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Digitan LOVE
>>580741470arigato baker-san
Is it brow?
Hello friends!!
>>580741470<3
>>580741663hello weirdo
>>580741663Hi babydachi
Ruby LOVE!
>>580741663Hello babydachi
Guts training level 3 award
>>580741725
>>580741730>>580741731>>580741879
My trainee is a dumb bitch but I have to pretend to be into her so she keeps winning her races and making me money
>>580741813LOVE!!
>>580742032good shit
>>580741685<3
>>580742076Why is the bottom image cut out? Is she giving him a standing blowjob
>>580741562Me when Fuji Kiseki
>>580742032Diatore...
Aston Machan wo yoroshiku!
>>580739925I missed the opportunity to post this last week with the anniversary of Haru Urara's death, but better late than never.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mDoCKPvMC8
>>580741980Hey that's me on the left
>>580742032Dantsu tore...
Choose your Ninja.
>forced to run mayano for my stratsighhhh fine..
>>580742337The one with massive tits
>>580742032Creektore...
>>580741562surely the first post being an incest fantasy in spanish is a sign of good things to come
>>580742337Where is Taishin?
>>580741813i'm going to kill ruby torena
>>580742337>collarslut
t-thanks...
>>580742337The one that can have children
>>580742336Did you know that IRL Dantsu was considered an UGLY horse
>>580742523black belt in dick-sucking
>>580742557is not like she can't do what she has to do
>>580742623you can't shay that...
I love my genius wife!
>>580742707>hurt and abused>just like sunday farms treated herVery realistic
you guys ever
I was thinking about trying to highroll a better tama, but I got the memmo, I give up, this was pretty demoralising
>>580742959I'm not umerican, a woman or an uma, so no, I don't
orenji
>>580742959everytime
without clubs this general is boring since no one wants to talk about actually playing the gameyou only want to sexualize horeses
>>580742557Umagamy means one trainer and one trainee.
>>580742707Yeah...ugly...?
>>580743436>dramafags are literal anus licking homosexualsI knew it
>>580743436The game sucks ass dude, I hate GL.The horses? So many that I want to have sex with.
FALAPONSIS
>>580743436wtf is there to talk about bro we’re heading into a xog cm
>>580743440In that case I choose Aoi and Maruzensky. Send them over.
>>580743108sometimes I say i will "skip" this cm as a way to say im putting way less effort than normally, but this time I am literally bringing one run and done umas.
https://x.com/lykheiss/status/2083806430528745905
>>580743570no...I only lick d***
hey
>have made 10+ med S end xogs >the sloppily made in the first few tries is still the strongest/consistentIt's always like this in every single xog CM
>>580743627Phalusucksis...
>>580743583Is this the reason for the decline?
>>580743779Yo!
Sorry danchou, ive been staying up until 4am playing wardogs. https://files.catbox.moe/9bvvq3.webm I am logging in now to do some runs now while I boil some water for tea.
So when is the half TP URA?
>>580741470JORDAN LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE
>>580743436the xoguri effect
>>580742707
The most SOVLFUL team for next cm?
*RANDOM HAG*
>>580744003oh no no no globalsissies eos soon globabs total globechud extinction!!!!
>>580744003I dont really know what youre trying to tell me with this graph and I honestly dont really care. My opinion of the game is not reliant on how popular it is.
>>580743436>you only want to sexualize horsesWhy are you here then?isn't better when everyone just want to share their love and lust towards character rather than throwing hands at each other because some muh sloptuber said some strategy is better than another?
>>580741980
Are there any up coming monthly events worth not skipping?
>>580741685>>580742151Who is Umama flirting with
>>580744160that's not her name. say it.
>>580744407nyo, nothing is worth it
>>580743436what makes it a bit boring for me is that the majority is a casual (and they should be, I'm in the wrong here) so I'm already making test aces as soon as the CM finishes, and that's me stopping myself from starting earlierany anon who plays a lot is already discussing arima while the regular anon is still making parents for the current cm or grinding an ace so they don't discuss anything at all, they only use discussion that other anons already madeso when there is still a few days before cm all you do is try to finetune aces until you get a very unlikely highroll and the game discussion becomes basically "oh, another lowroll" while the casual anon only talks about hating the game, there is nothing more to that
>yeah now that i have solid strike on yeppers, xogs will now die to my sovl- AACCCKKKKKKKK
>>580744307
You know what, B is fine this time. Just gonna auto long fodder.
>>580744439silly
remember who your HERO is
>>580744407Skipping as in not reading or not playing?
Brick-182 has one spot left just (You)Join soon while you can still claim the rewardsA+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580744439>>580744610Lovely silly
>>5807446904 days left to find a loser!
>>580744456I guess the machinima format really limits the storytelling.>>580744636Not reading. It's not fun.
>>580744462Unironically I think you'd enjoy /vm/ more, albeit it's slower half the time
>>580744506Haven't seen sloid strike proc once. It was all gaslighting.
>>580744618MY FUAKRING HERO
>>580743715I put a lot of effort in that tama, when I race in any rooms with no xoger, other high effort umas put up a fight and I lose some, win some, its fun... then any xmas oguri present in a the room wins by multiple lenghts, I'm throwing the towel before it begins, enjoy the plat xogers
>>580744506Training yeppers is kinda hard...
>>580744067
>>580744763I only read them if umas are in it I like
>>580744067So she's fat, sure.
>>580744806No I wouldn't, I really dislike these redditors. I'm a massive shitposter too this general is good for me, the only boring part I talked about is the game discussion part.
CM test5967 87715967 87715967 8771
>>580743436While we're on the subject, sex with Ruby
>>580744840Pacekeks still have determined descent and head on though right?
>>580745140Agree
>>580744506>4 (quatro, chetyre, si, yon) sources of accels (2 built-in gold accels, head-on from winning triple tiara, solid strike)>look inside>all gambles
>>580745094Not like there's a lot to discuss about the game considering we're in the period the current scenrario is solved and everyone just wants the next one to pop because everyone hates the current one
>>580744618I'm not irish.
>>580745094I really don't know what you want then man
>>580744051
>>580745403i think he just wants Happy Meek really bad
>everyone thinks like MEkys faggot
>>580745140
>>580745652Same
Why is my trainee so territorial whenever Light Hello is nearby
>>580745837i wonder why...
>>580745652true and real
>>580745318wrong celtic nation retard
>>580745718Isn't this a child inside a child
>>580745939
>>580746030better luck next time Hikawa
>My trainer went drinking with the Hag concert planner
Are ya sirius?
There needs to be a Light Hello slapping simulator to use whenever she doesn't give you 20 dollars
>>580746015I'm not... Welsh?
who even cares anymore
>>580746046I thought ruby was a teenage womanlet
>>580746131
How much sparks i need from D to A end closer?
>>580743436>sexualize the horsesMe? Never. This is a game of cute-pure umadols
>>580741663Hi babydachi!
3 weeks, only 3 more weeks
>>580746030>so retarded he self doxxedThat's a new one
>>580746276consult the chart
>>580746336there is only one umadol that matters.
>>580746118
>>5807465187 huh
>>580746374I'm heavily debating on if I want to roll for NY Kita or just wait for Anime Collab, though I believe NY has a god tier inherit for fronts and paces so I probably should
I like GL but weekends are the days I want to play something else and jerk off to cute umas so I just do clank runs
>>580746512doto trainers goof up sometimes too
>>580746030Never delete, it draws attention for people to look up the post. Just leave it and go next, or change your name if it bothers you.
Downsides to clanking an end xog?
>>580746369
I self doxxed a room once, too
>>580746723This, I went to go check to see what everyone was talking about
>>580746620anime Kita is like half a year away bro..
>>580746738Only loses to manual xogs
>>580746738not even xoger unique can cover 12L of distance alone without a strong manual trained mid game
do you like clingy umas like Rulership?
>>580747062No
>>580747062I like clingy umas but not rulership
>>580746547My umadol can't be this silly
Horse ninja wife...
>>580746738It is an uncharted territory. Any casual that's too lazy to train a pace xog wouldn't even think about clanking an end xog. Even thinking about xog needing end closer sparks would shut their brain down
>>580747062Yes, i'm clingy myself so i need someone who's as clingy as me or even more
>CM in 3 days>haven't done ANYTHING since last onewhat are the top tier umas other than da hog
>>580747168who do you like?
>>580747062I feel ambivalent about rulershit as I don't necessarily dislike her but we already have two cyber nerd umas. One more is just greedy
>>580747262why does this ninja dress like a whore?
>>580744452MISTAH COCK BALLZ
>>580747364the hog (different style)
>>580747464Disguise and deception purpose, of course
>>580747364none of them come anywhere close, as is standard for any xog cmcamping dober and halloween doto both stand the most chanceany pace can technically be viable with determined descent and any late/end can technically be viable with pump + moving past but the xog will always be on a different tier entirely
>>580747464kunoichis were literal whores who slept with their targets before killing them in the dead of the night
>>580743436The nature of the game means that we too will end up like /umaJP/ (this is a good thing)
Extreme bed squeaking sex with Super Creek
>>580747364murmur users dominatorsanything with determined descent in kit
>>580747416The Mejiros
>>580747364lollmao
>>580747364I have been training a lot for this CM simply because I was on leave, so let me tell you this CM is not worth the effort, any mid xoger will beat you by 6L, I have been trying rooms and in rooms where most umas were UF good umas that were also high in the tier list for this CM the middly decent end closer xog beats them by 4 lenghts, just do your best with some decent uma for the track and call it a day, most umas would work this CM if xoger wasn't a thing.
>>580747731Oh yeah I need me an uma kunoichi who'll kill me and have sex with me in that order
>>580747364Uhh gwo you have an extra 3 days on top of that...
>>580747776
>>580747883reminder that (((hakuraku))) is a frontfag website they will hide how strong they are on every cm and push the xog narrative (she's not THAT strong)
I want to break Light Hello's legsI want to cut off Light Hello's hands and feed them to herI want to shove a red hot iron up Light Hello's cuntI want to slowly flay Light Hello's skin while keeping her aliveI want to starve Light Hello to the point where she is forced to eat literal shit to barely cling to lifeI want to slit Light Hello's throat and dump her disfigured body on Tracen grounds
Why doesn't cyge just make the game fun? Are they stupid?
>>580747883The all tab is also hilariousSome autist won with pace vbobo and another one with pace cheer king lmao
>>580747883I think all the complaints people have about the grand concert scenario is basically just about xoguri, since she can always forego stamina and just speedmaxx, easily hitting the ceiling,
>>580747883Nice fucking game Cygays
>>580748081this specific CM she is, I have been doing sweat lobbies and any xoger with half assed effort will probably beat umas with several ranks and more effort over it
>Forgot to request shoes before logging outFUCK
Pregnant Ogurithink about it
>>580748142don't shay that...
>>580748142Lovely poem, Rubae
>>580748181>Are they stupid?yes
>>580747883Why Halloween Laisu higher than regular?
>>580748181This is not a game, it's a profit maker
>>580748259mambro...
>>580747883When you see she zooming past you even when you hit all your accels and she just dont care is even worst
>>580748384wait, I don't know why I read Light Hello as Helios
Which umas would definitely leg lock even though they keep saying やめてください?
>>580747883so it's better to just make two clanker debuffers and a decent hog? this game sucks so bad
cm19 status?
>>580748142We know, Riko
>>580748465She is easier to build, has two recovery one being unique with a debuff
>>580747062nah man i’d be sick of her shit 1 day in
>>580748795made an end xog in like 4 tries, so easy finals
>>580747883Is this CM xog's swan song before she gets real competition from future umas?
Thoughts on Bleach episode
>>580748465built in recoveries and better growth ratesalso her ult is a buff and debuff at the same time
>>580748795*misses 777 on finals*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7oK5T-uViA
>>580748795see >>580747883
>>580748142You lost
>>580748941can't wait for the anime to be over so all the kids who had JJK as their first shonen if not first anime can stop pretending Bleach is good
Fuck Dober
I wish
>>580749091So this is why she hates men
>>580748941haven't watched last week's yet, it got to the point where the manga nosedives so I kind of forgot to watch it... I guess I'll watch both later today, did the fullbringers show up?
>>580748683lice
>>580748819
>>580749286it's over
I hit a speed rainbow and then a wit rainbow. It was so exciting I forgot to screenshot it.
>>580744462There's always gonna be a quiet period between finishing your Aces for one CM and working on new Aces for the next.I've built a decent Kita for the next CM today but I'd rather optimise her a bit more or at least build a Seiun too before doing any rooms.
75% complete:https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0
>>580748819>>580749360Tachyon GUILT!Tachyon TRAUMA!
>>580749286I've only watched the Thousand Year Blood War but Tsukishima showed up
If i need 7 end sparks for hog, does that means i can bring only 6 sparks for med?
>>580749692>Tsukishima showed upwell, it's over, anime turns to shit too
>>580748683the slutty ones, ofc
>>580749625Lies, tachyon's bleak and empty soul would never let her feel guilt for killing another.
>>580749798No you can have a max of 9 med assuming you have (3 end + 3 end + 1 end)
>>580748909It's the last CM where she's the strongest. Kitasan White and other fronts are better for the next Nakayama 2000m CM but making a good triple front comp is 10x harder than making XOguri+2 debuffers so you will still see a ton.It's not really competition that killed XOguri but the fact that you can look up and see 2000-2200m CMs that used to be super common suddenly disappear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB69yaC0zio
>>580743436I lurk and take every piece of advice in here at face value. Been autoing this fan-farming strat while I watch anime the entire day. Also have my pulls planned until the end of 2027, will still be here to see if there are any changes.
>>580749774My chud trainee's tits are the only reason why I agreed to training her
>>580749989Oh yeah rightIs there info about how much 7-8-9 give chance of sparking med s?
>>580748683DoberScarletRice
>>580749926Apparently people are disappointed Aizen didn't do more or show bankai and the fight was bad
Why do I keep watching these con shows.
fucking bastards
>>580750204As long as you have 2* or 3* medium on the direct parent with good affinity it shouldn't be that hard
>>580750204it depends where the med spark is (on parent or gp) and the affinities. dunno about exact chance if you don't have the parents ready
>>580750401this image is so beautiful. Love it anytime it gets posted.
>>580750510>>580750572So i need to have med spark on parrent? Damn i get it
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy>style composition performanceIs there a way to remove Oguri Crap? This bitch is skewing the data hard.
Transcend paizuri
>>580750338Our bro Stark died and the show went to shit quicklySame thing happened to Naruto after Nagato died
What even changed for Christmas Oguri to go from a strong pace to a strong end closer, Mr CB was already available for a while
>>580750721What answers are you looking for that require removing oguri from the data?
>>580750907Nothing changed, it's just an end specific heal trigger is available to use on the track
>>580750693It perfectly conveys my contempt for people who eat garbage (media) and don't try new things.
>>580750907After-School Stroll timing
>>580750907after school stroll (end closer exclusive heal) gives you a second good heal to time your unique.
>>580750907She's still a strong pace, but for these tracks in particular End has better heals
>>580750907perfect proc on a downhillend closer xoguri was very niche before too and the strongest uma in the game but hard to make and gambling on 3 heals is annoying, but with after school stroll she's more accessible to build now for the average torena
I still don’t have a usable ace. Nor do I have much time to make one.Should I just skip this CM and focus on Arima Kinen instead?
Its unironically over for gaming. Thank God uma exist.
>>580750401Grass Wonder only partakes in the finest locally sourced Japanese cuisine. Delete this image right now.
>>580751260what happened /v/ro?
think I'll start borrow clanking for arimabarcarole and angling like usual...
>>580751260are you not excited for diablo FIVE, 4 totally didn't flop
>>580751260what, you didnt like the starcraft trailer that showed nothing and revealed that the game wont be releasing for another 4 years?
>>580749286>>580749926Last week's episode had a lot of original content.Even Harribel and Nel showed up and fought Yhwach.
>>580741813>>580742076said LITERALLY no one EVER
>>580751070>>580751097>>580751109>>580751145>>580751159Oh, that makes senseTy bros
>>580751375>no break it downanons will sleep on ballroom seiun again
>>580750401as a huge fan of cold TAP WATER, basedas a fan of butter and toast, BASED
>>580751269Dober, quietly enjoying the scene, ready to turn it into nasty and sexual for her manga
>>580751260Maybe for you Bro. Videojaming is going pretty well for me this year
>>580751806oh does it finally work?
>make tracks where the only consistent accels are angling and festive miracle>spam them every 2 months until 2nd anni>they finally realize it's retarded so for literally 2.5 years you don't see them againCygames is so bad at balancing their games, no wonder they are spamming 2 medium CMs a month now
>>580751042Composition performance outside the obvious meta pick. Although I just saw that there's a character analysis tab so that will probably help me anyway.
Is 112 affinity is enough?
>>580751978this. I'm pessimistic as shit, but even I have enjoyable games here and there coming out every year. hard fact is that we aren't overly excitable teens anymore, so the days of "YOOO THE MW2 EMINEM TRAILER IS SICK" are long over.
Kitasan Blanco when?
>>580752017arima is going to be a kita cm, if kita's unique works then ballroom seiun's works too
>>580751414It's ok bwo they said it's an OPEN WORLD SHOOTER
>>580752108>make tracksbro those are IRL tracks
>>580749951dober made a mess again after fantasizing about her MALE trainer... what a shock
Despite my horse not being in anything for like 4 to 5 years? It was cute to see her somehow stumble into the only imposter victory and then lose to paranoia when playing crew and freak out the whole time.
i think tinfoil anon died in the blast bwos...
Your wife
>>580751363Blizz commited sudoku on stage.Sony bleeding money via VulvarineNintendo hired that man to make Grokarina of time.
>>580752612No comment
>>580750401who seasons baby carrots? dip them in something sure, but...
>>580752330Regardless, there are many lifetimes' worth of good games already released. Anybody complaining about there being too few good games is just lazy.
>>580752786That's not my wife though, this is.
>>580752807>Vulvarine
>>580748142this but Oguri Crap
>>580752807There are more than three sources of videogames, anon. It is allowed to enjoy something that was not made very recently by a famous and wealthy corporation.
>>580752919>there are many lifetimes' worth of good games already releasedExactly. For the lack of better wording, this is very much a "first world / zoomer problem". A problem for people that dislike old things, for whatever reason that might be.
>>580751701
>>580752231>>580752231Bros??
>>580751701this is good
>>580753304before calculating uma specific affinity? Yeah, it's fine
>>580753304double circle means it's good
>>580753304No it's not, back to the mines with you.
>>580753451>>580753447I can check only tomorrow i'm out of borrows
>>580752330The most disappointing thing gaming-wise that happened this year for me was a mod for a 15 year old game stopping development. Sometimes I'm glad that my machine is old and fucked up enough to the point where I can't play new AAA games and thus be disappointed whenever they inevitably turn out to be shit. I'm winning forever
>>580751806She's useless as a parent.
>>580753335Taishin running away after I come to claim my promised "weekend long non-stop breeding celebratory ticket" at the hotsprings
Sweaty
>>580753619Just don't get overly hyped like a silly kid, simple as that, keep your dreams in check. Don't look at a presentation and go "ITS GONNA DO THIS AND THAT" even tho that's dreamy bullshit. That way I never get disappointed, instead I get pleasantly surprised instead.
>>580752578They should have balanced their game better. Medium is the more popular distance in Japan yet for literally 2.5 years the only medium events were Derby, l'Arc, Akiten and Kobe Shimbunhai because Check exists.
>>580753936Nah man we're never going to need another game again when Spore releases
>>580753956>implying that's the priority with gachas
>>580752434oh that makes sense, good way of looking at ithow would you do the parent setup? even with 3* on a gp it's like a 35% chance of inheriting, not that highor do you think it's redundant on kita herself
>>580753936Im more excited about wondergranny and nakayama being released, than any game.
>>580752919I'd argue that some of the best gaming experiences tend to come from the older titlesthere's a reason why Deus Ex is still part of some of the /v/ charts
>falling for the "ballroom seiun is just a good parent bwo" gaslightBallroom Seiun is the ace and Kita is the parent
>>580754330that looks like a good setupon kita I see ballroom seiun as a bit extra push since there is a small delay on angling so maybe buy it if you get it on inspo and you have extra points to spend on, oguri image to avoid blame if I'm being retarded
>>580754330You want Commander Spe unique no?
Remember to do your reps
>>580754692>first form is a parent>second form is an ace>third form is also an ace that terrorize the distance and is instantly top tier>delicious thighs and permanent come hither face that makes you want to rape her on the spotSeiun and Kita have so many things in common
>>580754842I guess it's not exclusive to any style...hrmmm
>>580754924>tfw 日本語
>>580752330I'm just waiting for muramasa the demon blade to come out on steam and hoping that it does well so vanillaware might port dragon's crown
dozo
it's worse than mant actually
>>580755173I recently bought that for Wii. Haven't gotten around to playing it yet though
>>580755301Speed is good for racers
>>580755173
>>580754330>>580755020If you go for Commander Spe inherit, get Mejiro McQueen as well
>>580753702that's actually your firstborn uma daughter running away after she peeks through the keyhole to your bedroom
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So... both cheer and break works for the second place as well huh
Dober's delicious armpits.
>>580755647Good post
>>580755647SEIYAAAAAA
>>580755686L U C K Y P A C E
>>580755552This, you need a trigger for spechud to work properly and OG Mcqueen's works perfectly for next CM
buebuebuebuebue
First time I haven't felt like doing anything for CM at all. I just need to slop out a hogger but I still don't feel like starting ace runs
>>580754926Also Swimsuit Seiun is nerfed by the fact she can't inherit Angling and Red Kitasan is nerfed because she can't inherit Victory CheerAlso there's like 4 long front runners in the game who have extremely high affinity with each other and often use the others are parents
>>580755814Lucky pace is going to be so annoying you're forced to bring a front to not risk any mistakes.
>>580756009red kitasan does not give a fuck about victory cheer
>>580751260It's the same thing i was thinking those days.After every showcase my interest in gaming is getting lower and lower because most of it is either normieslop or indieslop, there is no more niche, nothing really interesting, just copying the same formula and milking the same IPs.There are really few titles that i'm really interested, and i keep telling myself your same thing.
>>580746813
>>580756142I'm not sure it's wise to tune into showcases for niche games
>>580756142I really enjoyed Silent Hill F and Resident Evil 9. There are still a few developers that care about making immersive games
>>580754778>>580755552if you're the one to hit angling, then spe inherit is *slightly* betterwould also allow for a piss easy parent setupbut break it down wins if you're second into late-racewould also help kita a TON herself, she would basically get her own angling with her own unique + break it down procidk what to do meow
>>580756079You want every single bit of perfect proc accel. If Halloween Maya always have OG Kita as a parent there's a reason
Arima CM... What to bring... >spurt worksOh, end closer Xmas Cap works perfectly again>but 777 delayfufufufu
>>580755575Yeah because she knows she's next
>>580752807explain more
>>580756370it's simple, make both parent lines and feel the vibe of what people will make whenever sloptubers drop their gaslights so you can start making your ace by then
>>580755319it's decent, still looks gorgeous, but the wii translation is kinda bad compared to the later ps vita one and it doesn't have the dlc scenarios which are fun>>580755486granny love
>>580756324I mean those that i'm interested are and were from those showcaseFor example: Phantom Blade Zero
>>580756738
BLEARGH
Good night friends!!
>>580756370You need a skill proc during the final corner to activate Spechud inherit. McQueen and Biwa inherits have final corner activation, the former is guaranteed +0.25 speed, the latter is +0.25 or +0.15 depending on whether you rushed. You can cope with final push or Maruzen too.
>>580756463
>>580757241good night weirdo
>>580757241umasumi
>>580756721I'll start with the ballroom borrows today then>>580757279oh rightttt yeah might not be all that good then, already have 500 other priorities even if it's good
>>580757241good night dude
>>580755647SHOBU SHOBU
>>580756009>she can't inherit Angling and Red Kitasan is nerfed because she can't inherit Victory CheerBut you can?
>>580757241night night, babydachi!
>>580756902
Both are in the same gen but released at different times
>>580757709dumb retard and wife
>>580757241nighty-night
>>580757709umastagram ahh eyes
>>580757592
>>580757592she's so fucking cute oh my god I love her
>>580757709their faces when their trainer doesn't wear the tight pants they gave him
>>580757709literally who and FAT FUCKING BUTT
>>580757709on of them is a fucking larper
>>580757451Not directly, having to get it from a 0 affinity GP is a big nerf especially for Seiun
>>580757709chinese slop and japense pure nadeshiko tomato folded 12349803204598 times
>>580757992It's really easy now with race affinities
>>580757709I like the peacoats Tracen gives their girls but there's not enough art of them wearing nothing underneath.
Shhhh! Ruby is sleeping!
Barbin...
>>580758123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=argdA1u9CFw
>>580758123Perfect time to send my resignation letter I don't deserve to be her trainer
>>580757874
oh wow....
>>580758123Ruby is really the ideal uma for the "looking at you with an expressionless face and barely responding but you can tell she's hyped because of how hard her tail is wagging" experience
>>580758389
>>580758449ticket should share some of that excessive titmeat with lil taishin
>>580757241Sleep tight babydachi
>i used GPs with med sparks not parrentsMaybe i'm retarded...
>>580758449
rooms?17412954>1741295417412954
>>580758985about to upgrade my shidd but I'll join
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0>https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0https://jiggie.fun/wQZzE0
>>580758123
>the borrow parent I was using got updatedFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUUUUU
>>580758449now I understand why she constantly takes all her frustration out on her trainer
>>580757709her grass makes me ponder
>>580758584
I WILL move to Tomakomai
>>580759314Just message them on discord gwocho
>>580759318I want to take her frustration and give it back tenfold in the shape of my sperm
>>580757709soulless vs sovl
>>>>>>>>>>>angling whiffFUCKERok im playing now shit ass wit
KINOOOO
>>580759594No, it was a good call, no more ace runs for me.
>>580758114You still throw 30% of your runs
holy finish37390778>3739077837390778
>>580759578You should!
>>580759905Indeed, Nurse is charming
>>580759905>early love advice
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>580760080I should
yata66867286>6686728666867286
>>580760375
>>580760203I don't get it
>>580760498>whiffed anglingaieee
>>580760498just one more
>>580760498based spechud enthusiast
V status?
My Rabbit has 600 stam and she won't fucking die in time. I guess I need to break her legs harder.
>>580760080>>580760391She's really built like that? Not a mod? When do we get her
>>580760810or don't use a n*g strat
based ayabe/teio team99207228>9920722899207228
>>580760810stam does not matter as much as power and skills
What a fucking dork
can't believe that bum tarumae got to sing legend changer but not rickey
>>580759861
If my cards are bad, what should I bring for a long uma? I tried doing Unity with 2 spd 2 stam 1 wit 1 sup with Creek and still can't beat the finale part 1's long race.Then I tried GL with this but realized I can't use McQueen there, but will this setup be enough?
>>580761002Now this is too much
>>580760796>>580760203
>>580760810if you want her to die in mid-race just give her less power or remove one of her early-race accel to shrink her gap
>>580760117that looks like a juvenile colt, wtf is this epsatono island shit? oh wait, maybe it's that midget stego
The field for JCGC is confirmed
>>580761002>>580761169They’re so fucking cool
post something niedlich
>>580759314i hate when they do this...i also should change my borrow parent, but i'm too scared that someone would feel bad about it because they were using it
>>580760916Probably next month
Need more white woman Uma
Mayano Plop Gun
>>580761409>spoileryeah, same, I only updated my old ass parent the moment I got 0 crowns for it
>>580758662>>580758449
lates truly are the hit/miss position61529842>6152984261529842
>>580761139You couls try borrowing power rice shower in unity. She comes with 2 gold recoveries since there's one on the card and another one if you choose her team via scenario link. Also dont forget to borrow a parent with full stamina sparks.Grand Live as a scenario doesnt give you a lot of stam.
>>580761002I can't wait to run Vodka, Gimlet and Opera for the dork triad
>>580761475Sure
>>580761386
hello, is this toppy sloppy any good for the upcoming cm?
Mayano Slurps Cum
>>580761874yeppersjust needs more wit
>>580760968Yeah, I kinda stammed her a bit because I was afraid of losing career races. I'll go lower.
Wonder acute? More like Wonderful and Cute!
>>580760117the king decrees nudity saturday
>>580742337Creek 1000000000000%
>>580761874paces run angling and scheming this CM
>>580762051bottom is me
Does /uma/ like older women?
At least i suck cocks, you just sucks, stupid meat eater that no one wants
>>580762051SIX SEVEN
>>580761946sunday didn't lock in that run>>580762125oh
>>580762168Oh yeah
>>580762146Proud bottom are you?
>>580762168I'm an older guy so yeah I guess.
>>580761671still need juan more
>>580762168hags love
>>580762408you could say that...
>>580762351SEXOOOOO
Tanhauser love!
>>580762051
>>580762051Haha sixty-seven!
how much longer until yanko starts belmont
>>580762529who?
>>580762347>>580761874also could use 1200 power and less stamina if you brought a gold recovery, 850 stam is fine
>>580762648My wife
>>580762634unhand that donut vile demon
>>580762487man imagine the hag smell in that car
>>580761671>>580762445no one?
>>580762812
>>580762972/uma/ EOS soon
>>580762972I have 2 aces that suck ass and would simply lose
>>580762702im on 15 stam 3 power sparks f2p deck don't ask for the impossible bwomy only source of power is clicking spd and el cp 1 power bonus from her card
>>580763078Everyone is out hanging out with their friends during the weekend
>>580760375It happened again
>>580762972>spectator onno thx
>>580762972I was too busy playing the game
>>580763015he joined my room when no one else wouldumama is my heroty roomers
Why would I waste my time joining a room with 3 Xoguri?
Derby
do 2 fronts + 1 runaway push the lobby up or does 1 + 1 do the same thing
>>580763372Teio's kit is good enough to beat a pace xog but she refuses to try in rooms, good thing she only needs to win 1 race out of 81, thanks for hosting
>>580763560More like Tokai TURDo haha
>>580763560red or blue teio? considering swapping ticket for her just so Im not purely backliners
>>580762487Silly Spotted
>>580762972It's weekend, That 2 days of only logging in to auto queue fan runs and running team trials.
>>580763703aiieeee>>580763739blue
>>580763372thanks for hosting
does 777 hit before or after A.S.S. does?
Umma gonna lose to Xoggey and make excuse again
>>580762487>Maruzensky isnt driving>Maruzensky isnt getting carsick
>>5807626346 days
>>580764050im not telling u fatty
>>580764050after
>>580763767
>>580763830isnt blue teio just navigation skills? why is she better over red teio?
>>580763372I let down frontbros... cute team hostman (not you xog)
>>580764060during
Oguri Cap? More like Oguri Plap!
>>580764050>569 stamina>White recoveriesyou dyin son
>>580763372he joins every room nothing special about that
>>58076431520% speed growth you can use red Teio, I think people playing Teio use red Teio I just play by feel
>>580764432I'd rather she join my room and it fills than no one joining
Bed breaking sex with Sirius Symboli (she managed to put collar on me during it)
Nyo...
>>580764432he's there when it matters
>she
>>580764534Are you literally me
ok this build is too expensivewas gonna have her with bofa and nsmmaybe I'll do wedding instead
Public rooms are better comp then /uma/ thougheverbeit
Super Creek? More like Super Plap!
doesnt seem like theres much difference between these two
>>580764771just get the guaranteed fast learner
>>580764849nah publics are full of shitters
>>580764849not when you don't join them
Next you'll tell me that /vm/a makes better aces than us
>>580764849>double debuffers and a shit aceno they arent
>>580764849this but /v/ma rooms have better players too
>>580764771borrow the oguri wit card if shes pace
Mayano Top Gun? More like Mayano Top Plap!
Special Week? More like Special Weekend Sex
>>580765042>>580765069kek
>>580764964she isn't consistent enough for that stats wise, growths are ass>>580765190
>curren[-]
King Halo? More like PLAP SPLOOSH SPURT
Grass Wonder? More like Wonderful Ass
>>580765069read like a book ggs
Should I rape my danchou?
>>580764105Ace knows how to go fast
Mejiro Dober? More like Tracen bicycle
>>580765539thats curren
Multi CM wonner 24/7 room joiner definitely make /uma/ room stronk!
>>580765539More like unicycle because she only lets one kind of people ride her during her cycle haha get it
uh oh melty
>>580764417she seemed to do fine in rooms, coming 1st/2nd when she was in a good position
>>580765591There's literally a character named Touring Bike
>>580765625the umama defense force won't like this
Decided to get some in n out. Got my shake ahead of time since there's like 20 orders ahead on mine
I can't look away! What are these Umamusume going to do?
that character is literally my wife
>>580765856giwtwm
>>580765856>Not neopolotanNgmi sir
making a simple /uma/ vs /v/ma competiton should be easy(doubt they'll be interested) but making it a club v club exhibition would make it more interesting definitely. Fuck planning that out however, maybe A**** has some ideas.
>>580765856mmmmm shake...
>>580766002keep posting this image please
Taiki Shuttle? More like Shut up and let's make children
>>580764307For all that efforts I'm very surprised that she is not a real uma in the game.
I like hearing Inari One shriek when I pretend I'm about to put her in her fourth race in a row.
>>580766002Danchou is busy with the IRL race event
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/4lsDp4>https://jiggie.fun/4lsDp4https://jiggie.fun/4lsDp4>https://jiggie.fun/4lsDp4https://jiggie.fun/4lsDp4
I think Creek just took my cherry...
>>580762972Need creek banner before aces
>>580765856The lady who called out my order didn't know I got my shake ahead of time, so I got a 2nd shake I guess. Unethical in n out hacks.>>580765951I'm a simple man
>>580761671>>580762972I thought some one would join, sorry bwochoIf you want i can join, but my aces are not ready
>>580766002>anons who would rather die before queueing a single fan run>making aces for an /uma/ cupGood luck, I'd love to see something like that happens
>>580765856did your apartment explode
>>580766250Forgot pic
>>580765856wtf is an animal fry
>>580766386>Animal style friesBwo you paid 2 dollars for extra cheese
>>580766386EXPLODE
>>580766324Nyo but on advice of an anon to be safe I won't try it again
>>580766386Oguri...
>>580766310 I've lurked abit over there they care about club shenanigans too, they even have lore for them. Surely this two mass of players can do something silly for once right? It's been a year of uma global after all
>>580766386>all doubleUh oh someones having sex tonightAnd it's not you
>>580766386teiobwo... this is for 2 people right
>>580766386mmmm burger and fries
>>580766386light snack for teiobro
How Allen only class 5 in TT
>>580766386you're with your girlfriend, right?
>>580766714he's an autist that makes alot of fun stuff inside /uma/club, so I'd be nice to get his help for this one
I'm pretty sure those Hachimi people put up an update at least three times in the last three dayswhat are they even doing, are they cashing out and backtracing my bank info now
literally nobody cares about your gay club and nobody is going to join your shitty club race
>>580766468I've never tried it and it sounded pretty good, so I got it. I decided a few years ago after being very miserly when it came to food that it wasn't really worth it.>>580766542I should have brought the plushie I have of her>>580766638This is for me having skipped dinner last night
>>580766386I'm on a diet and damn i'd devour this whole meal
>>580766892idk but I disabled auto-updates meowannoying
Ok I finally managed to beat the main story finale with this. She's like very close to S so guess I can throw her in my CM despite the long skills.
>>580766950Remember not to skip your cheat days, those are literally integral for a healthy diet
thoughts on my open leauge mambo? wouldve preferred winter runner over position pilfer
IT'S NOT -THAT- MUCH!!! THOSE ARE SMALLER THAN THEY LOOK 2 BURGERS IS PERFECTLY FINE SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!
>>580764928Left is easier to activate
>>580767046I have my cheat day on Sunday, and i cannot wait everytime
>>580767056Looks good to me, but xog still op even in open. Goodluck.
Is the uma musmeing
>>580767263Well, yes and no. It's a mixed bag
>>580764432Not mine cause he doesn't want the smoke from a real trainer
>>580767231Xog is SHIT in arima i believe with my whole heart
>>580767263The derby do be pretty
>>580767263yes
holy dogshit run award
>>580767464
>>580767231i know too well
>>580767263maplestory collab
>>580764928Right is harder to activate because of the 1L diff infront condition but since it's a precondition now you can check it at the start of late race when you are accelerating.I suppose it's still quite hard to proc in a race with some fronts, in this case you'll be within 1 length of them later into the race and you may be taking a different line, making the 1L + 3rd or better conditions somewhat random
Dogai Deio
>>580764928left plays cool music
>>580767627Could it be, another maple player?
>>580767056How tight is that stamina given Claw's cost? (And assuming the unique fires) I wouldn't be surprised to see a stam debuffer on 'real' teams.Yeah, Ramp & PP aren't especially great, but at least you're spending your pts. Corner Adept would've been a better buy (if available) for the double proc chance. You could argue for a recovery depending on how you feel about your hp. But I'm sure it'll compete.
nom nom nom nom nom
tokai teiobese
die
>>580768013Yes my BMI is over 30
>>580767909Nah I just saw the collab. I did play way back pre big bang
>>580767876very truebut she also does it in 6th place and loses and makes it lame sometimes
>>580767263some horseshit named summoners war because i foolishly believed uma being good means maybe other gacha games are good
I'd rather eat like a pig than starve
>>580768253Your fat ass wouldn't starve to death if we left you in the desert for weeks.
>>580768191yo anyone wanna light a guts scroll joint with me too?
>>580768191tokai teio smoking her own shit
Teiokai Teio
731472207314722073147220
>>580768253You can do both, I'm gonna go from fat fuck to normal within the next couple of months and then in a couple of years go fat fuck again. It's a good mental test.
Let it be known that Teio's pink ornaments are sex
>>580768534>spectator onno thx
>>580768615like mac from its always sunny
Narita Top Road?More like Narita Cockroach
dogai deio :DDDD
so what did we learn?
All my life I've been good but now I'm thinking, "What the hell"All I want is to mess aroundAnd I don't really care aboutIf you love me, if you hate meYou can't save me, baby, baby
its interesting how grand live just outright stops giving you gameplay resources and completely bricks your run whenever it feels like ityou know its useless to continue the career because the game just throws a tantrum because you did good for 3 turns and shits all over your PPs
>>580769001this thread is full of FAT FUCKS
Can I make a Mirako thread or are you going to counterbake?
*BUUURRRRRRRRRP*
>>580768534https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-Ecnn5ya8ZX6xW_aSRUXk9lncome crush my dreams again159788411597884115978841
>>580769053i wish tahbo would shit on my PP
>>580769001i'm horny
>>580769001this thread is still umashit even when V has been missing for a week
>>580769101And worse, they're all MEN
>>580769256die you pig
>>580769178>20 minutes on the clockbrodid you at least enjoy it
>>580769175https://x.com/okomesuihanki/status/2098728446860095668
>>580769178
>>580769178Damn right teiofriend!
>>580766235Congrats, man.I hope you enjoyed her career.
>>580769382Is this a yes?
>>580769175JUST FUCK HER AT THAT POINT OR I'LL FUCK HER IN YOUR STEAD AAAAH
No we are counterbaking
>>580769175isn't it more fun if you don't know if you're going to be counterbaked
>>580769001i'm hungry
>>580769370It was like 25 and yes
>
>>580769532Mommy..
>>580769239https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ebd0qxY8HfW3a8Ngtw7sjPpb824700208247002082470020last one
>>580769653Massive improvement, so much so that I need to have sleep sex with her every night
>>580769001You need to have distance sparks on parrents, not gps
>>580766002It pretty much already kind of exist since people from here join the /v/ stakes race every month
>>580770141https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=fw7BugWnxQUI2_zYIblhM_jrThank you for coming
>get past junior>immediate slow metabolismokay fuck this
Are you supposed to do extra races in GL?
look its my trainee
>>580770471if the turn is so shit you can't do anything else
>>580770471nojust click on rainbows to buy songs and then get excited to buy more songs
>>580770141btw the >spectator onguy is shitposting if that's why you turned it off
>>580770771nice try schizo
>>580770141stam debuffers really do shit eh
>>580770471A few umas with secret events can do them. Otherwise the turn is better spent leveling up wit facility most of the time
>>580770656>>580770741>>580770860Alright that's what I thought, thanks.
genuinely almost impossible to trainher 30% stam growth is awful and forces the worst support card choices ever
>>580770771>schizo seething he can't spectate anymore
>>580770969Nah
>>580771191I need more glasses uma.
Turning off spectate is for pussies
>>580766459it's got sauce and cheese and stuff on it. you can get a burger animal style too.
>>580770436>ethical tachyon
>>580771228holy
>>580770436>villain defeatednoo... end hog is too strong
>>580770969Well you train her for long races where it makes it easy to get enough stamand fuck you nigger don't slander kafe or sundayman will haunt your dreams tonight
>>580771293>I want to post results and shit up the thread without joining the room
>>580771228What are Dober's 10 desires?
>>580766121
>>580771507You know that doesn't happen stop being a schizo
>>580771479too big
>obessed oscar in shambles
>>580770847I'm considering running Matikanetannhauser because of them. Natie is scary as fuck.
>>580771610Who are you kidding?
why would you want to spectate someone?
>>580771667no you're too big
>>580771874Where's your proof. Multiple rooms early had spectate on and nothing happened. Stop being a disingenuous retard
>>580771947To doxx them obviously
what are they trying to accomplish
>>580772006is that V?
>>580772079bwo....that's lememe
>>580771990yeah, that stuff never happens everyone here is so mentally stable
the loathsome dung eater
>>580772075probably Uma&Co members seething that they suck
>>580772079yes fake umama on the right too since he lost the real one
Whining about spectators is bitchmade behavior Imagine being so sensitive & going on this website of all places
>>580771228Dober isn't a slut
>>580772252Kill yourself Lemon
>>580772006Lemaire looks goofy to me. The commercials with him in are great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-L6XggePKs
But all my rooms are spectate on and zero doxxing has happened
Umama please calm your sperg pet down
>>580772252Make a room with spectate on and host then
>>580772384
>>580771864
I've pressed the button on all the Mirako posts and nothing happenedIt's a skinwalker
how about you make your own rooms with the rules you like
>>580772582Janny's have been awol for over a week
>>580772283Yeah she's just kinky and tsundere not a whore until she meets me
>>580772656I'd rather have my own Wife Motion and make out with her
>>580770969what do you mean? Fat stam clicks without a stam card cannot possibly be a detriment to your deckbuilding. aptitudes are not an issue in current day
>>580772079Congrats, V. You're getting into people's head.
What if my trainee likes making it public and letting others watch?
Only those with 8 or more plats can join my rooms
>>580772656I would rather rape you in an open room where everybody watches
>>580772865You should just go back to hosting on /vm/ bwo
>>580772865show plats, I'm not taking shit from someone with less plats than me
>>580772865you guys have plats?
>>580772863Dia would do that
>>580772865to make up for your lack of plats?
Special rooms with special rules for special people
>>580772865CancerScorpioVirgoLibraAquariusGemini 2Cancer 2Leo 2rate me
Finally
uh oh /uma/ shitters getting uppity
>>580773064Special (education) rooms
I don't think i can keep playing grand live
how about you CLEAN your own room and finally throw away that pile of napkins reeking of cum
>>580773161im gonna do it
>>5807715411. Men2. Males3. Guys4. Chaps5. Misters6. Fellas7. Ojisans8. Lads9. Dudes10. Gents
no energy lessons award
I'm gonna start leaking the results of every no spectate room I join
>>580773206I have a cumrag (that I regularly wash)
How does this make you feel /uma/?
>>580773206i haven't cummed in 2 weeks
>>580773121grats anon
>>580773294And names especially the host
>>580773118Libra 2 was the balanced cm what happened zwo
>>580773236You're gonna work on the jiggie?
>>580773206I'd rather you clean my cock with your mouth
>>580773284ALL OF THEM?AT THE SAME TIME?I'm not ready but I'll do my best...
>>580773206Projecting?
>>580773294as a mobilefag roomhostyou're doing me a GREAT favorplease do it when I host
>>580773286>fail last training for good measurediedie
>>580773364God bless America
Musuderb
>>580773338why
Need some British horses
don't be a fag and bake the thread
why are rooms such a big deal
>>580773647trying to be better
>>580773761>F-word
>>580773761Shut up and bake me some babies instead
>>580773437I wonnered I just didn't realize we're at libra 2 already
>>580773763epeen measurement is serious biz
>>580773761Inside Curren Chan
>>580773829FAT ASS
remember when just about anyone hosts rooms and some whales terrorize /here/?Good times
>>580773920me as curren
>>580774008that still happens, non room joiners wouldn't know
>>580773884My top-heavy Mejiro princess
i threw a buncha shit into my crock potumas for this feel
>>580774098yep
>>580774153eheh cockpot
updated the OP>>580774198>>580774198>>580774198
>>580774153What the fuck are we looking at anonI thought thats a rice cooker for a sec and you've gone crazy
>>580774008That didn't change, the shitters that cried about everything just stopped joining
>>580774098Rooms have been shitter central latelyt. knower
>>580774235
>>580773884ardan paizuri
This is why she left you
>>580774302Oh I didn't realise somebody else baked
>>580774443>Hishi Miracle in the corner You thought you were slick...
oh well see you in like 12 hours because that faggot ruined the threads again
>>58077154110 children in 10 years
>>580773884looks like they're in a boss arena
