>I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK>MH WildsAscendance 1st Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMKYURp_A8Ascendance Reveal Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URrMx-2l_ekBoosted Action Overview Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50e68NwnzPsSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event Quests: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleUpdate Information: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.042.00.00.html/mhg/ Lobby Info: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg>MH Stories 3: Twisted ReflectionOfficial Website: https://www.monsterhunter.com/stories3/en-us/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2852190/Monster_Hunter_Stories_3_Twisted_Reflection/Additional Side Story Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEUZtuje14E>MH RiseRise on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1446780/MONSTER_HUNTER_RISE/Sunbreak on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1880360/Monster_Hunter_Rise_Sunbreak/General Info: https://pastebin.com/rewGysVq>MH WorldWorld on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/582010/Monster_Hunter_World/Iceborne on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1118010/Monster_Hunter_World_Iceborne/General Info: https://pastebin.com/PKeD8Smg>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY>Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/>Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ Wilds squad: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)Previous thread: >>581024778
You know you're weak when you have to call your tranny janny for help.
We are very excited for the reveal of FULMINATED AJARAKAN tomorrow
>>581121902Remove Rise
The year is 2027. /mhg/ lives under DOS RULE. Ascendance has flopped. All mildsmice are sissified. Ghouls live to serve DOS BVLLS in vast Congalala dung treatment facilities. Welcome to /mhg/‘s CLASSIC FUTURE.The last remaining mildsie remembers life before the revolution – before the Ryozo-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, autopilot Seikret pathfinding, and mandatory chastity. He posts on the war-torn outskirts of the post-hunt AGP memorial center, where he hides his beautiful bride doj from the clutches of the brutal FRONTIER ARMY.As militant solo-hunters prowl the lobbies searching for transwomen, the mildsie will stop at nothing to protect sweet doj's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, the mildsie gives his tender manlet body to a gang of pitiless worldCHADS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy mildsie prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of prep and positioning? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.Acclaimed hunter and BBC appreciator aira presents a tantalizingly gay vision of the future. His broken english, repetitive, chatGPT generated passages of three-on-one worlo dosKING offset sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The CLASSIC KINGS have their way with the mildsie's pathetic sissy body, mashing focus strike and perfect guard through one of the deadest live service flops in the history of Capcom. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative cuck fantasy unfolds.Experience the true power of monster hunters in discord raids. Prepare to watch the ultimate in hunting action. Explore the mind-bending world of DOS FUTURE, the first book in Ryozo's brand new series.
I love huntresses
>play MH4U>insect glaive is overtuned as fuck>big damage, constant mounts>avgn.pngWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>581122419kek so true
Is this good now with no mods? LS showcase looks good
You will buy assdance like the good tasteless retarded lobotomized goy you are.You will eat liquid shit and you will like it.
>Playing Wilds>Don't really love the oops all counters play GS has turned into>Turns out every weapon is oops all counters>Try other weapons, make end game setsI keep trying to have fun but man, Wilds just is not fun.
Ricecels will not get away with this one
I knew a real, biological femoid that got off on the idea of her huntress getting raped and impregnated by giggis and congas
>>581122250Where can I read the full thing?
>>581123106congrats incel first woman you interacted with? my current femoid gets turned on when i ask her rhetorical questions or call her retarded
Hey Wilds bros its time to stand in front of a monster and learn the counter timing! Remember every attack needs to be a counter!
>>581123049don't worry, ascendance is tripling down on everything (and I do mean EVERYTHING) you hate!
but why did they make armor spheres so hard to get in wilds
now this is a real monster hunter hand
post yfw you seize control of the hunt with the Boost Bracer
>>581123732Why isn’t he just spamming the lock on? Or using the c-stick? Is he retarded?
>>581123917
>>581123917Boost Drivers are powerful attacks that activate Boost.
>>581123276No she was fucking weird because what kind of femoid actually likes old monster hunter and old hentai? i think there was something wrong in her brain
Shit on mice and micelets all you want, it still won't make Milds less of a gamer dad abortion
quiet ghoul
>>581123456Countering a monster so much makes all the monsters feel like such bitches and not cool anymore.
killscreen
>>581123456kek what the fuck
>>581123608Don't worry you can always farm GOG until you fucking puke for mats to trade in!
>>581123456Genuinely excited for Ass LS
>>581124145literally future wife material, surely you bagged her?
kek!
Why is it called ascendance? Because only those with ascended lifestyle can afford to play it. I like it this way. It filters the basements dwellers are burger flippers
>>581125182instantly btfo
>>581125182Lol your enjoyment comes from 4chan? That's really cringe and sad and you had to call your rotting boyfriend so xhe can delete it.
>>581125182>>581125235/xivg/ too boring today, estrogoblins?
Seize control of the huntress
>Genuinely excited for Ass LS
>>581125182honestly, the filipino goblin should have been perma banned years agofucking waste of airlegitimately bring down the already low general IQ of this place
>>581125182you should post it on twitter first and then take a screenshot of it
even the /v/ shittendo defence force gave up on Mildew>>>/v/747742190>more than half the thread are unique IPs shitting hard on it
>>581123521>Litterally giving a shit about what kids think.Jesus Christ.These people are procreating
>>581125702cry about it troon shes not leaving
>she
>>581126110>everyone i don't like is le troondude, what kind of mentally ill idiot is close to her in here? have some self awareness
uhoh postdilatum tr00n melty
>sheLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tired of GS>Go to Hammer>It's just a shittier GSWhy does hammer even exist in Wilds?
>>581127059combo flow is interesting but at the end of the day it's just suffering with occasional KOs
>>581127059Can GS do THIS!?
>>581127341Somehow you made hammer look even more boring than it actually is.
>>581127656Boring? How? Stunlocking every monster for 2-3 full minutes while it doesn't get a single attack off is FUN!!!!
Why do they go ballistic when you call them what they are? Troons, trannies etcetera. These are the kind of scum that loiter this general nowadays
Just play sword n shield.The master of all
1-3 farm gog4-6 farm emblems7-9 masturbate0 kms
I feel like replaying World with a longsword, last time i used ls extensively was XX
On a scale of tempered lagia or AT arkveld, how bad is the SOS situation for Gogma?
>>581125702funniest thing is how she's brown with black hair black eyes but constantly avatarfags as an aryan character, why can't she make a monster hunter char that looks like her
>>581126110I will guide this general into a golden age of camaraderie and mon hun discussion.No troonspawn of the dilation underworld will stop what is coming.
>different hair and eye color LE BAD>being a genderswapping AGP moi incel LE GOOD
>>581128261back into the mines...
>>581128386Because Aryans are superior and beautiful >_o
god eater 4 will get shown at TGS and BLOW the FUCK OUT monster hunter milds: assdance
>>581128648Don't worry my queen, you have already earned your honorary Aryan status and you will carry little wasian saviors of the white race
Road status?
>>581123049Wifebeater may be a faggot, but he's kinda spot on with this.>>581123456You really need a fucking hobby dude.
>>581129329it's funny that you guys still call him wifebeater all these years later, if he actually beat his wife he would've been in america by now not having custody of his daughter
>>581129626At this point it's a term of endearment.I at least place him several tiers above turbo faggots like caofaggot and rurishitter.
I regret starting this franchise as a huntress player...
>log in in mhg>0 >post in the thread asking ppl to play with me >nobody join uugh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ubCYcn7LA
>>581129329>Wifebeater may be a faggot, but he's kinda spot on with this.wasn't he dickriding world?
HOLY FUCK!!!!!Have you seen the new capcom TGS trailer?
GUYS TURN ON TGS A MAGNET SPIKE FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>581130147We're talking about Wilds you illiterate little shit. I don't give a shit about his opinion on world in this context.
>>581129949then go play them??????
>>581128274You must prepare for kino if you do so
>>581129329he's a faggot that was only useful when MH released first in japan as he collected and translated the information from there but then World released globally at the same time and people saw how bad he is. He made a guide how to farm fatty armor and weapons without killing it and then some xbros had to carry him.
i haven't played a game in this series but it's all on sale right now. which one is the good one?
>>581130878all of them except wilds
>>581130878Rise
>>581130878It's all good as long as you avoid Wilds.
>want to pay mhfu>setup mhp2g-fuc on ppsspp>get nice textures>games runs at 30-31 fps consistently>game feels choppy anywaywhat's wrongis this just how the game is supposed to feel
>>581130669kys trannytard
>>581129329He's the poster child of a bygone era and the ideal hero of the outdated fat fingers that reminisce those days. He is basically a beacon of hope for them that they too have a chance to be loved and maybe father a daughter or son that they can teach portable mh to.
when are the oldgenners going to take the fucking hint and go away
kinda insane how hard doj and offset doj perma mindbroke the normalfags that post here, everysingle time they post the sloppa webm's INSTANT (you)s
>>581130670>>581131227Imagine being a bot.
>>581131748kek ikr
>>581128492One ghoul to end all ghouls.
>>581130878Emulate an old one
>>581131769then we fit right in here with all the same things posted again and again
>>581130878you have emulation resources in the OP
I give up, wilds is too hard. I take 20 minutes to kill anything, im not even at the hardest monsters.
>>581129857still palw*lding
>>581132391>>581132679pls respond>>581131013
>>581133254>>581131048
Someone needs to impregnate her; shes got like 500 eggs left before she hits 40. She should be raising a family of retarded MenaRDs instead of shilling Milds and Granshit
>>581133542can you imagine 10 years from now doj and aira's children all have their own ipads and they're rabid shitposting in /mhg/ all day about monster hunter outlanders?
>>581131013>>581133254turn off frame skipping if its on. also take a screenshot of your graphics settings and post it.
My friend wants to gift me MH:World, this game looks like rollslop. Is it rollslop?
You do not need FUC, just download the regular ISO and install the high res texture pack
>>581133854I will when I get home, ty
>>581122190Venatic Xu Wu is actually a good name for a Xu Wu subspecies even if the leak is almost definitely fake. And yes I did have to look up what that meant.
>>581133826Ah yes in a decade when we get portable 6G and they shitpost waiting on the Milds 2 announcement.
Bladenigger status?
>>581134180Maybe it's real. Just glad Xu Wu is getting a subspecies. Best Wilds Mon by far.
>>581134417Still more real of weapons than gunnershit are.
>>581133874It's poorslop. Your friend probably thinks you're poor and can only run World.
Wilds wants to be GOD EATER so badhhhhhhahahahahahahaha
what weapon does you're oshi play /mhg/?
>>581135360>easy mode weaponsokay auntie
>>581134417bow shouldve been that small smug pepe
>>581136506Yes, guns are easy mode and only keep getting easier>ammo made easier, both in radial crafting and the basic ammo types being infinite>either stupidly agile, stupidly defensive, or both>highest dps
>>581133874If you play World right, its blockslop
>>581135913i fully expect rise 2 to have god eater story structure where it's really focused on the support characters
>>581136813Stop being baitedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/mW6K9OqjKI-j3i8wxX2GGw/
The only reason I didn't play them pre-world games was the resource and zenny requirement early, but now there's no reason not to be a g***ner
>tfw ballsack cleaner is a gunnie
https://youtu.be/tpA8rYVP8rA?si=D3kCPNnwfLFhDCKK
I FINALLY Gave Gay Sex a Chance...
I hate sloptube so much
>need smegma cleaned off my foreskin>hbgsissy starts gathering my pants for ammo materials Name a better symbiotic relationship.
i've always been a sloptrough kinda guy 2B honest
>mfw gun
>gunner nugger feeling uppity
>>581136369Sunbreak Switch Axe only
>>581135913I'll start shilling the game for free if they add Alisa
>0/50
>unironically complaining about B.gravios past 2nd gencasul
How does Nightflower Pollen farming work, that shit aint spawning for me?
What are your hopes for tomorrows demo? Who would you like to see return? Who would be the most disapointing?
so what can save wild
>>581141917lol they fucked it up because it got super popular if you were seriously willing to do that just cheat in the blossoms to exchange for tickets
>>581142317I would like to see Oroshi Kirin. That's it.
>>581142694I dont might cheating, I just cant get a single one to cheat with
>>581142317GlabenusDiablosGoldian/SilverlosPlesiothGobul (especially since they brought back underwater combat)TigrexNibelsnarfAlatreonI'll be disappointed if they bring back Fatalis. Most dogshit monster in the franchise
>>581141713>easy mode weapon>22 minutesyikes
>>581141917first of all not worth it since it's ultimately traded into decos which are so easy to farmyou need to be in zone on a full moon before nightfall otherwise the gathering node(s) won't be activethere's 2 nodes in the plains and 2 in the forestbecause of the spawn rules you're never allowed to get all 4 per week
>>581142598bau bau
>>581142598switch skills
>>581142598The beheading of all mice
Whats a good weapon for me if im a retarded(lowskill lowknowledge) washed unc?
>>581121902MONKEY BANANA FUN
DB
>disconnected midhuntdo i blame steam
>>581144293 Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday
>>581144050this isnt slander bait by the way, genuinely asking
>>581144595>>581144050SnS is both strong and retard proof in every game.
cb
>>581144050anything you can sharpen
>>581144092aira..
>>581144050GS
>>581141713as per the ancient /mhg/ customs, you may call yourself a good hunternot a fantastic one but it's a good starti personally got it down to 7 minutes and an half while farming mats
>>5811454817 mins with no traps and flashbombs? if so, I need help. they are way too quick for me to do lvl3 charges when they are enraged.
>>581145914with flashes, but no trapsyou hit the head with lv3 charges, lv2 if they're enraged, assuming you have focus, and they fall fast, most of the time is moving zones
>>581144050>>581144671Prob with SnS is to execute it well it requires the most skill so a lot of newfags bounce off of it when they need to start optimizing times.
>>581146294alr thanks for the tips.
LS and DB bros how we feeling about BOOST?
>>581142317demo?it's going to be a Nata Story trailer
>>581146839also do you hit the threshold with a lv2 charge? i don't remember the math and if sharpnes+1 alone give enough damage
>>581144050Hammer. >Hold R2>Aim for head>Quest Complete>Returning to Village in 20 seconds
>>581147601I don't believe so. But then again, I haven't been going for lvl2 charges on their heads so I'm not sure.
>little bowgun>humiliation bowgunit has never been more over sisters
https://x.com/MHSB_official/status/2099785304718577783
>>581148034what kind of gear you got?not too sure about the math but focus with sharpness+1 and the AtkUP(L) from food should do ityou can get that with HR crab armor and HR kush helm with a few deco filling focus and sharpnessbut that's assuming you're not farming rajang yet, because if so you should just do that and have AoU on top
>>581148320did you just slap the monhun logo on some whatever pic that have nothing to do with it but your fetishes?
>>581148320Why she sticking her toes into her boobs
>>581148447Heh this brings back memories
The only boost I will be doing is the coom from my balls shooting up my urethra
>>581148517I have s+1, focus, crit draw. I don't honestly care enough to go to the kitchen after each attempt, so if thats what it takes I cba.
>>581123456Nigga the last thing i expected was the world modder shitposter to be right, this is literally nero mod from world.
>>581149796>I have s+1, focus, crit drawthat should do itotherwise meat+veggies for 40health and AtkUP(L)
>>581123456Just don't use it xD
>>581146794out in the field. doing mundane shit..
>>581150484Why do you even need all that, nnnnnnnn?
>>581123456That's a lot of shit happening for what I'm imagine is literally a "press X to awesome" situation
i'm seizing control of the ghouls with a lovense
>personal computer cheats
>Kill Rathalos several times for a ruby>Finally get one>Don't really want to craft what I was grinding for anymore
countering takes more reactive skill and looks waaay cooler than positioning and timing attacks. old monhun was for loser neets with hundreds of free hours to waste learning where to stand and attack from. wilds is for stud muffins that just go in and react and get things done quickly and look cool doing so. thanks for looking and agreeing
>>581152358
>>581152358ghovl nvke
Monster Hunter cannot be considered a successful series until Ongbal starts making videos of it.
Ongbal cheats doe
that guy who made ヌル武者 videos?
>>581152704MH is too complex for rollslop cucks
Didn't some souls speedrunner try playing rise and got raped by khezu?
>>581152704Its a group of chinks that mod and cheat single player games. So perfect for the MH speedrun scene
>>581153314The village low rank khezu at that.https://youtu.be/xt5yBib9Zas?is=w7PjzlLRsfiaFVRC
>>581153314>>581154593This is a flaw of the game. Fortunately, Wilds remedied this.
>>581152358Not when monsters have obvious tells and long ass windups like they do mainline games since World.
>>581154854>flaw of the gameExpecting you to have the slightest ability to function as a human?
>>581154960Apparently
POV: you're a monster who activated my『Offset U』with your intent to hurt me, the hunter
Guardian Gypceros
>>581155079I don't know why you posted something expecting alright reaction speeds to do twice in a row when compared to a low rank khezu in Rise.
>>581152358I wonder what you think about SB then
>>581154978sexo
>>581155428God I hope Malzeno comes back in Wilds. That armor set and his gunlance are so fucking good looking.
>>581154978my wife bugsnaxagoraxasaurus-rex..
DREAMSPELL TIME LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581154978Why your game looks so good ? What's your settings
>>581156786It's called a job, Gypsy.
>>581156786The pic's in 4k to start, got your 5090 yet? They're going for the low low price of $7000.
>>581156925Graphic cards affect frame rate and not the screenshot quality
>>581156786literally default settings dlss quality, i don't have any graphical mods. just lucky lighting
>>581155079>thought boost bracist gauge only charges on hits>boost bracist gauge either hikes passive rate or rewards a chunk for getting downed
>>581157321post the settings then i dont believe u
ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
>>581157414the hub looks good, go to oilwell basin if you wanna see milds in its full n64 glory
>>581157414i'm at work so no, believe what you want
>>581158241What do I think?
Compressed shots are going to save HBG
>>581158759Bharat. Home.
>>581157414Have you maybe thought that it could be (You) issue?
I redownloaded wilds after getting a new gpu and I'm honestly lost and skill issued.I already have good gear and don't feel like grinding, so I have no idea which monster to fight.But also...IS THAT A FUCKING PERMANENT PAID PROMO IN MY 60 DOLLAR GAME!?!?!?!?How greedy can these niggers be!? What happened to muh immersion!?Gaming in the big 26, xirs.
the difference between 4k and 1440p UW is 3.3mil pixels so that's probably why
PROWLER VIDEO TONIGHT
>>581159707I miss Rise...
>>581159726why you retards think everyone here is me?
>here's your pendant bro
>>581160037Is this new or is this the same as last year?
>>581160250It's the same challenge. There hasn't been anything new for a long time now.
>>581160250The same, I just missed it the first time around. They did a re-run of every speedrun quest with pendants, I think Arkveld's next.
>>581160019watch your mouth you fucking goblin
>>581160527>>581138678
>danteoid getting cocky again
Based dante bringing home the bacon with his Corporate CEO job and showing gypsies how Wilds look like in a real machine
>>581161641NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What weapon should I take out? I haven't played in a while.
>>581161915Just use the weapon your more comfortable with anon :) ^^
>>581159707is this the thing that performed proximity checks for new paid DLC every single framedespite capcom stating multiple times that they don't do that kind of shit, even when everyone suspected their homebrew anti-tamper checks (that they stated in almost every patch didn't check multiple times every frame) was what was raping CPU cycles?
Behold a doomtroon
>euroghoul hours
>2 am uk time I think don't
>>581158540That is some fucked up texttures, yo
Boost Switch Axe looks fun, and maybe makes up for the decline that was SB to Wilds SA. We'll see
WHERE IS GIGGINOX
Here*unzips*
>>581163727Portable 6
>>581164346GiggiNOX, anon, NOX
Too bad boostaxe is gay.
>missed all pendants sans AT Ark because started in Dec>got A rank for Dosha and never logged in>cant be assed to get login and do any pendants for repeat challenges
did people already forget about the "outsourced" proximity checks?
it was a nothingburger only within the hubs
capcom probably thought fixing everything "outsourced" would've been a nothingburger too
>>581144050this >>581147969'ate gauges'ate shells'ate files'ate extracts'ate modessimple as
we don't play with mushfuckers
So a hunter walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with a huntress next to him. The huntress has obviously had a few. She says to the man:"You see that meme there? Made it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best meme in town! But do they call me "Ayako the meme builder"? No! And you see that mod over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and game-breaking updates, but do they call me "Ayako the mod builder"? No! And you see those screenshots there, I took those, best photographer in the thread! But do they call me "Ayako the photographer"? No!"The huntress looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the hunter, and she says:"but you fuck one mush..."
>>581148320who's the artist? who even paints like that? Koreans?
3.5 hours to Magnet Spike reveal
>https://youtu.be/PVbGobO9Aq8>boing
I’m obsessed with huntresses
Im most excited for sns, hammer and longsword. what about you guys?
>>581172456Hammer, SA, LS, CB
>>581172456hunting horn, lance, sns, and incest glaive
>>581172456insect glaive / switch axe / hammer
>>581172725I don't believe you
>>581172906why not
if i wanted to prep for the ass dance what should i do? obviously not gonna farm some perfect hr rank equipment since it all gets btfo by mr stuff after 1 mr hunt
modbeasts in japan, call that a tokyo ghoul
>>581173108>if i wanted to prep for the ass dance what should i do?reconsider your life choices
ok I got mhfu working properly, I just had to tweak the emulator settings a bit and it's running smoothit's pretty comfy tbhwy, I wish newgen would let us have a proper farm and villagealso, gunlance feels weird without full burst. it's interesting though
>>581173045They just don't seem like weapons one person would enjoy
>>581172456I don't even know anymore man. I'm in a fucking limbo when it comes to weapons. I think Hammer, GL, SA, LS, GS, SnS, and HH were the coolest looking ones at least.
>>581173378well, i enjoy
>>581121902female hunters have it rough but also keep things going
>>581173283>also, gunlance feels weird without full burst. it's interesting thoughit's just lance with a combo reset outside of niche shelling builds that arn't that usefull outside of crimson/white fatty
>>581150545im addicted to assorted dusts and powders>>581160481they pivoted and are skipping mizu and seregios for now in favor of getting udra (just finished), jin, and ark first
>>581172456The weapons I play in milds which are Bow, GL, CB, SNS, DB.In assdance I might pick up Hammer and HH.
>>581173652I'm ok with that, I love gunlance in all its iterations, even the shitty ones
>>581173108if you can beat Gog your gear is good enough for G rank. Just farm high rank armor sets for fashion hunter later on.
what's the point in having a 50 minute timer anymore? what's the point of hr999?
>>581174450>what's the point in having a 50 minute timer anymore?what ever was the pointif a single hunt takes that long, it's either a skill issue or bad health scaling>hr999autism
>>581171119wife
>>581174972>what ever was the pointpowercreep wasn't this crazy and sometimes there was gathering. 30+ minute hunts were common. now everything dies in 2 minutes and you get a billion rewards
>>581176056>30+ minute hunts were commonIf in single player, either shitter or doing gathering during the questIf multiplayer, retarded scaling they started fixing in World and from Rise on hunts scaled to the number of players fully. Kind of, anyways.
>>581175374your wife been passed around by monsters, mushjeet, futakaiju and other random men
>>581124410Good Hunts
Rise lumuQAW0HPJKA777R642PW: 7243
>>581178495Joining. Give me 10 mins my mom is asking me to wash the dishes
>>581178495how long do you plan on playing? im still at work
>>581178801all good>>581179179probably a while, farming primordial malzeno and trying to get my anomaly rank high enough to hunt risen shagaru
>>581179296ok i can definitely help you when i get back i'll probably be done in 40 mins to an hour it's almost closing time and i just have a few orders of burgers and fries to finish off
I'll help too in about 4 hours I just have to eat some pieces of leftover cheese and shit on the floor
>>581178495chiki chiki chiki chikchik chiki? chiiiiki chiki chiik
What's the likelyhood of wilds just going out like a wet fart? And tokuda just hanging his down in shame?
>>581163727living rent free in my head because of a hentai doujin...
>>581122346You have to press too many buttonscb and gs are better because you have to press like 2
mice melt ^^^
Now that the dust has settled does SnS have the greatest moveset in Risedance?
>Wilds made to appeal to worlos>They shitpost about it being World 2 while continuing to play World anyways>Assdance made to appeal to ricies>They shitpost about it being Rise 2 while continuing to play Rise anywaysWhy does nobody actually want to play this game?
>>581155296I've never seen this gif before thank you
>>581169485Keep norm's jokes off of your indonesian keyboard, cunt
>>581181407if you asked this 2 months ago and they somehow showed literally nothing for TGS instead of the reality that we live in maybe there'd be a Vision™ to Trvst
new monster hunter like https://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2100032382384652664
>>581181407>what's the likelyhood of CAPGOYIM just restraining themselves from paypigging?10 million salesdogshit boost trailers actually making retards returntablet version literally guaranteeing sales
https://youtu.be/16QNW-WFr1c?si=V9n2Z29QlpdrtJ4J
>>581182136When will Capcom make a new Monster Hunter game that appeals to this audience: >>581055029
>>581182136that one mentally ill famitsu tendie that posts the gypceros screenshot here willl suddenly decide that he loves wilds and defend it every thread as soon as December hits while he continues to not play it and I think that makes it all worth it
>>581183018This is like a J-35 Vs. Capcoms F-35.
>what's the point in having a 50 minute timer anymore?Next time there is a free challenge up go look at the day 1/hour 1 rankings board you'll see why.
>>581182885
prowler mode in 30
>>581183018capcomsisters????? are we cooked?????
>>581184213I would actively despise wilds prowler because it would improve nothing about the previous incarnation and be identical to every other "weapon"
>>581172456I'm excited to make fun of Ryozo when footage of assdance crashing on the showfloor demo comes out.Every weapon would appear to be gigaraped beyond repair outside maybe hbg but this isn't important to me as I'm not buying this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alf7rjskwaUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alf7rjskwaUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alf7rjskwaUPROWLER
>>581186078ghoul fupa
>>581186314seizing control of the uncs with the boost bracer!
>>581186314Seize control of the zoomies with your millenial cock!
>>581125702basedi hate that used up hole
>>581186314Seize control of the gamerdad's wallet with the "I win" button!
>>581182136World/Rise 2**That runs way worse and has shitter mechanics
>>581186314Wow this looks so cool!!! Preordering day 1!!!!
>>581187035I love her :)
OH GOD IM BOOSTING
>>581186314>a fucking clip showthey don't have shit for TGS
>>581187897Why would there ever be a new weapon? Do you have any idea how much time that would take away from the new movesets?
>>581188028>implying I wanted a new weaponeverything past 2nd gen needs to be deleted
>>581134180When I hear venatic xu wu I assume some lazy minor variant that doesn't change much of anything except maybe it has a new attack or two where it shapes the mucus into an axe or wanders throughout all 6 of the major maps instead of being confined to the ruins.
>Horde of Japanese MonHun streamers mirroring the upcoming Capcom spotlightWe're getting something
mice? i hardly knew her
>>581188583if they're "capcom creators," that shit's contractualand it's monitored if they criticize anything
Akomason, nuvujande djidu restevura,Resparo paru dusabi,Ishindjela daledyura medi comensa,Sevradyu fanise fradon.Akomason, nuvudjande djidu restevura,Resparo paru yunise, (yunise)Antsihide deurivule kema pertemwa,Edawa berdedon reima.Aafwii, neyya afmurrouAafwii, afuudalii fredholliSaaleyy, yuu nessremuu lleSaaleyy, yuu nessca juuRoumalle moundo tsanLiifruu, silli fiimouMuufu, sallii fiifii furruRouhna, kogeraa offledurruKoudoretto ruunii.. Jassedou ee satseUnedou, siyye'etteRiintau aanteghe, Tsuureyuu mountoLuppaa, tsunetshu taa foerangTetshuu gasatshu tsu naa tuusatshuLatteh'he, suzu uttuSuurii darauuna, raande meiyuuKiirre, jiira entsyaa dafe'nusenuAalabou dan'aatsuu mehuu.
Alomare, nuvijande jidu resteruna,Resparo paru duseni,Ishindara daledyura mevi comensa,Sevrayu fanise fradon.Alomare, nuvujande jidu resteruna,Resparo paru yuneli, (yuneli)Antsihide deurivale kema pertemwa,Edawa berdedon reima.Aafwii, neyyu afmurrouAafwii, afuudalii fredholliSaaleyy, yuu nessremuu lleSaaleyy, yuu nessca juuRoumalle moundo tsanLiifruu, silli fiimouMuufu, sallii fiifii furruRouhna, kogeraa offledurruKoudoretto ruunii.. Jassedou ee satseUnedou, siyye'etteRiintau aanteghe, Tsuureyuu moundoLuppaa, tsunetshu taa foerangTetshuu gasatshu tsu naa tuusatshuLatteh'he, suzu uttuSuurii darauuna, raande meiyuuKiirre, jiira entsyaa dafe'nusenuAalabou dan'aatsuu mehuu.
>>581189096Unlike Max who is entirely organic and genuine.
Akamorei, nuviyande jidu restelura,Resparo paru dusavi,Ishindela dalemyura nevi comensa,Sevranyu fanise fradon.Akamorei, nuvujande jidu restelura,Resparo paru yunesi, (yunesi)Antsihide deurivule kema pertemwa,Edawara berdedon reima.Aafwii, neyyu afmurrouAafwii, afuudalii fredholliSaaleyy, yuu nessremuu lleSaaleyy, yuu nessca juuRoumalle moudou tsanLiifruu, silli fiimouMuufu, sallii fiifii furruRouhna, kogeraa offledurruKoudoretto ruunii.. Jassedou ee satseUnedou, siyye'etteRiintau aanteghe, Tsuureyuu mountoLuppaa, tsunetshu taa foerangTetshuu gasatshu tsu naa tuusatshuLatteh'he, suzu uttuSuurii darauuna, raande meiyuuKiirre, jiira entsyaa dafe'nusenuAalabou dan'aatsuu mehuu.
jeet melty
oooga booga whyte wemen spotted
AKOMERU, NUVIJANDE DJIDU RESTELURA,RESPARO PARU DUSAME,ISHINDJELA DALEDYURA NEVI COMENSA,SEVRADYU FANISE FRADON.AKOMERU, NUVUDJANDE DJIDU RESTELURA,RESPARO PARU YUNERA, (YUNERA)ANTSIHIDE DEURIVULE KEMA PERTEMWA,EDAWA BERDEDON REIMA.AAFWII, NEYYU AFMURROUAAFWII, AFUUDALII FREDHOLLISAALEYY, YUU NESSREMUU LLESAALEYY, YUU NESSCA JUUROUMALLE MOUNDO TSANLIIFRUU, SILLI FIIMOUMUUFU, SALLII FIIFII FURRUROUHNA, KOGERAA OFFLEDURRUKOUDORETTO RUUNII.. JASSEDOU EE SATSEUNEDOU, SIYYE'ETTERIINTAU AANTEGHE, TSUUREYUU MOUNTOLUPPAA, TSUNETSHU TAA FOERANGTETSHUU GASATSHU TSU NAA TUUSATSHULATTEH'HE, SUZU UTTUSUURII DARAUUNA, RAANDE MEIYUUKIIRRE, JIIRA ENTSYAA DAFE'NUSENUAALABOU DAN'AATSUU MEHUU.
In a sense i am kinda glad that Wilds DLC gonna release soon because the sooner we are done with mainline dogshit the better. It is what it is, if it must happen then let that be quick
>>581189567you're a retard faggotRiseshit lostIchinoshit lost
>>581189567Oh yeah can't wait for bing bing wahoo baby monstie hunter
>>581189640>>581189738NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
styles were cooleach style made you lose something but gain something elselike you cant charge normally with brave GS but if you fill the bar then you get the fast as fuck charge which was just elegantwhy cant they design weapon playstyles like that anymore rather than just adding whatever bullshit on top of the weapon
They hate him because he gave them silky smooth game that can run on any rig with no dripfeeding faggotry in the middle of a global pandemic
>>581189567>soonnigga that dogshit isn't coming out within TWO YEARS of the base game. By this point in time we'd already be on TU3 of Sunbreak or Iceborne
>>581189771so exactly the same as boost bracer but you remove two attacks from very weapon when they aren't in boost mode
>>581189567>quickthis shit was simultaneously half baked and now delayed
In 4 you could reach Lv 100 GQs without G-rank as it was not in the game. That being the case, can anyone tell me if the Lv 100 GQ relics from 4 were any good?
>>581189756Because mice weigh so little and their terminal velocity is so low this particular mouse most likely survived that jump btw
no drip feeding he says
>>581187897New trailerThey show 10 seconds of Lao and the new long dragonTeaser showing Teostra because we haven't fought his cheeto dusted ass enough yet
>portable 6someone tell him
>>581189925theres a longer vid, they zoom in and its dead af
>>581189938Rice has more content packed into a single title update than World and Wilds combined over an entire year. Rice deviants have unique moveset too and not just delayed explosions after every attacks
>>581189828They hate him because he makes gimmicky watered down asset flips for redditors, actually
>>581189828This subhuman bald faggot can't even save his hair, let alone save a popular and successful video game series that didn't even need to be saved and has been singlehandedly carried hard by Chad Ryozo
>>581190029fucking lmao that Fender collab
>>581173431GL has me worried desu.I don't like the stake, it was dogshit at worst and a party trick at best. Hiraoka really wants to shoehorn it in this DLC. Feels like they are messing up the MV for a dumb gimmick again.>>581188583>capcom shills got paid to shillwater is wet
>>581190118Ryozo is the one who decided to turn Monhun into an interactive walking simulator Dad of war clone you retarded fuck
>>581190027he must have fallen wrong and bumped his head on the tin roof, hence the little flip on impact
>>581190029Those Rise collabs were ultra fucking pathetic and don't deserve to be compared to real collabs
>>581190342Who gives a shit about collabs, you get 6+ mons per title update. World doesn't even get 6 mons over an entire year
>>581190306I'm curious about the spinning part. maybe it was meant to land on its feet but somehow lost balance midway
>>581190301BING BING WAHOO you inbred mouthbreathing faggot
>>581173283have you tried p3rd? not as clunky as fu but still has everything else they removed in nu-mh
>>581190931he did, in fact, do that though.
>>581148320Source?
>>581191432He created World, the best modern MH game. COPE and SEETHE.
>>581192291he probably had more to do with them raping world with the clutch claw and defender gear in shartborne than he did with the actual release game being good,
this guy the brightest bulb in the shed
>>581171119Did you get your account back from Mr Beast?
>>581192819no, he owns my soulbuy Mr Beastcoin
>>581192461>he probably had more [fanfiction] [headcanon]Nope. Ryozo saved Monster Hunter.
>>581189756THERE GOES MY HERO
I'm just gonna say is shicking how the bait is this stale, get new material.You carve so many monsters yet can't craft some new fuckin bait or shitposts?/mhg/ would it kill you to be funny? JUST THIS ONCE!?
>>581189756>He played milds
>>581189756This is Ricies experience after spending three seconds playing their shitmon toddler kusoge on the shitch
>>581193865Man, they really hated Wilds on shitch 2 that much huh?
>>581189756
>>581193156what do you mean with saved? monster hunter was one of the best selling series in japan before world
Is this just one person replying to himself?
>>581194408No, I showed up and replied, so he's only mostly replying to himself.
I think it's just to keep the thread going until Nata's story trailer
>>581189567truei just hope the next mainline is grounded and less casualizedor just release classic MH on PC
>>581194492what time does the tgs shit start anywaay
>grounded>MH
I miss my wife
i don't remember GS doing parries or hammer doing flips in the first gameso yeah, grounded, and fuck you
>>581194592Premieres in 4 hours
I played through Freedom Unite using Greatsword and it gave me trauma but I kind of want to play it again
>Fuck youoh baby you can fuck me anytime~
>so yeah>grounded>fuck you
lets take this ERP to discord, shall we?
>>581194408yea and it's both ways shitting on the games and defending them
>MH>grounded
what are the rooms like nowadays? I haven't played with /mhg/ since w*rld, but all I remember is rampant faggotry, discord groomers and unironic erp. It's better now, right?
>>581195328it's still that and you know it is.
>>581195328Yes because everything is very dead.
>>581195304just wait for the black monsters turning things into Unknowns as endgame
>>581195328>enter lumu>someone posted a quest>join the quest>repeat>break time sticker>good work sticker>leave lumu
>>581189828Capcom also tried to sabotage it from the board down by telling them to remake a bunch of stuff halfway through and it was still the best monstie huntsie game in approaching a decade now
>>581193074How did you even get got in the first place? Illicitly sourced goon mods?It's so common yet there's no unifying theory where it comes from. My normie friend was convinced it was illegal football streaming sites that did him.
>>581195890to add to this it also has objectively the best end game in the series, best movesets, best skills and skill variety, best designs and best roster only possibly beaten by GU's roster, but then GU has a LOT of shitmons.Rise won and it keeps winning
>>581196234I disagree with the movesets (I don't like large movesets) and skills even if there's variety because the gen 5 skill system will always suck even with negativesthe shitmon ratio in rise is alleviated by the anomalies anyway so it's not as fair to compare
Explain the low number of players
>wadda butta numbies??4p game btw
>I don't like large movesets>too many skills hurt brainyou can still play FU, bro
applying worldbab logic to the current player numbers wilds is good now
>>581196234I wanted to play rise but I wasn't able to get into it, I should try again, I kind of agree with the other person the controls just feel weird to me somehow
>>581196720It's not about complexity, it's about player power.Even if I don't like character action games because they're boring spectacles, that has nothing to do with MH being better when the monster is in control of the hunt's pace, and not the hunter
wabba labba dub dub i turned myself into an offset webm morty!
>>581197170I'd rather have a FUN™ game with plenty of weapon and skill variety to play around with over chasing ratholos around a map for 30mins and watching him sleep on an unreachable island while I stand there impotently pressing my one button moveset and getting bitten by mosquitoesyou do you bro
>>581195409>base wilds has recolors but white>ascendance has recolors but blackAMAZING GOTY 10 OUT OF 10 TAKE MY MONEY TOKUDA
>>581197693What you described as bad is Fun™maybe you need to play more games instead of getting the stuff that isn't monster hunter from monster hunter
>>581197874I have played lots of games including every monster hunter game. I take them as they are. Rise's "bing bing wahoo" may not be like classic MH but it's still fun to play. I can go back and play FU if I want, it's still there. I'm glad they're still experimenting with the game though, despite all the doomposting. Even Wilds is enjoyable after you get past the forced story bullshit. Idon't understand the mentality of wanting everything to be the same all the time. Don't you get bored? Don't you want to try new things?
I got your urn today, I’ve never accepted you are gone until today, I have held my sorrows and thoughts as I believed you were still around, never accepted your passing but today I have to, Monster Hunter. You were my best friend and joy and now sadly it’s just over between us two.. I’ll miss you so so fucking much.
>>581194768Kaiju..
What is the dad gamer weapon?
>>581197170>>581197693>>581197874>>581198151I like old gen but I agree about Rathalos too This is why 3rd gen is the best it perfectly balances the two extremes
>>581198405Hammer
>>5811984763U > GU > Rise > doesn't matter
>>581198701Tri mogs 3U
>>581198973sure, if you hate half the weapons
>>581198405Gapedsword>>581198973There's really no reason to play Tri unless you really really want to do its specific progression since Barioth, Barroth, and a couple others are far weaker later
>I'd rather have a FUN™ game with plenty of weapon and skill variety to play around with over chasing ratholos around a map for 30mins and watching him sleep on an unreachable island while I stand there impotently pressing my one button moveset and getting bitten by mosquitoes>you do you bro
>>581199271the funny thing is the gamer dad probably actually experienced classic MH in its prime whereas you're most likely a zoomer neckbeard getting high on other people's nostalgiakeep huffing them fumes little bro
>>581199486There's nothing in that post to imply the author is a father
>>581174972>what ever was the pointIn certain quests in the original Monster Hunter you can legitimately be at risk of not being able to kill the monster within the allotted 50 minutes. This mostly applies to monsters that frequently disengage from combat for long periods, like Plesioth and Rathalos (the latter in particular can be very difficult to track without using psychoserums). In general though most monsters will die very quickly if you have appropriate strength weaponry.
>>581198241Seize control of the healing process with the Ghoost Graver!
>>581199545do you know what imply means?
>busy adults
>>581199821bowguns are so sick i wish women were real
>>581199231>day/night cycle>loc lac>better (less saturated) colors>medium bowguns>mandatory torches>better progressionA lot of menial shit most people don't care about but I like them
he's risinghttps://www.youtube.com/live/jtC41_Sspr8
>>581201062Is this just pulling on the slot machine at this point
buy
>speedtrannys
I can't wait to fight Nergigante with the new LS moves. It will be kino asf.
>>581202243>use new LS dash around >break multiple spikes at once>nergi trips so hard it ends up in sunbreak
>>581202401Hopefully MHWilds Nerg will be much more aggressive compared to World to offset this.
>>581202571likely but more important is that it doesn't floor on every spike break even worse when taking wounding into account. I hope they remake the theme since the original is ass
>>581202571It would be slower and weaker if it were to appear in wilds
I will be buying Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance
>>581201249most good attempts are him messing up so nah lmao
>me and my HBG
>>581205929Damn, now I remember Truth anonDestiny got what it deserved. Hopefully the same happens to MH
>>581205419Such a good goy! See, everyone? You should be more like this guy! He's happily announcing that he's going to eat rancid liquid shit! Man, what a good goy! I'm so proud of you!
i'm also going to buy it kek, i dont give a FUCK
I too am buying it
>>581176510hot,,,
i'm also buying it to make brown people mad
i'm just buying it because i liked wilds
Switch 2 bros.We re buying or WHAT?!!!
>american hours
>1:30 pm Irish time >American hours
since it's all a larp and we're all buying it anyways, what's the first weapon you're trying out?i'm dropping the lance for the gunlance since they just gave it everything
>mfw no earplugs
>>581208875I need to finish Sunbreak first. Then I'll probably drop IG for Bow in Wilds. Then once the next MH drops I will maybe buy WilDLC
>>581196301My cat can't breathe... Palico Lives Matter!
>>581208875I have nearly 3 thousand combined hours across just nu-mh and don't own Wilds
>>581209782haha me too friend, i'm totally not playing it right now either
>>581210226I just don't think everyone is as contractually obligated as you to purchase every new installment sister
you guys know gaslighting won't work right?
>>581211134>sisteri'm a man with a veiny cock and hairy balls, faggot. i'm not contractually obligated but i like monster hunter so i'll buy it. i'll buy the next one too.
>>581208875HBG before a quick refund
>returning elder
>>581211569you cant refund a DLC
why do people that live in this general say they won't buy monster hunter? it makes no sense. all everybody talks about is wilds/rise/world. if you don't like these, what are you still doing here?
im ghoulaccept it
>>581211878>why do people that live in this general say they won't buy monster hunter?i like monster huntermodern capcom sell garbage with the monster hunter logo on it but it isn't monster hunterit's not complicated and you're being either disingenuous or retarded
>>581211878NOOOIT'S NORMAL TO SPEND 18 HOURS A DAY SPAMMING THE WORDS GHOUL, BANSHEE, WRATH OKAYIM NOT MENTALLY ILL OKAY
jorking it to pomni rn
We're going to get more Nergigante forms in MHWA, and you will like it.
>>581211687my mom works for valve
>>581212021>modern capcom sell garbage with the monster hunter logo on it but it isn't monster hunterworld came out 8 years ago though, you're telling me you've been here for 8 years just seething?you're mentally ill
How many pommers do you have
>>581211878Because I pirate their games or get free keys? Lol thanks for funding the IPs for me
>grrrr i hate capcom and their modern games grrr>hehe, just kidding, i'm a little ghoul who pirates them to play the games i supposedly hate hehe
>multiplayer game>piratingsure you can but why
because...playing with others...is a weakness...and i...am STRONG*insert sasuke crayon image here*
creamapi or koalageddon works in multiplayer too
i cant read creamapi without first seeing creampie and i hate it.
>>581212930Didn't say I hate their games. Quote me if you are so certain bugman.>>581213013I got an SB and Milds key for free through nefarious means. I pirated DD2, MHW and a few RE demakes and some older titles from them. When did I say I only pirate MH? Quote me saying that if you are so certain bugman.
I'm buying it simply because I can
>>581209782bro fr ong put 1000 hours in world lmao
>>581213240>koalageddonI thought that shit stopped working?
i'm a nefarious little ghoul...so freaking nefarious and evil hehe...i acquired SB and Milds through nefarious means to play them...i'm the nefarious ghoulmeister
Final predictions for the Spotlight thingy>Hunting new bird wyvern>Khezu reveal>Guardian Brute Tigrex reveal>Teostra tease
Thats right sissy and you will keep buying and funding my hobbies for me teeheehehehehe
It's funny once you realize that all oldfag gripes with nu-MH boils down to monsters now having fluid movement instead of being easily manipulated like in the old games where all monsters moved like they're on a rotating disc.
>>581213676You forgot the Tonfa reveal.
I'M A NEFARIOUS LITTLE GHOUL...SO FREAKING NEFARIOUS AND EVIL HEHE...I ACQUIRED SB AND MILDS THROUGH NEFARIOUS MEANS TO PLAY THEM...I'M DOCTOR NEFARIOUS
Nobody post World monsters being killed in 40 seconds with rocksteady mantle cluster HBG.
Are Y'ALL FOLXS FUCKING READY?
Should I main DB or LBG?
the 5090 is now 10 thousand dollars, good luck running milds LMAO
5090 and 9800x3d still drop below 60fps due to 1% lows and the game not utilizing more than 1 cpu core
>>581213857The only fluid thing around here is the shit I'm about to take down your gamerdad throat.
>>581213969because the combat feels good and it's still methodological and satisfying, so nobody hates it to that degreewilds is a retarded game that plays itself made for little kids and lethargic 20APM manly moustache reddit dads that people who own it would rather afk on their uber bird for a couple minutes to cut out a clip on their shadowplay with ffmpeg between their 2 minute hunts so they can farm dopamine on /mhg/ which is more satisfying than using that time to hunt another monster where all you do is spam the attack button and IF LUCKY the monster manages to get one attack off, which you will just offset for more EPIC DAMAGE
>you're a sissy>sister>gay threatsare all "oldfags" just homosexuals? they always turn it into some gay rigmarole when you say anything good about world or wilds
>>581214434>are fags homosexual?gee idk are they?
>>581214240No he's right. I've seen the old games that oldtards romanticize about and it looks like you're watching some stop motion dogshit.That's why oldtards can't adapt to the new monsters because they're too realistic and hard. Not all of them but majority gave up on it because their autistic game series that gives they gratification is no longer for them which is a good thing btw. S
ahh...i'm a little disingenuous ghoul...i post videos of quematrice getting gaped and raped hehe...my little ghoulish disingenuous narrative...
>>581213857In my opinion I just don't like the abundance of resources the player has access to and the lack of walls in progression I think but that's just how I personally feel haha let me know what you think
>>581214541Explain Hunter King Doj being the only one in /mhg/ who trusolod Omega Savage then
>>581213857kek
wildshitters be saying anything but we all know they don't actually play old games to know shit
i've liked every monster hunter except 4U. fuck 4U
>>581214541>headanon headcanon headcanonOpen up, gamerdad. Don't worry, I'll be as quick as a milds hunt so your children don't remain unsupervised for too long.
>>581214773you are a big ghoul
>VALSTRAXVALSTRAX>VALSTRAXVALSTRAX
talking all that good shit but every single oldgen unc scurried away like RATS and remained SILENT when asked to stream a single MH4U G Shagaru Magala.bunch of pussies
>>581211878Because I love Monster Hunter.And then capcom decided to rape the shit out of it to make animals like you buy it.Now i shitpost here out of spite and hatred.No, i won't stop. Not until MH dies, or this general dies, or old MH gets ported to PC.
>>581214689That's why I said Not all of them.
AIIIEEEEEEEE
>>581211878I play the TRUE NEW MAINLINE; MONSTER HUNTER NOW
>le streamexcept wildshitters also scurried away like rats when asked for video proofeven a mice actually stream the game btw
that mice has been resetting the same quest for 2 years, he's a prisoner of his mental illness and i laugh at him
Really?We gotta fucking wait?
PLEASE STREAM A GAME RELEASED A DECADE AGO IN A SHITTY HANDHELD CONSOLE RELEASED FIFTEEN YEARS AGO WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>581215307NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581214994least mindbroken cattle
>le boogeyman speedtrannyKEK rent fucking free and a newest of fag to bootlook it up in old thread to see the stream of a mice, fag
no kbm support no play sorry unc
>>581215426juzi isnt actually an /mhg/ poster he just comes here to advertise his stream
Can't wait for Malzeno, XuWu Sub, Valstrax and Nergigante to be revealed. ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zic_IZwFqZA
this reaction shows that all you need to do to shut an oldhead up is to ask them to show their positioning skills live on stream
Mices..
>still on xer boogeyman speed trannyexpected no more from wildsjeetsyou lost
>>581215662kek
>>581215623>duramboros>gigginox>vespoid queen>qurupeco>seltas queen>kecha wacha
kek this guy knows what's up
>>581215816Seltas are never escaping the pixel prisonThey will never be new gen
uh no? i think i winnied BIGLY
gotta take a wilds brb guys hope i dont miss the stream
>>581215876>konchu queen
When you think about it, Capcom and Sega are like the only japanese companies that aren't stuck in their own assThey're putting their games on as many platform as they can and put them regularly on saleThey're tapped in
Maybe or just desperate because they promised investors impossible numbers
yeah, they're so tapped in that they'll sue you if you say too many mean things about milds
>>581216012Going multiplat is nice and all but Sega has turned all their flagship franchises into pure slop so it doesn't really matter. Crapcom is not quite as bad yet but they're getting there.
what will tokuda and ryozo do when wilds sells less than half of what world did?
Have you been sued? The lies that these Oldgen retards come up with.
>>581216012Nu-sega (excluding atlus) hasn't made a single good game so who gives a shit
>>581216327seppuku
Soon...
>>581216327Realistically?Investors pull funding and you see layoffs, less marketing and more outsourcing to jeets. After 5 years of that shitshow they cancel the poo stained contracts and go back to hiring in house talent.
No, i won't setup 4U again to beat up shaggy to prove that you're just a filtered shitter. You can cry about it, faggot.
Won’t? Can’t
They remade Zero
setup 4U? so you oldfags don't even play oldgen anymore LMAO YOU'RE JUST HERE TO SEETHE LOOL
oh no no no
*offsets ur post*
>4U is considered old genLmao
blue boy he cute
>>581216327it won't matter because portable 6th will save their asses again
When are we getting more rockman collab
>NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROVE TO ME THAT I'M A SHITTER NOOOO!! S-SEETHE L-LOOOL
ok guys im back from my wilds. my ass hurts!!! i popped an anal pimple lolz! kinda like a wound xD anyway continuing to watch on my pc
stop wasting minutes on mega man no one cares about capcom's sonic series.
>portable 6
When are we getting more Diana collab
even micers didn't have an issue posting proofs. 4Ularpers dont even have their favorite game installed KEK
>anal pimple>admits he's a fatass with underlying health issuesThese are the so called superior oldvets btw
Ok is there anyone in this thread who IS NOT a ghoul...
>Milds got no MM, LP, DMC, Okami, AA or RE collab.
>>581217397chill out bitch i ate 100 grams of non poultry meat last wednesday on work's meatball day and im just intolerant to red meats :/
i'll pop your anal pimple with my fat cock hehe...i'm a nefarious little ghoul...ghouling it out in monster hunter wilds (pirated)
im ghoul
>>581217408me (i've never played a monsuta hanta geimu)
>>581217532>>581217619
>nefariousnew meme? kek
>>581217408I dont play with mhg and never will. So not a ghoul.
which game has the best endgame mechanics? the only MH i played til the end before Wilds was 4U with the shit grinding stones to fight ebola monsters
im eatmice
i'm not even part of the argument but i dont want to boot up 4u because you guys will just make fun of me
sexo
that micie doesn't even browse this place but w/e i don't expect a nildsmigger to have the brain capacity for logic anyway
I DONT CARE ABOUT RESIDENT EVIL SHUT UUUUUUUUUPPPP
Lvl 140 Nefarious Shagaru Magala (Rapist)
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE ASSDANCE LAST
Someone post the ugly redhead elfs face ontop of Nefarious. Also here's some gen 4 positioning for you ghouls
I forgot the Capcom showcase was today
>>581217791kek how did you know it was meme?
>v*loryou had one job
is it weird that i cant seem to give a single shit about the capcom showcase and im having more fun shitposting with the new nefarious meme?
Fallen Dragon collab with Wilds pleeeeease
lm ghouIlm bansheelm wrathlm okay
But I dodged his bite with the fade slash
I don’t even know why I’m watching this. They’re probably just gonna show boost bracer shit again and say they added Namielle
>>581218129KEK! How did you know it was through nefarious means?
Give me milds
>street shitter 6
>>581218340
>Street ShitterNOONECARES
>dragons dogma 2 dark arisen has ghoulsholy based
N
the leaker in japan just postedhe pissed a whole bucket
E
when is the tourney thing? it was quite entertaining in Paris tbqh falmalmams.
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>esports
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OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS OUTLANDERS
Americans favorite entry, the mobile gacha is on
somebody stroke my small gigginox...
Death to India
>>581217809It's sunbreak I'm afraid
Fucking gacha bamboozled me
>world slopI SLEEEEEEP
Monster hunter in the west was a mistake, look what it got us, fucking pay 2 win Monster hunter
Outlanders players should eat shit
ghoulanders WON
GHOULANDERS
ASSENDANCE
>OUTLANDERS GETS ITS OWN RENDITION OF PROOF OF A HERO>WILDSHIT DOESNT AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
Holy soulless
Ill give it a try if it releases on steam
I'm ghoulscending
RYOZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>outlanders flagship monster looks infinitely cooler than arkveil.Kek
It's the same fucking trailer they already showed lmao
HAPPENING
>>581219197Literally a reskinned nerg
green smog.....sovl......
Are they using fake frames
This new alma design is shit SHIT!!!!
>>581219269and nerg is a reskinned gore magala
The game genuinely looks like it's from PS2. It's the worst looking AAA game graphically wise
nata is ghouI
arsch belt is just reskinned tigrex with 2 arm whips attached to him
Yama Tsukami
>>581219404no, nata is alien
NIggerostra
aieee teostra
I literally threw my phone when I heard that roar
NOOOOO FUCK OFF TEO
LMAO!
AHJHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAaHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAALL THAT TEASING FOR THAT
Teo remix
LOOOOOL
>>581219269Magnamalo is cooler than zinogre too
TEO KEKW
>teostra
Hexing Teostra
>assshitdance trailer music is AI generated generic orchestraslop>ghoulanders trailer music is beautifully handcrafted REAL monster hunter musickekaroo
mmmm the smell of toasted supernova'd ghouls...
kawaii
You know what monster hunter needs?Romance.
FUCK OFF TEOSTRA GOD DAMN WASTED SLOT FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKCKCKCK
>TeoWho the fuck asked for this gay monster back?Kulasha and teo? Might as well bring back the shitty Kirin while we are at it
>>58121960150000000 hunts for secret sex scene
>kulasha>arkveil>nefarious
So is Chameleos getting in as the final Elder trio or are they still shilling Worlds and its Vaal?
>toasterThey didn't forget he was in World and Rise, right? There's no way his absence was really felt by anyone much in 1 HR release.
>>581219601Outlanders will have that unironically you will be able to date your favorite huntresses
OMG TEOSTRA HYPPPPE WE HAVENT SEEN HIM IN AWHILEI CANT WAIT FOR THE VIDEO ESSAYS AND S O Y FACES
>>581219642Bro reallly thought Kushala was gonna be by himself
>CHADTAI won't like I don't really see a purpose of these other characters becoming grown ups and "bad asses" id they arent playable.It just does nothing for me.
>literally just wasting time with telling us what we know from the Ascendance webpageMild as ever
>>581219642What if, hear me outit's Oroshi Kirin
which monster is Lao running from this time?
Olivia looks even more like a bald dyke
Base game>PS3 graphics>Retarded interface>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Weather system serves no purpose other than to make the game worse>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>The "endgame" consists of hunting the same apexes because, for whatever reason, Capcom refuses to make every monster 9star tempered>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>The "reward" for killing 9stars is gacha talismans that give you skills (even though we already have too many skills)>No HR final boss>Artian system makes 99% of weapons in the game useless (lmao)>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating>Underwater combat>Less monsters than MH2 and 4 in base game>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?G rank>Created by the director of Exoprimal (game no one ever played)>Gimmick that makes your weapon useless unless you use it>Nothing about the game is fixed>Overuse of Elder DragonsIt's over
>>581219845They're just catering to the american audience (they can't read)
>Hiraokathis DLC is DOOMED
>>581219752it will be Guardian Blackveil Vaal Hazak in Wyveria with CUM spores u rike?
teostra chads won bigly
>3 games in row with kushala and teostrai cant
Chameleos better not get cucked again if they insist on recycling Kushala and Teostra
>the epic mystery montser was a monster that was 300% confirmed already and been in nearly every game since introduction
So what was all that teasing of a monster that also "appeared in sunbreak"We all know teo was going to be back because this current team can't develop new stuff for shitThey know that we know that they knowWhat the fuck was the point of that tease?
Teo's better than Magnamalo that's for sure.
>>581219768Why do chinkoidshit look so much like AIslop, obviously it's not but it's the same with chinkoid anime girls looking like AIslop.
Dalamadur coming soon.
Rise shit all over again
I wish we could fight those cool birds instead
Kirin might unironically be back
>>581219932>exoprimal directorlol
>>581220105By November I'm sure
>>581219642>Might as well bring back the shitty Kirin while we are at it.who's gonna tell him?
MEZASE BOOSTO UPTIME 100%
That's it...
>>581220110The fakeout final boss is already a thunder elder dragon, they're not going to add another one.
>more streamliningjust what we needed yassss
The ghouls are ascending
I would prefer they "adjust" their difficulty and PS2 textures
Steam demo?????
faster weapon swap is huge for lightbowguns
I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTIIIIIIIIIIIIINGI'M ASCEEEEENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>Teostra>Kushala>Lao ShanSo when are they showing the monsters that will make me want to play the expansion?
>Another floaty Flying Wyvern skeleton>TeostraIt's like I'm still playing Worlds
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>the way the voiceover pronounces Teostrathis voice is fucking AI generated isnt it
Its so blurry
...Don't tell me Gundoraja is the flagship.
>no new trailer
Lmao it looks exactly the same on Switch as on PC.Just shows that the game was made for PS3 hardware
>>581220382anon....... you're supposed to want to play the expansion because we showed you the BOOST bracer moves......
>New Teostra themeIt's as sucky as the World one
Aren't they supposed to show us a real life hunt session?
Hitzone... wow...
>>581220461He's always been called テオ・テスカトル
NahNo thanksI'm not really all that excited
>>581220016No it's not
there you go. your portable 6
AIIIIEEEE, THEY MENTIONED THE T WORD
>>581220472Okay, we won't.
this is just straight up a humiliation ritual
assanddance will redeem Teostra, trust...
>>581220628It absolutely mutilated Lagiacrus as well. It's AI
>>581220691CAPCOM BANNED FROM THE CHINESE MARKET FOR 100 YEARS
it all feels a bit ghoulish
>that switch 2 resolution LMAO
>>581220776That's how they pronounce Lagiacrus in the actual game too dude
do not lose hope, /mhg/
>>581220691Did they really say Tiananmen?
I thought they were supposed to show a returning rise mon?
>>581220818he is ghouIl am really sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VBtZ7kVn94Still the best version of his theme
>>581220472He's not, he is the elder dragon of the frozen part retarded, Chameleos is probably the elder dragon of the forest and the flagship will probably be the elder dragon of that white part that I don't remember the name.
>>581220926They did, it's Teostra
>84% off.I guess I pick up rise/sunbreak then
>>581220926well yeah, Teo was in RIse dummy
>>581220691>>581220787>>581220829>totally rape and annihilate all depth and friction of the game to try to appeal to as many players as possible>spend 5 billion USD on ESG and inclusivity so not one demographic will be offended>casually drop the T word and alienate their biggest actual demographic It's just amazing really
>no lunagaron
They unironically hyped up a monster that's been in the past 4 games. What's next? Hyping up fucking Rathalos?
>>581219729Namielle probably
>>581220926No, they were being totally not vague"A monster that appear through the series up to Sunbreak"It was about as expected, Idk why everyone was thinking other monsters since Wilds' dev team is utterly incompetent
Dalamadur coming soon
>>581220992do everything in you power to blitz through base game rice. There is absolutely nothing of value there.
>>581220986>>581221013
>>581221121Would not put past ryozo
Nefarious Rathalos
you dont even get mr teostra armor
I bet 50 bucks he is the first DLC monster
Guardian Nefarious Doctor Magala
kek
What did we learn today?>Teostra>you can change weapon off the seikret>hitzonesI should have stayed in bed
>no release dateThis expansion is not releasing at the beginning of the year, probably summer
Stop hating on teostra :(
>Was cooler than anything in assdance
>>581221378Didn't Capcom said early 2027 or something
>>581221402AI generated monster
>no flagship reveal>teostra is returning elder (he was already confirmed cause of Kushala)>no demos at home>no other monster reveals>no release datewhat the fuck was this event for? They literally could just have not been at TGS. I like Wilds but everything shown for the expansion so far is super underwhelming.
>>581221303loadouts are good too
Nefarious Ghoulish Guardian Rathian
>>581221453>Ai is already better at making monsters then the assdance team.Quite sad.
>>581221430iirc it was always just 2027
>>581221454dd2 won
Adding Lunastra instead of Teostra could have been such a power move.
The game is probably gonna be released at the end of August 2027 to justify why they are dropping no infos and we will get the demo probably at Game Awards 2026.
>>581221402I would unironically play it if1. Not on mobile2. The characters are playable and have different moves even if using the same weapon typeTheir flagship did look kinda cool
>>581221454>super underwhelmingit's fitting because its for mirlds
new trailer.... TGS last day...... I'm..... sure....
>>581221454TGS is still a live event, you're suppose be from grourious nippon and go there in person
He's in
>>581221454capcom never put tgs demo out for any game
I have boughted Wilds.
>>581221402is that a gold velkhana? i havent watched the showcase
>>581221539considering Wilds was about the dragon war and Ascendance is probably gonna follow up on it, they should have just given us special "mystical" variants of the elder trio. Have Rusted Kushala and actually change him, Lunastra, and idk make a new Chameleos variant or something and just forego the base monsters entirely.
>>581221637at least five frontier monsters minimum before i clap
>>581221520Apex Gold Friendzied Nefarious Ghoulish Guardian Rathian.
>>581221402>ask claude to generate you a monster>it pulls from 300 shitty frontier mons>you get this
>>581221454Isn't Gundoraja the flagship?
>>581221402I'm not joking when I say only raped cattle soul people would find this design appealing.
Nefarious Congalala
>>581221560Pretty sure it has a PC versionThe character are playable and have different moves using the same weapon types
What a nothing burger of a showcase lol
Did you expect something unique or new?
This is so fucking dogshit
Maybe its too early to tell but to me Ascendance looks like it will be extremely small. Iceborne wasn't that big of an expansion too to be fair especially not considering updates, but Sunbreak and the classic games' G rank editions brought a fuckton of new monsters and other stuff. Ascendance is not even that many months away and all we know is, Kushala and Toestra are back (easiest aditions ever), we have 1-2 new guardian monsters, we have a new elder dragon, and lao. Are we even get a new subspecies for every Wilds original this time?
>>581221676Outlanders flagship
long time monhun fans here, excited to hunt teostra for the first time
>>581221402frontiermons have more restrained designs than that
All the floating rocks scream for a use of magnet mons. bros we still have a chance
>>581222002>>581222002>>581222002
>>581221889It doesn’t it’s mobile only right now
>>581221803Cope and seeth
>>581221803>MH fanboy since gen 1>then we get Iceborne with ghoul claw>then we get Rise with bingbugs and moveset slop>then we get Milds with offsets and focus mode>now we're getting Ass Devil Scent May Dance and Cry boost bracerI AM raped I'm so raped I am more hope for a Chinese Unreal Engine mobile gacha slop than the entire future mainline/portable entries
>>581221946I expected a release date, I knew it was gonna be Teostra
>>581221378>>581221454They're probably saving the real release date for TGA
