Previous Thread: >>581064774>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>9/9 After Maint – 9/23 10:59Kasumi (Swimsuit)Hasumi (Swimsuit – Limited)Seia (Swimsuit – Limited)Moe (Swimsuit)Fubuki (Swimsuit)Ichika (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/691>Events:Summer Sky's Promise – 9/9 After Maint – 9/23 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/9 11:00 – 9/16 3:59Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 9/16 11:00 – 9/23 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/27 11:00 – 9/23 3:592x Bounty – 9/9 4:00 – 9/16 3:592x Commissions – 9/16 4:00 – 9/23 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>9/15 After Maint – 9/26 1:59Mutsuki (Dress)Haruka (Dress)Aru (Dress)Kayoko (Dress)Saori (Dress)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3541757Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/update>Events:Special Mission: Lore Pursuit – 9/15 After Maint – 9/29 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Drumbarka (Urban) – 9/22 2:00 – 9/28 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/29 2:00 – 10/5 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 9/16 2:00 – 10/12 18:592x Bounty – 9/14 19:00 – 9/21 18:592x Account EXP – 9/18 19:00 – 9/20 18:592x Commissions – 9/21 19:00 – 9/28 18:592x Account EXP – 9/25 19:00 – 9/27 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/28 19:00 – 10/5 18:59
blessed seia bread
!!!
are demons good for you?
sex
>>581074874Blessed tea party bread.
Mutsuki sat on my back
>>581074973>retard Momoi
>>581074973
Damn. I could really go for a crab vermicelli pot right now.
>>581074939Not sure but adult pussy is
>>581074973Need haruka
hello /bag/ how are you today?
>>581074973>Retard SenseiHey that's me
Remember to read Episode 1 of Opera 0068 and claim Mutsuki's messagehttps://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice
>>581074973>sensei love ao>retard momoi pat
>>581074973>Haruka retardnyooo, but her backstory is finally released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5sc5e12Bn0
Remember that there are homos in this thread who prefer suit Haruka/Mutsuki
That was a long as Ch2.
I prefer suit Haruka/Mutsuki
is traditional wife really that a rare nowdays?
>>581070986Haruka-chan, my wifeShe was there for my first InsaneFor my first PlatFor my first TormentShe'll be there for my first LunaticShe's now my first UE60 and my first 50 bondHaruka wife, Happy life
>>581074973>f2p pakeji>noa fellatio rape>kek nigga retarded>dupes always>otogi guh>top clear d.aru>skip eimi goy>ue60 satsuki feels based>need haruka sex>momoi story getting ao>retard sensei love student
>open game>PV7 jumpscare
>>581075169any chance they will release Yuzu's? or Asuna?
Ongoing session discovered. Please try again later.
>>581075310gz
GUH...phew...
i thought its something related to the story but you can just pat the cat and it's a 30 second long unskippable animation
>>581074874the infamous seia bread!?
>>581075310>not maxing out normal Harukangmi
>>581075491Why the fuck is the plushie blushing?
>>581075310>She'll be there for my first LunaticNot to dampen your excitement, but lunatic crab is a massive wall.For the record, there are only 188 lunatic clear for crab in JP, compared to 557 peroro clear and 951 yesod clear.But anyway, good job.
>>581075417tits too big
Guess who's back
It's time to watch some MRE videos, baggotshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6OPtwWQ73g
>>581075310I got D.Haruka at 90 and your post inspired me to roll for 100 elphsAnd thus, i got her at 110 again (+Nagusa)
>>581075310>She's now my first UE60 and my first 50 bondWhere were Haruka and nyHaruka?
do i really want to roll? muchuki is sexy and dress haruka is pretty
>>581075597look i know she's flat but that's her front
>>581075597tits way too big
>>581075652Just bee yourself
>>581074897guh
I SAY, I BING, I SAY, I BINGI PRAY, THE BALL, THEN BREAK, THE LAWSEASIDE, OUTSIDE, THEN PRO MENDADEIT BINGS, IT BALLS, IT BINGS, IT BALLS
>>581075618I watched SteveMRE a lot and got inspired to buy a bunch of MREs from my country's military just to throw most out because they were DISGUSTING(the mains at least)
I ain't reading 5 chapters of FUCKING HARUKA
>>581075652trust your penis
>>581075787Chise is a bigger rape bait than Reisa
>>581075858kek, I've always been curious about eating one because he makes them sound so good but then I remember why rations are the way they are.
>>581075874just skip
>>581075874use the power of the skip button >>581075921how can it be rape if she doesn't even understand what happened
>>581075637182/200, getting there, I wanna farm her from start to finish without using ligmaAbout nyHaruka...yeah that'll take a while
Don't forget.
>>581075512
>>581075635AND THRID HARUKA AT 170KEEP EM COMING
>>581075874Bro your skip button?
I just don't like how BA does altLike....it's the same girl. Same personality, same character archtype, same gun, same halo.At least in FGO they change their personality a little, here is just the girl in other outfit with new gameplay and momos
>>581075635>>581076015Based
There will be Kaya vs chewy in act 2 finaleTrvst
>>581076015I got 3 Harukas, one Mutsuki and 1 Mutsuki spark in 200 pulls earlier >>581071409got dHaruka to UE50 thanks to that
>>581076064Bro your subtle character development?
> FGO[-]
>>581076112Oh yes, i also got tons of purples during this rolling, Nexon screw up something
>>581076104
>fago
>
>>581076104Rinny and Kaya teamup as they are the only two to recognize the fake
>>581076064retard
>>581076064Yeah, I agree. They should also introduce like some info about students' dating life. If they found a boyfriend or a girlfriend etc
I'm starting to think that the desire sensor when I dickroll becomes 3x as powerful
>>581076187honestly I thought about stopping at 100 when I got both but I'm glad I didn't. most of my dupes were pretty good (not mMoi because I already have her at UE60), I got 2 new students I really wanted, and I think I might have enough elephs to UE jewgoat and Fuyu now
stop putting your fingers in me
>>581076316ARONA KNOWS
Hello it's me, chair-sensei.
>>581076064been a while since I've seen this one
>>581076364no
Ignoring the shitty comparison, why Students never change their guns in their Alts?Like using Rocket Launchers and Shotguns for "Battle" Alts and small pistols for Dress or Part Time Alts?I never noticed that Students NEVER change their guns...
Live.
> Retard.
retarded retard
>>581076550Imagine the smell of adult feet
>>581076549Hoshino and Reisa does
Retard hours?
...what?fuck is this hours exactly?
my spark was just a reisa spook, d haruka at 110, and then yakumo at 180sparked d mutsuki afterdespite only getting 4 purples, getting yakumo made it all worth it... i kinda wish i didnt skip her the first time around
i will save chewy
>>581076549>NEVERthere's a few instances. like aAlice, aToki, aEimi, mReisa, mSuzumi... try playing the game maybe
>>581076617i wish adult women were real
durrrr buuuuh? uuuuh
Aru counting Arus
>>581076635>>581076721m reisa/m suzumi don't really count, it's still their same guns, just with extra sparkly stuff on top
>current gap: 3 months and 2 weeksWhat do you think /bag/gots? should we accelerate more?
>>581076807I think 3 months would be perfect, I like foresight, but not too much nor too little.
>>581076549Play the game anon, gun are part of their identity
>>581076874Yeah, I'd **** Chise
>>581076721>>581076635>Alice>Toki>Eimi>Reisa>Suzumi>HoshinoNone of these change their guns at any point wtfAt most they add some extra overdesigned accessories to the same base gun>>581076905What you're sayed is that they cannot have more than 1 favorite gun?That's unrealistic, everyone has more than 1 favorite anything
ecchi sugiru! ecchi sugiru! buruakaibu!https://x.com/PotatoAzlnBlac/status/2099033247044739494
>>581076963>At most they add some extra overdesigned accessories to the same base gunretard. aAlice, aToki and aEimi use completely different weapons. you're right for the other ones but at least fucking check before replying
Nice, an hour where i can go full retard without consequences
>What you're sayedi dont debate with brown
>>581076735
>>581076963Is this nigga 5 year old?
>>581074874Gangster Party
>>581076549Real life soldiers usually stick to what they were trained to use, they don't flip between weapons like it's a FPS
>>581077037Post your most retarded take
>>581076963>What you're sayed
>>581077138are you telling me they don't switch to pistols instead of reloading despite it being faster?
>>581077142i think there are many gookako instead of 1
>>581077142they're going to make Yukino permanent
>>581077223Meds.Now.
>>581077208kek
thye're going to make Yukino pregnant
coom in Nozoom.
Suit Haruka looks so damn good... we were robbed! dHaruka looks good too tho...
we are legion
>>581077089What kind of crime do these chavs commit?
Goodnight, /bag/
>>581077380>>581077419This is how I imagine hell is like
>>581076015This made me finish my spark from 70 and I got ZERO (0) Harukas or MutsukisRedeemed dAru as revengefuck these sluts
dear god
>>581077627wow this looks like shit
>>581077627boysex
>>581077627And this is supposed to represent me in court?
>theres anons>IN THIS THREAD>RIGHT NOW>that get turned on by seeing girls wearing male clothing like pants and suitsyikes...
>>581077732Hiromibros...
>>581077726I think Mutsuki would incriminate you even more just as a prank
More for me then.
oh boy I can't wait to have this retarded discussion we had 3-4 months ago for another week
>>581077627sex
>>581077732As a former insurance agent, bro those pants are way too fucking good on a fat assed woman.
Suited up women are coolBut...
sharp dressed women is the best
>>581077732>posts arisNEVER look at what Kei is wearing under her coat nigga, you'll have a stroke
This thread is ASS.
>>581077974GUHIchika could peg me
>>581077947...you should want to feminize cool women.
>>581077903That's completely irrelevant because >>581077627 Mutsuki is a table stick with no ass.This anon is correct >>581077673 she looks like a boy and feeling attracted to her in that clothing is equivalent to finding male boys sexually attractive
>>581078065You're so fucking gay you forgot your gookako
>>581078065>feeling attracted to her in that clothing is equivalent to finding male boys sexually attractiveKEK /bag/ won't like this one
>>581077627Pez dispenser looking ass
>tomboyposting
>>581078065I'm gay so I see no issue with this.
>>581077028>vgh to be born japanese and go to a club to drink with my BA bros and sing meme songs
>>581078096No anon, YOU ARE DA GEYS!!!11Example 1 - Mutsuki in male clothing>Feels sexually attracted to her>Because of the male clothingVerdict: You're feeling sexually turned on by the male elements Example 2 - Mutsuki in an actual dress>Feels sexually attracted to herVerdict: This is normal and expected behaviorErgo, if you feel sexually attracted to Mutsuki in her male clothing but not to Mutsuki in her dress, theres genuinely something not normal about your sexual preferences, be it latent homosexuality or else.>What if I feel attracted to both?Same conclusion, theres genuinely something not normal about your sexual preferences.
>100 blue and yellow rollsI'm feeling stressed!
>>581078303Or, I'm attracted to Mutsuki no matter what and you're just a schizo We got the dress version anyway so you schizoing out is rather pointless
>it's the off-topic mass replier KEEEEK
I love suits!
>>581077732>get turned on by seeing girls yesit might come as a surprise to you but straight men like girlsfaggot
it's that time again, isn't it?
Muchuki is a good girlMuchuki has always been a good girlMuchuki will continue to be a good girl
what is blud even on about
He's right you know, you're gay but too afraid to admit it
me when I'm a projector
>>581078437>non-BA pic
>ran out of equipmentFUCK. I guess it's expert permit time...
>First story to be set around Christmas that's not an event>First story to mention birthdays at allThese might actually take place in the future now that we know ~3 months have passed since the start of the game
>>581078489Mercator?
>vague nonreplyConcession accepted
soon
>>581078437>>581078509damn i didnt even notice thats a Haruhi Suzumiya reaction image in the big 2026anon must be a legit boomer
>>581078509Read the story globaltard
>>581078525look at the new player daily log thing we got with this updatewe're gonna get hella blueprints right nowalso shit dude use your AP on the event already you'll get universal blueprints too
>>581078509holy fucking shit you are retarded
Why is there always some aggressive faggot during EU/SEA hours? Who shat on your cereal?
>>581078525anon you're gonna get a lot of equipment selectors with the new daily tasks. don't waste your permits, you'll get a few students worth of gear for free
https://x.com/dissym_re/status/2099785292378935783Thoughts?
I'm eating rosół
little Mika
>>581078861butt why.
>only have 90% bonus for all stageswhat is this garbage
why is darling polish?
Oh what the fuckHow come yall aint tell me we got new story
>>581079114BA is popular in Poland for some reason
>>581079114Why aren't you?
>>581078623I just woke up and was too excited to build my new daughterwife. on it.
>>581079114polish this *unzips*
i thought darling was australian?????????
>>581079125You were going to find out
>>581079146If you had to live in Poland you'd get it
>>581075310Post your friend code and server so some of us can add you for the next raid
Poland is Gehenna of Europe.
>>581079358
I think I just wasted my luck for fes.
Sora Lost Gift
who
That was the best mini story I've ever read.10/10, a masterpiece, no notes.
>>581079616Midori
Who do I pick? I got Kisaki last time?
>>581079616mina
>>581079616
>>581079652Kiki
>>581079652show us your choices nigga
>>581079652D.Aru, C.Hare, Mine, S.Shiroko are the usual "Cannot go wrong" pick.
>>581079739Blame the game's garbage ui I can't even see who I like the look of.
newfag hereAre they good fit for new players or like everything else do I need specific students for them to shine?
>>581079796retard sensei...
>>581079796that's not what I meant. click the "use choice ticket" button, tick the "only show unowned students" box on the top left and show us who you can pick there. can't help you if we don't know who you already have or not
>>581079646>>581079704>>581079721it was new york serikot
pizza serika
>>581079849Kisaki is near mandatory you are already better with her
>>581079849Kisaki out of the first tenner is pretty much the best result you can getAlice is cute too
>>581079849Kisaki is the best buffer in the game and you'll use her everywhere (literally, there's not a single GA/TA raid where she's not used)mAlice is cute and you'll use her sometimes (rarely)
'ey I'm walkin' 'ere
pickle serika
>>581079849You wonnered so hard I can only assume you know already
>luck niggers getting insane luck again like usual>I'm sparking again while getting fucking nothingI hate gacha, I hate Arona, I hate Plana, I hate gooks, fuck you all.
>>581080158>I hate gacha, I hate Arona, I hate Plana, I hate gooks, fuck you all.And you wonder why you get shit luck? That's why
>>581080205Fuck you.
>>581079949>>581079960>>581079963Oh god, because...>>581080116I wish because I just spent 13 multis to get the fancy Aru.
>>581079854I put a square around the ones I like the look of.
Arona is a good girl and I will hear no slights against her. The brat can just spook me later. Unfortunately I was possessed by a demon upon seeing my wife and now she's UE60 and all my ligma is gone.
Lore Pursuit again? Wasn't that the event two patches ago?
>crabs are too small to break human bones...what about dog-man bones
>>581080158sorry but someone's gotta take the fall
>>581080264Just get lucky bwo
>>581080324this time it's 2 Lore 2 Pursuit
>>581080324
>>581080158>>luck niggers getting insane luck again like usualtell me about it bro, I got 6.5% purples lul. I almost creamed my pants with those pulls>>581080271dAru is great too, you'll use her very often. if you're gonna finish that spark you should probably go for dHaruka now. or listen to your dick I guess, there's no bad banner right now but they're all used for different things, dHaruka is just the generally better one after dAru
my only very minor complaint with BA is how the only real dopamine rush you get from lucky drops are from the gacha system itselfit's obviously very satisfying clearing challenging content, but there isn't really anything that feels like, "wow I just got a super rare drop from this mission!" it's more like, everything will just build up over time.
so what do I do next? go back to base? I can't seem to find any more npcs willing to talk, and I already petted all cats twice
Mika love
>>581080271>>581079849Follow this reference, Kisaki, Dress Aru and any other Student in SS and SSS tier are basically MUST PULLS and not optional if you want to do raids or any kind of endgame.
>>581080294sKanna and dAru are the better choices here among those you like. probably go for sKanna since dAru's banner is literally running right nowmy 3 favorite students are there and you didn't put a square around them, fuck you
>>581080294D. Aru and S. Kanna are both very useful units and Satsuki comes up now and again too, even putting aside waifu biases. If you're going strictly for meta I'd take one of those, S. Shiroko or C. Hare. Hare is probably the real meta pick, she's used in basically everything, but you'll see plenty of use from any of those.
do you think dogmen would bite if you tried to pet them
>>581080271You got two of the objective best (top 10, if not 5) meta students out of hundreds, in only 130 pyrosThat's a win, bro.
GIVE ME THE META PVP DEFENSE TEAM
dum baka next week, right?
>>581080562Yeah
>14k pyros>no D. Arumust... not ...pull...
[Important reminder inside]
>>581080726bro, your new selector?
>>581080667
>>581080294You shouldn't use it until it's close to expiration because you can get any of those randomly
>>581080692
>>581080667I've been using this and it's been working well for me. might replace Tsubaki with Eimi when I have her built enough
https://x.com/currymine/status/2099746516965757081
>>581080907broccolis are overhated.
Daughter home
>>581081021based
>>581081021>>581068847BTFO
>>581081054Just cook them.
>>581080934Nta but people told me not to use sHanako but I literally can't win anything without her
>>581080459What does the magnifying glass say? You talk to the cat bottom left, then top right workers and the sack of sawdust to the right of that npc.
>>581081154sHanako always has been and will always be a pvp monster
>>581081184yeah the three are done, went back to base. The 2/4 progress bar confused me, wasn't sure if it's for current place or total for the whole mission
>>581081316Forgot your beta Kirino pic
>>581081316heehee good one
>>581077627Reminds me of this guy
[-]
wives
>>581081262
>>581081316>JAPANESEbwo... try making your retardation a little less obvious...>smaratss
don'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaughdon'tlaugh
>>581080518
>>581081316please be only pretending to be retarded
/bag/ is too full with retarded EOPs that can't differentiate jap, gook, and chink scripts
>>581080294As other anons said the most meta pick is probably C.Hare and to some extent Kokona(if you don't have I Mari) But if you want to dickpick out of those that you're interested in i suggest SKanna and D.Aru, they're pretty great and used alot for multiple raids. Sagsuki as well but she's one raid wonder so you just better off borrowing her when the said raid come around.
>>581077732When I was a kid there was an anime about magical girls that I saw with the excuse that it was just before PokémonAnd it was revealed that one of the male antagonists was actually a girl all along, crossdressing just so her sister wouldn't recognize herWhen I saw that as a kid I didn't understand why that made my peepee feels funny, but now I know I was just based all along. Blue Archive
>>581081506You're right, every post has to be taken at face value. No one can just joke around
Exceptional ministory. And the next one is also gonna be godlike.
>>581081451
>[Deleted]
>>581081578that's Bakugan, not mahou shoujo
>>581081676by me.
>>581081781stop overfeeding your students, sensi
Mika vs Gentildonna fight to the death
>>581081150Look at that ear twitch, what a fucking slut.
>>581081827Too soon...
>>581081846
>>581081827>no decabratsforeshadowing confirmed
I think the whole "cute girl with a gun" is over staying it's welcome desu
I am sorry for doubting [-] posters.
Fun fact: The foxes are named after their numbers>FOX 1 - Yukino (ino is one backwards)>FOX 2 - Niko (ni)>FOX 3 - Otogi (there are three circles: two O and the circle in g)>FOX 4 - Kurumi (four U: two U and lowercase m is two U upside down, making it four)
>>581081834
What makes a man go into a sushi restaurant and complain about sushi?
>>581081772I actually remember my jaw dropping during the Masquerade reveal little me did not expect that shit at all
>>581081846>>581081887she makes something of mine twitch as well if you catch my driftno aomori replies
>>581081946I think women are right about you
>>581081984[-][ᓂ][‸ᓂ][ᓀ‸ᓂ]|ᓀ‸ᓂ||ᓀ‸ᓂᓀ‸ᓂ
/bag/ has fallen
>>581082026Whoa...
>>581082203if chud, why hot?
>>581082203Yes, I've fallen for asuna
which mission do i farm
>>581082203Aru, how many must die?
>>581082159Holy fuck, [+]
Sheltered Trinity girls scared of a little crab lolololol
>>581082026>can't even get their callsigns correct
>>581082146my inhaler is not that big
>>581082472That's Kisaki's alchemy crack pipe, not yours
I wanted to buy 2x sKanna Elephs but I think it has to be selector Himari into 2x Himari eleph pakeji....
so we will get a new lore boss for each Lore Pursuit chapter, just like Deca?
Is crab good?
>>581082635the final Lore boss will be Sensei himself
>>581082146i forgot, is Kisaki illness has been cured by Kai or not?
Holy shit
>>581082725What happens when my own teams of students beat me?
>>581082725le Sensei... is actually le lore?
>>581082657it's a crabby boss
>>581082657it's hard too eat, and really small amount of meat that much efforts. i think shrimp or squd is superior
Are you supposed to return to HQ after advertising that guy's crab shop?
>>581082670
Cute mob-chan
>>581082857Wait for the youtube guide from your favorite zoomer influencer
>>581082657Not really
Chewy
>>581082756the deepest lore, if you will
>>581082756>wszedł na minęwtf Mine mentioned?
>>581082743The cure to the tyke syndrome was contagious, so she would be affected by it tooHer body is still sick AFAIK
Based sensei is such an ally
>>581082657I made macaroni with canned crab once. The crab was so flavorless, I had to put on a ton of garlic and pepper to taste anything.
>no sugoi janai this time aroundReally said a lot about society...
I'm retarded sensei how do I do the exploration missions
>>581082908What's your problem
>>581083045Are you black?
>>581082756too many baggots in my cityI won't feel safe on the streets anymore
>Enter The Student Menu is now a daily rewardwut
>>581082771>came out of nowhere>is competent (like chewy and minato)>gematria (lore lovers) is attracted to him>nameless priests call him Phrenapates, The FAKE sensei. You now realize it wasn't just out of spite, they also meant it literally
>>581082857Yeah, the HQ button is basically the indication that you're done exploring.
>>581083130I said garlic and pepper, not sugar and old bay.
>>581082657Dungeness crab is very good. Most of the time the crab you get in restaraunts is snow crab which is less sweet and is often overly salty.
>>581083158I want to leave fucking shitsaw and live near the sea..
>>581083005pewdiepie made her son try wearing a dress stirred some drama in twitter
Finally a use for all those gifts I've been hoarding.
>>581074874Will today be the day I read story
Holy crap, Ace Attorney minigame
I used previous ga ticket, got blue envelope, drew a heart, wrote haruka and it turned purple. I guess she heard me. Such a good girl
Had to spark for bratsex..
>>581083223seeing her goes emotional for the cat make me lost interest on her. i thought she was a giga stacy, which no student has filled that type before
kino.I now have the strength to live for another day.
>>581083345I live in Gdańsk and the last time I went to the beach was like 3 years ago kek
The whole crab drum thing reminds me of that Chicago Nigger Crab story from /x/
>>581083158I'm going to Gdynia for a few days off work. Don't worry, I'm only interested in good food and some fresh air, the less people the better.
The PS68 Ministory was pretty great, giving Haruka front and center stage was a really great move and Aru also got some continuous development that made her look cool. Mutsuki also got some nice moments and they really work as a tight-knit trusting team throughout the story. I give this an Aru 5 out of 5.
Skirts were originally designed for MEN, you can blame woke cavalry for making your balls sweat in fucking pants.
>>581083427congratsgood for you
What rape feels like?
>>581083158>>581083345Only time I was at sea was on vacation when I was a kid. Now I feel a hankering to go there again. I suspect the seawater smell will flood me with nice nostalgic memories.If I had a lot of money I'd move to Gdańsk to live there probably.
>>581083519>seeing her goes>make me lost>interest on
>>581083673i will personlly rape you someday
anyone buying steam frame?
Also, god DAMN the Welcome, Sensei has a lot of good gibs this week. I guess they realized how much investment crab needs.
>>581083726I'd actually be happy if the actual Midori said that to me
>>581083750how good are VR goons?
God I love her so much bros she's perfect in every way
>>581083771povslop
>>581083875>the best thing ever>slop
>>581083875you mean povgem?
>>581083875Whats the point of nonpov vr porn even
The strongest crab eats all the other crabs trapped in the barrel, and ingests their flesh to grow LARGER.
What's with foxes and smelling Yuzu
>someone mentioned need for speed most wanted last threadWHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
>>581083981smelling Yuzu is good for you
holy shit, she really is THE blue archive...
>>581083981She is a gamer, the concept of showering is very antagonistic to her
Love bombing Haruka
um, why are the foxes back?
>2XXI give up on PVP.
>Westerners cannot appreciate this
>>581083965>wow it's like I'm REALLY watching porn!
>>581075310>She'll be there for my first LunaticNo she won't
>>581082657Lobster is better
>>581083965dunno, cuck fantasy(?)
>>581084229I hope Rabu gets her boathouse back in a future summer event.
>>581084117kept you waiting, honey
What what
>>581083981Mandatory>OISHIIII JAPANESE GOOD SO GOOD SUGOIIIIIII SCENE
>>581084051post 'em
>>581081056>>581080271It's not fair. How come some /bag/gots get to have lots of pretty things and others have nothing at all.
>>581084223Why would you prefer that to be nonpov still
>>581083875>>581084223>It's slop because it's not a cuck fantasyInteresting subhuman behaviour
>>581084340I still want to read that as moist wanted
>>581083981why this certain japanese citrus can retain it's name but Rin-chan and students unique laugh should get awkwardly translated?
>>581083981conceptualize the aroma
You will never be a crab.
Actual freak, Marina please gut him for a month.
>>581084531Bro?
>>581084340I think I still have my copy of it and Underground somewhere in a box...
>>5810845313DPD
Dude
can he post that?
Janny too busy playing Harukas story
what a freak
WAKE UP
>>Kill yourself nigger
>>581084489look, im an active jav enjoyer. most of pov segments/titles are terrible. never tried vr before, if you like it then that's on you
I do not associate or condone any behaviour or persons while browsing this website. I do not actively search nor expect this kind of content and was an unwilling participant in this interaction. I do not know these people and do not share the views of any post within this thread or site.
>How do I get through to these people that their treatment of cartoons is wrong! >I know! I'll post images of real people!
your response?
>>581084807Coward
what a great day to wear shades
>Hate /bag/ so much he willing to go to pedojail to prove /bag was pedo all along
>>581084531I hope your ban is permanent
>>581084802There's just a few pov hentai ever made and they're all 10/10. There's an "old" (2010) anime called hyakka ryouran and it has a pov OVA on the beach, such a gem that I still remember it.
>>581084546no...
Ki ki kill 'em all
>>581084932that's Chise school name!
Schizophrenic theoryposting: Early writing in act 2 seems to be playing with the idea that dreams are a window into parallel universes. Considering all the imagery of Chewy by herself (examples in the PV) I wonder if Chewy wasn't created but plucked from a different reality with her mind wiped, a colorless reality where she failed and became the sole survivor of her timeline, where all other students are missing, just as in your trip to the GSC building in the dream. It would be the direct opposite of our Kivotos, where the GSC president is the sole missing student. Anyways this probably isn't it but this theory could lead to a whole kino scene of chewy remembering and forgiving herself for her past sins, which Arona would of course see and empathize with, enabling the next step in her story.
>>581084860Bend over, I will spank you to your hearts content
>>581084984No that's your wide bride's club name you Baka
>>581084545So good the foxes had to mention wanting to smell it twice
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
>>581084932My nigga
>>581084860GUH PLEASE MUTSUKI PLEASE SPANK ME OOOOHHHHH I WANT A CUTE JK IMP TO SPANK ME PLEEASS2E
>took severals pictures of myself (front, side, back, etc)>took a picture of my penis as well>used AI on the pictures to create an anatomically accurate 2D character of myself>made a LORA out of it>I use that 2D character as the default male when making AI porn of Blue Archive>so it's basically (me) 2D and the Students having sexdoes this count as POV?
>>581085006act 1 also has some implication of Kivotos is dram sequence
>>581085093
>>581084340>>581084640 (me)found 'em, and a few extras even
>>581084825unironic twittertards logic btw.
>>581084340
>>581085159Derp derp!
>>581085129Make and post the fucking chibi, faggot
@momoi should i buy Digimon Time stranger ? it on sale rn
>>581085227w-why are you looking at me like that
>>581085163>>581085198TMsunrisecord...Juicedcord...
>>581085163holy fuck you are me, I had the rest as well but for console >>581085198
Nigga took a pic of his asshole and fed an AI with it, just so he could make shitty porn LMAO
>>581085225chibi? what are you talking about? did you quote the wrong post?I don't fap to the chibis, I mentioned 2D drawings...
>Juiced People really used to call games whatever back in the day, huh?
WHERE ARE THE OTOGI ELEPHS
>>581085298>I had the rest as well but for consoleI had Underground 2 as well but idk where it is, I probably don't have it anymore. Carbon was my last NFS iircalso yeah that Underground isn't the first one I had, I had to sell the first copy I had on Xbox at a point where I was tight on money and rebought it for PC later on. probably what happened to U2 too but I didn't rebuy that one
>>581085345>I don't fap to the chibisWEAK
>>581085129>Does [Thing that isn't a POV at all] count as POV???
>>581084313Sensei looks good in anything.
This shit made me tear up am I cooked
dude
>>581085006That sequence in the prologue did feel like a parallel universe. Chewy (or the narrator) explicitly mentioned that Sensei (that world's Sensei) only received the Staff from the GSC president. The point of the dream was for Sensei to witness a colorless Kivotos, so that background shoud've been unnecessary. They're probably cooking up something related to this, can't wait
>>581085345>I don't fap to the chibisbad sensei
Rio sex
Juiced 2 is so much better it's not even funny
>>581085410We have Otogi at home
>>581085510The Tsuchikono is real !?
>>581085510>I don't smoke dope>I don't drink bourbon>All I wanna do>Is shake my turban
Ill show you my tsuchikono
>>581085480What would she be like when high
>>581085258DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
>Otogi: Haha can you believe it? A giant bird plush attacking the city? LOL>Sensei:
>>581085567Succy...
>>581085450You're missing the point>POVFrom this specific angle it's like if the girl is sexing (you)>2D drawing of myselfIt's literally the same principle, is seeing the girl sexing (you)
>>581085635paranoid and anxious
>>581085163 (me)I opened the Underground box and it still has the original receipt in it wtf (it's barely readable though, apparently I bought that copy in october 2006...)
>>581085727You're just getting cucked by a dude that happens to look like you
>>581085006Oh I also wanted to mention the idea of everything being nostalgic in the prologue (stepping into parallel sensei's shoes) and pic related being Chewy's desire to fix her mistakes might support the theory. We could be seeing the dream through parallel sensei's eyes as a sort of similar attempt from our other self at communicating a certain request to help Chewy just like Phrenapates once did.
>>581082657It's all about the shrimps.
Alice's vagina...
>>581085561TM62 has 130kg+ trigger, nothing is going to happen if you jump on it(unless you’re fat and concentrate the whole power of the jump on the trigger plate)
>>581085345>I don't fap to the chibisyet
>>581085727Type of guy who would suck his doppelganger's dick.
Haruka? More like HaruGUH
>>581085258try the cracked version on ovagames, if you like it then feel free to buy the real thing in steam
>>581085902I actually think this is referencing Rin's longing for president's return. Which probably summoned Chewy in the first place through the oopart.
>>581085835The 2D drawing just doesn't look like me, is literally (me) but 2D, even down to the same size and shape of my penis.
Magical Girl Yukino confirmed
> It's the Aru slopper againChrist, nigga.
don't feed your face to EyAy
>>581085630I want to see it..
more like yukiwho
>>581086097I'm gonna feed my dick to Momoi instead
>>581086090>when they see your shrimp
>>581085070Chise is an honorary member of every club in Hyakki, it’s like Cherino but more wholesome.
>>581086090>zips pants back upS-sorry I misread the room.
>>581085987You don't share consciousness with your 2D version. At best it's your clone or something
Would you?
>>581086169Beautiful Chise
>>581083642thanks. this was also me.
>>581086112at least it's model-accurate
>>581086112SAG
>>581086090>sex havers 69
Why aren't there any good Haruka figures
>>581085961grok translate this
Fuck Aru.
>>581086369Just be glad she gets any merch.
>>581085987Based, but also kinda weird how obsessed you are with accuracy. It's 2D (You), have some fun with it.
>>581086369The prize fig D.Haruka is nice as far as prize figs go but yes I am willing to shell out the big bucks for a proper one.
>>581086228maybe after 5 shots of vodka
>>581086324>sex havers 69OMGOMGIs that a JOKE?A word play JOKE??You took the name of their unit>Problem Solver 68And turned into>Sex Havers 69HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOURE HILARIOUS ANONEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEDID YOU CAME UP WITH IT YOURSELF?????ITS SUCH AN ORIGINAL AND REFRESHING TAKEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI CANNOT BREATHEEQWWEQWEQEWQEWQWEQEQWEWQEWQSTOPPPPP IM LOSING IT DUDEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASOMEONE TOOK A SCREENSHOTTHATS A LEGENDARY POST
>>581086161/bag/ is a hung general~
Look at this dood.
>>581086649mutsuki would say this
>unit
Arufag be like:
I have been thinking about how I'd help haruka to be a happier person and how I'd have sex with her for approximately for a full year now!My delusions have been rewarded!
We gonna get another selector ticket on Blue Fes right? Trying to choose between d.Aru and Satsuki
>>581085987Not sure if this is the same mentality you have or the complete opposite, but it feels relevant.
>>581086695Niggasa>>581086747get Satsuki and pull for dAru now
>>581086725I always loved the "also slightly autistic"
>>581086649
>>581086760that screenshot is fucking OLD bro
>>581086740die
>>581086740Wowee on the first slot too
>>581086567Yeah I would spend serious money on a good one. The good thing about being a FGOfag back in the day is they got plenty of really high quality figures.
>>581086760I don't get it, is the pink text someone talking non-stop without getting a reply?
>>581086943
what the fuck is ace attorney bullshit event
>>581086943Pink text is a whisper holy zoomer it's the same in other mmos. >> is one personwithout is the other person
>>581086943it's 2 niggers sending each other private messages
dude, calm down
>>581086943It seems to be two people. The double meme arrows after the name seems to be the one taking the screenshots.
>>581086939I have a whole Detolf of just FGO figures. Some of the Shuten Douji figures were peak. I spent way more on figures than I ever spent in game.
>sigma rizzlers 67
Dude, are going to let them just away with it?
who should I use the eligma pakeji on? Of the few I think could be useful, I have ue30 pjNoa, 4-star Subaru, 3-star cSena, Ritsu, Fuyu, cKotama, Kirara and sKikyou
>Lore Pursuit already rerunningDid we run out of events to rerun or something(not really browsing the general actively anymore, out of the loop)
I ain't your dude, pal
>talking to other people in MMOs
>>581086525Arubro is very particular about the shapes and sizes of penises in his porn
>>581087000>>581087053>>581087078If it's supposed to be a dialogue between two person why not change the text color to green or blue to differentiate it? Or leave the names uncensored? I legit cannot tell if it's one person schizoing or two persons
>>581087134>out of the loopwe noticed
>>581087009I haven't even opened that shit yet I've been too busy with my wife.
>Stupid complaint>(not really browsing the general actively anymore, out of the loop)The fuck causes this
>>581087179You were already told how to differentiate in the replies retard.
>>581087179lines that start with >> and ones that end with >> are different people. one's the sender and one's the receiver (don't remember which is which, I haven't touched that game in a while now...)the game is made by smol indie company Square Enix so they don't have enough budget to color messages differently for different people, please understand
>>581087184>>581087236Chill out autists, it is just an honest questionThere's no good reason to browse this shithole other than keeping up with the latest news
EZ
Imagine Suoufes with a playable Suou segment
>>581087349It's like decagrammaton little bro. It comes in parts. This is part 2.
>>581086939BA is roll of the dice. A lot of them are pretty good, I own a bunch, but then you get them asking 28k for sub-PUP stuff like this.
>>581087349it's a different event retard
>playing MMOs
>There's no good reason to browse this shithole other than keeping up with the latest news>Doesn't even keep up with the news
Did you marry the Haruka?
>>581087443kek
Why even come here if first thing you do is complain and moan like a bitch?
>>581087425my poor wife was really done dirty with this one. ironically the PUP maid ones look pretty good
>>581087407>>581087428See? It wasn't that hardAnd now I leave
You have 15 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>581087453Not yet I'm short on T10s so one of her equips is stuck at 65. Marriage will have to wait.
>honest question>There's no good reason to browse this shithole other than keeping up with the latest news
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>581087512the anonymous nature, lax moderation and speed of this place lends itself well to exactly that behaviour!
>>581087563>Hina wakes up>her halo chops off Sensei's head
noooo dont go stay here and erp with us
>>581087558you could've just read the patch notes and spared yourself the public humiliation, you know
>>581087610I mean is he wrong? I just come here because it's fun sometimes.
>>581087558KWAB
>>581087652Halos are non-physical
>>581085902It should be noted the narrator and sensei are entirely different people in the prologue, this is pointed out in the storyThe narrator keeps trying to convince sensei nothing is wrong, he feels normal, he should go to the hospital, while sensei is fighting itWhen he reaches the presidents office he asks if it's her voice he's been hearing all along.
>>581087634Momoi carried
>>581087443>>There's no good reason to browse this shithole other than keeping up with the latest news>>Doesn't even keep up with the news
>>581087549I am sorry they gave your wife down syndrome, that must be rough.
>>581087558Read the OP next time.
Is the mafia italian in the JP version too?
This thread is ass.
They should release this alt
>>581085986Yeah that makes a lot of sense too, I suppose there's a long list of interpretations that are viable at the moment>>581087730Great point, I don't think I fully processed that the first time through, I guess I kinda just assumed it was TVman or Chewy but it's kinda up in the air
weird thread
>>581088038I didn't ass.
Do you get funny dialogue if you pick the wrong option in the brainstorming section
>>581088184Yes.
Frame 1 Rinny
>>581088015The names of the mafia families are italian yes.
>>581088158Cursed op
How could anyone compete with Sensei's elfwife?
5/5 I love pvp now!
>>581088313what cursed about it? it's literally /bag/ general.
Good fun chapter, also can't wait to see Chieru.>>581088184Real answer is always the bottom option so pick the other ones first.
coom in doomrope in hope
>fun haver 67
>>581088184yesthe correct answer is always 3you can pretend to be dumb and have the foxes insult you by picking the wrong option
I want to cuddle and kiss Tsukatsuki Rio
>>581088527I would never leave my redhead baseball wife
>>581086804I can't use my pyros or tickets right now, I only have 16k +3 10 pull tickets
You have to stop posting that.
>>581088479>you can pretend to be dumb and have the foxes insult you by picking the wrong optionWho would do that?
>>581088707
>>581088712Pussy
Kirino glowup is real.
>>581088712you'll get lucky (also the selector gives you a tenner)
>RABBIT volume chapter 1 has the squad procuring bento from Angel 24, and (you) witnessing rabbit stew>Chapter 2 ends with FOX eating inarizushi from Miyako>RABBIT event story ends with them having shrimp party>FOX chapter 1 has the squad eating yakiniku twice>Chapter 2 ends with them having crab partyHmmmmmm
>>581088707Whats her name again?
How make pray ball ticket do you guys have to burn through before next week?I got 151 tickets
>>581087730>You reach for your shaqed watch>Yes the watch not a tablet, you never had a tablet>Sensei: Arona, answer me Arona. Where's the tablet>You must be confused there isn't an arona, you only have a Shaqed watch
>spooked by Sumire>I wanted Rei>spooked by Takane>I wanted jewdogree
>>581088840what?
>>581088879crunchy
>>581088879Chewbacca
>>581088982>spooked by sSerika>spooked by Kanoe>I wanted both
in red winter, chewy chews you
hebe wife lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBxBNjRu9b8
Sensei makes students put on a dress and head to his office late at night...
>>581088879GSC President: My name is…..…Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to yaFrylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knockMeatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G,Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.Uh! Check-check it, yeah.Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Number one in the hood, G
>>581088623GUH! I CAME!
The GSC President is a total fake.
>>581086525>>581087174>Arubro is very particular about the shapes and sizes of penises in his pornI will explain this to avoid future misunderstandings regarding shapes and aesthetic.First and foremost, I like to observe beautiful things, be it nature, artificial marvels, art, and yes, the human female figure.Second, the problem is the male figure, while I do consider the human body beautiful and a biological marvel of the universe, a proof of higher and intelligent design, I don't find the male body attractive. I consider this natural since I'm straight.This is why fapping is very difficult and troublesome for me, I need 5 fundamental things to be in place for me to be turned on: >1. An attractive femaleBe it Aru, be it Mutsuki, etc., they must be extremely attractive females. Blue Archive is great because every single Student is attractive on their own way.>2. An aesthetic art styleI only find pleasant and sexually compatible a small handful of artist styles, anything else beyond those do not stimulate me at all.>3. The sexual actsOnly very specific vanilla sexual acts turn me on. They must evoke emotions like: closeness, caressing, tenderness, doubt, hesitation, confusion, and of course love. Any kind of "weird" sexual act is unfappeable to me. >4. The proportionsBody proportions and lore accuracy are also important, there's very few exceptions (mostly novelty).>5. The male figureSince I didn't find almost any male body attractive, I had to tinker with AI to find a neutral male body that was "tolerable". The new alternative I found was to just replicate myself as 2D since I really don't mind my own body, also it's interesting seeing myself engaging with the Students in a 2D setting. And lastly for reference, do not mistake finding male bodies unattractive as an endorsement of yuri or similar lines of thinking. I do find yuri disgusting for several reasons, likewise, I do not consider threesome as yuri.Is my reasoning more clear now?
who asked bro to clarify
when we will see her again?
dude what if instead of problem solver 68 it was skibidi gyatt 67 hahaha
Keep posting uzawa reisa
>>581089430Finally, a good post.
Who farted.
>>581089697
>>581089506That's very weirdly specific
I invited bro to clarify
>>581089506holy autismI understand points 1, 2 and 4 though
What if the gsc president is the Thunder Emperor.
>>581089657After the magic alien volume
you guys aren't funny
Thanks Neru!
>>581089870Take this Reisa babu
>>581089994your mom thought my dick was funny last night
my chewy will never torture other students
>>581087171I used to pretend to be a girl so guys could give me gifts. That's how I ended up into AGP.
>>581089994Mari needs gogurt
>>581089506Lot of words to come out of the closet.
Rerun Miku.
Apparently people want to fuck someone this flat.
>>581089742>That's very weirdly specificI know, I'm aware I'm really autistic, probably to an unreasonable degree in some regards, sometimes I wish I was like most people that can fap without overthinking so much.While I do have a collection of several thousands doujins (physical and digital), I cannot fap to most of them since they break 1 or more of these 5 specific points, I still keep them around since I consider them to be artistic and valuable regardless.While AI is slop and will never be True Art in my eyes, at least it helps me to micro manage all these details while generating fap material.
>selector doesn't have ErikaYou guys lied to me.
no.. please tell me this isn't true..
>>581090137Make her the first green attacker.
>>581090426No one said this selector would have Erika
She is Kivotos
>>581090056Pathetic erp larp monkey. you have been doing it for months. Did you forget two threads ago?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/581044258/deleted/deleted/
Can AI generate this!!!
>>581090615bro... that imeji is Al...
choose
>>581090615@Aru eat all the eggs
>>581090065i would post the gogurted mari edit but the new batch of mods seem to be finicky
>read crab story>suddenly Shimikocute and unexpected
eggs are bad for you
>>581090737What's happening in this picture?
Ded...
eggs are good for you
Got Satsuki instead of d.Aru
>>581090804Eh, it's good enough that someone knew what I meant. I think some gogurt pics are bannable
>>581090737I hate Louis CK for what he did, but in some ways, I totally get it
>>581090845She's taking notes.
>>581090615but AI isn't a bird
Kek, I love this
Is there a reason why a baseball girl squrts in her pants when you gift her a laptop? I sometimes don’t get the logic behind gift affinities
>>581090845Sensei is fapping and she's observing
>>581090737>>581090927I don't get it
>>581091023They are millennium nerds, they all love tech gifts. Or similar kind of gifts
>>581091023she's a Millennium student
We love eggs around here
>>581074874THE FASTEST GENERAL ON /vg/
>>581090927>Consensually ask women to come back to his hotel room>They agree >Just jack off in front of them since you don't want to be cancelled >They still end up cancelling you for itAlmost all the 00 era comedians were killed on the alter of "uhh, this kinda stuff isn't funny"
>>581091023she is a data nerd about baseball stats, if you read her momos and club story you'll know she is the only batter in her club and everyone else is just a data nerd
>>581086656Hifumifag, is this true?
kokoro bread por favor
>>581090927>I hate Louis CK for what he did
>>581090737Sensei, who needs fanza when there is Miyo right there.
>>581091259Where in their statement did they ever consented to that? I ain’t trying to be some kind of male feminist here, but Louis clearly wanked in front of them without their consent.Blue Archive
>>581091551>>581091551>>581091551
>>581091563>>581091563>>581091563
>>581091559>>581091570Retard
>>581091023watch moneyball. PC allows her to track and analyze players data
>>581091539>Ask to go to an older man's hotel room alone with him late at night alone when he implies sex might happen alone at night in his hotel room>"Guess he just wants to tell me jokes and share a bottle of wine together or something, clearly platonic"
>>581091041>>581091060
hina cheated
Prove it
the honored one needs no further proofs