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>>580939414This is my new favorite pic
Does Light Hello's womb still work?
Now now I guess who baked this thread
I'm just gonna say it. I like umas.
>>580939534Not the mentally ill troon
>>580939517What a silly thing to choose
>>580939520Yes, she's not creek
>>580939534this is the work of.... sundayman
>>580939562not heliostranny thread? how are you so sure of that
>>580939520No hags
I love men.
Bueeeeee
>>580939650Because I baked it and I'm not a faggot thread e-celeb
Didn't see the new bake2574754725747547
>>580939589No silly, just sirius
>>580939690I love burgers
>>580939610t.Creek
I have no clue who V or umamamanor whatever e-celeb lives rent free in your head. All I know is the thread becomes actively worse whenever you faggots talk about e-celeb.
>>580939690I love you...
I love I forgor
>>580939619Not really. The artist is a huge Sirius stan
>>580939704Kawakami deserves correction
>>580939798Gold City's trainer
>>580939742https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=OVvZgsyzwaFX6Tyo-wRKuIha7411650074116500
>>580939641>lost by a necki should really do a few more runs for Med S at least but i am so tired of oguri
>>580939817you should reserve that for a special someone.....
>>580939690Same...
>>580939750Stunning and brave...
Me and my foes hate grand live.
>>580939934I want you to be my special someone...
>>580939728>waiting for the thread to be over to answerPathetic beyond words
real tranny hours
>>580939619>>580939841He draws some but it's not that common, sillyus is their soulI like this onehttps://x.com/amai_no_eat/media?filter=photo
>>580939918it's funny how often this happens
Mejiggro, 77% complete:https://jiggie.fun/eNzuephttps://jiggie.fun/eNzuephttps://jiggie.fun/eNzuep
>>5809399186/9I'll make this one the last one
at this point we should just vibecode a /uma/ dating app to keep it out of the thread
>>580940120They can just just grinder can die from AIDS
>>580939954This Dober looks like she's into men
i got so many sirius this thread and the lastthanks
>>580940120>none of this would happen if we shunned and stoned the leaker>this thread defends the leaker and wants moreYou retards deserve this thread
>>580939918https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SMPfQdEubj884KCU0niioEw-Thanks everyone for joining>>580940065If you're blocked you're blockedThis is happening more than often
>>580940339Np
Didnt someone say they were vibecoding some simulator that can do "1 Million simulated runs" or some other such thingwhy would you even want one million. I think 10 thousand gets the point across
>>580940015I'll believe it when I see it
waheygood morningu
>>580940427>some simulator that can do "1 Million simulated runs"The new hakuraku features?
>>580940339It's the best part of silly hours>>580940426Thx
>>580940385thanks for hosting, it was nice to see so many tryhards today
>>580940463
>>580940371You're right start kicking people out of Uma&Co till the leaks stop
We fucked
>>580940371>retards avatarfag and get made fun of>their opsec is shit and their embarrassing shit is leaked>making fun of this is "siding with leakers" somehow and not just laughing at all retards involved
>>580940703
>>580940703you cant post that
>>580940534V tryhards and still loses lmao
Mambo
>>580940703UOOOOOH
>>580940703You can post that
>>580940703Why don't people post porn of umas with actual tits instead of this pedotrash.
>>580940703turbo's twins...
>>580940604Remember when he got dumped in the thread and was crying like a bitch
>>580940438You want me to get that fbt?
>>580940995It doesn't matter because they were just ERPing in the previous thread
>>580940969be the change you want to see nigga
>>580940060that gimlet is sufficiently sillycute kris
>>580940969I like fat tits, but I dont want to get banned
>>580940703>small buds but with big suckable nippleskino
>>580940969Because most are ugly
>>580940371So V? he was the one who started the doxxing trend after the BBB incident
>>580941043There is also these two
>>580941087Ugly midget
>>580941026you don't need all that silly...
>>580941087cute shortstack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j6U2uoV7QY
>>580940995U**** going back to /uma/club was post nut clarity.
>>580941284Then what should I do...
>>580941284>>580941552Go ERP somewhere else.Also Dantsu a cute.
Chiyono face is extremely punchable
>>580941552DM
>>580941596Fuck off
If you neighas have less plats than V I'll come for your ass
>>580941552I like that Dantsu and Mirako are roommatesthat's a cute pairing. I like roommate pairings that are good friends.
>Pace Xog 40% WR>End Xog 40% WR>across 3 million racesalright now how the fuck does that happen
>>580940913Stupid hat
>>58094170740+40 is 80% which is the % chance of xog's ult to go off
Wtf is a fbt
>>580941776alright but isnt end xog supposed to be more consistent overall? Pace xog doesnt have a backup recovery
they're very good friends
>>580941707uh?
>>580940120brb reskinning my horse tinder app
>>580941865Creek's a pedo
>>580941856an average pace xog is better than an average end xog because the average end xog is made by a retard
>>580941865god i wish i was getting smothered by creeku's enormous breasteses right about now
>>580941979hey nowignited stam is enough most of the timeits kinda like straightaway recovery but,,, later
>>580941882pace bobo? huh?
>>580942078It's one guy and he's a good player
>>580941087My hero...
I wish I was Juice Digitan
>>580942123>31% win rate>good
>>580941662https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12189678
The dangerous Mejiros
front runners suck for 3 cms in a row and then completely demolish Arima Kinen, even when Late Surgers have Lose Yourself
>>580942192What are you looking at?
>>580942218Ugly Mejiros
>>580942192
>>580942078Forcing front runners into becoming pace chasers is so lewd. Tried with Seiun but couldn't like in the past when she could pull being an end closer.
>>580942284It's because to run Fronts on Long you need to have a cracked deck to begin withChicken & Egg
>>580942284Yeah no one really knows how the game works
Does anyone have the maru fan run schedule?
>>580942470
>I missed out on silly posting cuz I was busy
oh good they fucked off to discord
>>580942470You don't even need dirt or sprint aptitude for fan runs, mile to long is enough
>>580942518See you next time
>>580942592That better be a promise
Speaking of Sirius, does anyone have that one webm where she tells you rou say "rough" and then it's revealed she had you on a leash?
Are we still getting 1/2 TP URA?Ace runs decimated my daily fan.
I just checked, we're soon to hit comfy hours
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/pIdcgp>https://jiggie.fun/pIdcgphttps://jiggie.fun/pIdcgp>https://jiggie.fun/pIdcgphttps://jiggie.fun/pIdcgp
>>580942321nobody says this
>>580942512Thank you anon.
>>580942705If U and V fuck off to discord then yeah
>>580942750I do. Mejiros aren't sexy.
>>580942681"rough"?>>580942705EURO/AUSSIE HOURS!?
LOOK at what auto-career has wrought.Musumes denied their stories, because their trainer couldn't be bothered to even show up anymore.
>thinking about orenjis>suddenly remember the orenji anime songah, it's almost december, the best time to be with anons...
>>580942801i just blushed
>>580942801Yeah, because you say "rough" and it sounds like "ruff ruff", and I think she calls you "good puppy" for it
>>580942804I never read their stories even when I had to show up.
I think I just passed 1,000,000 points in Team Trials without using a parfait for the first time.
>>580942804>caring about shit umas
>>580942897start saving your parfaits, you will need them for LoH
>>580942804I don't train anybody whose story I haven't read yet. Except in Trackblazer I did with a couple of them, but that isn't relevant anymore.
>>580942953should i buy them
>>580943000yes
>>580943000from the daily shop? yeah, in LoH you can use items so you can give yourself great mood for every single race ticket
>>580942897>Use Parfait>Get around a million points.>Don't use Parfait>Get over 1.1 million.I will never understand TT. All my highest scores have always been without parfaits.
I've played 6 different games today for like 15 minutes to an hour each and I fucking played uma in between all of them god just give me a new vice already holy shit
>>580943148low mood may affect positioning against the NPCs and let you trigger more back of the pack skills
>>580943182Find a woman to rape
Ogulin ripping massive ass
>>580942953>This pleases me
>>580942801O-oh... Yes...
>>580943231saar?
>>580943327It's fine, they learn to like it
>>580943292You are weak anon....
>>580943385This and pic related but unironically
>>580943385>tranny hands typed this
>>580943402You are like a baby
>>580943385Sirius would aggressively brag about how she could easily beat you up and then given the opportunity she would go meek and mute but too awkward to admit thats not what she likes
>>580943516I kneel...
You only like Sirius because of the silly edits
>>580943516>6 9 AND 7
>>580943543Yes! I also replaced everything about her with my silly headcanon.
>>580943543i like both silly and sexy symboli
>>580943385>It's fucking Teio again, isn't it
>>580943493I despise umas like Sirius, I'd dump her ass if she tried to pull this off on me.
>>580943591
>>580943516the FAT FUCKS in my team ate all my parfaits.......
go hate these sillies
>>580943675To be fair I coast in class 5.5 and never use them
>>580943543Not trueI also like the fact that she'd probably enjoy switching dom and sub roles with me
>>580943650Post it, I love the abusive Natie copypastas.
What's SoE or LoH or these impossible to decipher acronyms?
>>580943737Whore
>>580943667I have a massive savior complex so I'd totally stay there until the end
>>580943148Parfaits are like adding +4 to a d100 roll. Yes, you get better results, but it's trivial compared to just highrolling.
>>580943402>>580943516I'm so shit at this game I can't do anything right
>>580943795>mutt>stallion
>>580943772Symbol of eternity and lay on hands
>>580939554
>>580943772Sounds of EarthLeague of Heroes
>>580943892Don't worry anon we're all shit at this game.
>>580943762So far I've loved all the pastas I've found here
>>580943884TL note: オヤツ means dog treats when written in katakana
you guys are such fags
i give up. I fucking hate team trials, it's the worst part of the game40+ attempts and I cannot retain because for some reason my team cannot do 983k this week
>>580944071Takes one to know one.
>>580943795that's my pov
>>580943543Umm, no. I actually really want a bad bitch to demean and ruin me.
Dont forget your TT for the daillies
>>580944090Git gud
>>580943772The only acronym you need to learn is SiL.
>>580944090Did you redo your roster with GL? 1 mill should be pretty easy to achieve
>>580944090>demotionlollmao>>580944118>promotionlollmao
>>580943674I HATE HELIOS
>>580944196But did you do your TTs yet?
>>580943884>puppy-chan!>yes?>what do you like?>more than dog treats... YOU!>*smug sirius*
Can you lot stay under a million for the rest of the scenario please?I don't want to waste TP having to pump out clanker umas in a month or two.
>>580944118i completely fucking forgot what promotion range even looks like. i haven't seen this since july 2025.
you hate it because you refuse to improve. instead what you should hate is yourself. stop escaping your fears.
>>580944245always my bwigga, gotta get those bonds up
>>580944330>Gorilla
>>580944240
update your fucking TT team
>>580944180yep, all UG+ too and some even have goldship uniquejust some dumb nigger system with random racetracks and conditions. I lose most of my races and even when I get 5/5 wins it doesn't matter because i get like 970k points or some shit
>>580944330I miss her bros...I think of her everytime I go to the gym...
7 and I rape Rice4 and Bourbon rapes me0 and I fap to them making outdubs and I impregnate them both
>>580944004all the neicha posts and this is the one that makes me gosling every time
>>580944334Nice!>>580944286Im too lazy to update my TT umas. So I switching between 5 and 6 for over a year now.
>>580944295rice swisha
The litmus to test if someone understands team trials is to ask how significant focus vs concentration is, and is someone should take sympathy.
>>580944382>I don't even have a full UG roster>Still make over a million points.Sounds like a skill issue anon.You also DO level all your cards right?
>>580944419Don't open this then
>>580944507this one looks like a blowjob
>>580944486I take them both and max my amount of skills
>>580944376no
>>580942335then it's not just one guy
>>580944407Faggot
>>580944486I will always take sympathy because it's the kinda nice thing to do
>>580944376for what purpose class 6 is free
>>580944419Why does being physically abused trigger that reaction within you
Still in Love might not have much to offer, but she'll give you all of her love.
>>580944607She definitely fucked fat men
>>580944295Rice wouldn't say this
>>580944618My dahby wife...https://youtu.be/cJDxsK-DbDc
>>580944090get wit and buy gold skillsget at least 5 on each of your aces
>>580944607
bros... my trainee just raped me and she started crying and urges me to cut ties with her before I get harmed again. I cried too because it felt painful but I don't wanna leave her, what should I do?
>>580944697yeah, me
>>580944642is not the abuse but neicha's internal conflict and jealousy that gets me the most but I like the abuse too
>>580944676She could always use improvements...
>>580943516I didn't even know Parfaits were ever gonna be useful
>>580944676>anorexic Shit yandere
>>580944382The TT tryhards have a list with the best umas for each position/track. I once quickly glanced over and saw that NY Opera was used as a front for longs, I trained one SS+ Unity and now she is one of my higher earners, and my team is full of UG5+ umasMaybe if you rearrange your umas you can do better
>>580944745Amagami posting will never stop being the best kind of posting here
>>580944796stop replying to yourself
>>580944737>>580944796Real
>>580944779I just keep buying it for no reason. Same as clocks, got 2k of them now
>>580944773Have you considered jumping from a rooftop?
V and Umama status?
this thing is so worthless
>>580944892Sorry, but I'm not a fan of disgusting flatties. Now Ramonu... that's a woman right there
kissies?
>>580944930They are fuckign each other right now and you're thinking about them, get help.
Something about everyone leaning forward at the same time during the last spurt that looks really cool.
>>580944773This is what the people of my language actually believe btw, they think just because SiL being yandere = huge boobies
>>580944874Yeah I've been buying out the entire shop for months, don't have that many clocks since Mant almost drained me, but I'm already getting close to 1k
>>580944607She looks so plain for a nu-uma
>>580944607Cutietype
>>580945057That's a good thing
bawk bitch
>>580944607/uma/ thinks this boring design is good
>>580944376I don't know how to
If a well-dressed plain girl with a good bust doesn't fill your heart with love then there's something wrong with you
>>580944642The abuse is just a sign of desperation and how badly the girlwoman wants to keep you to herself. In other words, love.
>>580945434I'd rather she express her love in other ways personally, but I guess that is a valid interpretation
>>580945192Yes, we love plain umas here
>>580944978
>>580944857V please
>>580945253All umas are ugly
>>580944983Proof?
>>580945729this nigga wants to goon to anons erping lmao
>>580945648verifiably false
>>580945837>cow and nazi
>>580945880I dont see the issue?
>>580944676a menhera's love is not real, so she's basically giving me nothingmight as well go for another uma
>>580945953retard
>>580944963anon?!?!?!
>>580946060LMFAO, hag only loves running.
Team Hymen...
>>580946378Hy"men"
>>580946378Men???
Guess the creature
Men
>>580946378>that spe with the chud face
If I get this late into the game, should I focus on popping more blue balls to get purple ones or focus on training normally?
>>580946627the chance of the blue ones showing up again as purple is pretty low. Just train normally
>>580946761>>580946861>>580946973Hey, bro. He said do not repost.
does this mean the solo songs performed during 4th live will be added into the game?
>>580947079
I updated my TT team. Don't know how I'm going to handle having 15 slots since I don't even have that many.
>>580947234kino
>>580946378
>>580947234man, this takes me backcan't well just rewind to 2025?
>>580947234If I remember right, you don't have to fill all the slots, even once they're unlocked. Anyway, you'll eventually get more girls than you know what to do with
>>580947308Rape.
>>580947234In 3 weeks we get free rolls on an uma banner
>>580947308wtf
>>580947340
>>580947340>can't we all just rewind to 2025?>>580947480the stroke got to me again...
Thoughts?
>>580947717Cute babyPerhaps cool baby
>>580947717I try to not have any
>>580947897Definitely cool baby. Possibly the coolest.
>>580947717put on the shoes NOW
>you looking very vulnerable there torena
>>580947717coolest mare
>>580944376I will when I'm done looping.
>>580947431>>580947445>when it's time to put the idol facade on
>>580944161Give me a way to contact you and i'll remember it.
…
>>580944376I still have a new unity uma in there and 2 of my long umas have like 3 gold skills because the chains didnt finish and I couldnt be bothered to do another GL run.I'm not playing any more of this scenario than I have to.
>>580947717Vodka would be SHOOK if she saw this
>>580947717the ugliest and most awful thing I've ever seen
Vodka lets her trainer dick her the long way like the cool mare she isScarlet doesn't respect her trainer's wishes and brutally fucks him all under the pretense of becoming Tracen's #1 RapistClearly Vodka is the coolest and Dasca stinks
>RP empty>TP empty>Autorun goingFeels good
Remember
>>580948308rape, folded over a thousand times
>>580948532Daisca would do THIS
>>580939413Are these decent sparks? Also PWR 2 MED 2 and it's Valentine Bourbon.
Who are the SIGMA of uma?
>>580948823you're gonna need a lot more than a blank list
>>580948572yes, remember _________________Machan___________
>>580948823they suck
Super super super strongest
would you guys gamble racing stam with this? i have a white recovery too and dober's green is 60 stam
>>580948823(me)>>580948860>>580948898Forgot to post pic, sorry.
>>580939610>>580939784>devs make one of the most caring and gentle character in the game so the player can feel loved for once>artists draw her cucked or infertileYou guys... are disgusting.
Vodka may be cool, but for me its still my tsundere cow wife.
>>580948914SUPER STRONG S
Why does Falco always have her mouth open?
>>580948898Rice wouldn't say this
Super Cringe S
>>580949065sorry lil bwo, she got used to me cumming in her mouth over and over againi'll use her ass next time so that the gaping wouldn't be noticeable
>>580948941it's aite
>>580949089Dont say that...
i haven't gotten 3* blue or loopa upgrade in a while... i'm losing hope
I want Kris S to take me. I need to be BROWNED by her.
Symboli Kris baSed actually
not everything has to be about sex
>>580949089No one says that
>>580949268Like this?
>>580948291I'll wait until you forget it
>>580948345She’d react like a medieval serf being exposed to modern day electronic music. Just pure existential dread.
it's called SPEAKI
>>580949268be careful what you wish for....
>it's another "get every skill you need" and no med S run you have to complete for event points
>>580949369cryer about it
I just saw the the text that my trainer canceled his outing with Falcon, he told her he's too backed up with work. We laughed about it, he lied toe that whore just so he could hang out with me!
>>580949369NO! THEY ARE CALLED CRYERS, BECAUSE THEY CRY ALOT!
supicryer
I love cryers
Semen retention status?
>>580949674no
>>580949556Look at this duuuuude
>>580949674Safe but I haven't gotten my 3rd daily store
>>580944276>>580944118I'll do it when I feel like doing manual runs on Unity. But Im not gonna bother cause 5.5 is comfy and I dont have to buy parfaits anymore
>>580950034unity probably worse for TTs just because of chains never finishing
>>5809496741M. I almost forgot to use my RP before going to bed
>>580949674 Oh, I heard about this. Curren constantly talks about semen (I don't know what that is) and how greasy fat balding old men splatter it all over her face and inside her "umanko" (I also don't know what that is).
>>580950034Kidasan...
https://youtu.be/sAiHb11awNg
>>580950087Yeah that's why most of the top TT players use Unity, because they are retarded
Arima Kinen test lobby65056708
>>5809496741.2m
>>580950087I dont get it... maybe you have a paypigged out deck or something? Half my deck are SR wit cards
>>580950316im pretty sure you use 1 speed unless you wannna try for an autistic highroll like the top autists
>>580950316I can run a 5 SSR deck in unity yeah, but it's just a known thing that all the unity events cuck support card events from showing up
>>580950316there's a billion free ssrs with usable golds
>Doing Tama festival>I dont need borows >i can play all day while workingComfy work hours
>go to trainer’s office for a meeting with light hello about the grand live (big concert)>trainer is closing his fly and light hello is wiping her mouth when i enter
>>580950631
danchou we have a guy who hasn't done a run all month and another with 20k fans this monththat means he hasn't even done his TT every weekdanchou this is why we keep slipping
>>580950467I always knew V is a saar that loves AI slop
>>580950467rip trainer's pelvis eviscerated by a fat fuck
>>580950974not V but good to know he is on your mind right now I guess
i still don’t have any usable grandparents
stallions...
Can someone post the chart with all the good cards to pull for each style in the future? Thanks
>>580950631I've had enough of the falcuck posts yesterday. she deserves true love and affection.
wish me luck bwochos
>>580951192which flavour of gaslight would you like
>>580951243it's only 14% it will be fine
>>580951243I've been doing up to 30% fails lately.
>>580950837>checks the graphsUmatism bro...
>>580951292Trueee
>>580951265that's the one I was looking for
>>580951192dont take that charts as gospel btw, it's just a guideline
is third person talk something jeets do
>>580951265Cute!
I'm starting to think some of you guys don't really want to be trainers, you just want to fuck the umas
>>580948952Nah. Super Creep is a deviant babyplay fetishist.
>>580951520luv natie
mennn........
>>580951586She even gets in trouble for it at school, canonically.
>>580951593men?
>>580951581those terms are not mutually exclusive.
hi ya
>>580951581Like we get a choice
i want to fuck umamusumes
>>580951828ai koppi
which anon should I umarape
>>580951871wait a minute
YES! FALCO SEX!
>>580951934HOEH
>>580951934Falco could never
becoming grass wonder’s trainer and exclusively communicating with her in american english
>>580951871I can't believe CB is trans..... wtf........
i have not washed my ass in a week
>>580952190i want tiny split scarlet
>>580951828Hello bro
>>580952228ovr repvtation….
>>580952190there are two scarlets inside youone is tsunthe other is dere
>>580951586>>580951671I'm still waiting for a flaw
yeppersex
>>580952496yex
>>580951265How can people afford all dat. Damn pigs are thicc
>>580952392I want to have sex with both of them
>>580952536You are not supposed to roll on all of them you silly willy
>>580952536you're supposed to roll for all of that
>>580952536that's a big horse
>>580952589very cool image but she’s not that thick
>>580952536You can pull on all those if you don't touch a single uma banner
>>580952536Is that George Lucas on the mic kek
>was clanking Tamamo for the affinity and fans>somehow got stam 3guess I'll make a stam parent
If i dont use borrows is it a good idea to blue run after classic year sparks? If i didnt get med s
>>580952717WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY too big
>>580952781carrot
>>580952815What do you mean blue run
>>580952896GLUE bro Think
I tried removing the maxed event Ardan card for an LB1 story Suzuka card and I got pretty much the exact same results but better skills.
>>580952896blue's glues
>>580952924less think more Shink
The view from the lead...
>>580952815depends whether you value time or tp refills more
>>580952883
Should I pick 30 or 200 for Oguri fatty event?On Spechan I always pick 100 and get away with it but on Oguri I always got fatty when I pick 200 for a few time so far.
>>580952924I mean if you dont care about the fans and have enough energy for another run then yeah. It was very common to do that during MANT since those careers took forever
>>580952936>newcutie getting better stats than my trainings (was here since the spe speed event)I think it might be over
>>580953025We are in a scenario where we almost only click speed and wit. Would you really take the overweight penality in such an enviroment?
>>580953025I think if you are at <30 stam you can just pick the fatass event and gamble you can heal the condition next turn, it'd be the same as spending that turn resting to get well rested.
I feel bad for newfriend latching on to Falco of all things
>>580953089What the fuck are you doing man
>>580953254You should feel bad for being a faggot instead.
>>580953089do you have a dent in your head? or have you just never pulled on a banner?
>>580953254don't say that.
>>580953268frankly I just use Kitasan, SR Sweep, Fuku wit, Tachy or Scarlet wit, flex and borrow whatever I want like a pal card or Creek most of the time, I'm a group B shitter but sometimes I think if I could've done better
>>580953254Smart Falcon is a wonderful umadol. There is nothing wrong with her being your oshi.
>>580953557So you've been playing for a year and have a single SSR card??
>NTR post[-]>Buena post[-]>SIL post[-]>Mirako post[-]>Curren Chan post[-]>Falco post[-]>Ardan post[-]>Dober post[-]>Any other AGP or club drama postThe only time this does not apply is if the post is just a cute image of an uma. If it has text, then it also goes [-]
>>580953623I only rolled for cards twice, Kitasan and Tachyon
If my eyes are right, that's about B78. Cute indeed.
>>580953680holy bricked
>>580953705she's in the soup
>>580953705ohhhh… she’s in the soup…
>>580953707I'm going to cope with Ramonu wit when she drops
>>580953927Do you at least have a nice stash or have been spending it all on umas
>>580953927cope is right
>>58095396334k right now, next uma I'm pulling is Laurel so it should be safe
>>580953675thanks for sharing!
>>580952678vodka should have been extra thicc to compete with daiwa's massive tits
>>580952970What's her accel? Ballroom seiun + kitasan?
>>580951410That's the substantially worse one tho
Should I focus on affinity over useful sparks? I don't think what I'm carrying here really helps except maybe like one of the borrowed grandparent which is the Seiun Sky.
I like flatties the most
>>580953963nta i have 115k that's mostly going to be umas
>>580953675what's wrong with Ardan?
>>580954163I mean this one isnt perfect either.....>>580954205focus on having actually useful sparks. The blue ones are basically guaranteed anyway so they dont matter for affinity, and some umas really really need those inherited uniques, like seiun sky for fronts
why is the sim thingy not public
>>580954205It doesnt really matter right now, if you just wanna play through them. It starts to matter when you trying to build parents
>>580954158Seiun + Kitasan
>>580954385it's only kinda nice
>>580954385the /uma/ sim is only maintained here
>>580954389When does someone start attempting to build parents? I've been only running fronts so far so they more or less are using the same skills. I have no idea how affinity, legacy, grade bonus, or which unique is good for who at all.
>>580954287Nothing is wrong with any uma in that postIt's the content of post they are often attached toIn Ardan's case, it's that one guy that post things like "I want to be Mejiro Ardan so I can give my trainer a reverse paizuri with analingus"I just prefer not to see posts like thatIf someone just posts Ardan, then it's fine
>>580954559This is true though I do find the Falco posts funny
>>580954515>When does someone start attempting to build parents?When you start to want to compete in CM seriously. The gameplay loop is parent loopa -> ace run until you drop the game.
Fakku Doberu
>>580954635I meant more like what does it mean to build parents. Isn't that what I'm doing right now trying to get all the useful front skill sparks to get hints for later?
>>580954559those ardan posts are so fucking funny especially when some seaGAWD starts stroking his shit and trying to erp with the guy
finemo won
>>580954676https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4
Shit bait not even worth a (You)
>>580954767mr. cute boy
>>580954767what is that face supposed to convey
Ines Fujin
Anyone else running Princess this CM?
>>580954721Ok guess I'll never need to worry about it at all since I basically don't have good uma affinities in the first place.
>>580951029riiight
>>580954816No, I dont have her....
>>580954819Like the other anon said, it's basically just a competitive player thing. You can consider trying to seriously compete in pvp events once there's a big banner to roll on like Ramonu wit in November and you can max some gold cards. That banner will also have 120 free pulls btw
Does anything even matter anymore
>>580949369>>580949458>>580949469Speakeys are cute and I like it when people post them!
>>580954816I wish there was an option to banish my umas to the glue factory my account was infected by someone ugly named Kawakami Princess
>>580954932Fucking this random umamusume.
>>580953605she's kinda round though...
>>580954950Cryers*
>>580954816I ran her last CM and regretted it, made me consider to replace her with a dominator but I still brought her to finals and won (she did nothing). I MIGHT run her again in arima kino since she has NSM to probably win with
>>580955016being round is a requirement to be an umadol, see: Tarumae
>>580954950speakryer
umamusume leg mouth cunt armpit boob ass face hair tail foot finger
>ass face>foot finger>mouth cunt
>>580955078Love this fat hick like you wouldn’t believe
IS THIS IT?
>>580955226Orfevre: :P
>>580955298die
>>580954950
[Kobe Shimbun Hai – Stable Update] Triple Crown hopeful Lovcen is honed in body and mind: "It feels like he's properly engaging in the 'combat' of racing."Lobchen relaxes calmly at the stable, but he heads into his autumn opener with a physique and mindset that have been further refined.[GII Kobe Shimbun Hai (Kikuka Sho Trial) – September 21, 2026 (Mon/Holiday), Hanshin Racecourse, 3-year-olds, Turf Outer 2400m]Lobchen (Colt, Trainer: Sugiyama Haru) is set for a highly anticipated autumn debut as he aims to become the ninth horse in JRA history to sweep the Triple Crown. On the 14th—a designated rest day for the stable—he appeared calm and composed in his stall at the Ritto Training Center.Regarding his condition for this race—his first in three and a half months since winning the Japanese Derby—Assistant Trainer Fusano highlighted the horse's current state of excellence: "His hindquarters have filled out even more; even when grooming him, you can feel that solid, packed muscle. His acceptance of the bit has improved, and his body has definitely become more robust. I can really sense that growth. I feel he can deliver an even better performance than he did in the Derby."The fact that he remains controllable despite this increase in power is another positive factor. "It used to be a struggle just to ride him, but now it feels like he's properly engaging in the 'combat' of racing within the rules. He's fun to ride. That shows just how much his fundamentals have improved. Jockey Matsuyama, who rode him during his midweek gallop, also remarked on how much easier he is to handle now." It looks like the winner of the spring's first two Triple Crown legs is ready to show off a physique and mindset that have been further polished to perfection.>Lovcen is a Late bloomer typeif this is true then holy fuck, how strong will he be at his peak???
I hate Lovcen I hope he loses at the Kikuka Sho
15 minutes to get rid of your TT energy~
>>580953680Thats actually smart, I only pulled twice myself so far in terms of cards, Kitasan and Creek.>>580954059If you've been uma rolling hard, yeah its a good alternative in enjoying the game long term rather than being competitive.
>>580955542I love this maya
Do I gamble on Light Hello giving me 20 Da or just learn a worse song? The chances were iirc 40% right?
speed symboli soon
>>580955329
>>580955454Lovcen is going to run in the front for this Kikuka Sho, right?
>>580955078
>>580955592
hoe falco
>>580954797Keeping the tradition alive with trainer.
Have red shift become so useless these days?
>>580955787I love that Maya too!
Nice, got it.
Who wants a bouncy bouncy? I want to dom dom
>>580954950CRYER
>>580955818We just didnt know how skills worked back then
>>580951828What's the origin of this busted Maya? I remember the MANT doomposting with her but did it originally come from the JP playerbase?
>>580955617You always gambleif it doesn't work either it's salvageable later by taking bigger risks or you just Give Up and go again
>>580955818It was always super track specificbut if you mean as a delayed trigger backliner inherit then yeah we just have access to more accel skills now
>>580955787
>>580955617always gamble. light hello comes with a training energy cost reduction, too.
>>580955894I saw some youtube short of Maya not taking baths few days later that image shows upOh here is the said videohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vutPn96b1xI
>>580955894pretty sure it was originally posted on that spanish facebook meme page. Curi musume?
nakadashi fiesta
ass wonder the yamete nakadashi
>>580956158Don’t say that.
KINO
>>580956361Is that for the upcoming cm?
>>580956405Yes
between nishino and oguri card to borrow which one is more important for pace chaser?
>>580955818It was big back in the day because it's quite literally the only accel we had back then even when it triggers shittily
>>580956309I like this artist's work a lot. it's cute
>>580956446Ummm.... I dont want to be the bearer of bad news but.... might want to throw her in a stam calculator and try again
>>580956361>>580956446Im so gonna enjoy these stamlet CM
if your umamusume doesn't die occasionally you overstammed
>>580954950taking supicryer requests!
>>580956489>>580956519I guess you right...
Ugh... Men....
>>580956712logotype phalanopsis
>>580953675Doto included
>>580956712oguri
>>580956712I need Tamamo Festival cryer
>>580956712brian (blaze)
>>580956158>>580956343
>>580956712anyone EXCEPT oguri
raisu is very lewd
Liking end closer mains is weird as we barely get any cards and it's so easy to stack up carats forever. I've got too much now...
tallying award
>>580956850she's going to make his dick explode
>>580956850
>>580956712helios SUPIKI
>>580956932but i like ayabe...
>>580956850>>580956969
good milening!
>>580956978
>>580956969I wish to be pleasantly surprised by this white woman
>>580956908This is lewd?
>>580956969
>>580956750Kys V
>>580956981>gayabe
Weather Girls is the new hotness
>>580957075Very
>>580957154literally who and literally what
>>580956712Neo Universe!
>>580957154wrong tab bro
>>580957154
>>580957189New Gamefreak game but not Pokemon. It's literally titled "Weather Girls".https://x.com/hareonna_info/status/2099319717240721794
>>580957154So... do you train the weather or what?
>>580957165What did Cygames mean by this?
Four runs in a row today, I got the last points for the 18th song right when it says 1 turn until concert and was too late to learn the last song...
>>580957261Wasnt really expecting a serious reply but thanks I guess. Considering GF are slowly approaching 2 decades without making a good game I think I'll pass.
>>580957261>gayfreak
>>580957146We're all #GayForCurren here
After engaging in CM20 lobbies I have come to the conclusion that I will have to 1 Ace + 2 Debuffers this CM if I hope to stand a chance2 Murmur or 2 Dominator though...
left mogs right so badly
>>580957409TRAITOR! SHITTER CHEATER! YOUR TRAINER BADGE WILL BE TAKEN BACK! YOU WILL HAVE TO FUCK HUMANS FROM NOW ON! AND THEY DON'T RAPE! SHAMEFUL LOSER!
>>580957154>Invaded another gacha thread to peddle a garbo
I wish women were real
>>580957323they meant RICE IS EVIL
>>580956969>>580957087monopolizer..
>>580957409in every single CM where stamina debuffers were considered they were quickly ditched for dominators because you'd win anyway against people who understamthe sole exception is CM1 because people had literally 0 good cards
>>580957569This is evil?
>>580956712Satono Diamond!
>>580957261I only like the Weather Girls because they sang It's Raining Men
>>580957539
>>580957261everything this company makes is garbage. from the pokemon games that barely run correctly due to massive memory leaks, to their own games that are mid and forgettable (does anyone remember the soulslop they released like a month ago anymore lmao)
>>580957401It's always feel weird to see Curren is actually taller than Ayabe
>>580957663Very. Look at how deceptively she acts, trying to get you to lower your guard so she can strike
2019 mares
>>580957409Stamina debuffs filters round 1Dom debuffs help you to win afterwards.
>>580957734She wouldn't do that...
>>580957716Dont talk trash about my favorite game little town hero please
Urara sexo
>>580957745I really hope she lactates in her career story haha
>>580957401>>580957729>Ayabe 157cm>Curren 155cmThis whore is just wearing heels
>>580957770That's what Rice wants you to think
Should I level all my normal cards?
double jet
>blue moon fast learner run>fails sub 5% training TWICENiceEpic I like it
>>580957896If you have the resources for it, yes.
>>580957896Yeah, unless you plan on rolling support cards any time soon
>>580957896level the cards that you want to use for your trainings, then level the rest for the TT score boost if you can
>>580957950I got fast learner and medium s in a run yesterday and 3 of my support cards didn’t start their event chains…
>>580957945Her name is Twin Turbo
>>580957896Newcuties might don't have enough support points, so they should grind those in daily races first
>>580958037more like twin dumbo
>>580958037more like twin towers
>>580958119One day you will have to answer for your actions and the gods will not be merciful
>>580957846Chubby dumpy attack...
>>580958037twin tails?
>>580957745milk
>>580958201this is Rice's fault
she looks so menacing and cute...
>>5809579452jet lmao
>>580958184The gods are not watching
>>580958296>cutedebatable
>>580958385I'd like her flat chest and modest bust, even umaypoi with her. She is kind of hot
>>580958334These broads need to get off my case. I’m a grown man.
>>580958367After they see what I do to you, they will be
2fast2furious
>>580958470>he finds this attractive
>>580957409Sprint + Mile = domMed + Long = murmurIm actually bringing 2 mystifying murmur + 1 dom since my ace is wedding Maya
>>580957945I still have this opened on my tabhttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1789362976612.jpg
>had a nice dream of buying a twin turbo????? figure>wake up>feel refreshed>trip all over while going to brush my teeth>can't even feed my cat without making a mess>see the clock>slept for 2 hours>can't even go back to sleep because complete a full sleep cycleAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my sleep schedule is fucked again good morning /uma/
>>580958797good morning bro
>>580958774Someone slapped my ass when I was walking around on Tracen grounds but when I turned around all I saw was this nice looking trainee. Probably just imagined it.
>>580958594Slug Journey my beloved...
>>580958797how does it feel being a dysfunctional waste of oxygen
>>580958797Bwo...
>>580958970but what if
I think I'll ticket Janni. She looks like a lovely trainee
>start Meisho Doto career for the first time>skip mode selected with not skipping new event>it starts skipping Doto story>check the event gallery>find out this is not the first time i'm playing her careeri'm so cooked
Wish half of the images tagged as uma and muv luv on pixiv werent just umas with massive tits in mech suits but I guess if I want more high effort stuff I'd have to genuinely just comission some artists
>>580958992Doto would say this, only to Shakur though
>>580959114What of it?
>>580959206Shouldnt she wear those American suits instead of what Yui is wearing?
>>580959279What do you mean? Grass Wonder is the ideal Japanese woman after all....I think the artist just went with whatever they think is hot
>>580959175senilebro....
>>580959175She's forgettable so I don't blame you.
>>580959505Such a cute dumb face.
>>580959505Chewable
>>580958797good time to do some extra fan runs
>>580959175you probably goofed up and skipped it the first time
>>580957343SO CUTE
>>580959505do not post this boy ever again
>>580958272Fault? More like blessing. Or... pffff... bellysing! Ha!
why is zenno rob ray rice's roommate
>>580956712Taiki with her gun broken in the ground
>>580959614No.. because then re-reading it, i remember something, i remember i already read that.
if tamamo cross was oguris roommate why were they beefing in the anime
>>580959858early onset dementia bro....
>>580959751Rice wouldn't...
>>580959771Both are shy bookworms. And because chest difference is hot.
>>580959505i’m raped
>>580959771the VILLAIN needs to be reminded that not only is she mogged by other umas in height, but also in tit size
>>580959902the game and the anime have a different story
Soon...
>>580959697NnnnnnnnnNo
>>580959934Rice only reads R18 porn books.
>>580959927Stallion burumas...Flash is a rule-breaker...
>>580960061Reading those with a friend is always fun
>>580960061She's just like me!
>>580959858unc...
>>580960094She'd do whatever it takes to capture the heart of her trainer. All is fair in love and war after all
>>580959505
I wonder how would cygames adapt Meisho Tabaru and Admire Terra adventures in france.
what kind of pets does /uma/ trainers own? Just like that one anon we have a cat of our own.
>>580960352i pet the obese stray cat out of my house sometimes
>>580960352i have a parrot
>>580960462did you teach the parrot to say anything funny
>>580960352I have a stupid tiny dog I lovingly refer to as my retarded rodent
I love my genius wife!
>>580960352I have a fatass Oguri-like cat and hyperactive Bakushin-like dog
>>580960520it’s a rosy faced lovebird, they can’t vocalise very wellshe just beeps and can mimic some simple sounds like zippers or flowing water
>>580960352I have 2 cats
>>580960352Currently two cats and a budgie, but I miss the chickens we had when I was a kid most
>>580960061No she doesn't.
>>580960582your wife looks like a slut
>>580960703>add glasses>girl becomes double the cuter Amazing how that works.
Letso do lobby bwos8519569185195691
>>580960352I gave food to a mom cat everyday now she owns a part of our house with her 4 kittens. Gotta spay the girls before they multiply more
falco is a whore
mahjong perchance?
>>580960352Technically none myself, but my household has 2 dogs, 5 cats and 3 birds
>>580960903Jong is good
Just realized but how come Doto doesn't have any offsprings or why didn't they do it
>>580960903I'm at work........ I still have ace(s) to do
>>580961005
>>580960903Currently taking my retarded rodent out for his walk
>>580961005Sweaty post work out standing missionary sex with Mejiro Ryan
>>580961080I don't think your kid needs a walk. stuff him in a box or something
>>580960858Dead thread dead game.... no one joining
We have dads ITT? But I thought we were all wizards!?
>>580961145One of my neighbors has a kid that always screams at the top of his lungs at around 7am, every day of the week including weekdays. Wish his parents put him in a box
>>580961187I’m pretending to WORK rn bro
>>580961208>including weekdaysIncluding the weekend obviously, I'm stupid
>>580960352None. I couldnt give them the attention they need. Also birds and cats kinda smell. I do love animals tho
Mambro...
>>580961385Whats up?
>>580961539You supposed to bring 3characters ...
>>580961041doto has kids but none of them were as good as he was
>>580961569I don't wanna
>>580961458dumb
>>580960858Make the room
>>580961627Badass
Idk that's happened lmao, funny
>>580961458
>>580961187Too many rooms recently maybe people got fatigue because it's all xogs?
>>580961795>>580961795>>580961795
>>580961717Ok bwo8128113381281133
>>580961750>those umas finished below my mant-made mambo from before stat cap increaseTime to remake your umas anon
>>580961458We love Curren Bucket here.
>>580953675hey
>>580961458>cum bucket d'or