Vigor Check Edition>Previous>>581078504>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
first for big divers
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
Light armor that does this doko
>Another shit bond that has nothing to do with its themePassive should have been>When you're the gunner Bastion main gun reloads 25% faster>When you're the driver, Bastion turn speed increased by 30%
>More explosive weaponsAlright chuckle fucks, I'm not going to tolerate you bitching about my Arc weapons anymore.
>>581142343The three that are on the game?
>>581142343>30 billion passives and stances that mitigate explosive damage into 0 damage>30 different types of damage numbers you can all survive>only 3 types of arc damage from helldivers>they all oneshot if you don't have 90% reduction
Which WB do I go next?>Freedom's Flame>Truth Enforcers>Servants of Freedom>Force of Law>Python Commandos>Siege Breakers>Exo Expertsor do I save another 500 for the 40k WB?
its not fair that I can't take firebomb hellpods and the new booster together
>>581142140
I think they are saving the good stuff for the Liberty Day warbond
REMINDER!!!
>>581143374don't care
I enjoy space opera satires of Fascism like Starship Troopers, 40K and Helldivers, but their satirical premise always has a key problem which undermines it:The humans in these stories really ARE facing genocidal destruction by inhuman horrors.
>>581142669>Servants of Freedom>Exo Experts>Siege Breakers>Freedom's Flame>Python Commandos>Force of Law>Truth EnforcersIn that descending order for most bang for your buck.Or wait until the next warbond which seems to have some pretty swell weapons but judgement pending until it is released.
>>581143575You need a high IQ to figure out that fascists were also facing genocidal destruction by inhuman horrors too and weren't just being le hecking racist chuddies for the sake of it.
>>581143575Starship troopers and 40k i understand but Super earth created all of its enemies
>>581143868so true sisterwe should blindly trust the benevolent aliens with mass mind control capabilitiesopen our hearts AND minds
>>581143868Yup. We made india africa and the middle east what they are today so we have to atone by letting in lots and lots of doctors lawyers and engineers. Reverse colonization is the only moral thing to do. Arrowhead really cooked with this real world allegory.
>>581143575it doesn't undermine it
>>581143868>space bugs that may or may not have been mindless from the start>they decompose into high density fuel that enables you to space travel in the blink of an eye>bugs could probably spread from planet from planet consuming all biomatter>do you get the space fuel or not hurt le hecking bug feelings?Choice is obvious.>dissidents fed up with hostile enviroment>they booorg out and try to separate themselves and rebel>they turn themselves into amalgamations of flesh and machine>do you let them get their freedom and potentially cause thousand more such rebellions to pop up or crush them with an iron boot (heh) and set an exampleChoice is obvious.>xeno race that has highly advanced technology>said xeno race is initially non-hostile>xeno race has been proven to have mind controlling technology possibly already influencing your citizens>xeno race has been proven to have weapons capable of total planetary destruction>do you leave le hecking calamary alone or genocide them and take their tech for yourself?Choice is obvious.
>"Oh free EAT stratagem like how occasianlly we get events for a 5th stratagem to use that's ne-">twice per mission and uses are shared between all 4 playersthe eternal swedeCan't let the players have something that might actually be good :)god forbid you could ease up on having anti-tank secondary primaries and grenades by always having EATS availiable.>"it'd be mandatory and taken every mission"So's Extra hellpod space which should have been a ship upgrade and so should this have been they don't GAF
>>581143575I thought that was always part of the satire, "Look how horrible reality would have to be for these governments to be remotely viable."
Steam stop being tuesday let me launch the game
>>581144827>super badass realities in which your only purpose is to kill enemies>"wook at how howwible t-twings woud bee..."
Hellpod Space Optimization, Vitality Enhancement and Stamina Enhancement were all mistakes.
>>581144620
>>581145164What is stopping you from making that your pupose in this reality?
STEAM DOWNGAMES = STOLEN
>>581145315I'm not dying for Israel, shrimple as.
>>581145315I'm a 300lb impotent little pussy bitch with a rape victim mentality that can only complain online
>he posted his tell againGo away gucci
>>581145229Looking forward to EAT stimulus replacing meth booster
>>581145315Genuine lack of shared purpose and the risks outweighting the benefits.All humanity is rallying to fight with a shared ideal against a common enemy? Count me in.Fighting for someone's else financial interests in a scripted war? Lame and gay.
>>581145549gucci's not american, but hey thanks for letting everyone know he occupies your every waking thought
>>581145554>A whopping 4 tubes>When an EAThead can print them all over the place>When no one but you is going to be willing to use them anyways
>>581145164I didn't write the setting. I do like visiting it for the simulated killing and other super badass moments. I wouldn't want to live there permanently though.
>>581141834>never once hints at being a trans womanthe hints were all there, they were just totally imperceptible to anyone who wasn't a terminally online /tttt/ poster like gooseworx was
we could be having fun picking random boosters on the 4th slot if it wasn't for this fucking thing
I buy capes to read the lore
>>581145652>Fighting for someone's else financial interests in a scripted war? Lame and gay.Isn't this technically what we're doing playing Helldivers 2 anyways?
>>581144705I think the concept of EAT passive is alright if you consider it an "incase of emergency, break glass" option, like when you get killed and can't get your weapons while they're still on cooldown. it's not the best considering the competition and should be at least 4 charges instead of 2, but having a guaranteed AT weapon on standby that doesn't take up the rest of your stratagem slots isn't the worst
581145672You give yourself away because you use the same phrases and terms over and over. It's absolutely mental that you've been at this for years and have not given up or gotten bored yet.
>>581145554Oh man those 2x2 free EATs are gonna be a real game changer!
>>581145952Don't worry broI'll take that passive
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>>5811464642/4
The EAT booster would be nice if it was a free EAT inside every hellpod that divers land in.This also applies to reinforcements.So you have an instant ready anti-tank response even if you just dropped in.
>>581146096No, it's an eugenics solution driven by a super AI, we are taking part in a genuine managed democracy program that wants us to die all the time for the sake of Super Earth. We are part of a large scale larpdemic that got out of hands, but the people don't know about it and think it's all real.In order to be scripted, the illuminate would have to be byproducts of Super Earth, but everything points at them being an independent super advanced civilization
>>581146464>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241566603453/76561198071306508FVLL
>>581146464full
I for one think the aliens that mutate people (that includes the children!) into twisted abominations are the good guys.
Judging by the size of the grenades and the length of the magazine tube, I'm guessing this thing is going to have a 3-round magazine at best, meaning you can put in 4 grenades at most. Which, for a pump action grenade launcher in the primary slot, is pretty okay. The remaining questions pertain to spare ammo, obviously it has to have more than the Grenade Pistol but how many will you replenish per ammo box and/or resupply, how slow is the reload animation (certainly it'll be slower than the Punisher), and so on. Presumably the grenades will be the same as the Grenade Launche and Grenade Pistol, since that's the easiest way to balance it.I can't really see myself using this on a regular basis, particularly since the Eruptor and Exploding Crossbow already perform much the same function. The combination of more potent explosion and fast fire rate would definitely give it a different niche, but I couldn't see myself using this for anything other than spawner killing and emergency chaff killing.
>>581147672It will be another primary that needs siege ready or a supply pack to not be constantly low on ammo.
>>581147672The primary grenade launcher is IMO the perfect gun for people who want to use the bolt pistol as their main gun. It serves the same function as the grenade pistol for people who don't have an explosive primary or a more utilitarian throwable. Gunslinger armor is becoming more and more viable with every new bond.
give me lobby or give me death
Assuming this thing is going to be AP5, I wonder just how useful it actually will be for anti-tank. Thermite is king because it has the guarantee factor, anything smaller than a Bile Titan or Factory Strider is going to die in a single toss. Presumably this will deal less damage per grenade but you can carry more and they have homing capability which makes them fire-and-forget. I'm assuming it will kill Hulks and regular Chargers in one hit, maybe two, and be less useful for spawner killing. Personally I probably won't use it, since the homing feature takes control away from me.
Then perish, dog.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241566129629bots, d10, subfaction decided by lobby
>Accidentally blew a SEAF trooper's head off thinking he was a skinny botFUCK
>Grenade launcher but primary>Seeker grenades but heavy pen>Liberator but with shotgun instead of grenade launcher
This thing is what the StA-52 should have been, an assault rifle with an underbarrel shotgun (it's not too late AH, just give us the underbarrel shotgun version from KZ1). The concern I have is role overlap, what makes the One-Two and Stoker good are that their underbarrels are designed for different situations than the main weapon itself (the One-Two's grenade launcher gives instant chaff clear and spawner destruction capability, the Stoker's flamethrower can crowd control by laying down burning ground or even fend off heavies).A shotgun does about the same thing an assault rifle does, kill chaff at close range. I guess if the shotgun has the same rough performance as the Punisher or Bushwhacker, it could offer instant stagger to hold back Stalkers, Overseers and Berserkers, but a 4-round magazine means that you can't sustain that, even if you didn't have a non-shit amount of spare shotgun shells (which, given the track record of the One-Two and Stoker, I don't have high expectations for). Still, it'll be fun for the memes.
>>581145952>tfw i take stun pods>for the sole purpose of getting people killed calling in objective items
>>581148935It was an infiltration bot. Good work spotting that one and dispatching it. 25 req slips will be deducted for the damage to seaf property, though.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241560968663/765611980598039423/4 one nigger left us TAKE YOUR SPOT
>>581149637full
I'm not sure what niche this thing is supposed to fill. I mean, as a secondary weapon I guess it allows you to refill Thermites from ammo boxes instead of grenade boxes? And this would either allow you to double up on Thermites or bring a different type of grenade? You could expand the ammo capacity with Siege Ready instead of Engineering Kit or Concussive Padding Grenadier, which I guess gives you tactical flexibility.This thing could end the dominance of Thermite, but only because people would bring it in the secondary slot instead of grenade. So presumably they'll be weaker per projectile than the Thermite to balance it out? If it takes more than one Breacher round to kill a Charger Behemoth or Hulk though, then it's dead on arrival.
So we have bigger explosion in exchange for fewer grenades. Why not just throw two Incendiaries instead of one for wider area coverage? I just don't see the point. Unless it does something special like give 40 demo force, or the explosion has Dynamite-tier radius, or it has Napalm burn, it just doesn't look enticing enough to pick.
>>5811489203/4
>>581149839It's a sidegradge to the ultimatum. Longer range and more precise at the cost of a longer ttk. It will also most likely have more ammo. I would use it in a build that has a support primary and the stalwart. Double freedom, the thermite pistol, stalwart, flex nade for instance.
>>581150507fvll
>>581147672>>581148295>>581149305>>581149839>>581150321Appreciate the effort. But we wont know till after they come out thanks tho
>>581150507>>581150727tommy want choccy
glutton who wouldn't be sated with the riches of heaven
>>581150817yes
i want it nyaaaoww
>>581149839>I'm not sure what niche this thing is supposed to fill.Frees up the throwable slot for something else while still giving you thermites which require zero accuracy at range for an AT kill without being as suicidal as Ulti at close range.
>>581145952At this point we need to be able to equip 2 boosters each so that the dozen niche boosters aren't fighting for the same slot as the big three
>>581151536Just start combining the dogshit boosters with eachother until they catch up to the actually good ones.
>>581151636How about, major and minor boosters
>>581151636Can't retroactively change warbonds.
>>581151708uh yes you can>skins added>contents buffed or in some cases nerfed and rebalanced>medal prices adjusted
>>581151708They do it all the time tho
>>581151806>>581151858Combining boosters means removing boosters from warbonds thus retroactively changing the content of the warbond.
>>581151536Or just nerf the big three so that they aren't nearly as broken.HSO increases supplies to 75% instead of 100%Vitality increases damage resistance by 5% instead of 10%Stamina increases max stamina by 10% instead of 22.5% and stamina regen by 20% instead of 40%
>>581152306>Still more ammo>Still more damage resist>Still run morePeople are still taking these. You're not stopping them from dominating without either nerfing them into negligible buffs, or changing the booster system.
>>581143374Gay.
>>581152306>pick boosters that still passively benefit you even if nerfed>pick boosters that either do nothing or actively grief you
just overhaul boosters
we HATE robutt and we HATE ai slop. There is no such thing as an AI gem.
>>581153132idkkkk man that horse thing was gemmy
>>581153132i like the gigachad ai stuff. its funny
>>581152306i have a better idea, delete HSO from the game and let us spawn with fully supplied
>>581153192robutt horse or vtuber horse stuff?
>>581152306Literally even if you did this the big four would still be better than every other pick. Like there is no way to fix that issue without giving them major downsides.
>>581153640robutt horsei dont know the other thing
>>581153697imagine the same thing but audioslopped
>>581153784oh you mean the mori horse stuffI forgot about that
>>581152306Anon even if each one only did 2% increases in their ability they would be better. The reason they don't get dethroned is that none of the other boosters actually do anything that helps overall gameplay or they actively hinder gameplay. Like the new extinguisher booster literally is the button that does nothing since no one is just letting themselves burn if they aren't taking the dickle. Same with the EAT booster, four EAT's for an entire squad is literally nothing, you can find more than that on some maps for free.
delete HSOsplit the supply packyou know im right
>>581153812
>>581154278split it how?
>>581154519ammo pack and medic pack
>level 22 pubby in my last mission outperformed the last level four +80s I've played with today>used exclusively pings to communicate targets while shitposting in chatSome people got it and others don't.
>>581154569yeah, that could be nice
>>581144705like what the hell poses the eternal swede to behave like this what do they gain by doing this
>>581154278aren't you the same nigger that got his ass blasted in the CGW discord when you made this exact same braindead take?
nice self report cgwtranny
>>581154995no
>>581152306>nerfing good bosters instead of reworking or buffing the shitty oneswhy are you gay retards like this
>>581155103huh, okay thenit was hilarious watching him get repeatedly dogged on by literally everyoneparticipated even though i haven't played CGW and never will
So apparently this is the supa store gear. Weapon is some sort of Scythe sidegrade and not related to the scrapped helldrivers warbond explosive scythe
>>581146464gg
>>581156156fucking stormtrooper armor.
>>581156156LAAAAAAAAAAME
>>581156156just like two previous warbonds>light and heavyacceptable>mediumugly dogsht
>>581156156boring and derivative
>>581156156We Want The Mousecuck Audience
>>581156156ugly as fuck
lol narrowhead just keeps getting worse who is the genius that decides that the tank warbond won’t have a new tank stratagem. This is worse than exo experts at this point since Atleast they gave us new mechs.
time to post more armored stuff i wish we had in the game
>>581157597
>>581149839>I'm not sure what niche this thing is supposed to fill.Wanting to kill tank turrets without having to get close or missing your throw. If it is just, "thermite but secondary," then it will still have uses, because thermite is still thermite.
>>581157597.
>Freedoms Flame>Servants of Freedom>Masters of Ceremony>Python Commandos>Redacted Regiment>Siege Breakers>Ironclad DemocracyWhich warbond should I get next?
>>581158214siege breakers
>>581158214Python cuz its cool, redacted for the knit sweater.
>>581144705>leandiver rapefuckinator 9001 semi auto no recoil 60 + 1 rounds of AP4 500 damage explosive roundsSweden yes!>useful boosters?Sweden no!
>>581158214Python is the worse warbond in the game outside of halo and killzone. Either servants of freedom or ironclad.
>>581156156>white armorNice, we need more of those so that there are more mix-and-match options.>energy primaryCurious as to what it could be, but as long as it has good customization options I'll be happy to try it out.
https://ayakamods.com/mods/sentry-aim-retention.3911/well then
How utterly pathetic.
>>581157597would the mg43 be too weak for this?
>>581159004seems pretty interesting, idk how it would affect mortars though. I don't think I've ever been tracked by them
>>581159004Steiner's patch will bring this under control.
There should be a new faction. Rebels maybe? Hopefully that whole dissident stuff actually brings a new faction to us. What would the rebel faction be like? Basically bots, but unlike bots, rebels have less "built in" armor and no call-in reinforcements. Rebel planets will instead be very heavily fortified and fight from extremely long ranges, with a lot of rebels having near suicidal tendencies (suicide bombers and whatnot). Imagine the bot sniping towers, but times 10 and way more bullets flying towards you. Instead of patrols, there are hatches basically everywhere that can potentially open up and spawn a rebel ambush nam style, and they require a demolition force of 40 to permanently close, but aren't part of mission completion (you aren't rewarded for closing them). Rebels also have some jerry-rigged armored vehicles that are basically mad-max style stuff, mostly reinforced cars and trucks, and do driveby shootings instead of the slow heavily armored bots.
>>581159004WTF arrowhead sisters a guy making "mods" with AI using slopped thumbnails hosted in a slobvibed website is showing our hardworking devs off what do we do
>>581159801but anon there's still an unfinished faction
>>581159004So much for that kernel-level anti-cheat
stfu retarded furfag
>>581159910The unfinished faction is the bug alternative. We now need a bot alternative.
>Wanting a new faction when squids aren't even finished
>>581156156I like itlooks like the laser weapon could be one handed?
>>581159801If they ever implement rebels, they should be a subfaction for either illluminate or automatons.
>>581159925its surface level, like a bit of dust on ur bios
>>581156156>me being the only retard to like the downs scout trooperA new laser weapon is great. My favorite weapon type in the game.
>>581159970squids feel pretty bot alternative when you're fighting the appropriators. I really want to see other species integrated into their bio army covenant style, that would be cool.
>>581157785based lil ducky :D>>581159393cringe krautslop fatass tractor
>>581160030My first thought was the Helldivers 1 tanto, but that would be a shitstorm.More reason for Arrowhead to do it.
>>581160125if you had media literacy you'd know that the rebels aren't actually going native with the bugs or bots. they're using them as effective distractions while keeping the actual heat off themselves.
>>581157597What if a tracked one man tank with dual auto-reloading RRs?
>>581160501the trident has multiple barrels on the front and this one has multiple barrels at the frontso you might be right it could be a new tanto
>>581156156That armor looks sick. Now can they hurry up and put in transmog already so i can put an actually good passive on it?
>>581160521NTA aren't the borgs already rebels of super earth?
>>581160861>>581160521he fuckin got your ass anon, borgs ARE rebels. Kneel.
>>581160861yeah but that was over a 100 years ago, and they're specifically rebel slaves. these new rebels are ideological rebels
So are they actually gonna release new tank variants like the mechs and frvs? >monkey paw curls>it's just the normal bastion but instead of an HMG on the cannon it's a cremator
>>581161140that tank looks boring
>>581160501>but that would be a shitstorm.Why? Was it horrifically op? It just looks like an smg version of the scythe.
>>581161140I want this but none of the cuck supplies, a smaller gun AP main gun ~57mm- 60 rounds stalwart coax, a pintle HMG, commander mmg and driver mmg. Basically a panzer III L but with more machine guns; I think that would be balanced and a fun addition and also dakkafags win (most important).
*joins ur lobby*wat do
>>581161734I think realistically we could get one with HMGs on the passenger sides. Wouldn't hurt to give the driver an MMG or Stalwart turret.
le grunt fantasy enhancer
>>581159801Rebels are just a retread of bots. We need alien space pirates
>>581148920GGsTurns out that having a few low level players can make missions a LOT harder (read: fun)
>>581162230I would take this, unironically
Bastion feels like shitWhy did they not make a tank that can rotate the cannon
>>581162230more soulful than these two>>581161996>>581161140
>>581161616Lots of people already don't like guns in the superstore. I could imagine a gun from Helldivers 1 that people have wanted would be worse.
>>581162437so you can't park it at the highest place on the map and use it as an undeadable ATE
>>581162267ggs, the plasma punisher may be my favorite but its hard not to accidentally mulch teammates when radicals are running us down lol
>>581162437real question is why make a strv-103 and not have it have the standout feature of the real one which is being able to be operated by one person in a pinch
>>581162737because it's not a strv103 no matter how many times you repeat thatit's just a generic casemate tank destroyer inspired by the dozens of different models built during ww2
>>581162267that's too light skinned, stop whitewashing my brown girls please
>>581161140It would be cool if they would make changes to parts of it that aren't the weapons. Like, make one that's faster but has less armor. And meme shit like a Shilka-style turret that's two AP4 Maxiguns.
>>581162863where are the extreme wedge shaped tank destroyers in ww2?
>>581162258Cavemen/laser Dinosaurs
>>581163165>extreme wedgehow is that related?I was referring to the casemate build of the bastionif you're trying to imply that bastion looks like the strv103 then ??? ???? ????but to answer your question>maresal>jagdpanzer 38>jagdpanzer IV>SU-85/100>SU-101
WE'VE GOT A LOBBY!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241578088109/76561198120804312DEMOCRATIC VOTE DECIDES FACTION.
>>581156156Death trooper armor when
>>5811636812/4
>>5811636813/4
>>581148295>Thermite is king because it has the guarantee factor,except when it fucking bouncesgiga grenades are just immediate action thermites with no risk of bouncing. the 1 fewer grenade on the giga compared to the thermite isn't even a downside since 1 out of 3 thermites fucking bounce anyways
>>581161074Bots were originally ideological rebels, rebelling due to horrible working conditions and the fact that they were basically forced to borg out in order to make their lives somewhat liveable. They only became rebel slaves after their rebellion was thwarted and Super Earth forced them into the mines to make up for their crime of rebellion, which they then rebelled from again.Rebels would just be a subfaction for bots which would consist of dissidents with light cybernetics fighting alongside other automaton units.
I really hate how their solution to thermites not fucking working was just making them high explosive grenades with a long fuze. fix the fucking DoT, make it more potent, and then revert the explosion to the original 100 damage DF30 check it used to be
>>581164974I wouldn't be shocked if they finally figured out how to make it apply DOT consistently with the release of the thermite pistoljust another one of these>ok we might fix it since we're gonna sell you another one
>>581163681FVLL!
>thermites in the current year of the lord
pubbie was littering meltaguns, decided to pick it up to trypretty fun, blows up fabs and heavies, doesnt afraid of anything
>abdoslop
>>581163165squish this and put a slope on the top half of the casemate and you have your bastion
>>581165294here, since you asked so nicely
I legit do not understand how people are turned on by retarded exaggerated proportions like that. I guess IQ loss from gooning too much?
you didn't have to, I already had you clocked as tasteless coomer
>>581165459the further down the pit they slide the more exaggerated everything gets
Eating an MRE I got at a milsurp today and its making me wonder what kind of futuristic rations our divers get. Just nutrient paste? Full meal in a pill?
flat chest+wide hips>>>>>sows with sagging udders
>>581165725slippery slope is real, I'll agree to thatbut for some it's not enough so they slide even harder into crazier, unimaginable thingsthere's always someone thirstier than you
medium breasts (perky)wide hipslinea albano discussion
>farm 1000 suuper credits>no warbond looks fungrim
>>581166096based
>>581166096>Confucius say: Big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart.
>>581165228>Incoming melty. Helldivers, be aware!
>>581166096
>>581166338DAS RITE
>>581165982Straight drug/nutria iv before cryo. no food after thaw, then drug/nutria blend amd back to cryo. It aint much, but its honest work.
>>581166342
>>581166441>post garbage >cry melty when you get btfolike clockwork
>>581167041need gf (female) like this
>>581167227you're not gonna believe this, but the G in GF stands for Girl
I want it nooooooow
>>581167297>he doesn't know about gf () and gf ()
can't believe liking boobs is now a minority opinionthis is truly a Managed Democracy
>>581159801>>581159910>>581159970>>581160309Why do you retards want a new faction when youve seen how they handled squids?>But muh reb-Cyborgs. Cyborgs are the rebels. Youre asking for something already in the fucking game.>B-B-B-B-BUT THE--Shut the fuck up. I don't care about what tranny furry babble thats going to dribble down your chin
>>581167227Go get one anon. They are out there and they want to meet you too!<3
>>581167349it's medium pen slop, sorry
>>581167831I spent recess picking flowers for a girl when I was 11. She laughed in my face before throwing them on the ground and trampling them with her friends.
>>581168240don't falseflag as me
>Hulk Surge +Jeets actually makes bots fun again.Shocking. First time since Cybersham I had fun Vs bots.
>>581166428Its hips that are the key part, big ass with narrow hips looks terrible, wide hip bones make the ass look good even without much excess fat/muscle. Its hips that give the hourglass shape. Most assfags are actually hipfags they just don't realize it.
>>581168394they also gotta be natural and not the fake BBL square hips where her ass starts at her belly button
>>581167349It won't have burst fire and certainly won't have the 0 recoil burst that it's known for
>>581168725it can't be all three badsthey'll have to choose between>low ergo>600 rpm only>ap3i know hope exists because i am hopeful
>>581161776file a c-01 form with your character (not you)
>>581166342>>581169072fembom therefore kusoge
>>581169218femdom*
No warbond? No play.
>only nu-bugs and no strains
>>581169837we get it you're a warbond tourist
>>581168240You were children bro. Grow up and get over it. I met my wife at the bar i was working at. Now im a stay at home dad who plays helldivers. it can happen little brother.
New warbond was made for me. Everything in it is something that I have wanted. Put me in a coma, wake me up in a week.
>>581157597>Monkey's Paw>It's an automaton tank that launches Leveller shells
>>581170338Women can't win me over that easily. I am a prize to be won. They should fight over me like feral dogs.
>>581170562Well, enjoy that delusion. Hope it all works out for you. Maybe Mormonism can help you?
>For the Helldivers who like to play with fire, we have the Integrated Extinguishers Booster which reduces the time to extinguish flames if you accidentally set your teammates ablaze.>Enjoy two free uses of the Expendable Anti-Tank (EAT) Stratagem per mission; that’s enough to grant a full squad one single-use rocket launcher each, provided of course that all squad members employ the proper equipment distribution protocol as standard.These have to be the msot dogshit boosters so far. So you have a booster that requires you to stand there and wait out the full fire damage instead of diving/stimming and a limited use booster that only gives you 4 EAT per mission.
>>581170684>MORONISMAINT HE ALREADY A MORONPOSTED FROM MY iPHONE
>>581170701The EAT one could have been good if they actually thought it out. The fire one makes absolutely no sense. You can just dive to instantly put out flames, why would you use that?
Lobby doko
>>581170701>>581170879top booster is for incinerator FRV drivers because you can't just dive while you're in a vehicle
>>581170684>jealous settler peasant copeThe privileged whims of the aristocracy continue to elude you.
>>581170879>The fire one makes absolutely no sense. You can just dive to instantly put out flames, why would you use that?it's for vehiclesretarded drivers will drive over flames and then enjoy wasting your stim every single time if you even get the opportunity to do so
>>581170562Based. Stay strong king.If they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best.
>>581170954you are poor tho anon. what do you know of the elite?
>>581170701Unless the decrease is at least 90%, that fire one is useless.
>>581170979Does Bastion riders take fire damage? I thought only the FRV riders gets fucked by environmental DoTs
>>581171174if you peek out you do
>>581170562preach Kingmore women have degrees and high paying jobs than men now, modern society either enters the era of the trophy husband or collapsesthey need you and you deserve it
HUGE hulksfrom EXAfactories
>>581165459I like big titties and asses, faggot.
>>581171643>>581170338you guys said the same thing with different words.
>>581171656>titan fabricator>titan hulks instead of Vox EnginesI would pay to see that
>>581171743hey, you're not me. Don't be rude just because he doesn't like them.
>>581166226>slippery slopeSlippery slope implies infinite progressing decline, but I stop around here. Sexiness relies on orthomorphic shape and silhouette. A spherical woman is not sexy, and people who like that are actually mentally ill. Human beings aren't spheres.
>>581172351>I stop around hereyou should stop when the noose gets taught
Your concession was pre-accepted, and your post is hidden.
>>581172242post the better version
>>581163681GG, new automaton tech uncovered
good morning saars>>581166096Truthhellbomb, but the local troglodytes will need at least another 2000 years to understand this.
>>581172351Would you stop posting these if I asked nicely?
>>581173218What the fug
>>581173578My based ideology does not permit me to negotiate with women.
>>581173694A brawndiver would have tanked that, leansissies lose again...
Democracy haaaas landed!
>>581172351Fixed your image.
>>581173785Thats medium armour you obsessed freak.
>>581174015you didnt fix her knee fat retard
>>581174015mogged that freak
>>581174015Isnt this basically just the robutt?
>LE BEST COOP GAME>Every fucking game I have to protect the enemy from the encroachments of a solo faggot
>>581174117i wasn't expecting anyone to record that
>>581174117>Bravest man I ever knew, but not the smartest
>>581174015UHHHHNGH THINNER
>>581174015>grok, make this character skinnier>"Your request did not pass moderation">cut out legs>grok complete this image>okey dokey boss :^)
>>581172351bigger
>>581174532>>"Your request did not pass moderation"Youre on a list now. Expect the Feds to come crawling out of your shitter any second.
>>581174532the bots would win if they sent these in. brawndivers coudnt stop themselves from getting börgd
lobby...
>>581174015Where's his cute bulge?
>>581175395Shut the fuck up tranny groomer
>SEAF snipes jetpack hulk midair with an EAT
Boydiver status, chuddites?
>>581175278host one
>>581174036he's talking about the body type not armoralso I would have tanked it because democracy protects
>>581170879Because not everybody is going to instantly dive the very frame that they get set on fire, for any number of reasons. At the least, it'll make lava and fire tornado planets less of a pain in the ass for people who want to equip an armor perk that isn't Inflammable.
D10 Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241587564607/765611980095605991/4
>>581176653full
>>581174117holy shit
>>581174015>>581174532Way better.
>>581174117that detector tower isn't going to destroy itself
>>581176923sauce on pic?
>>581176653>dc'ed
>>581171963>wanting another enemy that will get nerfed to shit because shittersWAAAAaaa why is the heavy enemy heavy armorWAaaaaAA it shoots at me, nerf its fire rateWAAAAAAAA it rag dolled me, nerf its attack againWAaaaaWAAaa WAAA i see more than 1 per mission, limit the spawn rate
>>581175764you can see his shaft in this pic. this isn't worksafe
>>581177816sloppa
>>581178134did you try telling them to lower the difficulty
>reward players nothing but a stupid cape for beating this months campaign Give us stuff thats actually useful like the incinerator FRV or shear, fucking swiggers
>>581178171this was a trick
>>581178203for real? is there more?
>>581178767This guy's channel
I'm gonna lul when the fire extinguisher booster reduces burning time but not long enough that you just burn to death anyway
>>581156156A scythegrade.. heh..
>>581179128>You now remember the Motivational Shock incidentIt'll also reduce burn time on lit up enemies
>Fromsoft references Berserk>It weaves it into the greater narrative>Arrowhead references Dead Space>Have the interesting bits happening off screen that goes nowhere and make a shitty enemy based off itI dont think Arrowhead understand why people like Fromsoft. In fact I dont think Arrowhead understands anything about what people like.
>https://x.com/ThighNir/status/2100058431797231950Can't even enjoy a little cunny without people dropping pedophile accusations these days.
>>581143868>Anti-Hitler cultist rhetoric.
>>581179128>We minmaxed the time for the passive to extinguish you to the same time the average reaction time a person would have to go proneYou rike?
>>5811766532/4 STILL GOING
>>581179681Swedes dont care what other people like. Thats how they are. Its in their nature. Just talk to one. Hell, just LOOK at one. Its obvious thet dont care.
>>581143575>Dark Eldar turn people into chairs to feed off the negative energies to stave off Slaanesh slowly devouring their souls, a Chaos God they themselves created after countless Millennia of depravity.>Redditors: "This is mankinds fault, actually."
>>581174945it's ok my mannequins full of tannerite will politely explain to them that I didn't intend to alter it below the BMI of consent for images
>>581179689>drawing>csam
>>581143575Uhm, your media literacy, chud?? Humanity has to die horrifically if it isn’t ruled by rainbow flag bolshevism and led by brown womxn and disabled folx
>>581176653steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241587564607/765611980095605992/4D10 BOTS
>>581179689grim, how long before the dude gets outed as a groomer?
>>581180903thighnir? probably within the week based on the rabidity of the virtue signaling
>>581179689cringe retard e-celebdon't link them ever again
>>5811806313/4 PLZ JOIN
>>581179689>not even 15 secs in the video, I can already disregard this faggots shitI swear this game has probably the most pathetic Literal whos I have ever seen for a game's Content """"""Community"""""
>>581181147>the most pathetic Literal whos I have ever seendiscord in a nutshell
>>581176653>>581180631FVLL
>Modders modded the gatling turret so it doesn't sweep across the field while firing at fuck all so it can attack its next target.It really is just that fucking simple, and makes it obvious as fuck that all of the shit in this game that kills you for no good reason is intentional.
>>581181562>all of the shit in this game that kills you for no good reason is intentionalyeah? when was that ever unclear?
>>581181707With these swigger developers that always like to obfuscate shit because they're little pussies and scared of their playerbase when they ad inconveniences, like the ice plant now ragdolling players, or nerf shit for no good reason? From the get go.
>>581181918it has been in the turret description since release that they don't distinguish between friend and foe
>>581182020Then why doesn't the sentry attack you when there are no enemies nearby? Are you an idiot?
>>581180903>>581181026The guy is using a shitty ass corpse husband voice changer. Its obvious
>>581182140>Caution: does not check if friendly units are in line of fire
>>581181562In an interview they were crying about how the gatling sentry was "too good" and pilesofshit suggested it should be like futurama (Yes, thats what really fucking happened) and thats why sentries will randomly target or swing around and kill you
>>581182257Anon, theres clips of sentries deliberately targeting players.
>>581182269it's pretty obvious the intent was to encourage players not to just drop sentries and expect the smart pistol experience. this seems to anger people who just want to throw down a sentry on level ground behind the squad and watch the bullets magically curve around friendlies
>>581182269I can see how shooting the enemies with a gun could seem too good from their point of view
Argh! Ears ringing!
>>581182440Do I need to bring up the video where a sentry randomly targets someone prone for literally no reason before instantly deactivating?
>>581182020And? The Breaker S&P is shooting birdshot, the text means fuck all other than a "haha, Super Earth is retarded" lore bit.
>>581166096literal truth nuke based god opinionanyone else who thinks otherwise I look down upon.
>>581179451>
>>581179689>SOMEONE NEEDS TO REPORT THEM TO THE FBI>For loli art
>>581182869A reminder the Brits arrested an artist who was drawing loli pictures of herself.
>>581159801I want to rape this walmart clefairy so fucking much bros it is unreal
I've done nothing but drop vote snatchers for a week and still have no idea what to take to them.
>>581167227girls like that are wifed up before they turn 22...you are still under 22.... right?
>>581179689holy moly why does this nigger talk like that? is he mentally 5 years old?
>>581182963The secret tech is jump/hover pack + lure mines on highground that none of the melee enemies can reach. It literally breaks their AI.
>>581182963Stalwart + gundog + libcarb + ultimatum for emergenciesit literally just works. there is never enough bullets for these fucks.
I sincerely wish anyone that made and have downloaded the bug titties mod to die violently
>>581183342you don't have to hurt yourself anon
Crazy about the companion app situation huh?
>>581183342freedom of speech means someone can make bug titties mod if they want to ok praise jesus and god bless america
>>581178360I shan't listen to opinions of a furfag posting pics of incredibly good furry porn animations.
>>581182869>>581182910if you weren't denouncing moloch prior to 2018 your opinion on loli art means nothing
>>581183342are you gay?
>>581183342>bug titties>exo suit titties>automaton titties>pelican 1 titties
>>581156156looks like the 212th attack battalion and an at-act driver has a baby
>>581176653>>581180631GGs fellas. Thx for raping 80 gorillion bots with the Bastion.
>>581183712those mods are REALLY REALLY vile, like some sort of Resident Evil tier experiment creature vile, since it uses the vanilla texturescould've been better, honestly.
I've been really enjoying the Censor, even during holdout firefight situations because it just cuts down any non-heavy bots fast, so far. Time to see what's so bad about this one.
>>581183771>exo suit tittieslink for this?just so I could block the mod and know what to avoid.
>>581183701I got no idea what you are trying to say. I'm just point out how people become moralfags even if the character in the image is the artist themself
>>581156156Looks good, not a fan of the yellow highlights though...
>>581184197https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/3330stay safe out there diver
>>581183712I'm not gay... I just hate aliens.
>>581184393thansk :)
>>581184393>there are anons ITT who downloaded this mod unironically
>>581184253I'm agreeing with you.There is a massive overlap on perpetrators of "nazi conspiracy theory" performative outrage (especially epstein - pre-mainstream) and loli art performative outrageThey don't have principles. They just seek the sweet ecstasy of being morally outraged
>>581182910Well brits are gonna brit but the FBI has had to say before to not report loli to them because it's not illegal.
>>581184562I downloaded it unironically, but I jerked off 37 times ironically
abdomera uploaded the demo trooper gooner mod.it broke the cardinal rule.they added boobs to metal plated armor.it is so over...
>>581179689>the actually useful app is going to die because of loli pearl clutching Over status?
>>581184393that's just a set of trucknuts for your mech except they're tittiestasteless
>>581185109god trucknuts were so gay
>>581185109god trucknuts are so basedordering another pair for my f150
>bugs moonkino>nyo lobbyIts over
>>581185323we are all at w*rk nigga
>>581185540your wife makes you work?poor thing
>>581179689Between the retarded voice and insane accusations I legit couldn't finish the videoIronsights catching a stray was crazy too>How DARE you OCCUPY the same server as someone who DRAWS porn that makes ME uncomfortable!
>>581184938not all of abdo's choices are goodand I'm glad there are other that make a different versionalso he made Bulwark for the Entrenched Division Heavy the same way, it ain't the first time, ya goon.
>>581179689I think loli is weird but to get bent out of shape over it like this and compare them to real pedophiles is just retarded.
>the /hdg/ circlejerk trooncord has a pedo channel where they post pedo content like loliswe need to nuke these troons
hi gucci
im in the /hdg/ discord and THEY just posted THIS
What are the chances this is AH bootlickers trying to take down companions because they didn't like someone documentating the rigged bullshit Joel did? The modding community already is trying to do it after the current vibecoded mods fixing various bugs with the game aka if you use Arsenal, they will start uploading any mods you use to "document" it
>>581185967helloo
>adult woman fetish
>>581186238whothe hellcares
>>581185967h-h-hiiii.... >///<
>>581183568No.
>>581184393>look at trending modswhat a horrible fanbase
I JURY? W AT INJ RY?!
how long until seaf can enter vehicles?
>>581186605When we get single player missions
Can you guys stop posting flat chested girls?I am at work, it really won't look good in a roastie hag takes a look at my monitor...
>>581186238It is funny the vid specifically mentioned he showed it all to Kai who said it should be taken to AH directly. At the very least I can see this as a good excuse for another three week vacation due to euro trauma.
>>581186658how about a compromise
>>581185820loli fetishes are often an extension of the more common rape and/or ntr fetishesthe rape of the loli is the final form of the total defeat/mass rape setting
>>581186658Ok
>>581179689>Kantai collection is 99% children!!!Elmer Fudd had something until that moment, lol
>>581184393this is just parody at this point, its so irrationally over the top. this is one of the worst mods ive seen ever in a million years
>>581185820This. There's a grown ass man on discord accosting other grown ass men on discord because they jerk off to wrongthink and trying to get them fired from their made up job (which they do for free). Meanwhile the President of the United States is a certified 100% real life diddler. Like bro you've completely lost the plot
is this the cunny general?
>>581179681never link this gay retarded hyper extra super supreme infinite nigger ever again
>>581187110I have to imagine there is at least five other generals on this board that hold that title above us.
>>581186725>>581186832Now I am also hard at work.You guys are NOT helping! :(
>>581187110no this is the mildly funni general
>>581187110yup
>>581187110Fortnite general is that way sir
>>581179689>trying to get arrowhead/sony to take down a completely unaffiliated website and strip some discord roles over what you percieve as child abuselolicons are annoying pedophiles but making a 15 minute exposé on a bunch of dudes jerking off to drawings and treating it with the same weight as real abuse material is so performativeI can't believe I listened to the entire thing thinking he was getting to something actually heinous and worth talking about
>>581175764built for big sis abdodiver RAPE
I'll color this some day
What if the community made it though a month without some bullshit?
>>581187248>shaved hair>nigger fuckerno thanks
>I have been diving with lolifuckers this entire timegrim.
>>581187295you've been diving with much worse bud
>>581186658
>>581187270grow some hair, negress
>>581187292I love this image so much like you wouldn't believe.
>>581187295i hope so>>581187320truth, like pic related
>robutt posters have been thoroughly shellackedgood show lads
>>581187409abdosisters sound off
>>581187406nta
>>581143575>Every single faction in 40k winning means the literal end of the universe>Maybe TWO out of the dozen Imperium endings also results in universal destructionUmies are right bout bein xenophobes
>>581187381That's against ship regulations
So people are saying it's actually full blown "CSAM" videos and not just loli. Is this true?
>>581187110Yes
>>581187295Not me anon, I'm a horsefucker
>>581187295no me im a netorarediver
>>581187549They are saying that but there has been literally no proof except people's feelings getting hurt and virtue signalling though the roof.
>>581186658>16>cunny
>>581187591my liege
>>581187497>>581187292notice how there is no bug version of thisthese images were made by bugdivers that cant play cephalopod or automation
>>581187497Do we have a bug one?
>>581187679Theres just a couple one off pieces like thisNo big battle one that I can find
>>581187813Sadly this one is the best and it's not jaks.
>>581187549See this is why faggots and moralfags shouldn't have spammed the word "pedophile" and call loli drawings 'cp' because now you have to guess if it's an actual serious issue or just a terminally online retard crying wolf
>>581187850sovl>>581187497>>581187292sovlless
>>581186976Part of it is that one guy drew stuff and is part of some "community heroes" appointed by AH, so I guess bruh is simping for AH? As long as they're not posting cunny in the mod itself, I don't see an issue. Getting flustered over drawings really is silly.
>>581187850The skyrim dragons and cliff racers complete it for me
>>581187928that is really funny
>>581187850God the first days of oshuane were kino.
>>581186976Honestly him bringing up Ironsights when he doesnt have any proof just leads me to believe this is just a seething glazer trying to take down ironsights because he hates dataminers spoiling the "surprise" in his video games.And on that note, if the OP of this video genuinely believes this guy is a danger, he should be contacting the authorities, not farming izzat on xitter. Just feels less like him giving a shit about morals and just trying to defame people for some other ulterior motive.
I like all these cute hd2 pics posted
>>581187857Unironically what I'm looking into right now. Its like "hey is this actually pedophillia?"And I have to be EXTREMELY careful asking because I don't want to get doxxed by these wack jobs.
>>581187270sauce
>>581188098I've seen some say there was legit stuff but the vid didn't seem to say more than lolishit and some admittedly some pretty bad jokes.
>>581187549Nearly 10 minutes in and so far hes just seething about drawings. I have it running in the background so maybe he blurred some images but so far this just sounds like an attempt to defame people
>>581188032Y'know the funny thing is that I said something, and someone immediately said. "What would they get out of this, why are you accusing them of trying to get something out of this."Like I didn't even say that but people are getting hyper defensive and people are doing group raids about this.
Of course the coolest gun is locked to the stupid store again. Narrowhead sucks I don’t have the stupid credits to buy anything
>>581188175read the post anon
>>581188098AFAIK, no. If it's legitimate CSAM featuring actual children, the parties involved should be reported to the FBI, not making some cringe video on Twitter. I think there was a screenshot of someone doing the "I LOVE CUNNY" bit with crying and angry vein emojis, but that's more or less a shitpost.ACTION NEWS UPDATE-Kai's Discord commented on it. Apparently Nigh had screened it with him before posting? Whatever the case, they don't want the drama being openly discussed in channels.
I honestly don't get the point of this piece of shit, it's literally just Breaker with lower damage
>>581188449before weapon customization gave the regualr breaker drum mags the S&P had a higher damage per magazine as well as more total ammo. now it only has more total ammo
mo when?
>>581188419why the fuck are there pedophiles on every corner of the fucking internet now
>>581188419>Apparently Nigh had screened it with him before posting?Which is the funniest part of it because why would he do that? What purpose did dragging Kai into it at all serve?
>>581188627Our great leader normalized it.
>>581187347What I dive to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GElj3l14mc
>>581188627>now
>>581188627>nowAnon I'm gonna need you to sit down.
>>581188419the word "investigation" doing a lot of heavy lifting
>>581188627Anon you are currently using a website that was literally created because some guy wasn't allowed to post loli on another site.
>>581188419>"under investigation"By who? The actual authorities or sloptubers?
>>581188449>gets nothing but buffs>literally does more damage than the breakerYou need to share your revelation with the steam forum my friend.
>>581188627>nowthis image is old enough to buy alcohol, ironically
I despise the events that are taking place in this general. The posting activities that have taken place are disgusting. I will be tracking this grim situation and doing my utmost as an upstanding user of this forum.Reminder to always punch pdfs in the face.
>>581187295Not me, I'm a futadiver
>>581188449The thing to remember is that before weapon customization it had:Drum magazines (one of only two shotguns, the other being the Incel Breaker)Duckbill chokeA shitload of spare ammoKeep in mind, even though it did less damage per round than the regular Breaker, it also fired more pellets per round and had a higher fire rate. So in theory it worked exactly as advertised: You dump a bunch of lead in the general direction of the enemy without a care for how many of your pellets actually hit, and it saturated an entire area. But in practice, it still had less DPS than the Breaker, and the duckbill actually made it worse because a bunch of your pellets were wasted into empty space instead of into the bodies of enemies. And after the addition of weapon customization, the stock Breaker also got drum magazines so it's now able to sustain the same amount of fire. And as a result, the S&P's only actual advantage is its huge stock of spare magazines, which doesn't matter jack squat in 90% of all situations.So, yeah, it's a piece of shit from a bygone era that competes for worst primary weapon in the game. The only reason to actually use it is for a challenge, and to max it out so that you can say that you've maxed out every weapon in the game.
Are we ever getting that laser smg that was in the scrapped warbond?
>>581187295Sorry I'm worse, I'm a vore-diver Uoooooh big round belly, so erotic.
>>581188943Right, we need to protect the loli enjoyers from actual PDFs. We can't have them being associated with us.
>>581187295Not all badIm a TADCdiver
>>581188943Yeah fuck kid fuckers. Don't take this out of context.
>>581188930What goes on in the wapanese/girls/pedo/retards bubble?
>>581189179Hmmm... are you a Ragathug, or a pedophile?
>>581186658Sure!
>>581189179Just say you're a pedo anon. That's a lot better than being associated with that group.
I've never seen a loli SEAF-chan so clearly this guy is slacking
What did we learn today /hdg/?
>>581189341Not to trust twitter fag posts
>>581189341I love chocolate ass
>>581189264Holy GDD sex.
>>581189341hags are out
>>581189264Where are their pants?
>>581189341Big tits = legalBig tits + fat ass = super legal
>>581189436Sensei ate them
>>581189254Kinger honestly
>>581189341Twitter faggot is a faggot.
>>581189461What is the official Ministry of Truth stance on approved tit sizes?
>>581187270AIGODS, please humble this paintpig.
Helldivers the kinda guys who get fussy when the green bean juice hits rhe mashed potatoes
Odds this will be forgotten in a week when the next random controversy hits?
>laser weapon in explosive themed warbond
>>581189897with any luck it will be forgotten in two threads
>>581189581Respectable.
>>581189906>have to deal with anons who think lasers make noise and have recoil
>>581189651breast size doesn't correlate to milk production sooo....
>>581190019full image doko
>>581190019Robutthole
Pretty malicious if you ask mehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1xMWynU4vtM
>>581190019>>581190083kill yourselves
Predictions for October’s warbond?
>>581188641Nigh is a faggot trying to drag everyone into it. He condemned IronS1ght and tried to imply the pedo was fucking Jewish. He's making up shit for no reason
>>581190180Something squid themed I reckon
>>581190126DELETE THISTHIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THE TANK WORK ON BOTSNERFTRANNIES ARE LITERALLY IN THIS THREAD AS WE SPEAKNOOOOOOO
>>581189341Moral obligation to use the companion apps to make both AH and virtue signalling faggots seethe even more
>>581190217Watched like 5 seconds before his voice got fucking grating to listen to, kinda impressed he beat Faggersouls in the ‘fake deep voice’ shit
>>581190126I'm actually embarrassed that I knew about the stowage and never thought to just remove it....
>>581189341This is a very cute and funny thread
>>581188925>>literally does more damage than the breakerI don’t understand saar mathematics, please explain.
>>581190426correct these gakis
>>581189341A good chunk of hdg is made up of degenerates.We should start yelling at AH to make modding impossible.
>>581190472anon... you know this thread has no reading capabilities; pointing it out with actual numbers serves you no good
>plays with 4chan>acts surprised when xhe finds out it is full of degenerate freaks and gooners of all weird kindsI have a feeling we will be filtering out a lot of reddit safespacers today.
>>581190180Halloween Calypso event horizon
Can that modder who is fixing helldivers with AI code and LUA scripts fix SAM sites being useless?
>>581190891kekypow
>>581190126Now I was never forced to larp as a soldier by my government, but how exactly does shooting off a lunchbox make a tank explode?
>>581191553I'm all for dunking on swiggers but on this particular malicious design who caresI don't think stowage bins have ewer caused an actuwul bastion to die in ordinawy usage
>>581191859I’m on the right.
>>581191827>t. Sven
>>581191859Truth enforcer is a big guy.
>>581191859
>>581191859Wtf is that in the back
>>581192237literally me
>>581192320>pulls out me scythe
>>581191859these specimens should be studied for their gross resistance to cringing
I just want to say to all predittors and/or trannies in this thread, that you're being logged and I wish you a very swift end to your miserable existence. Niggers.
cosplay kino instead
>>581189115wtf are you me
>>581192536
>>581192237>Ocean of cringe>the cringiest one is a faggot>everyone makes a circle around him because of cringe>every soul in this world makes a circle around all those in the photo because cringeIt's like a mini loop. That faggot in the middle genuinely thinks he can be a woman and cringes at the thought of being what biologically he is, a man.That's a deep reflection of a society corrupted by the kikes
>>581189115>
>>581192786girlfriend doko
>>581189264Me second from left
dead thread
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241601795714/76561198126520852Lobby!
For me its 3
>>581145952I wanna see how game will look with all boosters enabled Is there a cheat that lets you equip multiple boosters ?
>>581193383Usually 2 or 3 for me. Im usually the first to the pods so I save whatevers closest for the person running up the ramp.
>>581193383
>>5811933643/4
>>581193608The bottom lets everyone choose first Usually 4
>>581193364FVLL.
>>581193459>2 boostersYou need more? You have 2 fucking EAT drops for mission you fucking chud
Are headless faggots always cheaters or not? I don't want to kick an innocent.
>>581194075You used to be able to become headless without any cheats before. They patched that.However, if you became headless "legitimately", you can keep that as long as you never change armor for the rest of your life. If you change it, it is gone.Or if you use cheats you can still easily do it whenever you want.So it is not possible to tell if they got it "legitimately" or used cheats.
>>581194075Theyre using a glitch to give themselves two armour passives. In other words, yes.
>>581194075>>581194343I thought that was just my graphics fucking upcrazy
>>581188627there aren't, its literally madeup blackmail to rile up a hate mob to ruin people they don't like
>>581189115veri trve
Is hulk surge over yet?
>>581189115>Uoooooh big round belly, so erotic.Are vore-divers allied with preg-divers?
One-two needs to have gas grenades to match the Stoker of efficiency.
I like the EAT surplus. Expendable divers just keep winning.
>>581196057Stupid retard squid
>>581196057Two uses across the team is a fucking joke for anything except maybe blitz missions
Equality on sea GL with equality on sea armor wheee
Equality on Sea?More like End of Service!
>>581196057rape all squidposters>>581196837rape all catspoters
Guys, can the Eagle Gas Strike destroy fabricators, detector / jammer tower?
>catspoters
>>581197102yes, but only if the projectile lands directly on the object, not near it.will be nerfed soon though.
>>581193383I always go for 2 and I don't really know whyjust seems the most comfy
>>581193383I am naturally attracted to 4 and I don't know why.
>helldiver themed nightmareI need to play other games
>>581196318The gane is so easy anyways. The two EAT won't really change anything.
>>581197423I keep having nightmares that my Glock jams in a life-threathening scenario, despite it shooting countless thousands of rounds at the range and never jamming.something something insecurity?
>>581166096counterpoint:
was not aware I shared a thread with mostly pedophilesguess it's good I never dive with you freaks>>581197613based
I like both
>>581197613Hello? Yes, sex with Helen
I'm so desperate for pussy, I'd let a fat trailer trash crackwhore to bang me
>>581197705Don't call me based, I love cunny as well.
>>581197938All fun and games until you genuinely can't get your dick hard because you are just repulsed by what you are seeing.
>>581193364GGs
>>581193364GGs.
My son racked up 118K SC on my Super Credit Card on accidentIm sending him to K
>>581193364gg
>>581198594Sorry I mean my wife's son
>>581198617THERE GOES MY HERO
>>581198617You were dropped into another lobby, no wonder we could't reinforce you.
>>581194918Whatever argument that chud with the voice mod had was lost the moment he said cunny was a slang word pedophiles used. This is the most obvious blatant hit piece targeting people who cannot define fiction and reality over loli porn, and predator behavior where they're forcing bystanders into a position to save themselves, agree with him, and spread his narrative. The only reprehensible thing on that video is the moron victim blaming a literal child.Also, he said that pic related was fetish art when it's just Mika choking on a cake roll. You'd have to be just as goonbrained as Lilita to think of this as a fetish.
>>581198617>WELL LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE
>>581198617SALUTE
>>581198617impressive
>>581198617They sent your ass to delta halo god damn
>>581198617Wouldn't be the first time I see a game straight up deleting a player when they go too far out of bounds
>>581199126I can hear this image.
>>581199273https://youtu.be/7p2njznHENkWe have to go back
Do you like airburst/cluster bomb?
>>581199336>Butchered Anniversary versionhttps://youtu.be/nD-PTA0WTlI?si=-yJ_HLieGVcp-1i2
>>581199340No, because then I am basically forced to a solofag playstyle in order to avoid super reddit comedy gold friendly fire deaths.
>>581199413My official theme for sample berry picking
>tfw never had to go through my "sample picking" phase because I just mindlessly played the game normally and got everything maxed out within 150 hours anywayI feel a bit left out but then I cope by reminding myself it is just boring useless grind,but it was not boring because I never even farmed them on purpose in the first place...
>>581198827>Whatever argument that chud with the voice mod had was lost the moment he said cunny was a slang word pedophiles usedPedophile cope
>>581199340Yes when it's not hulk surge
>>581199837To me I loved the rush of finding 5 super samples under the chicken wing rock or digging up 6 rare samples all at onceLeaving the game with a total of 32 samples in my pocketsNow you can sample hunt for newdivers that need them
>>581197613I enjoy both booba and cunny, therefore, sex with the entirety of the GFL2 cast.
>>581200134don't forget the izzat farmer who doesn't realize he picked up someone elses 30 sample canister at some point and then forgets to extract
>>581200162What about sex with chibis?
what about host lobby you pedonigger
>>581200991Do it yourself
>>581201038I’ll start doing this as soon as the swedish bastards allow me to create a lobby link within the game without touching my Steam profile.
>>581201171you can post lobby links without including your steam id at the end, dummy.
>>581200945arent those chibis for pulling cheeks or something
>>581201171>>581200991borgar
>>581201171>being this scared of harmless disctroonsSeek help.
>>581200781still get the samples tho
>no lobbyrecommend me some borgar menu
Lobby Doko!!
New drawing :)
d10 saving blueberries from aerial hulks in a megacitysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241610823788
>>581202151rape all eruptor fags
>>581202151Why are they brown
>>5812021633/4alive game, come make it an alive general
>>581198617if only we could all escape this hell....dive
>>581202163FVLL
>>581202302WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>581202151forgot to mention I'm trans btw
>newest reddit drama is that the companion app guys are all pedosDoes everyone and their dog diddle kids these days? What the fuck? I swear they’re beyond number.
>>581202968>he doesn't know where he just postedAnon...
>>581202968look up
and how exactly do you know such information
>>581202151IT WAS ME BARRYI KNOCKED YOU OVERWITH THE BOLT PISTOL
>>581201736Nothing prevents you from doing both.
>>581203762anime creature built for brawnydiver rape
>>581202151I am in this picture and I don't like it :(Eruptor does have heavy pen but it seems like it is impossible to kill hulks from the front?
>>581204281Because you missed the eye and hit the face plate instead.
>>581183701do not post my wifes
>>581204374you're wifes are sluts that like to bounce on my dick
I look like this
>>581193383one or two if im hosting 4 if im joinning a lobby
>>581204576why would you lie on the internet?
>>581202790>bronoid portuguese still seething
Uh oh gamergirl melty
>>5812021633/4 again
>>581202163full again
uh oh gucci melta
>>581145952I don’t get why people keep picking it. Just call down a supply pod at the start.
>Elden Ring Crossover>Horse>Armour gives iframes when leaping>2 handed greatsword
This mod cures homophobia.
>>581205564This isn't a boydiver mod THOUGH
babe, go to sleep, apofes dropped yet another dogshit face model
>steam://joinlobby/553850/1097752416108237883/4
>>5812021633/4, boogs this time
>>581205973>>581206002Damn full already?? I just launched my game :(
>>581205973FVLL
>>581202163>>5812059734th guy possibly crashed while connecting, we're monitoring the situation closely
>>581206125 nvm, other anon died of ligma
>>581206106ur 2 slow
>>581205973>>581202163FVLL, with a successful connection this time
>>581205795seen it, hate it.both apofes and abdo disappointed me recently.
lolilobby doko
lobster doko
RAPE ALL LOBBY SPOT STEALERS
please just give me any lobbyI've been waiting doing pubdives and everytime I miss a lobby in the nick of time god
steam://joinlobby/568193/109819220672623991;^)
https://files.catbox.moe/z69kcv.mp4
>>581205564
>>581209648can I rape this horse girl?
>>581209648
>>581210834
So are they really about remove a mod overvoli/anime?
You're charge of balancing the C-14 Gauss rifle from starcraft. How would you introduce it to Helldivers 2.
j1 you nigger, fix your internet
>>581212795I played startcraft when I was 6 years old man I have no fucking idea.
>>581212795Make it cool and fun.
de-escalator and supply pack is now my primary
>>581210071Aniki... What have they done to you...
>>581212795Give it heavy MG ergo, make it fire faster, give it few more mags and less ammo per mag, 120 rounds per mag sounds right.Make it primary. Also keep it heavy pen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujIAlso in the same warbond you better release a stratagem that allows you to summon a SC power armor.
>>581213630I am so tired of these flying heavies, they stopped being funny after the 500th time...
Lobby Doko!!!
fuck this I'm gonna go take a nap instead
>>581214040I am going to fuck you while you take a nap (gently, in a romantic way)
>>581195216Absolutely not. Pregfags are into the thought of fertility and maybe belly worship. Vorefags are into the thought of devouring and murdering another person. Vore is only BARELY above scat and snuff in terms of being the worst fetish out there.
>>581214168you know what fuck it I'm too mad from missing like 5 lobbies to be sleepy anywaysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241626300203/76561198058438282Join
>>5812143372/4 get in here
>>581213505>120 rounds per magHMG only has 100 rounds per drum...also you've essentially made a HMG primary that's better than the HMG support.
>>581214337full, we rolling
>>581214334>another personjokes on you it's my fetish because my psyche mashed together my desire for closeness with my desire to die
>can't warp into mech bunkersis this a bug, or is the warp pack's ability to warp into all the other bunkers the actual bug?
this is subsonic, why does it kick almost as bad as the standard liberatoreven tap firing makes it hard to land a headshot
anyone up for a randomizer
>>581214694Thank you for proving my point, degenerate.
>>581195216No. I hate vorefags.
>>581215162So it's actually kind of funny, but when I asked this question to my friend who works at arrowhead, he told me the gun fires supersonic bullets filled with a normal amount of powder because it's cheaper than producing subsonic rounds. The silencer is filled with brushes that slow the bullet down once it's fired to reduce noise.
>>581215162Swedish exceptional realism.
helldivers 2?
>>581217073That's not how silencers work. That's not what baffles, or wipes, are for. Cheaping out on subsonic ammo is not a thing.
Well?(The meme shouldve swapped the guns on buzz and woody)
>>581218428You know that and I know that, but does super earth know that?
>when you see a new guy in a /hdg/ lobby for the fourth day in a row and he still hasn't developed telepathic team communication abilities and adapt to how we do things around hereI have been really patient with you lil bro, you better lock in because sometimes I wish we had Gucci instead of you.
>>581218549don't care, still using me Verdict
>>581218428>Cheaping out on subsonic ammo is not a thing.this is very much a real thinga lot of militaries don't want to deal with the hassle of stocking both supersonic and subsonic variants of the same cartridge and will instead just cut holes in the barrels of integrally suppressed guns to reduce the muzzle velocity of standard supersonic ammo to subsonic speeds
>>581218670You sound raped
>>581191931The strongest light pen attack an ENEMY can do is like 60 fucking damage, not the varaible's 2707 damage on total mode to these stowage boxes. Not to mention that even if you destroy all 6 boxes with the variable on total mode it should be transferring over 16,000 damage to the bastions 8000 main HP and kill it twice over, yet it doesn't, so there the damage modelling/transferring isn't as straight forward as it seems.No bastion is being killed because some bot trooper plinked three 35 damage bot blaster rounds into a stowage bin they don't even intentionally aim for. Anyone outraged at this is being performative and anyone who thinks these stowage boxes represent some critical weakpoint crippling the bastions survivability is an idiot
You guys are subhuman but at least you don't go on moral crusades against "PDFs" reposting loli hentai. I guess it can always get worse
>>581220485/hdg/ is a divine mixture of furries and cunny connoisseurs.
>>581220485it shoudnt be on helldivers. but lolicon also isnt csam, in america at least.
>>581214570Well fug, I didn't remember how many rounds HMG had in it, I thought it was 200 per drum.
>YOU DONT GET IT BRO!! I'M ONLY ATTRACTED TO DRAWINGS OF UNDERAGE GIRLS!!!! IT'S TOTALLY NOT THE SAME THING AS BEING A PEDOPHILE!!!!Not surprised at all that this place is a pedophile infested shithole. Every accusation from the trooncord is just a confession at this point.
>>581218670If you can't carry the newfren that's on you buddy. I enjoy the challenge he brings.
>jeet brigade dead>beckvam liberated >MO won >bug front losing groundBotgods are mogging bugchasers again.
Over 9000 soldiers died for my right to crank it to DK Bananza Pauline porn
>>581221285Return to Reddit, faggot. This is a cunny/furry general.
>>581221441billions of lakes vanished so I can crank it to human-on-pokemon AI generated porn
>>581221574Futa gardevoirs owe me sex
>>581221663non-futa gardevoirs owe me babies
>>581214337ggsnow I rest in peace
Lobby Doko!!!!
>>581221345Did you forget you lost an MO a few days ago? The first loss in a while? Granted CyBergs are Joel's Ultramarines he can use to izzat farm the community but still.
I don't want cancer
>>581222561TOO BAD CATNIGGER DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>581222710AAAAIIIIIEEEE
>>581220971god, i WISH it had 200 per drum.no, sadly, only a 100 shots of heavy ass destruction.MG has a 175 round box, and the Stalwart has a mind boggling 250 round box, and you can carry 3+1 of those. Sure, the box has a sticker that says "Light Pen", but that is a lot of rounds.
>>581222710>....and the 3 anons under himYou're getting cancer too bro
>>581222948May Allah smite whomever generated this gif of rigby being punched
>>581223090so be it
>>581222948I will save you.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241636988409/76561198059803942
>>581222561Brigador warbond with blackhand support weapon when?
>>581200945Super sex with chibis
>>581221663Futa gardevoir owes me a facefuck
>>5812233513/4
Sex with Service Technician
>>581223650ewwwwwwwwwwww
>>581221856Why would someone draw this :(
>>581223749Khyleri enjoys drawing macabre situations. Such as a piplup named "Bidet" being released to clean up in a public toilet.
>>581222131The past is meaningless. Only the present matters. Look forward in life not backwards.
>>581223749Some people get off on suffering and even straight up gore. Having looked down that rabbithole it's not really that surprising that the entire guro fetish is made up almost entirely of trannies.
>>5812233513/4 pls respond we doing moonkino bugs
>>581223749I think they're funny
>>581223351Full
>>581223953Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
>>581224229we're still 3/4 you fucking klondike bar.
>>581223749miscarriage is a very real thing anon,artist is just being brutally realistic
Just cheated in 2000 SC for the tank warbond :)
>>581224343
>>581224301Fate cares not for your desires. You are a passenger along for the ride.
>>581223641we still 3/4 but fuck it we dive, feel free to join before a rando does.
>>581214334In a spiritual sense, part of love is a desire to be one and unify with another person which is why we make physical contact with each other like hugging and penetration (sex) as the ultimate expression, becoming one flesh like the way we were unified with the creator. So in that sense vore is all about love and togetherness <3
they just keep 1-upping OP shit with every new warbond. Pretty soon the guns will just fire hellbombs. The magic in this game is gone and the challenges have become a cakewalk. Brainless devs feeding a brainless playerbase
>>581224343>tank warbondWhere's the tank?
>>581224686You lost nerftroon.
>>581224343Aren't wagecels the unemployed?On acount that they aren't getting any wages.
>>581224639NOW we fvll.
wait a minute, something ain't right
>>581224343webm wasn't good or funny the first 50 times you posted it
>>5812247913 whole tankjobs!
>>581224686lol
>>581224943I laugh every time I see it.
>>581223749
>>581225087Ok cool he's a sadistic freak.
>>581190126This is kind of a nothing burger because I don't think there's any light pen damage from enemies that deals more damage than the peacemaker
>>581224686Just so you know, I blow up all melee users indiscriminately when they try running towards enemies because I can instantly kill the enemies and you are a fool for using a melee weapon.
>>581224671You pervert that sense of togetherness with the desire to surrender your own sentience and be digested. There's no love involved, only the base act of being eaten. There's no love when a mother crab eats her young, or when a shark eats another of its kind.
>>581225431Nta but I'd just kick you from my lobby.
>>581225534There's a whole story arc in these about the Vaporeon sabotaging Gardevoirs relationship with her trainer In the pic where she fell down you can see frost on the stairs
>>581225572>sensitive melee diver kicks people who teamkill them when they try to izzat farm melee kills. How shocking.
>>581224686No one is stopping you from using the basic liberator sir chuddington
>>581205546Well, this game used to be designed around coop, which meant that if a squad was minmaxing, this booster was not important. But since the game got overhauled to please a casual shooter audience, it became extremely unrewarding to play as a group, and the booster offers outsized value for solo players.
Helldivers the type of niggas to smell a fresh apple pie on the windowsill and float towards it
>>581225314Xhe*
>>581225876>game used to be designed around coopplease point to a single time where running away and tossing red stratagems was not the best option
Wish they'd make more boosters that actually alter your gear in some way, like giving divers thermal scopes or helmet flashlights. Was diving in a blizzard and while it was really cool having to fire blindly and relying on scout armor to know where enemies were, it'd have been cooler to take a booster that gave us thermal scopes so we had an advantage in the blizzard.
booster system will always be terrible as long as things like, "more health and stamina," main competition are things like, "teamkill your teammates more," and, "does absolutely nothing."
>>581225353What if something huge hits the lunchbox, like a bot cannon shot
>>581225772>Constant teamkillere get kickedHow shocking niiiiiguh
>>581205546it's more for when you die>inb4 "I don't die"if you don't die, you're playing it wrong
>>581226567>constantly put yourself in situations where you get teamkilled. >get teamkilled. Melee sissies are never sending their best.
>>581226505Then it would have done the same amount of damage and penning because it was hitting the side. If anything i imagine the lunch boxes reduce damage to main- oh nvm it's 100% lolYeah I guess legally you'd lower the damage because same pen deals reduced damage.
>decide to run a fun shitpost build>give myself up to probably dying a dozen times>don't die>lay back and play a more serious loadout>try to survive >8 deaths
>>581225840The current liberator has +64% DPS compared to original, not even factoring in the +33% buff when penetration value equals armor value
>>581205546>>581226665That's the real problem with it. You're basically down an entire resupply on death. That is such a massive deal unless you're running supply pack.
>>581225840Friend of mine beat pre nerf squids with just liberator solo 10. Nothings stopping AH from balancing their game around difficulty 5
>ThighNir posts a video exposing pedos >look inside>it's animeWhat a fucking waste of time.
>>581226856Are you me?
>>581225481The sport path is all about surrendering the ego to the divine and its will. Ultimately the fate of all life is to be eaten and digested, there would be no life without this energy transfer process. This is the way our creator set the universe in motion.
>>581227217if its all lolicon its a nothing burger, but arrowhead would, correctly, want to distance then.
>11/18 are completely useless and will never be pickedwhat was sweden thinking?
>>581228293>Dead sprint >Worse than nothing People are really this retarded and can't let go of sprint
>>581228293Concealed Insertion des not belong that low. Combined with a lot of expendable weaponry and it makes bots comically easy.
>>581228293Smoke pods have use.
>>581228469shooting the bots also makes them comically easy
>>581228469stealth diving looks so cool but im so bad at it. I wish there were like, special stealth missions and stuff that become nigh impossible to finish if you get detected.
>>581226856>loadout that works for me is better than the loadout retards think works for them
>>581228574The point is free smoke on pods + spammable AT means you not only dish out constant firepower, but the bots just can't shoot back.
I hope the helldivers movie has Indian actors in it as India is a large supporter of Arrowhead and Sweden.
new?
>>581228293>deadsprint bad>stamina goodLight sissy detected.
new bread doko
>>581223351One left so 3/4 now.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241636988409/76561198059803942moon bugs
>>581227217it's fucking insane that normies manage to be so weird about pedoshit that they actually manage to make the freaks that jerk off to chinese cartoons of seven year seem sympathetic
>>581228293Doesn't that booster from polar patriots reduce effects of acid slow and shit like that?
>>5812233513/4 one anon had bad internet moment
new>>581229291>>581229291>>581229291
>>581228469>>581228538Smoke pods get max value if you get a sentry user on your team.It gives you enough time to recognize and disable the threat before it can shoot you.
>>581227381And yet He intentionally did not design us to eat each other. There's so many stopgaps in the human brain designed to reject cannibalism that the only justification you can use for your fetish is a defective mind.
