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Laisu thread!
I thought we were all using reddit, xitter and discord??? What's so bad about them?
I think rice SUCKS!
>>581084070uma club bwo...
Lotta Rice threads recently
Digitan LOVE
>>581084098Is that... Fighting spirit?
dozo
>>581084070mashallah I shan't answer this bait question
Rice is cuteCUTE
>>581084298How is Umastagram for uncs?!Curren and lots of other trendy umas use it!!!
morning
>>581084327And what does your post have to do with the cutie you attached?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>581075356>FixThere is nothing to fix, it was working as intended.It still works and you can trigger it right before late race but you need to have a great start. It will be harder than before with Machan being a real front option in sprints
>>581084098fuck you say?
>>581084465ohayo....>yawn.exe
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>581084580My trainee is an unapologetic redditor...
>>581084580>my trainer was browsing reddit on his office's computer
>>581084465good morning bro
>>581084667>>581084728A match made in heaven?! Unless they're redditors of competing subs...
Im thinking on doing cheecky tenner on Festa and Creek
>>581084491I intended to post a different image but accidentally fat fingered that ace pic. It's all good in the end though, boyuma love.
wahey
hey
>>581084829No, that's just Tachyon and her trainer.
>>581084580>my trainee won her only g1 with another man
My trainee forgot her gloves, so I gave her one of mine and said that we'd each have one cold hand to be fair, and she got really weird about it
>>581084865You shouldn't...
>>581084895Digitan would join
>>581084953it's probably becuase your glove side is XXXL teiobwo
>>581084279fvark
>>581084895Why would Tachyon be a redditor
>>581084434Trvke
>>581085019Because anon doesnt like her
>>581084865do Festa if you want, but why would you throw a tenner at a goddamn supoka banner? >get lucky once vs>get lucky 5xFesta doesn't interest me so I'm skipping her, Brian's my next pull, but I will advise,>do not snack on banners
>>581084953Your trainee is having a mental boom
my trainee said that I stink but when i told her I'd start showering every day she got really mad for some reason and she also stole my sweaty jacket
rice on my uh
>>581084953this is the old school kind of 'tism post that I truly love about 4chan
>>581085259bowl
>>581085254Which trainees are actually this perverted
>>581084953she probably wanted your other glove, women are like that
>>581085337air groove gold city
>>581084953Jokes aside, this is kinda efficient though.>hold each other's hand to keep warm>glove on the idle hand
>>581084872That's fair, no one can't resist the boyumas
>>581085019"reddit tachyon" is one of the first inside jokes of this general. It's because since Tachyon herself is super popular with casuals thanks to BOANE, anon calls out all of her fans as redditors and tourists
>>581085396yeah i don't get it what are you supposed to doi think I'm autistic
>>581085337fuji kiseki
>>581085456Fuji Kiseki should smell my crotch and realise that man stench isn't hot
>>581085402what's going on with her shoulders
Another one for the collection, this time it's the wagie fit
>>581084953Should of given her both of your gloves to stay warm and then just warm your hands up next to your balls silly
https://files.catbox.moe/qnh38m.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/i1qnmi.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3iiw8v.png
>>581085402one holds you down while the other does whatever she wants to you
>>581085623This is porn of a horse...
>mfw i make the missions and pick 6 d*rt races all on the same turn
My trainee broke into my fucking house
>>581085337Fuji Kiseki (straight up tells her trainer that people who enjoy eachother's scents are more 'genetically compatible)Digidawg (do I even need to explain this one)
>>581085756digitan is a raging dyke tho
>>581085623this is canon
>>581086035
>>581085337>Uhhmmmm torena's manly smell
>>581086143i love digitan
Hang ALL G1 staciesTracen institute must issue troids to every uma, regardless of their performance Dirtcel uprising NOW
We fucked
>>581086143I'm not dancing with you Digitan
Digitan is bi, she still enjoys the torecock
guys i still don't know what to do in the glove situation please help
>>581086267get raped on the dirt like the broodmare who foaled you
>>581086143digitan I AM dancing with you and completely fucking it up because you're like 2 feet tall
>>581086143We're going to fuck
>>581086325that sock was in my cock
>>581086325Fucking digitan while her mouth is stuffed with tachyon dirty panties
>>581086601why is she wearing clothes
Thoughts?
Slow morning breads are so comfy
dead thread dead fad
logo logo logotype
>>581086637Because she is singing a live song
not for long
???
>>581086505Digitan would be scared hearing you say that
No using the C word n**ny!
>>581086978If you do rabbit, I thought you'd be able to use Tachyon's unique as inherit but I looked it up and it requires >=3. HOWEVER, Creek works because you can use it at >=2. I have to inherit Spechud for sure, but Creek might be a really good GP for rabbit strats.
Do you guys make a debuffer with all debuffs or just murmur and call the day?
>>581087258
>>581087315I mean ideally as many debuffs as possible but I wont tryhard a debuffer
>>581087414>>581087258Local uma trainers do that too btw
>>581087305Wait that's a good idea, isn't creek inherit almost as strong as a gold?
>>581087305ABSOLUTE UMASS
>>581086978sex with both agnesses>>581087282 kinda hot if I had to be so utterly honest.
>>581087478Creek inherit + 1 white = like 90% gold.
>spent 90 carats for fan runs>get 85 backBretty gud, can't wait for half TP URA and generate carats out of thin air
>>581087729when is that
hmm, so this is clank power
are we not actually getting 1/2 TP URA? :(
>>581088317we will at the end of this event, I think
>>581087258Late race capitalism
>>581088317any second nyow...
I love my genius wife!
>all of this reddit tachyon
>bluesky cafe out of the blue
>>581083992Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>[social media platform] [umamusume]
>>581089472proof???
>Myspace Maruzensky
>>581089483Nattie is cute, shame they made her the deboofer
>>581089483>4chan Nature
>>581088226Dont auto MANT it doesn’t work
>Google+ Gold City
Tell me about the step up bannerHow many umas can I get and how many carats do I need
>UmaFans Curren
I use Netscape
netkeiba chronogenesis
>>581088785What about her cute daughter, and the cute creature that greatly resembles her daughter?
>>581089764my brain stopped to work for a momentholy moly
>>5810897645k paid carats, you pick 10 umas where at the final step you pick one and the 2 before that you get a random one out of 10 (yes you can get a dupe)
>>581089908I honestly didn't like Almond Eye much at first but she grew on me. She can be my daughter now.
>>581089764fuckshin fuckshin fuckshin
>>5810897645000 paid caratsyou pick 10 umasyou get 2 random umas from those 10, and 1 of your choice on the last step
>>581090128That's actually an incredible deal
>>581084962Ok, Sorry Kris S, glory to Symboli clan
>>581089964>>581090128I seeGuess i'll stop doing daily pulls and start saving
>>581089893
>>581090198ehhh. Actual selectors are still way better value. It's the best use of your selector carats for sure tho
Kinda like this goofball
Tonight
>>58109019880 bucks for 1.5 selectors without the carat bundle attached is not that greatStep ups are scamsYou roll them if you want to cheat out a third selector a cycle and do not particularly care about the dosh
New Sakai riding on Yanko POV videohttps://x.com/Equibase/status/2099845815736934795?s=20
>>581088028
>>5810903761 of your choice and 2 of your top 10 choices for like 3 months of daily carat pack? What am I missing?
It's half month already, can we kick the flatliner leechs so they won't get shits?
>>581090640Bwo.. there is no point in adding new people after 15th
>>581090614its paid carats only my dude
I have 20 youtube tabs unwatched because I can't bring myself to play Grand Live anymore
Why you talking about selector banner? Is it soon?
>>581090640mambwo....
>>581090747Today will be good
>>581090506She's so fucking cute but I won't have enough for acute if I pull for her. I'm sorry, nakadashi festa...
>>581090417Machitan a big cutie
This is why you do the smart thing and marry a free Uma.
>>581090674Why you deleted it mambwo..
>>581090716yeah just do a few months of paid carat pack. ez
Me when dlete
i lose my freedom in approximately 12 hourshow do i cope with the neet to work transitioni mean i interned in companies before but this time it feels different
>>581091123>a few monthsits 10 months what are you on about
>>581090506I can’t grab her and Kris without jeopardising my Ramonu pulls…
>>581091035I get scared some times
MAMBOOOOO
>>581091210Mambro...
>Wasting TP pots before 1/2Retards.
>>5810911875000 paid carats is 3.3 months of the daily carat pack. or did they typo?
>>581091176Don't worry, zwo. Every adult experiences this picrel breakdown once in their life. Just keep trudging.
how the fuck do any of you still have tp pots
>>581091318>ura 1/2
>>581091318>only for URAfuck you danchode I'm not farming fans
>>581091176Just think about all carat pack you can buyEveryone is working, so it's not hard
>>581091374i never did parent runs before auto
>>581091317
>>581091357neigha what are you talking about
3 days
>>581091176it’s rough! i think my biggest advice to you is to keep active and keep doing stuff outside of work; don’t just collapse into a doomscrolling blob when you get homeactually having money is also nice but we’re getting less and less of it because we’re in late stage capitalism
>>581091176Get some good ass food after work
>>581091537Oh. Heehee. I thought they were all paid... because I paid for them...
>>581091176my seapy in christ you applied for that interview
>>581091479I wish everyone here was working
Any cm 20 rooms?
>>581091028a free uma, you say? I love free-spirited umas>79 days until she's scoutable
>>581084098yeah, my cock
>>581091654cygames moment
British thighs
Do I understand it correctly, that people say Runaway doesn't require any extra stam, or even less, compared to regular front, because they are essentially glass cannons? You want to never see them being spot struggled or rushed, and if they do, no amount (realistic) of stam would save them anyway.So essentially, they require less stam, because they don't get spot struggled like regular fronts usually do?
>>581090972>>581091209Gamble on getting spooked by her on someone else's banner , it's what she'd want
>>581091907they don't require stam because they're rabbits
>>581091654gwo is using unpaid carats
>>581091318my neigha in Shiraoki-sama, if you think I'm parent farming in URA with shit statlines and shit skill point pool instead of looping in Grand Live where I routinely hit SS-rank clankers with 3400SP you're out of your goddamn fucking retarded mind.
>>581091374Ive been on class 5.5 since the start of GrandLive. Remaking TT umas could be a good choice, Whats the cutoff last week for Class 6? I got 964k. I still have alot of work to do
>>581091907no it's because you don't actually plan of winning with them so it doesn't matter if they run out
>>581092020BUT THAT RACING SPIRIT STAMINA THOUGH
Hello!
>>581092162Yeah thats Light Hello.
>>581091907assuming you're training them to actually win and not be suicides, they need more stamina than normal fronts but it's not a gargantuan amount more. For this CM 950+gold gives you ~99% survival and 95%+ spurt, iirc. Someone can check the umalator in case I fucked those numbers up.
>>581092339Does that include debuffers? Why doesnt Umalator have debuffers in their simulator?
>>581092156it's already in my legacies, 6-7* on multiple umas with max mile/medium/long CM affinity.
They should make an anime where Tanhauser and friends go on vacation to europe and each episode starts with sillyness and ends in a race at a famous race track or landmark in each country, like to see who can run up the Eifle tower the fastest.
>17 years old
>>581092515Then do it for your danchou
>>581092530But that wouldnt follow the historical records of these horse, mambro...
>>581090506strip poker with nakadashi festa
I wanna spend, but I'm not rich irl
>>581092512I don't think the sim I ran included stam debuffers. If your room is flooded with them, the stam requirement for runaways probably exceeds 1000 + gold, which is absurd to get in GL.
>>581092271I prefer heavy goodbye
Are you ready?
>>581092606
>>581091924Maybe my karma from constantly losing at poker will finally balance itself out...
why did Pokke flop as a protagonist?
>>581092626my danchou is quitting, fuck that
>>581091547Baeza will do something very funny
>>581092627Thats fair enough, i just like offbeat comedy adventures
>>581092837ugly dyke
I will get her casual fit!
>Trainer-san…! P-please, I’m begg'n ya…! I know it’s summer train'n, and I know there’s five folks stacked on Speed right now, but I… I really wanna run in the Queen Stakes…! Gee whillikers…! I know it ain’t exactly the smartest train'n choice, but I just gotta do it! Please enter me in some random ol’ G3 race…! The Queen Stakes! Please! I b’lieve in my fans, Trainer-san…! They’re wait'n for me…! I gotta show ‘em that Yukino Bijin’s still a cute little snow angel…! Even in the middle of summer!why is she like this
>>581092843mambro...
Mambo posters are such silly goofballs
>>581093091Because she is a cute little yeppers
>>581091176Don't burn yourself out trying to please your boss at the start
>Drama season ends in 1 hourIt's over...
>>581093091The city is bad for the brain
supiki
>>581093517Cryers!
>>581093091Because she's so cute I just love her
spiccy
>>581093428This. I worked on a couple scripts to make work easier for me, and coincidentally the team, and this retard thinks I did it because I wanted to lick his boots. Always do the minimum work and clock out.
>>581091176The first two weeks are the hardest. After that, you acclimate. It's genuinely not that bad if you can make it past that window.
Umagrok generate me a doto cryer with her tits hanging out
speakeys are so silly, I laugh when I see them get posted
belly
I haven't pornpost for months... fuck the ban
>>581093945My rabbit hero...
>>581087258>japanese humor
>>581094038Don't do it!
>>581093279mambo (matikanetannhauser) HATEmambo (bird) HATEmambo (club) HATE
>>581094205
>>581094205Dont say that...
>>581094205What about mambo (no.5)
>>581093430There can still be drama, we just won't see recruiting
>>581093430Did every A+ club manage to have their slot filled?
ugly ntr shit
>>581094489seems so
>>581093430>Drama season
>"You know what? I think I'll make a debuffer Rudolph for the CM">Little bit of a rough start with race losses>Ends up setting a PB in the end for my Rudolph's and is decent.Granted, I'm still baby mode as I lack good support cards but I'll take her.She even came out with some decent legacies so she'll be a breeding girl for sure.
>>581092837she's not cute nor funny
>>581094628breeding rudolf....
>>581094628You didn't make a debuffer though
>>581094489I'll fill your slot, if you know what I mean.
>>581094205>mambo (bird) HATEWhy?
Mambo love
>>581094732We'll get a Teio who has legs that don't explode. >>581094760In life we don't always accomplish the goals we set out to meet
hoeeeeh trainer... help...
>>581094489Brick is still 29
>>581094038no one wants to see porn of this ugly bitch nigga, keep it to yourself
I don't want to make aces...
The Ayabe arc is the weakest part of the RTTT movie.
Mambotannhauser
>>581095038Just clank some and enter graded to give oshi runners some fighting chance in this xog CM, at least someone else will be happy
>>581095129wrong, that's the only good part even if it resolved itself out of nowhere
Gold City is the only Uma I can loopa while running like 46 races and still get SS
>>581095305That's the whole point of Gold CIty loopah
Can i hit 850-900 stam with only 10 stam sparks and 10% stam growth?
Are any of you guys unironically rolling for NakaFesta? I feel like only foids would brick their carat stash for her
>>581095026How about this fatfuck
Stealing all of this Mambo art
>>581095025>anons will join mambo but not brickwhat does this tell us
How are you supposed to cope when you realize winning CM is almost entirely arbitrary? Just settle for getting as many wins in Round 2 as possible?
>>581095454NoI struggle to break 800 with 14*
>>581095481I will gamble on one ticket and if I get her I get her
Do the Demuro with me!
Fuck bros, make sure to look look at the timeline for upcoming star piecesI wasted 14 days of daily legend races on Seiun Sky which I could have put towards Digitan or Curren...
>>581095129The part where she tells curren to fuck off is good
Vodka...
>>581095583You will be much happier in life once you realize how many things are outside of your control. Play mahjong.
>>581095018hoeeeh you say?
>>581095481I will pull for her.I will 5* her. I will max hint her (except for the lvl1 green gold because not enough books).
>>581095481i'm on the fence. she gets a cheeky tenner from me at least, which i usually never do
>>581095583I've won 9/18 that's a win in my book.
>>581095508You cant do that!
>>581095481No, saving for acute
>>581095583I got 2 Ms. Victoria's in the hog dom era, that's good enough for me
>>581095481For some reason Festa is a best character for me to get spooked on. Like if i gonna roll Kris S and get spooked by Festa i would be EXTREMELLY happy. But i wont roll for her...
>>581095839based goombler
>>581095129>gayabe
what did maya meant when she say GADJANOHNEHHHHH
>>581096114Babies often make babbling noises
>>581095952Put em in the bag!
>>581096030Festa is very cool but granny akyuuto does things to my heart. I shan't pull.
>>581095745Will you take responsibility? She's a mare too, you know... (the coolest mare too)
>>581095583nigga i learned this the hard way before any of you. i am the most raped cm finals player in global. i have 3 plats currently but with average luck like most of you guys have, i'd be on 8 or so
Is Steampunk Taishin good for CM19?
I don't remember jordan being this stacked, or thick (I don't have jordan to check her myself)
>>581095583
>>581096360Bacius needs to draw R18 pornIt'll sell like hotcakes
>>581096347Yes
>>581096217
>>581096360That's milfdan
>>581096301Trainers and trainees can't have those kind of relationships...
>>581096360Give her a few years and a few kids and she will be
>>581096347she's mediocre, like on any other medium track
>>581096360My canon sped trainee can't possibly be this hot...
>>581096346nta but I have 1, and I've been in A finals 16 or 17 times
Poating Mambo is no Illiegal, you can't do it any more.
>>581096471>he doesn't know
>>581094489UMADash has one slot opendanchou quit, we're under new leadership now, 70M/month quota
>>581096598as opposed tosprintiocre?mileiocre?longiocre?
>>581096560too late, she'll be a cool mum too
Bravo Nolan!
>>581095697I like all the jockeys that promote Umamusume, but Demuro will always be the GOAT for me
>>581096736I didn't hear about this in Drama Weekly. Do tell.
>>581095745>this is what's alleged to be a full dyke lesbian
>>581096736isnt he quitting at the end of the month
>>581095583Yeppers, this is cope but if you win enough in round 2 the carats you raked up is almost equal to getting a plat
>>581096682
>>581096680falcobwo...either you barely squeeze into A finals every time with shitty wr or you really are astronomically raped, in which case i hope your luck with pulls is at least good like mine in exchange for bad finals luck
>>581096820Sometimes it's just fun when someone doesn't take themself too seriously.
>>581096347Best medium end probably if you ignore the pig
>>581096850Your Drama Club license may need to be re evaluated if this is the first time you heard of UMADasshou quitting.
>>581096850>rank dropped off a cliff when clanking started>danchou wants to shoot for S-rank>dacchis will not grind fans>leeching faggots say they "can't" do more than 60M (bare minimum quota)>danchou quits and makes officer danchou>operaposts before leaving, no other comment
>>581096961Hahahah, you fell for it, i wanted you to post more mambo!!!!
>>581096736currensissies are slacking off....
>>581097185Devilish!
>>581097176The issue is you all fucking fags will not "play" the game. Everyone in this general is content with just logging in.Soon people will need to cope 60M is B tier.
>>581097176>"can't" do more than 60Mare people in /uma/ clubs really this lazy? you don't even need to consume tp pots for 2m/day
>>581087478Inherit is +3.5% recovery compared to the standard +5.5% for golds, basically 2/3 of the power for around 1/2 cost (same as a white). But Pure Heart, U=ma2 & Superior Heal are position-gated, unlike BoFA and Maestro, and that's not so strange; the best gold recoveries will have guaranteed conditions and relatively reliable timing so you can plan around them, where uniques will usually have some gamble to them.You could largely guarantee at least 2nd place by running your own Front/Runaway, but you can't necessarily account for extra fronts or paces in front of you pushing you to 5th. It's all lobby gamble, and it can suck to gas out because of that if you're not up for the risk.
>>581095741How many per day? 1 or 7
Possibly the greatest booth of all time
>>581097102Why is he riding an invisible horse
>>581097434>you can't necessarily account for extra fronts or paces in front of you pushing you to 5thIf your front is getting pushed to 5th you already lost anyway.
>>581097176With members like these, /uma/ club really has their work cut out for them
>>581097380literal leeching faggots refuse to do fan runs. Parent runs net around 2.5-3M/day max, that's barely enough to stay in A+ at this pointpathetic fucking faggots
>>581097176How do you even respond without sounding mad
>>581096223
>>581095583I mean, that's why your goal should probably be to make A finals rather than always to plat. It's just too much lobby RNG how often you'll win it all.
>...and we're back to club dramawhen's the oven toasters gonna come in the rotation?
>>581096471same, I would pay for R18 porn of uma coming from bacius, the man's drawing is too good.>>581096694I'm pretty sure anon meant R18 doujin porn of umas, not of stuff like KanColle
>>581097559>almondanchou quits to join autis/uma/what did she mean by this
>>581097506What do you mean? Neo Universe is right there!
20 minutes left until clubless newcuties seal their fate for this month, it's not too late
>>581097530Allen has a secret back channel with all the high net worth /uma/ players.
Based and redpilled
>>581097509Someday you'll pull a lobby with two double runaway opponents.But yes, that's a good point.
>>581097702Neo a cute and sexy
So cool...
>>581097875>retarded whore
>>581097875Neo is too autistic for me to see her as sexy, but to each their own.
>>581097875alien sex...
>>581097553spend your tp/carats anon
Skip her banner
>>581097925the coolest...
>>581097875
>>581097801
first torebiko art discovered
>>58109827867
>>581098171EAT SHIT DANCHOU
>>581098125Cheval is just a slut in denial.
>>581098347>>>/y/
>>581098375that's not the 67 motion you retard
>>581098125beeg hors
>>581098347I think a woman drew this?
the beast
niggas really burn themselves out for forcefully playing a casual game while aiming for rewards that are equal to 3 days of login in
>>581098570It's not about the reward you stupid platlet
>>581098273I will get in 1
>>581098562My wife
>>581098562
>>581098570YWNBB
>>581098278i barely see any content about uni's character but i'm pretty sure i'd fold immediately if there was propaganda posted of her
>>581098570Yes because you get more from the carrat runs. I won't believe you if you say you hit the 100 max from your 2 daily runs every day.
>>581098570>burn outoh nyo... I have to play a video game! woe is me!
>>581098632I'm talking about aiming for S club rank or higher bro, also crowns are useless
drama?
>>581098858what other goalpost would you like to move anon?
>>581098884>she still wants BWCs
>>581098884
>>581098884>there is a lot going on behind the scenes
>>581098884Can't wait for another Umama losing CM crashout #676767
>>581098884There's always drama behind the scenes. Our club is imploding but I'm not a currenfag so I won't share it
Umadol order
>>581098884Leaking club chats is not an act of kinda nice...
>>581098980
Jong?
>club drama post[-]
>>581097176>danchou wants to shoot for S-rank>danchou isn't even in the top 10what did he mean by this?
>>581098562Oguri...
GIVE ME FESTA ALREADY
>>581099140
>>581099114/uma/club downfall/uma/club downfall/uma/club downfall
>>581099214Not so close to resetTry in about an hour
>>581098646FUARK
>>581098884>there is a lot going on behind the scenesImagine having a discord.
>>581099291No, she's shit
>>581099457really glad we don't, I'm shielded from a lot of this namefag/avatarfag autism that wayalmost none of my clubmates have personalities besides asking for shoes and doing club races
>>581099485
UGlet here. Should I try my luck in Group B or go straight to Open League?
>>581099258More like Oguri Clap
>>581099718Are you running XOg double dom?
WHY AREN'T YOU DOING FAN RUNS?
>>581099718Group B
>>581099718a SS+ uma with the right skills can win races. You can make B finals (though idk about your chances of winning)
>>581099783Belno and Kitahara are so happy Oguri won another race they are clapping in the club room, they won't let her in for some reason.
Stop touching the Uma
>>581099645Soulless club, this is nothing.ore than job2
>>581098884>my club chat is the only club so far that hasn't had any chat leaks
>>581099927we have like 15 clubs dude, most of our chats havent been leaked because no one gives a shit
>>581099858there as a nickname people used for her that was something like "v___ penis" cause pisa sounds like penis but i can't remember what
>>581099910Oguri Cuck
>>581100012If your club isn't A+ or a named A club (mambo, autis/uma/), no one gives a shit. That narrows it down to like 6-7 clubs.
>>581094860I don't look like this
>>581100109how many clubs again?
>>581099927Shut up dacchi, don't attract it.
im very probably gonna forget that American Jockey Club Gold Cup is gonna happen on Fridayanyone here gonna bother to watch/cover it
>>581100028ogli has rudolf so it's okay
>>581100240I will be posting about it
Okay but who has the best Legend Changer
>>581100267>yurislop
Finally average parent I spend week on this
Benis Park
>>581100028>"Cluck? I could go for some fried chicken...."
wtf bros
Is Neo Universe for (you)?
>>581100416Catch em All!
>>581100240Forever Fraud need to lose
>>581099924an uma club is not a fraternity nor an ERP server>>581099927be glad you don't have any threadshitters in your club and keep it that way
>>581100468one of the more for (you) umas for sure
>>581100468She's for Demuro. Her trainer is umaverse Demuro
SS: 14.5m (-0.5m)S+: 11m (-0.7m)S: 8.3m (-0.9m)A+: 3.7m (-0.7m)A: 2.3m (-0.4m) B+: 700k (-200k)(Change since end of half tp)
Everyone in my club chat acts like they are super chill cool dudes but over weeks of nyooooticing and slip ups from them I know which ones of them do what kind of posts that are the worst kind of posting in this thread like half or more than half of the thread shitposting and baiting comes directly from my club.
>>581099824>>581099859>>581099873I have an S+ Xog. That's the best I can do. In the last Xogslop, I win the B finals. This time I don't think I can pull it off again.
>>581100295nice>>581100487not nice
>>581099751She can finally see!
>No filter for number of white sparkswhy is Uma so primitive, it took me 5 minutes to find this
>>581100468This art is quite literally what happens in her story
>>581100619we're going to rape you
I had 2 rank 11s finish at the same time cause they're on my TT team and haven't done anything else with them
>>581098884I'm never forgiving danchou for what's happened this fucking month
>>581100639>xogger is bad at the gameyeah, that fits
>>581100619Hey now...
>>581100575Wow he is literal me...
>>581100468
>>581098562The Besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8ie2pdM
>>581095481Shehas this 2000's pop punk style like Avril Lavigne. My dick decided to roll for her as soon as I saw her
>>581100691Ultimately it would not have really mattered where this fag or the other fag would've ended up for the month, they'd still both be stinking up the thread regardless.
>>581098884thats a real crazy chat here's mine
>>581100575I will take his place.
>>581100285FTFY
THEY'RE ALL ON THE SAME DAY AIIIEEEat least it's both classic and senior...
>>581100642Nepo Baby needs to stay a fraud
they're multiplying....
>>581100974>unfulfilled shoe requests at resetdead club
>>581100947I'm fairly certain if he had asked us before he let this schizo in most of us would have said don't do it but here we are. We were doing great last month
happy creampiefesta day for those who celebrate
>>581100539>no tits#NotMyFlash
>>581101038>kingu star for mare dart race???
>>581101102Eh, it was the guy leaving on the 3rd without warning who caused the unfilled slot in the first place...
>>581100916At what?
>>581101038I am smart and did the jbc missions with an auto before reset on purpose hehehe
>>581101126she's in the soup now...
>>581101321bro your falco stars???
BEAST MODE!!
>>581101038Nothing like a maru fan run couldn't do. But I still hate that they don't show the stars on the clank run agenda
>>581101289Fair, but I still think we could've rallied regardless like last month
>F*lco star piecesNah, I'd skip them.
>>581101038Only the King stars hold any value
>>581101604Cute Donkey
>>581101390Cooking independently
>>581101604Cute breasts
this is what happens if you reply to puns with the slapped rudolf face image
Pls tell me about chances of med sparks?They are the same for classic and senior year?
>>581100639post deck, what the actual fuck are you doing?
>>581101993Same same
>>581101993sure
>>581100619umaclubwo...
>>581102028I don't like it when the cosplay...
>>581101509Maybe we could've but I prefer not having to grind quite as hard for it. He behaves in CC and apart from being spammy isn't doing anything abhorrent so I don't mind him being a fanfarmer.
what's the difference between rape and umarape
>>581102230umarape is umarights, as in legal and encouraged
>>581101941everyone likes troona though so this is simply not something that happens.
>>581102230one's legal
>>581101604blini
>>581102230In one, you get the wife.In the other, the wife gets you
>>581100328Announcer Callout? I hate to say it because she's far from my favorite, but it's Oguri. "Loved more than anyone, stronger than anyone." I think that one's just generally accepted as being the best. 2nd place is much harder. Personally I'd have to give it to either Gentildonna or Smart Falcon. Gentildonna because "Make way for me", and Smart Falcon because she bucks the formula. "The title of the strongest on the dirt and the top Umadol goes to her!"Best rendition of the actual song? Some are clearly better than others. Orfevre, El and Oguri are weak. I like Falco, Tarumae, and Cesario. Stego is pretty good. Brian is technically excellent.
>>581100468if you're italian
>perfect run (for now)Bros pray for med S for me
>>581100328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upi04t8IHO8...
>>581102450If 4 your rainbows disappear at the start of Senior Summer
>almost had THE ace for cm20>chains don't finish
White women
>>581102584owari da...
>>581102584NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBtw i dont care if senior year no med S i will glue run
any guesses as to when more casual outfits get added? I want to see tama's bra strap on my home screen
>>581102673>Btw i dont care if senior year no med S i will glue run@danchode punish this infidel
SHE'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>instantly pot5'd>already training heryou are going to run for me and I will give you food, Oguri Cap (as in Peak)FUCKING FINALLY THE KAIBUTSU IS MINE
>>581095741This is a buff
cm19 status?
>>581102381Agreed on call-outs, another I really like is Pearl’sSurprised that Oguris is under the weaker Legend Changers for people. She usually does pretty well in melodic tracks, and I found it a fun listen to, but there is definite bias there. Weaker ones for me are probably Ramonu, very in character but did not leave much impact as a result. I liked Rudolf’s too. Very rich, even if it was a bit jarring for the character.
>>581102862congrats anon make sure to bring her to CM
>>5811029080 aces3 days15 borrowsI'm locking in
>>581102908my 3rd place A/ 1st place B angle is looking good
Curren hate
>>581102908been done for a week and a half. Working on making CM20 parents now. got one so far.
>>581102528Curren would not say this
>>581102648#yup
>>581103083i don't really make stuff until round 2
>>581100328kwaboli's is really funny
>>581095741Guess I'm getting Curren Whore early enough for the sprint CM...
>>581103083>3 daysthe CM is in three days?
>>581103191>race (singular)Silly…
Ewwwwww
>>581103226based slacker
>>581100328I really like rudolf's just because seeing "皇帝" behind her is fucking kino.
>>581100328>CARVE YOUR NAME IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY!!!>EL CONDOR!!! PASAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axhAX0RDn7c&t=85
>>581103191The only thing she's dominating is uh.... I can't even say bed, because she's the one getting dominated there
HOW?! HUUUUUUUUUUH?!!
>>581103378Oguri beaten by decision
>>581103659brocked lol
I'm clanking fan and the star pieces so i can't even procrastinate about making racers
>>581103659
Hello friends!!
>>581103659if they are blocked, they are blocked
>>581103902hi
>>581103902ohaiyo nigga
>>581102381For callouts other than Oguri's I really like Orfe's, because it's very similar to this absolute kino of a race https://youtu.be/jXHtadsETOk?si=N9z7LOMtsMlpjs7b&t=178
>>581103902umallo umadacchis
>>581100328I really like cheezeburgersthe announcer callout and her song performance overall
>>581100365I'm not going to lose to you! I have the stinkiest umanko of them all! Because that is who I am! Tokai Teio! Shoubu daaaaaaa
>>581103295Well, yeah. They're talking about the present. The here and now. Can YOU be at multiple races at the same time?
>>581103839Let's pump some iron!
>>581103902>silly baby>grown tsuruwhat the FUCK is this?
>>581103902Hi!
>>581100328For me, it's Stego the female announcer had no business going that hard.
>>581104057Age swap.
>>581103996Yeah I figure a lot of people like that one too. "Burn this into your eyes" is a super iconic race moment.
>>581104020
>>5811039961201 power vs 1199 power in Arima
>>581104191can we do some ageplay too?
managed to grab tickets for the e33 orchestranow onto making the stupid f.tama ace
it would be cool if some people died
>>581104516doto...
>>581104516rice villain...
7 and I'll die.
>>581102908Still can't beat my own first workable ace after 2 weeks of trying to train a better one
>>581103940>>581103975>>581104006>>581104057>>581104105
>>5811045167 and we all die in 7 minutes
>>581104516No dying in the casino
>>581104516Good news, we all die eventually.
>>581104516kill 7 people
>>581104453Nice!
>>581104780
Hello my threadenemies.
>>581104786Holy shit
>>581100974>DirtSCANDALOUS
>>5811045167 and you're first
>>581104880Mambro...
>>581104786If I saw that sissy struggling like that I would immediately step aside holy shit
>>581104786DUDE I JUMPED
Just had toad in the hole
>>581104880>mfw thread enemy woke up
>3400mwhy tho
7 and we all convert to feng shui
>>581105091Mambo eats frogs?
7 and my trainee rapes me... No, wait.
>>581097380>>581097553Honestly the best option for anons that don't want to farm fans is just doing what I did, go to a chill B+ club and go casualmaxxing, which is what I did, I do a daily or two for a day and call it a night
>>581100902i need more pixels
>>5811052127 and you have a healthy normal relationship with your trainee
Bros... Doto done goofed up...
>>581105186Well she did eat a spider
>>581105337BLESSED
>>581105337Awesome, Verxina will be thrilled about this
>>581104652Babydachi always makes me smile
>>581105091brown fuku is not british and thus would NEVER say or do this.
>>581105479
Fat uma tits
4 and I die this year
>>581105337Thanks
>>581105667>7You will now live for all eternity.
>7Well I guess you will live a long and healthy live
sex with hags
>>581105667>>581105752
I want to marry tanhauser
bros i just unlocked and read zephyr's story ch7. i want to wife this uma immediately
>>581105667
So when do pace chasers get a card for My True Strength?
>>581105871hags with sex
>>581105667>7Shiraoki has other plans for you. KEEP LIVING AND MAY YOU THRIVE UNTIL YOUR DEATH
>>581105871I'm saying this
fuku's number and you get married next year
>>581105917The ordinary uma musume that goofs up and gets nosebleed?
they nerfed the Rudolf Wit hints? I'm certain it had hesitant hints as well
>>581106058Yes.
>Highroll statline and S med and all the inherits>Shibi and Kitasan fucking whiffedI'm mad
>>581105667Fuck, the suffering will continue
>>5811056676767676767
For daily races you guys do support points or moneys? I always do money but it keeps piling up.
>Long S>Turf S>Inherit all the skills I wanted>Lowroll trainings and songs.Thank you for playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
i am quite fond of silence suzuka
>>581106056She is already my wife tho
Me and who?
>>581103902Babydachi… hi!
how much stam for arima
>>581105963
>>5811062721000
>>581106174Das rite. U stuck with us foreverrrrr
>>581106128noit never actually had any hesitant hints
Holy ranking. Too bad it's trash.
>>581106272901+1 gold
stop playing with fate
One of my club "bwos" is a femoid, I just can't prove it yet
>>581105453All I know about verxina is that I got her on that one uma personality test and the fact that she's apparently gentildonna's rival.Is she actually wife material or is she just hot and boring?
I forgot... Thanks Mackie!
>>581106186both will keep piling up either way once you finish upgrading all your support cards. and support points got removed in jp, i believe in 4.5 anni, and converted to coins, together with a coins shop where you can buy some stuff like 3* tickets
>>581106484wait a second, you guys said that is the stam for THIS cm!!
>>581106564her trainer is the densest motherfucker on the planet
Did Mambo finally die like /uma/ predicted?
>>581106565Happy birthday anon
>>581106527If "he" changes to Festa profile picture, that confirms it.
I can't beat a xogger with debuffers.. It's already over before it even began
>>581106527You don't need to know it's better if you don't know.
>>581106516This. I escaped Fuku's rape attempt yesterday and had nothing but bad luck today...
>>581106564she's similar to nice nature with the mature oneesan vibes but has a 2nd place complex instead of 3rd place. and verxina's trainer rejects her advances unlike neichatore
>>581106646Yes anon. The tickezo demon is finally slayen
>>581106640i have not been in an /uma/ lobby with a horse that had more than like 730ish+ 1 gold
I've been looking at a bunch of Festa art on the booru and one thing I noticed is she's almost always the bottom in dyke art. I thought she was an agent of chaos like Golshi and cool like Gimlet/Silly?
>>581106646
>>581106569>coins shop where you can buy some stuff like 3* ticketsNice. Then I'll keep piling up only money ignoring support points.
>>581106932I miss the postscan someone leave mambo
>>581106872huh, everyone in /uma/ is a prime murmur rape target>>581106887her yuri ship is sillius so she stands no chance of topping
>>581106887Even if everyone is cool someone has to be the bottom and Silly is cooler than her
>>581106872nyo.... what do you mean... i bought 2 white recs for nothing....
>>581107087This general has always been understammed gamblers. That's why you should always bring stam debuffers to fuck with them.
>>581107257Stamina is a gaslight so long as no one holds you accountable for your understamming
>>581106564the least interesting of that trio which is a real feat of strength because cheval grand exists
Festa seems like a troublesome woman and that makes me harder for some reason
>Failed Training>mood went down from Great to badWTF? How?
>>581107685get don't overdo it'd
>>581107685you failed a high failure % training
>>581106203many are saying this
>>581107685high % failure can trigger a +3 mood down event that you can only survive by getting lucky with the bottom optionit usually kills the run
I don’t get to pull for another 2 months… My hands are shaking… I wanna gamble so fucking bad…
>>581107752It was like 20% maybe?
BOW DOWN TO THEBOW DOWN TO THE KING
>>581106837>loser who can't get laid and keeps chasing after the same (uninterested) personFUCK.
>>581106203I feel bad for having to break her legs. She is so sexy.
>>581106837>kwabxina
>>581107798>I wanna gamble so fucking bad…Log in on banner reset today, I have the banner for your cheeky tenner.
>>581106565Happy birday
>>581107952I'm making her a Runaway Ace this CM. I don't give a fuck, she is the best and I will do everything I can to help her win.
cheeky tenners aren't real
>suddenly verxina positing
>>581106650>>581108052>Checking the lines for all the umas I have unlocked>Did I get claimed?
>>581106565I used a fake birthday when I created my toreina account. At the time I was thinking>fuck you I'm not giving you SHIT for personally identifying databut now realizing it can't be changed and I'll never see pic related smile on my birthday and say "O tanjoubi omedetou" fucking HURTS
>>581106484ok
>>581108289
>>581108289Anything wrong with that?
>>581107819yeppersabove 20 and you're upping the risks of both a run ending failure and the chance of it happening
>>581108408>>581108408>>581107785>>581107715Ty bros didnt knew it
>>581108403smooch kill marry
>>581108326>I am going to celebrate every one of your birthdays with you, so get used to hearing me say thisYes.
>>581108403No. Proceed
cheeky tenner that ends in creampie correction of your entire load into the umanko and umatore marriage later down the line
>>581108330bad move, they always ask for your birthday in gacha games exactly for this reason, to give you GFE custom messages
>>581108504
What's the downside of getting only success instead of great success? Sometimes the game just fucks with your highroll and miss a single token for the 3rd song
>>581105990tits are good but damn the ai mangled the hips and legs
>>581108570Uma Musume was my first gacha, pretty obvious, huh
rape city
>>581108637less stats and SP (25 SP per song and 5 SP per technique)great success gives +10 stats, the others gives you +3you can still get the scenario golds as long as you get 16/18 songs on senior year
>>581108724Loving consensual missionary sex with some light asphyxiation City
post something refreshing
>>581108887
>>581108887Here you go.
>>581108867so the sp gain basically evens out as long as you catch up? does that mean you should also dump coins before the final concert as well?
>>581108887GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG
>>581109000>>581109042hmm…?
>>581108920How big are her Rob Roys?
>>581108882I'd rather her jab me. Full force. With no restraints.
>>581109092Good size
>>581108887goddamnit you'll bring out the glugposters with that one
>>581108992catching up is extremely hard because of how song spawning progression works
fine, I'll roll for Verxina in 2028 or whatever
>>581108920Too white
evens -- make Digitan aceodds -- try to make decent Dober ace0 -- make Mayano ace
Dacchis lets do lobby8992302989923029
>>581108992>does that mean you should also dump coins before the final concert as well?it dependssome songs are just not that worth itas long as you get 65 TE and good SPrio it may be better to save coins and use them for stats insteadyou can definitely get 23 songs in a good run, but I think using them for stats instead of SP gain is a better investment
>>581109197dont remember me
>>581109201
>>581109201better?
>>581109356How do I get my officers to dress like this...
>>581109275I'm in Mambo
>>581109197I wonder if global will do the same "Where the fuck is Verxina?" jokes that JP did.
>>581109454Is that bad?
>>581109454It's not that i meant... you can join mambro...
>>581109309ok I will forget you then>>581109520please enlighten me
wtf
>is being in [x] club bad?yes
>>581109610Even THAT club?
>>581109454Mambro…
>club rank rises for no reasonWhy?
>>581109576It's just the simple fact Cheval Grand and Vivlos got added almost instantly after having been shown in season 3 of Pretty Derby, while Verxina had to wait over a year and a half before she finally got implemented.
>>581109690especially THAT club
>>581106186in the long run SP will convert into money regardless when the rework hitsmoney is spent on more things you should hoard that unless you're wanting to level up a card right now and are low on SP because you're new to the game
>>581109846What club?
>>581109902You don't mean that...>>581109980THAT club
me below https://x.com/tiffany19tp6/status/2099763943334191394?s=20
>>581109873Ah, I see. Probably not considering we don't have the same multimedia tie in from being years behind. Weird how they took that long to add the best V sister though.
>>581110030It's over Ogurigwo...
>>581110039Lethal Company was shit looking back at it. Glad it didnt stick around too long in my friend circle
If someone wants to join dozo1773417517734175
>>581110039not judging but do ppl actually pump their rods to mmd/iwara?
I recently attempted to level up ALL support cards, including R. I stopped halfway through R cards so I won't run out of SP..
>>581110259it's worth it for that fat TT multiplier
>>581110179what if we hosted modded mega lobbies with everyone here and uma models though...
>>581110109Damn...
>>581109846Ace grinding seasonMentioned? No Reason
>>581110259it doesn't matter if you run out of support points unless you're pulling for meta cards very soon
>>581108326You're about to be raped but in a loving way
>>581109980Mambo, unironically
>>581110341Nah that would be lame and gay too
>>581110310must suck being the 3rd option out of the three sisters
Mambos child birthing hips....
>>581110519idk I think it'd be fun. Probably too much setup for like an hour or two of novelty though.
>>581110607I would rather play Half Life 2 mass coop with uma models
60 y.o Yoshitomi Shibata has officially retired from JRAhe was the man who brought King Halo to his one and only G1 victorywithout him, there would be no Kawakami Princess. Without Kawakami Princess, there may never have been Equinox
Mambwos....
>>581110578yeah but I'm sure Cheval doesn't mind it that much.
>>581110697Bwomams...
>>581110382my fucking american hero.........>>581110235 there's a guy here who twiddles his fiddle to ai generated chibis so I don't think MMD is really that bad in comparison.
>>581110578that’s what i’m saying
This doto has 1430 speedWait what
I remember seeing someone do the maths do get the most sexiest uma numerically, and it was vivlos.
>>581110519uuuuuuPersonally I think some skribbl lobbies would be fun..
>>581110783Kino final stretch tho
>>581110697Yes?
>>581110862the shoes....
>>581110850Agreed but how
>>581110816das right!!!
>>581110752guess not, i just thought it was used to make anime characters do tiktok dances but then i saw some porn made with it
>>581110783I can't get a better run
>>581110921You know how brutal the reset shoe sniping is mambro. I still need 3 pairs as well.
>>581110816she glorifies dubai so i'm not surprised in the slightest
Oh that's maybe because of dom
>>581111050i love meisho doto
>>581111162what's so good about a big mall larping as a city?
Mambo OP next thread pls?
sex with doto posters
>>581111367it makes u famous
I made an Umastagram generator... are folks here interested?https://altbdoor.github.io/umastagram-generator/
weiiiiiii
>>581109846URA double TP will sink all the flatliner infested clubs like a rock just like before
>>581111426Hi...
>>581111372nyea>>581111579>>581111579>>581111579
>>581111367nothing, that's why vivlos is a retard
>>581111436this is cute
