Previous: >>580589532>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>580614475cute thread
hiii
>my trainee showed up with another man
KICK SOMEONE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO TICKEZO NEGRO!!!
Don't forget Machan
succubus
Digitan LOVE
muteki and muteki
Bwos...
MLB or not?
Hello, motherfuckers.How are you?
this thread will be better
>>580614718
>Bro just use BoFA and you can have a gold recovery from a speed card!>Power generation dies and barely get 1000 powerIs 1550 speed 1050 power cope for CM 19?
>>580614879this is baitno way you've just sat on a 3lb Tachyon for almost 3 months and are just now contemplating using a crystal
does anyone want to be my smart falcon?
>>580614938Power is a dump stat
Last Thread
>>580614892hey heywoke up incredibly depressed today so I'm listening to sad music and rotting in bed crying a bit >fan run alarm>wake up and reset the run>go back to sulk in bedit's very funny
>>580614995I just had enough Rainbow Shards recently
>>580615103But there's an uphill midrace...
>>580614879you're halfway through the scenarioif you didn't want it before now you don't need it for the next halfbut it's also a long way until pokke>>580614938he's a hintrunning 2 speed 1 stamina instead of 3 speed doesn't magically fix your power
>>580615137>uma&co needed benzo
Tachyon LOVE
>>580615287Yeah true but having to drop my awesome 9 power parent for a last minute 5 stamina 3 power one hurt a lot. Fucking stamina man.
>>580615137Evil Horse Sex
>>580615137
I blew so many carats on that damn Tama alt but in the end I don't regret it because that outfit is obscene as hell. Top practically shrink-wrapped around her flat chest, poofy pants at first glance with a side slit that goes all the way up and all the way down, and even a tactical flap up front to hide the easy access clothed sex opening. Absolute banger of a design.
>>580615137>rape cute trainer
>>580615041no
Which scenario do people go for fanmaxxing?
mambwos....
>>580614475Hey. This dinner is going well, but I need to ask you something...Do you know two people who are cool and awesome enough to use their TP? Maybe they do a little loopa on the side?Send them to Honsefun, (A rank club, ID:726020150) We'll take care of them.Now, what to order for dessert...
>>580615897Probably mant
>>580615897Easier one is MANT but any of them works if you can set up a schedule.
>>580614475>Wondered for a while whether a dort exclusive horse like Forever Young can hold his own in the Arima>Look up Inari One's record for the first time>Won Tenno Sho Spring, Takarazuka and Arima Kinenah
>>580615959> HonsefunFirst time seeing this club, nice pic, nice post, good luck dacchis
>>580615897I think people are doing URA since it has half TP
Why can't GL be like MANT where you could get 900 stamina running 4 guts 2 wit?
>>580616173tricked me, did you?!
>>580616371I really thought there was one going on...
>>580616137Last year, the 5th place in Arima Kinen was a dirt horse from the same generation as Forever Young
>>580616371in anon defense ura is getting 15 tp but i think it starts near when cm registration starts
GL just makes me really mad bros, I hurt my knuckle from punching the desk so much out of rng frustration I just want to destroy shit right now
hey
>>580616170Honsefun is the epitome of soul recruiting bwoThe club itself is also very comfy>t. ex-honsefunbwo
>>580614475I know it was you who made this OP dacchi
>>580616634if they are so good then why did you leave them behind you slut?
>>580616634I hate club hopping umigers bro...
>>580615959>sovlful mambo ads stop>sovlful honsefun ads resume
>>580615959There was an anon who wanted an A club without drama. I think he got poached by Mambo.
>>580616924I chuckled, nice one.
>>580615208oh ok. Tachyon MLB is potentially worth it, but rainbow crystals are an exceptionally valuable resource, and we only get 4 per year if you 100% all events/missions/legends races etc. So if your carat stash isn't fat, you might consider saving it as insurance for Ramonu or Pasa.
>>580616710>>580616725fuck em leeches bruv, if you make more than your club is worth you join a better club, simple as
How does parent farming work? Got this Suzuka in URA, next I use her as an inspiration to inherit URA sparks from her and try to get Unity Cap sparks, then do the same with next scenarios?
I've club hopped 5 times
>>580615137>Pero
>>580617143but how many of your clubbies have you fucked?
>>580617062NyesI think the best spark skills in URA are Racing Stamina, Power and Mood, but someone can correct me
>>580617027Concept of leechers is retarded.>join club with 50 mil a month requirement>some one doing 100 mil a month>50 mil people are leechers>join club with 100 mil a month>congrtatz you're leacher in the eyes of 200 mil a month people
>>580616630do you have her as a Keion?
>>580615825oh yeah? I DON'T THINK SO, BUSTER! UNO REVERSE
>>580617294This leech gets it
>>580617210I'm not a whoreI'm touring /uma/
>>580616865There are two elites in /uma/, the Illumanati (/uma/ Club, Uma&co, Dacchis), and the Reptilumans (Mambo, Autis/uma/, TamaLove, HonseFun)I'm not saying more than that
>>580617393if not a whore then why whore shaped
>>580617360I'm top 3 earner in my club actually like unironically
>>580617442We have other A+ clubs too
>>580617143B**********...
>>580617294wrongif the qouta is 50m, if you do 50m you are finethe people below that are leeches, but the leech thing hardly applies to clubs with qoute since leeches are just easily kicked, it's more about clubs without qoutas who get abused
>>580617342A human could never win against an umamusume.
>>580617062Good shit, get this greatgrandparent into GL pair her up with a borrow that has similar racing spirit across the legacy, then bang your head against the wall until you get another greatgranparent with all the racing skills across the board, or if you'll get lucky and hit a good blues/pinks then you got grandparent ready
>>580617796Maybe most umas but I'm sure the small and weak ones like Urara and Nishino could be
>>580617796Nishino-chan kowaithose eyes frighten me
>>580617687>if the qouta is 50m, if you do 50m you are fineThat's fine for you, but it's not fine for someone who thinks you're a leecher and pulling the club down from S to A+ with your pity 50m."
>>580616710depends on how long ago. Ive only kicked people for inactivity since the end of mant
>>580617579name 2
>>580617581drats...
>>580617305Nope
>>580617919shouldn't have made qouta 50m then lol,but in all seriousness that's why the only S club doesn't have a set qouta, because it varies a lot
>>580617989Bricked and that one club with umatubers
>>580617294It's a pretty simple concept actually. In order to stay in A+, every member needs to do 90 mil fans a month. Anyone below that number relies on high earners, thus they are leeching off of them and don't actually belong in that rank.
Whoa!
>>580618310>In order to stay in A+, every member needs to do 90 mil fans a month.But there are top 5 earners who think you're all leechers, because if you worked like them, you'd all be in S.
>>580618037Hey I look forward to your report, I'm curious to know if other clubs are nice or notHopefully my club is going to be well rated, I expect at least 4 stars
>>580618310>90mit's 100m
>>580618198I have never poked at UMADash because I'm sexually attracted to their danchou, good thing that is soon going to change
>>580617904>dropping your guard around Urara
don't be late
I need Kawakami Princess in my life.
>>580618310a club needs to always have high earners and low earners. When everyone is making the same amount of fans someone will bound to get an idea that they can reach higher, or someone would think they aren't having their savior complex stroked hard enough by carrying the club. Unless it's a club filled with bots, I just don't see a club having a baseline minimum quota of the average to maintain the rank
>>580618198Well they're not part of the elites
>>580618610You need THIS?
>>580618535aiieeeee mambwos queue those runs
>>580618572
It's a new day!
>>580618815Cute cafe
Oissuu
>>580618703Yes
>>580618512But I never said anything about a report!? why not do it nowB+ are pure comfy but I'm too active for themA+ has this pressure on you to do something (runs)A is just about right for me
>haven't seen this uma's stats>check it on gametora>"Medium Pacer">close tabVery original.
Damn my medium team is InsaneDirt team is shit though
>>580619183this is a pacegawd game chud
>>580616997>4 per yearIs this while being f2p or paypigging
>>580619245She will save the game.
>>580619026>>580619323There are no p2w crystals, afaik
>>580619026Rickey!
>>580619026Oisu
SS: 14.4mS+: 11mS: 8.3mA+: 3.7mA: 2.3mB+: 715k
>>580619445COPA?!
Cygames should add a quality of life update that allows us to reset the available songs. Why the fuck do I have to glue a run because I got support card events in all 3 options? Especially that there are 4 of these shitty songs, so this can happen to you twice.
drama?
>>580619604>whywell, luck is a skill, after all
C.B.'s song is so pretty... But it's kinda hard to keep up with. I need to listen to it more to get it memorized
>>580619026WHERE ARE THE SHOES I NEED TO DONATE SHOES
>>580620135you snooze you lose
>>580620135>requests 1.5th anniversary ticket
Hello friends!!
Sudden urge to have sex with Curren-chan in exchange for drama (I don't have any drama and she knows it but still agreed)
>>580620417Good morning, babydachi!
fat fuck friday
>>580620417fuck you
>>580620417Hello weirdo
new parent unlocked
>>580620714congratulations, otosan
>>580620562
>>580620484>>580620594
Which umas apart from Suzuka and Bourbon are gluggers?
>>580620929still wishes she was so thick
>>580621129I love her flat version too
>>580620417
>>580620929>Still in lard
I have like 7 working end xogs with stroll + med S but have no idea which one performs the best
>>580621259
>>580618310>In order to stay in A+, every member needs to do 90 mil fans a month.explain this math? sounds like bullshit to me
>mambo gets its final member>rank doesnt go uphuh
>>580621552cuz the bottom 5 arent playin
>>580620519
>>58061853560M is plenty for A+
>>580621667Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>580620417Hello babydachy!
>>580621697>>580619481Most clubs are being caried by autist
>>580621440the last thing you see before losing your rights as a trainer.
>>580621627>blaming the bottom 5 when the other 25 are doing subpar jobLmao
I want an AMERICAN uma
HOLY SHIT I REALLY WANTED HER EVEN MADE A POST EARLIER ABOUT IT HELL YEAHHHHH SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580621627Half of Mambo aren't playing.
T500 fan output is currently around 3.7m per day per memberso to pull your own weight, you need to do around 111m this month in A+
>>580622367Sorry she's mine
please join honsefun
>>580620135These are the korean style emotes yeah?
>>580622390Inari One bro gj!!
AHHHHHHH I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO I WANNA IMPREGNATE LIGHT HELLO
>>580622279yes i am in fact blaming the people who do nothing over the people who do something
>two first song choices are triple support chain songsRNG is a bitch
>>580622461>making calculations that will become obsolete once half tp ura comes aroundLmao
>>580622367here.
>>580622572yassss
>>580622502Bro all clubs right now are having troubles, you will do it bwos
>>580622608gwo the new day just started should either use their daily average for the month or their monthly total
>>580622608Yeah blame danchou for not kicking them instead of bitching here how you're all doing your BEST just to be a... a... *pfft* ... A FUCKING A RANK CLUB LMAO
>>580622823I imagine him looking at those stats seething in rage while the guy in question is just sleeping comfortably
>>580620519I am quite fond of this cracker.
>>580622498>>580622672No no, the other American uma. The one with the big butt. You know the one.
>>580620430source?
>>580623045I eat this every day
>>580623123that's sloppa anon
>>580620417Hi babydachi!!!!!!!!!
>>580623016
>>580623224Ummm hag butts are especially stinky
>9/11>club race has 4 winnersWhat did danchou (umallah as-salam) mean by this?
>>580622367
>>580623326I know, so are their pits, it's great
>>580622645we already know the actual 1/2 TP outputit was only like 700k-1m more in A+only S clubs spam refill TP for fan runT500 people just want to loop
>>580623420That's a slut pose
are clubs really that big of a deal
>>580623601Dying clubs do be like that
I love my genius wife!
bullied by Nature for sexual favors
Love how I went from>I NEED CLOCKS (MANT)to>I NEED TOUGHNESS 30 (GC)Really enjoy not being able to spend that 30 millions coins on anything
>>580623601they aren't, the carats are not that much of a deal if youre within A and S rank, but if you push anons to care about their e-penis and whisper the right words at the right time, it becomes a huge deal and is funny to see them going at each other
>>580623740I love cute girls turning into sluts for me
>>580623740Nature, I can see your panties...very clearly...
cute D+ club dwellers giving their opinions
>>580623601not really, but it's an easy thing to get mad over when there's not much else to talk about here.
Rice...
>>580622587I already did
https://poal.me/c9ihunhttps://poal.me/c9ihunhttps://poal.me/c9ihun
>>580623407something something daiwa's twin towers
I swear there's a music from Naruto you can put in the background of this thread.
>>580623819People don't like it when they put a lot of effort in something while others leech off their hard work. That's why /Uma/Club fills up easily, their Danchou forces everyone to do the bare minimum
>>580624069How big are Anshinzawa's tits exactly?
what if chiyo was a bratty loli
Bell-chan is practically slobbering when she thinks about men
i downloaded a fly's brain and made it run my GL careers
>>580624210sex
>>580623819Why don't these complainers make a new club then
>>580624046
>>580624264because complainers only know how to bitch they can't do anything on their own
>>580624347can we cuddle
I hate Daiwa Scarlet
The Shooting Star of Doskoinpo
>>580624091something ACTUALLY interesting will happen here. one day.
