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Good thread
almost posted in the schizo thread, thanks mayachad
>>580987557This one
>>580987987One of them isn't like the others
>>580988186what do you mean by that?
I thought mayabro was a V cocksucker
>>5809882193 late 1 pace
Whats the plan when his banner comes?
>>580988092no one is rolling for NTR, she's ugly and she sucks as a unit Mirako is good for longs but who cares about long
>>580988186Yeah one of them is married to me
can you please stop trying to get a janny to look at these threads I'm walking on eggshells here trying to not go overboard with what I post because you retards keep exposing this thread to them
>17 years old
Maybe I should train Maya for Arima Kinen
Good day /uma/ and happy Muv-Luv Monday! I fucking hate Grand Live! That's kind of all I have to say this week really. Hog cm is also going to suck massive ass so it's not like there's a even a point to manually playing right now, unless you're already prepping for Arima Kinen. In that case, I wish you the best of luck in your runs during these trying times (you'll need it) and of course a quick and easy class 6 retention score in addition to some good loopas. Surely the next scenario will be better.... right?On the bright side of things, Tokyo Games Show is this week! I am of course excited for the reveal of what Muv-Luv: Tactics is all about. If you havent read this legendary visual novel series yet and what to know what there is to look forward to, consider giving the original trilogy a try! The Steam sale may have just ended but given that these games are basically always discounted somewhere, there's a Muv-Luv sale right now on the Nintendo Switch if for some fucking reason you feel like reading the novels on there. Must be some Japanese thing I just dont get.
oisu
>>580987557Before she drops tomorrow, tell me about how Nakayama Festa will steal my heart.
>>580988361Do not post about itDo not discuss itDo not pull for itDo as if she was just an npc
Fuji Kiseki
>>580988328Gran Alegria can run both late and pace, so you could argue it's a 50/50 split
>>580988532>Do not pullI won't pull out
>>580988513Oisu
taishin is a nekomusume???
>>580988668Yeah a tsun-tsun neko musume
i just started doing aces and what the fuck 2spd 2wit 1stam feels so fucking assdo i change to 3spd 1wit 1stam instead10% spd growther
you know the pic that first comes on the screen when you open the game, the one with them running round a corner and kita/diamond are at the front, when are they going to change/update it, its been like this forever
>>580988745Now imagine doing it with a 0% spd umaI want to blow my head off.
>>5809887532.0 probably
Tomorrow
>>580988454This year not in 2 years, right?
fuck front runnersfuck debuffersfuck oguri usersfuck jews
CIA anon here, for anyone who wasn't in the thread over the weekend, i want all of (You) to post your sorters! i'll be compiling everyone's sorter results in 2 days to see who /uma/'s favorites are, 50 responses so far and i hope to see moreyou can post a screenshot of at least your top 10 or send a link to your results page, either is finesorter website: https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
>>580988745you do 3 speed 2 wit and just hope you hit enough stam songs hope your parents have non standard distance goyim
>>580988923What do the results look like so far?
>>580988361Spam the thread with memes related to how lazy the horse is.
what is the next uma you guys are pulling for?
something ive seen discussed is the idea of sticking with a style, and making aces just for that style/pulling style cards for it. For teamcomps, I get that 2-3 fronts is consistent, and 3 lates is consistent, but what kind of team comp is most consistent for pace chasers?
>>580988981mejiro ryan is leading, bamboo memory close second
>>580988981haven't counted anything up yet
>>5809891102 pace 1 front probably
I wonder who is making these "V" threads.Almost feels like a counterbake ops to boost the rep of the new OP.
Post STUPID horses
>>580989098kitawhite free pulls and helios, whichever comes first
>>580989110you can do 3 paces just fine
>>580989197stfu Vmama
>>580988478I saw trailer of new muv luv something it was very girly and pink, wtf bwo
>>580989098CB followed by Kris S
>>5809891101 flex 2 paces
>>580988923wtf real???
>>580988923I'm in work nigga I'll do it later if I remember it
>>580989098WEIIIInakayama festa might tempt me idk>>580988753it changes at every full anni, so every 8 months in global schedule. next will be at 2.0 in december
>>580989325That was probably the gacha game girls garden. I refuse to acknowledge it. The actual Muv-Luv game releasing next year is Tactics which we'll see more of at TGS.
>>580988898Yeah I kinda don't wanna use stamina cards for recoveries in the speed/wit scenario so I was thinking of using Maya since she has BoFA in her kit. Just need to farm some Stamina/Long parents.
Allen's reformed and ready mutt is really malding today huh
Verxina told me umanko was good for me.Then starting looking at me like she was expecting something.Idk man foids are so hard to read...
I'll always respect Maya trainers because they had to train Maya.
>>580988923i tried doing this but it took too long...
Muv Luv is dead and buried. It's my favourite VN but I don't know why anyone still has any hope of them releasing a good game.Resonative never ever.Uma Musume: Pretty derby.
>>580989470i saw other anons call me glowie and CIA so i'm playing into itor that's what i want you to think
>>580989756their new gacha with loli rape just came out bwo
>>580989729For some reason this stopped during GL
WOULD HAVE BEEN REAL NICE TO GET MED S THANKS GAME
>>580988923when and where do i see the results when its all done, i dont want to have to lurk uma every minute just to see it
>>580989756I dont have any hope really, I simply ritual post for fun. Tactics will probably suck ass and yeah I dont think Resonative will ever see the light of day.
>>580989756I've probably read over 100 VN's by now and I always thought it was just okayUmamusume
Tachyon LOVE
>>580989903buy right handed and fall runner it's on her kit
>>580989098Kris S. I wanted to pull ZRR, but there is not way to make it work without going droping only 400 on Pasa or Ramu wit and I wont dare that
>>580990006I did but not getting med S is the ultimate cuckingWith that she could have won finals, without it shes just Group A 2/5 wins fodder
>>580989912probably sometime wednesday night (in american east coast hours) when a new bake drops, but i'm busy irl on wednesdays so it might take a while
>>580990098you can... you know...
being brown is not ok
>If she was a human, I would marry herReal quote about Shina
>>580990240Looking forward to it!
>>580989110>something ive seen discussed is the idea of sticking with a style, and making acesIt's mostly a gaslight, if you pull the generalists and pal cards you can run all styles with a whale deck or close to it for most CMs.Of course there's exception. Sometimes you definitively to have 2 specialized cards if you want to compete and that's why you have to favor a style, you don't main it. But thinking you will use literally one style until EoS is retarded
>>580990249Oh I am buying alrighr, but only bundled with selectors. I got lucky with my 400 pulls to MLB so far, but statistically speaking its a coin toss and I dont wanna do that on the 2 most important cards
Umas from Kentucky are so beautiful.
>>580990495>4 years later>still 3 speed slop
blonde rapemeat for asian trainers
>>580990690
Creek is pretty.
>>580990495This is true, and with a good whale deck you get by planning ahead you can run anyone even your oshi.
>>580990550zrr is ticketable on 2nd anni THO
>>580990468see you there! i've seen a lot of sorters with nature near the top so that makes me happy
>>580990829It's crazy how every few months there's a big gaslight being spreaded by /uma/ and coincidentally sloptubers then at some point people realize it was wrong except some retards keep bringing up every weeks
>fuku IRL also looks a bit autisticmakes you think
>>580990798>I'm not from Kentucky Explain this then
>>580990902Yeah thats my plan after I couldnt make it work. Its only two months at least.
>>580991175He was the fattest fuck at that race too. Around 515 kg I think.
hey
>>580991434>over 500kg irlso why is she so average sized in-game? not as egregious as mcqueen being made a washboard but still
>>580991583she carries the weight in her mind
>>580991583Some speculate her full armor alt is a nod to that.
>>580990826i say this
>>580990495This is Medium thoughMedium is a forgiving distanceAnd it still requires 1 and a half borrow slots to truly flex pick
Anything but fan runs
>>580991583
>>580991583Kita weighed over 530kg for half his career, and yet the Uma is depicted as tiny. Sometimes Cygames just doesn't care about accurate portrayals.
I need to hear Speed Symboli's voice to heal my soul.
Anyone else pulling for creeku tomorrow? I have 1 LB from spooks.
>>580992478more like the "fat fuck" bit has been overplayed to hell and back and thats why they dont bother sometimes.
>air groove's design is so sex even a porn game stole it
>>580992638I also have 1lb but I'll just ticket her up to 3 at 2nd anni.
>>5809926631lb and a ticket there's no way I exit this banner without mlb creek
>5 threadsso fucking based
>>580992525https://files.catbox.moe/c81iie.mp4
>>580992638I have 0LB Creek and MLB CB + 1 ticket. Hope to pull 2 creeks and ticket her to 3LB. I'll probably get some CB cleats but I don't mind
>>580992638I have zero creeks and I'm not sure it would be worth it to try (I'm also somewhat broke which makes the decision simpler)
>>580992951Thank you
>>580992951Flicking her forehead.
>>580988923fucking hell this took 9001 years. some i dont know yet so just went off the design, im sure this stuff will change in a year or sofair to say i have a few 'types'. brats, glasses, gyarus, low self esteem, general pains in the assfeel free to roast my rankings broshttps://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/MxaUCewIAhGrMjtuwnZN
wtf you guys told me she was ugly, why is she actually really really really really cute?
Have V fatigue. Can the nigga fuck off and stop pretending it's not him each time
>>580988923idk if you saw my reply a few threads ago since it wasnt the one you asked in but here's mine
>>580993557fucking fatass
>>580992478I think the fatfucks are the horses that liked to eat a lot IRL even though they were not massive, Akebo stands out at 180cm because he was a massive horse and a sprinter surrounded by lank horses
>>580993394off model tits and ears
>>580993537shes shacool and shacute actually
>>580993830yeah i'm fucking her alright
>>580993706Spechud poster, you should understand more than anyone else that people with spicy skin colors will never behave no matter what.
>>580993706his entire life is now based around being known as an annoying retard nobody likes to be around except one or two guys who are as annoying as him
I dunno what to farm anymore since my arima kinen team is done
>>580993394Well... you sure have a type, huh.
>>580993706I think it's rorimastah or shoe doing it while he sleeps now
>>580994079post it, I want to see what you cooked
>>580988923The sorter takes forever and my list has changed since the last time I did it. Not doing it again. Previous ranking is pic. Current ranking is below.Agnes DigitalSatono DiamondGentildonnaRice ShowerNarita Top RoadHaru UraraMayano Top GunAston MachanBuena VistaYukino Bijin
>>580993837
580993706stop feeding retards attention(you)
>>580994264He can just say ok to Cheval again.
I'm V
>>580993394>the cunnies>and meicow doto
> Spend like a week making endhogs> Finally get one with the right skills and mid S> Performs worse than my pacehog> A very similar endhog from someone else actually performs incredibly wellFug. I think I'm done with trying to train ends.
energy is stamina
>>580994264Nothing wrong with opting for the superior sister
How soulful will you be in ArimaKINO?
>>580994316>>580994264The V sisters are fighting...
>>580989098I want my Brian
>>580994491The umas I like are strong so half and half.
>>580994487Trvke...
Looking up some guides RN on CM20 2500m for pace. What the fuck is the True Worth skill? Is it even in global
>>580993819>Still in Larp
>https://voca.ro/15qwBBv4vgerMe after my trainee loses a race
>>580994909Shut up Donkey
v falseflag because of umama x v jealousy? nyoticing
>>580994763>I want to eat you Trainer>but Oguri you just eat, you said you were full->...
>>580994797Yes it's in global but Narita Brian power releasing soon gives it for spark farmingJust be careful because with how strong fronts will be for this CM it will be hard to activate
>>580994978donkeys are the best girls though
>>580995078>not a soundpostcan relate to your video
When will the event start where the energy required to compete in the URA Finals will cost half as much?Today? Tomorrow?
>>580995073*smack*
>>580995078>when you pull up to the start line and theres 4 debuffers
>>580995064Right. All I can think of are head on and NSM for helping late race other than uniques. Was hoping to bring mcqueen
ough
if you like any modern JP uma over old ones you are nothing but a larper who has no idea how they're like because you made up their personality based on fanarts
>>580994797
>>580995189end of the month bwochachinho
Me and who?
>>580994909I love my little Stiru, what can I sayShe is the reason I got into the game and got interested in keiba
>>580995313what percentage of umas that are currently in JP are already released in global?50%?
>>580995313Modern japanese oohmah moohsoohmey like Maruzensky? There's nothing wrong with liking this young beauty.
>>580995313My favorite umas? Still in Love, Chronogenesis, and Almond Eye. Are they good? I only like fanarts
>>580995330>Beast Mode
>>580988923I did it sometime ago, I don't think much changed
>>580995313> Muh personalityWhat is this a dating sim? The dialogue in this game is quite subpar and most umas are fairly one dimensional with some shtick and that's it. I like puppet autist because she has a puppet, deal with it
>>580995262Use Swimsuit Mcqueen if you have her because with her mid-race unique she's the most likely to activate True strength>>580995330You can get it from GL hintsThere's already people looping it
>>580994909>gayabe
>Give Cygames the rights to use my dead horse.>People find out I was an asshole that raced them to death >Still let them use her despite everyone calling me an asshole.But no....if you make a single porn image the owners will rescind rights....
How much wit should i expect when running 1 wit card?
>>580995604>is this a dating simit literally is
>>580995716550
>>580995409V and Umama
>>580995716700-800 if Finemo
>>5809957161000 if CB
>>580995609Oh right. Will try that then
>>580995313you don't get to decide whether i'm allowed to like an uma or not
>>5809957161100+ with wit sparks because there's no reason to bring stam sparks if you're already running creek
Remember to press the button
>>580995604Enlightened 20-year-old muhposter is too good for the plebeian dialogue you lesser beings find so charming, yet still has plenty of time to wallow in a social media community populated by the stupidest addicts in the world
I have LB1 Creek, what do I do?
counter this
>>580996032>there's no reason to bring stam sparks if you're already running creek
Bros i have this cool Dober with 3 stam 3 med sparksCan i use her as GP to both parrents? Will stam and med spark work?
>>580995716depends on wit growth. 1k wit on 1 meta wit card is realistic on 15-20% wit growth umas
mare rape
>>580996126why is she sitting on boobs?
>>580996164yeah it'll probably be fine
>>5809957161800 with Ramonu only.
>>580996175bro it says literally right there dont upload his heckin' art
>>580996126
>>580996287but I'm the artist bro
>>580995313>who has no idea how they're likeI read her story and career on yt I also watcher Chrono's and Loves' stories since I think they're cute
>>580996146>counter thisyou're brown you're brownuuuuuuyou can't post this on /v/ or you get b&'dyou want (You)syou're brown haha
>>580995313the stories are all on youtube bwo
>kicked from umagg cause I was in hospital two days after I left it again.l and couldn't postSorry danchou....
I'd love if there was a notification (ideally that could be toggled) when a particular friend changes their borrow.
>>580996417/v/ is such a shithole, you cant post anything or you get bannedi miss old /v/ where there was just 9001 threads of a nintendo fan getting sucked up someones ass in a tornado
>>580996341around mares be awares
>>580995313trvke, even funnier when they are EOPs picking up fanart translation crumbs made by literal ESL browns
>>580996468Sorry to hear about that. My dacchis would never.
>>580996468Id?
>>580996525god i had a goat borrow and the dumb retard changed it to some generic frontslop that wasnt even goodfuck you j*ckie
Is there a scientific explanation for why I want to fuck Fine Motion so much?
>>580996468mambro...
>>580996739it's the gloves
>>580996739You want to be king of ireland and kick out those ugly brits from your island?
>>580996739all irish are submissive and breedable by nature
>>580995767It's really bad at it>>580996104Where else am I going to get my uma meta info? The other sites are even worse dogshit, believe me I've checked
https://jiggie.fun/uAPGRahttps://jiggie.fun/uAPGRahttps://jiggie.fun/uAPGRa
>>580996146every female sport is misogynistic because it degrades women into wearing out their body for money, fame and entertainment
>>580995604I get the vibe that some Uma elitists want to roleplay like Touhou fans that are super obsessed with the ZUN's interpretation of characters and lore ("primaries") but Uma isn't deep enough to really become an elitist over it, and that's fine! I like simple fun too.
>>580996125Roll on the banner in 2 days and hope you can get a least 1 more before Pity. Then use a Crystal to MLB and happily know you can avoid every Stamina card till Shakur in like a year and a half
>>580989738Turn on experimental, put literally anyone you don't give even remotely a shit about in C, and then all the people you do in S, then spam one side when it's all the ones you don't give a shit about, and then actually choose when the ones you do give a shit about show up. It makes it faster, and no anything lower than 15th place does not fucking matter in ANY list like especially if you don't show it
99% of people don't pay attention to the character stories anywaywhich is fair since most of them are boring as FUCK
>>580996873Me in the middle eating Natie's cute, trimmed bush
What Umas have 10/10/10 spd stam pwr bonuses? I wanna test something
>Finally have a 9* stamina parent so I don't need to run Creek.>CM starts in 4 hours >Only have two borrows left.7 and I make a good ace in time.
>>580996978vbobo
>>580993552Does Kris rape her trainer or is she one of the good ones
>>580996903>metafagthis explains it
>>58099705250/50
>>580996903>dogshitmuhposter is also dogshitposter, no big surprise there
>>580996930pic very unrelated, Fuku is such a cutie in her story
>>580996651154513482010>>580996619>>580996810It happens. Should be all good now.
>>580996468Teiobro you should stop eating so much!
>>580993552This is illegal.
>>580997040registration is tomorrow gwo
VN larpers are worse than any other form of fake fan out there, tell them their 200 hours long VN with obtuse and repetitive dialogue (umineko) is not a masterpiece and they'll lose their mindsbtw umineko sucks, and so does subahibi
>>580997161
>>5809971047 and I get to kiss fuku
>>580996739Our brightest minds are still trying to find out the answer to this burning question to this very day
Secret tip: If you look away at the screen when you click a training that's in orange percentages, it will always succeed, but only once per career.
>>580995313huge bait
>>580997052her trainer is willing
>>580996578Verxina is safe to be around!https://x.com/chenkailun4933/status/2095125158914896015
Bed breaking sex with Copano Rickey while following the flow of chi
>>580996146What are you supposed to do, say things that DON'T make sense to you? What a retard
>>580997265is it really bait when no one has refuted the argument yet
>>580997210>umineko>about to say "you meant subahibi">finish the postso true and based
>>580997256people do orange percentages? if its above 30 percent i never click it. i dont want to take that dumb fucking slut to the hospital
>>580997269such a cutie
HOLY GGP (and current parent)let's go boyssecond wind is lovely for shorter tracks too
>>580997210Rape this guy, Berserker.
>>580997457yeah :3
>>580997269Kris cute...
>>580996978the only current global uma who does is vbourbon. but festa releasing tomorrow also has those growths
>>580997269She's way too cool and pretty..
>>580997380>you have to bite it and refute it, to prove it as a bait
fusu
Post Orenji
>>580997253If she keeps teasing her trainer something bad will happen to her...
>>580997210muvluv is so dogshit that it makes turds like steins gate look good
>>580996925Where is our Doto's Perfect math / Windy stole our precious belonging / Bad carrot ?
>>580997565She truly is
>>580997680>>580994773
>>580997680
>>580997210Ryukishi fucking sucks and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't
niggas will see a fanart of a uma completely out of character and say "this is my wife forever" then be disappointed when they actually appear in-game how many people rolled for Pearl again? none? I thought so
>>580997380>"you don't know their personalities">"I quite literally do because I've read it">no one has refutedGet a load of this fag
>>580997210heaven burns red is the GOAT vn and im tired of pretending it isnt
if you BREED kris s your children will be BROWNdo you really want that?
>>580997169Nevermind were so back!To the ace mines we go!
>>580997618>this is baitEEERRRMMMM SOOOOURCE?
>>580997826I did. And I like her.I wish her voice was slightly deeper thoughever because why does THE hag sound like a highschooler. that's fucked up.
Did all the american lowlifes wake up just now or how come this thread is so dogshit
>>580997906I trust my genes can rape hers the same way she raped me
>>580997826i rolled for halloween umas and got pearl if that counts
>>580997826Pearl is great, you're a faggot.
>>580997269
>>580997210At least regular VNs can have a plot.Uma has dialogue but it's either a preset nothingburger with certain beats to talk a bit during the career, some not very inspired event, or the main story. The main story is probably the somewhat better one as it actually goes somewhere, but still pales to what the anime/movies with fully voiced dialogues and animation already delivered.
>>580997906Only if they're girls, then I can enjoy some homemade oyakodon
>>580997210
>>580997906I'm brown so that was going to happen anyways.
>>580992663That "fat" was pure muscle.
>>580998168not if you wife a ginger..
>>580997826Fuck you!
My game has to be bugged... my aces can't be that bad to go 0/50 in rooms, right?
>>580998168I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you can one day recover
>>580998038I'm on lunch break ackshually
>>580998038All hours are shit hoursThis thread is dogshit no matter the time
>>580998208That's what I say too
>>580998273youre buying too much into the stamina memei win in current cm rooms with 550 stam
>>580998315Bon appetit as the frogs say>>580998321Perhaps but this has been a considerable nosedive I'd say in quality compared to the last two
>>580998330funny how every iteration of Vodka has been ugly as fuck
>>580998128Uma is about having fun with "floating ideas" that you can interact with, in terms of ovearching plot there's the anime, manga and like you said, the in-game main story.It's enjoyable as secondary media, people just need to learn that you don't need to make one thing your whole life, just go and enjoy other shit while you play Uma on the side.
>>580998038I hate when otherworlders like yourself try to act all superior
>>580998321Drama hours are good hours
>>580996160Bro is training for long
>>580998413you forgot your pic gwo
>>580998168Try this, it may help youhttps://youtu.be/yza0tdctEZU
>>580996468Maybe you wanna join a club? Still have some spots open
>>580998559But I am superior
>>580998330Is Opera O wearing pink aviators
>>580997826I did.And I don't regret it.
>>580997210>no mention of pseud;gateHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>580998330Tall, lanky but still flat Mcqueen is kinda sex
>>>580998413so it happened AGAIN. we can blame bugs, we can blame luck, but tactics, descision making, it all stinks! im not sure we can win CM this month or in the future if we dont make drastic changes
>>580998273Last CM that was my experience. I think I ran 40 of them before I finally got a win, and it was BARELY a win, and it was over a Xog that failed the wit check on enough heals that Festive Miracle literally didn't trigger. rooms are cutthroat
>>580998724What if Tachyon was the MC of Steins Gate? How different it would be?
>>580998273what are you running
I have 1391 alarm clocks.
>>580998825Sillyus doesn't have all that.
>>580998330we still talk about you sometimes, pui and kinkame...
>>580997826>>580998518>>580998694Flashbacks to that insane pearlfag that posted 5000 replies on twitter
>>580997724Muvluv Alternative is one of the best VNs ever madeA shame you have to sit through 40 hours of irredeemable dogshit to get to it
>>580998825Sirius love
>>580997826More than you are willing to accept.
Damn right i need to read umineko one day, shit's gas
Oguri...
Should I get a big arch or big mac?
>>580999092No
>>580999023>>580999023>insane pearlfag that posted 5000 replies on twitterany screenshots?
>>580998825Sirius is bigger than that btw
>>580999059Why did Belno do it?
>>580998987She does and more
>>580999025Extra sucks ass but you can get through that in 10h. I think Unlimited is already a significant improvement and I really liked the ending. Not going to argue with the premise though that you have to tolerate a lot of shit to get to the good parts.
>>580999159But I'm hungry
>>580999250first come first serve
i watched the umineko anime and ERP'd on /seacats/ 15 years ago so i'm better than all of you
>>580999415I desuposted for years before I even watched Rozen Maiden
>mfw i am the only german itt
what the fuck is an umineko
>>580999521I feel called out
>>580999570So you're the brown anon
>>580999059
>>580999092i've heard good things of the big arch
>>580999521i still desupost now but only because its a wordfilter for desu
>>580999570good.
>>580999172Just go look them up, they didn't get deleted. I somehow went to gather some screenshots for you
>>580999092our grand larc
>>580997210V coded post because he's too retarded to read a VN
>>580999742>but only because its a wordfilterFaggot desu
>>580997210Good thing I didn't play umineko or any of its series at all. I did play Kamidori though it should be as long if not more
>>580999904>i will never have this much sovli wonder where hes from, must be a 3rd worlder
>>580999904so fucking based...
>>580988923ayabe my beloved
>massive shitposting hours>look inside>giga oldfagsAh, home...
>>581000148ruined character by a shitposter /here/
>>580999574An example of poor writing
A very good friend of mine whose opinion and taste I trust a lot more than anonymous 4chan posters is reading umineko right and now and really enjoying it. I'll probably check it out once he's done.
Some of you niggas belong in a retirement home
>>580999904>autistic>zoomer>foidJust about what I expected from someone who likes the uggo
>>581000148ayaybers!
>>580999574a VN that insist upon itself
Without love, it cannot be seen.
>>581000148calstone light sounds too much like a shitty american beer for me to take them seriously.
>>580998921Smart Falcon, I tried to help her with >runaway>seiun sky >dominator>regular grass healer aceHaven't won a single time
You guys are so fucking stupid.
>>581000243he's lying to you to make himself look smarter than he actually is bwo
>>580988923only for umas existing in some form in global
>>581000214you're the one letting randos on an anonymous website influence your taste. i love ayabe regardless because i can just ignore schizos
Brush your teeth before calling my name.
>>581000243Never trust anyone who likes umineko or steins;gate
>>581000214shes a good girl she dindu nuffin
cumming on ayabe's toothbrush so her breath smells like my cum
>>581000468We've known each other for 10 years and went to college together, I already know that he's a smart guy. I don't think that's it.>>581000593But... I like Steins;Gate (the anime, never read the VN)
>>581000565Amiya...
>>581000670ignore him anon, its ok to be a midwit
>>581000404Can your Falco get 1st position and activate angling? Does she have enough stam? It's probably one of two two if you can't get her to winKeep going Falco chad
>>581000670You and your boyfriend have terminal bad tasteAt least he told you to read umineko and not higurashi
>his taste is redefined by the opinion or shitposts of randos online
>>581000503Based global bro
The Director is cute! Cute!
>>581000743Yippee>>581000791Rude....
>>581000593what about dies irae
>>581000883Incredibly cute
Gore Screaming Show is the best visual novel ever made
>>581000904Liking mid VNs is one thing, liking chuuni VNs is asking to be bullied.
Since we're off topic posting anyway I'd recommend giving 999 a try. More of a VN/puzzle game hybrid but still very good
>>581000883short hair umas...
For me, it's Rance.
>1200+ in every stats with 1 stam cardCan't wait for l'Arc scenario
>>581001202short hair does an exceptional job of framing a pretty face
>>581000404she can get angling sometimes, she has 840 stamina and one gold.
wahey>>581001103999 is so good
The only VN I've read was Fruit of Grisaia.
>>581001279I liked Sengoku Rance...
so what did we learn?
Is there any reason I should try to obtain Eishin Flash besides titties? I've got a few days left before I get Fuji.
>>581000871
>>581001330The CM hasn't even started bro
>>581001353she's good for TT, but aside from that not really
>>580987557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vptnadkCfmc
>>581001330nothing matters
>>581000404Just install Hakuraku and examine the data yourself. Anyone who's serious about CM already has it installed.
>>581001530You don't even need it if you have a brain
>>581001304I knew you'd have my back
>>581001281how long until its out?what parent blue stats are best for this?
Whom are you guys running for Arima
>581001530>just cheat gwo everyone is doing it
>>581001627this, you can watch the race and know exactly where skills proc and what they do to know if they are working or not
>>581001662L'Arc is when parent blues stop mattering as much
>>581001353Good option once evolved skills drop
>>581001330Buff umas are ugly
>581001732>looking at the game is cheatingguess we're all cheating
>>581001662>how longMarch-April>parent bluePower, guts
>>581001491Machan would unironically say that.
>581001864>installing third party software to scoop data is just looking bwoskis
>>581001530>Anyone who's serious about getting banned already has it installed
>>581001710kitasan, vbourbon, taishin from team trials
>>581000904That's goodThe other two is only liked by people who never read them but know what's going on through shorts and tiktok
>>581001980>lesbians Cringe
I like how Cygames just made in-game hakuraku instead of banning it
As a late player, is Pokke speed worth pulling on if we are getting ECP speed and Duramente speed in L'Arc? I won't be competitive in GM anyway so unless that card is better worth running instead of Duramente or ECP, it might not be worth 400 pulls which I could put into this Creek banner to have a stamina card before Mecha or something else instead
>one year later and we still have people thinking hachimi will get you bannedThis is truly the uncs thread
>>581002184It's okay to hate shortstacks
>>581002136duramente speed isn't worth it as a general card, no skill point bonus. maybe for end mains since they barely get specialist cards and she gives some end hints
My HERO wouldn't cheat
>>581001980Fuji eyesFuji thighs
Good night friends!!!
>>581002170>people itt unironically believed bots would get banned
>>581002136Duramente is a slight upgrade over Pokke but has half the lifespan since both get mogged by SiL. Rolling for Dura is the more budget friendly option though since she obviously shares the banner with Dia. Pokke is for people that want the power of having two very good late surger speed cards earlier and since Pokke can be used very well for a whole year it's a solid investment. But if you're on a budget then waiting for Dura is an option.
>>581002136You can just use ECP + Pokke instead if you're not going to train other styles. Duramente is a generalist.
>>580988923It always feels hard to remain consistent on anything below like the top 50 where it's all a bunch of "I guess they're okay, no hard feelings" horses, but the top 20 looks about right, so here you go anonhttps://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/J8rinVIzhcDiKFNSacYf
If i cant use Dober as parent for my END closer (i will use her as GP)Any suggestion who to use as parent besides RYan? Spechud?Can i use anime Teio?
You're now thinking about Fuji giving you a handjob while she kisses you
>>581001330The thread as a whole can agree R7 is a hack.
>>581002367Gn
>>581002562evil horse
>>581002529
>>581002367Good night babydachi!
>>581002345This is wrong btw, Duramente gives the same amount of SPD and SP and more PWR, her multipliers are just better>>581002136there isnt really a correct answer, if you're on a budget i'd save until dura. personally i'll see how my ramonu/cb/uni pulls go before deciding
>>581002529yes, you can
>>581002367I hope you don't wake up!
>>581002529for the arima cm? Commander Spechud. Generally speaking you cant go wrong with the velocity inherits like oguri and Brian though
>>580988923https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/FzjNDU3xXkWgynDHVzoy
Flash took me to Germany and confiscated my passport...
>>581002508give me a one line description of some of the ones in your top 30 that arent released in global yet personality wise
>>581002658>90% of SS inherits already in globalParents selection is already getting stale this early
>>580989491Never forget
>>581002774>i like all the npc umas i cant play
>>581002387>>581002389Oh, I guess I might've misinterpreted whatever I read then because I was under the understanding that lates wanted to slam dunk as many pulls on the Dura/Dia banner as possible to get double MLB and run them both. is Dia wit the only card to aim for on that banner in that case?>>581002692>if you're on a budget i'd save until duraI have the carats, I'm just trying to learn why I plan on pulling on 3 speed cards
>>581002367Night night, babydachi!
>>581002508Remove CB, Sirius, and Nature
>>581002967Why would you want to roll an uma that you don't get to see on the podium?
I wish I could see some uma boobs.
What if I like an uma for her keiba career and not her story like the story only secondaries?
>>581003083I completely forgot about Dia Wit. Roll for Dura then.
>>581002998And they're still hotter than most playable umas.
>>581003152What makes uma boobs different than girl boobs?
>>581002998>>581002774>trancend 7 vs trancend 161why is she so polarizing
Oissu
>>581003083600 pulls on Dia/Dura to get both MLB is a solid option, but Dia is the real prize on that banner. Dura is great if you dont roll for Pokke but personally I would rather have my second speed card alongside Pasa 5 months earlier. And like I said, SiL will powercreep both at the end of the year anyway, so it's just a question of whatever timing suits you better.
Ai Copee
>>581002774Tranny
Left or right /uma/?
>>581003386People don't want to fuck bro
>>581003082Tracen's prince still kneels to her trainer's cock and gets super horny and submissive
>>581003386Because she wears fake glasses.
>>581003524Shit taste
>>581003453Dia is only the real prize on that banner if you don't want to run the greatest late surger horse IN THE FRANCHISE >:((((
>>581003083>I have the carats, I'm just trying to learn why I plan on pulling on 3 speed cardsI'm still undecided but to break it down:Dura is in theory a cheaper card since you're pulling for DiaDura is not med/long lockedDura is a better stat stick than Pokke (she actually mogs every speed card until SiL on stats. Pasa's advantage is more SP though)Pokke has better hints for med/long and comes out 4 months earlier which is the only real advantage. But then again there will only be 4 CM/LoH where you can use her before Dura
>>581003832I'm actually rolling on Cafe wit so I can run her or Ramonu with Dia-chan
>>581002774>>581002508the best way to see if someone has good taste is to check the bottom rather than the top, incase some people are insane and have doto or sweepy below 150
>>581003832>meta card>can't use on my beloved trainee
hey onii-chan
Is it time for Diaposting?
>>581003530Neither
>>581003453NTA but why does SiL powercreep them? It seems good, but not THAT good, what am I missing?
>>581003931>Nooo pulling on Flash will brick your account because Poke exists.>Noooo, don't pull on Poke because Duramanete exists.>Noooooo don't pull on Duramanete because Still exists.Nta but fuck all of you I'm not listening to this thread anymore
>>581003759Meek's mom...
>>581002508>>581002842>GimletFence destroyer, rulebreaker, very cool, loves to challenge, Destroy for Dasein is a banger>Acetomboy country bumpkin>Rulershipincel NEET, epitome of "I'm a genius - oh no!!">Vivlosgyaru, gets shit on by sheikhs in Dubai for money>Still in Loveschizo with two wolves inside, her inner beast comes out during racing, infects you like a mind virus during campaign>OrfevreAurafarmer, this one's here just for looks>Speed Symbolihot milf>Light Oretarded, straight-to-the-point, talk fast and act even faster>Bucket Doorvery pretty>Red Desireliterally my daughter>Daring Tactkind pretty horse juxtaposed with her affinity for rugged innawoods living>Admire Grooveextremely cagey and autistic, refusing to let anyone close emotionally or getting way too attached>VerxinaI kinda like her as Neicha-lite, with her inferiority complex against Gentildonna while being a fairly mature older sister type characterI'm skipping horses that at least have support cards etc, since those you can already glean personality from>>581003969Doto is EVIL and I fucking loathe listening to her shit
>>581003645Confirmed
>>581004008It's always time for Dia posting
>>581003453so if you are a late surger player what are the must pull cards in the next year or so? assuming that youre not a retard so already have mlb kita/finemo
>>581003453>Dura is great if you dont roll for Pokke but personally I would rather have my second speed card alongside Pasa 5 months earlierBy the time Pasa comes out, even if I pull on Pokke I would still not have a full support deck of cards so having a speed card 5 months earlier probably won't change much for me. Might be better to pull on Creek or save those pulls for Sounds of Earth instead so I can have a stam MLB that isnt the welfare Hayahide. I don't expect to be competitive until L'Arc anyways>>581003931This pretty much solidifies it for me. It will be a year of brokery but I can pick up a few trainees extra instead so it makes up for it
>>581004168Yes that is what powercreep is
>>581004008SATO-NO!
>>581004212Ramonu, Pasa>>>Dia>>Pokke
>>581004078>She will never be playableSad…
>>581004182guess im rolling for rulership and light O then
>>581000404I think I've seen your Falco, the starting skills are fine but you need even more skills for mid race this cm. Your best bet is probably Falco + RunawayI haven't seen much talk about running Falco this cm and I haven't tried myself because it would be too hard with my cards/umas so let's think something hereOther fronts may be okay with overtaking a Runaway as the late race starts (not sure desu since it's a corner) for overtake mode/skills speed carryover or maybe even nimblenav and they often have a mid race gold or a stronger unique but for Falco, you should build your runaway so it gets passed in picrel straight right? So Falco can ult and proc skills like Ramp up/Slipstream/Top Runner/THH. Additionally you may need a second weak front to compete with for spot struggle/top runner/ult/speed up modes.I don't think your Falco has these overtake skills, they are hard to get so you may need to look for specific parents. Parents are big
>>581003989Imagine how it must feel to be a Pasafag, where she's unusable because her uma forms are too weak and her uma card is too strong, and no second alt lmao
>>581004109the 2 skill point bonus of pasa combined with nearly the specialty priority of duramente/kitasan. also gives one-shot max hints for good generalist skills
>>581003969I'm not tolerating the brat
>>580988923I am an Umamusume: Pretty Derby! player native to Tel Aviv, Israel and this is my list.
>>581003962based
>>581004474>mambo this low
>>581004353Bouncesis...
>>581004557Least she's better than the brat
>>581004407>Solid Preparation support>Liquid Unprepared trainee
>>581003759Hag umas are so fucking dangerous.My trainee doesn't stand a chance the moment I get a whiff of hag stench...
>>581003759>Staygold #2No you're definitely a tranny
>>581003931it's 5 months, isnt it? Also you'd still rather use Pokke for med and long. >>581004212Ramonu, Pokke (maybe), Pasa, Dia wit+Dura (especially if you skipped Pokke), Orfe guts, Nishino power (potentially skippable since her non short/mile gold skill is for front liners, but comes with a scenario tax card that you'll roll on anyway), SiL speed.
>>580994264I will fucking KILL TORAINA!
>>581004490>israeliAgnes and Oguri should be higher...
>>581004490boyumas strongest soldier...
>>581004490I know you're a Paki because real jews do whatever they can to hide the fact that they're jewish so they can play the victim later on when it's revealed
We need the Flashposters STAT
>>581004718>hating on foxy grandpaSucks to be you
>>581004242Oh if you plan on chilling during L'Arc still then yeah no need to get the earlier card. SoE is good but do be aware that she has about 8 months of being the top dog before we get free pulls on Shakur stam.
>>581004963
>>581004808This sounds awfully like a trap card
>>581004752>>581004308seems like most of the generic meta cards are actually late surger cards. finally latebros getting a little motion
>>581004490>Boyumas: The ListFag
screenshot will show the uma who rapes you tonight
where's the oshi list to show you peasants what good taste is
>>581004963i'm grinding her daily legend race atm, 17 days until i'm trafficked to deutschland
>>581005223Eh?
>>581004752>it's 5 months, isnt it? Also you'd still rather use Pokke for med and long.Yeah it's 5 my bad. And yeah ideally you'd have both, especially for long so you can borrow Cafe wit. Personally i'm still back and forth on this one
>>581004963If you insist. Cute or sexy?
>>581005223could be worse
>>581005136Lates do get a lot better come GM, yes.
>>581005302
>>581005223Welp, it's over for me.
>>581004803I'm THE boyfag torena, sorry not sorry.
>>581004404Take this falco from the twitter guy for example, it looks like it can execute this plan. The debuffer is a third front so Falco can spot strugglehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata/800017_89861729_1789270539It can fail too, but maybe you can see how the plan looks like and build accordingly, dropping dd/pp is your call. Maybe you fight a lot of fronts in rooms, but do you expect that to be the case in the cm? If not, maybe you too can drop these skills and aim for other types of parentshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata/800017_30990717_1789270907
>>581005223ayabbers wouldn't do that...>>581005136the generic meta cards are more often pace cards in the future
>>581005223She would never...
>>581005345>ideally you'd have bothThis is true but obviously most players arent in a situation where they can afford to actively pull for both with the other meta cards they need to go for and of course the constant need to umapull. I might go to 600 on the Dia/Dura banner depending on how my pulls on both that and other banners go, but I'm def getting Pokke because I just have a big stash after mant and GL saving.
>check club>see rankwe're so fucking back bros half tp era was a bad dream
>>581005082>Oh if you plan on chilling during L'Arc still then yeah no need to get the earlier cardRamonu is still worth getting to use as my 2nd wit though, right? >SoE is good but do be awareProbably still worth pulling on for me or otherwise I'd be borrow locked on a stamina card for all of L'Arc, UAF and GFF>>581005223
>>581005367CUTE FLASH CUTE FLASHMEIN LIEBE
>>581005692If you're dark-skinned, she'll rape you until your pelvis breaks.
Pokke this Dura thatAre we pulling for Goddesses or no
>>581005879You're the only goddess I'm pulling for
>>581005465She would never, also I'd win
>>581005223Watching Ayabe cry mid-rape because her sister would be a better rapist if she survived instead
>>581005935Ugly tomboy
>>581005275>>580988923
>>580988923https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/ICQTYhI4YUKH3FqLuYg5
Honestly not bad. I just need a better speed rainbow luck. And I'll get more Stam because festa has Stam bonus
>>581005285I'm going to Germany tomorrow (not Flash related), should I delete this image from my phone
>>581003083Pokke is a pull because she is a nightmare to borrow, and yet her skill is pretty much mandatory for too many CMs too ignore
>>581005827Ramonu is an amazing card for any uma, please MLB her.
>>581006056>lolicon>Digital in the Top 10sSeek help
>>581005834>>581005827Ramonu is still a very good idea to pull yeah because Dia isnt until the end of L'Arc so she's basically your best bet for 2 whole scenarios and ofc has 120 free pulls. You also do want some flexibility to run something other than lates and Ramonu stays the second best wit card for all styles basically until Rudolf wit in late 2027/early 2028.
>>581005737Half TP...?
>>581005737Oh no no no....
>>581005626i feel cygames always favors pace for some reason. almost every uma can run it, and most cards and umas have pace skills built in
>>581006057my g surely there's a better borrow
You only like Satono Diamond because she owns Sega
>>581006079nah
>>581006279I don't like Satono Diamond because she owns Sega.
>>581005827>Ramonu is still worth getting to use as my 2nd wit though, right?yeah Ramonu looks pretty good. Unlike Finemoan or Natie or CB, the gold skill is a universal one, which makes her very, very good on top of being an excellent wit stat stick.
>>581006056too based for this general
>>581005223FARUCO?!
>>581005136Starting from l'Arc late is literally the most favored style, every CM is dominated by lates except dirt. For long Laurel then Bright are OP (and better than Blaze Brian yes), for medium Neo Uni is the best Derby/L'Arc uma, for mile Ruby and Blue Ruby dominate. Even for sprint summer Bamboo Memory is the best uma>>581005626>the generic meta cards are more often pace cards in the futureThere's literally no free pulls for a pace card until power Ardan right before 4th anni. Meanwhile fronts have Bourbon and Daiwa and lates Laurel, Dia and Still
>>581006279>playing any Sonic games>in the year 2026LMFAO
good early click
>>581005223Oh no
>>581006412Curren corrupted her
>>581006279Dia is very cute and funny and her voice does things to my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6F0mKGm_voHokko is a fake ass bitch?
>>581006056>another loli->stay gold lastBASED
>>581006402this thread always has a few hours per day with overwhelming amounts of pedo posting.
where's my cute /uma/ gf
>>581006048
>>581006584RIP
>>581006752>normie uma
>>581006660Gotta be tough in Japan-Detroit, even the idols
>>581006056>#72wtf
>>581001757So what, you only cares for pinks and whites starting at L'arc?
>>581006079My older brother used to own a full SS outfit, probably still has a copy of mein kampf for all I know, and other shit.He is VERY right wing and lives in Berlin, a hyper liberal shit hole full of clan criminality.You'll be fine, just don't yell "HEIL HITLER" in the streets, except if you're in Saxony.
>>581006131>>581006223>>581006353Great, thanks dacchis>>581006092Come L'Arc I'll have ECP, Satake, SoE, Ramonu and Dia, could I not just borrow Pokke for the med/long CMs that show up? Or is there another card that I should rather be borrowing Like I said, I won't be human during GM so her being a tough borrow during that period doesn't matter to me since I will probably be farming opencuties during that scenario anyways
>>581006584https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9309851
>>581005223I CAN'T ESCAPE HERSHE'S GUNNING FOR ME
my wives
>>581001312I liked the blonde retard. She was cute.
>>581007089
>>581006959I mean you'd ideally sttill have like a nice set of blues in idk power or stam (or even guts). It's just that as the game goes on we get more and more stats from the scenarios and cards so inheritence blues will matter less and less. L'Arc is the start of that trend
>>581006995I don't understand why people like to larp as losers like the confederates and the nazisThey lost, you know?
>>581007089My daughters
>>581007058>Kentuckian You're fucked
>>581007089if their tails are dry then they havent been in the water yetwhy are there wet spots????
>>581007019No Ramonu, 1 wit card, 3 speed, flex spotThe very first Larc CM is a Medium that you borrow Festa Wit (the good one) for
>>581007089my daughterwives
>>581006995The book is shit, but the uniforms did look cool!
>>581007120Same, though I can't look at Akikawa in the eye without remembering what we did...
>>581007186Silence, dung eater.
>>581007186Democracy doesn't mean everyone agrees, it just means the fractured group is silenced
>>581007290heat season
>>581007186Not him but I have an online friend who's Chinese-Canadian and who's a big fan of the nazis, things don't need to make sense on the internet.
Do you still pick skills for your 40 races A+ fan run Maruzensky? I'm getting tired of it not gonna lie
this is just unfair
>>581007089my cumdumps
>>581007291>>581006092>>581006223are there ever scenarios where the scenario card isnt the meta? and something else is more useful?
>>581005223idorape
>>581007186Wanting to be hyper edgy and different is not exactly a rare phenomenon
>>581007186With how sensitive (((they))) are, I think they would take it as an insult if you larp as (((them))) even if you're doing it genuinely.
>>581002692>This is wrong btw, Duramente gives the same amount of SPD and SP and more PWR, her multipliers are just betterDo you mean overall? Because per click Pocket seems to give more speed in each scenario.Not that it's much of a difference
>>581007475Our cumdumps
>>581007469I just press quickly the golds and then whateverThere's still a chance you can get a usable GGP
>>581007379Next time she gives you a look, just threaten to bury her alive.
>>581006238It's more because they fucked up balancing so pace chasers have the worst race stats in the game. If they don't have better cards and umas they are shit. Even in JP with pace having insane cards and skills they are never THE strongest.
>>581007472Go for Creek since she's infertile
>>581007469I stopped because even if I did, her stats were never high enough to get good pinks or blues regardless
>>581007186>Expecting reality to make sense>Ever>>581007347Both of these statements have been approved and fact checked by REAL RACISM experts!
>>581007573probably meant overall yeah since the Dura has double the spec prio>>581007481I mean there are scenarios where syou might opt to borrowing the scenario card because of some bullshit like the ancestors card launching late and wanting higher LBs and Tucker literally requiring 3lb for her full scenario link. But typically you dont want to skip the card they design to be mandatory for a scenario intentionally, no.
>>581006660She fooled me into thinking Tomakomai is a beautiful remote seaside Hokkaido town when it's really a small industrial city of ports and rundown factories. Still want to go though, she got me good
>>581007496>falcuckYou're safe, she's a femcel
>doing fan runs with Finemo for bond leveling>my home lobby is now Irish codedtime to eat a potato salad
>>581007469It takes off around a minute or two on my any% danchou pleaser fan run, but I like to think it could make a cope parent someday
>>581007186I don't understand grown men pretending to be little girls online either.
>>581007186>like the confederates and the nazisAnd the communists.
>>581007828
>>581007291I wouldnt have the cards to run that deck even with pulling on Pokke by the time that CM comes around so I think I'd still be fucked
People are slowly coming to the realization why skipping Ramonu and going Open League for GM is optimal
>>581007573>Do you mean overall? Because per click Pocket seems to give more speed in each scenario.Someone on reddit did the math. With spec prio Dura has a better stat output overall
>>581008045Who are these people?
>>581007972Those still control multiple countries though...
>>581008045This but skipping Ancestors
>>581008050link to this autism spreadsheet?
>>581008037Yes you wouldPasa, Pokke, Tachyon, Scenario Tax, Creek, borrow WitYou did not skip Tachyon, right?
>>581007972DO NOT CALL US COMMUNISTS! That makes us HIGHLY illegal and ((THEM)) to put us into jail, for unjustified reasoning! All we want is to demolish the cops and law&order, m'kay!?
>>581007950Well that part is easy to understand, cute anime girls are superior to everything in the 3D plane.
Sweet, now I need to train 5 more umas.
>>581008045>Yeah bro just skip 4 months, have fun later
>>581008045>he's skipping on THIS
>decide to make an ace>glue>glue>glue >realize ive now done nothing for my club today Its actually really fucking annoying how ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME is detrimental to your clubs fans
>>581008236good going newbro
Which one will give me more kids?
>>581007972isn't china winning, lol
>>581008050>>581008045no, infact ive come to the realization that pulling for tachyon was a mistake and i should have listened to you guys telling me she was a meme
>>581007828nothing in japan takes long to get to by train. If I'm in Hokkaido, the least I can do is at least drop by Tomakomai for a minute to buy some souvenirs and stimulate the local economy. And also tell them how much I love Hokko Tarumae's FAT FUCKING TITS
Awesome, though I have no other umas in my roster that can do sprint.
>>581008308TaishinDober will abort them if they're MEN and kill the girls because she's the only woman you can love
>>581007843b..but i want to get raped...
>>581008313Mao died a few decades ago bwo
>>581008395she's good if you got her to mlb in 400 pulls (or less) and didnt have a second speed SSR until now
>>581007698I have to hate the nazis because they're the reason my family had to settle for the Third World. Bunch of fucking losers! Why the fuck did they have to try to conquer EVERYTHING?
>>581008045pulling for light hello was the mistake, she isn't needed for the scenario
>>581008492they're literally called the chinese communist party even now gwochacho
>>581008201I have Tachyon but that's the banner I started playing during so I don't have Creek. I would have to drop 400 pulls on Creek/CB and then 400 pulls on Pokke to do this
>>581008313maoist china is dead bwo
>>581008187have funhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B9cuCoYuefUcgO-WLyS00RssTLzHkC2VepNvbCbOFYE/edit?gid=1387526163#gid=1387526163
>>581008395Kita cannot be paired with Pasa if you think you could have got around the Tach Tax that waySorry, chud, time to go OPEN LEAGUE if you want to enjoy LarcGrandmasters is bad anyway
>>581008561That's what makes it larp at its finest.Umamusume
>>581007950"I want to be the little girl" used to be a common thing to read on 4chan, nothing weird with that. After tumblr died and cringe trannies became more widespread, saying that became hard to understand.
>>581008651
I have my pulls planned but it just dawned on me that if I get 0 cards of the ones I want in my first 200 pulls maybe I should stop because at that point I have little hope of getting more than a lb2 and that's still unusable
>>581008525>THESE guys are the default for me living in a third rate shit hole, not my family or myself!
>>581008561And the democratic peoples republic of Korea is a democracy
>>581008647holy based
>>581008561if you think modern china is actually communist, please stop sniffing glue and eating crayons
>>581008579Go for SoE instead
4 days left
>>581008947>>581008927>>581008843look bwo if you're going to be "um akshully" about this then most of the people you call commies aren't actually communists either
>>581008901
>>5810090794 days for the fraudening...
>>581009079what are the biggest races left in the year? l'arc is the biggest?
>>581008542Sex with Mr Chubby Belly
>>581009131But I don't think I ever called anyone a commie in my life
using creek instead 3 speed is so fucking depressing manalso not a SINGLE SSR FINISH THEIR EVENTNOT FINEMO NOT CREEKNOT TACHYONNOT KITANOT OGURI
>>581008947NTA, and this isn't a fresh take, but I like to think of modern day China as a "Giant fucking Company", except on a nation wide scale with 1bil employees. They sure behave that way at the very least, from the very top right down to the bottom. EVERYONE is a literal Company Man, living on Company time and food, it's fascinating.>>581009262BASED
>>581008991Yeah, it kinda falls apart toward the end but it's a pretty good game overall
>>581009338>inb4 bro your support chain?
>>581009338>Creek>guts growths>not even 600 guts
>>581009398I have never heard of this game in my lifeMaruzensky please run the Autumn Tenno Sho
>>581008542she isn't built like that ingame so I will not be pulling in 2076 or whenever the hell she comes out.
>>581009486yeah I fucking clicked creek like 3 times in the summer maybe that's all it's fucking ass, I'm back to gambling on the ardan card
>>581009338have you considered not pressing speed and wit so much?
>>581008912...hey, my direct family and me would have probably died properly instead of fleeing
>>581008912nobody chooses where they're born
Does raising potentials matter for every uma? My club is wanting dirt shoes but I'm collecting mile shoes so my stock of dirt shoes is never hitting 100.
>>581009651where did they choose to flee to? barbados? switzerland? hawaii? monaco?
>>581009780if you're using the uma, yesjust run some autos on pasa or other dirt umas you'll have a stock in no time
>>581009780not every gold skill is created equal, though they do all count the same amount of points for team trials. There'll be double rewards events where you can farm shoes (there'll be one at the end of the month even)
>>581008525It's always funny when the people that sided with the largest colonial Empire in the world complain about krauts wanting to take over the world
do you guys eat shrimps with the head and tail and some of the shell still attached? my friends made fun of me for removing the tail and head.
>>581009758>There's no "actual communism" because communism is an impossibility to begin with. They're commies because they claim to be commies and not because they practice trucommunism which is impossible.truth nuke, thank you. i have commie friends irl and i can't reason with them when it comes to politics because the very concept of it has never and will never exist in practice sustainablyumamusume
does this count as speed carryover or not?
>>580988923this sorter has so many JP only nobodies with no careers bloating the list I wish it had a tie function like the touhou sortershttps://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/I6FhM7FfIczVVGxC0PgU
>>581009979>autosNo thanks, something about it just feels so inhuman that I'm not there for my girls personally.
>>581008308you know the answer
>>581010047Yes
>>581010031oh ew no. the tails and head aren't edible. that's for poor people to eat
>>581009242Depends on what you mean by biggestL'Arc. BC Turf, BC Classic, The Everest, Japan Cup, the four Hong Kong International Races, Arima KinenThe autumn season just started so there is still a lot of races left
>>581010130>rice 156
>>581010130Are you blind
>>581009742Born issue.>>581009651I never said anything related to that, only that it's their problem for having fled to a shit place, instead of based ones.>>581009758My favorite joke is "REAL communism hasn't been tried yet, BUT I COULD MAKE IT WORK" that you hear from the average uni fuck up
>>581010031No, you're supposed to remove them.I also don't eat shrimps because they are disgusting but that wasn't the question.
>>581010263Rice is a pitybait character for weak people
>>581010368NTA but i am also blind
>>581010450But she's sexy...
>The only Saggy Taurus guide on jewtube is from a JP autist testing on JP mechanicspls i just want to know how much stamina i actually need
>>581010434
>>581010450any advice on how i can become this edgy bros?
Why do most of the early umas have no eyelashes? They look inbred
>>581010646I am in love
>>581010643watch S2 again and you'll end up thinking the same
>>581010031You have friends?
uma most likely to race naked?
>>5810106171k+1gold, ends can get away with 950.
>>581010785Falco. Just show her thin air and tell her that it's the most beautiful idol costume you've seen.
>>581010785either Agnes or Narita
>>581010785Oguri Cap
>>581010785Yes
>>581010450There's not enough room in this game for two obnoxiously shy characters.
NOT A FUCKING SINGLE VOCAL TOKEN IN 10 TURNSNOTASINGLEONE
>>581010785ogurin~
>>581010785Maruzensky is one wardrobe failure away from racing naked
okay judge my tastes
>>581011073Fat thighs
>>581010928Doto is shy but still funny, she's like chiikawa Rice is shy in a way that makes morons eternally feel bad about her
>>581010785>>581011049Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!
>>580988923I only did for global, I hope that's okay.
>>581011265>>581010450Very based. I feel the same for anyone who used their first selector on her.
>>581011175Some problems, but overall pretty good
>>581011493the only board i would surf on
>>581011359>adult woman fetishfucking creep.
>>581011175they said he was a myth, a legend lost in the mysts of time, but...We finally found him! the one rudolf fan! he really exists!
>>581008050So Duramente is better than pasa speed? Unless scenario link is too powerful?
>>581011650come on now everybody likes Rudolf
>>581011739posted from a north pole IP
>>581011867>>581011867>>581011867bread
>>581011493There's nothing
>>581011739troona may be liked by many but rare is the one who actually loves her.
>>581011657Pasa gives 2 skill points which is valuable or so they say
>>581011851kek
>>581011898fuck off early baker
>>581011936Boyruma…
>>581011937Page 6 is early?
>>581011657Imo it's better to see Duramente as the second card you get while pulling Dia
>>581011937>NOOOOOO STOP BAKING BEFOR ME I want the OP to be garbled or full of BBC/seatard garbo!cry more
>>581011937Maybe you should counterbake
that is a V threadcan we have a real thread?any counterbakers?
Going to bake a Curren thread to counteract this cringe ass HAG threadGimme a minute
please dont actually do that, the thread is fine
>>581012068if we haven't hit image limit or 800 posts it's an early bake
>>581012430please do i will use your thread
>>581012656>NOO WE NEED TO HIT PAGE 8>NOO WE NEED TO HIT 800 POSTS>NOO WE NEED TO HIT IMAGE LIMITmake up your mind because your copey bullshit changes every few weeks depending on what suits your retarded needs
>>581012831800 posts/image limit has always been my take tho. don't conflate me with some other anon
>>581012831You're not supposed to give attention to the mentally ill or cave to their needs
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>>580987481NEW
>>581016898retard V
