Previous: >>580542840>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
ryan LOVE
I wonder if my trainee is fine
Digitan LOVE
Fuji Kiseki
>>580565591
>>580566750raisu
post something cute
>>580566930
Is there a must pul pal card that makes a scenario unplayable? I need this info for my pull plans cause I plan on skipping everything after Pasa speed
>>580566898FUCKY KINKSEXY
>>580566929her butt is showing...!
>>580566919I was asking for... nevermind, thanks. I'll save this one again.
How do we save /uma/
Hapless danchou here, recruiting for /umagg/ once again. We got 2, soon to be 3, spots available. Our current rank is just under 1200, and are trying to climb back up. That said, all we ask for is shoe trading and doing your dailies.
>>580567097do** the schizos
>>580567093i just had a shiver up my spine from that pic
>>580567097Kick the bottom 15 earners of every A+ club, merge the clubs with the ramaining to 15 earners
I love my genius wife!
Tomorrow will be better.
>>580566116>Taking the +50 option on McDairyQueen's food event just killed my ace run. Does anyone know what the odds for overweight on that option actually are? I figured it was relatively safe since 50 is a more reasonable number than the 200 on Spe and Hog's.Why won't anyone tell me the slow metabolism odds? I'm dropping her for another debuffer if you won't do it!
>>580567097Ban Erp and Agp fags
>>580567315Everything's always 50/50
>>580567097it's simplewe take a time machine and go back to this very same day 15 years ago and we all watch together the towers fall in real time, it will be a good bonding experience for the general as a whole
GET ME OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN SCENARIO HOLY SHIT
>>580567315Look for the event name here. https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/539703
>>580567093They are not that big.
no namedropping allowed this time, even if you like them
>>580567428Not until you apologize.
>>580567402>all the anons stare in awe>one says "FUCK YEAH">nobody knows who did it but we all know someone did so now we hate everyone even more
>>580567402>15 years agobwo... check the calendar...
>>580567564only genuine faggots get namedropped
>>580567251Autistamambo&cobwo...
>>580567601I noticed right after posting, I hate it
>>580566856hugs are the universal sign. Scarlettore hugging doko
>>580567701tomorrow babies born on 9/11 can rent cars in the us
>>580567727So beautiful
>>580567402>>580567701We have a legit boomer here... An unc...
V is getting uppity posting Ayabe again
>>580567601
>>580567870>was gonna say I just turned 32 some time ago>check calendar >it's 34 actuallyI'm about to have a melty irl
Fat
>>580568014You've lived a fuffiling life right anon?
>>580568014Not very sixty seven of you broski
>>580567871You faggots are going to call me V non-stop forever when I selector her next anniversary aren't you?
>>580568014Hello, fellow 34. Develop any joint problems yet?
>>580568090okay V you already have her
Teiofags are old, fat balding ojisans?perfect
>>580568090Depends if he actually kills himself after getting cucked in real time on this general
>>580568120i have arthritis and im only 28
>>580568120Nope am healthier than ever
>>580568036rofl
Tachyon LOVE
>beginning of global, gold shitter and AGNES poster were the worst we had>now it's curren transissiespottery
>>580568056Oh, yeah, I always take the most retarded and fun option available so if I die at any minute I can say I enjoyed my life>>580568120Noppers, any day now
>>580568251>ignoring teiobros, falcocucks and dotodoxxersVery sussy
>>580568153>V kills himself seeing someone else win CMs with his wife's wife>Thread unaware, assumes that I'm him whenever I post about her>I'm less of a faggot so his reputation is posthumously rehabilitated Ironic.
>>580568056no
>>580568232
>>580568385That would be one of the best outcomes for this general honestly. I'd love to see an Ayabe rehab program here maybe even NTR but that's probably asking too much
>>580568359>dotodoxxersyou're just making stuff up at this point
>>580568406
>>580568359I 'memberstill hate 'em
>>580568406>>580568630She was murdered...
>>580566919Is Tama okay?
I miss Turbo Tuesdays...
>>580567169Let it go friend, King would want you in a first rate club
>>580568787Nymyaybe
>>580568731She can take it, she's a da strongest and most gentle of wife
nice fanfic bwo, anything else you want to tell us about V?
do people really loop until they get every relevant RS?this feels mental
>>580569060the average gachatard is mental, yes.
>>580569060I just want stam along with ignited pwr and or wit
gendon is a boring titcow
>>580569060HELIOS HATE
Am I mentally insane for considering A&S on my solo late ace?
>>580569060All of them is very not worth. I think power in my backliner line is the only one I have saturated; I really want Eyes on the Goal, but no one bothers keeping it around even though it's SP efficient.
>>580569219Yes
>>580569060only racing spirit stamina and mood for LoH are good lol
>>580569219Yes, this CM will be very pace heavy.
This is the best I got after a ton of runs and it's absolute shit
>>580568526there is no hopeif an uma falls into schizoposting they're lost forever. Always protect your umawife
nakadashi with otonashi
>>580568879I did not choose to be a danchou, but irrespective of how it landed on my lap, I will at least try to keep an original /vg/ club alive
>>580569060the trick with looping is to skip a huge part of the grind by borrowing someone elses parent that did half the workyou spend your borrows to make parents not to make aces
>>580569060Stamina and Power and in a niche Mood are the only good ones, the rest definitely aren't worth
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/WAK1NJ>https://jiggie.fun/WAK1NJhttps://jiggie.fun/WAK1NJ>https://jiggie.fun/WAK1NJhttps://jiggie.fun/WAK1NJ
>>580565456this is why I always - ALWAYS - brace the back of the burger with my pinkies and ring fingers. Burgers are too important to befoul with such tragic accidents
Does JP still get 5 borrows or do they get more?
>>580569720shut the fuck up falco
>>580569616LATAM bros, which uma is Saint Seiya?
>>580569749they have 20
>>580565456her right hand looks so weird
>>580569596It will be alive just at B+
>>580569787Someone posted a pic of Ryan using the Leo gold armor a few threads ago.
>>580569616we need more dragonball crossovers
>>580569397looks about right. Don't forget, the odds for a skill to generate a spark are 80% failure, 20% success. That rate cannot be improved. So trying to loop multiple skills gets exponentially worse to the point of absurdity if you're trying to get just 3. >t.frontfag trying to loop RS:S/Groundwork/Ignited Wit/Power
>>580569787What saga? With or without armor? Before or after the end?For simplicity's sake, I'll just say Biko because Seiya's armor is Pegasus and I had this pic in my gallery already
>>580570140Imagine kissing Helios every time you say it. On the lips. On the cheek. On her forehead. On her neck. Quick kisses. Long kisses. Change it up every time to keep her guessing.
>>580570140I HATE HELIOS
helios is gross
>>580570365I look like this and dress like this
>>580570383>rubytore: S-so it's like that... If she hates such a close friend that much, how does she feel about me... I'm so useless I should just resign already, time to retire, sorry ruby I hope you find someone worthy of you
>>580570484T R A C E N
>>580570484YWNBAUkys
>>580570140helios lovehelios sex
>>580570921Sex with Helios, Palmer, Jordan, AND City.
>>580570921Helios procreationPalmer impregnation
>>580566750Rice Chowa
>>580571032>>580571048based
>>580571096It was almost 20 days since last login.
>>580571225told ya guuuuys clean up the cluuuuuuuuuuub
>>580570365a cougar ninja?
>>580571069Rice wouldn't act like this
>>580571348The problem is replacing the fan count after letting them go. Got another that's almost 2 weeks since login, but has over 700 million fans
>>580571645Difficult position, I get it. Sadly something that needed doing sooner or later. Been having flatliner for a long while now, essentially every month.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE DIRT MISSIONS SUCK
>>580569060>loop great grandparents in MANT>do nothing with themI somehow feel looping is a gaslight but my GL parents all have a bit of looping in them so I don't know for sure...
>>580571820are you looping with a goal
>>580571873If I had one I forgot about it.
Uhhh guys is this true? Are Sweep pedos actually frauds?
>>580571645The 700million fans does not count towards the current month
>>580572005soon, anons won't be able to make shitposts on their own because they outsorced their shitposting to AI>we can't, we don't know how to do itthey will say when asked to schizopost about something
>sloptard posting his garbage chat logdon't care, kick all the flatliner and clean the club to secure it's continued existence
>>580570921Helios is so hot it's stupidjust like Helios, love that retard
>>580572212
>>580572187>it is continued
I was not expecting this, but OK. Thanks, Phalaenopsis
>>580572212what a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE>>580572278shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop nyoticing
>>580571547It's Rice's cheeky arc.
>>580572046Wait, what. THAT'S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS!?
>>580572303dame kunoichi only good for anal
>>580569060Usually just stam and hope for one of the other good ones
That rainbow book is the most powerful item in the game... or that flashdisk thingy to add white sparks
>>580572409Danchou is a silly head, Danchou is a silly head, Danchou is a silly head.
>>580572336SHE LOVES THE D
>>580572005fuck me, I actually laughed at that>anon wants to spend Saturday quietly farming his dailies>Sweep has decided something else is happening>anon explains why this is inconvenient>Sweep does not care>anon makes the fatal mistake of thinking producing a better argument will cause Sweep to concede>it does notI feel a bit angry AI came up with this, it's genuinely funny in a dry, understated way
>>580572409cute retarded danchode
>>580572409Yessir, if you kick someone you only lose the amount of fans they earned after reset
>>580572474>Just BUY your perfect sparks ha haI adore all the little QoL they drip fed out in the last few monthsCyJew slowly turning into Paradox, except they sell the QoL on it's own, without the new content mixed in.
>>580572308Meanwhile 3 SSRs and no Tannhauser. I hate it here.
>>580572186That would unironically heal this general
Send help, I can't stop making Rice careers
>>580572606>Yessir, if you kick someone you only lose the amount of fans they earned after reset
>>580572606 >>580572409TIME TO KICK EVERYTONE UNDER 1MIL FANS A DAYKICK THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL RAPE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!
>>580572608It's free though, but doesn't mean they can't sell it in the future like the white book (1x 3*) for 3k yen so the rainbow book gotta be expensive as fuck
>>580572608It's part of the event, not paid.
>>580572474This will haunt and break me deciding which parent to use this on
>>580572671just chat wth an AI bot instead of posting with anons at that point
>>580572186I'm gonna have Grok make a shitpost just for you. Give me a bit.
>>580567580...hate?
>>580572720 >>580572771First, they tease you with QoL that is free, but needs grinding... THEN they bring out the "why not just buy it :^)?" option down the line. It's textbook f2p jewery.
>>580572687This, but with Spe. She's above bond 11 now, and it's all because of auto. I just want Racing Spirit Stamina, Turf/Medium, and Stamina to align, but it never does.
>>580572801My wife dantsu...
>>580572801uhhh she has no panties on
>>580572713>>580572606Obviously meant monthly reset
>>580572801RAPE MEAT
>>580572474as a professional consumable hoarder, I shan't be using Tachyon's magic juice
They also added a skill set list (still not totally sure what it's for) and what's essentially an uma planner.
>>580572801I know, I eated them
club drama?
>>580573049this isnt even remotely drama you seafag
https://poal.me/c9ihunhttps://poal.me/c9ihunhttps://poal.me/c9ihun
>>580573118>I'm the only Aoi votershe's mine
>>580572606
Nurse makes my cock hard, but Riko makes my heart soft
Uma&Co has a spot open for someone who wants A+ gibs. The monthly quota is 40~45mil, reduced for someone joining this late in the month. Apply with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580573294Wait does meek come with?
>>580573335of course, you're not throwing her away, are you?
>>580572715>TIME TO KICK EVERYTONE UNDER 1MIL FANS A DAY>KICK THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL>RAPE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!Quick, what was the site used to check that, anon?
Is this a good parent?
>>580573475KILL THEM ALL THEN ADVERTISE THE CLUB DAILY https://uma.moe/circles/143543025
>>580573326>discounted entry
I really like the meme of chronogenesis forcing club members into sweatshop conditions for more fans
>>580573462Spending time with Aoi and Meek must be nice...Im still keeping my own trainee though
>>580573118I want Directormanko.
>>580573601Same, especially because playing normally I do way more than lower tier clubs that have quotas lmao and I only play my 5 borrows and turn off the game lol I love to see clubs struggling to meet their quotas and self-destructing
>>580572771how does this Tachyon event work? Is it like the others, just do races etc? Does it require burning TP pots or was that not true?
>>580573601I like the meme of me raping chrono genesis in various ways
>>580573601Fucking the shit out of Chrono while watching hons racing on TV
>>580573326NEVER use Rice to advertise the discord club.
>>580573753this is the reason I joined the tamachuds club, B club tier quota with A+ gainsdon't you dare put a quota fan# quota danchou
>>580573753what rank is your club? I assume A/A+?
>>580573717
>>580572715My danchud could learn a thing or two with this danchud...
>>580573958You know you're getting kicked right
Mambros...
>>580573941Watch me doing it again later.
>>580573992Yea! The cutest!
>>580574020I would love danchou forever if he kicked me 1 day before gibs, as a joke
>>580574018To be fair... he should've done this way sooner than now, but I also forgot when he became our current leader, as that part has been messy.
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER!!!
Nice, a surprise /Umagg/ penis inspection day
my rice? showered
>>580574435Her name is wife.
>>580574259Okay but where are they going to get members?
Uh-oh!Almost let my TP max out
>>580574554
the 15 is the last day you can join a club and get gibs right
>>580574524Speaking of penis inspections, how did the autisuma one go? Any casualties?
>>580574679Just in case, join one before the 15
my curren? bouquet'd'or'd
>>580573772On one side it's the regular tachyon event, and on the other you have to train an Uma that matches what they're looking for in order to get points.
>>580574610From lazy niggers like this who will get kicked next month
>>580574610The same place all the top clubs get that>>580574760Stego Sex
who is THIS?????
>>580564035They kicked me out of the store. Tomorrow I'll just get regular milk, I guess. Though chocolate milk also sounds good... fuck.
my ship? gold
>>580574795Nah our based danchou will keep them since he knows our club's reputation is already in the gutter
>>580574826uhhhhhhhhh tsuruyoshi
>>580574685I don't think anything happened
>>580574826amogus is still a thing?
As a newfag, I can't even fathom how someone is able to do numbers like theseIs it just maximizing fan bonus + speedrunning careers + spending actual money in carats for TP?Is that even worth it?
>>580574826Deep Impact
>>580574995and a bot
Honsefun (A rank club) needs two niggas. If you are a bad enough dude to use your tp, apply ingame or gimme your id
>>580573537I wish Luna was my mom, yes. It's fine if that's all you have, nothing that crazy, but 2* Uma Stan is a nice plus
>>580574995For top 100 clubs, yeahIt's not about the money at that point, it's about the e-peen
>>580574747I thought curren Chan's name was both words until that uma came outBut it's literally just fucking chan? That's it?
>>580574995they are using external tools to bot fans (1M each 10 minutes) and sometimes they get banned, most of the time they don't
>>580574995That but using a bot that can make 5+ runs in an hour.
>>580574995It's called botting, oh sweet summer child.
>>580574995The top 10 are basically all bots
>>580574826So I guess this is what they were recording when the guy found the Phalaenopsis steam account two months ago
>>580574995>eclfagsbotting and hiring indonesian pilots to press autoplay for your account>maximizing fan bonusyeppers, pretty easy>speedrunning careersi think speedrunning 40 races is slightly faster than auto, but it's soulsucking so nobody does it>carats for TPif you do 40 race schedules long enough it's actually a net positive, just barely. you shouldn't bother though
>>580574760The tasks are mostly related to making a parent for the upcoming CM. So stuff like Mile Corner, Mile Straight, needs to be whites in whatever Uma you're feeding her. And they're crossed off once you give her an Uma that has that goal. Also cute animation.
>>580574826Its wit training
>>580574259How many more will fall? GET YOUR BETS IN NOW!>>580575182While I appreciate future posting, 99% of the time you don't give context, making them worthless and uninteresting. Note for the future.
>>580573106>christmaswell? are they?
>>580575182Tachyon apparently has more than one.
>>580575105The ones using the external tool get banned, these ones are doing normal botted runs. Million fans every 30 minutes goes up to 48M fans a day. If they aren't earning a lot more than that they aren't doing any weird exploits
>>580574760how does the regular Tachyon event work?
>B+ club is doing somethingWho cares? They're irrelevant. Feed me A+ drama
>>580574980The last one was very fun, I love how bad Ishihara Kaori is at the game
>>580575569this isnt drama to begin with you annoying seafag
>>580575452Do careers which fills the gauge which gives you the rewards (randomly, until it's all exhausted). Pretty much like any regular event. The other side is a little more involved because you're actively trying for certain white skills but if you have a lot of parents or even Umas in stock that have what she's looking for you don't even have to worry. I didn't have to actually do a single run because I had enough umas to give enough points for the special one. You also do not lose the Uma you've shown her.
ENOUGH! Post more Silly.
>>580574817/umagg/ is not a top club gwocho
>>580574826spechud's wife
so what did we learn?
>>580575625Then go back to your hole. Don't pretend to be big boys doing something worth of attention in the thread
>>580575182It is concerning that those two are working together.
>>580575712Did I stutter? No one cares for your bot filled clubs.
>>580575570She's always been a big doofus since high school I love it.
>>580575569Drama leaking to B+ clubs means something big will happen next month
>>580575739Total Currenposter death
>>580575742Currenposter telling it like it is
>>580575787Another case of learning to let go of the "legacy" club
>>580575330It is concerning that those two are working together.
>>580574826phimosis
>>580575739Teioposters goon to corpses
I think it is time we addressed the Curren-t state of affairs.
I think we should lynch every single whorren poster
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>580576029many are saying this
Clubs that support curren posters?Clubs that are against curren posters?
>>580575748You stuttered and your brain broke
>>580575268Mambo and Uma&Co might be getting new dacchis tomorrow!
>>580569932damn I'm too lazy>>580570240based
>>580576125>Clubs that support curren posters?A+ clubs and aboveClubs that are against curren posters?the rest
>>580576125Look at the members of each club, if one of them is a Curren avatar the club is a Curren club
>>580574259Our first leader was Vel, who eventually stopped playing, then the same fate happened to our second Danchou, who, when he left, caused the club system to automatically make me Danchou since I was a given an officer post during that time.
>>580575739Running 3 speed still feels bad, but it's a necessary evil on 0% speed growth umas and even 10% umas sometimes.
>>580575268I'll stop posting.
I'm the Curren poster in my club
>>580575381yeah but those illegal clankers can cap their fan output to be in line with legit-but-sweaty grindersand now they have S+/SS tier output while still not playing the game
this oled monitor looks spectacularI can never go back to IPS panels. that shit is for poors and queermos
>>580576256I'm not even in a club here and I curren post here
>>580576239A truly tragic fate, for a day one club...>>580576261FineMoWIFE
>>580576224Daccheats have all these currens
>>580576517>whorren poster are cheater lovermaes sense
>>580576517>doxxingSEA hours already?
>open thread >JP attention whore posting shit no one cares about hm, must be a day ending in Y
>>580576517>least drama-involved club is a curren clubHmmmmmmm nyooooticing
>>580575629sounds pretty comfy, desu. I have a shitton of Front parents now (5-9 per day), so doing that even should be pretty easy. Thanks for the info. One final question: is there ever a use for TP pots as currency besides refilling TP? Anon said you use them for the Tachyon event but that doesn't seem accurate based on what you've told me.
>>580576517DANCHOUTHEYRE DOXXING ME DANCHOUUUUU
>>580576621>STOP POINTING OUT MY CHEATING
>>580576318didn't ask
>>580576517extreme levels of noticing going on
>>580576517Dacchis are based I forgive them for ruining the Danchou cup
I didn't get Curvature or Solid Strike but this is probably as high as I can roll without losing my sanity. I'm sick and tired of this scenario and we're only halfway in, 1600 speed cap was a mistake.
>>580576651>is there ever a use for TP pots as currency besides refilling TPNope.
just yerked it to ulala and i feel only a small amount of shame
>>580576683POOR SPOTTED
>>580575956
>>580575102Curren Chan = CurrenCurren Bouquetd'or = Bouquet
>>580576726bITCH YOU still have 2 weeks left
>schizo triggered
>>580576651>>580576743Oh and I should probably be more specific.Because it's a mile championship meeting, they're requesting MIle related things. Next one will probably request something else, if they do it again.
>>580576517>Umaco>UmaCo>Uma&Co sus
orenji
>>580572801
>still haven't decided to go Open or Graded for Scorpio>frontfag insisting on Suzuka, Kitasan, and Bourbon aces>less than a week to goFUCK ME I CAN'T DECIDE
>>580576318Perhaps one of the greatest monitors ever created.
>>580575102ayeCurren is just Karen but getting around the rule against using a real person's name for a horse (in this case Karen is the owner's daughter, he chose it as his crown name as a birthday present for her)
>>580576994Scorpio registration starts on 19 bud
>>580577016she has no skirt or underwear...
>>580577016where is her skirt
>>580577016basic breakfast from a basic bitch
>>580576517Nyoticerbros are you nyoticing it as well?
>>580574826where is Tsuru...
>>580577125I'm nyoticing an Uma&Co melty raid
Stop noticing
>>580577180Kill yourself already you spamming attention whore
>>580574685my torepipi was evaluated highly
>>580577180Stupid attention whore staygoldtranny
umanoticing
>>580577256Nice try Curren poster
>>580575781*Coughs blood* mambro...
>>580577284>>580577319
>>580574828get both so you can have the versatility of normal milk but satisfy the chocolate craving when it hits
>>580577121why mad?
You "nyooticers" are so retarded and funny
Nothing good ever comes from Daccheats
>>580577432stop posting this picture it's too cute and it's a few years too early for Stego propaganda
>>580577541
>>580577432Kill yourself you attention whoring jpfaggot
>they actually fell for the Dacchis false flag You really thought it would be so obvious?
>>580577331*closes eyes*
>>580577432I love StegoI really do
>certain girls posted>thread quality sharply declineshmm
>>580576517This might be my last post bwos, but this is evidence Dacchis is part of the illumanati that rules /uma/
>>580575102people call curren chan by fullname in uma world anyway so it's okay
uh oh Dacchis defense force is here
>>580577652yeah we really need to ban Stegoposting
>>580577614I'm trying to do my own falseflag campaign can you shut the fuck up for one moment
>>580577671
>daccheats damage control
>>580577659and you faggots will say I'm the schizo
>>580577642aaaa she's really really really so cute as the stegofag says
Allen is 40 and bald
>>580577659Uma&Co only post hideous umas tho
>>580577671nigga be racing in a casual clothes
>>580577835This is true
>>580577586>>580577629>>580577704
aston machan des
>mossadacchis are in the thread
brown
>wait these skills look weird as fuck>wait why is the ranking so low???>accidently selected URA finalei am sobbingand my speech is silly
>>580577432the face she makes before impregnation sex
Is Stego career romance coded?
>>580577860Their biggest schizo is an avid Curren fan tho?Come to think of it, all of the schizos in this general seem to like Curren.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>keep getting my best results with fucking Jordan speed>turns out you can't use anything but speed and wit cards or it's an auto-brickhow am I supposed to train an uma for the arima kinen CMactually considering summer spe, machitan and (lmao) palmer just because they have an innate recovery>>580577671logotype a CUTE
>>580578003>Their biggest schizoWho?
Why is there still club talks 10 days into the month?
>>580578008>machitan longwhat is bro cooking
This general is proving all of you are fucking SEA and euros because nobody is talking about the traged that was 9/11
>>580577671cute NPC uma
>>580577972The actual career? Not particularly. There are definitely moments, like Valentines/Christmas and the ending, though. And arguably a few of her events.
>>580577972Nyes, (you) literally resign as a trainer to become her lifetime travelling companion
Why is she a ninja?
>>580578075>9/11LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS
>>580577956of course golshi would be a little shit who refuses to come out on time
>>580578003Their biggest schizo posts lazy fat bitch, basic blonde bitch and suicidal bitch I don't know anyone there that posts Curren
>>580578075Teiobros are burgers as expected>>580567402
>>580577438That's a good idea.
>>580578071the cutie on the left bro, not machan
>>580570505Will he EVER get fixed or will he be like that forever
>>58057800818 stam sparks1 innate gold recoveryjordan speed for bofa
>>580578075AYO IM WALKIN HERE
>>580578075>no curren posters talked about itNyoooooticing
>>580578229That's on me, never considered someone would actually play Mambo
>>580578179you don't have to announce you are a newfag bwo
>>580578208regular milk is only an ingredient/component for other thingschocolate milk is for drinking directly
>>580576726Hey, your Hayahide isn't that far off from the Yae I got >>580549538 you just have much higher speed naturally and thanks to those greens, the Groundwork setup makes me kinda jealous lmao. I also whiffed Curvature, you missing Strike stinks but you have Descent which is just as important. Maybe that with NN and Head-On can still clutch you some wins.
Samefagging staygoldnigger needs to kill himself. >>580578162Fuck off.
>>580578310Meanwhile /vm is talking about 9/11 and the game
>>580578321Go beg umama to come back, tranny faggot
>>580578402and yet youre in here nyoooooooooticing
oguri accidentally discovering another pleasure in life (her trainer will now get brutally raped by the gray beast)
>>580578179He posts Curren to defend himself as seen from the nukes
>>580578425schizo melty
>>580578075it's not November yet little burger
>>580578441I nyoootice everything
>>580578162to be fucked by me
>>580578425you see him everywhere you go? lol
>>580578402Who the fuck cares about 9/11 it's been 25 years and a butt if every joke for about 24 years. What is there to fucking talk about
>>580578337regular milk is a good drink for certain things like peanut butter sandwiches
>/vm/a is hereHello guys!!
>>580578608uh oh third world melty
>>580578662Chum bucket is so cute.
Curren sisters... Ovr repvtation... It's worse than Teiobros...
>>580578510And how often has Curren showed up in the mass ban collages compared to NTR? >>580578607Who is him?
>>580578608I really like to post on 9/11 on v. Its fun
>>580578710We need to fall back and lay low for awhile. Start posting with another Uma in order to drive their reputation down. Then make our return.
>>580578735uh oh melty
9/11 is such a '90 thing
Hey, /vm/a bros! Thoughts on pic related?
>>580578817Rather play Act Raiser.
I hate training aces. This scenario is hogshit. When will CM be over for good?
>>580578817Turtle and an evil God is the better combination.
Curren dramasisters WON
>>580578817That's not White Album 2
>>580578817Underrated by people who lived that timeOverrated by people who didn't live itDecent
>>580578816hey
>>580578897based>>580578931alright assessment
>>580578710People assume Teiobros are always the bottom of the barrel in reputation but what is so bad about them? They are only a bit quirky, schizos are way worse.
>>580578817is this pokemonif so then I fucking loved those games
>>580578901Okay but next month's drama might suck
>>580578817I said if you're thinkin' of being my UmaIt don't matter if you're black or white
>>580579004anyone who posts clubdrama is exponentially worse than even the most schizophrenic of teiobros or currensisters
>>580578817Rosa is the bestHilbert is the last cool main pokuman male character
>>580579136more schizo than erp and agp fags?
>>580579136currensisters are the ones posting club drama bwo
>>580579123Now I need to listen to some MJ...>>580579087>>580579147NINTODDLER!? IN MY GACHA THREAD?
>>580579197nyo
>>580579197nobut those are their own category
>>580579136>anyone who posts clubdramaWho do you think does that genius
>>580579228
>>580579265The symbolis...
>>580579259Your mother
>>580579442Post the whole thing
>>580578817Snivy best starter
>>580578962back off gaylordno smooch for you ever
>>580579442How's her career?
>>580579483lol queer
>>580579463the whole thing
I honestly think anyone that says he doesn't enjoy club drama is lying to himself.
Does anyone have that image of Special Week apologizing poorly for calling Grass Wonder a nutter on Umatter?
>>580579483tepig is better
>>580579197You just HAD to summon them, didn't you?
>>580578852Fun's not done yet, you have a long to build for after this one is done! I'm slightly phoning those two in, at least GL ends with sprint and another mile which makes for amusing trackgamba
>>580579642They aren't the real faggoty ones thoughbeit
>>580579580I only tell you to fuck off with the drama so the thread is not only about it, you need people to push against to keep it controlled but if I had an opinion on drama, it can be funny sometimes.
>>580579696fuck off sharteen
>>580579696They are all equal in the eyes of the wood chipper
>>580566750Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
cow wife
>>580579580I want everyone to have fun and get along as a general. That goes against drama sissies like yourself.
What the fuck am I listening to
>>580579808You're doing a terrible job then
>>580579842golshi
>>580579821I made 10M fans today Chrono give me headpats
>>580579754See how they stopped within 2 posts? Just jokesters unlike the real faggos
>>580579842A cheap copy of bakushin
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/KnF4KZ>https://jiggie.fun/KnF4KZhttps://jiggie.fun/KnF4KZ>https://jiggie.fun/KnF4KZhttps://jiggie.fun/KnF4KZ
>>580578817The first was an amazing concept, too early for it's time, and probably blatantly unfinished, not to mention not problem free.The second was a great step forward regarding QoL, however it also removed a lot of the rough edges needed to make it unique, turning it into a semi-generic RTS.>>580579770>yuri/futa artistFATANSTIC art tho
>>580579459last night
>>580579917They stopped because bullying works
Guess I'll be running Stego/Nakayama/Orfevre in the Longchamp CM.
>>580579929https://youtu.be/OnZkcS1un7orow row solve the puzzle
>>580580047>level 7HUH?
>>580579651I also plan on phoning that one in and train end closers, but I'm determined to win back to back with my wife in this one. Might drop the idea of dual ace and go back to double debuff if I keep stalling out around 1300 speed.
Is it too late to sell doberstocks and invest in something else
>>580579463
>>580580079Pasa and her got their lvl 7 potentials this week
>>580580097Dobercoin is down the drain after excess MEN spam. Jump ship.
>>580580102Very cute and fashionable
>>580580097manbro...
is my semen safe?
>>5805802691M feels safe until the end of GL
>>580578756
>>580580269Yes you are, plus I get that score with my clanker team
>>580580269For at least a full week after the upcoming reset
>>580580132are they good?
>>580580329
>>580580047No one asked you retarded blogposting tranny
>>580580480Impregnate
>>580580596
>>580579591I know some of you have this.
>>580580329no clue
1,000,000,000,000 children
>>580580216>>580580102>>580579821>>580579459>>580579442Fuck off>>580580620Ntr is on topic
Why do people hate Light Hello? She cute and nice.
>>580580640Now I wanna gently bully Cutushin by staring at her.
Phaelerposisis cute
>>580580165Ulala sexo
>>580580640fore-four-forehead-forgive me bakushin I am just a little distracted right now
should I do my last borrow now then go to sleep annoyed or go to sleep now and be annoyed laterodds plays now, evens later, 0 kill myself
>>580580640I'm not even worthy enough to have a burger pocket, I certainly don't have that.
>>580580703nobody hates Hello, the age of 30 is in demand
>>580580810fucking finally
>>580580810
>>580580810another AI fag bites the dust
I don't have enough carats to do cheeky tenner for the new jp ninja horse
>>580580810We'll miss you or not depending on who you are
>>580580810yaaaaaaaaaaaysee you guys later or never if I don't respawn
>>580580878Imagine Nishino next to my...
>>580580047What are her new potentials? Gametora still doesn't have it
>>580580810DO A FLIP
We fucked
imagine trying to justify the bite marks next day
>>580580810and nothing of value was lost
>got a dream this night>I with irl girl doing something>i told her i like Palmer>she like naaah Palmer is a bad character bro>i dont even have palmer on my acc
>>580581181attacked by wargs
>>580580884hopefully you're next, furfaggot
>>580580810NOOOOOOOO I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE I WONT LOSE ANOTHER ANON. 7 AND YOU LIVEEEEEE
>>580581272>marked
>>580581290
>bought a new mouse a few months ago>scroll wheel already dying againcan someone recommend me a mouse that doesn't break this quickly
Shit I forgot I had this
Umanlets when will they learn
I nutted 4 times today my dick feels numb
>>580581434Good post
>>580581509Weak
i nutted 4 times in dober today my dick feels amazing
>>580581762* That's juice.
>>580581762I dont want to drink their uma juices...
>>580581892But... I thought she didn't like males
logo typing on my face
>this is the best parent a got in a week>StamletI thinking i'm rip without stam card bros in this cm....
you ever just bust and then just... stay hard? its been happening more often to me and im not sure why. i just wanna blast and be done with it but this happens.
>>580581509Which uma did this to you
>>580582285Falco wouldn't say that
>>580582285i'm not done fapping until my waifu is satisfied
>>580582285I have conditioned my cock and brain to stay hard after. I tortured my cock for hours after busting when it was super sensitive and the stingy pain was unbearable. I just kept fucking my onahole. Now I have to prepare the whole week before I jerk it because I will be doing it for hours
falco would be very impressed and aroused
Stop masturbating and talking about it, you freaks
Why are Curren and Falco posters so awful
I need to make pace phaser Pasa for TT dirtWhich card i should borrow? Is it a Fine Motion? Or maybe there is better cards bwos
>>580582285Learn to control your boner, and not the other way around. If you don't want to be hard then think of something nonsexual, don't use pills either.
Now I get why people complain about not geting med or whatnot. I brought 6 mile 3 med 3 front and didn't get a single one twice.
ugh...
>>580582606poguri plap
>>580582738If you about new oguri wit card it's only works for mediums bwo
>>580582134Are you niggas seriously trying to force no stamina cards on a fucking medium
>>580582790If i get like maybe 15 Stam sparks it would be doable idkI'm still trying to make parents
>>580582723that's about 50% chance>>580582770you're right uhhhh death i suppose
>>580581323I pussied out at the end.
If I skip CB the uma I'll be able to roll on Sounds of Earth....
>>580582986Method?
>>580582986never give up
Is Rob Roy possible to appear as a supporter/backup dancer in GL?
Short after curren poster got exposed, suddenly we have suspicious falco posters talking like teiobros... nyoooticing
>>580582294
>>580583041Yeah, you can also bring her card to make sure she appears 100%
>>580582606Do you only need wit and are willing to roll on an agemasen gold skill? Finemo works, you can also do Nakadashi Festa since TT dirt are miles, and if you're clearing Pasa's career reliably as a pace, you should naturally have enough stamina for TT. But do you need wit and a gold skill? You can do wit Mambo.
>>580582606Any suggestions (retards)?
>>580583160>FestaThat's a good idea i think lilbuddy Ty
>>580583090kek i wouldn't be able to fap once to that slop
>>580583043im not a falcoposter, thats just one of the few uma pictures i have saved on my phone
>>580583090I can enjoy some of the rare good sloppa, but this ain't it
I still have a remnant of the feeling from this dream in my heart: >>580541056I want to go back into the dream world and protect Nice Nature.
>>580583267npkissies
Bros I keep capping at 17 songs.
>>580583370Write it up, make a fanfic and shareOr don't share, but write, it's a good way to drain those feelings out of you
i feel badi wrote it but i still feel bad
Something feels off, as in one person standing here is not part of the group...
which umas will help me beat up the person smoking outside my window. you guys don't smoke right?>>580582684a combination of too much practicing self restraint and getting older has got me like halfway to ED or something. having a boner is just plain old fun at least when it's not being an inconvenience so it's a bit sad
fillynopsex
>>580583553Tachyon always feels like an intruder, just like that "duo" with Suzuka nobody asked for
>>580583163Please dont call me that
>>580583662Fukukitaru?
>>580583370Hell of a projection dream
i had a dream but there were no umamusumes in it
>>580583689retarded faggot
Bros pls answer!Can i use two parents but they both have SAME GPs? Is this gonna work?
>>580583885Yes retard
>>580583795why are you so mean
>>580583885YesIt won't be ideal if any of the GPs is the trainee though, your affinity will tank
ugh.. filthy men, stroking their disgusting stinky veiny cocks thinking about their trainees..
Yeah I think I'm just bad at this mode. I did much better in Unity.
>Doto have big CUPacity That Haru meant by this?
>>580583984The mode is ass and requires pretty specific setups that arent f2p friendly, let alone players that just started. Dont worry about it
>>580583974hehehehe.....
>>580583974why is dober narrating how i play the game
>>580583974UGHMEN?DOING THAT?Awes- I mean, yuck! Just imagining those stinky, veiny, girthy, meaty rods inside my umanko... Going in and out, stroking my walls, churning my insides, coating my uterus with that smelly smen...Yeah, imagine...
>>580583984newcutie...but yeahGL is a highroll scenario
>>580584094It's really fun and I get an SSR ticket for getting a grand concert spark though, so going to try until that at least.
>>580583929>>580583960Ty buddies
>>580584004COPA?!
>>580584171The concert animations are cute for sure.Gl getting that spark
girls legend you
>>580584243
I like Our Grand Concert: Start of the Grand Musical Event best out of all the scenarios so far.
Ok going to do a big brain Falco for my last borrow run tonight.
>>580584171It takes a while to get the hang of it, and it does require multiple high lb wit cards for optimal runs because it will give you stats, concert points and recover stamina, which is more important here than Unity which has the 0 stam cost at pink bubble pop mechanicGL on your GL journey
>>580583984GL isn't beginner friendly. You need high Specialty Priority cards which 0 LB cards won't be able to give you. In Unity you can easily cope the lack of rainbows with blue/purple bursts, GL just doesn't forgive an unprepared deckPosting this made me realize we don't have any 'meme' deck doing 'good' like we had in Unity 1.0 and MANT, just to show how unforgiving GL is
>>580583984not really, that's pretty good for a deck at your level.Aoharu will give you more balanced stats, though, it'll be easier to make strong umas there.
>>580584368May her brain be bulbous, good luck newcutie.
nishino deflowered me
>>580584356Big Sing is the BEST scenario in terms of cute things your umas do inbetween trainings>>580584430And apparently, it's gonna get worse in future scenarios, requiring not only multiple SSRs you SHOULD have by now just by playing for a long time, but scenario cards and the designated powercreep cardsHopefully the scenarios are more forgiving, or at least fun so it doesn't matter if the run went south, at least you had fun
Ikuno on my Dictus
>>580584528she does that
>>580583370>he doesn't know how to load his dream savefileskill issueI dream about elephants chasing me in a cross-shaped map like once every 6-7 months
>bamboo memory>no one remembers her
>>580584792She remembers.
>>580584792>>580584868nobody can afford her
>>580584792>no memories of bamboo memory>>580584868>bamboo memory not made of bambooWhat a living contradiction
>>580584792I remember that I need to eventually scout her because of how adorable she turned out to be in her scouting story.
>>580584868When will the prices drop
Which uma explicitly say "i love you"? no headcanon involved
>>580585087Never(((They))) realized it was better business that way
>>580585107Palmer, Tap Dance City, Sounds of Earth... I can't remember any more
>>580585107Are you Suzuka? If so...
Which one?!
>>580584562next year, from what I can tell of the calendar, is when the shit really hits the fan. Lots of anons dumped 400 rolls on Tachyon/Hello, but if you do that every scenario you will be constantly broke and either can't roll for your main style specialty supoka, your umas, or both. I'm coping by completely ignoring the powercreep meta cards like Guts Orfe and Power Nishino and just putting 200 pulls into the banner, to get the pal card, then I'll borrow the other scenario card if it really is the case that every career will have it in the deck.
>>580585385Charm
I have figured out how to download Hakuraku
>>580585385Winning
>>580585385charm, health or decline.
>>580585412Well done bwoNow lets see we dont get med S and no event completes
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/IUDkIo>https://jiggie.fun/IUDkIohttps://jiggie.fun/IUDkIo>https://jiggie.fun/IUDkIohttps://jiggie.fun/IUDkIo
Also my club cooldown is at 3hr now.
>>580585493What a charming chud horse
>>580585427They're gonna start the banwave now anon, they were only waiting for you
>>580585409Bright side is that, apparently, after a couple scenarios, LB0 pal cards are enough, so 200 is also my plan, considering the strong cards that accompany them that aren't speed expire quickly for what I could gather, but I might be wrong on some
>>580585427
>>580585487The best option is the secret dating route
>>580585087Think of the positive side, but at the same time negative, they're working around high ram prices by lowering the minimum requirements. We're actually downgrading in terms of specs.
>>580585278Trainers are paying to be yuri cucked?
>>580585553Now post dumb Teio
I wish to have sexual intercourse with Special Week.
The weekend is almost here... can't wait
>>580585580>it took a catastrophic never seen before shortage for people to realize pcs shouldn't require that much specs and it's all due to laziness and ineptitude of software and game developers
Whoa... Uma with DLSS5 is so real!
The download was a success
Ninja with a gun
>>580585524True and real
>>580585962My fat fuck wife with our little fat fuck daughter
Stop calling my wife a chud
SPECIAL PRIORITY DOESN'T DO ANYTHINGCHAIN LEVEL DOESN'T DO ANYTHINGTHE ONLY STAT THAT MATTERS IS FRIENDSHIP BONUSGIVE ME THAT YOU FAAGGGGGGOOTTTTS!!!
>>580586128plap sploosh spurt
no one would have kids with oguri
>>580586101ive lost gallons to her ill call her whatever i want
Special Chud
>>580585916Stop. Not more propaganda please.
>>580586230We fucked
imagine desiring to have intercourse with a CHUD such as this
post funnies
>>580586326yeah, who'd be aroused enough by that haha
>>580585916sex and marry>>580585859sex and marry
>>580586228
>my trainer has collapsed from masturbating too much
>>580586354I love my grandma.
>>580585278Falco...
>>580586493you should have milked him with your umanko like a proper trainee
I love Ninja
the fortnite guy?
While waiting for my TP, I looked at the starter pack's 3* ticket and it doesn't look like Rob Roy is in any of them?
>>580586354
the chud
i want to masturbate haha i want to masturbate i want to masturbatemasturbate masturbate masturabte hahaha i wnat t ocum cum cum hash ash i need to cum i need tooo
>>580586710the 3* tickets dont get updated and ZRR hasnt released yet (her banner is next month)You can buy her for $20 with a ticket next anniversary though in late november/early december
>>580586790Wait, she's not in the game yet?
>>580586782hmmm... the rare cute tama...
>>580586809She's a character in the game and has shown up prominently in an event story. But she is not trainable yet.
>>580586787i say this
I know a guy who wrote about history in a nervous fashion. He was past tense
>>580586858Ok makes sense. She's so cute that everybody would be having her in their team if she was out.
>>580586809Not as a playable character, no. Just as an NPC/support card. Like I said, her banner is next month. If you are willing to spend money I would recommend waiting until the anniversary event I mentioned because you'll want to pull on that support card banner to significantly increase your deck's power.
>>580586849>hmmm... the rare cute tama...Tama is always cute!
Spechud can't be sexy
>>580586148specialty priority isn't badbut I frequently feel that chain level actively lowers my chances of actually getting chains in my deck
>>580586935
i give special priority to these special cheeks
>>580586782this reminds me of that one Benantoka doujin
>>580586935She is always evil*
>>580586984You need like 3 of the spec prio songs for the stat to start doing anything. It's obviously better than the worthless chain event bonus, but it's not good either.
honse to honse conversation
>>580587000Spe-chan too!
>>580586896
>>580587076She will suck your blood!
>>580585679Just waiting..
>>580586493>toraina, you have been in a coma, Im afraid it has been... NINE CMS
What a dork.
>>580587092>says they love only me>photo evidence of them nuzzling another horseBwos...
>>580587383It's ok... Oguri is still Peak... r-right?
>>580587414so..... round
>>580587238There are so many Rice pictures
flat rice
>>580587464Always will be.
>Cygames now sells sashes packs to level up potential levelThey officially went insane
oguri CRAP
>>580586493>>580587383what a wonderful scene and game to reference...
>>580587725Didnt they do that with Spe too?
I HATE Rice Shower
>>580587725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YskSv9SPrzU
>>580587763Yeah on (You)
>>580587725Can't wait for the steam negative review raids when they start to drop all those passes
>>580587528Her gallery is so huge and it's great to keep seeing new art I haven't seen yet.
>>580587806
>>580587725>ptWhat points?
>>580587859For me its this versionhttps://youtu.be/dw58wL52Kxg
>>580587806Nobody says this and means it
>>580587763
>>580587725
>>580587864damn I wish
ogre recap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM70TROZQsI
>>580587779NoBut with Teio they did release a 1500 yen selector to get either Spe or Teio lol. And now every time they increase the pot level cap for a character they sell a new selector. >>580587865The worst is they really went>Oh you think we don't give you enough medallions to pot 7? We will sell them to you>>580587940DMM currencyIt's about the same as yen
I ate so many paked potatos yesterday, that I am still not hungry on the next day
This is the run.
next bread will be butter
>>580588338I beleeb
>>580588338FALCO GANBAREEEEE
>>580588464my chud wife on the right
>>5805883387 and whoreco dies while curren sucks off every single one of her fans
>>580588338oh yeah? well if 7 then your run explodes
Curren's purity... Preserved
>>580588895
>>580589019>curren>puritydoko?
>>580588464Ate buns with butter and other stuff last night, maybe gonna do that again tonight
>>580589032
7 and everyone has a wonderful day, 4 and all borrows today will go to waste
>>580589159I am a big fan of the cöassic buttered bun with ham and cheese
>>580588338i like that cutesy pose she does
>speed and power gold skill+on Hanshin 2200m or Longchamp you ignore the condtions of skills affected by popularityThis is honestly a crazy skill. Gambler is no longer a gamble, you can use long shot and Seirios (3-5th perfect 0.3 accel) activates with no conditions
I think I'm gonna bake a Curren bread
Finish the bread
>>580589306can you Tama bread instead?
>>580589139Curren koko da yo
>>580589347maybe next time
>>580589395:(
I'm baking please wait
>>580589532
>>580589178
>>580588338>he doesn't know about the pre-debut charming curse
>>580589262>Classic bunHoly hell, classic indeed alright. Straight up just a hamburg bun, but (hopefully) more sturdy.
>>5805892327 and everyone gets their uma in the next roll4 and you shit yourself in bed before you die in your sleep tonight
>>580588338>Falco>CharmingI belive that
>>580589545 Make a normal bread
Uh oh, what is the one with the least fail chance other than the quitter one?
>>580590025Bottom is lowest top is highest
I prioritized on learning the songs that my stats kind of suffered for it.
Guess I can't complain too much from a run without a borrow.
