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>>580559421I want one
I will pet that dog.
>>580559626>>580559870Perverts
>>580559918I’ll pet you too.
I'm the dog
This is my dog.
Hey guys, Pakacup anon here.Given how we're getting hit with the double chanmi this month, I'm thinking that the next cup should be an exhibition match pitting our CM aces against one another.Personally I'm leaning more toward the L'arc track.
>>580561881Sure, its been a while since we did an Arc race.
>>580523713Minotaur sex...
I'm heavy into heavy moms
>>580563839Dantsu...
>>580558192what's the cutie on the right's name
>>580564857It's written right there...
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2098218195769573386Shin...
>>580565270Shin just doesn't have any luck overseas, huh.
>>580565270ShinEm really got relegated to being Ebayan's companion hons...
late but happy 2000 days
>>580565270Fuuuuuckkk.... poor guy got robbed of his potential
What's that ninja mare's nickname
新データがあり
>>580570106I take it back. This ninja is definitely a slut.
>>580570106>exposed shoulder with high ponytailShe's just asking for it
>>580568816The other way around.
>>580570106Ohimbas truly are built different.
>>580571056asking for what ranjeet
>>580570106I won't roll. I won't roll. I won't roll. I won't roll. I won't roll. I won't roll. I won't roll.
>>580565270Seems he hasn't completely recovered after disastrous Ireland trip. That, or the Gaelic druids got him.
>>580570106What's up with these Brianspawn cousins and tacky casual clothes?
SHADOW CLONE JUTSU
>>580572184Bigwa doesn't look tacky...
>>580572184If you think that outfit looks tacky, you clearly don't get out much.
>El just get 星の煌めき and 王手Is 王手 actually good for Arc?
>>580572796It was originally released for the track when her SSR speed card was meta in L'Arc era
>>580572969That actually makes sense. It's been so long since I took 王手 for anything.
>>580572796Also they did change her unique, now it's no longer 1st/2nd only and has the extra effect for 2400m races
>>580572796Well having access to an evolved version of it will definitely help give her an edge. Lucky for her it also does not count against her running Air Groove because the 王手 on her is interchangeable with another mid-distance skill.
>>580572542>implying doesn't matter, animal print still looks tacky to me.
>>580573107>Nerfed it's utilityFor why
>>580573240It got buffed because it's now 1st-4th
>only 1 3* and it's a spookwhat the fuck is this rate
>所持スキルの自身の人気が影響する条件を無視するkino
any updates for 5.5 anni part 3 specifically?
so what actually changed about all these skills
>>580573879I wonder if she can have enough raw speed to warrant missing two evolved speed skills.
>>580570106god, this is what I saw her in my dream.
You guys need to stop dreaming about uma, it's unhealthy.
wtf I'm a disciple now?
It's not their fault dream-mares keep locking in on certain dacchis to claim their souls...
i wonder what Tact tulpa anon doing right now in Hokkaido
>>580574718>to claim their soulsnyoooo
so how's her campaign
The only hors I dream about is Pan and he's not even an official uma yet.
>>580573879>所持スキルの自身の人気が影響する条件を無視するi can't read the moon runes what does this mean
>>580575227Festa's kit revolves around her NOT being one of the favored to win umas of the race.This new skill when activated basically ignores that, allowing her to perform at full power even when she is a favorite to win.
>>580575227Her skills now ignore any requirement related to her own popularity/ninki. So it ties into 勝負師 and her personal skill.
>>580575227Her skill ignores the proc prerequisite for her popularity dekinaidacchi
ahhhh dumbass trainerRUN!
you dont just compliment a mare you just met like that...
What the fuck is her nickname? Fu-chan? Pha-chan? Phallic?
>>580576184Phaeton
>>580576084Nopu.
AAAIIIEEEEE
>>580576476NYOOOOOO
so does she mention having an imouto
>>580570106nyo....I must save for big dog....
>chapter 1>shes already bringing you to her hometown to the training club where she grew up
One cheeky tenner
>her roommate is Samson BEEG
>>580576784well?
https://x.com/tihatan_/status/2097709728642289874I hate that the origin is some AI slop but the edits are fire
>>580575842>>580576084>>580576476>>580576624i wish to know what Phal and her trainer is saying
>>580571632I rolled and she shadow cloned herself...
sex with machitan!!!
>>580577759come on, I need to go to bed but I must know if Kizuna was mentioned
So Phalaenopsis' drama is that she's willing to run herself to death in order to win GIs for her club (North Hills) and ensure that it has a bright future. That sounds like it could be pretty cool.
>>580575515Also means you always get the full effect from sirius unique and 伏兵
Surely Gran Maestro can beat these goobers right? Last week of 3Y maidens
>>580579009No, fuck off.
Ah well, at least I got Summer Bright along the way
>>580579530>JajamineWhat the hell? They're still trying her?
>>580578676I've been posting raw japanese screenshots for years in this thread because I thought people could read them and none complained, did we get new people from global recently?
>>580580221We definitely got a few buds after that thing about cygames and mods
Trainer-dono, nyooo... You don't understand what you're agreeing to.>>580580221Seems like it.
>>580580221I will never learn Japanese and I've been here since day 2 of /uma/
Are they not going to explain why she talk like an old samurai?
>>580580275AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTOP
>>580579187none
>>580580402fuck
>>580580402
>>580580221Global has died already so there has been a lot of refugees here lately
Double glasses?!
>>580570106She looks like she's been hanging out at Yoshiwara bit too long
WHY ARE WE HAVING 2 CHANMIS IN A MONTH?!?!!? I DONT HAVE TIME TO TRAIN FOR THIS
>>580579918White horses are extremely so they don't want to waste her chances.
>>580580831The hubris of conquering L'Arc
>>580577798Oh, so that's what this is a reference to.
Is it already that time of the year?
>trainer: i want to be your apprentice>phalae: make me overcome my condition and win first then i'll decide
Mmmm. Hors whiskey.https://whiskymew.jp/items/2026/umamusume/item-umamusume.html
>>580581294There's a miscommunication somewhere in here
>>580580698Oh nyoooooo
>>580581330Not really related but recently I found out Japanese whisky industry is full of scams
>>580581834I thought Japan is famous for its whisky?
>>580579537:3
Okay that was a good introduction. Phalae's trainer is pretty much competent and he handled the dirt selection race switch pretty well telling her she can definitely win in turf but she shouldn't put all her cards on that race knowing her condition and she hasn't even debuted yet.Good way to put her IRL dirt debut win in too.
>>580581950Probably one of those cases where they say its japan whisky but its just imported from some other country where it is then packaged and sold in japan as japan whisky.
>>580582093Aye, the trainer's pretty proactive and competent, and it seems like there's a good balance in their relationship. This might be a good campaign.
>Phalae>Samson BIGI hope they're doing a Brian movie or anime. I want to see cyanime take on a what-if Brian VS Bigwa race.
>>580581950What >>580582386 said, there were no regulations about what counts as "Japanese whisky" so they imported metric tons of batches and then bottled them in Japan. Only in 2021 that they finally issued the standards and only select brands that are validated as real Japanese whisky.
>>580582386>>580583038Oh I see. Thanks for the explanation.Didn't realize that was an issue before.
Air Moove
>>580583158It sucks that "thing, Japan" has premium price but the content isn't any different than red label Johnny. If you want to get the real one, the exact wording "Japanese Whisky" must be there, not "Product of Japan" etc.>t. bought a bottle from distillery gift shop only to find out it's imported batch
The ninja is now up on umareader.
>Phaenolopsis Family: each room has a shinai, and every member of her family is always ready for battleThat's a keeper right there.
My dick's nickname is Ninja Slayer
everytime they use that flower field asset my eyes go red
Uhhhhhh there's an odd one out here....
>>580585221What the fuck was Miho dorm doing that they just have a random naginata lying around in the storage room?
>>580585221Yeah only one of them is Japanese...or is she?
>そうしてファレノプシスは、 再び、こちらの足首を優しくさする。>その包み込むような瞳に、 ……そっと身を任せることにした。>ファレノプシスとの間に、 かけがえのない絆を感じた ひとときだった……。HOLY FUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK
ayo wtf
>>580585606HOW DID DARLEY ARABIAN GET INTO THE REAL WORLD
>>580585753Are they fucking?
>>580585753>massage with a 'happy ending'AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580585753Why is it always a mare?
>>580585797With the power of love
>mare>rapesEvery time
>>580585753Why do I have to ready my 覚悟? What the hell is she going to do to me?
Bruh
Around mares...
>>580586475SAVE ME BIGWA
How long until we get an actual sex scene?
>>580585753>FarenoT gets gentle rubrubIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M- I MEAN, AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580586664Yanko
>>580585753
My fellow trainers, I fear a ninja has infiltrated our b
>>580586995NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
where's the red tint
Mares are going insane...
Oh so we're just doing plain sexual harassment now huh
She's just giving him a gentle message while looking at him with longing eyes, you sick FUCKS
Humans dont have rights
>>580588416Yeah yeah, I read the clause on the contract when I signed up for Tracen...
>>580587257SiL's flower field is getting real fucking crowded.
>>580587257exclusive for mare use only
>>580588661A hell of a tourist destination
North Rape Hills
My bro would never rape me.
>>580588902I'm gonna rape you, bro.
every north hills uma so far have blatant toreuma with them
why does she look at me like this
>>580589269See >>580586475
>>580588690Context??
>>580589036I'll just say no homo and then it wouldn't count, bro.
LMFAO!!!!!
>Phalaenopsis is the sensei galge route
>>580589865el is crazy who tf would wanna put salsa on a mochi
>>580589982Mochi is surprisingly good with savoury stuff.
https://x.com/5ma5han/status/2098304697690104032SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Farenotore is scoring tonight lads.
>>580590462The future of the realm is secured.
>>580590462the shinobi line, continues...
>>580589887They pretty much become the club mom and dad, it's great.
Glory to the 北丘 clan.
carrot juice...
It keeps happening.
If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment her heart melts for (You).
>>580591509The way that last image is cropped makes it look like she's wearing a Flintstone style cave woman costume.
>had to cope with Ai for 3 spd compsSo which one is the better borrow for medium sashit between Air Groove and Machitan?
>>580591615Machitan.
Just say no, it can't be that hard
>>580588902Y-Yeah... I'm sure bro wouldn't do that. haha...
>>580591910No means yes in Greek.
>bro would neverHaha, look who fell asleep first
Is it really surprising when mares do it when Scarlet kinda done in her trainer during her career's hotspring event?She's a year 1 mare
>>580592986I don't remember anything about Dasca's campaign...
AAAIIIEEEE
Dasca asked for consentThat's what matters the most
Phalaenopsis is a closet masochistHer trainer is a closet sadist
>>580593151I remember her uhhhh getting mad at her torena for blushing at currenchan
>>580593151>>580593789I remember that she was one of the very first characters that allows you to change an objective in the middle of the campaign
>>580571415She actually does call you そなた, huh.
Cute mom and dad.
SEX SEXSEXOHIMBA SEX
this one's a lost cause
>>580595001やめないか!
>>580595094you see more and more of those poor broken souls these days...
>>580595247They're all way too many miles gone already
I'm really looking forward to her umatore art.
>>580595429Get the fuck out of here, Gran.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580595429>milesThis one's lost too
More than anything else she’s just really pretty.
This is why you get a childhood friend early on so you won't have to deal with random mare mindbreak.
Nah, that shits baked in
>>580595731Can you really call it random when it’s every single one of them that does it?
Mare!
>>580595727I think if I have to get claimed by a himba, then it certainly wouldn't hurt that ending up with her and running the racing club together also makes for a good retirement plan.Farenotore got a pretty good deal.
>>580595954The only good and non raping oneOkay maybe Uodka too
>>580596067You poor, naive bastard...
https://youtu.be/tAPlm-zix5w我が愛師匠よ...
>>580596195Silence, the pink little one is the cutest and purest uma i. existence, slandering is a sin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTBGZ3_vA7w
>>580597000Spe doesn't sound like Spe at all.
>>580597000when will the bullying end?
Spe's really good at this game, huh.
>>580597114King is the only returning one that sound remotely like her in-game self
>>580590768Lmfao you're right
>>580597114I'll cut her some slack for being a mom with her hands full
>>580597806PhalaeT is a lucky man.
>>580597894Yeah, I was just about to point out that Spe and Grass sound like MILF versions of themselves and El sounds like she has spent enough time in Japan to sound natural lmaoooo
>dachis in charge of not being walking meat dildos
Good thing my himba would never do such things to me.
Okay he's really a slick ass trainer, not only does he prepare a gift too with a handwritten letter, it made her rush back in the evening with another gift and some wordsCould've just let her open his gift & letter right there in the morning but told her to open it when she comes back to her dorm.
Why is grass here? Is this a Maeda joke?
only king and sei sound like themselves, grass sounds the least like themselves
>>580598718Believe... doko....
>>580598718The Weeabo™
>>580598718Earnestly reference?
>>580598718Maeda Rena... haha... I get it... ...
>>580598503>told her to open the gift when she gets back to her dormI didn't even think anything of it until you pointed it out. That's smooth as hell.
aaaiiiieeeEEE!!
>>580599298So she was infectedThat explains A LOT
Flirting right in front of somebody...
Should I go all in on final leg speed inherits for the Arc or do I still dip a bit into some midleg inherits? Currently working on Bride Donna/Still Grandparents.
>>580599503for sashi/oiko, ad astra + faith in feral are a must on medium
Spe is now sus
>>580599668Would you say Seiros (particularly for Festa) is worth slotting in this cup alongside Stego inherit or is that overkill on accel
hol up you don't need to do this, trainer-san
This guy is crazy!
>>580554546
>>580601668>>580601820Fuark that scene was so good they are cooking S+ shit with her ikusei
https://x.com/sanspoyosouou/status/2098356921707511966
Phalae is such a retarded name, is sound like phalange
>>580601668>>580601820This seems like such a good palate cleanser after Epi.
>>580602142I haven't even finished it yet but I'm smiling ear to ear already
>>580602806Character written for males v/s character writter for w*menIt's not even a fight
>>580602915I don't know why they even keep writing for women, they should drop that shit altogether. No one fucking cares.
Updated Jockey Cup Gold Club entries
They should’ve more importantly not made her be uglier even more petulant and obnoxious Teio.
>>580603163Cam on Sovereignty. Ebayan's retiring this year, this is your last chance to try and win. Don't duck out now.
>>580602915>>580603054It's almost insane how low their standards are. They may as well be writing for little kids lmao.
>>580601668>>580601820Oh I get it, this is like the first boss fight in a souls game you're not supposed to beat, except he beats her heart at the end instead of at arms
>>580603054>No one fucking caresI'm not so sure about that. There are quite a lot of women playing uma.I feel like the issue with Epi campaign wasn't just it was written like the cheapest and most generic fucking shoujo manga ever, but that Epi didn't really have a character outside of just MUH FATE/VOICE, "I'm just the best", and "I love you so much trainer have I told you I love you."I don't know, I think they could still make that story work if they put their mind to it, Cygay have some really good writers, but it's like they didn't even try with Epi. I think a dacchi a few threads ago was right in that they thought everyone would just instantly love Epi BECAUSE he's Epi so they didn't have to put in any effort into developing her beyond the bare minimum.I wonder if Epi's campaign actually converted anyone into an Epifag.
>>580603269Yanko is skipping the BCC?
>>580601668>>580601820The North Hills experience is still as wild as it is.
>>580603985I can't pick whether I like No Reason or SiL's campaign more, they're both just so amazingly good.
>>580603887Oh right, there's also that.
>>580603845Just like I said, you'll always lose with characters written for women.No idea why gacha devs are so eager to hurt their own sales for a demographic that not only doesn't really give a fuck, but also have standards so low they would eat literal shit from the ground.
>>580604353>No idea why gacha devs are so eager to hurt their own sales for a demographic that not only doesn't really give a fuckDacchi, women all of ages love uma.
>>580604353Dacchi, women are notoriously big spenders, it's why so many game devs keep trying to entice. Have you seen how much money to those kuso chink otomege rake in every month? It's insane.And it's even better if they have low standards because devs won't have to work as hard to keep them happy.
>>580604353>>580603319>>580603054Aren't these kind of posts are becoming a bit too common here?
>>580604685Yeah fuck women
>>580604685It's the true though.Women have literally zero standards.
I don't really prefer Epi's boyish ass myself, but there is a reason why they throw a bone to the yumes from time to time.
>>580604685NTA, but Epi's campaign's genuinely tailored-made for a female audience, so I understand his sentiment.
>>580604886This. I don't remember seeing this discussion happening when Orfe was released.
>>580604886Yeah but these posts feel a bit TOO shitposty compared to the usual sentiment...
>>580604983Gee, I wonder what could've happened last year that attracted so many new shitposters to the franchise.
>>580604972I think that's because Orfe, despite also being quite bland, still had way more character than Epi since she's way better characterized in other people's campaigns than in her own. Hell, even her own campaign was quite interesting because it focused on Orfe's racing career, so we got to see something cool instead of just trying to reference the real Orfe's stud career. She also got a way better support cast in her story since there's the stegosauruses and her group of followers/servants.
>>580604972Orfe is an actually good character instead of just fembait
Fareno's sarashi is only apparent on her left side and it doesn't wrap over her right side of her sheer innerwear. Does that mean she wear pasty on her right nipple?
>>580604983Epi's campaign is just that bad. I'm not the guy saying fuck women, but I'm also just as frustrated because I really love what we saw of Epi before her campaign released.So not only did I get a terrible campaign, we also didn't get anything interesting from her campaign at all; No Kizuna, no newma tease, not even interesting lore tidbits because Epi genuinely was just hallucinating the voice in her own head.Where the fuck is Meisho Mambo?
>>580604972I can't take posts like these seriously
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/e1c9000dad013c278b6f6207aabfd599aef9ca3a>died in traffic accident RIP. That's like what, third young jockey involved in not so nice stuff? John Keiba is gonna ride until his age reaches three digits.
>>580605837It’s super fucking lewd is what it is, and even lewder than just sarashi.
>>580606303 (Me)>thirdNevermind, it's the same jockey that had traffic accident some weeks ago.
>>580605837>>580606375This part is where sex comes from.
>>580605371>>580605447I guess what I'm trying to say it isn't the fault of the target audience, but rather the writer because her career is just so surprisingly mediocre. In a way that I genuinely didn't expect them to release something of this quality 5 years in.
https://x.com/Sirius_love2/status/2098375864320970848>fake Air Groove even says the T-wordMaybe I should log back into my Aigis account…
Stego's definitely a yumebait but her story is well writtenThere's just some really bad writers around...
>>580606480Wrong side.
>>580606303>この事故の2週間ほど前にも、公道で法定速度を大幅に上回るスピードを出し、自身の車を大破させる事故を起こしていたという話が関係者の間で流れています。今回についても、法定速度を超える速度のまま交差点に進入したのではないかと囁かれている。事実であれば、過失運転致死罪に問われることも考えられますGoddamn. I wonder what was going on with him. That's a damn shame, he had a good record for a newbie.
>>580606612I'd say she's well-done omnibait.
You can’t bait with me characters that look like ugly boys or goblins.
https://x.com/netkeibaSTORE/status/2098340765734928652Would you cop?
>>580606612Stego's X-factor is that she's capable of being a flaming faggot in one breath while also being an absolute sex gremlin in another
>>580606612I don't know if I agree with that. Stego's character is definitely inspired by Snufkin and the little fucker's really popular with women, but she seems to be meant for both men and women. Plus, StegoT's written more like a male trainer and I'm more incline to see him as Not!Kumazawa.
AAAIIEEEE
>>580607294Could these damn hors stop flirting in front of the fountain. Everyone's watching.
>>580606913Yeah, who could ever find this sexy haha
Out of all the UmaTore couples so far, I think FarenoT and her manage to be the most like a married couple with kids by the end, the deciding factor being their co-stewardship of the not!North Hills racing club.
DOG
https://www.nikkansports.com/keiba/news/202609110001352.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nikkansports_ogp
They're going to deified Wind Obaachan too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwt7MS-mI5A
>>580603887JGC>BCC>Arima on turf
I wonder how umatore blast would be considering what the fuck was with her latest support cardThat was something else
Wife
