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>there are more arima kinen public lobbies than qe2People really hate Hogslop.
>>580643058>people really hate when there's only one meta uma and every single room is that uma+2 debuffersWhat did you expect?
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FUCK GRAND LIVEFUCK LIGHT HELLOFUCK HOGSLOPFUCK CYJEWSFUCK MY SHITTY LUCKFUCK VICTORIA FRONTIER
>>580643092another rapist mare
>>580643258>>580643258Check this, it's simplehttps://github.com/ayaliz/horseACT#installation
>>580643092i can't look at her eyes for so long or i get captivated by them
>>580633358>>580643071It's official, jannies love Palmer.
>Doing rooms>Saw an Xoguri Stam out.I didn't think that was possible...
Drama?
>>580643448She brags about her trainer to the girls in her club and gets mad when they tell trainer about it
>>580643513Everybody loves Palmer
>>580643092>supposed samurai>casual clothes are modern>uses a shameful rifle instead of the honorary Katana, bow and arrowholy larp
>>580643532the condom I was using while fucking my trainee broke...
>>580643669it goofed up...
>>580643587another lovely mare
>>580643521People hates stamina and GL sucks at providing it. It's not that hard to kill xogger that skimming stam especially when she whiffs.
>>580643713>Chiyo drowning in the shit pond
>>580643532New mambwo is actually doing something
Where do you see hp count during race in hakuraku?
>>580643659Samurai used Rifles...
>>580643532Apparently Curren-poster is sexually attracted to me, but refuses to elaborate. Kinda wish he would
V status?
>>580643868he's attracted to anything with a penis
>>580643513they're not alone
This will happen to a Hogger's final match.
>>580643532I want to see if there's another spy here with me before doing anything
Tachyon LOVE
>>580643920Why did the leaks stop anyway? No way Uma&Co are not still acting like a bundle of faggots.
>>580643868Danchou I JUST WARNED YOU TO BE CAREFUL
Stop posting fake mejiors, post real mejiors.
>>580644182Seiun Bussy....
>>580643840I don't think the race fully record the HP along the way. Especially with the esoteric of late race when your umas already finished the spurt calculation.
>>580644182that's a visible umanko bwocchi...
What do the percentages here mean?
>>580644209The one and only MENjiro...
>>580644182please don't fuck in the Tracen's forest during the day
>>580644350Samson?
>>580644350She's a... big guy?
>>580643813
Pedal doko
>>580644182Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you only like light hello because she's nice to you and has big tits
>>580643929>>580643503took like 5 attempts to find out which thing I was supposed to put the line in, but I got it. thanks..
I want to Trick (Rear) with my umas.
>>580644267help me
>>580644737not true, she also has a big ass
>>580644737If a pretty woman with big tits were nice to me orl I'd like her too.She also has a fat ass
>>580644737What can I say, vulnerable girls who need a parental figure is such a turn onThe big tits and being nice are a plus
>>580643659>supposed samuraiIsn't she a Kunoichi?>uses a shameful rifle instead of the honorary Katana, bow and arrowi see, you're a larper.
>>580644737wdym I hate light hello
>>580644737Actually I hate her very much
>>580644826Tabhoo a cute
>>580643092gunjutsu
>>580644209I know it's a gen, but Dober a cute
>>580644808Bold numbers are the winrate, idk what the thin ones are. Probably team win rate if I had to guess
i like the newcutie liveblogging his careers and pulls. it makes me feel young again... i remember my first runs, the decks i used with rare cards and 0LB SSRs I pulled from my beginner gacha... we were so innocent then.
>>580644664still good regardless
>>580644767don't worry gwo it took me a while to figure it out too
>>580644767See you're smart fellow!>>580644808>>580644267Individual winrate and team winrate?
>>580643920[REDACTED] year old man
>>580644826
>>580644737and that's a problem because...?
>>580644146Hmmmm...nyo.
>>580644902>>580644875based game enjoyer>>580644869>>580644821>>580644820cringe secondary larper
>>580645074I hate the scenario not Hag Sexxo
>>580643853real ones did but not anime/videogame ones bro
>>580645074I love the scenario and Light Hello.
>>580645074or i have a functional brain and I can separate the character from what her card does
>>580644964>>580645034That's not possible because some of the Bourbons are running solo ace. One of the numbers is definitely individual win rate but I have no idea what the other is supposed to be
wahey
>umadash danchou wants to fuck curren postersNot the drama I expected but it will do
>>580644737>you only like [person] because they're nice to youbro........
>>580645068>danchou wants to be rapedI always knew it
>>580645074>he's a lh wanter>but not a lh haver
>>580644737>You only like this old (young to me) woman because of her 10/10 body and cute personalitySO TRUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love american umas.
>>580645271>Unique umas ranked separately by individual and team Bayesian-adjusted win rate.
>>580633358>still up
>***** gets in umaclub>instantly starts literally grooming other danchuds
qrd on the sexually arousing leader of umadash? is it his rippling abs? his 3pl8 bench? his love and deepspace height and proportions?
>>580645417The one on the left is a Japanese yamato madeshiko though?
>>580645380danchous are just like that, its a cannon event
My talented trainee touched me in a really appropriate way and now I'm part of the Satono household!?
>madeshiko
>>580645427team win rate is seperate at the bottom
>umadash danchou is a harlotI fucking knew it!
>>580645321we almost fucked but he was too autistic for me
>>580645362made me remember this
>>580645417I love Taiki!
>get told trainer's room is messy shit>still gets mad if you cleanThe fuck is Groove's problem
>>580645268>>580645524They call her Satono Diamond because that's how hard she makes my dick.
>>580645629was this kiznaiver or kokoro connect
>>580645571It literally is the adjusted win rate
She needs to get drunk more so I can walk her home gently.
>UmaDASH danchou wants to engage in erp in the thread>nobody gives a fuck and even encourages him>some random Uma&Co member says hi>threads goes apeshitnyoooooticing
>>580645629
>>580645714The 8man anime I don't remember the name anymore
Oh...Oh my...
>>580645714>>580645819Yahari Oregairu
>>580645819oh oregairuhachiman should've ended up with saika
>>580645417God bless the usa
>>580645878
>>580645906Iroha actually, but saki is good too
>>580645520>The one on the left is a Japanese>Check her buttShe's definitely from Kentucky though.
Howdy queers!
Bought mambo a travel companion
>>580645878Oh wow sexual harassment They allowed this?
In this uncanny run, Finemo has rainbowed at least 10 times, while Kitasan is in guts
>>580645816
>>580646040NO I MEANT SAIKA THE BOY
>>580646079Tracen is a matchmaking facility and trainers have no rights
>>580645794That's because the UMADash danchou is a "straight" male and he's cute and not your typical internet slut.
>>580645629Simply too based
>>580646079You have no rights :)
btw they know umadasho is gonna disband the club and they're kinda desperate since deranking so they're starting the poaching (grooming) earlier than usual this month
So where are the "spicy" screenshots as promised?
Good night friends!!
no horny
>>580646079>they allowed this?>*puts your head on her lap while you're napping*
>>580646151How do you know he's cute? Is the danchocord actually real?
flat fuck friday
Nin Nin.
>>580646107Cute
>>580646302of course it's real
>>580646108He loses to both I mentioned.
>>580646267My face, between her thighs, sunup to sundown drinking her coffee
>>580646073Cute
>>580646282Good night bro
>>580646282Good night dachi!
>every single uma is a rapist, only getting worse with the newer onesmagical franchise this
>>580646267
>>580646107For character named "genuine", she looks like she has better gaslighting game than currenchan of all things
>>580646380All but the autistic danchos
>>580646063Why THE FUCK are there no Taiki figures? Searched high and low at cons and stores, only to find out online that one hasn't been made yet.
>>580646239are they really disbanding?
>>580646294I don't understand... why is Ardan so nice to (me)?
>>580646282Gn
>>580646107wait a second this is just desaturated cum bucket d'or
>>580646107
>>580646267Right below my desk
>>580643770
>>580646073mambro... come back to us...
>>580645878her and her trainer are actually really cute togetherthey 100% fucked at the onsen
>>580644182
last call for A+ rewards at uma&co! competitive and fun, yadda yadda yadda>>580646579probably unpopular...
>>580646392>>580646468>>580646663don't reply to me.
>>580645034Which uma is this supposed to be?
>>580646948the face chiyo makes when we have rough anal sex
>>580646948someone should join!
>>580646948>probably unpopular...My Mightiest Miler, my American Muscle. She deserves more
>>580647017Nanamaino Nama Ham. A horse that died in their debut, IIRC. They are not an official uma, the tanuki you replied to is just something the JP community made in their memory.
>>580645629>has this monologue because Yui is nice to him>Yui is actually into him and he can't conceptualize that so he sabotages it before it's even begunfucking kino
Today is the anniversary Kawakami Princess left the world>Though she couldn't make her debut at age 2 due to being a late foal, this King Halo-sired filly went undefeated to claim the Oaks and Shuka Sho, achieving the filly double crown. It's been three years since she passed away at age 20. The 20th anniversary of her debut. In 2006, she was selected as JRA's Best 3-Year-Old Filly and JRA's Best Domestic Horse17 starts, 5 winsA what-if situation if she could've achieved the Triple Tiara, born too late
>>580645742big gropeable rulas
>>580646901was that an onsen dialogue?
>>580644182>still up
https://poal.me/5547yfhttps://poal.me/5547yfhttps://poal.me/5547yf
I'm not sure I like this game anymore. idk what happened. It just hit me, Is the next scenario better? Does gameplay improve in future?
>>580647205at least she's the getting a valentines one (not prize)!
>>580646590
Are ya sirius?
>>580647768Before I answer the question tell me which club you're in
>>580647382yeahalso its kinda neat that phalaenopsis is also training her trainer
me when i clank 5 times a day
>>580646267Depends. What do you define as "spicy"?
>>580647768>is next scenario betterYes, but there's the ancestors and guides banner shenanigans. Kino doesnt start until L'Arc.>does gameplay improveGL wasnt supposed to have this punishing of a speed cap. I'm not informed on every JP scenario, but I doubt things will get this bad again.
>>580644182>it's still up
>>580647953training him jus tlike Gentil or training him like Dorija?
>>580644182janny is sleeping
>>580643968well yeah, with how many there will be, it's statistically highly likely for this to happen
>>580647623Danchou enforces the "no gay" rule
Bed squeaking sex with Seiun Sky
I miss Keb
>>580648478>squeaking>not breaking
>>580648276SEX SEX SEX
>>580648478https://youtu.be/ZA0zEUPCda8
oooouh I'm clankin' it I'm clankin' it so hard
>>580647956>need to clank parrents>need to clank aces>5 a dayI like need 15 a day
>>580647237Man that's sad...RIP could-be legend
>>580648501One day he will come to... I have faith
>>580648635Seiun was too good at amogus
>>580648635Why is she using mirror image?
>>580647875Trainees are truly mysterious beings
the designcreep is crazy
>>580647894Nyo
POWER IS REALLY IMPORTANT GWOO THIS TIME FOR SURE YOU HAVE TO CLICK POWER THAT'S A GIANT UPHILL IN THE LAST CORNER OHNONONO IS THAT A POWERLET YOU NEED 1300 POWER AND TURF S FOR THAT 0.01 ACCELERATION BROCHACHO IT MATTERS SO MUCH
So at the end of September we gonna get TWO paid banners? And they both gonna be 1500 carats right?
>>580648635sus
>>580648834A beautiful Japanese ninja and a beautiful Japanese samurai....
>retard[-]
Poverty Blaze Brian>SpeedletI know :(
>>580648606This is why you should lock your doors
Sex Dober
>>580648635>>580648948Amongus
>>580649201great now you ruined it
>>580648606
>>580649201Would smoosh this hip gal
>>580649249
I still fap to that Grass Wonder doujin btw
>>580648834Feels like they got the hang of making great umas consistently instead of throwing everything into a mess like Orfe or making a million samey umas like half years 2-4 less known umas
>>580649357there aren't any good Grass Wonder doujins, though.Get better taste
>>580648730>mambo stealing umaco memes now
>>580649434>shit taste steve
>>580649493They're prepping for the merge
>>580649357Which one, if I may be so bold to inquire?
>>580644182stop making me want to impregnate Sky
>>580649585https://nhentai.net/g/666604/
>My soccer team wonLife is good. Time to ruin my mood with more GL ace runs.
>>580649314Only after you have finished watching the entirety of the original Gundam on LaserDisc with her.
Why is Taishin so tsundere?
>>580644182>image down>but "it" is still up
>Its finally taken downJannies have woken up, be careful what you post
>>580650104You could have just told us directly you wanted to see Bakushin tits. No need to be shy.
I love my genius wife!
>>580648834I honestly don't like the recent designs. What the kids call "overdesigned" these days.
>>580650226no need to ask as I have plenty saved
She wants me
Rura is adorable
>>580650450
>>580650450thanks
>>580650272Do horses eat bread
>>580650532bro you are just a fat faggot
>>580650572I have no idea.
>>580650572they eat anything
Team Impregnate King Halo, like Seiun Sky suggested
>>580650572they eat small chicks
girlfailure sex
>>580650572Yes, they like to be breaded
Gold City feet in my mouth
The rulership spam will continue until Morale improves
>>580650572
>>580650828Umazing.
>>580650865That is my wife and daughter.
>>580650636says the 200lb male
so the loser horsegirl has to learn the song of the winner and still perform their routine after winning?
>>580650802Learn Japanese.
I'll host a room with my lackluster aces1392404513924045
>>580650987yeah
>>580650987Yes, that's how it works
I could cosplay rulership despite being a guy..
200lb male...
What is Dober teaching my trainee....
>>580650960Well I am not gay.
>>580650317I need to feel a pair of uma boobs so badly
>>580651120Things that apparently MEN dislike
>>580651073not the same without the fat tits.
>>580651005無理
I did 2 fanruns for danchud today!mostly because i really dont wanna make aces!
Whoa
>>580651227Pink...
So we're in underage poster hours I guess?
>>580651174Japanese girls boob's have the most amazing mochi texture. They're softer and generally saggier but they feel so amazing in your hands and face
Got my first auto UG (the sparks were garbage)
>>580651316You should like them though? Considering you're such a troon
>>580651316everyone here is over the age of 25
>>580651256I could do stay gold then...
>>580651316
>>580651257Then die and roll the dice on reincarnating as somebody smarter.
>>580651312Pink....
>>580651227RICE SHOWER WOULDNT DO THIS
>>580651316this is an unc general
>>580651402Physically maybe. Actually if we account for the degenerative effect of unhealthy gacha-gamer lifestyles, it might be accurate to say that the average ages here are 58 in body and 14 in mind.
>>580650828hons on bred
>>580651040one second bros I'm installing Paint on this machine
>>580651358FUUUCCCKKKK
>>580651079i'm a 200lb male, and i know damn well that shichi wouldn't do thishow do i know?one time after practice on a particularly hot day, she called me a disgusting sweaty pig after staring critically at me when i was recording her training data on my laptop as she cooled down in my office
losing in rooms means my umas are fertilizing the turf with their loses and building up so they can actually win the CM
>>580651671Yeah that sounds about right. unc thread
I'd be glad to!
>>580651402y-yes of course we all remember what we did on 9/11
>>580651953phimosis kowai....
>>580650272i'd have been compelled to save for her by now, but i already have enough trauma from scouting a slutty looking blonde uma
>>580651962It was my moms birthday and I saw the news on the tv. I didnt give a shit, neither did she. I went back to playing with my legos or N64.
>>580651040Nice podium
> Finally rolled a xog with Mid S and after school stroll> Events for BofA didn't finish so I ended up without 4 recoveriesFucking hell
>>580652190thought pama survived spot struggle there for a sechttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QVSgWnHF2oveOYymemCPCJg2
>>580650295It's hard to return to simple designs when your roster is already as big as this one, the space is more cramped and making clear distinction with less is real design challenge.
>>580652165First of all fuck you for calling her slutty looking.Secondly, she's literally 2 years away still. You wouldn't need to start saving until 18 months from now at least.
>>580651962joke's on you, i wasn't even born yet
curse of getting mood down directly after light hello recreation upon this thread
>>580651953i'm gonna challenge this uma
>>580651962I was watching TV but instead of anime I saw the attack. I remember I drew people falling from the buildings at school after that.
>>580652324BUT WHYYYY
>>580651953I love mares
>>580651671>>580651896You have to find the normal adjusted anons like Mambo traveler
>>580652658
cm19 status?
>>580652324No cursing!
>>580648196Closer to Gentil but not as... extreme?Things like physical training, weapon care, kendo, and general mental fortitude stuff.She graduates trainer from being her disciple during christmas, though they still go out and do stuff just not as "master and disciple"
>>580651953The loser gets raped?
>>580652734>4
What card should i be borrowing for pace for arimaKINO cm? Probably a 2nd wit card, but which one? Oguri stat stick?
>>580651962I'm sure we were all good kids busy playing on our Gameboys.
>>580652728Easy A group finals.Toss coin for plat.
>>580649889>The artist gave her a nice looking ass>She likes it from behindBased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDf85gn9fxU
>>580652728I still haven't made a viable endhog, I'm always failing some rolls. I have a pacehog but haven't made other aces in case my endhog fails yet.
>>580652891
>>580652748reading through her career on umareader and these two are really cute together
>>580652728Haven’t done a single ace run
>>580652658I mean. I'd imagine that most here are just regular ass dudes irl, even if they do say fucked up shit with 0 hesitation on here. Such as the teiobwo yesterday who confessed to jacking off to a pic of a corpse.
>>580652728I HATE GRAND LIVE I HATE GRAND LIVE I HATE GRAND LIVE
SHE GROPED ME ON STREAM AND THE CHAT CLAPPED IN JOY! THIS IS SEXUAL ASSAULT
Does someone have a Link Cable so we can race our Umas against each other?
>>580652728I built the strongest Ace I ever built
theres two of these?
>>580646761I'm in a better club now with a Danchud that shares a wife with me
>>580653207Gropes Only You
>>580653239
>>580653207Nobody has ever enjoyed watching you in any context.
>>580652994I died like this
>>580653320Thats weird phrasing bro
>>580652891>>580652994I love these... It hurts so good
>>580653320>the cucked
I enjoyed watching
>>580652728Given up statusI've asked for help multiple threads but all I get is a youtuber's opinion thrusted upon me without actually engaging with my question. I will just let auto make my aces and accept group B finals.
>>580653682What do you want to know?
>>580653663
>>580652728understammed.
>>580653060Gotta love anonymity while we can, anons should always be honest with themselves, but I do try my best to appear normal looking irl and online
>>580652728Got an okay grandparent, now Fuji Kiseki is being GPTrained
>>580652658>mambo traveler>normal
>>580653060I didn't say that I said I regretted not groping the corpses B cup tits
>>580653060lets not go there.
Horsetail buttplug Etsuko
she looks so normal without her demon-like black ear covers
>>580654084stop posting this pic of me
I want to be the directors trainer
Other than that small spurt downhill, are there any other downhills next cm?
>>580654243noppers
>>580654084You can't post that! That's too lewd!
>>580647278RIP Princess
>>580651316It's very hard to tell because there are 30yo+ that act retarded on purpose but are actually retarded
First time seeing all S's. Feels great.
>>580654396Is she having trouble with her academics?I'm not sure I can help with that, but I'll try
>>580654314So wit is useless?
FM, I fucking hate you.
>>580654243i wanna spurt all the way down ass wonder's hill iykwim
>>580654831no, that one hill makes wit super importantbut you can join the 900 wit is ok gang
>>580653746Does left-handed work on this track?
>>580654891>FM, I fuckingI wish that were me
>>580654934Can i hit 900 stam with just NN...?
>>580655056do you feel lucky?
>>580654981No, the track is right-handed.
>>580654554falco's most POWERFUL warrior...
>>580652289>First of all fuck you for calling her slutty looking.based pandorafagShe's on my pull plan now.
>>580654981>Right-Handed>Kyoto Racecourse>Non-Standard Distance>Firm Conditions>Fall Runner>Sunny DaysNyo
>>580654514You can tell who actually is retarded right >>580653767
>>580653320>he shares his wife with the faggot of the clublmao get fucked, luna bro
>>580654396marked
>>580655367that's an unironic retard, yes
I REALLY need an umamusume to grab me by the balls and call me pathetic after she wins a race and scold me for not cheering enough.
>>580655367Yes, Teio is retarded
I think I'm starting to get the hang of this mode. Got really unlucky as the songs I had early were kind of weak, but still got the highest graded Falco thus far.
>>580655532Sirius Symboli
>>580655532Sirius Symboli (unironically)
>>580652994
>>580655678nice one, newbro
>>580655482>CB
>>580655532sillyus would very much want to but wouldn't have the balls (lol) to do so.
Fuck her! Fuck my trainee bro, for me!
>>580655804not even my main wife btw, but you wouldnt know as you can't read
>>580654384
There are tons of cards in here in the 1.5yr voucher. If I'm doing mostly front right now and will eventually be doing Rob Roy mostly, what card should I get? The only SSR's I have are the event Ardan and the story cards.
>>580655193>>580655312I wasn't actually the Oguri poster, I just asked the the most retarded question I could think of since he didn't respond and now I feel bad for getting actual replies.
>>580655940I suspected as much but I still wanted to give a proper response just in case someone actually needed help
>>580656114I am not falling for the Finemo propaganda
>>580652891>>580652994it's second time i see something like thisWhat's this lore about Haru losing her eye and her trainer being dead?
>>580655940That's a-okay
>>580656034Shut up, Sirius! That steak is MINE!
>>580656361That's fine
>>580656462the silliest of slop
How do I tell my trainee I don't want children?
>>580656361I would have made the gif with a Haru Rabi but I dont think there is one
>>580655919did the vivlos cuck porn posting get to you or did this develop naturally? genuine question
Did Light Hello get a nerf or something?Istg her events just refuse to proc recently
>>580656606Just castrate yourself.
>>580656375Her trainer dying is a turningpoint for her to awaken her innate potential or something, at least was what I got.
>>580656536I am NOT going to Ireland eithe-
Making a good enough Rickey for next CM is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be... 0% speed bonus is absolute cancer
>>580655919>>580656636Vivlos attracts cucksEvidence 1: Cuck FrontierEvidence 2: pic related
Why do so many of the girls have the mainichi okan as a career goal? Is it a big deal in real horse races?
>>580657004Vivlos has evil energy. I do not trust her.
>>580656462Keep the steak, Sirius is mine
Thread's designated clown club status?
>>580657054According to Wikipedia it serves as a trial race for the autumn tenno sho
>>580657054Tenno Sho Autumn trial I believe
>>580656462
Which of the coming CMs are not going to be xoguri + 2x debuffers?
>>580657428CM20 onwards
>>580657491>>580657428There will still be debuffers
>>580657424Friend-shaped meat enjoyer
>>580657219mambro...
>>580657181Correction, you're Sirius'
>>580657424>>580657575designated meat enjoyer
>>580657551Debuffers arent going away until they start banning them. They're too comfy
>>580656636
Where's the Phalaenopsis fundoshi art?
>>580657698banchou lust......
>Trackblazer>Better OST>Better gameplayApologize
>>580644737Yeah.She also owes me sex
>>580657842HEY WINDY, DIG HE-
>>580657998Sorry that you were made
>>580657998it's still bad, just because GL is worse doesn't make it good
>>580657998I think GL is more easily fixed than MANT tbdesu>>580658115TRUE
>>580657998Apologize for what, MANT is my favorite scenario so farEven better than nu-unity
>>580648834>>580649519>>580649585I will be masturbating to this Uma
I legit think you need to click power/stam on summer trainings every single time for mediums/longs
>>580657998I'll apologize when they buff 2-3* spark odds just for this scenario
>>580657551>>580657491Good to hear! Of course there are going to be other meta umas, but I am bit sick of all the xoguris. They make the matches a bit dull.
>>580657424>>580657575>>580657698Eat your veggies
>>580658226cygames uma design in the later stages of the game is to make them incredibly strong for individual tracks so that there'll always be some sort of top dog but that top dog will be constantly rotating. Well except for umas like SiL and Admire Groove where their "niche" is just all medium races lol.
>>580658258how about I eat you?
>>580658258no u
https://x.com/masa_pani1299/status/2098433974804926915Cute
>>580657650We're each others'
>he didnt brick his account for friendship points?
Fuji Kiseki
>>580655940Where do you get stickers from?
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/IUDkIo>https://jiggie.fun/IUDkIohttps://jiggie.fun/IUDkIo>https://jiggie.fun/IUDkIohttps://jiggie.fun/IUDkIo
>>580658152>how to fix gl>reduce rng when choosing songs, increase options, make it possible to predict the points you can get, make energy boosts cheaper, make support chain buff actually matter, lh mandatory events sex before the end of year 1>how to fix mant>remove the useless menusYeah Mant is still better than GL and easier to fix
>>580658870You can grab a character's sticker pngs off the umamusu.wiki site. Go to a character's page, click the gallery tab, then look for the stamps.
>>580658860paizuri..
Finally..
what if club members were allowed to vote kick one member each month
>>580654396>and after that, she started giving him a leg massage while looking him straight in the eyesisn't it a little inappropriate for your uma to touch you like that when you're alone?
>>580659329Gratz, hope you have a very fulfilling Ardan erotic dream tonight
>>580658152GL by has the least player decision importance so far. I don't think its a bad scenario, but its definitely an RNG heavy one would need to redo so much so that it might as well be deleted.Now Mant on the other hand has 1 gigantic flaw next to smaller ones, and that is the time investment. Maybe it would have been better if it was something what cyge intended, since the score to progress is ridiculously low compared to what players did.
>>580659364Dumb find something better
>>580659069Disagree, I think MANT has the fundamental issue of racing being much too heavily incentivized causing runs to take too long and also be annyoing as hell for lates and ends. I do not want one run to take 45-1h even though I did enjoy the gameplay before I burned out.GL would already be a lot more tolerable if there were fewer currencies or a reroll option in the shop menu. Obviously there'd still be more problems but that'd already make it so much more consistent, which is the biggest issue it has.
Not the type to start sobbing and throwing up over not being born in Japan but knowing that I don't even have the CHANCE to get the sperm hair whiskey is fucked up. fuck my life
I can't believe there are retards defending MANT to this day
>>580659364>they'd never kick the flatliners because they're friends with them so they kick a useful guy that gets poached by a better club as they sink and then seethe about the "traitor"That'd be fun
>>580659447
>>580659503I fucking hate their colored ears. It looks like a gay furry suit
>>580659140There is more to life than just paizuri from Fuji Kiseki.
>>580659591Dream Journey is just incredibly ugly in general
>>580659364it's over currengwo, there won't be any new drama for this monthlearn to enjoy slow threads
>>580659629True, there's also bed-breaking sex with Fuji Kiseki
nobody is borrowing the parent i looped that im really proud of...
>>580659661Also true
Is it uma2 a gaslight?
>>580655932Marzensky Speed is in that one right? its a good ssr but more importantly its good at low limit breaks too AND fits that use case for the most part.
>>580659719Probably cause it's not as good as you think it is
>>580659591Epi's ears aren't even the worst part of her body
>>580659684>last month was filled with drama and threads were shit every day with multiple leaked conversations>now it's all calm>it all stopped when one user was poached by another clubLmao horse club mafia is real
>>580659719Did you request to update your ID on Chrono?
>>580659554Just hope the Uma Club falls out of the S tier so that Allen will lose the remaining strands of hair off the top of his head
>>580659719Post it bwo
>>580659412Me too.. I've been pretty horny for Ardan lately but I haven't had the time or energy to fap
>>580655932Seconding Maruzensky speed. You already have a decent chunk of the card's power at low limit break values and it's a must-have for front runners.Rob Roy is trickier since pace doesnt have a card that works well without heavy investment at the moment. And you can always just run Maruzensky in decks for other umas as a stat stick.
>>580659846But I'm in /Uma/Club....
I'm thinking about fucking umamusumes
>>580659846They've got 20 days they're not holding S for that long
>>580660040right thread
>>580659629There's also hugging Fuji Kiseki while we kiss.
>>580659806I do kinda agree that his design is a bit too much but I'm extremely weak to boyumas so I love this fucker anyway.
what about... fucking ningen women.
>>580659629Fuji would be a great housewife
>>580659069bwo, the MANT we got was AFTER qol
>>580660009To you>>580660093And they have three flatliners!
>>580655932Most use the ticket to get a high lb card to MLB but if you have absolutely no cards then probably Speed Maruzensky0LB Maru will have very low special priority but her speed output will be strong due to her unique effect giving 5 training effectiveness per current training facility level and she has a lot of Front hints.0LB Wit CB also an option for decent wit output but as a new player maybe you should treat wit as a luxury stat, speed is better.
>>580660378imagine having to individually select and confirm item purchases lmao
>>580657998sorry, the people have spoken
>>580660408My inner sources tell me at least two people are leaving next month since Allen never even asked if it was okay to let troonmama back in. Not looking good!
>>580660628We lost 4 fags...
>>580660609in ogc select and confirm song and then animation plays when you might be doing that 20 times in a row
/uma/ club won't fall off to A+danchou reassignment won't change a thing in umadashdacchis will keep being not involved in anything as usualuma&co will safely end the month in A+ and no one will leavebrick-182 won't be noticed this month/uma/chan will slowly gain trust from /uma/ as they consolidate themselves as a stable A+Mambo will somehow end up in A+ again despiite all oddsTamaLove and Autis/uma won't merge and the latter may even unexpectdly end in A+ tooMuripals isn't an uma club anymore and will remain drama-free as no one knows what happens there anymoreHonseFun will keep being the most sovlful club/umagg/ will be fixed since danchou learned how fan earning worksHaythere will stay in AB+ and below will keep comfy and unnoticedThere, now go fuck yourself whorerren
too bad it's an A med run
>>580660693Killed by MANT...
>>580660752considering the animations are the best part of the scenario I'd at least get a lot of cute screenshots of my umas
>>580660419CB wit is getting a rerun in a couple of days, I wouldn't use the crystal on it so close to the banner
>>580660834Keep my club's name out your mouth
>>580660834>Muripals
>>580660834>Autis/uma/ in A+lmao
https://youtu.be/J-mRvEF9Fpc?is=jc4GGSqeEMcSWCtj
>>580660905good pointi wish there was a chibi race mode
>>580660631No way?!
>>580660631She is 100% leaving when the club ends up in A+ anyway
Hokko Tarumae cute
>>580661130Visit Tomakomai
>>580661008he said unexpectedly, but we are slowly climbing right now
>>580661251I will!
>still 20 days left for the month to be over>drama is so dry anons are making up nonexistent drama about next month's dramahow will /uma/ survive this drama drought?
>>580660834>HonseFun will keep being the most sovlful clubyeah I wonder who is behind this post hmmm
>>580659403No. In fact its actually quite normal
>>580661058>>580661084There's no reason to be forced to be a fan slave mule when the club will be A+ anyway
>>580661348It's almost CM drama time that will buy us enough time
>>580657219clowns are cute and cool!
I hate this stamlet scenario so muchthis is on 16* stam sparks too
>>580661130>>580661251Hokko on my cocko!
>>580661475>CM drama>for a Xoguri CMehhhhhhhh I guessss.......
>>580652728cm?
>>580661530is alt tam tam still an end closer or a pace, because if the former ehh you're fine, if the latter i'm sorry, i personally train stamina on dead summer turns
>>580660834>dacchis will keep being not involved in anything as usualI've always seen dacchis as a chill retirement club that doesn't bother anyone
>>580661587Oguri CMs cause the most seethe from oshi faggots tho
>>580661725festival tama is a pace
142442951424429514244295testing my tama out of boredomwarning I have deboofers
feng shui is made up fag bullshit
>>580661785then i'm sorry, i wish light hello trained both speed and stamina
>>580660834>dacchis will keep being not involved in anything as usualThis is the only one that's true, Dacchis gotta be the most boring /uma/ club and that's including all the B+ers and other A clubs we have that no one gives a fuck about
>>580661774Anons are already seething at debuffers and join the Mickey Mouse rooms here
>>580661854I'll do one more155052961550529615505296
My trainee keeps milking me. What can I do about it?
>>580662148what a soulful room.....
>>580662148thanks for the room bwo
What do I use my anni tix on?I got 1lb fimo and no creekThen I got a random 2lb festa wit
>>580662046The Curren Club thougheverbeit
>>580662174ingest more zinc
>>580652324uno reverse curse
>>580662231festa
>>580662174have her take responsibility for it
>>580662231festa is very good but not worth pushing to 3lb, the increase is very marginal
>>580662148wao I won ty
>>580662174Just say no you loser.
>>580662231you know the drill. Post deck, post stash. then we can advise and actually be helpful
>>580662267The currenposters come from there????
>>580661762>>580662046>>580662267The most active club chatters are all old men so they don't care about creating or making drama
>>580662465>Just say noI don't know what kinda trainee you have, but no means yes to them.
fillyonsen
>>580662267we already agreed this was an odd coincidence and nothing else
>>580662380>erotica>sexual violence what the FUCK
>>580662547be careful, Torena. I’ve read that she likes giving you ankle massages and slowly working her way up
>>580662513True fat and bald uncs
>>580662174Use pepper spray
>>580662664>a club full of ojiisansI know some umas who'd love to be trained by them
>>580662547I already love 3 ninja/samurai/whatever LARPer umas, one more is fine
>>580662540My trainee respects the distance I put between us.Just pick a good girl like Digitan, or Rice Shower, or King Halo.
Oh. NIce.
>>580662826>he thinks he has the right to choose
What's this CM thing that I keep hearing about and when can I access it? Should I bother preparing for it?
>>580662850Wrong general demented boomer
>>580662562shure...
>Exclusive never before seen details of racehorse Maruzensky, including childhood photos, the grave, and other memorabilia from Maruzen Hashimoto Farm (now known as Z-Stable) were just released todayThe images for separate if you desire to save themhttps://x.com/moondustkaye/status/2098432819861377405
>>580662562>we
>>580662850But now I'm not sure if I should commit to Pearl or finally get Ace.
>>580662826>digitan>good girlJust because she probably isn't gonna force herself onto you does NOT mean she isn't in her room writing several fics of that exact scenario
I love Taiki so much, bros.Her hugs are strong but her love is stronger.
>jp general so dead that the retards feel the need to post here to get validation despite complaining about global players to the point where they had to split and make their own general
One of the Curren posters is from UMADash
Did Tazuna explain to you guys why are our dorms have no locks? I get it's a safe area but I can't sleep easy knowing the door is unlocked.
>>580662895>CMChampions Meeting, it's the real pvp of Umamusume, there's two versions, Graded and Open, Open has the restriction of A+ umas at most meaning S and above aren't allowed, in Graded everyone can join, from G rank to UF>bother preparingif you're new personally i'd just go for Open and train hard, this next CM is for medium with these specs >>580655312You can participate and get rewards, all you need to do is win once on round 2 to get finals be it A or B, B has fewer stats but 3rd place A = 1st place B
>>580662826>Rice Shower
>>580662267I can't believe they are behind all the currenposting...
>>580663103Keb's ex-bf, yes.
>>580663103There's a Curren poster in every club bwo
>>580663119You have personal guards Ruby stop being a cry baby
>>580663119Don't worry, we have security guards
>>580663283i guess they never miss, huh
>>580662663its not like (you) are innocent either
>>580662826>digitan>rice shower>king halo>respecting the distance
>>580663103why yes, I Currenpost sometimes, because Curretesan is cuteand yes I am in the club with danchou who's become a bit of a sex pest, recently. It's quite troublesome
>>580663030Lying is wrong.Anon.I've seen her books and none of them involve me. She exclusively uses a faceless trainer for her stuff.
>>580663292>I don't have the security guard manga pageFUCK I HATE EXISTENCE
>>580663373
Who's the least dangerous uma?
Cm prep status?
>>580663554uokka and sirius are FAKE demons who won't actually do shit.
autistic dancho>autis/uma/>/uma/club>mambo>umadashnot autistic dancho>brick-182>dacchis>tamalove>uma&co>honsefun>buttsweat
i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man i need a man
>>580663554My lovely, silly wife
>>580663709I'm gonna shit my pants if you keep mentioning my club
>>580663554TM Opera O doesn't know how to rape
>>580663358But the massages I give are for work. She does it and starts talking about our future together and always being by her side...
>>580662990Do you like fronts or pace/late
>>580663554when they're in heat, no uma is safe
>>580663980
>>580663765hey
CM20 status?
>>580664025This art sucks the rendering makes no sense
>>580663765
>>580662963>pics are black and whitenot beating the hag allegations
>>580664025imagine all the stress that built up over months of traveling being released in one night of passion and broken beds
>>580664085You learned a new word and pretend to be a fancy shmancy art critic now?
>>580663373I invented that word, it's pronounced Currtesan. Have (You) not learned a thing from my various postings of it in club chat? Baka whorse.
>>580663765AGP when they arent the center of attention for .5 seconds:
>>580664184imagine all the stress that built up over months of making meth being released in one night of passion and breaking bad
>>580663554Tachyon is too much of a baby to do anything bad to you.
>>580664205Nigga it's as retarded as the "girl looking up and a dick shadow is over her face" image. It's just flat out wrong.
>>580663765heyy...wanna...hang out...?
>>580664198MEN?WHERE?
>>580664284wrong, yes, but rendering isn't the term you're looking for
>>580664093
>>580662471Outside of picrel SSRSpeed1lb Silence Suzuka, Gold City, Zenno Rob Roy, Biko Pegasus0lb Taiki Shuttle, Nishino FlowerPower:3lb Admire vega 1lb El Condor Pasa0lb Fart SmalconGuts:1lb Grass Wonder, Ines FujinWit:1lb FiMo0lb Curren ChanPal:1lb Riko, Light HelloI have some other random SSR but those are not worth considering. Assume I have all event cards and SR's. I main fronts and pace as secondary
>>580664284
>>580663765Consider not being a burger and we can talk
>>580664260I wan't expecting that. You made me laugh. Thanks
>>580664323This, but I'm in love with Still's "other half" more than the regular her.
>>580664552>ads>yotsuba b
>>580664205I recognize this image...
>do nothing but nolife uma for months>try to play mortal shell 2>get my shit destroyed by actual action game mechanics, constantly die, get filtered by grab attacks and seetheis this what it feels like to be an ojii-san? im too slow for these games now... i need a comfy phone game with cute girls giggling and telling me i did a good job...
>>580664371I thought Dober hated men...
>>580660834>/uma/ club won't fall off to A+that would be very fucking weird if they were too lazy to do a few autos a day
Sexy grandma...
>>580664781Just convince/bribe umama to backstab them and leave before reset.
>>580659629there's also having 20 children with fuji kiseki
>>580664209>danchou could be lying>club chat only goes back a few hours>tfw can't prove danchou is lying baka whorsedamn you danchou, you win this time
>>580664669when you're an ojiisan, you're supposed to play calm and simple games. you're supposed to have a stable income, so spending money on a gacha or two shouldn't be a problem
>>580664968Sounds easy cock and all
>>580664781We're not officially pushing for S this month so it might happen
>>580664720that's a lie she uses to make you lower your guard around her
>>580665096>umama joins back>first month the club doesn't want to be S anymoreIs this the ultiamte troll?
>>580662990Decided to go for Ace since I'll get her faster.
>>580665001(You) are my cute recognizable torena who keeps using my memes wrong ;^)
>>580664669Relying on reactions for action games are a scam. You're better off training your ability to predict things and recognize patterns for a vast majority of games because reacting to something is slower than anticipating it. Games like Mortal shell are all about pattern recognition. You got this unc.
>>580664512honestly I'd probably just save it. There's no real good benefit to using it on any of these options, and next time you roll on supoka you might get lucky enough to warrant using it.
men... umamusuko.....
maruzensky is NOT old, she's hip and very on the known
>>580665336How fucking short is that Ftore
>>580664669Most of these games aren't about your skills, but about how much you're gonna spend on memorizing patterns.40yo uncs play touhou lunatic no bomb no miss simply because they remember everything.
>>580665438Did Maruzensky get that dancing baby gif I sent her over IRC yet?
>>580664968>>580665095BWC with timestamp?
>>5806654481.40m
>>580665252I don't think Umama cares that much about an extra 400 carats, not like he was gonna get them in any other /uma/ club anyway
>>580665329>>580665507thanks anons. after i made this post i beat the boss i was struggling with. the power of friendship... it randomly didnt use the OHKO grab attack that kept killing me that time so i won.
>>580665579140cm 89-56-78?
>>580665438I am sexually drawn to whatever Maruzensky is, so these peasants trying to slander her as>old>boring>witheredbarely even register to me. She's so criminally hot it's unreal and warm and joyful and wonderfully strong and kind and for (You) and always looks out for her kouhais and loves enjoying life. Maruzensky is amazing, the first uma to whose propaganda I succombed.
>>580665438how many junior tracen students do you think she's sacrificed in order to keep her (debatably) youthful looks?
>>580665584So it really was about getting away from he who shall not be named...
>>580665686Her being old is part of her charm though, like a young mom in her late 20's wearing vintaged jeans while dropping off her kindergartener.
>>580665663100–100-100
>>580665578they'd ban me anon. and i wanna funpost
>>580665825That ain't a woman that's a plank
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Y6CBiI>https://jiggie.fun/Y6CBiIhttps://jiggie.fun/Y6CBiI>https://jiggie.fun/Y6CBiIhttps://jiggie.fun/Y6CBiI
>>580665894ok bro not very feminist of you
>>580665578What is considered big anyway? I think I'm on the small side with 6+tip inches but then I see the averages and get confused.
>>580660864>Senior Late August>1300 speed >under 900 power>under 600 stamina>under 400 gutsGlad to know I'm not the only one who is cursed with can't train tama-chan
ushi musume
>>580665334I guess, gotta pray for decent spooks later down the line
>>580666219that's average/above average bwo
>>580666219>6+tip inchesthat's great
>>580664093>>580664492I need Creek I need Creek I need Creek I need Creek I need Creek
>>580666406>>580666407Good to know Umama will let me tap if I ever get the chance
>>580666219There are people with like 3-4 inchers, and I'm not joking.I had a friend ask me my cock size once. I gave him an answer, then I asked him back and he avoided answering. Had to remind everyone in our friend group of that fact until he gave up.
Am I supposed to risk things like this? I feel playing staying 100% safe isn't getting me anywhere.
>>580665737That was heavily implied in the sad posts yes. “I don’t want to give you wrong expectations”
>>580665584umama is SEA of course he cares about free extra carats
It's over, I am the raped
Currensisters not being gay for 2 minutes challenge (LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE)
>>580666219I think 14cm is average ? So 5 inches
>>580666574>front xogsovl
>>580666528you get a better idea of risk/reward as you play. You will need to risk a click here and there to save a run, especially in a reset heavy scenario like GL
>>580666523>getting cockmogged in the group chat
>>580666743Morale of the story is not to act like a nigger, and if you ask something be ready to answer the same question.
>>580666528Yes, you have to play somewhat risky if you want to get the best gains.15-20% is usually worth chancing and everything above that is up to you.
the horde...
>>580666565I genuinely thought the cucking jokes were just a meme. No wonder he's been quiet
>>580666523Cock size is weird desu because almost everyone lies.So many people blatantly lie about height even though their height is visible.Like I'm a quarter inch shorter than 6' and everytime I talked to people about height a guy visably shorter than me would claim 6 feet or more
>>580666740>>580666887Alright, I got it. Guess I'll just have to calculate the risk/reward more then.
>>580666915You can go back and read those chains
>>580666528To start with you can do a very rough approximate that a failed training loses 2 turns. So 20% x 2 = 40%. Is the training 40% better than the average one you'll take over the career? This approximation is fine for fail rates <20% and over 20% is usually only worth it if it's make or break on the career.
too much cheese
>>580667190No such thing as too much cheese faggot kys
The Condom Passer
>>580667049the real power move is to say you're shorterso if you're 6' and someone asks your height, say 5'8manlets will die that way
>>580666523the old idiom of "there's nothing gayer than a group of straight men" is proven right once again...
umasumi
>>580667507It's over bros....
all those hours spent looping... finally paid off
>>580666652I love Curren and use her every sprint CM, but I'm not a homosexual.
V...
>>580667479Yeah that's what I do but not by that much, I usually round down and claim 5'11 rather than rounding up and claiming 6'
>>580667642curren neck.......
I think I'm starting to slowly see the frustration people have with this mode.
>>580667337some don't like pizza, though
Fact: Curren Chan is no one's oshi
My dick is tiny. Uma for me?
How does Light Hello's random training 20pt bonus work? Is it always based on whichever stat she was in (and I assume random if it's two different stats)? Like can she give me 20 Vi here? I could just learn a support chain song if I don't get this.
Give me reasons to run a third ace instead of just slapping on a debooooooooferMost of the time this just results in far better placings
>>580668003Tama
I can handle dick size discussion but I draw the line at height... Don't fuck with me.
>>580668015if it procs it gives you 20 of your lowest token type
>>580667507umasumi!
>>58066801540% chance to give you tokens you have the least of oniichan
>>580668051SEAbwo...
>>580668003Creek
oguri didn't finish her chain on a perfect run so I'm going to post a sexy ogurin now
>>580668051If you're asian you get a pass. Same with cock size.Europeans though...
I don't actually know my height, I haven't been to a doctor in years and I don't measure myself. I just say I'm 6 foot because I'm usually around shorter guys at work who claim to be 5'10 or so.
>>580668015The random event will give you 20 to whatever the lowest currency is. In that instance it'd be 20 towards Pa
>>580666219How do you measure that anyway?
>>580668168Asians are cuter and Europeans are stinky
>>580668003Nishino flower or curren if you're into sph
>>580668003is it time to dust this off again?
Alright thanks. I was just being stupid and thought it was the last possible turn before the concert.
1% trainings scare me more than 20%.
>>580668231didn't ask your opinion, foidheight and cock size is to be discussed among men
>>580668168well that fucking sucks. oh well
>>580668369>slapping the Supreme Commander of the Rising Sun
>>580668231Euros also have the biggest epidemic of male pattern baldness
>>580668471>>580668471>>580668471
bros I've been trying to get hard for the last 5 minutes to check my cock size and it's not getting hard
>>580668620Imagine your favorite Umamusume getting out of her G1 race outfit while being sweaty.
>be 30+>neither bald not balding>177cm last time i checked(like a decade ago for passport or something)>around 20cm>european>not fatum...are (You) guys really?
>>580668761Couldn't get fully hard at all, maybe it helps that I ate recently and also masturbated recentlyI used to be so horny at all times a few months ago maybe I'm getting old finally, well whatever
