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HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!! AAAUAUAUUGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIPPINS SEX!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>580833009suselle WILL be the good ending.the good ending will be a highly esotheric new game+ where you have to do the right things at the right time and just pull the right levers and switches at very specific times to get the ending that we didn't know about, but the mechanism to even know what to do will be revealed to us after we reach the end.much like how flowey resets the timeline to perfect the timeline.
>>580833009WORST ENDING: >Toby Fox came up with Suselle in the early 10's when he was younger, dumber, and hornier, but only recently included the element where Kris has a crush on one or both of the girls because he got into NTR between the fever dream and now.
Kill your TV.
>>580833184How did you come up with something way SCAIRIER than what I said
Imagine Spamtenna and Gote foids are the only people left talking about Deltarune after the shipping cuck drama warJust sad to think about
>>580833103hmmmmmmmI'm saving this and posting iiiiiiitNOW
>>580833267eh? are the gote people foids?
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks that suselle, seamvil, magichammer, kress, and corestrings are all going to end up being just the same dynamic but repeated 5 times for some reason
>>580833176>Susie uses Noelle for just the shelter codeToby is going to sweep that under the rug and pretend that's not a massive breach in trust and push the sloppa ahead isn't he? If so Noelle paralels the ''friends'' of numbersbo.
>>580833356
>>580833379were people in such a tizzy over the original pic that this had to be madeoh who am I kidding the "fandom" is full of kids who can't handle a joke of course they did
https://x.com/undertale_mus/status/2099053410654081471The museum features 3D exhibits—such as the "Toy Knife" and "Undyne's Helmet"—as well as dioramas.It is a museum designed for both viewing and hands-on enjoyment!
imagine playing the game and thinking you, the player, are kris and thinking that this shipping drama isn't going to be resolved eversame people who think kris is going to die at the end of the game and that kris is the antagonist
what if the dark world were real and the light world were fake
I am a smelly troon and I self-insert as Susie who gets all the bitches, you dumb retard
good morning
>>580833524Kris is the antagonist for being an entitled incel who won't even let us make them say that Suselle will work out.
>>580833507the guy who made this image is in on the joke and is making fun of the complainers
I am a non-smelly faggot and I self insert as Yellow because I'm a suicidal piece of shit, you lovely folks
i wish i could draw...
>>580833613There are probably people out there who genuinely think like this, and them thinking like that is a harrowing thought for me to think thoughts about them thinking like
>>580833762you can draw anon! i believe in you!
you cannot draw aged up susie ass she is still a minor at this moment in time wehhhhh wahhhhhhh im a poopshitter
Mother 3 had the decency to show you Claus and Hinawa before the disaster
I am a cute chubby weirdo and I self insert as Asgore because being the sigma underdog is romantic and only bad people dislike me, my loyal subjects
you know what mother 3 needs? Lucas falling in love with kumatora, but she falls in love with duster and Lucas has to hear them fuck whenever they rest in a hotel haha
>>580833340I can see the vision but I feel like it relies on Noelle Angel which probably isn't happening on the main route
Remember to take care of your flowers!
>>580834006Holy shit guys look a DELTATRAVELER dev everyone quick punt them with rocks!!!!!!
>>580833971Attempt 9 of asking tasquefag to rape me too
>>580834061wasn't that the fangame with the NTR-slop inn-room set-up?
>>580834198That's the joke, Jerry
>>580834039seth chomik...
>>580832967why is ralsei naked?
how to not want to kill yourself anymore google please for the love of god
>>580834245yeah, i'm not saying we should kill him, but maybe he shouldn't live.
>>580834163No you have to act retarded if you want my love. say dumfuck shit like ''hurpadurpa don't reply to my posts even if you can't tell who I am''>>580834198yo broski how it going today? recently finished manuscript of book 2 here. first draft. now im doing some content edits (additions msotly) then it's AI spellcheck, then last human spellcheck and we publishing. at this rate spooky month release woop woophbu?
I love fish
>>580834404>manuscriptyou handwrote it?
>>580833296fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaark dood......
>>580834320tomorrow is worth seeing
>>580834472Yeah my first book is also handwritten, I use AI to grammarcheck and I never let it do the final lookover. Editors cost like 3-5k and no way I'm paying that for something I can do in a month myself. I used AI for an old, old old version of my story but it lacks my genius touch and soul yknow? now I just use AI to waifu tasque.
Am I the only who got angry as fuck when Rudy died? Let us fucking scream and bitch about shipping than his stupid death ruining everything
>>580834641we don't know yet ifhe ''fell down'' the euphemism or he actually fell down. both is possible but... you know. If we get an undead darkner ala Gerson I'd love to see the Knight's reaction to that. would give us a ton of info.
>>580834445You love blue, don't you?
>>580834198Wait, what?I've never played Delta Traveler, is there actually a scene where Duster fucks Kumatora while Lucas listens?
>>580834597fucking eeeeewwwwwww is this tasquefag? cause if so kys
>>580834785>the inn-rooms are suspiciously always 2 for noelle and susie and one seperate room for you>the rooms are always next to eachother>the game then allows you to view both rooms.i wish this wasn't just a meme, but i recognize my pigs by their gait.
>>580833117Remember, there's a 3.5gb collection of all the whiteboard stuff as far back as july last yearhttps://gofile.io/d/rqYgKxYi
>>580834837
>>580833207God bless Spamton
the frantic tapping of noelle's hooves as you pin her down and start restraining her arms
>>580834962Thanks for making this, I'd realistically need this to sift through all the whiteboards and find all the stupid doodles I make without either saving or posting them for an end of year collage.
>>580835020Actually I would have shot Noelle with an arrow from a distance and let her bleed out before moving in to carve her
>>580834491everyday will be the same as the last
>Susiefags, Ralseifags, Berdlyfags, Cattifags, Jockingtonfags, Lancerfags and UTfags when they realize that Deltarune is doeslop
this thread supports gay NTR and we are yuri-allies for suselle.this statement has been fact-checked by true /utg/ patriots!
>>580834774It's too early manIt's too early to get *this* distracted
>>580835153>Deltarune is doeslopThe queen hasn't been important for 3 chapters straight...
>>580835417never forget to stay hydrated when correcting lesbians.
>>580835432I don't even like Noelle that much and I totally understand this guy. Please just have her show up in a dark world, man
fave just found out the artist that fave had been commissioning over the last several months is a downlow cunnyfag
sometimes I wish I was a lesbian
>>580835635do they do aqua art
>>580834445hope is humiliating and exhaustingthe soul is humiliating and exhaustingthe body is both but louderthey call it longing because it takes forever
>>580835635Just say he's a pedophile like a normal person
>>580835659Toby...
>>580835703he probably would if I asked unless he's afraid of getting yelled at
>>580835432also because she is stronger than Ralsei and his faggotry got too much in chapter 5. KRIS IS MEANT FOR BERD COCK
>>580835781comm an awesome aqua picture and post in the thread
>>580835776there's no wat in hell that he's a completely straight cis guy, nobody who lived in hussie's basement can be
imagine... Paula and Poo fucking each other behind Ness's back... and Jeff is the good gay boy who has no drama because he is gay... I will make a game about... and call it my DELTARUNE...
>>580835991If you were a real Tobyhead you know he'd ship Paula with his main man redeemed PorkyAnd also ship Ness with Porky
>>580836068you get it
>>580835763If I say pedophile that means youtube and twitch will demonetize my post so instead I will use childish euphemisms like 'diddy blud' and 'graped'
don't you think its weird that the knight has been after or ahead of you every step of the way, but never once has showed up in castle town?
>>580835134what makes you say that?
The Dragon Blazers II blog that keeps trying to make the games all about incestuous sexual abuse that Alphys reads sometimes is turning into a Freak Diaries blog that keeps trying to make the books all about incestuous sexual abuse and it's really annoying Alphys because as much as she hates their posts she needs more material to appropriate for her OTPP (one true pedo pairing) (the Dragon x her dad)
took and made took and made? more like pooped and shat pooped and shat
>>580815364>>580815519Well I recorded the asmr things a lot faster than I thought I would but I get the feeling those anons are sleeping. Plus I kinda sound like a fag, moreso than usual. So maybe I’ll hold off for now?
>>580836209classic trope of you doing all the work and the villain showing up last moment to ruin it, rinse and repeat
>>580836525Eggs come out of chicken buttsEggs are placeholder itemsEggs are Kris's poop theory
>>580836332Gerson wrote all that incestuous sexual abuse in his books too btw
>>580836209really makes you think why the knight doesn't pop a titan there. perhaps it'll be worse due the grand fountain being special.
>>580836602When Alvin writes Lord of the Hammer: Reboomed he'll continue the incestuous sexual abuse legacy and people will think there was some kind of real abuse going on in the family, but no, the Booms are just freaks.
Gerson skipped book six, because it's just worthless shipping slop
Gerson ran into a huge plot hole with book six and just killed himself when he couldn't think of a way around it
>>580836068A real real Tobyhead would know that Deltarune's story is based on a Mother 1 fanfic he wrote on Starmen.net that involved Pippi and Ana hooking up and Ninten joining Giegue's side in an entitled incel rage.
>>580837002Crocodile tears.
>>580837002she's going to die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>>580837059Oh yeah? What's the name of the Giegue soldier who recruited Ninten?
>>580836209Because Kris is controlling the Knight via their original soul in the Knight's body.See picrel. A cyan-eyed monster that mirrors Kris's movements, and is a deer in the code if a variable is disabled.Kris doesn't want to attack Castle Town because despite being a traitor, Kris has grown to care about their friends.
>>580836541>>580837219very flowey-tier.>if you ask me.i am working on ch6 theories as we speak.
New Deltarune what-if video:What if Kris didnt hate Noelle
this drawing just gets worse the more i do it
>>580837980i understand anon. it's ok, maybe you will manage to save this one but even if you can't there will be other drawings
FLOUR MAN FLOUR MANWITH HIS HEART IN THE GRAIN
I masturbated to those posts about FtM Battat sorry
>>580838285>FtMhurl
>>580833087PIPPINS SEX?"!
>>580838580PIPPINS SEX! PIPPINS SEX!!!!!!!
>>580838050yeah this isnt working There are too many things I don't grasp yet
>>580838781NTA but that's really good though, the hell is your problem? Like I dunno if it's one of those things where you only see the imperfections but that's a perfectly satisfactory sketch. I'd be proud if I drew that.
>>580838781I see the arms look a bit wonky but the body looks pretty good
>>580835753And yet there wouldn't be life worth living without either
>>580838781i genuinely think that looks good anon. what part do you dislike/are having trouble with? is it just the whole thing isn't turning out as envisioned? also to be frank your drawing kinda skirtmogs me those ruffles look quite good
I can usually get Undying to about half her hp, but it's like whenever I see those yellow arrows my brain just stops working. I also need to get better at the circling spears attack.
>>580833117Raly hot spring!
>>580839139he looks like he is in extreme pain
ok so what was up with that japanese guy's thread that got deleted?
>>580839139Proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed proceed
Coming home to find Asgore sprawled out atop our comforter staring at the ceiling due to an apparently quite difficult day at Flower King, so I immediately enter loving care mode and scoot up besides him to gently slide a hand under and up his shirt to start gently petting his stomach soothingly as he vents about everything that had stressed him out (I took the liberty of writing out small love confessions into his fur as my hand was hidden beneath the floral-printed cloth, though he didn't seem to notice I was actually writing things until the very end [I got quite lewd at one point so perhaps for the best]). Deliberating with Asgore about breaking the rule by loading my morning save so as to take us on a different route instead of the one that lead to us running over some metal debris and getting a full flat tire since it puts us out of both time and money unnecessarily and a mere two hours have passed since it was made, but eventually we begrudgingly decide to simply have it replaced since the entire point of our rule was to only abuse saves if someone's life were at stake rather than for personal gain (seeing a winning lottery ticket was only an hour's drive away yet choosing not to pursue it several months back strained the rule to the very edge it could handle, but we made it through that so this wasn't so bad). Going on a date with Asgore to this beautiful field of glowing blue flora in Waterfall as he excitedly sits me down besides him and demonstrates the properties of echo flowers by softly whispering how much it loved me into it before holding the bloom up so only I would be able to hear, which started a long chain where we'd each impart messages onto one before each swapping to engage in a full dialogue of romantic compliments that gradually deepen into quietly speaking our deepest feelings to one another (once we decided to continue our date elsewhere I begged him to try growing a few back home to hear him speak in that way to me whenever he was gone)
>>580838781>"yeah this isn't working">literally better than anything i will ever make in my life
please don't curse at me
>>580839257You do good asgorefag even if you're Romanian, you're one of the good ones
>>580839198Dont worry he is ok im just depciting the true ralsie toby fox is too afraid to show you>>580839241Proceed Proceed Proceed Proceed
>>580838781That's a nice dummy
fuck... all my deltafriends moved on to Metroid, Kirby and Megaman...
>>580839198That's why you don't pull off his hatHe's a smol guy
guys i'm dating this girl and she said i'm "naturally rapeable"am i fucked or am i fucked?
>>580839638I was excited to play Metroid Dread I downloaded the NSP and configured everything on the emulator nicely then turns out my controller is broken with an enormous unfixable stick drift so I gave up and cried
>>580839686Yes.
>>580832967Hooman!
>>580839435in the UTDRverse they're called Timesnewromanians and Moldbyggovans
>>580839686did she look like this while saying that?
>>580839686just dont ever ever ever dump her or she'll
>>580839849no but she also said i have little brother energy or something like that
>>580839435Shan't get me to admit where I hang my hat via correction that easily, tsk tsk
>>580839934>anon is dating dess
>>580840003i guess dess liked homestuck then
>>580840103dess was a vriska cosplayer
dess turned into the knight when she tried to take a sharpie bath
I think I hate the entire Deltarune fandom.
>>580840268visceral feeling that whoever drew this is underage
>>580840003>>580840103
I don't know if I'd prefer to be fucked in my chara cosplay or my vriska one, too many choices...
>>580839686Women who say this have been groomed and its sad, though I believe it's obvious to anyone with a brain
>>580840326This Asriel deserves to die
>>580840303Kris the incel cuck chudSusie the bull who always wins and has no flawsNoelle the gay baby who got manipulated by (You) in hecking weird heteronormative routeRalsei the other gay baby Our fuarking heroes...
>>580839686you may not be fucked but you may get fucked
>>580840438Asriel is a patient boy, you have no idea how bad she was to push him to this.
>>580840131actually i think she likes nepetahas her as her pfp
>>580840634your girlfriend is who i aim to be
ralsei being a titan makes more sense than ralsei being a tree/root but then, a titan should not have information about kris opening dark fountains.
ralsei is the prophecy itself trying to prevent itself from happening, thats why he has a big scarf like a bookmark
HOWWHAT THE FUCK???FOR YEARS I KEPT TELLING MYSELF I HAD NO SHOT OF DOING GENO UNDYNE IF I COULD BARELY BEAT HER IN NEUTRALTHIS SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE
>>580840824well done anon! you murderous fuck you
>>580840824>couldn't beat undying until 2026it's over for you, you're not finishing geno
>>580840903One down, two to go
I woke up oh so sick so I built a rotund boy in the uteegee minecraft server #arotundboy
>>580840824now nohit her
>>580833117In response to all the Mew Mew butthole postshttps://files.catbox.moe/yxt66i.png
Hugging and clinging onto Kris even when he really hates physical affection!
>>580841154I guess all those mew mew butthole posts finally paid off...
>>580841154ew why is she cisget this out of my face
>>580841154not going to draw her fetid and abhorrent butthole? ok ok ok ok nice work anon! now that is one appealing anus!
>>580841154lol
>>580841154Mew Mew's butthole (real)...9.78/10 would eat
>>580841154normal but
>>580841209she already had the surgery anon, we don't need to be discriminatory towards those who transition medically
>>580841331fair fair...
i got bored.
there's going to be a moment in the game when we're in the dark world. and we're alone. and then, kris's phone starts ringing.
>>580841509yo phone lingingyo phooone lingingbig boy come pick up yo phone
>>580841209Anon, she's possessing a fully female body.
>>580841737technically shes possessing a null body, unless alphys gave asgore an actual factual gooner statue
>>580841440cool
i think i should uninstall 4chan x, this is too much stimmy
>>580841440Wait, did you assemble this yourself?
>>580841509probably a call center, not worth answering
>>580841968not really. just throwing shit at the wall.there's people that believe the next dark world will simply be castle town.the two versions i gave up top are what i envision a pacifist route and a weird route to look like, but the aftermath of the battle will have the same effect on castle town.
>>580842056you will see i did it myself because the quality of the post is pretty shit.
>>580842095I like the visual
>>580841893I assume that the doll is null, but when it becomes a darkner, it has fully functioning human anatomy.
>>580842412what or who is null?apart for the german word for "zero"
fave spent a while drawing today, kris was there to welcome fave into bed and that made fave very happy, fave has been missing them all day, love krismas, love love love
>>580842224>>580842095I'm proud of you Kraut. I'm going to pin this >>580841440 right on the fridge >>580833117
>>580842583why the fuck would you lump me in with pippshitters.
battat pussy
>>580842758The anchor is for all ut/dr original creations, not just the pippins!
>>580842872i prefer to keep my "content" away from the ""content"" of pippshits.
>>580841154mew mew's utterly unremarkable butthole
>>580842516no genitaliajust smooth and flat, like a doll
>>580843218oh, i getcha.kinda like what people insanely imply kris to be.
>>580841893since she's a darkner and kris made the fountain, her genitalia depends on whatever kris imagines she hasso she canonically has a barbed cat cock
>>580843257Nah, Kris has a nulge.
al-Khwarizmi discovered the number 0 after trying to calculate how many Susellefags deserve to live
>>580843490this is a misconception, he discovered it after trying to calculate how many susellefags still existed after chapter 5
>>580843490>>580843559why is everyone nuking suselletopia.i thought we loved our hecking wholesome big chungus lesbian ship and only evil chud-ins hate it.
i wish i could FUCKING draw...
>>580841209What percent of Pinkfags are chasers who wouldnt care about her if Maddie was a girl ghost before posessing anything
>>580843739you can FUCKING draw anon! i believe in you!
i want to paint..........................
>>580843673from what i've seen no one actually likes suselle, there's just suselle haters and suselle hater haters
the floridians are chudins
>>580843930
Fave has a week to study and fave just discovered they missed half of the curriculum to bring to the examFave might be fucked
>>580843873come on, there's got to be people that like suselle.like faggots that self-insert into the shitty romance.plus: i don't think that if we ever get to fix the timeline, that suselle won't be cemented as completely canon in the good ending.and no: i don't think the normal pacifist route seems to be the good ending, since shit is going from bad to worse.
>>580844108>come on, there's got to be people that like suselle.Yeah, Toby Fox.
>>580844298>this big bitch just comes out of nowhere and crits the creature for 999 damage.
Jongler:
>>580843673Not once have you ever explained why you think /utg/ is full of unironic Susellefags, you just gibberish your way out of it if not outright going radio silent
>>580844108Only people that care about suselle are xitter deltaqueers lol
>>580844425Give him some credit, he's trying to improve. Even if he's being a bit of a tsundere about it.
Kriselle is boring hetslop. I dont care how much the artist lies to themselves that its tragic yuri, Kris is always in the role of a normal guy and Noelle is always the girl. Suselle is lowkey hetslop too because Noelle is always is the girl and Susie only acts like the guy, they arent ever written like lesbians. Noelle would never protect Susie the way Kris protects her, its completely unidirectional.Krusie is kino because they can be in either role or outside of it completely.
What is it with Catty and gel pens?
>>580844575>Anonslop
>>580834006Mother 3 if Itoi was a japanese man born in the 60s-70s
>>580844425what is there to explain?didn't deltaqueers pretend to gatekeep deltarune because its a "game for the gays"?i don't know about you, but suselle is pretty fucking gay.kriselle, krusie can be gay if you want it to be, because of the whole mystery box kris cock'nt.
>>580844425ironic susellefagging is still susellefagging
>>580834006>>580834061please explain what this is about i never played deltatraveller
>>580844762>word salad
posting best girl.
I wanna touch Kris!!! Even when he pushes me away I'll just touch and hold onto him even harder!!! Kris was made to be touched
>>580844108Genuinely, I think people only like it because it's the most heteronormative slop ever, but with lesbians instead.If you make the mistake of frequenting Tumblr, you'll see a lot of posts where people basically just pitch their story ideas that they're too lazy to write write themselves and like 90% of them are either standard straight romance tropes but with lesbians, or any sort of shuffle on the princess-knight-dragon dynamic (lesbians preferred but optional).Suselle is, of course, both of these. A bad boy sweeping away a good girl to a life of freedom from her oppressive authority figure (except the bad boy is a lesbian), and a dragon hooking up with a princess while the knight is a supportive thembo.Suselle has such a degree of categorical appeal to a certain audience that the quality doesn't even matter.
>>580845010>he>himyou did not understand Kris's character and your soul is rotten, may you grow up as a person
>>580845010dess...
>>580844575Kris is AFAB, though.
every single bad kris post misgenders them and every single good kris post genders them correctly, such is the way of krisposting
>>580845219>>580845080If you had any media literacy you'd realize Kris wants to be a boy by now
Kris vagina
>>580845026>its hetero but gaythis is so gibberish this could just as well be spamton speaking.>H EYHEYHEY!!!>DO YOU WANT Y<oUR [Hormuz] [Strait]? BUT [[Ho Ho Ho]] [[Mo' Sensual]]???
580845264this is a bad krispost
>>580845264xem*
>>580845264this is a good krispost
>>580845489You will never change the fact Kris canonically only uses they/them pronouns, all you can do is become a better person and accept it
>>580845302>end of Deltarune>SOUL is removed from Kris>Kris is finally able to speak normally>first words in the game that we hear"Guys, I've been trying to say this all week, but I think I'm going to identify as male and go by he/him pronouns from now on."
>>580845431That post makes perfect sense, even if you dont agree you have to be profoundly retarded to not grasp such a simple argument
>>580845779picture disqualifies your opinion.talk to the hand, dipshit.
I dreamed I had whole sheets of Pink and Ramb stickers to put on my Wii. One of the Ramb sheets was split up between masc and femme Ramb too, it was super cool. The Pink stickers had all her cute animations, like the enka performance and her little cartoon run
>>580843082rejoice shounen, you're being associated with better posters than you
I feel like chapter 5 made factionalism in the community worse than before
kris boobies in my mouf
>>580845950It was a pretty divisive chapter
Kris never uses any pronouns, other people decide to avoid engaging with Kris and use gender neutral terms that Kris doesnt correct them because his choices dont matter. Youre as bad as everyone else for putting words in Kris' mouth and deciding his pronouns.
>>580845934as the swedish proverb goes: tastes are like the ass - divided in two, but in your case we could debate tastes and you'd still lose objectively.
>>580845431I don't get what's hard to understand about that.Suselle is a lesbian pairing, but it has characteristics typical of really tired and tropey straight pairings.Those straight pairings aren't tired and tropey because they're straight, but because they're the same stories over and over again. And making them both girls is not a sufficient enough shakeup to the formula for most people here to be satisfied.
>>580846035Unlimited cope all for the sake of misgendering a character you supposedly are a fan of, over what? le culture war? your brain has been rotted to the core
Imagine if Chapter 6's Dark World took place in a nursery and that's where you can equip a pacifier to Ralsei
>switches immediately from unprompted suselle complaining to krisgender complainingCould they make it any more obvious?
>>580846181Krautsie is one of those aphantasia types that can’t grasp concepts like that because he only perceptually sees that both have vaginas
>>580845950People who cared about the story wanted a bigger focus on developing the main characters. People who care about fuzzy cwitter stimmies were happy the chapter wasted 90% of its time introducing and poorly developing a dozen gagshit characters we will never see again.
>>580846035i dont give a fuck but you know toby would not make a game like thishe went out of his way to correct napstablook being called a man a bunch of times even though no one cares about napstablook
>>580845950people who wanted to be spoonfed the story were unhappydeltarune's real fans enjoyed it
>>580845264trvke
>>580845264Is it misgendering if its not specified though
>>580846035Same type of person that says Suselle won't be canon because Toby is a secret chud:
>>580846334To be fair, them both having vaginas is seemingly the core appeal of the ship.
>>580845950>>580846356>>580846426I’ve seen this exact interaction fucking yesterday
>>580846297like most animals he doesn't have lips, so he would just be biting it
Guys I found the culprit
>>580846373If you asked toby about this shit he'd keep saying "skip" until you moved on
>>580846035This is the homosexual equivalent of straight men seeing Noelle as a non-lesbian because they want to fuck her.
>>580846181i don't get whats so hard to understand.homosexuality is when the partners are the same gender.there is 0% straight about suselle.what you refer to is a natural character formation between a submissive and a assertive.you can't erase the masculine even out of fagslop, because the butch is the reason so many lesbians suffer from domestic abuse.>you can't argue the faggot straight.
Honestly thinking about putting my Wii in a new pink aftermarket shell in anticipation of Mew Mew stickers coming out. I can theme the whole console after her. Or maybe yellow for Flowery!?
>>580846197>misgenderinglmao, you're retarded to the core
human, i remember you're batman
>>580846603Animals don't talk or cast healing magic or solemnly question their prophesied destiny either
>>580846691all Tobyverse characters are bisexual
>>580846751this game will continue to be woke and disappoint you. you should leave now if you respect your own time
>>580846903You couldn't even define "woke" you retard
>>580846654AHHHH I KNEW IT!!!! THAT STUPID BUCK!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Chapter 6 will have 2x the LGBT of Chapter 5
>>580847040This is because Carol has a penis Dess is transmasc and Rudy is bisexual
human... i remember your gelbooru searches...
>>580847040no wonder it'll be a tragic chapter.it doubles the gay and doubles the suffering OF gay people. (everyone is gay, especially you)
I like to put this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWQaTovHU8 in the background and pretend you're all hometown residents bitching with each other, it's like I'm playing deltarune in real life.
I don't care about Kris' consent of course I don't care about his pronouns
>>580846181So its like how fags complain that the yaoi fujos love isnt at all like any real gay relationship?
>>580847040I'm fine with it if we get a cool lesbian Darkner coupleWeirdly enough we haven't seen that combination yet, from what I can remember anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96DXwsLKEGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9rLKSPSPQg
>>580846990do you know a second word
> Why is Kris yellow? > He has no actual canon race, and you can imagine him as whatever race you want him to be!> So Kris is referred by they/them because he has no canon sex and it's up to you? > Erm, no, he's non-binary and believes in gender politics like me!Well would you look at that...
>>580846731You're not even disagreeing with my core point. You're just getting overly anal about the specific wording.I never called Suselle straight, I called it heteronormative and said that it uses straight romance tropes, which is pretty inarguable.
>>580847351baka
>>580847414posted it again award
If I weren't busy right now I'd read bad fanfiction and post some notable excerpts and my thoughts to the thread to bring everyone together
>>580847467what are gay romance tropes
>>580832967What did she show Kris?
I don't care anymore. I'm using gemini to summarize the threads.
>>580847503i love you
kris is male in game but female in my porn
>>580847353>See, Raly? Doesn't it feel nice to come out to everyone?>It did... until you started patronizing me like I'm a toddler.
kris is nonbinary in game but i can not accept this for epstein has told me lgbt is evil and trump was right
noel's long thin cervine penis
>>580847040LGBTP*
the FRIEND reveal will be us turning a light on to reveal harmless kitty cats that scurry away
Asgores job before Dess disappeared was staking out local gloryholes and arresting any gays he had sex with
>>580847857lesbian... gay... bisexual... twilight princess... *nods in agreement*
Kris is drawn male but with a fat female ass and that’s delish
>>580847991Based.
Mewmew’s plump and rosy butthole~
>>580848078>Kris is drawn male mental illness
Kris is Asian and should be drawn with a flat ass. Drawing Kris with a fat ass is racist whitewashing.
i wish i could eat mewmew ass...
What the fuck can ERAM be that (s)he’s an equivalent or a higher tier than a titan
annoying dog when pleasant cat walks in
>>580848146My Kris koom folder is canon
>>580848262>(s)he’s They don't use either of those pronouns in game
>>580847531I don't think gay people have really had as much time in the spotlight to have a solidified canon of tropes.But enemies/rivals to lovers, self-discovery/uncloseting, and a disapproving society are either very often gay or even primarily gay.Huge age gaps and slow burns also seem more common in gay romances than in straight ones, but I don't have empirical evidence to back that up, just the vibe I get.
>>580848093Mew Mew's soft and crinkly Rearz Princess Pinks
>>580848093
what if pedophilia has only been so demonized because epstein made it so because if it did become more accepted then his blackmail wouldn't be nearly as potent and the evil ass lolita express group chat would fall apartsaid carol in the evil ass bunker group chat completely unprompted
>>580848372cry about it on tumblr
>>580848372Eram is a they (girl)(male) to me
>>580848375Those tropes all kind of suck. Some like enemies to lovers is just a cliche of most teenage girl writing. Let the dykes borrow the Ponyboy trope or whatever Susie is called.
>>580848923hnnggh she's such plapbait wobblemeat pornfoid
>>580848520Tenna said the same thing about homosexuality once and is kind of bitter he had to secretly go through rough trade in his day.
Do Kris' lips taste like apples, too?
>>580848830I think there's nothing wrong with tropes, but it all comes down to how it's executed, which sort of brings me back to my original point.I don't think Suselle is a very well-done executed version of the tropes it uses.There's just a very vocal contingent of people who love it when standard straight tropes are used for lesbians or somehow inverted or twisted.
Something truly amazing has just come to meVoiced Battat pornhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-nj2E0erErEjwNSmvBh5ISKjZpAeQhFY/view
>>580849194>posting your shitty edit againhow about making original art?
flowery yandere
i lack the words to describe just how vile and retarded the fandom is outside of this place nowadays
>>580849540>"outside of this place"lol
Why isn't Asriel/Noelle more popular?
>>580849540This place is hell on earth I only stay to hornypost
>>580849616this place is a complete nothingburger
>>580849540"fandoms" in general are just pilled up tweens and retarded women. nothing of value can be extracted from them.
>>580849616Everything outside of this general is a prison, prison!We're the only ones who are free, free!
>>580849154>There's just a very vocal contingent of people who love it when standard straight tropes are [somehow inverted or twisted.]Isn’t that what people call millennial writing (for some reason)
>>580848518post full
>>580849540
>>580849798Big Bro Flowery I need you to give me a paizuri or I am going to die, please fulfill my dream
>>580849656basically no canonical interaction with each other and general ick factor from older male/younger female
>>580849791doing that to proshippers is based doe
>>580849765When I think of millennial writing, I usually think of irony-poisoned, "Erm, well that just happened!", kind of shit.
I’m tired of the fake needle cookie story
>>580849864y... yoroshi-chlorophyll
>>580849942Hi, what's wrong with you?
Time for bed.
pfpffttphththathappthtphathathapthtphtphtppapthpthpthpthpthpthpatahatahpthpthtphtpptthfff
>>580832967silly naked
And then Asriel from Deltarune kissed Temmie from Deltarune
>>580849901I mean would it really be any worse than the kind of things people typically speculate about here? Besides, it's not like there's no history between the two.
>>580850203pretty much every other ship that gets talked about lacks at least one of those two things
SOHELIVEDTHE
>>580850004ヨロシクロロフィル!
sometimes i wonder if anything i made for others ever meant anything to them. i wonder if i ever mean anything to them
i just woke up
shower ManShower manwith his Soapin His hand
>>580847467>faggotry is heteronormativeand yet we have to hear a reason why you even think so.
do you guys notice when I'm not here. do my posts make you laugh and smile and lol
>>580850594So it falls...
Asirel never existDess never existedThere is no world outside of hometownEveryone is a gonerAll their memories are fake and implanted
>>580850594What is soap?
>>580850361This line hits even harder when you consider how precious life is to the flowers. Flowery didn't have much time, but he lived so thoroughly in that time that we can say "so he lived," "this was his purpose," "this is what he believed"
>>580850112dumb purple
>>580850723gay
>>580850819A salt created from fatty acids and oil typically in the form of a solid brick or liquid and used for cleaning purposes
krih vessel
I'm sure I will get to appreciate chapter 5 once the game is done, but right now I can't.
>>580850361フラワーマン フラワーマン土の奥へ根を張り世界を見る空に高く 注ぐ光 浴びて日々は続いてゆくフラワーズ
>>580851150GARASU GA KUDAKETATTEIKIRU YO
furaru manwithu his heartoinu the sandu
>>580851150kyonkun denwa
>>580851262ん? どういうイミ?
>>580851010You know I’ve always wondered how people managed to invent shit like soap and lotions and actually figuring out they work
>>580849225the concept of this made me so excited but i do not like the voice. sad day
blue: mettaton but worseorange: monster kid but worseyellow: papyrus but worsegreen: green is chillseth: alphys but worseaqua: touhou but worseflowery: millennial gremlin humor but worsepink: mad dummy but worse
>>580851465>pink: mad dummy but worseAnon, I...
>>580851465Tenna is just spamton ahh post
>>580851010a potash+fat emulsion.it makes the /utg/ foid and moid approachable.
>>580851465行くよ… サンフランディスコォォ!!(999999ダメージ)へッ 必殺のジャローナだ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKnw61N9IqMTen feet twenty, oh Flower ManGive me the touch of your handAll my petals, every oneSet them straight, set them rightWoah woah, oh grieving Flower ManFrom inside your vessel made of glassYou pray, you pray for one thingTo see that smileFlower Man, Flower ManDeep, deep in the soilLay down your rootsAnd watch over this worldFrom the skyWay up high, beaming brightBathe in that lightThese peaceful days will stretch onFlowersTeen feet twenty, oh Flower ManGive me the touch of your handYour vessel, breaking to pieces,Make it your strengthOh oh, oh fearless Flower ManPress down your chosen pathEven should that glass shatter,You will live onFlower Man, Flower ManDeep, deep in the soilLay down your rootsAnd watch over this worldFrom the skyWay up high, beaming brightBathe in that lightThese peaceful days will stretch onFlowers
>>580850351Well for what it's worth, I think whatever feelings Noelle might have had for Asriel were one-sided on her part. Asriel was probably way too fixated on Dess to even consider Noelle.
>>580850012baitposting disease
>>580851705flowery would actually lose to omega flowey.
>>580851436Tenna has not been paying him enough money to afford testosterone sorry
>>580834893Isn't this just Ch 5
>>580851505try using your brain for five seconds
>>580851384キョンくん、でんわ〜
Wouldn't it be funny is Noelle's crazy faces are just Dess faces
KYON ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE
Kris will be revealed to be either a boy or a girl. It's random but also deterministic to your save file. Like it runs a calculation based off of your exact chapter 3 points, amount that you donated in chapter 4, amount of Flowery dollars in your possession and a bunch of very minor stuff the game kept track of from previous chapters. Without a save editor, you can't decide what Kris is, and if you admit to save editing, people on the internet will get really mad at you.Even if you start a new file from chapter 7, the check is run for your inputted player name, current file and amount of shadow crystals collected.
Well, here we go, at least for the first chapter.This beast has been neutered, only having 65~ tags now instead of the 150+ it used to have before limits were put in place. I don't have the list saved (un)fortunately, and maybe it's for the best that I don't. Surprisingly, there's only 21 chapters. I expected more, infamous fics tend to be long as well.Let's start off with the summary:>UF!Sans has given birth only a month a go to a healthy daughter, Frisk. Just one problem, she is a human. He doesn't care, she is his little star-light, he adores her. Even Papyrus is fond of her. The rest of Snowdin is not so understanding, and Sans escapes from a murderous mob to the Cursed Ruins as his brother holds of the mob. He makes it, and the Cursed Lich Gaster allows him entry. Sans is immediately smitten by the imposing Lich, but all the stories and legends of the ancient being are horrifying and told in hushed whispers to keep children in line. But surely they are not true? Sans is a bout to find out.Already we can spot some spelling mistaskes: a go, star-light, holds of, a bout. Those are the least of our worries. Then there's the premise: the fic taking place in the Underfell universe (of course) where Sans, a male skeleton, gives birth to Frisk, a human. My guess is that Papyrus holding off the mob is a way to sideline him for the romance with Gaster, who appears to be replacing Toriel in this AU.
>>580851913i did, and it was just me hating myself and being thirsty
>>580851827EVEN IF BROKEN HE IS MORE THAN GLASS
>>580851995they're carol faces
>>580851505Pink is less sexo
>>580851580People only said that because they’re WHITE and have BIG noses and they’re RACIST
>>580833117
Fave did their summer homework in time for the fireworks festival
To the Japanese person on this thread, thank you for your country creating Godzilla! I cum semi daily to it sexy, sexiness, fuck I want to get fucked by Godzilla so bad.
>>580851837its not just that, i would've preferred a deeper voice but honestly i think my main complaint is some of these lines should've had a retake, delivery is just off. though it's starting to grow on me in the parts that are more just moaning and less talking HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST PEE Nevermind i like this video now
>>580852286Good taste
>>580852117okay just look at this instead
>>580849980thats gen x writing
>>580852149"grace spareth not thy struggle,passion nor one's wit."What flowery is up against is above his paygrade.
>>580850203Yes. Older guy diddling a little girl is just boring normie every day shit, its not subversive like Kris grooming Tenna.
>>580852449no that's boilerplate marvel millennial humor, I'm not sure if there are enough examples of gen x writing out there
>>580846297Imagine if Ralsei got kidnapped and babied by the chapter's midboss and you found him sleeping in a playpen with a plush version of himself, and if you try to wake him up some text appears that says "He smells funny"
My mom just baked me my favorite pieI already cut out a piece and ate it even though it's not even done cooling yetSaid Kris Dreemurr
>>580852094>I don't have the list savedI gotchu
>>580852342the cherries oooo they bounced haha
>>580852797I'm excited for fall that's when my dad bakes yummy apple pies and pumpkin pies
>>580852859Thanks! I remembered it being this insane. I'm already regretting reading the first chapter.
>>580852342whoa I suddenly feel much happier and relaxed...... ahhhh..........
>>580852859This reminds me of when I decided to read sooner or later you're gonna be mine after having watch some of the comic dubs as a teen and then seeing the fucking tags
>asriel helps you deal with your homosexual urges through prayer
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, some of you need to be straight up killed
>>580852683millenials were in their 20s when marvel writing came about, they werent in writers rooms. All the guys responsible for "millenial writing" like Joss Whedon and Dan Harmon are gen X.Undertale/Deltarune is genuine post irony millenial writing.
>>580853536me?
>>580853536am i on the list
>>580852590Didn't Omega Flowey lose to LV1 Frisk? His weakness is HOPE. Flowery is MADE of HOPE.
>>580852239I feel like that Aqua would kill me (in a not-cute way)
>>580853536You couldn't mean me, right? Is making cringe diaper posts really such a crime?
Carol actually isn't part of the Knight plot she's engaged in heinous amounts of money laundering and that's how she finances her mansion Kris knows and is blackmailing her which is also why Rudy seems to not like Kris at all (he's complicit)
>>580853529azzy doesn’t consider oral sex sex so he was known for helping people with their urges
>>580850648Yes, I notice when you are not here because I live in your walls
>>580853815nah you've gotta go you're giving me fat diaper krisfucker ptsd
>Flowers... are symbols of love.>So how do we explain YOU?>You're not a flower at all...>Are you, newbuddy?
>>580853938can you come out of my walls and cuddle with me I'm so lonely
Actually, flowery would be understanding to Flowey and help him reconnect with his empathy
>>580852687No more messy diapers. Make me a clean diaper post anon. Or i'll have your head
>>580853732protagonist disease.>die? reload.
>>580854447Yeah, of course, but even Frisk kicks his ass first.
Forever blue skies
>>580854372I am you.BUT BETTER.
freakin forever celadon skies
farts forever pooed
>>580854648thats tuff af hold up im gonna take a pic
>>580854456H-he's not messy! He just smells like baby powder and "wet" if you try to interact a second time. The third time and beyond just says "He's sleeping."
>>580854939*eyes narrow* I will accept this. But if you start poopooposting then you're outta here
Krispy pee pee!
Aqua travels to the grand canyon or Mexico
>>580854397I would love to but unfortunately I don't have a body and you wouldn't feel me. I'm currently hugging
>>580855446why is this bird a nerd and a whore at the same time
doomygrooms
>>580855390okay, doomer.when are you two going to hook up?
Fave believes that the concept of flawed morality has been dumbed down by certain people into excusing your favorite character because they had a sad backstory.
>>580833117Good morning utg. I've got to get back to spriting but I like doOOodling. I get why people like drawing Spamton. Black/White and Pink/Yellow are such simple colors that pop. Okay, back to asperite and lurking. *kisses you on the cheek before rolling away*
>>580855504thank you. sorry about the smell I just got done touching my pingas
Flowery and Asgore are HETERO!
oh lord what is happening in this thread
IMPREGNATING FAVE
>>580855838doomer thread melties over the tasquetard.as usual, the source of all woe in /utg/ is a gay romance
>>580855638It's supposed to Berdly's mom when she was college aged The implication of her being slutty is that it's a single mother household
Mommy please manage me
The POAL of the CENTURYhttps://poal.me/1n8qp5https://poal.me/1n8qp5https://poal.me/1n8qp5
Kris is such a faggot for hogging all the older teen role models and not leaving any for fatherless Berdly
Pancake ManPancake ManHolding a fork right in his handSo he plansTo eat the entire plate wholeBecause he can
tell carudy i love her *disappears beneath the tasquewaves*
The ORIGINAL game... we uh... we lost the code...
The fact that flowers have pistles and stamen makes me so horny for Aqua. God damn you Toby shes both the perfect loli AND shota
Who is this?
literally all the personalities showed up
>>580856504I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
>>580856559gosh help us.knowing doomer, he probably reported me to oblivion or will and feign ignorance after.
Who won?Who lost?
>>580856504tl;dr for newfags>Doomer (guy who posts the weed ralsei pics) was friends with the guy who posts Tasque images (Tasquefag)>Doomer added Tasquefag on discord after a discord server was made for this general last year (no one uses it anymore don't worry)>Doomer develops feelings for Tasquefag>Doomer BPD activates and gets mad at Tasquefag for posting in the thread and flirting with others>Doomer meltdown into exposing everything his ex boyfriend shared with him on the general for the foreseeable future because he felt betrayed>Everyone has now to handle this stupid off-topic gay romance for some reason
>>580855838Your best option is to click the little arrow and hide the posts. Thread is still usable that way.
>>580856786Can Toby release like a newsletter or something is this really the most interesting thing we have going on right now
>>580856708>Please... let me be extra cute and fluffy and crinkly in the next chapter...
>>580856895toby did say that he did not plan on releasing any newsletter for the rest of this year.all we can hope for is that he changed his mind or that he adds to the ARG.
>>580856708why is he so erotic how did tems manage to capture such lewdness in a few measly pixels
I understand Ralsei is really popular so there's going to be a few bad apples in the Ralseifag bunch but holy shit why are you guys diaperposting
>>580857091the diaperfag is obviously a falseflagger
>>580833117God i wish i could find the kris image where tasque mommy "converted" him
>>580857091uhhhh ralsei stocks mooned thanks to ralsei cosplayer so they have room to shitpost
>>580857091>you guysWait, there's more than just me?>>580857157lolno I'm just cringe
is there a term for pretending to like the exact opposite of something as a way to dunk on how it presently exists, and how people enjoy it? it's like how people claim they want deltarune to be more of an rpg but in truth they don't actually like deltarune at all
>>580857276sir, i want to lock in: "what is a sockpuppet?" for fifteen thousand dollarinos.
That pic of tasquefag creep me tf out but what is it that playing on the telly on the background?
>>580857036>toby did say that he did not plan on releasing any newsletterwhere did he say this?
>>580857464he's remarkably ugly. i wonder how ugly doomer is to be this obsessed
>>580856786nigga when did tasquefag flirt with anyone
>>580857514Doomshit likes to pretend he looks like Kurt Russell so he’s probably a -1/10
man i wish someone would post some depressed druggie stinky gypsy... wait how come Doomer Ralsei is just Dess
Sorry you you had to see this mess, newfags...
>>580857808fucking maddie is so fucking cute fggghghghfgsfdfs
>>580857808
>>580857808i'm relatively new to the general (chapter 5 is when i came here) but this is nothing desu like it's tame and easily ignored and only involves like 2 other thread personalities max
>>580857514Is he? He looks a bit below average but that's about it.
>>580833101How can anyone fave Kris? Chara has better class, style, humor, taste, and determination. Kris is gonna beg for (you)r mercy as if there was a single soul in DR that saw (you) as a person who thinks, and not a tool to be used. Least of all this silent faggaloon. TV Tropes thanks Toby for this retarded French fry because they got a new face for "Unreliable Narrator". Chara accepted her fate and when (you) came along to stumble her a second chance, she either accepted the chance of partnership (and called faggots out on their cowardice) or to be humbled that maybe their plan be a bit shite. Fuck, far from my thing but Chara would pull off a bratty twink better than Kris. Chara wouldn't as easily fold under pressure like a pup, allowing more pull in the tug-of-war and more catharsis if you start topping.
Fave got diagnosed with SIBO and has to throw out like $50 worth of instant noodle packsFave is skinny btw like 120 pounds
>>580857906I thought this said mewfag and now im heartbroken...
Houseki no Kuni AU
>>580858106
>>580857918it used to be every thread all of last summer
>>580858196https://www.tumblr.com/sergeon
how is this not an admission that tasquefag won
take note newfags, a tasquespam doomer meltie is what scares off tourists, not reposting lame ass fat spamtenna from painter or period drawings
>>580852094The actual fic starts off strongly with Papyrus getting flustered and angry at Sans for breastfeeding Frisk with his ectonipples. At least there's no fontcest in the tags, small victories. We soon learn that Frisk's father was some travelling Madjick Sans slept with. Points for remembering other monsters exist and characterization, I guess, Sans does seem like the sleeping around type.>His world had revolved around her.This fic was written in 2016, before Deltarune, by the way.Frisk being a human out of a skeleton/wizard couple is confronted, but not actually explained (yet? Chances are the author just wanted to include an established character in some way instead of making a skeleton baby OC). Sans is described as being antisocial enough to the point that no one else knew he was pregnant, which I will assume is either how UF!Sans acts or a liberty taken to let Sans have a brief period of peace, since normal Sans is a pretty popular guy.Somehow, the other monsters learned of Sans having a human child and are now chasing him down after having apparently killed Papyrus. I say apparently because Sans never sees him fall and the later chapter titles imply they're reunited. Spoilers? Ah, fuck it, no one's gonna be mad they got spoiled for fucking Cherry and the Lich.Sans makes it to the Ruins door and gets let in after a close encounter with the mob. We then switch between Gaster's and Sans' POV as Gaster almost kills him before Sans thanks him and goes unconscious, leaving Gaster to inspect the body and what he's carrying.>“Oh stars just what have you sent me”Remember "oh stars"? Here's a blast from the past. At least they're not using "oh Asgore".
deltarune if the world was doomedhttps://youtu.be/oZGeYYN4Qhg
*wiggles butt*
>>580858489>“you fucking give me my daughter right the fuck now or i will fucking end you!”.As Gaster drags Sans and Frisk inside, Sans delivers this thrilling bit of dialogue. Vivziepop wishes she was *this* eloquent. Gaster immediately threatens Frisk and laughs in Sans's face after this, though he does give her back. Sans proceeds to share his entire sad backstory with Gaster. In this universe, he's Sans Serif instead of Sans The Skeleton and him and Papyrus are an inventor and royal guardsman respectively. I have no idea how much of this is accurate to the Underfell AU and how much the author came up with.Gaster eventually decides to let them stay, and both him and Sans are already romantically interested in each other. Gaster introduces himself, allowing "Master" as a title that will no doubt be used later on, as the tags caution. Not Master Gaster though, just Master specifically, for some reason. Anyway, Gaster is a boogeyman-like figure in this world, but Sans doesn't care as long as he doesn't hurt Frisk. Read the original tags with that in mind...The writing unfortunately reminds us of Sans' ectobreasts as the characters continue basically flirting. Sans' attraction to Gaster is mostly explained as him being the only skeleton monster he's seen outside of his family, but I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that Gaster has some sort of weird rape magic.Sans' boobs show up for the third time. Gaster really wants to fuck uke Sans, but Frisk cockblocks him. We learn that Sans has a glowing red pussy, not unlike a really fucked up Rudolph. Gaster takes note of his newest grooming victim having no one to return to after Papyrus died, then offers to carry him. They awkwardly flirt some more. This version of Sans cements himself as an unrecognizable bimbo and Gaster as a dark daddy dom as they go on and on about how hot they find each other and how much they want to do the fuck.
2 days... the anniversary will save us...
Ferroll will do great things for us in Chapter 6. As long as he stays away from the flower building. Pollen allergies and all that.
>>580858637aren't you happy?you're going to be free
>>580858547i remember seeing the thumbnail of that on a train ride and having to hold back laughing just from the thumbnail alone.Archsei is just wildly appropriate.
>>580858637As they go to dinner, Gaster mentions that he has a cook, who I'm going to assume is Grillby as the dinner this cook made is burger and fries. Gaster scowls and calls him lazy, which doesn't paint a very nice picture of his relationship with the cook. Taking that and this Gaster probably being a war criminal into account, I have to wonder why Grillby doesn't just poison Gaster. Sans talks about how much he loves mustard and the first chapter ends.First impressions: this is just bad. Not so bad it's good, not entertainingly bad, just bad. Reading it is boring, riffing on it is boring, it might be better if a funnier person decided to post about it but I am not the guy for that job. Overall, just terrible. It doesn't cut it in any sense. None of what we've seen so far holds a candle to Ralsei coming out in the middle of Susie crying over Kris and Noelle's deaths, or forcefully aborted Asgore with dementia. I'm not reading 21 more chapters of this.
>>580852094Sorry what is this again? You rewrote your fic?
>>580858797>>580858608>>580858413
>>580858547Toby will sample doomguy grunts to use in the Chapter 666 soundtrack, I sincerely believe this
>>580858827Reading and making fun of a bad Undertale fic
I feel like my life's been long overdue
>>580858552truly our fanservice angel
this is better than """"nonbinary"""" autism
>>580859068true! and i'm hiding your post
So did Doomer stop LARPing as a master cook and a DJ and a golfer and whatnot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9iC1Y5rps
>>580859168lol
>>580859176It was pretty obvious he wasn't any of those things when he's here 24/7.
doomer i said i liked you but i don't like you anymore you're pooping and shitting on the thread
>>580852859The first tag you see is how you're gonna die
uhoh is this another poopy smelly stinky
this shit pisses me off NOBODY had a problem with Doomer until she came out as a trans woman now suddenly she is thread enemy number one
>>580859168>angy
>>580859471Doomer's a girl now?
>>580858790I'm still not continuing, but in the latest chapter the writing is considerably better and Grillby, who is Gaster's son, gives birth to their babies. It's tempting, but the chapters in between are probably just more badly-written OOC Sanster yaoi.
I'm gay
My self-insert :)
another decisive victory for tasqueMESSIAH
>>580859575Yes for a while now
*bubbles*
Krusie is the El4n/Suletta of Deltarune
>>580858642get ready for nothing
>>580859363vagina tearing
>>580859775no one wins in these tard fights
>Kris.>Kris, oldbuddy.>Is it fun, Kris?
>>580859363Human baby of a skeleton. Hm...
What would Kris, Noelle's and Berdly's favorite SCP be?Susie does not give a shit about SCPs
>>580860230
>>580859176Anyone can cook, djing is just a hobby, and a day of golf only costs like $50 at a cheap course. That’s just a normal life being lived.
Old hag TV with fat ass.
>>580860389If the dark worlds didn't exist, Kris and the krizzlers would just form Mystery Inc.
ralsei plush if it was slightly less ugly slop
>>580860230Noelle likes one of the sexy ones that get pornKris likes the joke onesBerdly's favorite is his own sucky SCP that will never become offcial
>>580860873>no beans>body looks even smaller
>>580860996I said slightly less I’m not a miracle worker
>>580860873I don’t know why all the merch needs to have that aesthetic of cheap crap.The sword game figures or the ferris wheel are probably the worst offenders.
>>580860873>looks even uglier
>>580861119because fangamer is literally bros selling cheap crap
Be grateful your fave HAS a plush.
>>580860873people already fucking complain about the ralsei text boxes sprites looking inaccurate to the overworld spritesits fucking ridiculous that now its gone here
>>580861275And what if my fave doesn't have a plush?>Bowomps
>>580861119All the fangamer merch is crap. They charge $50 for shitty prints on $2 gildan shirts that are thin as paper. At least the $50 Cruelty Squad shirts feel like $25 LA Apparel shirts
>>580861261You can sell cheap crap that doesn’t look like landfill material. Even some of their printed shirts had awful design and colors. Those don’t cost any extra to print with a good design.
>>580861312kris, you know we spam epic lines, pick left
>>580861379Let us mourn together. Weep for fave. Blu-hu-hu...
Could Toby Fox have made Undertale or Deltarune if he wasnt autistic?
>>580827175It doesn't let me extract the zip :(
toby views reading the exact fanfics he reads and saving the exact fanart he does as part of the intended experience of ut/dt and if your view of the characters werent shaped by the fan content he happened to consume that year youre missing the intended way deltarune is meant to be played
>>580861275A plush? nope, TWO plush!
>>580861442Imagine the bullying he must've gotten to have created such an elaborate fantasy. Thank you to the schoolchildren of Manchester for giving us Deltarune.
>>580861227pedestrian opinion
I hope FRIEND rapes Battat the same way it raped Spamton
>>580861862asgore...
>>580861227Hatless Ralsei is always ugly
Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids.Said Dess
Charat...Moleriel...Squirrelgore...
Where does Friend raping Battat come from again? I didnt play the chapter 5 minigames
>>580862048greedy dess, wants all of them for herself
>https://x.com/buzzersbeewers/status/2098805578067804308
>>580859471>until she came out as a transthat's a nice claim, senator. why don't you back it up with a source?
>>580860873why did they shrink him?
Based on my aunt
>>580862357because only the old one is canon
>>580861820Greedy. Greedy fatty. Greedy fatty two-plush.
You guys wanna play Elin?
>>580859471doomgroom is the one t girl I wouldnt chase
>>580862353Nobody has any actual information on him. He’s a ghost playing us for laughs.
>>580860873Seeing normal ass Ralsei's face on the plush body reminds me of how Araki draws chibis.
>>580862614be nice to your fellow xister.
>>580862486don't forget the costumes. it even comes in different sizes if you bought the old ones
>>580862351>Brazilian that reads and speaks fluent enough englishThis is proof that the retards crying about this are literally the most privileged and coddled people in the world. Silver spoon faggot lives in a palace while death squads massacre the poor in his country and small hats are burning down the rainforest and the biggest worry on his mind is problematic Deltarune art work
>go in to try and flashbang the thread from retardation>have perfect pic>error: too big a file sizeEven 4chan is saying there's such a thing as too fat, the tragedy.https://files.catbox.moe/iy5haj.jpeg
>>580859471Who CARES about people being trans. I've been biohacking for the past 13 years trying to surpass the inferior limits of human biology. I don't give a FUCK about how people are born, humans need to try harder to NOT be stuck in their biology.
>>580849194good looking face
>>580862920>while death squads massacre the poor in his countryGod i wish that was real, the poor dont deserve rights
>>580857091ralsei cosplayer? someone make a cute fursuit?
>>580863052I-I believe in your dream Flowery-sama!
>>580862929why does this boobed bitch have no nose
>Corona!>HERE I COME WUHAN CIIITYYYY!>Hey guys! I think I found a cure!
Can't we all fucking goon to making a happy family with fave? Surely that's more productive than whatever gobbly-gook you all are talking about right now in this cambodian whale-licking forum?
>>580862929the only thing that actually seems to drive them off somewhat consistently are the shota spammersi don't like them much either but they're better than the retards that keep insisting on dragging in whatever the mentally disabled on twitter are having a fit about todayi don't know why but for whatever reason they can tolerate tranny arguments, aquapedos, doelester posting, period blood, etc, but shotas seem to be where they draw the line
WELCOME...TO FAVE PARK...
I want to bully all Deltarune/Undertale artists until they meet my criteria for how the characters should look.
>>580863552I goon to emotionally abusing fave, and committing domestic violence
>>580863519did anyone else call it the kung flu or was that just me
undertale and deltarune are inherently horny games
>>580863662Those guys belong in jail lmao.
Just had to scan my face biometrics to access my xitter account. I just want to goon in peace not be reminded of the tech hell we live in.
>>580863552>cambodian whale-licking forumDeltafags, how deep in the lake are we to obtain such TRVKE?
>>580862929What causes people to be like this? Ive only seen this mental illness with Chara, Frisk, and sonic characters.
>>580863792You did not have to do that.
Thread is extremely bad today
>>580863792You could just not give Elon your face, your data, and a trillion dollars.It’s as simple as just not doing it.Your internet posts can’t be that interesting.
no need to thank me
>>580863662shotaGODS remain undefeated
>>580863787it's a good thing that you think thatyou are among the twitter mongoloids that i wish would leave
>>580863916Anons are being extremely bratty, they don't realize artists can do anything and will write mprg knotting fanfics about them
>>580863792it's over for old boy
I like how Doomcoom doesn’t even say gote general anymore because he’s always beefing with Asrielfags
The joke is that /doe/ and /sus/ are both actually Kris worship generals
Fave Inc demands pictures of your sausage and beans and your asshole in order to access FaveWeb.
fave supposed to go to a birthday party today but they got wicked bubble guts
>>580864197Telling them to go to prison isn’t a beef, just some hilarious banter. They can handle some jokes about what they post.
>>580864262who put alphys in charge of this
fave is against the labor "theory" of value
Would Flowery become a socialist if he escaped into IRL?
>>580864224If you don't think Kris is the best character you're probably playing this game wrong, granted
The psychosis will never end.People are still convinced that Toby's "You might have interpreted things differently than I intended" line is specifically debunking Dess Knight, and can't be about anything else.We have learned nothing in ten years.
>>580864569Flowery is idiot doom spiral before he lost his keys.
In the words of Henry Edward Manning, greed "plunges a man deep into the mire of this world, so that he makes it to be his god".
>>580864586You are speaking to the Crusader of KrisSorry if I gave the impression that Kris isn't the best character in the Tobyverse by a longshot
>>580864224And then you have a guy constantly trying to turn the /vrpg/ threads into another /doe/ colony
fave is forced to admit the rate of profit has fallen
Toby Fox needs to add less "barely disguised fetishes" and more "blatantly obvious fetishes that enhances the plot and characters" into the game.
>>580864467
So do Blue and Yellow staying together mean that Asgore is going to get back with Toriel?
I'm confusedWho is the target demographic for Asriel x FemChara?
>>580864783why is this funny
>>580864896What kind of dingus doesn't like chocolate?
>>580864958MAN SERPENTS
>>580864671In the words of Gordon Gecko,>the point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
playing Faves of the Kingdom rn, and im trying to grab everything alphabetically. would fave fuck my ass while i play?
>>580864640He's actuallly debunking the fanart of Dess and Kris as friends. The lack of an emergency newsletter for Doelester or acknowledging he accidentally retweeted a doelester supporter is the sign that we are finally interpreting things correctly
KINGDOM FAVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSFILL ME WITH THE POWER OF FAVENESSSSSSSSSSS
>>580864958people into /ss/ without age difference
>>580865162GAAAAAAAH CUTSCENEFAGGOTRY
Deltarune sucks.You can't romance anyone and there are no meaningful choices.Thanks a lot Todd Howard.
Yet, it stands.
>>580863792I hope you only goon to #EthicalGoons...
>>580861275I am very grateful, yesI'm so happy he came into my life
I be cumming to adult women
>>580865408He could release daggerfall 2 at this point and id still buy it five times.
official fave pocket pussy merch
>>580861520The Windows 11 built-in extraction tool didn't work for me either but NanaZip worked.
>>580864873Blue and Yellow are able to stay together because they don't have kidsIt's just more evidence for Kris ruined the entire family
>>580864981I don't unless it's a very light flavor
>Windows 11
>>580864958Anon... >>580864896 isn't a FemChara but a male one
>WindowsSusie>LinuxBerdly
>>580865937why is he eating mewmew bells
>>580865927This is wrong, Berdly isn't autistic enough to use Linux, that would be Alphys if anything
Damn, I saw Tenna with huge mommy milkers.
>>580865937Chara's gotta stop stuffing their goat
>>580866020he is a vicious cold blooded predator
>>580865937>>580866135So glad the internet moved on from the SU-esque art style, it aged so bad
This might sound embarrassing but I get legit sad when I see someone I knew years ago stops keeping up with deltarune. I know it’s unrealistic to expect everyone to keep up but it bums me out when this happens to a creative.
>>580866303Mint will return someday
>>580866282Ooooh you’re gonna make him angy with that comment.
>>580866282I will say though that there’s a good sene of gesture, energy and expressiveness to these kinds of styles. Also a little nostalgic ngl.
>>580866303The WAIT broke many of our more weak-willed peers. For their weakness, they deserve to be forgotten.
>>580866042Truke. Berdly only LARPs as a smart guy. He wouldn't use Linux because all of he does is to show to others his intelligence.
>>580863835Liking cute girls is mental illness?
>>580866383Who was this?>>580866484I had only experienced pre c
Gaster uses templeOS
I think moving to Japan turned Toby into a cat person
>>580866630yet another goatpedo threadshitter
am i a threadshitter
>cattifag>twink attwhore>tasquemanagerfag>rapist anon>battatfag...
>>580866630>I had only experienced pre chapter 3+4 /utg/ for a month and I regret missing out on what drawfags used to be active.
>>580866282SU?Steven Universe?
https://youtu.be/oIJpM4gUCzE&t=3492
>>580866728>Disrespecting elder pillars
>>580866468I'll give credit where it's due, yes it did some things right, but I still think aesthetically it doesn't last the test of time
>>580866814/co/ and Twitter chuds were raised to fear it. Ignore them.
Never watched SUOnly jorked to Peridot
WE
>>580866908I'm neither of thoseOuch! What a miss
Wingdings Gaster Deltarune
>>580866860>respecting pillars
>Make your first ever trans character>She wants to fuck an underage boyWhat the fuck did Toby mean by this
>>580833117this'll be all for tonight, adios
>>580867013>>580866814Spinel is kino btw. The movie is great, desu.
>>580866908Goot?A space lesbian???Certainly not.
take a shower
>>580867235I just did.100% speedrun style
>>580866795i'm none of these?
foreskin status of all male characters?
>>580867235I actually just got out of the shower, but thank you.
>>580864958people who like hetero pairings or women self inserting into chara
>>580867043HAVE
>>580867554NO
>>580867474Me: Cut :(
>>580867650SKIN
*transforms into deer* ee *starts eatinng grass*
>>580867235noh~
>>580866795>I was not mentionedNo one cares about me. I guess I should kill myself
>>580867474uncutGOD
my penis is below an inch in length
Why does Kris have phimosis? @tobyfox please answer
>>580867726*infects you with chronic wasting disease*
>>580867864we know, kris
>>580867474Uncut but caged, mew
>su mentionralsei is kinda lapis-like
I see seth as a girl with a flowerussy
>>580867925
favemosis or vaginusmus
i am going to complete a song on piano.and if it kills me!>*dies*
Fave has cock size change potions so you don't need to worry about your little problem with them.
>>580867474Kris was uncut until very late in age until Toriel read about it and panickedI feel like this happened to Toby
DELTARUNE.......The Movie.......
*starts raping
Favemosis JonesYou're dealing with a White Fave cell here.
>>580867474Battat has phimosis on his cute little dicklet and I will peel it with my mouth until he cries and cums
>mint stfu berdfag
is ERAM secretly AM
>>580868349DO NOT GO TO THE PHIMOSIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kriselle knight as a concept is just beginning to be animated fighting susie while singing a parody of “stronger than you”
>>580867117age of consent in Massachusetts only applies to male and female persons
>>580867474Uncut but no balls
>>580868141Catti like ya gotta stop stealing dads blue pills for your silly little love potions!
feeling evil think I’ll kill them allllll
>>580868509no no no it has be a song from su future
>>580868250Starring Dwayne Johnson as Susie
>>580868250zendaya noelle...
>>580868740any good songs?
>word salad
>>580868865it looks better this way
>>580868865you can grow it back
>>580868349But he's gonna have so much dick cheese trapped in there...
>>580868865I wrap duct tape around my dingus as a DIY foreskin
>>580868865I blame the cereal guy.
>>580868865i'm american and my parents didn't get me circumcised
>>580869501the guy that you hunt in fallout 4's main story quest?yeah, fucking hated that guy.
>>580868250tangent here. Taking into account gerson’s philosophy and his big speech at the end of the anniversary streams, i suggest toby could take a mostly hands off approach to adaptations of UTDR. Sure, he’ll offer a consultation here or a guideline there but he’s gonna sit back and let you take a lot of liberties with his creations just to see how different it will be compared to the games.
There goes kraut thinking and posting about dicks again.
>>580869665CODSWORTMY FORESKINSOMEONE TOOK IT GOD DAMNITIM GOING TO GET IT BACK
Fave is fat enough that fave's fat stomach folds over fave's cut dick and acts as a new foreskin
>>580869674american dicks specificallyvery telly
ralsei's body was designed for the enjoyment of others so there's just enough chub on his stomach to squish but it's not like he's fat or anything
Ralsei casts foreskin restore!>*You're welcome, Kris. Try not to lose it again this time.
vgh im delting im delting so fuckinmg hard RIGHTR now im About to im About to Im ABOUT TODELTARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>580869828i'm a taken man.taken a shit.
Kris
>>580869963>*...What? Restore testicles? I don't know any spells like that, Kris."
>>580870043sauce
>toby fox characters>one is a tv star and one is seemingly in a perpetual state of failure and tries to get out of it by offering you "help">the tv star is trying really hard to act larger than life about things and put a show on, but keeps making comments that imply something deeper is going on between these two characters>the other one developed a speech disorder after experiencing something traumatic in secret>the more these two characters bring each other up, the more it seems these characters can't live without each other>on a game design level, the two characters are fully inextricable from one another and enhance each other amd you can learn a lot about what their relationship might be like by looking at an old poster>it seems once upon a time they were very close and now they seem to resent each other>a lot of that resentment seems to come down to misunderstandings and miscommunications>even with all that resentment, neither of them can let goi didn't say their names, but they popped into your head, didn't they? that's right mettaton and alphys
>>580870135heal prayer does this
>>580870224https://x.com/mewsmemee/status/2099080571238637710
>>580869858
ralsei splurts like a geyser
>>580870261this would kinda work if spamton didn't have metattons bodys for the boss fight
Thank you Ralsei for making sure my balls are healthy and in peak condition and are big and round and hanging too and frow.
>>580870376too fat
>>580870448*fro
flowers waits for your bread
If you used healing magic on a tranny who is post-transition, would it restore their body to the pre-transioned state?
COME JOIN THE /UTG/ MINECRAFT SERVER NOW RALSEI IS PLAYING THE GACHA MACHINE!@!!!!!111
>>580870627made me frown and then i thought about him crawling out of the water wet and sniffling but still smiling so kris didn't feel bad and smiled myself
>>580870514Thank you Ralsei for correcting my spelling mistakes.
Make a new thread you stupid T-words.
>>580870734yeah. artificial hormones injure the body in many ways. so naturally, noelle and ralsei's healing magic would "fix" it.
>>580870627>activates quantum traveling
>>580870852ok I will
>Dunking Ralsei in the shrink acid to have a tiny pocket Ralsei
>>580870887i will quantum-entangle ralsei's balls with a coke bottle on my desk and turn it fourteen times.
anon never made the thread its over its SO over its never been as over as it is today
ouuuuuuuuuu im anoning it im anoning it so auuughhhhh *plapplapplapplap*
New>>580871350>>580871350>>580871350>>580871350>>580871350>>580871350
>>580871112be careful what you wis hfor
>>580871136it takes a moment to fill out a thread captcha, paste the whiteboard links and I have to find a decent looking image that won't cause a thread war
>>580870592where are their bulges
>>580871945Ralsei casted dick removal spell on all three so they could wear sexy swimwear
