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>>580279553I went for it and minus 22500 carats for Tama. I got a good haul even though Tama came it quite late.Got Festival Inari x2Got FlashGot DigitanGot Ballroom FujiGot Autumn Gold CityGot Curren dupe
This one.
they need to add the foreign cingray umas to the game
This bread will be sweet
>>580283239give me smellerslie pride
I love my genius wife!
>>580281402Look similar, thats mine. The empty uma pulls are tickets
Tachyon LOVE
>>580283358Is Stay Gold guts still a good pickup?
>3 breads
fuck you
>>580283459
i don't want to wake up
Can we have some chubby, plump, juicy umas to start the thread with?
>>580281494
>>580283457Its good, but I want the donkey speed card on that banner
Can someone please tell me how to actually play GL? I can only hit 1400spd on a good run and barely get 1000wit and 1000pwr on a good run. What are some realistic statlines for someone with a subpar deck? I feel like every move I make, I lose
>>580283556
tachyon HATE I'll never forgive her for drinking all my TP refills during unity without producing a single ace I've been using carats refill since MANT started HATE YOU TACHYON SMOOCH
My trainee isn't a rapist
How much stam does end XOguri want for next CM? around 600 enough?
>>580283646I feel like deck strength can only get you so far this time. You need the luck for juicy rainbows. You need actual decent parents to buff out your stats. And once you got all that you still need good RNG for the songs.It's fuarking shit is what it is
>>580283784haha yeah
Danchou is either making the club great or retiring it from S-rank after this month and I'm not sure I'd prefer. There's like 5 people who aren't making either quota ATM...
>>580283784Even 500 is enoughXOguri has 8% free recovery and end closers need less stam
MAMBO! one (379642070) indomitable and only is the recruiting. neigha elite part club an in 1 being (one) interested to.now! in-game profile. with your Join /uma/ or Reply ID apply with.
>>580283784my xoggy dies with 750 stam and 4 heals, end tooI'd say 800 is the cool spot but instead you should go for 5 heals I think that's nice
>>580283721strangely erotic image despite that clearly not being the point.
HALT! The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580283784You should aim for at least 900 stam, don't forget the Neicha
>>580283784800 + superior heal + serenity/bofa
Mares are dangerous.
>>580283358>>580283358Kris S chad...
You guys watching the direct?
>spent 150 carats for TP today>only get 85 carats back from careerBricked...
>>580284214Vodka is cute and sexy?
I have both 2LB Tachyon and 2LB Kitasan.I have two rainbow crystals.Which one is the best bet?
I paid this Uma to stare at you
>>580283073Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>580284362KSB
>>580283906>>580283868Mambro... you can do it lilbaddy
DUDE RICE SHOWER FUCKING SUCKS
>>580284362Holding (KSB)
joined a B+ club to avoid drama
>>580283837I think people are just taking it a bit easy this month since the previous month was 1 run/hour while awake
>>580283705Saggy Kita erotic...
>>580284214give me the plushie
>>580283826>>580283851>>580283882>>580284019>>580284189what's with all the conflicting replies...
>>580284508sameB+ clubs are comfy
wtf is this true
>>580284546despite what meta says, /uma/ doesn't play the christmas piggy
>>580284546Debuffer CM does that
Why is this muscle mommy so popular?
>>580284534frontfag propaganda
>>580284508Let's collect all of these. I need one with Air Groove looking menacingly at (You) as well
join my b+ club
>>580284695this is the only good one
>>580284631This pillow is just very enthusiasticMy trainee gave me one that says Yes on both sides
>>580284473>>580284424Kitachan is still worth it after all this time?
starting
>>580284769always
>>580284453i'll kill you
>>580284801i want her to stab me
>>580284362I would MLB Tach and borrow an MLB Kita
>>580284643Is it?
What's with the blatant lies this thread?
>>580283725all umas are rapists because they're far stronger than their trainers, the power dynamic is pretty clear
>>580284914STOP BEING VAGUE YOU FUCKING NIGGER!ARE YOU A FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?
>>580284914It's all Mambo's fault
>>580284914Only women browse this general. The truth is out.
hey
>>580285118hi
>>580284453She fucks and sucks
So if I use pacers this cm I should use a runaway too, right?How would a runaway + pace laisu + hesitant end/dom debuffer composition go?
WHAT THE FUCK???
>>580285041this is peak but we didnt get it because cygames is scared of tattoos even though they'd make sense for uma
>>580285172that's a good comp, don't forget angling on your laisu
tattoos are gross
>>580285180Retard
>>580284643Nah, it's just that Verxina is not popular by comparison
Evil bro
>>580285180>Sm*rt F*lconOf course that fucking demon would destroy that poor anon's run.
>>580285180Vi is the most important one to farm for song training, do not waste it by train guts or those shared trainings
jong?
Should I skip ramomu?
>>580284436In due time
>>580285180click on guts training once
Digitan LOVE
>>580285369yes
>>580285369>should i skip card you cant skipMambro...
>>580285161Hello hello, I hope your runs are going good and you're having a good day!
>>580285369I'm really glad I'm not a frontbwo
If you play open leauge you can skip ramonu and any banner you want
>>580285369skip those disgusting creatures
>>580285369Frontbros should skip GM
>>580285197cyge even giving shakur her piercings is surprising.
the zelda remake looks ugly as fuck
>>580285369Skip VFujin, bwochacho.
If you dont play the game you can skip everything
I know kita blanco is a good inherit for fronts, but what about paces? I remember reading somewhere it is also a S tier parent for them, but that sounds like a massive gaslight as always
>>580285583Why skip the scenario where they dominate every CM?
>>580285682Like angling, situational but strong
>>580285682It's good but you can always borrow
what happened to scouting for who you like?
>>580285682is your pace in the top 3 when late starts? if yes, you need her, if no then you are building your paces wrong
>>580284870Reasoning?
>>580283837I'm quitting so this is just free gems
>>580285656isn't she amazing
don't let oguri gaslight you into forgetting the butt picking incident
>>580285846I want all the Gold Goobers at once (Gold Week) and Transcend, their banners are very far so I'm safe.
>>580285620So they finally hired that man...It's not that bad imo
>>580285951she's still used in jp so yeah you can always ticket her tho
>>580285846"Who I like" are years away
>>580285846this game is not very condusive to waifu gameplay
>>580285846I still doIt's just shit trainers who can't win unless they use the giga top tier uma who do this
>>580286067which uma is it?
>>580286048she's at awkward timing where she just misses being on the first ticket after she's out
>>580285863Tachyon has a (slightly) longer shelf lifeTachyons skill points and scenario link are more helpful this scenarioKitasan has a more versatile Gold, but that Gold is also on Pasa Speed in the futurePretty much itNot an easy situation to be inDo you have vouchers to use on Kita?
>>580285846She's kinda far away bwo
I already have Rickey but I want Tarumae send help I’ve fallen for Dirter propaganda
SLURRRRRP
>>580286178>Do you have vouchers to use on Kita?Nope, used on Creek since I've had zero copies of Kitasan at the time, I've had problems IRL so I couldn't play the game much and got fucked for it.
>>580286369You WILL visit Tomakomai.
>>580286140
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>580286464stallions would do this
>>580285846i'm keep doing it when i canI will try getting hokko somehow
>my erp partner showed up in another club
>>580286464GREAT CHOICE ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss my trainee... It's all my fault... I shouldn't have driven that day...
>>580286427Honestly, just run Paces with Tachyon and Ardan Welfare
>>580285846I like wining
>>580286464Good choice Anon.
Is the problem with Allen or Umama? Why is Allen taking him in? Is it cause he doesn't care as long as the body is warm?
>>580286710good morning schizobro
I NEED THIS ONE CM AGO YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>580286464Why does she wants to go to the Hospital so much?
>>580286747I'm not going to back read 2-3 threads so I hoped someone will spoon feed me, or at least link the post where I can catch up
>>580286710There's always this one fucking schizo in every /vg/ thread who thinks we care about his namefag drama. same fucking archetype, every single time. Kill yourself
>>580285846I did and I didn't get any 3* along the waymy account looks identical to somebody who's been playing for about a month, just with slightly more free shit that can't really be sold.
yaeyae
>that statlineno med s>those sparksnot a parent runtachyon, my beloved....
>>580286464Apple
>>580286998ok a***n
>>580287061You always get good blues and pinks on absolute garbage throwaway runs...
>>580287056nono
>>580286485
>>580287056She truly is one of the most autistic umas, I regret not pulling for her. A spook would be nice.
>>580286928He said he got tired of erping and left uma&co there's nothing to back read
Mambo is dying and going down to A.#SaveMambo
>>580287150If you have a big follow list, people will slurp up the 9* blue and pink you have.
If I do like 2 daily runs will A clubs accept me?
>>580287434aaaiiieeee this cow is like 74838 years away from global!!
>>580287443yeppers, join mambo
>>580287352shower plapping
>>580287443cut it down to 1 run a day and Mambo will take you
>>580287443Do you finish the runs?
>>5802874432 fan runs every is like almost 2m per daythat's almost 60m
is there really a difference between stallion vs mare umas
>>580283646drop light hello for one more speed card she isn't actually needed for this scenario
>>580287594stallions are girlymares are aggressive
>>580287310I don't know if I agree on that but yes, she's great.
>>580286214>super cute and hyper sexo>useless ingameFuck cygames
>>580287921her card is also apparently front meta in far future, so it's another case of front being unplayable because their support is meta.
So how's it going with that trainer buff thing?
V status?
>>580283184stop posting this naked Tama
>>580287594Mares are rapists
>>580285846>read almost all of the stories on global and a few upcoming>roll daily and get this>finally read her story and career>think I might've finally found my favorite
The longer a track is, the more Stamina your trainee will need in order to run without running out of energy
>>580288073I look like this
what is this strat? gambling on a 3rd runaway?
>>580288402thanks Falco I love you platonically Falco
>>580288440The great runaway wall...
>finish buying skills>GWOIE YOU HAVE SKILL POINT YOU HAVE LE SP YOU HAVE LE SEMEN POINTS REMAINING GWOEI LOOK AT THIS RED MARKER ALERT IT MEANS U HAVE LE OUTSTANDING PEE POINTS GWRO CHECK IT OUT FOR FREE SKILLZ GOYOKKHAN BE RESPONSIBLE WITH YOUR SKILLSPERMIES GWOURKHANIYAN >sympathy
>>580288440They CAN winWhich means they WILL win at least onceHe just needs that to be cm finals
>>580288495Your loopa for Autumn Uni comps in 2029?
https://x.com/TheNYRA/status/2096659582080762291US rising star horses be named inshallah and mashallah yet cygames still doesn't have the balls to umafy air jihad
>>580288473Falco loves YOU too
>>580288579(((cygames))) would never
I wanna make a Ryan with End closer skills, Uma stan and After-school stroll. I'm considering doing parent loops but I have some questions... Should the parents run the same style? I don't have 4 end closers capable of running miles, medium and long distances....
what uma has a lot of recovery skills like Fanta Grass?I wanna update my Long team without actually getting stamina up
>>580288731no, parents running style don't matter only G1s won
>>580288579is horse racing halal
>>580288579What kind of hijab will she wear lmao
>>580288731In a perfect world, yes, for race hintsBut this is not a perfect worldJust loopa normallly and get your hints from cards
>>580288756xmas capsuper creektachyon
Will it be better for TP in future or we stuck like this forever and once you finish Toughness you're fucked?
>>580288402I like falco because she's so plain she looks realistically bangable. most umas are basically supermodels but falco looks so mid that even a loser could get her.
>>580288756Anime TeioOguri
>>580288819No, real gambling is haramGachas are free game though
>>580288939Get used to carat refills gwocho, that's what I did.
>>580288819it's sunnah (which is why european horses are mostly owned by arab millionaires) but gambling itself is haram. So it's strictly a hobby for the wealthy and Saudi / Dubai races have no official betting tickets.
>>580288986Curren Whore hands typed this
>>580288579>part of the golden gen>still not in the gameIt's not fair
>>580288829Safe retirement Satono Reve
>borrows available: 5yay
>>580289093Just make a mod to add a totally blackened ghost mantle and there's your horse lmaoAlso you can't train her, contact with any human other than the already designated husband results in her being stoned to death
You guys said you would miss 2 Dates, why the fvck are you always lying to me and giving wrong information?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580288402falco can you please let your hair down
>>580289231But you are the designated husband
now what
>>580289320hey we're dating the same girl
this is my mom
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580289401No, you're the husband she wants instead of her father aka the actual legally bound husband since the first time they had sex at her 5th birthday
Taiki's massive bouncing breasts
>>580289528I want to be your stepdad.Not asking just telling you in advance.
>>580289528I want to bang your mom
Whens the next Uma Outings after this current round
I'm now a Gosling
>>580289575Other way around Umas are the dominant species
>>580290014show a plat won with Natie or you're full of shit
>>580290204Show plat you won with your wife
ゴズリング69.jpg
>>580290014gratz
>>580290013New Years Event
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>580285491same goes for youuuugot this run right before reset so gonna clank until I'm done with my borrows to try and fish for a better parentNO RAINBOW IN URA FINALS AWARDused power rice too, she's pretty decent. but I'll stick with creek probably to ensure no explosion by debuffs
I took the uma personality test and got Nice Nature because im a fucking loser I guess
I...don't like what you're implying, danchou
>>580290204I have a plat with Teio instead>>580290425
>>580290494
>>580290526what's the purpose of thisjust to steal angling from the real fronts and then die?
>>580290574HACHIMI HACHIMI
Grass Wonder is one of the few non-dirters who prefers anal sex
WHY AREN'T YOUR FANS INCREASING? WHY ARE THEY ONLY GOING UP BY 1-3 MILLION A DAY? DO I HAVE TO INCREASE THE QUOTA AGAIN? SHOULD I START CRACKING WHIPS?DO YOU NOT CARE THAT ARE RANK KEEPS GOING DOWN? I SHOULD LEAVE
I don't remember the last time I got fast learner
>>580290769I liked MANT because all my umas had a chance at getting fast learner...
>>580290650it's an aceand counters other runaways if they try to be assholes (suzufags)
>>580290769My autoclanker usually gets one, same with medium S, but when I do it, I never get anything.
Is today the last day for outings?
>>580290650it's the umama strat
>>580290830I MISS MANT SO MUCH TOOI LOST EVERY CM THERE BUT IT WAS FUUUUUN
>>580290714ur supposed to carry everyone so the club doesn't derank
>>580290830But then all CMs were just Fast Learner slopWhich is kind of why the trainer abilities are kind of scary
>>580290895it doesn't die with that stamina?>>580290907the what?
She's so happy
>>580290536show us the autism score.
>>580289056they have bets at the actual venues, they're just hush-hush about it and don't openly advertise it
>>580290947only if debuffers are present which is why I'm gonna swap rice for creek
>>580290425I do not appreciate you posting this
>>580290947a person here who loses every cmthere's literally no reason to block other runaways on a track where a runaway will win 0% of the time
she eats.................. A LOT HAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHO HEHEHEHEHE
>>580290934
>>580291015I don’t remember but Ayabe was #2 take that for what you will
>>580291063
>>580291061>what is messing up the timing for other runaway rabbitcucks
what does ho ho hee hee even mean
>>580290936I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS
>>580291063HOH HOH HEE HOO
>you have to proc Medium 3 times to get Machan's aptitude to SFuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580291221uma santa says that
>>580291173there are two reasons to bring a runaway and your reason is not one of themnot going to argue with a retard go ahead an lose again
>>580291072>take happy go lucky horse with no talent>imbue it with a desire to win it can never satisfyWhat the fuck was toreina’s problem in this scenario
>>580291264That's le sovvvvvl!!!!! Le kino!!!!!
Fat fuck!
So the list of umas with unique outings are Tamamo, Grass, Brian, Tachyon, Sweepy, Bright bringing you to the Mejiro estate, and Vodka.Who else?
>>580291264Machan is a Sprinter, and that is okay
>>580291264A aptitude is enough for chansforming
>>580291303holy obsessed oscarhad a bad day at school?
>>580291405>I always knew Bright was evil
uma santa knows when you're fapping to umas
>>580291405golshi
>>580291264hyeeeeh
>Tama>eats burga>not tofuCyggames...
>>580291512Ok that's hot i should do it more
Good morning friends!!
>>580291154ok, so maybe the Fucking Loser hypothesis you had was right. just maybe.
I would like to Jong
>>580291570I wanted to treat her to a good meal, you are evil
>>580291264SOMETIMES if the inspiration procs it jumps grade twice, if you're lucky
>>580288939You should stop being a slave to your club then you will never worry about TP
>>580291512it's okay I like being watched
>>580291649host it
HOLY FUCK IT'S HIMdid the same bit like 2 months ago...
>>580291063being fat is inherently funny thoughbeithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjetHZtehNQ
>>580288939Buy the carat pack for 5 free TP refills everyday :)
>>580291594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L682O6tX9Xk
>>580291738how's your TT rank so high
>>580291738All I know about the guy is that he plays sportsball and normies love him or hate him depending on what the media overlord says, what's the stance currently?
>>580291512>uma santa knows when you're fapping to umas>if you fap to your trainee she kidnaps you and delivers you naked in their closet>masturbates to the rape
>>580291797i want to Blast inside Onepiece
erm... what are we doing in this dark alley... why are you looking at me like that...
>>580291812I let auto-select do its thingalso ignore that team I forgot to reorganize themevil umas>>580291843idk I think he retired or something also their team is allegedly rigged to win always
>>580291594Hello babychubi
>>580291952Dude, that's not an alley and it's not dark
>>580291678>you should stop being a slave to your clubBut i can't.Because my Dancho is unironically too good for us, i have to make up somehow.
>>580291594Good morning freak
>>580287443We have members that doesn't even do runs or only 1 run and we're A+
>>580291731Let me know if the settings are goodMajsoul Friends Room 57006(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57006
>>580292112autis/uma/ bwo...
>>580287443I would not accept someone that uses a shitty mayano like you
lol
>>580287443that's very cute maya and you should post her as much as you can
>>580292172looks good
>>580292230>I have no freak club and I must erp
bros...I'm tired...
>>580283358Man, I already out of breath on mecha scenario. I guess I'll be openchud by then...
@hachimigwos is there a way to make the sides of the pc client black or something? when you hide the UI it's *almost* there so I'd imagine there's some way to do it
Thinking of using Mayano so I can do NSM Rabbit. Thoughts?
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character to ever exist
bros...i'm tired of manufactured drama from club trannies...
>>580292403>oshipulling>AND semi-limited pullingYou have to buy vouchers
>>580292218i'm new, i just think the stinky mayano is funny and cute
more like sakura cuteono
>>580290714I didnt expect normies to do better than autists in /uma/
>>580292580More like, SLUTkura SHIT yo HOE
Narita Brian is the ugliest, shittiest and cringiest character to ever exist.
>>580292230Send it to Mambo
>>580292385No the fuck you aren't. Get back to the GL mines.
>>580292556based mayanko lover
somebody with a competent carat plan, export it so I don't have to manually add everything.
>>580292669No lies detected.
which stamina card is the best stat stick right now? Is it still creek?
>>580292556Don't ever post this disgusting image again
>>5802921723/4Can we fill a jonger?
>>580292682>umama in mambo arcthe general wouldnt survive that
>>580292669>>580292735Nice falseflag Biwa
>>580292518Isn't cesario the only oshipulling, no? I can't buy the limited one with voucher anyway. I only intended to be pacemain with late sprint/mile sprinkled a bit. I don't think I can afford full pace/late...
>>580292669this but replace brian with shityano bottomgun
>>580292669Yeah but i still buy Blaze variant from selector
>>580292230Send it to Dacchis
>mr CB, best wit card in the game rn>spends more time in stamina than in wit as if she were fine motionaaaaaaaaaaa
>>580292669Yeah but she's got big tits so I'll still fuck her brains out.
>>580292726>competent plan>implying you're not supposed to personalize it considering your wants and needsRetard. Just copy whatever your favorite sloptuber says and add it manually fucking drone
>>580292858>ardanposter clubyou don't join your competition
>>580292795Pretty much any umapulliing that isn't semi-limited is oshipulling after a point
>>580292690mines for whowhyI am half of the active members of my club
>>580292230send it to tamamo
>>580292230is umama a seapoor? is that why he needed the extra 400 carats?
>>580292893At least finemo gives perfect practice and generalist hints
I see so many different carat planners...Which one should I use?
wow how original...mental illness if it had a physical form
>>580293052I always pick the stats on her practice perfect event...
>>580292403Whats your club rank? I calculate with A and 5.5 class with mid placements in CM and LoH. Oh and page 2 ofc
>>580293090https://umacaratcalculator.com/ this one
>>580292915I want to stop getting shafted by my gacha luckI need to get better draws so I can stop using cope cards for every single scenario
>>580293090none of them, gatcha is a gatcha anyway
>>580292230lol what a fucking slave, should just straight up join discord club and leave /uma/>>580293090https://umacaratcalculator.com/app
>>580293090Just roll based on vibes.
>>580293225Stop snacking on banners and pull on the anni banners for startersRest is up to you
>>580293145I've had an issue in rooms where my triple late surgers comp is in 1-2-3 because the xoguris are ends and the rest are debuffers.
>>580292682We dont want that faggot.
>>580292403if you skip 3 umapulls youre good
Powerlet and lost 50 Stam because I had to keep spending stam tokens on trash, but still usable. She's just a body so my lates can position better, but she can win with pace promotion
>new follow>stalk them back like usual>sorry danchou I found my new club </3
>>580292959But the meta...idk who's the meta pace other than gentildonna and chrono
danchou....that's like 40% increase in quota...I...can't...
>>580292761One last banpuStill 3/4
>>580293298Isnt it almost impossible for end closer mains, like whos the only banner with free shit, Still in Love?
>join public lobby>9/9>room doesn't start until 30 minutes are over>4 debuffers>shitty aces so you win anyway
>>580293391Quick change your desc to nishino deflower or something
>>580293413Join Mambo and leech for free
>>580293452I dont how to play this, sory bwo
>>580293301very funon the bright side the other hog was behind 2 of my umas despite being hit by 4 vs 2 doms so that's something
>>580293456Bro your taishin wit...
>>580293536All goodWe reassemble later
>>580293456Orfe guts status?Stay gold (Support+Uma) status?
>>580293570>>580293671Only started last month, dont have carats
>>580293413I was really disappointed by the full version. Why do they use ugly mutated dicks for these?
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>580293586I HOPE YOU F*CKING DIE WHORE
>bring both speed maruzensky and guts groove (for hesitant and flustered ends)>bring 9* groundwork parent 1 and 7* groundparent 2>no groundworkI HATE FR*NTS
>>580293586Yeah that sounds like something ardan would do.
>>580293361I don't want to run xogger for 2 more years...
>>580293456gwo your taishin wit??? also DJ is copable at 1lb
behold
>>580293503I'm an ally, sorry sis
>>580293586Ardan is such a needy bottom and there is so much to do with her~
>>580292230keep leaking
>>580293894where is your xmas spirit gwo
>>580293939Not uma rights though
>>580293894also you have both mcqueen and dia maxed... just pick one
>>580293931>witlet
>>580293747>>580293815>>580293954
>>580293701That's what planning is for bro, prioritize the shit you'll use for a long time and the umas you get with paid selectors if you really really want them
>>580292230but hes still in umaclub tho???
>>580294206lardass
>>580293381She sometimes dies to quad doms ugh, if only I had that +40 Stam. She still can win plenty tho, just rng on the downhill ig
>>580294054Well, Ramonu demands Mcqueen. And all the umas that I pick later on are late. I reckon dia/dura is the best banner for it.
>>580294206wtf... I love the chinese now.
Are either of >Festival Inari One (3*)>Festival Tamamo Cross (3*) Any good?
>>580291791>>580292000
It's unacceptable that an elite umamusume like Mejiro Ryan doesn't get sex from trainers. She has needs too. So, going forward we will have a weekly lottery that determines Ryan's boyfriend/sex slave for the following week. That trainer is not allowed to object to anything she wants.Thank you for your understanding.
>>580294329>>580294401Trainers are so easy just be nice to them
>>580293173It's A. I don't think I can paid much other than annis voucher. I'll reserve that for whichever makes my dick hard though.
>>580294362erm nyo you dont nyeed mcqueen unless you're a pacegawd
>>580294492If you mean good like Kitasan White or Blaze then no. They are oshi picks
remember to do your legend races
torena's have rights, no means no
>>580294634But you won't say noRight?
>>580294579Chrono and Donna are pacegawd, so does Taiki and Nishino...
>>580294634if you don't want to get raped just consent, idiot
>>580294506ryan so chopped they have to force people to umapyoi her
Two days in a row I got 2nd place against Taiki Shuttle in the legend race. What the FUCK
>>580294506grow her hair like 2 inches, brush it and put her in some decent clothes and this wouldn't be an issue
>>580292556cuteand funny even?
>>580294798
what the fuarkk man the golshi ult solid strike combo fuarking sucks
>>580294892YOU ARE THE ONE WITH 1300 SPEED THAT LET ME DOWN BAKUSHIN YOU FUCK
>>580294940What is she thinking of?
>>580292669Mayano wouldn't say this. She would say>Did you see Brian?! *star* >She was like *swoooosh* *zoom*!and then she'd run around like an airplane. Like an ugly cringy airplane.
>>580294798She's too powerful for you. Pick a more adequate uma next time.
>>580292669she's just jealous Brian is more mature than she is
>>580294757but what if i want to get raped
>>580292726>exportHow
>>580294723Well there you have it. Either you pick those and mcqueen, or the lates and dia.... another option would be to completely afk grandmasters so that you dont need to roll on ramonu wit
>>580294925You have to run her as a late surger with both solid and daring strike
i dance like this
Why are boymas so sexy and marriable?
Sovereigntybros????? out response????
>>580294597This was how I found out I already had Fuji, and I'm glad I went for sky first before doing Fuji cuz I would be fucked rn
>>580295210ToT
>>580295060She's overrated
SHE KEEPS DOING THIS SHITWHAT IS THIS FUCKING RETARD DOING
>>580295375She needs to activate skills for her unique to do anythingHave fun with career
>>580295171I'd run out of jims in 1.5 years, it's fine. Who knows what happen by then. I probably already on promilia instead...
Aye
>>580295210Quite possibly the greatest dance ever done.
>>580295210Quite possibly the worst dance ever done.
>roll for who you likeyeahi did2 months into EN
>>580295375Mobumas, this is our time
>>580295375Duo Buckler looks kinda cute.
>>580295375>Mogged by Aqua SpringHoly embarrassment
>>580295506how did you get that
>watch sloptubers about cm19>not a single one tell me about pace chaser parrentsWtf?
>>580295375Using non-functional unique umas always sucks ass. There's a reason to buy recovery asap on MANT for summer maru.
>>580295375Duo Buckler could have her own franchise what a cute
>>580295375>beaten by bootleg hishi miracle and daiichi rubyI'd quit the game.
>login>danchou is burying a body behind the club gym>there is a single letter on the tombstone
>>580295375when can i roll for Aqua Spring
>>580293452Fuck I missed it because I was taking a nap
>>580295828Just Seiun and XOg, Seiun and Dober if you run XOgGrandparents are a standard velocity suiteNyopera, Brian, OGuri, etc.
JRA want you to believe this is real
>>580295375she has no ult unless you buy 2 skills before debut racebuy Head-On right away
>>580288731HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580295339it's ok, Mayano, I like you too, no need to belittle Banchou to make your pointbecause she's just that fucking cool
>>580295375>he rolled for this
>>580295375she's canonically a jobber at first
>>580295969>Xog parrent>For pace chaserSo, how do i activate her ult without stroll (end closer skill)?
>>580294214Its gonna be a free account>>580293921If Ramonu is at 2LB at 200 pulls. I could use uncap for 3LB and MLB with 2.5 anni free selector. Then I could get Taishin wit at 200 pulls then selector the rest of the LBThat budget is real tight
>>580295798By doing this.
>>580293931>miss concentration at start>concentration procs with her unique
>>580296201Your 777 from her agemasen card event?
>>580296201777the oguri wit gives it on its chain, agemasen tho hope you looped
Does breakdance Seiun needs her own OG angling in long CM? What inherit does she need
>>580295375Duo Buckler shaves her pubes. Aqua Spring keeps it hairy.
>>580295896
>>580296339You need kitasan. It's vice versa inherit for both of them.
Lickable tummy
>>580295828Camping Dober, Nyopera, Seiun, Fuji
>>580295375She got Spoked and Buckled under the pressure with some more training I'm sure she will start Springing to victory in no time
>>580293931Bro is rouletting her running style each round
>>580295896danchou is burying himself?!
Remember to save carats for A Cute.
>>580296497>Spoked
>>580296201The 0.1 accel can't be this worthy
>>580296626stop posting this.
>>580296562Acute a cute.
>>580296643it isn't, paces are cucked
>>580292403I had a liiiiiitttle snack so there is a bit of brickage here and there, so don't mind the red but this is my Pace/Late plan, to be accompanied by selectors
>>580288101giwtwm
>>580296670Cancelling out bad Shina with good Shina
>>580296641What expession is this supposed to convey?
>>580296626It was a typo I'm not ESL I square
>>580296643It's something...You need recovery anyway might as well set for it in case of debuffnigger. >>580296750>pace plan>not rolling mcqueenUh, I'm I supposed to believe you're pacechud instead of late gaslighter?
Done with acebuilding it seems
>>580296559>tfw your danchou is quitting
>>580295609>wasn't actively playing when her banner was upFuark... Does she ever get a rerun or legend race anytime soon?
Stop putting Brian in your pull plans.
>>580296920sorry blud your skin is turning brown as we speak
>>580296750>400 on biko power
>>580296920>square
are artists okay
any nonnies?
>>580296938I'm not sure 775 stam is enough for a 2200m race with debuffers niggers spamming Murmur/ASE, anon
>>580296954mambro...
>>580296867why did you kill your bf?
>>580296685This is quite a popular idea.
>>580297142I have 2 gold heals. Vodka power and Suzuka speed for trackblazer and BOFA
>>580296643.1 accel and perfect carryoverIts good, especially with Solid Strike>>580296926McQueen Funds are currently tied up by Ramonu, who I think is a skip for most peopleI am reeeeallly not sure if she is worthwhile for the vast majority of players>>580297006Biko is Strong! And a placeholder for Brian/Air Groove, who is probably the better target banner
>>580297098why are foids like that
>>580297091>>580296991You have to thrust me I'm not ESL, it's just honest mistakes....
>>580297098let her cook
>>580297206If they both fire, that might be enough. Godspeed Seiunfag, I hope she wins>t.won only two plats, Seiun Sky won both of them
>make any other uma>rainbows everywhere, stam out of nowhere>train oguri>3 turns no rainbows, dating LH at full energy to cope>stam? lole
You guys told me Seiun Sky was only viable as a parent and I could just borrow her
>>580296897Wife Shina!
>>580296562I will be snacking on granny
>>580297152it's not Mambo..........
>>580296968blo... just ticket herlegend races only on the 3rd anni
>>580297184am not her gwo
>>580297234It's an 0.05 SPD carry over with 0.1 perfect accel man...I think i will just build Bijingwu and run it down mid
next run will be better
SS: 15.2m (+0.2m)S+: 11m (-0.7m)S: 8.1m (-1.1m)A+: 3.7m (-0.7m)A: 2.3m (-0.4m)B+: 715k (-200k)(Change since end of half tp)
>>580297380anons were either wrong or lying. Just unlock her from daily legends races. She's been available for ages, easy win.
yo who dis nigga
is it better to buy 2 greens or 1 white for ratingmaxxing?
>>580297098>normalfags when they find out that peer pressure doesn't work on non-retardsgod bless people who draw anything outside hive-mind tastes
>>5802977152 greens
>Try out carat calculator>Says I get more carats per month if I win CM group B than if I get third place group A.Excuse me? Should I be intentionally throwing in CMs now?
>>580297098"artistic freedom" niggas when you make art that they heckin' dont like
>>580283868>>580283906
>>580297845You should always try your best!
>Tokai Teio anime collab as parrentYeah i'm thinking i'm cooking
>>580297098People be like>NOOOO WE HAVE TO DEFEND ARTIST AND THEIR CREATIVITYbut then>NOOOOO WTF WHY ARE ARTIST SO DEVIANT??? MUH COMFY HOURS!!!
>>580297098wish uma porn wasn't banned so takotsuboya would make exactly that doujin as described there
>>580297605basically only 1 run less than usualwhich is fucked up
>>580297758thanks nonny
you cannot prove that akikawa does not traffic losing mobs to the yakuza after losing their races
>>580297098sorry i think im retarded or something because i kinda like her weird edgy uma AU, or at least the idea of stories like that. its fun.
>>580297845I mean you can slip into 2nd A or plat even sometimes...Whereas you're stuck on B 1st with insane consistency or even get less because brocked or debuffed to death.
>>580297098100% people who complain about this call themselves "degens".
>>580297098I don't even know the name but I'm betting that Shiwu is the mindbrokeen McQueen artist
>>580297929Carrot
>>580297986any time bby
How much Stam for pace this cm?
>>580297845You can do expected value calculations quite easily. Even 10/20/70% quickly becomes better to be in A finals
>>580297098made me check, this is such a big nothingburger the peta suzuka was way worse
>>580297845well if you seal club in group b you do get more carats even if the final CM rewards are the same
>>580297954You're doing the thing
>>580297845you can get more carats than 3rd A if you're sweeping hard in Round 2 B
>>580298110
>>580298070you mean the one i gave permission to use my likeness as her husbando? yes shes the one (hes literally me btw someone post the webm)
>>580298070I looked it up annnnnd you were right! Its that mindbroken femoid
>>580298208me on the right to you
>>580298235Someone post the one with the dude getting murdered.
>>580298235me on the left
Do NOT fuck horse girls. You'll get umaids
shut the fuck up NOW
Respect Smart Falcon!
>>580298362Still gave me SUPER UMA RABIES and nobody cared!
>>580297098Sounds exactly like something I would write when I was an edgy teenager guess some people really never grow up
>>580298456
So funny to see people blow up over self inserts. Shit used to be standard among talented pervs.
>>580298456I yap like this
>>580298148it's a bit corny as well
>>580298427>>580298393make me
>>580298238>femoidwhat does this mean, is Shiwu a man or a woman? artstyle seems like a man drew it, but I can't be sure.
>>580298320I CAN'T FIND ITFUCK
i'm literally mcqueen IRL
>>580298465Except he grew up with the edginess and earn money while doing it
>>580298427>>580298456>>580298497Luv me Falco
Happy wife. Happy life.
>>580297098I found the funniest part being htat that Yakuza OC is iirc a male uma, a uma musuko lol
>>580297941>>580298137>>580298175I think I'll throw this CM. Round 2 group A will probably be filled with meta xoguris and I won't win anything, better to stomp people in group b for carats.
>>580298427
>>580298595Femoids are w*men it’s a slur
>>580298595Only a faggot or woman draws like that. I am pretty sure its some crazy bitch self inserting as Mcqueen
Say. her. name.
>>580298680The difference between group A and group B this CM is probably group A is endhog and group B is pacehog. Try to temper your expectation to stomp them...
>>580298595if it features unusually cruel violence against women, it's in 90% of cases, a woman artist
>>580292279Not proud of myself for jerking off to this picture once and still getting a chub from it every now and then
Okay but do I gamblemax with uma2 on my pace Ogurin or not
shart fartcon
>>580298935no, it's a bad proc, you buy shake it out as a 4th heal cope
>>580298786Korean too, so that checks out. I thought Korean bitches hated men these days, a bit surprised that Shiwu draws het 'art' instead of yurishit.
>This is the end of the line for you OC donut steel. Your raping days are over.
shart fartcum
>>580298998thx anon
>>580298170reminder to always use the original basedjak version of this image or the lefties will have won
>>580299051I wish he raped me..
>>580298935>he doesn't have a MANT parent with glittering star to gamblemaxx the trigger
>last borrow>already got after school from sweepythis is the run? ogurin please let this be the run... medium s...
>>580299162shiwu...
>>580299205MEGA KISSES
>>580298820At least I'll have a chance. I've run in a few rooms and had to deal with my triple late comp. Being stuck in 1-2-3rd place because I'm up against two endgiris and their debuffers behind my late surgers so none of my acells proc and I lose. If they're pace instead at least the skills have a chance to proc.
I need to knock up Top Road
>>580298576
>>580299259DO NOT FEED DOGS ASPIRIN
>>580299065Her name is not “shart fartcum”!
>>580299259dogs should not eat aspirin wtf
>>580299339This is true
Petting Smart Falcon on the head and kissing her on the cheek and being generally affectionate with her.
>>580297098it's just digitan fanfic
>>580299369What if dog head hurty?
>>580298925i mean in this pic Super Creek looks hot, no wonders you jerk off to this
I have no clue how much stamina XOguri should have It’s already difficult enough to get Medium S and all the skills
>>580299424Fondling Smart Falcon and sexually harassing her
>>580299426Except Digitan would write something far more interesting than that edgeslop
>>580299521800 any styleget as close as that as you can
don't get uppity
>>580299521You need 900 stam to finish the course. A gold recover discounts it by 150. A white discounts it by 50. Stamnigger reduces your stam by 200. Do your math.
>>580299591>edgeslopits edgy but something about it has sovl. you dont see this kind of stuff much anymore, i appreciate it.
Smart Falcon is WAAYYY cuter than Curren-chan!
<aktually you need to max stam for the triple recovery pacer uma
>>580299787Falcon is a proper idol. Curren has a chubby cheeks.
>>580291843his team was blatantly rigged to win; should be eliminated in a match with Egypt. Somehow was carried through thanks to incredibly weird referee work, up to the finals. While his team was happily busy fouling other teams. It was rigged so much, everyone wanted France to win against them (lmao). I mean it, it was so bad, people didn't watch finals. Messi wasn't active perpetrator like his teammates, but he did try to tattle to the referee to take out a player for flimsy reason. It was so uncool and bad taste, it managed to destroy his reputation and legacy he built. It was a clown show.
>>580299808I've seen 600 xoguris win rooms.People vastly overestimate how much stamina they need
>>580299591>digitan would be WHOLESOMEcringe
1200 stamina for contest
>>580297098rofl retarded SEAmonkey
>>580299552that too.
it's impossible to get 850 stamina with just stamina sparks
>>580299598800 to be safe from triple murmurs, worst case you'd still die if there's another triple murmur player but at least you'll have higher spurt
Rulership leglocks
>>580299782I would see it in a better light if it was OC and not uma>>580299901I didn't say that tho
>2 murmur and 1 hrice can still kill thisBreh... I guess both debuffer have 564 on them, so it's technically 4 murmurs.
>>580299424Falco's sloppy kisses, the sloppiest in the world
>>580300018And goes yadda yadda if you want to pull out
>>580299936which one
>>580299997double* my end xog at 800 stam and great mood died to Maya and Natie combo
>>580299424Muttering another uma's name while doing this
>>580291843he lost his auraumamusume
>the understam lobby is out pushing its agenda once again
>>580299973Don't know how I did it but I did the impossible apparently
>>580300018>>580300097she wants to get pregnant asap so she can stay at home everyday
>>580290903No, it ends on the 10th
>>580299207>3% failure death on summergonna finish the run as punishment then kms myself
>>580300157cuck the cutie
>>580300263Fine by me, she is hot
Anons what deck would be better for tama for the next CM?I have been trying 3 speed 2 wit and 9 stam 8 pow but I keep getting 730 stam or so, should I switch a speed card (Ardan that has gold recovery) for a stamina card? I have super creek but shes lb0, I could mlb her right now with a ticket + 3 crystals but that feels so wasteful... and I'm borrowing oguri wit.
>>580299901agnes didgeridoo would write the most fucked up porn fic imaginable, send it to her trainer so he can proofread it and then act all shy about it when she asks for his opinion. I know this to be true.
>oh my god, she got... Everything!>RS:S, Uma Stan, position skills, corner recovery, she even hit a restraint inspiration from one of her grandparents!>Alright let's see the sparks...
Say something nice about my wives
>>580300479I was told brown was good for me?
When do scenarios start giving enough early game stats that shit like Suzuka's perfect streak are trivial?
The yakuza tried to take over tracen and they all got raped I kinda feel sorry for the poor bastards
>>580299498I meant the Almond Eye one nyehwhhe
>>580300583unity like 2 scenarios ago
>>580300479I like Hishiamas voltage and I think it fits her. The other 2 are cute toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scKIQe0jLec
>>580300479HISHIAMASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580300479Ranga should not have been this hot
>>580300103I thought triple murmur means 1x murmur 1x ASE from natie, 1x murmur from maya/creek. All combine -0.03 stam x 3
>>580300583... the event that gives you +7 to all stats one time?
>>580300765they have gold murmur gwochacho
>>580299939post a link to the rest
>>580300583just get parents with good blues
>>580300216The need to cheat and use underhanded (get it??? Epic Maradona ref!) tactics must be in their blood, it's insane how these guys try to pull this shit in every game
>>580300216He was 39. For one last dance, getting there was still ridiculous
>>580300379try as close to 18* stam as you can get, use 3 speed/2 wit. Using Creek will tank your power. What speed cards do you have/are using? I assume Kita/Tachyon/Ardan?
>>580300648No? G1s aren't consistent and you need fans for unique levels
>>580291843Since he's retiring he's now one of four players in the "best of all time" debate. The current stars kinda suck other than mboop maybe
>>580300841...yes I'm assuming we're talking about the gold skill, not the white. That's why I wrote 0.03 not 0.01
>>580301217unique levels only matter for TT, but if you want a multi G1 Suzuka then GL is cool
>>580300583it's been trivial ever since new Aoharu, anon. Late June, now it's mid-September.Try and keep up, now.
>>580296938Finished product.
>>580300821yeah that and runaway
>>580301217suzuka's runaway event can use any graded race, not solely g1s
>>580301341breddy gud, although to be expected from a deck like that
>>580300886Personally I think this guy's Neicha and King Halo ones are much better than this but yeah, surehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12081603?q=kunitoro_%28artist%29
>>580301513You'd be surprised. This was my first time using Suzu speed but I was cooking some hot dogshit with 3-1-1 decks.
Surprisingly cute uma
>>580301156yes, my real problem right now is balancing stamina and power with that deck but mostly due to sparks, I have 18 stam sparks available but then my power is gonna tank right? I'm kinda lost in this specific thing
>>580301610true, I forgot seiun has 0% speed and suzuka may as well be a nothing cardI'd call that done
>>580301670>surprisinglyVodka is always cute
>>580301341holy damn now that's a fine Sky, anon. She might even have a shot at winning. What other aces are you running? and how the FUCK did you manage that statline? Goddamn that's an impressive highroll.
>>580301670>Surprisingly cute
>>580301247But at the end of the day people will look at stats and just see Messi and Ronaldo
>>580301341>885 witThat's just the way this scenario is. 1600 speed is a mistake.
>>580301805No other aces, runaway and dominator. We play xoguri at her game.
>>580301793Proof?
>>580300717That's what I've been fucking SAYING
>>580301341This scenario is really the decision between clicking SPD or WIT and how much their associated cards are on it
>>580301670She’s both the cutest and coolest umamusume of all time.
>>580301920is the runaway a serious ace or a suicide?
>>580301706power is just not important and if you hit 1600 speed you will have enough
We like drama here
>>580301992>coolestHer dad robbed her of all the coolness she could've possibly had.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>580302189Rabbit. No midleg skills, no angling. She's made to get chased down in the mid race and pace up Seiun Sky
>>580302259What umas would be greedy and want their peers trainers even when they have their own?
>>580302510doto
>>5803018053 ssr speed naturally lets you hit 1600 speed /1200 pow on 0% growth bonus. good sta, spark investment can get you naturally above 700 stam. 20% wit growth means you can run solo with without ending up with 600 wit.
>>580302257I guess I will try to max speed and press power from time to time to reach 1000, chasing a power highroll feels easier if the other stats are secured, thanks anon you helped make up my mind with the deck
>>580302563>3 ssr speed naturally lets you hit 1600 speed /1200 pow on 0% growth bonus
>>580302550Doto is deeply in love with her understanding and patient trainer though
>>580302510curren chan
>>580301573>King Halo is betterwas going to disagree because DAMN Falcothen I saw it. Holy shit....
5 borrows in 2 hours~don't we love how GL is so much faster to go by than MANT
>>580302641oh dont get me wrong she doesnt actually want Opera's trainer. She just wants her to suffer
>>580302627>guy ran 3 ssr speed>hit over 1600 speed and 1200 powi see no break in continuity here
>>580302550Wrong.
>>580302510Dober but she would end up getting NTR'd instead
>>580302563>3 ssr speed naturally lets you hit 1600 speed /1200 pow on 0% growth bonusy-yeah I consistently hit 1600/1200 speed/power on my Seiun Sky runs with pic related deck, h-haha....
>>580301573forgive me for the tangentially related question but is danbooru still hidding half of the art behind a paywall?
>>580302627It's true, but it can only be done with "those" 3 spd cards and nothing else
>>580300216Shouldn't have said the Nigger word
>>580302680how many borrows would you need in order to stop complaining?
>>58030302020
>>580303020Borrows should be infinite and I'm tired of pretending they shouldn't
>>580302885Of course, you go to the other site for those
>>58030302030
UUUUUUUU UMA PYOI
>>5803030206
GL is the 3 speed 2 wit scenarioyou may try other builds, they may work -sometimes-but they will still be objectively worse than 3 speed 2 wit slopyou will understand this after a couple weeks of more power card humiliation rituals
>he doesn't have his own set of parents for the infinite borrow hack
>>580302864Run kita+tachy and borrow smaruYour speed card output is now even stronger than that guy's since he used suzu for the skillWhat's the issue?
>>580290425
>>580303249have you tried the 2 speed 3 wit setup tho, pure sex
>>580302885Pretty sure they are. This is why we search up the artist's name between quotation marks on google to find more content to crank hog to.The opera pic is unrelated. I just like her and want to post her.
>>5803030200
>>580301327Mine usually dies in the derby>>580301475And spend multiple turns getting needed fans? Hopeful -> derby is ideal
Oh my mommy
>>580303249I've managed to get almost capped speed on 20% speed umas. My last CM winner only used two. But yeah you're cucked if your uma doesn't have speed growth
>>580303296the issue is that in 25 attempts that never produced 1600/1200 speed/power on my Seiun last CM, and only produced 1600 speed maybe one out of 5 runs. Hence why I called it a borderline absurd highroll.
>>580303458>4 separate Sace runs would never
>>580303458You're set for 2 CMs ahead
i still dont understand how people get UF other then lucky shitting double rainbows 3 times in a row at the end
>>580303417you need six consecutive wins including the Senior Year Akiten. That's trivially easy in Grand Live now. I've never failed to get Runaway on Suzuka the entirety of this scenario, and I'm strictly f2p.
>>580303524>>580303576If I had only hit Pace S too.
>>580303661It is luck your run can be 100% bricked solely because you don’t get those 60% boosted rainbows at the end lmao
>>580303661Rating really likes when power and wit are >1100 instead of ~1000, you shouldn't worry about it
>>580303661so you do understand how anons get UF. That's exactly how I got UF on the 3 umas I've reached UF with. I got triple rainbows 3x in a row.
>>58030366140% bonus by second summer activates the UF mode
Juryoku Pierrot and Jockey Seina Imamura have their sight on the Shuka Sho, It's true this year there won't be a triple tiara winner, but it's going to be exciting to witness especially if Star Anise participates
>>580303661You just get a run where all boxes are checkedGood songs and song timings?Early friendships?Summer and Finale rainbows?Good inspos?No bad mood downs?Win all your races?Good filler turns to do your side objectives?Chains all finish?Good hints off your cards?Grats on UF
>>580303661Get both skill point songs as soon as they become available and get training effectiveness up to at least 45% by senior summer. Other than that it's just getting enough good clicks and skill discounts to pad out the rating
How bricked would my run become if I dropped kitasan black for 1LB mayano top gun speed ssr?
>>580303661i only got it one time and i think it was because i got the right songs early. i had 1300 speed before the second summer break.
>>580303969>no distance SaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580304050You already know the answer
>>580283405>>580289902She has total control over me..
>>580304050Maya has no prio until LB3
I'm really not looking forward to the Long CM. Stamina is such a pain in the ass to get in this scenario.
My trainee got me addicted to umanko...
>>580304050only MLB Maya could compete with Kita's prio
And then she said, "You're shining! They glow up so fast.", funniest shit I've ever heard.
>>580304204slap creek on your deck and call it a day, I went full 3spd2wit because 2spd2wit1creek was overstamming my umas super hard
it does not really matter if I get good stats or not, the card event chains barely finish so I'm close to giving up
>>580303458The second page of skills matters a lot, but I like the idea of a Swiss Army Creek.
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>>580303661This is my only UF, I got her while making TT umas and she's easily one of my worse performing unas.I seriously don't know why this piece of garbage is classified as UF
>>580303969yep, pretty much this, but then >>580304103 happensKEK
>>580304386Did they ever fix chain events in jp? Literally losing my mind right now because tosen jordan and mr cb wont proc their events.
>>580304574all golds and skills are equal in rating
>>580304434I had a Swiss Army Creek for a long time that I used as a parent on all pacers and longs. Had like 800 stam and 6 recovery skills. Running her on any long was hilarious as she broke out and won every race at distance.
Can someone spoon-feed me the staple card for the end closer to put in my planner?
>>580304613yes but actually no they just made it more likely to finish
>>580304613It's only hearsay but I was told they fixed it at some point and at the very least if a card starts the chain it will finish it, but as of now for us, we are fucked
>>580304613This year they nade it more likely for chain events to appear when you are at full bond. Emphasis on more likely, not guaranteed. Also tbat means we arent getting that qol until 2028/2029 lol
>really good oguri wit card for next cm>Cant use on oguriIts owari da..
>>580304769CB soon
When in doubt, get some wit sparks
I hate it here, chief.
>>580304283>anon is making shit up, there's no way Mayano SSR gets 0 speprio until mlb, I'm dsproving this right n->0 speprio until 3lb, and it's still shit, aka 40what the FUCK, Cygames
>>580304883Noooooo anon! Not running 3 speed 2 wit will brick your run! You neeeeeed 2000000 stamina sparks!
>>580304912How many anons in /uma/ are on hrt?
>>580304857you are very close to figuring out why, anon.
>>580304883that's similar to what I do with her too, 14 stam 3 wit she really needs a bit of brain spark
>>580304574>capped speed>1200+ power>1050+ wit>other stats B>lots of gold skillsthat's basically it.
>>580304989At least 2
>>580304982Kitasan is the same
>>580304989Umama is confirmed, the reason a lot of trans women erp and fantasize about getting raped is because they need validation that they pass
>>580305187I genuinely feel bad for these faggots (at least the ones who aren't obnoxious). Being under the delusion that your're really and truly a foid when you were born a man sounds like the worst thing imaginable.
>>580304873I'm skipping that because I already have MLB Creek. I got 2 extra Creek from the finemo and Speed Maru banner too, which pisses me off since now I'm short 1 Finemo to MLB after 400 pulls.
>>580305381Reformed and ready!
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>>580305393In my experience is because slot of these bozos don't want the expectations and challenges of playing life on hard mode: aka, being a man. It's much easier to be a woman.
>>580305345Kitasan had at least good speprio at 3lb, 60. At that time in the game, that was excellent. so glad I wasn't in any position to roll on Mayano or I might have gotten tricked.
Leave Umama ALONE!
>>580305428>end closer staple cardsnarita taishin wit (the second one with encroaching shadow)Dream Journey speedThe CB speed card that just released on JP>no way that's it, right?Welcome to the most cucked style
>Oguri wit card has not finished the event chain a single run todaysure, fucking fat fuck, not even in your card will you stop ruining my life
>>580305428Finemoan benefits from MLB, but not very much. She's around 95% power at 3lb. It's annoying, yeah (cleating meta SSRs feels shitty), but it won't really impact your runs.
>>580305393Oh I don’t really give a shit man grown adults can do whatever they want with their bodies
>>580305619>CB Speed SSR>ooorhgh let's look it up >absolutely sexo 85 MORE DAYS CANNOT PASS SOON ENOUGH
>>580305393well yeah thats what mental illness is, the easiest way to treat it is with hormonal therapy. It's been studied that the effects are very potent in treating the symptoms
>>580305789Really none of my business and doesnt affect me at all, I agree.
>>580305619I mean you forgot wit Sweepy, power Amazon, stam Gimlet, speed Golshi, power Bue, stam Dura, wit Durandal and stam Golshi
>>580305619Oh, I thought you meant the upcoming CB banner.>Welcome to the most cucked styleI don't mind rolling less.>>580305725Yeah, I've been waiting for this single 2 for 1 banner to shoot for both, but luck wasn't on my side.
>>580304769CBPokkePasaHishiAmaOrfevreTaishinStillShakurAlmond Eye (consider skipping)Dream JourneyTamaStay GoldDurandalEbayanDotoCb (forma de Speed)
>>580305789I don't particularly disagree, quite literally "your body your choice," but it's sad to see so many of them clearly quite miserable. darkly hilarious to see FtM trannies miserable, especially if they were cuties like Ellen Page first. Shocker, being a weird-looking 5'1" "man" who weighs 105lbs instead of a pretty girl is not an upgrade UMA MUSUME
>>580306127the problem with end closer is that they slowly become useless unless your name is orfevre, I wanted to main end closers but I dont care about Orfevre and knowing this was a mood ruiner, they released a new end closer card the past week but orfevre still beats the other ends by a wide margin every single time, it fucking sucks.
>>580305428If skipping CB, consider Sweep Wit insteadIt has Free pulls and a Gold Accel
>>580301156You were right anon, leaving aside that this was a pretty mid to bad run, a highroll with this deck will be pretty decent, thanks again.
>>580304769CBtaishinuhhhhh maybe speed djthats itend is not a real style so it barely gets cards
>>580306458>ardanis that card good? I cleated it
>>580306612 its a bootleg maru, the power bonus is nice but not much else going for the card
>>580306612Are you for real anon? she is a sidegrade to Jordan because she gives you a pace gold recovery with no agemasen involved. She also has +2 power bonus and gives more input than jordan.Of course you won't care if you have 3 preium SSR speed cards but sometimes you need a gold recovery in your speed cards and if you are a pace this card is the one.
>>580306612It is usable, and gives a lot of Power while being a Speed card
Okay /uma/, educate me on this card. What does it do? Should I roll for it or it is a meme card like throne? Is it MLB only?
>>580306852>is it a meme card like throneIt is a headache card, designed to give planners migraines
>>580306809>>580306825>>580306841nahone, I cleated it because the recovery is race planner and I hate recoveries with gimmicks guess I'll stick to Jordan for bofa...
>>580306458glad I could help! Good luck, hope your Tama-chan wins bigly
>>580306610that's because endchads are supposed to inheritmax and statmax>but don't most styles do that anyway?the difference is, end-closer specific inherits are basically equal to the skill hints that other styles are chasiing for in their cardsplus, they are the one style you can truly minimize your stamina since you don't need to protect a position for most of the race, hence why ypu max speed/power/wit as if you're running sprints
>>580306852it's the next scenario's version of LH and needs at least lb1 and kinda wants to be mlb since the TE is locked behind 3lb and mlb and it's an actual rainbow card.No free pulls btw and launches on a separate banner later in the scenario than Ramonu.Either take the borrow mlb cuck route or roll 200 times for the cuck lb1 route. Either way you're getting shafted.
>>580307060thats cool, now what about people who don't like orfevre
>>580307038>sticking to the agemasen retard
>>580306148>>580306295>>580306610Going to put this data. Thank you.>>580306256>become useless unless your name is orfevreI'm already dead with Sweepy anyway. It won't bother me that much.
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Raped relentlessly by umamusume
>>580307203I did something retarded so it fits me
>>5803068521lb is fine, 0lb is weak but copable. I'm skipping it, fuck this card.
