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i like speechang
hey
Umas featured with female_trainer on the first 25 pages on danbooru1. Fenomeno (32)2. Symboli Sillius (31)3. Stay Gold (28)4. Tachyon(17)5. Gimlet(16)6. Gentil (15) (not sure if this counts it's mostly just the fusu guy)7-9. Shakur, Oguri, Orfevre (11)10. Dream Journey (9)special mention to gold ship where pretty much all her pictures are either genderbent or with a futa cock
Tachyon LOVE
>>581216806>rude donkey Get this thing off of my screen ASAP, please and thank you.
Digitan LOVE
>>581216352THERE'S NOTHING CHEEKY ABOUT HITTING PITY YOU RETARD
>>581216806i have been yabbed>>581216486i would get use out of cb and its efficient to have 2 cards i want on the banner even if they're a bit outdated
>millions of hog teams>not a single team comp with festival Tamamolol
>>581216217
>>581216806>gayabe
>>581217014Do you think I'm made of money? Not even she is
>>581217014I'm running her, got a real good one with my first run ever. She dies anytime stamina debuffers appear because Creek didn't finish chain though.
>>581217087Yes
I will masturbate to the next uma posted
>>581217149wish she'd hit her default pose after all that twirling
>>581217152True tamamo fans are dirt-poor wagies like me
huge donkey...
I'm sick and feel like shit. Give me umas that would take care of me (without us having sex) and umas that would take care of me (with us having sex)
>>581217029You see, this cm is all about double doms oshi vs double dom xogs, with a random guy who tips the scale to one side
>>581217014Tama players can't afford her...
>>581217205
>>581216894>neoteny tachyon
>>581217029What losers jesus
>>581216987Whats your pull plan like? In the worst case you'll get one CB wit (a.k.a Mr. Brick)
>>581217029Hate Doms
>>581217029It was HER win, Bourbon-san! SHE WAS NUMBER ONE!
waheyI'm only requesting waracchao now
>>581216712Spe cat
>>581217014tamathighs...
I love my genius wife!
>>581217357The double dom hog is pretty sad but the scarlet chad is a hero
would BOANE be better if Tachyon was the protagonist instead of Pokke?
>>581217029xoggy want domdom
ikuno................dictus
>>581217386>helios not playable but her solo song is inWHERE IS C.B.'S SOLO SONG
>>581217310this but unironically, I spent my life savings on her base version and I had to skippu her alt or else I won't get to roll Ramonu
>>581217445Both are equally as sad desu
>>581217275Topical
>>581217445>>581217550>nooooooo you can't use debuffers you need le hecking sovlerino :((((Even /vm/a abuses debuffers now grow up.
>>581217367bare minimum cards (no specialist ones) and the rest umamusumesso next one is ramenu and not sure after that120k carrots currentlyso it's flexible and can afford it. it'll just mean i leave out a luxury honse down the line
>>581217550Just take the L and move on bwo this track is cancer. People wouldn't have to do this if xoguri wasn't broken beyond repair
>>581217614You reek of poverty
>>581217029I love cows
I wanna snack
First rate what?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>581217479no
>>581217527SOON
>>581217695Xog has never been the problem, it's speed debooffers
>>581217776cabooseor the preferred term: umass
>my trainer didn't show up
if yukino bijin had a filipino fast food chainit would be called golligee (whilikers)
>>581217879yeah dude the guaranteed perfect proc speed carryover and accel uma is not the problem
>>581217684If you got a bunch ends in those uma pulls I would spark once and dumb it all on CB wit. Post results, if you do.
>>581217275
>>581217879I wonder who's behind this post
>>581217029that's just a preview of how the CM will be for triple acebros
>>581217939I HATE YOU
>>581217879Ignoring an argument is a sign of bad faith nonny
>>581217879
Why is she so american?
>>581217939
>>581217939Thats funni
>>581217949>>581217995so disingenuous
>>581217571>anorexic who the hell is dis
>she can say ass/hell/crap/damn but not fuckYou don't hate localizers enough
>>581217949to be fair it's 777 that's the problem because of it's perfect timing, I genuinely wish they'd just remove that skill
>>581217951it's mostly for ayabby who is a top 5 for me
>>581218186think of the frickin' advertisers anon
>>581218214If its in budget you should do it
>>581218186>they turned Nakayama into a redditorgrim
Does “Best in Japan” work in CM20?
>get 3* stam 2* medium Maruzensky (8 stam, 7 medium total)>the most dogshit possible white sparksT-thanks...
Anyone got a deck for looping Supreme Commander Spe to consistently get SS or higher? No matter what deck I use I can't get more than 16k. I'm looping end closers
>>581218439Nyes
umas who would like Rick and Morty? no don't say Tachyon fuck you
>>581218439yeppers
>>581217275She'd cook you a hearty meal and a delicious cake as a dessert only to drain the regained vitality right out of you afterwards
>>581217275>take care of you without having sexManhattan Cafè>take care of you with having sexSuper Creek
>>581218314>>581217951its going well so far
>>581218439banzai spechud is literally only focused for that race cm-wise
>>581218539Good job!!
>>581218539Sweet. Dont forget to stop, if you can mlb both with selectors
>>581218203it's part of the issue yeah but being able to choose when your unique triggers is just stupidly good when it gives both velocity and accel.
>>581218539that's a nice pull anon, congrats
>>581218539EXPLODE
>>581218462>>581218493Thanks. So far I can get 1450 speed with Commander Special Week with just two speed cards, but with so many SSR chains it’s been tough to get Claw Forward
they should add a horseshoe icon for when your autorun ends
>>581218539>things that will never happen in my life
>>581218696please trim this picture it's been driving me insnane it's been posted SO MCUH AND NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED
nice desu wa
>>5812187131450 with long S is FINE for a backliner, but if you think you can improve it go for it anon good luck
>>581218657why are Taiki and Gentildonna in Western La Noscea
>>581218186it's rated T for Teen, anon
If I'm not supposed to call her Agnes why did the announcer refer to her specifically as Agnes in the movie?
>>581218890uma isekai
>>581217014>western artist
>>581218952because there weren't any other umas with agnes in the race, duh
>>581218814Be the change you want to see
I failed to get Nakayama, but it's not time for crying, it's time to start saving for Transcend (2027)
KILL ALL YURIFAGS
>>581218839very nice
>>581218814>all the way back in 2022that's funny
>>581218804>Gold City >Clean
>>581219296yes
>>581219296carried by bamboo
>>581219089I work for the military, I want every foreign agency to be aware that if you send me a spy that looks and acts like Transcend I am willing to give everything I know
>>581219502>he wants to fuck bro
>>581219165You can tell Nakayama was made by the same people that filled MANT with yuri related events. Even the way her story is about her female school teacher she's very attached to and how (You) are in a supportive role only guiding her through her path, not counting also the random GL colored events....
>>581219609I would
>>581219616Good the horses should be gayWho am I to stop it
>just use a stam card bwo
>>581219715>ignoring the bisexuals
>>581219502Cute, curvy japanese girl here. Send me your e-mail, military rank and official gov. issued document onegai wink wink kirakira~
>exam tomorrow for which I've studied all summerNonnies, I'm shitting bricks. Is this what an umamusume feels before a G1?
>>581219681Bro would definitely be DTF.
Raisu...
Hit me up on Winning Tickezo, she has two late surger skills in her kit, you can pick OYL.Why she not considered to be best late surger?dahrbyyyyy
>>581219934umas don't shit
>>581219716Maya never needed stinky stam cards
result after 200 before redeeming
>nonnies
>>581219827I support CUDCT I don't support LGBTQAB+ bullshit
>>581220061>BrianDismantle it
>>581219987hard worker is literally worthless and her unique is just a generic late race velocity skill that plenty of other lates also have
>>581219827Reminder that the staygoldtranny uploaded a webm of the one on the right because he's a fucking tranny
>>581219616All based...
why do you care
>>581219934good luck anon, if you legit studied it will be fine
>>581220104
>>581220061Not bad, you can mlb CB and use the next selector on creeku. There you're unbricked until shakur stam
>>581220183>hard worker is literally worthlesBecause it procs too early and you dont need accel in early game?
>>581220359Why do you hate shichi
800 stamina with a gold is enough? I thought we needed 900 and a gold. Did I get gaslit?
>>581220147agreed. All the LGBTQINSANE+ stuff has grown a bit tiresome, lately. CUDCT all the way
>>581219827I've seen this image many times but I still don't get it because I'm not japanese, why am I supposed to seethe at it?
>>581220412you need 900+ 2 golds
>>581219987How’s her speed growth? From what I’ve read, Lates want to put in the Kris S card, which really gimps the stats if you want both good speed and wit
>>581220284>he waifus the gorilla Shit taste
>>581219408this retard isn't keeping ANYTHING tidy and clean.
>>581220456Chuds are seethting about it because umas are canonically bi
>>581220456She's gay and that's wrong and unholy
>>581220412I've seen 950+gold paces literally dying so make of that what you will
>>581219934>>exam tomorrow for which I've studied all summerIf you studdied all summer you should be fine
>>581220524have you seen her ult
>>581220284I have half a mind to believe it's an actual woman because men don't give a fuck about stay gold like that and, like a woman, they seem to be a psychopath ignoring all the shit being thrown at them while stubbornly doing the thing theyre constantly told not to do.
>>581220406yes, pretty much. It can in theory proc at any stage of the race and you only need accel specifically at the start of the accel zone. Fast and Furious is a good skill but that's basically all she has going for her. That being said I have ran umas in cms with uniques that dont work and golds that dont anything before, so anything is possible if you try hard enough.
>>581220456For a while it was the [current thing] for reactionaries on twitter to get angry at
>>58122047610 stam 20 power, pretty good though but not for GL
>>581220543>>581220552>>>/u/
>>581220204Oguri and Tama's room would smell the worst>FatFuck nonstop farting after eating a mountain of croquettes>Tama never showers because baths cost money
>>581219827oh fuck its happening again
>>581220772>Again It's cygames they always do this when they're able to.
>the contrarians are even trying to deny gentildonna nowpathetic
>>581220619yes. and it's still hard to wrap my head around how the same uma who shows up covered in mud and dirt during her valentine's event has that ult. she's weird.
>>581220456DO NOT ASK QUESTION JUST BE MAD ON COMMANDMe? I'm pulling Gentilwife. Have to wait 3 years, but if I'm still alive, you bet your ass I'm pulling
>>581220204>matikanes>clean
>>581220147>CUDCTCambridge University Dance Competition Team based
>>581220674>they seem to be a psychopath ignoring all the shit being thrown at them while stubbornly doing the thing theyre constantly told not to doback in the old days we used to call this based
>>581220284>stay gold fanI mean, I would prefer if he was a tranny because then he would still be male at his soul.I don't like the stereotype that only women can like Gold Clan girls...
I think women should be allowed to fantasize about having an umawife too.
>>581220543I don't see why anyone would get mad about getting free threesomes with all the characters. If anything, the yuri incels who only want to see women have even more reason to be mad
>>581220772>brown cow>interracial relationship Jewgames is real
>>581220456one of the shitposts/baits that got spammed by the /u/schizo, just ignore it
>>581220961Yes! (somewhat)
>>581220674women's mental illness manifests a bit differently than that, Stegofag is 100% male and 85%% homosexual.
This is LITERALLY a boy
>>581220985this, you know he's an old fag because he understand not feeding the trolls is how you win
>>581220937>wasting carats on a DEI uma
THE CUTESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>581221021This! I'm a male dude and I agree
>>581220908I had to check the archive because I did not understand what you were referring to, and now I am glad I have filters
>>581221170I look like this
Cafe in da UK
there's no such a thing as shit taste for loving your uma of choiceexcept for Sirius
>>581221170true
>>581221214she's hotdo I need another reason to pull for her? explain that to me, first
>>581221008They can have them, the whole clan exist for yuribait
>>581221312Cute!!!!
>>581221116cutest image ITT
0LB Creek and 2LB CB in my deck. I want to throw 200 pulls at the banner because this 1.5 voucher in my pocket is gonna be worthless, but this plan is already scuffed even without it. I doubt I end up having to use 600 on every single one of those meta cards but it's definitely not impossible. Crystals might bridge the gap...maybe... eh...
>>581221225Bamboo Memory x2!
>>581216865Fenomeno is for shoujo love with her male trainer
>>581221395DIE
>>581221346Don't waste carats on the ugly gorilla
>>581221376roll fgtyou only yolo once
>>581221373Spark once now and only roll 400 on Ramu wit, if you're feeling lucky
>>581221365Tell that to my dick
>>581220772>relink finally nerfed herbros...>>581221058ACKSHUALLY SHE'S A DRAGON LARPING AS A FEMALE DRAPH BUT SHE MESSED UP AND THOUGHT ALL DRAPHS WERE TALL BECAUSE THE MALES ARE TALL (the females are midgets) SO SHE ENDED UP ACCIDENTALLY BEING AN AMAZONESSIT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL YET SEX WRITING
>>581221312Nice hands
>>581221519Falco would say this
>>581221346
>>581221312throw her off
>wanted to become late and end main>somehow pulled Festa i didnt planned to pull>she is lateDamn it's destiny...
>>581220772HOLY SEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>581221225>yae and nofuckkkkkkkkk. that's a good one.
>>581221463This is just as bad as that Biko pic.
Umama status?
Sakura Mejiro Narita Agnes Matikanefukukitannhauser Symboli O
>>581221463hahahahahahah this was totally drawn by a woman self-inserting, wasn't it
>>581221562I just rolled for creek last nightGot 1(+1 spark) creek and 1 CB, was kinda hoping for better but that isn't terrible at leastunfortunately that means my f2p life will end since I'll have to spend money to MLB, cygames got me
>>581221714>fenomeno artgeee anon I wonder
>>581221376You should pull Pokke speed instead of Cafe wit>muh I want it to borrow another card in longThe card you will borrow in long if you have Cafe wit is literally Pokke speed
>>581221571>playing the gacha with a literal tranny cow
You can laught at me...
Please don't reply to itI beg
>>581221346>do I need another reason to pull for her?Yesher voice has femdom vibes and it's super sex
hey anons, anywhere I can start checking stuff for the CM20? I'm done with this one, did my best without overdoing it because xoger exists so no point in sweating an extra mile.So any early guides for CM20? I usually just need to know what skills do not work and which ones to chase
>>581221832>>581221618what the FUCK is that thing
>>581221842Bricked...
reply to me instead
>>581221838She's female as a dragon, hop off the /pol/ fumes retard
>>581221842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
literally who #GivesAShit
what is the point in the day that /uma/ goes fastest post wise? aka how many hours from now
>>581221838>>581222038actually the dragons are genderless and this is evident by the fact one of them is a cat
It's time for MEN
>>581222015Neo Uni a cute
>>581222015cute pic anon
>>581221972fusu
>>581222015
>>581221376I agree with the other anon that Pokke speed is much higher prio than Cafe wit but if you're going to pull for Cafe then why not just plan 200 rolls and ticket her up with 2.5 anni vouchers?
>>581222217VERXINA HATE
>>581221842unbricked by Shacool...
>>581222015neouni cute, will give her a cheeky tenner when the time is right
>>581222201Dale Emanuel Willson....
>>581222038>he doesn't know Ladiva>>581222195Even worse
>>581222195anon... cats have genders...
>>581222203>>581222212>>581222324Thx, I am looking forward to the implementation of Neo and her friends in global.>>581222336Saved
SHES A BREADHOUSE
>>581216865You have too much free time huh?
>>581222338which uma would yell GTAB at her viewers?
>>581220772Mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy
>>581222324You don't cheeky tenner meta umas anonyou don't "snack" on meta
>>581221696Busy with V
>>581222201
>>581222582didn't know she was metaall the girls I find cute and want to pull are good what a coincidence haha
>>581221817Cafe wit is my cope because I like running Satono Diamond and I cant pull Dia wit. She's not essential, I guess? >>581222241Pokke speed wasn't even in my list of potentials. Moving rolls from Cafe to Pokke doesn't really fix that plan anyway. At this point I'm basically just contemplating dropping Duramente, whether to pull SIL or Ai speed, and whether or not to pull this CB/Creek or let my 1.5 anniversary selector rot and possibly suffer in the future anytime a stamina card has to be run. I know there's some kind of stamina mechanic later on but I don't know what.
I wanna poke Pokke's pocket pokkes
>first in the club room>0 shoes requests/***/ **** what the hell?
>>581222543curren. loves only you is too kind and benevolent for that.
No escape.
i love daily reset and see club chat being spammed with shoe requests and everyone spamming stickers
>>581223029Skip her
>>581223031Fact bwo
>>581222840Cafe wit is not essential and those are 400 pulls you could simply move somewhere else. 600 on all the meta banners is also pretty crazy because thats a worst case scenario. On average you will mlb in 400 or just have to invest a crystal, of which you will get ~1.5 per scenario. Only banner that you should be putting 600 on is the Stego/Groove banner since you will want both MLB'd
>>581222840Cafe wit is a distance+style specialist. That's the cards you want to borrowIf you pull Pokke speed you get a powerful speed card you can use for Dia and pretty much any uma except fronts in medium and long vs a card usable only for long late surgers. For long it's better to just have your own Pokke/Pasa/Kita/Creek and borrow Cafe
Which is more prestidigirudirigious, Tokyo Yushun or Arima Kinen?
we're so back
>>581223440Derby I guess? Since you can only do it once, win or lose it
>>581219681God this girl looks like the dirtiest one-way ticket to multiple STIs.
>>581223440dahby, horses can only run it once during their livesthey can try arima all they want
>>581223440imagine not winning both
>>581223454>Mr Cock and Balls
>>581219910>Cute, curvy japanese girl here.please be real
>>581223735oyakodon
>>581221937ok, sold! this didn't hurt, either
>>581223440DAHBY IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME CHANCE TO WIN!!! UWAAAAAA
>>581222897I always save my requests for the new day turnover, guess today was a busy day or people died and got lost doing their 5K
>>581222897mambwo...
>>581223889Pokke is flat as a tablet so it makes sense, but Helios has something
>>581224158We are called /mam/bwos?
>>581224184doesn't matter, Gentildonna has more
On Urara's first secret, it's not that she can't pronounce the word prestigious, it's that she can't SAY it. Someone is threatening her from saying that word.
>>581224270I know, that's hot
>>581224298>the only one to have this info would be the aggressorWTF I HATE FALCO NOW
>>581224298but who's threatening her?
you stupid weeb you're LITERALLY a UG7 with 3 million recoveries and gold skills how the fuck did you lose this FUCK YOU you're going back to kentucky grass wonder more like grass larper stupid BITCH
>>581224184
>>581224436The big pickle industry
>>581224496Ugly tomboy
>>581224496nice
>>581223258My luck has been pretty bad. >>581223320I see. 200 pulls on Creek/CB then?So Pokke is adequate as a generalist speed? I don't have Kitasan (the last 3 scenarios have been hardmode as a result).
>>581224487don't shay that...
>>581224690Grass would never have a supiki of her own so she can't say that
>>581223794I'm as real as America's victory on her Special Military Operation against the terrorist regime of Tehran.Hoah kirakira~!
>>581224658Pokke is the late speed card, the next mets speed stick will be pasa speeeeeeed
>>581224496cute and likable tomboy who everyone loves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3-F8jKuz_USex
What the fuck just happened
>>581224776Late/End
>>581224776>>581224861>Pokke is the late speed cardShe's a medium/long speed card, even pace chasers use her
>>581224850DIE DIE DIE
>>581224776if im a late player and rolled both, which one would get replaced first?
>>581224850Explode.
>>581224804ah yes, the flower field where all the umas end up flirting with their trainers. Between that place and the beach at night, we've had lots of fallen soldiers
>>581224792>everyone*Fuji Kiseki>loves*tolerates
>>581224850THE HIGHROLL IS REAL
>>581224850holy shit that's some insane lucknaisu
>Festa's opponent in her Takarazuka Kinen is SpeI guess that's a viable substitute for Spe's daughter
>>581224850EXPLODE!!
>>581224850EXPLODE
>>581224850i want to know i hate youthis is like lottery winner odds
>>581224774ohw... you played with my heart...
I got Festa, on the last pull I could make. I got three rainbows on the 10 pull before it, 2 full armor fukus and 1 vampire rice.Now I am caratless, but I got festa
>>581224912True, you can probably use her on Pace
They get replaced roughly at the same time but Pokke is more versatile
cryer
the rolls in this thread have been good roll now anons the rng seed is good
>>581224850UNIRONICALLY GENUINELY EXPLODE I HAD TO SPARK UMA BANNERS
7 and I'll kill myself.Tell Super Creek that I loved her.
>>581225270I lost 100 carats, I shan't roll more
>>581225270>he doesn't know how it worksYou ONLY post your good rolls, most rolls have been awful
>>581224850Odds of exactly 6 SSRs: 0.00001355% (about 1 in 7.38 million 10-pulls). Odds of 6 or more SSRs: ~1 in 7.25 million 10-pulls.Factoring in 5 Distinct UnitsBecause the permanent 3-star pool contains dozens of characters, once you manage to land 6 SSRs, the probability that at least 5 of them are unique is actually quite high (roughly 85% to 95%, depending on whether a single banner unit has a rate-up). The bottleneck isn't getting varied units—it's getting 6 highest-rarity pulls in a single attempt.PerspectiveTo put 1 in 7.38 million into context, you are roughly six times more likely to get struck by lightning this year (~1 in 1.2 million) than to get that specific 10-pull. Unless that screenshot was edited or pulled on a modded/private server, that person burned through a lifetime's worth of luck in ten seconds.
>>581225346>missing your chance
>>581222897/uma/chan bot...
>>581224937Kita probably? Pasa is all around better than her
>>581225398>—Certified bobopost
>>581224850you just drained your luck for the rest of the year on umarolling
>>581224850>Xog>NewAccount forever tainted
>>581225425I already pulled 6 dupes of the WORST umas available in our server for snackingNot again
>>581224850
>>581224850beast, congrats
>>581225537which ones?
>>581224850>all these NEW!congrats anon, insane luck
>>581224850Congrats you just unbricked your account with that xog
>>581224850Fake and gay
>>581224850>new xogCongrats, you have one more CM before Cygames realizes the community hates that alt.
>>581225398>6 SEAposters got struck by lightning so that anon could get that pull
>>581225628og curren, fuku and THREE FUCKING WHITE MCQUEENS
>>581225398I need to strike more people with lightning is the takeaway here
>>581226008t. nakayama zeus
I won't have enough carats for Ramonu.
Hello friends!!
>>581217781
>>581226184sup
>>581226184Dachi... friend... hello
>bum asked me out on a datelater virgins
>>581226175Same but bright side is who knows if I'll stay long enough to care because game's worse everyday
>>581226175Open League...home...
>>581225502You're completely right, this analysis could have only been done by a machine.
I just realized that none of my medium umas have late speed. And it's too late to train a NYopera or Fuji parent. What do?
>>581226175time to flip some burgers until you can afford the banner
look at them yoyosthat's the way you do ityou play the guitar on the MTV
ahhhh wow. yeah, my luck. 1 copy of Creek and 3 off-banner cards in 200 pulls. Not even a consolation CB. I was definitely right to mark all those banners 600 in that pull plan. Crystals are just gonna have to fill in the gaps.
>>581226542train a NYopera or Fuji parent
>>581226542Your racing stam homestretch oguri unique?
Hoeh?
>>581224850holy shit
>>581226336>>581226334
>>581226345>roam the town like two starved beasts until we find sustenance crackfiend nakayama...
>>581226801Post the source this looks sick
>>581226657Damn it really? That's gonna take so long, fuck>>581226693I don't like to do incest, so Oguri never has Oguris behind
i was going to write a bad blogpost but my senses won the battle at the last second
>>581226923Good job!
glue
Is there a way to buy monthly and other shit with vpn without having to overpay because my currency had non-existent value?
>>581226801>V's BWC
>>581226923fight them inner demons dacchi
>>581226184Babydachi!!!
>>581226542Ship it and move on
>>581227172V is a SEAfag with a shrimp, thats why he couldn't satisfy umama
i forgot to put the jbc stuff on my clank
>>581226542come what may is enough
i’m out here straight clanking my shit
>>581224850I CAST POWER WORD: EXPLODE
Idk if i need these pink sparks but looks cool
>>581226910Bratjob
Introducing Mejiro Dober
>>581226893it's just scarlet getting nelson'dnothing crazy
>>581224850Man what the fuck. This is the craziest pull I've ever seen
>>581227485*plap plap plap*
>>581224971>flirtingI wish that was what happened
>>581227525Scarlet is enough now post
>>581227485how does she manage to be so erotic
>>581227409anon why did you forget to give your clanker white skills at the end of the run?
Post fat (like MASSIVE borderline grotesque) uma asses
>>581226923you still blogposted
>>581227230>he fucked
>>581226910my fuarking demon lord windy wouldn't do that...
>>581227623Obviously i'm using 1100 stam deck without skills
>>581227485
>>581227594I don't have it
>>581227485How many men can she take?
>>581227223>>581227317Yeah at this point I'll just take it with that, I don't think it's worth it, how reliable is CWM?
>>581227485>feminazi
It's official, guts is a better stat than power
>>581227748Mad Falcon
>>581227753in a fight?
>>581227775
>>581227848Yeah... let's go with that...
>>581225398this guy absorbed all the sillius poster's luck...
>>581226008someone post that webm of lightning striking a pig
>>581224850Insane pullsI have a feeling that someone is gonna quit this game because of this
>>581227626
>>581226345STOP TRYING TO PROPAGANDIZE ME INTO PULLING HOBO GODDAMN IT ALL TO HELL
>>581227891Thank you, I'll just call it a day
>>581224850I dont believe it
I fucking won. I fucking won. I fucning won. She's here. She will be here.
>>581228131too fat
>>581228335Enjoy Mackie
>doing bakushin career>essentially tells me she doesn't see me in "that" sort of way and that our relationship should remain professional>literally right after light hello practically asks me out on a date and again in the next turnI see...
>>581228335Woe, Fukukitaru upon thee
Stop fucking laughing Phalae
>>581228335enjoy your base roster dupe
>>581228335FARUKO! ZETTAITEKI CENTER MEZASHIMAASU~
>>581228484fillyofsex
>>581228335
>>581228335get shakked
Drama?
>>581228393I will
>>581228484>another gyaru Skipping her banner
no drama because you didn't include a curren image
Mejiro McQueen is a flat failure of a woman.
>>581228620tits too big
>>581228674shes an awkward nerd pretending to be a gyaru
>>581228687
>>581228576I'm busy fucking danchou. I'll post later.
>>581228732what's that between her legs
>>581228756close enough, welcome back mejiro paama.
>>581228732Defenseless crippled anus
>>581228335director doesn't guarantee rate-up umait could be anyone
>>581228791those are pants retard
>>581228273You can cope by waiting out for her alt which is at least 4 times cuter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9mA9S8d7Wg
>>581228131
Banchou lust
>>581228791those are jeans retard
>>581228883I have 91k carats, I could easily spark her, I just need to hooooooooolllllllllddddddddd for the 5 umas I'm pulling between next month and December
>>581228791
>>581224850you're legally forced to stay forever now
>>581228827her tailyou silly goose
>>581228791>[Deleted]
>>581229090why is it a solid colorwhere are the hair strand textures
>he killed the pic and hasn't responded since after realizing it wasn't leggingsLmao pant hater btfo
>>581228858oops
>every lobby is double dom + ace>my triple aces keep losingI'm falling for the prisoner's dilemma
>>581228732get this grown woman out of my highscooler horse girl videogame.
>>581228393>>581228457>>581228486>>581228527>>581228541>>581228543Nice try anonsif you excuse me I will now indulge in shortstack sex
>>581229430side paizuri job
>>581229430>small onahole
Seeing umas crawling to the finish line in stam debuffer lobby is always funny as fuck. Even my 800 stam + 1 gold endxog fucking dies if there's 3 stam debuffers
>>581229379last one
>>581229430She's abusive
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>581229652Ugly roastie
>>581229673she abuses my dick daily, yeah
>>581229735don't shay that...
Esteemed Mambo club (ID: 379642070) is looking for 2 mambochies to join their ranks! apply or reply with your id! No quota!
>>581227156Help...Pretty please?
>>581229149anything is possible with the right angle
>>581229673
>>581229848
>>581229947I read those 6 words and I instantly get erect
>>581229848Wait what? Mambros??
>>581229848>2 mambochiesWhat did I miss?
>>581230075
>>581229430hell yeah
>>581229848Mambwos?
>Shiwu
>no Vi in sight
Mambuser
>>581229947>neichatore asked her to wear it before umapyoi>she agreed>even did the teio step without him asking
>>581230075me tooabusive gfs are good only when they're manipulative like this, showing kindness and regret after hitting you hard
2 more days for da 'cap CM
>>581229848YOU MADE ME CHECK! I THOUGHT WE LOST MORE MAMBRO!
>>581229848you made me open the game for nothingfuck you
>I have to wait months until I can get all these umas into my account so I can watch them dance for my pleasurehurry up already you stupid nips
>>581230763>>581230692you at least queued a fan run, right?
>>581230535>Nature suspiciously more aroused than trainer
>>581230830>yurislop>brown umaKill yourself
>>581230692>>581230763kwaboty (still tony)
>there's at least 3 different 7+ days inactive people in my club>danchou doesn't want janniesoooohhhh I'm gonna betray them
>>581230358his art gives me a #boner though so it's all fine in the end.
>>581230949no, I shall live so I can get them both
>>581230830>4 of my favouritesgood taste retard
>>581231014>t.cuck
>>581231084based
Fuck I didn't mean to quote anythingYet another stamlet, S-let, gwlet onigeShould I swap my lb0 smaru for lb2 creek?
>>581230853Just finished one actually
For 500 carats, name the most abusive Uma
>>581230692>>581230763
>>581231084
>>581231318
>>581231296Nishino Flower
>>581231149AHHHHH I NEED A GYARU KRIS IN MY LIFE
wow !
>>581231296windy
>>581224850DIE
>>581231442Don't we all?
>>581231270Bejiro Balmer :DD
>>581231518fat fuck contrail...
>>581224850and I thought I was lucky for getting digtan in my first roll, wtf is that...explode
brown wife postin'
>>581231270you need smaru and 2lb creek is not good (0 starting friendship)
>>581231296
>>581231014>hisReasonable statement btw, if you remove the Nyantcha-tier yakuza gangbang subplot, her artwork is great, the mackween and cafe pinups are her best works. Unfortunately we already know Shiwu is a western woman, and god knows how many flaws does her likeness have.
im getting hacked?
Only a few more months
>>581232059yes
>>581221376>>581222840>Cafe wit is my cope because I like running Satono DiamondAre you willing to buy selectors? Because Cafe wit is a pretty good target for them
>>581231442Uma needs more gyaru, and gyaru alts too
literally me
>>581231859So I should cope with less stamina and try to fish for more white recoveries instead?
>>581232152It'd be better to invest those in Pokke though
>>581231949Rice wouldn't
>>581231296Kitasan Black
>>581232275why are you so bald
>>581231518where the fuck is he Cygamesyou owe the phonehead an epic cinematic cutscene against Ai
>>581232152maybe, if I feel like it. what LB does she become useful at, and how big is the jump after that
>>581232326all my life energy is being drained
>>581232275why are you so tiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZtOQ03UX0w
>>581230692>>581230763I was almost sure the new guy had already quit...
>>581232059It means you shared your account and it's over, since Cygames can't log accounts out
>>581232427she's like Creek where the initial friendship gauge is locked behind 3lb+, so you want at least 3lb.
>>581232289understamming and gambling on whites is bad advice, you would need to check on an emulator what's the bare minimum for stamina or use one of the free stamina cards
More like Naretard Taishin
>>581232639Dont call her that...
>>581232516whats she like? havnt seen any posts about her and shes coming soon
after reading shakur's story i think doto's actually justified in beating her up
>>581232474you're jerking off to this, arent you
>>581232639Her name is Earthquake Test. Don't wear it out.
>>581232292Sure, in most cases I agree>>581232427She has the Creek issue of no initial friendship until 3Lb, otherwise there's no real breakpoints. Just slightly better each LB
Sorry mam, I'm trying to jerk off to your voice, but the ogre on screen is putting me off
>>581232686Biwa Stupide
>>581232059Could just be something as simple as you not properly closing the app on your phone while trying to log in on your pc
>>581232772how would trainer even be in this situation, kneeling in the uma changing room without anyone noticing
>>581232949Don't use logic
>>581232516I will be visiting Tomakomai. Forever.
>>581232516I’m coming inside of Tomakomai
>>581232949it's a call bro
Stallions should not wear bloomers
>>581233076then who took the photo
>>581232761don't say that.
>>581233097I'll remove them with my mouth
>>581232901NUUUU
>>581232929aiiieeeeee
Neicha after 3 years of retiring (she already had 2 kids)
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>581224850Oh wow. You're never getting another 3* ever again, are you.
>>581232905Nah i played for 1 hour
>>581233315Working on the third
>>581233370this is too big a truth nuke for /uma/ to handle
>>581232849>>581232554meh probably won't bother. I played around with the calc some more and it looks like crystals actually will easily fill in the gaps, even if I estimate conservatively (club dropping back to A, 3rd in CMs). 80% chance to MLB in 400 pulls if you're willing to use a crystal are really good odds. Might even be able to add an uma here or there by leaning harder on the crystals.
>>581231970>Unfortunately we already know Shiwu is a western womanShiwi is Korean, no western
>>581232562Apparently, for Palmer a little less than 700 +1gold is just enoughBiggest problem would be what to do with the deckSo far I assume the staples will be>smaru, kita and tachyon>lh>wit bourbonThe next one then should be a card that gives me the gold? Or maybe, finemo and I replace tachyon for another speed with a gold like welfare Suzuka or welfare Jordan?
>>581231296Admire Groove
>>581233370
>>581233527>gookeven worse
>>581233558Suzuka is better than Jordan because the gold is guaranteed.
taki and cafe INDIFFERENCE
>>581233727that's a very cool comic, ElectroDav50515
>>581233736>ugly tomboy raping a christmas cake
>>581233756Autoerotic asphyxiation reached Tracen academy...
>It's the 15th already and there are a couple dacchis way below half the quotaBetter start planning the october recruiting campaigns, danchou
>>581233727No one should do this.When she says to do adult thing, you have to hug her and kiss her head until she's satisfied
>>581227848how much she fights is up to her
>>581232706so her boobs are really big and milkies and tomakomai and milkies (also better than brickey)
not really drama but if umatism dont finish in the top 1000 AGAIN im gonna lose it. stop fucking jobbing
>>581234023Curren WHORE WOULD do this
>>581234008>>>/b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4XgRtBRl3cthis is interesting. Presuming .4 accel, it takes almost 8.5 seconds to accelerate to top speed in a sprint CM of 1200 meters and you get not even 200m of full speed. So Turf S is far stronger than Distance S on Sprints. Interesting.
>>581234070Umatism and autis/uma/ should merge
You can just do that? Ask for someone's Toes?
>>581233727foid trainers are not realimagine being a uma in your prime (13 years old) ready to debut with a hormonal unbalance and you trainer is a middle aged woman instead of a 24 years old stud fresh out of training college
>>581233737Ok, then my final deck should be>smaru, kita or tachyon (whoever gives better results), suzuka>lh>wit bourbon and fine motionHope it goes alright, although I don't expect greatness
>>581234023Pissing isn't cute if it isn't omorashi
So who got the best juxebok theme?
>>581234268>no longer a target for mergewe are so back Tamabros
>>581234206ameritard
>>581234070danchou really needs to get some jannies instead of doing everything himself, there's already 3 dudes who haven't logged in in like 4 days
>>581233736Ines would lose it for real if Tracen really lets in those young prodigy trainers>painted nailsyeah it's over for that shota
Lending Gold City's toes in my mouth
>>581234417
>>581234518ask him in chat ill back you up
>>581234242>only .4 accellol we passed that point long agoEnd closers in the next sprint CM will have spurt/tracen cheer/leap forward/witful/sprinting gear
>>581234567SEXOOOOOWITH BOTHAT THE SAME TIME
>>581233736God I wish Ines was my big sister
>>581234567new fusu just dropped?! I was slacking...
>tfw just realized IRL Jordan is still aliveI rarely see him get posted on social medias
>>581234850The Gold clan yakuza own the media
>>581234850He'll die soon along with Daiwa
>>581234023Omg..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weKvmsQ8LIQ77 days until we are approved to marry their daughter
>>581235480Ikuyo dicktus......
>>581234023WOOOF WOOF SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>Swap out my old 9* power borrow for a 9* stamina one that didn't even do the dirt G1s for affinity.>Get a bunch of borrows againPeople are really desperate for stamina sparks aren't they?
>>581235534why cant she eat burgers normally?
>>581234023>solid streamUMM CURREN "SISTERS" YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
>>581235367>ugly stallion Faggot
>>581234850some farms are allergic to showing off their horses in social media, IIRC Tap Dance City's still kicking but his last photo is from 2022 because the farm where he's resting forbid all kinds of photography
>>581235676>V is raping Dober
WOW YOU HAVE A RYAN PARENT WELL ARENT YOU SUCH A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE HUH
>>581229848Did Mambro drop to B Rank yet like /uma/ predicted?
>>581234023I want to pee in that puddle and mix my fluids with Curren's so much
>>581236084I have a Dober parent actually, I'm not a fan of pump's strict positioning requirement
>>581236084surely this wouldnt be an issue unless you want to run her yourself or as a parent, making you the same as them..
>>581235775>hates beauty and wholesomenessAmerican guaranteed
>>581235367why does mr cock and balls keep mentioning that her parents were trainer and trainee
>>581236084pumper is too fucking busted for late surgerif youre not using it youre bricking your entire life and may as well just troon out
>>581236282>tomboy >beauty Wrong.
I don't know what to loop for next CM
>>581236205>>581236251>>581236408I DONT NEED A RYAN, I MADE MY OWN RYAN FOR THIS EXACT REASONNOW EVERYONE MUST STOP OFFERING RYAN I DONT NEED HER ANYMORE
>>581235676DOBER SEXO AND IMPREGNATION
and that's what you get when you let your heart win, whoa oh oh oh
>>581236537
>>581236535I just put up a 9* stam Ryan up and people are borrowing her, so too bad.
>>581236537HISHIAMA CUTE AND HISHIAMA VA CUTE TOO
>>581236535>i am a sheep so its their fault i copied theminteresting melty
>>581236381I think she wants to let you know how lonely you are and should go find a wife or you're never be able to train her properly
>>581236427>this is uglyjust say you like cock instead, holy shit you literal faggot
>>581236624who the fuck is this?
>>581236537I've lost gallons to 6/9 characters here
>>581236571
guys i cant resist anymore.....mr cb propaganda is too strong....
>>581235367 >>581236757CUTE!>>581236583Cute Delinquent
>>581236785Hishi Amazon if she was awesome
>>581236785Hishiama's ghoul/vampire alt
>>581236785Hishi Cracker
>>581236854she will masturbate to this later on btw
>>581236757Ugly uma
>haha what if you beat super strong womenwhat is with this dogshit angstyou cant make me feel shit with thatif you wanted to sting a bit, give me grannies on deathbeds
>>581236936Too bad trainer will be publicly tortured and stoned later on by Groove and Teio
>>581237139
>>581237213uma most likely to convert to islam?
>>581236936
Danchou keeps telling us to do fan-clanks at work..............................................................but I don't work.........
>>581237305None, because they love eating pork and their religion aka the three goddesses canonically real
>>581237445Manual fan runs it is
>>581237152do you Believe that this is meant to be actual angst and not just a joke.
>>581237139There are no ugly umas, except Ryan.
>>581237152Uma already perfected the emotional sting with S2uma abuse is just like random /b/ gore, it only works on edgy teenagers
>>581237579Dober would not say this about her nee-chan
>>581237623I only like uma ryona when it leads to some vanilla shit in the end
>>581237579Dober would not say that about Ryan...
I only fap to uma ryona where it's me who's being abused
imagine Dober and Gold City double teaming you
>>581237152I want someone to have the balls to make a story where trainer drugs Gentilldonna and rapes her.Show that musclehead her strength means shit.
There are no ugly anons in /uma/ except...
derby
>>581237679she wouldn't, but it is true. And very frustrating. Ryan is giga tier hot and it's ruined by the awful haircut. Her fashion sense is incredible, but only for other umas like Dober, not herself. Being a Ryanfag must truly be suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez0SJXXVaxwJust the video I needed before cm starts
ALL UMA ... ARE QUEEEEEENS
>>581236854>humanoids able to run at speeds high enough that even the slower one will be 10 times faster than you>which means their bodies can take and inflict that much force>abuse themWhat's the plan there?Even if he was a fucking mutant that CAN actually resist uma's hits, you just ruined your future for harming an invaluable asset for Tracen and the URA, and the real horse mafia is gonna destroy you if not kill youYeah I know it's a fun comic I just like to overthink stupid scenarios
there's barely any uma ryona unfortunately so it doesn't matter in the end.
>>581238089Smooching my pouty umawife who had to wait a bit longer until I joined her in bed
>>581238008It isn't because her hair actually looks good (if you aren't too stupid to like it) and her casual outfit, which she rarely appears in, is her only bad one (so far at least, I don't know about any other racewear yet). Her racewear is great and her school clothes and training clothes are fine of course.
emotionally abusing umas is hotter
>>581237874>has balls>uses drugsPick one>>581238180If you like uma ryona then you should make Dantsu your oshi
people have linked me these videos and I really have to say youre a retard man these are all AI generated slop like literally AI scripts
>>581238141>invaluable assetShe's a shitty school president
>>581238008>her hair actually looks goodhard disagree
>>581238282Now this is the good stuff.Post more.
>>581238313why are you complaining here get it to the retard that keeps hitting on you with aislop videos
>>581238282>no results in boorusauce?
>>581237807
7 and I'll make food for myself.4 and I'll play more uma instead.
Says the jobber...
>>581234403StarHorse4
What do I loop for next long CM? What grandparents/parents? Planning to run front + end, maybe late surger too
>>581236757You could be combustibly gay and still recognize that Mr CB is ridiculously pretty. In fact, I'd suspect one would be even more certain of it.>>581238008Ryan, however, is just gross.
>>581238413Sorry but I don't have that much uma suffering on my phone. >>581238532https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146669638
>>581238667go for a classicmac and beef time
We should be friend and smilemaxxing instead. This angst and misery is bad for the soul!
>>581238707No
>>581238291that one artist only made like 3 pics of that.>>581238282that's true...
>>581238707yes
>>581238746>>581238794
Bad Dia! Smack smack smooch
>>581238707yup.
>mambo nearly at rank 400 again>look at doxxogenesis>dancho sweating his balls off followed by some literal who guy, same as its been for over a month>numbers are going up now because one of the officers woke up and decided to help toois that literally all it takes? 3 guys?
Did double reward started already because holy
I don't like to abuse my umas.I don't like seeing umas being abused.All umas are precious in their own way.
>>581238282i like the one with daiwa scarlet cursing herself in the mirror
>>581238707YES PLEASEoh my god
>>581238282>Gey a stoic and dismissive trainee.>Slowly make her fall in love with me over 3 years.>She confesses at after her final victory.>Hit her with the "Sorry, it's not proper for a trainer to enter in a relationship with a trainee."This would feel amazing.
>yuritard
>>581239042yea just about 3 guys
>>581239042Yes, 3 autists can do that
>>581238701barcarole, duty of dignity, g00 1st, win QED are all good velocity inherits for longon fronts get victory cheer + A&S (break it down inherit is so weak that A&S gives more accel even with delayed proc, according to umalator)
>>581239042I woke up since auto dropped alright!
>>581239042Yes, until the autist discovers he can do better and moves to the better club.
Raped...
>>581239363I'm running ballroom seiun, should I try to get OG Seiun angling as grandparent?
>>581239504LOVE being raped by cute delinquent girls!
>>581239424its always funny to me when you look at these clubs and theyre being carried on the shoulders of some rank and file members who probably dont even read the thread. how could /uma/ club even poach them? they're immune from all dangers. they simply love their club.
>>581239504the loved (forcefully).
sex with hags
>>581239623i don't think you would need it since break it down + cheer is already 0.3 accel and A&S is still weak, but it's a good optionrun it on umalator to see how much A&S would help in your case
>>581239956We love older women
I would roll for CB because her career story is really cute and my jap was not very good when she came out all these years ago, but ends are bad and I wouldn't be able to use her support
>>581239042the new guy who joined few days ago is also high earning That's not fair I never manage to recruit guys like that one
>>581239956prove it
>>581239878Im reading
this bread is unusually light on images
>Got fast learner from a random event.The run isn't looking particularly good, but I'll press forward and see what happens.
>>581240123STOP
she needs rape
>>581240450If 7 everything goes well. If 4 Doto dies. Anything else and Gimlet breaks a fence today.
>>581239138>get a stoic and dismissive trainer>slowly make him fall in love with me over 3 years>he confess to me after my final victory>hit him with the "Chowa! Torena-san i know it's easy to fall in love with someone like me, but i think it's impure to being more than trainer and trainee"
Etsuko Otonashi
Creek would do this
>>581240670
>>581240446I was expecting more pictures of the new costumes.
>Mr. Cock and Balls hasn't finished her event for 6 tuns in a rowUmazing game
>>581240057Haytheredancho...
>>581240528No! The reading will continue!
>>581240717year 1 Bakushin would say this but year 3 Bakushin wouldn't
>>581240757Everything for making her torena's weewee go peepee
>>581240057allen...
>>581237482doesnt this make them haram devils and all indonesians/malaysians/arabs will be locking themselves out of heaven if they lust after them?
>>581239878I will join (((them))) someday. I just don't want to right now.
>>581241047
>>581241091It's not up to you to decide.
>>581239042 ̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶u̶t̶e̶s̶ seconds /uma/ hasn't been seething at mambo for the most inane reasons: 0
when's the next half TP I have to carry my club, we dropped below 1000 again
>need to fart>think its going to be a satisfying slow long one>forget my chair is made of mesh>its completely unmuffled and disturbingly loudumas for this feel?
>>581241310b+ looks better anyway
>>581241131ruby wouldnt say this.
>>581241310Mambwo...
>>581241542
>>581240757
Leave Mambo alone!
>>581240717Evil
>>581241823Too hot
Sorry dancho, I can't afford to farm more fans, I already have to spend too many carats to reroll my parent runs for CM20...
>>581241823imagine
>>581242126helios would do this to make me horny for pamass
>>581240757>>581241003>>581241801I wish I was a fetus swishing around in Creek's belly prepping to drink all the milk from her tits and cause her nipples to turn brown when I exit
>>581242107I'd snack on kris if you know what I mean
>>581241812They're our designated clown club thoughAutis/uma/ isn't a fun punching bag club anymore because I like them
>>581242320Everyone likes Autis/uma/ after what was done to them
>>581238742befriending and smilemaxxing with chikezo's big fucking tomboy titckets
>>581240057Who? There's like 3 new guys
>training golshi>realize i dont have spurt yet>see CB offering a hint on a 27% failure training>THIS IS IT. YOU ONLY HIGHROLL WHEN YOU GAMBLE. I HAVE TO GET IT.>training succeeds !!!!>corner accelerationgambling is bad actually
sex bomb
>eating a 3 musketeers>notice the veins on the top>immediately think of bbcuma for this feel
post more images you lazy bums
>>581242156bakusniff
posting an image for you
felt sad and dumped 50 tickets into creek bannercurse molatile waysy v
>>581242702I hate finemo posters
>>581242702
>>581240718best sexo ningen of the franchise
>>581242156BackushinBakusexBarebaku
It's not like I desire Falcute or anything, don't get the wrong idea
>>581242865wife motion
>>581242702no
Matikane OP next thread pls
>>581242985you can't marry your trainee
Sincerely didn't care for festa but got my clumsy girl Doto, so I'm happy
>>581242885Imagine what she wouldn't do for some insider info...
>>581243142Some great rolls being posted today
Holy moly I haven't had a golshi moment this bad in like 6 months
>>581240814>he doesn't check the conversation bubbles in the menu
>>581242865>>581242985Fine Udders
>>581242702gimme a kiss
>>581243016>MatikaneWhich one?
>>581243125I'm not sure I have much of a choice in the matter, actually. She just simply proclaimed to be my wife one day and her bodyguards have been following me around ever since.
why are we suddenly getting new costumes now1.5 anni is over
>>581243349no
>>581243396both!
>>581243396The cute one, not the ugly orange donkey gypsy.
>>581243142why are you rolling on uma banners you don't care for? this is why you guys are broke on carats
ROKU NANA
>>581243423>Becoming her husband grants you free UMA bodyguardsHell of a deal... now I can shit talk whoever I please on the streets!
stupid questioni have 2lb mr CB and 2lb yeppers. which one should i use and which one should i borrow? CB is good even at 2lb right?
>>581243503to get spooked for the umas i do care for
>>581243435Who knows, just enjoy.
must not roll... i WILL have fun later NOT NOW....
>>5812435632 pounds of cock and balls is enough yeppers
>>581243563Use both and borrow something else
>>581243612Jesus Christ Tama put on some clothes
>>581243456pretty please?
>>581243435because it's christm- I mean holiday
>>581243349Gimme a hug man
>>581243563yes, they're both good at 1lb but with the caveat that yeppers is absolute dogshit attached to a great gold so lb literally doesnt matter
Who or what can I get from this? Thinking of putting off CM training to finish this first.
>>581243612SEX WITH TINY POOR UMA WITH TINY UMANKOS
>>581243687Shut up allen
>>581243503gambling + I do a 10 pull whenever I feel like it
>>581243643what else would i borrow? is there some secret end closer card i should be using?
>>581243739Release 3* umas I think, Rice Shower through Special Week.
>>581243739
>>581243947What is your deck? You might want to borrow Maruzensky
god I wanna fuck big tiddy boy uma so bad
>>581243739launch 3* so ummmmmthese girls
new thread is up btw
>>581244183shut up seatranny
>>581244293>>581244293>>581244293
why did they increase the wait time for CM? Its like a week or so before the actual Finals
I haven't masturbated in a week, I think I'm no longer horny. It only took 20 years since I hit puberty for it to go away I'm so happy.
>>581244017>MLB kita>MLB tachy>MLB air shakur speed (idk what else to use)>3LB light hello>2LB mr CB>borrowing yeppers
>>581243739You get Oguri cap and save yourself months of bullshit
>>581239504Finally, an uma wife for Bossman Jack...
