>I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK>MH WildsAscendance 1st Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMKYURp_A8Ascendance Reveal Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URrMx-2l_ekBoosted Action Overview Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50e68NwnzPsSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event Quests: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleUpdate Information: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.042.00.00.html/mhg/ Lobby Info: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg>MH Stories 3: Twisted ReflectionOfficial Website: https://www.monsterhunter.com/stories3/en-us/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2852190/Monster_Hunter_Stories_3_Twisted_Reflection/Additional Side Story Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEUZtuje14E>MH RiseRise on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1446780/MONSTER_HUNTER_RISE/Sunbreak on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1880360/Monster_Hunter_Rise_Sunbreak/General Info: https://pastebin.com/rewGysVq>MH WorldWorld on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/582010/Monster_Hunter_World/Iceborne on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1118010/Monster_Hunter_World_Iceborne/General Info: https://pastebin.com/PKeD8Smg>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY>Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/>Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ Wilds squad: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)Previous thread: >>580672225
gigginox > khezu
Seizing control of the hunt with the Boost Bracer!
Seize control of the voices with your meds!
I'm a COP KILLER
/our/ guy
From best OP image to worst.
>Run with SOS on>999 IS JOINING THE FIGHT!>400 META BUILD IS JOINING THE FIGHT!>LEVEL 50 SHITTER WHO DOESN'T UPGRADE ARMOR HAS JOINED THE FIGHT! AND REPLACED KAI!Please end my suffering.
How long until the chinese leaks start coming in again
>>580790448Depends purely whether the December patch that will add crossplay with the Switch will have any extra text strings or any other assets included by accident.
It would be nice if Lance didn't feel like either I am playing in piss baby mode where I actively have to try to get killed or completely fucking useless because guarding doesn't work against their status/AoE/nuke.
>>580790784No I think the pre-release leaks came in around the time they did the weapon showcase because some chinese news outlet was given their marketing schedule in advance and someone snitched
>>580791439i dont understand what you're bitching about to be honest, is this the housewife's malaise they speak about?>waah i'm so bored and unkillable>waah i'm so helpless and rapedfucking faggot lancer
I love huntresses
>>580789271give me the best MH wallpapers for phone and desktop right now or your palico dies in his sleep tonight
I can feel it, /mhg/ wont make it to the end of september.
>>580794716
>>580795156why can't open world monster hunter look like this
initiating ban purge................
lumu status
>>580794716https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3794765849https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3795299220https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3798281278You can prob crop these on wallpaper engine to work on phones but im lazy.
>>580795758deleted after the recent monkey melt
>>580795948>discord
>
>>580795727>r*ce screen capture>1024x640even for a joke that's insulting
>>580795948>Subscribe to downloadwhat the nigger is this bullshit yo
lose hope /mhg/
SA BOOSTO TODAY AND IT'S GONNA BE EPIC!!
>>580790001>>580796639This is why I am who I am and you are nothing
>>580797347Ichinose-san, please share a Japanese girl with me as we ride away from modern monhun.
Killscreens?
>>580797124thank you! that's on my ole'reliable steamdeck. I travel alot (I work in aviation) and a gay men laptop is too cumbersome so me and my deck (I nicknamed her mambodeck because I modded the shell blue and red) clock in many hours in Rise. Sometimes I stream directly to my pc but there was no internet out in the wilds so I played Ryze natively.
>>580799081uh oh @zetta !!!
ruh roh raggy the rildsie is relting
ascendance needs a new blagonga variant
>>580800390NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580800324Why me.. I'm not even involved in that fight.
>>580799081Did they poop all over her
>>580800390>Blangonga rare species: Demon from Hell Blangonga>Uses hellfireblight and moves pulled straight from scorned magna>Move speed restored to 2nd gen enrage levels
>>580800390a blackgonga would be nice.>Black fur, Red lips>50% more aggressive>Snorts magical snow to activate super rage mode>50% chance to run away if your armor is colored blue>Pretends to choke when you knock it down>Snowblast attack replaced by fireblast gun attack>Always trackable due to guild-attached beeping tracking device>Theme music is rap
>>580800620why is mhg obsessed with poop?
>previous and current thread turns into White Monke Madness speedrun while I was asleepNever change.>>580799413Killscreen.
>zenith blagonga
== very important post= ==current x3 blango rankingwhitelinkx 08:09zetta 8:15this ranking will define mhg's future. the general may end in ruin, or may be saved everyone is welcome to participate rules: no cats (it's a solo)no HH (not a real weapon) SEPH is not allowed to participate good luck evry1 ===very important post = =
>>580801649What about this guy? >>580780203
>>580802315no idea who this dindus is i thought it was the other guy lol..
>>580801649Stop mentioning my name you (insert your preferred insult here). Also that DB gentleman with 08:15 is not me. I only use GS, THE most HONEST weapon.
uh oh zetta melting
SnS is the most honest, this is objective. I only respect SnS, Hammer and Lance. GS depends on the game.
>>580803112haha, yeah, no. it's the baby weapon
Someone post a TAwiki 9/5 Blangonga 3 min or lower.
>>580803112SnS is anything but honest in Rise.
frenzied blangonga sub 30s
>>580803494rice doesnt have honest weapons
>>580803391they cheatmhg dont cheat that's the difference
>>580803609You mean>we suck ass and our cope is that /mhg/ totally doesn't cheat but they do because we suck so much ass
>>580803735your sub 8 blango proofves?
>>580803609Every TA runner cheats - thats the reality. People have been editing charms since 3rd gen. Its like roids in sports; everyones on em.
ryupoopi cheats doebait
this is the type of shit that makes people block you, dante
Doj is legit I can vouch for him
rise doges
>doj trying to take back the aggro now dante is back huh..
But which one is dante and which is doj
>Wildslost>Dojwon>Capcomlost>/mhg/lost>offset dojwon>discordwon>Dantelost>AyakoCummed on
mice? i hardly knew her
Kek how did you know it was me
Kek how did you know it was me doj is my least favorite doj
What weapon is gonna be tonight, bros?Place your bets/
didn't you know it was me, murakami the silk spinner?
>>580807923lance
>>580789891tgd (the other one)
we have 2 huntresses thats about to reach 999!
>>580807923>>580807956It'll be swaxe, they won't do SA and LS back to back.
>>580803609Freestyles cheat, TA rules tend not to because people can't resist formats where they're allowed to do more stuff and don't need to follow rulesIt still happens but it's much less common because it's much more noticeable and people actually care about the category
>>580808407you the guy that lost the bet last night?
Keep that knife away from my pillow cat
>>580808513No, last night I was actually pretty sure it'd be HBG, just to make me wait as long as possible to see weapons I care about.
dante >>580804002doj >>580804158
Kek how did you know it was meKek how did you know it was me! ! ! NEW RECORD ! ! !
999s now loading now loading ~~
>>580811340>1920x1080
>Have a friend that I've been trying to get into monster hunter> Dude keeps putting it off for other games and being busy> Give up on him trying it out and stop asking> While ago friend gets job at some outsourced game testing corp> In discord call with 'em yesterday and dude says he's been testing a game from a series I wanted him to try > Ask 'em to send a couple photos the next time he plays> Mfw this procrastinating mofo has been playtesting Ascendance for the last week and it's his first monster hunter game
>>580808391I just overwrote my save to get my ammo back
>>580811395Don't need a 4k monitor to see your ass cart.
>>580812057Get some leaks out of him
wives hoonts
>>580812397I love huntresses
>>580812057Guardian Mizutsune with a wylk burst after the tail slam will surely save milds
>MH Wilds Ascendance>takedowns will be a 3-minute cutscene with QTEs to satisfy casuals>wheelchair hunters, vitiligo hunters and Mtf trans character that belittles character for being "normal">the final boss will be a monster supremacist that wants to protect his land from hunters
>>580812057lol poor mizu got cummed onis he spraying cum out of his mouth too?
>>580812057probably fake+gaybut I do believe for these playtests that they actively seek out the most retarded people alive that'd justify them lobotomizing everything
In terms of power levels who is more powrful? doj or dante?
>>580812057holy leak batman @CAPCOM @RYOZO
WHERE'S MY WIFE IRIS!!!
is dante and vull dating?
>still no devil may cry collab how ? do you guys think we're getting capcom's Collab in ascendance?
>>580813530yes
>>580813337doj by far, dante is a rando newfag those come and go
>A million anti-pitfall trap monsters>Only anti-shocktrap monster is rajang in world>Pitfall trap takes longer to place down?
>>580813675What's your point?
>>580813232Fake leaks are usually wishful thinking cope or engagement baiting. Nobody's making a fake leak around something as mundane as a copypaste Mizutsune recolor
why is dante namedropping herself?
>>580813746Schizo as fuck . Also stop being obsessed
>>580813590is vull aware?
>>580813717What reason is there to craft pitfall traps when shocks are always better?
>>580813879He raped kuds so it's fine
I thought Kuds and vull are an item why did dante come into the picture? This is some bizarre love triangle kind of shit
>>580813879she plays dumb but yes
>>580814018
>>580814018>>580813997holy shit is this true?
I want to be raped by Ayako
>>580814082Is that dante proposing to anax and anax accepting? how did kuds take the news?
>>580814082OH NOO KUDS, KEKCHAIR NOW!!!
I prefer darkmessiah to be honest. doesn't smell of fresh wound.
just started playing wilds, how do you fix the polygon problem?
why is no one namedropping the general's girl next door astrid?
>>580812329Dude only talked on mostly announced mons plus a few returning monsters and a couple of the subs. One of which I had to imply cause he forgot it's name> Khezu > Tigrex > Fulminated Ajarakan > Wilted Lala Barina> Guardian Barioth> Guardian Mizutsune > Glavenus> ChameleosWill try askin him for a full list in a bit tho
>Only play multiplayer>I must be so garbage>1 month later>Oh everyone else is a shitter and I'm healing them and they won't heal themselvesWhy is everyone that plays multiplayer in Wilds a complete and total fucking moron? They can't even do the bare minimum? I 100% understand why people just solo in this game because 99% of the playerbase is complete and ABSOLUTE SHIT at the game. They don't upgrade armorThey don't upgrade weaponsThey wait to be carried They put on Manual Accept so that they can be carriedHonestly fuck 99% of this playerbase they are absolute shit for brains and need to go back to fucking Mario Sunshine or whatever the fuck.
>>580814365it's a featurecapcom will hardware ban you if you call it otherwise
>>580814365Alma has never looked HOTTER.
>>580814082kuds might be so devastated right now someone check on him and make sure he's not snuffing petrol to cope
>>580812057@FBI@CIA@NINTENDOSOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!
I think Astrid is beautiful and deserves to be loved
>>580814710>Guardian BariothThis is such wilds-brand stupidity it makes this credible
>>580814983>pov: wilds is fixed
>>580814710Wow this list is shit.100% confirmed CAPCOM is doing this.
ain't no way /mhg/ is the ground zero for Assdance leaks
New weapon just droppedhttps://youtu.be/6vn2FcgzLNc
>>580815089>>580815183ok i fixed, now i regret it
>>580815601AD. BUY IT
>>580814710Could you get him to take footage of one of the new monsters or recolors? Ideally an elder dragon getting ragdolled by an offset move.
>>580815551the control freak reddit tranny that tried to monopolize base wilds leaks by hanging out on chinese discords and passing stuff down third-hand got ostracized for being a child predator so process of elimination dictates it's either here, /v/ or gameFAQs
ok nevermind...
>>580816319ho.. hot
>>580815601Monster Hunter in the west was a mistake.
almost there,,,,
>>580814710>reheated iceborne leftovers mixed with recolors and a few scraps of reheated rise leftovers for good measureThis sounds exactly terrible enough to be real
>>580816319i miss this. was so much soul
capcom please...
>>580814710>Glavenuslol that explains Charge Blade
maximum overghouls
>>580814710Where's Valstrax
how come i never see aira in these erp poses? no kiss pics and no degenerate shit
>>580817658The men of this general can only pull off their crazy erp-ing with other men
>>580816468...999 ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!! omedetou !!
Do you want guard skill for SnS?
>>580818030no, only offensive guard. if you can't perfect guard it, then you should doj it
>>580817981okama! (=°~°=)
stop namedropping other people, deedub
>>580818030offensive guard. you get an instant atk buff if you parry anything with shoryugeki
i'm dided it
>>580818501based
>>580818635you look really hot in this picture dante
>>580812091Just wait for Z*xt and reach 999 with him.
>>580818462Cat sexo
>>580818635i love huntresses
This will be American's legacy on monster hunter as a franchise.
>>580818950what about your legacy though? i know a child is out of the picture.
>>580818635SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>580819038Then you know nothing
>>580818501Congratulations!Also, 1 HOUR TILL NEW WEAPON BOOSTER BREAKDOWN VIDEO!
How can I make it so the steam controller just uses the DualSense Layout since I've already had that configured
STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WEAPONS IN GAMES YOU DON'T SPECIFYFUCKING NIGGER
guard up
>>580818635How can one person make people absolutely lose their mind like this
>>580818635takes off my shirt with difficulty as the tight fit clothes cling to my sculpted obliques and winks at you while smirking waiting for your next gay move
Poornewfag here.Can i play wilds if i'm running an i5-4690 and RX 580 8GB?
>You're Out!>You're Out!>You're Out!
>>580819729no
>>580818635slowly waddle to you and caress your hair that's been kissed by blood watching my type 4 diabetes fingers twirl the strands into curls that looks like blood covered suns
>>580819786Can i at least play it with performance fix mods or something the like?
>>580818635walks towards you purring and brushes my fluffy tail on your legs
>>580814710>chameleos but no teostrahey, I doubt it
>>580819729why didn't ryozo come to church?
>>580818635puts both my hands on your neck watching my ghastly fingers wrap around the flesh covering your adam's apple and slowly tighten them i shed a tear as i watch your eyes water from the struggle and i slowly move thumbs into them and slowly push them into your eye socket creating a beautiful artwork of crimson that flows down your cheeks powdered with convenience store bought blush lifts you off your feet making the blood rain down unto my face
I don't remember how this game works
>>580818635*hugs you* :)
>>580819907my dead laptop had 3060 laptop and I got around 40-50 and near 60 with performance fix modthis vid says something like 30fps so if you don't mind that then yeah I guesshttps://youtu.be/SeDIotGKjdo
Lance bros its our turn https://youtu.be/LBjaAdXv4XQ?si=0EbKqPIy7SoTAmAK
>>580813961Nets can be made from spider webs earlier into the game and at generally greater abundance than thunderbugs can be acquired in the original few games. Once they let you farm thunderbugs it's basically just a secondary trap you use when you can't make more shock traps, or if you need to hit some obscure weak point that's usually out of reach for most weapons
>>580789271I genuinely have to idea how to defeat seltas queen with a gunlance, this piece of nigger shit has a bajitrillion recovery frames, i cant sheat in time, shielding is a trap against her and i do no fucking damage.Can a gunlance main tell me how am i suposed to win? Its actually imposible this weapons is so garbage.
they just want you to think the deserted island is deserted
AAAH NEW WEAPON SHOWCASE!
>>580808407
https://youtu.be/GVBVzD4rQ0k?si=iI4580licJ0M66ZB
YOOOO!!
I knew itMy lance is the lance that will pierce the heavens
>lance is the only one in a frilly dresslancels..
that... that's it....I guess Lance gods were already too strong
>>580823354holy boring ass weapon even with boostjust play GL at this point
why she look like scully from xfiles?
the easiest weapon in the game wasn't easy enough for ryozo apparently. I can see why he felt that way given how absurdly strong all the monsters are!
>>580823437>>580823492please explain to me how it's different from normal lance because all I see is the slap and some kind of rise thrust animations that are bigger
>>580823570Nothing, Lance gets more poke, so more like Lance's boost is just straight damage boost.
>>580823538I like how they made the charge, the thing you want it to stop fucking doing, take longer to perform
Portable 3rd or Freedom Unite?
switch axe is last weapon showcase
>>5808238103U better
dang
>>580822384block more unironically
lance main here since trii give up. there's no reason to keep playing this weapon.
>>580823928If you wanted your weapon to have more attacks, you didn't actually love it to begin witht. hamer
Lance was never a flashy weapon, you knew since the day it was added.This does make it stronger though.
>>580823570Charged counter is an offset and got the corkscrew jab air drillPoke finisher got more hits
>>580823807Anaxa wife
>>580823351They're madmen
>>580824041brother they didn't even give it a boosted block
>>580823865it will be hilarious if you're wrong three times in a row
>>580824198Why would it need a boosted block, it's already the strongest it's ever been.
>>580823921So she can get me with the spit? Fuck you nigger, i killed her but it took 22 fucking minutes, i cant believe how every single 4u monster got designed specifically to make lance and gunlance the most miserable experience posible.
>>580824198They already showed the boosted block for everyone in the first trailer didn't they
>>580824198What makes you think it doesn't?
>>580824273Lance does fine on Seltas Queen though, Red Khezu and Stygian Zinogre are the ones that are fucking miserable if you try to actually block anything.Her face and broken legs are the only things that take real damage iirc
>>580824454How am i suposed to evade her spit attack? The tiny little hop is not enough and the forward trust is too clunky to use it when needed.
>>580824068I think it also showed off anchor rage(MH Rise skill) at the end of the video.
>>580808878he wont see it coming
>>580824569Pivot and long backhop. Or just give up on guarding and go all in on evade, it gives the same amount of extra frames to sidesteps
>GL gets a fucking retarded SA-adjacent jump attack>the fucking Dragoon weapon doesn'tGL isn't fr*nch
im gonna say something controversialhow come people like the raths when they have all the qualities that people associate with shitmons
>>580824595The animation is just powerguard but the boost from blocking with it could last longer than just the immediate counterattack, maybe
Way too many gooner sets being featured in these Boost videos. Where's the cool male armors?
>>580824851Mascot privilege. Even if everyone is sick of them they'll always be in the game.
>>580824851>people like the rathsI can't speak on Rathian but we hate shittylos here
>>580823354I like it, this huntress be whacking like she's on a sugar rush
>>580823901Waiting for someone to revive the servers before I jump into that one
>>580824929what are "males"
>>580824851Anyone who says they like raths is lyingMAYBE silverlos if the rest of the game wasn't infested with the fucking things
>>580824929how do you know those aren't male armors with milds allowing tranvestism?
>>580824929t h i s
>>580824948rathian is worse than rathalosall of her attacks are dishonest body tackles"for this attack, i will now turn the air around me into a hitbox"thankfully she never does any damage
Is it just me or are these last batch of weapon showcases has been kind of underwhelming compared to the earlier ones?Wouldn't really be surprised if barely anything changes for LS since it could already do so much to begin with.
>>580824929>>580823365you seem to misunderstand, that is male armor made for males to be worn by males>>580825013it's not crossdressing if it's yours to begin with
>>580824851they're contractually forced to give them delicious hitzonesand Ryozo is a poser Hammer main, remember?
The offset followup looks like the guard charge animationBut that's the time you need to block the least so lol, unless you can do it even when the monster doesn't fall over
>>580825061Some weapons are getting insane new features while others are just getting slightly different moves (maybe this is compensated with way more damage?). It's inconsistent.
>>580825061LS will get Critical Juncture (Offset Edition) or Sakura Slash back and everyone will clapSwitch Axe will get some insane looking combo that takes an impractical amount of time and an offset in sword mode
>>580825157tell me more about the delicious life of using a hammer against metal raths head hzgranted I think they never should have changed diablos' head, but still
>>580824962
>>580825281AWOOOOOOOOOGA
>>580824965i liek rathian in 1st/2nd/3rd/4th gen. dont like rathalos and other variants of raths.
>>580825281Femboys
>>580825510
>>580825281Looks better than most of the tranny freaks posted here
>580825281>580825570GHOULISH
>>580825197interns get swapped every 45 days at capcom
>>580824929The lala barina set doesn't even have open cleavage, it's fake gooner
I killed seltas queen in 15 min now but this fucking bitch randomly does her insta stun spit attack and there is no way to tell when she is about to do it, it comes out of nowhere and i cant position myself because gl is the king of turtles.
Objective WAscendance Weapon Showcase Tier list.Feel free to agree or accept you are wrong
>bow in SExtremely gay and retarded.
>>580799081>This is why I am who I am a faggot?>>580800324no clue who that is
oh no no kek
>>580823354just play GL at this point
>>580826043Now i killed her in 14, the spit is the only thing that bothers me.
holy shit it's him
>>580827620kino...
https://x.com/aevanko/status/2099003118398931354/ourguy/ has spoken
Not gonna lie bros, I do miss wyrmstake blast
>>580812057>>580814710>actual reddit spacing>space after every meme arrow>dude>'em>dude>'em>dudeWe are really desperate for hype aren't we Shartcom
my hunter would fuck a mi'qote
>>580828682kek no one's even hyped for the leak too. All the replies are shitting on it and the 2 actual mildsies ITT just ignored it entirely to have transbian ERP
>>580813232I've playtested a couple of games via GBTN (Space Marine 2, an NFT battle royale slop made by Ubisoft, and a Counter Strike clone), and the people there were literal mouthbreathers who couldn't follow the most simple instructions.
>>580828515he's right but I thought everyone noticed that immediately when the game came out
Monster Hunter came to the west, and within a single entry, americans made it dark souls parry slop.
>>580828589aside from that moving guard full reload, I didn't even want all that other shit with baseline GL having such a useable movesetmaybe next ichynose title they'd remember it
>>580829283dos is parry slop?
>>580829432americans wish they started playing at dos
>>580829283monster hunter: journey to the west will make it worse
>>580829283if it was dark souls they would have made it harder. it's actually kingdom hearts 3 with a surface coat of dad of war
>>580829283by changing gunner aim to an ezmodo prototype focus mode, capcom themselves were actively courting the "call of duty audience"Ryozo wanted all this shit
wait does lao shun lung being in means we're gonna get fatalis.... again?
>>580824929didn't the male mitsu armor look cool in the hunting horn demo?
>>580829798>he got filtered by fataliskwab
>>580829880no they already gave us a pseudo fataliswhy would they do it again
Ryozo didn't "want" it. Ryozo's boss is Kenji, his father, and Kenji's boss are the shareholders. The shareholders want line to go up. The only way they know how to make line go up is "expand the audience".Let's stop attacking human beings who are no longer in control of their family company thanks to Jewmerican corporate politics, and instead target Jew shareholders such as those from JPMorgan Chase which owns about 17% of the company which is far more than what the Tsujimoto family owns.
Anyone up for some Worlo?Might make a lumu later
SA will get boosted trance slash (takes the exact same amount of time)
>>580830226The theme this time with the two energy colors in the logoblue/white seems to be man made, the guardian energyred seems to be nature/elder dragonwould not be surprised if we get TWO fatalis
>nobody joined
lance looks pretty coolhuh
>>580825570Cute S*z*
>>580830886Wish we got some aerial moves, but it's okay, more pokey.
It's simple, in World, LS was by far the most popular weapon and because LS was the parry/counter weapon in that game, the devs thought players love counter slop and gave it to every weapon. Simple as.
>>580831487And that's a good thing
The truth is, game was doomed from the moment they introduced style.Don't lie, you all played that just dodge style.
Odds - PragmataEvens - WildsZero - Granblue
why its so ugly
just got home lanceGAWDS. how are we feeling? watching the reveal now
>>580831775Piss5? Also low light quest.
Hunter King Doj log.Using hammer against triple Blangonga was uneventful. It's time to break out Swordo and Shieldo. I also got roar raped. Earplugs is a must. PS: Queen Aira owns this general
>>580830886yeah, I bet you love phallic objectsever stick one up your ass, Nash?
>>580830278Shut the fuck up Ryozo. Enjoy crawling through hot coals for saudi's once you bankrupt your daddy's company trying to push assdance over the next five years
>>580832373Only the Hunter King can cosplay as the sherriff of flavor town and get away with it
>>580828515>as it should since it's WildsSo spineless.
>>580829283Elden Ring's DLC actually doubled down on the base game's difficulty, don't compare Fromsoft to the disgrace that is Wilds.
>>580830226To get a version that's not a chinese bootleg, hopefully
there's no way hyper silver and gold are human made monsters
>>580834495What do you mean their hyper uper duber super instakill attacks are all fun and balanced (around ls valor parry, nothing else)
>>580833798ASCENDANCE is doubling down too, and it will get much higher reviews than shadow of the erdtree too because Capcom literally can't miss
POW
>>580832728>for saudisdoes he know?
>>580835326assdance will get shit reviews because wolverine finally made journos sick off shallow, handholdy power fantasies
sigh should armor set should i makeim bored
>>580836102Capcom spends millions of dollars on PR after MVCI got bludgeoned and destroyed a multi-million dollar esports circuit, they'll give it 10s across the board while the actual reviews just talk about how much they hated everything about it
>>580835326why did they give the second offset when you can already perfect guard? what is this gameplay design?
>>580836102explain everyone cocksucking ヌル武者 then
>>580823354>gave the GL the Lance's Cross-Slash/Shield Charge>gave the Lance the GL's downward slamwhat the fuck are they doing?
I'm scared, man.I mean, what if there is no MHXX HD+ trailer?
>>580836465Max said it was the best game he ever played
>>580837615last hunter in /mhg/ defending himself against ghouls and wraiths
>>580837757hes me
Is it ethical to hack in god rolls
>>580837881it is pointlessthere is nothing after getting the best gacha rolls
>>580837965what if people play mh for the gameplay and not the grind..
>>580838017that is not related to the gacha weaponsif you like the gameplay, you would enjoy the game with or without god rolls
>>580837965There is a whole world of hunting things that aren't that terribad Gog fight.
you def do not need best weapons to hunt tempered kut-ku
>>580838125AT monsters are designed around endgame weapons, enjoying the gameplay doesn't mean you enjoy taking 20 mins each hunt
>>580838253lol okay you are this posterI think you should kill yourself
>>580838341no im not any poster retard, i get it you hate milds and think all monsters are a joke but they are sponges
>>580838421there isn't a single sponge in wilds
>6 minute 14 seconds triple blangongaThat was easy
your proovfes?
Dont need proovfes because no one has posted proovfes so far only screenshots
stream a blangonga if you're so great
>>580836734Weapon incest
>>580839479
googoogaagaa
ghoulgonga
gunga ginga
ghouldaddy
>>580838460hunterpussy is soft as sponge
I blame World
I blame Tri
>>580839629>>580839735>>580839851>>580839863>>580840019
Not a good look for western monster hunter fans.What a genuine mistake.
>>580841239it's time for hunting game general
Solochuds genuinely think they're playing the real version of the game and not a castrated one where positioning is braindead and every defensive option is 100% consistent
solochads rule this general and are catered to by capcom. nobody wants to play with mentally ill homosexuals
catcucks don't count as sologods btwalso applies to dogtards and shakalakringelords
yeah..nobody
i never use cats, shakas or dogs because i want the monster to focus on ME, it's boring if i'm not constantly in danger
>>580841365Savage Omega proofvs multiretard?
>>580842105nobody cares about milds, get the fuck out of here
>>580842189Exemoth proofvs multiretard?
>>580842247nobody cares about monster hunter, get the fuck out of here
>>5808422964000% enrage Telos proofvs? no necromancy or tank armor
i play with female npcs
>>580842013Being the focus of attention is the safest thing you can be
>>580842708In Sunbreak, right?
why in the FUCK does every weapon in wilds have good defensive option or just straight up adept dodge for free and the insect glaive gets the strictest offset timings and a delay on it's regular roll?
>>580842818I dunno SA counter is a deathwish if you use it
JE
>>580842818It's a joke, but it won't be funny anymore if I explain it.
>>580842818It's toxic anti-adult design to NOT have lots of baked in survival options.
>>580842764yesand omega quest in wilds
>>580824929Masculinity has been deemed too 'icky
>>580842901sorry mon ami, je suis monte is old news, je entaille spirale ascendante
Bwahahaha. The lance moves are exactly as expected. Absolutely boring as shit.
>>580842901It's not 4U anymore. French people are cool now, you can't make fun of them.
>>580843186>je entaille spirale ascendanteHeh, I get it. Fuck you.
>>580843239>French people are cool nowson
>>580823807So beautiful
>>580843230you got the gunlance's full burst slam without the burst and your counter counters even harder now kek
remember comradeOUR wounds*pops every wound with bow*
i go out of my way to pop wounds before the weapons that get tangible rewards out of them can pop them, i fucking hate people.
>>580843186>red and bluewait a second...HOLY SHITIT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THIS ENTIRE TIME!
>>580843450It's all wet farts. The slam has an offset because they had to tick a box to give boosted offset to every weapons.Triple poke gets the cancers multi-hit from Gen. Shield charge gets... a guard point woah and the counter is a shitty gay shockwave ripped from frontier.The gameplay designers didn't even try and no matter how much the art team changed the animation, improved the sfx and sounds it is and always will be an absolute joke.
>>580843595you can just solo if you hate multiplayer elementswe both know you won't because you're shit at the game or have zero social interaction outside of bing bing wahoo
GU slowly becomes the core of every monhun? dats so bazed......
>>580843753>you can just solo if you hate multiplayer elementsno no, you misunderstand. i hate people and i go out of my way to piss people off. i used to carry small barrel bombs and throw them at people trying to strongarm counter or place sleeptoads randomly inside of the monster when people are wailing on it.i really hate monster hunter players and get a kick out of messing with people.
>>580843929you need therapy sis
>>580843929oh i thought you were an IG player seething about people doing it to you. in that case you are very based! carry on. I loved joining 20+ minute SoS in base World and if the host was afking at camp I'd immediately go triple cart his quest
>>580844046making people seethe in monster hunter is my therapy.>>580844058>oh i thought you were an IG player seething about people doing it to you.nah, fuck that guy. capcom is enabling me by making such a badly designed system, so its not my fault. >I loved joining 20+ minute SoS in base World and if the host was afking at camp I'd immediately go triple cart his questbased, fuck people that want freebies.
Ya know da rulez.. Ya flinch me ya get no heal. Can't move ey? better start prayin KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>580844160>making people seethe in monster hunter is my therapy.How hecking dare you dont you know monsta hunta is an epic wholesome chungus videogame!?!?!
>open like 2 of those assdance videos to laugh at anal fists>YT starts recommending official GU videos from 8 years ago
Do people here even play monster hunter, feel like you all just avatar fag and jerk off thread personalities
>>580841965GHOULS ARISEN
i want to see grigori and fatalis talk to each other. i think fatalis can talk, he just chooses not to.
fatalis is a stupid flying lizard
1/50
>FATALIS>OH EM GEE HE HATE HUMANITY>OH MA GOD HE HATES HUMAN>AIIIIIIIEEEEEE SENTIENCE ELDER DRAGON HE'S GONNA GET MY ASSwhoever started this trend needs rope
um are these people posting pictures of themselves playing the game even playing the game??
i saw fatalis lick his mouth with his tongue and my penis twitched. it's over for me.
>>580845539This is a trans friendly safe space, please do not say the word "rope" it's triggering.
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU
Pada!
>>580845539talking dragons are cool though and fatalis seems sapient.
No one cares about milds anymore we all will be playing the new WoW Forever.
>>580846813/mhg/ is 90% anti social retards that wont join the lumu and think playing solo forever gives them some sort of badge of honor
Relying on others...makes you weak
>>580847028>>580847028>>580847028>>580847028>>580847028
>>580847028No we play solo because our IQ is higher than room temperature and we don't derive any fun from the mario party equivalent of action games (multiplayer monster hunter)
>>580847028most of mhg don't join the lumu because of schizo retards and other flavors of mentally ill, most of them shitters tooyou're probably one of them
>>580847152VULL DONT LOOK!
>>580847028got em seething
My IQ is too big to be shackled to something as puny as a "friend"
Sigh....why is doj spamming Sasuke now ?
>>580847274>>580847380Playing alone is sad
>>580847856your existence is sad
>Lance gets a strong overhead slam in Boost mode>and it's a single move instead of a multi-hitting moveThank goodness.Exactly what I've wanted for years now. (See: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/419294719/#419380795 for one of my many, many older posts asking for this)Not only does the animation actually look heavy and powerful (unlike that limpdick cross slash that Adept and Sunbreak's riposte gets), it's actually a single animation (instead of that retarded cross slash two-part animation from Adept and Sunbreak's riposte has, so it won't suffer from the first hit accidentally flinching the monster and causing the second stronger hit to whiff because the hitzone you actually want to hit is no longer in the same place).Also, no new bullshit aerial moves too! It's all grounded. Hallelujah!A shame that this Lance is going to have Wilds as its baseline though. It means that at estimated 5/6ths of my hunts are still going to be spent traversing Wilds' 5 absolute trash maps (I'm assuming Ascendance is only getting 1 new large map). I really hope Ascendance has an endgame that allows you to save up investigations in special arenas like in Sunbreak, so that I could avoid needing to move around maps (like I did with Sunbreak to avoid its trash maps).
>>580847380>most of mhg don't join the lumu because of schizo retards and other flavors of mentally illyeah thats my reason. I play MH with my girlfriend and that's about it. I'm in no rush to have mentally ill trannies from /xivg/ """enhance""" my gaming experience. randoms aren't even human so there's no reason to engage with those either
I wanted to treat /mhg/ room as just another lobbybut when I join, people for some reason remember my name and start attempting to "start conversation"
>>580848154hey /v/tourist i think you're in the wrong tab?
>moshi moshi
>You're Out
>>580847951Ano you don't need to hunt alone
>>580848559esl
It's going to be the funniest thing ever if Wilds on Switch 2 ends up being the most optimized version of the game. Obviously, it's only gonna be 30fps for sure, but because they're setting a stable 30fps as their goal, that also means they have a more reasonable goal to obtain than the 60fps goals they had for PS5 and Xbox Series consoles. The Switch 2's limitations ironically allows them to dial back their greedy performance ambitions and make the game run more like MH3U on WiiU with 30fps and steady frame pacing as the goal.
>>580848878240p upscaled at 15fps
Namielle huntress
>>580848293No one talks in the squad lobby, lying nigger
>>580849067Wasn't my experience.
>>580849112YOU DONT EVEN OWN THE GAME YOU NEVER PLAYEDED MONSTER HUNTERFUCK OFF
>Lance got dumpstered onJust remove that garbage already.
No one talks in the lumu but people do talk in the discord
do we miss him?
>>580849356he was too weak in risebreak
>>580849063>>580849152what's the chances we have nami in ass dance
>>580849356the world version was kino but people complained about it too much
The world version was literally RNG bullshit and you're a complete mong if you think it was good
it was cool because everyone hated seeing him and it gave him iconic status but it's ok just remove everything with soul from all video games, thats how you end up with wilds where you dont remember shit about anything since everything is the exact same fucking retard
remember when people thought World Kirin was unfair bullshit?
>>580850132i don't remember that at all, i thought he was fair in everyones eyes
>>580847028No, I just hate all of you faggots and have actual friends to play with.
>>580850246lot of old posts how tempered kirin was bullshit back in HR World
>>580850691..he said, on 4chan
>>580839732Just don't use offsets if you don't like them
>>580851032ghoul of honor
>boosto>pokegreat additions
>>580851032
>>580849563honestly pretty high? It feels like they want Elders that are known to fuck with weather, and assuming every zone is gonna get at least on Elder then thats a pretty decent fit for Forest.
>>580851290You're talking to a retard who's spent literally hundreds of hours playing a game he hates.
>>580851749>implying he ever played itif he did we wouldn't probably spam the same 5 webms over and over while trying to hide the fact that they all happen right after a hunt starts (where the first offset is guaranteed to trigger the full knockdown)
>>580851749Offset Doj hasn't played a minute of Wilds.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/580052257/#q580150440I understand now
>>580851954stockholm syndrome
>console bundle>bundle with another game>reduced price at launchThey really want this to sell
>>580853258Yea but didnt the Shitch 2 stop selling. IIRC Nintendo had a terrible Holiday season last year.
>>580849510what the fuck? he can stunlock you in world?
>>580736367it's deadpawchivedotpw
>>580853692every strong roar monster can (this is majority of them in World)
Lancegods
>>580853692world has some funny things in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wom9Dp1sbho
>>580853514No?Nintendo still managed to get the fastest selling console ever title.Shit they’re probably a year out from passing Xbox and a few more from passing PS5It’s still selling unbelievably well
>>580855175>fastest sellingUh huh.
>>580855175>>580855223Yeah just looked it up and the sales slowed down after its huge launch with a 35% worse Holiday season vs the Shitch 1. Lol.
honestly i hate that the lore shifted toward borderline magic bullshit for flying island and artificial climates
>>580855471I feel like the setting comes a little too close to jumping the shark with literal monster cloning
>>580853258they told shareholders milds is going to outsell world so they're doing everything they can to make it happen. it's honestly pathetic.
Is the game worth coming back to?
>>580857503pumping
>>580857503is this a man
>>580855223Yes it literally has the record of fastest selling console ever out pacing even the original switch
>>580857632is ghoul
>>580857758In the US they’re a fair bit ahead of everyone else outside of the GBA, worldwide they completely ahead
Have hope /mhg/ soon /xivg/ will save you
>>580858758Iceborne didn't have a collab... neither will Assdance
>>580857503come back home white woman
I'd rather we die out than xivg infest us
Is it actually worth it to play MH1? First gen is the only one I haven't played but I'm not eager to experience the first game's material/money grind.
>>580859261PLEASE tell me she has a penis
au ra are supposed to be slim and fit, like sadie sink in the calvin klein ad
>>580859324Lite teel..
>>580856662even the EDW which faggots have argued about being canon or not since ever don't go as far
>>580859261Ghoulposters would really look at this and just say "no"
>>580856662yeah I'm not a fan of any of the guardian stuff I'm fine with implications of stuff but it has to be buried way in the background and not actually show up as focal plot points
all this update and still cant get stable 60
>>580859645the game is fixed chud
>>580859187unless you want to try multiplayer, play freedom 1 for psp, the PS2 controls are ass and it's the same content you just trade minegarde for a bonus farm at kokotoresource and money gathering have been more or less consistent from gen1 to 3the only exception i can think of is rath rubys since there's a separate ruby for azure/silver/pink/gold with even lower drop rates in gen 1, otherwise mostly the same
>>580859261crypt ID?
Well we know tonight's weapon is gonna be Switch Axe, because the only world where the weapon could be the finale is if they showed off a total rework.So place those bets, how bad is the showcase going to be?
imagine if LSs big reveal is the cuck circle
>>580859261I'd let her fuck me with her huge futa cock
>>580860094>boosted cuck circle holy
>>580859261holy...
>>580859261Wish pits in Wilds looked this delectable
>>580860007We've already seen Fuller Release Slash, and GL got our SWB, so we'll get Trance Slash or Demon Riot at best or we'll cuck CB and get Energy Blade
>>580859550Fat chance for Ascendance. Rathian is proof we are getting more and that they are breaching containment so they will probably be just as focal. And let's not forget the black goo of evil also coming to MH and being tied to them
>>580790001I really REALLY want to hope they wont fuck copper.
>>580860874of course they will, why would it happen any other way?
>>580860874we need a monke trio quest it also needs to be one of the hardest quests
>>580860860oh yeah the venom goo and shit like what looked like dreadqueen or apex guardian rathian do not bode well for that, but I don't expect much
>>580814710>> Khezu >> Tigrex>> Guardian Barioth>> Guardian Mizutsune>>mainline team Glavit's shit, thanks for nothing.
>>580860439that quality isn't achievable ingame, only with image-to-image ai
>>580861374No one cares that it's AI, it literally doesn't matter, only the end result matter.
>>580860721Or they delete the fucking thing and give us accel axe instead.More likely they just double down on the counter shit.
>>580861595the game never looks like this, that's what you should care about
>>580861752Hammer is already accel axe now, so I guess it's the latter
>>580861801Lmao, the future is literally AI graphics.
>>580861867maybe very distant futurern it takes minutes to get one frame to look like this
>>580849510>he was too weak in risebreakAlways been too weak on its own, this flying shitvern is all show but nothing behind to make challenging.
>>580823354>Gunlance slam>Rapid poke as if she's poking using a lightweight rapier instead of a lance made out of steel that's thrice as long as a regular dude and is just as thick as a dudets is inhumanely gay as fuck bruhi just can't believe how gay that shit is goddamn
til flash bombs have severely reduced ranged in smoke bomb
>>580861374Eh, too lazy to get back into that AI stuff. It's been years and I know everything's changed by now.
>>580862397main change is the GPU you need for good models tripled in price
>>580812057>>580814710Finally got a list out of him, will be sending momentarily.Though he was too much of a pussy and couldn't get 'em to send any videos
>>580814710I'm okay with this only because a Fulminated Ajarakan means there's a chance for an Ajarakan swaxe or CB
>>580861824Which is why it was the best showcase.That said, we still need a proper axe weapon as somehow we have two that can be axes and both are resounding failures.
>>580812057>>580814710>>580862619
>Boost Bracer just turns Lance into GunlanceGunlance bros...I don't feel so good...at least we still have shelling...*cough cough*
>>580864024Yeah so basically you're retarded
>>580864024First Title Update is supposedly Zinogre with the Metal Raths
>Qurupecobig if true
>>580864024>cum-propelled magnamaloI call bullshit
>>580864024>MagnamaloYES.>GuardianDon't care, gimme my tiger back!
>wilds veterans falling for the fake leakskek
>>580864395>fart cat become cum catvery fitting actuallyanyway i notice there's a ton of monsters that appeared in gen5 which lead me to believe this is real and capcom recycled modern assets as much as they could to cut corners, more than usual i mean
>>580864024>Guardian DeviljhoProbably the only thing that I can see legit happening as a big wall before fighting the final boss in Master Rank. All that other shit is fake EXCEPT maybe Nergigante and Tigrex since they're both so popular.
imagine a world where Tigrex was never conceived
>>580864024guardian deviljho doesn't make any sense>>580864119it turns gunlance into lance/switch axe/insect glaivethey're just homogenizing the weapons bc it's safe
>>580864024> Dumbass apparently can't remember the Lala subs name, says it was either "Withered" or "Wilted"> Just says it was missing the fur of the base version, and was more of a desaturated maroon/brown> Also uses bleed apparently
>>580865001Guardian Ebony Odogaron doesn't make sense and yet here we are.
>>580864024>Nerg and Legi without being a special variation>No special JinBullshit.
>>580865231fair enoughI just thought they would at least bring back seltas queen
>>580865116It's too bad they just showed a Lala Barina Lance with all the fur and colors
no diorexno buy
>>580864024>guardian qurupeco>guardian deviljho>guardians are immune to dung podsDevilish.
>>580864024base Nergi is so powerful he can face off against boosted hunters in MR
>>580865553His spines will only break from wound attacks if he's back
>>580865457guardian deviljho doesn't need to eat so it's the most docile monster in the game
>>580865770Guardian Arkveld didn't need to eat either and it did.
>>580864024Any idea if we'll be getting our own room to display our endemics/aquatics and shit?
>>580864024>>580865116NO TEO NO BUY
what's the deal with guardian monsters, why are they even in? they're just worse versions of the monsters
>>580864024They gave every the Elders a last stand gimmick or some shit> Lao was given some rage phase where it starts huffing dragon energy in it's mouth and gets a smidge faster. > Kushala doesn't sleep at low health anymore and instead does a "molt" so it gets all it's energy back to fight back stronger.> Chameleos fogs up the whole zone with poision gas, makes you have to chug antidotes > Jhen remains relatively unchanged supposedly> Nergigante does his AT spam slam when at low health > Gundoraja gets a thunder aura and works like teo tick damage> Oroshi does some almudron type shit and just makes giant ice walls to limit the player space
>unironically believing the "leak"Jesus the collective iq here doesn't even hit the triple digits
>>580866060Yes but it's super limited, about as big as the starter house in world but with a pond for the fish
>No Diablos>Not Even Monoblos>No Teo>Not Even Luna>No Deviljho>No TigrexHow do you fuck up this bad?
>>580866702it may be fake but i'm gonna pretend it's real
>>580866702i believe it, we're going to see in 2 days anyways if they show a new monster or at TGS
>>580866702I bet you think we aren't girls either
>>580866702you needed this for that conclusion?we got american and filipino in majority here
>>580866521this sounds like complete ass especially chameleos
>>580866739>3 Monoblos>11 Guardian Deviljho>8 TigrexIlliterate bro...
>>580812057>Capcom using people who's never played an over 20 years old franchise as their playtesterWell, that explains the quality and retardification of nuMH...
>>580866702I'd rather have fun "leak" discussions than the usual schizos shitting up the place again
>>580866971>believing the "leak"We all know they have none of those things to show and it's going to be even more disappointing than base Wilds' roster.
there's NO WAY we have micies shitmons in /our/ Wilds expansion
>>580867046it's common practice in gametesting because devs want also new players
>>580867189who's the schizos anon namedrop them!
>>580866732Damn. So we're just be getting the Babby's first apartment room.
>>580867195The leak's probably not real, but the post I responded to was acting like it is
>>580864616>Mildsissies>veterans
>>580867382well for starters
TOTAL MICE EXTERMINATIONSAY NO TO SUNBREAK SHITMONS
What do I think?
>>580867638The only schizo is the person keeping track of and posting a collage of random people and their last logins.
>>580867879you think we had better get that jacket as for the huntresses in G rank like we did for the old one
>>580867752NYOOOOOOOOOO *squeeks* *dies*
>>580868002nah we also have doj and ryukishi
>>580867879>cute short hair>braid to pull on during doggysyleno notes
>>580867879she looks way worse now
>>580867879it doesn't matter because it's in wilds
>>580868103don't talk ill of the dead
>>580868140the only correct answer
>>580867879hag
>>580868103>dojslowly becoming a ghoul, almost at the point of no return.>ryutotal ghoulification, 100% progression, unrecoverable, 0% humanity left.
portable 6th will bring back heat gauge
shant be playing, then
shall be playing
>>580867879What a downgrade...
>>580868627Mortable 6 isn't happening. Assdance's ending cutscene will be Ryozo in dogeza apologizing for killing the MH series and announcing the HD collection as a final send-off.
>>580868949>>580869018can I please talk to a person who is between these two
>>580869339i might be playing a few months after a few titles updates come out and I can get the expansion on sale
>>580869381thank you and I love you as a person but only in a straight male way.
>>580869517wanna come over and watch the game? I got a 12pack of stella
>stelladumb thirdie
>>580864024>Guardian Peco, Jho, Mag, BariothJust bring back the original monsters already
SA trailer today, surely?
>>580869683don't know what that is but coming over rn
>>580866702Who cares? it will get debunked in 3 days.
>>580870036I think so since LS is clearly last but I don't want you to lose your streak of guessing wrong so here's hoping
it won't get debunked it's real
am i real?
you are my ghoulyou are real
i am real. i accept it.
I voted for this
lumu status? player list?
ghouledghouls
I forgot you can't be offline for too long or your rental of Wilds stops working haha
>>580864024Those last two names next to Gundoraja sound so stupid I believe this list.
crypt status?
I don't really mind more Guardians because the entire Forbidden Lands is basically a massive research facility.
>>580873595why are you even offline forstop being autistic. nobody cares about you
>>580864024>QurupecoNice try. They're never bringing him back even as a guardian
>>580873691morlodance party inside rn
I hunted a lot lot of metal raths today
>>580864024>Flared Uth Dunaso you can fuck uth duna now what
>>580874353should have just cut your foreskin with a shank, would be more enjoyable
>>580873930i was offline because i was on the other side of the world (heh) for business, so i took my laptop with me.>stop being autistic. nobody cares about youcared enough to reply, fatty.
Nobody cares, stick to monster hunter or fuck off
>>580875412THE fatalis is in this thread?I hope he replies to me as well
>>580867879In my headcanon that red thing below the belt is her underwear
you cared nana nana
do not lose hope, /mhg/
I care, tell me everything sis
>>580876153IchinoGAWD
>>580876153ichighoul
What the heck is an offset?
>>580876696@doj
someone offset me back to 2004
>>580875412holy fucking manchild
>>580876696Refer to:
>>580845539>fatalis reads this thread>starts hating humanityIt's that simple
>>580877249What am I supposed to see? I already have trouble understanding the world tackle.
Wilds IG is an abortion and the most unfun and tedious it's ever been. I'm going to drop it since it doesn't seem like it's going to get better with the boost bullshit.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>580877421Why did they rape the jab? Why are speed bugs so slow? Why do I have to hold extra buttons to get a worse version of the dive? Why did they shove all of the MVs into the extract dump buzzsaw?We just don't know.
>>580877421nyoooo not our Y***r***
>>580877584>Why did they shove all of the MVs into the extract dump buzzsaw?this is what really ruins it for me. Fair it's now that ground combo spam instead of pure RSS but the only one move of that combo does damage while everything else is just there as filler.
>>580877584>Why did they rape the jab?This irritates me so much. It's so fucking slow and worthless now. >Why do I have to hold extra buttons to get a worse version of the dive?Because fuck you.>Why did they shove all of the MVs into the extract dump buzzsaw?Because the SA got the same treatment with FRS then they backpedaled and made the rest of the kit usable, but did not do the same with the IG so it's RSS spam or nothing.
>>580877421i dont get what they need "new" stuff so much
>>580877584>Why did they rape the jab?so that you can spent the time spamming DA MOVE>Why are speed bugs so slow?compensated by le chargeable kinsect>Why do I have to hold extra buttons to get a worse version of the dive?designed for PCheats, please understand>Why did they shove all of the MVs into the extract dump buzzsaw?capcom thinks spinning is cool so IG's top three moves are spin, spin, and big spin
>>580867879Awful. Cutting women's long hair off makes her look more like a little British boy. Luckily mods will fix him.
>>580878629>so that you can spent the time spamming DA MOVEi hate "da move"t.switch axe/insect glaive user
>>580879171Yeah, it's genuinely awful for SA. I already had da move, why did I need a second one to overshadow it and the basic moveset? Terrible.
>>580879171>>580879486you have to spam a big move now???I liked both weapons because you did ground combos
>hailstone rey dau
>>580879716You don't have to. And it's not like 98% of the game isn't easy enough for it to not matter. But the power balance is heavily in favor of those moves for both weapons.
>lol, just like, haha, just like...don't use FRS or RSS haha LOL...you like, le control the buttons you spam haha
>>580880114>>580880821What's an honest weapon I can spam a ground combo with?
>>580880992lance. poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
>>580880992sns
>>580880992HBG
Personally I think not pressing buttons you don't enjoy pressing is a sign of mental fortitude and maturity
Communism will win!
you forgot a comma after personally, retard
>>58086402422 new (to wilds) monsters seems pretty unrealistic, that's almost double iceborne's count.That said, the lineup is so bad and redundant that I can't help but think that this really is what clueless capcom would do
>>580880992In Wilds, there really isn't one. IG if you just ignore the buzzsaw is the closest. Shit offset, nerfed roll delay, worse bugs.
>>580881323No I just said it fast
I play both weapons and only use The Move when it feels appropriate which is not that often. RSS when buffs are about to run out and FRS when the monster is down. that's it. both IG and SA have been rebalanced such that you can do optimal dps without ever using those moves. I don't know if you people haven't played since release or if you are just intentionally ignorant.
I am mentally untouchable and as mature as they come, I play the lance but don't poke because it is beneath me. I just...block. My teammates take care of the monster for me. I do my part.
>>580881216So much this, I haven't pressed the "launch Milds" button in 7 months.
>>580881476Stream a single 9*5 Arkveld with the IG and only use RSS sparingly and kill it under 10 minutes.
remember kino?
>>580882108i played on my nintendo
>>580882108I'm too poor so I played it in my mind
>>580882108I'm replaying right now, about to kill Narwa and finally get my Surge Slash
>>580881476SDS spam isnt so different to tetraseal thing is that it's only SDS that does damage while everything else is just there to get the charge levels. I wish the reposition attacks would cover more ground as well.
>>580882108I spent 100 hours in the base rise demo
>>580881421>Shit offsetThere to make the GS offset window look even more gargantuan than it is.>nerfed roll delayfeature ;)>worse bugsuhhh..kinsect charge can't be too strong ;)
>>580882108I played with my penis while looking at fanart of the twins
>micie samefagging because someone said his game is shit
>doesn't know what samefag means
>>580882108never heard of her
>my eight phones are different posters ackshyually
>>580864024>Teostra left out>Jhen>Variants for every apex except JinUh huh.
>>580882108>>580882717>rice
>>580882907Jin is arenaslop they clearly gave up on midway through dev, they probably don't want to touch it anymore, or are saving it for a TU because it's arenaslop
>>580882907>>Teostra left outI mean, would you have predicted they'd put 2/3 Dos elders in World?
>>580864024>We're on the fake leaks stageHeh and you clowns keep shouting you ain't buying it
>>580883264The best and 2nd best CB players together. Nice.
grim
>>580879045So it's not just me. She looks like a chav twink to me. Just missing the adidas track suit lmao.
>>580883425Lol I just spam saed what
>>580881749arkveld is an ideal case for RSS because of his giant chain hitzones so RSS beats out SDS in that case. same with rey dau and gog. against other monsters RSS is not as good.>>580882436I do completely agree with this yeah. tetraseal sucked but at least the animation cancel was kind of fun. SDS has the same problem.
>>580881421What about SnS? Surely there's no supermove.
Weakest micies vs strongest wildtroon
this nigga is seriously constantly searching for disgusting mice vids to post here
>>580864024Let's see:12 monsters recycled from the previous HD games:>Khezu>Kirin>Kushala Daora>Chameleos>Tigrex>Barioth>Deviljho>Brachydios>Glavenus>Legiana>Nergigante>Magnamalo10 monsters who have not appeared in a HD game:>Monoblos (Identical to Diablos (was in World) in all games)>Lao Shan Lung (lmao)>Qurupeco >Agnaktor>Jhen Mohran (LMAO)>Arateka>Somult>Nasht Krna>Gundoraja>Emarti Rakas10 Recolors:>Guardian Rathian>Shrouded Nerscylla>Guardian Mizutsune>Withered Lala Barina>Flared Uth Duna>Hailstone Rey Dau>Fulminated Ajarakan>Mosaic Nu Udra>Venatic Xu Wu >Despot Arkveld
>>580883425>aira and vull>two best CB playerslmao
>>580884785suck on it deedub
>>580864852I have no proof or evidence whatsoever but I've had a gut feeling since early on that they're going to bring nergy back. Tigrex would be a boring choice but he would fit into the environments really well. Tigrex should be a monster who appears in low or high rank, him being in master only felt strange in Iceborne.
>>580884989Please don't involve me into your silly shitposting
>>580812057Bullshit but I believe it. I wouldn't be surprised to find that capcom playtested all their games on people who are new to the series because it helps to grow their potential player base or something. Would also explain why all difficulty in their recent games is fake and nonexistent.
>>580877421>>580877584>>580878629None of you french fucks are bitching about the real thing that makes the insect glaive a piece of shit.The fact that you have to hold buttons like an asshole while the monster is constantly moving, which makes you spam the target camera to even keep up with it. How the fuck are you supposed to hold B/Circle while also moving the camera? It feels fucking awkward as shit even with the claw.
>>580886180I mentioned that tho
>>580886330No, the having to spam the target camera to keep up with the monster while holding. That part is what feels really fucking bad.
>>580886180if they want to fix IG they have to first get rid of the buff management as whole. No one liked this in every game. No one ran anything but the buff extender bug till they removed it and now it's the double or whatever essence pickup bug.
but rise IG was goodeven if tetra seal is boring
>>580884190>recycled fromAnon, the mainline and portable games don't have overlap in terms of models or VFX, only raw skeletons (which is basically the same for all other-non returners from pre-World).>Khezu>Chameleos>Magnawould be in the grouping below and would essentially be brand new. Easiest example is picrel Zinogre, since in Rise he has huge outer-claws that aren't present in his stockier World model. Even the Stories games use different models, there's a mod for Sunbreak where you can up Malzeno's detail and all it does is use his stories3 model with his Sunbreak texture.
>>580884190>>580886948And another>tl;dr Rise models mean nothing for backporting into World/WildsAlso the easiest way to spot a fake leak, but I don't want to spoil the fun.
>>580886598Oh, yeah I hate that. Focus mode feels like dogshit with IG, and looks just as bad.
>>580886948I want to fight 2022-2023 while some joke music like the one from the mini uragaan plays
>>580886948>THUNDER WOLF WYVERN ZINOGRE>2 random street dogs>THUNDER WOLF WYVERN ZINOGRE
>Zinogre>Khezu
>>580887746you forgot master rank Lagi
>>580887342It really does, I think the weapon is honestly beyond repair until we see its next iteration.
>>580887856>fail the underwater sequence>he short-circuits your router
i hope they remove focus mode
>>580884190They need to stop recycling so much it gets annoying in this day an age where every single artist would murder to get a place in capcom.
portable 6th directed by Yasunori Ichinose will remove focus mode
focus mode is going nowhere and will be integrated into the natural movement options of your hunter in the next game. the focus mode button will now be the next gimmick's button.pandora's box has been opened
>>580888119I hope so. I already liked Rise more than World.
i just realized that i dont want to do the siege of lao shen or jhen mohran. i think im going to skip ascendance until after all the TUs are out.
they need to make hunter moveset all flashy because they know lung cancer siege is going to suck
>>580888068the recycling isnt the problem it was always a part of MH. The problem with the recycling is that they redo the models and everything every damn nu-MH game so instead of getting overall more it's just the same few things with barely anything new.
recycling is definitely a problem. monster hunter is COD tier slop. every monster hunter should have all new monsters and new skeletons for each of them.you're all just vermin and pigs that like buying the same game over and over and over and over so you can fight rathalos, rajang, zinogre on repeat.
>waah we want only new monsters>get mostly new monsters in Wilds>NOOOO THE GAME SUCKSok
the only good new monsters are rey dau (its just a slower astalos kek) and arkveld (who might as well be an astalos kek)
astalos is a dumb plastic toy monstie
dreamspell doko
I only play with expensive toys for big boys >:(
>>580888863*offsets your demand for actual quality*heh... nothing personnel
big boys only play rubber toys ikyyk
feeling rather ghoulish so I'm booting up wilds
>>580888863I fucking wish we got MH every 9 months like CoD. These 7 year dev cycles are terrible just to hate the bloated game and be stuck with it for years.
>>580888863>every monster hunter should have all new monsters and new skeletons for each of themErm, Capcom is only estimated to be worth 5.5 billion dollars, they're an indie company. You need to temper your expectations, you're asking for too much from poor Capcom.
>>580891017I'd pay 12 bucks a month for a live service MH. Do a great reset every 3 years compacting rank bloat and culling bad mons from the roster but other than that as long as you can keep an update rate every 3 months I'd be happy.
>>580891348if they do a live service MH ever again that isn't mobile slop just make seasons similar to every ARPG out there. They can just recycle frenzy/apex, querios and other shit as gimmick each season.
>HBG reveal in 40 seconds
^dumb
stfu and kys yourself boxy
>>580886180don't do that retard just use the new SDS keybind
>>580886180what does that have to do with the french
me and ghoulwife getting ready to play wilds
>>580890137Nuh uh he's the only cool monster in Sonbreaks.Him and G.Izuchi Seregios and Valstrax and Malzeno and Lunagaron. Those 6 carried the entire game on their backs. Maybe Gore Magala too.
>>580893290>me in the middle
And Magnamalo
Why did they nerf Nargacuga after gen 3?
why do brownoids flips larp as white blonde
>>580894607We larp as something we wish we had
aNd MaGnEmUlLaW
>pink shitting monkey>purple farting catMagnamalo is about as "cool" as Congalala
>>580894514Nargacuga peaks in Rise.
farting is cool actually
no it's not cool actually
Congalala is the most kino monster ever though
magna fight is cool but they will either ruin it for gamer dads or it will hard filter them even with all the imba shit
>>580893290too youngneed a woman whos luke 1.5 times my age
Oh boy time to perfect roll 5 elemental weapons. My favorite.
>>580894948Massive improvement from the World iteration but I'm still gonna remember him in his FU form.
>>580895386
>post yfw you haven't boughered milds, nor even pirated it and depending on the expansion might not even play itskipping a mainline MH game since FU, zamn
>>580896179Skipping a game I get but posting about it I don't. Most people in here seething about it played it and tried their best to enjoy it.If you don't even know what you're getting mad about then what's the point?
>>580896292spiting on that turd is fun
>>580896179i bought wilds on releasei upgraded my computer for wildsi will pre order assdancei will not buy retarded cosmetic dlc
>>580892824nta, what keybind are you talking about? did you mean the shortcut that you still have to hold a button for? because if so, i'm going to fucking cum on you.
>>580896292To be fair, focus mode is exactly as terrible and anti-MH as it sounds from shitposts
>>580896503boughted*
>spiting
>>580897401haunting a general of a game you don't play is pretty cringe... yikes
>>580898272monhun fans are buckbroken and will larp about being superior while having 500 hours in a game they hate.
>>580864024I like Jhenbut that's itwas hoping for red Tigga
Just remembered that Surge Slash is actually quite ass.
>>580898436I only have 100hrs in the game I hate thank you very much. I really didn't want to hate it though but it's just like skyrim you can polish a turd for so long but it'll always be a turd.
I never figured out the end game of Wilds. I kiled two AT and that was it? The 9star monsters are too strong, I dont understand how the artian grind works. I never did the "mmo" bosses.
Hardly knew her..
>The 9star monsters are too strongBehold! An oldgenner
i'm a sick fuck i like a quick hunt
>>580899175you're not supposed to play HR "endgame"but now that capcom think that's what people want, that same dogshit will be Assdance endgamethank, retards
>>580899328Not strong just annoying
kek
>>580844961THE STENCH IS PUSHING MEINTO THE CRYPT AGAINI FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY TEETH
>>580894902magnamalo is a raccoon but he could do with being less fat and taking out 1 or 2 design elementshe's basically a brachydios with one more color on him, people don't seem to have strong opinions about b. anymore though
>>580899570No. Too strong, I die. The normal Seregios is already too strong.
>>580899570yeah they're not strong or hard I just keep carting because they're annoyingnot annoyed though
not annoyed just annoying
>>580886180>target camerayou are bad at video games
What camera problems are you guys talking about?
>>580900353no u
>>580867879>zero hips>shoulders wider even without the coat>reprehensible haircut>greasy pig facethat's a man>>580900637>miceyou didn't play monster hunter
>>580900825>>580900825>>580900825
>>580899328Nah they die in like 3 mins.
>>580864024>Emirati Rajaswhat?
>>580896516do two stacks and then press triangle + circle to perform a charged SDSthe only reason now to hold circle is if you are preparing an offer or want to use diving wyvern right away
>>580902919attacks*offset*
