Buggy edition>Newest trailer:https://x.com/marvelrivals/status/2097339185980129311>Newest Hero: Gorr the God Butcherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5jn4G_6rgg>Season 10: Dev Vision Vol. 21https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuHC-3hbyk>Season 10 Battle Pass: The Godbomb | Official Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qmJc2DMl8>Season 10 Roadmaphttps://x.com/MarvelRivals/status/2097701574688784831/photo/1▶SCHEDULE>Season 10 - OUT NOW!▶RESOURCES & INFORMATION>Latest Content Patch Noteshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/>Latest Balance Patch Noteshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/balancepost/20260908/41667_1313334.html>Announcementshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/announcements/>Official Hero Statisticshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/>Wikihttps://marvelrivals.fandom.com/Previously on /mrg/: >>580966753
Psylocke’s game
>>581180851Edward’s woman
Sex with old men
>A collection of mods was just released for Helldivers 2 that gives all of the bug enemies huge tits>Apparently NetEase is going to release Brood Queen who will more than likely get the same treatmentThings are going well
I can't stop playing White Fox. Help!
>Gorr's your butthole
>>581181028All Brood are women, as well.Except for that genetic mistake Broo
>>581180931i was just about to post that pic
I play Luna Snow and Luna Sparks exclusively because I have AGP.
>>581181129Theres always more
>>581180931>>581181379It's just JP from Street Fighter 6.
>>581181379true...
>>581181441And we're having sex with him too
JEFF THE SHART
>>581181028>Apparently NetEase is going to release Brood Queen(Subject to change)
>>581182173someone got jeffmogged and is upset
Gooning to Venom
Rocket is so cute.
>>581182913I remember when Psylocke said that.
>>581180931Calm down Chuck
>>581182913and more
I didn't think they'd could do it but this patch feels good
>>581145747Whats funny is this isn't the first time this has happened.
>>581187436Really? When did it happen before?
>>581187612About a week ago another eternity player was bitching about elgayian
>>581187436>>581188630everybody whines , especially at high elo
jubilee sucks off old men in motel rooms hoping to find a father for shogo
Wolverine feels like a "playing with a stack" character because I get a kidnap and get zero follow up.
>>581186029I got the pass instantly when I saw that skin.
>>581189128His kidnap really only works well if you have a rocket jump pack to take them as far into your team as possible. Some rockets don't even put their beacon down in the waiting room so you might not even get it till later
>>581189128some of the people who play this game have a low vidya IQ. that Dragon Ball MOBA Gekishin Squadra is switching genres to a third person arena CTF game due in part to the knowledge disparity between high tier players and everybody else. and i think about that relative to Rivals a lot. there's probably a LOT of people playing this hoe with a low vidya IQ.
>can't play psy season 9 cause she was giganerfed and sucked>can't play psy this season cause she was gigabuffed OP and is now permabanned is zhiyong allergic to playtesting this character? she is not that difficult to balance.
>a fly is better at playing C&D than most C&D mains
>>581189271The boner mod for it is exquisite
>>581190608Not bad.
>>581190690No thats unmodded vanilla
>>581190608
>>581190608jelly benis
>>581190608Is it on Nexus? I need to do another batch of mod downloads I've not added more in a while. Though I'm personally waiting for a slitdick mod for Gorr after seeing one short anim
>hitscans now count as a headshot if any part of the projectile hit or would hit the head as if the body wasn't therehonestly good change, having to do stupid shit like turn around with odd shaped characters to nullify headshots was bad, and anyone holding their hand up can just stop headshots for free.
>>581188753This but men younger than her
Strongest character in rivals lore wise?
>>581192620add it to projectile heroes too
I can't play wolverine at all this season. The grab just doesnt connect and people are spinning around and flying everywhere so you cant really claw them normally either. Feels bad
>>581192645Elsa
>>581192645Gorr. He scales to Knull who is stronger than Phoenix.
>>581189409>invisible assassin hero with dashes and an invulnerable ult>not hard to balanceseems to be the most impossible in the game actually
>>581192704if they keep it in they'll probably have to and then be forced to nerf headshot damage
>>581192169Why would Gorr have a slit...?
*jeffmogs you*
>>581193143*jeffrapes you*
what's the most basic spider man combo i cant kill anyone
>>581193709leave game button, only works when you have 0 kills though
>>581193134Because it's hot as opposed to a normal set of cock and balls. https://files.catbox.moe/ch8l1u.mp4>Fabulous BeastsHas season 6 dropped yet I've neglected the series..
>>581194220It has, yes.
>>581194381Based I'm gonna binge it later today.
>teammate throws a hissy fit>they're almost always a divefagGenuinely curious why dive attracts so many fucking retards
>>581181318How were your games? You said you would pocket me :(
>>581176128You're GM stuck and you're talking shit to people's assessment of the character who are Top 500 and above. I'll take your imaginary skill seriously when your character opinions actually correspond with a skilled player, not someone farming low ELO.
>>581197159It dopamine role coaster, like a slot machine, some games you get a win each pull, on others it's bare. So basically they are retards.
>>581198119>making her look a bit too Hela-ishI'm shocked that you care that your Emma looks like Hela. You have one of the worst same-face syndromes I've seen from an artist.
>>581198119holy sexgood shit, shinda
Sex with Victor von Doom
Just played against a Black Cat for the first time since the nerfsThis character got fucking obliterated from orbit (thank god)
This has to be the worst season by far. What the hell were they thinking?
>>581204535I find it practiucally the same as season 9 and 9.5 but its still better then those 2 cause Gorr is fun
>>581204535>worse than Season 3Fuck off, retard
elsa's fat ass
release the jubi skin now!!
was releasing one hero (a melee chud too) for the entire season along with a mediocre patch part of your plan?
>season 10, whatever happened there
this game seriously needs a behavior/communication score system like dota. i don't want to play with the same spastic retards who use the voice chat as a way to air out their frustration over their country's low GDPEU matchmaking doesn't work because like 80% of the people queue there have the same culture of >oh man our people are brutally honest and we won't hesitate to speak our mind>but we are also very thin skinned and snobby, and we have a strong sense of honor that we don't want tarnished>oh btw we also hate every country that neighbors us because they are rude, thin skinned and snobbythe result is that every single game just has some teenager or manchild sperging out at the scoreboard and then he pisses off all the other resident schizos and then the whole match unravels into grief picking. every single time. it's not even just because of the arab and CIS countries queuing on EU, since even the average frenchman is nigh intolerable compared to an average american.if i actually want a good match with good vibes, i have to queue NA, but then i'd be just as bad as all the non-euros queuing on EU and making it worse
>>581206893Whateva happened THERE??
>>581204535i think it's better than last season but i find that the game being better strongly correlates with how much they both nerfing healer ults for that seasonthe only thing that truly makes the game bad is the 80 iq mongoloids with the feeblest, brittlest fighting spirits playing it
>>581206948thats why i mostly queue na..eu players are definitely better at the game but everything else is better na..
>>581207089desu i don't think it's that EU players are inherently better, it's more that EU players at any given rank have to comparatively be better mechanically to attain that rank, because typically they go out of their way to make their matches harder by flaming everyone randomly and by grief picking either out of stupidity or stubbornnessmeanwhile you go on NA and you get a diamond level player in celestial who 100% deserves that rank because he will respond "oh, you're right, i SHOULDN'T play moon knight into 3 dive heroes. thanks bro" and then he goes thing and wins the game for your team. on EU he would just stay on MK while yelling in arabic
>>581206948>all the non-euros queuing on EU and making it worseHonestly I think this is the biggest problem with EU. Half the players have arab usernames and shit up comms with their genuinely disgusting language.
>>581207067I don't care about comp since I already reached Grandmaster in previous seasons and it has longer queue times and character banning periods (which waste like 3 minutes). I play only QP. I switch the music, character dialogue, voice and team speak off, and then turn on audiobooks on the second screen. QP has this problem with bot lobbies, but now it seems that they have improved the bots. I get matches like these - >I get a match with 1 or 2 bots in my team and we are fighting a full bot lobby or 1 or 2 bots in enemy team>If I win I get paired with 5-15 level players who I have to carry against higher level players>If I lose I either get another bot round or get players who are way underleveledIt is all about keeping you playing more and more. Just play more rounds, dump more time. I just want to listen to audiobooks and enjoy a bit of challenge against a human player, but the botting of QP is such a huge turnoff.
>ALL. GODS. MUST. DI-ack!
>>581198119you fucking suck jeetda
>>581210920many are saying this
Going a whole game as DPS and having 1 final hit should insta ban your account
>>581212465Then you'd never get to play the game anon
>>581198686kek
good, fuck that tree and his walls
>teammate goes mister fantastici think this might be the biggest omen that you're about to lose. even the 300 hour fantastic mains throw the second they pick this retard
if you a dps and switch role if someone else picks a 3rd dps or your team tells you to switch, it means you a little bitch
>>581199918>>581210920His proportions need a lot of work too>>581204535Lmao no
>>581214450I just won with him on my team
>>581214980this mentality is why you're hardstuck, or worse, play qp
>>581209502I get waaaay more final hits on this guy than anyone else like 20+ don't if it's just his wide melee or what I'm dogshit btw
Agp anon, you play on pc right?
>>581204535yeah, i agree with you. it hasn't sunk in for some players yet but when we get to mid-season and there's no new hero, they're gonna feel it.
Why do people shit talk their teammates into throwing? They clearly try but then some faggot says mean shit and then they ACTUALLY start throwing
One more week, kings
I love talk shit about NE like everyone, but I must admit they were able to make me like Hood. VA is a mixed bag, but the design is cool and the skills are good enough.>>581214450I hope it's in the rework list with Squirrel
>>581220553asking someone to swap is like 50/50 they throw or not even without shit talk you should just have comms off
netease nuts
>>581222870Funniest shit I've ever read
>>581221208it looks like mantis is sucking dick
>>581223172wow..i wish i were her..
>>581223252you will be mantis
>>581223172She is
>>581181318What does your voice sound like?
You can do this cringe shit in times square btw
i never been to the times square mode thingy..do people erp??
>>581223172Loki is a demanding guy
>>581213947WFbros, why are they trying to make her flop so much?
>>581224534they do, they sit in each other and i call them freaks constantly
>>581224097>nooooo don't interact with other people on the message boardyou guys are so boring, no wonder you have zero friends
>>581224717>vanilla icecream waifuYoure boring too.
>>581224678why do you go there then..
>>581219953JUST REMOVE BOTS FROM THE GAME. JUST REMOVE ALL BOTS. FOR FUCK SAKES. Jesus fucking christ. That is all it will take.
>>581225040but my waifu is the cute shark, also if we talk about the game jeffs right click needs to be buffed.
>>581223619Normal? Gay?>>581223671Going good! Maybe you should get some sleep.
>>581225273to jump around and emote as jeffpool...
>>581225317If you werent a liar youd be posting Jeff then.
>>581225441Can you do a vocaroo with your normal line please?
>>581225539>>581225589you both get jeffmogged
>>581225539based!
>>581225273to airhump people as ironman
>>581225690i jeffmog you
>>581225739wow..going there right now!
>>581225539>>581225739the aryan spirit
I think this game is a perfect example of how sexual degeneracy is a slippery slope because this is one of the only mainstream games that has beautiful sexualized females with very lewd outfits, and if you look in this thread it's full of full blown faggots who ignore the women and sexualize the men and animals. They feel comfortable because of how sexualized the game and community are already.
i dont sexualize the women in the game, i want to be them..we are nothing alike.
>>581225989If you just ignore everyone who sexualizes the females and pretend they don't exist, that's true I suppose.
>>581225989Hey, I had a Rocket folder way before this game existed.
>>581225441>Going good! Maybe you should get some sleep.Too late for that are you gaming already?>>581225589There’s not enough art of his new skin, sadly
>>581224597Yeah he is. He needs that horse cock to impregnate him
>>581224597do you think he spawns clones and spit roasts her? that would be hot
>>581226114I didn't say there weren't any, I said the general is full of faggots. Look at how the subtle implication of your post is to justify the faggotry by pointing at the abundance of straight degens, illustrating my point perfectly.
>>581226774So you were just blogging your observations?
it's okey if I only play female characters?
>>581226913I was 4channel posting my observations.
>>581226740>my darling, can we PLEASE have normal intercourse tonight?>no, do another gangbang, and throw in some Lady clones this time
>>581227037of course!
>>581225659No way!>>581226108Based.>>581226551>are you gaming already?No but I was going to in a while probably.
>>581227037Only on alternating Thursdays
>>581193043it's just basic number adjustments due to the simplicity of her kit that zhiyong keeps fucking up
psy players will say she is weak
>>581193043black cat's shop was such abysmal design they had to nerf basically every single item out of the game
>>581226740He gets his clones to jerk off as he watches himself get gaped by that horse dick
>>581227793what mind would think of such things
psy players will say they dont have agp
>>581227924he’s crying because mantis takes that Loki dick
>>581228617More like she watches loki take horse dick
>>581227924You're dealing with the same species that gave us everyone from Jesus Christ to Adolf Hitler. *Nothing* is off the table, ever.
>>581225989With that being said I will continue to sexualize characters in the game including but not limited to Venom, Gorr, Magneto, Hulk, Ultron and Devil Dinosaur. All are built for gay sex with me, unending raw gay sex.
>gorr on team>he boogorrs into the backline and dies on repeatwhy do so any dive players try to treat him like bp and spidey
>>581229007True and same
>>581226774>>581225989It’s less that there’s a lot of them and more that we’ve lost so many posters they stand out so easily now
>>581226740>>581227106>can make both male and female clones>can spawn as many as he wants Mantis is so lucky…
>>581229321His ass is too distracting when playing as him, they did this on purpose to nerf me.
>>581228617The thing is we don’t even know if that’s true for Rivals Loki. They’ve already changed some stuff like Hela having no relation to them apparently.
>>581227194>No but I was going to in a while probably.Have fun then we still need to find a way to play together one day
>>581229739Hela was only ever a spawn of Odin in the MCU. She has no relation to Thor or Loki in the comics
>>581229385>that meme with a happy Mantis coveri g herself with a sheet doing a selfie in bed with several mummified Lokis scattered in the backgroundMy kingdom for a drawfag!
>>581230386I know, in the comics she’s a daughter of Loki but she’s not even that here, just her own independent deity. They’re going for their own thing.
>>581227924This happened in Norse mythology
>trans flag pinmiss me with that shit
>>581230383You could just post your ign....or I could too I guess... I just made a new account the other week for reasons I won't get into here.
>>581233014Thats the bisexual one, retard
what is rogue doing in her mvphttps://x.com/marvelrivals/status/2100260926725251340
>>581233014he's an ally! it fits since you love gay sex so trans sex is gay?
>>581233156>Rogue is literally eating hot chips and lyingbravo China
>>581233156she's making a fucking mess. who is going to clean this up? and you better not say gambit
>>581233014Symbiotes are technically genderless so it makes sense
>>581232350I don’t think myth Loki ever watched himself jerk off to anything, no
>>581232350That's only in the Prose Eddas version. There's no mention of it in the original myths.
>>581233014He has to match Sai's colors somehow
>>581233127stfu freak
>>581233156she just woke up from sex with me
>>581233479Don't they take the gender of their host?
>>581235248Based black bvll
>>581235248calm down, erik
>>581227194Awww why not?
How few skins is Adam selling for the devs to decide to never buff him and kmeep ghim a permanent 1% userate (it used to be 2% till they gutted his healiong and then nerfed his damage ontop)>>581235359All-Black calls herself mother of all Symbiotes but in reality she is genderless too. But we dont call her it because she developed her identity through her hosts despite neither of the 2 being males.
I know they won't but I wish they'd take away the blatant rigged matchmaking. It's stomp then get stomped
>>581235359If we're talking appearances, yes, though the recent Venom run with it bonded to Mary Jane showed it can alter itself to take whatever shape it needs. They reproduce aesexually on thier own so the gender identity they take on from thier hosts is essentially window dressing
>>581235248We know Wade we know
>>581235248mon ami...
>>581213947apparently it was a bug and it's already patched
>someone managed to train that fruit fly brain to play C&DC&Dfags are never recovering from this. Imagine playing a character that's so easy even a fly could do it
>>581239593flymaxxing
>>581239759it's ovah...chaosbros...
>>581239759
>>581239759greasy handjobs from jubilee before bed
>>581239759when are they adding the chroma you get from the plushie?
Man, I can't do White Fox bnb combo in the real match...
>>581239836no way that shit was intentional
>>581240348stroke stroke suck?
>>581239759>>581239971>2 jeff skins on the same daytorch overdosing on pills from the cabinet as we speak
>>581239593>even a fly can play the role that's effectively "Press M1" ad infinitum across the boardWell, yeah. It's kind of the point, anon.
>>581240460it was in the patchnotes, dude
they totally changed wanda since last time I played
>>581239836>incoming damageSo is it damage or CC?
>>581240541torch is as they say jeffmogged
>>581239759>jubes and mag are gachaniceee hope my luck isn't shit
>>581240540Yes. Everyone is homo.
For me it’s the ninja woman
I got suspended for throwing for the first time but it was on my alt account so I'm just going to move to my other account. They could fix this if they did hardware bans but rn i like that i can just game their shitty chinese system
>>581241986kunoichi*
>>581241986We know Venom.
>>581239971Venom in a suit is so erotic and something I've wanted for ages..
>>581241446> Everyone is homoThat is our genus, yes. Did you have an actual point, anon?
Elsa sex...
>>581242475why not get a modder to make one before now?
Rocket feet....
>MEANWHILE, IN THE INSOMNIAC UNIVERSE
>>581243897if this was a game about a wolverine cosplayer getting into high octane hijinks then it would be peak
>>581243307I honestly don't see myself ever getting a modder to make something as there's always a possibility in the future mods outright die ya know?
>>581244170wasn't there a batman game with some random dudes dressed up as vigilantes
>>581243897This reminds me, I had a Wolverine tackle me right into my own Scarlet Witches ult. He wasted it on the tank and not the glowing red woman having a freak out.
>>581242475And if he was barefoot
Fox lady is a lot of fun.
>>581243897Sinister is in this too? Damn>>581244434Probably not
>>581244770There's that one modder who makes it his sole meaning to make barefoot edits of skins so it'll happen for regardless, I'm winning and will buy the skin despite not playing Venom myself, heh.
>Thor sneakily stole the point (only me on WF tried to stop him, died)>they still failed to push payload till the end>in the 2nd round some retard spammed giving up button 2-3 timesWtf is wrong with people's mentality? It was more than winnable (even if we lost in the end)
SOON...
>>581243897This looks terrible.
>>581246964Marvel needs teens
>>581246964Would they adapt the Afro-Puerto Rican one from the comics or the Mexican one from the MCU?
I and a retard creature guy. Not as a sexual thing, I think it's just about liking crash bandicoot and looney toons as a kid. I love wacky critters.That being said, why are there no female critters? The only one I can think of is cosmo from the guardians movie, but in the comics that's a male.
>>581245184You just want to stare at the enemy venom diving you
>>581243897how did they manage to make it look like an indie game with such a budget?
>>581247680the former
dancing in the disco as jeff is so funny
>>581247929That's the entire reason I play with cock and bulge mods, so I can stare at them when playing.
>>581247719Tippy toe and ratatouille from the Dracula map but you can't play them
>>581243897kekchange playback speed to 1.5 and it isn't too gay
>>581243897Why is he so expressionless when it supposed to be pretty intense scene.
When are they going to add the ORB ?
>>581249387Insomniac fucked up their facial stuff ever since they changed og peter's face into a tom holland lookalike for mcu synergy. Whoever was the main person for facial animations back then was probably fired and replaced with someone who isn't as good
>>581247210Bring in the Power Pack
>>581243897LET THE BUBVERINE... OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
So hows the new patch?
>>581251101I'd like a mod where everytime wolverine swings instead of the cutting snikt noise it's just the same bub soundbite over and over
>>581243897>FAMILIAR>MELODIC>HUMMING
When?
would you betray the human race for this?
>>581252040for what?
>>581252040No it looks like any woman
>>581251886Don't let Sai see this.
>>581252121m*tie women
Cute Valentina Eve spray! We WILL be watching Ignite for it tomorrow
i enjoy this breed of scarlet witch player that just floats upwards in rank because they get MVP every game despite being basically a spectator while their team plays 5v6
>>581251283Ah right I forget mrg doesn't play the game
>>581248774Good reason
>>581252929I do this when I play punisher.
>>581252282who?
>>581253336As a Thor that has gotten shotgunned please stop
Who are you voting for?
>>581254039clearly, jeff has the most experience
>>581254039loki and venom are going to get jeffmogged
>>581254039What's their tax policies?
>>581254039Is a full suit comp possible now?
>>581254265>Venom>Cap>Jeff>Psylocke>GambitDont think there's another DPS with a suit skin....?
>>581251886That's pretty cool actually
>>581254570Magneto?
>everyone and their mothers getting suit skins... except emmal.m.a.o.
>>581254570Ironman or DD or Moon knight
>>581253591I can't, I need to help my team..
>>581254039jeff gawd
>>581252040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZsKHDOwfg
>>581252040I have already betrayed the human race.
>AAYAAA IF I AM NOT CONSTANTLY POCKETED I CAN'T PLAY
>>581254718too busy owning slaves in egypt
>>581253470She's a pro support player for Swamp Gaming, the second best NA team
>>581255449something about these people look off
>>581254039the jeffmogger
>>581254570Venom, Cap, DD, MK, White Fox, Jeff
>>581256407Magneto, Rogue, Blade, DD, CnD and Jubilee for all pajamas.
Jeff getting fucked in the ass by Venom
Did my 10 placement matches and got gold 2, am I good getting the Gorskin now or do I need to play another 10 and stay gold
>>581256807REALLY!?
>>581256807wow..
>>581251886Calm down psylocke
Elsa marrying me
I told you retards Rogue's ass will not be visible in the new skin because both layers of Rogue's PJs were not going to be transparent.
>>581251886Venom vs Dark Star Remina crossover when?
>>581258335unfortunately, would've been too sex
>>581250824This but make them younger
>>581258335Yeah I'm not getting it unless her ass cheeks are hanging out like her cowgirl or savage lands skin
>nobody plays hitscan>dive can you what they wanthow can you fix hero shooters?
>>581252040>>581252226They would betray the mutoid race for me
>she cant play hitscan lol..
>>581259227i'm bad
>>581258849Dangerously based
>>581259227Why would I when they keep making melee viable and handing out free bonus health for existing?
>>581258335sadly since her toes are visible too. would've been peak if she just wore a see-through gown.
.
>>581260550As he should
>>581260550you need to post game count and ranks, otherwise you're just a faggot
>>581260636its gm+ with 15% pickrate. anyone who thinks this hero is balanced is out their mind. then again, nothing is this trash game is.
>>581256407>suits vs pj's>conservatives vs liberals >right vs left>evil vs evilHEVEN OR HELLLET'S ROCK!!!
>>581251650My cute skelly wife
cute mod!
>>581260550>DPS IQ test is back
>>581254039Daily reminder that all three of thier names appear in the Epstien files, multiple times.
>>581254039The onahole.
>can only get to gold 1 even if you win all placementsThat's not very cool
>>581261320Wade I swear to whatever nonsense you hold sacrosanct that when I find you I will rip you in twain and FUCK THE STUMPS
ulting a portaling strange as jeff is very satisfying
>>581262062>hero shooters>IQlmao
>>581262563I placed diamond 2
>>581262985>getting stonewalled on Wakanda convoy map, near team wipe with 45ish seconds left>tank switches to Strange for last second portal>as we're all gathered waiting for portal enemy Spidey swings in, snags him and pulls him off the map>our entire team be like:
I wish everyone in this game was a woman and the only clothes they had on were panties and bras. Storm's bikini is so sexy
>>581264658If everyone is a woman then nobody is a woman. -Sun Tzu
>>581263543BIG
>>581264806That was MLK Jr., you fucking idiot
Fucking finally, 2 days before it's gone. I hate this gacha skin faggotry so much it's unreal.
>>581264806I never said that shit
>>581264806He did say that shit
>>581264806i clapped when he said that.
>>581264883MEATY
Should I learn Wolverine or is he too circumstantial?
since when is wolverine circumcised??
>>581264992kinda scary honestly
>>581239759>Mag and Jubes are gachaNOOOOOOOOO!!!!>>581239971>Suit venom is free Neat I guess
>>581266364he lost a bet
>>581266257I have not been doing well with him this season at all he's tough, but he IS kinda good at killing dino despite not being able to kidnap. He's also one of the few dps who can instakill both supports with ult
Peeling with gorr is so free. Good against dive tanks and the dive dps. Thank god for a fun anti dive option
>>581265887Spongebob!
Buff Mag
>>581265887ASSES
>>581266364Its been done several dozen times, actually
>>581261873>mugged Tandy for her new pjs cause she didn't get anySusan's greed knows no bounds...
Please for the love of god add Tigra holy shit.
>>581266385what is
What if they sliced open zhiyong's stomach and pulled everything out from there in the next dev vision. Or what if they rip out danny koo's eyeballs and put his head on a pike instead
>>581267867HmmmNo
>>581267930God damn.
>>581267932what if you uninstalled this game and went outside
>>581267524but that's where poopee comes from
>>581268050Why would I do that there's smog out there
>>581261873>old hag sue panties
>>581267932I still don't get how you guys hate the balance in this game.
Only Rivals can save The Inhumans. >Black Bolt>Lockjaw>MedusaAll solid picks
>>581268295Troon face
>>581268368There should be more games where you can kill people by shouting at them so I agree. Give use the Illuminati storyline starting Blackagar Boltagon or something
>>581268368
>>581268368can't wait til 2028 when we get them
>>581268806So you're saying if I scream slurs into my mic about my garbage team it will give Black Bolt a buff?
>>581267867>Black Cat but an actual furry
>>581269207No that's a debuff and also he does less damage to muties at base because they're more popular
>>581268806>ult has all other audio cut for a second as he screams I HATE NAGGERS
>>581267867Tigra and Carol!
List of characters we definitely don't needEvery spidershitter clone that existsCarol DanversHonestly just about every gamma mutate, just give Hulk more toolsAmerica ChavezThe gay krakoan version of mutiesDon't really need more muties in general
>>581270319>Carol DanversOpinion discarded, Carol is the GOAT
>>581268368They should but they won't because they're dead since Muggas are back. and if they add Eternals at all or before them, then I'm madat least add Lockjaw>giant, teleporting Cujo>melee tank with shields, short range teleport to get in and eat babies then get out>ult is a full team teleport with some extras because multiple characters with full team teleports usable at swap will actually kill the game>look he's smiling
why are rank up games so hard, it feels like they try to give you the hardest battles and this is low elo too
>popping balloons here grants discounts forokay, bottom line can I get the bathing suit for wanda with 1800 units or no? this wording is all shifty and I don't see the actual price of the outfit
>>581271147Discount applies to the other skin so likely not. It's gambling it's not cheap.You COULD get lucky (you won't)
Young pretty and femaleThis seems empty but also dangerousYou are more than an entertainer you are a leader amongst your people quite an important role
>>581271147Its luck based. You may have to spend it all, or you might get lucky and hit the jackpot and get everything for the price of a single try. The discount only applies to the other character skin, and ONLY if you spent actual units on the other one.
>>581271147no2400 units for one of the balloon skins if you don't get lucky
>>581271318>>581271443>>581271463Bah. Gay chink bullshit.
Pls gonggong I just wanna get lucky on Mag or Jubes gacha...
is the jubi gatcha out yet? i cant be bothered to launch the game..
>>581271607oh... i got it in one
>>581272086And now he's hooked
>>581272086What are the panties like
>>581272205hmmm, is white fox good, or should I go for femloki?>>581272449i can't see any more than you can in the preview
>>581272748Go in the range and look up
>>581271342weird image but cute luna>>581270319decent list most of these can eat shit a few more could be added
>>581036705>>581041152So if any of you have a goystation 4 collecting dust and playing on the PC you can transfer your steam account on the console and instantly get the trophies for the steam achievements you've unlocked. Since I already unlocked all the achievements I instantly got the platinum trophy when I linked my account.
>>581273319
>>581275093Man why are you listening to my perverted ass give me 30 dollars
Cat wife and her wife and their idiot husband
>>581275647wow..
>>581275647Being into cuck porn isn't any less pathetic when it's a lesbian doing the cucking
>>581275647*their idiot trans wife
>>581277332>having two wives to fuck makes one a cuck now[*hits pipe*]
>>581277332You're weird
>>581260550unironically this >>581262062 has to be it because every single time i am up against dino, i go bucky or mantis and hard stomp the game. that winrate must be because of the retarded dive only players not understanding why their team is crumbling behind them
>>581277556That’s Gwen’s thing>>581278340That’s Rajesh’s thing
Stop dissing the fly, that little bastard locked in on the Terror Cape usage and hit like six fuckers with it. Generational play.
Do people think gorr is op or what? He keeps just wiping my team always. I'm a qp warrior though.
strategist feels awful to play right now
about to start playing ranked just so I don't have to play with console nigs who have open mics playing the tv behind them
*smoke alarm beeps*
>>581282028I turned off voice chat the first day this game went public and have never turned it on since.
help a black panther is coming to violate me
>>581282359Calm down gayde
>fox in every gamemake it end
sorry..
>>581282359I don't think so, m8
Why don't supports ping the dps that is diving them ever? I turn around to check on them as a tank and they're half dead before I can do anything.
>>581283602When I play support, I do.
>>581283602uhmm my sis and i do it all time and use the i need help voiceline..
>>581282942>>581283343but look >>581282259
Soon
luna team up with fox does fuckin nothing
>>581284503>luna team up with fox does fuckin
>>581244434Gotham City Imposterswas ahead of its time really
>play for an hour>still working on my 2nd win of the day
>>581262062unironically someone in here said "why would I shoot dino he doesn't do anything just ignore him"fucking kek
>>581283712>>581283757Typical dumb slut bimbos lying as easily as they breathe. You really need a cock up your asshole to humble you, huh?
>>581284503its not that bad..it heals you a bit and imo the best way to use it, is to combo with your snowball. it pretty much guarantees it will hit them.
>>581286341if the person you 'charm' is in motion it wears off before they stop moving, it's kinda ass
Time for the age of miracles.
>>581286751its fine really, if they get charmed at all they will most likely get cc further because snowball is borderline hitscan now. this is of course assuming you are within 10m and not just spamming chokes.
current game play feels like>dino thing wanda emma gorrjust press w and hold left click and roll over my team
>>581286778>Turning an OC into the new Miracle Man instead of just using the originallame as fuck
>>581287718So far,it is good.
>>581287860Nah, he's a trash poochie.
>>581286778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur8ccqrQ9c
>>581286778this issue sucked according to Twitter.
>>581287718Alan Moore would legally be allowed to shoot 5 people in Marvel if they brought back Miracle Man.
>>581287718This >>581288471, it's been a legal migraine for them going on decades now, and they're just not going to go another round with the occult sex wizard (look it up) if they can avoid it
>>581244434>>581245053Gotham City Impostors. Pretty fun multiplayer game where you play as goons fanboying over Batman and the Joker..
>didn't want to log off on a win>game won't give me a lossI am going to get ass fucked next time, aren't I?
>>581286778So we now have a Shazam stand in (Miracleman), a Batman stand in (MK), a Superman stand in (Sentry), a Wonder Woman stand in (Thor) and a Aquaman stand in (Jeff_). When can we reasonably expect to be able to run an entire not-Justice League team?
>>581290723...They have not-Justice League multiple times over already.
>>581290723>Shazam stand inwe literally have a character called Captain Marvel, dude.
Is anyone able to consistently land the Dino super grab tech? I find it hard to believe that anyone can reliably land that in an actual game.
>>581292393Yes and she's the best.
>>581292393DC!Captain Marvel was an old timey Fawcett comics character grandfathered into the greater DC mythos, much like Mircleman is doing now. Marvel!Captain Marvel is more akin to their first true Superman stand in, in that he's an alien ubermenchen sent to Earth to act as a protector, only his Krypton never exploded and is a major galactic player. The only true thing that they shared was the name that both companies had pissing matches over. If anything, DC blinked by renaming theirs to Shazam since he was Captain Marvel decades before Marvel's version became a thing.
What happened to CnD?
exclamation mark slop
mantis' butthole tastes like a honeysuckle
>>581294218all the e girls aren't boosted to celestial yet please be patient.
>Jubilee 44%I fucking called it months ago jubilee on your team is a instant loss.
>>581294416Calm down Loki
>>581294416yeah, everyone in the roster knows this by now
>>581294218The fact CnD wasnt hotfix buffed is insane. Why would they nerf their most popular healslut this hard? At least I knew we were gonna get decent healing no matter what when she was on the team now there's nothing reliable in the game. Gambit is barely a healer and more of a press Q to win
>>581294416nobody knows what a honeysuckle is you eurotard
>>581298412Its a suckle that tastes like honey, duh.
You jeets need laid, unironically.
>>581286136I ping constantly in every role I play
What the fuck is with emma? I have not won a brawl with her as another tank like ever.
>>581298931She has 2 different forms of burst damage as well as damage reduction. She's a really good brawler.
>>581294219kek>>581294416thanks for sharing loki
>>581298931You have to wait our her diamond form but that's really hard to do if she pops it when you need to fight
Mantis is a whore and gets fucked by someone different daily btw
Spiteful wishful thinking btw
Edward won btw
>Make Spiderman a melee character>Make huge ass Venom an aiming character
>>581301440Calm down psylocke
Magneto should have a faster fire rate. He feels so shit to play.
>>581297430Jubilee instant loss...
I'm so scared of the next season half.Wanda feels really good to play right now, B to C tier, but if they nerf her she's going straight back to F tier.
Just separate CnD gets into a separate characters to make up for the one hero season.>what about the current CnD kits Retcom them and their accessories into shapeshifting skrulls, namely Dorrek and R'Klll. Cloak and Dagger aren't a thing in the comics by the end of the day. Three slots, one season, and a map paused from being released. You can do it.
>>581303513Just needs better visual and sound effects
>>581304562no one would play cloak
What's with Psylocke x Venom posting? Did she say that she finds him cute or something?
>>581305464japanese tentacle hentai
>>581305464Bro that’s her husband
>>581305382Supportsissies welcome everyone. Dagger can be a DPS.
>>581305464Hebrews who push for blacked content
>>581305464That's what the porn artists are drawing as the pairing
>>581306547Eddie is white
>>581305464It's peek
>lost a ranked match because my internet started shitting itself really badly
i relapsed to invisible woman futa again
>>581308428fucking reed?
>>581307651Then why isn't is Psy x Eddie
This whole Psy x Venom conversation just reminded me of the fact that Venom wants to rail Wanda.
>>581310109I'm more surpised that she is for the ride in trhis situation.
>>581310109You can only be rejected so many times.
>>581309542Eddie already has a wife from an AU.
>>581309542Not her fault he’s always in the venom suit
>>581310109The Virgin Wanda.>Had to wait two years to get gooner skin.>Keeps rejecting Venom, she wants to bang a toaster instead.>Needed to be reworked to make people play her with skills.>Still a cheep auto-aimbot.The Chad Sai.>All the gooner skin.>Told Venom he is a god in her world and wants to chop up Knull.>Always needed skill to play, had to be nerfed, too great.>Finally got buffed out of fear.
How come /mrg/ never does customs? Don’t you want to have fun with your fellow thread goers?
>have jubilee on your team>lose
>>581270319>Every spidershitter clone that existsI agree
>>581312781Only if they're healsluts
>>581312781We don't play the game here.
>have healpool on your team>lose
>Don't play healer yourself>lose
>>581312781Its just gonna be bad games while the gay posters fuck in the corner of the map
>>581314016I won with only one healer today and 4 dps. Skill issue. High diamond too
>>581314121>High diamond
>>581313290They could just do what they did for Loki and make skins out of Spiderman variants and just swap pronouns around.
Strat balance is fucked nightcrawler needs to be busted just so gambit can share ban jail with someone
Kurt should be a duelist
Nightcrawler should be a dive dps but it makes me happy that he's gonna be a support since divefags are a bunch of unlikable retards
I call him Kurt because I read comics and you guys dont lol
I call you a faggot because no one cares
>>581270319I forgot to add gwenpool to the list
>>581314532>bloat this shit back to 100 GBWhy stop there? Bloat this shit to 1K GB.
I stole gorr from 4 other players and carried for my rank up game. I'm surprised how popular he is still
Is Scarlet broken now?
>TSM GURU on my team>target banned the enemy team's only good player>trip tank with Dino>go invis so i can heal the way I wish I was healed playing tank>win for free>back into C2low cortisol matches please
We've seen the tapes elgayian we know you're bad.
>Throwing because of racismThis might be the worst generation of gamers.
>>581316112yeah
>"time to hop on rivals and rank up!">back to back games were we lose just because we have a retarded dps or jeff that refuses to switch despite offering literally nothing to the team
>doing placements>win lose win lose win lose win lose>end up at the same rank you started atWow very cool game! Placements sure did help!
>>581319263>50% winrate>surprised you belong at your rankmany such cases
>OAA players
>its another your dps picks cyclops/phoenix gamei dont understand why not just play another hitscan for the season until they get buffed or something. its literally an instant loss
Did this nigger literally miss the point that placements are worthless?
>>581312383Nice argument but you lost because Im already drawing wojak sai.
>>581318606pools closed
>>581318606Just don't be racist you stupid nigger, shouldn't be that hard.No, this medium no longer "belongs" to you, it never did, wise-up chud.
Playing againts Gorr that's clearly still learning in qp is so funny They hide out in a corner forever waiting for a strike like Magik but if you find him he just scurry away like a scooby doo villain
>>581321446I am allowed to be my self
>>581312781no they're all bums
>>581312781Because this general is full of faggots and performative losers.The idea that we get 12 individuals (Console or PC) to play custom tournaments sounds great until you realize what kind of shitposting would ensue from it. I mean if everyone played characters they didn't know then it would actually be worth it since lesser skilled players (Gold etc) could get in on it but that's never happening because there WILL be some ultra-nigger spamming the most insane meta characters. Its sad too because I loved Destiny raiding with /dg/, but that dynamic is never happening here.
>>581320289pheonix is fine
What tank do I go to counter Blade, Daredevil, and Venom if Dino, Peni, and Emma are banned? I could not peel as Thing or Thor no matter what I fucking did. My other tank was Hood and my 2 DPSes was Spiderman and Wolverine. Nothing was fucking working for me, was I just screwed?
>>581312781I'm Silver 3. Nobody would want to play with me.
FREE VENOM SKIN???
>>581312781Customs are always the worst thing for generals, especially ones as autistic as /mrg/. That's how you get lots of namefags and discord cliques.
>>581324918>discord cliquesWhy is that bad, some of us are already in discord cliques...you can tell by the twitter screencap they are posting
what a cutie
>>581326587She looks like she tells everyone she's a single mom and a vampire and works for Apocalypse and likes malls
>>581326587her shorts need to be much shorterI should be able to see half of her ass cheeks at all times
>>581326808mods will fix it
>>581326931
summer 2027
winter 2027
>>581233117>You could just post your ign.Sorry, you have to do that Why did you make a new account?
99% percent of Luna's characterisation issues could be fixed if they added a heated Rivalry™ between her and Dazzler in their voice interactions.
>>581327578Dazzler's interactions will probably be her glazing Luna and conceding that her music is better
>>581324558Hulk maybe? You can gamma prison the venom when he shields up
>Tired of tanking 24/7>Tired of being asked to go a different role when I'm not doing good or a different hero>Tired of getting constantly belittled>Had enough and mute all>Lock in Wolverine and not give a single fuck about the team comp anymore, even if I am doing bad>Will happily derank from Diamond all the way to Bronze if I have to if it means I get to play what I wantI'm fucking done filling the needs for others, expecting my team mates to deal with Peni nests or counter swap, or do fucking anything. It always falls to me to try to do what no one else will and nothing coming out of it no matter how hard I try with the resources I have available. I'm done. I'm playing what I want now and if my team doesn't wanna change shit around, so fucking be it.
>>581328459it's just a game bwo...
HAPA...TYPHOON
>>581328459Put the mag in the bag bro
>>581328459>lock in WolverineI can't think of a more miserable experience in this game now than playing Wolverine. He has all the problems of a shitty melee tank but with a DPS health bar. The entire character is built around a gay one trick pony gimmick that requires the entire team to be onboard the Wolv program to actually be functional. I remember in earlier seasons when I could at least brawl on Wolv with the occasional top up from my healers, but now you are forced to hide around corners and jumpscrare a tank after popping Gamb+dmg redux cooldowns. The level of burst dmg and cc in the game means if you at all try to brawl, you're on 50hp before you even get close to anyone. You know it's bad when even pro tier lists, the only level Wolv is good at because there's team coordination and comms, are only ranking him A tier even after dmg buffs.The headshot bug made things even worse for him but apparently that's patched now.
>>581327414>>581326918SEXO
>>581330075made for cuddling
>>581328459Same but hawkeye.
>>581330075i really like the nameplate! i may even change to it..
>>581329379What did she mean by this?
>>581321543and everyone else is allowed to be themselves too? including being pissed off when you intentionally try to piss them off?
>>581330829mm... nyo
>>581330829my racism is not a choice, being mad is a choice
Selective mutant breeding
Agent F-One
I started playing bladehoooly this character is braindead
whatever that chink shit jubilee says for one of her 'hello' voice lines is it's ugly as fuck
ninja woman
the first of this set of ignite drops are up
>>581318606Just die already, grandpa
>2-3-1>im waiting for the last person to choose a healer>2-4-1>why is it always dive DPS? what is the mindset? what makes them this way?
>>581340617that's... seven anon
>>581340679can you tell i have brain damage after being forced to solo tank and solo heal please just end it, anon
>>581340779for me it's>1-2-2>waiting for the last person to pick a tank>they go squirrel girlI hate low ranks so much
>>581339798>chrono tokenKek, nice joke
>>581340847i like to solo queue cause my friends are way higher ranked than me and i dont want to get boosted sometimes i consider taking their offer to boost me
>>581339798this game is genuinely so boring to watch
>>581339798Looking forward to placing the family spray on the spawn door while my team are having an autistic meltdown at each other
>>581343075The game was designed to be played, unlike Overwatch, where it's more fun to watch than to actually play.
>>581339798these drops are so dogshit compared to OW
>>581346153I'll take coins over lootboxes anyday
Give me mag tips. He feels chill to play, like you don't melt immediately if your healer blinks, but I don't think I'm using him at his full potential. For one, the m1 just feels like it doesn't hit sometimes even though it should explode next to them at least. I aim in a big blob of red at a choke point and do like no damage to anyone. Also, it is so fucking hard to see what's happening when enemies get to our backline, just turning around and trying to spam e to protect a healer is so disorienting, I almost want to stand behind my healers sometimes so I can fucking see where they are before they start dying. Also I pretty much just ult when someone pops an ult with projectiles and then my ball kills nobody but I tell myself it was a good ult because I sucked the projectiles.
>>581327414>Sorry, you have to do thatOkay fine. Here is my UID. Also this is the cutest skin in the game. I wish we could have the pink hair with the base colors.
>>581347031>Give me mag tips.always bubble your spiderman hes your biggest playmaker and best friend.
>Instead of making MVPs skippable they just made them extremely short and boringRetards
>>581347031always bubble your luna when she is performing!
>>581347954It's funnier to watch her get ulted or killed in it. Kill danny koo and his ugly oc
>>581347698>no UIDYou tease, how was your day? Are you gaming?
I'm done solo tanking 3 dps means 4 dps now
>>581348798It's in the image anon...bottom corner. I will be gaming later, maybe more ranked. Currently a Top 500 Jubi! Despite being Plat. How are you?
This gay shit needs to be against the rules.
>>581349065cant you just pick devil dino and make it work? what if your supports beg you...
https://www.marvelrivals.com/announcements/20260917/40955_1314225.html
>>581347954>We're dancing under moonlight
>>581349565>It's in the image anon.Oh, damn welp stupid me. I'm fine, thanks for asking going to add you later.
>>581349729While the enemy team gets 2 tanks out the gate? nah
>>581309542It is. There’s no Venom without Eddie. >>581310109Venom wants to rail everyone at this point
>>581326191Probably true but if they are they’re doing a decent job of not talking about it which is for the best
>>581350039>stricter tier for quickplay>this is specifically to keep people in bot lobbiesguess no more quickplay
>>581327684That’s another reason I don’t want her in. Imagine if they make her her designated cheerleader. God…>>581335284Perfect for his braindead fans and playerbase.
>>581351283>>this is specifically to keep people in bot lobbiesliterally never had bots in qp
>>581351468ok you're the greatest qp player ever and your point is?
>>581332406Hello?
it's easier to get mvp in gm than in diamond
>>581312781Most multiplayer generals don’t play together dude if things go bad they tend to go really bad and most want to avoid that just the way it is
What do i need to do for the jeff quest I am on the golden roof as jeff
>>581353702>bigger pinker jeff across from youyou got jeffmogged
>>581353702>>581354084lol had to press g atop the roof
>>581353702press G
>still cant request bans when enemy team is banning
>>581354609anon...
>>581353702he cute
>>581354991
>>581353702are all jeff players this retarded?
I jeffmog all of you guys
ITT: Seething gaped and raped jeffmogged niggers
>>581356062>gaped and raped
Is this the jeffmogging general now?
is there any way to guarantee that i get tanks and healers for teammates so i sometime get to play dps? every game, 4 people instalock dps and i'm left either solo healing or solo tanking
>>581357451just pick dps
>>581357451someone will ALWAYS flex, just stick to your dps
>>581357556what's the point of that?
>>581357451uhmm maybe queue with a tank and support?? i find the sooner someone insta locks/hovers tank/support the more likely your team tries to make a comp.
>>581329379>>581330549She knows what she wants…
>>581357803>uhmm maybe queue with a tank and support??guaranteed 3 dps randos
>>581357803>queue with a tank and support??i don't have friends
>I said you can have WHATEVER IS LEFT!!!
https://www.marvelrivals.com/m/announcements/20260917/40955_1314225.html>you now get harsher punishments for leaving a game with 4 instalocks dpsnigsI LOVE MARVEL RIVALS
>>581358156i can be your support!
>cant even tell if rouges buffs feel better since I never get a second tankThe more I play tank the more I want role queue. I know its never gonna happen and the game isn't made for it but fuck I wish there was a mode where I knew I'd have a second tank to help me not get raped in the front line.
>>581357451play overwatch
>>581359097Reinforcements coming Soon
>>581358639dont be a rage qutting bitch.Its QP if you get raped its over in 5 minutes
>>581359258i'm straight
>>581359391>>581359391Chinagame has more gay shit to slow population growth
>>581359453their birthrate crisis is worse than Japan's, what are you on about
>>581359337ok>rapes you for five minutes
pls be gentle..
>>581359097>tanks can't be good because GOATs>which is caused by open queuejust stop playing tank and let the game crash from dps overpopulation so the devs are forced to make more tanks and strats worked for overwatch
>>581359258Overwatch doesnt have any fuckable men except Roadhog, Winston, and Hammond. So it has a tranny fanbase instead, not a gay one.
>>581359258I actually tried recently. The characters are fine but not as fun as I thought they would be.Shooting and healing both felt bad but that's probably just me. I thought I would like the maps more, but I didn't. I appreciate that the FPS camera makes things look bigger but 3rd person is so convenientQP also sucks, or at least the games I had was just me and some other first 10 game losers going up against full teams of dudes with fancy badgesthe new vampire guy was cool though. I'll probably try not-Q from Street Fighter when he gets added. I should try 6v6 too, 1 tank felt so bad.
>>581358623The Chinese are the most shameless “”””people””””” alive
>>581360487>Winston, and Hammond.the fuck is wrong with you
Rogue feet...
im only 5 games negative now
>>581362450very suckable rogue toes too bad the costume covers up the main reason to play her
>>581347698its out!
>>581361997What?
>>581362702Yeah it's unfortunate
>>581357713You're such a cuck
> stricter bans> won't optimise the game
>>581340617sometimes you've flexed all day and just dont care any more they should add role queue though
there is nothing to optimize, the game runs amazing on my 5080.
>>581340617>what is the mindset? what makes them this way?the most common advice for dps players in this thread is "just force it bro"
>>581359097>We can't add role queue cause that'll kill creative comps>But Open Queue allows ass cancerous "creative" comps like Triple Heals/Tanks and some characters just can't operate without a 2nd Tank cause they capitalize the most on space.I think I'm starting to hate DPSfags more and more
>Thunderbolts Hawkeye is freeBased. Surely, Moonstone and Songbird will be added any day now.
First time getting a one and done for the gacha. Fuck all the people who get butthurt about gacha I got a cute jubes.
>>581367283based!
>>581367603wow..
>>581362752>>581347698did you already buy it?
>>581359097The only reason you want role queue is because Rogue is a weak tank due to the games balance so you feel like you need to leech onto another tank(read:better tank) in order to do the job Rogue fails at. Thats not a healthy way of looking at the game. It doesn't do your favorite character justice, and it doesn't actually fix her issues. >Rogue is weak so role queue should exist and that way Rogue won't feel weak because the other tank will compensate for her-is silly. Also why are you front-lining as Rogue?
>>581367603>agp fag posting blackedwow what a shocker
>>581367283FUCK YOU!!!!
i just solo tanked a game as groot against 222 and i got flamed for my wall placements people in this game are subhumans
>>581368936*i got flamed by my teammatein case it wasn't clear
>>581368163Yea I bought it earlier.>>581368651That's not me fag.
>>581359097All role queue faggots are subhumanGo play overwatch faggot
>>581369186>Yea I bought it earlier.should have let me get it for you
>>581368532>you have to play the 4 tanks netease designed to be good you're not allowed to pick any of the brawl tanks solo that includes every single avengerwhat a great argument you've convinced me to be a dps main
>1 balloon left for mag keep the fucking jew I don't carei already popped all the balloons for pubes
cat
>>581368532ok I'll lock in angela as solo tank instead, lil niggy
>>581368651that's the hop on rivals fag not the agp fag they're different guys
>>581368163i have!
>>581369453dps go through the same issues. Take it up with Netease>>581369775Why would I have a problem with that? The only shit Angela's are the ones that cry for a 2nd tank
>>581369326It's okay, it was a gacha skin and I couldn't wait.
>>581370019They are no different
>>581370157>dps go through the same issuesYou get solo dps games? Can we switch accounts?
>>581370847tree fiddy an hour
Does anyone here have that Galacta image where she's doing an ahegao face and her tongue is all saliva-e? (She might also be getting ready to eat a planet in the image I'm thinking of). I've seen it posted on these boards before. I have need of it. Thanks in advance, anons!
>>581371860No I don't got it im drinking coffee rn
>>581371860No i don't got it im drinking water rn
>>581371860this?
>>581372115This nigga drinking water
>>581372270what's bad about that...?
>>581372174Nah, it's one where you only really see galacta's face. Vaguely like pic related but actual ahegao , she's facing the viewer, and her tongue is sticking out.
>>581371961Bean water caffeine cucks are gay>>581372115H20 is based
rogue is pretty shit right now to be fair
>guy going 1-6 loses his mind and starts ranting how everyone is low elo
rogue needs to take a fat shit right now to be fair
stop leaving quickplay games or else
>log on>play comp>lose
>log on>play 18v18(inc. ai)>have fun
>>581375959deserved!
>>581375959thats so fucking stupid I'm not playing bot matches
>>581376557The worst part about this game is that I don't even have fun playing 18v18 ai
>>581371860It's alright if yall don't have it, I was just having a hard time finding it. Second best does the trick any way. I attached my shitty edit for your amusement.
>>581377229Anon it is time to play something else. Don't let this game trap you
>>581377649I'm addicted to this shitty game. I'm not having fun but I can't stop playing
>>581370716>>581368651I'm a different guy because I don't have AGP.
>>581375959>Anything but removing bots and improving performance
i actually try to throw my bot games to rebel against the system
>>581379397There are no bots anon you're just a god sometimes guangguang said so stop being delusional and pick the 4th dps already :)
I've come back after a few months of not playing. Why is 18vs18 taking so long to find matches now? This shit used to be instant. Now, I have to wait like a minute for a match.
>>581380082ded game
>>581380082People like playing the traditional modes more. Vs AI is usually popping if you just want to goof around. Quick play obvious as well.
how come i always miss the follow up of the white fox dash?
I....do not like CnD players...8 minute game by the way, always on CnD not a single swap.
>>581363089I want him
>>581381124To what? Dance for you? Sing for you? Be more specific.
>>581380454uhmm one way to make sure you always hit is to do dash>m2>dash. that he is also her 'burst' damage combo.
PLEASEFUCKING BANS ON ALL RANKS
I'm this close to trying to find a Jubes duoWanda feels so much better when you're able to self heal during phase.
>>581381124we know, female gorilla and not some sick fuck human male
I will never leave Silver 3...
>>581380082only 2 maps gets stale
>>581381220Yeah yeah all of those but naked
>>581381887i also never placed!
>>581381402oh you do the m2 between the dashes i see.
>>581382191Nah, I'm seriously Silver 3. Can't go further than this.
>>581382258yea! the knock up makes the second dash a guarantee hit.>>581382284oh..i thought you were talking about the projected unranked placement thing..
>>581368651Wouldn’t surprise me if it was you know who >>581381471>>581361997I remember having this reaction to someone saying this about Grodd a while back…
Imagine having a son and he grows up to become a support main. I think i'd kill myself.
>bots now lock in (and unlock) heroes instead of just hovering them when they're on your team>and have console icons>and have more variety in movement in spawnWhy are they working on making the bots blend in better instead of reducing them like everyone wants?
>>581381454>he's hardstuck silver
>>581382656its part of their advanced plans to introduce bots to the ranked mode once the inevitable decline begins...they will even random profiles with made up stats too..
>>581382284>ranked lower than gay sluts in these threads
>>581383387I was Bronze after placements.
>>581383537Don't let these anons make fun of you. You're the target audience
>>581383707being ranked lower than sissy sluts...?
>>581383537i hope you have less than 100 hours on this game
>>581383858well at least you know he's not one of those, so he's winnig
>>581384349cool hero pool!
>>581381996>but he's nakedso just a regular gorilla?
>>581384430Thanks!
>>581384432He's a scientist
>>581384546Anon there's no shame in wanting to fuck a gorilla I think you should follow your dreams and go to the local zoo and try it
>>581384349meant for >>581383964
>>581384756>Anon there's no shame in wanting to fuck a gorilla I think you should follow your dreams and go to the local zoo and try it
>play from beta>climbed 1 time to low diamon just for fancy icon
>>581385246just a crumb of mauling sir
>>581385246DELETE THIS POST YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>581385246How did you get this picture of me
>Thor playing hype man for Spider-ManBased
>got to diamond on dd>had to stop playing him because looking at the world at a 45 degree angle started to hurt my brain
>>581386454THIS IS NOT DD BEHAVIOR
5/10 all lost because of dps on my team
>>581315435Say no more, they’re already hard at work on doing just that.
>>581386939become the DPS
>>581384756>>581385246I mean to be fair.....gun to your head, you could do much worse. Just saying.
>tfw climbed out of metal ranks months ago>been hovering in diamond/GM range sinceYou plebs are but ants to me
>>581387939anon we are inclusive here please do not bully instead offer help
>>581387661i'm trying magik but i'm still not confident enough to play her in ranked
>>581386939this >>581387661become a dps otp until the soft role queue kicks inafter instalocking dps for a week straight, I can confidently say dps is the easiest role in the game. maybe solo dive dps players have it hard, but that's about it. this is also why the role is full of actual braindead retards.
>>581388232>still not confidentthe shitters throwing your games are just join them
>>581384756Are they smart like winston
>>581386939Take hawkeye pill, you'll enjoy your losses at least kek
>>581388232Tranny character
>>581389087yes anon one taught me about particle physics you should totally try to rape one
Deranking and staying in plat is honestly more fun than playing in higher elos
>use the queue/requeue trick to get non eomm agent matches in ranked>perma-fucks your win rate in the other modes because the system NEEDS you to have a 50% win rate across the boardNothing like having a 20 game losing streak in qp.
>>581381996Based.
if you have gorr on your team, you're forced to play mag
>>581392071nahcap with bucky teammup is better
>>581388023No. All metalfags are worthless shitters taking up precious oxygen. In fact we need to start rounding these inspid fucks into camps for the betterment of society at large.
Just had a mag and strange protect me when the enemy strange ulted me
>>581392464slut
>>581392464Those tanks are me. My penis is 7-inches.
>>581392464>protecting your team as Cap by jumping in with your shield to prevent certain death at the last second and/or holding a choke point blocking all of thier DPSIs there anything more arousing?
>>581392071no ones forcing shit on me you're getting solo hulk or swapping to a 2nd tank if you don't like it
>>581392071Fuck mag, give me a dive tank please. Gorr is great, but probably the one dps who needs a dive tank the most to function
>>581392732Mine is 7 feet
>>581367042That seems doubtful for more reasons than one
>>581393032You'll get a Peni/Emma combo for the 8,457,897th time and you will LIKE IT, mister!
>>581315148>>581314725based
this game is so easy when you lock in
>>581338270They’re so cute what a great couple I love Eddie’s hunkiness and haircut :)
>>581392863based bhop champ
>>581315351 (me)My mistake no I didn't I'm dumb haha
>>581327005>we’ll never get a character like thissucks…
>>581336159That's the case for most of those lines.
>>581321446>>581330829damn you’re mad lol
>>581268368We definitely need BB. Medusa is alright. The elements person could be cool too.
>>581267867>Cheetah but lamer
>only good avenger tank is strangeput your foot down against the chinks and have all of them buffed marvel
>>581326931Based Luna would call her a you-know-what…
>>581394540A fatass?
>>581393589TRUE
>tracker.gg now tells you who is duoingcrazy that no one has announced this feature yet.
>>581395497we're all using rivalsdata which had that from the start
>>581393032Sir? Your Angela???
>>581395563I wish there was a way in game to look it up pre-match quickly, I don't want to spend 5 minutes memorizing everyone's names and referencing that site.
>>581395563oh
I find it amusing Eddie just lets Venom do all the talking for him outside of literally 1 emote knowing how unhinged Venom is.
>>581395712>AngelaI can make do. It is that dire
>have a daredevil and spiderman who don't know how to dive>loseWell there was no way I was making it to GM without that. I am no longer engaged.
>>581396254they adsed 1(one) eddy line with gorr hopefully more in the future
>>581394690Kek cute
>>581392071>forced But I play Mag on purpose. He needs buffs though.>>581392464Hot
>>581269207>>581271607correct on both counts
Baking
>>581396819make it a cute op image!
>>581396819Jeffmogged
>>581375959good. leavers get fucked. bot matches don't even last 10 minutes unless you're ass.
>>581397085>>581397085>>581397085We are expecting you.
>>581223671>>581222863>>581198686>>581181318>>581326587>>581326918>>581327414>>581330075>>581330170Chamber property.
>>581262603>>581261320lol
>>581394651Bit more harsh…
>>581228978You only listed good things though?
>>581398546A tub of lard?
>>581375572Proof?
>>581278340Brown image + brown post
