>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch Bloodstain: >>580881213
Anyone wanna queue mmv?
woke up wanting to play dark souls 2 again gonna browse the armors/weapons/spells and decide on a character
>>580998883okay, im thinking imported set for the whole game would be kinda cool/fun, other than that the armors i think look cool are>Archdrake set>Black Dragon set>Desert Sorceress set>Dragon Acolyte set>Elite Knight set>Faraam set>Drakeblood setso maybe ill go with imported then collect all of those sets for funsies
>>580999026Sorry but you really can't make a good female in this game, she looks so stupid. Like a plastic blow up doll
>>580999026Take that back!
>>580998626I am queuing mmv
>>580999550yes you can
>>580999026>>580999643>>580999930I've hears she only summons two-handing colossal-wielding type As
>>580999930sliders?
>TOStroon has gone so insane he thinks husbandposter is vouching for/pretending to be terrJeez talk about being mindraped...
>>581000574so allconsuming was his tardation that he tongue scraped the very bottom of this moldy barrel we call our home, across the fog, in the Lands Between...
>>580999930Prefer the blonde one with long hair they made, do you have the webm?
>>581000574what we can infer from this is that terr is the ultimate winner and conqueror of the ergiecorgis
^^ raped cocksucker
>>580999930Ugly
>>581001078
>>581001078NTA
>tfw you can't find an old lore video you likedIt was from a female youtuber where she talked about the musical notifs in the base game and DLC, regarding Gold without Order and the main menu theme.
Why is this DS2LightingEngine installation stuff so complicated just put everything and the textures in one folder I can drag and drop jeez
>terr name dropping his collective rapists out of nowhere againso lame and defeated and blocked and raped…
>>581001383Don’t know can’t help sorry
>>581001335Thank you
>>581001335>>580999930what triggers this animation?
>>581001552When she says my Type A's you know what
>>581001552failed casting a spell
banner nanner dew
>>581001383Quelaag?
>>581001502>Raping xhim this hard this early in the threadbrutal
What was this guy's problem? Stomp stomp stomp.
>>580998323Rancid OP
>>580998323Fragrant OP
i walked away from the DLC midway because the difficulty spike was too much and i got burned out. i came back and manage to bash my head against a couple bosses i was stuck on, (gaius and bayle) but now i'm lost because i forgot where i was in progression. fighting messmer now but i'm missing map pieces and stuff
>>581000574clocked that brown cocksucker real good he's now crying in the previous thread
>>581002054perchance
>>581002352you wouldn't get it
>>581002352>using your ult on a single banished kn*ght-izzat
>>581002878>>581000574>>581003307>>581002495can you stop
>>581002548>jeet thinks shit is fragrantof course
>>581002868It doesn't matter. Just run around until you find things.
Yeah my mind is made up. Dragon Cult Lightning Spear Revenant is way better than beast claw.>better range>faster uncharged cast>almost nothing is resistant to lightning and even if you're not doing optimal damage you're still doing fuck huge damage>can actually hit things in the air easily tooBeast Claw is great, but every time I see someone running that they can demolish day 1 and 2 but end up not doing well against the nightlord because of the shit range that puts you way too close to the boss without sure it can work if you can just dodge everything and sacrifice damage for negations but its not worth it its better to stay out of range and pump damage.Also Lightning Spear is cooler because no one calls you a beast slopper.
>>581003843delete this right now no one wants to see another five hundred post argument about this solved kusoge
>>581002548>aryan rightfully claims lavender flowers to be fragrantas expected
>>581004189this this this say it louder please
>>581004189Why not
>>581003843Spear slop is comparable to beast slop in terms of sloppiness>t. 700 runs on Revenant
>>581004371>tfw only 600 runs on revenantSenpai teach me your ways.
should i look like godfrey or miquella if i want to find a gf
>>581004579uoh clapcake and trishtina
>>581004712shut it terrtroonjeet
>>581004579>>581004712>uoh clapcake and trishtinathey're so powerful and cute...
>>581004687you need to look like a korean
>>581004797that's clearly m*shpakicuck, however
>>581004687Alexander
>>581005049alexander is cute as a big brother type figure but I think I'd take a hewg over an alexander
>>581005359what
strength revenant is the true revenanteverything else is slop
What would be a good weapon/armor set-up for a Dex Knight? I am asking purely about aesthetics, not the actual build/stats. I'm thinking Leda's armor with Milady, but that feels too basic.
>>581004371>>581004579>only 600 & 700 games as revamateurs
>bloodflame great starsthey're calling it the Reddit Repast
>>581005049
>>581005705idus set with the idus sword
>>581005762So Beast Claw or Lightning Spear?
this was a while ago i am probably at a bit over 600 now, and there were also some on another save, but can't check cause i don't have nightreign installed>>581005926wraith calling bell
>>581005762>>581004371>>581004579>>581006091
>>581005705Hoslow and Knight
>>581005926In terms of power?Giantsflame > Lightning spear > Beast clawIn terms of overall consistency ?Beastclaw > Lightning spear > Giantsflame>>581006091>wraith calling bellNo, unless you've got no starting incants or are doing a magic rev build
>>581006249quACK
>>581006347wraith calling bell.hoarfrost stomp is also acceptable.if you use anything else you are not a true rev player
You think ER character creation is hard? Try DS2....
>>581006249gem
>>581005762ZestyDuck...
>>581006541with ds2 you need to pick the big head or big legs body otherwise your shoulders will be too big
>>581006473Well desu you're not exactly wrong, early game Hoarfrost or the bell is more FP efficient but having to fish for the incant you need just isn't fun
>>581006541You've been hit by,You've been hit by,A smooth criminal!
>>581006637I don't have gender dysphoria so a woman with wide shoulders doesn't upset me.
>>581006821revfun comes not from fishing for what you need but from using what you get!
>>581006249gege
>>581004975...Said no one ever except for bad faith threadmaggots.>>581004797>>581005039It's the both of them I'd say.
doe we are all always saying that
>>581006895just putting it out there for the threadgirls
Even though you're a dsjeet and don't speak for us
I wouldn't listen to Shifty about Rev anything, he's one of the worst Revs despite playing her 10000 times
im not shifty i am kirrykip
curry dip...
>easiest covenant to rank up in>people still farm lothric knights for medalsWhy?
>>581008183wrong thread
Reminder kirrykip is an actual indian (he got exposed for being a blacked spammer)
>>581007670Nein, theres never been a better rev than me
what blacked spammerdo you mean the guy who made the big blacked kino tierlistsi am not aware of anything else you might be talking aboutin any case that wasnt mei only talked about revenant and my experiences playing herand now base ER i suppose
mindraped by bharat award
>>581008664It was your discord comment about how if Undertaker was racist she'd be the type to have a black boyfriend. Anon took that to mean you were the BBK spammer. You must understand, anons don't do jokes here.
>>581005762You have played 239% more expeditions than I have. Wild.
>>581008664>who made the big blacked kino tierlistsno that was t***cucka they’re talking about your similarly egregious discord post
but that was in the discord not the threadit also ignores the context of other anons talking about what sort of racists various characters would beand what is so egregious about pointing out that not all racists practice what they preachthough i doubt anon cares
>>581009295this feels like a larp but regardless it was still a very weird thing to say
>>581009295why aren't you using post links?
>>581009295>discord>anonsSelf report.
>>581008312/dsg/ has been dead for years. This might as well be the thread for that.
Even though basic statistics show that to be very unlikely and you just projected your porn addict fetish onto Undertaker
>>581009295>>581009463I don't think it was a weird thing to say, it's very funny and accurate. I mean they have that meme picture floating around where it's like, "The most racist man alive and his gf" and the gf is of a different race.
>>581009503oh well i am a weird personbut i am me (the real kirry kip)>>581009503it was a thing in osg where i hung out for a brief period, but i picked it up from tf2g years back
>>581009693>double (You)w
>>581009680No that's true I'm very racist but I make an exception for hot latina baddies.
>>581009295>backing yourself into a corner after basically telling everyone you're a turd penis lovernot a good look curry dip
Queued for a while before I go to china
>>581009605Nah that’s why /v/ exists
>>581009880/v/ only discusses DS2
Curry dip is so lame and raped and weird and most notably extremely brown...good thing he is shunned and disliked by the entire general
i wonder what about me makes you hate me so muchi am unremarkable in pretty much every way
>>581008183ds3 multiplayer is very time of the day dependent also a lot of people avoid souls multiplayer because pvp/human confrontation is scary to zoomer numales
that's based
>why am i being disliked for having a weird beastiality fetish guys :(
>>581010094>>581010201>>581010357fuck off schizo samefag
>>581010201>...good thing he is shunned and disliked by the entire generalA variation of that line has been said about every named anon, you just happen to be here at this moment. Right now they're trying to get something going by instigating hoping you'll get upset and say something more for them to latch onto.
>>581010306zoomers grew up on fortnite and roblox, what are you talking about
For all these people obsessed with namefags.... where are their names? Are they in the room with us right now?
>>581008359No xhes a russian tranny with a blacked fetish. The one that was exposed as an actual indian was yamato/saksham
>>581010306>random millenitroon ZDS victimso lame…
>>581010932they are not gonna like this post
>>581010306I’m pretty sure that has more to do with the fact it’s filled with third world hackers now
>>581010094>>581010479>>581009835>>581009170>>581008359Holy shit you murdered that turd penis loving mutant he's desperately trying to run damage control but it evidently isn't working (everyone was already aware of his immense browness)
>>581010932No fucking clue. For starters, I think it's their in-game names, and second, I think its mostly them talking about themselves.
>>581010772Pvp in souls is more "personal", it actually feels like you're fighting another playerThe games you mentioned feels like they are all bots mass produced in a factory. You can also always blame rng or your team in zoomer pvp games while thats not a thing in souls pvp. The better player ALWAYS wins and zoomer numales HATE that
>>581009605no need to argue with the dhimmi
>>581010624weird raped projection
>>581011227>The better player ALWAYS wins… Theoretically.
>>581010932They don't play on the pass, they don't join figthclubs, they don't have a twitch name or join the discord. That's why we don't know their names. You can tell they aren't involved with anyone because they only glean info from the thread. It's why all the shitposts are often filled with wrong information and acting like the namefags are so hated by everyone involved. The truth is most namefags are not blocked by more than 1-2 people. No one is mass blocked because anyone who actually plays with other anons knows most of them are fine in game. People only get blocked after bad interactions in threads where they fight post game and that's a rare occurrence.
>>581011564Only if you play with your food
>can someone help me transfer items from one character to another?
I'm starting my journey now, I'm not gonna cheat engine in any items(yet) not even torches. Gonna go to lvl 150 or 200 depending on if I find any cool weapons I want to use that require higher stats.
the best player always wins o algo
>>581011749No one asked phoebetroon this is also offtopic just neck yourself already worthless maggot
>>581011749godspeed 2GVD
>>581011863I tried recording a webm of combat in the darkness but the nvidia screen capture isnt working maybe because of the lighting mod it's just frozen in place at the beginning of the recording
>>581011304What did he mean by this
>>581011227Zoglennials always have the funniest copes like u know numale and safe sleazy was made to make fun of you right
i wish the misericorde didnt exist, and colossal weapons were the best for crit damage
>>581011695mysterious jthm pfp
>>581012031>>581011749>>581011863>tranny playing DS2 and needs 10 cope mods for it to even be passableso lame and raped
>schizos having a melty over in-game nameslmao
I have two mods, cry more incel manlet.
>>581012481Is seamless out yet?
Ermm, that's 3 mods, dumb troon can't even count
>>581012481have you tried Skyrim
>>581012556No, I wouldn't play with that anyway>>581012737Yeah, I don't like it I'm waiting for Skywind
>cry more incel manletSaid the mentally ill looney troon who chopped his penis off and replaced it with a rotting axewound.
Bro, what the fuck, there's no one in here!
>>581012263Colossal weapons should have diminished crit damage
>>581012953ewww what a weirdo
>>581013097bad red man got him
colossals shouldn't be able to crit at allthey're too big and bulky
>>581012953I don't think any tgirl here has had bottom surgery. Everyone is caged up.
>>581011854Truly, the best player always wins
>>581013237you wish that was true terrjeet
>>581013115>>581013206*gold pine resin Lothric knight UGS hornet ripostes your skull on*Shut ip
>>581012481>>581006541>>581001486Was this you too? >>580932251
>>581013605it is him, someone unknowingly replied to him and then deleted that reply after realizing kek
>>581011749Stream it so I can rape you.
Ouggh Fibi chan!!!!
Which spell school stacking is the best for recluse
>>581015706Objectively its night comet but its super boring
>>581010306But that covenent lets you co-op for medals too. You don't have to play PvP
Ant <3
>>581002397 (me) meant for >>581016037
it's too onlywaifupilled
>>581016812fuck off retard
I want to go home and edge
So many filtered posts, impressive really
didn't ask
>>581016468smells like failure and cuckold
>>581008569that's fucked up mr doyle, I hope the side gig keeps your wife fed and unworriedand, goodbye, mr doyle..
>>581016957You first cocksucker
Why don't they just fix holy (dark) damage buffs already? What's stopping them?
>>581017559 (me)meant for >>581016812
>>581016957 (me) meant for >>581019202
>>581019054they are op think of the balance
>>581019202 (me)>>581019641 (me)meant for >>581018741And >>581014665 (sort of me)>>581010624 (half me)Was meant for >>581010357But >>581006559 (my evil twin)>>581004687 (me when I was unconscious)Were both meant for>>581017123
>>581019916shut up reterrd
where are the ergies
>>581019971 (me)was meant for >>581019916 (me)
So does this count as spam/flooding, or extremely low-quality?
idk
>>5810199166/10 at least it's new
>>581003503At least the bottom two are kept in the last thread instead of autistically bringing it over here
>>581019916Is this terr or tos
Ohhh, just to be a lonely xbro.... Tryna find my way back home...
>>581022384playstation fcs..good times
xbox 'tiffy...
sorryi am sleepy
Why does Volcano Manor have paintings of its own interior decor?
>>581023289still lifethey painted what they had
>>581023352what they had literally in the same hallway?
>>581023621perhaps it serves as instruction to their janitors
>>581023289wages of blasphemy i suppose
>>581023289lmao never noticed that
>>581023289It would've been kino if the paintings changed completely every time you loaded into the manor. Would've set the "haunted mansion" theme perfectly.
>>581024254no that would have felt ill fitting
>>581024254but its not a haunted mansion
>>581024654It has snakes in the fucking walls and a Gelmir Knight begging you to kill Rykard how is that not haunted?
>>581022626>>581024020pvre sovl…
>>581024814it is tasteful art direction to have the haunting aspects of the mansion not necessarily be anything supernatural or cliche (like ghosts) but instead just brutal and idiosyncratic cult practices
>>581024814how is that haunted?
JUST A LONELY XBOT...
>>581024814>snakes in the fucking wallswhile thats true, how does it make it haunted? the snakes are real not ghosts or something
>>581027073>conveniently ignores the part of the post that mentions the ghost
>>581027073"Haunting" does not necessarily mean ghosts, but on that topic that Gelmir Knight is literally a ghost as well.
>>581027208>>581027219hes more of a spirit than a ghost
>These spirits manifest from the rancor of heroes who met a violent end.>The lord granted them an audience, whereupon they were welcomed by the maw of the great serpent -- and within the serpent's bowels, they became the lord's kin
>>581027325Actually he's more of a phantasm, get it right.
>>581027391he's more of a vengeful wraith given visage
I always figured he was a Shade
>>581027715Not dark enough to be a shade
>>581027391>>581027325>>581027208How come he uses the Dark Souls white phantom appearance instead of the regular transparent ghost appearance? Is it just a case of "Yellow Paint" to make him more visible?
>>581027952maybe rya summoned him, i dunno
People would've seen him if he was the transparent type, I think it was just to distinguish him from those ghosts because he actively interacts with you. Those other ghosts are more like recorded memories.
>>581027952I don't know, but I really wish they used that for actual co-operators instead of the hideous orange juice wash we got.
>>581028194Please don't forget to link the posts you're replying to.
>>581025490https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e9b6a239-f67a-450f-b510-223491a2eb40
>>581027337which item, you must tell me
>>581028221put on the mirror ring, if appearance is something that matters at all to that extent
>>581028773dude what the fuck are you linking
>>581028834Rykard's Rancor bwo?
>>581029831getyarn is a website that archives quotes from video. You can search quotes, and it will show you all the clips where the quote was used.
>>581030184i dont get it, so its just a regular search bar? if you wanted the song you can just use youtube
chillin
>>581030184>website called get yarn>look insde>no yarn
>>581030614can you ask her if she likes me
>>581030614Imaging screaming inside that bucket helmet and damaging your own eardrums lmao
vig is so gay i should put all those points into faith and int
>literally brought up years ago that dark souls 2 takes place in same universe as Elden Ring because erd tree and Miquella are in it along with other strong links >get told no im an idiot>all over YouTubers are now saying “new theory” and talking about how they figured out how dark souls 2 and Elden Ring are same universe
>>581030596It isolates the phrase. It's cleaner than linking the whole video. It's also a more efficient search for phrases, since it's specifically looking for phrases. While Youtube/Google is too generalized, forcing you to sift through a bunch of unrelated results.
>>581031262we do this in Doğu Trakya
>another Grace and effigy five-feet-awayThis can't be to do with Miquella's greatrune, like the Stone Coffin Fissure. So what the fuck was this about?
>>581031262Imagine if Dark Souls 2 had more time to cook properly and we got a completely different universe as intended. We could've had ER as a release title for the Xbox X and PS4 and DS3 would've been just as distinct as ER is from Dark Souls.
>>581031530Fromsoft creates levels modularly, and sometimes forgets to clean up excess bonfires/graces.
>>581030179>spellcasting>redeeming remembrances thank you regardless
>>581031732>excessNot complaining about the number of sites, love 'em. But sure, this one in particular is a tad much, it can stay or go.Thanky.
>>581032025>redeemingHarvesting.
>>581032312I call it eating them
>>581032407If you're consuming the runes, sure.
I like my runes smoked with bacon and BBQ sauce
>>581032591do you think at spiritcaller cave I could ask the summons to teach me a good korean bbq dressing recipe?
>>581032827can it freak
>>581033008a can of pre-cooked bbq? what use can I have for that? it will taste like fast food
like, it'll be slimy and old it's not gonna freak at all
>>581032591>BBQ sauceRanch.
It is merely a cycle.Stand before the Elden Ring. Become the Elden Lord.
The Elden Ring intro and lore and stuff is all pretty cringey and tryhard. Dark Souls and Dark Souls 3 are much better, even Dark Souls 2(crap) is better.
>>581028773>>581030184what does that have to do with my post
>>581033894Are you unable to see the clip? What does it say?
>>581033862Cool opinion bro
>>581030919I don’t think that can happen>>581031424That explains a lot
The Elden Ring intro and lore and stuff is all pretty based and awesome. Dark Souls and Dark Souls 3 are much worse, even Dark Souls 2(kino) is worse.
>>581033862I can tell you never played these games.
>>581034228I can tell you've never seen a naked woman
>>581034331Your non vandalized version of DS2 sister?
>>581034331you utterly resized him with this screenshot there's no telling how he'll react
>>581034741holy shit you just gaped and raped that brown tranny maggot with this screenshot he'll be fuming for the next couple of hours for sure well done king
>>581034741I don't own it and I've never played it, I've only played SOTFS
i have ds2 on disc somewhere in this hoarder gooncave
>>581034862So, you never played it?
>>581033980I'm not clicking that shit
i got the platinum trophy on bloodborne on ps4 you get it for killing queen yhanarm
>>581034331>tranny resorts to talking about sex and trying to shame you for itEvery. Single. Time. You fags just can't help it huh.
canned beans or canned soup
>>581034996they have the same intro
*seeks attention*i never finished the achievements in any souls game, or ER, or nightreignbut nightreign is the closest, i'll just need to stop only playing revenanttoo bad that'll never happen
>>581035114You really can't say you've beaten Bloodborne unless you've also beat the Chalice Dungeons.
>>581031278you know you can link timestamped youtube videos right
>>581035154they're formerly young men so their insults are mostly what young men would use as you can tell
>>581035209Isn't queen yharnam the boss at the end of the last non randomized chalice?
>>581035154lol manlet incel in shambles>>581035183i mean you get them all in the process of playing normallyi dont have the last two cheevos for elden ring though i havent ever done the poopoo or (((chaos))) endings so its probably one of those
>>581035351Yes. That's why >>581035114 beat the game.
>>581035037>>581035307What could possibly go wrong?
people seem very offended that i would invade with the eldie hex build like...it's dogshit
this is my ds2 build plan btw
Not only I have seen naked women, I also tasted white, asian and black women. But why the fuck would anyone brag about having sex when any ape from africa is making 20 babies per year.
>>581035321Young normal men don't say "have sex, incel". That's entirely a troon thing. >>581035360You're not making it past 35.
>>581035693sister where is your vigor
>>581035801It's DS2, you get max health for leveling any stat I think? It's more than enough for pve.
>>581035721it's a pretty big deal here in our incel chatroom
so much turmoil in erg...
>>581034128>>581033862Both wrong
>>581035801You don't need health if you don't get hit.
>>581035723>>581034228>>581034741>>581035154Obliterated that failed male cocksucker
>>581035723phoebe troon account is 15 years old unc is pushing 35 already
>>581036115>>581035931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqty-HRy9_4
the ergievirgos
>>581036119i know it's hard but please refrain from using chaser dirty talk when laying the smackdown on TheTrannies
chud x tranny fc
>>581036234nah i'm a librahmin
>>581036397I'm more or less stating the facts at hand he failed at being a male and he sucks cocks on a regular basis that's simply his life
>>581035321>formerly
>>581036152i legit find it hard to believe that someone who uses pink heart emojis at the start and the end of their username could be a very old person
>>581035721Based cannibal
>>581035693you should use binocularsyou can use them to aim your spells, and spells can headshotyou do not need 105 agility
>>581036234the porn addicts and future featured sex registry members>>581036619the parasocial homosexuals and twitter trannies on zero hrt
>>581034331
>>581036950you NEED 105 agility to dodge enemy attacks and it only costs like 12 lvls so why not at 150+?
you can see her cleavage thats nice
Phoebe kinda just won…
>>5810375457/10 gagged
>>581037579maybe you need 105 if your positioning is dogshit
>>581037545>phoebetroon's imminent futureHoly cinema we will all be seated
I registered for the sex
>>581037771you can tell which ones do it because they are reckless about compromising their identity only for attention whoring reasons, not that that is that user's real face as they are just feigning to be someone else to rile you nerds up, all libra demons do this btw
i am a gentle girl with a kind heart (gemini)
>>581038104just shut up now and behave
>>581038104yawn if you're not even trying to be funny you can take your anger out elsewhere, your schtick is getting boring.
virgos own you
Queue up. I can do 1, maybe 2 games today.
let's make an michael jackson build hee hee~
>>581038998no one wants to be defeated
>Log into ELDEN RING
>>581038210lies are a gemini specialty after all>>581038449I invented yawning + it's not meant to be funny to you dummy, what a waste of effort that would be>>581038701my husband is a virgo ascendant with mars in 1st house so it's true and it means me safe and happy
i want to marry the tree sentinel
>>580898043>>580898043
>>581038449>>581038272>>581038104>>581037497>>581034741What does this mean
>>581040094there we go, back to the classic i have a husband line.i mean, i know you lack manners but i didn't know you also lack creativity to this degree, please at least try next time.
>>581040535Türkiye sovereignty
>>581040094but that wasn't a lie..
>>581040535Hellenistic universalism
>>581038748No.
>>581040639funny reading this considering there's like four anons who keep stealing my abundantly creative bits, forever unbeknownst to them
>>581040094Is your husband terr?
Evan Dough they steal from me, not you
Astrology is not real dumb foidtroons lol
>>581041117terr strikes me more as a pisces or taurus type maybe capricorn>>581041358poor anon is living in pre-2010 in his head
>>581041450sovl...
What’s the most grand or legendary staff in the lore?
>>581041543izalith staff
>>581041543The penis staff
>>581041543Mine. At least that what your mother told me.
>>581041204midwits are your clientele, my highbrow comedy assets appeal to only the finest of posters, with an aptitude for the arts and histories
>>581041358then why does one of our starting presets in elden ring called Astrologer, huh?
>>581041949big fax tellem honberg
>>581041543Rennala’s is the most well made and efficient, but requires a sharp intellect. Lusat’s staff is the most powerful at the expense of extra mental effort. Azur’s is the best at bolstering spellcasting skill, or spellcasting speed. Metyr’s is the most profound (can cast incantations as well as sorceries).Metyr’s is the rarest no doubt.
>>581041887I asked around my neighborhood and they don't believe you sorry
>>581041887...and more delusions you tell yourself
>>581040094Shut up you’re 20 and you were groomed
Reminder that the weapons you get from remembrances are NOT the originals. They may even be slightly altered from the originals.
I love Godrick oooo
>>581041358But it is Women have spoken
>>581042687Its the remembrance of the person who weilded it though so it is exactly as it should be. Rennala's Carian Scepter is going to be 1:1 what Rennala's Carian Scepter was because the remembrance is pulled from her and people essentially 2 soul bond with their weapon to let it create a weapon ash soul for itself. If anyone knows the soul of the weapon it is the person that was wielding it.
>>581042889your future doctors and judges btw
>>581042889finally, the first woman lead/woman dominant field of study in history: forensic astrology (schizophrenia)…
>>581042889>unironically using astrology to determine guiltI hate women so fucking much. They legit want us to return to stone age times. When mother moon was seen as the equal to father sun. BULLSHIT. BUUUULLSHIT.
>The design is said to represent the stars of the night sky, portending fate.
>>581042973Wrong. The original Carian regal sceptre (the one hanging up in the academy under Rennala’s portrait) isn’t sporting a blue glintstone. The original Carian regal sceptre has a green/turquoise glintstone embedded in it. The remembrance uses a blue glintstone because it goes together with her moon sorcery, which you also get from her remembrance.
ahhh ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>581043092The people in universe have been retarded by aliens that want to control their lives. Fate and astrology is the ER version of the CIA giving black people GRIDS.
ermm...
>>581042973you blew their minds with these simple facts
this is why fcs are necessary, the infighting stops ig we bleed together
I jerked off to fat femboys again
Reminder that women LOVE Elden Ring because they love astrology and they love when women are smarter than the men, and when women btfo the male scientific establishment (this game’s equivalent of NASA) in favour of the female emotional response (“the moon is like so much important than the science!”).
science can eat shit we praise the moon
>>581043246Turquoise is just blue anon. That is why the twinsage(bird) helm has both. The color pairing of red/blue is also seen in turquoise/orange. Same thing under a different guise. There is no functional difference between the 2. >>581043371I know bronybro.
>this redhead could 1v1 someone 10x her size and then she had a female moment and he lost (but to appease the men we will say it's a draw), because she never lost a duel ever>this moon themed wiccan queen barged into the university and cancelled the NASA funded science because the moon is more special idk, also she's the smartest person aroundIf this game had been made in America, people would accuse characters like Rennala and Malenia of being written by woke female writers.
posted it again award
>>581043580Nope. They are very much different. The blue glintstone in the remembrance sceptre is explicitly named, the ‘Carian blue’. Her original sceptre did not have that. It had a green glintstone more in line with the Karolos. Not sure you’re why you’re being so difficult.
>>581043603>peopleStrong use of the word when referring to chuds.
Uh oh looks like it's DOSjeet meltdown o clock...
>>581043573the moon is the scientist of the zodiac
>>581043603ok, the game is woke. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
>>581043603Look into it, Malenia has only ever lost. She has literally never won a battle once. She even 'lost' to her mentor and bloomed on him in a sparring match. Bitch is a stone cold loser.>>581043748They are the same anon. All magic is the same, even faith is the same as int. It is all just make believe becoming real because they believe it is. >>581043818Probably ran him back to /v/ already. Good job getting his attention after hours of trying though.
>>581043580>There is no functional difference between the 2. Please play the game sometime
>THE FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE SMART/IMPORTANT?! WOOOOOOOKE! DONT YOU KNOW BOYS RULE AND GIRLS DROOL, MIYAZAKI?! JAPAN HAS FALLEN!
>>581043837the zodiac is the periodic table of the stars
>>581043932>DOSjeet schizobabbleRight on schedule
>>581043932Malenia is a bottombut so was Radahn
Horseshoe theory. Chuds aren’t actually capable of detecting what it is they hate. It’s okay when Japan does it. They don’t see it. It’s not the same to them. Even when it’s literally the same.
>>581044061chuds like deltarune too despite it being woke as fuck
>>581043938I have. There is no difference in the 2 schools. One studies meteors and one studies comets, they dont know know the difference though and call both stars. What those idiots believed became real, literally. >>581043939Things must be going really badly for him if he's dipping into that humiliation ritual again.>>581044027I know bud but I'm here now you can stop begging for my attention. What do you need me to guide you on this time?
>>581044061Well yeah japan does things tastefully unlike the west
Is that… a greaseball I hear sliding through the thread???
If it took you this long to realize that ER is a woke feminist fantasy setting, you’re not a very intelligent person. Lol.
>Well yeah japan does things tastefully
>>581044061Japan does it because they love womenThe West does it because they hate menThese are not the same
>>581043371bro tried rooting for the twin bird schizo and got hit the schizo backhand that’s sad…
>>581044148>I haveYou have not
>>581044305>capcom's american department Nice try bad faith cocksucker
>>581044027I'm actually a few hours late I was lurking when you started begging for my attention earlier and left you hanging. That was a cruelty on my end that I am trying to remedy. >>581044410Do you need me to post the image that has my 5k hours of playtime across the games again. I'd rather not post it you get triggered by it way too easily.
>>581044061Remember when you were defending japanese brownwashing while chuds refused to give it a pass
>>581044208I was wondering when the first mention of my name would be in this thread. You held out for a long time. About 383 replies. But no. I'm not the anon calling you chuds.(today)
wait was it the husbandsissy and the phoebetroon fighting earlier wtf
>>581044324Nah it’s 100% the same >>581044487Please do better
>>581044148Ugly tranny character similar to you irl
>I just so happen to be here spewing my usual bullshit at the same time as always but no that’s totally not me haha :)Nice try buddy you’re starting to adapt but you still aren’t fooling anyone
>>581044558What do you need of me this time though? You didn't spend hours trying to get my attention for nothing.
>>581044535no
gonna strike while the iron is hot and ask: what does DOS stand for?
Good job stupid ergies you derailed the thread again
disk operating system
>>581044732No one knows. All we know is the cord reveres him like a god for the twinbird stuff.
>>581044732I've asked this like twenty five times and I still couldn't tell you
>>580999930nose is freakishly small
Know who’s retarded? Sellen. Bitch thought Lusat was imprisoned against his will when he imprisoned HIMSELF in a gaol the same way Onze did. HE IS TELLING YOU NOT TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS YOU DUMB WITCH. She’s even like “whoa, what a weird place to find him”. YA THINK???
>>581044656It's really not me. Also, the "usual bullshit" is the guy who posted this >>581043603It's literally copypasta. Look it up on the archive.
>>581045018Duality of the primeval. Lusat and Onze are pussies. Azur and the Crystalians are vibing.
>>581044965you mean longways or the nostrils are too thin
>>581045018>HE IS TELLING YOU NOT TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS YOU DUMB WITCH.Everyone doing this in ER is a coward and would rather suffer the hell they know that brave the potential one they don't.You are supposed to tell them to fuck themselves and then cross the line they wouldn't cross into the undiscovered country.
>>581045078It’s funny that you think copypasta is meant to be untrue. He is 100% right about this being an emasculating game that reinforces the superiority of women.
>>581045386I didn't argue with him. It's bullshit, because it's meant to antagonize. The guy has been obsessively whining about how women in elden ring are smarter than men for months.
I think you were right, so I made her nose ridge longer and the nostrils a bit wider. I think she looks better now.
>>581045386>reinforces the superiority of womenit's fetish fiction retard. no one thinks real women are superior.
>>581045614You're beautiful
>>581045386kek no. Radagon being a template of Godfrey after he left is enough to let you know where the sexes stand. My guy carved Marika's womb out so hard she had to make a stand in of him that was a failure when she didn't have access to Godfrey dick. And he was just a loser that used to fight bears. He still carved out Marika's womb, heart, and soul. With his dick.
Working on a Dragon Communion character. Any recommendations for a primary weapon that feels thematic?
>>581045583Is it bullshit because it’s antagonizing or is it bullshit because it’s bullshit? There’s a difference. He is pretty spot on with the lore vastly favouring women, and it’s likely what both George and Miyazaki intended.I haven’t actually seen any successful counter arguments, either. It’s very much in your face, in the lore, how women have displaced men and patriarchies. Even the Witch’s glintstone crown alluded to this. Women weren’t noteworthy in the academy before Rennala.
>>581044779>>581045629geg
>>581045614You're abhorrent
>>581045720grafted dragon
>>581045614Lose the groomed eyebags and it won't look so bad. The people telling you what to change are tricking you into making a femboy but I'm sure you are aware and willing to participate. >>581045720Flower Gavel or Partisan.
>>581045614way better, her aegyo sal can be toned down by a bit but that's just being nitpicky, looking good anon.
>>581045720great katanabeast claws
did I hear dagron???
>>581045815You are really bad at this anon, you don't bury the lead at all for genuine discussion.
>>581044856>>581044732newfag-sama...
Sellen made the first graven mass. She’s the one who started the trend.If you assume she’s responsible for every single graven mass in the game, then you can safely consider her a serial killer with her own serial killer ritual and sick (scientific) justification for it.
>>581045815Dooooon't care. Stop trying to drag me into this.
Miyazaki has always thought women were better than men at magic and intellectual matters. In the original outline for the first dark souls, only females could learn every spell, since some were meant to be exclusive to women. It’s likely that he thought the Witch of Izalith was the superior sorcerer to Seath the Scaleless.
>>581045614Tighten the nasal ridge she is too nose heavy
>>581042973>Rennala's Carian Scepter is going to be 1:1 what Rennala's Carian Scepter was because the remembrance is pulled from herThe remembrance is of the phantom conjured by Ranni. That's how powerful Ranni is, which is appropriate for an empyrean. That's how you claim the great rune, since the contingency is tied to the amber egg.
>>581046251Seath succeeded at becoming a crystal-lich while the Witch blew herself up and turned into a weird little bug.
Seath’s lord soul shard was actually just as big as Nito’s and Izalith’s, since Gwyn’s was just that much larger than all the others combined. A single piece of his soul could equal the others.
>>581046420>turned into a weird little bugI believed that she's not the bug, she's just tied to it. So that attacking her body doesn't matter as long as some hidden creature is still alive.
>>581046420no the witch became velka
Was Rennala really as powerful as Radagon/Marika in her prime tho
>>581044732something one guy spams here when he’s feeling angry enough. i think it’s like his calling card at this point. kind of like a signature to identify himself.
Listen. Miyazaki doesn’t care about power levels. He wants you to think things like Gransax (and that even bigger dead dragon in the dlc) are stronger than fucking Placidusax or Bayle. Because he is obsessed with retarded scales. He does not think for a moment that the bosses you fight are the top of the top. Those dead titans are probably the most powerful things in the setting, has they been alive.
>>581046729Probably more powerful.
>Zorban gets his team to rage quit after ditching them at a nearby gaol at lvl 7 to instead die to a demi human queen and kill some miners in a field for 5 minutes>spends the rest of the game laughing at them>dies to crucible knight night boss before even doing a 1/4 of it's healthThe only way these neckbeard streamers can feel good about themselves is to diss their timmy team but they're nothing on their own
>>581046942I’m also kind of bothered by the retarded sizes of dead dragons. The dragonlord is a fucking small fry compared to them.
>>581045923>>581046276idk what those words mean i think she's pretty cute as is
Greatjar of Caelid is even dumber. Don’t tell me what I can’t kill. Crossing your arms and looking like a badass shouldn’t make you immune to my attacks.
Behind every powerful god and demigod, there are several containers of high-sugar nectar to keep them sustained.
>>581047208shes beautiful she looks like u twin
>>581045715this is true GAWDfrey is just that good and runs the game…
Who killed Gransax? A monster that size shouldn’t have lost.
>>581047250the things i would do to that oversized toilet
>>581047208are you single?
>>581044668Brown
did this mensch just cook hot wok fire with bone structure 3 it's unbelievable
>>581046942Those dead titans were never alive. Its complex to explain and will trigger someone but here goes. Radahn vs Malenia isn't some random fight, it is mythic because each one represents a part of the GW. Malenia of course represents the aspect of rot, but Radahn represents the revivification or reincarnation of the GW itself. If you start delving into the twinbird level of the lore you'll see Malenia vs Radahn play out a few times and always more mythic than the 2 of them actually fighting because they are also fighting on the spiritual plane. Anyway, looping back to those big titans, they are just another version of 'things' pooling together and crystalizing into a concept, they are giant corpses because Radahn is the reincarnation aspect and the larger GW is being stalled from its reincarnation so it is getting upset and showing something resembling the Nightlords from NR because the GW actually does get pissed enough to want to end reality at all the shenanigans unfolding. >>581047382Godwyn. He defended the city when she attacked and he fought like a dragon would so even though they lost the battle the dragons walked away respecting Godwyn and then joining the GO with him as their sponsor. They get hunted double hard after he's gone and can't vouch for them.
>>581047208cutie
this guy is talking to himself extra hard tonight he must be bored out of his mind
Miyazaki is just copying George’s retarded obsession with unfeasible scale. His castles are retarded big and would never work out irl. He even said he regrets making the Wall so big.
>>581047714looking at how fast the thread is going, aren't we all?
>>581047208Aegyo sal is the little sacks of skin beneath her eyes, nasal ridge is how her nose looks like a log in the middle of her face. Her eyes are also a little too far apart and her maxilla is recessed, overall ltb
>>581047714Looks like you have a lot in common, why aren't you friends?
>>581047887you're beautiful
>>581047463>>581047276That's a man stupid faggot
>>581048447that slav monkey pos
The Ranah hood is completely irredeemable right? Nothing looks good with it.
>>581048975show pic
>>581048975Why are you trying to wear womens clothing? Are you a poofter? Wear real mens gear, like the highland set, faggot.
>>581049103
>Gwyn, King of Kindling
>>581049221looks gay
>>581044779damn good post
>>581049208real mens wear the fur/shaman set and are big and strong like ancestral followers
>>581049106I know that's why there are so many pointy structures near tall falls it's always a chuckle with smirk
>>581049208My tarnished is a girl for my casual twinbird sight seeing run. The people the bird has historically chosen as its vessel have been women and I made a hot one so I use her for women characters.
If the tips touch you both have to kiss. That's the rule.
>>581047714Sounds like you struck his cervix here he didn’t like you pointing that out
>>581049530Twin bird symbolism.
>>581049530it's generous of them to give this opportunity for cute positioning, I never would have thought to try that
>>581048975we don't like smelly gypsies
>>581049530papparappapai'm lovin' it
>>581049530I did this with my characters lol.
>get matched against guy I just beat in colosseum>no emote rage rushes me while I'm emoting>still losesmassive izzat loss, nephew
>>581012053local threadbrown still thinks he’s in his shithole general and isn’t a deracinated immigrant
>>581049530Disappointed there aren’t more memes of these stupid hats
>>581049831you've tried to complain about that like almosr over half a dozen times and it's still a decade too late to complain about duel etiquette
>>581050074looks like he raped you uncy
>>581050184Can't really do many memes about a black swan event, it isn't a laughing matter. There will be different memes once people start realizing the devs put actual memes into the twinbird loredumps.
>>581050184around launch I was a mentally ill ostrich and that hat was my long bird neck and head, the fat godskin suit was the body and the golden armbands of the erdtree protectors was my wings and I wanted to think of a weapon better than two astel wings to use with it but I ended up using the helice a lot until I got bored of the whole bit
>>581050191just go invade if you dont want to emote, dalitoh wait you suck lmaooooooo
>>581050438excuse you I always emote and I have epic aura when I do
>>581042338gud fookin post m8
some emotes take a long time and you can't move
>>581046556My parry would win thoughbeit
ranni the witch
>loses to a little type b with 40 vig in a dress>just stands there on rematchno wonder boys cant approach girls in public anymore they have negative mental oml baka
the name of ranni the witch is already sullied by thee...
>>581050074Curbstomped that delusional cocksucking dalit into oblivion
>>581050184Right? It’s such a silly croissant
>>581044779Crazy how Devilbull gets all that to himself
>>581044779Crazy how Terrbull gets all that to himself
>>581051089Admitting she loves you is peak cute.
>>581051060organic girl gamers keep vig under 30
>>581051473>>581051368>
>>581051659>>581051060something to consider
>>581051739>warm piss brown
Weird colored glintstone at Lenne's Rise.
>>581051005Crazy how you look like that and are built for me.
>>581052121looks like you won
>>581051005uoh
>>581052167Crazy how you should take your tranny ERP back to /trash/.
what does deracine means?
>>581052121phoebe!
>>581052471holy cringe
>>581052353Crazy how bad you are at identifying jokes and how you missed >>581051473>>581051368
>>581052598whooped his ass and made him cry the treasure is yours my friend
>>581052607Cute
>>581052607Kinda gay kinda hot
>>581052607my ex wishes he looked like this because I look like this
>another quitterkids these days are so fragile baka desu senpai
>>581047082Zorban is one of the most zen people I've seen play this game. If his team got him to complain and throw that hard they must have been awful.
>>581052353beat that bitch into a pulp and made him curl up in a ball the spoils of war are yours to claim my good comrade
queue?
>>581053178people don't talk like that anymore aside from former femboys in their 30s experiencing their twink death while mentally stuck in 2016
>Starting Blood Blade + frost>Duchess skatk pwr increased, str respec, restage invuln>Blue augur, one line of max HP on deep relics>Only have phys6 thoughFeels good early and it's a lot of fun being tanky but trying to find damage in the late game seems tough. I'm gonna stick with it for now. Getting bleed and frost to proc very close to each other for one massive restage is just too satisfying.
you arent tall enough to reply to me, sorry
@sleepbowGOD we need you
>>581052598Crazy how you're instantly making excuses for your thread shitting and pointing to posts that have nothing to do with the problem at hand.
>>581053683Thats a cute girl
>>581053145wierd>>581053435ate her up
>>581053748>no you see those are totally different because uhh uhh uhhh *cock gargling noises*Better luck next time threadjeet don't be such an obvious bare faced hypocrite next time
>>581053226Pretty much yeah
>>581053435this anti-troon agenda of yours is the only redeeming thing out of your online persona.
More dlc areas on the walls in the base game.
the type Bs are shitting it up...
>>581053975Yup
I was just gonna call this guy that beat me gay but blank profile + basedjak avatar is a block
>>581054204sissy rage
>>581054106Can you at least highlight or outline whatever you're looking at?
>>581053485dont post my wife in this shithole faggot
>>581054057>>580890265
>>581047082Factual.>>581053226No not really hes very petty, just because he's not swearing a lot doesn't mean he's not mentally seething >>581053975>>581054156So organic and ethusiastic
>>581054343Its the shack behind fort reprimand. You should recognize these places yourself anon this is a thread for people that play elden ring games.This image is of Bonny village and it loops around the path to the right that leads to Manus Metyr. And a bonus fox because it is cute. These are in Dragonbarrow Cave btw.
>>581054204Your rapist won
I love zorban
>>581054793He won. ZOS is just eternally seething at him.
>>581054793Yeah zorban is awesome
>>581054783can you circle the shack
>>581054793>>581053975>>581054156Everyone is screaming this eternally
>>581053485>D5 >tanky without negations lmao + didn't ask for you blogpost troon
>>581054951No but I'll go to the actual pov it shows and take pics there so you look really dumb.
>>581047714>stops immediately after thisKek
13
>>581054592stop samefagging freak
>>581053969Explain to me how those posts are the same as trying to hook up with anons.
>>581055271>Someone who disagrees with my drone-ass must be samefaggingTry again, raped maggot.
>>581030615I look like this
>>581055051whatever works best for you
>TOSjeet woke upwe were having such a nice thread too man...
>>581054990D3 opinion lmao seethe harder
Didn't mean to trigger the zorbfatties but no, you cant be as petty as that and be zen. It's like that poster that said trish was zen, which aged like milk, you just dont know what that word means.
>>581050225don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of threadjeet
>>581018669The way you said this made me sad for some reason.
>>581055051>>581054951I can't get pics, both of the povs are from Bayle's peak and you can't see past the storm. >>581055595You'll recognize the areas when you start playing the dlc, the 2 pics I posted are the actual spots in the dlc. You find them in dragonbarrow and they are from Bayle's pov.
>>581055732pipe the fuck down you diseased dog and go restore the honour of your clan by stepping in front of the tube right now
>having fun fighting the same guy in colosseum>we're both messing around and playing with different strategies>he just starts bumrushing me with heavy armor and a greatswordsigh i can never just make a friend
^^ hyper raped schizojeet cocksucker
>>581055718>zorbfatties kekthey don't play this game btw is the funniest part
>>581056021That sux
>ZOSjeeta melty complete with mandatory samefag>random trish namedropcinematography for the ages
>>581056024Haha you messed it up retard
>>581054793True
>>581055965>I can't get picsbut you can at least highlight/circle the part of the picture you already took that is apparently a shack.
>>581054793We know cupcake
>>581055718>W-wow I sure triggered some people with my retarded opinion huh? (Totally not seething)Zorb and Trish are zen god players. Meanwhile you're losing your cool just from some silly anonymous posts on the cartoon website. Let that sink in
>>581054793Such a simple post but this got the resident threadshitter shaking and crying. Embarrassing.
zorbkek of winheim
>>581056249You can even see the spirit spring past the shack that you use to get up to the fort in the right image. You'll know what spirit spring I mean once you find the areas I'm talking about.
>>581056375either you're plain ignorant or you're trying to stir up some shit now by lying, either way your opinion is shit sorry but that's the facts
>>581056375weak bait 2/10
Spoopy (translated from the french)
0.333
>>581056375either you're plain knowledgeable or you're trying to clear the air now by telling the truth, either way your opinion is good sorry but that's the facts
2/3
>>581057084im going to bed, good luck
>>581056375strong truth 12/10
Fibi O Fibi
>>581056998kek 2 of em
pheobonacci spiral
phoebe is still dueling btw just wanted to share this info
>>581054343>>581054951hey can you like ummm stop replying to dos
kek
marikerr got that square af jaw doe
you might say he was radagone
>>581058070What is that?
>>581058381>t.ranni
>>581058475think he’s getting upset again. these weird nicknames are a handful.
>>581058695this is one of those truth nukes he rambles about I guess
dantev is here
sneedger wuz here
There needs to be a FC where its ZOS, DOS and TOS in a 1v1v1 and the last one alive gets crowned King Threadautist
>"death knight" roleplay>uses a healing miraclelol, just lol
>>581059019I don't play on the pass, it is one of the reasons the trooncord hates me.
>>581059019what thread do you think you will make your next parasocial little outlet after erg dies next year?
>>581059019i will cheer for DOS
>>581059121dsg - duskbloods general
>>581059059To be fair, the only option for healing whilst being a death knight is the fist suck AoW, and that primarily scales with arcane, not faith. There should've been a spell that does that.
>>581059185I could heal too, it's the colosseum though so I'm White and don't.
>>581059185You replied to phoebe
justeen bhoeberr
1/3...
>>581056718fuck off retard
>>581054990>>581054464Why is /erg/ suddenly being so mean towards my on topic post? I know the types of caveats these types of builds have but I've been trying it out lately with pretty positive results. What characters are you guys playing?
>>581059653Didn't mean to trigger you again a half hour later my bad. Looking forward to you replying to that post every hour for the next 10 hours.
>>58105943133
>>581059797wait... I know you
>>581059887Brother. What skill you using on the party-san
>>581047082Hey man I don't deny that I suck ass but let's not pretend someone 3 barring to Bloodhound evergaol lvl 7 and ragequitting isn't funny.
>>581060026that's not my webm I thought it was you
>>581060152Nah lol. I would have somehow died to the redwoman if that was me.
Dark knight of the cuckoo
>>581059887never post sacred 'maru 'ebms in the erg again
Only downsides to the twin-bird cosplay is some of the outfits end up being baby blue and pastel pink. Also, I'm really struggling to justify this faith tax for SoNaF I'm thinking about respeccing. I want to keep the faith for the crucible feathers spell (don't have it yet) but I know it is trash. I did get a gravebird spirit summon so I get to try that out for a while to let Deenh rest, he's honestly too fucking strong he breaks the game too easily.
*coughs blood*
kek loops engaged.
best hat? Im trying to find a good fit for my zwi sellsword.
>>581062319Black Dumpling
>>581062319Secret Rellana helm so you can look like donkey oti.
>>581062319use scaled helm
>>581061772
>>581062319Le Marquis!
>>581060658let's get this over with already and buy me some doordash twin
rip my gazillion runes
gg greg sorry about almost screwing up night 2
gggregI already replace my motherboard and I got like ~5 months of no crashes but now my system seems unstable againback to troubleshooting I guessI really don't want to have to build a new pc :/
>>581063050let me guess, you tried to do a high effort invader camp with erg idiots
>>581063257you're so dusty
>>581063376i forgot to buy twiggy
>>581062507fr fr
>>581063447thats dusty
eeeeeee
>>581064618Noooooooo you can't do this to my art!
>>581064618little fag
>>581054801In the open world you'd have the option to outrange this completely then return fire using a greatbow. In a dungeon you'd be able to avoid this by staying behind cover. In the arena you get neither option. Thanks, Miyazaki.
>>581064747>>581064818enjoy your golden brown treat
mmv/3
>>581065131That was my daughter you animal
>>581063257Well done fat ass. I hope your PC fixes itself magically.
>>581060530I like this art. It's beautiful
>>581065131looks delicious
2/vvm
The best game ever, Nightreign, is dead.
this is what you fags of the hour do at crisp 9 am?
twelve am
>>581067167It's 12am in the part of the world where all the cute girls and good nightreign players live
>>581067214No wonder it's forever 2/3, everyone is sleeping.
>>581055718>>581056046>>581056834>>581056983Eviscerated that animal good job
I wonder if "the threadshitters" schizo considers the "you verbed that noun" posts to be threadshitting.
17:18 for me
>>581068518What the fuck is "the threadshitters schizo"? Why do you keep making up new fake people to get mad about?
>>581068927terr
>>581068927leave him he's just perma raped after getting clocked one too many times
I hope that they add The Raped to Nightreign
that's every player and all the nightfarers and nightlords Dough.
we are the raped jeets hear us shout
>california timeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wew
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee Schlop
>>581070282>ritual posting in the big 2026
he belongs to duchess alone. recluse can go make mulatto babies with someone else.
>>581070727wrong
>>581070727incest fans will have a huge wake up call when they find out that most real-life incest cases are men raping their teenage daughters and not le epic consenting adult first cousins who cannot reproduce and somehow have zero power dynamic
>>581070906shut it reterrd
>>581070906parent/child is gross but siblings is kino
>>581070906Uh oh incesttroons are not gonna like this one...
>>581070906maybe amongst islamic migrant scum
k but imagine if this were your sister
Incest is practically non-existent in the first world. It all happens in the third world. Your fantasy is brownoid culture. You are brown.
i want oniichan
>>581071647would
>>581071682I know, faggot
So many faggots in erg
>>581071671replace incest with rape and notice how often "people" talk about rape
>>581071671what if it's between aryan twins tho
>>581071002literally same thing applies it's not fun or romantic or consensual in real life you porn addicted dumbfuck
>>581071647any kind of incest gives you unironic brain damage and a lifetime of psychosomatic disease, wylder loves his sister by cooking meals and bullying her lovingly, wylder never has had one single inappropriate thought about his sister
>>581071874this nigga did NOT have a hot sister
>>581071671Look I don't even hate incest but come on saying this is plain wrong. You have any idea how much incest there was in europe's history?
>>581072086and you are an only child clearly
>>581071671yeah it's true honestly family sexual abuse is kind of rampant in my country, and brown people think all white people come from this place so
I wish there were a weapon buff for frenzy flame
*thinking about raping oniichan*
>>581071671>incest is a brown fetishDoes make sense if you think about it...
>>581072413me on the right
>>581071874The chance of having a retarded baby is about the same as a normal non-incestual relationship where the mother is over 40. Its only when you have generational incest like the royal families where shit starts getting out of hand.
>>581072413>incest and rapeYup you are indian
mushgawd
>>581071827You're still brown.>>581072169Some royal families did it because they were obsessed with "pure blood" but it was otherwise extremely rare and stigmatised brown inbred (pleonasm) retard (another pleonasm).
>>581072413>she has 6 fingerssounds about right for incest sloppers
I love mushgawd
>>581072757DAMMITI liked that picture
>>581072413>>581072671>incest>rape>AI slop>"aryan"100% confirmed jeet KEK
i'm dumb i still can't see the sixth finger...
>>581072980you can see 5 fingers that aren't the thumb
everything i don't like is indian
>>581072980even without the 6 fingers you can still easily tell its ai
>>581072614not what I am talking about, the victims of incest themselves have their brain development fucked and the trauma and shame makes them get sick their entire lives
>>581073026>>581073081yes i see it now, the details on her pants are weird as well
>>581073127That's just being a victim of rape especially as a child, happens to a lot of white women in Europe because of the endless hordes of brown migrants being brought in by the pro-immigration policies these woke liberal women vote for. Suicidal empathy at its finest.
incestjeets lost massively
>>581073340They'll rape their female relatives to regain the lost izzat.
>>581072413>Duchess, what is the meaning of this??>*gah* how dare you??!>Fine, I'll take you on, don't think I'll go easy on a woman!>*HRRAAAH*>*nngg*>*gghh*>*huff* *huff* I can't believe it...>Before you kill me, at least tell me... Why have you done this?>...W-what are you doing?>S-stop, I am already defeated, at least let me die in my armor!>No, don't take my helmet, no one must see my f-MMMFFHHH>MMMMMHHHH *gasp* *wheeze*>PRIESTESS??!! Please, control yourself!! We are warriors of the night! We have sheded these mortal bonds! We have left behind any need for this sort of-MMMMHHHHHHHH MMMH>*ggghh* *gah*>No... not there, please, we can't>We musn't...>We... shouldn't...
we mushn't
No wonder this place has gone to shit, it's full of third worlders.
>>581072731>some royal familiesIt was most of them.
>>581073838That and Australians
no one tell him
>>581073987which is worse?
>>581045191
>>581074103indians easily
>>581074337Setting Rya ablaze
>>581074337it's a shame she looks like peppa pig ingame
>>581074337Why does a snake need tits by the way?
>>581073657>5 minutes later Wylder is raw dogging her balls deep>his "ult" is nearly charged>Duchess whispers in his ear>"I love you big brother">a chill runs up his spine>but it's too late, he can't stop>Wylder cummies all over the inside of Duchess's tummy
I just finished jerking off to small futa on big female
I want to try light greatswords but the moveset is just too feminine and I'm a red blooded male.
>>581075320*force feeds you estrogen and turns you into a cute sissy for my entertainment*
>>581075357forget swords actually I'm gonna play revenant instead
>>581075192I could tell, truly pathetic
we are the kekjeets hear us shout
>>581075357If you dared to touch me (you wouldn’t), I'd beat your ass so hard even your own mother would cum seeing me correcting her gay son with my fists.
>>581075849doubt it freak
>>581075849jeez you might as well just say his post made you blush and feel pretty butterflies in your insecure little tummy
>>581075849weird raped fantasy
>>581055969>uses brown terminology like “dhimmi”>thinks he’s in any position to project his subhuman trauma onto me I know your kind aren’t known for your smarts, but even by your standards this is an impressive level of cognitive dissonance. Not surprised at your choice of insult either, I know how much of an issue those are in your decrepit shithole. Just one big self report.
>>581075916>>581075980Seeing as your fathers clearly aren't present in your lives, I'd step in and after giving your mother multiple orgasms and set some ground rules for living with us. No more /erg/, no more anime and no more porn. They are clearly negatively affecting you. Only this way can you make a start at becoming as masculine as me.
>>581068927>>581070970>>581059121You hit a little too close to home here
>Looking up video to see if Founding Rain of stars is any good now after the buffs>One video calls it OP>He has a million buffs on him
>>581076379he clearly blew your asshole to smithereens it's pretty incredible you should just cut your losses at this point man
>>581076382>>581076562Goodmorning TOSjeet
>>581076380I have literally never masturbated and all porn is to me like unfunny and passé image macros
>>581076730true
get on ER
>>581076863and do what
>>581077081Perform manly activities such as co-op.
>>581071002This is true, second and third cousins is ideal by brother/sister is good too
>>581075751>>581069670we know t____ we know
>>581070282Finally a good post in this shithole
>>581077192hm well men are gay so I will have to co op on console
new>>581077518>>581077518
>>581076386It's usable. I had a guy in the arena cast it on himself so I'd be forced to take damage if I wanted to pressure him, but I think that had more to do with not being able to pressure mages in the arena in general than with the spell itself.
>>581076562You must have your head truly buried in that cavernous maw you call an asshole.to think you just won anything after being exposed and raped so hard but that’s just more of your subhumanity on display here
>>581077485you forgot this fag >>581075192
>>581077679you're gonna have to pay me royalties for the nature of your post
>>581067167third world self report
>>581076562>>581076730>>581077287>>581077485>>581077490>>581077679>>581077772>>581077792shut it reterrd
>>581077792Hmm how about no
>>581055718 >>581056046 >>581056834 >>581056983 You failed to eviscerate those people terrible work
>>581035209You’re not wrong but they’re just so hard…
>>581072707dont self namedrop pestpaki
>>581072707continue mentioning other blessedaryans anon
>>581073838you can just say t____
>>581071002>>581071497>>581071647>>581072086>>581072413>>581072614>>581073960The gist of it is that the closer it is and the more continuous it is the higher the chances are of a defective child. For just one time the actual risk of having a child with a serious birth defect or genetic disorder is about 3% to 4% for unrelated couples. For first cousins, that risk rises to about 4% to 7%. Double the risk, but it still means there is a 93% to 96% chance of having a healthy child. Pretty simple.
>>581078040even the defiled chalices aren't that difficult by 2026 standards, iphone poster
>>581078449men are so fucked up
>>581055310how is referring to yourself as a “bull” in the third person talking about how something is “all for you” not a start at erp
>>581077513good choice king we’re all playing the game there
>>581078034>>581078039>>581078040>>581078195>>581078267>>581078378>>581078596>>581078598shut it reterrd
>>581076730>>581035721weird lie
>>581078694it's not a lie, porn is grotesque like pig feed
>>581077524Early thread makers must be put down
>>581078467It’s possible that you’re right mr schizo poster but the later ones are absolute bullshit granted I haven’t tried beating them in like a decade
>>581035721Not all things are equal.
>>581045078Sure but you can't act like that other post isn't something you'd say word for word.
>>581078750are you husband poster? in that case I guess I can believe it but even then not really
>>581012262>>581011854>>581011564Got him there
>>581047931strange projection.
>>581078694>>581078750>>581078941>>581078954>>581079291>>581079309>>581079519>>581079523shut it reterrd
>>581050225>>581077792"he" (you) got molested albeit
>>581077524cringe
>>581077524based
>>581078561*women
big old time
small new time
>>581076661Not your rapist/god/master/obsession
>>581078449In other words, kino
>>581078449In other words, cringe
>>581076380Made me laugh
>>581072796>>581072707I see.
>>581076380Didn't make me laugh
>>581069517see >>581078378>>581069981see >>581077485
>>581074337Best girl alert Rya my beloved
>>581079682>>581079690>>581080397>>581080986>>581081446>>581081526>>581082496>>581082528shut it reterrd
>>581074337she won
another beautiful day to obsess over random intternet people
>>581083121>>581082736
>>581083564It is erg culcha
>>581083564We are very important to the cord.
