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Thanquol soon, friends!
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>>580636780
based
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They forgot to add Valten and the Avatar of Sigmar.
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>>580637049
>Sigmar
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lahmian handmaidens owe me sex
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>Legendary Heroes mod
>Wood Elf hero who fires the standard magic arrow that every mod uses ever since Sisters of Twilight had them
>Also if giant eagles are near his target the arrow explodes into an armor piercing vortex spell
Holy shit at first I thought it was OP as fuck, then upon realizing it's near giant eagles only I kind of love it since those fuckers are trash in campaign.
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How do I marry an asur handmaiden?
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I wish I was an empire handgunner...
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I wish I was a Kislevite Streltsi.
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WHERE IS KRELL?
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I wish I was a Nan-Gau Grenadier
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I wish I was a Handmaiden of the Everqueen...
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>>580638383
you would constantly be getting impregnated on a 9 months cooldown you undserstand that right?
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>>580638604
hot
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Why do CHAOS factions have such great control?
Why do ORDER factions have such bad control?
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Karl zoggin Franz.
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>>580638718
cause chaos redditors expect handheld campaigns
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>>580637346
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why does the search function on steam workshop not work 70% of the time
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>>580638982
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lol they nerfed teutongen into the shitters
It already had garbage animation and now it's even more garbage
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>>580639189
YOU DON'T GET IT A NON SHIT UNIT FOR EMPIRE IS AGAINST THEIR THEMATICS OF HAVING EVERYTHING BE SHIT

BUT STORMFIENDS 1 UNIT RAIDBOSS THAT RAPES IN RANGED AND MELEE AND IS TANKY FOR THE RAT HORDE FACTION IS JUST HOW IT IS MAN, that's how it should be, it plays into their power fantasy
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We need more cute women in Total War
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>>580638718
Chaos is fine with just beating the shit out of you to follow them.
Order needs to worry about appeasing people.
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>>580639289
Silence singlecel
Multiplayer GODS will determine if it is balanced or not
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Stormfiends models look very low quality with the little brain-rat-dude in their back not moving at all, just standing there with their little arms half raised.
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>>580640679
Skaven lose another dlc, when will the rats catch a break?
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>>580640679
Abomination has the same issue doesn't it?
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>>580639189
- 30 armor
- 2 MA
- 5 MD
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>>580638982
The new workshop fucking sucks, wish they kept the old one
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>>580640679
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>>580639189
Good the Empire shouldnt have Chosens-tier infantry. They will be good only with Boris campaign LL perks

>>580639289
Stormfiends will be OP as long as the MP lobby its fine with them
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Why do we let a tiny minority of people control the vast majority of us?
Why do they get to make demands whilst we can only acquiesce?
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>>580641890
If you don't like it climb the ladder of society
Oh wait you're a fucking manlet dumb socially autistic ugly genelet so you can't
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The multiplayer cabal was weak...
Witness true power!
*shows 100% achievements*
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>>580642052
yes, that is the avg mptard
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>>580641890
OY VEY!
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WIGHT POWER
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>>580641380
>>580642350
are you telling me this isn't a goofy mod?
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>>580642761
Too many Charlemagnes...
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>>580640679
>>580641380
>>580642350
Exact same issue with the Skink Oracle. He doesn't move in the slightest. God that whole last Lizard DLC was a trainwreck model-wise.
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>>580643293
Which DLC?
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>>580637049
Pivoted, along Mung the brual and sinking of Ulthuan Crisis Event.
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The Empire has no units left... Grim
But so many Legendary Lords and Legendary Heroes to add... Grave
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>>580642761
They're based on official Warhammer Fantasy Battles models, and unfortunately the Skaven aesthetic had yet to be perfected before the discontinuation of that game. It wasn't until many years later that peak Skaven aesthetics were achieved, but for a different game altogether.
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>>580643565
>noooo you can't stop you haven't added Captain Higgles Cumbredor from the side paragraph of pg.57 of the 2nd edition!
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How many DLCs do you think that we will get next year?
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>>580644193
Jesus Christ how do I mod these out of my game
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>>580644193
official CA models vs most casual hobby modder
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>>580643423
>last Lizard DLC
Is your brain the size of a peppercorn?
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>>580643423
The Skink and the Bull
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Are wood elves meant to be boring?
The start of the campaign is amazing, figuring out how to beat various factions with your small ranged based armies, skirmishing the fuck out of them.
Now I'm sitting here waiting for rituals to complete, and have super archers that just murder fuck anything and everything before they even get close.
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>>580643423
Silent & Fury ?
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>>580644443
At the rate things have been going probably 2 and maybe 2 of the "character-packs". Honestly it seems like they can shit out new units and characters pretty quickly with their design staff, it's the design and spaghetti code mechanics that take them forever to do.
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Cao Cao
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>>580644443
I'm guessing that they'll probably be smaller in scope than this one. Probably individual character packs or at most dual race DLCs, so maybe 3. Assuming that the poor reception to Bhashiva didn't cancel plans for individual character packs anyway. Which hopefully it didn't since the idea is sound. It's just that who the fuck cares about a DLC that's all OC tigermen for Cathay? I guarantee if the first character pack was for the Empire or VCounts it would have sold gangbusters.
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>>580644973
According to rumors, it's because GW only wants them to put out DLC related to things that GW is trying to sell now.
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I think we actually need another Kislev+Tzeentch DLC.
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>>580644832
Every campaign is this howeverbeit
Once you make outrider grenades and hochland and helstorm the game is just done
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>>580645192
That's why I ended up quitting my Elspeth campaign.
I didn't have this problem with Skaven, Vampires, Tomb Kings, or Bretonnia.
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>>580645157
Kislev would be cool but I don't know if CA would make one.
Tzeentch DLC is about 90% certain.
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>>580644667
Great alt look for Tyrants. Terrible for Greasus.
>Still no good palanquin mod
Why the fuck are his only options the scrapwood gokart and a piece of floor carried by Gnoblars?
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>>580645404
Skaven you can with weapons teams but if you make remotely soulful armies it stays pretty fun yeah
Those other three are just weak factions (this is a good thing)
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>>580645514
Sorry but wheeling about is just gross and so is being carried by a gnoblar swarm, Thorgrim should get up off his fat fuck ass too
It is funny how Kugath has it but it's impossible for Greasus though
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>>580645561
I try to keep my armies somewhat thematic with the lord/faction.
That's why I assumed Elspeth was the only shit LL for Empire, but I am starting to have my doubts about that.
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>>580644667
that is what he would look like in AoS overdesigned
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Why didn't they ever add Gorfang Rotgut as a LL?
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>>580645103
Tigermen for TOW soon then ?
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That's a pretty cool DLC, CA... but where is the Tomb Kings rework?
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Pegasus knights didn't do so good...
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>>580642350
Man, these guys were the sickest shit in vermintide. Shame there aren't any default rat ogre bosses but I understand they're lowscale compared to these
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We still haven't seen any Legendary Lords in Total War: Warhammer 40,000.
The closest thing was that Terminator Librarian but he was just a high-tier generic lord.
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>>580645157
>>580645512
Shouldn't it be a Tzeentch FLC?
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>>580646967
It should, but it won't be.
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>>580646868
I feel like LLs this time around are going to be more like unlocks than characters you start with. Like, if you start as a non-custom chapter (or whatever subfactions your current faction operates with), you will just design a custom company captain, play as a custom chapter would, and after doing X amoung of things, you'll unlock whatever characters your chapter has, like Calgar, Ventris, Sicarius or Guilliman for Ultramarines. While as a custom chapter you'll probably get further ways to empower your initial lord which in this case is an actual chapter master.

Just theorizing.
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>>580645157
"Changes in Shadow" DLC:
>Cathay
Monkey King
>Tzeentch
Egrimm van Horstmann
>Kislev
Vampire Tzarina Kattarin
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>>580645725
It blows my mind that they gave Kugath a nice palanquin and made the guy who's so rich and self-important that he views walking as beneath him ride around on a cart that looks like the gnoblars pushing it put it together out of some scrap wood in an afternoon. If the proper gnoblar carpet was so hard for CA, they very easily just could have given him a proper palanquin. Literally just say he commissioned an Empire artisan to make it for him like his crown. Make it the gaudiest thing anyone's ever seen and it would be perfect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpmiq8sTH0k
https://youtu.be/MiYaz_MBjIk
https://youtu.be/MPMqzuvTpPI
Why can't our voice lines go this hard...
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>>580646868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPTnnLJ_lsU
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>>580647562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laznpt0f3y8
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>>580647384
https://youtu.be/kmgRv2V_7P4
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>>580646868
New system doesn't have LLs, just optional Hero-tier single units
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>>580647615
He do be a real one
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>>580645103
That is really annoying. GW is really annoying.
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>>580639189
supposed to suck
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>>580646724
which vtuber was this? link if streaming
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>>580647562
Galdius Relic of War + DoW sounds mod is peak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecB6Eh7f3l8
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>>580647772
>I am a generous god.
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>>580648316
She just finished, Stimpak
Shit at games normie so don't expect much besides early access
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https://youtu.be/Uu92uqtClnU
wallahi we're finished
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>>580646724
Wyverns always were the better flier option.
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>>580647591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvbiICfYMZc&t=123
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>>580647562
Peasant banter is peak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MjtQLcBXgA
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>>580645103
>>580648095
This wouldn't surprise me in the least. Especially with how gigacorpo GW has become in the last decade+. They actively discourage creativity in a lot of the hobby now and the only bits they give in the boxes now are things you can use directly according to their dogshit rules.
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Bros... I'm getting too dogshit to play Legend/VH and only win... it's over for me
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>>580646528
If anything the AoS tyrant could use some additional swag. At least a fancy hat or something so you know he's the boss and not just muscle.
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New Nagashizzar map with Undead Legion new assets for the city (that was expected of course) but also 100% unique buildable towers and barricades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXvTGTx8muA
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>>580649192
just depends who you pick innit
some campaigns are just getting fucking reamed from two or more sides at once
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>>580649769
>100% unique buildable towers and barricades.
Now if only CA would change the shitty building mechanic to let your place things anywhere you want AND only buildable before the start of battle.
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>>580649727
Gigamogged by the free city guy. And not ust because civilized ogres are like twice the height of "wild" ones
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Did they say how many random landmarks there would be?
They said there's a Dragon Graveyard that spawns randomly on the map and becomes a Landmark for any undead faction to get zombie dragons, but what about any others?
How much will randomized landmarks change the Modding game?
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>>580650713
We need entire random maps
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>>580648683
>8.39
>blow the falcon horn of Fredemund!

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Falcon-horn_of_Fredemund
>This ancient horn was once used by the Grail Companion, Duke Fredemund of Aquitaine. When blown, this horn emits a piercing cry, and the skies become filled with all manner of birds, in memory of the great man
Does this item even exist in the game? If not, it should be.
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>>580650338
I've had huge ping pongs and back and forths with Imrik and Queek but I'm mostly just not able to micro and use units as effectively real time. Seeing AI rebels cycle charge me better than I can with dark riders was like a wake up call
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>named tankcool
>is the opposite of cool and the lamest shit ever.
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Now that we have official Lahmia vampires, what is Vamp-chan now? Is she a typical femVon Carstein bloodline vampire?
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>>580652689
Can you field only Lahmian vampires + skellingtons?
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>>580652689
Yeah.
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Times you acted like uhhhhh *checks notes* The Masque of Slaanesh?
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>>580653018
will always be funny
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>>580653186
I guess I have broken into dance late at night alone in my room at times.
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>>580653018
toal wah is toal bullshet
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>>580653284
yeah gets me every time
some anon needs to catalogue more melties
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>>580652689
Basically any vampire in the Counts army can be assumed to be a Von Carstein unless specified otherwise. Really hoping they end up being the next Skaven/WoC where they get built up to have a lot of unique factions based on the missing bloodlines.
Why do the textures look so low res here? They look crunchier than I feel like they should be for a brand new unit.
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Hop on Hyenas
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>>580654086
Go back pidor.
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>>580646868
>>580647591
There is also Calgar in first trailer
But yeah, game is not designed around named characters.
That tutorial story campaign doesn't even make any sense if you play as any preestablished Chapter. It's entirely designed around custom chapter with a generic Chapter Master instead
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>top spellcaster LL of their race
>doesn't have loremaster or greater arcane conduit
Shockingly common.
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>>580645817
He'll be amazing with his mortis engine mount
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>>580654936
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>>580654794
Who are Gelt, Fay Enchantress, Wurrzag and Sayl?
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>>580653018
Volound was right and he won btw.
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to spume or not to spume
that is the question
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>>580652689
flat
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>>580655135
>Gelt, Wurrzag and Sayl
Lack both loremaster and greater arcane conduit.
>Fay Enchantress
Has loremaster but lacks greater arcane conduit.
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>>580655261
What flavour of spume?
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>>580651579
Thanquol is the coolest-cutest rat to ever Skaven tho
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>>580655606
grape
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>>580655847
That shit really rots my gut
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>>580655135
Gelt never really claimed to being the top spellcaster of his race or era, he's just the one with the most self-awareness in the setting
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>>580655929
>"Gelt never really claime-"
>"I AM SUPREME"
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>>580651579
Aren't girls the cutest when they are kinda retarded though?
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>>580655075
>>580654936
Woah, that is pretty cool yeah. Though skaven struggle to hold the line well enough generally
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LORE OF METAL!
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>>580656074
>Though skaven struggle to hold the line well enough generally
Not with Stormfiends.
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>>580656065
Neferata must be adorable by your reckoning.
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>>580656065
>tfw no retard goth elf speech impediment 6 foot ginger paraguayan gf
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>>580656268
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>>580656063
I mean, he is the SUPREME PATRIARCH
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>>580654936
Oh good he gets the cauldron. I was hoping he would. Well done TCLAP for not missing this.
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Me as a Norscan
>No! You Chaos gods won't have this soul! I love the Lady of the Lake! Rargh! Rargh! Arf! Woof! Rrgghh!!!
That's how I'd be
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>>580654794
What about factions where random bum ass lords and heroes are better wizards than most other factions in the game?
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>nurgle wins the dlc
>again
tired of this shit
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>>580656714
No, you as a norscan would be
>be born a scrawny weak little faggot
>get thrown out to be eaten by skinwolves, trolls, or whatever various monsters happen to be walking about outside the camp
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>>580656840
What is the norscan relationship with skin wolves.
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>>580656780
Highly doubt it. Niggash wins with rats second. Stinky boi(s) may fight Boris for third place.
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>>580656774
Tzeentch, high elves and lizardmen?
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>>580656937
BLESSED
BY TZEEEEEENTCH!
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I would be the first Norscan to build a library.
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>>580656063
Alright, so maybe he buys into his own hype a *bit* much, but how is a lore of metal merchant going to claim to be the ultimate sorcerer? Besides, isn't that his title?
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>>580657045
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>>580656714
>>580656840
Anon implies he's already a skin wolf, in which case he'd be a nutcase weirdo who's unapproachable on a good day.
>>580656885
They're basically Beastmemes but treated rather well, since Skin wolves look over a tribe and aid in their defense and typically get tribute or sacrifices. They don't live with the tribe though, since being a skin wolf kind of turns you into a violence-prone psycho. It's like the prestige edition of a Norscan
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>>580656885
Does the human have food for the pupperino?
Does the humerino give scritchies to the hecking doggo?
You KNOW that's right.
In this camp, skinwoofers sleep inside, too
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>>580657776
>allowing a skinwolf to sleep with the tribe
Asking to get mauled or raped in your sleep Svenanon
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>>580657584
Aren't all norscans chaos addicted violent psychos though?
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>>580655135
Gelt and Wurrzag shouldn't have it as they're shitter wizards in comparison to the actual top tier wizards of the world. Fay and Sayl are debatable.
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>>580656885
Males sleep outside
Females sleep in my bed
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>>580657957
ohhh sweatie no x
not ALL Norscans
there ARE good Norscans
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>>580657957
Yes but they're actually trying to live and survive for the most part. Skin wolves are like if the Norscan version of Norscan existed, to the Norscan version of an Empire man.

For the most part it's not like skin wolves and other weretribes are unreasonable, they're just hard to predict and even less open to talking things out. Which is mostly why they aren't allowed to live with the tribe despite being considered one of the tribe most of the time
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>>580658242
FYI these are nerfs that were already planned. We're gonna get another round of nerfs one the shills feedback is taken into account :^)
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>>580657957
Most of them are legit not much different from real history vikings, only they have monsters living near them and their gods will actually fuck with things in their lives. They don't usually reach "Kill everyone ever" status until a big Chaos lord unites some tribes to march south.
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>>580658532
good :)
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>>580657957
>Aren't all norscans chaos addicted violent psychos though?
The average reiklander probably thinks so. But depends on the tribe.
Most norscans are just vikings. They raid, they trade, mutations and the gods are just a fact of life for them. Some tribes purge all visible mutants, some just cull the ones that seem like bad omens, others get a little too "look how blessed I am" about it. They consider the people of the south weak, and the tribes of the farther north chaos addicted violent psychos.
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>>580657957
no theyre people who worship real gods with real power, and if the gods say do something, youre going to do it because youre not some godless southlander
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>>580658532
Teutogen guard with 75 armor soon
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why did CA ruin norsca....
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>>580658705
>The average reiklander probably thinks
Gonna need an independent fact check on that
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>>580658875
I'm an average Ostlander and I hate those fucking Kislevites.
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>>580650713
>random Landmarks
QRD ?
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>>580658369
You're telling me if your bro turned into a skin wolf you wouldn't let him cuddle?
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>>580659670
Think he means the unusual locations that pop up randomly during a campaign. Like the random Skaven lab you can get that gives 50 research at the cost of 30 skaven corruption per turn.

Side note: I might try a Beastman campaign soon. Who has the best experience? I just did a Dechala campaign so I would prefer a lord whos strat isn't "1v20 the enemy army"
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>>580658705
To be fair, this is because Muties (who aren't all Satyrs and Minotaurs) are purged, abandoned, or else throughout the lands of the man instead of somewhat respected like the Norscans do to their muties
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>>580659970
Taurox followed by Malagor
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>>580652689
She is just called "Vampire".
Which is very stange since at Lord tier all your vampires are linked to a Bloodline ("von Carstein vampire Lord" / "Lahmian vampire Lord" / "Necrarch vampire Lord" etc etc ...), even the "Strigoi Ghoul King" is called Strigoi.
She is the only vampire in the whole VCounts roster without a Bloodline lineage right now.
Maybe they will rename her "von Carstein" in futur.
still the best tities
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>>580656268
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>>580652689
>>580660224
I need a vampire harem so much it's unreal.
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>>580640263
Do you think you losers will finally get support in 41k? They need to just fuckin hire an MP lead or scrap it rather than keeping it as this tacked on slop
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>>580659670
>>580659970
In the deep dive into nagash's campaign mechanics, the dev said one of the things they added is a Dragon Graveyard Landmark, when you start a campaign, one of several locations has a chance of spawning as a Dragon Graveyard.
Undead Legions and Vampire Counts who capture this settlement can build the landmark building to unlock Zombie Dragon recruitment.

This implies that they're building support for semi-randomized landmarks in the campaign.
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>>580660224
I think it was Sotek or someone else who said that he was told they were considering renaming it to von Carstein vampire, but since they don't know if they'll ever add Blood Dragon Vampire Hero or Strigoi Vampire Hero or Necrarch Vampire Hero, it seemed preemptive.
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>>580656714
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>>580660224
The ideal is that she eventually gets turned into a Von Carstein hero, the obsolete Ghoul king gets turned into a hero, and we get hero versions of Blood Dragons and Necrarchs. It makes me wonder when the next Vampire Counts content will come. It'd be great if it was planned shortly after the End Times DLC but it'll probably be a while out.
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rome 2 is trash
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>>580660964
>>580661192
strigoi shouldnt get vampire heroes because theyre all extremely old and dont spread around like von carsteins or lahmia
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stupid rats i hate u reeeeeeee
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>>580656885
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>>580653018
how can anyone take him seriously when he doesnt consider shogun 2 to be part of the "bad" games? shogun 2 started the arcadey crap
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>end times DLC
>balthasar still metal wizard
CA didn't even try
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Da gobbo brigade will win. BIG time
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>>580656885
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>>580661192
> the next Vampire Counts content
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fuck this guy
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>>580663085
Bro, where's your random lord?
No supply lines means you should have a lord every where.
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>>580662534
>Be a Norscan
>Blessed to have you(the monster) rip it's way out of your mangled body
>Be blessed again from a successful battle to have you (the man) rip your way out of your mangled furry body with regeneration and beeg muscles
Chaos gods are dicks
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>finally getting around to play bashiva
>no rors added in her dlc
huh
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>>580662220
Inspired by ET, not ET.
he his learning about the Auric Bastion from Cathay, not from Vampires in TWW universe
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>>580662534
>Skin Wolves (Slaanesh)
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Shortstacks
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>>580663085
crabed
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1st time playing Sayl here.
Is the "Attention of the Gods" supposed to go down on its own over time?
There is an hourglass cooldown at the bottom, but every time it reaches 0, my Attention level does not drop at all and the cooldown just restarts
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>>580659825
I thought all skin wolves turned female?
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I know which chaos god this one serves
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>>580666613
Do you think slaanesh disappeared from age of sigmar because they were afraid of what they had created?
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*vores you*
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>>580665815
It's supposed to drop down to the next tier when it hits 0
I'm gonna assume cheats are interfering with it
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>>580663024
Hey, they have more shit to add to the game than any elf faction.
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>>580666854
I love how they blatantly tried to retcon him out of existence, and when people got upset, they just rushed out a bunch of slaanesh stuff and suddenly all of the shills said "no, see, they were planning this the whole time, the multi-year long ruse was for the plan!"
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Bretonnia rework when?
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>>580667524
Hot also it would be a great honor to be eaten by Miao Ying.
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>>580664034
Can't show that in Christian Warhammer games
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Regarding having time to play the game while employed, I managed to strike gold and find a job where I work from home a few days a week and my job is ridiculously simple. I get sent stuff that is flagged by a machine (dodgy comments in emails, texts etc) and if I think they are sus, I hit the report button.
That's it. That's my entire job, and I get paid decently to do it. No phone calls. No human contact required. It also helps that this time of year, the suits don't yap as much, so there is less stuff being flagged by the machine.
In fairness, I am autismo maximus and my last two jobs were disasters where I got let go a few months into each (one was my fault, one wasn't). Only problem is that this is a contractor job so if they say fuck off tomorrow, I don't have much in the way of protection.
To any fellow UKers out there, it's genuinely not your fault. Companies are swamped with a squidillion applications and the only job I managed to keep that wasn't contract work was in 2022.

One piece of advice I would give is to try to look for the 'professional' agencies where you live. Obviously, you get the shit ones that are plonked on the high street which is working in factories and stuff, but there is a market for 'better' workers at different kinds of agencies and through recruitment consultants (people with experience in admin, banking, tech etc). Generally, they are paid quite well, but don't come with all the bells and whistles of normal employment since they are an agency.
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>>580668736
nigga who asked
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new teutogan guards are dogshit

vs Tzar Guard: Loss
vs Hammerers: Loss
vs Black Orcs ( Great Weapons ): Win
vs Chaos Warriors: Win
vs Chosen: Loss

The nerf reduced their armor by 20 but it didn't seem to make a huge difference. Also to factor in: They are as expensive as regular chosen, lose handily to ALL variants of Chosen: Shield version included. Do win vs all versions of Chaos Warriors and lose....vs almost every unit of elite infantry I tried them against.

Further testing:

vs Swordmasters of Hoeth: Loss
vs White Lions of Chrace: Even Trade
vs Har Ganeth Executioners and Black Guard: Loss
vs Infernal Guard: Loss
vs Grave Guard ( Great Weapons ): Loss
vs Empire Greatswords: Loss.

thankyou REDDITORS
THANK YOU
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>>580668960
The next Bretonnia update.
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>>580663386
yeah, but its funny though
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>>580669002
>vs Empire Greatswords: Loss.
LMAO, your "Empire Chosen" gentlemen
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>>580669002
>E-Empire is supposed to suck...
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>>580669002
b-but empire is the reddit faction! why don't they want their guys buffed? makes no sense!
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>>580669002
is there a before and after?

imagine overnerfing a dlc unit that hasn't really been out yet...
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>>580669449
they've done it before with depth guard iirc
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>Release Nagash who is so powerful his entire faction is instabanned in MP
>Release Glottkin, one of the strongest Chaos lords ever, almost impossible to kill
>Release Stormfiends instantly catapulting Skaven from shit-tier to S-tier in MP
>Release the strongest unit in TW history in Screech Verminking
>Nerf Empire units
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND REDDITORS
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>>580669002
As long as they hold the line for a decent amount of time before losing I won't really mind
I don't want Greatswords invalidated and I don't want to see them dumpster Chosen
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>>580666854
Slaanesh is unironically so edgy that it's great for marketing, but him and Khorne undoubtably keep the IP in chud territory that they desperately want to leave. As always, the reason is shareholders and greed. The bottom line must go up, at the cost of absolutely everything
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>>580669002
I thought these guys had vastly better stats than Greatswords how are they losing?
>Trading against White Lions
'Ack tier

Is it an animation thing? A lot of sucky units I've notice do absolutely nothing a lot of the time meanwhile some ridiculous shit like mangler squigs are like spinning 24/7 and butcher whatever they come in contact with
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>>580669773
the real problem is the empire units are 100% reused assets and the same price as the others
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>>580670223
and they look like shit
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How big is a skaven compared to a human?
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>>580670126
the stats are almost identical...
having shit animations can make you lose a 1v1 even with 30 melee atk up
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>>580669773
Empire is supposed to suck, now pay no mind to skaven having stronger daemons than the 4 chaos gods
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>>580670376
Skaven range from 4'7 to 5'11
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Stormfiend nerfs (to all)
> -500hp
> -4md
>+100gold to all

melee variants
> -3MA

range
> lose ammo

thoughts?
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>>580670376
Stormvermin are like 6 and a half feet tall
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>>580670660
Source?
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>>580670551
just out of the range of all tinderbitches...

>>580670739
based... stormvermin BRC...
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love greatswords
(but I do hope they're not better/more cost effective than teutogen even when outside of Boris' stack)
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Actually, the Empire should have no weaknesses and have chosen tier infantry because that way Karl Tranz our glorious king can conquer the entire map faster when I play on easy/easy! For the empire!!!!!!
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>>580670739
>>580670660
>>580670551
>>580670376
Queek is 7'0
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how important is nocticlus lorewise
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>>580670929
fucking BASED
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>>580670660
Retarded just like the nerfs to teutogen guard
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>>580670821
Enticity stream + reddit
(left from CA's Total War short, right from stream today)
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For Kislev.
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>>580671335
Holy shit CA is so fucking gay
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>>580671070
Completely unimportant
Just a cool character made for a spinoff game
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nerfs to units are good btw
this general unironically wanted the original thunderbarge in the game even though it beat the shit out of entire armies and won against its counters
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>>580670376
Most are manlet or midget tier human size.
Stormvermin are usually at least 6 ft.
Some, like Queek's boss are taller than that, and then you have a freak outlier like Ska Bloodtail who I think is like orc tier tall.
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>>580658183
Morgiana le Fay is insane.
Daughter of the Lady of the Lake, she's a demigoddess herself.
Wields all 8 winds like she is a freaking Slann or top elven caster
Can perform miracles with lore of life, or literally kill with a glance.
Has been around for millennia, and reincarnates insnatly on top of not aging
She's always underrated but she's among the top casters in the setting
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>>580671657
unpopular opinion but yeah, it's easier to play tamurkhan on very hard than it is to play skarsnik on normal in this game, I get that powercreep sells but it's also a bit silly

however, if people are gonna bitch only about empire and ignore the op stuff skaven and chaos got it rubs me the wrong way a bit
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>>580671806
I think stormfiends would be fine if they just had fewer models per unit
I always liked that the ones in the mod only had 4 models and they were still pretty effective without being utter bullshit
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>>580671796
actually shes just a mortis engine with life magic
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>>580671806
chaos is supposed to be op
order is supposed to suck
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>>580671919
Half a mortis engine*
But I was talking lore, not in-game. To explain why Morgiana deserves GAC.
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>>580669773
Empire is not allowed to be anything but an artillery merchant, please understand
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>>580672158
dont worry the bret rework will make her stronger than kroak with mapwide dwellers below with no friendly fire
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Favorite lore of magic?
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>>580670376
>>580670551
Stormvermin are 6'5"++, like anon here says>>580670956 Queek is tall for one, and even more impressively Ska and Gnawdwell are bigger. Your average underfed rat is basically a twink. Though clanrats are roughly human-sized, just gangly proportions.
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>>580672316
metal
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>>580672265
Just give Morgiana GAC, make her healing spells resurrect, and give her crazy healing cap for her army. She does that in lore. There's a kjmod that does that, among many things, and it makes her feel very unique.
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>>580672316
LORE OF METAL
DEATH METAL
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>>580672316
pit of shade my beloved
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>>580672316
Yang :3
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>>580672316
Hashut
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>>580672370
Is Gnawdwell really that tall though? Queek and Ska being like 7 feet and 8 feet is common knowledge but I don't remember Gnawdwell's size being referenced.
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>>580670412
I noticed when a single Slaanesh demon lord was beating both Malus (pre-demon) and his hero in melee at the same time. Or how Skarbrand basically runs through every unit.
>>580670892
I wish I could zoom in enough to notice all the units fighting without the battle getting fucked up as a result of me not paying attention
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Handmaidens
>Rape Teutogan Guards
>Rape exalted bloodletters (with active)
>Rape infernal ironsworns
>Rape wrathmongers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7FuhXUZIQA

WTF???
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>>580671335
MA nerf is practically meaningless because of frenzy + anti-infantry though, seems silly.
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>>580672626
Handmaidens? All serve me. Neferata was right btw.
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>>580672626
womyn > chuds
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>>580672595
>without the battle getting fucked up as a result of me not paying attention
that's why I play normal battle, I find the difficulty in battles sufficient anyways
if the AI starts kiting me like its a mp match imma be pissed off
campaign been playing hard but thinking of upping to very hard soon
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>>580672626
not enough cleavage!
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>>580640263
Sir, this is the straight man thread, the gaybar is two blocks down.
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>>580672626
vampire chosen....
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>>580672591
He's bigger than Queek I think, or at least stated to be broader, since Queek noticeably is intimidated by his presence. How much of that is Queek's un-Skavenly familial regard for Gnawdwell is up to interpretation though
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>>580669002
You think this is bad? Turin and the other MP faggots are hard at work getting the handmaidens nerfed (already got one today) as well as Nagash's faction getting nerfed altogether cause
>le access to all undead is le OP!!!!!!!
Anything cool that isnt skaven or chaos will get the depth guard treatment and you will like it
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Is Mannfred still the coolest, strongest and manliest Lord in the game?
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>>580672316
When Lore of Metal is unavailable I'm a big fan of the Purple Sun. Almost makes up for spirit leech being such a limp spell
>>580672579
Close third, one of the coolest starting spells
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>>580642350
>>580641380
I already want a cheat that remove these shit units, along Nagash warcraft units
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>>580672823
I find normal kind of too easy but I guess I could always just play it like a map painter
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>lore of midtal
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AIEEE
SCREECH-SAMA PLEASE NO
ILL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK
YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT?
ILL EAT YOUR SHIT
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>>580673410
even if i played VH battles I wouldn't use stat bonuses tho, that's just unfair
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>>580652689
>be from slut bloodline
>dress more conservatively than generic vampires
I fucking hate it so goddamn much.
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>>580673116
If Skaven are meant to be le strong why are half the LL's victim-tier and the other half are basically anti-jobbers who can't fight
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>>580673116
>the DREADED turin keeping the game fair and balanced for everyone
my fuarking hero
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>>580668521
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>>580673414
>Sentences uttered 5 seconds before a searing doom bombardment
>>580673584
Man he gets his own banner? That's fucking sick. Skaven winning yet again.
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>>580673584
skavenGODS >>> khornesissies
left is also immune to missiles btw
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>>580673584
WTF HOW DID THIS FUCKER ESCAPE THE NERFS????
MPGODS, GET ON IT!!!
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>>580673826
>fair and balanced for everyone
>empire loses every game
hmmm
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>>580673584
passfag, your response???????
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>>580671335
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Yin-Yin should be a loli
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>>580671796
Lol nah, I'm just gonna give her the blood kiss despite even Grail Knights having holy water for blood that's anathema to me I couldn't find the smile edit for Manny
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>>580673584
I would suck Skreech's dick :)
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so is skreech the king of skaven or something
I though thanquol led the skaven during the end times
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>>580674029
>empire loses every game
Because empire trannies are retarded, not because of their units.
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>>580669002
>vs Empire Greatswords: Loss.
Absolute peak comedy. To get beaten by the yardstick of dogshit elite infantry is certainly an achievement.
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>>580674223
He's the Horned Rat's first and most powerful daemon
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>>580674229
>the guy talking about sucking rat dick and getting plowed by nagash or mannfred or glotkin or whatever is calling empire players trannies
Irony is lost in this thread...
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>>580670551
So considerably below the human average.
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>>580673584
PASSFAG ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY PASSFAG
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>>580673860
Kino
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>>580674168
that would probably kill you, he's as tall as like 5 queeks put together and a demon besides, so I don't think they get any dicks
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>>580674649
>5'11
>below human average in a setting similar to late 1600's Yurop
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>>580675049
Yes?
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>>580675049
yes, shorty boy
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>>580674632
That's your fellow empire men asking for dick, not me.
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>>580675158
nope, skaven fags and chaos fags gaypost nonstop, vampire fags on occaission, I have never seen an empirebuddy gaypost though, just admit it, you post about rat penises then proceed to call empire players trannies in a bad projection
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>>580671383
For Ursun.
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>>580669002
It's another Depth Guard situation...
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Are flames of tzeentch consider large units?
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>>580675280
Empire fans are kinda annoying. Not as much as bretonnia fans though.
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>>580675128
>>580675146
5'11 is perfectly average, and I say this is as a 6'3 autist
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>>580675805
How bigs your cock bro...
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>>580674154
Morgiana will just laugh in "nah, I'm an elven demigoddess".
Even if you're Vlad and can vamp elves, she can just off herself and reincarnate in a new body.
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>>580675805
It's quite far from average actually.
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>>580676004
betting my 1999 toyota corolla this guy is a skaven player
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>>580676004
just shy of 7 but I don't split hairs and say 6.5, no I'm not huge.
>>580676103
What's the average?
>>580676136
Tomb Kings are my favorite but Skaven are a close 2nd
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Dark elf women?
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>>580653018
Being a turbo doomer is so easy
>Totah wah is jus purr sheet
There, I have just replicated volound's content for the past 10 years
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What are gulliman's campaign mechanics gonna be
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>>580676375
i meant the guy asking for ur dick size dumbass nigga
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>>580676486
Built for Big Teclis Cock
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So will you post gameplay here if you get into 40k beta?
Saw some people scared shitless of NDAs and pointing out how dawn of war alpha didn't leak anything (doubt)
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>>580644832
Proper end times events are what WE needed, the crises and unusual locations are merely distractions.
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>>580676715
of course
how the fuck would they find out nigga
lmao
if they hand it out to people oustide their parner shill program it'll leak immediatley
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>>580676486
Built for BDC(BigDwarfCock)
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>>580676665
Shieet maybe I am retarded
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>>580676945
Not to mention that if they are doing a global beta, good luck enforcing an NDA in a third world non-ocde country
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>goblin hewers
I don't get that unit
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No, I am not an NDA breaker... Wtf...?
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>>580677056
It hewers goblins.. duh
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>>580677056
It's for theming purposes only.
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>>580677176
Based lawful good anon
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Wait DlC come out already or not?
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>>580676097
Uhh bro? Your End Times lore?
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>>580676715
I'm too incompetent to show anything good but I would try
I'm sure everyone else has it covered though
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LL that make you go like this?
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>>580677564
No, it's just full blown media dumps now for the next two weeks
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>>580677569
Nobody cares about End Times lore for a reason. End Times was incredibly stupid, and this is just one more instance of it being stupid. It's even inconsistent within itself.

End Times states Morgiana is an elven demigoddess, then has her infected with vamp? LMAO

End Times states Morgiana defeated Arkhan and sent him running, then has her doing nothing in front of him?

Plus, like I said, she can off herself and just reincarnate. That she didn't is even more rétarded.
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PLAGUE monks
>No poison
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>>580677870
Dont forget, Grombrindal and Alith Anar just forgive Malekith because... they just do, okay?
And Thorgrimm forgot to close his escape route door... because he just did, okay?
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>>580677959
Posion doesn't cause plagues.
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>>580678018
Malekith was a good guy who was manipulated to betray Grom. Alith though? Who knows
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Bros.. I want to look forward to 40k, However, my CPU was outdated five years ago and replacing it with something viable essentially means buying new everything (PSU, Motherboard, CPU, ram at minimum). Sloppa has ensured that RAM is ridiculously priced (Unless Xi comes to the rescue)
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>>580677651
I want to have kids, but im scared shitless that my son will be a retard like this
With some luck I will have a daughter instead
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>>580678154
Malekith was not a good guy.
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>>580678154
>manipulated Grom and started the War of the Beards
>was forced to do it
kek!
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>>580677870
Everybody lkaughs and/or cries about the Fay's treatment in End Times, especially those who know her or how the setting works.

It's also hilariously bad from a writing persepctive: she was tacked on to a subplot she had absolutely nothing to do with and that would have remained the exact same with or without her, denied the culmination of her lifelong mission of raising Bretonnia to grow into the bulwark that would defend the world from Chaos alongside her and the Lady. And this was done in such an inane way, and with a borderline fetishistic treatment. All because writing her fighting the end times alongside the warriors she had raised for that very purpose for millennia required actual work.
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>>580678205
Anon, prices are never coming down again
Why do you think nvidia and amd are investing heavily into frame gen? They know niggas are too broke to upgrade
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>>580678205
Im facing the same issue, i have a decent set up now but it probably wont play 40k at max settings

oh well, an upgrade would be a new system lift pretty much like yourself

ggwp

>never getting a console tho
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>>580678212
>grow up in modern society
>life is hell, girls hate you, the media hates you, everyone portrays you as an evil bigot
>escape into vtubers
>get filmed secretly and treated like a freak
this would just cause someone to go even further away
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>>580677959
because they didnt have poison attacks on the tabletop
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>>580678404
I'm glad im a millenial because I just know I would be a clio loving incel loser if I was born 10 years later
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>>580678409
>trannytop
Not even CA cares.
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>>580678018
Of course. Everybody knows Dwarves and the elven incarnation of vengeance are very yunderstanding people, and that Malekith was just misunderstood and misguided.
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>>580678224
>>580678279
Morathi was neither a good mother nor a good person
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>dwarfs
>empire
>cathay
>vampirates
what other factions are there in this game where u can hyper focus on gunpowder units? kislev? I don't think so they only have the canon and streltsi, skaven would fit in but they don't rly use gunpowder they use magic laser miniguns n shi
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>>580678706
And she gave the meanest head
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>>580678212
>Is there anything more fucked than having a daughter
Anyway it all depends on how you raise them, just don't be an absentee
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>>580677651
Aww, how cute. I do the same but with miku and my dakis.
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>>580678706
Well, like mother like son. Nobnody cares who people come to do sh*t, jus that they do.

Nobody wakes up one day and decides to murder and torture, everybody gets there after some serious sh*t or sickness in the head, but it doesn't matter. They remain a threat to be stopped.
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>>580678706
This does not change the fact Malekith wasn't a good guy.
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>Teutogen Guards
>literal hand picked, elite of the elite of Knights to become the High Priest of Ulric's bodyguard
>an order where your rank, birth, or social status mean nothing, it's entirely merit and skill based
>they cant beat Greatswords, which are just swordsmen who were better than regular swordsmen
nice job CA!
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>>580679087
I mean the Greatswords are specifically rank and file men that got their sword entirely through merit and skill in the field.
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>>580679295
And the Teutogen Guard are elite knights who earned their rank through merit and skill in the field too, who stood out even further among their already elite companions.
By all accounts, they should not be losing to a fucking Greatsword.
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>>580679087
>>580679398
>Wolf furry faggots get blown out by real men
LE
MAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>580679087
welp
Better nerf greatswords, they are too overbuffed
(actually what a lot of redditors are saying rn)
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Do you like playing campaigns where you declare war on everyone on turn 1?
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>Yeah, the Handmaidens got murdered. Went from 7.9k hp to 6.6k hp, and their weapon strength went from 84 to 75.
lol
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
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>>580679891
>HEY YOU SEE ALL THESE FUN COOL UNITS?
>WELL FUCK YOU AND THEM, WE'RE GIVING THEM THE DEPTH GUARD SPECIAL!
>>580679635
... thought Hans, the Greatsword, in his last moment alive before his head was caved in by a BIG ULRICIAN HAMMER...
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>>580679878
I would really rather play a game where diplomacy was real and worked and was a meaningful part of the gameplay and challenge rather than an obtuse difficulty slider. But Total War being Total War, there's basically no reason to ever be at peace with any AI faction.
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>>580679891
Fuck off, they went through ironsworn like paper. If there's a melee unit that deletes premium tank infantry (not elite, damage dealing infantry, TANK infantry) then the unit is too strong.
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>>580680014
>... thought Hans, the Greatsword, in his last moment alive before his head was caved in by a BIG ULRICIAN HAMMER...
LEMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FURRIES CAN'T BEAT GREATSWORDS THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY
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>>580680014
>before his head was tickled by a furry's nerfed hammer
Lol
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>>580679891
The green one looks cathayan. Very pretty.
>>580680021
Bloodletters do that easily.
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>>580679891
They should swap the armor on the handmaidens with the normal vamp one, and give the lahmian armor to the other vamps.

Lahmians are supposed to be seductresses, not the others.
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Do you think that Total War would be better off without the multiplayer community?
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>>580680551
Yes
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>>580680551
Yes. MPfaggots ruin the game for muh ''balans''!
Spider Rider archers, nerfed because of them.
Summons? Nerfed because of them.
Depth Guard? Nerfed because of them.
Hiding in the Woods? You cant do that! It's against the rules!!!!!!
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>>580678985
He had the potential to be a good guy
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>>580681348
Yeah, maybe if he was raised by someone other than his manipulative whore, cunt of a mother.
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>>580680020
Some campaigns are kind of hard to do this with since the few natural enemies of AI factions mean you'll get dogpiled and raped in a corner by 15 armies, but being at war with literally everyone is also kino
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>>580680551
We need a grandlist of every units ruined by these fucking MPniggers
>Ancient Salamander from a cool ranged monster to pointless
>Spider Rider archers
>Summoned units nerfed as a whole
>Depth Guard useless
>Lahmian handmaidens
>Teutogen Guards
>General dino nerf back in TW2
I'm sure there's loads more, god I fucking hate MPfags
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>>580681397
Alith Anar... don't you have some jewelry to be stealing?
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>>580681564
we had had one, it might be floating around the archive
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>>580681652
>defending WHORATHI of all people
she's genuinely one of, if not the WORST person in all of WHF
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why don't they just balance the multiplayer seperately
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>>580682958
too much effort for small indie team CA
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>>580682958
Starcraft 2 did this and it is the greatest RTS game ever made.
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>>580643565
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Isn’t kinda weird how elves don’t really rape
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>>580685029
Source?
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>>580685029
Delves definitely look like they do
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Bros, why is /twg/ queen in poe? >>580666913 Did she betray us?... or is she just practicing for Niggash?
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What are you guys doing today? Anything fun?
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>>580685337
No they don’t.
>>580685347
She’s getting blacked
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>>580685714
Can you not be human waste for once? Disgusting subhuman..
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Dark Eldar DLC soon, I can feel it in my bones
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>>580685714
H-hot....
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>>580685815
I’m going to generate that lady getting knocked up by a lowly ungor
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>>580685938
That's better. Raa Roo
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Do you think 40k will finally have good distinct music or will it all blend together in a bland forgettable soup like fantasy
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>>580686249
Warhammer 3 didn’t have any good music tbqh.
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>>580686249
We fucking better get good 40k music
Darktide and Rogue Trader has so many bangers

Darktides especially, the entire sound design for that game is phenomenal
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>>580676587
You just know.
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>>580686249
I miss the Rome 1 or Medieval 2 music. Those main menu themes, damn... Thjey were on a whole different level
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>>580686602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpv8vaq583w
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>caring for vidya music
Quite pathetic.
That shit gets turned to 0 and my Teto + Death Metal playlist to max while I make bloodletter moshpits.
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>>580678706
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>>580686780
>Quite pathetic.
I don't listen to Metal for background. I listen to Metal for the Metal. We're not the same.
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>>580686780
U're response?
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>>580686839
Hot as fuck...
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Teutogen Guard are the new Depth Guard, barely decent but nerfed so hard before release their complete shit. Except instead of the MP community getting them nerfed, this time it was reddit.
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>>580687038
They look AWESOME and are HUGE. Skarbrand approves. I'll now buy your dlc.
But what army should I make.. maybe ogre moshpit.
>>580686991
I do too. I go to concerts. Last one I was at was poppy, before that babymetal, dying fetus, behemoth..
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>>580687424
Empire isn't suppose to have good infantry
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>>580687038
is that Skreech or just a regular verminlord?
because if it's the latter, that's TURBO embarrassing...
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>>580687424
get owned chuddy
we of the mpgod cabal are coming after the hounds, glotkin, blightkings, thanquol, stormfiends and verminlords next so get those tears ready
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>>580685714
>No they don’t.
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>no nef for Papa Nurgle
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>>580687713
Why are MPfags so powerful?
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>>580687934
MP fags want a balanced experience
SingleCels want to a win button
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>>580670126
Animation thing. They have Karl Franz's animation and hes WH1 tier dogshit. Get him on a horse/gryphon asap.
>>580673116
Turin in his latest video was actually saying Nagash and his roster wasn't OP and that the strongest thing in the DLC was the named Verminlord guy.
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>>580687739
How tf does he distinguishes a scream of torture from a scream of rape? Pretty sure they'd both have the same same agonizing, desperate sound.
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>>580688078
>raises paw
i-i have fun with the game either way...
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>>580687934
they actually play the game
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>>580688165
Screams of rape are are the screams of male Asur raped by Witch Elves.
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>>580688173
They don't play the game
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>Thanquol mechanics look like ass
It's over...
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>>580688098
Pic rel is the most broken unit in the DLC and going unnoticed
The big beetle dude is op as fuck too

Nagash just gets all the OP shit as well as buffing them
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>>580688757
umm sorry singlecel beating up the ai that can't use magic, ranged, prioritize targets and just blobs so you can nuke them with a single spell isn't playing the game. mpgods actually know how the game functions on a deeper level
hope this helps!
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>>580688861
Well it is his DLC, the rest are filler, which is obvious from the difference in mechanical scale and power ceiling.
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>>580688917
>he uses magic
HAAH
Pathetic weakling. I make bloodletter blobs in my 8888 Skarbrand campaigns.
But you may enjoy your little minigame meant for the sissies.
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>>580688836
I'll play a few thanquol campaigns, hopefully see skarbrand then just go back to Ikit

Thanquols mechanic seems boring
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>>580688836
Biggest dlc ever though! Please give CA more money!
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>nuCrazy Taxi looks like shit
Its okay Sega... 40k will carry you..
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>>580689130
>I'll play a few thanquol campaigns
You guys play the same campaign more than once???
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>>580687893
Already almost as slow as Dawi, that's practically a nerf
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whats the 9/11 of warhammer?
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>>580690123
Skavenblight
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>>580690123
archaeon?
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>>580689862
Yeah, I'm autistic as fuck nigga
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>>580690123
this was someones personal 9/11
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>>580690123
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>>580690258
>his hair grew back once he quit total war
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>>580690249
I prefer treeposter, who thought that his 19 skavenslaves shouldve beeen able to beat a rite of primeval glory stack
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>>580690518
I used to be like that and complained Skaven infantry were worthless. I still complain they're worthless, but at least I recognize slaves are meant to die
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>>580690518
wait, someone actually did that?
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>>580691202
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/380189641/#380282231
found the thread
>goes into lustria jungle terrain with slaves and ratling guns
>retreats into more forest
>blames the game because he can't see the campaign map determines which battlemap you get and instead tries to push the square peg in round hole
It starts off seeming reasonable so you gotta commit to see the vision of
>I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES
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>>580660224
CA finally catering to us chad veiny boob enjoyers
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Bird on bird warfare.
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>>580691772
It really is annoying not seeing the battlemap before attacking.
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>>580691884
Chaos Knights are pretty good. The enemy Swordmasters of Hoeth did all of that damage within 60 seconds of melee, they are absolute shredders and are surprisingly tanky.
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>>580691992
>click button next to 'battle'
>can scout terrain before battle
woah...
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>>580692003
What turn is this that teclis is still alive yet you have chaos knights
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>>580692039
What exactly are you trying to tell me?
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>>580692168
Kairos starts off with a unit of Tzeentch Chaos Knights...
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>>580692168
I think it was about turn 7. Kairos starts with an Exalted Flamer and Chaos Knights. Teclis starts with Swordsmasters of Hoeth and a Frost Phoenix.
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>>580692275
you can literally see what the terrain looks like before you fight...
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Are Tzeentch just retarded in lore? How come CA doesn't focus on them, like at all?

>Meanwhile Nurgle
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>>580692287
Does he? My bad I didn't know they updated his starting army after champions of chaos
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>>580692382
this is a lie, don't listen to him
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>>580692394
It's hard for stupid people to write smart characters with tons of schemes.
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>>580692382
I know. But why are you telling me this?
Anon do you not read so well?
I said before attack.. before giving the attack order which means spending movement to go there.
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>>580692394
you dont get it bro their machinations are just le so complex
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>>580692394
>>580692464
>Tzeentch written well either can't lose or can't be noticed
>Tzeentch written poorly is just reddit
I mean, what can you expect. No wonder there's a huge Nurgle push, it's easy.
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>>580692883
it's a shame, because I like the whole aesthetic of Tzeentch the most out of all the Chaos forces, but he's utilized the least, and most of the time utilized the worst
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Our time will come in 40k, brothers
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>>580692961
Tzeentch is cool but he doesn't really fit the games conceptually, Tzeentch being in Space Marines 2 was already a neat surprise and even in there it doesn't really attempt to do anything special, which is probably more than anyone else will do.

As for Total War though? Who knows, probably a GW thing, likely it's just hard to figure out notable characters that aren't glup shito tiers, even if over half of the DLC characters are like that.
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>>580693134
God I love the Thousand Son's thematic.
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>>580693134
what is the strategic value of the nipple horns
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>>580693270
>hard to find notable characters
Egrimm is literally right there.
I mean, they fucking added Ghorst...
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They can't do tzeentch anymore because every otehr faction has the changing of the ways and every other faction's mechanics is "making plans"
Thanquol is making plans
Gorbad is making plans
Sayl is making plans
When everyone is making plans, how do you keep a plans focused faction interesting?
When everyone has a button they can press for instant rewards/mechanics, how do you keep a faction whose main mechanics it is to do that interesting?
You don't. And thus, Tzeentch shall never receive another dlc.
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>>580693395
Sometimes you just have to accept that CA and GW are like that anon. Either way, I'm slightly biased against Egrimm, I played a modded campaign and his mod added the most retarded ranged units for cheap. I hope all you Egrimm niggas get your guy in the game, there's maybe some hope
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>>580693304
i'd tell you, but you'd go insane
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>>580693798
can I milk them
what kind of stats would a magnus milk buff give
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>>580693556
But they can do: Tzeentch (monsters mash the faction).
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>>580694264
>Non-humanoid lord
That'd be cool
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>>580693556
i mean ca is just bad/lazy at making interesting campaign mechanics
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>>580694414
Nagash is cool
Only because he's Nagash and we can't expect the same for anyone else

Maybe Trazyn
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>>580694414
To be fair, they are still in the learning stage
Compare mechanics in warhammer 1 to mechanics in warhammer 3
It's night and day. But it does seem like they are plateauing creativity wise and it'll be interesting to see how they do with warhammer 40k considering it'll reset the playing field
I'm guessing we'll see lots of tww mechanics with some slight tweaks at first but the dlcs will have to have some really interesting stuff to justify being bought, even more so considering now, their model is gonna be entirely dlc based instead of releasing new games every so often. If they can't innovate, they'll be dead in the water
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>>580662252
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>>580694531
yeah sometimes they actually make something interesting, like chaos dwarfs were good
most of the time they just phone it in and copy bits and pieces from old shit, throw in a currency haphazardly and glaze it with overtuned cheats so people are too distracted by jingling keys to realize how lazy it is
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>>580693556
mutations, right now its only thrott who has a mutant lab so pick a tzeentch lord who just turns all his armies into Impossible Creatures units
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>>580694692
Aye.
Was expecting much more more from Thanquol and Boris desu.
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>>580668132
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>>580694675
>>580694414
The DLC team is a lot better at cooking up interesting campaign gimmicks than the main team I think
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>>580694798
I didn't know I needed a sad chibi Morgiana, but now I know. Thanks anon.
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>>580643565
Reiksguard on foot (foot) ?
Manann's Blades ?
Steam Tank (mortar) ?
Steam Tank (non weapons) ?
Sisters of Sigmar ?
Halflings ?
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>>580643565
Just make FLC lords or something? It's not a big deal. There's already a ton of mods too
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Which Legendary lord would protect me if I was isekai'd into their home
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>>580695602
MY NIGGA KARL...
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>>580668132
>charge chivalry meter in combat by charging
>use chivalry to activate the peasants below, summon the green knight, summon horses (feral) and launch off map trebuchet bombardment (rotting cows)
>peasant waagh reskin
>send peasant refugees to instantly raze any settlement
yep, ship it
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>lore of Nehekhara rework
>lore of Stealth rework
>postponed to 9.1
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I'M NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO GHORST'S ZOMBIE SPAM
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I wish I was Sulephet ...
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>>580696023
it's getting nerf?
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>>580696091
Yeah
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>>580696091
nobody is having fun next patch...
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>>580696441
Me.
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>>580696586
Congratulations lokhir
You are no longer the cringiest lord cutscene
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>>580663523
>All these clues that Legend's leaked Shang Yang DLC was scrapped and Bhashiva was a lazy attempt to make money from the DLC assets already made
>/twg/ yet will STILL deny the pivot was real
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>>580696935
Lokhir is based, or he would be if he actually had access to shipbuilding like he deserves
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>>580669002
Good, Empire shouldnt have S tier, Chosen-esque infantry. Their infantry exist only to hold the line fo cavalry and artillery. Total lorefags victory against MP omogenization
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>>580663523
Her DLC was butchered to release her earlier.
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>>580673116
Handmaidens are bugged, by Turin's testing they ragdolls every kind of heavy infrantry despite having like half of the unit mass. This is the main reason the are currently the strongest infrantry unit in the game
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>>580697320
Why was the Shang Yang dlc cancelled? Chinks didn't like Cathay?
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>>580697547
Legend redeemed..
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>>580674223
Hes the leader of the Council of 13 and act as voice of the Great Horned Rat when Satan Mickey Mouse himself dosent bother to shows up in the Council in person (98% of the times)
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>>580696935
What's wrong with squidwards select cutscene?
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>>580697654
That's well and good but Turin is a racist sexist dumbcunt.
'It looks silly these little women can toss these heavily armoured men around, I know they're superhuman vampires but...'
He cannot deal with vampires who were once women physcially overpowering men as a unit
'Yeah Bloab this Lord of the flies inpsired nurgle hero is a Welshmen get it, because welsh are dirty subhumans we british should exterminate and take the lands of ha-ha'
Fuck Turin
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>>580697896
Many are saying this...
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>>580679087
They arent supposed to show up in Battle unless the Al-Ulric they serve is in the battlefield. They will be Strong only when Boris/Ulric boost them and that's good and lorefull. I wouldnt want see Volkmar of fucking Gelt in Cathay wandering around with full stacks of furries
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>>580688917
Boo!
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>>580679891
Stats werent their problem FFS. They ragdolled every single other infantry units because something was bugged in their unit mass. Did CA fixed that too?
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>>580697892
*twirls sword at nothing*
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>>580697896
I stand corrected it was Zerkovich, the TWW youtuber shills all run together in my mind. I stand by the rest of my points fuck Zerkovich
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>>580680551
Yes they want TW to be just a very elaborate rock/paper/scissor game
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What the fuck is that OP? And why does it look worlds better than 40k?
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>>580687934
CA is desperate to break trought the E-sports goldmine
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>>580698076
I understood that one.
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>>580697680
Shadow of Change almost killed WH3 and they pivoted from all the previously planned DLCs that followed the same formula
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>>580697547
>People her STILL calls Legend a liar despite all these clues
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>>580698493
no it didn't, why would you spread lies on the internet?
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>>580698642
Bhashiva's DLC litterally confirm Shang Yang was realy and scrapped. Her DLC assets were at least a year and half old when released. Meng was probably still only on concept phase only, so no leftover asset to give away in a rushed DLC like the tigermeme
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All this evidence that Legend was right.. Yet... He was ostracized...
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>>580698795
I don't care. U said shadow of change was bad for wh3. It's an amazing dlc.
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>>580698121
>Hated land walker doesn't appreciate cool swordmanship
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Today I will remind them.
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never forgetty that this day 26-7 years ago legendoftotalwar flew a gyrobomber into the not so great pyramid of faggash while a bunch of dwarfs/chaos dwarfs/skaven were celebrating
this post was brought to you by zoomer autism, zoomer autism, fuck you
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>>580699756
thank you for the reminder
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It was yesterday you dumb bitch
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>>580699756
Oh shit, I didn't check the date at all.. gotta act quick
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9/12 never forget
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>>580699756
>wtc7
least obvious false flag
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Leave Bin Laden to me.
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>>580700016
thats not even a reference to anything or funny
ur chudding out
and you will be hanged
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>>580700164
>ur
Faggot
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>>580700271
>>ur
>Faggot
Faggot
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>>580700328
uh oh melty
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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actually it was the goblins that did it
and they framed the orks
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Give me ten thousand men and I will take Rome.
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>calls anon faggot
>gets called faggot
>*MELTY*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H16QmTfipfM
>reads books half of the animations
DORK
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FEELING TWISTED?
FEELING TWILIGHT?
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>>580700732
So cute when people think it wasn't just three letters
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>>580698121
He's showing his corsairs how to maximize their aura
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>>580700920
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>>580700920
>gives himself a bone beard
>a bone tabard
>bone hate
>bone tentacles?
What is with this guy and his obsession?
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>>580700920
his death animation is cool
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>mod nagash looks way better
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is grimgor fun?
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>>580701467
best ork
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Getting my fill of Warhammer 40,000 culture (AI song covers with lyrics changed to 40k things).
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>>580701565
post one pls
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>>580701565
When are game devs going to animate with AI so we don't have to have the same animation skeletons for half a roster
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>>580701303
what is he doing with his knee
thats a fag movement
he a fag
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>>580701712
think of the charlemagnes
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>>580701565
the ogryn one made me laugh
>DO IT FOR DA LITTLE UNS
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MY FUCKING HERO
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>>580702126
Why they give him an gen z aesthetics brah build
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>>580702126
why doesn't he have a massive dick
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>>580694798
>>580668132
Bretonnia doesn't need a rework.
Everything you need is there.
If you're too fucking retarded to play it then go pick something like dwarfs or Cathay.
I'm genuinely sick and tired of listening to retard bitch about how Bretonnia needs a rework.
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BRING ME NEFERATA'S TITS!
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>>580702745
She's underage...
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>>580702759
She's several centuries old.
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>>580702843
The brain isn't fully formed until 1 millennia old
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>>580702724
Yeah, okay, but...
Bretonnia needs a rework.
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>>580702126
>what if a rat overdosed on warpstone steroids
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SHES NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE YEARS OLD YOU SICK FREAK
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>>580702914
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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>>580642350
>>580641380
>>580644193
Why are they wearing a tiny backpack with a doll attached to it?
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>>580703214
They can't fall asleep without their favorite dolls!
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>>580673706
Seductress bloodline not sluts. They're not random whores but infiltrators and manipulators.
Generic vampires are all low class von Carstein sluts that mostly sleep with Stirlanders or dire wolves.
>>580652689
She needs bigger boobs. Sorry but whatever CA gave her will simply not do.
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>>580703275
Aw that's adorable. :3
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>>580703214
it's a rat that's controlling it with it's brain somehow
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Sisters of battle DLC wen?
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>>580703650
Probably gonna be a while.
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>>580703650
>40K
Who cares?
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/Our/ guy Costin Gaming, the heir of Legend, made a video regarding the cotnroversy of the Teutogen Guarda Nerf.
What do you think? It was a unnecessary nerf? Or It was due because Empire isnt supposed to have a viable high tier heavy infantry line?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ECDFkQRqiPw&t=268s&pp=0gcJCf4LAYcqIYzv
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>>580703732
I care.
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>>580703805
That's nice.
Carry on then.
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>>580703760
how were they nerfed?
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Picked my nose (Nurgle) but hit the g-spot of my sinus and ejaculated (Slaanesh) and then had a nose bleed (Khorne).
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>>580703760
>/Our/ guy Costin Gaming
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>>580704031
Can a 40k loremaster explain
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>>580703760
ai sloppa channel
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>>580704031
Wasn't he a culturally Orthodox agnostic or something?
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>>580703906
Just as planned (Tzeentch).
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>>580703906
Then the bull came and fucked my wife (Hashut)
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>>580703760
>NOOOOO EMPIRE SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN CHOSENS
>USING ARTILLERY AND CAVALRY? NOOOOO THATS TOO HARD I DONT WANT TO THINK WHEN PLAYING

This is the true cause of all the whining about the Teutogen. These craybabies wants all factions to have their chosens equivalent
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>>580652801
Why not?
Skellies have no unit caps and you get more handmaidens with the Lahmian blood line.
I would probably add some bats into it to deal with ranged or artillery.
Also horse for Neferata only. Every other mount option is ugly and she wouldn't touch ugly monsters.
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>>580704418
>every faction should just be dwarfs
Grim
Grave even.
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>buff shit
>or shit
>or shit
>or shit
>or shit
why even include this? waste of resources and time
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>>580704747
It's a Blood sink once you have everything else unlocked, it's not made for anyone but map painters to interact with.
The dev even said as much when it was revealed.
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You now remember that this unit exists.
>>580704747
Illusion of role playing and depth.
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>>580697896
They are still women, and still open their legs to every male they see, despite playing lesbians cause neferata got cucked by alcazichad
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>>580704935
>Remember
Vlad's army starts with one and I always get loads of mileage out of it until I can consistently get Blood Knights.
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>>580636836
This was brought up last thread but holy shit lmao
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Did vlad get the Karl/Tyrion treatment?
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>>580705083
Unlikely, but IIRC it's another week before any confirmation is allowed.
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>>580705050
Hmmm...are telling us we need to nerf leadership debuffs further?
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>>580704031
kek. fucking balkan spergs
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>>580705050
Mortals are meant to be weak.
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PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
WHICH WILL BE PLAYABLE FIRST?

THE OLD WORLD CAMPAIGN
RADIOUS
SFO
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>>580705929
Vortex
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Estrogen Guard xD
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>>580706270
XD
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What is the lore behind Thrott and a rat ogre tanking five units of kossars, one streltsi, one ice guard shooting at him, while fighting Katarin and soloing my whole army? This is quite interesting.
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>>580706543
You see, malnourished cravei ratman are stronger than professional soldiers. On topic ir is because throt was OP asf in warhammer 2 and got obly further buffed eith the reworks of game 3( no more control, corruption, weaker ranged as a whole). I am most certain vermintide will be worse to deal with than eother chaos and nagash combined. Skaven are that cancerous
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>>580705083
I'm not quite sure what you have in mind, but the answer is no. Anyway we will probably get most questions pertaining to VC answered today.
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>>580704747
huh why doesnt necrarch get spell mastery?
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>>580706750
campiagn tomorrow (probably in a few hours actually) nicee
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>>580706543
Reminder: 40k doesn't have Clan Moulder. How will you enjoy the game without Clan Moulder?
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>>580704262
OUR wife
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>>580706786
>Free spells AND No cooldowns
>Why doesn't he also get infinite damage
Because that would be the only bloodline to ever invest in.
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>>580706786
Would be too strong. Also Spellmastery stops scaling as well for multi entities after a while whereas CD and cost reduction always scale better.
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>>580706703
>Kislev
>professional soldiers
>Throt and rat ogres
>malnourished
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>>580639187
This game is piss easy without mods.
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Kislev built the largest and most prosperous cities in the Old World. Kislevite men are the largest and strongest men in the Old World. Kislev's bears are the largest and strongest bears in the Old World. How can the Empire even compete?
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>>580641242
Amen
It's awful.
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>>580639404
We don't. It pains me to see women get brutalised. Idk why they keep putting them in.
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>>580707016
Cute mustard
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The Throng is Mustard
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>>580706850
The geek will inherit the undeath earth
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Why are there no Cathayans in the Warriors of Chaos ranks
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>>580706703
Skaven literally have zero weaknesses.
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>>580676964
canonical fact in an alternative universe
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>>580707603
chinese can't be corrupted
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>>580704812
I feel like thats an issue for a lot of these mechanics
doesnt seem impactful enough unless you are 100+ turns into a game
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>>580707639
I kneel
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*sigh* 40k doesn't have this
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THERE IS KETCHUP AND MUSTARD ALL OVER THE FLOOR
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>>580707794
The recording sessions this must have hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9EfBIsiXI
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>>580707603
Only tall people are allowed in Chaos club
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>>580707603
>tfw no Slaanesh worshipping Cathayan gf
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>>580702328
Sounds like something a verminlord would do.
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As GRIMGOR IRONHIDE
Do I rape Cathay first?
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>>580707941
Zhao Ming doesn't know that feel.
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>>580708021
No chorfs and orcs have massive aversion
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>>580707895
Slaanesh turn me into one of those small cartons of chocolate milk that voice actors drink to soothe their vocal folds.
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>>580708021
I have never seen the original of that image, it looks wrong because i've only ever seen Sotek and Volound 'shopped over the top.
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How common is it to use Creamapi for Total War Warhammer?
I see a lot of lords I enjoy but I don't really feel like pigging five bucks anytime one I fancy pops up
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AAAAHHHH CLIMATE CHANGE!!!
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>>580708170
No idea. I use it just fine anyway
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Guys help me /twg/!
How do I stay in the know and up to date on all the modern memes, pop culture and lingo.
I'm horribly out of touch. I noticed this by now understanding what's so funny about 6-7. I still don't btw. Can someone explain?
What youtubers do I need to watch? Should I get TikTok? How do you stay in the know?
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>>580708204
never seen that kind of graphical buff.
Ui going fucked sure but not the map itself
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>>580708212
Does it just apply DLCs?
Literally all the friends I know use it
Mostly pondering if I can get banned or something schemy like this
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>>580693134
/ourguy/
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>>580706543
Campaign buffed units dont count. A unit is valued based on how much they perform in skirmish mode and MP
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>>580708294
I haven't played online at all so idk about getting banned, but ye, it's just like pressing a switch

This is what I used
https://github.com/FroggMaster/CreamInstaller
and install with proxy
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>>580707638
Eh Snorri forgave him and saved his life in the end.
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>>580708321
Counterproposal: I jerk off to female Magnus art.
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I think Mannfred is by far the coolest undead dude.
He's just kinda neat.
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>>580702126
I don't like that one. He looks very fleshy and magic is for pussies.
Is there a version with more grey rat like colors that trades spells for more melee powa?
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>>580708812
>Arkhan far to the northwest
what
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>>580708732
I mean I'm not saying r63 fanart is canon at all, but if ANY primarch can do it... it's probably Magnus.
Or Fulgrim with some divine help.
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>>580708905
Arkhan was killing Bretonnians up north with Krell and Kemmler.
Mannfred was in the border princes killing Skaven.
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>>580708905
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AI chorfs are such utter walls of slop
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>>580709037
Arkh Shiesty and Krellem Tellem linked up??
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>>580709078
Arkhan being annoyed at having to use locally sourced undead is funny.
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>>580709386
This is like when you have to use unshielded infantry because you're on the front and never get a chance to swap them out
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if kangz were so powerful before they were skeletized then why didn't they conquer the old world?
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>>580709087
AI Chorfs cannot use properly the convoluted recruitment system for proper chorfs units so most of their armies are Just waves after waves of gobbomanii
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>>580709092
Truly awful post by me not going to lie. A little too much 'chon time haha. Siri, close my Firefox - Private Browsing window.
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>>580709768
I think they got better at it recently.
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imagine being a mercenary soldier and then getting killed. it's basically the same thing as being a mcdonalds cashier and getting killed if you really think about it
you clock in and die, sad!
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>>580709715
As far as civilized world is concerned they came very close under Settra. The only other noteworthy civilizations at that time were elves, manlets and Cathay.
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>civilized world
>not a single civilized province on that map
uhhh?
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>>580710449
The other guys have to do it for free for forty days.
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>>580709087
They start building actual armies at around turn 100 and can even win autoresolve against Empire and Cathay stacks.
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>>580710581
Hope you enjoyed your time bro...
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>>580710842
Wars were fun back then.
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>>580710810
t.
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>>580709087
thats good because they build that fucking mortar in every settlement
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>>580710895
I'm so excited to play him but I also know it's gonna be shit
Play nagash:
>fight crapstacks
>ai collapses at turn 20, tops
>your lord will solo everything even if you set AI cheats to max
>AI will be completely incompetent and unable to make a stack that even has a chance to kill him, instead making fodder armies
Vs play against nagash
>AI only builds crapstacks
>lord is mostly wrong skills and AI does not engage with the pyramid system, so nagash is weak and suicides into you
I actually miss how in wh2 factions like dark elves would be doom stacks dragons by turn 30.
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>>580711041
only post Charlemagne world matters
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>>580711106
>I actually miss how in wh2 factions like dark elves would be doom stacks dragons by turn 30
I wish they went through with that one beta patch that had slowed down the game considerably.
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I wish armies were capped at 10 units instead of 20
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>>580711226
Extreme faggot detected.
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>>580711041
Medchad supremacy, nordcucks owe erveything to Rome and Grecee
AVE IMPERATOR
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>>580711041
>Egypt
I should rewatch the Mummy movies. They're awesome.
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>>580711106
i dont know needing to fight sem spam all the time just encourages retarded armies
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>>580711041
egypt and carthage are africa
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Why didn't the Nordics build pyramids and pantheons and stuff?
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>>580711329
Early Rome and Mycenean Greece were of nordic stock tho
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>>580711639
It meant by ethnicity/culture, they were different from each other
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>>580711639
>Egypt
Historically closer genetically and culturally to ME
>Cartaghe
Colony of Asiatic Phoenicians that had to taught the local berberoids still living in caves how to write
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>>580711874
>WE WUZZ ROMANZ N SHIEEET NOT VIKANGZ
Trully the snownigs of Europa
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>>580711795
Not enough food surplus and population to manage building anything of that scope
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>>580711465
At least my lord couldn't solo them all.
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>>580711997
What did they eat?
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>>580711795
nordics were like grazing animals lvl intelligence until the ancient Slavics civilized them and taught them architecture
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>>580711041
>Angor Wat
>constructed in the 12th century
>Forbidden City
>constructed 1400 AD
>Taj Mahal
>constructed 1653 AD
Bruh
That stuff was constructed after Notre Dame.
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>>580711994
The ancestors of the original romans litterally came from modern Pannonia, at the time it was the stronghold of the proto celto-germanic precursor culture
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We wuzzing hours have started
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>>580712036
fish,meat grain, fruits, berries
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>>580712050
Why didn't the Slavics build pyramids and pantheons?
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>>580712179
too drunk
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>>580712101
I've noticed Euros we wuzz each other the most, especially the Balkanics.
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>>580712107
I remember in Banished I could live off fishing pretty much entirely. Couldn't they have done that and then had time to invent pottery and wheels and carts and stuff?
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>>580712179
they did
they were just wooden so they rotted
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>>580712179
They did
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>>580712370
holyyyyyyyy
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siri google australian pyramids
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this convo reminds me of the free range anglo theory
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>>580712179
They did. Eventually they began mixing with the dark natives of Earth and became degenerate over time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQfrN1EARxY
Total War: Half-Life
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>>580713125
Why does the swastica have an indian flag? Saar..
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>>580711874
>Mycenean Greece were of nordic stock tho
Okay so if these are trve Nordics then when did all those blonde and blue eyes people migrate to Northern Europe.
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>>580711041
Impotent seething seems to be a brownoid racial trait.
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Isn't it strange we are getting end times before dogs of war.
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>>580713350
>beats all of humanity in 7 hours
>is defeated by some random labrat
pathetic...
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>>580713380
They're a reference to the original Slavic colonists. The Indian caste system was created by Aryans who in turn were descendants of the Hypoborean Slavs.
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>>580713586
Order will prevail. End Times will be averted. Trust the plan. Fantasy patriots in control.
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Total War?
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Learning a LOT about my history tonight.
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>>580713523
You are literally endangered bitch bloody
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>>580713726
Nohr > Hoshido
Camilla the best
Thank you for your attention
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>>580713726
Total War: Fire Emblem...
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>>580713750
damn you must be a Genital Disease expert by now!
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>>580713908
All 3 made for anal.
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Don't even talk to me if your men don't have armour piercing
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My mum is Bell Beaker and my dad is Corded Ware. I'm a mutt.
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>>580710581
he's getting closer to those borders in my campaign
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>>580713726
the CUTEST dreadlord
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>>580714173
This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day.
Thank you anon.
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Fire Emblem being a Dark Elf soap opera makes a lot of cents actually.
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New meme just dropped

>Teutogen Guard are now stormvermin halberd but without the anti large but costing 200 gold more and a tier higher
>they now lose to wolf kin(750) a unit of lower tier in the same dlc, lose to white lion of charce(800), barely able to beat stormvermin halberd, a 950 halberd unit, destroyed by ironclaw tiger warriors, a 1200 gold halberd unit with 20 anti large, you've gone full reddit CA, never go full reddit.

CA
FUCKED UP
OVERREACTED HARD

HOLYSHIT
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>>580714683
Do they atleast beat Greatswords...?
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*sigh* it's canon now...
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>>580713726
>great weapon
>armored
>flying monster mount
>mixed lore of fire and ice spellcaster
Camilla op
Nerf plz
>>580714683
lol
lmao
So much for Ulrican superiority. Sigmarchads win again.
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>>580714683
yeah it's safe to say it's an animations problem
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>>580714683
>Mah crush the weak value
Reddit has shown that stormvermin are too weak, they are the chosen of skaven, buff them, mah funny rattos have no weakness, empire is supposed to suck!
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>>580714683
I don't understand.. what's the problem with that? They are meant to stand and hold.. not kill. I mean.. I don't recruit Celestial Dragon Guard to kill anything either. They have super high MD and Armor and that's why I get em. They hold. The damage is gonna be dealt by my damage dealing units.
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>>580714683
umm chuddies told me dlc units were always powercreep???
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they just got a -5md nerf. teutogens don't hold shit and were not designed for it.
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>>580715306
they weren't designed to do anything, apparently
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>>580715306
so whats the point of using them over greatswords? xd
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Greatswords beat chosen.
Unlike Ulrican sissies!
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I beat Chosen.
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>>580715426
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>>580715563
>t.
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>>580715426
>Lahmian Handmaidens look so strong
not so fast bud
they are not skaven or chaos
they are not meant to be good
they are getting nerfs already
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chaos faos
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>>580715426
heeeeehhhh did cute little anon-chan think it wouldn't tell us what the video was before clicked, so embarrassing huehuehuehuehue
>>
aqshy!
>>
bros those empire hunting dogs look a bit too useful... someone should tell CA
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>>580715426
once again, total beastmen victory
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wushra
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got the female demonettes mod
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COME AND SEE A NOON COON!
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Zerkovich weighs in... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7FuhXUZIQA
Lahmian Handmaidens look so strong. Can't wait.
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>>580715804
her boyfriend is from Averland...
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>>580715642
Hoemasters are such a joy to see if they get into melee combat unmolested.
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>>580715946
this is outdated
handmaidens got nerfs since that vid
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>>580715946
this is outdated
skaven got buffs since that vid
>>
new
>>580716153
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>>580714897
what is?
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>>580697547
This is why you should use the mod that add all this back when you play as Tigers



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