Kindly Liberty Edition>Previous>>580352016>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 03 Hive Lord development https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703278488775295132>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
>>580480376a gas grenade and a stim could have prevented this death
sex with cyborg women.
>>580480287who the fuck is this cringe foid OC?
>>580480475Maybe try reading the hint in the OP, you dumb fucking moron.
Robutt is a nigger
>>580480424
>>580480475I keep myself sane by thinking OC art is in-world SE propaganda posters
What are some fun primaries to use against the bots? Been running kind of everything but I've maxed out all my marksman rifles and now i don't want to use them anymore
>a fucking capeCool more bullshit nobody cares about all while the shear, caltrops and flamethrower FRV get dusty
>>580480424cyborg women would rape you bro
>>580480475It's a generic girl with yellow hair and red eyes because it goes well with the armor. What's the problem?
If I accidentally call a 120mm barrage onto my own team then leave the game does the barrage still happen?
I'm holding onto my 1000 SC (300 of which is imaginary and yet to be collected). When are they going to announce the next warbond so that I can know whether to get it or just go for Entrenched right now?
>>580481180Still happensSaw a guy do similar but he disconnected on accident
>>580481350oh ok well shit sorry team...
>>580481045what do they mean by "new reward"
>>580481041woahhow did you do that
>>580481041what if I use it as a fleshlight?
>>580481280I have 800 SC stored in warbonds as a rainy day fund, and already have enough liquid SC to purchase the next few warbonds and Superstore items, Legendary or not.
Reminder that if you take this on bots, you're basically no better than an Orbital Napalm bugnig monkey>trivializes every drop>trivializes small outposts>trivializes detectors and lets you easily finish off jammers if you're swarmed>cooldown low enough to spam constantlyAnother great example of the amazingly retarded swedish game design
I have 50k SCs and literally nothing to spend it on
>>580481041>cameltoe
robutt sex
>>580482165robutt *rape
Hiatus - missed Hyena and Supp FRVFinally can play - shitty red strat and a fucking cape
>>580481914Cool, you'll do nothing when I pick it on the lobby
>everyone cheats in SC>warbonds dry upI'm nooticing
>>580482394the swede is always 1 step ahead, the protection of izzat is more important then life itself.
so true sister, if it weren't for those meddling 0.1% players and their stupid SC cheat Arrowhead would be rolling out content left and right
>>580482639real, the guy who just said that he cheated in 50k means AH has suffered a profit loss of about $400... this is literally theft...
>hulk is about to stomp on my head>gets taken out by the flying vox engine cockpit
>>580482769about time some of you wisen up and use the malicious coding like cockpits tracking you to your advantage
>>580482394What if the swedes made the SC cheats just so they can then justify to sony to do less work?
>>580482884that sounds like actual work and something that needs planning.AH would never.
Soloniggers need to be raped into compliance.
>>580482845WASP flight paths are another example of benevolent coding
>>580482950Yes, I have been very naughty... clearing entire mega nests with only 1 charger and 3 scavangers trying to stop me... I am a freak, daddy...
>>580482639>0.1% playersBrown logic in action. The niggers that constantly stole out of the stores before they closed or got locks thought the same thing.
>>580482983Nothing cooler than watching them fly around another diver running infront of you.
>>580482639>0.00001 izzat has been deposited into your account
>>580482165Nerdy black girls need big white cock too.
Warbond trailer TODAYI can feel it in my bones
>>580483121Hopesissies getting rowdy again...
>>580483035piracy isn't theftArrowhead didn't have $400 and anon took it from them. They thought him getting 50K SC entitled them to $400 dollars and are now mad they didn't get $400 they thought they deserved
>piracy isn't theftMore brown logic in action.
G-guys can I still cheat in SC or will I get gaped for it?
>>580483432If you can find a working table sure, Arrowjeets can't ban anyone for anything.
>>580483035Not comparable. Shitting on Arrowhead, or evil companies in general, is the white thing to do. Neither Indians nor niggers would give a shit if Arrowhead was blatantly mistreating them, and that's what makes them ideal customers and an ideal populace.
>>580483432some anecdotal evidence in previous threads shows that people can still find ways to cheat them in and nobody got banned yet.Just don't expect someone to post it here since you need to join a disctroon server to get cheats that actually work now.
>>580483035except when you buy a powerdrill set from a hardware store a guy from the store doesn't show up at your house a week later to take away half the drillbits because the set was "overpowered"
>unable to engage argument>resorts to shouting "brown brown brown"Chalk up another win for SC Chads
>>580483319The goal of piracy is to steal cargo, how is that not theft?
>>580483795making discourse impossible by deliberately pretending to be stupid
>>580483598>it's not comparable because.....I uh.....I HATE SWEDENVery compelling, Rajeesh.>>580483606>>580483598>It's not stealing because uh....IT'S NOT REALVery compelling, Sukdeep.>Cheatbrown is also a tranime posterThe jokes kinda write themselves at this point.
>>580481028scythe, laser point faces
uh oh gucci melty
>Gucci having yet another meltdown about people dunking on Swedes againRemember when this raped brown creature ratting out the anons here to Arrowhead for hacking in SC and they did nothing?
>>580484571>ratting out the anons here to Arrowhead for hacking in SC and they did nothingAHAHAHA what a fucking cuck jesus christ
>Rajeesh starts rageposting about his POOPDICKSCHIZO after getting gapedUh oh melta
>>580485201>t. POOPDICKSCHIZOWe know your pattern, G3. You will accept the semen and you will like it.
>uh oh I got raped and gaped yet again, time to pretend to be someone else!Too predictable Gucci
>I KNOW IT'S YOU POOPDICK SAAAR Holy raped and mind broken
>>580484956It's true, he changed his name, joined a SC hacking lobby in here and took a screenshot of everyone else's name while hiding his and made a report to Arrowhead, expecting the people in picture to get their account locked, nothing ever happened, he got too embarrassed to ever bring that up again but he still seething about people cheating the system from time to time, like right now.
I threw a rock and poopdickschizo started screeching about browns again. Do any other anons think I hit him with the rock?
>>580485584Throw another rock or two just to be sure.It's good scientific practice.I heard Poopdick Slippers is a fat pinoy who spends his disposable income on vtubers.
Oh Exo of the TreesWhat is your wisdom
>>580486284>BESKÅDA TEKNOLOGI
>>580486284There is usually no reason to pick anything else but the Emancipator exo on any mission.
Why does every single general on this board have a raped brown sperg and one tranny in particular that sends them into loops.Everytime I join a new general it has it's own incarnation of this fated battle. Like seeing a new iteration of Ganondorf and Link except instead of Power and Courage it's Autism and Welfare
>>580486284There is nothing wrong with cheating in SC because its a victimless crime
>>580486284Malicious Swede code did this
>>580486743Breakthrough is a workhorse. It can semi-reliably bash and blast all the way until the next call-in is ready
>Rajeesh still seething about getting a reminder that's he's brown for stealing virtual currencyKWABOOTY
>>580486778might be paid Mossad agents whose sole purpose is to not let white people have fun in a group like 4chan
>>580486778As the hack leaks proved, jannies actively encourage it, especially in threads they don't like, and some are shitting them up themselves. One lives 24/7 in /bag/ making LE EPIC BASED shitposts with his janny powers instead of actually moderating shit, what do you even expect from unpaid jeets.
>>580484254Sorry chief, but if I buy an item with in game currency and the devs nerf it without giving me a refund on the item then the devs are stealing value from me
Is there any actual reason we can't just mass-report Gucci until he gets banned?We can think of it like a Major Order, like how we got PSN removed.
>>580487418Moot argument since weak gear gets buffed. Thanks for trying though, Sukdeep.
>>580487464Steam is not lefty enough to ban just because someone hurt your feelings, and Arrowhead do not have the means to ban anyone.
>>580487464Jannies don't give a fuck + nigger probably has a pass + we don't have a janny posting here.Unironically your best bet is raising stink in IRC.
>>580487497Weapons being so underpowered that they need buffs to be usable are a dev skill issue When they randomly decide a gun is "too good" and make it worse for no reason that is stealing the stats I paid for
>>580487464Sadly in most cases when you try to get rid of a schizo it usually ends up with you just getting banned instead
>>580487645So true xister, I still didn't receive my refund ever since Ultimatum got nerfed.
>>580487574>Unironically your best bet is raising stink in IRC.Yeah I bet you'd be that fucking gay.Probably the same reason the incessant horsecrap-spam is allowed.
>You're at the club and this guy slaps your eagle pilots ass
>>580487843I mean you could also just go and beat Rapeape half to death before he agrees to fix the fucking site since nigger is public.
>>580487895I try to punch him in the head but realise he is using the helmet glitch and doesn't have a head...
>>580487756then just give yourself the refund by cheating in the SC :) Its what I've done
>>580486743Emancipator is good but on 10s bottoms out far too quickly especially missiles vs bugs Breakthrough feels necessary for bugs, honestly. No other exo has the ability to deal with the swarms and still have ammo to spare. Does suck vs any of the strains that explode on death though for obvious reasons.
Hi I work for a living but I don’t want to give Sony money because I think they’re actually retarded niggers (Asian subfaction) can someone give me 3000 SC so I can get the warp pack, grenade backpack, and some other third thing specifically
Do we ever have SC farm lobbies anymore?
>>580488443that ship has long sailed amigo
>>580488443Majority got rich during the great SC cheating gold rush about half year ago and nobody needs SC farms anymore...
>>580487464>How can we ban this person for having opinions?You're always welcome to fuck off back to your r*ddit echo chamber of choice, Sukdeep.
>>580487464Just the thought of that happening really upset him a lot, didn't it?
>>580488598It's afraid.
>>580486743breakthrough has nearly infinite usage if you know what you're doing (unless the enemies explode on death or being out of range)
>>580487729I'm glad flutetroon is gone, but gucci is honestly worse.So what kind of schizo will replace gucci when he stops coming here.
We need IP counter back. Maybe even IDs. Perhaps flags.
>>580488679bro I won't be able to samefag then.
>>580488679IP counter will never come back sadly, the paid marketers kept getting spotted too easilyI doubt IDs could ever get off the ground at allFlags would be really funny though
>>580488747this but unironically
>>580488679it would reveal there is less than 10 unique posters here...confirmed ded general....
>>580488674>flutetroonlore?
>>580488796/pol/ has thread-ID's and flags and the glowie bois manage just fine in spite of it.
>swipes card for SC>sips big beer>slaps tummyYerp warbond time
>Raped Sukdeep pretending that he doesn't samefag and spam reports for izzat at every opportunity
>>580488679None of it will work without jannies actually doing their job as proven by >>580488885
>>580488679Would be funny if it turns out they're all amerifats
>cheats in thousands of SC>buy every warbond >belch >fart on the threadschizoTime to dive
>Only cosmetics left to unlock
>replies to threadschizo>mentions threadschizo in his posts>lets threadschizo live in his head for freeeveryone who gives replies to gucci is retarded
>buy every warbond>0 medals
>>580489502This 100%, if you don't interact with a crazy crackhead on the street, you probably should do the same here.
>>580489502so you let him live rent free in your head and are a retard?
Its very hard diving D10 with a piping hot chicken pot pie in your lap
>>580489502There's fundamentally no way to counter a schizo if the jannies don't feel like earning their salary. It's not like a troll where you can theoretically ignore him and he'll go away eventually.
>>580489609>/hdg/igger gets upset when he actually needs to play the gamecheating in SC is not cheating because you can buy an infinite amount with real life money at any time.cheating in medals is super retard brown behaviour because you are cheating in game material (medals) that can only be acquired via actually playing the game.Just play the fucking game.
>>580489502If no one interact with him, he will samefag his posts until someone tell him to fuck off and that's enough for him to chimp out for another 8 hours. Remember Gucci have no shame and he will do everything for you to reply to his posts, he been at it for nearly 3 years straight.
>>580488443I'll try to host one later today
D10 is very hard when you don't notice AMD auto-updated its drivers and that has been causing your game to crash twice per mission until you figure it out and downgrade your drivers
>>580490701
>>580490824How do you figure it out if you don't notice?
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>>580490701>>580491037>helldivers are hard-coded to die from falling from such height no matter whether they actually suffer enough damage to die or not>no such rule for enemiesg...grunt fantasy?.....maybe media literacy?....
>>580491256>give every enemy entity same physical calculations as divers>game is permanently locked to 15fps
>>580486743Top voted redit comment.Breakthrough deals the most damage by far of any mech and basically, your are a retard
>>580490824I have been running on 26.3.1 for as long as it has been out and not had any problems. I updated at some point and rolled back because it was causing shadows for some game to get fucked up.>having auto update enabled for any driverbro that is your own fault
>>580491256see that's why the word fantasy is in there!>>580491305don't enemies ragdoll after death anyway
>>580491256>First armour set in the game gives you 50% flip to negate any damage with no cooldown or restrictions of any kind>This can, will and does proc multiple times in a row >Complains about forced deathsYou have the fix already installed bro.
>>580491503he was already dead anon :(
>>580491503>subtitle over playeris that a vanilla thing? Seems neat, would be willing to blind myself with useless UI for it
Breakthrough can't destroy bug holes and fabricators, you also have to be at blowjob distance for the shotgun cannon to work making it bad on bot, you can't interrupt the reload, the shield bash attack deal inconsistent damage and somewhat bugged hitbox. Emancipator remains the best mech.
>>580491560>you now remember the guy running democracy protects because of muh swiggery>his kill to death ratio was 27
>>580491585its in accessibility for deaf niggas
>>580491629is that positive KDR or negative
>>580491681below average
>>580491681kdr can't be negative by definitionbut the global average is 55
>>580491681hdg average is around 100 kills per death so make of that as you will
>>580491732sorry, sorry, I don't know where I got negative KDR idea from, total brain fart>>580491723>>580491741damn, didn't know there is a known average
>>580491841>>known average>globalpicrel https://helldiverscompanion.com/#overview>/hdg/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245161603419/76561198066017633
>>580491732>tfw just calculated and found out my kd is 56holy shit I am literally an average dadgamer chuddie I want to die now
>>580491741the average is skewed by a few autists farming ayys and bugs for incredibly high k/d so it's to be taken with a grain of salt
>>580491936>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfikwho made it ACK?
>>580491936RIP
>>580492053>>580492050https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik/pubhtmldoes trimming pubhtml brick it? it's still loading for me
>>580482394>force in nerfs for specific weapon types>introduce warbond with weapons that overcome such nerfs ad infinitum>"woah why are people cheating in SC?"
>>580492156yeah it works now thanks
>be exclusively bugdiver>spam sentries and bring guard dog>100+ KDR easily>go to /hdg/ and bragBefore you show your KDR, you must show which faction you main first. Bot spawn less enemy and they're generally more dangerous and you die to much more bullshit. Having a high KDR while being a bugdiver or squid-diver I doubt they exist , means absolutely nothing.
>>580492543forgot to say, it also does not reflect the skill of the player
>>5804919452/4
>>580492543
any slutdivers on ??
>>580492543Anyone judging players kdr is a massive retard, when shit like kill count duplication still exists for gundogs and eagle storm missions bloating the hosts kill count.
>No Warbond newsIt's so over bros
>>580492810>Anyone judging players kdr is a massive retard, when shit like kill count duplication still exists for gundogs and eagle storm missions bloating the hosts kill count.Holy last year's cope>eagle stormkills stopped being credited to anyone a long time ago>guard dog/hellbomb/deescalator/seekerwon't dupe kills anymore; haven't done so for at least half a year nowyou can't even use SAM sites as an excuse as they simply don't work 9/10 of the time
>>580491945still 2/4get in niggas
>>580492918Doesn't matter if they've fixed it, the kill counts have been permanently tainted and cannot be trusted.
>>580492810You could also just farm mindless masses on lower diff or be a napalm barrage crutcher.
>>580492543/hdg/ average is around 40% bugs, 40% bots and 20% squids, so you can say that on average we can judge players' k/d and what it says about them.
>>580492918>won't dupe kills anymore;debatable.>haven't done so for at least half a year nowwrong.
>>5804919453/4 waiting for (you)
>>580492918Lib Dog and Arc dog still multiply kills, chief.
>>580493149Is this supposed to make me not think the halo goons are complete losers?Because it's having the opposite effect.
Luv me hot dogLuv me strafing Luv me airstrikeLuv me gatling barrage
>>580493619Lib Dog doesn't, just take it on a mindless masses mission and see for yourself.I tried farming kills but it didn't work :(
what if all heavy armors innately had a significant recoil reduction to push them towards being heavy weapons users?
>>5804919453/4joining is highly recommended (mandatory)
what if leandivers bounced on my dick?
>>5804919453/4 /hdg/ hates playing the game
>>580493957it would look good but only because I installed mods
>>580493978Hdg players are all blue collar workers, of course the game is dead during work hours.
>>580491936>ONE BILLION ACCIDENTALS
>>580494147/hdg/ is entirely located in the US?
>>5804919454&4
>>580491629>Watch the latest ohdough sloppa>Think you are a god gamer after spending hours padding stats on trivialConcession: acceptedIzzat: protected
>>580494202And Europe.Chinks aren't allowed on our side of the internet, jeets get bullied away and Australia isn't real.
>>580493151>>580492810the funny thing is, despite inflating your killcount on the results screen, the career page only ever reported a fraction of the kills, suggesting that the fake duped kills were never taken into account outside of the match>>580493619libdog doesn'tI just ran it in a >100 ping lobby yesterday, which is prime environment for kill dupes (doesn't ever happen on local), it definitely doesn't>>580493318>vaguepost kingyou could tell the hellbombs have been fixed by uptick of retards complaining about arrowhead supposedly nerfing it some time ago - "my hellbomb used to give me 60 kills per drop, now it's just 20"deescalator was the earliest fix, the seekers were fixed around the same time
>>580493225>You could also just farm mindless masses on lower diff or be a napalm barrage crutcher.>ayy farmer posts his statcard>everyone with their eyes working can see he's inflated the k/d with ayys>opinion discardedthe amount of cope surrounding career page posting is hilarious
>>580494553And what about napalm barage?
from yesterday's funtimes lobby that went from bots, bugs, squids and back to bugs of notOshaune
>>580494624it's a shitter crutch, what do you want me to tell you about it?it's usually spammed on bugs so same case as with ayys but to a lesser degreeyou can deduce an onb spammer with his orbital stratagems used ratio, same with sentry spammers
I don't care lil bro
>They finally release another warbond>It's dogshitHow do you respond
>>580495034We haven't had a shit warbond since the gaylo one.Say what you will, but they have been delivering with each warbond.
>>580494939FIRECHADS O N T O PNTOP
>>580495398>We haven't had a shit warbond since the gaylo one. *blocks your path*
>>580494939it really be like this
>>580495496Hotdog,Maxigun and shield grenade are good. Sorry about your skill issue.
>>580495587>shield grenade>in python commandoYou don't even play the game
>>580495587The only good thing you listed is the shield nade and it comes from Siege Breakers you dumb nigger
>>580485570How does anyone know it was him if he changed his name?
>>580494658
>>580495781blocklists update in real time regardless of name change
>>580494658don't worry anon you might be allowed to stand eventually
>>580495830haha yeah
>the one time I give up and pubdive twice in a row is exactly when a lobby hangs and stays open for 20+min
Post your comfort support weapon, I will go first
>>580495952mmm
>>580495952nothing more comfy than being able to instantly rape something within 300 meters
>>580495952HMG my beloved
for me it is the epochI like plasma it looks cool
>>580496097how do you cope with the fact that you will get mogged by both stalwart and MMG?
>>580495587You stupid bastard lmao
>>580495952There is no mission or front where me trusty Laser Cannon isn’t useful.
>the white in my eyes is whiter than usual>realize I no longer have any micro-fractures and all the blood vessels are relaxedOh yeah, time to game.
>>580491945
>he actually gets mad at pve video games
>>580495806
>It's another episode of Youtube trying to feed you videos from no-name channels in which they try very very hard to convince you that X dogshit stratagem with a 0.01% pick rate is actually super undervalued and even OP
>>580493883>>580494421>
>>580494658>>580496620I was gonna say, you picked HMG who's main advantage is being able to quickly rape hulks and all you done so far was rundive.Finally you stopped denying your weapon's purpose.
>>580496715>well hey you might never know!>*wastes his time award*
>>580496889yes that is how it used to be.I didn't get this kill duplication 3 weeks ago when I tried it.
>>580497000Recorded it literally 10 minutes ago, mang. Melty mines bottom left to prove it's current patch.
>>580496908>getting ragdolled gorillion times per second is rundivingwhat a shitter take, I wouldn't have taken any chances in his place either
>>580497210OK I will give it a try on cyborgs later after work but it didn't work on mindless masses for me.Maybe because I was the host?
>>580497357I've noticed it duped a lot more on troopers compared to devs. It might depend on both ping and enemy type.
>>580497210I'll concede for the incels but I keep my point that it doesn't dupe regular bots nor bugs anymore - I haven't had it happen in the three cases of running the dog in the recent time>>580497470>I've noticed it duped a lot more on troopers compared to devsit only ever duped the lightest targets - troopers, hunters, scavengers and the likes
>>580497313I know its easy for me to comment now watching the video and in the heat of the moment they did panic a little bit (I do too, everyone does), but I personally would have quickly unloaded on the hulk at 0:06 and just dived downhill where I would have blocked line of sight of all enemies and taken a breather.Instead, he chose to dive uphill towards and enemy where they were always in sight and proceeded to get molested by always going uphill where their line of sight was never broken.Just my 2 autism cents.
>>580497567lmao
>>580497567look at this dude
>>580496715>never clicked on any hd2 youtuber>no problem
>>580496620>>580497567Lots of bots behind but none over the hill
>>580498326
>>580491945fly
warbond trailer today trust the plan
>>580496154NTA anon, but I can pop Heavy armor and that feels good. Struggle with 100 ammo cap and bad ergo all I must, it's 300 rounds of kickass before resupply and if it pens, it will eventually die
>>580496715post a single example of this
>>58049939210 minutes
>>580499519https://youtu.be/NdWZCePOTHw
Sometimes I'll make a foolish post and get 4 anons dunking on me but then after time passes I'll post again and pretend I was never bullied and no one ever figures it out so I get to post here normally again
Hopechad assemble!
nothing ever happensabandon all hope
nothing ever happens the game has reached their eos era
did they forget to grab some intern for the voice over?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKsgxw4Gdsg
Last warbond trailer was 4 months ago
Can anyone tell me which graphics setting this is?
heres the MO cape
>>580500583Looks like a hulk soifacing
>>580500639KEK
>>580500571this is the the nigger rigged dlss5
the game is really fun.That's it.
>>580500794The game has become stale and boring with no meaningful stratagem additions to the game since the Solo Silo which is so gimped it only works on command bunker bot missions.
>>580500794Fundiver..I kneel..
>>580500935>complains about game being boring>bitches about not being able to make the game ever more boring with solo silo being able to skip detector towers and jammerslu maoh?
>>580500935The solo silo is a red stratagem with extra steps.
>580500935Nice ass diver, I'll put my solo silo in there if you don't mind.
>>580500935>with no meaningful stratagem additionsthe fuck are you on about? We have the same strategems just use the ones that are fun.Can you only get enjoyment out of novelty? Maybe the gameplay just isnt for you. Go play some gacha games that update every two weeks with a new slightly different character if youre so dsperate for novelty.
>A day where new update usually gets posted>No update>Tons of glazer out of nowhereI'm noticing
>>580501223>the fuck are you on about? We have the same strategems just use the ones that are fun.I am bored of the same stratagems we've had since release. It is not normal to enjoy doing the same thing over and over again for hundreds, maybe even thousands of hours.>>580501047>What, you expect a stratagem that takes up a support weapon slot and is limited use in its application to be powerful?
>>580501373Nordgun or retarded.Call it.
>>580501223>Actually defending the endless repeats of existing stratagems but (gimmick)I bet you'll cream your pants when we get Eagle Strike but lasers that functions exactly like Strafing Run.
I have to say, that thanks to this thread I've learned how to write and use punctuation better on my second language.I'm still working on it, but it's better than not trying to be better.Thank you /hdg/
>>580501516You're welcome!
>>580501223>Can you only get enjoyment out of novelty?nta but the problem is nothing is added that changes or opens up the gameplay in any meaningful way. people have suggested even basic shit like the training dummy as a strat to distract enemies for stealth gameplay and it's nowhere to be seen. people have suggested a strat that's just a climbing frame for high ground to combo with shit like the airburst, not even considered. pilstedt basedfaced over the idea of a pelican-2 acting like a hovering gunship, even retweeted it, and nothing came of it etc. all we get is the same shit but Y damage type instead of X.
>>580501516English is a Frankenstein language I wouldn't worry about itThis is a general not a spelling test
>>580501662Are you insane? That's AT LEAST 12 months game dev time (sweden (outsourced))!
>SAM site right next to the Gunship Airbasethat's funny.
>>580502115if you bait the SAM into a gunship fab it'll clear it btw
>>580495496If they grew some balls and made the defoliation tool a primary this would be goated
>>580501454Thats the opposite of what I said tho. It's faggots like you who constantly need new stimuli to have something to distract them from the fact they dont actually like the game.>>580501662Same point. The game is already fun. Compared to launch, this game has so much variety now, just make your own playstyle. but demanding a constants stream with new shit is just lazy.
>were about to get a new warbond before the WH40k dropped>instead got it dripfed as rewards for MOs>forcing people to engage in MOs to get the rewards>instead of farming SC by running around on empty worlds for hours on end>people complain that it's not enoughPeople really are insufferable joyless cunts
>>580502340you have not played the game enough. i've done every possible combo of strats and weapons from both the vanilla pool and every warbond. 90% of everything new is meaningless sidegrades that dont change the gameplay.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHFIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEE>>580502202How can you bait the SAM? I thought it's automatic or whatever.
>>580481914>trivializesit's just a video game, bro
>>580502727>How can you bait the SAM? I thought it's automatic or whatever.just orient yourself in a way that puts the gunship behind the towerit'll always attempt staying ~50 meters away from you
>>580502451>you have not played the game enoughYoure the guy who cant find fun, maybe you havent looked hard enough. If what is already in the game isnt fun, then nothing they WILL add will be fun.Git gud at having fun.
>>580502945have you considered that fun is not infinite and you implying it is comes off as deranged?
>>580503052I havent even implied that and youre deranged for trying to drag made up talking points into a debate on why you cant have fun.Skill issue. Find a way to play that's fun. The game has so many opportunities
>second time AH promised test servers>Didn't follow through with it (again)
>>580502727>HMG is goo-ACKKKKK!
Good morning Helldiver Geneneral!
>>580503418retard
>>580503358>i've done literally everything, every single combo of weapon, armor, throwable and strat in the game>you're just bad at fun! why can't you find the fun? just experiment more with all shit you've already used!
>>580503364nah they didthey're CC only tho LOL
>>580503474Concession accepted
>>580498710
>>580503772
>>580503418It's not goodI love it
>>580500361>securing electionssurely that means we're getting electionsright
>>580504008Anon....
>>580500571i already told you its dlss5https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15649?tab=posts
>>580503916>0:27kek
>>580501516What is your first language
Looks like the cyborgs once again are filtering botfags. Even after all the nerfs to war striders and vox engines, limiting voxes to 3, and buffing weapons and stratgems. How pathetic. You haven't even captured one planet and are losing multiple! Botfags have to be majority dadgamers to still struggle this much.
>>580505361Hindi
>>580503526>>i've done literally everything, every single combo of weapon, armor, throwable and strat in the gamenta but I don't believe you
>>580480287>medium oxylollmao
What are bugdivers expecting to do on Keeth?
>>580506714Have fun.
>>580506714They don't want to play on the piss planet cyborg izzat farm and most players don't understand how the galactic war works.
>>580485570>took a screenshot of everyone else's name while hiding his What is this brown LARP, lmfao. I literally sent them unedited gameplay footage with everyones nicknames, including my own.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/gucci%20slippers%20sends%20his%20regards/Brown retard really thought he can lie like this when all of this is easily accessible from the archive, lmfao.
i got reported multiple times and still not a single ban lmao
another terrible post from the general's brown rape baby
>>580506890>very undemocratic behavior
>gucci nigger unironically admitted to being a ratholy self own
>>580507014The in-game report system was designed for PSN so no, it doesn't work and never will.
>>580506890>t.
>>580506890Being a snitch isn't cool, man
>>580506890why are you like this, genuinely?do you get off on being an antagonist in this thread or what's the matter?
>>580506890>moron is actually proud of his rat-like behaviorLol, I hope you get blocked in every lobby here.
I don't know why you guys keep giving attention to some weirdo who clearly gets off on being hated
>>580506890>it's trueok that's it, you're getting kicked if you ever join my lobbydick guzzlers aren't welcome
>>580501516I've learned English while watching pewdiepie and jerma. Was the best English speaker in my class so my teacher has allowed me to skip his classes while my friends were stuck in school.
>responding to the thread schizo
>>580506890>"lie like this." >lied in his report description about joining a, "random lobby." Raped shitskin moment.
lob-e, d10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245184680356also wip
You know, for a democracy, we sure don't participate in any voting (aside from the DSS location deployment, pshhh)also 9001 hours in paint .net
>>580503526>>580506273Theres' 52 primaries, 24 secondaries and 21 throwables. That's already 26208 matches to play with every single possible combination, which assuming 20 minutes per game on average is 524160 minutes or 364 DAYS of pure uninterrupted gameplay.There are 30 different armor passives, so including that already gives us 786240 matches or 30 YEARS.Finally there are 92 stratagems so 786240x92x91x90x89 is 52,725,034,252,800 matches which again at 20 minutes per match is 1,054,500,685,056,000 minutes or 17,575,011,417,600 hours or 732,292,142,400 days 2,006,279,842 years.Meaning to play with every single possible combination of gear, 20 minutes per combination you'd have to spend slightly over 2 billion years of nothing but playing Helldivers 2.For reference, the earth existed for around 4 billion years and humanity for around half a billion.I know it was just an exaggeration but I was just curious how long this shit would actually take.
>spent literal months telling newfags Gucci is a massive faggot and should be avoided>no one believed me and thought I'm just a schizo>Gucci go ahead and proved my point for me anywayThanks bro!
You should kiss him
>>580507871FVLL
I would love free super credits. this Gucci guy seems like a bitch
>all these this brown seetheMEGA MELTY LMFAO
>still giving attention to the thread schizo
>>580508173why does he have hooves
>>580508219ESL momento.
>Gucci Jockey!!
G1 melta
>>580508278the guy who designed her has a peg leg fetish
How are we supposed to win this MO? It's taking so long to take charbal and then we have to capture mintoria and then zzaniah.
>>580507641I learned English through google translating fucking Troll Science website of all things back in like 2010 and slowly remembering new shit over time and relying on google translate less and less.Now I'm certified C2 and it helped me a lot in my career. Also I wouldn't be able to ERP without it so that would suck.
>>580507965Come on nigger like a good 75% of these have no real synergy with one another. You're not taking arc resistance without a full arc build. You're not taking fire resistance without going all fire etc. People take Siege Ready to fix slow dogshit reloads, True Grit is for support weapons etc.
>all these ESL brownoids outing themselvesThis really explains things and it's no wonder why this general is such an awful place.
Warbond?
>completely trivializes the bot front by one-tapping most of their heavy units
>>580508787But enough about the recoilless rifle. Pic unrelated.
>>580508682>I-IS THAT... A WHITE MAN?? ON MY MUTT WEBSITE?????>SAVE ME SAINT FLOYD!
>>580508682>>580508219samefag
>>580508787what's funny is that this thing is what melee weapons should've beenoverpowered as fuck but you gotta be in their face
>>580508787It's fair considering all the extra ragdolling you'll be suffering when having to get in melee range of every hulk and warstrider you encounter
>>580508787The recoilless already does that from any range on the map.
>>580508787AC mogs
>>580503358>i've done literally everythingso if you've done everything AND you aren't having fun anymore, wouldn't the logical next step be finding something else to do or play? this is a personal problem, not the game's or anyone else
>>580507965>humanity for around half a billionmoshi-moshi, shrimp-chan desu!
>>580510556This was unfair!!!!!
>>580509619>AIIIIIII IS THAT A VOX ENGINE?
>AIEEE IS THAT A KEK ENGINE?
>>580510556
>>580510556The endless...
guys I think this dude is too high
I like having the SEAF around. I don't need to bring a turret alongside my AT emplacement
>>580511475Uh I thought the RR did everything?
>>580510846>meanwhile on cambrian super earth wubobobobobobo wubobobobo blubuhblubuh uhhhhhh squiddo squiddo
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245191694623/76561198066017633
>>5805132802/4
What if there was an unwieldy tank pen rifle?Come to think of it why are EATs and AC so much easier to handle than the variable, aren't these thinks way heavier and harder to aim unassisted?
>>580503795Good fucking lord how actually inept is Arrowhead. That is insane.
>>580513280FVLL
Finally found a helmet that goes well with this armor.
>>580492810>>580493619>>580496889>>580497210
>>580513280>>5805143142/4
>>580513280Full (Real)
>>580485570>he changed his namehe didn't
Why is Charbal not liberated yet? It's been days of this shit and the MO is already half over. Are we cooked?
>>5805132803/4
>>5805132804/4
>>580503795so when they start charging for this how quickly is sony going to fly up their gaped assholes?
>>580513280actually full nowbehead gucci
Sometimes I'll reply to a lobby post and say FVLL because im fucked up and evilSometimes
>>580515221I do it because it's funny
>>580506890LMAO
Rape all bots
Rape all bugs too
anyway heres wonderwall
Rape all vehicles while we're at it
Squids will be GAPED and RAPED for being irrelevant
>hyena would immediately be fixed with an angled grip. >they won't give it one.
>>580516106Sorry bud nobody uses that system so we won't add to or update it in any way. Here's a new system! Better use it!
>its called The Pacifier >it sucksHahahahaahaahjjgha
>>580516251>Here's a new system!There isn't a new system though.
>>580516376exactly, anon
>Fire Teams in BotsNice, now can go full retard using my double edge.
>>580507871GGs
>>580507871host was a shitter but ggs
>>580517817you're a leet pro in my heart, host
>>580516285>yeah bro being able to stun every enemy short of an ultra heavy for 6 seconds is bad because... uh..... my numbers don't go up!!!just take a guard dog and you can just ignore enemies trying to push you off an objective. makes seaf arty a breeze.
post yfw what made SuperEarth™ was all the dissidents we killed along the way
I miss this era of the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnTdCzHEeuo
>just let the dog play the game for you
>>580518139
>stun enemies for 6 seconds>when I can just kill them in 2
>>580518427>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EMS IS ACTUALLY BROKEN DUDE
>>580518602>I stunned 7 guys!>hurry kill them please!!
>called the pacifier>makes shitters crySUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS
Stun laser when
The only way to fix EMS is to either vastly increase the duration of its stun, or make it do arc damage under certain conditions.
>>580519521>arc damageGotcha, all EMS stratagems now deal enough arc damage to kill helldivers, SEAF and civilians but not enough to kill enemies, also they can ragdoll you now
>>580519521Is to kill sweden
>>580519665>Arc Thunderstorm Barrage that kills everything and uskino
>>580519781>>Arc Thunderstorm Barrage>it's just a cloud seeding airplane
>>580519781>yfw the sunny sky above you turns into an ominous black cloud before being struck by 5 billion joules of energy
>>580519904>>580520017>we all auto respawn anyway>300x kill countI am the mighty thor
>>580503916https://files.catbox.moe/aawl8u.webm
do modders really?
>>580521394It's not wallhacks, it's accessibility features for disabled people
>>580520758kino
>fags shilling for the sneedcifier>refresh my youtube feed and get recommended a sloptuba talking about the pacisneedier>1 hour ago
>>580520758see you, helldiver
I'm boredCan you post some helldiver ass ???
>how can I insult the pacifier while simultaneously letting my fellow 'channers know I'm hip to the lingo >how can I do this in the most awkward and thoughtless way possible
>>580522370can you dont
>>580522712why not
>>580522370>>580522712I fucking hate catposters
I was the biggest shill for the pacifier when it released but like many other guns arrowhead are more than fine with leaving it in a totally useless state because "well it stoons" so i just gave up on ever being useful. It's a shame.
>>580521394This is simply the end result of the cheatjeet slippery slope. If there was a mod that made you auto aim onto enemy heads the browns here would argue that it's QoL.
>>580522783I love catposters
>>580522765Im just do not wanr to see any of that
As a Maxigun user, the Pacifier allows me to stun chargers in place so I can mag dump their fat delicious Brazilian booty with my minigun.
not seeing any shapely, well proportioned asses being posted
Do sentries dream of the stars?
Do (You) see the devastator I was shooting at?I don't either.
Play another game if you want booty
>>580523210Why not use the pummeler instead?Atleast that can actually kill enemies in a somewhat acceptable timeframe.
>Charbal not liberated>Zzaniah hidden behind the frontline>bot defenses are losing back to back>time is running out for the MOIt's over. Joel won and beat us.
>3DPDew, yikes!
>>580523432
>>580523432That is absolutely vile.Nobody wants to see your wife.
I told you anonThis is the first campaign we lose Botsissies on suicide watch
>>580523432gag
>>580523432ewww why does her skin look like she is both 19 and 39 at the same time
I'm here to save the day
>580523432
>>580522783
>3dpd
Why are you fags so fucking gay? That picture was HOT
>>580522370
>>580524938she got pimples on her butt
>>580523390lmao, ill aim for the body next time
>>580524938if I wanted to look at old-lady-tier ass I would just ask my mom to spread it
we all goon to fortnite pomni here, sir
>>580525308you know the dealpost tracer ass or fuck off
>>580525308I like her more in shortstack formlong legs ruin the whole appeal of her
>>580525617catposters have taken over this general
>>580525502>>580525580You will never get spider butt
>Most used gun against botsApologize.
>>580525837>subhuman pubbies flock to the gun that lets them magdump center mass without thinkinghow shocking
boy i do love helldivers 2
>>580525802that's literally a tranny btw
Yes, You are all wrong
>Eradicate mission>bring 4 sentries
>>580525837slave mentality
>Eradicate mission>Bring Spear, Supply FRV and my reloading femboy
>>580525958ur a tranny
shitposters join this D10 lobby as fast as you can, kill everyone in your home to give yourself the endless free time to playsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245204188283/76561197980082129
>>580526170unironically based.shit mission type deserves to be finished as soon as possible with as little effort as possible.
>instead of having 2-4 highly customizable weapons in each class that you can tailor to your liking - choose its caliber and ammo type (and thus armor pen), firerate, underbarrels, grips, etc you have 10 or more gimmicky copy-pasted guns, like 12 assault rifles>all of them are either base liberator sidegrades or outright worse with the exception of libcarb>libcarb is just a liberator but F-F-F-F-FAST
>>580525958Wrong character, that's Zooble.
>>580526228>>580526341>>580526347stop posting immediately and join NOW steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245204188283/76561197980082129
>>580526498хммм нeт
>>580525580based and true
>>580514330You look really cool, anon! I like that helmet a lot
>pomni >shortstack
>>580526706Лaднo я тeбя изнacилyю
>>580526871shes more like a midget or chibishortstack implies huge ass n legs
>>580527091>shortstack implies huge ass n legsno? you fucking retard??shortstack only refers to the bust size
>>580527162woah I want to fuck her right on that spot
>>580527152Such a big chest am i right
Super Earth grants everyone a Pomni clown gf to rape to their hearts content
>>5805264983/4
>>580527162why is it...so low poly?
>>580527263@supergrok is this real?
>>580526498full
pominids
.
>>580523309they live short beautiful lives, just like a moth
>>580527709wouldn't be surprised if all the people simping for pomni are bugfuckers
Just missed the lobbyLobby doko
>>580527996nokko dokko
>>580527152I thought it referred to a yordle-type build where the girl's short but chunky, built like one of those 50lbs of pussy and ass
>>580528235anon it comes from the term "stacked" used for busty women
We're going to lose this MO and I am going to freak if we lose the cape.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245205530150D10 bots, cyborgs, and incindiary corps.
>>580528350
>>580528564FULL
>>580528350bots are the hardest faction so we might just lose it
>>5805264982/4 again
>>580500583>cape that matches my medic armor better than Samaritan or BotslayerHaha yes
>>580527312is that supposed to be blaziken
>>580528296Well in any case, short chubby pomni is hotter than long headhack pomni
>>580500583>>580529495even better than the killzone one?
>>580529716Yes
>>580529803They’re very similar, but I don’t have the Killzone warbond. None of the items in it are particularly interesting to me.
Pomnidivers...
>bots are the hardest faction so we might just lose it
>eagle storm just came onlineI didn't want to play tonight anyway
>>580530031the facts are literally speaking for themselves.we are going to lose it.
>>580530169NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580530169>>580530389Pussies.
>>580530774>you're a pussy if you don't want to play with a modifier that kills off 90% of the enemies leaving you to play the terminal minigameslmao
>>580530031>mop up Charbald>vote DSS to Chloe'sPussy>Domain Expansion: Time Stop!>pound her sopping defense into powder >inhale powder, warbond tomorrow>vote to Nessus, Unstable Minotaur >the cayde 6 >the maze will be its tomb >finally we arrive to Stand on Zanzibar>if the entire population of Super Earth stood shoulder to shoulder and nuts to butts we would cover only the entire habitable surface of Zanzibar >borgs not included >body them into the oceans >Major Order WonYou must think beyond your means.
>spawn in eradicate>get spawned so far from map edge I literally can't run towards the center fast enough in heavy armor and get label as a traitor>die>respawn>izzat storm eagle kills me when there isn't a single enemy in a 40 meters radiusI will take this as a double-sign from god to not play this fuckass game today thanks.
>>580531026>eradicate>storm eagle
>launch game. >start random mission. >look at loadout screen.>have no idea what I want to use. >close game. >repeat.
Eagle storm deaths are funny because they are unexpectedly random and part of the satire. Are you some kind of media illiterate stick in the mud?
you said it againthat's hilarious
>>580531075yes?
>>580500583https://youtu.be/dX38dJCBpV0?si=zblYayy1fLebn1Ej
>>580531647You need to play a different game.
>>580531647>launch game>join a lobby here>use the exact same loadout as 15000 times before>have a blast>close game>repeat
>>580503795I KNEEL
>>580532286baja?
>>580532286Just like me frfr
>>580532512ain't got no baja blast
Lobby doko?
>>580532561>no bajacouldn't be me
>>580530031>lose bot MO>lmao botdivers are dogshit>prepare to see campaign screencap named TheRaped.png 20 times a week>win bot MO>lmao what happened to being "the hardest faction"
>>580532839get back to the wardogs general
>>580532286Simmer down, Pyramid.
After playing for a while, bots ain't that hard anymore, more like lolphysics
>>580532953No, I'm here now
If you die and get filtered by an eagle storm you are dumb and playing too close to the enemy. Have some situational awareness and let the eagle storm soften up the enemy for you before you rush in like a tard.
>>580532978>uppity lower caste player seething about elite playerI hope that one day you can accept your lot in life and find peace in mediocrity
>>580532978Ehehehe, wrong! Not me!
>>580533578>classifying people as "castes"indian-coded post
>>580533975>describe shitters as indian nice job sherlock
Anti-india racism is rooted in jealousy.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245211117204/76561198023232654bots lobby
>>580534262jealousy of fucking what?what benefits does india have that a first-world country doesn't?
>>5805343092/4
>>580534509Shitting and throwing trash wherever you want.>>580534262Lmao
>>580534309FVLL
>>580532924foolish cat! he is not even attempting to achieve gnosis!
>>580534749liesnukedead game dead general still 2/4
>>580534509India has the oldest culture. Indian immigrants are the wealthiest demographic. India is the fastest growing economy in the world. It is understandable to be jealous but don't be mean about it.
>>580534309Now it's FVLL
>>580534309filled
>>580532839Get back to /wdg/.
>>580534618>Shitting and throwing trash wherever you want.that's literally /hdg/
D10 bots2/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245204188283/76561197980082129
>>580534309abandon your lobby INSTANTLY and join this instead, 2/4>>580535996
>>580536205hmmmm nyo >>5805359963/4
>>580534262>>580534886>t.
dead thread
/noplay general/you all should KILL YOURSELF
>>580535996Deploying tactical lust provoking image 3/4
>>580535996FVLLnoplays taking another L
>>580537060Off model slop.
>>580532978One you originally replied to weren’t me and fwiw I never post in this cesspool but by grand coincidence I opened the thread on the toiletIn the ancient times I would change every slot of my loadout including armor almost every mission during the first year or so. Nowadays I did a few “old style” runs of no vehicles but I’d find myself having to run across an empty map thinking “damn I wish I had a car”. I’ll still do it for themed “all gas” or “all arc” or whatever. Just got no interest in sentries killing everything for me or equivalently lobbing barrages. Eagle strafe is played out. Tank I take as a backup car basically and I try to avoid calling it too much since it’ll hog the mission. Since I got no reds the mech serves as my “fuck off” card when enemies really start piling. Otherwise I do change my primary/secondary/grenade/support quite often, though sometimes I’ll settle into a loadout I enjoy for a week or two before I think of something else. Also namedropper’s opinions are by definition lower tier than the namedropped for you are nothing but sissy gossip girls ruining the spirit of muh 4chins
>>580537060ew
>>580538294S Tier post
>>580452732Cool mod to try, plus I wasn't aware of this Nexus alternative.>banger, and wont be taken down by the freaks over at nexusmods.These are my kind of people.
>>580535996seeing SEAF charging uphill at vox was amazing to see
The tank and frv are useless and are both a waste of a stratgem slot. The tank is even worse as it takes two people from the team and makes them liabilities that do fuck all.
>>580540153>I need my crutches the posta support weapon is enough and you’re delusional if you think the tank isnt an OP rape machine
>>580540153also i'm transgender and my k/d ratio is -7 if that matters btw
>>580540725Tankies get stuck on a pebble and flounder for minutes then they struggle for even longer trying to turn and shoot things. Bastionfags are so delusional.
>super healthy non-obsessed behaviour
>>580542073Redditors are ok with murder if the victim said things they don't like. They also like to toss 500kgs and orbitals on extract killing all the seaf. Absolute subhumans.
>>580542073>kirkuinely kirkblasted bekirk he get was kirked from the lobbyno fags in my lobby
>>580542486I shoot any nigger that drops a 500kg on the LZ
>>580542073don't be so sensitive you silly little sissy
>>580542552I drop a 500kg or a hellbomb on the LZ so you fuckers get into the pelican instead of trying to farm izzat on enemies before forgetting to get in the damn shuttle
>>580542073
>>580542486redditors aren't realofc the israeli astroturf site supports the mossad assassination
>>580542778>saaaar you musting do the extract when I want to do so saaaaaaaarkys, mupradeep
>shalom and tel aviv trooncord>jewish memeslol that's beyond parody
>>580542778Farming izzat is what we do Mr. Reddit
>>580538294
>>580541935>kills 8 vox engines in a row>spawncamps bug breach>immune to most squidssorry you have issues driving?also the faustian act of driving through fucked terrain is something browns can’t comprehend
not extracting to farm izzat is undeniably the most indian thing in the whole gamesorry ravindra you're up shit street without a paddle on this one
Why did they make the bastion a casemate tank and not give it a rotating turret?
Fogdivers, yay or nay?
>>580543410soul
>>580543369so it has a singular downside?
it's actually crazy that they let the bastion exists at all with it's current powerlevel
>>580543369it would be even worse if the gunner was looking the complete opposite direction instead of the vox engine the driver pointed toward
>>580543635unironically being forced to cooperate is a dealbraker for 99% of players of this supposed coop gamewhen you get a driver/gunner combo both capable of rubbing some grey cells together it makes the mission into a snoozefest
>>580535996GGfreedom status = FREE
waiting for evac shuttle and just noticed my teammate has a un-activated portable hellbomb
>>580535996
>>580543410>>580543498
>no warbond>nothing going on>campaign reward is a cape that doesn't even match the previous rewardsdead...
>>580545351betrayed by my beloved SEAF like this
>>580535996car
>No lobbies>have to host nowDice decides lobby!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240929511404/76561198120804312
d10 Charbalsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775240929455110/76561198123332927
>27KD shitteror>coomerI shall join neither
>>580547179>>580547242Really?
>>580547242>>5805473592/4 sorry but i really want bots
>>5805471792/4>>580547495Then we'll play bots then anon, fuck. The dice is just a gimmick. Votes still count if you ask.
>>580547242merging with >>580547179
>>580547179failed to join
>>580545918>>580546330shotgun jetpacking is fun
can I still cheat in supercredits or did I miss that train and it's impossible now and I should kill myself
>>580547179>>580547242>>580547769>>580547837bumbling retarfs>>580547358only smart anon
Helldivers is not a coop game, it's a high-powerlevel horde shooter like Warframe or Destiny.
>>580548251you're an actual retard
Helldivers is not a game, it's a shitpost topic for mentally challenged subhumans with god complex
>>580548331>>580548563this but unironically
>>580548161ask again next thread
A lobby? In MY /hdg/? It's more likely than you thinksteam://joinlobby/553850/109775240930700153/76561198040375859
>>580548331It was a powerfantasy at launch but narrowhead shadownerfed everything into the ground to satisfy their grunt fantasy milsim slop
>>580548782FVLL
Gucci P.S. Hellshitters is back?Report and hide, /hdg/.
whom do i hidehow do i tell ???
>>/vm/ slop
>never play with /hdg/>all your shitposting gets credited to another schizoit is what it is but I am content to remain anonymous
Happy first kirkiversary ameribrosToday is officiali the 1 A.K.
>>580549512No one magically knows who you are on 4chan just because you joined a lobby, but if you think this way then you should remain off lobbies as you are clearly mentally slow. Gucci is a special case.
I just want lobby hosts to know that your "lust provoking image" does not make me want to play Helldivers with you, it just makes me want to jack off. Try something else.
>>580549846Damn, i completely forgot about the fucking 500kg bomb meme
>>580542778Just get in yourself? You fool
>>580549075You didnt play at launchIt was a 4 player co-op game at launch, now its a piss and shit nuclear bombs visual novel and you can literally pay to remove co-op with shit like grit and siege
>>580551036It was interpreted as a coop game because the coop was an emergent property of Arrowhead being insanely retarded and unable to balance their game or even make a functional one. Coop was never part of the vision despite superficial appearances making it seem so.
>kirkversaryi shiggy diggy
>>580547358(You) dont even play the game
>Shoot a Cyborg in the chest with a GL>The grenade ricochets off it's chest and explodes in my face killing me
>>580551036Wrong, we're weaker than ever because narrowhead shadow nerfed everything.Glazers will say we got buffed but every buff was actually a shadow nerf
>>580552683The player is actually weaker now than launch because of the armor nerfs. You didnt play it.
>>580551916we celebrated it in italy
>>580552472Don't the launcher nades have a safety fuseAnnoying but muh realism and probably prevents most divers from chipping themselves to deathInstead they die from the enemy approaching anyway
>>580545694You're not getting the cape. This is an izzat campaign for Joel and commentary on the upcoming US midterm election. You will lose for media literacy.
>>580553209Real modern grenade launchers have a rotational fuse. Swedish grenade launchers magically know their distance traveled, even after a ricochet, allowing them to bounce backwards and kill their user.
>>5805487823/4We're doing one more mission
>>580548782gigacoomerlobby3/4faggot virgin loser nigger retards no need to apply
>>580547179GGs
>>580557456
HewwoI was away from some timeWhat kind of retarded shit is AH up to this time?
>>580557620you just missed the cultists
Is there a way to turn this off, I'm unironically going blind
>>580547179>>580547242Absolutely kino lobby, 10/10
>>580552046Abdosisters sound off
>>580550257thats fine too
>>580550257Why not jack off AND play Helldivers 2?
>>580547179>>580547242
>>580550257Working as intended.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240938489891/76561198168435821bots
I'm not actually a soloer. I'm doing the closest objective and in order. You should be following me. Instead, you're going the other direction and being a solo fag taking on a fortress on the other side of the map away from objectives, or you're a consoletardbaby and staying in the same exact position fighting mobs that are infinitely reinforcing themselves in the middle of nowhere.Stop being stupid. Follow me.
>>580559315This isn't even a good robot it's just a grey chick with a fat human ass...
>>580559059private
>>580560379
>>580548782GGswigger's succeeded making squids worse swarmers than bugs
>>580548782Good times lads, thanks for playing>>580550257I have empirical proof that it makes lobbies fill faster and I don't want to wait around. It's a matter of necessity really.
lobby doko please use lust provoking image
>>580561047BASED
>>580561047I KNEW THAT FUCKER WAS LYING
>>580561047lmao
Lobby Douzo...steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240940343182/76561199001654399
>>580561047>"are you a lean diver">"no"
>>580559315fartmeat
>>580561409FVLL
>>580561409>full
>>580561175
>>580561918tactical bouncey ball deployed
>>580561789>mfw the scoop of ice cream on my head is melting and I'm just trying to get a taste of choco mint
>>580561918The final extract cut a bit close
>>580562370Cause of death: Communism
>>580562520He got eaten like a Chinese liveleak factory hand.
>>580562520Should have stood still, their vision is based on movement
>https://files.catbox.moe/oqieuy.zipSome modder made a mod that apparently removes the hellpod steering lock. The discordtrannies on the nexusmod discord are crying about it saying its "dangerous" but that's probably because it was vibecoded. Either way use at your own risk
>>580563540Woah mama thats a lot of dolphin porn
>>580498975you know safe mod can pop the eye just fine, right?
>>580503418>guy misses 90% of his shots>"wow that gun sucks"??????????
Wish I could host but im going to florida for a few weeks for vaca. Ill host when I get there tho.
>>580561047Post WEBMs
>>58056566890%?rude, it's only 50%, at worst!
>posts mp4 insteadvery funny
keep talking and I'll post a webp
you literally wont because you cant
>>580566737you can't. 4chan doesn't allow it.
>>580566737nuh-uh
Wish we could post MP3s
>Training on a target with the laser pointer for the solo silo>Accidently flick it on a prop 2 meters infront of me before letting goIs there a worse feeling?
>>580567857I have to get this thing. I have mastered the PHB
>>580567815Vocaroo
lobby doko
>>580561409ggs
>>580561409>>580569012GGs. Thanks for joining me!
>>580562370I would be so mad
>>580513985AMR
would you use a booster that overlays a high visibility outline over enemy units like pic related? Maybe with a max range of 30 meters?
>>580569012Very moto boys! Outstanding!
>>580570087only when using the respective helmet that has this ability. visual upgrades should be linked to helmet skills.
>>580570087Focus, H, there are enemies in your vicinity.I'll outline them on your hud.
I played Helldivers today
>>580570087this seems like it would only make a difference in heavy storms and the neanderthals that dive on those planets don't need another stupid booster to pick while refusing to touch the stamina and muscle enhancement boosters
>>580570930I got too big of a backlog to bother with Helldivers everyday anymore. Not the most hours, but having 1000+ hours has finally burned me out on the game for wanting to play daily.
>>580570087bro? your pinging and shooting in the general direction?
>>580571153storms, low light, fog, rain, through smoke, any low visibility condition. I'm sure there are ways to scale the brightness of the outline with an overage lumen value or whatever, so that in bright, clear day missions it would be basically invisible (as it is not needed) while in a sandstorm at night in a bot megacity with zero ambient lighting it would be very bright
>>580571280>OVER HERE>OVER HERE>OVER HERE>HEAVY>OVER HERE>HEAVY
>>580570087That is NOT grunt fantasy. Rejected.
>>580571181Yeah I know the feel. I only play this with friends and play real games on my own time
You can really tell the difference between people who used to play Battlefield games and those that didn't by the players that actually utilize the ping/spotting system and those that don't.
>>580571574Nevermind.
I ping for mortar targeting, but alerting the team is a nice bonus
Is there a "loadout builder" or any way to save a quick equipment loadout so you can maybe have fun making different loadouts or have an easy switch-to when hopping factions?
>>580571834I hardly ever see pubs ping things
>>580571834Pinging in battlefield for squadmate is utterly useless though unless you play spotter for the whole team
I am a sworn fogdiver PISSCHAD. I will always support modifiers and gameplay that restricts player vision and forces them into tight, exciting arenas with the enemy where survival is a SKILL instead of an item, and tactics such as melee become viable. I totally reject the demands of foghaters (or PUSSYDIVERS, as I call them) and their demand to turn every encounter into a boring point-and-click adventure game. If the swiggers introduce a booster that outlines enemies in the fog, I will immediately BOOT anyone who picks it from my lobby.
>>580572163I want to rape this cat
>>580572164If only it actually did that. All it does is make you invisivle to enemies which is boring
>>580571834>rts players rapidly spamming pings of where they want to go/ wrangle the squad
>>580572164Go home, ChatGPT.
>>580549846kill yourself
>Normal boring ass bots + teamkill storm on Super Korea.Welp, now to wait until the next planet opens up to get to the borgs, because I ain't putting myself through that shit and the rest of the content in the game at the moment is boring as fuck outside of vote snatchers and their 1k+ patrol spawns.
>in a dive>my cat comes in and does the thing>the thing being he will literally push my hands and stomp on my keyboard until i feed him
>>580572982Feed your cat
>>580573085i did and then i made that post
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240950196405we're going botsthread looks slow so I might cancel if it takes too long to fill
>>580571834>play with clutter fog removed>can see for days>always ping priority enemies for teammatesIt isn't much but it is honest work. Seems to work in keeping shitters alive for a bit longer than usual.>inb4 foggets seethelol, lmao, get bent and dilateI have the choice to not play with visual aids and I'm thankful for it.
>>580572982Buy or invent a food dispenser for your cat so he can just press a paddle to eat. But then he won't come to you for cuddles anymore.
>>580573439Failed. Full?
>>580573676>>580573439not full. might be bugged, new linksteam://joinlobby/553850/109775240951874014
>>580573920works now, 3/4
Kinda wish that Orbitals had an overheat mechanic instead of a basic cooldown timer. What if I want to throw 3 Gatling Barrage in a row? Huh? Why not?
>>580573920FVLL
>>580573549I have two cats and the other one keeps eating this one's food so I can't use dispensers
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240952677010Lobby.
>>5805752892/4
>>580572982tell him to fuck offmy cat knows "fuck off", "sit", "stand", and that ringing a bell means "let me outside"
>>580570087This unironically should've been the ODST armor's ability, just limited to like 30m or something.
>>580571834Playing games like Payday or Darktide, a ping system is quite often the best anti-retard tool especially when said retards are playing sniper characters whose role is supposed to be hunting the dangerous enemies to begin with.
>>580571834pinging heavies is the only thing worth pinging as they're the only things in the game that demand your attention
>>580575289We are diving, I'm not gonna throw an SOS unless we really need it so hopefully spots stay open.
>>580576041>dangerous enemiesthen it's pointless in this game
>>580575289>>580576103huh? but it says "failed to join lobby"
>>580575289>missed the lobbyaeiee
>>580571574Made me think of Predator.>Over here over over here>anytime....
>>580576074I ping enemies in the blindspot + near other players if I'm not in a position to kill those enemies without also teamkilling them.
Can SEAF be suppressed?I heard one shout "WE'RE BEING SUPPRESSED"
>>580576298We filled up right after, I'm sorry.
>>580577584Technically yes? Usually when shots hit them/land near them they get spooked and will stop shooting or freeze up.
>>580576074Pinging groups of enemies on flanks is also helpful.Some special units like the armored cyborgs too since they buff bots around them.
>>580570087Just give us thermal optics, its not that hard, swiggers.
>>580578458>just give us something usefulOrbital gas barrage next campaign.
New>>580578912>>580578912>>580578912
Can I has a caustic primary
