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they won't do their jobs.
PUNishment cup :)1433631914336319
McQueen flatjob
Why does Mcqueen have an extra fat option?
Chance took me here
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>580833720fatties have fatty options
>>580833720fatass horse loved eating. Oguri has an even fatter option
>>580833720she is one of the Iconic Fatties
Oh and why is McQueen like... the only flat Mejiro?
>>580833814comedic effect.
>>580833814aerodynamics
>>580833814it makes her more regal
>>580833720shes big and greedy
>>580809245Real previous : >>580809182
>>580809245Next baker thread number is #3329
>>580833814you need someone to take the flat bullet
shacute
>>580833720
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that a lot of people waited for this race, failed, and lost the run. I somewhat recall seeing マックEーン on twitter long ago which is what I assume what this is.
King Halo granting me the right to utterly fuck her throat silly!
>>580834037Not deliberately...
>the V thread won
>>580834078WE NEED A VILLAIN TO DEFEAT LOVCHEN
>retards using a V thread>>580833765>>580833765>>580833765
>>580834037You'd be right, there's only 2 Medium graded races during junior so it's easy to be super greedy
I like to imagine Makitanetannhauser says MAMBO the way Jinjoes say JINJO in BK, "whee!" included
>>580834152You should be able to find one Justin Chicago
What's a V?
I just wanna fucking use the first general linkedhow is that so hard concept to understand
i just realized that i have been consistently getting SS clanks in the last 40 clanks or soam i a big loopa boy now
>>580833954shacool
>>580834172you lost schizo give up
>the thread I made isn't being used>I'll call the other one a V thread to try and move people
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/y3B5F5https://jiggie.fun/y3B5F5
Damn, what a lineup.
>>580834228im still consistently making S+ because i can't hit any 3*s on my GGGPs
>>580834267aww pierrot is not running shuka sho?
>>580834345anon?
>>580834329Zero is where the center stands
>>580834234true!
>>580834378how can you mistranslate horse namesarent they in english even for the japanese
>>580834446not always. there's stuff like matikanefukukitaru or a straight up miswriting like daiyuusaku
>>580834446pierrot is a loanword from French and translates to clown in English, it's not wronghorse names are always katakana and have an official romanization, but the translator will be translating them, not just romanizing them
>>580834446It's fucking google translate my guy
>>580834528>>580834548the more you know...
Thread moves so slow, that Ruby fell asleep!
Rice just took my energy and gave me a normal skill?
5 borrows5 abandoned runsI fucking despise this scenario
>>580834658sleep is important for growing>>580834673villains do that, yeah
>>580834673this is what we call "agemasen" cardssometimes the final card events have two random options, good and bad oneyou got the bad one it is random
>>580834680Sounds like a you issue...
>>580834658it's better this way, I can resign and leave while she's dreaming of a better trainer anyway
>>580834658schizos took their meds and fell asleep
Three flatties...
I guess I’ll start my ace runs today but I won’t be happy about it.
>>580834720many cards have good and bad final events, but usually (and increasingly) it's just between +1 and +3 hintsagemasen cards specifically have a white skill on the bad option
>>580834758yeah next reset I'll just politely ask my cards to land on their facilities and light hello to show up
>>580834658anons are skipping the V thread
>>580834695sex with hagssags
>>580834113>>580834172>Topro, Ayabe, Mirako>now Rhein KraftSoon every single uma will be associated with V with schizos like you
>>580834853>sagsyeah they tend to do that
>>580834923only the packfiller umas
>>580834807Why didn't you do that from the start? Silly goose.
>>580834923schizo is a meaningless word when you use it against everyone who hates you (all of /uma/)
>>580809245For me its Mejiro Ardanhttps://exhentai.org/g/4187075/17914898f1/
>>580834853No thanks, men who are 30 are in demand with the younger generation
mambwos...
What the heck is this?
>>580834923my PRINCESS will NEVER be associated with him! She's too powerful
>>580835158Actually, Maruzensky is a young lady
>Curren just walked out of my trainer's office
>>580835198a bricked run
fusu
yooooooosh lets get yeppers head-on!!!!!>1st in HJF>1st in oka sho>1st in oaks>2nd in shuka sho
>>580835143Stop that.
>>580835198Your trainee basically said fuck you. Get a better training regiment.
>>580835243fake. no one would ever NTR falco.
>>580835203Even I have standards, I don't like uggos
>>580835019
>>580835243They were probably discussing races or something.
>>580835484why do you reply to yourself lol
>implying Kawakami is uglyshan't be getting a (You), promptly get booty raped by your step-dad then kys
>>580835457Why the fuck am I on the floor? Are they mugging me?
>>580835591Kawakami has risen in my rankins considerably. She's very cute and I hope she spooks me soon
>>580835626mugging you of your semen
>>580835589>Everyone that hates me is the same personSchizo calling the kettle schizo
if your oshi doesnt proc U****'s agp its safe from being *'s new avatar
>>580835243>go to trainer’s office for grand live meeting >Light Hello is wiping her mouth
>>580835683WTF!?
>>580835705How much Wit do I need
>>580835457why are there 2 turbo flatties mixed in with these monsters?
>>580835790at least 67
>>580835591I don’t really like her racing outfit desu but she is very cute!
What is this?
which flatty should i jerk it to
>>580835740Do women find blowjobs pleasurable?
which one?i got these with fucking speed stats...
>>580835842What is this?
>>580835902of course not
>>580835891tama
>>580835913Why did you even reroll in the first place
>>580835740this is kinda hot...
>>580835868I don't know
>>580835951Light Hello should have gone for a real quickie sex then.
>>580835457bari would never do anything evil
boy mares...
>>580835957fat fingered...
>>580836005She was just marking her territory. The main event happens later.
>>580835973falco............
>>580836007Boys aren't this erotic.
>>580835902the act, no. They like the fact that you praise them afterwards
>>580835902some women can actually cum from their throat
Smart Falcon cleaning her trainer off after he busts inside Light Hello
>>580834228Doesn't count if it's Top Cun.
>>580835902depends on the woman i thinkmy current gf hates giving them but my ex from 2 relationships ago kept looking for excuses to suck me dry to the point where i had to ask her to chill
>>580836142is your ex from 2 relatiosnhips ago single
>>580836132its spechud guwoie
>>580836085wrong
>>580836007This mare's boyish looks and autistic behaviour have won me over.
>>580835902if you have a big dick and a nice diet you can make a bitch addicted to your cockwomen have the mentality of a toddler so they love to suck on something that is fun and tasty
Ok so McQueen's +20% stam wasn't enough for me to do this with just a LB0 story Rice card. I really don't want to take 2 stam cards though. Should I just take her to Unity?
>>580836362yeah, unity is a much nicer scenario for stamina
>>580836362in unity you can borrow ssr riko and get more than enough stamina for a team trials uma (as long as you buy recoveries)
>>580836432I don't like the much lower cap for speed there though but I guess I'll have to for long umas only.
>>580836321forgot to mention gay men are even more vicious because they have a cock too and they understand how good you're feeling by getting your cock sucked so they will torture your cock for hours
>normalfags and girlfriend haversOUT OUT OUT
>>580836196pretty sure she recently started seeing someone else but she’s been through like 4 relationships since we separatedvery nice girl but also just an unbridled bundle of hormones, energy and libido so I couldn’t keep up and neither could the other dudes she dated i guess
>>580836470I've never had a girlfriend.
Hate getting decent sparks from ace runs because the affinity is all fucked
>>580836464well lets be real, you probably arent reaching the 1600 cap while also getting enough stamina with your deck. Stat effectiveness is also halved post 1200, so you arent actually missing out on as much speed as you might think.
>>580836470didgeridoo wouldn't say this.
>>580836470literally brush your teeth twice a day and you’ll struggle not to get a girlfriend
>>580836561It was 1301 last time I ran it and I did hit it a few times, but yeah probably not with a stam card in there.
>>580836470Just b urself, bro.
>>580836619Says the person either attractive in body or soul.
>>580836661The speed cap in Unity I mean.
>>580836515Sounds a lot nicer than it probably is in practice. Hope things go well for her and for you in your current relationship, anon
>>580836661>>580836752yeah with a stam card you'll have a harder time hitting that. Even if you do wildly overcap you could always just replace a speed card with something else.
Can the AGP ERPs here find true love
>trainer spent the whole night "discussing" the queen elizabeth CM with ramonu
>>580836470Finally, a kindled spirit I can relate with.
>>580836619would you date me heliosbwo?
>>580836860they can find a bullet
Frontbwos...
>>580836885It was a pretty heated discussion
>>580836956epipenis is good as ace? i thought it was parent mine material
>>580836860lust is a form of love so yeah, probably
my trainee gave me an ultimatum today saying she would give up being with me if i don't stop visiting /uma/. would you bros forgive me?
>People are still borrowing my shitty 9* stam parentWhat the fuck.
>>580836956I see Turbo carrying the Front
>>580837046skill issue, my trainee posts here too
>>580836716nah man i’m chopped as fuck and also a terminal autist/introvert, the only thing i have going for me is my height>>580836896depends, do you do squats?
>>580836956Rob Roy made the chart and that's all I need to know.
>>580837065People are still using my 9* wit for some reason
>>580837286Height does not matter if you are autistic. I know short kings that bag the most pussy
I love my german wife.
any umas you would be okay to see die?maybe shakur for me
Gonna be honest, how can people train and achieve stats like picrel? The best I could do is UD speed and SS wit
>>580837286i used to squat bwo but not anymore
>>580837420I want to have sex with this girl.
>>580837396good cards + good parents + good run
>>580837378Me too
>>580837396do you have those cards and sparks?
>>580837396he's running a full whale deck with great parents but if you are too and you cannot emulate then you simply need to learn how to play
>>580837420>pubesthank god
>>580837379rice showah (uma version) does not deserve to live
>>580837396Constant triple speed and double wit rainbows. Literally just getting lucky.
>>580837541What the fuck bro?
>>580837396The best growth to have in GL are power and wit growth, coincidentally Ryan has both
>>580837510>Sparksbarely, 12 stam>CardsYes, except Rob Roy and Sirius
>>580837418hmm… gonna be a tough sell then…
What did she mean by this
>>580837751She's usually quite possessive
when oguri's anime coming back
>>580836619I don't leave the house outside of going to work and the liquor store, so no amount of taking care of myself will lead to women being willing to date me
>>580837715hmm yeah you can probably do it on a high roll rob roy isnt that good. Basically, if by classic senior your run hasn't been constant wit/speed rainbows, you glue because you won't hit those stats
Can love bloom on the racecourse?
>>580834113>>580834172how the fuck am i supposed to know that?
>>580837065Are you the /uma/ Dober I follow?
just read the text that my trainer canceled our outing because he was "busy with work" but saw him riding with Vodka on her bike about five (5) minutes later
How do you respond to this?
>>580837941>my 8* dober is competing with a 9* /uma/ doberfuck
>>580837948Owned
>>580837987"I don't care. Get away from me, cunt."
>>580837948What if he's getting help from Vodka to ride a bike so he can get a licence and ride you anywhere you want?
>>580838030Vodka cums?
>>580837948>the cucked
>>580838039
>>580837891You weren't there for the previous thread, it's understandable.
is it a good idea to get unrestrained from suzuka card on fronts?
>>580838123eh, unrestrained is a very unreliable skill
>>580838121But i where.Now explain how should i know this stuff instead of being this petty
Trainer-san CM prep doko
>>580837729guh you said i only have to brush my teeth twice a day, you have high standards...
hmmmm....mambros?
>>580838192ctrl+f Kraft on the grays thread
>>580838257to get a girlfriend, yeahi’m a MAN
>gayabe
>>580837987Point her to the nearest racetrack.
>dotard
>>580838356You can tell that this is fake because Dotō would immediately jump to calling her a slur.
Why is Brian so popular?She is a menace who doesn't eat vegetables or calls her mom.She is no role model.
>>580838326Naruhodo
>>580838443>tfw you have a quarry to settle
xogwit wont give descent, can i make do without it?
>>580838504Sometimes you just have to go beast mode and let the wolf within you chew up the weaklings around you
>>580838326Where are people getting all these names from? I have anonymize on so if there's any tripfagging happening, I wouldn't know. Or something could've caught my filters.
>>580838348that's it i'm dating helios
>>580838504Because she is The Beast.
>>580838606schizos will be schizos
>>580838504she's just like me fr fr
>>580838504I heard Brian has a micromanko.
>>580838606From club doxxingAfter you get a name, you may connect some pattern recognition, and understand who's really behind.
who gives a shit
God I wish there were lessons that improve mood or cure status effects. Umas have a huge fetish for getting mood downs and migraines during senior year.
>>580838504she's really hot and cool and sexy and hot and awesome and hot and sexy and cool
>>580838820Just go for a quickie to improve their mood.
This da Tracen headmaster
She's really ugly and cringe and stinky and ugly and stupid and ugly and stinky and cringe
>>580838952buy cupcake and miracle cure
>>580839046pic related
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created.
>>580838902She's too erotic.
>>580838815Normally i wouldn'tBut this time OP failed to give real informations about the thread, missing the previous thread which was this: >>580809182
MAMBROS!
>>580838606The resident thread personality thinks he's being slick
Oguri == crap
>>580838902I was gonna say that her types aren't that big but upon further research >B83??? cyge really loves fat titties I guess
I think you should eat your vegetables
>>580839167retard schizo kys >>580833893 >>580833891 >>580833639
>Bashful ClockIs this what Falco calls her roommate?
Anyone got that Cheval and Rulership image, where ChevalTore picks Cheval between the two. It is cute
>tomorrow is monday
i told my trainee i needed to go to the toilet and she followed me all the way therewhat the fuck?
>>580839486stop using your phone on the toilet
>>580839431>actually shows real issues with the thread>MUH SCHIZO!!!
>>580839431bodied that freak
>>580839334Who else is around that size for reference?
Nevermind. I found it
Is this alright parent for XOG?>Med 2 (pog)>Guts 2 though
>>580839482https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>580839573https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles
>>580839573tachyon, brickey, curren chan
>>580839558stop posting, retard
>Got this air groove for sprint>noticed just now Sprint BI guess i'm retarded
>>580839573basically all the premium sized umas
>>580839756You are an imbecile, yes. However she likes that, please try again with proper sparks
>>580839625The people behind this design are gods
>>580838630uh no that would be OGURI KYAPPU
Would it still count for spring crown if my trainee runs Takarazuka in classic and rest in Senior year?
if your oshi is below B85 she has no umarights
>>580839990no
>>580839958My fuarking hero...
>Light Hello gives stam instead of GutsHere simple fix for grand live
>>580839482my last day at my current job… gonna do literally NOTHING all day tomorrow…
>>580840006What does it say about me if all the umas I actually like are at B80 or below.
>>580840006I'm not a nonce, so yeah duh
your uma can't be classified as an adult woman if she's flatter than urarait is what it is
>>580840101Based, I did more less nothing during the 3 months notice from my last job
>>580839958she is The Hog
Do I take risky business? I have kyoto racecource + 1 gold recov
>>580840204no
>>580840204yes she will be pine fine
>>580840165Urara is a thick little girl.
>>580840204We gamble here, boyo.
>>580840178yeah i’ve been phoning it in for the past 2 or so months after i signed the contract with the new place i’m going togreat place to be
>>580840336Best feeling, double so if your last boss was a giant piece of shit. Mine was, so I wasted tousands of project budgets by doing nothing
>>580840340Why has Suwako charm been censored?
>>580840471
>>580840340Why is Dober dressed in the costume of the slut of Gensokyo
>>580840471I am going to Tomakomai.
We need to find the person who designed Xoguri and beat them to death with hammers
>>580840570This your local idol?https://youtu.be/b6F0mKGm_vo
>>580840620along with the guy who designed this scenario, yeah
in photo studio modeif you set season to summer, umas will wear shorts/bloomer while training
>>580840165she's taller than urara though so it's all Pine Fine in the end
>>580840864kill smooch marry
>>580840238>>580840242>>580840308I got scared. Hopefully this is enough to reach finals..
>>580840840Very... smart...
>>580840864umama V and allen
>>580840645that just makes me like her even more.
>>580838504She has the bushiest umanko out there.
>>580840978tell me more
Thinking about long ear Umas? I'll show you something interesting. Every long ear Uma fall into two different categories. Rice Shower? Trauma. Narita Taishin? Mental illness. Aruvu? Trauma. Rob Roy? Mental Illness. Despite crashing out a lot, Ayabe is Trauma.
>>580841007
>>580840978Wrong
>>580841007huh…
I like my cute cat
Got incredibly unlucky and the 11 purple balls I was waiting on never came. Guess I'll just keep trying this exact setup until I get lucky.
>>580841007what about her?
Shiraoki-sama possessing Fuku mid sex.NTR or not NTR?
>>580841394Fucku would most likely enjoy it if not seek it out herself so I'd argue it's NTS.
so why did sloptuber vf say shake it out is bad when its cheap as fuck and combos with racing spirit stam?
>>580840645so everyone in Tomakomai is just a FAKE and a FRAUD? They aren't genuine in their actions? I'll just go ahead and spend my time somewhere else in Hokkaido then
>>580841341>fengshuil bullshittake a guess
>>580841394https://nhentai.net/g/493051/fucking shiraoki sama out of fuku and making her fall for my cock. Making it a FFM in the end.
>>580841394>4I'm so sorry for you
>>580841394why can't she manifest in a threesome like Sunday Silence does in the hot springs event?
Would you take her along to the fair?
Fuku is my wife.
>>580841717probably not, i can't afford it
>>580841693Because Shiraoki speaks through Fuku throughout her career.
>>580841717I would, yeah. I love my cute daughter
>>580841717She'll just get lost.
>>580841820but she's a goddess, she should be able to materialize a body if Cafe's friend can do it too
>>580841717There are things I want to say about this uma but I don't want to get banned again
>>580841693She only really shows up in dreams or when the person is unconscious like the bungee jump event
>>580841007Kawakami Princess? Bullied for doing her best
>>580841750Your wife is my wife.
>>580841948Trauma.
good morning
Stop talking about ghost sex and embrace Feng Shui.
Okay but I really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really reallyr eally really realylr eally really really relaly relaly reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>580842091Feng Shui can't blow me while I casually talk to Tazuna
>feng shit
>>580842031morning! (it's 1pm here)
>>580842031Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created
>>580842091why doesn't rickey have a feng shui tulpa/goddess friend? because she's a hack and a fraud
>>580841983I am you and you are me.
>>580842172same
>>580842217Tits too big
>>580841942wet dreams with Shiraoki-sama
>>580842207Fuku, you and me are one.
>>580842249sorry..
>wake up>still tired>feel smelly>eyes hurtan uma rape me last night I just know it
>>580842207Just another corner in the Arima Kinen without end
do you think anyone has ever bought this
>orangeshit thread
>>580842420Better than chestnuts though.
>>580842418No clue, but it has the cutest art from all the carat packages
morning
>>580842418ulala did clearly (dumbass)
>>580842418I've done it once a few times when I was low on cash (I was willing to spend on this game) but wanted to do dailies on a particular day.
>>580842502Morning bro
>>580842420
>>580842347Resting for +30 on weekends because of uma rape is rough.
Matikanefukukitaru
>>580841717she's the only kid uma who probably wouldn't throw a tantrum over anything and everything so yes.
Matikanetannhauser
>fellow burgers on the east coast are waking up>I'm still awake
Weird question but does anyone know what happened with jajamin?
>>580842420Dont say that...
Matikanefuckyoukitaru
i did not realize that my daily carats pass has expired for a week already
>>580842819I have an excuse that I work overnights as to why I'm going to go to bed soon
>>580810038If the uma sorter guy is still collecting
>>580842807cb propaganda turning good out of nowhere
sorry ameribros but the only american I tolerate is this one. and wonder acute. and no reason. and digitan. and grass wond
nandeyanen
>>580842863jajamin deez nuts in your mouth lol
>>580842885me too, can't be assed to renew it
Special Week
>>580842998dangerously BASED Freedom lover
>>580842998bro...?
>>580842931how to fix Mayano and ruin Brian
>>580843009
>>580843069who
I want to have sex
I'm going to buy like 10 of these.
would it be appropriate for me to self insert as katsuragi ace
>>580842998wtf did the condom passer ever do to you huh
this scenario fucking sucks holy shit. i've never been this sad, even during MANT
El a cute
>>580843231I'd like to self-insert into you
jesus Maru calm yourself we don't need rubber
>>580843305huh?
Do you need highlander if uphill is not on final spurt? But there is an uphill
>>580843270There were days where I woke up and felt like playing MANT. I have never felt like playing Grand Live.
>>580843069>>580843237I forgot to mention her as she didn't immediately cross my mind. I have nothing against The-chan
>>580843385No
>>580843231only if you're a shitter that gets beaten every time
>>580843385I honestly don't think Highlander works as intended if we're assuming mid-race. The speed reduction is based on the numerical value of your power stat, highlander doesn't change your power stat.
what is her actualy first nameEl?Condor?Pasa?
Hi there! I have a question.Here is my deck, also I have 30182 carats and 34 card tickets at the moment.At first - I am planning to pull on Ramonu banner.So, is it worth to pull on SuperCreek/CB banner? Like, for the future, even if I would not be able to get 3LB SuuperCreek?Or, is it better to hold until Maruzensky/NishinoFlower? Are they worth to pull?Also, is it worth to pull ancestors. At least until I get 0LB to not overspend carats but just to be able ho have borrow slot for some other cards I might need?
I saw Falcon's trainer walk out of a hotel with Light Hello and Riko. The hickies on his neck are so obvious, plus those other two looked like they could barely walk lol. Oh man, she looked soooo upset when I showed her the pictures and video lol
>>580843532Everyone calls her El
>>580843532El, she calls herself by her own name in career
>>580839017that's my onahole
ningen love
>>580843532She's the specific vulture named Pasa, but everyone calls her The
>>580843532>>580843571>>580843593imagine everyone referring to you as "The" lmfao
SOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Got my Xog ace done in a single run, time to jack off
>>580843532Passes, The Condor
>>580843330that anon was demonstrating that they are sexually attracted to Katsuragi Ace, and thus if you were to self-insert as her, they would like to fuck you.I am inclined to agree on the first statement.
Are ya sillius?
no i wanna self-insert as her trainer (female)
>>580843709SEKAI SAIKYOU DEEEEES
im finally down from my bloater trip i feel like poop on a stick i spent the last 5 hours milking to my favorite oshi wife uma and just climaxing on repeat until i was dry this was a mistake time to take a nap
>>580843510Maybe not then since i'm not a masochist
I find vanilla Ace's outfit too cringe, her Alt is way better desu
>>580843551>is it worth it to pull on Creek/CBThe issue is you have no copies of Creek right now because if you did you could simply ticket her up. Creek is strong (but not BiS) for another ~1.5 years, so she'd be very nice to have. If you are willing to spend money on selectors then I would roll 200 times on the Creek/CB banner and hope to get 1lb Creek so you can ticket her up to 3lb for about ~$20 come December. You should be able to still afford 200 Ramonu pulls after that, but double check with the carat calc to make sure.>Maru/Flower1lb maru is good enough considering your greater issues are stam and wit (getting 1lb CB would also help with that more)>ancestorsI have a stash of 175k carats and I'm still not pulling on that shit. It wants higher limit breaks and your current stash cant justify rolling on a card you will drop in 3 months. It'll suck but you'll have to borrow it. At least most people will be in the same spot as you, so it wont be as much of a competitive disadvantage as it might sound.
>>580843996>>580843551>200 Ramonu pullsMeant 400, obviously. My bad.
>>580843946
rape rape and umarape
>>580844221I cant keep falling for the propaganda of random front runners but I like Ace more every time I see her....
>>580843979true...
>>580844303buttered toast is great
speaking of acetime to listen to your quota of umasugihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o
>>580843979I like both but i do like her alt better as well
umanko fuck sex
ace on my face
>>580844351nah man you gotta put something else on there with the butterlike some crunchy sea salt at minimum
Luna is so cute, bros.
El is cute and my favorite from the golden generation
Aiieeee my danchou wants me to go outside and touch grass
>troona
>>580844594cb looks reaaaalllyy good in the new dress
which uma would you umarape
Rudolf should show her tits more
>>580844692At least it gives me an excuse to go and see a park I've been interested in for a while...
>>580844619she is fantastic, especially when paired with the other larper
>>580843979I like both a lot, but slightly prefer her OG because her showa era delinquent fashion with her name big on her back is so cool for me.....
>>580844692>touch grassQuite tempting indeed.
>>580844752only hugs and fugs
>troona!
engine in my factory
going to exercise for HER bros, it's time to pump some pushups
Fuck you too, I hate this fucking game
>>580844594i like invitation to grope type dresses
>>580844852i like the ultra girly soft blue blouse it's gap
>Sunday
why is grass like this
>>580844776>western artist
>>580845427sex kill sexsex sex sex
Ballroom eventPhdfjwosjxhs and Spe gets her 3rd alt
>>580845509Can I take her instead?
>>580845427smooch smooch killsmooch smooch marry
>>580845395retardhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/105671226
>>580845427No hags
>>580845587her name is phimosis
>>580845685sure dude, you can have the girlfailure trying too hard
>>580845740Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big
>>580845740backbreaking pose... sufficiently flat though and perfect surface to apply my tongue
>>580845587their barely interact in her career, it would be too ooc
>>580845707hag thread, hag website
>>580845740Too flat
>>580843996Um... so there would be no free selectors on 2nd anniversary? just paid ones?If I'm not able to get paid ones, is it still worth to pull on SuperCreek/CB? Like, I dunno, maybe uncap Super Creek with crystals only later. Guess I would be able to have 1 ssr crystal at that time.
>>580845732I'm a failurechaser, it's all good
>>580845995No
to chase success means to meet failures, for it is inevitable
>>580846185Is it not failure that makes success all the sweeter?
>>580846059there'll be one free SSR selector like with every anni and a $20 and $70 one (they come with paid carats). 3LB would be enough assuming you get to 1lb via pulling and then use two selectors. The issue is that pre 3lb she's really fucking annoying because of her 0 starting friendship. You could of course slowly ticket her up over multiple scenarios but obviously using a crystal on her means not having one in case you get unlucky with Ramonu or Pasa, which are both more important.
>>580810038
>>580837541You have an evil heart. But it is not too late to redeem yourself.
>>580846276right you are bwo, that's why i think we should introduce more acts of evilness to make it all the sweeter
>>580846113I respect a man who knows his type, even if I dont share his taste. I wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of failure.
Why should I wait for so long to get Blast Onepiece? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHBlsjudo2kwnehsisidb
>>580846525Failed gyaru
>>580846525taiki so good they made taiki2
>>580846352I will ONLY do random acts of kinda nice. Anything else and I have been replaced by the powers that be
>>580846639she's not that big
>>580846525This individual got caught by Blast Onepiece
ignoring xoguriare we in a pace or front meta?
>>580846539I'll never experience
>>580846764we have been in a front meta since the free wit bourbon came out
>>580839482I refined my TT umas after being lazy at 996k for 4 days and decided to finally break a million for the week, sitting comfy now.
>>580846539
I don't have a single ace done for cm19
Being bitten by both Windy and Turbo.
i have to stay alive until fillyplapsex comes to global
>>580846764fronts are in the cuckshed and all's right with the world
McQueen if she cat
>>580846671the powers that be were already determined by flow of river that is fate
>>580843551>So, is it worth to pull on SuperCreek/CB banner? Like, for the future, even if I would not be able to get 3LB SuuperCreek?It's a good value banner but it'll be hard for you to definitely get Creek to 3LB+ unless you're willing to use selectors as the other anon mentioned. We do get a free selector with the new scenario. CB is a good wit card even at 1Lb too.If you don't go for creek you will need to figure out what to do about a stam card eventually. Sounds of Earth is quite far away, and you can't borrow both Ancestors and Creek.>Or, is it better to hold until Maruzensky/NishinoFlower? Are they worth to pull?I wouldn't. Nishino flower wit doesn't really gain that much above 1LB, and you already have 1LB Maru. Extra Maru copies won't help your account much for what you'd spend.>Also, is it worth to pull ancestors. At least until I get 0LB to not overspend carats but just to be able ho have borrow slot for some other cards I might need?There's no real good answer for anyone here really. Pulling until you get a copy for the borrow slot is fine, but don't pull at all unless you are actually willing to go all the way to 200 for it.Might be better for your account to use those 200 pulls on something else, and just live with whatever the best stamina card you've got at the time.
Tomorrow is Monday
>>580847228Marvelous Monday?
>>580847228
>>580847096so true, evil Turbo. We must embrace both fury and serenity
>>580847096Is it not the duty of Man to rage against fate and take destiny into our own hands? Are we not born to cast off the shackles placed upon us by those around us? To surrender to that which is without is to lose sight of that which is within
double jet yapping a lot lately
new air groove just dropped
>>580847096Bad TurboGo run the Arima Kinen
>>580847589sex with every form of Air Groove, but especially this one
>>580847589what game
>>580847374life is misery
One of the greatest titles ever created.
>>580847589wuxia groove
>Danchou decided to raise the quota from 3 to 6 million dailyI hope I can get a club spot here next month because fuck that.
>>580847948yeah you can join our B+ clubs
>>5808479486 mill is silly for an A+ club
>>580847589holy thicc
>>580847948future mambwo...
>>580837379Seeking the Pearl. Absolutely disgusting design and character.
>>580848235You should go Seeking The Rope
>>580848235No one says this
I love my genius wife!
pakupaku-chan please don't fucking leave me here what the FUCK
>>580847948Probably half the B+ and B clubs have an open slot and they don't know it. There's nothing stopping you from joining one and taking it easy
>>580847736Aigis
>>580848534>doesnt even try to activate his pirated windows which would take 2 seconds>doesnt like ryanchecks out
>>580848534Brazil mentioned
>>580847948please join my b+ club
>>580848794
Do quota clubs have hard quotas that must be met daily or do they accept hitting the quota per average? I have days I hit 12+ million but also days I only hit 1 million because I am ace farming
>>580848940They usually do a week by week average
>>580848637Raian would be fixed if she simply didn't wear that fucking terrible race outfit she has, the same way I could fix that watermark by just activating windows. we're similar in that regard.
>>580848940They have monthly quotas. As long as you reach it they don't care.
cm19 stam test, will provide data703974977039749770397497
>>580848940My A+ club doesn't care as long as you hit your monthly quota
I think I should raise the quota after reading all these opinions
>>580848940the weekly quotas are usually there just for the first 2 weeks so they know which recruits to kick
>>580848940my b+ club has a quota of playing at all
>>580848940my club has a check for 10million on the 10th, and then 45million by the end of the month, between the deadlines the pace is whatever you want
>>580848582I'll enfure this bullshit for the next weeks until I get the A+ rewards. But I'm definitely leaving.
>>580849116https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NtofbGoUM1UkK6h4Ok49WboQ872505368725053687250536
>>580846525Need
>>580849489you still got two days to switch bwo
>>580849489leave now my club is going to fall down a rank
>>580849116not today one of my ex-danchos, not today.ps. you joined the wrong club....
>>580849579mambro...
The only good part of training for CM.
>>580849030can’t fix your indian heritage and rotten soul though
>>580847948Daily quota should be 5 borrows a day. That's itLet's say good deck (not Fan centered deck) get 600k, so it should be 3 milion daily
10 million a month would be great
>>580849523>slightly delayed nimble into angling>still losehrmmm...https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Yr5LBTrrKdfcpfPZwucsdsnv325516763255167632551676last
>>580849758
>>580849856okay lmfao hog also just got extremely lucky with thunderbolt step AND two of the refresh procs, annoying
>>580849906Wife...
holy early
>>580849758but i glue 4/5 of them
>>580850002oh damn, what a rare sight
>>580849856https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=kOdRfUJlRfC1Lp9qXj3oduw2thanks for coming
Cm19462815214628152146281521
never forget that day
tried out URA for open leaugereal anemic and the gimmicks too RNGUnity > MANT > Grand Live > URA so far for open leauge umasI predict GM will be better than Unity because of hint crystal and uma stan
>>580850268i wish this was me
>>580850378GL is good for front open league because TTL + concentration + angling just wins you games if you can fit it all
what the fuck do you mean theres no R card
>>580850268if i walk in the elevator will fall
>>580850574LOL
>>580850574open your wallet goyim
>>580850574Pay up gweilo
>>580850574h u m a n r i g h t s
>>580850574it's a group support, not pal
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could tease little boys with my violent body then have trainer handle me right in front of them
>>580850574don't tell me you've been using R light hello?
>>580850574And you need LB3 (iirc) oh her otherwise she's brick
>>580850669Humping you
>>580850698https://youtu.be/jRr3TO1ck2QIts not bad at all, main benefit is the +20 token snowball
>>580850669>violent body???
>>580850669Who hasn't thought this a few dozen times or so? Pretty normal.
>>580850574Because it's not rare to have an ancestor
>>580850758Submitting a humble request to indulge in the tyrants waki
>>580850669Yeah that sounds like something she'd do.
>>580850669least insane Mejiro maker
I want to fuck her umanko so bad.
I wish I was Silence Suzuka so I could run
I wish I was Tokai Teio so I could hyeeh
It's time for your hourly Rape Shower.
>>580810038LMAO https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/FzjNDU3xXkWgynDHVzoy
I wish I was Teio or Suzuka, just in general.
>>580851130Rice wouldn't rape...
Raping men?
>>580851195>>580851076>>580851007YWNBAU
I wish I was Kitasan Black so I could run without breaking my legs
I wish I were Currenchan so I could lie, steal from and manipulate others without regret.
isn't it too early for you guys to get all horny
>>580851195But that isn't Teio or Suzuka.
Reminder that trainers have rights.
which uma is the easiest to coerce into becoming my part-time sex slave?
>>580851327but I am Bobo
>>580851364
>>580851294Teio...
>>580851392>part-timefu
I have a BWC and wont ever go bald, umas for me?
>>580851392This retard
My feet in Tosen Jordan's mouth
>>580851525>wont ever go baldI wouldn't jinx myself like that if I were you
>>580850669>destroying children's hopeswhat a terrible person you are
>>580845289This is so cute!
>>580851610Both of my grandparents had good hair into their 80's not even Shiraoki could defeat me
>>580851525>t.V
>>580851704>4
rice touched me and told me no one would ever believe me
>>580851704your balls are full of microplastics you are not safe
>>580851672>>>/b/
I wish I were Marvelous Sunday so I could go full schizo and warp reality
>>580850669I wish you the worst
is festa good or bad or super bad?
>>580851610Why the fuck is she happy to be relaying that information to me
>>580851806sureeeeee. rice shower. the defenseless uma who can't even hurt an ant. **that** rice shower, ehem, "touched you"okay, buddy, something fantasizing about your trainee violating you
>>580851893Depends, do you think the odds are in your favor?
>>580851820Since when does fuku got all that
falanopsis ankle touching and umapyoi
I really fucking hate GL manthe stam is so fucking sparse, and I'm running 16* stam sparks
>>580851820Fuku with long hair...
>>580851893depends on which umas get you the hardest?
This is a trainer safe space rape is not a joke
>haha yeah me and my unreasonably thick coworker got blackout drunk at the karaoke bar>trainee’s mood goes up???
>>580852056Sorry anon but you need 18* stam That 2* stam difference is about 40 total stam, which will be the stam you need not to get anally raped by stinky natie in cm finals
I want a 9 star Long Uma.anyone got one?no one in my group has one...
>>580852131
>>580851893She's shit
>>580851925she's an ugly bastard chaser, of course.
>>580852241We reject boyumas
>>580846525You don't have to wait at all if you just play JP.
official nekomusumes just dropped
>>580852241sorry nakadashi festa but I gotta save up for granny acute.
>>580852438calstone…
>we reject boyumas
>>580852190>tfw only 8 longI suck at this parent thing...
>>580852541Calzone
NONE OF MY FUCKING SUPPORT CHAINS FINISHED ARE YOU KIDDING ME AHHHHHHHHHH
breasts in Japan the supreme racistspeechang
deserved for hogger
>>580851836not /c/?
ikuno..................dictus
>>580852934She's not that big...
>>580851162Tranny
>>580853121They drew her ugly
>>580853215that's just how she is
/uma/\Fun \____ > 94934344Join /Now /Arima Kino Long Firm
>>580853121ears WAY too big.
>>580852934
>>580853274>that anorexic
>>580853121make her skinnier
>>580851893She's luck reliant since you have to rely on favorite mechanics, which unless you are gimping her stats is impossible to reliably proc and even then, her skills aren't that great even when unfavoredI will still pull and use her, just don't expect to win anything
>>580851806I don't believe you
Doto with hair down!
>>580853210
The dreaded frontguri tech with pure heart as the 3rd recovery
>>580853315>22m leftmake it 5 hours so anons can join
>>580853635SEX SEX SEX SEX
Another one Doto!
danchou...
ples link carat planer
>>580852643>won 4/5 room matches so far and the loss was due to whiffing 2 recoveriesThis can't be who I'm entering into CM
When you apply Fusaichi Pandora Summer's Ulti animation to Meisho Doto, the program makes Doto look like she has fallen hair.
>>580853850Umacaratcalculator.com
>100 80 and 60 priority cards>all the priority songs>not one rainbow during URA finaleEbin
I should start making aces for this CM
>>580853978doto if she not evil
she just wants an excuse to hurt people
>>580853913>marked
>>580853635>>580853795>>580853978I saw these on xitter already
>>580853671>>580853315OkeyJoin /uma/ stupid long race in arima kino288585516 hours leftPut your dumb and autistic builds in there Spectators allowed28858551
>pls link me uma carat calculcator>umacaratcalculator.commambros...
>>580853642Genuine faggots, you are.
>>580854146I haven't made a single GL long uma, will do one in a bit to practice for arima cm and join later
>>580854146I will join! Ty bro
>>580853658Unfortunately frontguri didn't fly so good
umamusumepretty derbydoot doot da doot da doot doot doot
I miss Nu-Unity
Bratty Derby
>>580854143Yeah... i you see them all 3 in sec thereI need to wait between each post here... cringe...
>>580854426that frontguri player is too ahead of his time we can't do that yet in global
okay i think im retarded for asking this now but.do the cards matter at all to an uma?like if i use an SSR bakushin on Dober because that's the best speed card i have does it really matter?
>random mood
>>580854426Fronts only exist to be raped now. Anyone still playing fronts have mega sunk cost fallacy.
>12 hours thread lmao dead ass game lmao
>>580854475die
I really have to stop masturbating so much
>>580854773raping paama
>>580854723you should always use the best cards you have, you only use specific cards if you need a specific skillKSB is a front runner card and everyone still uses it for every uma because of how good it is
>>580854827>brat
>>580854775necrobumped thread
the current cards feel too weak for gl, anyone else feel like this? this shit is ass
>>580855109are the jannies on vacation or something
>>580854560Is there ever a CM where moxie becomes the xogger activator
>>5808551141600 speed was a mistake, nips were retarded when they argued for it and Cygays were even more retarded to listen to them.
>>580854723>do the cards matter at all to an uma?Card gives stats and skills, For you stats are better for now. i think yesBut later you will need have card specific decks for styles or cms. There is generalist cards that works with every uma, like Kitasan Black speed she is insane and her gold skill works on every uma. Or Ramonu Wit, she considered to be generalist card even though her skill works only for mediums, she's that good
2 stam 2 med on a fan run award
>>580809245Rhein is V's new avatar btwjust saying
>>580854723If that's the best card you have no it doesn't matter. You're short on cards so you don't have the luxury to worry about the incompatible skills the card gives you, this is also why the borrow slot is important for crucial skills that you need from a card that you don't have
with 1 wit card????
>>580855723it's a good wit card
>>580855268thanks, i also got one more question.i assume this is in relation to Growth rate (i don't know) if for example power is +0% do i just leave it as 1.06
>>580855630we know, and it's a shame.
renting breeding umamusume
>>580850669I wish Adan would finish her chain event.
>>580856112Isn't this just a euphemism for uma whores...
1M cum retention line soon
anons I'm trying to improve my current ace, she has 14% speed 8% stam 8% guts.Currently I am using 3 speed, 2 wit, LH. These being kita, tachyon and Ardan (gold recovery), and wit finemo + wit oguri (for hints and gold).Then I use 18 stam sparks, and so fat I have managed 1600 830 (+gold+white) 1100 600 1000.I have done around 30 runs already and honestly I have only got better stats once, and not by much, still bad due lack of cards finishing, so I was wondering if anyone has an idea to improve the build and be able to get better results, I'm trying to improve upon an already UF uma but I with xoger existing it's not even close to enough.
>>580855925power at 0% would be 1.00 power bonus
umankles
reminder the next thread should be #3329
>>580855268Ramonus skill works for both mile and medium, which are the the most common distances in the gamr
next thread should be fine
>>580856894God I just want to bend Akikawa over a table and make her drool
i’m about to get uppity
>>580847075I prefer Seiun Sky
>>580855723JP is a different game
These donkeys are your heroes?
>>580857245i'll get uppity yer butt
>>580857365The longer the ears, the more heroic they are
...
>>580856894She's a good dad
Stop looking at other girls.
>>580857365Rice HERO
>>580857301me as the seat
i only have eyes for kingu
>>580857301One of the worst characters ever created
>>580857641I think King halo would be fit for anal
you are getting UPPITYwoohooo up you go yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Be On Time
Only look at King.
>>580809245REMEMBER THAT NEXT BAKE IS #3329
>>580858032Thanks for reminding me, whore. I'll forgive you this time for your transgressions of having 35 spec prio.
>>580858249>>580858249>>580858249I'm baking early only to fix the mess this stupid retard left, formatted the OP toobwead
It's a new day!
>>580858020Quite possibly the most fun ever had.
>>580858107don't call me whore, bitch
>>580859045slut
>>580859045Whore
