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>Latest patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW

>Nightreign Boss Arena Mod
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch bloodstain >>580664326
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>>580780838
sex with snex
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turmoil, turmoil
go away
come again
another day!
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Anti-threadshitter filter list
https://clipb.in/hga6AdY
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Bursting with nectar!
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>>580780838
>earlier superior post of same wife
How does he do it
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actual thread made past bump limit here
>>580780873
>>580780873
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i'm back trying to optimize my stormveil griefer. is poison flower good or should i just do storm stomp or something?
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>>580781278
? this was made post bump limit retard look at timestamps
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>580780873
>580781348
>580781634
>samefag bumping your own shitty thread
Yikes!
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>>580781905
PFBT is good on paper but it has a static range so spacing it can be awkward. Should still explode hosts off serpent arrows or rot.
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this thread is yurmy
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>>580782039
I'm not a huge fan of the filters either but you going into a thread you don't like and then talking about it in a different is bordering on obsession. Stay ontopic.
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Thoughts on sanguine nobles?
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>>580782667
bloody bastards
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Thoughts on redcels?
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>>580781905
jee says only storm stomp or bhs on colossals
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Stormveil griefers...
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Thoughts on knights of zamor?
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>>580782576
agreed the filter complainers are starting to get annoying
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>>580782576
what about the filterjeet cross linking his own thread as the "actual" one
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Thoughts on curved swords?
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Thoughts on the guilty?
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>>580783319
What the fuck did they even do?
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>>580783268
Less intrusive than you complaining about filters every thread several times.
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Thoughts on those who live in death?
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>>580783268
Hello brainrot anon
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>>580783269
fun r1's
nothing else good about em
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>>580783507
the post you were quoted didn't mention filters
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>>580782937
Most are actually bad people. If they weren't sedated by modern comforts, They would be causing all kinds of trouble for others. Some of them srill do, when they're not on the game.
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Thoughts on hornsent inquisitors?
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>>580783926
They’re literally the nazis of Elden Ring.
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>>580784090
Shit we were killing good people all this time
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Thoughts on Gang Xbot?
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>>580783706
What was the reason for you entering that thread and not liking what you saw then?
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Thoughts on the kindred of rot?
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>>580782576
this is erg we are talking about, pointless cringe obsessions are his specialty
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>>580784253
why don't you buy the game on your pc sis?
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>>580784320
Good GOD, Dark Souls 2's PvP is shit. I cannot believe anyone who says its good.
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Thoughts on ancestral followers?
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>>580784326
not my post. what was the reason for the cross link?
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>>580784431
I'm not retarded enough to use PC as my main gaming platform.
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>>580784606
>Good GOD, Dark Souls 2 is shit.
fixed that one up for you
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>>580784783
modern consoles are basically just locked down mini PC's
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Thoughts on Erdtree guardians?
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>>580785089
Other than a few exclusives that I only have waning interest in, PC has nothing to offer me. Between my console for large titles and my laptop for indie games, I've got all I want.
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Hullo keks
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>>580784662
To shill their own thread obviously. Like I said, that's annoying, but you complaining and mentioning how bad the filters are is more annoying. It makes you look obsessed with them. Be like me, just ignore that shit.
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>>580785221
you already posted this one before, stale bit by now too
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Thought on land squirts?
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Thoughts on giant crabs?
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>>580785640
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>>580785582
>is more annoying
why? filtards complain all the time
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>>580786094
filter users have a genuine complaint about the awful quality of posts in here. then you have people complaining about the complaints, wonder who those people might be.
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>>580786265
>filtards are less annoying because they're right and you're wrong
that didn't long
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>>580784783
>>580785305
Based sensible multi platform owner
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Thoughts on land octopi?
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Thoughts on trishtina?
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>>580787069
I love her
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>>580787069
Doesn't look like that sadly
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Thoughts on omens?
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>>580786094
Not to the point they will cross non quote from a different thread accusing the OP of samefagging. You see how that's annoying schizo behavior right? Just leave them to their own devices.
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Thoughts on bloodfiends?
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>>580786557
>trashing up the thread is good!
shut the fuck up, disingenuous retard
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why didnt muni use retaliate or totem is he retarded?
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>>580787069
literal trash, and so are those who are affiliated with him.
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Ded game
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>>580788003
What?
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>>580787532
but to the point of shilling their own thread in the other thread (with lies), forcing early OPs in the first place, whining about posts they're supposedly hiding, etc. why the double standard?
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>>580787841
>>580787532
not subtle
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>>580788094
ps4 webm anon of old?
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>>580788196
I've always used PC
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>>580787841
>you can only post what i want
not your thread
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these lands were ours since times of old
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>>580788535
if that's true, you shouldn't have a problem with people posting about filters then.
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>>580787069
it's always been funny how much I actually look like that
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>>580788874
mocking your faggotry is not the same as trying to censor it.
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>>580789236
You're trying to censor anons sharing their filters with each other. Almost like you're two sides of the same coin. Just with zero self awareness.
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>>580789438
no, i'm not. otherwise i'd be shilling a filter with the word filter in it. learn what words mean, jeet.
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>>580787069
He's a coward who wusses out whenever he can.
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>>580788142
>early threads
Who cares? You're going to use the right one anyway.
>whining about posts they're supposedly hiding
And then you whine about them whining. And now I'm here whining about you. Annoying ain't it? Like I said just ignore them. Report them if you want.
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>>580789513
>calls me a jeet
>constantly shitting in the thread
Yeah, like I said. Zero self awareness.
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>anons sharing their filters with each other
holy kek think of the black and brown bodies
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>>580789654
their whining about posts is adding to the off topic meta shit, so again, why the double standard?
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hot girls use filters to look pretty
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>>580789751
>>580788535
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>>580790012
>>580788535
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>>580783532
Sacred blade
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>>580790153
i'm not dictating what you're allowed to post in the thread, retard. that's you.
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>>580789781
>can't stop thinking about nonwhites
absolutely mindbroken
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>>580790537
can it moid
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>>580790401
Filters are a personalized tool to improve thread quality, not censorship. Take your own advice and learn what words mean, "retard". You can continue your low quality, low effort posts. But nobody will be able to see them. :^)
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>>580790626
gender shaming doesn't work here, kid.
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>>580790830
>personalized
>guys you should all use the OP's nono list to objectively improve the thread
you're not slick, you're retarded, greasejeet
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>>580789786
Refer to my previous post.
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>>580791053
>random unintelligible brainrot as a response
Looks like filterchads are in the right after all
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>>580791104
that doesn't answer it. you can apply the same standard to their whining in the first place. "ignore it, report if you want."
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>>580791328
>misusing another internet term
like clockwork
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>>580791053
clocked that stranger
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the sweep r2 from greatswords have a faster hyperarmor startup than a normal vertical r1, elden shit devs have no idea what they're doing
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>>580788094
Google what stat and item level is required for your area and activity
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you faggots seriously need to change the subject
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odds nightreign
evens other games
0 elden ring
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>>580791584
This looks exactly like my imouto except smaller tits, uncanny
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>>580791516
no, you're brainrotted. which is also why your posts are so bad and the thread benefits from filters.
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>>580791584
All I get are reddit and fextralife results
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>>580791810
your ptsd is not "the thread"
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>>580791584
I'm sending my sign out at 80 +17. Maybe I need to make a lower level.
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>>580791804
Send her my way I’ll take care of her
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>>580792010
How about not dropping your trash on the floor? Is that so hard? Don't answer that, I know it is for you.
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>filtcuck thread lost for the 500th time in a row so hes melting down again
You love to see it.
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>>580792010
stop raping him
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>>580792292
I did for a while but it's getting tiresome
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>>580791584
>>580791743
type As
STR/FTH builds
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>usual suspects crawl out of the woodwork
kek, knew they couldn't resist
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>>580792462
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HIDE MY BRAINROT POSTS
You love to see it.
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>>580791356
Yes that's what I'm literally telling you. Ignore and report them. You complaining about their complaining is just as annoying if not worse. I already said this in my previous post.
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Was ER always so annoying? I don't know how I looked past retarded AI and damage values while doing RL1 and regular runs.
I'm back after a long time and Godskin duo never separates to the point that they literally body block each other, and they do half my HP or more in one short combo. I refuse to put on defense talismans or use the sleep cheese
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>>580793203
skill issue
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>>580793145
no, i'm saying they can ignore/report the posts they're complaining about in the first place. i don't see how them instigating the whining is less annoying. even now they were crossposting first.
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>>580793203
your kiting pillars bwi
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>>580793467
Sure they can. Are they going to? No. Should you stoop down to their level of also cross posting? No.
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>>580793967
I'm running behind pillars, they stick together anyway, and fatty loves hitting through them. I don't enjoy a fight that's all running without the dumb sleep pots
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i miss last time on dragon ball erg poster
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>>580795130
that's yourself and no you don't
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>>580795130
I stopped because it was just more of the same every thread
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>>580795227
not your rapist/god/obsession sorry
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>>580795227
got his faggot ass
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>>580794774
switch to xbow
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we have the same thread everyday
>filter seething
>boogeymen seething

is this the definition of insanity
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>>580795821
but unironically, if you don't accept that as fact from day 1 of being here then you are stupid or insane yourself
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I'm watching the seamless VOD, I think if you die as a red, you have to join the host side. Vice versa, if you die on the host side, you have to join the reds. This 3v2 turned the whole thing into a fight club, rather than any actual progression.
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>>580796053
when the schizos go to bed its comfy
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>>580794291
it's odd to only call one side obsessive while ignoring the same behavior from the other that precedes it
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>>580796525
it's always comfy if you are powerful enough
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we're the ergieyogurt choir
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>>580796826
filtered
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>>580796684
>>580796754
facts
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>>580796684
You are being more intrusive than they are. They are annoying, but you are worse. Do you understand? I'm not saying the entire anti filter side is bad, I'm saying YOU specifically are bad for stooping down to the filterfags level and somehow being more annoying.
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>>580796684
ergs will just write up sentences like this and hit post
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we are the ergiejeets hear us shout
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>TORRENTS PUFFY HORSE ASSHOLE
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zorban is so good at using scholars interupt
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>>580796154
DF runs are more 'balanced' on vanilla/DS3 because you can resummon your yellows/whites, but in seamless the whole team has to either die or you somehow clutch a 3v1 because reds will keep coming in until you rest at the grace or die. The problem is, on vanilla ER, 4 players is the max so you have to choose 2v2 or 3v1, so you have to pick your poison at the moment. They'd have to implement summon signs for seamless to get around this.
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>zorban is so good
lel
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>>580799073
1. It's a feint.
2. Doubtful

>>580799601
kek
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>zorban is so good
pure truth
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Zorban won.
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Is Leda yandere for Miquella?
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>>580800145
no i don't think so
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>>580800145
>her shotalust so strong breaking Miquella's charm changes nothing
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I just happen to be digging further into the architectural inspirations in Dark Souls, and found this video that shows a bunch of real life locations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEnCz6goaB0
And in the video's description, they list all the locations.
1. Milan Cathedral (Italy)
2. Chambord Castle (France)
3. George Peabody Library (United States)
4. Royal Portuguese Reading Room (Brazil)
5. Cave of the Crystals (Mexico)
6. Ajanta Caves (India)
7. Kaunian rock tombs (Turkey)
8. Old Jewish Cemetery (Prague)
9. Angkor Wat (Cambodia)
10. Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro (Mexico)
11. Craco ghost town (Italy)

Mexico, Cambodia, India, Mexico a second time, Brazil, the US.

Notably, Ajanta Caves in India are used for the Demon Ruins. Meaning I understated that area's non-European inspiration. I said it was everything after the centipede demon. But in fact, it's everything after Quelaag.
And then more of the game still after.
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>>580800810
This is crowbcat
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>Demon areas are Cambodian and Indian
What did Fromsoft mean by this?
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>>580800145
yes i do think so
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>>580797936
you're repeating yourself but not explaining. how is the same behavior more annoying on one side than the side that starts it?
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>>580801135
Oh shit, it is. I didn't even notice who the uploader was. Man, I forgot he used to make cool videos, and not the ones where he's critiquing by comparing every little detail.
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>>580800145
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>>580800145
Sex
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>>580801464
>how does pouring gasoline over an active fire make it worse?
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Smacking the back of Boc's head with palm blast so that her eyes pop out and replacing them with googly ones. Then raping her.
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>>580802392
annhilated the shitstirrer with this well done
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>>580802164
captivating
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Remember to do your part for the other thread
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>>580803967
Thanks for the reminder. Almost forgot to bump it.
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I like Melina
and i hope melina likes me
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>>580804194
Melina from dark souls
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>>580787532
>this is a schizo accusation >>580782039
>meanwhile >>580803967
>>580804020
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>>580805067
you can only kek
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>>580800145
Saber only has feelings for Gil sorry
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Thoughts on death knights?
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>>580805301
slop
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>>580805301
They have the longest fucking recovery after they whiff which makes the backstab way too easy. The gimmick of do this thing to beat them easily is telegraphed way too much because of their turtle time turning.
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>playing nightreign for the first time
>first misson/raid/whatever their called
>follow some guy named Devontarius
>"He's been playing for a while, must know what he's doing"
>we rush to some castle
>fucking bell bearing hunter is there
>im level 3 and i imagine the two otherplayers are as well
>he one shots me and murders the other two
>we keep dying and rushing back
>I disconnect after a while
Is this normal? Am I supposed to just "git gud" and fight the fucking bell hunter cocksucker, who's a notorious obnoxious boss, with 1 or 2 hits worth of HP? Is that just the normal NR experience?
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>>580806019
In solo you can but in trios he has too much hp to be worth it at low level. He still 1-2 shots at high level in depths.
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I want to play the game but my cat claimed my chair...
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>>580806582
post her
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>>580806582
When she does that I simply spin the chair.
She deserves it for all the time she woke me up at 5am.
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>>580806801
the cat or the chair
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>>580806582
This... is so... EPIC chungus!
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>>580806019
It was normal to die because you're inexperienced. But for the experienced, it's not normal to take on Bell Bearing Hunter at level 3. You are supposed to learn what levels ranges are suitable for which bosses. Devontarius didn't know, and you didn't know that he didn't know, and you suffered for it.

You shouldn't have quit out though. Just take the loss. There is still more to learn, even if your loss was inevitable. Though, there is always a glimmer of hope that you can survive day 1, and recover on day 2.
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>>580806582
you can share
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>>580806801

>>580806823
She's very well behaved in that regard, I'd feel bad
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>try playing solo
>get rained on several times and restart
>finally git gud enough to reach the end of the first night
>"Gee I wonder whats gonna be my first night boss"
>its the fucking bell hunter again
>slaughters me
Is there a tiny fucking boss pool or something? Is he just a common spawn? I hate this fucking game.
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>>580806019
God I wanna dick you down so bad I know you look like that
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>>580807079
vivaldi will watch your webm but norhone will read your post
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>>580807079
>lust provoking image
>time wasting question
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>>580807079
>>580806019
weird falseflag posts
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>>580807267
Was about to say.
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>>580807079
The pool of bosses that spawn at the day's end, are determined by the nightlord you selected.
However, the regular bosses you find in the field are practically random.
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Im gonna do it. Im gonna buy the slop dlc!
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>>580807267
Falseflag of what? Has this become one of those mental illness echo chamber generals where you assume some thread personality is behind EVERY post? I've spent time in /gig/ and /xivg/ so I'm no stranger to it. Anyway next time I play this trash ass game im gonna post ss's so you autists will take me seriously. peace.
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>>580807856
Novel way to apply poison to an uchigatana, but to each their own.
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>>580807130
cool it big guy
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>/gig/
>/xivg/
yeah that checks out
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>>580807079
Nightlords only have a handful of day 1 and 2 bosses. If you're doing dog it can only be BBH or demihumans on night 1.
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>greasmeister telling people not to rage quit after he rage quit the bears
is this progress? does he admit his past actions were le bad?
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>>580808104
How do they call the stars without a smartphone?
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>>580807856
what a deliciously stupid little whore.
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>>580807856
Fuck off retarded faggot
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>>580808090
All my previous actions don't need justifying. It's the team members I get stuck with that need to work on it.
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>>580807063
cute cat, i wish we have more catposters.
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>>580808389
I love those facial markings. Very cute
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>>580795693
don't talk to yourself raped maggot
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>>580808389
>>580807063
Added to the filter
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>>580809010
very yurmy of you
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>>580807063
>>580808389
kek
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>>580806019
This is a very complicated question but the short n simple is no that's a bad leader. You guys could have just taken down the normal elites (I'm assuming it was trolls) and gotten a few levels and drops just off that
If you have some combination of bleed+frost, restage (duchess), and mark (iron eye) then you can kill anything early aside from bbk though
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>>580808317
>>580808090
>"Is that my obsession posting?! I have to let them know I'm here and thinking about them!" (^ v ^)
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>>580809409
sis truke
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>>580807079
Bbh specifically can show up as a night 1 boss only for gladius lol. And I think heolster but only because he has every nightlords boss pool
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>>580806019
>>580807856
>>580807079
Don’t post my wives
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UGHHHH BREASTS! TITTIES! ASS! BUTT! BUM! TITS! MELONS! ARSE! BOOBS! BRAPPER! MILKERS! UGHHHH!!!
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>>580809547
Don't post shit in this kinohole
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>>580806019
>>580807856
>>580807079
Continue posting my wives
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>some random guy keeps shitting on my doorstep
>"can this guy stop shitting on my doorstep"
>y-you're obsessed
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>>580808090
Link to the bear vod?
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>>580809432
Cute little face
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>>580809592
drink for the thirsty, food for the hungry
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>>580808317
Actually, rage-quitting is selfish and just shows weak mental fortitude on your part. You were very much in the wrong.
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>>580808389
>>580807063
I would post mine but I’m paranoid very cute kitties though :)
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>>580798915
>>580796826
>>580809210
don’t start
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1/3 domo
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>>580784606
Now imagine the kind of raped subhuman it takes to make webms of it to post it elsewhere
>>580784839
True
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>>580810492
Wallahi?
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>>580809432
Is that a twinbird face?
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FUCK NIGHTREIGN
>network error dcs for all three of us and the session is lost on day 2
FUCK THIS
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>>580810826
>gif
>brainrot anon when his posts get filtered
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>>580809601
wrong reply wrong general
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>>580810197
make me stop then
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>>580811374
don't tell me what to do
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>>580810826
Need me to carry you?
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>>580784606
it's pretty balanced
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>>580811685
*tells you what to do*
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>>580811961
fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
motherfuckerrrr
ugh!
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>>580809409
>>580806019
A male posted this image that another male drew and it likely gave a male ITT an erection. Now that's pretty gay.
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>>580812156
it's called a supply chain fucktard
>>
Smouldering shield is kinda interesting to pair with DMGS
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>>580812454
It's ok to be gay. (it isn't)
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>>580812492
i did it before you.
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>>580812706
Did you gather any webms?
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>>580812776
nyo
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>>580812492
qrd?
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>>580813016
Well then your previous post was of no value.
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>>580813506
Almalexia knows and sees.
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>>580813249
>has basically no requirements to equip except 12 fth
>comes with shield bash that resets dmgs frostbite, if you want extra bursts of damage
>don't have to worry about losing your L2, because dmgs
>has retarded guard boost for a small shield at max upgrade, like 67 or something, for guard counters etc
>shield bash staggers which pairs nicely with an r2
>>
xbros doko
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>>580814592
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>>580814787
we are Radagon of the Golden Order
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>>580813823
don’t reference kino in this shithole
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losted bigly
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>>580814592
FELLOW XBOT??
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>>580816236
>>>/dsg/
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Major update: Got my chair back. thanks for the kind words and support.
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>>580816510
we'll kill you
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>>580816510
we'll cherish you
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>>580812156
It reminds me of this porn game I saw on steam. It looked similar to second life and all the girls were super slutty looking and all the reviews were saying all the girl avatars were just men larping as girls and jerking off with each other. Men really just be wanting women to be cock sleeves in slut gear 24/7 and don’t mind it much if she’s not even a woman. Makes you wonder if they actually like women at all. I’m curious how much birth rates will drop when we get robot sex dolls that have AI personalities.
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>>580816343
there are dozens of us
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1/3
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Are square off and unsheathe overrated?
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brother i flailed myself to death i am 0-3
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>>580816832
failed men don't even need to fuck or touch their ai cocksleeve facsimile of a woman, just japanese cartoons are enough and it just means that human reproduction will narrow to avoid males with those kinds of traits and instead favour men that are repulsed by porn addictions and are successful handsome and funny like my husband
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>>580817026
yea
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>>580817026
No, both of them are strong.
>Low FP Cost
>Buffed massively by talismans
>Quick fast attack
>Slower high stance breaking attack
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>>580816510
great what game will you be playing?
>>
>>580817112
>>580816832
Shut up
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>>580812156
>it likely gave a male ITT an erection
Are you 12? Men do not get erections just from seeing nudity.
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>>580817313
Elden Ring
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>>580817324
hit the nail on the head
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>>580817026
Wanna erp?
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>>580817512
Based.
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>>580817112
When are you going to give him babies?
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>>580817512
i wish you'd queue but have fun nonetheless kotfren
>>
crazy how people are playing the dark souls 3 dlc in the middle of the night in 2026
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>>580817915
9:45 PM on a weekend is hardly the "middle of the night"
>>
Leaving queue in 15 minutes.
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oh give me terr yeah yeah yeah
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>>580817915
it's not even 3pm yet
>>
like tears in rain
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>>580818092
Hello brainrot anon
>>
when i haveto redeem the slumber for dsjee but i have to piss
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i died...
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>>580817614
Name?
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>>580820657
Carlos Quintero Cueva
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>>580821754
kek
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>>580821692
hello saar very smart sorcery
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>>580821692
you're beautiful
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>>580821692
Poo in Loux
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>>580820657
Mush
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Tarnished dlc bros I don't feel so good
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Mush our dreamy paramour
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>>580822290
serves them right
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>>580822290
raped by horse armour
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>>580822290
>Pay 5 dollars
>Know exactly what youre getting
>Dilate because you got the thing you were expecting to get
>Dilating because they placed them throughout the world and not some magical room with everything in it
These people deserve nothing
>>
Reminder that nighreign died because of bad reviews from steamies who got filtered by holes
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>>580823720
holes?
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>>580823795
fall deaths on the great hollows map
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>>580823795
I think he means foids
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>>580823869
wrong
>>580823902
correct
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>>580823720
totally dude
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>>580824329
the raped
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I cant believe i got tricked by retards who said thops barrier is good because le heckin wholesome guy died of cringe while making it.
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>>580824741
I like thops bruh
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>>580824741
the ash not the sorcery
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>>580824741
is Thop a coomer?
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>>580825068
Bomboclat wallahi bro. The ash only spawns after thops kills himself
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say wallahi bruh say wallahi
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>>580825248
With the way he talks about Sellen, yeah probably.
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I didnt even know this was an item wtf
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>>580825913
high level drip
>>
1/3
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>>580824329
>mostly positive recent
It was mixed when the DLC came out. By the time it balanced out it was too late.
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I miss the fun I had with NR around this time last year.
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>>580826196
full
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>>580826691
MMV Domo
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>>580826691
what are you playing now cc?
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yerming
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>>580826691
think this was around when DoN came out. interesting time DESU ne
>>
uoh
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>>580826691
my countenance and appearance both are just like this right now but my hair is brown not blue
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>>580827705
anything I can do to brighten your countenance?
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>>580827705
>>580826691
lets queue then 1/3
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>>580827827
probably not but you're nice, I hope your day tomorrow is nice
>>580828595
I just turned off my laptop to sleep..
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>>580828595
I was queued and no one joined. Probably for the best I'm feeling kinda of minkus
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>>580828872
>>580828753
no... I'm gonna be shipped off to china now
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>>580828753
sleep tight cutie
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>>580817915
Its not crazy, ds3 won so fucking hard
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>>580828932
Wenshur wai guo ren
>>
Nice Carry
>>
lol what a dogshit seed every formidables were so spread apart and all got cut off by the 2nd day circle
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>>580829192
Np, you two played pretty dogshit though not gonna lie.
>>
Nightreign is so unbalanced. I wish there were more ways to deal big damage and also make the best builds deal way less damage so they don't speedrun good fights like heolster. We want an ishizaki souls game.
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>>580829203
That's why I always rush and don't check corpses. Every second counts.
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gg cold but also spicy dog, top 10 shittiest stave runs of all time, stuck with night comet the entire time
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>>580829386
We just had an ed balancers run where I stuck with night comet and we 1wormed it. It's not so bad. I don't like bringing magic caster to caligo thouhh she feels super resistant
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erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC run
Password: erg
Level 125
Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommended
Spirit summons will be disabled
Dressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)
We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeon
The run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)
Continuing on September 12th (in 15 minutes!!) at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up

>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?
No.
>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?
You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.
>Why level 125? I want to play on my level 200 character!
It's to maintain some semblance of game balance. There's nothing I can do to stop your from bringing in whatever overleveled character you want, but I'd rather we don't melt every boss in 30 seconds.
>What if I'm TheBlocked™?
I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.

Any feedback is appreciated.
I'll switch to 150 if it 125 ends up being dead
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1/3
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>>580831320
>on September 12th (in 15 minutes!!)
Fuck, I forgot to edit that out. Starting in about 8 hours from now.*
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>>580831401
2/3
2/3
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gg coldbugs
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gg less than spicy buggers, bit less shit on the staves that time round though it still took a while. Rare case of being thankful for the fish invasion since it led us into doing that Loretta where the regal scepter dropped

>>580829604
It's not the worst, but I had very little buffing my damage to go along with it, which made a pretty meh spell even more underwhelming. One thing I will grant it is that it's pretty good for revives
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>>580825426
>>580825280
>>580810621
keep it to yourself cvck
>>
>>
>>580831945
Go on, find a seat, the priest is about to start preaching.
>>
What are your honest thoughts on dsg lingo like yurm, ergie, zuk etc?
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>>580784090
You should have told me sooner I’m switching over to their side now
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>>580822290
Should be in the negatives. Such a silly concept.
>>580826691
It’s crazy because I never thought I would be looking back on it so fondly so soon but here we are.
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>>580784195
>>580832384
>>580784090
If you even slightly knew the lore you'd know they are textbook jews.
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>>580832279
aiiiieeeeee i'm going insaaaaaaaaane help me filterman
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>>580832279
>yurm
makes me feel cozy
>ergie
makes me feel hungry
>zuk
mumble rap intro, i always read it in lil uzi's voice
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>>580817915
aside from the third world self reports it’s not really that crazy lots of people still can’t let go of DS at this point those same people are probably eager and waiting for a dark souls racing to come out so they can pig out
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^ delusional raped ergoyim
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>>580832627
>terrjeet seething over his spam being filtered
Like pottery
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>>580832627
Instantly made the filterjeet clitty leak well done
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gg regular bugs squeeshed
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>>580833059
triggered that brown maggot into replying to himself with tears in his eyes nice work continue what you're doing king
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GG Smolbugs. Dormant power rarely dropping good shit.
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i dont think my rapees know how infrequently i post
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bugs day
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>>580832279
sounds fucking retarded, if someone said anything like that near me I would feel very homophobic
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>>580832279
I honestly think it's hilarious that it causes someone so much mental anguish they have to hide it from their sight.
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>>580833631
terr?
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>>580832279
It's based because it makes TOS seethe uncontrollably every thread, he will literally search for them in a thread and give it a stern talking to like that's gonna do anything
"Grrr stupid terrjeet! How dare you say these things in my holy thread! You better stop now or else!!" It's so retarded to see
>>
^cocksucking raped third person post
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>>580833462
based
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>>580833980
instantly had your point proven well done
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>>580831405
See you in 15
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>you can use the golden flail buff, switch to a different weapon and still build stacks for its nuke
>can use endure and such to take hits easier
>for some reason the buff also hides uplifting aromatic so players can't see that you have it on
It's cool how much depth they can put into two little weapons. Imagine if they really tried with DLC.
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>>580834239
clocked that brown punching bag
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>>580832639
Seems like you struck the nail on its head judging from the dsjeet asshurt you expertly extracted from the resident immigrant you even have him running samefaggot damage control in a completely unrelated post from how shaken up you got him nicely done
>>
>TOSjeet immediately aggro'd
Kek can't make this up, this nigger just sits here all day to threadshit
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>>580833631
whatever you say buddy
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>>580834438
>>580834239
>>580833059
Caused xhim to attempt damage control that stretched anus, well done
>>
uh oh t___cucka raped schizoieet delusions fully activated
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>>580833325
>>580832968
>>580833484
>>580834296
>>580834380
>>580834421
>>580834550
>>580834718
why are you like this
>>
>>580834718
>>580834550
It’s his speciality.
>always accuse your enemies of whatever you’re guilty of
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>>580834318
it’s nice to imagine
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>>580834435
i'm still not fully convinced that it's not terr's discord buttbuddy doing a comedy routine. no one is genuinely this upset about some random poster.
>>
>>580834834
>>580834718
careful xhes going to cry xherself to sleep for good at this rate
>>
>full on TOS meltdown
Now this is cinema
>>580834879
It very much could be but either way this behavior is a clear sign of mental illness
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>>580833059
>>580834239
>>580834380
>>580834421
>>580834718
>>580834550
>>580834718
>>580834834
>>580834903
He's still reeling from how hard the last thread unanimously shat on him and destroyed his single poster narrative. He can't possibly fathom that the entire thread hates him for his continued subhuman behavior. It just doesn't compute in his small brown mind. Expect him to spam more nonsensical acronyms only he ever uses among other forms of damage control to reflect this in the near future.
>>
t___cucka gettin dat ass beat
>>
>at least 3 people clocking your annoying ass
>How can I scapegoat this
pathetic indeed
>>
>>580835145
>we have barneyfag at home
>>
>>580835205
What
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>>580835145
no im pretty sure it's just you who hates him man
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>>580835420
no i hate him too
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wow nightreign is so random
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Fooling no one.
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GGigabugs.
Exact same fucking seed, with exact same caligo invasion. I guess invaders were at different poi this time lmfao.
>>
gg deja vu bugs everything was the exact same as the previous one
>>
>>580832279
Pretty indifferent, the consistency at which it's used points at mental illness but that's neither here nor there. It's that it seems to be posted with the intention of derailing the thread that's annoying.
>>
>>580835569
Meant for this faggot >>580835420
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>>580835420
You would be wrong and you’re way too obvious as always
>>
>>580835420
Nope, you’re way off.
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>>580835523
>>580835569
>>580835719
no still one person you need to get over your obsession this isn't healthy at all
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>>580835569
>that page style
This guy is a serial killer
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>
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>>580835764
You are the permaraped and you need help for your condition no one here likes you just log off and go tell your mother you love her or something
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>>580835764
>proving >>580835145 correct
so pathetic
>>
I also don't hate terr. It seems like the terr schizos spam 10x more than him.
>>
^^ the raped
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>>580835592
>>580835573
What did you expect though
>>
Where my larders at?
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>>580836060
you can tell it's one guy considering all those posts are seconds part, it's not devil though this is a different schizo plaguing our threads for a while now
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>>580836173
Not exact same seed on normal map twice in a row.
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>>580835916
>>580835569
Seriously what is this edgelord style? Did the demons tell you it looks good?
>>
>posts seconds apart
>this somehow means they’re the same person
Stop talking to yourself raped retard
>>
>>580836249
Shartreign is quirky like that
>>
>>580836337
Best part is that they are ignoring the evidence posted right in front of them.
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>>580836225
Idk if it's one guy but collectively these posts take up a lot more space than the posts they're whining about
>>
TOS is so lame and weird and brown and raped...no wonder nobody takes his schizo posts seriously
>>
^^the raped
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>>580836425
>please let the annoying immigrant stink up the place
Not how that works.
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>>580836307
he is called 'DEVIL'kn*ght
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>>580836395
>>580836337
you don't understand, itzz da TOS!!! he's posting from his secret telecommunications center from multiple devices and he's out to get me!!! this couldn't possibly be the consequences of my own subhumanity catching up to me!!! aiiiieeee!!!!
>>
>>580836539
You're not doing anything to stop it, you're just filling the place with your own stink
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>>580836534
Truth.
>>
>>580808762 (me) meant for this raped cocksucker >>580803013 >>580792320
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>>580826324
>>580823720
Totally deserved because of shit like >>580829286 among other things
>>
>>580836606
>hrt induced melty
cinema
>>
devilknight here i love my handsome bf terr
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>>580836307
Mine also looks like that, it's just yotsuba/yotsuba b with dark reader extension active
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>>580836873
We know you love him devil but you shouldn't schizo post about him every thread it gets quite annoying
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>>580836836
yes that would accurately describe the behavior being parodied here >>580836505 very true
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>>580836953
Didn’t know that was a thing honestly
>>
TOS status? Raped and losted.
Terr and normal posters status? Wonnered.
>>
^^ raped cocksucker
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>>580836182
Shut up
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>>580837030
Dark reader is pretty useful and works on most sites if you dont want to be flashbanged. Otherwise, I'd be using the 'tomorrow' style
>>
erg threadkeeper status? target clocked and in post-rape mode

>>580837128
said by many
>>
>>580822368
Uh oh…
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>>580833747
yeah
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>>580837028
no i was right the first time actually
>>580837097
also fun reminder tospic has never played nightreign, he's a threadshitter larper through and through
>>
Stop talking to yourself already no one cares holy shit
>>
>>580837561
Interesting. Always seemed there was a weird ER purist here seething about souls and nightreign posts.
>>
Hello brainrot anons. I can't quote you all because it thinks it's spam, but you know who you are.
>>
yeag
>>
>>580837906
weird how the bickering went silent after this post
>>
buh buh
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>>580832279
ergiyogies is hilarious
overall it's trashy spam
>>
>>580840293
did you coin the term ergiyogi?
i really like this meme john, mind if i save it?
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>>580832279
>yurm
sounds wormy
>ergie
also sounds wormy
>zuk
I miss nezuk and the rest of old ergies
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>>580839394
>>580839583
hello dsjeet can you translate me these posts
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>>580840412
no he didn’t that was some other shitter
>>580840429
we know you won’t stop name dropping your bf every thread
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>>580840697
>mental illness: the image
surprised that place didn’t get nuked by jannies
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>>580840412
Ofcourse you can save it my friend
>>580840293
I'm personally a big fan of ergieyogurts
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where's slutge
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gg wending grace
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>>580840879
gg.
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>>580840697
>waaaaa they're saying words i don't like i need to censor it help me filterjeet sama!!!
Get a grip pussy ass faggot.
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>>580841097
this level of mental illness should be censored, yes.
>>
I think I prefer Trish over this
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>>580841452
Good joke.
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>>580841441
Free speech website faggot. Nothing should be censored or hidden. That's reddit tranny behavior.
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>>580841665
>his idea of free speech is brainrot babble
yeah nah. you belong in a padded cell.
>>
>>580841665
So you're saying that if someone posts something nasty then everyone should bear witness to it? If someone decided to spam the thread with porn everyone should put up with it?
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>>580841759
>>580842062
It's not my problem you don't know how to ignore posts. Grow some fucking thicker skin if you get triggered by words on your screen.
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>>580842260
Filtering a post is just ignoring it the moment it gets posted.
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>>580842260
you're the one constantly triggered over the mere thought of a filter, which by the way, is a built in feature of your le free speech website.
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>>580842298
Uncanny.
>>
>>580842402
>>580842440
Hold on. If you're a filtertroon then shouldn't my posts be hidden? So you don't even use them, it's all just for the sake of being performative. You're so fucking pathetic it's unreal lmao
>>
>>580842734
>>580842260
dropkicked that mutant well done
>>
>>580842298
What the fuck is this? You gonna rank up your COD rank?
>>
>>580842734
You got eviscerated so you moved the goalposts. Pathetic and embarrassing.
>>
>>580843132
kek
>>
erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC run
Password: erg
Level 125
Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommended
Spirit summons will be disabled
Dressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)
We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeon
The run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)
Continuing on September 12th (in 4 hours!!) at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up

>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?
No.
>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?
You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.
>Why level 125? I want to play on my level 200 character!
It's to maintain some semblance of game balance. There's nothing I can do to stop your from bringing in whatever overleveled character you want, but I'd rather we don't melt every boss in 30 seconds.
>What if I'm TheBlocked™?
I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.

Any feedback is appreciated.
I'll switch to 150 if it 125 ends up being dead.
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>>580843162
I'm not the one pathetic enough to think I'm being raped by words on my screen. Your faggot ass doesn't belong here.
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>>580843967
The guy who always joins runs 150 and as result, most of the reds are 150. 150 is also just more active, it seems.
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damn filterjeet getting that ass beat kek
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queuers?
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>>580844427
sure
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>>580844143
Oh, back to the original thought huh? The amount of projection is unreal by the way.

>brainrotted retard sperging out in the background
lol
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>>580844427
who's asking
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>>580844427
Queuing, where are you it says 1/3?
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>>580844585
Whatever you say filterjeet. Just know no one wants you controlling what's being said in the thread.
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>>580846308
I know you're slow and have brainrot, but I'll say it once more.

You post what you want. I'll post what I want. I'll filter what I want.

Can't really get any simpler than that. Get well soon.
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>try reforged
>get to mountaintops before realizing it's designed to be as tedious as possible
>try convergence
>the game is broken in an hour or two, it's designed for the skill and magic spam crowd
>go back to boss arena/dungeon crawler/randomizer
Despite all the whining about the combat system, vanilla still hasn't been surpassed. Thanks for reading my blog.
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Still 1/3
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Has anyone ever been summoned to co-op fight Mohg at the Dynasty Mausoleum via Small Golden Effigy? I've been summoned to fight every other boss at least once, even Mohg in the Shunning Grounds, but never Mohg, Lord of Blood. Is this a known glitch for the Golden Effigy?
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>>580847260
nope i was summoned there plenty
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>>580847260
No, to get summoned for him you have to be in the area. I assume its because you need to prepare the right tear to stop yourself losing your HP bar.
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>>580847251
we just got out of a match im back in q
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gg horse, the game gave me so many +incan/sorc buff so I became wizard bird for a bit
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>>580846578
...Except you're not even using the filters because you're still replying to me. Again, you're just being performative.
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>>580847260
Why make a post like this? Only fags and women do shit tests.
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>>580816343
>>580784253
>>580816891
>>580818092
You are our slave you have to act like it
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>>580829286
I've been running a 0 phys4 build with randos just so we can have longer kino fights. All people care about is doing giga damage... where's the fun?
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>>580847814
even doe xGODS and terrGOD own you
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>>580847814
This triggered the threadslave, well done.
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>>580848509
What a hottie
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>>580847814
This didn't trigger the threadmaster, you failed.
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>>580847814
Even though you correctly pointed out erGODS own and conquered t*rrslave into third-person cope
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what triggered the obsession of DOS and TOS?
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>>580850225
You mean the oldschool kernel and the Terms of Service?
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>>580850225
Its a long story but I can explain it for you. Fair warning - it is long, covers multiple boards, and is going to trigger our lolcow into oblivion.
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>>580850424
Lets hear your story, DOSsaar
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>>580850424
I have popcorn now Im ready
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sorry for going down so much during the run, im obvi a shitter and didnt have dnaf lmao. gg
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>>580850225
>DOS
No idea
>TOS
During the first weeks of nightreign some guy kept falseflagging about terr making the tierlists (there was no proof of this btw) until it caught on with other posters and now we're here
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>>580850606
>>580850686
Discord is actually way smaller than you think but they all have a penchant for mulitple personality disorder posting styles. Their main pass time is planning little events for games and shitposting about them endlessly in a rotation. A guy that was doing it to elden ring and some other games at the time got doxed on /v/ and it outed the threads he and his friend made there. They ran to /vg/ to hide and it followed them to /vg/ because they did the same thing here as they did on /v/.

The lolcow that calls everyone dos is the guy that got doxed. He hates anyone knowing the chain of names he used for years leading to creasy. He hates that you can tell he posts with a friend based on the amount of replies you get, he hates that you can tell when he's posting before he's even posted here based on threads you see on /v/. He got doxed, years ago, and then psychologically profiled, years ago. People can fuck his entire day up by making hints about his past and sending him into noided panic loops.
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>>580851026
hmm interesting...
mind posting his entire name chain?
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>>580850745
You forgot the part where it's obvious xhe shits up the thread anyways, even if he didn't make those tier lists. Xher behaviour is dogshit in-game at times as well, and will rage AFK if xhe gets gaped hard enough.
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gg white birds. I got dogshit drops but still felt OP I'm guess that was scholar just buffing everyone even killing Mogh before his phase 2.
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>>580851226
Terr Sneedger Creasy here.
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>>580851478
kek
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>>580851304
The only thing true about this is that he's sometimes a prick ingame, sure
The thread shitting could be literally anyone we're on an anonymous website remember
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>>580851478
im surprised you didnt add trish since he gets mentioned just as much
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>>580851738
That is his devil may cry obsessed friend. All his names use references to dmc, you can see him making dmc or ng threads when we send terr back to /v/ to cope.
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>>580851585
This would be true if you're a newfag with no pattern recognition, sure. Did you miss the "even doe" spam arguing about Wylder vs exec for 6+ hours the other day?

tips:
Non-direct replies, passive-aggressive, lowercase, and dsgoblin lingo, mentioning g9 unprompted, are usually him.
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>>580851829
okay what about devil kn*ght is he a part of this
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>>580852023
Why are you self reporting while pretending to ask questions?
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>>580852106
so devil is another persona of his got it.
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>>580852349
If you say so lol.
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DOSjeet has terrible pattern recognition due to schizophrenia, sadly
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>>580850424
>Fair warning - it is long, covers multiple boards, and is going to trigger our lolcow into oblivion.
Called it.
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>>580832279
Isolated it's fine who cares
Problem is it's used to flood the thread with meaningless nothingposts 24/7
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>>580851026
post more about his names and faraway past pls
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>>580851829
is that what dos stands for and it's been the trash guy all along? how embarrassing!
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>>580853134
No reason to I already noided him out with what I said he is derailed for now. Display of power is now complete get back to posting about elden ring.
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>>580851953
Again, anonymous website, literally anyone can replicate the retarded dsg lingo because it's so easy. And there is no verified proof connecting him to those posts
At least go after him when he's in a post game screenshot so you know for sure
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>>580853251
are you the trish obsessed schizo
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i was thinking about something but i forgot what it was
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I just finished jerking off
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doscuck much like his wall schizophrenia is onto nothing again award
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>>580851478
What is this mental illness called
>>555343140
>>544900917
>>558049369
>>
The Golden Order Flail Has a Secret (Elden Ring)
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>>580854000
Not sure it is all beleted posts on my end. Probably attention seeking behavior the lolcow does this for hours every day.
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>>580854000
DOS is so lame and raped and weird and schizophrenic...good thing everyone hates him
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mmv 1/3
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>>580854690
mmv queue still active here?
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>>580854656
who is everyone
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>>580853336
oh so it's bs?
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>>580854802
Don't start creasy
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>>580854798
I am hoping. Going to queue in it for a while then go randoms.
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>>580854802
Every. One. In the whole wide world.
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>>580854843
>>580854656
>>580853998
>>580853526
>>580853251
>>580852663
>>580852349
>>580852023
Thanks for keeping us to date with your boogeymen very good posts
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>>580854819
No he is right, 1/4th of all players on the /erg/ password are alt accounts of terr
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>>580854991
>mass reply jeet melty
kino
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>>580854819
No, I told you this would trigger him so now he's in his spirals.
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mmv 2/3
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>>580855353
I mean, I wish
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>>580855449
I know bud. This will all work itself out don't sweat it.
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How the fuck am I supposed to use left buttons on a controller without sacrificing my movement?
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dos will melt down again till bump limit
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happi happi happi
hapi hapi hapihapi happy!
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kek spooped
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I just finished jerking off again this time to fat ass male scolipede
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>>580855554
>controller
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>>580855554
Bro? Your back buttons? Even the Nintendo switch 2 controller has them now
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>>580855554
Simple
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>>580856541
Browns are always the ones to have the weirdest birth defects. Much to think about.
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>>580856541
ew
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>>580856885
damn never realised the whole of the natural order is Brown
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>kbm troon is an AIjeeta
like clockwork
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>>580856226
Weird bait
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>>580844245
Admittedly, the first few times was by mistake since some of my themed builds hadn't been adjusted for the run, but eventually I just stuck with it since the host doesn't seem to mind. Unfortunately, yesterday proved that SL125 brackets likely live on life support in any game that's not DS3, so I'll probably keep at least one save on reserve if we get another ghost town
>>
Seek Elden Ring, or something
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god2 won
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>>580856472
But I don't want to buy a tendie 2 controller.
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>>580859329
Sounds about right, just making an observation. Truth is, the way Seamless does the invasion ranges is actually too restrictive and should have wider ranges.
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1/3
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I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.
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>>580855659
my husband tortures me with this demonic song
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>>580856885
>>580857426
>>580857802
>>580847814
dangerously true
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>>580861093
You were not overcome by the weeb to 1v1 them with katanas.
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>>580841452
everyone says that
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>>580861739
Editor's Note: In fact only one very unwell person says that, repeatedly
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erg is developing at a fast pace guess I'm gonna buy some ergie land
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>>580856885
>>580857426
>>580857802
>>580847814
dangerously false
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>>580861701
I did on the way there, granted he doesn't use the weapon art but I circle strafed him both times lol. The stormhawk spirit ash is really strong.
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>>580843967
Starting in 10 minutes.
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>>580862506
no ones joining kys
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>>580861501
You raped xhim, well done.
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>>580862620
if i wasnt playing other stuff i'd join just to spite you
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even doe he's gotten a full 3 man squad every session now
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>>580861501
You didn't rape him, mission failed.
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I'm joining.
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I'm watching.
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>>580862814
I won't do this
>>580863036
I'll do this
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>>580862814
I'll do this
>>580863036
I won't do this
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>>580862695
why dont you join dsjeet
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to wage war upon tiffy
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>>580774761
>conveniently forgets every thread having dozens of posts that go ''you destroyed him, got his ass here, raped that maggot, you triggered him, this this so true'' etc
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whoa?
>>
Join:
https://www.twitch.tv/basictoollover
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>>580863392
maybe he should stop getting raped then
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>>580863485
Are you going to invite mush?
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>>580863716
you can join anytime mushjeet no need to self namedrop
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even toe mushGOD owns you
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>>580853526
no that’s t____
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>>580862096
requesting fact checks and peer review on this tidbit
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Do charged attacks do more bleed buildup?
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125 is kill
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>>580864725
>not even zhangs or SA
im...gonna swap next dungeon
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>>580850424
>>580851026
>>580851829
>>580853336
>>580855353
You should exercise mor caution in the future this could get dangerous if you fluster him this hard
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>>580861501
You most certainly molested him nice work
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>>580864543
Bigger
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>>580863173
He’s too much of a bitch as always
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>>580863392
Nearly day old post?
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>>580863304
>>580863515
>>580863880
>>580864103
>>580864148
>>580864543
>>580864914
>>580864918
>>580865000
Let's all agree to stop thread shitting for a day okay
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>>580864725
true
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maybe reset lobby? it could just be we need people to wake up
>>580865137
nah I just forgot to confess I'm not dsg and was shitposting
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1/3 will wait until half past.
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>>580865000
Bigger bleeee buildup?
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Why does sekiro never go on steam sale
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Resetting the session. Join back.
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>>580863515
maybe you should stop being a hypocritical cunt.
>>580865141
yes and? post is still there
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>>580863880
>>580863716
too scared to join/invade thoughbeit
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>>580864369
I came back with the results, they read that it's factual
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>>580866305
150 seems to be the play, I have enough to gradually level up to that. The other guy has 150s
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schizo thread for schizo people
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I can drop runes if you want lol
I'll just lvl myself up unless we want a challenge like yesterday
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i'll try mmv if anyone is q ing
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TOS is the most raped poster for sure
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the ergs meet in battle
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worm
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>>580866991
I can
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terrdailit for sure*
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>>580867521
1/3
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>>580866991
Queuing mmv in 5 m
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>>580866991
sure, gonna be my first time though
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Seamless shat itself. Join back.
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crash?
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>>580867457
Worm-sama nooooooooo
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>>580867836
It wouldn't let us respawn. You can join now.
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>4 people now
should we enact that rule from earlier lol?
whoever dies first, invades?
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>>580851304
>>580851953
Thankfully everyone already has his BS clocked despite him playing dumb so it doesn’t matter if he wants to fess up to it or not
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>>580865839
No one cares about it
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mmv
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>>580851304
>>580851953
Sadly no one has his veracity clocked despite him not playing dumb so it does matter if he wants to fess up to it or not
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^raped cocksucker cope
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>>580867825
Lmao what else is new
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we praise G9 in this house
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>>580868556
aieeee
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>>580869019
this
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>>580869072
Forever 2/3...
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>>580869103
Don’t talk to yourself this isn’t your dead general
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trying to give you runes for those extra 4 levels lol
r u coming back oie?
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>>580869140
seem like I am in depth 1 on mmv, wonder if the game will match with you
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oie raped into rage quit oh no no
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>>580869304
You can change your depth level, just reduce it and it will go to 5. If this is your first time just put it on 3.
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>>580869379
oh ok thanks, done
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>>580868852 (me) meant for >>580868852
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>>580827059
>>580818092
>>580832279
>>580839394
>>580839583
>words of the raped
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>>580859573
the dogshit video game award
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>>580869187
U guys have 3 and no committed invaders im gonna do something else
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>>580869590
>no committed invaders
be the change you want to see
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>>580869379
well what now
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>>580859573
the kino videogame award
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>>580869724
We wait for a third...it shows 2/3 on my end
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>>580869724
you are not connecting to us, i doubt its because you selected d3
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>>580869724
>>580869870
Am i blocked
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probably installed it wrong and you aren't connected to the matchmaker
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>>580869998
Maybe the one I'm matched up with has blocked you or you have blocked them or me.
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>>580870171
>>580869870
so I got the mod version 2.1.8.3, and the game version number is 1.03.3 is that right
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>>580870518
oh shit nvm, I didn't download the weapon mod merge one. welp good luck for now
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>>580870518
yes and where did you put the game files
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>>580870518
Can't believe you anon.
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>>580870773
gonna need to redownload, will be done in 40 mins it seems
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>>580870903
Are you downloading from nexus?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_1ilUOX6i6iZiHlnzyleXn-t2uxfHVMe/view?usp=sharing
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well if anyone else wants to mmv, its 2/3
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Just finished jerking off to futa cumflation
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lmoa@ ergs
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>>580871079
we know mush
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>>580871013
seem to be same speed for both nexus and google drive, backward place I am at so that the best I can get
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>>580871079
futa rev cumflating recluse into a blimp
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It was supposed to be a quick trip!
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>steel clone running from the 1v1
>chink pulls out patas cuz he can't win
redbros......just EMBARASSING
I hope someone clipped that
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>>580871410
Not your obsession
>>580871687
Now this is what I'm talking about...
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>>580871687
You mean into Exe qt31.4 er
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>>580871952
@streamerGOD don't forget to clip this
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oh nonono redGAWDS...
>>
Amazing fail.
>>
trash are you in the mmv queue, it goes from 3/3 to 1/3
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stuck in a loading screen
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trish owns you
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I couldn't backstab a roll to save my life
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Can you guys unblock each other so we can get a game? Thanks.
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>>580872463
>terr is behind all those schizoposts
not surprising
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>>580872506
do you have TGA? there's a script to unbrick yourself so you don't have to alt f4
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whatever helps you sleep at night
if it is you then say so
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>>580872929
Unblock mush he did nothing wrong
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4gasm...
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>>580873098
Truth.
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terr it up mush it up yurm it up yuh yuh yuh
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>>580873098
Lies.
>>
unblock trishh
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unblock dantev
>>
unblock 76561199002456751
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unblock terr
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unblock creasy
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>>580871079
>>580871687
>>580872015
futa is gay
>>580872043
>this is canon
wow…
>>
If you are all doing coop seshs with seamless (a mod), might as well play a fresh run with reforged and see how far we progress. I would join.
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>>580874485
no
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no one is installing troonforged bro
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>>580872762
it’s actually super obvious in hindsight…
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>>580871079
>>580871687
>>580872015
futa is straight
>>580872043
>this is fanon
meh...
>>
What are some fun/strong/satisfying miracles I can grab early on in Elden Ring? Or even just ashes that work well with a faith build. I fall too often into just stacking buffs and spamming charged R2s.
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>>580874485
yes
>>580874968
no
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See if you can warp to the grace.
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>>580872802
No, because their troon table won't work with newer versions of CE
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>>580874485
no
>>580874968
yes
>>
game crashed
one sec
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mmv queue still going on?
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>>580875450
Yes
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>>580874970
the crucible horn and tail
a charged O,flame or Flame of frenzy once something is knocked down from the horn/tail

rejection around cliffsides

guranq's boulder around midgame
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>>580875582
ok will be there in 5 mins
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Gonna wait for the third.
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@oietroon
why did you not join back/rage quit
>>
kek
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>>580875941
>>580868316
>>580869590
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reggin
>>
oiepigg...
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@oie
cute !
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>>580876270
You can join back and I'll leave and invade if you're not going to
>>
you did activate df right?
>>
oiegod just won
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>>580876680
im also 1/3
>>
oie/3
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>>580864543
probably by a little more than an r1 so not really worth it. Unless its a multi hitting CR2
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>>580872929
Why do you have trish blocked?
>>
You'd think that a 2H halberd RR1would stagger it.
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>>580869513
True but you forgot >>580869503
>>580869742 >>580871145
>>580873408
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>>580831945
finally, the church of ****…
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>>580878716
Those dudes need to cool it with the mindless posting.
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>>580878716
>>580869513
they want so badly to believe this...
>>
Did nothing award
>>
LMAO
>>
the raped...
>>
two dudes running at you with dagger
welcome back ds3
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>>580878716
not so fast, theraped
>>
Not Elden Ring but
>invade Lothric Castle
>host has two phantoms
>hang back to let the enemies weaken them
>one of the phantoms dies
>host stops right where he is for a couple minutes
>go to investigate
>he's password summoning the phantom right back in the middle of the level
Biggest bitch move I've ever seen. I hate password summons so goddamn much
>>
>>580878837
>>580878837
>>580878716
There’s no helping him/them…
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not a single sote spell drop, sad
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>>580866443
I don't think he or anyone else cares at this point but sure
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you need to swap your weapon when you're against fast shit like sham or daggers
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is erg finally learning pvp?
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questline bricked...
>>580880805
but muh cosplay....
I'll swap if they get too cancer
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>>580880965
I'll do it later if I can.
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GG MMV Heolpi. I didn't not expected this to work lmao, there was also bit of lag. I was also hoping for shotgun crossbow but this bow works too. All new(old) weapons are fun.
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>>580880627
xhe and xher multiple personalities care
>>
new
>>580881213
>>580881213
>>
>>580872043
Why is cupcake topping terr?
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I guess I should port my fire build huh
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>>580837638
>>580837667
It is kind of amusing when he doesn't even try to hide it though. Same memespeak language and everything. Sad.
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>>580881461
That’s what they’re both into (specifically the latter)
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>>580880410
common host behaviour
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>>580881170
waow gg
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>>580811374
*elbow drops you*
Bitch
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>>580865406
If you say so…
>>
host I beg of ye
can we reset so I can port my fire build and match you guys lol
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>>580875056
true
>>580875220
false
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>>580881250
Death to early threads
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we love posting in this thread
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>>580883191
Ok
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>>580850318
Thats my assumption too
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>>580881758
cup "locktober" cake into topping? crazy
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>>580883551
I ended up lagging out and dc"ing during that invasion, I'm ready already lol
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>>580817501
Well…
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>>580883596
Sounds strange but they like to switch it up sometimes
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I panicked.
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SHIT ON THIS REDDITOR
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bro is over here taking a 5 year journey
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I don't know my way around this shithole
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let's just respawn at fourth floor or something
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>>580886591
scratch that, now we *have* to respawn at 4th floor bc the bridge is already moved
gonna have to tp or something
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>*the* Amirah
LOL, raped
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>>580880558
>>580882701
>>580883235
>>580883596
>>580884603
shut up reterrd
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>"fuck up your camera" the battle
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shit net fuck saved by running around like a rat and one shot builds
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>>580880269
>>580888439
shut up cocksucker
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>>580886272
Many such cases
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>>580867642
true true
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What a shitshow
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>>580889830
shut up reterrd
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>>580889562
what did you expect
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>>580868398
“Just go after the screenshot!!”’ like everyone doesn’t know he barely even plays anymore so pathetic
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>>580883241
based
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>>580891225
>>580892205
>>580891228
>>580892210
shut up reterrd
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^^^ the raped
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bad thread
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>>580892801
>>580892815
shut up reterrd



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