Brap Edition>Previous>>580480287>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 03 Hive Lord development https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703278488775295132>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
Lobbo doko...
Can I has a caustic primary uwu
the existence of the blizter means we're probably never going to get a proper arc rifle :(
>>580579116Here's your gas primary *fart on you* hehe... oopsie... *BRAAAAAP* j-just put these in *BRAAAAAP* hnnnnnggggg.... a b-bottle...
>only just now making progress towards Zzaniah Prime>Mintoria will probably take at least another day>Zzaniah has a fucking Megafactory, which will consume at least a full day or two>barely more than 48 hours left in the MOYup, forced loss.
>>580579307That's a gas grenade you absolute fucking mongrel gremlin retard child of bile titan puke I have plenty of those I SAID A CAUSTIC PRIMARY YOU WHORESON OF AN AUTOMATON'S OIL-STAINED CROTCH PLATEuwu
>>580579116>DRG-tier sludge thrower that flings goo that sticks to surfaces and enemies>slow effect>new caustic dot>armor stripping effect>switch fire between a spew of sludge or a long range goo shot I would play brapdiver and never, ever play any other build again
>>580579116No because they're trying really really hard to keep gas from being fire but good.
>>580580041>implying fire isn't already good
>>580579806sowwy... ;w;
lobby koko
>>580581105no more lobbies, every white person is working or on their way to work rn
>>580581105Doko?
>every white person is working
Flamer hulk lobby lost a man, status report? I had to throw an SOS, unsure if your slot will open back up.
>>580581105doko doko?
>he doesn't work a comfy air-conditioned office job full-time where the only hardest thing is trying to find a meeting time that works for both you and your colleaguesI love being white. Might unironically buy some SCs later.
>>580578912That's one doomed Helldiver
>>580582001>flamer hulk lobbyit's bread jimwe're toast
>>580579116They should have upgraded versions of the elemental debuffs.>Gas -> Caustic: Lowers armor rating by 1 level>Fire->Immolate: Percentile HP loss per tick, lasts much longer than normal burning.>Stun->Shocked: Extremely long-lasting movement speed and accuracy reduction.
I wish somebody would make AI slop of the bugdiver instead of some generic anime robot girl...
>>580583226Yeah that one flag mission was more than enough for everyone, including the pubbie who read the room and followed the impromptu HMG dress code. GGs, time to sleep. pray to super Jesus I don't wake up to more cat piss where it shouldn't be
>generic anime robot girlname wan
>>580584336r*butt
>>580584336i liek this one
>"warbond tomorrow! :)"
>>580584670
>>580584336there's that one with very tall white legs and I think blonde hair, looked mighty fuckable.dont know which anime tho I am not a nerd.
>>580584336This slutty robot.This is where it all started for most of us i think.
>>580585503why is she pointing to her womb?does she want to get pregnant?by me?
>>580584336>>580584960this one?
>>580585874SEXOOOOOO
If you bought exo experts you are the problem with this community. Just willingly to eat up slop even to the detriment of the games lifespan. And now look 5 months later and no new warbond in sight. All because they decided to monetize new mechs.
>Sexo experts
>>580586294
>>580586294The Breakthrough is actually kinda shit, the shield bash attack need to be more consistent, you should also be able to interrupt the reload. The Lumberer need more ammo, 1000 fuel and 30 cannon rounds
>>580565230I don't shoot until I'm certain I will kill
I watch warbond tier list YouTube videos despite owning them all
>>580586294ironically none of us have sex here...
>>580586469>you should also be able to interrupt the reloadthat used to be possible by opening the map but SWIGGERS got rid of that
>>580586736it's ok I watch SC2 videos even though I haven't played the game in 15 years
>>580586173>All because they decided to monetize new mechs.no, all because """"people"""" decided that there was a line in the sand that never fucking existed about there not being any vehicles in warbonds, despite vehicles being in warbonds in helldivers 1, including the fucking lumberer, and threw a shit fit over nothing
>>580586423
You should be able to use Exo arm as a clubbing tool once their ammo runs out
>>580587267Exo suits should have a time limit once called in and when its up it runs out of fuel and can't be used anymore.
A lobby for cool anons.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775240963351722/76561198120804312Vote for faction of choice.
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early lightWhat so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!And where is that band who so vauntingly sworeThat the havoc of war and the battle's confusionA home and a country should leave us no more?Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!No refuge could save the hireling and slaveFrom the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall standBetween their loved home and the war's desolation!Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued landPraise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
>>580587302ALL MEDICDIVERS OWE ME SEX
>>5805875092/4
I think exo experts is probably the single most use I've gotten out of a warbond in this game. The pissile and xmg I bring on almost every mission I can't imagine myself going without 'em tbqh.
what if there was an exo suit that could turn into a motorcycle? or a jet?!
>>580587621light oxy has been a godsend for solofaggots like me, the armor who's passive you actually use all the time in a mission since you are always running
>>580587065
>>5805875093/4
>>580587720Run it with that booster that removes traversal penalties and you fucking wade through swamps like they're nothing
>>580587621Gallant is one of the easiest to use but also fun weapons, and the mechs are just cool to put into a loadout once per OP.I would recommend exo over DD for new players.
>>580587942I'd recommend it just for the pissile alone for new players, it solves so many problems it's crazy and unlike the ultimatum it doesn't come with the baggage of them being a danger to themselves and others.
>>580586173>look 5 months later and no new warbond in sight.Was it real in your head?
>modders fixed stratagem bouncing, high ground being illegal for stratagems and hellpod steering locking>meanwhile AH is still assembeling a elite team of swedes to maybe try to start dealing with these by the end of the year, no guarantess thoughHas there ever been a studio more undeserving of success than AH?
>>580588198Premium warbonds are not regular warbonds and have a separate team working on them
>>580587665I got 2 words for you, buddyGruntFantasy
>>580587302Abdosisters sound off
>>580588469they better turn their sound off because their teammates would hear their screams and cries as I rape them
>>580588543
>pubbies fucking around after extract lands in a blitz>I decide to yell in chat>his mates call me gay, and guy brags about getting more kills than me>kicks meAm I the asshole?
>>580579328>Swigger changes resistance value in the last few hours againHeh, it's all player driven bro, you locked in.
>>580588442weren't they gonna give us a motorcycle at one point?
>>580589029Good times.
>>580588876Yes, you let them get atleast like 1 drop/breach, then ping the extract and let them mop up before going in.
Should I buy the Double Freedom or the Sweeper? Only have enough goybux for 1
>>580589359double freedommmm!!!!!
>>580589359Sweeper is the better gun
>>580589359Sweeper is probably the better weapon but the double freedom is more fun
>>580588425>IT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE UHHH.....IT JUST DOESNT!!!!!Okay, retard.
how long has it been?3 months since the real warbond release?
>>580589359sweeper. i have fun with both but the sweeper is the best shotgun in the game imo.
>>580588876>Am I the asshole?yep, and gayyour penance for attempting cooperation with pubgrubs is getting the next izzat farmers you see to fail extract. I recommend the urchin and a 10s call in that detonates a melta
*or
>>580589359They're hit and miss.Sweeper:>dogshit magazine size>low stagger force makes it terrible against bugs>but it has AP3 which gives it an edge against mediums>and slamfire allows you to quickly empty the tube in emergencies>the bayonet is also okay I guessDouble Freedom:>two round magazine gives it terrible DPS>but each of those two rounds will utterly fuck up just about anything you point it at>so you essentially have to wield it like a support weapon and rely on your secondary weapon to deal with chaff and lower-tier mediums that aren't worthy of the ammo expenditureThey're both very good against bots and squids, and suffer against bugs due to sheer volume of chaff. Different flavors, ultimately you're picking between a reliable medium killer and a memeworthy medium murderer that also has heavy-slaying capabilities if you can find an AP3 weak spot.
>warbond releases>the cool Armor and weapon are locked to the superstoreEverytime…
the helldivers community is too toxic nowadays.
Do YOU remember your first surprise D10?Hosts can be mean
>>580590627Back in my day we didn't have D10.
>>580590627Hellcuties owe me perfect D10 performance.
>>580590897peekaboo
>>580590897The devious rape strider that hunts railgun sissies
>>580590897Who needs attack dog automatonsJust make smaller quadrupedal striders with fusion miniguns on the back and with triple the chase speed.
>>580587509
>>580588797Draw her trying to climb out of the picture but her ass is too big and gets stuck
>>580592327>FRV deathtrap kills the entire team for no reasonjust another FRV moment
/hdg/ - nothingburger webm spam general
>>580593362better than ded
>>580593362>Don't play the game>Don't post the game>Don't talk about the gameWere you born this retarded, or were you droppped? Honest question.
Post webms where something happens
>>580593459Uh oh TroonBird melty
>>580592973Why is your democracy officer's name blurred
>>580593521put it there before checking if it mattered
shame about the quality, I had no faith in my GPU
>>580593970FAILED
>>580593520>/hdg/ - nothingburger drama and namefag generalSo you're one of those "people". That tracks.
>>580594019how do you swap seats in the car by default?
>>580594096It's the Crouch (C) button on PCDid you also know you can swap seats when in any of the 3 rear positions of the Bastion? So you can swap from the gunner seat to the side-passenger spot to throw out strategems or use your gear to kill targets out of your angle.
>>580594096press C
>>580594096press c
>>580594096Alt + F4
>>580594096Press C, which stands for crouch, because it's also the crouch button, if you're on PC, unless you're on a console, in which case it would either be circle, which also starts with a C, or the B button, which doesn't start with a C.
>>580594074Drama would be unironically more interesting than your nothing burger webm folder dumb, TroonBird.
>>580594246I had fun as the 3rd diver in a Bastion when I was using the SpearRoleplaying as a TOW missile launcher on an SPG
>>580594607>Still shit tier tank, vehicles and mechs
>>580590627i honestly don't remember much aside from>this was easier than d7
>>580588797Now draw her getting mating pressed by hung shota
boydivers should marry abdosisters and be done with it
WHEREPREDARORS AND SPORE BUGSYOU FUCKING SWEDISH COCKSUCKERS
>>580595952it's bot timescroll left
Nitro-borgs should be bot spore bugs
>>580595952where digga bugs at
>>580590290>>low stagger force makes it terrible against bugsthat's what the higher stagger on the bayonet is forjust bop those alpha commanders in their blown out neck stumps to get them to fuck off
>he needs stagger force against bugsNice self report, shitter. Your melee key has all the stagger force you need on that joke front.
I wish I had a gunlance.
>>580596949bro your constitution?or any other gun with a bayonet?
They should make the Solo Silo laser pointer occupy the backpack slot instead of support weapon slot
>>580596949I want a human copy of the overseer stave with actual unique melee mechanics.
I want nunchucksWith 2 grenades at the end of em
I want to nuke sw*den
>>580597570let's play a ICBM mission on cyborgs then
>>580597408You should be able to store support weapons in the backback slot by default.
>>580597434why can't we pick it up and use itare we stupid?
>>580597973>are we stupid?yes, it's called the grunt fantasy retard
>>580597973Loading tips tell you to not interact with any alien items
>>580597408>>580597942>backpack that lets you store 2 support weapons instead>Swap out your active support weapon with the backpack key
>>580597973Yes, but it might also require something like a psychic link to function. Chances are you can't really use it, and the worst case scenario is that it explodes your head, or just explodes.
>>580598358>1 Support and 1 Backpack >Or 2 Supports>Or 1 Support and 1 Storage Backpack that lets you carry 2 extra SupportsThe Storage Backpack might be a bit silly, but I unironically think this would be a cool change.
any slutdivers on ?
>>580599564playing fortnite rn
>>580599801what are you wearing rn
>>580599564playing elden ring rn
>>580599882I use master chief a lot
>>580597837soon
>eagle storm now triggers on eradicatessince when?
>>580600485Since always? Idk
D10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775240980284880/76561198068164741
>>5806023193/4!
>>580602319>normal lobbyI shall wait for the anime lobby.
Speaking of Solo SiloWhy is the C4's remote detonator it's own support weapon?
Modded lobby where we watch movies on the Super Destroyer TV
>>580602986>kinoplex but instead of kung pow it's gayniggers from outer space
>>580602986I would settle for just a rape LARP lobby to be honest
>>580603156>gayniggers from outer spacehelldivers
>>580602986If we all install a mod that replaces one of the TVs ads with Starship Troopers movie it would be peak LITERAL kinoTho a waste of time and computer resources just for us all to be staring at the virtual TV high up there (our helldivers' necks would hurt)
>>580603261just make a cytube
>>580603261>(our helldivers' necks would hurt)your stims bro
>>580603436its just not the same if we are not in the actual game :(
>>580603508Jokes aside is it even possible?I remember gmod would play youtube for everyone
>>580603715the in-game tv is synchronized so technically if you all ran the same modyou can't stream it though
Waiter, waiter!More cheats please!
>>580603806shit like this will stay up forever and less bouncy stratagem mod gets raped instantly...
>>580603806Saaaar this is just quality of life mod. Do not fucking redeem the deletening.
>>580602964my theory1) it's a technical solution; the backpack alone has no way to both throw and detonate C4 with just the backpack button (the solution is fuckin easy; backpack button should spawn a detonator in your support weapon slot, dropping whatever you already have, doing the same thing it already does instead of forcing you to carry a detonator in a perfectly heavy weapon capable slot)2) it's a nerf method. Arrowhead wouldn't want you to have so many powerful tools on one person, that goes against the grunt fantasy!
dead threaddead gamegood night faggots
how many are up to play if I make D10 lobbyrino for MO to rape bots?
Its 9/11 today I shan't be causing simulated explosions
>>580606897But the towers belong to the enemies of Democracy whom plot our downfallYou smell like a Dissident!
>>580607012you make some good points
>>580607084Just doing my job
>>580606524me
>>580606897feels especially good today to take down double gunship factories with a single hellbomb.
hey whiny faggot shitposters of the thread, why you retards never post any footage of you playing? is it because we'd all see how absolute worthless shitters you are? the sort of autistic retards that deserve to be shot immediately after drop and kicked out of the lobby?
uh oh melty
>>580608026...gun?
>>580579116Break action gas grenade launcher but the grenades are on a timed fuse and not proximity based.
Nigga cant scroll up to see the 20 webms posted above
>>580608026>>580608305uh oh hurt this retard's feelings and he's having a meltie!>still won't post him playing
it's actually the guy who posted them upset that he's not getting attention
>>580608727Forgot to mention in trans
>>580608728>>580608862welp seems like I was spot on with my assesment given how shitposter trannies got riled up this bad!
>>580608990grrrrr *growls at u*
>>580608990*transforms into my ultimate blood wolf form*GET OUT..NOW..
>running medic armor for self-survival>decide to finally put stimshot in secondary slot since it synergizes with medic armor>felt dopamine after landing a stimshot over 50m distance>do this throughout the runuh oh.
>>580607862yea heres my footage of dabbing on bots bro
>>580609387next step is doing so in high heels
>>580609403gooning to this
>>580609082Pure-melee with increased HP and speed Werewolf-Pattern Exosuit when
>>580609387They should have a primary that you can charge like the purifier for more healsI miss dirty bomb so much bros.
>>580609403Same heres me
>>580609931Unironically ludokino
>>580609931I kinda wanna try running the Ballistic Shield with probably the Stoker, but I don't know what support weapon I'd run with it. Probably with an expendable-spam loadout.
>>580610217AMR or laser cannon.
>>580609931Kino....
DO NOT LAUGH
>>580610617You fool you forgot to turn off boomerang mode
>>580609931this would be so much better without that autistic tranny OC and just a woman with a helmet
>>580610617
>>580609403Tranny artstyle
>>580610617so...this is /hdg/'s finest...whoa...
You're running out of time MO wagies. You better hurry up with less than two days to get the last mega factory planet. You're gonna lose out on your cape!
>>580609834people still actually play dirty bomb
>>580610617congrats, I think such slapstick comedy is worthy of a gif
>>580610617AIIIIE SADDAM HUSSEIN IS BOMBING US
>>580608130blood
>>580611143it's rigged, it's fiiiiiiiiiine
>>580611143its a forced loss and its a shitty cape who cares
>quickplay helldive>lvl 14 and 37>quickplay super helldive>lvl 42 and lvl 9
>>580611327>all of that data just for 320x320 videogod i hate gif
>>580611917
>>580612231
>>580612340this was actually true when webms first came out and 4chan started supporting them, barely any device had hardware decoding and would need to use 100% of the CPU to play a single webm lol
>>580612340>>580612510kek
>>580612231Hey, please be more kind to technology that came out in 1987, 39 years ago, and is still relevant and widely used by the modern web today.Not every tech thing can boast that.
>>580612803>2.85 MB
>>580611917>winning an MOWe did it, reddit!>losing an MOFucking rigged piece of shit goddamn swedes did this to us!Have some accountability for your actions.
I can finally play today Cape time
we gonna lose this MO because bots are the hardest faction
melty in 1,2 ....
>>580613487I no longer believe in a well-earned victory. This ain't the First Galactic War anymorealso nice reddit spacing
>>580612882I respect the format not its creator because he's a jif fag, but it is well antiquated and should be allowed to retire. Everything about them suck.
You are now aware that UDIT the indian, currently actually living in india was only hired to forever prevent any izzat losses that could occur during night-time in Sweden while Joel sleeps due to time zone difference.
hey do we have any lobbies planned for today
If we lose this campaign and don't get the cape I will uninstall and remove the game from my steam account. That's what the swedes want and that is what they will get.
>>580614578Time difference between india and sweden is only 3 hours, schizo-kun.
>>580614798Swedes only work 3 hours a month so it checks out.
>>580614578>I can't wrap my head around diaspora: the post
we gonna lose this MO because botfags suck at the game
>>580614872>>580614798Good afternoon sirs
SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BAIT SAAAAR
It is an observable fact that bot MOs lose the most compared to the other factions.
They'll get there eventually
>Two new rewards>One of them is a capeCrazy content here, guys
Whats heavier? 120 kilograms of steel or 120 kilograms of robo-ASS? That's right, 120 kilograms of ROBO-ASS, because ROBO-ASS is heavier than steel.
ass too big
im tired of the indian spamming the grotesque ai robot porn
art style too ugly
gross
Quick drawfags we need a ton of shitty mspaint divers reacting to 9/11
>>580617145What do we even want from the next goybonds at this point?More plasma weapons?Non meme arc weapons?Some sort of new utility backpack or weapon?Laser maxigun?
>>580618173>slopI shan't humor you
>>580579116Speargun should have been a primary.
>>580609387Get that skirt on, sissy.
>>580619012we can't allow players to have this much fun, you know it come on.
>>580619012no nigga everyone would fucking pick it.
>>580618296I want:The leaked laser weaponA laser rifle that fires laser bolts with overpenetrationA plasma repeater like the one in nüdoom 2016Armor that looks futuristic and cheaply producedTracking grenade that assures that all your smart weapons target whatever you stick even at the most absurd angles. It lasts for 5 seconds and then it explodes with minimal damage but high penI also want something to spend my 50k gorillion super shekels on
lobby...
robi ja nai...
>>580619012>>580619760I was going to make a joke saying rr should be a primary, but then I realized they actually kind of did that and everyone does pick it.
I have no friends, I’m mentally ill, and my personality is awful. I’ve tried to (((become better))) but it’s done absolutely nothing. All I just do is play helldivers all day.
>>580620576Which primary is like the RR
Where calypso?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241006984890robby, d10 borgs
>>580620582Pipe down Corvus
>>580620968The one that shoots explosive missiles, are you retarded?
>>580621018fvll in under a minute, damn
>>580620582Shut your bitch ass up
I think light pen weapons are pretty good. Why do a lot of players hate it?
>>580621453post the second page
Happy destruction day of muttoid twin towers everyone!
>>580621381Because they can't fuciing aim. They need goystantion's new wolverine levels of assistance
>>580621381I have no idea what the consensus is, but I personally think light pen primaries are the only option. They just do way more damage, and the only downside is you have to aim, which is fun anyway.It would be one thing if there were any enemies with medium armor and no light armor weakpoints, but that doesn't really exist. Anything you can kill with medium pen you can kill with light pen.
>>580621776
>>580621776oh shit I forgot
>>580622296you said you'd never forget...
doko'ing D10 bots lobbyrinosteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241008778400/76561197980082129
>>580621776aren't most muslim men circumcised?
What if the borgs never attacked Charbal again thus meaning we don't have to go to that fucking planet ever?
>>580622528Every semite and their golems too
>>5806223582/4
>Stim-chan runs over to heal me>Before the stim has even finished restoring my health, retard-kun cores me out with an EAT anywaythe bots may have a point, lads. death to the SEAF
how do I make sure I don't miss out on any awards they pass around? is there a news letter I can follow? should I play one mission once a week?
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16046https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16032https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15999https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15965https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15940
bots are cute! CUTE!
>>580623029Just log in once every 15 days
>>580623059needs heavy penetration correction
I hope the next squid world chosen doesn't have vote snatchers, I'm sick of dropping into complete messes.
>>580623029Just start the game and load into the Super Destroyer, you don't even have to play a mission. But if you're looking for when to know to do that, I'm not sure. The discord maybe? Helldiver's Companion app would be an option too, to see what MO is currently active.
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>>580623032now we're talking
>>580623173
>>580623295huh?
>>580622358still 2/4
>>580623537