Previous: >>581111579>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: Hark Back Run Forward>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Phalaenopsis (3*), SSR MatikanetannhauserNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrows
Festa in 1
Jighttps://jiggie.fun/rYKsIrhttps://jiggie.fun/rYKsIr
Fest in 2/3
Festa in love
907943176/9
Tachyon LOVE
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>>581139706this seems like too many for a jong room...
If I was still a late main like I was when I started this game, I would pull for Festa. She seems like a really fun character, but unfortunately pace is the F2Pgawd style.
>>581139772Street jong
>>581139772It's poker
bellies of Mejiro
>>581139963I prefer craps more
>>581139847she has A in pace, you only need to wish for a lobby with fronts
ryan LOVE
we rollan or we skippan
>>581130852see >>581133573 and >>581133825>>581136986Unironically funny comparison, not to mention very on point.
Banana :)
>>581139706angling whiffed again awardthanks for coming
>>581140130My schedule is tight as a virgin so nope
>DNI[-]
>>581140179789 lol
>>581140130due to my jonger sexual orientation I'm forced to roll a couple of cheeky tenners
>>581140130all in baby
Watching Akagi while waiting for the moment of truth
Digitan LOVE
>>581139302Do you think Nakayama is the type to just let you rawdog her and let fate take the wheel, or have you pick a condom but one of them she's sabotaged.
>>581140130I will simply get spooked by her
somewhere out there is a derby with your name on it
7 and I roll for Creampie Party
I love my genius wife!
>>581140473I'm sure there aren't that many
Nakama...
>>581140689Pandormom…
Last Thread
Fuji Kiseki
>>581140850Paizuri.
>>581140838>cb ok
>>581140838>sex, uma favorite thingI KNEW IT
>>581140850kissy fujeki
>>581140838>marry need love better sexBAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY
>>581140838Ticket maybe nobody
>>581140838>Grand Paizuri
>>581140838>stupid umama rememberthat's kinda rude
>>581140838>falco always made fine friends fact vibeLongest almost legible sentence I've seen
>>581140981No no, embrace them
>>581140981
it's NAKAYAMA btwhonestly I can't blame them given she didn't have enough interactions cause she only appears in Golshi and Flash's events so naturally due to that lack almost every globab defaulted to Festa since that's the horse's name
>>581140981once we fall in love and get married our needy sex will get better
>>581141190nakayama is a racecourse blud
>>581141190Agnes.
>>581140838Don't look at the words inbetween dober and remember on the lowest part of the chart, right above wonder
>yeah winning the lottery's cool and all...but I bumped into this old man and made him sad and now I'm stressed
>>581141190Eishin is cute
>>581141321what a douchebag that old man was
https://voca.ro/16UHL00xRgfO
>>581141190Still calling her Nakadashi
>>581141401One of the cutest, even
>>581140838NO DON'T GIVE THEM THIS POWER
>>581141190Can I fuck her roommate?
Loves Only You with her foal Loves Only You 2026, Maurice is the sire
>>581140150
>>581141190Festa is quicker
>>581141321old people can be annoying too
>>581140838>air must groove
>>581141190Just for this I'll distort all the names I can, Prosperity Light
anyone saved the audio of anon raping his throat with the horse dildo? haha...
>>581141589>There is people that don't like looking at that cute buggerLOOK AT HER, AND HOW CUTE SHE IS!
I love Rice
>>581141190Normally I'm on board, but i've always called her Festa because calling her the same name as the racecourse just feels weirdI know it's also a surname in nihongo etc etc but I kinda just don't care tbdesu, Festa is unambigous and quicker to say, sorry bro
hey
Festa Fiesta
>>581141271Kek'd
IN JAPANESE not that any of you subhumans is fluent in that language or any other she is called Festival, or Val for short. But they can't say V or L so it ends up being Bar. Thus, call her Bar, or Bar-chan, or you are objectively wrong
>>581141929uh oh /djt/ melty
>rentfree richard
Did anyone know that Wonder Acute is getting added next week?Because I didn't...
>>581141929you will never be japanese
>>581142050I literally was born in Nakayama to two Japanese parents named Naka and Yama.
>>581141929
I love Super.
>>581142040I did.
>livid lucian
>>581141862cute delinquent/boy/whatever
>>581141190I know one of the race track names, you don't have to tell me twice
Dober cute
>>581142272The PS3 is retro
I exclusively roll for fat umas
>>581142272SANAE EAT DICKS FOR BREAKFAST
Threadly Mambo post
>>581142272I feel disgusted that you edited my mare wife look like she's cosplaying a shotacon retrofag
>>581142419sauce
>>581140838>stam speed gamedon't I know it
>>581142698She's not a shotacon, she's just a slut
>>581142809For THAT cleavage? Always
>>581142156yeah super is pretty cute
>>581142809gomen El... I don't want to betray you for this mob but I can't take it anymore... her saggers are hypnotizing me...
>>581141929YOU FAG
PACE
>>581141929in GAY you are, that is
Alright so just grabbed a bunch of umas from my club and I got destroyed. Good enough I guess.
Today I will get MLB Creek!
uma uma unya unya
>>581143418Super*
why are these characters so fucking scary dudethats 1680 effective speed
Umas that would spout in a different language during sex
Gold City feet in my mouth
NEW CLOTHES
I guess just maxing out the rating isn't the play.
it's time
>no one is pullingOH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581143254You think you're HARD enough to disparage me, do you. In Japan we call a person like you a ぬらきょ せふみゅ ほたれ ぎぬそ むねきゃ らふじ ちょぬ へまぐ りょせ くたみ ふぇのら じゅき もさぬ てらぎょ ぬへり しょむか きゃど ねふろ ざみゅ ほこせ りぬが みょた せぐり ぬきょ ふらめ ちゅそ げなり もひゅ らせき ぬとま きょふえ じらぬ へそみ ぐたろ みゅね しらぐ ほぬき だれも きゅさ ふじね らもせ ちょぎ ぬはる せみょ ぐらて ひょぬ ましぇ りゃそ ふねぐ きょた ぜみら ほぬせ ちゃり ぐそめ みゅら しねご ふたき らじゅ ぬもへ きょる せだみ ほぐね りゅさ ちぇも ぬらぎ ふよせ しまぐ きょね らぬふ げそり みゅた ほじぇ せぬら きゃふ ぬめぎ ちょら ふさね りゅぐ へたみ ざぬこ きょせ もらひ じゅね ふぎょ せまる ぬほた りゃぐ きゅね ほせみ らじょ ぬたふ ぐみゃ ちょせ へらぬ ふじき みょが せぬほ きゃり ぬぐて らそみ じゅふ ほねり しだぬ きょま ふぇる せぐな りゃほ ぬみせ ちょぐ へたら ふじゅ もねき らぐし きゅせ ほぬら じょみ せたぐ ぬふり きゃね もじゅ へそら ぐぬき りゅた ふせみ ぬらほ ちょぎ しまね きょふ らぬせ げみゃ ほたる ふじね ぬこせ りゃぐ きゅほ せみら もぬた ふえぎ じょね らそふ ぬみき ちゅら へぐせ きょな ふじゅ もらせ ぬたぎ りゅほ せねぐ きゃみ ふろぬ じそら ほたせ ぬぎょ らへみ ちゅふ げさぬ きょり ふせら もぐね ぬほき りゃた じゅせ へぬら きょふ さみぐ ちょね ふらせ ぬたほ みゅぎ らしょ せぬき ほぐら きゃね ふじも ぬりせ ちょぐ へらみ きょた じゅふ もせぬ りゃぐ ふねほ きゅら せみょ ぬたぎ しろね.
>>581142809>>581140948why did you leak footage of me having sex with my precious daughterwife
I got banned...
I'm snacking
LET ME ROLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newfag here. i played an uma mod and the music kinda slapped. anyone got some good recs?
>steam down right on resetback to what I was doing I guess
Ok so after watching a handful of these, it seems like if there are a lot of other fronts, my Falco changing lanes lets them just accelerate past her. Just gotta hope the opposite happens where she body blocks them instead.
Lucky hours?
PULL NOW PULL NOW PULL NOW PULL NOW PULL NOW
>>581143885Wait we can get one of THOSE? I've never been more excited
>>581143812best track in the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgodQ51jes
>>581143648those moonroons cant harm me because I cant read them
>>581143885
This isn't what I wanted but sure I'll take it
>>581143885holy bricked
>>581143812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLrOiWzyqzA
Man I'll all excited for this.
>>581143826This is because she has low witIf she has high wit, she accelerates past them instead
>>581143981That looks very sexual
>>581144039best of luck newbwo
>>581143812https://youtu.be/igXO5bHjJpYhttps://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg
>>581144039good luck newfriend bro, 3 days still
I'm craving a smash burger but the only one near me is shake shack which is massively overpriced
>>581143648This post is why kanji exists
>>581143985SWIMMY MCQUEEN
I'M B& AIIEEEEEEE
>>581139759>DNI (do not interact)What is this tumblr bullshit?
>>581142824My own game files
>>581144034BANGER!>>581143812https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg?t=144
Also got Curren and Dober. And CB in 40.
AAAIEEEEEE LET ME IIIINN!!!!!!
>>581143501Flash would
>>581144039Good luck, remember there's still half a week before it starts.
>>581144196make more but this time with daiwa scarlet and mejiro ardan
Wife
>>581143812アオハル杯 2nd Step is the best one for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kQjqjqAYY
>Steam Tuesday maintenance
>>581144329Neither of those are fat umas
Do I bother rolling the last 20 for the spark
>>581144341based Festa enjoyer
ta romi une shera gu ho nukidare mo kee?hotaru fujine hotase nugyo rahemi chufu gesanu kyori fusera moogune... kyane fujimokyafu uymegi chora fusane zaaaanuko kyose
>>581144193>he knows that dni is a tumblr thinggo back
>>581144254Gonna cum
>>581144440nyo
>>581144397fine then zenno rob roy and inari one
>>581144341Based.
>>581143812the entire discography is on nyaa if you wany it
So uh... am I supposed to build her as a very slow End to target an enemy End or just do Late as normal to hit somebody random?
Do we get any guild content later? Kind of sucks that it's just "get fans"
>>581144039since when there are those dialogues?
Yay!
>>581144458
>gamblefags otw to hit 170 rolls for Festa
>>581144458meanwhile, cygames:
>>581144682late is fine, they will pass you and still get blasted by murmur
>>581144752up to your danchou to make the guild fun
>>581144758boobs
>>581144752noand thank the gods for that
200 pulls>3 CB>Guts Pasa>Bamboo>Kris S>Guts Spe>0 fucking CreekI knew it was going to be an off luck banner but fuck me
>>581144979One more spark!
AIEEEE LIGHT HELLO SAVE ME
>>581145040I still have 3 tickets so that's the plan, can't afford another sparkAt least I got a usable CB since I'm never getting Natie...
>Error Code 390What the fuck, man
shut the fuck up about error codes you newfags holy shit
AIEEEE IM BANNED SAVE ME CYGAMES
Damage report-30k caratsCreek 1LB -> MLBNo cb wit -> 1LBspooks: Speed pearl, Fujin guts, Yeppers wit, Urara power,1.5 anni ticket survived, no idea how to use it. Speed maru is 1LB, Kita and Finemo MLB
dropped a cheeky fiver and got wife groove, mejiro ardan and flamer tamamo... but no gambler girl....
>>581145389>1.5 anni ticket survived, no idea how to use itFrom the shop menu bro. Unless you mean you don't know what to pick
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND MAHJONGWHAT IS A YAKU? WHAT IS PON? WHAT IS CHI? WHAT IS FURITEN? WHAT EVEN IS RIICHI?
yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooooooo
the Oya always wins
I dont want to roll on the creek banner because I have zero creeks
I snacked
>>581144458Cygames translation:Check THIS out!
If I'm a newfag that's gonna f2p, I shouldn't pull for Creek right? I have literally no good stam card and would like maybe just 1 copy if it's worth it.
>>581145501Yeah I know, all the easy picks are at mlb now and the 2nd tier picks wont get any meaningful upgrade. Power pasa to 3lb maybe but I doubt I'll get to use her again
>>581145524Good luck silly brother
>Festaeasiest skip of my life
>>581145514>WHAT IS PON?You.
HOLY SHIT CHECK CRATE GUISE!!!!11
>already 2 CB 1 CreekNaisu
>>581145713you never pull for a card without being prepared to drop 400+ pulls, period. save for ramonu and cope with the free/SR cards you get
>>581145524i got raped......
>>581145713cope with SR manhattan cafe
Just as a curiosity, and it totally did not happen to me, what are the % chances that someone pulls on a banner a total of 800 times and only gets the rated up card a total of 4 times?
The machine is hot!
>>581145713save it all for ramonu wit
>>581145970did you actually get those dupes? impressive attention to detail if so
>>5811458802nd Creek! With the spark and SSR ticket this is MLB in 200 pulls+1LB CBDone with this banner
>>581145970I have PTSD of that kawakami card.
>>581146037
Cool jong tiles
>>581146256cb lovebrian love
>>581146192heh
>>581146192I had a streak of not getting the secondary SSR (no stam Dia, no power Pasa, no Kawakami), now it's all I'm getting...
>>581143967>>581144034>>581144108>>581144197>>581144351thanks. i'll give these a listen. why is it always the damn gacha games iwth good osts..>>581144664ill give it a look. there's actually a specific song i was trying to find on the ost playlist on youtube that was used for lobby music in the mod i was playing, but for the life of me i cant find tha shit on there. maybe if I record the audio you can help me find it?
>>581141589She is a heavy sleeper? oh no I might like her...
Is this a good statline for an onige considering her unique is a heal?
>>581146156Another CB holy shit!3 CB 2 Creek in 200 pullsgood thing I used all my bad luck on the Phalaenopsis banner in JP kek
>>581146037like 1 in every spark? thats a cointoss, pretty averagewe got people getting 0 copies in 800 here
>>581146364No, that power is ass
>>581146364test her on a room match
>got the 2 Creeks I needed for MLB in 40 pullsI'M FUCKING FREEFREEDOM
I got the Creek I needed to get her to MLB with my tickets.Problem is that I don't have an SSR wit card worth anything (this far into the game, yes). I can keep pulling up to pity to go for a 1LB Mr. CB, would that be stupid? We're still gonna need a 2nd wit card when Ramonu drops anyway, right?Suzuka for attention because she's cute.
>>581145713My list. Late posting cause was cooking.
It's Just That Easy
i hate rolling on suports i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
>>581146472Damn I need to find a comp to give me more pow. 3 speed 2wit instead of 2speed 3 wit?
why is my ENTIRE twitter fed filled with nothing but HARU URARA ass?
>>581146618I say this
I'm all in.
>>581146623Yeah and power sparks
NOOOOOFUCK OFF
>>581146646Because it's lovely
>>581146697based
>>581145514You strike me as someone who likes to be ronned inside
>>581146757THE RAPED
Ok so after thinking a lot, I just decided to stack all the debuffs. Is this a bad way to train someone?
that's racist
Pulling for cards in the game is like getting raped
>>581146795yeah but from basically all the umas, why is her ass being posted on some kind of weird ass pants?
I failed a 6% speed training that had three speed people on it..........
Can someone post uma boobs?
Nakayama "If I die, I die" Festa
>>581146360>maybe if I record the audio you can help me find it?I can try
>>581146907How is that racist? Plus it's true. Flashu is le german stereotype, and Festa is a lazy bitch.
>>581146898You might need an extra speed card just to make sure you can clear the career, but if your parents are good enough go ahead. I'd replace tachyon with R Rudolf, and probably Seiun Sky with Aoi
>>581146907>Flash is... germanCalm down, Festa. That's her entire personality
>>581147008they're called horses
>>581146403Its a sobering way to look at it, and i was combining this hypothetical persons luck with pulling on previous banners with spending 30k carats on just getting one additional copy of Creek, so he felt kind of robbed there getting some absolutely useless off banner SSRs as the game loves to do
Nakadashi is in.
>>581147074see >>581147082having a jiggle here
>>581147102THEYRE WHATEVER I CALL THEM FUCKER
>>581147041
No one's mentioned the winter outfits...
7 and I'll kill myself
AIIIIIEEE I GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING
>>581147185I need her.
FINALLY NEW JUKEBOX SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGS
I'll bruteforce my cum into her womb.
For those who gambled and got the Nakayama, you know the drill.
>>581147205that one poster did though, 35 minutes ago...
>>581147224>4YOU LIVE
Is Nakadashi even good? Why are you all snacking? You WILL regret this
>>581146898borrow Grass Wonder guts for Late Savvy, you need double circle if you're using All Seeing Eyes
>>581147205I told everyone to check crate tho
>>581147281I have a visual impairment...
>>581147205Two people did
>>581147291she's good once she gets her pinks :^)
>>581147291She is good in 5.5 years
Gottem
>>581147291>Why are you all snacking?Because they love herSomething F*lco will never understand
>>581147291if you're gonna snack on any banner, nakayama is thematically appropriate
Finally got the big 3 MLB
Cute and funny
>>581147159I repeat: How is that racist? She is pointing out facts about her personality, that isn't racism. This isn't twitter either.
>>581147475you're only 7 months late anon
>>581147007I don't know I don't use twitter I just enjoy Urara
>>581147073this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/57jrfz.mp4
>>581147291>is nakadashi even good?curren loves it
don't call her festa, bro
>>581147291Why would I regret rolling for my wife?
>>581147503>Tokimeki Scramble is inBASED
>>581147291Snacking is all about rolling on your favorites, your OISHIs, if you will.>>581147616Naka Festa Agnes
>>581147542>piggy mad he is losing his deck advantageIt's f2p time baby
>>581147291>10/10/10>easy to mutate>oguri unique>most skills work in every distanceShe's a pretty alright oshi pick honestly.
>>581147291Nakadashi Festa is the uma for women and jongers. We have a few of these here.
>>581146757You should be practicing commending King anyways, stop complaining>Junior Cupdeserved
>>581147503>>581147632
>>581147754Neicha... is diddenbludden?
>>581147616Her name is Short Final Straight
>succubus song
>>581146581/uma/ please help me
Pretty cute outfit.
>>581147286...in DEATH
I never noticed the jukebox chibi dance was so fucking sexo...
>>581147550it's one of the team trials songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD6EjHYcLEo
>>581147075>>581147310Should I do URA then? I assume double circle meaning the parents?
>>581147892Its VERY cute on falco
>>581147659I'm an f2pig now
>Got Air Shakur from snackingPls tell me she's good
>>581146318AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>581146340On the last FM banner I got 7 KK and none FM in 200, I got lucky all things considered but come on now.
>>581144254>>581144570>Flash angrily shouting "BEI DEN GÖTTINNEN, ICH BIN KOMME" during mid-rape session HOT
Talk me down from the cliff ladsIs this ACTUALLY the final super creek banner?
>>581148246she's good at making me laugh at you
>>581147550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hWTO9Aq0AThere's also a version with vocals
>>581147850>>581147185Pumping
banger
>>581148057>double circleIt's this skill. Nature's All-Seeing Eyes is a vision/range skill, late surger savvy extends the range. >Should I do URA then?Whichever lets you pass the career the easiest
>>581148246
>>581148415>>581148352No really? She is bad?
>>581146192for me it's that Ryan SR card where she's ballin
>>581148465Shakur the card, or Shakur the uma?
>>581146581Yes if you want to play EndsNo if notOther good wit options soon
There should be solo 3D lives of these songs instead of just rotting in the jukebox.
Does this count as yuri
>>581148542Uma OFC, sorry i know SSR is bad
is steampunk hayahide better than creek for CM20?
>>581148340DO NOTDO NOT
>>581146581CB is literally the best wit card currently for GL so yes
>>581148662No
>>581148662Creek is the best stam card in the game, but if you don't roll for Creek then yes, she's a good replacement.
>>581148732LMAO
>>581148732dios mio
>>581148340creek gets powercrept shortly after the next scenario starts see >>581147074
>>581148340yea I think, at least in terms of banner viability. Next time she comes around is right before SoE.you get to go for SoE next though, which is an entire upgrade to creek (but you only go for her if you are a whale or your creek is far from mlb)bad news is if you will continue to be on borrowing duty for stamina it seems
my wife is so big i love her
>>581148616look at her stat growths
>>581148732I can't believe this nigger is so lazy his editor has to do the entire video
>>581148842This is a sane response, thank you
>>581148842This is an insane response, fuck you
>>581148732too late bwo i already MLBd from 0 copies in 30k
so did anyone end up pulling for Mahjong Festa or no?
>>581148931>30% WITNo, really, i'm newcutie30 wit is alright no? I thought it was 30% guts
>My ResistanceThe fuck? The Japanese title is in English already (My Against Fight)??? And I mean English, not katakana or anything, just plain English. Why the fuck did they change it???
Oh rightThis is the worst part about the game
>>581148340creek only lasts 9 monthsdefinitely not worth it
>>581146581If you are guaranteed 1LB with pity and it won't wipe your Ramonu stash, then go ahead
>>581148047>>581148357sweet! thanks anons. hope yall get a rainbow card or whatever in the gacha game :)
>>581149245nips usage of fight is a lot more varied. same with words like guts and dash
>>581148340yes. If you can scrape together vouchers etc to get creek to 3lb, do that. You can gradually MLB her and skip Sounds of Earth. I'm skipping SoE (have mlb Creek), saving for Shakur Stamina.
>>581148593>Youthful Eyes>SEVEN>Unbreakable>Out of This Triangle>Memory Lapse>Like the Wind>YOUTHFUL EYESIt's so fucking peak
>>581144341WIFE
>>581149086nyo... it's mega bad
>>581149291>sounds of assLmfao
>>581149047>Bamboo Memory>Bamboo Muteki>Brickkur>NakadashiAnyone who pulls on these deserves an instant kick from their clubs since they're either low T faggots or w*men.
>>581149434so quick...
>>581149291>onlyWe're elves here now or what? That's plenty of usage. Also, that card lasts 6 months btw.
>>581148564>>581149295I couldn't contain the wish to roll so I did it anyway. This went better than my last support card banners so I'm happy.>>581148734Yeah but I don't think she's gonna last very long, just this scenario and maybe the next?
>>581149291who's actually pulling for Sounds of Earth? Right around Pasa speed? Fuck that..........
>>581139302Reddit Tachyon will soon be murdered by /gig/Say something nice before her death.https://www.reddit.com/r/animenews/comments/1wgxjzb/voice_actress_sumire_uesaka_faces_kidnapping/
>>581147881>oguri tasting cock for the first timeit's over...
>>581149552I already know I'm going to get her while pulling for El Speed
>>581149434>didn't learn the gamba green
>>581149620fucking HOW?!I'm going to be flat broke after Pasa
>>581149576What the fuck
>>581149291>the rerun of creek lasts longer than her replacement
why does she throw a pregnancy test
>>581149739the uma roller...
>>581149434>didn't read her story>just blitzed through her career like a soulless botWhat's the point..?
>wanted to get Festa>spend 150 rolls>have nothing>didnt get herI'm fucking broke
>>581149884>skips>"I'll read later"
9*Risk-Taker parent borrow doko!!!!
Sex
>>581148883Creek is always big.
>>581149931Failed the luck check, many such cases
>>581150031Umas have long legs but Creek just feels a lot lankier.
>>581149857>have good cards>no umas to use them onI can't live that wayI mean yeah, maybe sparking 5 umas in the next 3 months isn't smart (burning my 120 tickets on Brian and hoping I get lucky), but what's a fucker to do? I NEED MORE CUTE HORSE GIRLS
>>5811494974chan is for the elves!
>>581150065why so mad chiyo
I don't get why Ardan wants to wash my back and front so much
>>581149884I read it though. I'm a fast reader. It was just one run..
>>581150104basteas long as you get into A finals your odds are no worse than metakekers
>>581149497I mean you use SoE and Shakur together for long so she's not completely deadstam chevacchi for front is probably a mistake, SoE is better for them
>>581149818she only does it raw on dangerous days to gamble
I love Nakayama FestaI love gambling
GL TO EVERYONE ROLLING!!
>>581150284>I read it thoughproof?
>>581149818she's called nakadashi festa for a reason
cool ig
At first it was just a hunch.But now I KNOW there's a femoid in my club.
>>581150262>backSo she can feel your back and see how big it is>frontSo she can touch your penis
>>581150563mamsis....
Someone post "avoid snacking on banners"Please
>>581150563did they change their pfp to festa or something?
So I should be rolling for creek, right?
Wait I didn't know Sexun was a good parent tooI mean even if it's 0.25 current speed 1.8s is not that great when Joy to the World exists
>>581150305>recommending power cards everIf it's not Tamamo with the Divine Speed or some niche skill it's trash
>>581150520>tranny colorsI'm tired, boss...
How do I do fan farm runs? Mant and do every race?
>>581150717Depends.>Do you have Creek?>If so, what LB is she?>How many carats do you have?
>>581150563That’s scary
>>581150845I hate curren so fucking much
>>581150806
>>581150752The release of Nishino Flower is literally when power cards become good and Mecha musume doesn't have a pal card so you have more card slots
someone already has a cm ready festa....
>>581141190no, her name is FestaNakayama is the owner's crown name
>>581150297I do more often than not, but when I fail into B finals, I still don't regret umapulling. I fucked myself over hard out of ignorance when I started Uma Musume (blew all my carats on umas, only did 5ish rolls on support cards, and then dumped tenners on support cards every time I could afford one, until October), and had to not pull umas from August through February 5. It was AWFUL and I never want to do anything like that again.
>>581150909...said no one ever
>it's a jordan gets bullied by golshi episodelove these
>pace
>>581150717Only if you can MLB her in 200 through some combination of pulls, selectors, and crystalsIf you use crystals you're probably bricked though
Does anyone have a picture of Nakayama's ingame model without the coat, just her in her ripped shit and jeans?
>>581150978>Pacenah
>>581150934Damn, thanks
>>581150858>Do you have Creek? No>How many carats do you have?37,000 cause I'm new. Im kinda scared to spend them on anything because I really wanna get ruby and kris one day but if creek is apparently really good I'll go for it.
>>581150563lol yeah, sure, anon. There's definitely a foid in your club
>>581151197she got 8th so you're right
>>581150031>the hips on the right pictureOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I don't know why you idiots insist on calling her the wrong name. Her name is Nakafesta Yamafesta. Or Yoshi for short
>>581151168>still have no good second speed SSR>spooked by Krishmmmmmmmmm.........
>>581151227Don't, if you don't have 80-90k saved right now don't pull this banner. Save for Ramonu and get Ruby and Kris S
>>581141929>The Japanese have inferior language that barely has any soundsYeah we know
>>581149576is this uma real
>>581150978>>581149434Anon you are late
>>581151227Use umacaratcalulator.com to plan your pulls. I don't have a stam card and I'm skipping it. I'll just borrow. For GM, I'm skipping Ancestors too. I'll just use an uma with innate stam recov and borrow that pal card. Just be resourceful.
Uma for this feel?
FAT
>>581151483In place of sounds it has microsounds that are completely lost on the inferior Western ear. You have no idea what you are talking about gaijin. Japanese people can see colors you have never dreamed of. They can also fly.
i got nakyama and festa and WHOREber in 150 rollsis summer whoreber as good as vanilla or what?
>>581150978that's an ex-mambwo...
Im sorry but Sirius symboli is so fucking lameImmediate career debuff for anyone who has to interact with herCingray was also a hit peice that made her look worthless
>>581151627Pretty girls who have almost the same curvy body and almost the same face? Half the characters in this game will work
>>581151168didn't mean to quote sorryhave a digitan as compensation
>>581151675>microsoundsYeah makes sense that Japs would have *micro*sounds> Japanese people can see colors you have never dreamed of.Actually they don't even have separate word for light blue, losers>They can also fly.That I believe
>>581151824Umazing!
>>581151730>WHOREberHey don't call her that she's loyal to her lover!
>1 Creek>2 CBs (already had 1lb)well that's neat
>>581151730She's good if there's a downhill going into late-race
>>581151474>>581151568Okay, thank you guys :)
Greetings. Currently I have 104k carats, two rainbow crystals and still have two SSR vouchers. As for cards I have a Creek LB0, no CB, no good SSR wit cards and no interest in end closers.Should I spend up to 200 pulls on this banner for some Creek dupes?
>>581151730Last track she is good on is this one
>>581152091You might do 400 pulls depending on your schedule
>pulled all 3 of my unclaimed daily legend race umasGonna kmsThere's a certain joy about having umas that I know I can redeem any time I want which doesn't work the same when they're actually in my barracks
>>581143812Maybe the most American piece of soundtrack that Japan as put outhttps://youtu.be/ZkgZXeLqfHc
140 pulls for nakayama... im on 16k carats nowwhat are my chances to get both vodka and daiwa on their xmas banner?
>>581152283lmao
>>581152217At least you can 4 star them
>>581152283Calc it.
>>581151675Okay Grass. You can keep talking about how amazing Japanese people are while you sit on my face
>>581151931W*men would rather take a hundred canine dicks than give a regular non-chad sub-7 sub-6'2 142 IQ guys a chance.
>>581152552dogs have self-respect
>>581152091Gay postRoll for umas
BROS WHAT THE FUCKURARA...
It's crazy how few umas you can pull if you also want to get all the meta cardsHopefully I get them early so I can add more uma to the schedule
>>581147047
>>581152091post deck
this is a japanese chud
why is Mambo's rank rising nowthey were supposed to finally die this month
I GOT MY COLLAB MAHJONG SOUL ACCOUNT IT'S TIME TO LEARN AND PLAY!!
>>581149807
Post new outfits
>>581153042which one gwocho? blue archive or something?
rooms?72630505>7263050572630505>72630505
>>581152886I need to lose to her thighs
>Nishino still has no solo
>more DIRT shit races for pieces
>>581153098>back from exchange in Texas
>>581150845SNIIIIIIIIIFF
B-Bros...She kinda looks good on it.
>>581152948N-next month for sure!
>>58115314058323549>5832354958323549
Who is José?
Huh, did not expect to win this. Also what's with Nice Nature and squid? And I think I've heard her voice before in sega net MJ, the uncredited waitress character voice. Since the normal Tachyon can give Lavy Savvy, I think I'll go try this at GL.
AII COPII
>>581152803>actually rolling for ancestorsI see your problem
Copano Rickey takes first place in the Hanshin Daishota cup !!!!
Yeppers is so painfully generic that her race outfit is literally just the default 2* dress with some changes
just got the "back in shape" event for only the 2nd time in the ~800 manual runs ive done
>>581153594XOGGER BROS WHAT HAPPENED
>>581152948Literally hard carried by their danchouSuspiciously gigantic gains, bros prolly getting poached
>>58115359473661794>7366179473661794
>>581152948Still I Rise
>>581152948Danchou and the officers are carrying it yet again.
>>581153882Lay offs at /uma/ club happening next month so that's likely the case.
CM is in 3 days and all I have is 1 mediocre clanker ace.
Soft
>>58115391879981567>7998156779981567
I guess it's a start. Is there a priority on which debuffs to gain first? I assume the ones that hit the enemy stamina first, then speed?
>>581154091Urara is such a little slut
>>581154194who is the rice?
>>581154091Urara should join
yeah tama kino
>>581154296join and find out
>>581154296The thread freak
>>581154296V
>have her solo song on the jukebox a year before her releasewhat the fuck were cygames thinking? wouldn't jpbros have been "who the fuck is this ugly literal whoma?"
>>581153980You mean one of the officers
>>581153823Why is she popular with females when she's just a Kitasan evo
>>581154429hayashi?
dew i?
>>581153982Its honestly lame that club gets away witj such malicious shit when the thread tries to bully A clubs
>>581154462bokumanko asmr voice, and clothes herself a bit more conservatively than kitawhore
name a worse feeling
>>581153105Yeppp
>>581153535
>>581154445
>>581153068
>>581154194one more48022156>4802215648022156
>>581154604You never stopped gambling!
>>581154590Nobody wants to mess with the King
If track gives power and distance gives spd, what does style give? Wit?
>>581154215stamina debuffs are good right now because its hard to have a lot of it in this scenario, speed will be better later.
>fan autism debatesIn a world where half energy careers are gone, how exactly do you get more fans for your club outside of the 4-5 you can do a day? Most players are running out of energy itemsId actually LIKE to do more runs for my club, but im sorry im not spending carats to do runs, that entirely defeats the purpose of better club rewards in the first place
>>581154773yes
>>581153945
>>581153982Not layoffs.
>>581154865
Reminder that Ines Fujin, Inari One, Yaeno Muteki and Yukino Bijin are in the game.
>>581154709based festaty roomers
>>581154296Not a Ricebro that's for sure.
>>581149316y-you too..
>>581154812according to whales, if you just spend carats to refill TP, it's net positive in caratsnot that it really matters to them but they'd have no reason to lie, r-right?
sorry danchou im too busy to start an auto run
>>581154435She was introduced at the 1.5 anniversary event bro
>>581155036from what I'm told raw refils are neutral or slightly negative, you can spam refills at net gain in half tp
https://files.catbox.moe/c4vsw3.mp3This is Nice Nature right?
>>581152171>>581152701>>581152875Here's my deck, as for schedule I'm considering Festa, Brian blaze, Ramonu wit, Neo Universe, Pasa speed and SoE sta, then jesus takes the wheel.
>>581154914Umama... YOU'RE FIRED!
>>581155000>uses rice as an ace>is not a rice brocope
>>581154925>momentsbeforecatastrophe.exe
>>581155149>SoEthen skip the creek bwo
>>581154925cute mare not a gorila
>>581155149Uhhh where's your agemasen???
damage report /uma/
>>581155258No one accepts you.
>>581155258if it's V then he's just a decked out metafag who loses finals anyway
>>581154914>Obsessed Owen
Finding out who coded the chat filter and pouring acid down his throat
>>581155354
>>581154812This is the part I dont get either A+ (or mabye A) really does feel like the cap because at this point to be in a S or higher club you'd have to spend carats which... defeats the purpose of being in one?
Alright I'm gonna try it with this. Hopefully I can get like at least 1200 Wit.
Tosen Jordan is so cute, kinda regret not pulling on her banner but was broke at the time. Can't wait for her summer outfit.>>58115543650 rolls to get festa20 cheeky tickets but no CB
/uma/ club does everything in the club chat though
>>581155646my paizuri slave
I would crack Urara if she were my trainee desu a trainer license can always be earned back
>>581154215in terms of whites get what you can, the more the bettera proper debuffer will want to have a summer golshi parent for 564 Escapades (which will make you trigger any gold skill you have, which guarantees that at least one will trigger) alongside a gold debuff skill card like https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30014-gold-city as a fallback in case the gold debuff of your uma is in cooldown (in this example, Keen Eye decreases velocity but only works on Mile, which means that it will be always available for 564 Escapades to trigger in this CM)
>>581154973post rice build cards umanko
Genuinely as a returning player with MLB Kita and 30k gems should I just roll for 1 copy of Super Creek now? Air Shakur comes in fucking 2028 I can't keep having to borrow her forever.
is MLBing CB worth it or should i just cope with 1LB
>>581155436fucking bricked...
>>581120591late as hell response but yes, i made sure to save all the sorters previously postedthe results will be posted tomorrow at around this time or later
>>581155959You're not using Creek if she isn't 3LB at least
>>5811554360 I am not a snacker
>reading Festa's skills on gametora>meme 50/50 goldWhat's the point of this uma? Is she supposed to be a joke uma that nobody should build seriously?
>>581155643Can't pull this beauty until 2028I hate existence
>>581155969you'll be using Creek max 3 times a year, going all in for a stamina or power card is never worth it
>>581156160>WHY IS THE GAMBLE UMA A GAMBLE
>>581155823
>>581155692I was so happy I got Jordan in 20. Her summer outfit is super cute. At least the GSK banner is pretty good if you want to get her then.
>>581156160>why does the goomble uma goombla
>>581156051Will there be any more selectors for old cards? I can use my rainbow shards Creek I don't mind. It really sucks right now.
>>581155774 <- Flash's dildo souvenir
>>581156160she's a gamble uma that runs on the gamble style50/50 sounds fine, you either win the race or you don'trisky business / nothing ventured are one of the most based skills in the game right now
>>581154091Rice wouldn't lie
>>581156174that's cool but i already MLB'd creek with my gemmies a while ago and i was asking about CB
>>581156164that alt specifically is likely at 2029 too....
>>581154709hakuraku?
isn't all horse racing gamblin?
>>581156160The IRL horse wasn't very consistent but he snatched the 2010 Takarazuka Kinen as 8th favorite from Buena Vista and Dream Journey and is the Japanese horse closest to win the l'Arc, literally a noseThis is represented in her uma version as an actual gambler, a horse that has nothing to lose but everything to win
>>581156520dios mio
>>581156164
>>581156520hot
>>581156420sorry I'm illiterate. CB is really good, despite being end focused she'll be the other wit support most people will be using alongside Ramonu since FM is ass and everyone wants to drop her ass
>>581156420LB1 is fine imo, unless you like to flex your epeen in rooms. I lose to umama and V every time but I have more plats than them
>>581156336This cannot be..
uma eats
>>581156519Forgot to mention here he was 10th favorite on l'Arc
>>581156765making a traditional meal for her white trainer (me)
>>581156520Nobody actually finds Biko attractive
Do I lb2 tachyon or keep saving?
>>581155969You tell mehttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
>>581156321We get a free one every half anni and full anni
>>581156765...uma
>>581156897some pedos do I think
>>581156897this artist does
>>581156765it's BURNT
>>581140443she gambles with expired/dubious quality birth control pills
>>581156897She's the only uma I gooned to.
>>58115684540 years and the elevens haven't figured out that brining BIG BRUTES to the swamp will never win them anything. It would have been hilarious to see Yanko there. He might have actually sunk.
>>581157054THE FLOWERS TRANNIES DO!??!?!?
>>581157254Eat it anyway, torena-kun
Had to spark Nakayama Festa, but>+ Machan (that I forgot to pull for)>+ Summer Spe>+ Summer Dober>+ New Years UraraOverall pretty good, hadn't pulled for a char in a really long time
>>581157386I really wanna see Tabaru, he's on the heavy side but proves he can run on bogged conditions
200, no creek. This is what I get for playing this game.
>>581155306>skip Creek and pull SoEAccording to the chart, SoE is meta for 9 months which is 3/4 of a year. I think I'll make do with borrowing creek for the next months then
>>581156897now now, there's plenty of demand for little boys
>>581157582fraud du nord will never live it down if tabaru wins
>>581156706
Was she always in these races before?
Why is dodging danger + prudent positioning good? Dodging danger swings you outside to the outside track so that's bad. Why not just take only prudent positioning so you're switching to the inside track sooner rather than later?
>>581157593both Creek and sounds of ass are equally as strong until stamina Shakur which is like 2 years away bwo
Rude uma...
>>581158142Swing out, swing in -> zoom
>>581158142Because swinging makes you go faster and swinging outside on a straight is not bad
Mares
>>581158142you go out and you go in which for some reason makes you go faster that going in a straight lineit doesnt make any sense, lane movement isnt a speed increase but it physically moves you all sorts of directions, and the inner rail is where you're fastest
>>581158402sexsexsexsexsexWHORE DIEsexsexsexsexsex
>>581158142https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/half-anni-balance-patch>Increasing your Lane Movement Speed will now also increase your target speed. This is, of course, a buff to all Lane Movement Speed skills (or as the patch notes call them, navigation skills).
>>581157970AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581157769I like both...
>>581158415it's the same concept in minecraft where jumping to hit your head on ceiling makes you go horizontally faster due to the diagonal motion. in japanese it was called root movement or something
Yanko please go to wit. Why are you always in speed? You're not a speed card. Please go to wit.
Silly...
>>581158231They're allowed to say ass now?
>>581158653stego is so ugly, a shame they stole Kino's design for her
Why do the attentionwhores playing jp feel the need to post here for validation when they have their own dead general?
>>581158651the raped
>>581158402Why is she still not playable
>>581158840they're saving her for a rainy day
>>581158724did you want her to say pre-debut ahh?
>my pre debut assTheres no way this is what she actually says in the JP script.
>>581159094she does say "mai purii deibyu assu"
>>581159094>NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT LITERALLY TRANSLATED 1:1tibi istum ad munimentum mei committo, si recte agam; sin aliter, in me magisgo ahead. do a literal translation of that
>>581159094Japanese person here - what she said in the Japanese script can be literally translated as "Matikane Matikane Matikane Matikane Matikane Matikane Matikane." So it makes sense that they would have adapted this in a relatively flexible way.
>>581158724Yes they are allowed to swear now. They finally listened to fans and we are getting better translations.
>>581158142Have you never noticed that in some old games, walking diagonally is faster than walking straight? Swinging out isn't bad if you swing back in front of the other front runners, lane mov becomes velocity or something.
>>581156938so we get a card selector in december?
>>581159209I said that out loud and this weird yokai is outside, what do?
>>581159208>>581159209>>581159254>defending shit trannylationsActual cattle here I swear.
It's practically a scenario card you gaslighting niggersAin't rolling for this mejiro bitch
>>5811554360 carats0 tickets
>>581159395what if you are the cattle
>>581159209can you stop being brown pls?
>>581159593>uses latin>brownlmao
>>581158142They all answer you how those skills are goodBut when you ask why the other lane movement skills are bad, they can't answer why
>>581159345Yeah early December we will get one from the anni missions
>>581155436201 rolls and 50 Statues to get 5 star Festa.Insane to get 5+1 when I had to go 200 to get 0+1 Seiun Sky a long while back. Feels kind of wrong to have so many cheap tokens left I don't even need to buy.
>>581159395Two of those were just random aimless jokes, you human-shaped void.
>>581159758HOLY BRICKED
>>581159685they good because they combo, the other ones don'tsimply swinging you out is bad and something that swings you in doesn't guarantee that you're on the outside to swing in
>>581159685Most of them are goodGo with the Flow is just really random timing
>>581140838>discord festa
>>581159274This is a good horse
>>581159829he's clearly /v/ermin
>>581159663looks like you can't, it must be chronic
>>581159094She said"――あのエルに勝負を挑む? 凱旋門賞で結果を出したアイツに? デビュー前の私が記者の前であおるって?"
idc anymore...
>>581158630got it blud
Is it because I have normal cards or is GL really bad for hints?
>>581160153get to clankin'
>>581160153it's the cards yesand probably the parents
Oguri Roman when?
>>581160373first half of 2030
>>581152793ulala and samson should look like this
>>581158724I hold out hope we'll get this unedited
>>581160123Are those all Dahby winners? Is that the joke?
>>581159526>>581159163I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>581159973>selling your soul for a title
>>581160153GL doesn't really give you free skill hints like MANT and Unity, it's all deck + parents
>>581159758Dam that's crazy bad luck. Wish JP games let you keep the spark currencies to save up.
I can't fit Kris in my deck without griefing my stats.
>>581160640a fucking LEAF
>>581160715settle for 1500 speed
>>581160153I haven't gotten swinging maestro in like 10 careers now.
Whenever you field a meta unit just because she's meta or a debuffers your oshi cries to sleep
Guess I'll try running 4 Wit cards instead?
>>581160618>his name will end up in the list
>>581160640CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUwait why is she a fat furry
>>581160808for debuffers just run Unityit's simpler and you'll get better results
>>581160797>a debuffersESL lol
>>581160797Falco is not meta
Sad Festa...
>>581160959Yeah I tried GL just for the Wit gain since my last Unity run I was around here.
>>581160797It’s not my fault Oguri is always good.
>>581160971la luz extinguido dess
>>581161107fuck off V
>>581161107cute vampire
>>581161078>I love Oguri but I would never ever ever ever use the wrong onesame
Alright I'm ready to waste a friend borrow.
eh,,,, I see...
He is hungry
How excited is /uma/ for GrandmastersI fucking hate making aces in med and long in GrandLive. Full rainbow stamina is insane
>>581161350I love Jordan
>>581161468>XuanZhi
All of my uma rolls have been sparkFuck this game
>>581161350my retarded wife...
>>581161446Fat fuck
wtf, how do I strangle this man through the screen?
>>581161567I didn't say that.
>>581161330for debuffers you may consider running summer goldship ult (564 escapades) as an inherit, it fires a random off cooldown gold skill late race. its useful for making sure you always get your murmur/dominator off since its basically a second chance to fire it as long as you only take debuff gold skills
>3600m long URAthis game always tries to kill Maya every time she doesn't goof up in her races...
>>581161078You are responsible for your basic taste
>>581161749Maybe tomorrow. I already spent too much time looking skill stat shit up today.
>>581154435>check>it's realLETS GOOOOTAIATARI DE TSUKAME GUROORII MUGAMUCHUU NA HAATO NO MAMA DEKYOU NO RUUTO GA TOZASARETEMOASU NO GEETO O MATA KOJI AKETE KOUDONNA FUYU DEMO KOETE MISERU YOKAIKASUNZEN CHIRASARETEMO SOU OMOI MADE WA KIEYA SHINAIHANA WA SAKUYO ITSUKA KITTO SORE WA ZETTAI TEKI NA MIRAI NANDADAKARA IKUYO WATASHI GA WATASHI DE IRU TAME NIDAKARA IKUYO KIBOU MITSUMETERU YOUTHFUL EYES
>>581160573I wish I knew Mahjong rules...
>Someone has been flatlining for the entire month
>>581162254it's like autistic poker
>>581161749>>581162097This Nice Nature has been winning me CMs. Not sure if it will work on long but whatever.
>>581162408he could be in the hospital gwo, working hard saving lives or on the operation table fighting to survive, to see those sweet sweet gibs next month
>>581161003This is the problem with you faggots. people come here and ask "is she good? should i roll?" and you say skip, not meta. Then we're stuck with XOguri CM's because everyone choose meta like you told them and you wine and bitch when everyone isn't using someone else.
>>581162254IS THAT THE NINEFOLD ICHIBAN QUEEN?!???!!!!!!!TRULY...THE WINNER OF THE JAPANESE DERBY IS THE LUCKIEST HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER VODKA WAS ABLE TO ASSEMBLE SUCH A HAND!!!!!!!!!
>>581144124Caved and went to shake shack
Yanko is actually supremely frustrating. Just needed her on wit for the last turn and this would've turned out better but nope, she just completely decided she didn't want to be there.
>>581162254>found on my pc the ancient /a/ meme guide to gaslight people into mahjonglmao, that tenhou old ass client is outdated anyway, you play the tutorial in mahjong soul nowadays and go from there
oh shit they added the best song
>>581162818As long as there's nothing green in your meals, you are WELL ON YOUR WAY
>>581162456if poker is some weird mathing with pattern matching then im already hating how much more autistic pattern matching will be for mahjong
>>581162849Did you bother with looping or is it easy nowadays
WHOA OH OW WHOA OH OOWWHOA OH OW WHOA OH OH OOW WHOA OH OW WHOA OH OH WHOA OH OH WOW
>>581162929Just play the tutorial in Mahjong Soul and look at this. It should be enough to win rooms with anons here
>>581158402sexsexkill killsexsexsexSEXMARRYYSEXMARRY
>>581163003I do not. Honestly my bad parents are probably a good reason why I consistently lose.
>>581159685Dodging Danger is a freak skill that has lane movement baked into it, no other skill (aside from its gold version) has that. The very specific combo is to exploit the velocity boost inherent to Increase Lane Movement Speed so that this forced lane movement gives what's essentially ~0.45 speed (!!) over 3s for a fraction of the cost of a white skill.The second lane move skill is so that the same thing happens when the uma tries to return to the inner lanes.Lane move on its own is unlikely to do anything helpful for you because it's essentially impossible to ensure that it procs at a time that's actually useful to you. Unless you're Digitan.
>>581162637She looks like she kisses good
>>581163140>tfw spent hours in sims to learn the optimal ways to discard just to lose anyway because rng is the biggest factor in determining winsAt least the games have cute girls...
>>581159685dodging danger is the only forced lane switch skill
>>581155051desu>>5811622193 more months...
>>581162759What? I run different fronts in rotation Post your cm teams
>>581163140my head hurts already
>>581163254(also Nimble Navigator)
>>581163081puppy-chan... is sirius bullying you again?
Festa's story was sweet and nice to read, the VR training arc in france namek was funny tho.>>581163321>hoursif only you knew how bad things really are
Does Trick (rear) work with All-Seeing Eye or is it just not worth the trouble?
>>581162637PLLLLLLLLLLLLLAIN
>>581163321>At least the games have cute girls...The biggest humiliation in Mahjong Soul is losing to someone that is using a male avatar>>581163474I just have the image opened on the 2nd monitor and use it like thatIn the first place you won't see a lot of these unless you play a lot
>>581163572I was listening to Youthful Eyes
Debate!
Yesterday when I woke up, my trainee was standing over me holding a knife and said "Oh you woke up" and walked away. She doesn't even have a key, so I don't know how she got in
>>581163642They both work independently of each other. ASE is random late-race activation, trick procs if someone gets rushed.
>>581163902Oh so "startling" someone isn't forcing them to be rushed?
>>581163715Rice is a V uma now by the way
>>581163909Dia really is the prettiest
I will never jong
>>581163704I'll give you one better>sao collab arrives>clear the event because it's fun>not really interested in sao but the girls are cute and i remember asuna in some good ntr doujins>pull>get a collab character>it's fucking kiritoWHYWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>581163937No, it's just fancy talk for "drain their lifeforce".
>>581164001>>get a collab character>>it's fucking kiritoI thought mahjong souls had separate female and GAY banners
>>581163937Yeah, ASE just straight up kills their stamina without any rush gimmick.
>>581164001>wanting to roll asunakirito is your punishment for having a bad taste
>>581164043>>581164098Well shit the entire reason for me unlocking Nice Nature's potential was hoping that I can combo it with Trick (rear) that I kept seeing from my Sweep card.
>>581163987good thinking, it's a headache you want to avoid
>>581163140Still don't get the Yaku. Thought regular mahjong was just a pair and the triples
>>581163954He didn't ruin Taiki, he can't ruin Rice schizobro
>>581164165You'll get it regardless. Rushed is pretty common even at 1200 wit
>>581164001>kiritoThis gives you the ability to induce insurmountable amounts of rage in others just by winning
>>581163987
>>581164083YesBut apparently Kirito was part of the female once FOR SOME FUCKING REASONDid he have a female paid skin or something?>>581164138She convinced me but when I saw a character was pulled I was hoping to get the blue hair girl>>581164318I could out of spite
>>581164313Just give it a week for the cm to start, he will ruin everything
I have an uncle who lost his house and the wife through mahjong... Im never touching actual gambling
>>581164378>But apparently Kirito was part of the female once FOR SOME FUCKING REASONI think he used a shemale avatar in gun gale online or something like that.
>>581164473I can lose my wife through Mahjong? Holy shit sign me up
>>581164448Your one man campaign is doing more damage to the thread while everyone's ignoring him
>>581164378I looked it up and I thought it was going to be this version of him when you were talking about this but it's just straight up his actual regular form that they put in? That's funny
so what did we learn?
>triple mejiro sovl team beat the fattycute
>>581163317>>581163667I read that she really is basically thew newgen Nice Nature and that she's probably going to be really popular for it
>>581164329>smallest after flowerNo??? Stupid Mexican tourists
>>581164473Can I get a wife through mahjong?
My triple S...
>>581164626You guys always reply to him I'm the one telling you what umas he uses so you can ignore him like I do
>>581164329there's already a loli uma who practically throws herself at you, what even is the point of trying to twist taishin testo into that?
>>581164752SMOKIN SICK STYLE
>>581164473I'm gambling my umawife as collateral through Mahjong
>>581164736your options are gravure model female pro mahjong players, or vtubers
>>581164680>Another Nattie tier character>Popular for being plain and simpleShocking Truth!
>>581121392Because I'm retarded. Also the original version only had three base templates. I just finished extended it to include all umas like 3d ago.
>>581162254you match 3 bamboos or circles either by the same number or in the same order like 123, or 234you get two same dragon or wind tiles at handyou discardyou win
>>581164508>>581164641Well, guess I deserve it. I lost a gamble.One day I'll win
>>581164916So first it took you 3 weeks to post the base version hereThen it took you another 3 days to post the extended version hereI see how it is
>>581164736no. you are only ever to going to make enemies and shatter friendships through mahjong. there is no happiness to be found in there.
>>581164378>>581164001Collab banners include all the collab characters regardless of if you pick the boy or girl bannerexample: yes I have all the illya characters, but I also got marked by gil-kun
images?
Daring Strike + SplurtorClaw Forward + Slick Surge?I don't have my own Natie.
>>581165145no, sekkusu
>>581165145are for the gays
>>581165229claw forward
>>581165229SPURT SPURT SPURT
>>581165229evil horse I hate you
>>581165261>>581165273>>581165282ほわ?
>>581165145I've got a lot of those.
>>581165097Favorite character to use?
>>581164785Well it's clear where your biases are when you're harrassing the regular cuteposter but not other posters of umas that faggot uses
>>581164310>Thought regular mahjong was just a pair and the triplesThat's just the basic "shape" of a hand needed to win but if you don't have a yaku then you don't get to shout RON or TSUMO, but then there is Riichi which you can declare when your hand is closed, and you are one tile away from that "shape"
>>581165145Yes
>>581165510>>581165394>>581165378sex
>>581165510
>>581164586>>581164736>>581164861Come on guys its a childhood trauma
>>581164310>>581165504Don't listen to this retard. He has no idea what he's talking about. Tsumo itself is a yaku. As long as your hand has at least 1 legal winnable point (yaku) you can win. Just get some mahjong game and play against bots.
>>581165601>torena and chiyo are flustered because they're virgins>bakushin is nonplused because she's already bakushin'd the good old bakushin until it bakushin'd all over the place and inside her bakushin
>>581165649Joking around is a coping mechanism
>>581165428This is my random listI like using Hisa and Teru during the fall and Koromo and Nodoka during the winter, but everyone with numbers are fine by me
Do I really want to keep trying this until I get all 4 Subdued, Late Savvy, and a bunch of other random debuffs off only normal cards? Just looking up a borrow with 1 pink is giving me no results.
>>581164310I think that’s Gin Rummy
>>581164752Your triple B...
fucking based
>>581165668>Tsumo itself is a yakuThat's Menzen Tsumo and requires a closed hand
>>581165721>torena and chiyo are flustered because they're virginsHow did you know?
>>581165668I think I get it, it's like the scoring systems for your hand if you win. Althought I still don't get this Furiten shit that blocks you from winning
>>581165229Claw + nimble
>>581165854getting everything is "ideal" but the nice thing about debuffers is the murmur+ase is like 70% of the value, its up to you how minmaxed you wanna go
>>581166052Same reason I know about Bakushin
>>581166056Furiten is really simple. You just have to be decisive about your discards, no second guessing and going back to it (Or you can still, if you're an absolute mad lad)
>>581166253>>581166253>>581166253
>>581166113I guess I'll just use another uma and try to carry this Late spark and pray she gets some debuff sparks and recycle it back to Nice Nature. I mostly want to just kill enemy Fronts and Ends.
>>581165854>Hey bros I need advice on how to be a degenerate
>>581165261>>581166073>>581165273Thank you I'll experiment with late Buraito first
>>581166175interesting.. Furiten does not exist in Chinese Mahjong and is a Japanese thing
>>581166296Is using debuffs degenerate?
>>581165983When is global going to get these onsen outfits
>>581165764Miyu's official cameltoe...
