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Digitan LOVE
waheyI was just about to bake thank for the thread
hey
sorterbro here again, in case you weren't in the thread last night i want all of (You) to post your sorters! i'll be compiling everyone's sorter results in a few days to see who /uma/'s favorites are, hope you contribute to the causeyou can post a screenshot of at least your top 10 or send a link to your results page, either is finesorter website: https://snep.pw/uma/sorterif you didn't send yours in the thread i sent the first post i may not have seen it, so feel free to send it again
>>580886159>>580886185
I'm only watching for Eris
>>580886053Pretty annoying, but she can overtake even in the early race with lane movement skills, and better no taking the lead than 600-700 wit with mihono bourbon wit while being underpowered/understammed.
https://jiggie.fun/tFkksNhttps://jiggie.fun/tFkksN
>>580886178Please lubricate your umadong next time
>>580886178good image
>>580886223Posted mine last thread, looking forward to seeing the results!
>>580886306Have you tried 2-1-2 or was that too hard for speed
>>580886223I'm not going through that again, just artificially boost Ryan in your final results by a few places to account for me
Orfevre as a foal
Post obese umas please
>my trainee came without another man
>>580886474Yeah pretty horrible on speed and power. Even with 3 speed it's a highroll to max out speed.
>>580886557
As sad as it sounds, I think this is the best set of sparks I got in my own runs.
>>580886528I also saw that pic on xitterhe cute
>>580886614Unironically after the king halo cuck doujin I kinda like netorare now
>>580886487only if you at least send the rest of your top 10 too
>>580886528baby horses look so fucking weird
Fuji Kiseki
>>580886960true
>>580887049Wifei Kisexy
post an uma who shares the same birth year as you
>>580886814Yeah, it's sweetMust've been nice fucking Halo... Because you wanted to be the one fucking Halo right?... Right?!
It would be so cool if Nose/Head finishes had a photo finish analysis sequence before the winning uma moves on to their winning animations
>>580886557FAT
>Why would you simulate the fun out of the game? At this point you can just watch the stories on youtube and then play pretend in the simulator?>Why would you xog the fun out of the CM? At this point you can just ignore all the other umas and then play xog musume?>Why would you frontfag the fun out of the races? At this point you can just ignore all the other styles and then don't stop no don't stop till finish woah woah woah woah woaaaahhhh?
>>580887252There aren't any.
>>580887252Would she like me? I'm fat and a male...
>>580887252
failed a 2% training awardmood downpractice poorif this game weren't shit then we'd get a refund on daily borrows for shit like this
Is the game designed so that the stallions wear shorts and mares wear bloomers? They should've just done all bloomers...
>>580887252>1989Fuck me. Missed Creek by a year, too.
>>580887625>remove spatsDIE
>>580886850All ten are Ryan.
>>580887657Bro just use Gametora
>>580887252i don't think this is very fair
Nakayama...?
>>580887625maya... you will NOT wear the bloomers stop asking
>>580887809>gametorah
>>580887817>birth year>posts month
>>580887252>>580887817wait i'm dumb i'm a golden gen chad
Brian died a day before my birth. I am her reincarnation. AWOOO
>>580887987grandpa...
>>580887252>none of them
>>580887049paizuri
>>580886402i didn't see any, can you repost plox>>580887775noted
>>580887252I won.
This week, let's take Wedding Dober into every career, in order to send Cygames a message.
>>580888085I think you should eat your vegetables
>turn 1should I?
>>580887939>ashkenaz vega
>>580888138Oh I meant last night when you asked for it, my bad
>>580887809Thanks. Turns out Bobo and me share the same birthday. Based.
>>580887252>fed posting
>>580888045i read birthday somehow...
>>580888124Zoomerbro...
drama
>>580888197do strength and if it bricks you can glue a run without regrets
>>580885995SHIN NEO MARVELOUS SUNDAY DERBY RACES![Insert Opening line here, and make it explode! Type everything in UPPERCASE!]All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!As usual the races will beSprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile(All races will be random moods for added flavor)PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKINGThe rooms are as following:>SPRINT17964769>MILE32391528>MEDIUM33048834>LONG87290792>DIRT82440253First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.TL note: I forgot to train for Dirt Race
>>580888085Are you as sexy as Brian too
>>580888197Obviously yes. 0 risk since you just started the run, great reward. Go strength.
My favorite is Rob Roy and I'm glad to see that our birthdays are exactly a day apart.
>>580887252MARVELOUS
>>580888213>curren chabbat
>>580888297No drama, only borgar
>>580887252Our heroes
>>580886303What is your opinion on Eris becoimg huge?
>>580888341>>580888419I think I needed the recoveries more since i have Xog parent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abrWwpGX_6UAI can play games now. How long until actual clankers dominate CMs?
CHOCOLATE SEXOOOOOOOO
>>580888228oh alright, i have it saved then, thanks
I cannot stop staring at Ardan's chest while she's wearing her jersey...
I think as an open leauge player you should maybe consider getting a 0LB Ancestors because it's the first guaranteed source of uma stan you get and you dont really wanna be stuck borrowing such a relatively niche card
>my danchud never login on saturdays and uses hoguri every cmq
i harden for ardan
>>580888361MARVELOUS
>>580888361LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>580886223Here ya go
I will drink a bottle of mineral water now
>>580889089AWOOOOGAWHY CAN'T WE HAVE NTR THREADS?
Bring me the OverFRAUD
>>580889059Rebroduction with BroRebropulating with BroBroducing Brogeny with BroEnsuring Brosterity of our generation with Bro
>>580889089>>580889317kys V
>>580889317Because she's ugly and no one likes her
>>580889059I always knew my bro and I would start a happy family. Hopefully, all our daughters will be like her.
I love Rice
MY ANCESTORS STARTED LOOPING UMASTAN 3000 YEARS AGO AND THIS WHOLE TIME NO ONE TOLD US THAT WE WILL GET IT FOR FREE IN GRAND MASTERS?????
>>580889514there's 4 more cms in GL dude
789 is so embarassingnobody likes him
>>580887252harikitte ikou
>>580886223
7887426678874266Lobby, if you want to baka...
>>580889368>>580889489
>decide to listen to uma songs I haven't heard before>listen to Shabondama sung by K S Miracle>huh what's this about>mfw learning the background of the nursery rhymeI feel sad now. How can I feel worse?
>>580889774I already joined 5 rooms bwo, you'll have to wait until the Marv races are over...
>>580889880Read what happened to Dantsu
>>580887252She's related to Shakur so it's cool I guess
>>580889880If you haven't already, look up the real Aston Machan's untimely passing and then read the lyrics of her song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o400qsQ3vhY&list=RDo400qsQ3vhY&start_radio=1
>0 rainbows in all of classic summerWho do I blame for this?
>>580890032you share a birth year with the booger uma hehe
>>580886178Kris scares me sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7nXG95QdvkSOVL turing love
>>580889514>3000 years of auto runs>still get 1* wit 3* late surger
>Watch Seabiscuit movie>Hour into the movie, Seabiscuit finally appears>Seabiscuit is then more of a background character in his own movieWhy are American horses so ignored? I don't care about the owner. I care about the horse.
I dont get itLets do another one if some one wants9715452497154524
>>580890181
>>580887252They all suck
>>580886223here
>>580890032You didn't have to choose the ugly one
>>580890458you're in the soup now
>>580890503>uglyNot true!She is green for an amazing reason
>>580890464Good thing she told me it was just a rehearsal... I didn't REALLY get married to her, right..?
>>580890543№1 Yeppers has same skill as anyone else and she ran away fo far from others it's not even funnyI dont get why
I find myself unable to stick to games that arent uma for very long which sucks because Uma is in autoplay mode
>>580890503All of them are mid afI just picked Air Mob because of the Shakur connection
>>580890501It's birth year not debut yearYour umas are Neo Universe, Zenno Rob Roy, Still in Aids and Admire Groove
>>580890458Thanks for hosting!
>>580890714mambwo....
>>580890714
>>580890840die tranny
gn
>>580890709Even if it's technically suboptimalSwitch back to one parent and one borrowHaving a few runs you are pressured to complete might be less dull
>>580890894mambsis....
>>580890906
>>580890725>making me six years older than I am.I'm 97. 2000-3=97
>Yeppers died from MurmurGrimLets do last one2904169329041693
>>580888361Join the Marv Sunday races
>>580890725>It's birth year not debut year*pukes uncontrollably*
>>580888297
>>580891032>>580891260
what I do with my left over uma star pieces?, do i trade them for clovers and buy tickets or I will need shards in the future ?
Solid Strike is better than Determined Descent. Remake your aces accordingly.
honse posting?
i tried Grand Concert for the first time.is it supposed to be easy to complete?i had a harder time with Unity BS than this.
>>580891412It really isnt. but you can get away with straight descent so its not a big deal
did you know daitaku helios always carries a map?it's to make sure she never loses her wei
>>580891321borgar
>>580891465did you get the actual good ending (18 songs by early december y3)
>>580891197One more pls
>>580891267
>>580891465it's easier to complete but harder to make good umas with
>>580891465the grand concert was literally made for shitters
>>580891519thankfully we'll soon be able to simulate a gorillion times
>>580891594the Special Concert?sadly nah ill try for it in my 2nd play through.missed it by Juan
oh my godhe failed her event on purpose because it only affects firm groundwhat a fucking god
>>580891263My umas are stamlets and these are all high stam tracks, I don't want to see my umas DIE in front of me
>>580891197My girls were so close, no idea why or how hishiama died tho
>>580891325cute>>580891451if you want to
>>580891772There are 2 Miles and a Sprint what do you mean all of them are high Stam tracks
>>580891731no you wont...
>>580891737That's the only thing really worth hunting for. When people complain about Grand Concert it's not because they cant finish the scenario but because of how large the variance of it is. I can play 2 runs with the exact same setup and get an SS and a UF uma.
>>580888361We're Starting now!SPRINT RACE!
>i thought my Yukino is insane skillwise >she sucks
>>580886223i don't think i wanna spend an hour on ts1. Shakur2. idk yet maybe Nakayama after I read her story (i like her vibe)3. Sweet Doto
Hello umadacchis, I would like some serious advice about whether or not I should pull for Eishin Flash speed as a late surger main.I have Kitasan, Tachyon and I plan to pull Pokke and use her in every med/long until SiL spd at the very least.The thing I'm struggling the most with is understanding how much of an upgrade she is over Kita/Tachy. I'm not sure about how much of an stat output upgrade over kitasan she is, both have their pros and cons, and I'd just be replacing one gold corner skill with a gold straight skill. Replacing Tachyon with Eishin seems sus too, specially in GL, but I guess Eishin should be way better in GM?Getting 600 pulls on her banner (to guarantee MLB) would add 150€ to my pull plan. Do you feel this card is worth it, or should I just stick to Kita/Tachyon until Pokke?
>>580892416She's not even in the soup anymore.. she's in the trash...
>>580892349BAM BAM POWCurren Wins the Sprint RaceNext one in 5 minutes!
>>580892479eishin flash is stupidly overrated when the gold she gives is jist late surger straightaways and pokke comes out so soon after. skip entirely and save for pokke imo
>>580892479You shouldn't, Air Groove wit is a better late card if you want to spend your money.t. big gaslighter
>>580892349>machan who
>>580891829https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sHLVtWbAJEYWsBdzBElnc_CnDidn't die, just got stuck at the back
>>580892634Nyoooo
>>580892636I was rooting for chattering cheek....
>>580892479You'll run pokke/Pasa. Save, I do too
>>580892683Isn't pokke also overrated
>>580892701The gaslights aren't the only things big there.
>>580892636>>580892349Ty for posting, havent noticed it, didnt join sprint, but i joined everything else
>>580892479I could give you a really long and detailed post about the pros and cons of pulling on the card with every nuance properly explained but the truth of the matter is that if you plan on pulling anyway Pokke then fuck no
>>580892479the card is good but not 60k goodjust wait for pokke
>>580892842pokke is a better stat stick and her gold skill increases current speed. if you want to specialize for lates, you really want to have her
>>580892946Your Participation is appreciated!
>>580893065Since I used Machan in the sprint, she officially owes me paizuri.
>>580892636Starting Mile Race!
>>580886223Only global umas. Once my bro and Gentildonna come out, they'll be in the top10 for sure.
>>580893250Mommy!
>>580893228The Bouquet of flowers prevail!Nishino Flower wins the Mile race this week!Next one in 5 minutes!
>>580886223here mr. glowie
>>580893250Gonna tell Super Creek that I'll cry if I cannot suck on her breasts every day!
>>580893586Mindbroken Tama...
>>580893250She makes me regress into a mental state of numbness where the only thing I can think of is sucking on those boobies
>>580893515Teio hit Lucky Seven btw. No ult
>>580893517I've never seen this many ugly umas in the top 10 before. All you're missing is Ryan
>>580892683>>580892701>>580892806>>580892952>>580892953Thank you all for the responses and for saving me some money, the main reason why I wanted to pull her is because we are still a few months away from Pokke and she only gives good hints/gold for medium/longs, while Flash looks always useful.At least now I have someone else to blame if I end up regretting skipping the banner.
>>580893517>>580893310some very based picks here
>>580893728This. But more power to him, I guess. Ugly umas have needs too.
>>580893765Eishin flash is a very good borrow for mediums, people will have you covered there
>>580893728thanks for your input retard
>>580893515Medium Race starting!
>>580886223This is mine after learning about sharex's scrolling capture
>>580893765You don't pull Flash because you let the thread gaslight you that she's bad.I don't pull Flash because she's my wife and I can't run her card on her.
>>580893765Flash is an upgrade over Tach in the next scenario for sure but the difference between her and Pokke vs Kita and Pokke isnt as big as you might think. The power bonus is obviously nice and the hints are too, but Flash's gold is pretty bad considering you can get that the base form as a skill hint pretty consistently and the upgrade from double circle to gold is only 0.1 velocity. If you're going to splurge on a whale backliner card then def do Pokke since you will be pairing her with Pasa probably for a whole year vs the 1.5 scenarios that Flash has. Reminder that the speed cap actually goes down next scenario, so you wont need the best of the best to reach 1500.>>580894135also true
>>580893765>>580892479The reason you roll for Pokke is she is annoying to borrowFlash gets outdated too soon after her bannerYour speed cards are fine
>>580894038Tamamo Cross crosses the finish line first!Long in 5 minutes!
>>580893728none of the umas you like are good, Vkill yourself
>>580894401dobird
this game SUCKS
>>580894401Men?
>>580894365>run pretty well>die at the very end because I got conditionmoggedNOT marvelous
>>580894507Cute.
>doberpostersUGH
>>580894463cant keep 30 mins without mentioning yourself, you really are an attention whore
>>580894507she looks like new years opera but cute
>>580886223>light hello
Finally decided to crawl out of the box and try another scenario that isn't the URA one. Holy fuck the Unity Cup feels like im on crack. Also finished the last special mission and got this hottie for free
>>580894401Is it that time again?
>>580894365Starting long race
I think doberposting is cute because she has the best(2nd?) reaction imaes
>>580894909howdy torenaacockadoodadoo
>>580894909yeah, unity when you first play it is fun as hell, make sure to do all your team trials umas there, taiki is really good too, she will do wonders in your dirt team
>>580892479You can roll 200 and get a copy. Doesn't seem like she is MLB or bust kinda card from these bonuses.
>>580894909Nice pull!You're playing the buffed version of Unity that can produce the second strongest veterans right now out of our 4 scenarios so yeah it makes sense that it feels like crack. It's also the most fun of all the scenarios imo because clicking on those purple arrows is like sex
>>580894989Narita Taishin Wins the Long Race!The final fight for this week, Marvelous Sunday Derby Mile Dirt Race starts in 5 minutes
>>580888597Got her mom’s genes. A little too big for my liking
>>580894896I want to make sweet love to that drunkard
bang more like fuck
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/FHqqns>https://jiggie.fun/FHqqnshttps://jiggie.fun/FHqqns>https://jiggie.fun/FHqqnshttps://jiggie.fun/FHqqns
Cygames should let us pause auto runs to do a normal run and vice versa.
You can genuinely just outrun xoguris with 0 accels.
>>580895570Is that Pui?
I love my genius wife!
>>580895630THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>580895423
>>580895678slutty whore
Being rent free sure is nice.
>>580895630this but instead of pause just let me do a manual run at the same time a clanked run is happening
I wish Ardan got this for an alt..
>>580895653angling is one of the best accel skills in the game you fucking retard
>>580895423make half hour breaks in between races with post race interview and sponsorship advertisements
>>580895839Check when angling procs and watch the whole video you retard.
>>580895423I am being hit by a bad mood conspiracy
>>580895787>Start manual run, It's going bad, Let the bot take over>Start new manual run as the bot is doing it's thing, but have to finish that as there can only be one bot going at onceQuality QoL right there
>>580895895at the final straight, like alwaysyour point?
>>580895423Dirt Mile Race starting now!
>>580895749Mirako was cuter than this gremlin and I liked the fat images you posted of her too
>>580895653>>580895895both xogs were blockedsee what happens when they aren't
>>580896113>angling>straightRetard.And regarding the proc time, behold, your acceleration.
>>580896105air groove looks too much like her chud son here
>>580896105>the sprint king created a long king
>>580895653if that oguri didn't get keen eye'd you'd fucking lose lolwhat are you trying to show>no accelsAngling is not an accel? are you dumb?
Vodka is so fuckign cool
>>580893765Let's pray we survive with our scraps... With super luck, we can get the card with free pulls.
>>580896105Cute
>>580896245Being actually blocked and incurring the 0.98 speed debuff would result in one of those stop symbols. The end xogger had a "block" in front of her but simply proc'd nimble navigator and changed lanes. If you're an end closer this is gonna happen sometimes.
>>580895749neck yourself faggot
>>580892479I think the question is what do you plan on using that Flash card with? Those bonuses are definitely nice, but her actual training stats are low. She's a 2nd speed card, and Pokke mogs her in that regard - other than being better in every way, Pokke can stand on her own.
TAISHIN TESTO
>>580896123Copano Rickey wins it twice in a row!And with that, the Marvelous Sunday Derby Marvelous Sunday Races come to a close.Thank you everyone for participating, joining in, attending, watching and seeing!See you next time!Same-ish Time, Same Channel!MARVELOUS!!!
Do people think acceleration skills are magical things that make you win no matter where they proc?
>>580896542>see you next time!holy shit we're so backthanks for hosting I hope you have a MARVELOUS week ahead of you
>>580896581Ai would be cuter if you removed her eyes
>>580896542Thanks for hosting
>>580895863I am literally in love with Fusaichi Pandora
>>580896280maybe kita inherited it from the dam side
>>580896542Thank you for hosting these again!
>>580896480still both slowed the fuck down because tachyon got in the way, may as well been blocked even if the formal condition was only a frame or two
>>580896581
>>580896542>Falkek era of Sunday derby is over
>>580896542It's looks like my Inari One second place Insane lmaooAnd Tama won
>>580896542Thanks for hosting! MARVELOUS!!!!>>580896779my paizuri slave
>>580896795I mean if that didn't happen he's not getting nimble navigator and not winning anyway.
>>580896806SEX
>>580896806That father? Me.
>>580896542>Same Channel!4Channel
>>580886223Only global
>>580896826For now...
>>580896231I will still post Mirako, I'm just teasing the seaturd
>>580896806
Ok this is definitely last lobby for today for me3216334332163343
>>580897214You need to get a life desu
>>580897214789 lmao
>>580896991Impregnate CocoonElope with EishinEdging GimletEat Glasse's assFucka the VodkaDo Windy's stinkyGrow Bamboo's mammaries
>>580897121
>50k teams spotted in a game where team comp is infinite. nyoticing... i predict suzuka does the best btw.
>>580897023>if he hadn't gotten the 0.2 accel from nimble in exchange for the 0.5 accel from festive + moving past being blocked he wouldn't have won
This dirt G1 is so nice and convenient.
>>580897121I need a romantic relationship with Creek really badly.
>>580897560He's trying his best.
>>580897373Trainer's pov a second after those words
just click the button on him to see funny deleted posts
>>580897373Luna...
>>580897635
>>580897518That would say 50k even if every single player runs end xog + 2 debuffers, those are 50k distinct teams spotted in rooms
Reminder
>>580897673He got salty and hid it
>literal wall of ai slopreminder that no one cares seatroonyoure worse than the stegotranny
>>580897181very based list
>>580886223the wait is almost over
Uh oh melty
I dont get Tama skill>turns skill on>turns tail held hight>nothing happens??
they are just making up words now
>>580897820THAT club is not mentioned
>>580898149Big OvertakeBecome as Front
Ty bros for joining
>>580897121>>580897432>>580897613I love her so much…
>>580898319>nowBro this is from the golden gen
>>580898319Phalohfinosus is cool though
>>580898353As i said nothing happens, idk>turn skill that increases target speed in mid race>cant catch no oneProbably i need another whites, but idk how it's works
>>580898319that's the sound i make when i sniff her armpits after a race
boysex NOW
I'm on a really good run right now... so top option right?
>>580898540More power, more activators, more zoom
>>580898319technically, every word is made up
>>580898319phalapiss will never be part of the golden gen
>>580886223If there were manga umas as well I would put (not)Osaichi George at #3
>>580898770This Falcon is... SMART?
>>580897820This is what my Grok tells me when I ask him to describe the clubs
>>580898719Never top it's ether winning or charm
>>580898770shut up Falco
>>580898319phimosis sexo
>>580898719winning or charm, top is a 10% chance to go well and a 90% chance for -20 in every stat
>>580898540max wit max velocity umastan never get pdm'd
>>580898770You're made up
What are all the chances for every option?
Hey I just met youAnd this is crazyBut here's my numberSo call me maybe?
>if i want to be cool Tamamo Cross main i need to buy Bourbon from selector for operation CacaoDamn... That's rough
Feels great to run it back and win with Vodka when I lost in the finals with her in my 1st career run
>>580899382Miss I'm your gynecologist
>>580899382Do NOT fall for the ningen propaganda. Only I will fall for it.
>>580888719Festive miracle is nearly pointless on seiun. It's like 300 sp taking festive/triple 7 (assuming you were taking 2 heals already anyway) all for around a 66% chance to get 0.1 accel and 0.05 velocity. Seiun already comes with 0.4 anyway.
>>580899382not the same unless she's singing it completely out of tune and losing her breath.
>>580899378Oh you don't just get hints but actually learn it? That's amazing.
Kyoto Turf 2200m722525847225258472252584
>>580899803>Aoi>losing her breathYou're thinking of Riko
>>580899382Trainer's never gonna kiss a ningen!
>>580898870tits or gtfo
>>580898319how do japanese people even pronounce this
>>580898061Trannny
>>580900007ふぁらえのっぷしす maybe? seems straightforward
>>580899378the chance is 0% if you don't take it
>>580899859789 incoming >spectate offlmao
>>580900007They pronounce it as ファレノプシス
>>580899803that's the wrong ningen, anon...
>>580900409Good old Hot Brownie and Laser Eyes
>>580899859Sweet Doto ran out of breathKyoto Turf 2200m, part 2982531529825315298253152
>>580900409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>580899886>>580900313I was thinking about that one URA event where she and the trainer dance to umapyoi and she can barely keep up while singing...but yeah that's kinda true.
>>580899967No
>>580899382>Carly Rae Jepsenthat's like 50 years ago
>>580900225>neutral evilI just know the one who named that horse is peruvian
>>580900587789 LMAO
>>580900789post it pt 2
Why is Palmer so cold?
poor Tazuna
>>580900587>afraid to post results againyou're such a shitter it's hilarious.
>>580900880but he won
>>580900837We spent a couple of months in a paradise island, she's getting used to colder climate
Palmer will NEVER have the elegance of a Mejiro and she's a DISGRACE to the family
>>580900837derbulence in the upper atmosphere has drawn in cold air from the neighboring mountainous region
>>580900980Bright would say this
>>580900956Uh oh umma defending his fat bf
zenno rob roy would act like this
One of these things is not like the others
>>580900980The solution is to start a new branch family
>>580900980MANY people are saying this.
>>580900745YOU'RE from like 50 years ago too.
>>580901037
>>580901209
>>580900980Dober would say this
Yea that stuff is inflated as hell. I've been riding on A's only and now I get a fucking S+ playing unity for the first time lmao
>>580901037She would.
>>580900980Yeah, and?
theyre not ever gonna animate the Bakushin Manga but it would go ballistic
>>580901265evil horse I hate you
>>580901607>Marked
>>580900980She seems fine to me
>>580900980Blame her zoomer GF for turning her bad
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>580900980there is only one mejiro who carries on the elegance of her family name anyway, what's one more ruined mejiro?
>>580901771
>>580899364Rude!
>>580901704they definitely will at some point after cingray is fully animated
>>580901704they're never animating it because it sucks
whoa I have 8000 caratsthat's like...5 tenners or somethingwhoa
>>580902150don't snack it's not worth it
>>580901738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05iuEHvCg58Does this look like an evil horse to you?
>>580902096whining ticket truth nuke image
>>580902150It costs 7 tenners too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHbEdQ0-ZM
i hate denary so much
>>580902279nobody cares
>>580901704Zero aura.
>>580902279I care. Cute Mirako.
>>580902279Why the fuck are those videos so short?
>>580901704All two chapters of it?
Something has gone terribly wrong when the only moments people actually remember from the SAKURA LAUREL manga are not of her.
>>580902279It approaches
>>580902227>carefully chosen swimsuit that exudes a safe amount of eroticism while evoking feelings of protectiveness to those who see heryeah
>>580901136white woman spotted
>>580902227This video's text is in error. All of Mejiro Bright's moments are Mejiro Bright's cute moments.
>>580902594Thats just kind of how it is for some horses, the whole world happens around them
>>580902594...because the story hasn't gotten to 1996 yet
>>580902530You're also a 789 shitter
>>580902594It's hard to remember the main story when it takes tangents that no one asked for about characters that no one cares about every 5 chapters
>>580902932cute cute cute
>>580902932
why isn't Tact playable yet
>>580902932Just one of those Weis...
nobody caresshut up
>>580902939Uh oh melty
>>580903138Too daring.
>>580903191i care i askedfinemo wife cute
umasumi
>>580902939I don't get this meme
>>580903198I'm not the one losing rooms like a fucking loser
>>580903191I too say this to finemo whenever she speaks.
>>580900980Then that means it is no trouble for her to move into my apartment and become my wife? Thanks, Dober.
the only thing melting here is my ice cream
>>580903329Sumasuma
>>580900959the one thing i never figures out is the panty tanline on her legi mean, i know they shoved it to the side, but wouldn't that just be lining the connecting part of her crotch and leg instead?the tanline implies she removed one leg, but then wouldn't the fabric be sort of dangling on the other instead of clinging enough to block the patch from the sun?
>>580903392My cock melting inside of you
>>580903348Why was 6 scared of 7?
>>580903389>>580900980
>>580903361stop posting these creatures
>>580903473who the fuck is 6
>>580903359enough about umama
>>580903473Because 7 lost its Wei
>>580903389>>580903528
>>580903575That's V tho
>>580903548I only have one saved so you're in luck. This time.
i want to fuck helios' mouth until her jaw is ruined enough that she can no longer spew any zoomerspeak
>>580903473
>>580903652DON'TLOSEYOUR WEEEEEI
>>580903684
>>580903779
>>580886223My faves have kind of shifted around since the game first launched
>>580903998Bourbon would never use modifications (implants)
Helios being attached to zoomer memes is such a shame.
>>580903548creature mention?
>>580903935
>>580904146fuck off localization schizo
>>580903348It's because someone posted this during one of his thread war melties
>>580904190ears too big
>>580904190
>>580904220that was his own lobby btwOh and he didn't win plat that cm lmao
>>580904146Gibberish >:(Gibberish, japan :O)))))
>>580896337I don't normally care for Vodka, but I had a guilty fap with her where I imagined convincing her with "yeah all the cool people are having sex, we should totally have sex too" and "yeah, cool people actually go bareback" and "jk you're a total uncool cumpdump and my property for taking cock this easily" as I nut inside her.
I've only won plat 3 times and I'm okay with that.
>>580896337ugly little shit
>>580886223wtf do i do
This explains everything.
>>580904449You do not pretend to be good at the game
>>580904196
>9stam>Style pinkwhen will this hell end
>>580904618yeppers
>Phallus o penis' third career objective is to *win* the Oka Showat
>>580904439being possessive with uokka is fine but calling her "uncool" is a bridge too far.
Why tf am I racing vs shadow niggas now
>People talking gameplay and their fave uma wives>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SO RACIST AND HATE THEM
>>580904618I think mambo would beat the shit out of yeppers, so mambo
>>580904642It's worse than you could possibly imagine.
>>580904848that's Suzuka's story, right? that race was so kinostop skipping dialogue
>>580904910Who are you kidding?
>>580904910It's just V melting down
>>580904848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKdAYy6biXo
>>580904943Is it hard to play uma with 8 legs?
I wish filipinos were real
>>580904943moot was right about Aussies
>>580905109unfortunately, they are, and i hate themi hope their entire country explodes
I love my wife
>>580904658You should date Mejiro Palmer.
>>580905187yeah blast that spoiled little ratbeast
>>580905281That's not nice
>>580885995Falco is kinda cute... desirable even
>>580905395Few are mentioning this
>>580905395stop samefagging, turd falco
>>580905173wtf i was expecting her to have a kawaii uguu voice, not sound like a boy
Can I get a QRD on why the filipinos are obsessed with the roman number 5?
>>580905395Her roommate is cuter. Is she single?
>>580905474stop samefagging, turd whorren
>>580904778I want to humiliate and bully girls I like.
>>580905527thats a hag not a boy
>>580905395nah, just cute
>>580905395
Gold City feet in my mouth
There are only two kinds of umas.Derby winners.And shitters.
>>580905395Desirable to take to the fair and leave when she's not paying attention so I can go spend the night with Light Hello.
>>580905467>>580905474>>580905543You don't mean it
>>580905395>you want to have career destroying sex with falco>she tells you no because she's everyone's idolSmart Falco? More like Dumb Falcuck
>>580905527>that voice>a boyyou retard
American Umanko
>>580905782He's probablt american aka fag
>maya's biggest nightmare is waking up as maruzensky
Why can't you kids behave? Jeez.
>>580905981
>>580905995I CAN SEE IT
>>580905395I'm saying this
>>580905573I too say this.
Umama status?
>>580905709trvke
>>580906089No, you can't
Falco hours?
>FalcoHas lovey dovey sex with her torena before and right after her idol concerts>CurrenMakes her torena watch her get fucked by sweaty fat ugly bastards for her umafans
>>580906079Symbolis are too strong
>>580906220I'm a pudgy ojiisan but I'm on the handsome side, can I fuck Curren too?
>>580906220Curren would make her torena get fucked by sweaty fat ugly bastards for her umafans
>>Curren>Makes her torena watch her get fucked by sweaty fat ugly bastards for her umafans
I'm going to the store to buy more chocolate milk. Anyone else want anything?
Any trannies?
>>580905810Grass locked herself in her room today so that she can spend all day watching the NFL
>>580906474Zamn, King's daddy looks like THAT?!
>>580905395falco LOVE
>>580906248Luna is my wife for a reason
>>580906216Yeah
Those fat ugly bastards? All me.
>>580906216GOOD hours
>>580886223Tachlove, also Dober higher than expected
I wasn't able to get hard for the past 2 days but out of nowhere I'm back to being horny, I wonder what was that.
>>580906216for GOOD and KIND torenas, every hour is falco hour.
>>580906614Silly puppy here. It'd be lovely to make an all Symboli team one day
>>580906671It's Falco
>>580906530Umama
>>580906617Falco blast!
>>580905323holy woman moment
>>580906729One day, maybe, when I'm bored...
>/uma/nons this sunday
>>580906079I love the voice of this woman. https://files.catbox.moe/e1dt2o.mp4
Be careful of your trainee's bestie. They are demons.
>>580905323paama burdening my face
>>580906671your balls finished reloading retard
holy FUCK all you niggas really went through a fucking thousand comparisons?
>>580906748Falco is very cute but she isn't sexyShe is probably one of the least sexy umas in the game along with Ryan and Air Shakur
>>580906995Both have excellent voices, and now I want them to both whisper into my ears at the same time, fighting for
>>580907047>he chose all of themThat's why you go only for Global umas
>>580907047nyo, did global only
>>580907047you didnt go through all umas and just selected the ones that appeared on global right?
>>580907047nyes
>>580906185this image would be ten times better if you could see another reporter interviewing Falco's trainer alongside Aoi in the background
>>580906995rudolf brutally publically outhagged.the way she says "rudorufu" is so good though
>>580907047the sorter is basically done with your top20 by #300 the rest is just sorting the rest idk why there isn't an option to just get to your top10 it's not like clicking on the uma next to shakur 50 times is going to change anything
>>580907047No, that’s why I went with global only
>>580907137I dunno, Ryan and Shakur's belly do things no Falco alt couldShe's too much of an idol autist in the not-sexy way>>580907247Or Suzuka, it's so funny
>uses V.Bourbon in the big 2026 when power Bourbon existsIs Seriru the biggest V.Bourbon glazer?
>>580907232holy BA->Yuckey no 2
>>580907232yurobro...
>>580907516SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop pretending to be Falcofags, nobody /here/ even pulled for her alt
>>580907137I can't be the only one who finds her legs incredibly hot
>>580907451what's wrong with Brickey
stop pretending that you play the game whorren faggot all you ever do is post dog shit softcore porn animations
>>580886223Feel free to bully me.
>>580907137Ryan is sexy, she just has a terrible fashion sense
>>580907658
>>580907434Seriru doesn't know how to make fronts, he is the king of pacechuds. He will tell you to spend 200 hours making a groundwork Pasa (forma de pace promote) before suggesting making a front. And he DOES suggest making a front, it's going to be V Bobo because he's lazy.
>>580907619I didAnd I got herI have both Falcos and CurrensAnd I'll impregnate both so their rivalry will stop
>>580907847bland and boring
>>580907939That too
>Digitan asks if she can draw me>Say yes>She very obviously made me look chubbier in it
>>580907673Nobody plays the game lmao. It's literally just a chore simulator now. I log in, I start auto run, I go shit or something, ????, profit.
>>580908109
>>580907939Delicious Natie my precious Natie
>>580908109Wow, that would take a full mural.
>>580908148you take 50 minute shits?
>>580908148I am playing it right now
>>580908280No wonder he's in a bad mood
>>580908334sorry for you
>hair all messy and let my weight go to avoid women and their issues>enter tracen as a new trainer>assigned uma gives me this lookshould be fine
>>580908228
>>580907847good list ruined by gold shitter
Security is useless at Tracen.
>>580908280Yes. I usually start a run, start a shit, and by the time it's out and I gotta start another run and more shit bubbles up to start the process again. Easily 5 hours of shitting a day.
>>580908578Gold Ship got me my first URA win when I started on Global. I will always keep Gold Ship near the top of my lists.
>>580908582What do you mean useless? He's making sure umas get to properly rape the traines in peace
>>580908680>going to infirmary for a night owldon't do that, you get cured on a full heal and it barely affects the run
>>580908715Teiobwo...
>>580908527>hair all messyI tried this but my trainee just fixed it on the spot when she saw me.I really liked how she styled it too.
>>580907658Umadol thighs are real
>>580908904At least the eating part is good.
nth run without decent Long spark parent awardPissing away borrows like theres no tommorow
>>580908883>>580908582He's preventing the trainers from leaving.
>>580908883He's supposed to stop the rapes! That is why we campaigned to add security to the trainer dorms in the first place!
>>580908890It's been six months already
I'm the only one here who has both Curren and Falco casual outfits
When is the daily reset? I woke up to only 3 borrows.
>>580909184you can cure it during summer resting then
>>580909247daily reset happens once a week at varying times, usually around midnight (your local time) on Tuesday but sometimes it's delayed by up to a few days
>>580909178And you thought the URA (Uma Rights Association) campaigned for that as well for the sake of trainers? The security was added to ensure the rapes WOULD happen, not because *pfft* trainer rights
>>580907958Noticed that too lol. For LoH guides he always starts by introducing other styles than fronts. And whenever fronts are just too strong he just makes a V.Bourbon
>>580909262>12 months afflicted with a single stupid status effect>like 4 energy down eventsGay ass game desu whoever decided infirmary could fail multiple times needs to be castrated
(((he))) is gonna bake now that our EU bakers went to sleep
>>580901704>>580902094Until her VA recovers from whatever mental exhaustion she is experiencing, warranting a small hiatus
>>580909385I am a trainer and I have rights! Like the right to not be raped! If this is the direction Tracen is going, then I'm turning in my badge and finding new work! Away from Umas!
Real WitGod
>>580909487How about you bake yourself instead of making these dogshit posts?
>>580909202Sexo Rob Roy
>>580909487
>>580908830golshi was my best ace in 4 separate CMs. i still think she's annoying and unfunny
>>580909465That was Delbert Cygames, and you mustn't let John Cygames catch you talking that way about his baby boy because he will cancel your account so fast it'll make your head spin I tell you what
>>580909425>He will tell you to spend 200 hours making a groundwork Pasa (forma de pace promote) before suggesting making a fronthe's so based
>>580909561no one says this
>>580909528why is bakushin's VA always having a crashout
hashirapehashirapehashirape umamusumanko
>>580909892hrt?
>>580902227mommy
>>580909547
hi nonny......
I never got a concrete answer on which of these I should get.Already have MLB Mr CB
>>580910145where cock
>retards don't even know why we call Seriru the "witgod" and say retarded shit like >>580909547grim
>>580910162ramonu
When is Pie-O-My being added to Umamusume?
>>580910162RamonuBut that sweepy is sex
>>580910145Man I can tell that face is fucked even though most of it is covered. Brutal
>>580910162It's the wrong SweepyBut Ramonu
>>580909487I'm not jewish so stop using ((())), ok?
>>580907958>>580909805>loves Pasa>pacechud enjoyer>hates frontseven if he's not always correct, he'll always be the most based
>>580910145It's the wig's fault this looks bad
>>580910302kys v
>>580910162Depends on whether you're a pedo or a hagmaxer.But in terms of gameplay it's Ramonu
>>580910218It's fitting because his fans are retards
>>580910226>>580910232>>580910249alright I'm trusting you guys, don't let me downand yeah fuck wrong sweepy card
if horses don't exist in the umaverse, are zebras a thing?
>>580910218>retards still falling for the same bait
>>580910339meat in all the wrong places isn't helping
>>580910162Sweepy is so cute. She thinks she is so clever hiding that third straw but she has no clue I can see it lol.
>>580910145Looking cute
>>580910369Nyoppers, lets be friends instead
>>580910424zebras aren't even a thing irl they are a gaslight by zoos
>>580910519I worked at a zoo as the zebra painter. Can confirm they are just black and white donkies painted with strips.
>>580910519ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>580910424Is pegasus just an angel uma?
>>580910519>>580910670This but unironically but with Pandas
>>580910675i miss the ded thread zoos blowjobs i got..
what in the hell build are you even supposed to use for someone like this?
Sorry Danchou i did a bit more research and apparently Emulation has just gotten like really fucking good across the board so the manual fan runs will have to wait a bit
>>580910719Guangdong is a beautiful place with the best zoo in the world.
>>5809107263spd 1 sta 1 wit LHit could be worse, the 20% guts growth umas exist
>>580910736show me them legs baby girl
>>580910857>manual fan runswhat are the bluds at mambo doing
>>580910909with full power inheritance? will try if I can manage to not let it become a witlet
>>580910726power sparks 3 speed your strongest wit card and cope with 900-1000 witThat 10 wit is saving you from having to aim for 2 speed 2 wit high rolls
>>580911012mainly stam legacies with some power, you have to rely on your wit card highrolling
>>580910925I wish my mambros would do fan runs...
>>580910857I thought 3DS Emulation was dogshit and then Azahar came out and its basically as perfect as GBA emulation. I hate AI but man it has some good applications when an actually intelligent person uses it
>waiting for fan run to be over to play a manual ace run>2 mins left>1 min left>finish fan run>...>immediately queue another onedanchou mindbroke me
>>580911012>>580911145 (me)i forgot to ask, building for medium or long?if medium then scratch what i said and make it mainly power legacies with some wit
If you want me to explode inside of you, just ask. Stop with the passive aggressive act nonny
>>580911165Artificial Intelligence + Natural Intelligence = AI CaviarArtificial Intelligence + Natural Stupidity = AI Slop
>>580911151Leave and drop to A
>>580910675>>580910720>/bag/gots in my uma musume general
>>580911314Don't use pictures of my wife for you gay ERP you disgusting faggot
>>580911314man kill yourself with your weird avatarfagging
>>580910925>30mins vs 50mins>no thinking so you can watch a movie while doing a run>danchou will be happyit's just more efficient
>>580911165because retards need to learn to differentiate between useful functional AI and generative AI. the latter is a cancer to society
The jannies are dead...
noooooooooo my images...........
Go on retards, bake 3 threads
my son will make a ryan thread
No bake
I'm gonna bake, don't bake
umanko.jpg
>>580911568just press the button on him
But I'm baking already
>>580911270for the CM
>>580911708And my son will make a Sweepy thread.
>>580911314This could've been a DM
>>580911781this next cm is medium so yea, what i said there
>>580911770nothing will happen, you lost
>>580911165AIs are better engineers than most people (although the average programmer is basically a web code monkey so it's not that big of a challenge)hating it makes no sense unless you don't value your time (learning skills is still nice but you're not likely to match its capabilities unless you're already adept in your field)
If the uma in the OP is one of these >>580779054Then it's a V shitter bake
>>580911770What do you think I've been doing
my favourite uma is pretty derby
>>580911403that uma owes me fellatio
>>580910736Why hide the legs
>>580911738>>580911775>it's been 5 minutes and still no bake
if you don't bake by the time I hit post cooldown (2 mins from now) I'll do it, you've been warned>angry_curren_pouting.png
>>580912278>>580912278>>580912278
>>580912287V bake btw
>page 1 bake
>>580911902I just think too many people trust it wholesale. And thats not even to speak in the people using it as a "creative" outlet
more like buena shitsta
>>580912287wow, right on cueshan't
someone properly bake
Bue is an Umama uma not a V uma. I don't see the need to counterbake
>>580911928>>580912516It's V's uma too now
Buema looks like a mob uma
>>580912583Why? Umama dumped v for /jew/club
>>580912676>implying they're not friends on discord
Real >>580912875>>580912875>>580912875
