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Nine eleven the Tower ManIs making sure the flights won't landBlowing to pieces is his master planLike the every dailyWar that damaged the Tower ManGuiding them to a perilous pathNot even looking at the aftermathSo he lived theTower Man, Tower ManWatching from AfghanistanSo he plansTo scare the whole wide worldIf he canWatch them flyThrough the skyAs they crashAnd they dieAin't in niceA life remembered forTowers
Don't let Tenna get near you. He'll rape ya!
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>580645782I love this, thanks for posting
>>580645801fucking tvs taking jobs....
time for sandwiches and chips and fish in mah belly hehe yumyum
Don’t let flowery get near you, he will actually rape you. I’m genuinely being serious.
In case anyone hasn’t seen it…https://snowblindcomic.neocities.org/?pg=150
i am the top drawfag. you all bottom for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwT85ka9yaU
>>580645921https://voca.ro/1iocWerOA7fgVery barebones WIP of my attempt at making a Toriel > Jevil swap theme. I actually tried this before a year ago, but I still have no idea what I'm doing so this is going to take a while to materialize. I tried to incorporate more of Jevil's theme but it doesn't mesh well with Heartache. This song is called "Crush my Heart" if that's of any interest
>>580646158tee hee okay *wiggles ass*
Fave had to run under the rain to get home quick but it's very humid today so now fave's face is sweaty and so is their back and boobs too and it's making fave uncomfortable
>>580646384fave you know what time it isit’s licking time
>>580645716Hooman!
In chapter 5 we see that nothing that special happens to a darkner that gains a lightner soul even though Spamton was trying to get Kris to give him their soul like his life depended on it, what did he think was going to happen?
>>580646092Why is woody woke
>>580646274Yo, bossrune guy! Since Berdly is the flowery replacement here, who’s replacing the rest of the flowers? You decided anything for gaster or asgore?
Mewmew’s selcouth and dowdy butthole~
>>580646495it's deepest lore.>Pink was sapient despite her purpose being to be a body and>spamton was within the NEO body, that was specifically created to house Mettaton's soulso either the NEO body is sapient and the next schizoboss, or spamton was unwittingly echoing the thoughts of a decayed corpse.
>>580646474But fave isn't food
Flying in my plane, right after takfir
>>580646824fave is ‘food’ to me, they are life giving sustenance and i must lick fave to survive
>>580646891Every time I see Kralsei fanart I just mentally replace Ralsei with Asriel and get creeper out
*wobbles in*
>>580646702dowdy is my new favorite worddowdy mewmew butthole poster!
>>580646596I have no clue for the Flowers or Asgore, I'm just taking things one at a time until I get a flash of inspiration or manage to work something out. I've also been wary of investing too much time into mystery characters like Gaster, so they're on hold until we get an elaboration on what their deal is.
I wish Tenna were real so he could hold me in his arms right now while I feel like shit.
>>580647085Dude i just finished cleaning, poop high five
>>580646274Kino.
>>580646274admittedly I couldn't glean The World Revolving in that but I really love your iron maiden Toriel design
>>580647079what if you swapped asgore with Jackenstein? And on the topic of chapter 4, how do you handle Gerson?
>>580647020ralsei butt...
I love fish
>>580647336Double crosses are fun when trey're not on me!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMHlS6FCG5w
TV
>>580646274Nice, I was just thinking of your song for the spirits! Very excited to see how you develop this one further
>>580647020reminds me if my thread wife
>>580647085I know that feel very wellI hope you feel better, anon
>>580647747Your dad fucks dead deer retard.
>>580647897I like it better when you schizoid out over drawfags
>>580647897Is this in the dossier?
>>580647984those are other threadshitters
>>580647085aww I hope you feel better soon!
>>580648039Yeah actually you can look it up in the archive, he had his name turned on when he was posting about it.
>>580647085here is a tenna i have saved.
>>580647172>>580647687>>580647272Thank you! And pardon my phrasing; this WIP itself doesn't have Jevil's instruments incorporated, I meant that during the process I tried to utilize them but couldn't blend it together well>>580647396I'll write that down, I was also considering him being in Ramb's role but I don't want to get too strict with it. Gerson also eludes me, so I can't say I have any ideas for him just yet.
>>580646495The irony is the point. The freedom he wanted would have ultimately just been giving control to another entity at the cost of his own autonomy ie. not being able to move on his own once his strings are cut.
Fave has been sick for the past few days can they get a handjob
>>580647897Nobody cares about you and your sworn enemy.
the drawfags will gather in a coliseum and fight with nothing but their artistic implements in a harrowing battle that gradually transitions into sweaty lovemaking
everyone needs to listen to this immediately:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=994VgbPYj6A
>>580646495It means monster souls have no value and only human souls have determination
>>580647897:* ily
>>580647618handsome!>>580647803>>580648161>>580648247thank you tennasisters
>>580648562Cringe, desu
>>580647897Never take your foot off his neck
>>580648562nyooooooooooooooooo
>>580648562There was another shockingly good Kawkaw cover but I forget which song it was
>>580645921I made 800 deltarune spells and put them all into a pdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/24ih89.pdf
>>580648562chapter 5's heckin' doggo humor is abysmal
>>580648562based, desu
>>580648873that wasnt in chapter 5, dummy
No one choses who they are in this world.Your name...Is...Dess.
>>580648976I'm referring to the kawkaws in general
People got tricked into thinking the freedomposters have some advanced meta knowledge when the whole point of the normal route spamton neo fight is that he doesn't actually know that the "freedom" is bad for him
>>580648873nice twitter meme
>>580648854I-is this for a project or did you just do this for… fun?
>>580648873this is a millennial game, we like heckin chonkers here, zoomie.
>>580648562hehe~ nyon~
>>580649332someone should edit that cat that opens its mouth to be catti do you guys know the cat i mean
>>580649275for fun. Im currently starting a new google sheet with a bunch of different unique weapons. I'll probably try to update the spell list pdf with gifs of all of the spells
>>580649136Did Spamton NEO's strings even actually restrict him in any way?He seemed fully capable of doing what he wants and choosing what to say, where to go, what to attack with etc.He wanted to cut them off so badly but I feel like he was already free with them on
>>580648854I was waiting for this. You have a really good base for any (fan)game you might ever want to make
Was bored so I uncovered this thing for fun
>>580648854The names for the spells are cool
>>580649680Sword route foreshadowing
>>580649403yes i know, no i will not make the edit
Why cant Kris and Noelle help each other and save some money?
>>580649667Horrendous
>>580649452something something the prophecy doesn't actually restrict you and breaking it will just make things worse
>>580649452
>>580649827It's easier to fuck yourself than it is to fuck another, you get what I'm saying
>>580649761okay it's good we connected though
>>580649827
>>580649964If you say so. . .
>>580645921Chiro (Deltaswap/ShiftSign Flowery)Oh and she's based off of Victorian stuff instead of anime stuff cuz Toriel watches Bridgeton not hentai
>>580650176image kek
>>580650156Ok I'm slightly confused what the shower bottle on the right will do
These funky soundcloud AU's keep manifesting out of thin air https://soundcloud.com/catpetterzrpg/mus_battle1_ogg
>>580649835more realistic toriel than the super pretty ones ngldesu
>>580649827This picture is stupid. Kris obviously uses her knife handle and Noelle uses wiffle bats for that
>>580650413rudinns if they were fucked up and evil
Any FFfags wanna theorize about what parallels this crossover may have for deltarune…? Why is sans even here?
fow
>Jevil's freedom>Locked away in a cage he believes is the only free place because he's insane>Spamton's freedom>Something he thinks he needs when he was already completely free and had everything he wanted>Ramb's freedom>No choices to make but kill everyone or be killed, calls Tenna's game a "blasted line from A to B" yet you can complete things in any order and there's far more to doI feel there might be a pattern
DELTA RUNEALPHA BET
>>580650575Sans is a freelancer who can do every job.Papyrus is a mystic knight (can use spells and knight stuff)
Jevil is the SoulSpamton is KrisRamb isn't anyone. Ramb is unimportant.
>>580648873What, did you think Flowery was going to call the Fun Gang retarded? He's from Tumblr and isn't edgy like his Radiation days, Toby has never had a sense of humor but this after like 2013
>>580650374Lube, but shower gel dries out your dick so bad choice.
>>580650575frisk is a beastmaster with the cocktaming ability
>>580650494Oh so you drew it
>>580650575Sans is the FreelancerFreelancer is the weakest job (has no innate abilities whatsoever) but also the strongest job (can use any abilities learned from other jobs allowing for gamebreaking combinations) and that's very Sanslike
>>580650946>Ramb is unimportantRamb is GOAT after Kris, anon.
>>580650801Ngl I thought Papyrus was supposed to be Minwu from FF2.
>>580650502Both these options seem very unsafe>>580650967Oh. Ew.
>>580650995
>>580650786kris lamp still gets me
>>580650757The pattern is Gaster breaking people into following a twisted version of freedom to dissuade Kris and the player from trying to achieve true freedom
Actually, Eram is the one giving out shadow crystals
For Toby's next game, he should rip-off Final Fantasy 15 and make the characters drive around in a hyper realistic car and have Kingdom Hearts combat
>>580650575what is that expression on metty even supposed to be
>>580647396am also stuck on gerson
>>580651306also hes the knight.
>>580651338whore
>>580650757Gerson doesn't fit this because his freedom motif was retroactively added to the theme Toby composed years back without it and "the air crackles green with freedom" was probably slapped in around the same timeMew Mew doesn't even have a crackling with freedom text
>>580651525Wife tier
>>580651325He's not done with ripping off Earthbound, he should return to the Halloween Hack and let Gaster call the Fun Gang slurs
>>580650757>>Spamton's freedomIt never was implied that Spamton had freedom. He even confessed he's just a puppet.
>>580646274nice. ive always liked this toriel jevil enemy
>>580651325he should rip off final fantasy 14 and have 10 hours of really great story after 200 hours of killing ladybugs and doing boring errands for french elves
stop talking about ff i'm still mad that 15 and 16 were shit
okay I’ll bite - what’s final fantasy?
>>580652052You're my Final Fantasy
It's the weekend
>>580651525now hammer to the face fox accurate tranny
>>580652215oWo
i really like this particular image of ralsei
>>580652482looks like an animal
>>580652482are you home of sexual?
>>580652438But its a cute girl?
Toby should add more lolis to Deltarune.
>>580651637Pink has "The air swirls in rosy chaos."
>>580652556haha aren't we all not really
need
>>580652505ToT
ralsei...
>>580652783Prescript: Start the Roaring
>>580652783You cant trick me thats Sans
>>580652627The Deltarune fandom at large can barely handle Aqua. One more loli is gonna make the place blow up.
>>580652926his distortion would look so cute
>>580653108ralsei butt...
>>580653246why did papyrus do this?
>>580653086Deltarune needs one last push to complete the transformation
>>580650983I wish she tamed MY cock...
>>580653246I WANT TO EAT OUT ROARING KNIGHTS SKELETAL PUSSY
>>580650801>Sans can do anything
Look at this
>>580645716deltarune 7b leak
>>580653108https://files.catbox.moe/jvwgw8.mp4
>>580653415
>>580653409Me too anonbuddy. Me too.
>>580653495in the good old days of the fandom, this would've been lancer
>>580653246Rudy that's Asgore's kid stop being weird
>>580653415THAT'S TOO SCAIRY
how have you been /utg/ its been a bit
>>580653415marvelous
>>580653187my boyfriend, doomie whooms~<3
Would you prefer if the Titan fight you had to get him all the way to 0 health or are you happy with the way it is rn?
>>580653680Get a more exciting furry fetish like anal vore or something.
>>580653680Get a more exciting furry fetish BBW stomach gurgling porn or something.
>>580653428 norm is in the lancer fan club
>>580653680so how does the worldbuilding of this work, are there 2 noelles or was noelle spontaneously manifested into existence out of some random chick>>580653883>so busy jerking off she missed a word
>>580653774I'm fine with that I just wish the bullet patterns were a bit harder.
>>580650961That is literally how 2013 Flowery talks
it's the weekend!
>>580653308The biggest problem with Papyrusknight is genuinely character assassination. Not lore or probability, but the fact that Papyrus is a sweet boy and would not do even 1/10th of the shit Rory has been pulling. If he saw that prophecy about Tenna he would give him a red tattoo, if he had to. He would not hurt the fun gang, he would hug them all and follow them on their adventures in case they need a quick save or tips on the puzzles they're solving. The only reason he would make a dark fountain is to pretend to be a knight and make puzzles. He's just a good guy.
>>580654012he doesnt even misgender chara or frisk hes not that edgy
>>580653495
>>580653794no thats nasty, being a deer chick whos forced to proceed however is hot>>580653949dont think about it too hard
>>580645801My competitor is a LIAR!Cut his HEAD off!
>>580653680Cute
Many theories fall apart because Toby can not write an evil unredeemable person.
>>580654071this is why mettaton knight will win. he's the most evil character toby ever made who isnt a traumatised child
>>580654339Other than chara
>>580654339Toby: "My games already have an evil, unredeemable person, you, the player"
>>580654339*Many unserious theories that never even had a chance of becoming confirmed in the first place due to their premise fall apart because Toby can not write an evil unredeemable person
alphysknighters are too busy gooning to care but theyre out there
Now you all say that but Asgore murdered 6 different children in cold blood
>>580653086It's honestly crazy how insanely powerful this cyan flower is. If Toby made another loli, he could probably change the world
>>580654550there is no universe where alphys is that skinny, even with magic
>>580654658The Knight is a robot she's remote piloting
>>580654606>differentWould it have been better if he murdered one single child 6 times?
>>580654648Dessappearance flash back loli Noelle will usher humanity into a new epoch and make /doe/ completely unusable
>>580654761To that effect, wouldn’t it make more sense if the Knight was a supercomputer in the bunker? And that’s Mettaton
>>580654450Chara is portrayed as a victim and Toby broke character and basicly said that Chara is worthy of love
>>580654761airwaves...
>>580654789isn't it implied the other humans had determination?so he could do both, murder one child 6 or more times until they give up completelythen move on to the next
What was this referring to?
>>580654450Chara would've done everything the same way again
>>580654943So this means Asgore actually committed child murder like 36 times
>>580654949That theory you really liked
>>580654949the rose in chapter 4
>>580653308coolskeleton95 groomed Kris on Amino because he didnt know any better
>>580653949>she
>>580655202coolskeleton95 is the one being groomed however
>>580655240Only women have fat fetishes.
>>580655148he does NOT have all that
gonna go pop popcorn and try to beat asgore's fat useless ass so i can see asriel
>>580654339As a rule of thumb any theory that requires one of these characters to simply "be evil" is probably wrong. People get mad when you ask what the motive for something should be when that's really the most important part is
>>580655072You (anon) killed billions of people in different timelines.The fact you think you havent killed anyone and technicly havent killed anyone this timeline doesnt change what a mass murderer you are.(Assuming you are a normal person and not secretly Jack the ripper 2)
>>580655148hochi mama......
>>580654871alphys and mettaton are both suspicious motherfuckers but no one really caresif sans showed up at every fountain location no one would call that a coincidenceif 2/5 schizobosses were directly related to sans, and eram used bones istead of bombs, we would absolutely never ever ever hear the end of it
>>580655370There is only one woman here who has an unironic fat fetish
>>580654949FRIEND/ERAM
>>580655370WRONG
>>580654949people crying about pink being a shadow crystal boss instead of [insert cringe fanon here]
go go gadget release chapter 6
>>580655405I am a mass murderer though, just like how Asgore still killed those kids and probably remembers to some extent killing them several times like the other cases of characters remembering past resets, even if their other deaths are from another timeline
She never payed taxes
>>580655684howd she get away with that if her roommate is a cop
>>580654949Tralsei
If I make a game as iconic as Undertale do you think I can get a BBW girlfriend
I'm favephobic
>>580655454alphys is super suspicious, unfought in UT and ACTUALLY gaster related but she's not cool enough to give people stimmies from talking about her so she gets ignored
https://files.catbox.moe/8c8ri9.jpeg
>>580655869Do you love yourself?
>>580656013if alphys had even a hint of darkness in her she'd probably get more attention but right now she's too goofy. i won't be happy if she suddenly is revealed to be some big chessmaster, hate stuff that comes out of nowhere
>>580654949The theory you really hate
>>580656076wtf
>>580655768You stated the explanation
>>580655869I don't think you have to do allat, I think you could just get a bbw gf.
>>580655706>>580656076tenna doesn't look like this
>>580656076
>>580656147I think we’re being facetious
>>580656139Yeah, about.
Both people the Knight kidnapped are people Alphys explicitly has a crush onCoincidence? I think not.The Shelter is Alphys's rape dungeon.
>>580656287yeah you're right he's fatter
>>580655454Alphys is weird, Mettaton role has kind of been played by now? He's Tenna's new owner, and that's probably that. Everyone involving Alphys seems way more important, especially the fact that she was near multiple dark fountains, told Kris and Susie about the Shelter Keys, was personally close to two if the people who have been kidnapped, and is invested in Kris and Susie getting along. We already know that she's very capable at keeping big secrets, she's definitely up to something. The inciting incident of the game was caused by her
>>580656287he looks more like this https://files.catbox.moe/0bmpqt.jpeg
>>580654658Alphys made a ray that sends excess fat to her counterpart in another dimension.
>>580656373KEK!
undertale is so good why did he have to go and ruin it by making persona with furries
>>580656373The Knight is pimping them out to Alphys
>>580656013it's absolutely the stimmie ration thing. and mettaton's always been theory anathema for no reason i could ever deduce despite having his own gaster hints.toby kinda struck gold here if either of them really is guilty of something
>>580656287He will soon.
>>580656373The knight tried to kidnap Toriel and Alphys wishes she could grab a glass bottle and bash Toriel's dumb fat goat face in
>ai slop link
>>580656467>>580656557tenna doesn't look like that
gastersei...
>>580655956How can you hate fave? Fave has done nothing wrong and is a loveable perfect fave
>>580656603I will teach Aqua to be a pirate kiddie and promptly fill Seth's super important work computer with serious malware because she keeps clicking on all the links
>>580656467How can I goon to this? There's no fur
I pity anyone who tfs into Noelle because Noelle is well known to tf into other forms, it'd be hell
>>580657029Something about the coloring and lineart is very nostalgic
sphinxtenna is an overfed fat cat who weighs about as much as a clydesdale horse and his tits are out 24/7 (carol tried to put a bra on him once but it didn't work out)
>>580655684The tits on the figure are canonically this big btw
Tv might look like this
The person that draws sphynxtenna with multiple tits / boobs at all should be punished for their lust
Chara would bully Noelle but like actually bully her for real instead of playing along with her weirdo masochist complex like Kris did
>>580657232thats a mashed potatoes
fave is taking a huge dump right now and wanted you to know
>>580657232There are many presentations of the TV
JACKBKX IS DEAD FOREVER MUHAHAHAHA
The people that want to fuck So Sorry are the same kind of people that want to fuck Jar Jar Binks
>>580657238catch me first
>>580657442fake news, we played last week
>>580657473people want to fuck so sorry?
>>580657537i'll suckle you dry
How come the Tennagirlies are the only people in /utg/ that get the cosplay sluts?
Brot tag never kommen
I don't think the lack of Alphys/Mettaton theories is because "no stimmie" but it's because they don't really have any reason within their characters themselves to be super important to DRLike you can draw connections to things from a 100% puzzle-solving-based viewpoint but considering the actual characters Alphys and Mettaton have been written as thus far, there's no reason to believe they'd be super important to the narrativeBasically what I mean is you could say Snowdrake is 2 letters off from Snowgrave, is important to the Genocide route as it aborts if you miss him, you could compare Chilldrakes replacing him to the copies are monochrome thing, he foreshadows Yellow, and his mother is related to the Amalgamates that relate to FRIEND, but thinking logically about it Snowdrake is absolutely not gonna be the key to everything because dude it's Snowdrake
deltarune will have a happy ending there will not be horrorslop in the end of the game Dess will be saved
>>580657602*giggles impishly and secretes some ooze*
>>580657667>because dude it's Snowdraketoby made mad fucking mew mew a schizoboss. we have no idea what's in his head
>>580657667In Undertale Alphys was Gaster's replacement and in Deltarune she's Gerson's replacement and Gaster and Gerson are both Authors and this will have some sort of thematic & such payoff
>>580657624*whacks your back with a long, fresh baguette*You’re it!
Lets talk about ball
Snowdrake knight
If you did not get the red flag in ball game, your Deltarune save is bricked.
Pyrope Kendrick Lamar be like: Hey Snowdrake, I hear you like 'em young
Mettaton is going to come to Castle Town since Pink invited him and he's hopefully going to be what finally wraps up the Spamtenna subplot (If their divorce drama keeps being important into chapter SEVEN then Toby has lost his ability to write good stories) but I don't see how he'd be important to the plot outside of that.
>You mean... Me being a carpet muncher is scripted?
>>580657926If this entire story has been all about hiding Alphys' secret key involvement by making her look completely unimportant to the story, then reveal she actually is, then I think that's just a shit story making mysteries with no payoff.The only reason you'd imagine there's anything going on with Alphys in Deltarune is because we've been talking about this game to exaustion so we search for alternative paths further and further away from what the game is actually about
Mettaton is going to turn into a loli
fellating ralsei
>>580657232Oh my god
>>580658375Noelle already knows that People really don't want to accept the conclusion Side B shows you in regards to Noelle's character
I’m sorry...
felting ralsei
Ralsei gets felted, let's go, etc.
I’m so sorry…
>>580657667>but it's because they don't really have any reason within their characters themselves to be super important to DRBro, Alphys keeps coming up and keeps having extended interactions with Kris and Susie over and over. She's the only reason Susie even went to the dark world in the first place
>>580658520"Noelle doing Noelle things" is legitimately a line that makes me LOVE Noelle. Like holy shit, Chapter 4 Normal Route made me hate her, Chapter 5 Weird Route made me love her again
>>580657621Don't call them sluts, you better respect them right now
>>580658375This is by far the best interpretation of Meat Factory I've seen, and it is genuinely something you might see in the game. Noelle seeing what her normal route self would've done, and that it was all scripted. And also perhaps, that her sinking in the lake was also scripted with sprites.The worst case would be if she searches for Dess only to find a single silhouette, the same one which appears in Tenna's flashback.
>>580657029>>580657092The pillow shading (or whatever it's called) reminds me a lot of early Newgrounds animations, like that Ralsei on the left would flip from side to side and his mouth would open into an oval and he'd say dirty words in a bitcrushed voice
Papy in da Silent Hill
>>580657909pink makes sense though, now that we know the angle. that's the problem though, we're saying only x group is significant to me right now so a significant character must come from x group when toby's just been pulling importance from like every group of characters so far, including ones we just don't know yet.
>>580658654I cannot imagine a reveal of Secret Mastermind Alphys secretly having orchestrated Kris and Susie ending up in Castle Town and following the prophecy being anything but pants on head retarded sorry
>>580656373>Alphys takes off her armour and throws herself in the dungeon while Asgore and Undyne are asleep>"oh no! I've been k-kidnapped, trapped!! Imprisoned with the two strongest people in town!!! I-i-i-i sure hope this situation doesn't lead to the weakest one of the group (ME!!! MEEEE!!!!!!) being overpowered and taken advantage of~~">they invite her to play poker>(the non-stripping kind)>this leads to her causing the roaring
Why have we forgotten about the goat boning?
>>580658434The Noellsi/ Roelle Ending (Canon)
>>580657621all you need is the tv head to get it right. you dont need to be fit or attractive or w/e
>>580658851It's not necessarily "secret mastermind Alphys"Alphys is the same person who accidentally made Flowey in Undertale. She doesn't have to be the main antagonist to be important.
>>580657909stop calling pink a schizoboss. there's nothing schizo about her
>>580645921Finished this one
>>580659150Our cosplayers are attractive because they're not fat
>>580659240Very strange image
>>580658375yes
>>580659240Very good picture. Poor Sus
*shits*
>>580659402Whenever I see that panel now, all I can think of is lyrics to a song I like."CAUGHT IN A TRANCE, LOST IN THE DARK! LOVE HAS FOUND ITS WAY TO THE GIRL'S HEART! YOU'RE ALL USED UP, TAKE A BOW! YOU WANTED TO BE A MONSTER, LOOK AT YOU NOW!"
cute
>>580653086You say loli and I just see a little girl. Just be a pedophile without these terms, a loli needs to be somewhat sexualized. You're just a pedo and don't even bother with the correct pedo classifications.
>>580659612pj ralsei cute... pj ralsei alluring
>>580658851I mean she's already the reason you end up in that Dark World. And being the unsuspecting shadow mastermind secretly serious and important character is something she's already known to do. It just means the facade worked twice if true.
>>580659227She tries killing 3 children because they want her to stop puppeting someone else around and in order to keep controlling the darkner she summons the gaster strings. None of the other lightners we've fought have intended to kill us (if they even could)
>>580659032Because Toriel said she and Sans weren't fucking, and she has never been known to lie about anything and is not currently suspected to be hiding anything from Kris in particular.
>>580659729word salad
>>580659732truthbomb
*commits suicide*
>>580654012Is that a typo? Flowery was first thought up in 2016, right after the release of Undertale>>580654101This is proof that 99% of people on /utg/ are worse than a demon who literally can't feel empathy
HOW MUCH OLDER NOW...?MY LOLIRUNE
>>580654101toby fox referred to them both as boys
>>580659839That just sounds like a normal fight though. It's not really any more schizo than a random shadowguy trying to kill you during a gameshow.
>>580660057IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>580660089this is so sad bros
>>580659931She's clearly hiding why she divorced Asgore
>>580660057Livestream it next time, asshole
My penis can rest now that doomer is raped once more.Goodnight my lovelies, Kraut and I enjoy being your rulers.
>>580660294We do a little irony, anon. We do a little facetious and humorous lying, don't we folks?Nah but I was referring to the Toriel Variable.
>>580660230Agreed
i wish i could draw...
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEENYOUNG YOUNGER YET YOUNGERTHE AGE OF CONSENT KEEPS LOWERINGTHIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMSVERYVERYCUTE AND FUNNYWHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK?
>>580660494I dabble
>>580659729Children are disgusting, annoying and 3d.Lolis are erotic, cute and 2d.They are not the same.
Brainfart, what happens if Berdly wins the first fight in chapter 2? Is that still a game over?
Toby got paid off by Big Sholicon to implement Aqua into his video game
>>580660792Yeah
>>580660792>>580660882Berdly is a worse person than Susie who can't kill you in her Chapter 1 fight
my soles are so soft and pink :3
this artist draws a kino kris (napsskai)
>>580660704so if a child was not "annoying" and acted like your favorite character you would have attraction? kill yourself pedo
>>580660975I wish I had nice feet I have fucking calluses
>>580661076Why don't you put lotion on them?
>>580655405What? You aren't forced to do genocide. Frisk doesn't do anything if you don't make them
new theory when
would i get attention if I posted pictures of my feet
>>580661382yes
>>580661283Never because by the time Chapter 6 releases we'll get deployed to Iran
>>580660975I AM GETTINGE A FUCKING BONER STOP
>>580661283Theory: ERAM is made of VRAM
>>580656603why does seth look like a homestuck character? did toby get amnesia and think it was 2010 again and he still made music for it?
i have, but they’ll never admit it
>>580658539Such a felted little guy
If you want attention on /utg/ you need to post a video of you shooting jizz out of your rock hard cock while moaning as loud as possible. That's not negotiable.
got paid early and i am going to use this power to purchase a shitty drawing tablet and create pictures of the pink catmy plans are already in motion as we speak
/utg/ is a male prostitution ring
>>580661741i don't remember doomer doing ick on eck type content and i am glad that i dont know of it.
>male prostitute ralsei...
>>580661382No, only if you post cock or cosplay Tenna
>>580661765I'm going to buy a switch deux for the new fe and maybe the new smash that comes out 3 years from now
>>580661804And here's why that's a good thing.
peculiar
i wish i could drawl…
>>580661842i'm always saying this
>>580661804And yet there hasn't been a new dick posted in a week, what a disappointing lie
>>580660602He said this to Frisk and Chara btw.
Fucking stupid horny rotted monkey lizard brain. I want fave to turn me into a prune and excessively cum over and over again.
Berdly if he utg
I hate sexI hate faveI hate youI hate toby fox
why are there so many pictures of toby with makeup
>>580657624brottenfrotten
>He's back
>>580662503
>>580662604BOOBS
>>580659580this sounds like something moti would have in a 4rd sanctuary song that in no way matches with the actual melody and ralsei is screaming it at the top of his lungs
Noelle has so much potential as a character and I think she's charming in certain contexts (the game glitch talk from the Sweepstakes for example) but she's just so utterly nothing besides a qwerky lesbo in the game itself outside of WR and I hope Ch6 rectifies that
kris is a fucking psycho why is this kid so addicted to aura farming
neither pink nor maddie has all that btw
>>580662439is he already dead and turned into a darkner? honestly deserved it for this
/utg/ only loves my meat
>>580663057thisand she's objectively better for it NIGGERS who modify her PERFECT and PETITE body need to be shamed!
>>580663157hmm true
>>580662976he's an unconventional chadi wonder if he called her cute or something
>>580663057I want to suck her that chest, mew
New Toby Fox track allegedly from chapter 6 "Theme for Red Noelle"https://vocaroo.com/1gl8jaYVzUAW
>>580663057she should have a reasonable amount of tits, when she gets wobblemeat it's silly but UTDR is like the wobblemeat group anyway so you can't complain too much.
>>580662976I remember pre-chapter 5 people harping on constantly about how Noelle was a bad person because of these blog posts, for whatever bullshit reasonsThen chapter 5 revealed she basically hasn’t lived a single day of her life since That Day.Actually, maybe Carol is a bad mom for leaving Noelle around sharp knives.
https://files.catbox.moe/rxqxb1.png
>>580663578I can’t find my alien noelle image
>>580663642noelle was just stunlocked by the insane amount of aura kris was radiating, she had to watch the show
the nintendo switch soul was foreshadowing kris having both a red and cyan heart in their bodies at one point
>>580650575Flowey being a black mage has to be connected to Ralsei somehow
>>580663595>UTDR is like the wobblemeat group anywayexplain this one
>>580663801
Song for Noelle’s realistic panic attack for chapter 6
>>580663762I say this and I do this
the nintendo switch soul was foreshadowing toby being a nintoddler
>>580663642traits can coexist. she felt the strain of her mother's surveillance, dess' disappearance, and her father's sickness, which did cause a feeling of being trapped but she still sat by and let kris get "bullied" which is a fucked thing to do. to me it's interesting. kris is one of the few people she doesn't feel like she needs to perform goodness for. i wonder if susie could've taken noelle down a weird route
>>580664059hello the soul please dodge rory knight's attacks for me
https://files.catbox.moe/3zxfy0.jpg
Toby posesses evidence that Shigero Miyamoto stole Super Mario Bros, and was able to influence Nintendo into making Red/Cyan the default colors for switch joycons in order to foreshadow the soul color change from his fever dream.
Goners Moob
I must spoon him, hold him tightly against me as I kiss his upper back and shoulders while I remind him of how much he means to meI'd keep him in my arms until he fully relaxes and feels safe and lovedI love him
are we going to jack tonight? daddy's so pent up...
>>580645921Stay on that #grindset
>>580664553lol
>>580663642I'm not sure all the tragic backstory going-through-the-motions shit really justifies her not being all that well written or being kind of a shit friend tbdesu, feels like the stuff people used to tack onto their mary sue self inserts so people couldn't criticize them
https://files.catbox.moe/vfrmxa.pngDo we like this
>>580664348Oh, it's like I wrote this post myself. I'd do anything to be the person who kisses him on the forehead every night. Giving him a gentle antenna massage as he drifts off to sleep. Telling him how much I love him daily. He'd never doubt my love for him, I'd make sure of it.
>>580659181Alphys creating Flowey tied into overarching themes and plot points about monsters' struggle for freedom, the role of the audience in fiction, etc. By this point in Undertale, we already knew that Alphys is connected to those concepts because of her role in Hotland. The true lab just expounds upon these established ideas and ties her back to Flowey. Alphys in Deltarune doesn't have the same set up at all.
>>580664553Made me laugh out loud, the edits are good!
https://files.catbox.moe/v0p7x5.pngDo we like this
>>580664551I hope so it's been a bad week for me I need a laugh with my friends.
>>580664869Yeah
>>580664869IS THAT-it looks very cursed please make it pink
>>580664695talking about noelle would be a lot more fun if we could ever really approach her being a bit of a shitter but toby's too committed to making her little miss perfect for some reason
>>580664869EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Take a look at this tiny place.To the heart seeking freedom this island is a prison surrounded by water.And so this boy sought out to escape from his prison. He sought a way to cross over into other worlds. And he opened his heart to darkness.
>>580664951>if we could ever really approach her being a bit of a shitter but toby's too committed to making her little miss perfect for some reasondid you miss chapter 5 weird route? or noelle in 2 just not giving a fuck about passed out!berdly?
>>580664889tobias added a loli tho which is anti woke
>>580664889>words words wordsdidn't read
>>580664889Only KINDA gay?
>>580664889There were people who played chapters 1-4 and thought "There's no way this game is woke"
>>580663578noelle got in da fruit punch again………
Fucking imagine hating the Kawkaws. One of the worst opinions /v/ has ever expressed here.
>>580664965gaaaaaaay
I want Mew Mew's fat mewbies in my fucking mouth while she strokes me off
>>580664869don't click this it's blue waffles
>>580664889>Deranged Kralsei fuelBut that's in every chapter?
>>580664889this jit got filtered by kralsei, oh nah
https://files.catbox.moe/x3iz7s.jpegDo we like this
>>580665261Relatable post
>>580665081Unrelated but Ch5 had quite a good spread of memorable generic encounters and NPCs. If we're only judging by percentage of memorable characters, Ch5 is the best so far(in my opinion).
>>580664059can i have sex with you
ugh cute
>>580665040>or noelle in 2 just not giving a fuck about passed out!berdly?The frozen chicken is just a gag not meant to be taken seriously. Noelle's hatred of Berdly is presented as a natural, reasonable reaction to him annoying her.
>>580665464are you a catgirl? are there any condoms nearby that may attempt to deceive me?
Ch1: Ralsei has a gunCh2: Ralsei smokes a bluntCh3+4: ???Ch5: Ralsei gets RACIST
>>580645921I have no name for the assistant, just a fun thing I drew
>>580665429Toby got a lot better about giving the incidental Darkners proper roles and connections to each other and the big main characters after chapter 2I still think Chapter 3 was the best about this (despite people complaining that it's "not a real setting" or whatever the fuck) but Chapter 4 does a good job of it too
>>580664742Oh you get it! I would do exactly that myself, I want nothing more than to see him happy and content, that is all I need in my lifeNeed to cover his handsome face with soft kisses, to praise and adore him as he snuggles against meHis happy smile and laughter would be the most valuable rewards in the world for me, I would never trade them for anything
>>580665657zayumn
i do not care about this games lore at all and i just like seeing the characters in this game get into funny/sad/cool situations and thats it
https://files.catbox.moe/y27sha.jpegDo we like this?
>>580645921
>580664889Why, sincerely, genuinely, are they like this?
>>580665608i could agree if berdly was full on annoying nerd mode in his fight against kris and noelle but he wasn't. he was taking it seriously noelle was also so rattled afterwards that she left the party
>>580665840awesome. the psychedelic effects are a great touch
>>580665040noelle's dislike of berdly doesn't really get any negative judgments attached to it though, a lot of people came out thinking she was pretty justified when chapter 2 came out iirc
i do not care about this games lore at all and i just like seeing the new darkner designs each chapter so I can lust after them. god i want to fuck sheary so bad, always have
I’m a drawfag and I think the kawkaws are cringe
>>580665657Mad scientist assistant girls are underrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8d67qyHw1o
>>580665664Ch3 also had a good ratio of interesting NPCs and generics, it's just that there weren't a lot of them.
>>580665840Ooooo i havent seen 8ball in awhile
>straight flowers are little kids and Blue tries to groom themwhat could this even be referencing
>>580665657ZAMN! Do they fuck?Please draw her again, she looks fantastic in your style>>580665840This is my favorite one of yours so far, the color waves look so nice
>>580662713It's actually yelled to the tune of The Legend.
>>580665978well yeah, out of game people are on noelle's side. hell i'm on noelle's side, berdly sucked and formed his identity around her fuck up my point is more that in the game, it's framed as a bad thing. that's obvious in 2 and it's very reinforced in 5 where noelle is totally distraught by how much she enjoyed it
I'm the only anon that wants to sex dogaressa
>>580664889The only good point here is>Insane jump in Suselle pacing: Susie and Noelle act unnaturally and their ship feels more like a fanfic a 16 year old girl [would] writeOther than that, what the fuck.
>>580665982kiddo that seems like a really bad idea
>580664889When ch6 comes out the same people will say "ch5 only had one mandatory suselle scene, THIS chapter is crammed full of woke"
>>580665982i think i saved the only lewd of this darkner but it's anthro and gay
>>580665856The save point flavor text right after the fight is a joke and Spamton makes a joke about it later too. There's additional jokes about it in chapter 4, including a rare flavor text in Jackenstein's fight. Noelle is just shocked how much she enjoyed it. She's not actually upset about Berdly himself. The main "horror" of the weird route is focused on Noelle's psychological state rather than the harm she does to others. She is meant to be seen exclusively as a victim.
>>580666165oh god DAMMIT that isnt an image of dogaressa FUCK it's her dumbass husband i just posted male dog ass fuck my life
>>580666217just reply to the post nigga it doesn't have cooties
(you)-starved beast
>>580666292I was going to say something but it's funnier now that you have noticed on your own.
suselle is naruto x hinata
>>580666292That's what you get for homewrecking
>>580662976>>580663325I've been weird and schizo about newest_new_girl. Mainly the name of it. And the "Newest" part of it meaning that this is like the "newest" cycle of some timeloop that will be revealed in Weird Route. Like Noelle points out, she's sick of doing Noelle things. Her freezing up in this moment is "programming" or whatever and she wants to do something but physically is not allowed to.
>>580665429Think the only one that’s “okay” is the one that’s a bunch of leaves. Otherwise, they’re the best ones.
If /utg/ drawfags were based they would draw sheary lewds
What is cooties
buckethead <3
>>580666154yeah but it's framed as bad through the context that's she super dissociating from reality and going through the npc motions and stuff and not that's she's a bit of a dickhead. she feels bad about feeling good about berdly, which is very visually similar to but not actually the same thing as feeling bad about berdly
>>580666434they did a long time ago, as i saidhttps://files.catbox.moe/nkrbm9.png
>>580664869I'd like it better on my tongue.
>>580630002I'm sad to see you go anon, i wish i had commented on your art more. Not that that's the reason you were drawing but i guess i took your presence for granted.. I hope you will still keep practicing art and it would be nice if you dropped in sometimes
The moral of Deltarune will be that Berdly deserves to be killed. Him being sympathetic and a victim is the misinterpretation Toby wants us to be prepared to have corrected.
>>580664731NO
>>580665840I suggested 8-ball earlier and you delivered. Thank you.
>>580665685We have similar life goals. All I want is to be able to wake up next to him, to wake him up with gentle kisses all along his screen. We laze about in bed together as the morning light begins to pour through the window. His arms wrapped around me as I thank whatever gods might be out there for him being in my life. I make him coffee in his TV Time mug as he tells me about the wonderful dreams he had last night. His smile is everything to me. He would never suffer hardship or stress or sadness ever again if I had anything to say about it.
Noelle deserves major sympathy for disassociating for so long simply because of how nightmarish it is.
>>580666578that's too human to get my dick wet, where are the POLYGONS
>>580661914>>580662042you can draw anon! i believe in you!>>580662113you can drawl anon! i believe in you!
>>580666259>The save point flavor text right after the fight is a jokebecause kris is an asshole >Spamton makes a joke about it later toospamton is a schizo who lives in a dumpster >There's additional jokes about it in chapter 4, including a rare flavor text in Jackenstein's fighti'd need to see these additional jokes, but none of this means that the story *wants* you to think noelle is a hero for murking berdly, and it definitely doesn't want you to view her as a victim. you're meant to realize noelle is a fucked up person who will use others to get what she wants. at no point in wr was she genuinely a victim, she was just playing the role so she wouldn't have to face herself and her desires. it sorta mirrors kris and us on wr -- kris wants to mess with noelle too, but blames us for "forcing" him to do it >>580666536>and going through the npc motions and stuff and not that's she's a bit of a dickhead5b disproves this. wr noelle is the true noelle, regular route noelle is an npc doing npc things
>>580665997Yess! Also I love evil con carne, Skarr is my fave.>>580666119>ZAMN! Do they fuck?Maybe?>Please draw her again, she looks fantastic in your styleI should make a sprite for her one day.
>>580666761Actually she doesn't deserve anything because I (and I mean me specifically) don't like her
>>580666259There is no save point flavor text after the weird route Berdly fightWhat is it with people constantly imagining Toby slighting them
>>580662158i like that this drawing has the dress as transparent. ralsei nipples sex...
I love my husband
If I was toby I'd make a perfect story that everyone likes
Guess who, idiots.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/h2h-6B7p4qY
for a game all about objects coming to life im surprised we dont make more jokes about anons wanting to fuck random household objects
>>580666803The flavor text he’s talking about is a like 33/100 chance and is berdly talking about how Grues (from ZORK, a text adventure game from the 1980s) eat you in the dark and that Kris smells something rotten
Toby subscribes to the belief that being a side character is the worst sin you can can possibly commit and any punishment that a main character chooses to inflict on you is justified.
>>580665323Poor, poor, poor taste. Ideally should be Tenna pissing rather than Spamton, or at the very least should feature Spamton teary eyed and in distress, rather than just giggling himself pink as he pisses himself... Plus other disagreeable features of this image. No we do not like it.
>>580667008i like how i always learn new stuff about this game
>>580666983Woo!
i wish i could brawl...
>>580666803you wrote this like you only looked at the sections of the posts you replied to and just didn't see anything else somehow
>>580667035This is what Undertale is about but nobody understood him
>>580666434don't get tsundere anon, just ask!
>>580667127what>>580667008>>580667127who is lying
>>580666259>She's not actually upset about Berdly himself.To be fair, at this point she knows right? Or is it after Chapter 4 where she finally sees that everyone is an NPC? Because even after Chapter 2. she is rather dismissive about her Father and wants to be stronger. I think she knew even then, just that she wanted to become stronger so she could leave. It's why she thanks us.
Maybe a stupid idea, but could you theoretically make a "Light Fountain"?I've been thinking about how you have to stab the ground to open a dark fountain, which results in your will calling it forth. I assume the darkness isn't just a big body of water/gas just under the ground, or no one would ever be able to dig a hole without doomsday happening. This also somehow "Take(s) away the light that wasn't even there". My theory then is that since darkness creates fantasy from a person's determination, could it somehow be possible to do the same with light instead? And with light being shown to destroy darkness, would light then come to represent "Reality"? Would a light world be seeing one layer above reality instead of below? Is this the goal of Gaster? Is it the Angel's Heaven that has to be banished? No clue, I'm just typing
>>580666983welcome back jackbox-chan
dude i hate piss fetish especially since it's always so yellow like none of these pissers drink fucking water. woah dehydration is so sex
>>580667238It's jackbox-kun now that he got his top surgery.
>>580667220>I assume the darkness isn't just a big body of water/gas just under the ground, or no one would ever be able to dig a hole without doomsday happening.Doesn't Chapter 2 explain very much in detail you need to want to make a Fountain to make one? You need to channel some energy and then strike the Earth
do you think susie will ever get wise on our little stunt?will she ever get wise on kris?
>>580666423interesting
>>580666791listen man it's scissor darkner porn you're gonna have to take what you can get
>>580666893>What is it with people constantly imagining Toby slighting themThere’s this very strange subset of people who think Toby Fox is constantly making fun of them and I don’t get it. The biggest demonstrator of this was CoL. Someone said it’s an autism thing, but I think it’s a weird ass superiority complex where they view everything and anything as an “insult” towards them. You can give them a compliment and they twist it into “this person is insulting me, I have to correct this.”
>>580667359yes raly-chan explains it and he's very cute and precious, detailed helpful etc. while doing so
>>580667292if you take vitamin b2 supplements your piss gets dyed fluorescent yellow regardless of hydration level
Noelle is evil and fucked up because all teenagers are evil and fucked up and Deltarune is about teenagers
>>580665912>>580666119Thank you>>580666006>>580666694She's really cool and fun to draw, I like her
I dropped my phone in the toilet. Into the toilet bowl and with the piss water.
>>580667481yes, very evil
>>580666423you don't understand man I would have said something but the laws of reality stop me from being perfect-er and fixing everything woe is me
>>580667359I know, i just didn't want to state the most obvious thing ever. I was just talking in literal terms, since some people believe in DR's world being a giant sphere with darkness in the middle
>>580667457It's main character syndrome. Everything in the world is meant for me. So if I don't like something, that means the creator was intentionally trying to insult me specifically.
>>580667532Please don't post noelle with this you're going to sear this into peoples minds about doefags like that guy and his shit smeared asriel plushie please please please
>>580667547This Noelle is too cute, she needs to hotdogified
>>580667220You can create a light fountain or even a gamma ray fountain if you wanted. Light and dark both on the same wavelength and have an inverse relationship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwlhAXkzjj0
>try to start talking about noelle>thread quality instantly nuked to shityeah
You will finally understand Deltarune when you figure out that this image describes Kris, Susie AND Noelle
TOBY WHY CAN'T YOU ADD THIS TO DELTARUNE?https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1378754364
>>580667654It still works but there is piss water inside of it. I can feel it sloshing around. I put it in a bag of rice and turned it off.
>>580667761men are retarded
>>580666893>What is it with people constantly imagining Toby slighting themI'm not Berdly though
fraurii-sensei... doki doki...
>>580667827Yeah... I'm so retarded that all I'm good for is eating pussy... What a shame...
chapter 6 spoilers
>>580667795Anon you should take it to a repair shop before the water shorts something or starts stinking like piss
Fahaha
>>580666423I think some of the ARG page names had odd repetitive names like that to keep people from finding them by just guessing different page names. See also the page called "kris_dreemurr_kris"
>>580667996
It's called newest_new_girl because the blogpost titled new_girl was when Susie first came to town and consists entirely of Noelle going HUBBA HUBBA DOEY WANT BOING BOING
>>580667761the most insane part of this story to me isn't even that he got shit on his plushie it's that he needed someone else's assistance to wash a stuffed animal
>>580664889>everyone call Tourist stupid and it TRUE! Tourist barely even literate!>Tourist finally finished playing DELTARUNE, but Tourist only can identify surface-level wokeness like gay couples and black people!!
>>580667912The chapter 5 onsen scene with Ralsei might have been the lowest point of the game for me. I wanted to blow my shit schmoove off when Ralsei started talking about how his “happy ending” is with Kris and my options were “fuck him” and “do some stupid bullshit”Where’s the “please stop doing this” option. It felt like he was sexually assaulting me.
foidy moidy
>>580665657This style is so fun, I could definitely see these two giving Zappers a hard time. I wish I had a good pun name idea for his co-worker. Miss-die? Madame Die? Pippy?
>>580668207If Deltarune was about foids and moids would it be called DeltaFOID or DeltaMOID?
>>580668136all of your kralsei scene options have always been "fuck him on the floor this instant" or "say some stupid shit" though
>>580668136why didn't you talk to susie? anyway this little DARLING can do whatever he wants and i clear him of all crimes, imagined and true
What the fuck do you MEAN white sneakers I submitted something funny what the HELL where did it GO
>>580668278It would be called 'Oidrune
>>580668207*pisses on your leg*
>>580666983Nice, I think I'll watch because I'm bad at being funny in these games.
>>580668367white sneakers
Chapter 5B
Berdly thinks that "Moid" is short for "Metalloid" and gets confused when Noelle calls him one.
>>580668441kek
>>580666803>none of this means that the story *wants* you to think noelle is a hero for murking berdly, and it definitely doesn't want you to view her as a victim.It means that the story wants you to view Berdly getting Snowgraved primarily as a joke not meant to be taken seriously. Berdly isn't a real character and therefore being annoying is sufficient justification to harm him. Since hurting Berdly isn't a big deal, Noelle is purely a victim since nothing she's done is really that bad.
>>580668367kek what did you say?
>>580668367No you didn't, you want to buy white sneakers. Go buy white sneakers.
there are pictures of fave i want to look at and post but they don't exist and i'm the one thats gotta draw them god damn it
>>580664889the reaction to this post proves that /utg/ is nothing but blind toby bootlickers who can't accept that you're free to criticize a work even if you're a fan of said work
>>580667912The chapter 5 onsen scene with Ralsei might have been the highest point of the game for me. I wanted to blow him when Ralsei started talking about how his “happy ending” is with Kris and my options were “fuck him” and “do some stupid bullshit”Where’s the “please let's make out like there's no tomorrow” option. It felt like he was sexually pleasing me.
I might not be able to jack tonight because my toilet cracked nearly in half while I was sitting on it and now I have to install a new one.
>>580668297kris is so tsundere
>>580668609>can't jackbox because of broken shitboxdamn, sorry to hear about that
i need... to hold it in... i have to... see... more posts...
>>580668609Haha that's crazy can you please sit on my lap haha I mean wouldn't that be funny hahaplease
>>580668609reveal weight
>>580668594I can criticize criticism as well though. I don't have to respect your opinion as though it were some objective qualitative fact.
The jackbox host just went to hell
people say the festival being short doesn't matter but imagine if the roaring is a 20 minute suselle cutscene
>>580668297I know but this time I really wish I could’ve told him “please stop” as a third option
My objective criticism of Chapter 5No Green topless scene
The silliest grown ass man
>>580668565>2025 Deltarune Spamton Labooboo Wave 1 COMPLETE Hot Topic EXCLUSIVE limited runIt wasn't the best but it beats sneakers
hold it
>>580668594And you can be criticized back.>>580668609Tenna…
>>580668826Just pick one of the gag options. Are you scared the goat boy will think you're stupid for drinking pool water?
>>580668945Is Undyne's toilet also cracked in half after sitting on it?
>>580668804if the roaring isn't AT LEAST half of chapter 7 I'm killing Toby
>>580668594Criticism can be criticized, especially when it's clearly written in bad faith. He literally states that blue "tries to groom" the child flowers.Like, that's obviously a lie, a lie is not a real criticism. (Even worse if he genuinely believes it, because it's a deranged read of his character)
>>580668826relax
>>580668945Did the artist ever actually make a part 2 or has it just not been scanned
>>580668997I’m scared what he’ll do next time since you literally can’t give him “No” as an answer
>>580669021why? the roaring was always said to be a bad thing where all the darkners become stone, so it makes sense that it would be a short section where barely anything happens haha. it isn't really teased as being a big deal either
There should be a mod where the mayor in Civic Doodle is Carol and him talking is changed to her voice blips
oh no
Alright sluts, answer this:Will the Roaring happen in chapter 6 or 7? This is a literacy test
Kris is a swordlocked infantry unitIsn't that sad
>>580669214End of Chapter 6, duh
>>580669214Uhhhhhhhhh uhhhh Chapter 6 because the Knight showed up earlier than expected.
>>580668594>If you don't agree with me, you're a bootlickerI'm coming to realize chapter 5 is the filter. It isn't perfect (Dialogue is more hot or miss than i'd like, difficulty is more inconsistent, The flowers can be avoided as characters resulting in less screen time), but people like you act like I cannot like this game if there's parts i'm not a fan of
>>580669112Jackbox-sama please do this...
Ten years from now there’s still going to be bitchass niggas still whinging about the festival like Toby personally came to their house and ripped their fingernails off
>>580669112Deltarune should have a mod that changes the dialogue voice garbles to be louder and more obvious like Flowery's so it's like Banjo Kazooie and everyone has a clearer voice
Anon don't waste time coloring it! Just add something goofy!!
>>580669090You can refuse to talk to him at all and talk to Susie insteadYou can say no to getting in the onsenYou can refuse to relax after getting in the onsenYou can talk about Susie instead of dark fountainsYou can drink all of the water in the pool instead of replying to himThat's five separate chances to say no. You chose to keep talking to him at each juncture. He did not conversationally rape you.
>>580669283>chapter 5 >the chapter that introduced an anime catgirl and an anime bishonen with no quirky furry features >the chapter that introduced 6 one note scrimblo bimblo characters >filtering anybodygyahahaha
>>580669214seven cause it da end
>>580669326I still don't understand what the issue with the festival even is. People say that it was "Built up" like the festival was gonna be a mass shooting or some shit. It's a small town festival, there isn't gonna be that much to do. And even then, i thought the little attractions were good.
>>580669214trick question, the roaring doesn't happen
>>580669214End of chapter 6 start of chapter 7 so both
Oh damn my civic doodle isn't working properly
>>580669480>>580669105
>>580669214The roaring starting will be the cliffhanger of chapter 6
>>580669214trick question, doesn't start
>>580669480My only problem with the Festival was that we didn't get to meet all the Hometown randos, like where did MK and Snowy disappear to
>>580669112hardest ever jackbox try not to masturbate challenge
>>580669549>Festival = Roaring?I don't understand
>>580669434Kinda messed up Kris can’t relax in the onsen without Ralsei diddling them…
>>580669480>People say that it was "Built up" like the festival was gonna be a mass shooting or some shit.I wonder how many people complaining about the festival believed in that retarded theory about Asgore opening a fountain in the middle of the festival
>>580669214I am a believer of it already happened offscreen during the end of Chapter 5, but to answer the question 6
>>580669448I’m trying to imagine the person behind the screen of a post like this, and it’s someone sad.
>>580669090kekkkk
>>580669749I was kind of won over by the idea of Noelle opening a fountain to save Rudy after he falls down at the festival
gaster bitch ass nigga
>>580669865that could've been straight kino. cool festival dark world, the town is now aware of the dark worlds, stakes feel higher (stakes actually exist), etc.
>>580669448>with no quirky furry featuresAh, I see what you really wanted now. Don't worry, I'm sure Toby will get another guest artist to make a character you can jack it to
Ralsei starts giving Kris the bad touch in chapter 6 but you’re not allowed to say no and people defend it by going “well you could’ve not gone near him”
>>580668945>>580669118The last time we had a pissfag here, it was a mettatonfag in the undertale era of this thread.
>>580669936the cutesy anime human girl is not a good character to get all self righteous about gooning to
>>580669963Kris deserves it
This is such a hard choice fuuuuuuuck, it was evenly split too
>>580669090>Ralsei manipulating your options box to force you to eat his assI like chapter 5 now
toby is a hack
>>580670048I was going to draw a big belly on tenna if it were the left one
>>580670024you're the one that brought this up in the first place though. clearly you feel very strongly about being a furry but that's okay because it's 2026 and you can love whoever you want now
>>580665070Those chapters are obviously full of homos but I feel most of it is in the supplementary material, if you just launch them and go click on stuff you'd think only 70% of the cast is LGBT instead of the 103% you'd get if you did an SQL injection on the Spamton sweepstakes to unlock the secret Rudinn forcefem cutscene or learn of extra gay characters that are barely mentioned ingame.Like Mike, if you don't read the newsletter you don't know who the fuck this is, it's just some dude who worked for Tenna, who gives a shit, but if you do you know he's the key to the whole narrative. And gay.
>>580670181shut up cringe faggot the flowers were slop
>>580670181I should've specified NTA
>>580669803>I am a believer of it already happened offscreen during the end of Chapter 5That's utterly insane. How did you reach that conclusion?
I don't know if its Giga Queen but its still really fucking funny
I’ve come to realize a lot of Deltarune “fans” care more about their headcanons than what’s actually in the story/game. A lot of these so called “fans” are also whipping themselves into a frenzy over minor shit that doesn’t matter, and have fallen into doom spirals of “TOBY FOX IS GOING TO RAPE THE STORY AND THEMES AND MAKE THE REST OF THE GAME STUPID AND RETARDED LIKE [minor shit that doesn’t matter]”People are children no matter their age.
(graciously choosing not to attach a picture to this) I thought I didn't like mpreg but I actually do like it when Battat is pregnant. What to do now with this new life
>>580670230it's okay anon i like elnina too, we have so much in common see
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucketLike the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck itHieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your South SeasBut I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
gwim tewwy!
bout to binge on a rack of oreos
LMFAO
okay
>>580670504not worth it, oreos aren't tasty like they used to be
Have Snowy and MonsterTeen fucked
>>580669214Perhaps it will never happen because all the fountains Kris made were sealed the same day
>>580670546But how will Carol be throwing around her Holiday Style Ninja Shurakins in the hospital when the Shurakins are at the Holiday Mansion
>>580670575They gave each other handjobs
>>580670504Tenna of the past>>580670558Tenna of the future
>>580668268Been thinking of pun namesMiss stake or Miss handle?As those two words can mean a sun of money for betting.
>>580670685miscellaneous pocket items turned into the shurakins but she also has them on her person in the light world at all times
>>580670575They've probably experimented kissing each other and got very embarrassed about it afterwards
Toby Fox should've just made a porn game. Fuck everything.
>>580656603Do any of you think you may have accidentally been Aqua in this scenario at some point in your childhood?I remember asking my dad if I could get a bottle of water at the gas station and he said money was too tight. I had definitely also asked for a Wizards 101 subscription around then
>>580670817Miss. Play, perhaps
>>580670884He did
>>580670343Truth nuke
Fave's neighbors are banging on the walls again.
>>580668268AAAAIIIIEEE THE NAME PIPPY IS ALREADY TAKEN!!! YOU POSER!!!
>>580671018That's called Sex
I know I'm a day late, but were you sad when Barkley Quirk fell down?
>>580671067No it sounds different than that they're stomping around fighting hitting stuff.
>>580670280Okay not that it already started because Ralsei would have probably told the gang about it, but that the town going abandoned is part of it.Jackenstein said>I'll be shown at festival nightLast thing we know about the Light World is that Rudy fell, there was supossed to be more of the festival but it didn't happen, maaaaybe it's because it's like 2 am already but let me believe
Prophecy roles, or at least the role of the Knight, can be filled by other people than intended (or at least the characters believe they can be)Maybe the Knight isn't the "original" Knight
>>580671018Fave should by a cylinder of helium and sneak the nozzle into an opening and release the gas at night when they sleep and turn of the value in the morning before anyone notices. It'll be for their benefit, they'll get and extra good sleep in for a long time!
>>580671223Hardcore Sex
>>580671056I'm sorry I haven't kept up with the sacred Dice scrolls, please don't yell at me.
>>580670343>TOBY FOX IS GOING TO RAPE THE STORY AND THEMES AND MAKE THE REST OF THE GAME STUPID AND RETARDEDThis is true though
Is there some intentional thematic connection between the fact Chara and Frisk "fell down" into the Underground (and likewise that Toriel's meeting theme is called "Fallen Down"), and the fact that the euphemism for monsters beginning to die is "falling down"?
>>580671246Jackenstein is supposed to be a decoration at the haunted church. We don't go to church at night, but presumably the other pumpkins are still there.
>>580670343Even if you love Flowery which is valid surely you can conclude based on the massive difference in reception between ch4 and ch5 that ch5 was, at the very least, a pacing misstep for a serialized mystery game?
Very good anchor *rubs belly and nods approvingly*
When I imagine this Pluey walking, it's a 2 frame animation of this image and one of his legs spread out a bit, and he rapidly shifts between them no matter how fast or slow he's going. He could be moving 2 inches a second and would still be spazzing out
>>580671337no
Toby had the basic plot of Deltarune, including the Knight's identity, figured out before he even thought of UndertaleInterestingly enough, the first Deltarune specific character we ever learn about is Rudy. I'm pretty sure Dess and Carol aren't even hinted at in Undertale
>>580671489it's not a serialized mystery game
>>580670884he did
>>580671535That's really interesting*snores*
>>580671489>a serialized mystery gameDeltarune is barely a mystery game, the issue is that when things are serialized/episodic, people get really into their own head about the way a show is going or what's going to happen next, then get pissed when it doesn't happen.EX: Gravity fall's symbols theory.
>>580671337Chara came to the Underground for an unhappy reason so the connection seems to be depression and self-destruction
My toes feels so nice on the cold floor
AHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AIEEEEEEEEEE
SLOW THE FUCK DOOOOOWN
>>580671718i hope a roach bites you. bitch
>>580671718Ralsei>>580671745Tenna in the other room remembering Spamton
Honestly it's not only a possible health hazard to themselves, but fucking disgusting how most monsters walk around without shoes or even just padding for their toes/feet on. Why the hell are Toriel, Asriel, Asgore, and a few other monsters walking around BARE FOOT? It doesn't matter if they're a monster, walking around a city without foot protection is asking for something horrible to go right into your foot.
>>580671761If Lioncarol was a guy holy fuck I'd be on that like Donkey Kong
I already wrote my truth and lie but now the timer is back to being its normal slow pace
>>580671489>the massive difference in reception between ch4 and ch5 that ch5 wasI feel like a lot of you guys need to get out of your bubble moreThere wasn't a "massive" reception difference between chapter 4 and 5. The average normie ate that shit up and asked for seconds. The only difference in reception could be observed in niche Fandom spaces like 4chan and the darkest halls of Twitter, and most of that basically fell away after the first week of release. This could only really be called a minor difference, because it's a minor part of the greater community. It'll feel like a massive rift in opinion if you're only ever hanging around these niche Fandom spaces
>>580671950Ultimate fave quality test: do they wear shoes?
>>580672005Does this work for you?Man, I wonder what male Carol x male Toriel would be like. M!Carol x F!Asgore would probably go fucking nuts.
Spamton
>>580672110she has hooves, which is better than most
NOOOOOOOO
>>580671282>Kris, Susie>Which One Of You Wants To Be The New KnightForeshadowing that Kris becomes a Knight in the weird route and Susie becomes a Knight in the normal route
>>580671282It's not right to base your theories on stuff queen said when she admits that she's just a computer and is only extrapolating based on what the knight did. That's the script telling you that her assumptions are off-base
>>580672084>the average normie ate that shit upyeah man therein lies the problem
awww man mine was about boobs
>>580671337Chara killed themselves and Frisk is zombie Chara so yes
>>580672138M!lLioncarol x M!Asgore x F!Lionessrudy yep I'm fantasizing about this later
>>580672287mine was about my secret fetish
>>580672084I've only seen these complaints here and one other place which is basically the backrooms of twitter.
I overheard a conversation my mom was having and she said TV time in it, as Tenna's strongest soldier it made me almost have an automatic reaction
>>580672262That could just line up with a character falsely believing they can swap out a prophecy role in the same way as Queen
>>580672343lol
>>580671617Susie is hinted at in Undertale itself and not a scrapped alarm clock therefore Susie is the Knight
YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
>>580671617Toby had Ralsei figured out before he thought of Undertale so Ralsei not being mentioned in Undertale means Ralsei can't be in Deltarune
>>580672457Anything after 1.0 is not only not canon, it's anti-canon
Final quiplash game, schmitty will die
>>580672457Sudden realization: If Susie wasn't the one Kris went into the closet with and was instead a background character, a large amount of the fandom would genuinely believe she's the Knight. When it's revealed she isn't, the fandom would have a mental breakdown.
give me sexy raly pics
>>580672571Man what is up with the subset of dudes that try to enforce death of the author but fail entirely by caring about EVERYTHING the author does afterward and hanging on their every word. They do shit like this all the time and trying to enforce the "canon" version of stuff while failing to actually examine the thing they're declaring "canon" and realizing that it's not contradicted by anything new at all, and in fact is added onto by it.These guys also forget what actually is canon a lot of the time... They're one run through andys.
Noo Normal NPC is hot, HOT!
>>580672571Anti-Nicepants anon...
>>580672845Onionsan's last thoughts
>>580672821I was literally just fucking around and shitposting, sorry. I don't have strong feelings about it one way or the other.
it's actually funny as fuck that people will just start tweaking out if you even suggest rudy may be important
if you beat Deltarune in less than 10 hours you get to see Dess bust out of the Knight suit in a bikini
>>580672821I'm not reading this shit lol
>>580672923One of his sperm became Noelle, that's as important as he'll ever get. Sorry Rudybro.
Hey, I heard you guys talking about me
>>580672923Bad apple spoils the bunchAlso no they don't, you just made that up.
this was the moment fave became heisenberg
Not many things piss me off more than people who don't understand sound or music talking shit like they doNo, mentioning the Knight's roar matching Noelle's scream is not "taking Noelleknight evidence and saying it's Dessknight", the sound byte used isn't even Noelle's if you slow it down (or just... literally listen to it, it's clearly a different sound)It's manipulated and pitch bent in nearly the exact same manner as Noelle's voice was to create her scream, but it's not Noelle's voice
Am I reading into this too much
omg rudy is important!
I'm gonna turn 26 in a month, I make 70k a year and just paid off my car and will max my roth IRA but I feel like I'm a failure because I've never dated anyone
>>580673173No, Asgore is actually that gay/bisexual. This is one of the gayest lines I've ever read in fiction.
>>580673173Gaaaaaayyyyyyy
>>580673173no those two are gay as fuck
asgore....
>>580673045Keep eating more Onion-san babygirl
I love the contrast between these two answers
>Rudy is only important if he's the knightThat's stupid and wrong.
I was... his wobblemeatAnd he...... was my fave
>>580672821I read this shit
there's a reason asgore's known as fluffy bunsthat's his nickname in the homosexual underground
>>580673271dating is overrated
>>580673445I'm putting money on him appearing in the dark world somehow
>>580673173
>>580673442Togore deserved to win
>>580673271I turned 26 and I don't make any money don't have a car, don't know what a roth ira is and have never dated anyone either
A lot of people struggle to grasp the inherent passive aggressiveness of Rudy's character because they have autism so they can't get how he's throwing veiled insults at Kris all the time
>>580673459Actually made me laugh my ass off, good post man.
>>580673445A lot of knightfags are people who just have a favorite character and want it to be the Knight because they want the character to "win" something and see it not being the most important character as "losing"
>>580673613I didn't get it until the handwashing one, they're kinda subtle if you have bad social skills
harrowing realization that i'm not funny while playing jackbox tonight
>>580673581Damn vro how you holding up? Are you living with parents or maybe getting disability?
>>580673613I think this part is overstated by the fandom a little despite also believing that Rudy is the kind of person that has a lot of bitterness/vitriol behind the face he presents to the world.You know in animes when characters with always closed eyes slightly open them to seem threatening while also probably saying something fucked up? I can see him doing that. Anything he says or does that's mean would be x10 worse than if Carol did it.
Behold, TRUE ART!
>>580673921That's why I stopped playing
>>580673279>Kris, I love your dad, but...>Asgore, if you wanna go to prom with me, just ask!
>>580673862Isn't he just calling Kris retarded there
>>580673921I'm not having my best day, happens to us all
PUUdy will die like a beaten doggy.
>>580673930Living with parents. I'm at least not completely useless; I do yardwork and know how to code, play piano, drive, etc. We're not hurting for money either, it's just that a job kinda terrifies me and while I've tried to get one, the process is awful every time. Doesn't help the job market is demolished right now.I'm working on my own game though, haha...
>>580673862To be fair, Kris is a fucking weirdo that's just walking into the hospital and using the sink
Rudy being "the dad who dies" on a surface reading of his role can still *VERY* easily lead into him being important because the story literally introduced dead characters being revived by the Dark WorldUnfortunately people think he has to either be secretly the Knight or he just dies so Noelle can go crazy
To me, you can view some of the others, like handwashing, or "take her to the movies", as intended to be dramatic irony type coincidences, although it's odd how they stack up on that one character.But this one? This one feels really weird.
are you guys ready to DRAW????? because if not that's ok ill put on something else
>>580673862I don't think it's bad social skills, I think it's just that people aren't looking for him to be kind of an ass because it's a Toby character. Every Toby character is either obviously "bad", good, or goofy, which is why it isn't until you re-examine it and the context that it feels kinda off. His insults are actually as subtle as he intends them to be.Ironically, this is how Flowery tricked a lot of people... they thought he would be a normal twist villain when he's actually the "good guy' and he does the same thing with the insults, although his are more overt.
>>580674290I WANNA DRAW I WANNA DRAW PLEASE GOD I WANNA DRAW MY DRAWINGS ARE FUNNY MY WORDS ARE NOT FUNNY FUCK I WANNA DRAW
>>580671950Monsters are probably just more diligent about keeping the streets clean, like in japan or something. The Dreemurrs and Holidays could just spend some extra money on specially fit shoes, but there are quite a few monsters that don't even have feet and have to touch the ground. like, how are you gonna put shoes on the slime family?
>>580674092Not that anon but I'm in the exact same scenario. Driving tests are such a bitch.
>>580674290I am going to read yaoi while you draw
>>580674359It only matters if they actually have feet. The dreemurrs just need to put some fucking shoes on.
Looking at other people's comparatively kinky porn makes me realize I'm not as big of a pervert as I feel I amMaybe it's the ace spectrum talking, idk
>>580674240I mean... I think Rudy will be important and all, but with your picture I think people tead into it a little weird. Like, imagine you get HIV and are lying in a hospital bed probaby hurting, when your best friend's weirdo kid randomly brings a kid from their class you've never met to come look at you. I'd react the same way
>>580657000id link it but its nsfw but there is another tf sequence of a dude merging with a deer then his gfs bike and then he becomes a doebike
>>580674240The problem with the handwashing comment being dramatic irony is that Rudy just almost HAS to know that Kris has a handwashing fixation.Toriel says awkwardly that it's something Kris does sometimes, and we see in Tenna's chapter 3 flashback sequence that Rudy was one of the last people to stop visiting Toriel's house. It's implausible that it has not come up before while Rudy was over given that Toriel involves Kris in cooking activities. So what it comes down to is whether you buy that Rudy has enough of a "family friend / psuedo-uncle / godfather" relationship with Kris that he can make a comment like that and it be received as good-natured. I don't totally buy that, at least not in the present day. I think from all this we have to conclude that Rudy is intentionally written such that his true feelings about Kris are ambiguous to the player. And it's the fact that an intentional, subtle ambiguity has been constructed around him that I think is telling.
>>580673989not quite, kris has a handwashing ocd thing going on. there's a couple spots where it gets mentioned or shown but the chapter 4 egg room is the obvious one and that's supposed to be a therapy session
>>580674610Some days, I realize I'm so far gone I can't get a grasp on what's considered kinky or a fetish
Rudy is teetering on the edge of being important but alternatively being Catti-tier gagshit
>>580674610Congratulations. You are not mentally ill.
A lot of people think a character is only important if they serve as an "important" character that gets a lot of screen time and lines and other shit, when actually there's a ton of memorable characters that get like 5 minutes, maybe 1-2 lines, and can decide the entire direction of a story.
>>580674817Catti was literally never important at all. Ironically, her getting cucked made her more important than she should be
It's the year of the Catti
If Toby didn't want people to think Catti and Jockington are important then why did he give them face portraits but not Snowy and Monsterfag
>>580675007fuck you maddie im with my boyfriend rn
>>580674817Rudy's importance is one of those situations where both extreme ends are bad and the more balanced one in between them is superiorRudy being the Knight and the most important antagonist is retarded dogshitRudy being completely irrelevant and only dying to make Noelle sad and doing nothing else is retarded dogshitRudy doing some cool shit in the Dark World after he's revived Old Man style? That's good and probably what's going to actually happen
>>580674825Oh no I probably am, just in a different wayI don't think being into finer details of anatomy (clavicles, armpits, etc) comes without having at least something wrong in the noggin
>>580675039The joke with Catti and Jockington is that they superficially seem more important than they actually are
The biggest problem with Rudy being the Knight is that when the Knight knights Kris, that's not hot anymore. It's so fucking hot if the Knight is Dess
>>580675153I think he's going to die in the Darkworld.
>>580675153I have finally found the one other Rudy fan that agrees with me on this, thank fuck
Fatti is a loserI stole everything fromHerI saw her cry you knowHeh!She’s so unlovable like food in the dumpster
>>580675248That too would be in the Good Zone I described
carol and rudy dying together would be fire
gaaaaaaaayyyyyy
>>580675216>The joke is you though the game would be goodHussie moment
Imagine the angst if Asgore has to talk to darkner revived Rudy
>>580675575>>580675575>>580675575pape
Chapter 5 was the Holocaust for people who care about the new characters
MOVE CAROL
>>580675409>ASGOOORE, I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580674362NTA but, is it normal for driving tests for you to understand how the car is built? Like they ask you questions on how you're supposed to change the brake pads and shit? Like bitch, that's the mechanic's job not mine.
>>580675409rudy's penis mightier than kris
>>580673173they're bisexual but they love their wives/women more
>>580674769no they don't retard
>>580676874yes they do retard
>>580676997the grey between kris' fingers is referencing the fact that kris is a vessel that was colored in by our possession. not some "ocd ZOMG XER MENTALLY ILL LIKE ME XDD" bullshit
