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Tomakomai.You're going.
>>580468149ORANGE
>>580468243Why should I?
Is she gonna be good Japbros
This one.
>>580468243I can only afford a cheeky tenner
Fuji Kiseki
Will I have enough to spark the ninja girl if I download JP right now?
>>580468445oh wow pace late
>>580468590Nyo
>>580468590Nyes
When will 1/2 TP URA happen?
>>580468590maybe with the team trials rewards
>>580468590>sparkREROLL
>>580468552Sexo
Shoutout to cygames for saving my stash for the next few months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJ3GYhKt0M
>>580468650>>580468723>>580468790>>580468838Yeah I guess I can reroll till I get her anyway. Now I just need to get the motivation to download the JP version
>>580468149orange wife!
>>580468552
Mambo Speed
>>580468941holy cute.
bumping the Haru Urara Memorial RacesUrara Kinen3261026932610269Nambu Hai Free for All1511802615118026
>>580468941thats a very gf looking Mambo
>>580468941>that artMambo... wife?
>>580468941Even the cards are increasingly for (You)
>>580468552>>580468932
>>580468905>bruce leeI want to train this umamusumeShe would be friends with Yaeno and Taiho
>>580468941Is the card any good?
>>580468941>tfw no mambowifewhy live
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580469061
ryan LOVE why did we migrate i wasnt paying attention
>>580469036Yes. Mambo wife!
>>580468941>Ruined another hat
>>580467810It's what yter worth trusting will always tell you. Simple do the thing you ENJOY doing, don't try to appease the algo or some stupid shit, that thing changes on a daily if not hourly basis. Do whatever you're passionate about and have things to say about, no matter how meaningless that might be, someone sooner or later might find your shit that cares about that kinda dumb shit as well.
>>580469178Didn't someone post their id in the last thread? Or was it umama again
I love my genius wife!
>>580468898Shoutout to cygames for demolishing my wallet for the next few months
>>580468941are they just printing 120prio 2sp 20te high hint speed cards?
>>580469348Dunno I just woke up
Left or right?
Consider: Tannhauser wife.
>>580469510Just raise your standards bro
>>580468175No what?
Kentucky Uma
>>580469635k'
>>580469690does granny acute really go nopan? wtf?
>>580469635For real?
>>580469690do you have the jumping chrono
Thoughts?
>>580469850Could Nature really do anything if Mambo said "Yes" and that she planned on taking Nature's trainer for herself?
>>580469968I think
>>580469968
>>580469968Taiki is good for me
>>580469968Taiki would neverI thinkShe's dog codedShe wouldn't seduce her trainer
>>580469259based
Meisho Tabaru and Admire Terra have safely landed on France and are set on the Kobayashi Stable>The challenge for the Qatar Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe begins here.
club drama?
Should I drink more white milk or more chocolate milk?
>>580469968CUTE and SEX
I made this
>>580470178maybe tomorrow gwo
>>580470176Can they do it?
>>580470190Choco milk for me
>>580468941>alone in the car with MamboI MUST NOT GOSLINGMUST RESIST
>>580469968I'm afraid I will need to see more before I can form an accurate opinion.
>>580469968I love big tits
hey
>>580470241Could be Stam debuffers and remember no Rushing since it sounds similar to Russian
>>580469634Paizuri competition
>>580470286It's going to be hard as fuck but I think Tabaru handling wet terrain could give the surprise, Admire Terra alone will be a surprise for sure
>>580470286Nope, won't even touch the top 5
I will rape Taiki and repeatedly cum inside her while yelling YEEHAW
>>580470428Fueee you’re right
>>580470241A shitThey were supposed NOT TO speak Russian because that'd ruin the entire operationXog telling everyone not to cry is stupid because she's talking to her allies which makes no sense>>580470428This makes more sense
>>580470241it's funny
>>580470176If Meisho Tabaru wins, will it confirm the superiority of the Stego bloodline?
>>580470528 Taiki will rape me repeatedly and I will cum inside her while she yellw YEEHAW*
>>580470582100%Expect unlimited glazing from cygames after john umamusume stops pampering the nepobaby
>>580470554Wanted to make something where players are complaining about the meta
You know if you go with Machitan, you will hang up your trainer license and run that family restaurant with her. You wouldn't want that right?
ok danchou please stop bothering me
>>580470773I'll do it, but only if we get to fill the restaurant with the pitter-patter of little feet. AKA we have a lot of kids. Too many kids.
>>580470867How dare your trainee lose 2 races? Back to the mines
>>580470528>>580470629Why is it always rape?
You wouldn't a mambo, right?
>>580471017I'm going to post it again. But yes, I would a Mambo.
>>580470190Chocolate milk is not real milk
I'm ready
>>580471080Mun!
>>580471080A stunning and brave statement!
>>580471183
>>580471080
relax.
>>580471080>>580471240
Special Week
>>580471183cumming in Chrono's umanko without protection on a dangerous day while we kiss
>>580471370don't do it
>>580468149Shiraoki-sama! I need Marche to drop on the next JP banner!
Mambo a cute
>>580471080>>580471240>>580471393
>>580471017
>have MLB CB and 3LB CreekIt'd be stupid for me to roll on the banner just to MLB Creek, right?
i love you nakayama
wait a minute... that aura...
>>580471590Thats an Ogurin
>>580471453You will get Efforia and you will like her.
>>580470216>isrealawesome>...but it got pausedfucking gay retards
>>580471183>>580471590*sips coffee*YesNice
>>580471604Yeah, just wait for the next free ssr selector, if you really want to MLB her
>>580471590yummy
Bed squeaking sex with Eishin Flash.
>>580471590>>580471183
Bad squeaking sex with Matikanefukukitaru
It is not very fair of Tracen Academy to allow a Trainer to be with Marvelous Sunday, while also expecting him to keep his hands and his cock to himself.
>>580471183>>580471590
>>580471590
>>580471885Aura monster...
Bed squeaking fixed by Inari One's inexplicable carpentry skills. Thanks Inari One!
>>580471885Holy shit it's Confusion
Was looking at Meisho Tabaru's record. What the fuck happened during his attempt for the Triple Crown? This feels like a run that would have gotten any other horse glued.
>>580471874this but with Inari One
>>580471619Oops here
>>580472027
>>580471183>>580471590>>580472027
>>580471979>Called Confusion>Usually looks confusedCinema...
>>580472027You cant post that...
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/GsZ23n>https://jiggie.fun/GsZ23nhttps://jiggie.fun/GsZ23n>https://jiggie.fun/GsZ23nhttps://jiggie.fun/GsZ23n
I missed the pornpostersthey were an integral part of the thread ecosystem
>>580471979>>580472107UHMM AKSHUALLY THAT'S BRIDGE COMP
>>580472056does it count as snacking if my cheeky tenner turned into a spark
>>580472208Can't post what?
>Forced to wait another month or so for Marche to drop
>>580472435Marche is so cute
>>580472434NOT GRAM GRAM
>>580472354that's fair
Bridge Compfusion?
>>580472435One day, broHope she's not shit like so many other umas... Must be nice to win a cm with your wife
I wonder which one of you will use the shortstack trio in a CM and actually win with them.
>>580472354I want more loopa umas so badly but I also want creek copies...
>>580472434I need umanko
I wanted to view the npc umas in uma viewer on the jp client but getting and installing the jp client is such a pain in the ass ive abandoned it because I wanted to take references of the girls from the America scenario.
>>580472434Oh my
>>580472434
>>580472586>3 different stylesMan, must suck to be that guy
>>580472586that's my plan>marvelous in februarywe need to accelerate faster
She finally hit uma Stan and RSS but... It's so fucking mid... The loop calls me back once again
>>580472883What are you looping with?
training manhattan cafe is akin to CBT all pain no pleasure
>>580472836>torepi>to repi>to rape
>>580473017>too rapey
>>580469510thank you for keeping global alive
>>580472586I like ZRR a lot, I like Marvelous Sunday a lot, Inari One is my wife. But alas, I am utterly destitute and totally bankrupt. I'm asking Tama if she wants to share her meal with me.
>>580470582Tabaru is goldspawn? From which one?
>>580472343can always come back
>>580473053I love my wife
>>580472343Nah last time I tried this thread full of prudes and fags dunked on me for trying to share my love for umalewds, never trusting you pieces of shit
Sirius is so sexy but her design also says "I'm going to kill if you misbehave a little".
>>580472343I have been saving money so I haven't gotten anything recently with my favorite horses. But I got two new turbo's and a mini I don't think you guys have saw yet. If thumbnails aren't displaying click on the image. It should display.https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj
>>580472610Something about this specific scene cracks me up.I might roll for Kris S if my carats aren't completely fucked when she arrives
stop posting sex
I want to pindown Taiki and motorboat her fat american titsAnd cum insider multiple times
>>580473236haha cum backLike I'm cumming on Teio's back after she shatters her knees again
>>580473692https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12157138
Wow so original porn posting. Sex sex sex!
>>580473860sex sex sex
Post something cute instead
>>580473860Not our fault you don't know how fun it is
>>580473907
>580473927>AI imageNo wonder
>>580473907>brown hairShe fucked a pajeet to create a chestnut
>>580473692
This single father of 5 is very attractive
>>580474063I came.
>>580473153gold ship
I have nothing to say.
>multiple ugly bastards
>>580474032Doberhomos have no standards
>>580473907wait, this meeku is cuter
>>580474081Fat.>>580474142>woke artist
>>580473907good thing my Princess is always cute!
>>580470176Will Terra have donkey ears as an uma like the other Admires?
Just got this before debut and isn't this broken?
lovepost
>>580473037
>>580474346It is really good yes. I hope your run goes well despite this early boon
>>580474352Can umas love other umas?
>>580474379good morning saar
>>580474352Lovepost?
>>580474389>Super Cuck
>>580473907winter clothing can be cute
>>580474302will never top big shower
>>580474346That's a sign of a bad run coming your way
>use all borrows >got zero good parrents out of it>now i need to wait another 12 hours to play the gameNice game globalbabs
>>580474125WHAT? THEY'RE LEAVING L'ARC TO A GOLSHISPAWN?
>>580474793Git gud
>>580474389My wife.
>>580474642She's too big...
>>580474793do your fan runs
>>580474903The bigger the ears, the better!
>>580474554I'm not into ntr but for some reason this comic is really erotic...
>>580474864Yeah, why not? S'cool.
>>580474642
>>580474979Ok wait I knew nothing about meisho tabaru until now. It's extremely based that he got the takarazuka kinen twice just like his dad. I'm pulling for him now.
>>580474945Trvke
>>580475027Fuck off, Taro
>>580474940Who u talking to booi?? I'm top earner
Digitan looks different tonight.
>>580475192
>>580471590>still up
>>580475228
>>580475013they're so fucking big
>>580475332>>580475228SexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSexSex SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>580475536>dried pussy
>>580475592It's perfect for my virgin dick
Kitasan Ace!
>>580475238based.Hey did you know that it's 84 days until CB is scoutable?IT'S TRUE
So we gonna bet paid uma banner in start of October right? Cant wait
>>580475726IS THAT SO? Wow!
>>580475726snacking is inadvisable
>medium 3*yay>wit 1*fuck
>>580475902SHE IS SO CUTE I CANNOT TAKE IT
>>580475785
>>580475931MOTHERFUCKER I AM SPARKING I HAVE PLANNED THESE PULLS FOR SIX MONTHS NOW
>trying to get comfy on bed, listening to the same guitar song on repeat with my headphones >slowly falling asleep in maximum comfyness>timer alarmThat's it danchou, this thing has killed my vibe all day no more fan runs for you.
>>580476075What website is this
>>580475013Rice is undefeated...
>>580476023Sniff
>>580476128https://umacaratcalculator.com/appnew version of old soulful spreadsheet
>>580476075>these all umasbwocho..
yay
>>580476128the old carat planner spreadsheet which got replaced by something new, the something new is that. I don't remember what website specifically it was, but I like the uma.moe planner more anyway. Here's that, it's what I've been using, all yours if you want it.https://uma.moe/timeline?tab=carat-planner
>>580476205IT'S ONLY 4 UMAS and I'm praying Shiraoki gives me Brian in the 110 umatickets I'll have by then.
>>580476251>just nowdanchud kick this mangj bro
>>580474864you say that with disgust, but you'll eat your words when he finishes first by a nose while running as an end closer
>>580476251>alreadybruh im already halfway there... tho my runs have also been limited this time around
>>580476292>Praying to shiraokiFrom this banner, I got Inari One, I got Eishin Flash about 150 draws later, and then had to spark to get Tamamo Cross.Pray that Shiraoki is kinder to you.
>>580476321it's tied to rating and I'm only making nonstop B umas with 1.1M fans so it took a bit for it to get there
>Bakushin>Silence Suzuka>Mihono Bourbon>Calstone Light Ocan't think of any other umas strongly having the 'tism.
>>580476391that's only some of the umas you got from the banner, not all of them, right? r-right?
>>580476472
>>580476548Yeah, you're right. It was only some of them.The rest of them were all 1* or 2*My spark on Inari One's release banner went almost as poorly.
>>580476472I haven't watched season 3 but Duramente looks like she's got the 'tism
>>580476625I have never been so strikingly correctedwhat the actual fuck, IRL Golshi?
>wanna make pizza>no more yeastits so fucking over
6 days until i pin down Festa
>>580476625He's not autistic, he's just silly
Derbimus
>>580476698It runs in the family.
>>580476701>he doesnt know about the stay gold/goldship autism genesThis is a son of Goldshi btw
>>580476625I think this image is one of the things that got me to play the game desu. Man it was hype last year...
did mambo fill their spot?
>>580476912
>>580476912Fenomeno might be the only "normal" member of the family.
>>580476940 Nyot yet
>>580477010Sunbeam is cute!
>>580476701It's been said Gold Ship is a very smart horse to the point he also understands human language, he can get pissed when someone mentions the yen incident
>>580476940no...
>>580477061That sucks!!!
>>580477110You too would be silly if you were incarcerated and intelligent enough to realize it
>>580477024Feno seems like the good boy of this spawns yeah. No weird quirk as far as I know
why do i even bother lol
>>580477226Stego sexo by telling her my sperm has nutrients that will make her taller if she receives it in her tummy or her cunny
>>580476771Admire Groove’s fat, erotic ears
>>580477202Can't speak on behalf of the horses but at least in the breeding farm they seem to get plenty of air time, would it be cool if they could be free? probably, but who knows how domesticated are the race horses now to the point they're used to it
wahey
>>580477307Not pictured is a 3rd Xog
Whole thread for mambros!!
>finally get med S on my last borrow>good stats and 3k sp>Creek/Kita/CB chain didn't finish
>>580477326I'm not saying it as a PETA cuck or animal lover shit, I know how valuable horses are and considering they're for racing they can't afford to leave them in the openI'm just stating that intelligent beings tend to do shit when bored, and what's more boring than being locked in a room
>>580477110It's similar to Doto getting sad at hearing TM Opera O and Vodka getting upset if no one came to take pictures after a race as that meant she had lost
>>580477024>>580477221Fenomeno rolled the teacher trait
>5 days leftTick tock A+ clubs
Oh no no no no
>>580477465Look at these guys they're so happy...
>>580477430Oh yeah that does make sense>>580477447I knew about Doto but not Vodka aww that's so sad>>580477534So cute
>>580477110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJ8pjhOJLM
>>580477465He is a good horse.
neato
>>580477673For a moment I thought Rice had grown a huge bossom the fuck I'm so dissapointed
>>580477673Cute double glasses Rob Roy
>>580477673Damn the support cards are super duper cute in that banner
>>580477673She looks like she smells nice
>>580477635That's so cool, I can't believe a game like uma made me start appreciating horses a lot more, thanks for sharing>>580477641He is>>580477730Jo!
>>580477465
>>580477895I want to impregnate the kiddies while Feno watches
>>580477928This but i also include fenomeno
>>580477895Cuteee
>>580477202woohoo breeding jail
>>580477928even biko?
>>580478092DID I STUTTER?
>see /uma/ talk about Gold Ship>get thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf8Yaemk6AEthe algorithm is scary
>>580478153Biko would produce very strong childrenher womb BEGS for impregnation
>>580478153as i was then
>>580478175Sexo of the Stego kind
>>580478091i like that we're now getting samson big fanart thanks to the event
>>580478342Yeah, it would be sad if she became a forgotten uma. I hope she'll be the next 1* uma for the upcoming anni
We fucked
>>580478407hopefully!
>read stories of haru urara>one of them mentiones her best friend ami-chan missing herFUCK CYGAMES ADD HER TO THE GAME LET THEM BE REUNITED AGAIN PLEEEEASE
>>580478091https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45YCJ-UoB08Here is a video about Jo Cappuccino with Gold Ship appearances.
Good morning /uma/ I hate Grand Live
>>580478689but its le heckin faster than le MANT
>>580478706If MANT was fast it'd be funnier than GL
>>580478576I really hope Jo gets added in the future, he's a gorgeous horse
ogc has depressingly high chance of the career turning shit in second half senior
>>580477430Made me curious, and man, there's fucking nothing for horse toys in the stall outside of a few variations on hanging licks. I wonder if that's because horses are fucking retarded and will hurt or kill themselves at the drop of a hat.
>>580478706Yeah well every time I play a run I'm constantly two things not going away from Lieutenant Lech Krilling myself. Mant also being shit doesnt make this any better
>>580478428no we didnt
>>580478854>play the scenario properly and get +45% FTE>three dead turns and your run is just instantly deadumazing
>>580478576milk cafe sex
>>580478915She's my type
>>580478872>things not going awayTwo things not going my way* I shouldnt be rageposting this early in the morning
>>580478947Ypur logo type?
>>580477730
>>580478915logo more like haaaaawt
>>580478975Guilty as charged
>>580478915Something about cute plain girls just makes my heart flutter and idk what it is
And uma version of Amagami?Umagami
>>580478872What a random reference to catch here
>>580470176>>580470286I'd be pissed if it so happen to not rain
>>580478428I fucked both of them at once
>>580472883>RSS Won't be usable for another three months at least. Why not loop Power or Eyes on the Goal first?
>>580479248It's not worth the effort Spechud, just look up a sloptuber guide because DE never feels like telling you whether a mod is additive or multiplicative to damage... hell sometimes the same mod will do either because it's bugged
>>580478997is this the comic where the trainer killed himself?
>>580478867Yeah kinda, they're fragile animals and it's a miracle they can do what they do at allLook at this shitIt's basically a huge ass fingerImagine if your whole body had to be carried by two huge ass fingers during a marathonIf these were pet horses, they would be fine as long as you have a a decently sized pasture, a fence and a roofed cabin for them to sleep, but these are horses that cost huge amounts of money and are expected to at least break even during it's active years, and even better if they become studs to prostitute breed more horses, which is the real business for most horse owners
>>580477327youre REAL fucking late bro>>580477465seeing animals come together like this is fascinating to watch, esp when it's a bunch of younglings going to an adult>>580477635>honses have more expressions than dogs and apeswell would you look at that
>>580474940NTA, but 5 borrows uses a day's worth of TP and we're not in a 1/2 2x event.
>>580479553I was more talking about how they're so skittish and prone to freaking the fuck out, but that as well.
>>580479631>esp when it's a bunch of younglings going to an adult
>>580470176WE LOVE YOU GODTERRA
>>580478175Touching earsTouching tailSeeing their non existent humanoid earsThe three bits that EVERY toraina (including me) needs to see and feel
>>580478175>>580478312Fuck off samefagging tranny
>>580479849How many of Golshi's kids got Epsteined?
>>580478915>>580479062>>580479207I've been summoned.
>>580477893it makes more sense when you remember horses are bred as work animals so they need to understand humans by default
My game didn't freeze or anything right?
>>580479553>>580478867Evolution is a bitch.
Mambo
>>580479631I just woke up though......
>>580467578>>580469690>>580471590Artist?
>>580469690>>580467578
She's dead isn't she. Fuck you Creek
>Digital if was released in JP todayIncrease velocity with the power of sheer stannery when in proximity to 3 other beautiful Umamusume in early race if they have blonde hair and if they are specifically on the right hand side of Alternative Costume Digitan within half a length. Then, if racing at Morioka and the distance is 2862m, greatly kick forward and recover with the love of Umamusume if there are two rival racers wearing gloves within 1 length. This ult will only work at night if the course has sharp corners.
>>580480067It's pretty rare but a shit RNG like that can absolutely happen
>>580480067You can just draw in some more sparks with a marker if you want. The game will actually honor them. (You do have to continue manually drawing all the ramifications of this change on the screen, at 30/60 FPS, for the rest of time, though.)
I’m so bricked it’s not even funny as a f2p imma dropped $200 after I start my new job after I stop being a neet
I shouldn't have doubted you guys. Went from great to bad in one go after getting charming by failing a 7%
>>580481021Every run is seeded and designed to ragebait you
>>580480123One thing this doesn't even touch on is the strange uterine arrangement in mares that, in combination with their obsession with racing and winning trophies, causes them to be freakishly prone to derbical cancer.
2nd alt when
>>580480605Is this for CM19? Looks alright 900 stam and white heal
What different phrases would a Super Creek plush doll say if you squeezed her?
>>580480747>unmaxxed freebie card
Drinking some chocolate milk thinking about chocolate umas
>>580480747Tip #1Don't spend money on this game, it's literally not worth it. Even if you win you still lose.Tip #2If you are stupid enough to spend money on this shitty game. Buy an account for $15-20 that has meta MLB cards and a truckload of carats.If you get banned you will be free from this game and there will be no regrets. (Extremely unlikely to get banned)If you don't get banned then you saved like $1000 since the $200 you planned to spend isn't even enough to MLB 1 cardTip #3Seriously don't spend money. This game has one of the worst value spending out of any gacha.
What causes the gold lights in inspiration and what's the result?
>>580481304I generally agree but the $20 selectors are pretty nice. >t. spent like ~160€ on the original Kita banner for a second spark and ended up with a useless LB2 brick.
>>580481407
>>580481304Spend money but only on carat pack to keep game a float and to selectors
>>580481407Higher affinity means higher chances of a golden inspiration. Golden inspiration means more sparks from your parents are inherited.
>>580472714>>580478428Artist?
>>580481407As far as i'm understand there is little difference, you can get insane sparks with silver spark and shitty with goldProbably it's something like +2% increase chance of getting sparks, but you can still lose
>>580480067It happens very rarely. I once did a trackblazer run and had a million white skills and got nothing
umasumi, and heil hitler.
What the actual fuck is wrong with this fatty???
>>580481509>>580481562>>580481646It happened 6 in a row with this person I added by looking up his sparks. Is it like some giga parent?
>>580481407The result is stuff like thisThe cause is affinity which is the uma and the parents sharing the same won/goal racesbut even gold inspirations can give you shit and normal inspirations can give you a fuckton of stuff
>>580481707Optimized parents have a lot of affinity via shared G1 race wins and if those umas then have a high affinity with your ace you can reach double circle affinity with just one parent, yeah. And since affinity doesnt stop scaling and you of course add the affinity from your own parent on top, you can get some really good gold inspo odds. 6 times in a row is quite lucky though obviously
>>580481850Yes it was double circle by itself for like 5 of my girls.
>>580481704doto in the ss.jpg
>>580481859Top tier wife material
>>580481879Sounds like you found a solid parent to borrow then :)
>>580481407Actually gold just means that 3* spark proceed
>>580481859bigger
>>580481704Idk about that second part but gute Nacht bwo
Meisho Doto wouldn’t do that.
ded
I have no borrows, i cant discuss the game without GAMEplay
>>580482505Do some looping you dumbass.
>>580482505Your loops?
Most submissive Uma?
>>580482574>>580482591I'm doing it, retards that's there to disscuss in clank runsAlso my Tama GP loopa are ready i need to use borrows for parrent
Cute!
>>580482632ur nan lad
>>580482632People will say Doto but it's actual Dantsu.
I'm fucked
100,000 children
>>580482703She's more of a victim isn't she?
Wtf is wrong with Dantsu Flame? She looks cuteTell me her lore
>>580482668>that oguri witD-did you use carats on her banner?
>>580483018I did a 10 pull and got it and the other guts one.
>>580482915>>580482989Her owner only cared about the prize money he provided and raced him to death.Of course I've seen videos saying that's drama baiting bullshit, so who knows.As an uma she's a non-character in a New Era I like her cuz she has big tits and looks cute so I plan to pull her in 2028.
>>580482989the real horse was unpopular and ugly, and also got raced to death basicallyso her uma character is basically exclusively an abuse goblin
>>580483213She’s so fucking cool but definitely punched a hole in the dressing room wall after she got done with this concert
Bwos, why are the August fan numbers so crazy? Were you really using all TP during half TP or what's going on?
>>580483213How many umas put on the cute face but are internally seething?
>>580483171>>580483169Oh nyo... poor horsey... she looks very cute in game though
>>580483274half tp clankingyou could almost infinitely run clanks because you basically gain 10TP during a clank run, so technically you pay 5TP per run
>>580483295Cutest uma in the franchise!
>>580483274I started the month with around 150 TP drinks, I have around 4 right now. I got like 50 more from the Brian bug.Over 200 million fans farmed. The club still dropped out of A
Should I start using that juice thing to recover TP?
>>580481704based fusuposter
>>580483569if you want, they're pretty plenty but now that we have auto training they get used up fast
>>580483418Why not join a better club?
>>580483569If you know what to loop and you're in club then yes
>>580483569If you're hyped about the game I'd say to go for it. If you're afraid to miss out on the rewards, there's still a lot of time to complete so no need
>>580483689It's a no to both but I used one anyhow.
>>580483169>>580483171Bullied girls are so cute
>>580483569If you want to do more runs, yeah. However supply is sparse after the intital gibs. From my experience, you can just about break even with auto carats, if you dont run it 24h
>>580483418but, to me 200m is super impressive even for clanking, I can only get there by doing actual TB fan runs all the time every day
>>580483710Can you join a club yet?
>>580483839Probably? Didn't bother looking at it yet.
>>580483671We're slowly climbing back up to A.Also I can't maintain those numbers without TP drinks, I only average around 3 million fans per day right now.>>580483828I wasn't even fan farming, I was looping. Except all those loops are worthless because there's always some other meta skill you didn't know about and then you lose all those skills when you go to make the dirt granparents and trying to get them back makes your deck suck so you don't get SS anymore and let's just say I'm not too happy with looping.
>>580483853You need E3 rank to join one. You should get in one. Provides monthly carats and daily club points. There is no downside
>>580483887You can easily join an A+ club
kingu love and devotion
>>580483418>spent 150 TP just to end up in AJust leave for better pastures, cowchacho.
>>580483887Sounds like you're doing a hell lot of carrying flatliners
>>580483887Join Mambo! We will be safely in A regardless and maybe with (You)r safely in A+ again
>>580484039Or they can join an A+ club and be safe in A+ with zero stress!
>>580483887A loopa gets 700k right? So you were doing 10 runs a day which is a bit crazy
>>580483909I don't want to just join a random one though. I'm worried that it's either going to be a dead one or too demanding.
>>580484083the clubs posted about on here arent dead and if they have a fan quota then they'll let you know beforehand
>>580482632>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmxGvmrOi8The ones that did not complain and keep pushing themselves to race are Admire Vega, Narita Taishin, Bamboo Memory, Ikuno Dictus, Mejiro Bright. Make what you will out of this.
>>580484083nta but low ranked clubs have basically no requirements, and if you plan to play everyday, that's more than enough even up to B+ clubI'll agree with that anon you should join one even it's a random one for the free carats, you can join another one later, and join one before day 14
the event Ardan card has really cute art
>>580483932>>580483971>>580484039 If we can't make it back to A I will leave. >>580483989>>580484073I don't feel like I do anyhing special. TP regen gives you 4.8 runs a day and right now with my stamina deck I get around 550k fans per run because this specific parent doesn't run the dirt g1s in order to hit 1.1k stamina.I also don't spend carats on runs because pic related traumatized me. It was a maru run with over 40 races.
Ardan?STALLION
>>580484247> If we can't make it back to A I will leave. Weakling
>>580484247How far are you from A ?
>>580484269we fuck stallions here
Only got 10% friendship TE in year 1 but continuing the run because I'm desperate
>>580477801I just woke upWdym they released the late surger speed card out of nowhere with no free pulls?
>>580484445Ganbatte anon from earlier.>>580484403I owe them that much, they kept me in A when I nearly flatlined during MANT.>>580484408We're hovering around 1200 right now.
>>580484247Then I'm not even awake enough in a day to get that many runs.Post something sleepy
For me, it's Taishin
>>580484521bwo...
>>580468552>>580468932She gaslit me with that smile of hers.https://rentry.co/9vneyguo
>possible flatlinerNevermind
Kris Sex cameo>>580484534got med s and 4 songs in the first half of y2 despite getting hit by slow metabolism. Lets see what else will go wrong this time
>>580484534Good luck! Feel free to hit me up if it doesn't work out (Not Mamb)
>>580484534>I owe them that much, they kept me in A when I nearly flatlined during MANT.That's one of the reason why i'm not changing clubs like a retard. Besides changing club being retarded as fuck. Like im top earner in my club, but i dont know if i will have same motivation to farm in next month? THis month i will make 100 mil, next month i will have 10 because i will become lazy
>>580484726forgot my image like a dumbassalso 3 (three) turns of 0 (zero) rainbows in summer
I hate debuffers bwosMade a stinky nature in 2 runs in unity and plopped her into a 2 ace 1 debuffer team to test in rooms and I was happy because she got 10 reds which I thought was okThen I bring her to rooms and most rooms are 5/9 debuffers where the other debuffers have 15 REDS, 564 ESCAPADES, A BLOODPACT WITH BAAL, THE GENES OF NETANYAHU AND HITLER REBORN, BLESSINGS FROM KHORNE AND NURGLEI dont want to use my borrows on Golshi summer, spending borrows on debuffers that shits gay
Teio bros, why Teio is so strong on L'Arc in jap lang?
Is it best to save the purple unity balls for summer/training lv 5? I realized that I haven't been paying attention to the actual stat gains all this time.
>>580485134wrong general bro
>>580485154No it’s a flat amount
>>580474554>Afterwards, the media was in shock after learning that Super Creek, along with 4 male children from their family's daycare center, went missing without a trace.
>>580485154unity balls aren't affected by training facility levels, so just use them anytime
>>580485183No it's not, retard
Whoa!
>>580485134Isn't this Pasa's scenario? Is that tier she's in just for gamblers?>Cant use her own card in L'Arc scenariowell, now there are other cards to use so many years after L'Arc
>>580485314they announced pasa potential 7 but not what the skills will be yet. She may be good for the larc cm too
>>580485212this is the one for the global version of the game, there’s another general for the japanese version of the game where they can probably answer your question
I just nyoticed I'm completely useless to the club, both the amount that we lose daily from A and the one we gain from B are more than one clanked fan run every 50 minutes
>>580485361Retard
post them.
>>580485347Isn't their Longchamp CM rerun in barely a week's time? Would JPfags see about training up a Pasa just to see if the buffs done after the fact actually turns her into a contender?...is that what they mean by gambling
Ok so now that Cygames released the speed late surger card now late surgers can go 3 speed for medium. What's the point of this medium late wit card now?
>>580485545I hate squid
got fast learner on the final turn btw. Congrats cygames, you've successfully managed to ragebait me
Is anyone getting bamboozled or are we not supposed to be able to see these outing vids after the event is done
>>580485587They're fine as long as they're swimming somewhere in a faraway ocean
nyo... my prudent positioning...
>>580485406
>>580485616Maybe it gets added after the event goes away
does Barcarole work for lates/ends?
>>580485870yeppersif you're not within top 4 during 400m you've already lost
>>580485870on longs maybe but you have to be pretty far up by the 400m mark and if that's the case then you have a pretty solid shot of winning already. There's better options.
>>580485406ten of these are my CM winnerstake a wild guess who my recent winner was
>trainee does not call me torena-sandropped instantly
why wit.......
>>580483169Movie Dantsu is basically non-existant but I kinda like game Dantsu, her bond story is actually pretty compelling for a character like her and then her actual career only covers like 10% of that character and the rest is spent with her and her trainer being fat fucks talking about food.
Cool my first S+ and UF stat. Still have no idea what skills to take though.
>>580486050>trainee calls me onii-samaPicked up and spun around playfully
>>580486113>the rest is spent with her and her trainer being fat fucks talking about food.rat uma is.... for me?
>>580484083Firstly you should join an /uma/ club from here. None of them are dead. And there are plenty that are casual and just want you to the play the game. You are leaving a lot stuff on the table.
>>580486135pretty good for unity, you can get SS on GL surely
>>580486036Bono?
>>580486135That's pretty good with that deck
>>580486135Given your beginner deck, that is a pretty good maru
bumping again the Haru Urara Memorial RacesUrara Kinen3261026932610269Nambu Hai Free for All1511802615118026
>>580467852>>10% sta, pwr, gut>AwfulThese are actually insane growths in current JP medium meta, especially power and guts. 3 speed makes you cap speed super easily so more than 10% speed growth is pointless. What you want is actually power growth so it becomes easier to cap power without using a power card. You only use so 1 stam it might be hard to cap stam, stamina growth helps with that. Then guts growth gives you extra gives you extra guts when you train staminaAs a point of comparison these are the same growths as SiL
>>580486186I just joined a random D+ one before finishing that run though
Dont groom the newcutiesTo any newcuties do not join the clubs known as MAMBO and UMA&CO
>>580485545croissant and squiddo japs really?
>>580486396surely you can join a B+ club here
>>580486487I'm just a day 2 casual though with no plans of spending any money, hopefully
>>580486396Thats better than nothing. You still got time till half around the 15th to join another club, if you want to join a chill /uma/ club
>>580486507by playing the game you are already B+ level honestly
>>580486193I love her and rooted for her in both sprint CMs but no
I'm really good at getting 1/1/1/1/1 splits on majority of the turns during pre-debut. 5/5 on borrows today, 0 aces
>>580486592you and me both brother
>>580486592that's pretty good, I'm 0/5 on borrows and 0 aces
>>580486507none of the B+ clubs have any requirements
Are there like skills that I shouldn't take? I've been just taking everything that says front after the gold ones I can use but those skills that you can learn twice seems ass. Same with the green ones for weather/track?
>>580486507Someone from Buttsweats should invite. They just want you to play the game and your income increases by a lot for just doing the samehttps://uma.moe/circles/249004511
>>580486745I'll need to leave my current one first, and I'd assume there's a cooldown?
>>580486689there's fewer completely useless skills nowanything that doesn't work for your position (e.g., "front half" when you're running late) is usually not worth takingdouble circles are fine if you have nothing better, it's generally less effective than 2 skills at the same cost but at least you only have to hit one wit check for it
>>580486689the green skills are for pvp races where you know the track conditions beforehand. Aside from that the vision skills are bad and the lane movememnt ones are mediocre most of the time (except for specific ones, but dont worry about that until later)all the other yellow skills are good. the disatcne/style corners/straightaways are good but it's more efficient to single circle them
>>580486689corne/straightaway acceleration are ass, any vision-related skills are ass
>>580486764Yes 24h if you leave on your own. I guess a D+ club is dead anyway with no active leader to kick you. But thats still enough time to get into a new club
>>580486772>>580486774How about the uniques from parents? Some ones don't look like front like Maruzensky, Oguri, and I think there was one more saying something about someone behind you.
>>580486421There is nothing wrong with Mambo! What the fuck do we even do thats bad?
>>580486314Fuck i;m retarded sorry gwo
>>580486867uniques are a lot more specific and if you dont know what they do exactly you're better off not taking them. Fronts really like seiun sky unique though (angling and scheming)
>>580486689>Are there like skills that I shouldn't take?Yep, on top of completely useless skills like vision skills there's skill that are top tier depending on for race and bad for one other. For example straightaway spurt being insane when late-race starts on a straight and useless if the straight is far from late-race.>those skills that you can learn twice seems ass.If you mean style and distance straights/corners they are actually some of the best lol
Me and My Hugbuddies, like Taiki suggested
>>580486926I don't know what you did but if you accidentally added an uma or want to retry something. You can cancel by finding it in the top right somewhere in the lobby, then join back using the same code.
My trainee keeps giving me these looks. I think she hates me…
>>580486867Oguri typically isn't taken on front since it requires you to be in 2nds or worse at 200m left in the race, which if you are as front you've typically lost. Maruzensky's does activate from 1-5th but on most courses it does nothing, while on a few it's amazing. Skills in this game a lot of the times depend on what the uma you made is actually for - team trials reward you for activating the skill at all, and you only need to hit it big once a week to get a good score to promote/retain your class, so the actual performance of the skill is secondary to its ease of activation. For competitive umas for something like champion's meeting, there's stuff that's appreciated on every course because it's simple and effective (skills like Medium Corners if you're preparing for a medium course, Front Runner Corners if you're making a front runner, etc) but many more are course specific and great on one course, useless on another.
>>580485406Dober, Rice and Doto fuck after first date
>>580486421Ignoring the shitposting, Uma&co has a competitive roster of anons that frequently joins rooms?
>>580487084oh right, tyi added 3 umas
>>580487203Only Shoe and aV is a perma 789
>>580487203>joinscamps
I think I'm about to fail my first career. Got 2nd on a G1 dirt before this and I have E turf. The unity balls were too tempting.
>>580487203yeah but they also have 789 so it balances out
>>580487257We all have been there. Just play it safe next time
>>580487257>send in ze haruten
Rip
>>580487231It's not camping when nobody joins the rooms for 10 minutes I end up filling as the 3rd
>>580487396its a Falco humiliation ritualunless you have the pink turf sparks on your parents you'll never win it.And even then you need 7-10 turf sparks.
>>580487425Remember that people seething about individuals joining rooms is what started off a whole other shitstorm. Just ignore those sorts of comments and move on. I still think your club sucks though
Someone post the Mcqueen Hopeful Stakes Special
>>580487396
>>580487469It was a Pre-OP mile and I was at D+ speed so was hoping I'd make it.
This guy really pisses me off with his AI filter
>>580487530wow this girl is so smart and cute and round and smart
Reminder
>>580487596BILLIONS say this.
My first legend race unlock was Teio and I only ever used her twiceI should have unlocked Seiun instead
>>580487562Not matching the distance/surface will tank your umas ability to win a race. You got a decent shot at C or B
>>580487565Making sweet love to Teio, licking her body all over, biting her toes before spreading her legs and
>>580487602Nobody cares V about your stolen screenshots
This just in! More Pakatube amogus tomorrow starring Spe, her friends, and that ninja mare thats dropping on 9/11!https://youtu.be/fTBGZ3_vA7w?is=P1HQwfkvvJww0-gW
>>580487590what does ge1 mean
>>580487556her casual outfit is one of my favoriteso wifey
>>580487686Great escape 1 Front runner 2
>>580487686great ooniger
>>580487686probably great escape, the jp term
>>580487590Is this for CM20? Is it possible to win with oonige there?
>>580487684>SeiunHuh?
>>580487761Same it's always been on med/long, oonige support is amazing for front teams. The oonige isn't doing the winning.
>>580487761>win with oonige there?Maybe Palmer if you get a ton of recoveries and accelsBut oonige aren't good aces for long until Christmas Palmer
Tokai Teio is unattractive
>>580487845You are gay
>>580487761>win with oonigemy sweet summer child...
>>580487870Her dad and sister effortlessly mog her
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>580487838Guess I'll try anyways, never had a chance to use this skill before
>>580488051Dahby on my face
why is she looking at me like that
>>580474864cant leave it to kwab du nord
>>580488172thinking about mun
>>580488172That rubber is punctured by the way Dictus did it
>>580488172She is excited about the fun the two of you will have later, blowing up these cute little balloons and bouncing them around.
>>580487686gueen elizebath1 meaning classic year
>>580488281Why are her tits so fat?
>>580488339they're where she stores all her knowledge
Which umas personality-wise seem most like their irl counterpart, and which are least like them?
>>580487590>long slopthis is worse than hog cms
>>580488491>least likeOpera>most likeDoto (evil)
>>580488530Arima CM is long kino actually since you don't need that much stamina
>>580488491>mostFor all the slut jokes, the real Curren Chan is apparently a giant sweetheart who is super affectionate with her trainer.>leastDoto. Uma is an "am I cute uguu~" clumsy girl 90% of the time, Doto is an old man who gives no fucks.
>>580488543Meisho Doto is not evil.
>>580488670you seem to have your most and least labels backwards
Niggers.
What should I be expecting?
Meisho Doto. She gave Shakur head trauma.
>>580488491>most likeTickezo>least like Sirius
>>580488724doto would say this
>>580488741FUARK
>>580488708I'm going by their canon characterization and now how fans see them.>>580488736Rape
She wouldn’t say or do any of these things.
curren was BLACK.....
>>580488789doto is canonically the most evil uma in tracenshe NEVER goofs up
Doto killed my wife and children in the summer of 2005
an onsen event on a glue run is so mean, you get your uma pregnant before abandoning her at the glue factory...
>>580488842She's a gray horse, they get grayer over time
special week was raped by a pack of wild chestnuts in the hot summer Takarazuka Kinen of 1982
Doto sold me illegal umapills at the back off the Tracen gym room.
>>580488842Curren IS black
>>580488941I asked her and she cried and said that Shakur forced her to do it
She just wants (You), her trainer, to fuck her and never look at other umas
>>580489009Rob Roy isn't this lewd.
>>580489025... Shakur, that bitch.
>High iq falco
>>580489057Someone post the image of Doto revealing to you that you got her pregnant
>>580488491>most liketaiki shuttle>least likespeCHUD
Huh that works
>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates >doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered >shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her>mistimes operao during training>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident" >tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event>reminds Fuku of that her sister is dead while she's grieving her>throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so the OperaO/NTR team loses>refused to stream Turbo's race so that Teio would stay a depressed cripple: keep in mind it took TWO umas to pin her down so she really, REALLY didnt want that to happen>broke shakur's PC>eats all the delicious food sent by Shakur's mom so she can't reconcile with her>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it>fed her sandwich to El's bird then snitched on it>joined the ramen scenario so she could legally poison Shakur once more>her motto? She NEVER goofs up.
>>580489264Extremely evil horse
>1100 stam clank loopaOnly once (1) i got three stam for like 20 triesHigh chance my ass
>>580489374retard
>>580489415Retard
Hey wait a minuteY'all just want to have sex with the horses
I thought this was really weird when Carlos started moaning and gooning live when Summer Seiun was announced btw
>>580489471can you blame him
>>580489471I also did this
>>580488736Very funny orange uma
>>580489463God no, why would you think that? That's incredibly disgusting. I want to have sex with the umas.
>>580489463No!?
>>580489463You have no idea
>>580489647Umama looks like this
can I get 19 rainbow shards until Ramonu?I'll be at 3 then
>>580489762if you got the ones from this event then I think not, no
>>580489718Liar you want to trick me into saying I want to fuck an anon again I know how all you weirdos operate
Wait the horse owners themselves tweeted about this
>>580489278This is a way better 67 than when they actually tried to put 67 in that Helios line
>>580489797I have 1 more left from the 900k reward, would be nice to have 3 crystals so I don't need to do 400 pulls
>>580490079Silly
>>580490056just get lucky :)You could always just mlb her in an event or two into the scenario. Not like 3lb is bad
>>580489869Some higher up at North Hills is a friend with Fujita. That's why people speculate that North Hills is giving more leeway to cygames when it comes to writing career stories for their horses
>>580489869Believe if he was a girl
>>580490056and then you won't have any crystals when you go 0/400 on pasajust roll brother, crystals are to bail out your bad luck, not to save you from having to roll
Did they exclude Tsuyoshi because we're still mourning about her IRL counterpart
>>580489762Calc says you literally will have 1 crystal till Ramonu yes
>everyone can just get UG ranks like nothing >can't even break SSWHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG
>>580490175Believe is a cute mare that gets impregnated by her Torena at the end of her career, goes to America and comes back a bit later with her daughter and raises her with her TorenaThis is canon btw
>>580490175Mare boyumanko...
>>580490297post your deck
>>580490297Rating is a scam. Just believe in yourself and don't forget to b urself.
>>580490273Motion sickness desu
>>580490297>me see rainbow>me click itSimple as this t.ug7 max trank
>>580490297You forgot to change scenarios off of MANT bwo
>>580490340that waist is screaming to get held by strong torena's hands
>>580490109>>580490249yeah I mean it's more of a . emergency than anything, I'm still rolling, already am at 80k carats>>580490282good to know then
Do latefags get any new accel uniques to inherit in the near future?
>>580490364Tachyon borrow
>>580490603noppers
>>580490603yeah
Laisu... Sex...
>>580490603Mmmm Neo Universe?
>>580490663i say this
Good deck for Suzuka? I want to see if I can make a runaway work
sanpo means fuck
>>580490621you're probably making some fundamental mistakes in terms of scenario mechanics, but GL is a dogshit highroll scenario so idk. Ask someone to coach you xd>>580490603stay gold unique is mandatory for lates but thats a while away.
>>580490667Looks pretty good to me
>>580490663I do this
>>580490646>near future
>>580485406dozo
>>580490764yeah it's good but not an accel unique
>>580490748go sanpo yourselfnigger
>>5804907972029 is only two years away
>>580490340i look like this
>>580490842Spe wouldn't say this
>>580490663>yes give me the skin colored coat surely it won't make me look naked
>>580490938That's intentional. Rice is a lewd uma.
>5 Fast Learner runs till now >Not a single one had Med S
Whomst should I go for next? I dont have any particular feelings for any
MIRAKO SEX
>>580491115Spechud is a good parent if you dont have her
brochachos what's the consensus? Is it actually possible to win with a non-seiun front?
Ace love!
>>580490621LB1 RR is an anchor around your neck and needs to get swapped out for MLB Sweepy/El SR unless you're training a Late and need a gold recovery, and while LB1 CB is usable, she's worse then Diawa Scarlet SR if you're not training an End and need her gold. Otherwise, you're probably massively fucking up and not training wit early to get bonds without spending energy, not buying middling or useless lessons if they're cheap or in a token you've got a shit ton of to cycle so you can get 3 to 4 songs every concert and grab the good ones, and you're mismanging your energy by once again, not training wit to the point you only need like 2 rests for the entire career outside of LH's dates.>nuh uh, I'm playing perfectly and I just don't get rainbowsCan happen on one run, doesn't happen every run
>>580491030This is a lewd uma?
>>580491115Consider
>>580491163>ring light
>>580490938>>580491030>>580491185Yes
>>580491160
i was fucked to death by mob umamusumes
Kissies?
>>580491445You deserved it
>>5804894527 and an uma will rape you if you call another anon a retard one more time
>>580491496so close
>>580491340Imagine the smell...
>>580491485*mwah* *mwah* *mwah* *mwah*
>>580491496Ok bro, sorry
>>580491485
>>580491163>pudgeew
>>580491589
>>580491685whore
>>580491685Made for domination loss
>>580491685sirius cuteoly...
>>580491694Fuck you bastard
so silly
Bros I cannot win a single room. Even in my darkest hours I could win some. Not this cm.What does Falco need to win? I even have Medium S which as you know it's almost impossible
>>580491589>>580491705Remember when this meme/post blew up
>>580491972No...
>>5804916853-Star Exchange Ticket Recommended TierTier SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Sirius Symboli (Normal) ・Great face ・Great voice ・Strongest at 2400m (in my opinion) ・Costume is a steal Tier SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Sirius Symboli (Blue Costume) ・Great face ・Great voice ・Versatile unique skill usable anywhere ・Stronger than normal costume (in my opinion)
>>580492000i dont actually
>>580491995Festive Miracle unironically
>>580491995she needs suzuka and the mandate of heaven
superb fuck
>>580491942Rice has grown after becoming a mother
>>580491942Just realized she's offering herself with the JP text
>>580492159Yeah...
>>580492245it shouldn't take the text to work that out
>>580492076YADA I cant make a xog parent with a gorillion turf/stam sparks and triple 7 loopa, there's not enough time>>580492092I already tried suzuka
>>580492245she's offering dinner
post silly images to close out the thread
>>580492376
should I tell him that his soundpost doesn't work anymore??
>>580492432say it aint so...
cunt to mouth resuscitation
>>580492432WWND (what would Nishino do)
My Wife
>>580492480brown...
>>580492251Rice Shower with big boobs is too powerfull
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>>580489463W-what?!
>>580491176>unless you're training a Late and need a gold recoveryyes, That's why she's there. I got this deck from someone a couple threads ago when i showed my deckEverything else you have said is true, I do not press wit enough and I just get whatever from the shop that looks good. I didn't press wit at the start because I wanted to get as much friendship as possible and they didn't bunch there.>nuh uh, I'm playing perfectly and I just don't get rainbowsuncalled for and only true for my last 2 borrow runs
>>580492574
>>580492632Holy fuck
>>580489463nishinoflowerlookingatyou.jpg
MY IMAGES
>>580492714wonderful
>>580492604She's dangerous...>GiantRiceBoobs.jpg
I just know the instant I try baking there'll be 3 bakes
>>580492869you have to bake before that happens
and yet you have to...
don't bake let's die
>>580492979>>580492979>>580492979
>>580491685I want to pin her down and teach her a lesson
>>580489278>seventh senseMy overlord can't be a Bronze Saint!
>>580492339You have 8 days gwocho