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Digitan LOVE
V status?
Choose your mesugaki
>>580693810They're not mesugakis though... They're shortstacksTHESE are mesugakis
gm
>was newcute at start of GL>thought i will never know which skill is good >now i'm kinda getting atleast 50% i think>even give sometimes advices alreadyLearning is cool
>loli Suzuka is cuteEXTRA CUTE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
>>580693810Rob Roy
Umadol Love
Thoughts?
>>580693937nice
>>580694007none
>all these fags coming out of woodwork to leave their shitpost because they didn't want to accidentally post it in a dying thread
>>580693482You plug them into this https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race Put in your statline, and then add in skills one by one until you are as close as physically possible to the S threshold. You need to be a lot smarter about which skills you're willing to take. You can take, like, A SINGLE accel, A COUPLE mid race, AN early skill, ONE recovery, etc. You need to be very careful about taking skills that will give the maximum payoff for minimum investment.Make sure you account for your unique's level as well, that counts toward your rating.Also, clanking is really good for making open ace statlines.
Do we have another wit card for endclosers besides Mr CB?I thinking of using Ayabe power card and i need to borrow another wit card. Is it Festa?
>>580694007I think coffee is good for me
>>580693810those are shortstacks, but I choose my wife inari one
>>580693867Why are they invading their trainer's office?
>>580694007umass!
>>580693937I started in URA and it just now feels like I'm getting a firm grasp on how the game works.
>>580693939cute Yanko
>getting gaslit???
>>580694049That's me literally every thread.>>580694061Why would you use Ayabe instead of CB? If you want a statstick use Rice or Vodka.
>>580693941Effortlessly cute, without needing to tell the audience constantly that she's cute like she has something to prove.
>>580694162They said they were sick, some kind of "s-trus", and they told me to give them a shot on their backs?I'm kind of worried but it looks like it's a new disease, they even got pink ribbons on their tails to support the cause... Such a sad thing...
>>580694286Sad sad mommy
>>580694219Doing CM's lobbies was a great way to learn how to game works >Make UG5 Uma>Join lobby>it's sucks>Why though??>Dacchis here it's sucks because of this and this>now i get it>Do another one>it sucks less
>>580693867Sweep is a kusogaki
>>580694375>even on her own story, falco is still taken from the spotlight by suzieFalcuck..
>>580694342>Why would you use Ayabe instead of CB? If you want a statstick use Rice or Vodka.Well because i wanted to make TT uma with speed growth, that's why i thought i would be a good idea to use 1 power card and i have Ayabe!Anyway, i will use CB because i have Ruby and this is mile TT
>Found someone running a Mayano with a lot of debuffs for some reasonBros, I'm scared.
betting tree fiddy on Yanko next week
instead of mejiro ardan they should call her mejiro ardougne because i want to steal cakes and bread from her stall for about six hours uninterrupted on a school night
>>580693789why did he do it?
>feminine skirtwhy did she have to specify that
>>580694542>Anyway, i will use CB because i have Ruby and this is mile TTI assumed Scorpio. Yes, that sounds ideal for mile TT.
>>580694061What I learned from the previous thread. Tosho's stat is not bad at 1MLB
>>580693929NEED CHOCOLATE UMA GF
>>580694768If you want it now, probably not, since the Tosho banner won't start until October. The Wit taishin we have now is not that great.
Trying to finish the beginner missions to get 400k fans and do 12 graded races and I just cooked this one up. The ladies' prelude is there for a mission as well. Does this look serviceable?
Amai wins Rainbow Stakes at Nakayama
Mejiro Dober puts a cucumber in her mouth and spells her trainer's name on it using her tongue
>>580694768We call her Tosho now?
>>580695083I do
WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>580695021Depending on whether your trainee runs dirt or not you're either skipping G1s or running unwinnable races. Who is it?
>>580695175
>>580695172Applying my tongue all over her slender body
grass wonders american ass
post something sleepy
>>580695119I did this
>>580695403
>>580695046Thats impossible to do
>>580695217Nishino is such a naughty girl.
>>580695093mr chubby
*blocks your path*
>>580695520i love boys (female) so much it's unreal
>>580695138Helios isn't that big
>>580695520*rudolf seething.mkv*
>>580695520pokke tummy
>>580695403something sleepy
CONNECTING
>>580694189rulership impregnated
>>580695815NOOOOOO MY TREASURES!
Sleep Shower
Patient Sien wins Takedajo Stakes at Hanshin
>>580695403A good cry after having failed my trainee miserably usually puts me to sleep
>>580694189FLESH TAIL
you guys always posts lewd umas wearing slutty clothes how about for a change you post umas dressed in a cute way?
>>580695924Nice tummy
>>580695610how do umas run like this
I've only done a single ace run for this CM
Next race is Radio Nippon Sho (OPEN) at Nakayama
>>580696026You first
>>580695924because torena is a tree licker
>>580696140That's so mean
>>580696147I SURE AM!
>>580696047just clank xogger + dom dom like everyone else. this CM isn't worth the extra effort
>>580696140>t. dirt turkey, the round orb of mud
>>580696228I'm just looping NY Opera O since I can also use her for the next CM
>>580696026curren is a whorebut that post makes a good pointyuni cute dozo
>>580696264>t. whoren chang, the chinese town bycicle
>>580695119
>>580693929gm
I need to cum, post FAT uma titties
>>580696653
>>580696653no
>>580696653No. 7 and your libido disappears permanently
>>580696026excuse me but my PRINCESS has, is, and will always be portrayed as cute! (She's super strong too!)
>>5806966537 and I post my waifu's tits uncensored4 and you do
>>580693789so who is it going to be her next victim?
>>580696392Suzukabros...
Inari One makes me the horniest out of all the umas.
>her
She's going to get another alt soon right bwo??
>>580696837Dia-chan is seducing me again.....
>>580696907hillbilly fucker
>>580696907same bwo, both those bushy eyebrows and pigtails make my penis become the big penis
>>580697024They want to make him the new maruzensky?
>>580697036I just love fat tits, bro. I wanna grope them while we fuck>>580697054You, you understand me!
>>5806969717, and her more kino rival, Katsuragi Ace will sit on my face will get a third alt first
>>580697120They call her Paizuri One for a reason (I'm they)
>>580697142nobody asked for your pronouns
>posting tits solely to make anon cumkinda gay ngl
>>580696837Boobies....
Why do I have 23k carats? I've had nothing a month ago, I'm confused.
>>580697238hngh~
>>580696820Her danchou
>>580697090Only Sov has a valid reason; the others only have "the race isn't really suitable for the horse" but then it begs the question: why were they registered for it in the first place?
I like Rickey's boobies
>>580697282You're starting to learn impulse control.
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Yukimaru wins Radio Nippon Sho (OPEN) at Nakayama
>>580697368Reminds me of a video of a kind from whatever sandnig arab country, but he was supposed to fight in a martial arts tournament against a jew, but his trainer was too afraid and decided to drop the match because losing would be dishonorableIt's sad because the kid looked like he was ready for everything and really wanted to compete, but the coward trainer bitched out of the competition.I'm sure if horses knew what the fuck is going on they'd feel that way
Next race is G3 Challenge Cup
Dober's boobsDober's armpitsDober's ears
We fucked
>>580697613Ugh, Men...
>>580697442I want to marry her
>>580697707I love it when pure, serious girls get corrupted and sluttified for my own sexual pleasure
thoughts?
>>580697613oh yeah?
>>580697847upskirt
>>580697613ugh... men...
>>580697442I once stole a bit of dober's perfume when she left her purse in my office.i used it on my onahole so that each time i came, it felt like i was giving dober herself a creampie
>>580697847She is mine!
Bros I love Dober
>>580697442>tfw your trainer didn't sneak up behind you and cover your mouth while groping your breasts>he didn't haul you into the gym storage room and toss you onto a pile of mats>he didn't stuff your pulsating wet umanko with his throbbing cock >he didn't blow a massive load inside of you as you leg locked him and dug your nails into his back while he demanded a deep kiss >he instead just said "good morning" and talked about the upcoming race>tfwJUST
>>580697847made for rape interrogation
>>580697847phimosis sexo
>>580697847Colour scheme is an unpleasant mishmash, with dark blue just turning into big blotch, ear ornament is way too fucking big, and again, quirky donut steel tier eyes, that take too much attention.It's boring and simultaneously too much.
Cannot stop getting horny when I open the game
>>580697984
>>580698104Weird way to come out as gay
>>580697847a rare well designed modern uma
Something is missing
Happy friday dacchis! Since we're in comfy hours, is anyone interested in a hunger games?If you're interested in registering your oshis or waifus for the hunger games, here's the entry rules.1. Reply with a pic of your waifu (no overly nsfw please) and optionally provide a name2. Uma must be in global as playable or support card or i'll ignore it3. Only one uma per entry - e.g., no duos in one entry, or already registered4. No thread personalities
>Trainer.. it's so small and cute
>>580697847next fotm after rulership
>>580697847Color scheme is easy on the eyes. Ear accessory just the right size. Gorgeous eyes. 10/10. Could be a newma or an oldma.
>>580697847Another absolutely bland samefaced anime girl who will only become interesting when given a personality, a story, and a voice
>>580698181Curren as drama whore
>>580697707>gold horseshoeIs this the uma equivalent of gold plated teeth?
Giovanni wins G3 Challenge Cup at Hanshin
any club drama today?
>>580698181>No thread personalitiesNyo
>>580698181DOSUKOI
>>580698190fuck you, ryan
>>580698308>Giovanni wins his first graded race. It was about time. Congrats to Giovanni, that was a really good race
>>580698349A bunch of people participated in club activities in order to meaninglessly increase a few numbers by various tiny amounts
>>580698181Loathsome bread eater
A jigg can be said to be happening:https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0
>>580698181Odyssey
>>580698181Yeppers!
>>580698181Cyclops Digitan
>>580698181POMF
>>580698181>No thread personalitiesi will pass then
>>580698181Nishino Deflowered
if my uma is a ltitle thin on stamina, does shake it out help with that at all or is it just cope
>>580698181>>580698496If you need a pic without watermark, then this one.
>>580698181Spic Maya
>>580698181bitch
>>580698181>Uma must be in global as playable or support card or i'll ignore itHoly BASED
>>580698181Punished Vega
>>580698181AGEMASEN!
>>580698181Sexless Nerd
>>580698181Grass Wonder (Retired)
I need to stop gooning to kumiyabe. Im starting to find the dark skin contrast really hot
>>580698181Must have been the wind.
Half way to go, feel free to submit more than once. Just to clarify, ritual posts names are fine
>>580699004>Ritual posts are fine.Men....
>>580699004>having more then one waifu
>>580699004I love NTR!
>>580698181bestwaifu
>>580698181NO MORE DIGGING!
>>580699004Brickey
>>580698181Bobot
>>580699004We fucked
>>580699004Autista (forma de brown) is now finally a support card
>>580698181Aura farming brownie
>>580699004Shiraoki's strongest soldier.
>>580699186>>580699204Alright krisbros you will have to decide between each other
>>580699227Aura farming brownie is a funny name so you can pick that one
>>580699004Aerodynamic
>>580699004Oisu!
>>580699004Ryan's Torena
>>580699004Remember, no thread personalities!
>>580699004dumb pigeon
>>580699004Mambo (the uma)
Okay but can we still post sexy umas
>>580699186>>580699204Best of luck to Kris :D
>>580699004Visit Tomakomai
>>580699004HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580699004The devil
>>580699335Falco is already there dumb retarded IDIOT
>>580699335Smartest F*lcofag
>wake up>check thread while i was asleep>/uma/ spent half the time talking about dicks and dicksizesAmerimutts...
>>580699354only brown ones at this hour
>>580699385Is she in global?
>>580699402Curren is already there sweetie, don't worry it was an honest mistake.
>>580699354
Does anyone have the bratty xoguri image?
>>580699451the best hours....
>not filtering the dick talklmao
OG seiun ult is stronger than ballroom in CM20. don't fall for ballroom seiun bait in arima
>>580699456She's arriving early November
>>580699004Definitely not gay Chiyo
>>580699004Trustworthy adviser
>>580699456She shows up in dirt races now
>>580699456>he doesn't play the gameBwo... not like this...
>>580699456depends on your definition, she shows up in Rickeys career and in races but I don't think she has a Support card
>>580699456Not trainable yet, but yes, she is a runner with a few speaking parts in story scenes.
>>580696653Only if you Visit Tomakomai
>>580699456she appears in brickey's story
Inner Passion wins the last race at Nakayama
>>580699547Nobody plays Unity Cup anymore
>>580699004Grown ass uma
>>580699004El Gorda Pasa
>>580699004Beer!!!!!
>>580699603She is there from day one of neo-Unity though
>Pick in GL pace chaser skill from shop>Here your accel, here is your speed>pick front skills>here's your second wind, here is your frontrunner savy, here is your mad dash>pick end closer skill>here is your vision skill and stam recovery skil bwo, we dont have any accels here
>Jus' think of me as the big boat that's gonna haul us to victory!Who am I training?
I play Unity Cup
Such a first rate mare, the only one deserve Supreme Commander of Japan..
>>580699004Use this one instead.>>580699649
bread :3
>>580699451Why did they make Kris so hot
>>580699004Omellete du Fromage
>>580699663huh? i just get shrewd step from the shop pace hints and restart from the front hints
I'm going to be slightly strict and deny the fatty from tomakomai for this month (or otherwise the rule will become too lenient) but i'll let her in next month since it's close enough.Two more umas to register
Alright I had absolutely no idea how to optimize this other than megaphone, weights, charms, hammers and I lost like every single race including the pre-op on junior year due to bad stats.
>>580699004Epsatono Diamond
>>580699817German Kidnapper
Mirako is not gelded lol. I wonder if he still do private breeding and have few kids running in local racecourses.
>>580699869They didnt? Horny old man
>>580699692>Flirts with her Torena constantly in her careerSupreme Chud is a cuck?
All slots locked in for 8th /uma/ hunger games - DramaTrophy! Promise i will reserve a slot for tomakomai next hunger games. Just going to a final pass through to make sure there's no dupes and names are correct. Had to edit one or two since name was too long.
Time to hope that Kitasan Black comes home.
>>580699967>Didn't include MontjeauYou hack.
>>580699834Buy the team sirius card from the store and borrow the throne card if you want to play trackblazer, its the easiest way
>>580699869He has not been active since 2010Gelding cuts of the balls, not the cock
>>580699817You made her sad :(
>>580699869lol I saw this one twitterMirako is packing
>>580700040What store?And what should I be spending these crowns on? Is the Suzuka card worth maxing?
plap and also sploosh and spurt
>>580699834Trackblazer is just ass bro. You need a good deck with at least 50 RB and getting as many intial stats as possible. You missed the welfare cards that do that. Aside from that, if you lose too many races the run is fucked, if you dont get the right shop items, the run is fucked, no rainbows in summer, run is fucked.
>>580700139That store, but it's a story card you have to unlock. It's also only good for Trackblazer so not really worth the investment. Maxing Suzuka is a good call.
Awesome, a second SSR wit card.
>>580699967There are two Digitans (my fault, sorry). Add this batman instead
>>580699778Brown is good for you
>>580699834mantblazer has a steeper learning curve than the other scenarios. If you actually want to play it and see proper results (for the time - it's not competitive anymore), I'd watch a youtube tutorial on how to optimize it. It plays VERY differently from a normal career and requires your deck to have at least 50% race bonus in total.
This book is instant anti-depressant
>>580700139You can see the team sirius card right there at the bottom, I think you may have to complete some missions before unlocking it though, from the story tabAll the cards from the club points store are trash but team sirius has use in trackblazer, feel free to not buy any and use the points on uma shards instead
>>580699778Why not?
>>580700249And a cute one at that.
>>580699967Why is there a thread personality?
>>580699967I believe in BEER!!!!!
>>580700262Thanks, good spotting. I'll start shortly!
>>580700482Sure.
Is it worth uncapping the story Suzuka if my SSR spd are these? I guess I can eventually replace this event Ardan or use it when I'm training Maruzensky?
>>580700145this so called "refined" woman can't even eat a burger properly lmaooooo
>>580700482tag?
>>580700497since you like fronts yeah, cap the suzuka card
>>580700482Sure, are you into noncon age regression, diapers, nursing handjobs and big tits?
>>580700392obsessed
Gold Arch wins the last race at Hanshin
>>580699778someobody had to save the kwabolis
>>580699967>The Raping
>>580699310Where the fuck did you get this picture of me
>>580700539Yes to all of them
The drama trophy... a track full of hopes and dreams...Only one can survive, only one can triumph! Who will be the strongest? Who will be the fastest? Who will be the luckiest?!ONLY TIME WILL TELL!The fanfare has sounded the horns! AND THE UMAS BURSTS OUT OF THE GATE AND THE 8TH /UMA/ HUNGER GAMES IS BEGINS!!The bloodbath begins.
>>580700638You should get surgery to stop your eyes from being so weirdly close together
>>580700497You should have access to missions that give you a ticket to get a copy of any ssr card in the game Do them and upgrade Maruzensky, shes good at LB1The Ardan card is decent (specially for 0% power umas) and much better than your other options at the current timeIf you upgrade maruzensky once, use ardan and borrow tachyon or kitasan then you are pretty much at the upper bound of speed card setups for the next few months, but sadly you cant do this since you need to borrow light hello
>>580699967I like your Fuku name way more
>>580700758That card is what I pulled with the mission ticket.
>>580700725yep that tracks
>>580700725brown alliance.....
>>580700725LMFAO MY SIDES
>>580700725LMFAO GET FUCKED GOLD SHITTY
>>580700725Based Ruby
>>580700783Oh
>>580700725>double jet is already deadShe was too kind...
SEKAI SAKYO SOO EL CONDOR PASA
>>580700854
Which of the two SR wit cards is the one I should replace it with the evil looking Seiun Sky card? I still don't know the weight of the card effects but Gold City has more friendship bonus and initial friend gauge which I believe makes her better... but Sweep has charming.
>>580700725Killing yourself isn't a random act of kinda nice...
>>580700725this garbage is what dead generals post
Those who were not elusive enough met their end early.Day 1 begins.
>>580700928lol
>>580701017Spe...
>>580701017There is something funny about both Brickey and Shiraoki both dying from a landmine
>>580701017>falkeks
>>580701017>fengshui and shiraoki jobbed to minesThis HG needed Hokko, she would have won just to clown on them
>>580701017The brownie will win
>>580701017based Yeppers being a good soul
The torch burns low but the deaths burn quicker.Night 1 begins.
Actually on second thought, because I don't need any of her skill, two lines are wasted so I think the SR cards were better?
>>580701017both of the fortune teller umas dying to landmines day 1 is unbelievably fucking funny
>>580700978They're equally bad, I'd even say the SSR Seiun WIT is just as bad as those 2It all comes down to which hints you're actually making use of
>>580701318Usually yeah. You can compare their bonuses at low level.
>>580700978>0 LbBwo... dont roll umas pls... wait for RamonuDont you have wit card with more than 0LB? Any of them would be betterAlso>3witThat's not optimal
>>580701296>Yeppers heals mambo>Inari poisons mambo
I'm in love with Millet...
>>580701296Around browns...never relax
Ten have already fallen after the first day in the Drama Trophy. However, the road ahead is still long, and the dead are patient.Day 2 begins.
>>580701398I don't have a single non-free card that are past 0LB. I've only done a 10 roll on umas and 10 roll on cards.
>>580701481nyo...
>>580701481BROWNIE NOOOOOOOOO
>>580701481NYOOOO
>>580701481lol get fucked browntard
>>580701481One brown down... only one more
>>580701502That's bad bro, try to not roll shit until wit Ramonu you need like 400 rolls for her. And you will have a normal amount of SRs then.And for now you gonna suck... but try to play with 2 wit cards
>>580701481interesting subplot unfolding here
Courage brings you far but your hubris keeps you alive.Night 2 begins.
>>580701656I did try 3 spd 2 wit before and I have much better results with 3 wit instead though. Like difference between S and SS
>>580701481 Brown cutie... owari da...
>>580701741RYAN NYOOOOOOOOO
>>580701664Hmmm
>>580701481karma caught up to brownie fast
>>580701741okay this is stupid
only 3 double speed rainbows the whole run thats crazy
I would enter satano diamond shelter if you catch my driftt.men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2psRQRN2Z_MI wrote a new song about my favorite 'uma' (horse), tamamo cross! please tell me what you think!
The race slows down. Some will take a break but others will take this chance.Day 3 begins.
>>580701935I knew that whore would be the death of me(n)...
Widest Uma?
>>580702025your mum
>>580702025any uma who learned Wide Shaped
>>580701935
>>580701741don't worry, batman never kills
>>580701935curren would never...
>>580701928autism kino
The voices within you seep, every thought one step closer to meeting the abyss.Night 3 begins.
>>580702025Aston widechan
my wide wife...
>>580702197Jesus christ what did cyclops dogitan do to deserve that
>>580702227Hyeeeeeehh
>>580702197the browns are in danger...
Not all umas were here to win. Perhaps the most dangerous factors were the ones with a vengeance...Day 4 begins.
>>580702197>Singing cheerfully even though they just drowned someone earlier that dayDemons
>>580702397what did Allen do to have 4 people tracking him down?
>>580702397We all must not let Agemasen win again
>>580702397based death to all chestnuts
>>5807024977 and she dies a horrible death
Creek does this to her trainer in public.
>>580702397Thats a fucking hate crime
>>580702397>>580702515Death to browns!
>>580702515total brown sexy tomboy motherly death
>>580702397Chocolatebros....
>>580702560Pic didn't attach.
The night approaches but do not mistake silence for safety. Night 4 begins. Half of the contestants remain and we enter mid race.
>>580702662noppers...
>>580702662jesus christ...
>>580702662yeppers...
Fear is critical to survival. Without it, you will never be prepared.Day 5 begins as the contestants grow restless.
>>580702794>Nazi kills the racist
>>580702794Based Flashu
>>580702725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhseWPWYPBA
>>580702662the noppers to end all yeppers
By the end of this race, one might not even recognise themselves anymore.Night 5 begins.
>>580702951idk seems pretty gay to me
>>580702951wtf, Ayabbers is on a kill streak
>>580702951The uma who sold the world...
I think even if getting the +skill songs are better, I don't have enough skills to use them on so I might have to change my song priorities a little bit until I get better cards. In a god awful run right now due to it having 700 pts left with no skills to learn.
>>580702951based titcow obliterating that basic bitch
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0
>>580702397hag on hag violence and mine lost
>>580702951WTF ayabe
>>580702992i wish i was killed by ayaybers
This will be a long race. One must steel themselves or death may strike in the middle of their road.Day 6 begins.
Ayabe confirmed for WORST uma! Not even the CUTEST uma (her roommate) can save her from such evil
Cmon Rob Roy... kill them all...
>>580703116CAMON ROB ROY
>>580703116the uma&co clique is real...
>>580703116dyke chiyo
>>580703116both of the umas i added are dead, fuck
>>580703203That's what you get for being greedy and adding 2
>>580703116Can drama whore fucking die already
Sometimes wishes are granted.Night 6 begins.
>>580698181my drunk coworker
hot
>>580703230Jesus is that 3 kills for Rob Roy so far?
>>580703230ayabby is hot
>>580703230BASED TITTYCOW
>>580703254bro she's already dead....
>>580703230Kaz... I'm already a demon she should tank that fire
>>580703254you're so latelight hello got killed by a landmine already
>>580698181HAIHAI
>>580703230
>>580700497The Brian card is much better then Suzuka, though it's a pain in the dick for grand live with 0 starting friendship. Join a club and start trading shoes to get the club points to do so
>1 hour ago FUUUUUUUCKFuck
There are no heroes or villains in the /uma/ hunger games. Nothing else matters but winning.In the distance, a large smoke appears. All the umas notice what this signals. The feast! A source of food, weapons, and critical supplies that could be the key to their survival. Who will be tempted? Who will avoid? The feast begins.
>>580703492Fucking Windy dug and died
>>580703492caught by her own trap...
>>580703492BASED CHIYO
>>580703492
>>580703492Chiyo is too based holy shit
>>580703568giwtwm
>>580703492based
>>580703492>>580703568oguri CRAP kek
In a blink of an eye, many contestants crash hard and only six remain! We have entered the late race!The contestants leave the feast and Day 7 begins.
>>580703668FOUR KILLS CALM DOWN
DIG HERE, WINDY
>>580703668So she did have a sword...
>>580703668She must be stopped....
sword goes in umanko
>>580703668SHE'S MOVING LIKE AN INVASIVE SPECIES WITH THE CLAYMORE
>>580703668MY FUARKING HERO
>>580703668titcow cannot be stopped
>>580703668Zenno Rob "Tits Supreme" Roy conquers all!
Four remain! The contestants recognise the finish line and they've started spurting for the finish line!At this point the race could end any time. Night 7 begins.
final squirt
>rob is purging all of the faggotsTHE HERO WE NEED
>>580703809Im calling it. Nishino is gonna win.
>>580703809MY FUARKING HERO GOT THIS
Sanity is a luxury afforded only to those who have seen nothing.Day 8 begins.
All my favorites have been eliminated at this point so I hope titcow takes it home
>>580703941Nishino is gonna kill rob cause she got too cocky
All my favorites have been eliminated at this point so I hope the devilish elementary schooler takes it home
Their stamina wanes as we draw ever closer.Night 8 begins.
>>580704035What the hell?
>>580703941>>580704035>chased to be snuggled
>>580704035just like in my hentai...
>>580704035The only person batman would ever kill...
>>580704035THATS MY FUARKING HERO
>>580704035Oh.
>>580704035>runs nishino down and rapes hershould she really be the one to win here?
>>580704035Batman, noooo
>>580704035kekrob already won and will just pound flower while the others off themselves
>>580704035what a plot twist
Is this cafe without her friend?
51260544cm19surely wont get buried under hunger games
>>580704035LEWD
>>580704035>cuddle with me or I'll kill youGIWTWM
THE FINAL THREE MAKE A BREAK FOR THE FINISH LINE*TOOT* *TOOT *TOOT* THE HORNS HAVE BEEN SOUNDED AND ONE HAS TRIUMPHED!!A VICTOR HAS BEEN CROWNED!!!Day 9 begins and finishes!!!
Taishin is above average in silliness.
>kills 4 people>chases nishino down just to cuddleunfathomably based. my fecking hero
>>580704190CONQUERED
>>580704190>Nishino jobs to death
>>580704190NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580704190RIGGED
>>580704192UWAAAAHHHHHHH TAISHIIIIIIIIIIN SHE’S SO PRECIOUS WAAAAHHHHHHH
>you're already dead
>>580704190I NEVER DOUBTED MY HERO
>>580704190LONG LIVE BRITTANIA
>>580704190Well she tried her best
Time to spare some rolls for Rob Roy.
>>580704190FAT TIDDY SHORTSTACK TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY
Looped enough to see all S rank and above now, very fun.>>580704190Glad to see my submission take the win! Kills with an arrow, sword, molotov, by drowning, and her bare fists.
>>580704190Is her kills tied with Jordan's
Its 3:48 am. Im going to bed
Congrats to Odyssey for winning the 8TH /uma/ hunger games - Drama trophy edition!Final statistics to which might be to not only the most ever kills in an /uma/ hunger games but by a champion too! Thanks everyone for participating! Hope you enjoyed it. Until next comfy hours...
rob is too powerful
very close one.80293810
>>580704190that's what HEROES do
>>580704330YOU CAN'T GIVE UP!
my hero
>>580704397shut up retard
Can we go back to sexy umas now?
>rob murdered everyone and still had time to get laid
>>580704397Forgivu me...
Rob rape
>>580704445But Rob Roy is the sexiest.
this is your reminder to never bully the kid with glasses, or she'll murder everyone you know and cuddle with your girl
>>580704330Texasbro....
do not mess with rob [glasses off]
>>580704335>7 killsJesus that's a clear Champion right there
She needs more sexy official outfits
>>580704390please join...
out of all the fun contestants, the most boring one had to win
>>580704604Hmmm....nyo
>>580704397TWIN TURDO
>>580704335Thank you for hosting these!
>>580704591Her autumn alt is peak gf fit tho
>>580704616t. strangled
Rob Roy would be better looking and more popular if she started wearing contacts and let her hair down.
Sex.
>>580704604>spectator onno thx
>>580704687Gayest post ITT.
>>580704604do you want a xogger
rob is perfect as is
only pedos like rob roy
>>580704727All girls should be this tall
2 days in a row i have not launched the game
I just love this Sweep card so much.
I'm hungry
Instantly improved.
>>580704881If it's not for my dick, then I don't care.
>>580704819Been a week for me
>>580704902I think you should explode
>>580704687I'll kill you.
>>580704819Mambro…
>>580704328Uma bomber jordan only had 5 kills
mmm tasty delicious umamusumes
mambwos....
>>580704730>>580704703>>580704658>>580704604>>580704390ok no morei cant win against zog debuffers thoughjust gotta pray for soulful finals
My trainee keeps giving me looks like these. I think she hates me…
>>580705030yes?
I was hoping this would stack.
>>580705271Nyo, but a poor pratice can be cured by getting prefect practice and vice versa
>>580704683Yes but I want raw sex appeal.
Dober reminds of that one girl from that ecchi anime, acts uptight but is actually a massive goonerDober is probably a massive gooner and masturbaits to her trainerIdk, she gives that same vibe, so she's probably a gooner
>>580704683I don't like she loses her side braids on her alt. That's like a third of her charm.
>>580705271buffs unfortunately do not stack, no. There are some buffs that are specific to some umas that have the same effect but different names, which actually do though. Creek for example gets a stronger version of practice perfect and you can have both.
>>580705352>masturbaits>esl
>>580705352…
>>580705410>he doesnt jack off and baits anon on /uma/ at the same timengmi bro
Seiun Sky is a master baiter.
Reminder that trainers have rights.
Why does Maruzensky have so much skills based on her passing someone like slip stream and stuff like pace? I thought the horse was so fast and ahead of the crowd that he became a front.
>>580705038No zog tho
do you retards not read the dumb shit you type before pressing submit?
>>580705537I can't read
>>580705537
>>580705537obligatory no u post
>>580705537I do but I'm dumb so it's just who I am
>>580705537hmm…
>>580705476...is that so.
>>580705537oydkopsitkjxtuhx fngblmopgjklifynms
>>580704694Who the hell does Rob Roy think she is? Having such a vulgar chest while being too short for an amusement park ride...
umasturbate
>>580705498some of the older umas just have weird kits
Are ya sirius?
>>580705537I was about to send a really gay post now I've deleted it before submit fuck off from my walls
>>580705658no im silly
>>580705498maybe it's racing car theme
>>580705657And on the other corner you have "If losing=win"Pffftttt
Kitasan Black escape
>>580705658I want to make her submit
>>580705737THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
>>580705660heyyyyyyy
>>580705618Her chest is NOT erotic.
>>580705737Yeah obviously Oguri's unique is insane but it's at least somewhat balanced out by her golds being terrible.
>>580705772I guess the constant milking was too much for him. Just let my boy run...
rob roy probably reads smut in secret to umasturbate
me when i catch someone with a minor typo
elusive cracker sighting at the local japanese joint
Please stop posting Rob Roy milkers. I can't handle it.
I can. Continue posting Rob Roy milkers.
Masturbating to roys
>>580705853Fuck she's perfect
Rob Roy's owener was super based on signing off on her design and character
>>580705983gimlet is so FUCKING cool
>>580705537My brain function lowers and I can't spell properly when I'm seeing mssive um tidds
>>580705983Aura farming brownie.....
>>580706018t.
I love my strong wife.
Did you know? Cows absolutely love her.
>>580705352haha that's merely anime only. Women aren't like that haha, they don't actually fantasize about getting utterly dicked down into oblivion by older men in the most depraved examples you could ever think of haha. That's merely made up male fantasy through erotic manga haha, women would never think of such lewdness haha
Okay but real talk, Vodka is super cute
>>580706158She's not really my type but I like her personality
>>580706158Cute and the coolest mare to ever do it.
Really funny that 99% of dober's fanarts feature a male trainer. I remember seeing female ones but they're exceedingly rare compared to other umas
>>580706117Man I love the sweatdrops and weak peace signs so much.
>>580706117I bet bulls love her more
>>580706259her overcoming her uneasiness around men is like a core part of her story. She's one of the most for (You) year 1 umas
Cows
>>580706259There's just way more MTore art in general, but Dober has a really fun and cute route only for guys.
rape
>>580706464>pace hognow race against ends
>>580706520seething retard
sneeding feedtard
I'll ticket Rob Roy and her fat tits during the 2nd anni
>>580706259She's one of the few girls that actually a meaningful difference in how she treats you based on your gender, and the male story is way more interesting
How did I get a gold inspiration when I only had a regular circle affinity from my own umas?
>>580693810Marvellous SundayI unironically find her really cute and she has one of the best hairpiece in the game.It's so fitting and horsey
>>580706736Like almost anything in the game. gold inspiration are also a matter of chance. Double circle affinity just increases that chance
>>580706858alright fair enough, good job
>hates men>rapes her trainer?
>Take a look at Digita 's doujinshi>One of the trainers suspiciously looks like me when I was overweight
>>580706919ftore…? in this general…?
Musuderb
>>580706919teiobwo...
>>580706919>was overweightex Teio bro...
>>580706919post your flabby skin
>>580706919stretch marks or gtfo
I DONT WANNA DO MY ACE RUNS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA LØØØØØØØP
>>580706979>>580707028This post was a work of fiction. I'm still overweight. I'm just significantly less overweight than before.
>>580707394post rolls or gtfo
>>580707394Hey man, for some people losing weight is a longer journey than others. Keep at it!
I WAJNNA DO MY RACE RUNS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANNA LØØØØØØØP
What causes the unique skill to level? Sometimes I end up with lv 4, and now this. I know that fan fest has something to do with it cause sometimes I just lose energy there.
>>580707479https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/537920
>>580706259She's dick sick
spurt spurt spurt sploosh
>>580707479Depends a bit on the scenario, but it's almost always reliant on your fan count and your bond with the director. Short distance runners like Bakushin might have to do optional races to get extra fans since she doesnt run in any of the big races like japan cup or arima kinen. The difference in performance of a lvl 1 vs lvl 2 vs lvl3 unique is pretty minimal though and not really worth hunting for.
Me and Rob Roy.https://x.com/kaikye/status/2098053291318132841
>>580707703By God that would break her in half.
SOVL
>>580707765Haha thanks.
god i fucking hate oguri crap
Neat.
>>580706858Based but her name is Rice
>>580708141Vodka mare...
Mirako
smoochies?
>>580708141Vodka thighs...
>>580708256He is a cute old horse
>>580705537HARIKITTE IKOU!
Who here 5*ing Zenno Rob Roy once she comes to global
>>580708490Yeah, and cumming all over her breasts as well.
>>580708490i'm going to 5* her tits
>>580705772For a retired horse, this motherfucker still looks jacked.
>>580708490who
>>580708562He is still very fit. Loves to run around with other horsies etc
I need more borrows
Palmer is super cute. What the fuck?
Drama?
>>580708698kys hayashi
>rank 501
>>580708698*kills u*
I'm gonna use XOG in TT, sorry not sorry
incredible
why are currentrannies like this?
>>580708927>Free wit click Insane luck desu
>>580708927Just the debuff you get by putting NTR in your deck. I wouldnt want to hang out with her either. Ardan is just too nice to say no.
>>580708927damn your friends really don't like you huh
i'm having dramafatigue
>>580708927but that's more than good enough retard
Fuaking KINOI just need to make a new machan for sprint and use Maruzen in mileI love this autism
I’m just fatigued in general.
Snacking on the Tama banner.I have simultaneously the best and the worst luck.
>>580709090Midget squad?
Class 6 semen retention rate is insane
>>580709125>>580709125Yes it would be great if i had Nishino Flower and Windy
>>580708927>2 cards on witNot sure why you'd complain about this
>>580709137how the hell are you even in class 6
>>580709082>>580709186why did you interpret this as a complaint
>>580709174Nice
>>580709209entrance requirement is really easy. retention is hard.
>>580709209Attainable promotion range
>>580708141Vodka aunt...
>>580709320a smile that warms my heart
>>580709209class 5 promotion threshold is like 800k
>>580709320This is what all ment want.
>>580709414anon is at 450k
https://x.com/4645aa/status/2098662522476024076>fuck this breeding shit I'm out
>>580709116Nice luck though, you got an ace and good parent
>>580709414>>580709304I just havent seen a score that low for any of my teams which is why I'm surprised someone who can low roll 450k can even make it up to 6
>>580709116Stop that...
>>580709439FREE HIM
>>580709517fake and gay
>>580709320plain wife...
you can't pretend an easy 8-9/10 girl is plain
>>580709517wtf
>>580709708All umas are at least 8/10 It's not fairMeanwhile some trainers(like me) are chubby and baldChubby? Okay maybe just fat
>>580709784This is kinda lewd.
>>580709784>release her alt in a separate banner from the other 2 swimsuits>release her alt right before the human rights anni pacer>it's also not ticketable in 5.5 they knew what they were doing
>>580709814Well, they're athletes, Idk what you were expecting
>>580709417ugh... ment
ugh...fent
air groove sex
>>580710161The cutest
>missed inspoI knew this run was going too well
ugh... mant
>>580710161le hecking cute daugh-aaaaah~...
people will see umas like this and think "sex"
>>580710375Not me, no thanks
What's with the surge of new Uma players recently? Aston Machan?
>>580705772>>580709439
>>580710375Why does she have dad bod?
>>580710431someone could say, this is a late surge
7 and everithing is good4 and nothing is bad
training festival tama is a pain in the dick3 speed is overkill but 2 speed is way too little for a 14% speed growth
>>580710016If they knew what they were doing they would make it actually good
>>5807105216 and this fuku will kill me7 and this fuku will rape me67 and helios will sit on my face
>>580710538no, that's the thing, they knew people were gonna roll for sex anyway
>>580710674well you did get 67 in your post
>>580710523well I mean whats the alternative? 3 speed at least gives you a good chance of hitting solid power
>>580710238man
>>580710781putting creek in I guess for stam reqs
>>580700725>shiraoki's strongest 7>dies first
>>580710075I didn't realise I fucked up...
sex seven
7 huh
4 and shiraoki keeps me as a breeding slave
>>580710878Yeah 7
>>580710819yeah but then you're using a stam card in the "use only speed or wit cards or suffer" scenario. Idk you could try a third wit card instead and hope the speed bonus carries you to cap.
>>580710887>7
>>580710887
I HATE HELIOS
>>580710887You wanna breed Fuku?
>>580710920I'll just keep grinding runs with 3 speed for highrolls, but god it is annoying
7posters are gay as fuck
rice shower
>>580711001Grinding for highrolls is the name of the game, yeah. I fucking hate GL...
>>580710818I'm going to cope and say she's probably good enough for A finals anywaytime to move onto long aces
Whoa!
>>580711007
>>580709320Wifetype...
>>580591265What a secret server?
>>580711007aw fuck.
>>580711013is the cutest!
>>580711057whats standard distance doing there
fvark.....
even: trainers have rightsodds: trainers are equal to umas0: trainers are slaves
>>580711135ratingbloatran out of pointsit was either that or late/long corners
7 and trainers won't get raped anymore
I'm willing to give up my rights to the right uma....
>>580711013She gets paid everytime that damn mouth shows up.
>>580711187Fair enough. She obviously looks great aside from the one thing painfully missing. Good luck
stop getting 7syou're going to inflate the value
>>580711257
they dont have any 7s at the bread store
uooogh
>>580710272wtf daughter not have this
orenji
Only a few more image slots left
images
>>580711370honestly both of these event choices are so good it's so hard to pick, she has some really good eventsalso the straight descent hint one too
>>580711292Why are you buying 7s at the bread store?
>there is no Curren avatar in the clubmph... it's not like I want her or anything...
oranges
>Everyone wants to get 7>nobody tries to get 6 7
dream uma wallahi
>>580711586Dia is successfully seducing me again....
>>580711608>>580711608>>580711608
I think you need to chill out, don't let a number decide your fate
>>580711586Dia's ears are big and cuteand lewd
>>580711586dia we already had sex this morning
