Previous Thread: >>580754398>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>9/9 After Maint – 9/23 10:59Kasumi (Swimsuit)Hasumi (Swimsuit – Limited)Seia (Swimsuit – Limited)Moe (Swimsuit)Fubuki (Swimsuit)Ichika (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/691>Events:Summer Sky's Promise – 9/9 After Maint – 9/23 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/9 11:00 – 9/16 3:59Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 9/16 11:00 – 9/23 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/27 11:00 – 9/23 3:592x Bounty – 9/9 4:00 – 9/16 3:592x Commissions – 9/16 4:00 – 9/23 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>9/8 After Maint – 9/15 1:59ErikaKiraraTsubaki (Guide)UmikaPina (Guide)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3537694Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/update>Events:Pray-Ball! Swing for the Grand Slam! – 9/1 2:00 – 9/15 1:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 9/8 After Maint – 9/15 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Grand Assault: Kurokage (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 9/8 2:00 – 9/14 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 8/19 2:00 – 9/14 18:592x Commissions/Hard – 9/7 19:00 – 9/14 18:592x Bounty – 9/14 19:00 – 9/21 18:592x Account EXP – 9/18 19:00 – 9/20 18:592x Commissions – 9/21 19:00 – 9/28 18:592x Account EXP – 9/25 19:00 – 9/27 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/28 19:00 – 10/5 18:59
soon
smeg energy
My Wide Bride
The true strongest students
>>580780512Just one more year, surely she won't get camp ex-wife treatment
Good night hebebros
>>580780732Chihiro should've let me see my kids
Iroha love
>>580780867sex
>>580780704I don't care what those animals think about me or my students
>>580780704Fuckass cat
>>580780894Makoto is that you?
>had to good goy to get Erika>Not one purple>right before 190 gets one and think it's her>It's someone I never wantedFuck
>>580780928You should be concerned that the students know Schale Duty is code for sex but they still keep showing up. Its what Sora's ministory is about
Students who would become makeup influencers?
>>580781013Congrats on your PvP backline cleaner
>>580780494THE STRONGEST... go out for lunch
>>580780408I wish to live in her underboobs
>>580781078Kirara obviously
>>580780408>no fatFuck THAT guy who drew her
>>580781121I've very upset at being a good goying lucklet for pulling Erika. She really really didn't want to come home. Ah well, here she is. Finally.
Speaking of PvP, when does Iroha bond item come out?I'm sick of backlines living with 1hp.
>>580780193Don't forget to watch The Sand Lot, Moneyball and Mr. 3000 before the end of Pray Ball
>>580781314You're missing someone.
>>580781382Congrats on your comfy crab plat too
>>580781420fes, i think?
>>580781013Gay, you got the best possible outcome
>>580781314>A new strongest hasn't been revealed in the last ten years despite new schools being added>no hyakki>no shanhaijing>no wildcunt>No odyssey(that one trident captain we haven't seen doesn't count)>No valkyrieMakes me think only one writer was ever in charge of deciding which character was the strongest, and he left after year one. Since no new strongests have been born since then.
>>580781368
I like how comfy sMoe's memolobby music isThough for some reason it feels like I would enjoy it more if I was unemployed
>>580781362Canonically not fat.
Sugoi janai!
Spiritually fat
>>580737594sent
>>580781698She was fat in her original art, not in her later art>thighs a mile wide
God, I love Iroha
>>580781615>no hyakki
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>580781921She's just sitting with baggy clothes.
What did I mean by this?
drinking Yuzu's pee tonightagain
Rena could beat Battler in a logic debate.
>>580781552Is she really needed for the giant enemy crab?
>>580782179FLATALL OF THEM
>>580782179idgi
>>580782179Because the fox are all slender and flat anonThe rabbits don't have their problem because their underwear come in different cups and sizes
Protect her smile.
>>580782324If you don't have a good red DPS for phase 1, then yes, she is very useful
>>580781921>>580782134holy sameface
>>580781921>>580782134Moe is hotter with a little chub
>>580781314And Hoshino
>>580782575Anon... they reuse most of the original image for this
>>580781615>>no hyakkiGoose>>no shanhaijingKai (formerly), now shared first place between Mina and Reijo>>no wildcuntRitz>>No odyssey(that one trident captain we haven't seen doesn't count)Got me there>>No valkyrieKonoka
>>580782575It's an outfit change not an alternate sprite.
>>580781615There's no need for a new Gohan to show up. Nagusa is a perfect example of a good, strong character within her own district. The idea that some mysterious student who's totally stronger than Hina, bro needs to show up out of the blue is silly. We don't have to hit EVERY shounen trope.
>>580781615isn't the strongest hyakki wakamo? with ayame being the past one, maybe.
Ah yes, I'm fucking retarded
Souriki-border is working for the people who were crying about it.
>>580782850LOVE TSURUGI
I don't wanna do red kuro
>>580782324Yeah, her EX is the only cleanse that can remove 3 stacked debuffs, making p2 way easier. aToki can remove 2 but requires charges when Erika can just do 3 for free
>>580782134The belt doesn't lie, that's not her swimsuit's supermodel waist.
>>580781557Man, that long? I thought they came out a couple patches before then.
>>580782179They're all the same sizeYou'd never see rabbits mix up their bras considering Saki could easily eat MiyuAlthough the foxes themselves fight over who's the flattest. Even among the flattest, they argue over who's actually flat or not.
I hope the faggot janny on /v/ gets raped by a pack of wild gorillas.
Live.
>>580783085Can she remove my debuffs irl?
>>580783085I honestly just wanted her after all this time but it's nice to have an easy crab battle as icing on the cake.
>>580782134>he says while posting another image of her being fatYou don't understand the difference between chubby Moe and Anorexic moe at all. Even Track Moe was still basically inline with her original art, no one had any issue with it. Its only her swimsuit version that was poorly received.
>>580782882I vaguely remember something about Wakamo tying against the former Hyakayouran leader, but they didn't name Ayame. I personally assumed the two would be equal, which would put Goose above her. But honestly, it all sounds silly to say out loud. Wakamo would lose to wobbly kicks and Nagusa to a slippery pool noodle because this is a comedy.
>>580782850>Momoi hate 3d
>>580783330permanent illnesses are not susceptible to cleanse
>>580780408canonically BUILT for dangerous day raw sex
>>580782850>momoi real best>midori sexy wife>ao gogurt>blue saiba love
>you lose weight when you become homeless and get reduced to 1 expired bento a daywow who would have guessed?
>the actual strongest
>>580780408Moe is the one student I would probably cheat on my student wife. I would knock her up and she would send my entire life in a tailspin. I would do it again after too.
She's too based
>>580782782>There's no need for a new Gohan to show up.Its not a new gohanIts "Every school has their own strongest, and not introducing them after the school has been around for five years is retarded". >Yeah but what if they're stronger than hina????>THat's why we can't ever have a new strongest, because there's a danger of them being stronger than hinaNo that's just you being retarded.Every school is its own bubble, the strongest of each school never fight each other, we never see who's stronger or weaker, they're never compared to each other at all, but back during year one each school had their own strongest which is something the game just introduced early on for each school.Fucking Konoka has shown bigger strength feats than hina but you never see anyone comparing themKonoka ripped a phonebooth in half, and then ripped a 50 ton truck going at full speed in half with one punch. They're never compared to other students directly
THE STRONGEST
>>580783735She’s such a libertarian daughter
>>580782850>student guh nigga, today: tits
>>580782850>seia analWell damn, if you say so
>>580783391Kikyo beat Nagusa, and Kikyo said Wakamo is definitely above her in raw stats, however Kikyo's knowledge of grappling allowed her to win in close combat. Renge also beat kikyo once, but Renji is a jobber.muscle strength and mystic strength aren't the same thingsMeg beats a lot of people without guns but she loses every time with guns. Gun battles really determine things.
>>580783949>>580783304>>580780867
>>580783937GUUUHH
>>580783831#FFFFFF
>>580783831>>580784130certainly the brightest, really wish her regular version had more use
The people who hate Moe haven't done her momos. They're the true context you need to understand her nature.
>>580783831OLED bros, look away!
>>580782850>hina hope
>>580783147I could be misremembering it tbf, I recall it coming out with the new dangle animations during the fes stream. That time is blurry in my memory because of the Minoris that made everything about the gacha.
>>580782850>rape studentwife>kisaki doujin soon>seia anal>nice midori wife>dhina vitamins>pahyahya paizuri>always gogurt ao>forever gookako generals>saggy gdd>momoi real best nigga>ako hot retard>kids porn>kokona head gonna coom>student need sex>next blue saiba
>>580783998I wouldn’t use the Hyakka summer event for powerscaling, that event accidentally makes Yukari out to be the strongest.
Mayumi...
>>580784290Nightmare stuff
https://kina-ko-m-ochi.net/image_search_allages/Yeah I'm thinking
>>580784183I don't hate Moe, but I think she is an embodiement of envrionmental hazard. Also I'm sad her summer alt has thin legs.
Oblig reminder she has the same VA as the bunny thing from MiA
>>580784384It's the perfect example because it reminds the player that powerscaling is a joke.
Look who's calling
>>580784547I honestly thought she was just a Gehenna tier psycho until I did her momos. She's still a disaster waiting to happen regardless.
>>580784505twin sex
>>580783085I thought aToki could do 3 as well with 2 charges
>>580784724Doctor Sex
>>580784728guh. This fucking slampig slut
>>580784046
>>580784384Yukari is both the strongest and weakest>Elite>Most potential>However she's still a new freshmen, and can't match more experienced seniors just yet>Elite bloodThey all know she'll surpass them soon, which is why they bully her.
Karen...
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
What are Sanae's ten desires?
>>580784728what a slut
Post new art
Sumika > S.mikaDon't @ me
Shouko...
>>580784384Yukari will become the strongest eventually tho, she's like Hyakki's Shiroko
>>580785112
>>580784649finally a good sag with normal perky nipples
>>580785113In the instant_loss contest, yes.
>>580785112Hina Floatina
Hyakki sports festival says the strongest are>Izuna>Chise>Chlorea mob that made it into the top tenChise was last festivals strongest under the heavens winner.
reminder that Moe harvests Sensei's smegma
>>580785014>>580785192>>580784814>>580784649>>580784505>>580783831>>580785041
Marry ambiguously aged girls
>suMikaSoviet Union Mika?
>>580785317TRVKEI love that school full of retards so much
Crab prep questions:I've got all 3 foxes at 4*, but I'm broke in books and credits. Which one is a build priority? I have Erika (fully built, wife), no battle Eimi, and can't pull for dress Haruka since I'm broke in pyro also (thanks Erika)Is the environment misalignment enough to make Kuroko unusable? Mine is UE50 and I like her enough to make her UE60 if it matters.On at least insane, is there a truly retard proof 2T strat?
>>580785630Why is otogi the only fat down there
>>580784292Yeah, I looked it up and it should be during the summer chink banner. Glad we don't have to wait too long
I just wasted 19000 pyrox on Erika and neither she or any other banner character showed up.This is the last time Im trusting sexy teenagers.
>>580785630I didn't really read what you said
>>580785591
>>580785630Otogger is the priority
>>580784814Not sure. But either way Erika actually benefits from each debuff removed with her basic. Ex: grants 1 keychain for each removed debuff (max 3). Basic: Upon accumulating 3 keychains, consumes all keychains and increase crit DMG of striker allies by 25.6% (for 33 sec). Her sub skill is also better, increases dealer ally crit DMG by 24.2%. Meanwhile, aToki gets a charge every 40 seconds, so you probably won't even get to 2 charges before needing to cleanse the barrel. And she doesn't have anything to benefit the team other than the cleanse removal, other than being a healer, but that requires using her EX on a student, not the barrel. So she's just a bodythrow that can take care of the cleanse mechanic if you don't have Erika.
>>580785591Hyakki is like 99% jobbers and I love them for it
>>580785843Don't tell me you rolled without spark.
>>580785973Niya only jobs to my cock
Chise (Hot Springs Dept) clears
>>580785921God I want to lick Mari's feet
>>580785789Because she's the only one with thigh highs at a point where they'd squish that visibly. Unless you've got 5% body fat your thighs will squish in those, trust me. Now answer one of my questions please.>>580785848You motherfucker.>>580785948Will 4* manage through insane? I'm not totally unwilling to eleph her, I missed a bunch of days of farming out in the countryside.
>>580785789As a sniper she needs a heavier lower body for stability
>>580785843You're so close bro, it's only a few bucks away
>>580785843Mathbros????
>>580785973Its a party school
bulgogi thighjob...
>>580786072>Will 4* manage through insane?
>>580786198A man can only cum...
>>580785843please be baitingyou either do 10 or 20 pulls and stop, or go full spark, everyone knows that
>>580786198
>>580786279Thanks nuts.
coom in Nozoom.
>>580785973I could see Hyakki easily beating Millenium>Rio: ghosts are illogical, ghosts don't make sensei>(Summons phantom tales)>Rio: NOooo why can't my complicated dumb science beat them, this makes no sense, its illogical. The bullets go right through them like they're ghosts or something>Nagusa: We need the ghost killing gun>Rio: That's not logicalA single Chise could easily defeat 99% of Millenium studentsEven in sports festival chise could move faster than any veritas member could see with their eyesTsukuyo was able to replace chise with a chise puppet right in front of them and they couldn't comprehend itPower of magic and love >>> Power of science
Merry Christmas /sp/
>>580786532Fact checked: true, nyaha
I'm so tired brosI'm really, really tired
>>580786685So, take a nap?
>Yuuka: Ninjutsu isn't real>Izuna: (breathes fire, then runs straight across water)
>>580785998>>580786370Literally every single time I rolled since I first started this game, I got at least 1-2 new 3 stars in like 6000-7000 pyros, this is the first time I've spent so many without getting even one new unit, I just kept rolling cause I was sure I was gonna get something by the end, and I've kinda stopped caring that much about banners anyway.Did they nerf the chances or something?
Something is wrong with her
>>580786775it won't help with this kind of tired
Finally reading lore pursuitIs it really necessary that every other FOX bullies kurumi about her chest?
>>580786532LOOK AT THIS WAR MACHINE
>>580786859Yes they nerfed the gacha in order for the new one to seem better afterwards
>>580786860I refuse to ever read genderswap or bodyswap stories, its just gayness disguised as straightness
>>580786859This isn't a casino, bro. WE tell everyone, only roll on a guarantee. You shouldn't assume you'll always be lucky.
Ninjas aren't real.
>>580786179literally lore accurate
>>580786859No, I had to spark 5 banners the past year and a bunch of others I only got the rate up very late.
How can you say Moe is fat? She refused cake for her birthday. I'm starting to think it's posts from non-Moe havers
>>580787090
>>580786946they're doing it so that Walnut comes to Sensei for growth-inducing massagetrust the plan
>>580787140I have both Moes and I haven't read their momos
>>580787256It's her birthday line you don't need to read
>>580787202DOKO DAAAAAAAAAA
This is the secret to being a luckCHAD. When I roll for a student, it's always a 50/50. Either I get her or I don't. Lucklets are all rolling with .07 rates when you can just update your settings to 50%.
>>580787256I wish /bag/ would read more...
impregnating nut
>>580787140Moe is a stick. Anyone calling Moe fat is a tourist.
>>580787347That would invalidate my headcannons
>>580787337Why wouldn't this work?
>>580787436your newborn baby will starve to death
>>580785843someone get this nigga some rebates
Moe was vital in clearing Kaiten lunatic. Thank you Moe.
>>580784906>>580785168Is Yukari the Gohan of this game?
>>580787704Wasted potential man?
I love sticks
https://magma.com/d/jcELOwt9kqhttps://magma.com/d/jcELOwt9kqhttps://magma.com/d/jcELOwt9kqThe 9/11 aggie is still up, come draw
Akane Love!Muro Muro Kasa
>>580787667there's no way she did anything substantial
>>580787901She gets me all mura mura (that means horny for my eop friends)
>>580787769Have you seen her base kit, she’s top 5 in students who DESPERATELY needs a bond item.
>>580787998She actually did. Her normal skill aligns perfectly with the boss wombo-combo in P1. And what does stunning all of them bring? Super damage boost.
>>5807880817 cost to do less damage than s.hanako is crazy work
Want to stick my dick in Shunny
>>580786532Millennium is also a jobber school, everyone there except for C&C is a pushover
>>580784814>charges once every 30 seconds>slime debuff stacks once every 10 secondsYeah I don't think you can wait until 2 charges bro
>>580788632mmmm satsuki
Iroha flopped.
>>580788654Aris and Kei solo everyone else
>>580788782Only on the Potential Continent, bro.
>>580788170how much damage did that team do? I just ran the standard Yakumo+Hina and Tsubaki+SHanako teams.
https://x.com/pixel88632/status/2098792598685319241Technically worksafe
>>580788654and everyone in C&C except for nel is a pushover
>>580788896Like 20 million. I ran those two too, but my Hina was just UE50 and Michiru was weak too so I had to heal more and losing damage with Hanako.
>>580788928why not just post it here then
>>580788709...on my bed.
>>580788782Highest level students in the entire story sections of the game are three ninjas buffed by ShuroStory canon levelsThree ninjas > Mika in volume F > Abydos > pretty much everyone else Millenium students in the story are typically around lv30
Newfag with 700 rollsWho do I roll for and why?
>>580789120He is scared ᓀ‸ᓂ
Love all students XRefrain from posting about disliking certain students 〇 Deliberately telling people who like a student that you dislike or hate that student—stop doing that ◎
>>580788782Pre-Deca she's apocalypse-tier (with Kei and enough computing power nearby). Post-Deca, she's just a normal-ish student
>>580789347200 fes archivefinish free rolls if you didn't get satsuki in them400 bluefesnothing else for now
Powerscalers tend to forget Iroha with Toramaru is literally invincible and undefeated
>>580789347Save for Akemi
>>580789347the ones you like the most from these, or save for the ones you like but aren't there, otherwise just cop Rio
>>580788632Ibuki is gf size...
>>580789347Fes archive/shupogaki/free 100/bluefesor just be yourself
Makoto > Ibuki > Satsuki > Chiaki >>>>>>>> Iroha
Makoto = Ibuki = Satsuki = Chiaki = Iroha
>>580789938I'd raise Chiaki some but otherwise good list
The Iroha schizo is real.
>>580790056True
What Ibuki thinks of me behind the scene?
>>580790483
are we actually getting that hyakki event rerun or are we skipping straight to the opera?
>>580790351>>580790604Why do irohafags only have one gimmick?
>>580787436She's not that big
>>580790754Yeah, they cancelled sNagoose for global. Wack.
I'm sick of clicking space, where is the SKIP button
bazoos hasn't been posted in a while
>>580790690Pointy...
>>580790821The one with erika and kirara I mean, I'm forgetting the name
My wife is so pretty, I really love her
>>580790823You need to be at least this smart to find it
outing with wife and daughter
>>580791032That's been archived
>>580791035Top-right JC Shun
>>580791032it's immortalized
>>580791035Holy tits
To get s.Nagoose you have to buy the new season pass. Thank you for playing Blue Archive!
>>580791218>>580791252o I'm retarded
>>580791145where
>>580791296Where I buy it
>>580791397Bro...
Gals
>>580791478I'm in awe
>User verification failed closing the appI'm so sick of these fucking errors
>>580791397>Hates turning his knobJust have a movie or something playing and set up a macro
>>580791397
Am I crazy or does yellow arona seem like a really good girl?
Ibuki…!
>>580791614Or he could... >>580791397SPAM LEFT CLICK
mikass
gonna lie face down in Toki's crotch and go to sleepgood night /bag/
>>580791931Illegal levels of sexy
>>580791994gn
>>580791931Hey...
A Blue Archive The Animation Weiß Schwarz booster box is only $28 currently.
Lore pursuit was kind of a nothingburger of a story, huh? The foxes were fun though and I loved Erika's characterization. Best not to do too much actively on a hot day anyway.
Mika love
FUCK OOOOOOOOOFF aaaaaaaaa
>>580792163It's the new volume exIt's going to go on for years
Is archive fest bait?
>>580792163It feels like the filler in a shounen anime
>>580792324It's good if you are a newfag
>>580791931The sexiest princess
You've been hit by, you've been hit byA smooth criminal
>>580792314If Erika's a main character I won't complain.>>580792384I guess it did a little more establishment work than that since we got introduced to lore and at the end we got the plot thickening with kaya and blonde-gsc. Mostly it was just the foxes foxing though.I'm surprised yukino wasn't released with the update, since she wasn't I assumed something strange happened with her in the story.
>>580792163It's just starting nigga, come back in chapter 4 when they fight Godzilla
>>580792158>The Animation Ehhhh
Is Haruna any good in PvP?I'm still using Hasumi Track because she came with free UE40 balls
>>580792894no unless you mean the new years version
What happens in the office stays in the office
>>580792894
>>580792829Only reason the set actually sells, as it has English exclusive cards.
>>580792894Is she your wife? Use herIs she not? Don't, there are better options
>>580792894not really, she was okay when she was released. Nowadays she is powercreeped like hell.
>>580792894Bro your Sirocco Teller?
Thanks to Odyssey maritime school, Hina will be immediately forgotten by Sensei unless she dresses like this from hereonforth
>>580793112Oh it does? Neat, I still want to buy singles for my favorite students
>>580793475>>580793397Hina owes me sex
>>580792985I have her NY version as well!I was planning on using them together...
>clonefagging
>>580793932why did you loan it to her?
>>580793314Level 1. Is she still worth leveling if I have UE60 B.Aris?
>>580793397fuuuuck....
>>580794090now she has to pay it back with interest
So be honest How many of you faggots wish you were the girl?
>>580794265why are seapajeets so obsessed with trannybaiting on /vg/? go to some erp server or something faggot
None
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>>580794265I want to fuck the little girl not be one, moot was always a fag
*instantly hits a nerve*
>>580794354Why do you blame everything on our SEAbros? Trannyshit is a first world problem
>>580793397I'm sensei and I fuck this every day
>>580794093Yeah
>>580794525Uh oh burgertroons won't like this one
>tfw no normal romantic Moe soundsSRT's slampig...
>>580794265One or two gookakofags and one or two mikafags
>>580794687I said first world.
I would babu Neru
>>580794525>>580794687>le manly third worlders that totally are not gaymaybe this type of narrative would have worked 10 years ago when brown people posting on the internet was a new thing
>>580785112Hina cockliftina...
who up pursuing they lore rn
i havent grand assault yet...
>>580794354I think they legitimately believe they reproduce asexually via grooming
Sensei's a fucking spook, open your eyes Millennium sheeple
>>580794853well I do have my pants off, does that count
>>580794817>when brown people posting on the internet was a new thingtake me back...
>>580793004Fanfic anon, do another
>*kicks you in the balls*
>>580794737>this bait when no one is responding to your 3dpd spamlmao
>Students with thick bushes?
student for this feel?
>>580795202miyu
>>580795202Kuzunoha
>>580795201
>>580795114>half-updo YuukaThis must be studied
>>580795359holy
we HATE usawa laser here.
>wish yolu wereI am becoming her
describe the hebe sex
>>580795201They named her Blue Forest
>>580795719kei-chan must properly educate Aris on sexual matters immediately usin my penis as an example
>>580795695your misshapen asymmetrical hrtits don't make you mika bro
>>580795695you always shitpost that but never post proofs, that's why no one gets your attention numonkey
>be me>get a 100% paid scholarship>study Data Science and Management>get Bachelors degree>nobody hires me>get Masters degree >nobody hires me>get PhD>nobody hires me>write a couple of articles, they actually got published>nobody hires me>Parents now want me to take a loan, buy a car and work as an Uber to pay the loan>but we don't even have a garage and I don't know how to driveWhich Student could help me come up with an idea on how to solve this?
>>580791193how do i get an Irohadaughter like this?
>>580795695Remember "midoripostning"?I guess you're still nervous, lmao.
>>580795968>I don't know how to driveretard
>>580795968Talk to your professors you retard
/bag/ is the straightest gen
>>580795968kinda definition of insanity'd yourself going for advanced degrees huh?as >>580796065 says you should be using the network you built from being in school for like a fucking decade to get a foot in the door. it's insane if you haven't at least taken internships and if you've never been hired behind them you're either cosmically unlucky or there's something wrong with you
i dont carenigger
why does reisa watch anime for little kids? i want to bully her until she cries
>>580795636/bag/ won't admit it but if Reisa was a little older and a little less retarded, they'd all love her.
>>580795968Come on anon.You must have some friends with connections. Ask them
>>580796172Only performatively. The 2020s' spiritual successor to touhou could never really be hetshit.
>>580796020>Making these many mistakes makes it seem like you are nervous when typingkek my ass
>>580796316 she's already a hag
>>580796435the NTR cuckold thread is that way lil vro>>>/vg/zzz
>>580796065>>580796182>>580796385I never had any friends in the Uni. I already asked my Professors but they don't have any job or spot for me.The FREE non-paid internships ask for 1 to 3 years of experience in order to apply.And the actual entry level jobs on my field ask around 5 years of experience to apply.Also everyone here uses the public train instead of cars so almost nobody needs to learn how to drive, we're not like America were you need a car to go to supermarket 100km away
It's looking like those hours have started
>>580796435>touhou troonLol get the fuck out
>>580796675>The FREE non-paid internships ask for 1 to 3 years of experience in order to apply.You fell for the retard filter. Just apply. Cite work you did during your degree as experience, if you didn't even do any unpaid TA work you're actually a moron but lie about it anyway.
>>580796435
which student's shoe would you come inside after they left it at the entrance to swap it out for slippers at the schale office
>>580796779blue archive would be inconceivable without touhou
>>580797089
>>580780408Any student like this?
>>580797250Good choice
>>580797282nell
>>580797282No, the target audience for this game is heterosexual men. Hence why all your shitposting is off-topic garbage.
>>580797316These are cute
>>580797209If you want to talk about touhou then go >>>/jp/. Post BA or shut up faggot.
Kys troon
>>580796970>Cite work you did during your degree as experienceI already did apply anyway, they never answer me because what you suggest doesn't work.While finishing my degrees unironically I worked on Tacobell.But all the offers internships and entry level jobs want experience related to the actually related to the field, which is not flipping burritos.I'm stuck on a loop where I need experience to get a job or internship, but I can't get experience without being hired in the first place.
I'm 30+ so I've lost the meaning of life. I'm too old to experience the excitement of being a college freshman or getting laid at a party.Beyond that, there's just paying taxes and watching yourself go bald.
Holy shit dude, no one cares
i cant take this shit no more manarona ruined my loyif
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>580796675Just lie and say you have the experience duh
I never failed the mission
>>580797813>00:02
>>580797537>talking about blue archive's influences isn't talking about blue archivedo you have an african's sense of time? do you have object permanence? can you pass the mirror test?
>>580797925Lmao the tranny got mad. Go dilate to touhou somewhere else.
>>580797838They always specifically ask for contact references (no older than 2 years) of the last workplace you worked with for in order to call and make sure you're not lying about it.I actually tried lying the first few times but it never worked because of that.
>>580797925there's no yuri in touhou either, you just want to project your tranny cuckold fanfiction here.
>>580797802LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
>>580798583
>hmm what is the blue archive gogogurt meme?>There is no official collaboration or canon item called "Go-Gurt" in the mobile RPG Blue Archive; the phrase is an internet meme and slang reference found within community spaces like 4chan's /bag/ generals.They are on you guys
>>580798650Alright Redneck, welcome to ban world.
I think I need a footjob
Gogurt isn't real
omaigoto 3 cakes from Nexon
are we ever getting the story alts like pajama hina and vaginaless kei?
>>580799060Take your cakes and stick them up your ass
i want to have sex with a girl like Rena...
>>580798845Ask it about peebuki’s ibupee
I read just the first momotalk but goddamn Moe is such a pervert. Getting off on bombing civilians and ordering hot drinks on a summer day. She'd definitely be one to try to masturbate in public in secret.
>>580798425Touhou's narrative (and aesthetic) content in general is sparse, the doujinshi community is what constructs the phenomenon that is touhou as we understand it. Blue archive (and in a certain sense the logic of girl only gacha generally but that's a broader topic) is an evolution of and capitalization on that phenomenon for the benefit of a (comparatively) mainstream core audience (so it has rather more narrative and aesthetic content and rather less you-have-to-be-autistic-to-bother gameplay), but they're extremely comparable in the extent to which they rely on fan creation to exist at all.
>>580799060the cakes in question:
where aggie?
Gehenna won.Sora lost.
>>580799213"Peebuki’s Ibupee" is a piece of intentionally distorted, nonsensical internet slang used within the online Blue Archive community (most notably on imageboards like 4chan's /vg/ /bag/ general)LOL
>>580799364True
>>580799303https://magma.com/d/jcELOwt9kq
>>580798845>claude browses /bag/ regularly
>>580799364Indeed
>>580799442why is everyone naked? and where are all the axolotls?
Nut in Kokonut
>>580799497>[major LLM developer] scrapes [extremely well known high volume site] regularlyyeah dude
>>580799429it also explains it in detailHere is the exact breakdown of the phrase:Peebuki: A deliberate distortion of Nemugaki Fubuki, a lazy, donut-loving student from the Valkyrie Police Academy.Ibupee: A distortion of Tanga Ibuki, an 11-year-old mascot student from the Gehenna Academy's Pandemonium Society.The Joke: The terms "Peebuki" and "Ibupee" swap the character names with the word "pee" to create a standard shock-humor / shitposting phrase (e.g., "drinking Peebuki's Ibupee"). It does not refer to any official item, mechanic, or lore within the actual game.
>>580799551imagine the smell..
>>580799703
people made such a big deal out of these universal recipesbut i would need like two 3x normals and no ap events running to be able to hoard a considerable amount of them
>>580799590>axolotlsThat's old... we don't have those anymore
>>580799551I hope we see more Kirara/Erika with Iroha. Them being friends in the ministory was cute.
Where's the gogurt aggie?
How many erikahair could you make if you divided hinahair up?
>>580799551
SEX WITH ADULT WOMAN
>>580799910Right here
Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee
>>580799928at least 2
Drinking Gogurtbuki's Ibugogurt
>>580800008Checked
>>580799928Plenty, I bet like 6 or 7
>>580799847but that's where /bag/'s soul is located...now we just have stupid yogurt memes
Holy shit 6 7 OH MY GOD 6 7 6 7
>>580800394Then go draw some axolotls yourself, you have plenty of time and space
Did you confess your sins today?
i just want to pull already
>>580800569it's not sunday yet, retardo
>>580800561I do this
>>580800569I told mari in excruciating detail about how I touch myself when I pretend to be mika
>>580800548i cant draw
>>580800870You can't drawn an axolotl?
>>580782902That caught me off guard because I didn't know she was like that.
>>580800028Stupid sexy lady.
You are such a sad faggothttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Mikanons/
is the fes archive a scam?
>>580800969non
There's little gray men walking among us
>>580801067no unless you already have them
Did SRT have a gorilla or is their emphasis too much on teamwork for there to be any one person that stands high above the rest?
>>580799060BA is good despite being published by Nexon nigga, I don't want to touch their other products
>>580801185They don't
>>580801152wtf I'm just pale
>>580800816c-could i hear about it too
>>580800503reisa please take your ritalin
>>580801161well i don't have wakamo and s.hoshino, s.hoshino i can just borrow, and wakamo is only used in pvp i believe...? what bothers me is not having the increased 3* rate like actual fes banners have...
>He's replying to himself again
>>580801067I did a bunch of yolo rolls and got summer Mash so to me it's a kino banner 10/10 would recommend
why are mature adult women so sexy? i love adult women
>spamming ibukiwhat's so good about her then?
>>580801372
>>580801580SHE'S 11YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>580801306
show some respect and play Nexon's xister games
>>580801580This is an adult woman in kivotos?
Brvtal mog
>>580801594This is the most erotic Seia image
Mimi
>>580801754it looks like actual trash so far. i have pink haired girl with the same personality fatigue
>>580801663Out of 10?
>>580801838For me it's
>>580801875but when BA does it all you clap with your big fatty cheeks
>>580801016hopefully someone will permaban his ass. >>580501678 >>580138671it's funny how Mika really mindbroke that nigga so badly that he's larping for months
Hina stinkina
>>580802023>so badly that he's larping for months
kayoko's not this big, right?
>>580801764This is an adult woman in kivotos.
mine
>>580802023Hopefully you learn English so you don't have to pretend someone is falseflagging when you get called out
>>580802121my jaw dropped
>>580802178that's sexy Seia tho
?
>>580802020nah they're different
>>580802085>>580802089Hina doesn't stink
>>580802254common mistake, they're in the same year at the same school
>>580802136I gurtedhttps://files.catbox.moe/uzsi8s.png
>>580802240Like literally?
>>580802236I hope you will also learn English, pajeet. You have been doing it for months.
>>580802257sexo
>>580802559Yes I'm going to need corrective surgery
Ibushiko
She agreed
>>580802812What's that thing on her arm?
>>580802236>>580802115You lost monkeybro
Can you still get spooked by other fes students during blue fes after the new gacha has been implemented?
I think this thread could use some more Seia.
>>580802978I suppose but they removed the first three
Is sayuri ok to post? it seems like every picture of her wearing her actual outfit normally is just porn
>>580803115>>580803130flat chested prostitute archive
>>580802781DAMN IT!! This is KAYOKO'S FAULT!!!
hebe (‿l‿) on my face
A mimir
>>580803297Many are saying this
>>580802240Serpent sensei…
>>580803342senssssssssssei...
>>580803332Praise feetdev
>>580803097the first three...?
>>580803332Why isn't Karin's soles white
>>580803297Stop saying hebe or else....
>>580803484First three FES students, Wakamo, SHoshino and Mika were removed from the pool. You can get the rest but not them
Creampie sex with students
>>580803564Because she’s not black
>>580802930kind of looks like a bandaid but idk
hebe pussy...
>>580803691oh fuck do you have a source for that? i might actually have to pull wakamo and s.hoshino during this coming fes archive then. im guessing s.hoshino will still be relevant for a while?
>>580803564Because she's a light skinned Nubian. They don't have white soles. I'm an expert.
I like hebe pussy
>>580803712Only with students with lineages that must continue
>>580801808She is consuming Ako...
>>580802930it's a contraceptive patch
>>580799048*fills her with gogurt since it's not real*
Izuna isn't a hebe.t. Hebe King
Reminder that its only one day until Lore Tracker ch2 is out. Only three more days.Also Haruka ministory
>>580803997LOL that remeinds of that game that littles kids used to play where they had to consume circles by being bigger than them
>>580802236Literally, the archive proved you otherwise multiple times.if you know that Hifumi troon pasta, that means you’ve been here for at least 2+ years. Imagine larping as an erpfaggot just to push a narrative against a student you hate, while also being here for years and not even playing the game.
>>580803816
>>580802121She's got a little going on.
>>580802978Characters who have been in the gacha for a long time eventually get archived into their own gacha
>>580802930nicotine patch, I got her addicted to cigarettes to take her mind off of the brutal rape + keep her skinny
feet
>>580804046Are we getting playable Yukino?
stop calling everything a hebe, retardsas an expert and connoisseur with years of experience I can tell izuna is not a hebe.
>>580804382Haruka and Mutsuki gacha to commemorate their special mini story.Maybe the longest mini story in the game.
>>580800503This is why I rape Reisa.
>>580803860https://x.com/kudaizuna/status/2002337386538414424
hebe is a cringe word there are only children, nymphets, and hags
>>580804419>as an expert and connoisseur with years of experiencesus, did you go to epstein island by any chance?
>>580804517>2 weeks of dressesaccelerate FASTERRRRRRRRR
>>580804517>>58080469610/27 is the FES Archive gachaFor FES characters who no longer appear in the normal FES gacha. You can't get them any other way now.Newfags are going to have to make some hard choices pretty soon>Shuppos are super limited>Makoto and dress ako are super limited>Immediately after that is FES (true)
>>580804676yeah I saw you many times there too
>>580804849Neru
>>580804727>Hikari, skippu her sister>makoto and dress ako are super skippu
>>580804201>>580804597>>580804727it's so damn fucking over. pakejis won't save my ass
>>580804419
>>580804727>get dress ako >disregard shupos and makotoEasy enough
>>580804849the "wearing damp lingerie while reading a damp magazine" feel? hiyori's probably dumb enough for that
>>580804984Start saving up loser, you have over a month. You get a spark every two months just by natural savings, and you get at least two sparks by reading the story.
>page 4
>>580805120Also do note that if you skip the story for gems you will always be treated as a false sensei. You skipped the thing that matters for the thing that didn't, for a cheap thrill. It won't be worth it, you ruined your only organic experience of the story.A month is more than enough time to read the story.
>>580805310
>>580805367I skipped through the first parts of vol2 to pull for foxes but came back and finished it this week, am I pardoned?
>>580805391I want to see an edit of AVGN punching Bugs Bunny but with Sensei and Himari.
>>580805391
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
>>580805120>>580805367right now i have 400 pulls saved up and i haven't touched the story (which i plan to read after im done finishing a videogame im playing) but instead i've been scraping pulls by doing missions in concentrated command and completing the achievements
>>580804849ibukita
>>580806197I'm speechless
Despite being an art school, Wildhunt's no1 export is wife material.
is kei fotm?
>Oyakodon-core students?
>>580806618picrel
>>580806618Kokuriko and Shuro 3p
>>580806618Kokuriko and Yukari
>>580806425that's very off character, please delete
>>580806454YeahSurpassed by Chewy and Iroha already
>>580780408made for sensei dick
>>580806618
>>580804046>Lore Tracker ch2It's 2 Lore 2 Pursuit
Hop in
>>580807121Wait so how does her furniture work? Can you swap between big and smol with a toggle?
>>580806425I'd love to smoke a cig with Misaki after some gentle sex.
>>580807475You get a random shunform every time chibis load it.
>>580807476if this vibe and aesthetic speaks to you you're probably depressed with comorbidities
>>580807738i c
>>580806859I agree but that's just a ritualpost
>>580807902Yeah and
Thoughts on these students?
>>580808230I say all of those.
>>580808281Moltres, Articuno and Zapdos
>>580808281idk what the similarity is here but i want to fuck niyaniya senseless
>>580808232nothing I was just saying
>>580808281idk what the similarity is here but i want to fuck Sumika senseless
>>580808281koharu's linesumika's toesniyaniya's homu
Go to sleep
>>580808281idk what the similarity is here but i want to fuck Koharu senseless
>>580808281>>580808393Zapdos was always my favorite
>>580808281Entei, Suicune, Raikou
>>580808675The king of OU...
>>580808489...guh
>>580808281larry, moe, curly
Sumika is welfare-coded
You're welfare coded
Sumika hours?
>>580808281Rape bait
>>580804419The most OG 4channer post Ive seen in a whole
Hinadori is a rape gang, be careful, senseis, don't be fooled and used like me
killing myself with misaki
>>580804419is Alice a hebe?
Three gehennas
Don't kill yourself /bag/You're all my friends
>>580809243Osamu Dazai sensei...
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2098970323261829613?s=20
Who?
Soul?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141781817it's misaki after being creampied in a filthy alley probably not consensually
>>580809478Say it, sensei
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2098970323261829613
>>580809508Miyako
>>580809478Say it /bag/
Ball
>>580809508Uzawa Reisa
BING
Uzawa rapesa
>>580809508Natsuki
>>580809620>>580809670>>580809843BIG FAT WINGS
>>580809735mochimochi
Fun fact: Sensei has never met or talked to Niyaniya at all, and she hasn't really acknowledged him either yet
>>580809992Not big enough, apparently.
Bingers.
>>580792829Some of these cards are actually pretty nice actually
/suicide/core students?
>>580808612>just stay with me. forever.Isn't that a little creepy? Imagine a man saying that to a woman.
>>580810054he does know about her though
>>580810358I imagined a soi wojak writing this
>>580810358men and women are not the same and nothing they do is understood the same way or means the same thing ever
Look here.
>>580810801Hauuuuu
>>580810813That's where my child is
>>580810813Big fan
Would Kayoko like this album
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>580810801>>580810858
smeg general
Moe is a braphog
>>580810358It's the ol' double standard. A yandere woman is seen as cute or hot, but a yandere man is just a psycho.
>>580810365Once again you're confusing Niya who was adopting a fake name to fuck around with actual Niyaniya. That isn't the same thing as "knowing her" or even "knowing about her" since he thought it was Niya.
>>580811329Don't foids love writing love letters to actual serial killers?
>>580811440A yandere man, at least usually, hasn't actually killed anyone. He is simply creepy until he does.
>>580810338>At least three or four images of sensei blowing his brains out in front of her for Marie's birthdayHonestly I think you people are retarded. Maybe you don't need to do that on that day.Far too much fanart these days is just edgefags.
>>580811405
>>580811653yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg
>>580812013NoDon't even think about itI like them flat
>>580812013
>>580810946Hasumi is that big
Peperoni raped me
>>580812079guh
Kill yourself.
Live
>>580812215Sensei married this fluffy creature multiple times.
Don't listen to that woman!
>>580810892Secretly yes
I suddenly want to do evil things to Plana.
Ayame would win
Never goon
>>580812873Blackmailing Purana with my promise to not date Chewy by asking for child lap dances
Start doing this
pubes?
Chewy > Arona Grande
eat the three cakesthe game page 4
BING NEWS
>>580808281I know the similarity and I'm not telling anyone.
>>580813372NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580810892She would like this one
>>580812623Hard to find ones that can do the tail thing.
Take the Sayuri pill /bag/
あんな恰好、暑くないのかな?
>>580813587VagueKING
>>580813632
zoos is near
>>580813761Amy wouldn't do this.
>>580813761Amy would do this
Are >we rolling?
Bingball
Pray barr
In doubt, Rape.
puree bing
>>580814407>>580814407>>580814407
I'm hungry but it's midnight
>>580813546Is there any benefit to immortalization other than being able to re-read that story in game anytime?
>>580815137You can get a welfare student (sKirino in this case) if you don't have her.But rereading events you've read before is already possible.
>>580813761>恰好>The word kakkou 恰好 is the same thing as kakkou 格好. It's just the same word written with a different kanji. The meaning is literally the same. There's no nuance or anything.>The reason this happens is because kakkou 格好 was originally written as kakkou 恰好, it started being written as kakkou 格好 instead after the Japanese language reform which occurred after the war.>after the warWhy are you so OLD?
>>580815137You get 30 of the welfare student eleph too if there's one
>>580815695I don't really know what are you talking about, but I just copy pasted the artist's comment.
>>580816658I filled in "格好" when reading the sentence but noticed "恰好" on a reread. Thought that was something wrong with my font depicting a Chinese version of "格" but turns out "恰" was the original. Conclusion: time to funpost about this guy being old because he chose the very old version.But looks like you copied from a Japanese person who likely lived through some overlap in usage of the two.
