>What is /feg/?/feg/ is the general dedicated to the discussion of games from the Fire Emblem franchise.>Fire Emblem Series Summaryhttps://rentry.org/y8rkm>Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guidehttps://rentry.org/7368i/>Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendarshttps://x.com/FE_Heroes_EN/status/2087011136357159392>Fire Emblem Heroes Links & Guideshttps://pastebin.com/TguPqnsT>Fortune's Weave Nintendo Directhttps://www.youtube.com/live/_RaZiSBaJfU>Latest FEH Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jhDLblQzcI >Latest FES Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OsCFE7M_OY >/feg/ National Anthemhttps://youtu.be/_2i6ARd5SD4 Previous >>580127728
Fuck Engage.
Hi, I've been in a coma for seven years. What the hell is 'Engage'?
>>580156646The latest Fire Emblem with Fire Emblem gameplay and characters. Probably for many more years to come.
I also would like to say fuck engage
>>580156690Thank you chatgpt, now give me a nice ravioli recipe.
>>580156690Its already old news since Shadows retard
I am in a FUCK ENGAGE mood today
Sex with Smyrnos
We must stop this vile, evil tyrant.
yo mr whitefuck engage bitch
Barebacking with Nuzzuo
Uhh...what did she mean by this?
one for yuliya anon
>>580156765>with Fire Emblem gameplayShadows is a good Fire Emblem in substance, but plays like among us.
>DOOD, THE NON-AM ROUTES SHOW DIMITRI IS A CRAZY MAN WHO'D BE A TERRIBLE KINGactually, the other routes are just another way of shitting on Edelgard's ideology. What Dimitri believes and gets proven through his story arc is that rugged individualism is bad. The routes where you don't help him are the routes where he has to follow an individualist path where he believes only he can do what is necessary and has to pull himself out of it himself and he loses/dies because of that. Why does this shit on Edelgard, you might ask? Well, Edelgard's whole mindset is built on individualism, born from the trauma she experienced, she came out of believing that she alone had to pull herself out of everything she went through and institutions like religion and community hold you back by developing a feeling of complacency that someone else will save you from your situation like the Goddess. Dimitri also having to die on the routes where he is alone are another testament to the flaws in Edelgard's worldview, further proving she is, in fact, wrong as always.
>we're still only talking about engagewhat went wrong with FW?
>>580157385Too brown for people to even pretend to care to spite Engage. It's only the schizo and he's doing a shoddy job in convincing himself designs like Jester or Fortuna are okay
Can someone make an edit of this with Theodora
Engageschizo is seething about Fortune's Weave again...
>>580157828Does it even sleep
>No Fortune's Weave characters going into the main poolIS doing everything physically possible to make sure no new players try FEH
>>580157741no
>>580157929Good! Imagine having one of those fugly girls appear as your offrate
>>580157929yes
>>580157929These past few years have felt like they're trying to kill it off.
>>580157929they are desperate for money at this point
>>580157913>lucina with titsheresy
>>580156835I'd eat her fish if you know what i mean
>>580157828Why would I seethe about Engage 2?
>>580158814Oh so it's back to being Engage 2 now?
I love Lucina!
>>580158814I'm the one the schizo calls "engageschizo" though, and I do consider FW as worthless slop.
I love Marianne!
>>580158853>backalways been
>>580158853Please excuse the bot. It's stuck on a loop.
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>>580158814Is IGN, gayspot, eurogaymers lying about FW's story being deep and complex, who said Engage's story being shallow and like saturday morning cartoon on preview phase?
>He still thinks he's been obsessing over just one poster that likes EngageOh no no no no
im gonna replay 3H for the first time since launchDo I do SS or just replay AM again
>>580158876nuh uh, I am the engageschizo.Look how big my veyle folder is
>>580159208SS
hortensia doggystyle
My queen
>>580159208>AMfaga rope would be more appropriate
>>580159212Then I guess there's more than one of us. He's just so buckbroken about Engage that he copes otherwise.
>>580159276She looks like she sacrifices children to Moloch
KEK
>>580159208I'm finishing an old SS run I had started 5 years ago, it's ok. You should play AM if you miss Dimitri though.
>>580159507Only a retarded tranny like you would miss Shartmitri
>>580159546The new face of Fire Emblem!
>even other engagefags don't like forgetfag that much
>>580159276i really do hope her story actually is the most trad fe like journos have been saying it is. also hope she gets the Dimitri/Punished timeskip design so more people appreciate her. She seems like the actual black sheep among the 4.
wait so dietrich is literally just long haired xander, edgelord edition?and he cuts his hair after the timeskip?
>>580159712yeah, the game is basically Fates 2
>>580159431But Kilk is straight, right? He likes female. And his VA voiced Phainon too.
>>580159431>>580159774Treehouse made him non-binary for the localization to accommodate xer
I used to think Engage-antis were the obsessed annoying ones but these past few days have made me realise that they were actually right to spend years mocking and bullying Engagefags if this is how they behave
>>580159919true. engaygies deserve the rope
>>580159574Trying too hard
>>580159919They became outcasts for a reason. They can't play nice with the rest of the fandom. All they do is seethe about any game not named Fates or Engage. They hate the old games, they hate the new games, they just hate Fire Emblem.
>>580159919This angry schizo legit made me like the old engagefags more.
Dimitri is spiritually engaygie
>>580159431can someone explain why this is funny?
>>580159919>>580160017>>580160043You're just mad that Engagefags won now that we got Engage 2. Keep seething, 3HRTs
>>580159919people forgot what they actually acted like circa 2023 before the years of humiliation rituals
>>580159683Just because Dimitri had the most traditionnal FE story in 3H and it turned out it was the best one does not mean Theodora will be the same. Just look at Engage and how its story compares to other installments.
>>580160154>>580158983
>>580160105Don't try and understand the mental illness of Engageschizo.FW bad but also FW good because it's actually Engage 2 BUT PLEASE DON'T BUY IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
>>580160196>Just because Dimitri had the most traditionnal FE storykek what is this lying? Dimitri's story is nothing like classic FE stories. In other stories Dimitri would be a Camus at best. Lying Dimitrischizo
Gay Sex with Dietrich
>>580160258Learn how to read to bait effectively.
>>580160248FW is trash. You're talking about me and this guy >>580160154 as the same person.I'd never call it Engage 2, but I'll mock you for simping for FW when those designs are in it.
>>580160248Why would Engage fans not buy Engage 2? You're weird, bro.
>>580160275Fabio always looks like a butler, walking three steps behind his master.Or a wife in Edo.
As an EngageGOD, I have to say that I was dissapointed that the game wouldn't allow me to cuck Alear's love interests with FogadoThankfully, Engage 2 (aka Fortune's Weave) is here to make my dream come true!
>>580156552white man detected
>>580160370I think the butler look is intentional with his body language.
>>580160520move, beast, get out the wayget out the way beastget out the way
>>580160620>>580160582>>580160637Faggot's Weave
>>580160497Shota Hubert is always so good.
>>580159905Will pic rel get muddled in localization? Bout pretty boys liking "female" while bandit like men liking "woman".
In the next Direct, they will reveal Nintendo Heroines: Tag Team VolleyballWill (you) play it?
If Cai and Leda were white, they removed all the bandit-like designs and turned most of the cast white except that wannabe Lyn, would you have bought FW?
I get the sense that Dietrich's FEH artist usually only draws women.
PERFECT BIRD TIME
>>580160154These are minor characters. Not main characters aside from Fortuna who is goddess.
>>580160781I haven't bought a single Fire Emblem game before, so no
>>580160620Fabio will get trolled into oblivion by Esmeralda and finally learn how to act like a human being and then the fabio / dietcoke / esmeralda found family (cute) will finally be real
>>580160792Does Eshmel have human parts or birds down there?
>>580160728Need Koei's mario spinoff, and Ryza to Smash bros. Oh Luigi.. Oh Mario...Which VA would Daisy have in JP?
>>580157929FEH only has like two years left tops. The Engage years really did a number on its metrics and anti-consumer stuff like that prevents the onboarding of new players.
>>580160927>ranulfposting is backgrim
>>580160927Kissing Eshmale's cloaca!!!
>>580160582Probably. That's also evocative of the genteel habit for the 19th century elite to put a hand in their waistcoat but both fit an arrogant yandere priest.
>>580160919>found family (marriage and sex)ftfy
>>580160927(I) am the laguz????
>>580160728>Nintendo HeroinesMario gonna grow tits?
>>580161079kek
>>580160919Kino
>>580161079What the fuck is wrong with that confessor
>>580161158Ariostofags play dirty
>>580161010>arrogant yandere priest I hope Fabio doesn't lose all of his "yan" over the course of his character development. He should maintain some of his perversion, as a treat.
Notice how nobody talks about the other 3 routes?Kek what a failure of a game.
>>580161201An Engagefag better not come to my deathbed to ask me to praise Engage, I won't. >>580161202Realistically he will cease to appear and matter as the plot progresses but we can dream.
What would they reveal for the next Direct anyways? Time skip design?
>>580161309The War Arc (Part 2) and the timeskip designs from Part 3.
>>580161301Nobody wants the approval of a faggot.
>>580161301>Realistically he will cease to appear and matter as the plot progresses but we can dream.nyyyyoooooooooo
>>580161361>The War Arc (Part 2) I feel like they've technically already showed it with that Theodora vs Arago video
Gay people are still people.
>>580160781No.If I could go back and unbuy my copy of 3HRT I'd do it. The DEI shit is a massive problem but the game doesn't magically become Fire Emblem without it.It'd just be 3HRT part 2 which is probably what those people want but didn't get due to the retconned setting and weird character roster.What I wanted was a FE4 demake just to prove that it's not Engage that's the problem but this new fanbase 3HRT dragged in.
>>580161309the FW DLCcos the leaks show that Pokemon Wind and Waves is coming out in Nov 2027 and there is almost nothing until then
>>580161521>Gay people are still people.doubt
The fact that there's a Part 2 between the Games and Eshmel arcs actually makes a lot of sense.The war that breaks out got lots of people killed, leaving them defenseless when the threat of Balor appeared. It's actually quite kino.
>>580160637My cat has them>>580161407Why do you keep pestering us like a child in love then
>>580161301>Realistically he will cease to appear and matter as the plot progressesTrue enough.
>>580161563Shut up chud!
>>580161598Why do you keep pestering engagefags like a child in love then?
Ludia in 15 minutes?
>>580161669>must you continue to reconquer, continue to pester in retaliation
>>580161685one of the neutrals more likely.
>>580161756Edelgard was based for that.btfo'd Dimischizos for the next decade
>>580161685The evil woman, hopefully.
>>580161792Damn, no wonder you like Engage.
Alear isn't gay though. Male Alear is into Veyle while Female Alear is into Diamant. That's the canon.
>>580161864Nobody likes Engayge thought.You really are a schizo.
We should read the FE Engage manga, 1 chapter per day.
>>580162075why couldn't actual engage use the actual models for the characters?
>>580162012Like clockwork >>580158983
>>580161946Alear is bisexual and has no canon pairings.
>>580162075Any characters in engage with surnames revealed?
>>580162198Keep linking to your own posts, Claudeschizo. Nobody is going to read it still
>>580162182The Engage manga is peak kino. Not only it gives us Robin x Emblem Lucina or Emblem Byleth staring down with Nemesis it also tells us Anri was the first Emblem.
Ahahaha oh nooooo he's still trying to make Claudeschizo a thing
>>580162273I read it. It's pretty good. And accurate.
>>580162229Exactly.
>>580162390>I read my own postum yeah that seems obvious? lmao
>>580156790are you a cat
>>580160927ravens dont have dickscommission your skeb meshmel pairings with a bird pussy or you're not canon
>>580162075There's a timeline where Sombron remembers to close the Gate behind him when he leaves and Engage just abruptly ends after the Lumera chapter.
>>580162472Maybe>>580162468I can't type with those paws why do you think I can read
Anri being the Zero Emblem feels like something they had planned for a spin-off/sequel that they just dumped in the manga after they realised it would never happen.
>Leda is a member of House Cohendia, and also a musician who plays the vihuela. She enchants people with beautiful melodies played on her family’s treasured instrument, Obsidian.Leilidahna Cohendia
I think its about time we get another DUDE FOOD
>>580162605Yeah FW really is Engage 2 with all these gimmick characters
>Rapeface Zarcone
DUDE WOMEN
>Half of your army are barely controlled rapist alcoholic banditsActually quite true to real life
Btw the afterword says that the Engage manga was much shorter but the fan's support kept it going that long.And that Engage dev time in total was 3 years.
>>580162596From an interview, it sounded like they just let the mangaka cook and were surprised with the changes that they made to the original story
【Character】Zarkon (CV: Hiro Mine)Leader of the ruthless bandit group "Gaia Brigade."Having heard the rumors of the Grand Swordfighting Festival, he came to Dagsion with his underlings.In battle, he has a despicable personality that targets the weak first.●Likes: Money, plundering, fine women, boozing with like-minded comrades, tormenting weak opponents, vegetables
buckbroken
>>580162747Perhaps the Slithers were right about these beasts...
>early game rape bandits get profiles before the rest of the main clans' members do
Zarcone (VO: Jonathan Fernandez)A sneaky axe-wielding man who was raised by bandits.He joins the Heroic Games at the head of his Gaia Brigade.LikesMoney, violence, good women, vegetables, drinking with friendsInterestsTormenting the weak, pillaging
>>580162747Thracia is back...
>>580162781
>>580162229I arose from thousand years ago
>>580162781>literally a bandit
>>580162781>Multiple recruitable rape bandits that would normally be chapter 1-4 filler bossesIs this based or cringe?
>>580162781He's an utter scumbag but at least he eats his veggies!
>>580159431trans franchise now
>>580162835These are recuritable units anon
>personal skill is "higher hit rate when the enemy is already low health"lame
Apparently a good 30% of attendees at a Tokyo even for the engage manga said the manga itself introduced them to the game
>>580162229Behold, the entire newcomer for Smash 6
>neutral recruit and a team captain on the same dayWell, there goes the one pattern we had so far. Jasmine and Inori tomorrow?
What is this expression trying to emote?
>Another despicable scumbagFortune's Weave is Thraciamaxxing holy shitI never thought I'd see the day... it brings a tear to my eye
>>580162781They really are giving the interns something to do, huh?
>>580162926it's based as a concept, but they should be recruited through means that aren't "have high enough renown and talk to them in the hub"
>>580163009the pattern was assholes
>>580160927>cassowariesdamn so that's what cai's chicken is, i didn't even know about these before
>People complained that Engage's cast were too boring and nicey-nicey with each other with no inter-character conflict>IS: fine then, have rapists, thieves and murderersKusakihara KINO
>>580163038ruining (your) cloaca eshmel
I've seen enough, now who's the designated banditbait for FW?
>all the recruitable women are fairly normal and chaste>all the recruitable men are despicable brigand wannabes that would rape women if given the chanceum bros? Are we sure we want paired endings back?
>>580163009>seemingly ran out of neutral recruitables, so moving on to clan leadersWhat's the deal with Kiroc? He was a clan leader all along?
>>580163174exclusively pairing tiara up with these units while Cai is forced to watch her support gauge go up with them!
>>580163210Leda, Mu, Olympia
>>580162781>likes vegetablesTruly despicable
>>580163225Imagine having a rape-like ending. The western fanbase would implode.
>>580163225the fact that all these units exist should've been the first hint paired endings are not coming back
>>580163210LedaTiallaAny of the temple girls
>>580162781Kaga-sama never left us... his spirit is still with us...
FB talk last thread reminded me of the Fallen banner that was like>Ivy - 22:33>Byleth - 8:46>Canis - 7:02>Tibarn - 5:05
>>580163225Supports for randos are super limited. I wonder if they'll even have supports with any women.
>more bandit shitwhy would i want this?
>>580162781predict their support
>>580162781he likes FINE women, not just womenthat's so you know he's evil because he doesn't believe that All women are beautiful
>>580163463It's for Thracia gods, not Engage larpers
I'm going to field Goliath Majide and Zarcone to beat the shit out of everything before me.
>>580163468Zarcone's big fucking nose shoved up Majide's asshole
>>580162781>specifically likes fine/good womena cunnyseur
>>580163340You joke, but we already saw one of the dialogue being so direct about bedroom shit from ESRB page, I wouldn't be surprised if they would go more hardcore about explicit stuff like that
new FW character just leaked
>Zarkone, who shows no mercy even against weak opponents, activates the "Vile" skill when the enemy's HP drops below half, boosting the attack's hit rate.WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST
>>580163653This dude plays board games.
>>580163653you're average fwigger connoisseur
Will FW finally fulfill our dream of having only bandit run?
>>580162781>majide's wish is to rule dagsionWhat's Zarcone's wish?
>>580162926Every single game should have Capture with every "generic" boss being recruitable, though they should be like the Capture units in Fates or 3H Anna where they're missing supports and other things the main cast gets, but I wish we could have recruited Mitan in Engage...
>>580163653>Loves: doing chores around the house, flowering plants, helping the neighborhood.
>I NEED TO GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND SAVE EVERYONE THAT DIED AFTER THE HEROIC GAMES>...yes that includes the bandits, rapists and child murderers. Why ask?
>>580163728none of these guys gonna have worthwhile mag growth so you'll need one healer.Peppes outfit looks kinda magey...
>>580162864>Thracia is back...Uvh then where is my sterling princess?
After the defeat of the Demon God Balor, Alexandria was carried off by Zarcon. She was never seen by her family again. Records say that Zarcon's successor as leader of the Gaia Brigade was a Pink Haired youth...
>>580163867Bonaventure and Tobias are honorary bandits desu
>>580163857Eshmel is the messiah dontcha know
why are fwiggers so obsessed in getting Ls?
Someone say "FW is Engage 2" one more fucking time. I dare you.
>>580163660Would be EZ for Dietrich route as Esmeralda would be a Tank, who is youngest of the clan, and Mikaela would kick his ass. Could Fabio heal tho?
>>580159546dat mid riff. dat waistBUENO
>>580162781I snorted He's literally a banditBased interestsWhen are we getting the berserker yell from GBA back
MADE for bandit cock
>>580163857We're dealing with a world ending apocalypse here, any hand helps
>>580163943be endlessly funny if bona was one of the two casters with access to Fortifyyes two because only merci and flayn have fortify in 3h
>>580163997FW is really 3HRT2, they just dont want to admit it
>>580163040These two X sterling men (Lucius, Ares)
Hello professor, did I tell you about my good old friends from Dagda, Majide and Zarcon? Really nice fellows! I still eat my vegetables thinking about my pal Zarcon...
>>580163943Is Fabio honorary bandit too? Benditz seem like bandit in wheelchair spite being an old knight. >>5801638574 heroes have grey morality too.
>>580163998hes a mage so even with a bane to faith he'll at least get heal and recover or physic
>>580164193Fabio is a missionary so he could be good at light magic too. He could be good sage as well. If sage(tier 4 mage/priest) isn't genderlocked this time.
>>580163857Everyone deserve to be saved from dragon zombie anon
>>580164304no male equivalent in 3h sucked but only 2(two) men besides Byleth were gifted with passable magic anyway, Hubert and Linhardt, whereas half the women were built for gremoryWe've gotten 4 men with magic in their previews thus far I think. Fabio, Bonaventure, Yokai, and Sirocco.
Celine tried to warn us. We didn't listen.
>>580163857AS MANY HEROES AS POSSIBLE
>>580162781Uber shit personal skill. Maybe the worst so far.Is his weapon one of these crazy Congo sickle swords? The volant axe in Awakening was based off those. Or maybe it's some other type of sickle sword.
>>580164304wait we doing light magic again and not buying staffs for inventory?
>>580163857All the ugly people are dying in the past in my run.
Are you guys interested in seeing the divegrass team return in the next VGL?
>>580163468They really don't vet the game entrants
>>580164597based. I too will kill Fabio
>>580164185seteth is an honorable man who probably would be friends with bandits if they were chill
>>580164504fwiggers gonna tell you bandit lives matters
>>580164584Believe so yes, just like 3h
>>580163867All bandit-related classes have special skill "Mana Transfer" to heal their comrade, inspired by the hit visual novel series Fate
Thankfully when this game flops they'll never get this experimental with character designs again
>>580162781>ultand had to register this guy
>>580164504I'm sorry for doubting you, my empress
>>580164732fark not this prf shit again
>>580164806>implying it's not Maria's faultshe is evil afterall. Of course she'd let in a bunch of brigands
>>580164504might commission some zarkon x celine :)
>>580164746who's our lil worm slut?
>>580164920there's enough art of Celine getting raped by bandits out there that this threat doesn't work, anon.
>>580164185Seteth let's Zarcon babysit Flayn on the weekends.
>>580164650only if alear's fine pussy is in the pitch
>>580164504Xenologue Celine should have been the normal onealso she should have big boobs
>All the BIG Nintendo IPs have been forced to do their own "BOTW-ification" of the formula>Fire Emblem's version of it is a hub world where there's like a million random units you can recruit to make your runs more unique ranging from cute childhood friends, to bandit rapist freakspretty based IS, also this is proof FE is now considered a BIG nintendo IP.
I'm tired of bandits. This franchise needs goblins.
>>580164918You can't just balme everything on the hot evil woman.
>>580165163*licky licky*
>>580163857>literally killed and mutilated by a bandit >still instruct Her warriors to save everyone, irregardless of their backgroundMy merciful Goddess... Praise be upon Her...
Haven't played Fates, but didn't Fates also have recruitable bosses same as Majide and Zarcon?Isn't this sort of the same thing?
Thank you mama Rhea for executing bandits
>>580165345>Edelgard despise thisWhy is she so r/atheism bros?
>>580163743sex with solel's daughter
>>580165381the best part is that some of these units were unironically better options than the units the game gives you.
>>580160017>They can't play nice with the rest of the fandom"Engagefags" are "the rest of the fandom." Why are 3HRTs struggling so hard to grasp this fact, and the fact that they aren't FE fans?
>>580165381exp is highly constrained in fates, you only deploy your main units and feed them all the exp no one else.
>>580165381They don't get supports and their growths are terrible, but we don't know if Zarcon is also like that. The two in the top right were actually supposed to be full characters but were reduced to Capturables.
>>580165524she's just a typical angry woman
>>580165558You aren't though because you constantly attack every other game. People are remembering why you became outcasts in the first place.
3hrt girls? ntr cucksengage girls? purefwigger girls? ntr cucks + bandit fuckers
>go on xitter to see people's reactions>they still *only* complain about him being straightwhat the fuck is wrong with these people? If this dude liked diddling little boys would they consider it a win because he'd be an lgbt character??
>>580165885>You aren't though because [head canon]You haven't even played any of those games I 'attack'.
>>580165916where does it say he's a loli fucker bandit?
>>580165887enwhiteness us, emblem of tea
>>580162781>After decades my dream of rapist brigand squad is actually possibleGame of the Year
>>580165695>and their growths are terribleGazak is unironically a solid enough unit
>>580165916>>580165916>what the fuck is wrong with these people3hrt audience and 3hrt game
What I find funny is that if they truly wanted to be woke they would have made the bandits le misunderstood gentle souls, but these assholes are the same old Gheb style rapists as always. Who are they for?
>>580165916They have to be ugly, AND gay, AND blacker than ink, AND have woke social stances or it's never good enough
>>580166189Me
>>580166189recycling models and cucking waifufags out of their waifus
>>580166108>tobias>jester>goliath>simon>dadao>benditz>zarcon>majide>guzran>kirochmm not quite there yet
>>580166281Aswan...
MI FUCKING HEROES
>fwiggers arguing about cuck emblem
>>580163210Pretty much all the women.
>>580166343oji-san emblem...
>>580166343KINO fuck moefags!
>>580166343add Lilian in there so she can have her reverse harem of ugly old men
>>580166343Goliath loves his bro Jester so they'll have cute supports at least.
>>580166343Finally, no more sissy twink Emblem...
>>580166310You forgot you need to pair each rapist with a white or asian woman.
>>580166343old man fuckers we won
>>580166343>imagine shipping anon favorite girlim thinking of shipping anatolia and tiara and ninia to my fellow bandit and ugly bros
>>580166616clownschizo....
>>580166343Ladies and gentlemen the bottom X characters on every popularity poll
>>580165887>engage girls? pureNo girl with 5 dogs in her farmyard is pure
>>580166189That will be Goliath and Majide
>>580166343Man, that faggot Fabio even has a giant yaoi hand
>>580166189Alexandra, Leda, Catania, Ninae, Ursula, Dante, Lilian, Tialla, Olympia, etc, etc...
>>580166343The Avengers
He's gonna have like 2-3 supports, and all of them will be like>DUDE VEGETABLES LMAObecause we need our quirktastic recruitables!
They should have just let us fuck NotGangrel
Hong Hua will be so flabbergasted after seeing who's Eshmel saved in the past
I just realized they are unironically doing a BOTW with this game and the 4 lords are the equivalent of the divine beasts>you can just go right to the end of the game with Eshmel's default group>all the lords who's routes you don't complete you likely fight "corrupted" versions of in the timeskip>completing each lord's route gives you a special boy ability(the lord's blaze arts)>also completing each lord's routes likely makes the final boss easier(like how all divine beasts start ganon at half health)>the shrines of this game are going to be the dungeons and recruiting all the units>probably some korok seed equivalent we haven't been shown yet
>>580164478Talimun is also a mage.
>Fire Emblem Heroes is going to be filled with niggers nowEven in my gacha slop, I can’t escape them.
>>580166935> implying he isnt LindDont waste your exp anon...
>>580166925>you likely fight "corrupted" versions of in the timeskipEshmel kicks their butts in the prologue
>>580166343Holy sexo!
>>580166935He isn't going to be DLC locked, right? RIGHT???
wait where the fuck is the FW Anna don't tell me she is DLC locked
>>580158814They look nothing alike
>>580166343The left has to make everything ugly
>>580166343Me and my ugly ass bros going to defeat god
>>580167201This bird is getting groped...
>>580166925you're not getting the true end unless you do all four. You'll just get a fake good end if you do 1-3 routes.
Is everyone in Dagda a drunken whore
The left has to make everything ugly
All these ugly bastards and they STILL refuse to bring Jake back for the shadow realmJUSTICE FOR ANNA'S BELOVED
>>580167329gonzalezkun has a beautiful gentle soul anon...
Majide and Zarcon get to fuck THIS?
>>580166824thank god Ultand only likes them small and cute
>>580166823For fisting Dietrich
Which lord should recruit all the bandits? I think it should be Leda.
>>580167383>"heheh now that's she passed out, it's time to have some action!">*open panties*>"Wtf this is a fucking bird pussy!"
>>580167482Cai or Leda would be the funniest imo. Alternatively having the Saramis army be all shitters is pretty amusing too.
sexooo
>>580167591Lilian will feel so supported
I wasn't going to play Cai's route but now I will with all the bandits
>>580166912Hong Hua is an evil woman though
>>580167678> tialla is his lilina> lilina falls in love with gonzalez in their supportsyou dont think...
>cai calls both theodora and leda sisgreedy boy
>>580167735kek
>>580167735another beautiful man wasted on women...
>>580167820
>>580167916Ultand as wellHe is playing innocent but this boy is a little devil
>>580167591They don't really fit into Cai's team.I'll give all the kids to Cai.
Why is he weaker than Alexandra? With an axe too
>>580167735that's kinda hot
>>580167735bro... what the fuck....
>>580167820Lilina's whore side went to LilianTiara got only her good traits
>aurora had one of the best outcomes>at least castor took care of the kidgrim
>>580168064What do you expect from someone literally named Small Fry?
Fabio
THE JOKE IS........................ RAM IS EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580168064hes anna engagestarting phys class with trash str growth but ridiculous magic
>>580168064My new dancer
Seteth would find Dagda to be a den of inequity.
>>580168382*iniquity
>DEX:HIT is 1:1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2W7ffR0G6g
>>580166343None of them could handle a real woman.
>>580168382Seteth loves the Dagdan red light district
What is theodora's canon class path?
>>580159276>hiplettrash.
>>580168645Tobias could.
>>580168742Hip dips are unironically so sexy.
oh no no Zarcon sisters.................
>>580168742Dietrich stole all the hip width
Sex with Nuzzuo
>>580165985His name is an insult used by girls calling a dude "small fry"He's getting bullied by lolis
>>580168927I must BITE into the succulent meat of his inner thigh
>>580168064AXE BROS WE ARE FUCKING FRAUDS
>>580168564I wonder what the big hitfix meta will be. Engravings were way too strong in Engage, and I'm not sure arts and personal skills are enough with the hit rates we've seen.
>>580167308cope
>>580160790What sassy whore pose Dietrich
>>580169156The idea is probably spamming combat arts or something Also this is another aspect of trying to balance 4 square units, since Chariots/ Elephants can't avoid attacks while hitrates are otherwise not going to be great against normal units
>>580169156Hopefully it's>characters with good hit stats you can make axes, but with bad hit stats you need to give swordsand not>just take everyone through archer to get hit boost lmaoooo
>>580168564I know better than to put stock in the numbers in pre-release footage, but I have seen some pretty alarmingly low hit rates during this pre-release media window.
>>580169329The main problem is arts don't work on enemy phase. And even in a hypothetically player phase centric game, that will still matter quite a bit.>>580169402One thing I want to see FW is the whole Brigand cheese meta. I don't mind class hopping but it's gay as fuck when the optimal way is taking everyone through the same paths.
>>580168742oh fuck you're right.Jesus I just beat off to her now I need to vomit.
>>580167735
>>580168742when do i buy stock
>"Class switching encourages creativity!">has a team composed entirely of wyvern lords and a dancer
>>580169043character named Mesu Gaki when?
>>580169736>BylethTime traveler?
>>580169818Which is why open reclassing will forever be a meme. Too much freedom can have the exact opposite of the intended effect.Open reclassing is back but it's the 3H kind where characters have innate aptitudes and biases, so it remains to be seen what meta will emerge.
>>580169751
>>580167735>>580169736kek
>>580168343she can buy me...
>>5801691193H is so ugly
>>580166343the red haired chick will save us all...
>>580168343I want to be a stay at home father to at least two boys two girls with Citrinne, all with our blonde hair and light eyes.
>>5801699833H has the shittiest reclassing system so hopefully it's not all the same.
Tialla will go through a whole metamorphosis arc once she meets Talimun and he pimps her out to his friends, then she will get pregnant and he will leave her so Tialla being the whore she is will run back to Cai only for him to reject her because he married Ultand while she was gone and then she'll overdose on some crazy African drugs
>>580170617>580170617
Why does Theo have dragon bones in her hair?are they going to glow
>580170617Like legitimately kill yourself
I hope Theo sings in this gamehttps://youtu.be/S_2Wkq6w9pg?si=Sk1I7XTo1IGBXXWZ
>>580170617engaygefags, everyone
>>580166343I look like this and my comrades look like this
>>580170464Citrinne has red eyes
>>580171039Such lovely eyes, yes.
LOL
>>580170617Based. I dunno why this made fags and homos mad.
Still mad about the cool charioteer old man having that fucking septum piercing
>> 580170831Why are you so mad? Tialla is literally Lilina reborn her being a cheating slut is foretold and especially with the fact this is literally the NTR fetish game Thank God Engage Girls are pure
>>580171458Tialla cheats on that cuck Cai with me
>>580171406yeah septum rings are ugly as shit
>>580170617kek
>>580171536Thinking her ass will stay loyal to you is your first mistake she literally seems like she'll have daddy issues so you know she'll have a whole roster
>>580171536she cucks you bro
>>580172007reynardkun...
You're not ready for Punished Cai's reveal
>>580172007>NTR is the primordial fetish of all of humanity
>>580172310Predict his timeskip hair.I'm thinking ponytail dreads.
>>580172310He will flop regardless.
>>580172168If you think you're the only one she's cheating with, you are as deluded as her. 9/10 times a girl who cheats is running a roster of guys and is ready to dispose of any who don't measure upEither that or you're lying
>>580172489Damn what's with the cope kek
>>580172370It looks like his hair is unchanged in the one timeskip clip we have.
>>580172007not a cuckfag but kinda try if you think about it
>>580172551It's not cope, it's reality. You're the one coping if you don't believe that you're just another 'option' for her to fallback on if things go south
>>580172310He will copy Dimitri and get a eyepatch
>>580172370>>580172607they're gonna give him a Claude beard
>>580172817>claude got a beard>Dimitri didn't get one despite being a murderhoboalways bothered me.
>>580166343the early chapter bandits became playable
>>580172817I doubt it. IS probably knows that the only major group of fans that Cai gets will be girls who are into cute boys and won't ruin that by giving him a beard.
>>580172867beard would ruin his pretty boy look
>>580172867Dimitri doesn't have enough test to grow a beard.
>>580173147We had lambert with a beard
>>580172753You are frothing over the idea of me having sex, I thought you liked NTR?
>C-cai will be bad ass like Dimitri watch!More cringe from Caicels
good thing engage didnt have this ntr shit.
>>580173195He had to suck so much dick to get enough testosterone for that pathetic little beard
>>580172370killmonger hair
Planned Fortunes Weave Pairings Zarcone harem of Leda, Tialla, Ultand, Es Lilian, Olympia, Dante, Ursula, Catania, Alexandra
Gheb was born in the wrong era
>>580173360Based Cunnytensia
theo sexo
>>580173452God I hope not
>>580173586got leda?
>>580173331Dimitri was a mentally ill homeless man surviving on onion skins and and brackish water in an abandoned building, nothing badass about him
>>580173586Made for sterling boys
Is romance for Eshmel confirmed?
>>580173826seethlegard...
>>580173894On your knees bitch
>>580173932Officially? No. But IS knows the only surefire way to kill their game is denying people a self-insert romance.
>>580173932Nope he's a cuck that watches in bird form.
Civilized people...
>>580174137Or the opposite, like what they did with Engage. Worse, nobody gets paired endings to piss off everyone for "memory limitations."
>>580173932bro. youre playing a cuck bird. you're gonna watch as cai fuck everyone
>>580172310Two more days minimum for his post-timeskip design? Maybe. But if we are getting that design the day the game comes out? Pure evil.
>>580174345Cai is an ugly loser
>>580174246Lysithea went on to tuck her teacher after that photo was taken
>>580173826
for me, its celine and hortensia
>>580173586>>580174463*sigh*I Am ROLLING for CHOCOLATE!
>>580172007for me it's beauty theft.Like the game over screen in banjo kazooieor the entirety of Manyuu until she started willingly giving her tits away.
diversity is our strength
>>580174375Why do you want to be spoiled so badly? Just play the game and find out for yourself.
Fire Emblem Tellius Saga live action movie leaked
>>580175437Must...not...racemix...
>>580175437What is this expression meant to convey?
>>580156896hot. love how actually human the musculature looks in this game, instead of the weird smooth mannequin models attached to the different characters' head models
>>580175837The bodies are looking good.
What race is Tialla?
>>580175437Blond seed in her womb tbqh
>>580176013Ririan Tabiza thigh
>>580176013Sofia a cute!
>>580174247If I don’t get self insert romance then no one gets paired ending. Fuck you if I can’t get romance no one does.>>580173360Nor will FW. Imagine if Engage is the last based Fire Emblem the horror.
your nomad wife denands breeding
>>580176123Plegian
For Heroes. Does Theodora's Mahadu Spear, if your Def is higher than the opponent's. Disable and ignore her very own Go No Sen skill? For what purpose?
>>580176282>>580176139
peppe nursing handjob
>>580162781He has the "Cowardly" skill. Dude would be your typical first enemy who becomes a recurrent and pathetic character everyone bullies.
mahadick spear
>>580174510I love Celine. I think she's due for another alt soon.
>>580175627
FW please have shipping between units,s-rank and paired endings pls pls pls it's such a perfect rape fantasy game don't fumble it...
>>580175627There's nothing wrong with spoilers.
>>580177173I've already seen it>>580177364But wanting to be spoiled is a sign of low executive function
>>580163225>win the war against the demon god>hand-pick my waifu to take to heaven with me>>>assign every other woman in my army to be mating pressed by bandits, with no choice given to themSo who is getting Mu? Majide?
>>580176013Tobias exists to be pegged by Theodora.
>>580177893Hot
>>580176282>get to pick this woman for free, drawn by Ekao>skip the banner entirelyBased Leda. Can't wait to get your next free-use version in August 2027!
>>580162781I’m pretty impressed you can recruit some actual bandits/bad people
>>580177802Why not give them men thats what I’d do.
INORI AND JASMINE TONIGHT
>>580178406Because this is Fire Emblem, not Engage.
>>580177143>>580177362the non-cucked FE
bird
>>580177802If Majide performs well for you, you should let him rape Dietrich. It's only fair.
SETETH TONIGHT
>>580166343Amazing. (Genuinely)
>>580178890no, more rapist bandits
How to write a fortunes weave character>Name: Bobicus>Crest of Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen>A vicious seriel killer who hides a dark secret. Entered the heroic games to win and have his wish granted to be able to freely kill people without repercussions.>Likes: Women, Vaginas, Boobs, Women Butts, Charity Work, Hanging out with his bros at the pub on weekends after work
>>580178391That's been a thing since FE6
>>580179035But this time, Lady Rapist Bandits
>>580179190our token hets...right?
This game is way too problematic. All the rape bandits will be turned into gimmick characters in their supports. Zarkon will be: DUDE VEGETABLESMajide will be: DUDE MUSCLES
>>580179190>>580179137seeing twitter faggots get nuclearly assblasted at every new character that has the opposite sex in their likes has been the highlight of FW posts
>>580179190I like how the retard who made this had to lump in Ultand and Tialla for liking the mere concept of romance
>>580179190I'm starting to worry Fabio's gonna be the only fag. I want more fags not just him.
>>580179190we straightmaxxing, homo better go hide
>>580176371Me on the left
>>580179485I think its cool just a little weird to see a nintendo game thats openly like "yeah these boys and girls like to fuck"
Cutesythea>>580179457>Zarkon will be: DUDE VEGETABLESThat's it, fag is going down.
>>580178573Redditors and Jugheads love getting cucked
>>580179190Only three women who explicitly want to fuck men so far, while there's way more men that want to fuck women. Just like irl.
>>580179551Well tbf Likes doesn't necessarily mean Attracted To...Leda likes "young girls" after all but theres no way they're making a Lord a yuriloli...right?
>>580179551There will be others.
>>580179190The 5 girls on the right are coincidentally the ones im most attracted to...maybe I have a fetish...
bros... is it true that FW is the steven universe of fire emblem?
>>580179190All this but no s rank
Likes: women
>>580179190NOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE THEY NORMAL IT SHOULD BE A BISEXUAL POLYCULE LIKE ENGAGE
>>580179678we had two fe last decade where they got pregnant anon
>>580168285Cute as always
>>580179190At least one good thing came out of engage flopping
I love her
Cai!
>>580179678Meanwhile Mario gets friendzoned by Peach
>>580179551there'll be other fags, IS isn't bold enough to put 'sex with men' as an interest is all
>>580179551Nah. Your mental illness has to be contained.
>>580179678we had a nintendo game in 2015 where they called the obvious loli "technically an adult" and a core part of the gameplay was picking which one of the members of your army got to impregnate her.
>>580179190Majide and Zarcone are both bandits with opposite skills (Majide has fear nothing skill while Zarcone has cowardly). Okay I'm ready for the Majide/Zarcone fanfics/fanart.
Eshmel is going to be remembered as a cuck
>>580179551even the gay leaker was sad there wasn't more faggotry
>>580180458watch them not have supports despite two early game banditos with opposing skills.
>>580179190I like all the goofy smiles many characters have
Watch the timeskip bandits come back dressed in suits and monocles
>>580179551There will be one gay twink you don't care for and Fabio
>>580180632The leaker wasn't even halfway done with the game. Any gayness will be contained to supports and potentially paired endings.
Is this an NTR thread? Should I wait until you guys are done shooting ropes for bandits?
>>580180939That's FW legacy. Browns, cuckoldry and bad gameplay.
>>580180891meanwhile 10 dykes like 3h...
>>580180891I think homo Nuzzuo would break the Niles curse.
>>580180939engaytroons are here yes
>>580168645Is she a bandit too
>>580166272Ok radicalist inclusionary
>>580181061That's for moid enjoyment
>>580180939My ropes are exclusively shot at Dietrich's cervix.
>>580179485Got any screenshots kek
Goliath will be the one character theyre brave enough to says Likes:MEN...but Jester will be likes: ladypussyvagina u_u
>>580180939>Is this an NTR thread?filled with FW so yeah
>>580181114one day there will be a canon homosexual character who can't be romanced by the opposite sex player character and every single person who says the "liking the opposite sex in their bio is based" is going to completely shit themselves
>>580170427Reminder the leaker said she's working with Hong Hua, so she's probably evil too
>>580181114I won't allow it. You will get Siccoro
>>580181264you're right! but still wildly unfair
>>580179485and yet. they'll celebrate it if it says the same sex
>this is the only girl who wouldnt ntr youwould you do it?
>>580181417which group has the best orgy
>>580176013Sofia lurking in the background...
>>580181417Are they trying to say the FW cast is very simple
>>580181369That's a fantastical dream, anon
>>580179493It's funny because Ultand's full profile mentions her disliking men
>>580179190>likes: nice womenDid an ESL make this? Or where did the misunderstanding occur, at the original Japanese maybe? "Fine" has a very distinct meaning from "nice" when used a descriptor of "women." He likes pretty women, babes. Not kind or friendly women.
>>580181417Eshmel likes chess
>>580179485I mean that's expected. They want every character to be gay. 3H did give many of them yuri couples and then fujos are always going to fujo.
>moved from neutral recruits to clan leadersSo was Abigail not real after all
>>580181409I don't want him.
>>580180939All Nintendo games are fueled by NTR, anon.Except Kirby, he's the goat.
Don't buy this problematic game chud.
>>580181417Sha Lan drinking with the boys!
>>580181680>It's funny because Ultand's full profile mentions her disliking menWhat? No.
>>580180215Fucks Zarcone and Majide at the same time
We already know that the 'likes' shit is tied to the gifting system in the game, but I wonder if the ones that specify the opposite sex means they give a bonus to gifts from the opposite sex.
>>580181882>it's always a telliustroon
>>580181882>Ike/Soren>Mrs Hresvelgaha
>>580180731"Likes: Nice women with huge cocks"
>>580181882Of course it's a Tellius fan.
>>580181910She's the kinda girl people would try to get drunk to take advantage of them, but she would end up out drinking them.
>>580181882>>580182080all that mental illness in 1 twit
>>580181841Nutso is for ME, not you
>>580181417Change these to their modern versions and it's the exact shit people would say they're into today. I don't know why people are even freaking out over it. Your interests don't define who you are.>gaming>fucking>drinking>socializing>sports>money
NOW ITS RAPE TIME
>Sarah's shitposts reposted
If IS was in charge of 3H, Kostas would've been recruitable and you could use him to rape Edelgard
>>580182353>Tellius reactionironic
smashing lilian
>>580182251He has great teeth for a filthy bandit
Where do we get Nintendo Today clips now?
>>580182023It's who they like to eat with. It's really not even a big deal but their mistake is forgetting how mentally ill shippertroons are.
>>580182489>LilianThose cheeky fags know what they're doing.
>>580182441hes kinda cute...
>>580181949>Dislikes men who are fickle or snobby
>>580182454Why do you post in the Fire Emblem general if hate Fire Emblem?
>>580182251>>580182489He's growing on me.
I can’t post the image but I’m just here to point out that in one of those FEH screenshots about Theodora, where she is talking to Cai&Leda&Dietrich and she says ”So you have come with others in tow” Theo uses the kanji compund 孺子 which is archaic/rare but also insulting. It’s a little unfortunate the English translation loses the nuance of her speaking style, it’s such a great mix of rude and intelligent/noble
>>580182695>this means she dislike menBraindead much?
>>580182441Kostas-sama...
>>580182695So not men, just asshole men
>>580182251his smile is so hot...
>>580182695Some guy on /v/ was spazzing out that genders aren't listed on the profiles now. I think about that
>>580182778Why is she such a tactless unga? Doesn't seem endearing for an MC
>>580182489i would also like to smash lilian
>>580182695>Treehouse fanfictionNot canon
>>580182496It's the veggies
>>580183032Source?
>>580162781>walhart and zarconeWhy does IS make vegetarians evil
>>580183032Get in line, buddy.
>>580182441>That one porn artist drawing Kostas with BylassHnng
>>580183254Hitler, unironically.
>>580182995Quite the opposite, she is one of the only lords who actually acts like a lord/yakuza boss instead of being humble and trying to get everyone to be casual like so many modern FE lords do. It feels really refreshing.
No one does bara of pretty guys like Dietrich, Nuzzuo, Sirocco or Lysander anymore its only bara of barabait blorboshittos or effeminate yaoi of the previously stated I have got to end it all.
>>580183596It's time to pick up a pencil and do it yourself anon.
>>580183596Pretty guys for foids duh and foids don't like bara
>>580183676I will return with Lysander pit porn, anon, homemade. Wait for me dear mother.
>>580183756I wish I understood the foid mind.
>>580178035Forging BONDS with Leda, Lene, and Dorothea!
>>580183596>bara>pretty guysFucking pick one.
>>580184202Dorothea? Yeah okay, Leda is a lesbo
>>580184202>whoresdisgusting
>>580184267I refuse
>>580181882lol, LMAO even.Tellius fanboy or girl...why am I not surprised.
>>580183961nerdy foids like pretty things and super masculinity is not pretty
>>580184295>forging bonds will give us theodora lore drops, dietrich little sister info, and leda's reaction to dorothea flirting with her>also cai is here
>>580183596You're retarded for expecting this skinny faggot to get bara art >>580160790
>>580182695She fucks shotas btw
>>580184383Tharja, Kris, Kit Kat, Lene, and Dorothea gave us that magnificent Desert banner all the way back in January 2021.So Yes...I LOVE these WHORES!
>>580184390Seteth is ugly! UGLY!
>>580184295Yes.
>>580184908I blame the economy
>>580184295>Leda is a lesboNot in MY ASKR she isn't, lol.
>>580185034Please don't tell me you never looked up kakenari's stuff his shit is like foundational
>>580185373I don't care to look at off-model porn of shitty characters!
>>580184295If we can say that all the "likes women" men are straight, then Leda is a lesbo indeed.
>>580182441Gosh why can't it be real...
>>580185617saw that post that an anon thought it refers specifically to company during the dinner mechanic but idk thats a big cope.If it were, we'd surely have dozens of likes:men lads and likes:women ladies because people love lunch with like company, right?nah its gotta be sexual
>>580185525Then you are lost
>>580185930Your kind disgust me.
>>580162602>Cohendia So she’s a Sephardic Jewish woman
>>580162781Which woman are we pairing Zarcone with?
>>580186154Oh no...
>>580185034WRONG
my other wife
Is there really no ghb
>>580186320Lysithea so he can force feed her vegetables.
>>580186516They're seemingly making sure FW sloppa isn't freely available which is fine by me.
>>580184295Gay sex with Leda
>>580167916>>580168021Leda, Theodora and Ultand are for Cai
>>580185930Do not despair Obiwan, he might be lost but his son will be a barafag on the right side of the force one day.
>>580187049That's manRhea
barafags stay away from seteth
>>580185191What you need for buff guys to come back in fashion is not a good economy but a war. Muscles are always fashionable during wars.
Amelia is my waifu
>>580187569gheb...
>>580187104Yes that's what Seteth is
>>580183032LILIAN
>>580183596nuzzuo's already gotten at least bara piece out there. not sure why you want bara of skinny guys though
10 days until FW releases are you excited?I managed to stay blind mostly ive seen some characters but other than that i try to avoid as much of FW as possibleI dont think im gonna play it one release though i think im gonna be busy with work related stuff and i dont wanna take vacation for it
nuzzo is buff but not bara ick
>>580188393I took a 2 weeks vacation just for 3H back in the day. Thankfully I don't need to anymore. I tried to stay away from news too but yeah can't say I succeeded. Hopefully I manage that better this next week
considering cai and co are in feh before FW releases. aren't they technically feh characters now?
>>580188393I'm excited and I'll be playing on release day after work
>>580188846I love dry lithe muscles. The kind that grow on ectomorphs raised on modest foods.
>>580188393Excited about it flopping and people discovering how dogshit it is live yes
>>580189453we know schizo
>>580188393im excited I don't have a switch 2 but I will read every spoiler anyways
>these two walk up to you and start rubbing your cock through your pants What do?
>>580189671Scream and slaughter them with a battle-axe
>>580181841>>580181114Why is he so sexy, is it the bedroom eyes? The jewelry and the tats? The hair that looks like he just woke up after sex? Amazing design.
>>580189631Ready for tomorrow then? First signs already look good
The future mascot of fire emblem vs the current mascot of fire emblem
>>580190093No idea what you're talking about. The nintendo direct is the day after tomorrow.
>>580190396Oh don't worry you'll know, flop status is more ancient than you tourists are.
>>580190152Edelgard would kill him for being brown
>>580186927Nobody likes Cai
>>580190152On r/edelgard maybe>>580190470Thank god I'm not a salesfag, what a pathetic existence.
>>580188393I am excited (cautious) but I will consider sampling the main cast members in FEH before I consider buying a Nintendo Switch 2 for Fortune's Weave.
>>580190470>forgetschizoReady for your clown pile of shit to be forgotten tomorrow?
>>580189981Are you a Fortune's Weave character...? >>580189671Speaking of faggots, does FW have any homos like these two yet?
>>580190512Nice meme shitposter but Edelgard is progressive and anti racist. She's not like those chuds in the church or kingdom
>>580189671START KISSING
>>580188393>>580190614which of these two is more proficient at dick sucking?
>>580190714Not like these two no
>>580190726> has no endings with dark characters and only B rank with Petra> Kills Claude rather than "dialog" with him in CFsure...
I feel like I'll like FS just because the overly ambitious FEs that fall on their face from trying too much (FE4, RD, 3H) tend to by my favorites and this seems like one of those
>>580187727Gheb can have Tana. Amelia is mine
>>580167329He has big fat cock, so he's okay.
>>580190726Edelgard would kill every Dagdan god for being brown
>>580190726Reminds me again which factions have brown retainers who aren't hostages?
>>580181882The best part is, you just know that they haven't actually played either of Ike's games.
>>580162781>fine womenDoes this mean he likes sexy women or women who have class?
>>580191201well hes a bandito so unless fine is just politely meant to mean "sexy" then class.Need that money after all
>>580191201Noble women. They're his favorite kidnapping targets.
>>580191201sexy or beautiful women
Might have to skip DEI Emblem
>>580190819Hilda has no reason to suck dick because she has servants at home and simps at Garreg MachLeda is doing the cock carousel at every tavern
>>580191607>DEI Emblem>most than 90% of the cast are confirmed straightWhy are incels like this?
Might have to give Fabio the succcc
>>580191687Let me guess, you're brown and dont think you're as bad as gays.
>>580191687> more than 90its like 10 characters, mostly men anon
FW needs a beach DLCImagine Dietrich like this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uJs_-g1XXw
>>580190726>Edelgard is progressiveIf creating the IIIrd reich can be considered thus then yes. I suppose it is. After all nobody said the social reforms had to be beneficial to society or that you shouldn't genocide half the population in the process of instauring them, even if they're just laws that say "I do what I want".
>>580191687>most thanMore than 90% of the cast is also black, so your argument makes no sense.
>>580179190I thought this image was made in good fun, but holy shit the OP is having a conniption right now
>black>they're all diverse shades of skin tones
>>580191810Jugrtoons complained too much about beach dlcs so now we're never getting them
I hereby decree that all women recruited into my army shall dress only in silks and bondage.Leda, Olympia, Ninae, Dante, Ultand, and so forth. And they shall refer to me as "master."That is all.
>>580191810A handful of retarded whales make it more profitable for the swimsuits to be stuck in the gacha than to make a DLC
>can fly a mile in the air>usually trained knights with at least a few years of combat experience>somehow always end up captured by burly, fat level 5 bandits that only use melee range axes???>never wear panties for some reason while they're being captured>"oh no, I've been captured by lots of big strong men, I sure hope they don't take advantage of me ;)"pegasus knights annoy me. They abuse bandits to fulfill their sick, perverse fantasies. A bandit should be able to decide for himself if he wants to rape, not be pressured into it by horny teenagers that get off to 100 mph horse riding vibrations all day
what's with Mercedes and her whole bloodline swinging both ways
>>580190726>Edelgard is progressive and anti racistShe wants to kill this child for being a dwagon
>>580191940>Did anybody hear this bird tweet?
>>580191940honorary woman nezha!
>>580192079It's too late. Ultand is already naked.
>>580192046Lamine demands gay sex.
>most Greek inspired fire emblem ever>we play as a god that transforms into a bird and then can (presumably) fuck womenWe zeus now
>>580192046the crest of lamine sadly curses you with opposite sex attraction in addition to their natural homosexuality
>majide and zako neso when are we getting the bandits Yabai and Masaka?
>>580191897She's right though, these things have nothing to do in "hobbies". Flirting is a legit hobby, sleeping around is a legit hobby. Your type of sexual partner? Get fucked, it's irrelevant (and restrictive to the imagination). If you do have a type at least wait until I'm deep enough in your supports holy shit
I hope Jester's interest include "Funny women"
>>580179190This would be based only if they were all white
>>580192521Nah at the rate IS is going he's going to have "clussy" listed in his hobbies.
>>580192391Yet I guarantee that if we had girls with the hobby of "likes cute girls" these twitter types would praise it.They make no argument in good faith. It's all about straight bad, LGBTBBQ++ good
>>580192626straight bad, LGBTQIA+ good
Hello guysWant me to fight alongside you in the arena?I am a big fan of alcohol, women and board games, btw
>>580191810I miss Xander
>nearly 2 decades of people jerking off to fire emblem characters>a decade of "this game is chess if chess made you horny">nintendo finally makes a game where they straight up admit these characters enjoy sex and lean into the horny that the fan base has been bragging about >WTF LIKING PEOPLE ISNT A HOBBY THIS IS BORING AND RESTRICTIVE AGHHHHHthe fuck is wrong with people
>>580192838based humpty dumpty
>>580192876Nintendo also made a game for those people in FW except they can't push it as far as they want it to.They wanted all blacks, girlbosses and gays. They just got the first 2.
>>580192876Yeah because as a fujo I love a canon that restricts my imagination instead of stirring it up and leaving things ambiguous.>holy shit you're hot please be g->likes women>FUCK YOUSuperb experience, thanks IS
>>580192876That's your first mistake, Anon. The people complaining are all Redditor/Xitter online warriors and anti-horny 4chan chuddies.
>>580191897>How sexually repressed you have to be to list "opposite sex" as your hobby on a resume?This is HILARIOUS. How can a video game make people this MAD.
>>580193194>canon that restrictsyou have to be used to that though. and its not like canon ever stops you
>>580192876They want the horny.They just don't want straight horny.Because they're not normal.
>>580193194nothing is stopping your from pretending theyre gay
>>580192626Liking cute girls isn't a hobby. Cute girls just goes in the likes section.
>>580192876Twitter and Redditors are a vocal minority and they want yaoi/yuri only
>>580168742Hip dips are hot though
>>580193670>they want yaoiNo, they're already turning against that. They only want dykes and futa dykes.
Canon has never stopped me and never will.
>>580193798That's all you seem to talk about tho
>>580193865>Canon has never stopped me and never will.Well said.Let's follow our heart's desire with reckless abandon!
>>580193509Of course not, but it's still an abrasive. Moreover the older I get the more good gay shit I experience and the less I'm willing to entertain the bullshit of hets to get my fix. That includes lazy bait and this kind of thing. Of course I already bought a switch 2 and a game so I lost this round but I can still complain.
>>580194097>no usweet dreams getting fucked by one
Still no discussion about that 33% of the game whatsoever.Just more trite bullshit about who Bugundu of Taktu loves to put his dick into. That's the cattle fanbase 3HRT and now FW is perpetuating for this "game".Pathetic.
>>580194040stinky fujos like you deserve nothing but lazy bait
>>580193842I don't buy that, those types love ALL gay couples. Anything straight is bad and oppressive
>>580194472ok schizo
>>580191897>BerniefagMental illness
>>580194612It unironically is though. The narrative surrounding the average straight relationship is overwhelmingly about women entering a subservient relationship with their man. If you don't think that's oppressive you're retarded.
>>580191810>OtakuslopYeah no thanks
>>580194207and this is why everyone hates your kind lol
>>580194386People did talk about character skills though. Also how are we supposed to discuss gameplay for a game that isn't out yet. Retard.
>>580192841The memes were nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guYghQ66RBo
Theodora and Leda are like the biggest badass girl boss coded characters and are obviously designed to be more interesting than Cai and Deitrich. Not sure how this game comes off as oppressive to women
>>580194975>i'm gayok fag
Why wasn't liking cute girls shown on Leda's interest list on social media?
>>580195154>People>1 guy just reading what it does with no replies whatsover>Still pretending he gives a shit about SRPGWhy even bother with this pretense?You spent more discussion on coming up with fictional NTR scenarios and then arguing why some literal NPC tier bandit romantic tastes are important.What the fuck did the 3HRT fanbase even turn to man, that's even below pathetic.
>>580195420>>580195420>>580195420
Fortunes Weave be like:>Hey, you see this NIGGER? Yeah, he rapes women. Please clapRinse and repeat with these introductions
>>580194735schizo? I just don't want fujos to get anything
>>580195607We know schizo
present characters (I recall) not having "loves PUSSY" in their bios:Cai, Fabio, Dietrich, Benditz, Nezha, Io, Nathan, Bonaventure, Tobias, Lysander, Centurio, Peter, and Buccar.
>>580195839>LysanderWrong
>>580195419Because NoA knew it would be taken out of context and make EOPs think Leda is a lesbian. Leda might actually have a gay-ish support with Olympia or Feshmel, but there's no way to say she "likes young girls" without making her sound like she's sexually attracted to young girls. Notice how no one thinks the other "likes men" or "likes women" isn't a sexual preference.
>>580195743dietrich will be STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!! And you will have to rely on your """imagination"" like usual
>>580195963didnt his bio only say "loves staring at the sky"
>>580196025>guy from the bloodline of bisexuals>with a bwc priest following him everywhere>and no "likes women" in his bio >straightHets are funny sometimes. When the agenda is carried out and the world is ours we should keep them as jesters.
>>580196025> mercedes> jeritzaguess again
>>580195967Probably, but the term used likely refers more to cute girls than specifically children. Either way, i guess it makes sense to omit it
>>580196431he literally breeds a woman, faggotron
>>580189671Squeeze their buttcheeks and give them the Vitamin D they need.
>>580192876>>nintendo finally makes a game where they straight up admit these characters enjoy sex and lean into the horny that the fan base has been bragging about ????
>>580196431he's a siscon lol
>>580194386There has literally been no gameplay shown, seethie retard. People can't talk about it because there's virtually no basis for a conversation. Wait a couple more days and then get btfo.
>>580197016Who? Besides in your imagination I mean
>>580200864Jeritza's great-grandma
Is rape bandit an adjective or a command
>>580203125And his wife? His sister. That's why his descendants lack bolts in their head.
