Godkings Edition>Previous>>581141990>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Embed]Aug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M [Embed]Sep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
super earth's finest
any slutdivers on
>>581229291
>>581229456Imma teach this fucking mutt how to be a sniper.
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>>581229456they're great goofy little guys
Bastion tanks are useless. They get picked apart by chaff swarms. They get stuck on random bits of terrain. The casemate design is awful to aim. It takes two dudes away from the game where two mechs would be better.
This thread is already ruined by vorefags, ai slopchuggers, and furtroons. Just make a new thread and start over again.
>>581229712skill issue
>>581229712>picked apart by chaff>doesnt have a team mate with a single chaff gun in the tank>complains about chaff in the tank while alone in the tankbrown and a woman. the worst of all opinions.
>>581229712It's a fucking meme stratagem, I unironically see more people bringing the FRV over that piece of shit tank
I will not tolerate Concealed Insertion slander.
>>581229587
>bruh what if we made ourselves a large target>WTF WHY AM I DYING SO MUCH
>>581229945Shit was really good on spread democracy cyberstan when spawns were wild. These days, probably not so much.
>>581229945Trolls sentry fags.
Redpill me on this thing
>>581230176it's so forgotten you still die if you're mounting it and enemies destroy it
>>581230176It's decent on bricks missions and flag missions.
>>581230176it's shit
>>581230093It still has a ton of use on bots. If you're going all in on expendables, namely EATs, Leveller, Solo Silo, Commando, it helps neuter their aim.It also combos nicely with the Shield Generator Relay, because enemies can't target the emitter while it's concealed in smoke, and likewise you won't be targeted if you're in the smoke too. Meaning the shield doesn't get assraped quite as fast.
>>581230176it was fun for like 2 or 3 weeks when it had heavy pen, nowadays you shouldn't bother with it
>>581229712>Bastion tanks are useless.maybe if you suck>They get picked apart by chaff swarms.they don't>They get stuck on random bits of terrain.if you suck at driving>The casemate design is awful to aim.if you consider basic teamwork 'awful' then yes>It takes two dudes away from the game where two mechs would be better."two stratagems are stronger than 1 stratagem I am very intelligent" still not really true, though. Bastion can put out far more AT damage than any mech, about as much as 3 lumberers.
>>581229712Honestly, I don't really play unless I can take the Bastion Tank. I have a bro who's a good gunner, and we each bring a tank, so when we run out of ammo or lose the tank, we can just call down a fresh one. The uptime is good enough that we're pretty much inside the tank the whole match. If we can get randos to do side saddle shenanigans, it's even better, but we're fine just rolling by ourselves. I can play without the Bastion, of course; it just isn't as fun for me. I like being able to roll around and just fuck shit up with impunity.
>>581230606>she doesn't understand the concept of opportunity costNot gonna make it.
>>581230634M? Is that you my boy?
>>581231201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SnIJJCH8w
>>581229712Retard
>tank warbond>no new tank in itBravo narrowhead!
>>581231451>Add tank stratagem to warbond4tranny and redditor melty>Don't add tank stratagem to warbond4tranny and redditor melty
>>581231451Well maybe if you didn't chimp out at them putting mechs in a warbond, that would happen you stupid CHUD
>>581229573Post the robutt hole
>>581230996what opportunity is being lost? bastion puts out a ton of damage, gunner can easily switch seats to throw his strats. only driver is in an awkward position cuz he can't just pop out easily, but you can still be efficient with it by running high cooldown strats so that you don't need to leave the driver seat often
>>581230176It's fun. The AI gets stuck on it more often than not. I just use it as terrain that can do some chaff clearing
>switching from light oxygenator armor to something else be like
>>581229712Bastion is good and viable if you aren't a pussy that can't drive and your gunner has the bare minimum of frontal lobe development.
Do we have stats on the new guns yet? The super store gun too?
>>581231451>>581231580>>581231609Vehicles should have never been in Warbonds. But at the same time, we should be getting shit that supports vehicles.>Repair tool (weapon slot)>Vehicle ammo backpack>Vehicle repair and rearm emplacement
>>581230996>caring about opportunity cost in a game where you can clip the difficulty ceiling with a majority of loadoutspointless, unless you’re attempting to killwhore
>>581230176Significantly faster CD than standard emplacements (100sec vs 160sec), useful cover vs projectiles even when empty, 60 grenades, the wall can block small chaff and can be used to close narrow choke points.It's basically the EAT of emplacements. You can use it very often, and while not the best compared to the HMG or ATE, it can still pull its weight fairly well on all factions.
>>581230176Useless due to it not have 360 degree rotation and stratagem bouncing lol. Fun fact, if the wall gets destroyed while you are on it, you die.
Stratagems should not even bounce. They should just fail and force you to call it in again. Having the thing bounce is retarded spiteful design.
>>581234245This. Just don't bounce, flash red, and the diver making a comment about it failing.
>>581229712baited everyone award
you know I know I'm not a pro by any means, but my goodness son I can really tell this fucking game has problems with rednecks not doing objectives to an aggressive level, just shooting shit and spamming reinforce requests, I said my piece.
>>581234245why is this game’s community suddenly outraged about a part of the game that has existed since launch?
>>581230176best SEAF stratagem desu
What do SEAF members feel after they kill a Helldiver?
Frankly I find the idea of a SEAF that thinks offensive.
>>581236371kek>Launch ICBM>5...>4..>3...>2...>1...>FWOOOOSH>"OUR CITIZENS DEPEND ON YOU FOR THEIR SAFETYAlso as I was typing this post, one SEAF just ignited and shot down another.
>>581236167Recoil
>>581235749I-is that a... petite girl? PEDO! PEEEDOOO! PEDOPEDOPEDOPEDO WEEWOOWEEWOO GET THE WOODCHIPPERS WE GOT A LOLILOVING FUCJING NONCE
>>581235749Watch out, Helldiver! ThighNir is gonna make a 15 minute long nothingburger video on you for posting an anime girl!
>>581235773>suddenlyPeople have rightfully complained about it since launch and swiggers have only made it worse.
>>581231116No, you have me confused for someone else I'm afraid. I need to farm some super credits, though, so no tankery for me for a little while. I'm still salty we lost the MO.
>>581237001>>581237148Come again?
>helldivers pedo situation. >look inside. >blue archive.
>>581237001>>581237720some raspy voice nobody made a video saying the helldivers companion app is ran by pedos, and the "proof" was literally just anime shit.
>>581237727Aren't all gacha players nonces?
Lobby Doko!!!!!!
SMG-32 REPRIMAND APPRECIATION POSTTHIS GOOD GUN
>>581238097this gun is so fucking shit it definitely shares the throne with sterilizer
>>581232452real, not even regular light armor compares
>>581237984Not often, it's usually the people accusing that are.
>>581237984blue archive players have done more to stop pedos than any anti-blue archive person.
>>581238394ENTIRELY UNTRUEIT IS FUN AND USEFUL
>>581235749
>>581237727I don't play blue archive but I'm glad it exists. With all the memes, porn and chaos it generates. Love it.
>>581239413I love carrying little cuties like you.So useless.So cute.My dick throbs knowing you would have died reloading that thing for 2 business days while I defend you.
don't open loli inside
>>581238097>Out of ammo!
>>581239702Is that... an anime girl???AAAIIIEEEEEEEE.
>>581237148>>581237887that fucking voice is unbearable, who is this subhuman predator trying to fool?i can guarantee without a shadow of a doubt that this guy's going to be exposed as a convicted child molester within the end of the year
BE CAREFUL! ILLEGAL CONTENT INSIDEOPEN AT OWN RISK
>>581240017Is that... mika???AAAIIIEEE SAVE ME GEHENNA.
>>581240017>girl eating a sweetroll>immediately think about blowjobs and little kidsWhat the fuck is wrong with sloptubers
"Aaaiiieee" is gucci-coded language, fyi.
Jesus?
DO NOT OPENVILE SEXUAL CONTENT INCLUDING BUG GIRLS
>>581233131You realize they have no reason to produce new vehicles if they can't monetize them right? You realize we already got 4 vehicles for free and you only spent 40 bugerbucks on the game right?
>>581230176It's pretty good, you just have to think for atleast half a second before throwing it down, so it's too hard for most Helldivers.
I loveEmplacements
>>581229712truth nuke all these seething replies man
>>581240316Yeah who could possibly think of such a thing.It's not like this entire games shtick is appealing to lolicons, retard.
>>581240492>ragdolled>die from impactt-thanks sweden
>>581240492needs double freedom correcting
Oh oh melty
>>581229712>Bastion tanks are useless.
>>581241080Call the police then and tell them about it. Do not be surprised if they are more likely to arrest you for wasting their time though.
>>581241226
>>581241080It's a reference to a joke in the game.
>see a child>immediately think of child sexnot looking good for you xis
seriously what is up with that retarded britoid's voice?
>>581241104>he gets ragdolled by stalkers in 2026YOUR MELEE BUTTON SAAAAR????!?
>>581241594can u link video I am eating dinner thanks m8
>>581241594it's not voicemod saar true 146% persent INDO ARYAN voice you blody benchod
>>581241797i will be impressed if you make it through 10 secondshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXjy-Bw3kM
>>581241470The worst thing is you can't even make any argument to the contrary without being dogpiled.>Just because someone posts a character who's underage doesn't mean they want to fuck them>WHAT YOU MUST BE ONE OF THEM MODS AND EVERYONE GANG ON THIS FUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAI fucking hate normgroids
>>581241923Holy fuck why does he sound like a Star Wars alien?
>>581241923>Liniyka but helldiverslmao
>>581241226What's the correct play here?
>>581242053>pull talon>blast the fucker>go back to other bugs
>>5812419232 minutes in and I completely lost my appetite because I am consciously trying to figure out what the fuck he is saying with his bass boosted voice... thanks...
So, you faggots love cock so very much, do you not? More than democracy? More than Super Earth?
>>581241923this guy sounds like a creep
>>581242053Mutate into a hydralisk
>>581241390>i was being a pedo as a joke
>>581242053>shoot at it with whatever primary or support you have chosen to kill chaff>melee when it gets too closethat's it.
>>581242518no, she is going to an arranged marriage with me! :3
>>581242317No you retard. The joke is her friend being annoyed to the point of stuffing a sweet roll into her mouth.
EUGH a lolicon??Eat THIS nigga!!
>>581241923By the way, this guy is active on tw*tter calling basically everyone a pedo. He called a guy a pedo because that guy was talking about his actual, real life, adult wife in a sexual way. This honestly just seems like he started a targeted harassment campaign against the companion app because he does not like either it or the people in it.
>>581242518Can you take me to ibuki? I think she is cute.
>>581241080Not for me, jackass. This game appeals to my tastes in kaiju and also my desire to fuck an aggressively stupid woman>inb4 underageMy wife is one of the explicit characters of age in America. She's 18.
I don't think they're pedophiles, but all cunny posters are deranged retards so no wonder they all ran.
Have the Companion devs responded to this or is it all just a one sided witch hunt? Dude even got Kai in on it to add to the dogpile.
>>581242967>helldivers general is blue archive general>blue archive general is halo general>helldivers is now undisputably halo generalHaloGAWDZ run this thread.
>>581241923pedochuds, our response?!?
>>581243417This guy DEFINITELY goons to (real) kids. I bet if you searched his phone he has Tor.
>>5812434170 effort
wtf how many of you here are /bag/gots
I really hope the companion app doesn't get closed because of retarded anti-loli crusading.
Child porn is dumb as fuck because kids don't have tits OR bush.
>>581243614>Edit 4: I finished my monthly teeth brushing in th edark this time and as i glanced up to see the drooling i could have sworn i saw a glimpse of a pedophile in the mirror. i don't know how you got in here but the authorities have been contacted
>>581243614He sounds like a drooling pedo himself though...
>>581243417I think i have been on 4chan to much today, because i initially read that name as TheNigr.
lolidivers assemblesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241657355865/76561197962839239
>>581221441No! Pauline is for hugging and headpatting!
>>581243683We like older women here nigga
>>581244102Full
>>5812441022/4
I will never find a husband who finds me attractive...
>>581244102fvll
>>581244102FUG MISSED OUT ON LOLIS
/hdg/ is a brown, faceless tomboy hag central
>>581245159I'm into futa on male feminization (wholesome) personally
>>581245245
>>581245159Remove words 5, 6, and 7, and you're correct
>>581243614>falsely accuse others of being pedophiles >surprised when he gets called out/push backRetard or Closeted Nonce. Call it.
Let's put our differences aside and fight the real enemyThe seaf
>>581239702WAAAAAHNANAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I never played Blue Archive but I still enjoy the porn
>Darktide releasing an ogryn slug shotgun just a week after the new warbondI keep vvinning
>>581245784I really wanted to like them but those fucking SWIGGERS swigged them to shitI know they can be good too, they were so cool in CGW before those fermented fish swallowing fucks made them 360 machine guns into your skull
>>581245245holy fag please eat a 9mm
>>581246272Illuminate Cunny?!
What do i think of the Ironclad Democracy Warbond
>>581246272I don't care if you look like a anime boy, you will still die 500 meters away from me!
>>581246371I wonder if that guy who made the turret fix can make one for SEAF.
>>581243683Military video game autism and anime autism are basically the same autism.
The only overlap Helldivers had with anime is a fanbase that is being rude in enjoying their hobbyVery dishonorabru, ironically
Why does the Epoch such so bad?
>>581241923Funniest thing is now the other unrelated app is getting flack
>>581248151Because Purifier is twice the gun for a primary slot weapon
>>581248151AND HIS BALLS WERE BLUE, THEY WERE LIKE BIG BLUE COCONUTS, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA WANNA SUCH 'EM!
>>581230176you can solo rape a bug breach, unless no one kills bile titans. its ok on bots probably really great on squids
>>581248303lmao
>>581246420No u
I dont play Helldivers no moreNever played HelldiversExcept for a little bit of the MONever play Helldivers Maybe once in a while aLittle bit of bug divingBut thats ok not right nowI got bots to dive
>>581241923how many skeletons in the closet?
>>581248932UHMM... JANNY??
>>581248932the only robobutt i respect>>581249005SNEED
>>581248932MODS SIEZE HIN
>>581248932ZASED
>ThighNir is a fat nigger in the UK crying over animeOpinion discarded. Hope that Lilita person is doing okay.
>>581239453>they dropped new wall chan art the day after the controversy Actually hilarious.
>>581248932Uhh what happened to her pizza?
>>581249391The take was so retarded that she forgot the pizza
>all it takes to restore conversation to helldivers is nudityI'm noooooooticiiiiiiiing
>>581240651>You realize they have no reason to produce new vehicles if they can't monetize them right?Was that somehow an issue when the Exosuits and FRVs were added post launch for free?
>>581249850We're simple creatures here.
>>581240651This is precisely why modular vehicles would be better than locking them behind strategems. They can now monetize the parts or offer them as rewards instead of getting bitched at for never touching them.
>take ABRL to dev surge>multiple instances of seaf walking in front of me just before I shoot someone needs to leash these tards
>>581249850not a laughing matter
Lust provoking images are the currency of /hdg/
>>581250171They can follow "follow me" and "hold position" commands but if you have some following you, you should be able to ping an area to send them there or make them focus a particular unit/group.
dead on commando mission....>>581250230miyu very sexy
>>581250690Ministry of truth has found zero lies in this post
lobby doko
>>581251009I'm farming SCs
>>581251009NeverDed gaemDed general
>>581251169That's a lobby right there!Link. Now.
>>581250319Why is she crosseyed?
These people can't be real
>>581251282She's craaaaazy.
>>581249859>I got something for free, I deserve everything for free from now on!Literal welfare monkey logic>>581250031This is the only way AH has to get out of this hole
>>581251462No, retard. Vehicles being put behind a paywall is a dangerous precedent because, especially at the time before Helldrivers was gutted, we hadn't received a free MO item for nearly two years. Something that was an expected standard considering it was how the game operated over 2024 into early 2025.
>>581251354>normies filtering themselvesThe power of cunny.
>>581251275steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241665130217/76561197981790869
>>581229456I wonder what happened to that anon that would reply "die furries" every time within the second someone posted furry content
>>581251354I feel the urge to join the Discord and watch the blood fly, but I don't join public servers or use redundant apps. I will say that ThighNir is one of the niggers that costed us Cyberstan though.
>>581252086Oh. Uh, I don't even have d9 unlocked. Someone else probably should host.
>>581252086Full
>>581252326>>5812520863/4
>>5812520863/4
>>581230176it's a disposable 60 round no reloading grenade launcher but you can only fire it in a 160ish degree arc in the direction you threw the ball
>>581252086droping 3/4 d8 fire bots
>>581252086Dropping as 3/4 dev surge
>>581252212>ThighNir is one of the niggers that costed us Cyberstan thoughHow so?Also, Cyberstan was written to fail, just like every other MO is already predeterment.
>>581253375because hes brown
>>581252201die furries
>>581253375He kept giving contradicting "orders" towards players on Xitter in a Tik Tok short fashion about >"NOOOOOOO you NEED to attack THIS Megafactory that has a higher defense rate instead of the one that's almost liberated!!!!!"
>>581252212I'm actually talking to the guy who made the video now amd apparently I'm an alt account working for those guys and he's trying to get me banned
>80 IQK planet has lava and SEAF troopers and buffed enemies. Much fun.>100 IQNooo, you should pick Choepessa IV for proper strategizing.>120 IQGo to K. It is about seizing the opportunity with fun planets. Joel doesn't care player strategizing planets in first place.
>>581252086>>581253268this appears to be fvll
>140+ iqdon't give a shit about the galactic slideshow and just enjoy the game with the lads
>>581254096The truest truth nvke ever.
>>581254024>that profile>that voice>anime pfp despite his own crying about anime pfpsalright now i know for sure that he's an actual pedophile trying to hide himself
>>581251692>sets a dangerous precedent>to not keep giving me more free shitThe only precedent this sets is arrowhead not being able to receive any compensation from the work they put into this game without entitled whiners throwing a fit even though SC can be farmed in the fucking game already.
>Really want siege-ready light armor>Accidentally buy Force of Law instead of Urban Legends
>>581254346I mean he stop responding to me and started posting this gif
>>581254715How do you accidentally buy a warbond? Fucking retard. Go level up that dogshit stun AR to 25 as punishment. You may not switch to any other primary until that is done.
>>581252086>crashedFUCKRehosting steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241668169369/76561197981790869
Swigger bros... our response?
>>581254024Tell him to fuck his wife more so he doesn't think about sweet roll shaped cocks again.
>>581254715>>581255053second this. Use the pacifier as punishment for your retardation and lament the fact that Arrowhead actually thinks stuns are good enough to warrant making a weapon useless in every other sense.
>>581255198fvll
primary for this feel?
>>5812551982/4
>>581254816>makes serious claims>doesn't even try to be seriousI hate faggots like this.
>>581255217blatantly untrue lmao
>>581255402dominator
>>581251354>and their all taken to justiceThe fuck does he think is gonna happen? Nothing we've been shown is illegal.
>>5812551983/4
>>581255550>>581255464>>581255298I'm talking to an actual retard
>>581255526seems about right
>>581255714Actual circular logic on display. Impressive
>>581255402Accelerator.Go achieve gnosis NOW!
>>581255714Better make a call out video and get a bunch of people to harass him if that's all it takes to prove your guilt
>>581255714It's a baseless video being presented as fact
>>5812551983/4Get the fuck in here, we're droppan fire bots again
>>581254430>WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE HARDWORKED SWEDES????
>>581255714The thing about all his replies I've seen online is he does in fact never actually address it if people ask who the victims in the situation are or why he didn't report the crimes to the authorities.
The internet is such fucking dogshit now
>>581244102sorry dudes, heavy storm knocked out power. ggs
>>581256325I actually asked him and he literally posted >>581254816
>>581255714>calls someone a pedophile >no real evidence >"erm he shouldn't be complaining about being harassed if it's baseless"I need this waste of oxygen thrown into a bio-processor. And what is he tagging the Mods for? He thinks they're pedos too.
>>581256428Cunnydivers...
>>581256483>UHH MODERATORS? GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE SO I CAN SPOUT UNCONTESTED BULLSHITthis is standard fare on every public discord and reddit and probably every facebook group ever too
>>581256678>this is standard fare on every public discord and reddit and probably every facebook group ever tooMind you currently the reddit is removing most, if not all continued mention of this shitEven they recognize this is pointless retardation
>>581256483He literally directly called on a mod to ban and the mod told both of us to cut it out. He is a huge waste of fucking air
>>581256810if i didn't know better i'd think they might have actually learned something from the charity challenge idiocy
>>581256483Wrong, stalker child. It is YOU who should be thrown into a bio-processor. Enjoy prison.
if posting blue archive stuff makes you a pedophile then every person playing helldivers 2 is guilty of committing war crimes related to friendly fire and/or directly murdering your fellow man.>but that's diff-Fiction is no excuse.
>litteral who calls out litteral whos>on a discordThe only reason you guys talk about this is because you can use it as an excuse to post and talk about loli.
>>581256840Post the screencap
>>581257058Hi ThighNir.
You know a big question I have about it is was it even a dev? Like the vid seems like it was all just discord mods not even the guys who work on the app. Yet the app is getting flack.
>>581255714>make false claims. >start witch hunt. I want him to say verbatim that no one has ever been harassed over false claims before.
>>581257242It's the big Helldiver drama all over twitter.
>>581257381You do not know my true identity, stalker. And you never will.
>>581257262He called for mods in this >>581255714post and they showed up in pic. The other gay was this faggot who was dick riding him the whole time
>>581256428You too huh, sorry about leaving mid mission, i also got power cucked
>>581256235>all the triggered pedos itt are also communist scum that believe they have a right to the fruit of some one else's laborIm noticing
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581257220The really dumb thing is a lot of people into /k/ like Blue Archive because of how the devs handle the guns
>>581255714This thighnir guy seems to be having a delusional crisis, especially seeing the circular reasoning being used there. Very unhealthy behavior.
Personally, I think things I specifically find weird should be illegal
>>581258246Or maybe this general contains 11 year olds who are attracted to other 11 year olds
>>581258123>>581241923mfw i occasionally watched his shorts on xitter until now
>>581251354How is it that even with spell-check people still type like retards.
>>581256810The reactions on reddit I think will show how this will play out overall, I've noticed on unfiltered that a lot of the people on thighnir's side are the ones getting downvoted because most of them are way over performative, because the problem with those fucks is that they're just purity spiraling and virtue signaling to show just how non-pedophilic they are. They're drama whores who will 100% move onto the next thing like dough complaining that AH secretly buffed stalker rape windows or some shit because they don't have any actual convictions. Now thighnir will probably keep his fight going long after the drama has died down because holy shit he seems incapable of not shutting his mouth at slight criticisms and there's a high chance he's going to go form "the guy who yells about bugdivers" to the "guy who's constantly mad at blue archive" in the helldivers community.
I'm only interested in boydiver boycunny...Come get me, ThighNir-kun..
>>581255714what the fuck does "made of soup" mean
>>581255198>literally zero enemies at extractwhat
>>581259673>wants to kill hulks for youThen bring an EAT or HMG or a Quasar, you fucking retard. I'm not reinforcing you after you miss the hulk's eye 5 times.
I WANT MY G-11
>>581260512It's because of how patrols work. When you go to extract the game spawns patrols and sends them towards you, but patrols can only spawn at active bases or at the nearest map edge. If you destroy all of the bases and you're too close to the edge of the map, there are no valid areas for patrols to spawn from, because patrols can't spawn within a certain distance from helldivers.
Is that fag commisarkai involved in this slop too
>>581260831Kino will be upon us soon. Until then, do like g11 and sleep.
>>581259673BUILT FOR ABDODIVER RAPE
>>581260831AND I WANT ITNOOOOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqAMbWjs5jY
>>581258246>PLEASE PLEASE LET THE OVERWORKED SWEDES REST
>>581251692I know it wasn't from an MO, but ignoring the Bastion being given for free is kind of dishonest.
>>581260831Put me in a coma, wake me up on tuesday.
>retarted drama>shit tier warbondAny actual good game reccs?
>>581245159she's not a hag!
>>581261547Girls frontline 2
keep this on the down low
>>581261547Halo 3
>>581261950everyone knows that newfagit's even listed on the wiki
>>581260831Tanker helmet isn't exactly what I want but it's getting there.
For the guy in that Discord, can you give me a sitrep on how Lilita is doing?
>>581261872Micashills pls go
>droping on bugs>using padded light armor>bring gasstrike straffing run cremator and leveller>end up with 601 killsthat was actually fun sometimes i forget this game is capable of generating kino moments
Scaffold stratagem when?
Lobby Doko!!!!!
>>581260831>both normal gun and shotgun underbarrel will be light pen>retarded levels of ergos see One-Two>shotgun underbarrel will have a sever limited uses see One-Twodead on arrival
I’m dying
Uhh bugniggers, you're losing yet another easy defense. Are you having difficulty playing the game?
>>581263161>both normal gun and shotgun underbarrel will be light penNot seeing an issue here anon.
>>581262747Put me on top of this with a SPEAR with a supply pack next to it and I will buttfuck bots into oblivion.
d10 bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241674263731/76561198122378705
If your team was at 3/4 on a hot mission and you had to choose between a blue archive, girls frontline, and nikke player, who do you pick to join in?
>>581263914blue archive you can always trust a connoisseur
>>581263914the BAGger
>>581263908FVLL alive game
>>581263914one of the brave senseis from /v/aca, probably one of the nerufags
>>581263914I play solo
>>581263914Gfl player. Blarch has guns, but the students and senseis are all retarded both in combat and out. Nikkers are more competent, but they exist in a world where hope of actually winning the war is nonexistent and so hope of using the commander as a living dildo is all that's left, which translates to their players not contributing because they're too busy getting raped. But gfl? Those niggas know their guns, and more importantly, care about the dorks under their command, which includes you. They'll stick with the team and will magnetize to anyone with a team loaded weapon as soon as the bugs breach or the bots drop. They'll have your back like nobody else.
>girls frontline line
>>581263914You're getting a post gl*bal release Uma player.
>>581264989>spermniYou don't play solo by choice, but because nobody wants you in their lobby
>>581263914Most people who "play" nikke are retarded
>>581265246>ZA DOM SPERMNI
>>581255198ggs, peaceful games
Not to cause any alarm but the DSS seems to be tarding out in a peculiar fashion again
How is the solo silo?
>>581265890it's an infinite range leveller
>>581265890A random scavenger WILL destroy it when you look away.
>>581245624The latter is highly likely, his discord server has visible roles for underaged users and apparently sexual topics are openly discussed throughout the server. Dude literally enables grooming lmao
>>581265890Most popularly used against cyborg vox and on command bunker missions
>>581266118>doesn't play the game awardenemies won't attack it on their own
D10 bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241675673292/76561197970502312
>>581265890Dogshit, only useful on bricks.
>>5812662792/4
>>581265890its great against the worm
>>581229291first 1000scwhat warbond do I get?
>>581266279Join. Now.
>>581266880>i want a warbond that helps me make more versatile loadoutsdemocratic demolitions>i want to grind more SC to unlock the other warbondscontrol group
>>581266279full
>>581265890Imagine a 500kg but it actually kills things in its radius.
>>581266880Upcoming warbond is democratic demolitions part two, so you might want to look at that one first.
>>581262747Sell me on it.
>>581267640But why doesn't the 500kg kill things in its radius?
>>581264550wtf didn't think someone else from /v/ was here.
The sterilizer low key slaps. People are too dumb to know how to use it. I can dominate a mission with it.
Raise the difficulty
>>581268615>i didn't think someone from /v/ - videogames would be in /vg/ - videogame generals
>all of this drama over fucking cunny of all thingsshit like this is why I tend to play with other waifufags.... The average normalfag is the most retarded of goycattle
Not enough people are getting mad about his statement about kancolle
>>581269809We need to post cunny and anthro girls more to filter them out.
Instant support weapon drops or 5% cooldown on stratagems?
>Bugchasers sent the DSS to TRANSdorWhat did they mean by this?
>>581252212>costed usGod I hate ESLs
>>581269234it's really rare though. lots of people don't play video games
>>581269809>Erm actually you're a goyim if you aren't sexually attracted to childrenShalom pedo nigger
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241678228310/76561198066017633
>>581270160okay troonir
>>581263914I'm all of these, I am cooked.
Can someone host? I am unable to.Willing to play whatever.
>>581268339Because the explosion itself has a weaker armor penetration, deals less damage, and like the precision strike, they changed it to where most of the damage comes from the actual physical projectile instead of the explosion for who knows what reason.
>>581265890It's bretty good, as some say it's an infinite range leveller, or a somewhat better 500kg that's laser guided and kills big elites with direct impact, if not close impactMy only issue with it is that it's an expendable that's a little clunky because of the 15m ragdoll zone>can't use laser-guiding if you get ragdolled by above, so you have to move away from the silo first>clunky in defensive situation because of ragdoll zoneOther than that, love it for objective clearing and long-range nuking.Just need a suppressed Eruptor or something heavy pen to roleplay as this guy...
>>5812702033/4
>>581254346Add his tumblr sexyman OC on top of that... this man YEARNS for child pussy
>>581270080I am at wagie and the companion app says it won't move for 1d18h. Is this true?
>>581270404>Joel: Okay, this defense is level 10, okay? Baby stuff! You can handle it, right?>Bugchasers for some reason:
Stop attacking the bug divers. They don't understand numbers and can't read so you're wasting your time.
>>581265890>>581270329I use it with the leveler and swap between the two off cooldown. One of my favorite builds, and I want the new warbond because I have plans with some of the new stuff.
>>5812702034/4
>>581265890Only has value on Bot Command Bunker missions, or Bot missions with Convoys. Its long cooldown and committal to the bit means it's never a better option compared to the Leveller UNLESS the target is a mile away.
>>581270293>Because the explosion itself has a weaker armor penetration,it's still 6 pen which is enough to do full damage to everything that can actually take damage from explosionsno, the real reason the 500kg sometimes doesn't kill things in its radius even though it should is because it's just straight up fucking broken and doesn't work half the time.
>>581270404this planet was being liberated since Void, pretty sure the resistance was dropped to 0 since a while ago. It's 2k squiggers over several weeks.
>>581263161nah main firing mode will be med pen with somewhat poor damage to incentivize swapping the firing modes around
In the entirety of the DSS's existence, I've only seen the orbital blockade work two times, and both were against the jeet brigade.
>>581271364It is being liberated though. Compare this to the bug front which has lost brilliance, heeth, terrak, and soon to be luxuriant. Bugchasers should learn to keep their mouths shut.
What loadout when running C4?
G11 will probably have almost no recoil considering that's how Bullet Storm works (other caseless gun we have)
>>581268339because the hitbox of the explosion is a tall, narrow column that doesn't match the visuals of the explosion at all
BREAKING NEWS: Vibe coder has now allowed us to know the enemy composition of the mission ahead of time in the drop screen, be able to turn off hoverpack mid-flight, and have turrets pause their shooting in between target switches to conserve ammo.
>>581271904>meanwhile on the bot front>liberates a mega factory that gives a free 75% liberation>loses all progress and doesn't get the free planet siege
>>581271879The jeet brigade is an obvious "Attacks will happen from this planet". Otherwise it's joel's whim and no warning. Planets usually have multiple supply lines connecting to enemy planets so joel can get around the blockade easily or make a new supply line and say fuck you if necessary. There was a single MO I remember where we had to win like 6 defenses and the DSS technically won a defense by preventing it with the blockade but it was not really announced.
>>581269960>kancollewhat is that, some unc game?
>>581272267Holy whataboutism. You can fling shit at others all day but the moment someone shits on the dadgamer bugchasers you act like it's unacceptable behavior. Back to the discord with ye!
>>581272264This post seems to imply these are bugs and not intended.
>>581272053you forgot someone
>>581272267>Bugchaser trying to pipe up about losing when botdivers ahd to actually capture it firstI guess you forgot bugchasers lost liberations when Joel literally started it at 75%, huh?
>>581272541>You now remember how weak total mode is on this POS
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241679776387/76561197999417031
>>581272541oh noI wonder why this and MGX are complete opposites as far as recoil goes
No matter how many times I look at strider weakpoints I feel completely useless trying to hit them.
>>581272541what about it?>muh rag do-49 fucking bullets being fired in the same instant
>>5812727132/4
>>581272336It's a gacha similar to Azure Lane
>>5812727133/4
>>581272865>Light pen
>>581272541I have a friend who told me the Variable was a good weapon.
>>581272267Bodied that freak. Well done.
Grok has spoken. Arrowhead proving once again the Swedish "military" is an adult daycare full of larpers.
>>581273001Mostly not as sex but still pretty good sex.
phact bay
>>581273305Realism for thee but not for me
>>581272713full
>>581273107>>581273305>variable gets mentioned in relation it its recoil>schizo retard starts seething about penetrationyou might be obsessed. mindbroken, even
>>581273171The ergo is so fucking abysmal that it needs PP or True Grit to be remotely usable.
>>581273532>"Youre not allowed to make fun of my quirky chungus gun!"Hey, make sure you lift the balls while youre cleaning Arrowhead's dick and get under there too.
>>581273305They don't strike the exact same spot, retard. You have 7 barrels firing into 7 spots.
>>581273679>instantly and immediately starts thinking of penis
>>581273823Theyre not giving you headpats to yap, little bro. Get back to scrapping that smegma off Svens dick.
Kinda out of the loopwhat's the TLDR on the pedo thingy that is going on?
>>581252212>>581254024>>581254346>>581270542You're being weird and obsessive over E-celebs again.Maybe stop being a faggot and just play the game fag.
>>581273715>49 shots come out of 7 barrels all at once in a single shotYes, very realistic.
>>581272541Good gun because it looks like a dolphin. HD2 needs more fish guns
>>581274029Raped goycattle normalfags got mad over someone liking blue archive
>>581274061Halo wars, because it's a fun game and leader powers are sort of like stratagems
>>581274072Hi Thighnig, found any kids to fuck?
Grok has spoken. Arrowhead were forced to larp as soldiers for 9 months and think theyre hardened veterans with in-depth military knowledge
>>581274237Ohso basically, mutts being mutts
>>581274127https://youtu.be/d8hlj4EbdsE&t=43
>>581274029xitter pixel defense force being drama cows
>>581274435>Implying only American's get mad at loli
>>581274335
>>581274523actually yes
>>581274543Youre more than welcome to disprove these claims, Sven.
>>581274523The retard sperging out this time is from britbongistan
>>581274029>>581274237>>581274301>>581274435>>581274502>>581274523E-celeb discord schizoing out trying to astroturf drama into a thread.This general has lived long enough to gain avatars and E-celeb whining over their discord slap fights.This thread acting like a sub reddit while pretending their based for astroturfing shit.Death thread in a year with how much Lolpedo shit and cropped porn is posted here now.Was fun in the early days of the thread but you faggots will become unbearable and are driving out new people with this gay shit.
>>581274523where else gets mad at loli?I know japan, france, the middle east, latin america, latin europe, and eastern europe are able to distinguish between art and reality
uh oh
>>581274671>>581274894>British artist arrested and forced to dox herself for drawling loli porn of herself>"Erm, only American's get mad at loli"Nice cope.
>>581274795Many such cases
>>581274795uh oh chimpout incoming
>>581274945only anglos get mad at loli everyone else is too busy fucking kids to care
https://youtu.be/mnb7GXHxeFwhttps://youtu.be/mnb7GXHxeFwBrand new banger
>>581274945British people are americans\muttsyou are all sons of albion. Australian and half of canada tooYou can call yourselves hovewer you want, you are eggs from the same basket. Only the jews are worse than you
Our boy, ohdough, has posted another grunt fantasy video.
>>581275254Goalposts: MovedYour asshole: GapedYou concession: Accepted
>>581275235>>581275281praying someday you find peace and stop letting youtubers occupy your every waking thought
>>581275060you either have a kiddy diddler for a president or you have a kiddy diddler as royalty. Big allegations coming from you
>>581274898asking for an essay on how something is a 'one big larp' isnt googling results, AI is designed to tell retards what they wish to hear.
>>581275430buddy I'm not an anglo but yes my chancellor is in fact a "secret" kiddy diddler
is the halo warbond good?
>>581275534Keep coping, Sven. You wasted 9 months of your life playing soldier.
I wish the game was easier. I play d10 exclusively and struggle to win missions without going to zero reinforcements. Arrowhead overtuned d10 and it's bullshit that needs changed.
How do I stop being dead weight on bugs
>>581275652Armor looks cool but the perk is meh. AR and Shotgun are OK. That's about it.
>>581275597who put him in charge?
>>581275235>waaaaaaaaah i have to stop Le Negativity because it's tooooooootally bad for the views>*goes back to pissing and shitting about how enemies are too accurate and getting shot is a stim tax o algo*
>when the game is so dogshit and 'devoid of content' heh the entire thread's topic is something not even related to the game or even tied to arrowhead
Arrowhead is getting raped live on the telly lads
>>581275861I quite can't say, since that's a crime.
>Brand new banger
>>581275060It's an ARYAN thing you wouldn't get it.Even Caesar noted the Germanics considered it extremely distasteful to bed a woman younger than 20 in Commentarii de Bello Gallico
Mods that change the gameplay mechanics are cheats. You should be banned for using them.
Would people join a stealth lobby?
>>581275861nice image fag
>>581276106You want to get gaped a third time, Sven? Is getting gaped in front of everyone bringing back fond memories of your time as a conscript or something?
>>581276141shut up tranny.
>>581276141So this means the SC arrow mod is okay then :D
>>581276152I'd join
>>581276353All the same Swede to me
>>581276352The one without morals is also a thief. What a shock.
ABRL APPRECIATION POST
>>581274072I'd love for niggers like ThighNir to stop bitching about fictional sluts and get back to killing Clankers.
>>581272537Everything that makes the game harder/requires you to think is a bug.
>>581276474ABRL, more like ABDL lmao
>>581276474>kills you and your teammates
>>581248907A lot. >pic related came from his own discord. The one with the hidden name is a minor and they are allowed to see and talk in channels literally made for adults about adult topics.
>>581276474ABRL is a genuine case of "if you think it's bad/teamkiller you have skill issues"
>>581276474>Anus Blasting Rape Launcher
>>581276828The only ABRL main in /hdg/ has the highest accidentals.Go figure.
>Respawns are no longer shared between players>Each player has 5 lives eachThoughts?
>>581276152no you niggers suck at stealth and almost every commando mission I've been a part of has had some variation of >retard draws aggro of every enemy on the map>not even trying to disengage or hide>retard then sprints right up to teammate that's prone because he can't kill them allthe only mission type I absolutely will not play with /hdg/
>>581277084>players leave the lobby when they run out of lives>gets replaced with a fresh player with 5 livesCongrats, you just made the game even easier
>>581277109you're absolutely right. minors should be banned from adult spaces until they become adults
>>581277098I don't understand why sometimes I seem to have stratagems all map long in commando missions.
>>581276828it's not bad but it is a teamkiller though. at least, in most randos hands it is.
>>581277098there just aren't as many anons fluent in stealth mission telepathy because no one talks about them
>>581277109It's even worse. They specifically have a fucking "minor" role that only moderates can give. The role itself does nothing to restrict channels and is only given by the mods by their own authority. Think about it
>>581277084Dadgamers would rage.
>>581277248You don't play lobbies though.You're just baiting for namedrops.
>>581277260yeah but you only need to see one operator using it well to realize it is the rando not weaponsame can't be said for the arcbull or gatling sentry
>Me when I check how long its been since I played this game>Last played August 28thI'm always reminded how hard this game is carried by its concept and how its run into the dirt by its devs when I play other games.
>>581276106nah it mostly just tries to tell you what you want to hear. something being a 'one big larp' is not something you verify 'factually' its just a jab. you could do it for anything.
>>581275235I don't understand. Just how easy does he wish the game was?
>>581277227Doesn't play the game award
>>581276265did you understand it?
>>581277708its stealth bro
>>581277646Please share your train of thought with the class then.
>>581277701
>>581277765looks like shit
>>581277413>this is an adult space>by clicking accept you acknowledge you are of legal age to view adult contentthen when you get the inevitable "WWAAAHH TIMMY SAW A BOOB" complaints you can rightfully dismiss them. If you don't want your kids to have unrestricted access to the internet you should be a more responsible parent instead of expecting the government to raise your kids.
>>581277504>Bot literally says it pulls from factual reports and not making shit upStop coping, Sven.
>>581277701I can recognize that nose and hand combo from anywhere
>>581239980that didn't take long
>ai vibecoder puts arrowhead to shame, again
man my shitposts never end up on twitter, what am I doing wrong?
>>581260083"lacking form" referencing his lack of ideals, like soupdefinitely going in my vernacular lol
>>581278105Arrowhead's idea of balance is "How shitty does it feel?" Im not joking. They literally said thats how they "balance" things
>>581278105Because he's thinking in terms of making the game fun.
>>581278028I don't get why people group up on discord servers or why creators make themI don't think I have ever heard even once of a public discord server ending well
>>581277084fuck that, i like being silly in this game
>>581278028lolifags should make a counter video against him, put together all shit like this and weave some sp00ky narrative about how 60000000000 MINORS have been GROOMED by him
Arrowhead's main problem is that they made a game so good that even people who don't like it like it.
>>581278028very normal to enable talks like this with minors in your discord server but if you EVER post a blue archive gif these people will also try to hang you out as a pedophile and ruin your lifereset the fucking Dr Pizza clock again
>Go to reddit>Try to ask a serious question like "what is this species of spider?">Infinite "that's a nope!/Kill it with fire" comments from people who wanna be the funny guy>Go onto online discussions for Helldivers 2>Want a serious discussion on the ethics of Super Earth and the morality of its tactics and history with the three different factions>Infinite "traitor detected / face the wall" comments from people who wanna be the funny guyAs fun as this game is, the fans really are reddit
>>581277084should be the norm for d6+
Would any of you be interested in an eagle only challenge?To be clear you can use your guns and whatever you find on the ground, but you can only bring eagle stratagems
>>581278530>interact with literal bots and underage children>surprised to see the most dogshit commentsAnon...
>>581278530>Go to redditYour first mistake, reddit is never worth it for anything besides shit porn and tech tips
>>581278530super earth is based and sounds like they have their shit together for galaxy dominance
>>581278530>go to the place where people roleplay as super earth fanatics>be surprised when getting roleplay answersMay I suggest asking this on ResetEra, you'll find retards that are more on your level in here.
>>581278710That sounds kind of cool, but it sounds much harder on bots because the support weapons you find on the ground a generally worse against them (except for the AMR). Might be worth trying out.
>>581278530There is nothing to discuss, Super Earth = humans = good guys.
>>581278503Oh and his server also even has a role specifically for minors
>>581278530I'm one of those people honestlyI think most people just don't really care about the darker side of things, it's implied right from the beginning of the game (in a goofy way)
>>581278957Genuinely for what fucking purpose would you EVER need to know what age group someone is in if theyre under 18???
>>581278871I'd be doing it on bugs, there's a defense going on right now meaning no negative operation effects + it just sounds more fun on bugs
>>581278530>ask question about super earth>get accurate answer about super earth Not sure what you expected.
>>581279116Stop being so antisemitic goyim
i dont know but it all screams self-report to me, guy prob needs to get his head checked yes?
>>581246272>watcher chanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>581229712>he hasn't played in /hdg/GAWD tank lobbiesTell us more, little one.
>>581279320>Thighnir unironically self-reporting>Runs a server where people have multiple age groups for minors>Said group has people behaving like freakslmfao This is shaping up to be one hell of an instance where he shot himself in the foot.
>>581279320that's like the same thing he told me on discord
>>581279439the tank lobbies might be the most boring shit imaginable
>>581278993Remember when your parents would tell you not to accept candy from strangers or get into strangers car.That idea should be updated to include discord, roblox and whatever other grooming shit is out there.
>>581275801It's time to gas yourself.And watch the bugs die around you as you stand, libertacious and free.
>>581279371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
>>581279320This is extra funny because it's a Blue Archive character who is specifically not a loli.
>>581273107>can't aim
>>581279659I will accept SC from strangers or get into strangers lobbies though.
>>581275801Shoot em
>>581279320wild how it's almost always projection
The discord situation is crazy.It’s almost as crazy as the fartbutt situation.I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The fartbutt community truly deserved better.
Bugs D10Eagles only (you can use your guns/grenades too, just to be clear)steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241683657101/76561198398394630
>>581279795>Waste all your ammo in a single shot for a light pen attack
>>581278993The reality is you're never going to block underage people from seeing stuff they shouldn't if they have even a modicum of intelligence and access to electricity. Like >>581279659 said, what you can do is teach them how to be safe online so that they're not taken advantage of. Amazingly most people made it safely to adulthood without being groomed before id verification and all the other bullshit
>>5812800253/4
>>581279521>>581278957>No, no, no, you dont get it. Our mods NEED to know whether a minor is 14 or 17 because... WE JUST DO, OKAY?
>>581279561Tank division on Void planet was legit fun.
>>581280025Fvll
>>581280331too bad 99% of the time it's just rollstomp with no opposition, especially on bugsthat and the fact if someone brings a tank, you either play around them or you basically get no gameplay but clicking terminals
>>581272541This thing was dead after testing and discovering total mode cant even destroy a Crusher's legs
>>581272713GG
>>581280298>It's for their own safetyIt's never, ever not "WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" is it? That's the only argument you ever hear from them.
>A(ryan)I(ntellect) Vibecoder is raping filthy swiggers to death via mods>i get to play a more fun game
>>581280298>the role exists so our trusted DISCORD MODERATORs can closely watch the minorsthank god, false alarm everyone
>>581272764The variable is the prototype for the XMG and the arbitrator. That's the whole point of control group, it's experimental tech
>>581276474
Jokes and larp aside, what are your real 100% unironic and absolutely honest beliefs in Super Earth and the wars against the bugs, automatons, and illuminate?
>>581280298>To prevent any thing badI really want to know what situation where them doing something bad and their age is relevant. This dude is weird as fuck.
>>581280760speaking of control group, this thing is amazing, too bad it has 0 demo force
>>581280849>bugsnot racist just dont like em>botsnot racist just dont like em>squidsnot racist just dont like em
>>581280298Meanwhile his server, the blurred name was in the 13-15 category.
>>581280909>>581280689>>581280586This dude 100% has skeletons in his closet.
>>581280849The lore spells it out pretty clearly: Super Earth was the aggressor in the first game, and they made all their own problems for the second. That being said, humanity is now in a war for its survival, which is exactly what SE wants; a forever war to justify the elite staying in power and using the conflict as a form of population control. Dislike the government and the way things are? You hate humanity and are a traitor to the cause, we're in a war for our survival here! Our way of life! It's objectively horrid, but it's played for laughs and that's what makes it fun. SE citizens are so thoroughly brainwashed that they just eat it all up without question. It's really well done when they aren't too on the nose about it all.
>>581281314what does that rabbit picture signify
>>581280849Realistically, most people would side with SE just to survive because the other factions are genocidal/hostile. The best chance is destroying the system within if the powers are too strong to overthrow directly. Terminids are probably the easiest to solve because they are just animals and only go around because SE needs oil and a reason for war. Just domesticate the fuckers
>>581281368Time is ticking or something. Probably insinuating that its only a matter of time before Thighnir is outed as an actual freak.
>>581280849back in the 1st GW, I thought the cyborgs had good reason to fight back.Now? These automatons are just absolute dickwads built for complete war and good for nothing else, I'm from Bekvam III and I say kill 'em allBugs are bugs, spray 'emSquids snatched my people, blow 'em
Not even a lolicon but the whole drama is a nothing burger. lolicons are degenerates but there are literally no actual minors involved, shocker. While this guy with his voice gimmick runs a server where minors give up their real ages. Voice gimmick and discord server with minors. How long before someone exposes him as a groomer?
>>581281843Just makes me wonder how long until he has his own version of picrel
>>581280849they are all bad because they shoot unarmed civilians in the cities live i've seen it countless times
>>581281368It's the ticking clock to him being outed, happens a lot to those who doth protest against loli. And well.
>>581282567>>581281482i seethank you
>>581280849>bugsE-710 is too good to be passed up and whatever retards botched the farms and let it be even marginally out of control (if it actually is) fucked up on a galactic level>botswhat this guy said >>581281804>illuminateextremely alien. we don't actually don't understand anything about them but considering their technology sat between existential threat and godlike and we fought them without instantly losing we made the right call.I am assuming E-710 is the best FTL fuel. If automaton fusion tech is more efficient than we fucked up with the bugs but if that's the case then the entirety of bugs is irrelevant.
>>581275235curse my autism.1:06 - 1:21 gets the order of events wrong: says they made enemies shoot unoccupied FRV's accidentally and THEN buffed its HP. actual events was FRV got HP buffs first and then 2 months later was the patch that made them targetable when empty1:24 - 1:47 completely misunderstands/makes up a mechanical interaction. he says the enemies getting more pen on their explosions made them ragdoll players harder/farther. he's taking a note about eagle 110mm rockets having their explosion pen increased but their physics impulsed decreased and applying it to the enemy AP buffs. What that change really was for was so that a now 4 pen explosion hitting an 4 AV hulk wouldn't send the dead hulk body flying because the explosion can actually hurt it now when it couldn't before. An AP4 explosion from a rocket dev hitting the AV 0 player helldiver is not going to make them ragdoll harder than when it was an AP3 explosion3:45 - 6:08 bitching about enemies being allowed to hit him7:08 - 7:14 uses a disingenuously edited clip of a sentry appearing to track a player. the clip is looped at a point to make it appear the sentry repeatedly sweeps back and forth as the player runs from one side if the sentry to the other side more times than it actually did. the sentry also over corrects past the player or doesn't actually aim at them, notably aiming down into the ground completely avoiding the player standing up a meter or two away from it.10:32 - 11:40 bitching about the existence of war striders (still). doesn't like them appearing in large numbers but also suggesting putting them in their own subfaction (which would make them appear in large numbers????)13:15 - 13:57 bitching that your aim is a little unsteady after just coming out of a full on sprint and conspiracy theories that they made it worse than it was. no evidence presented to back up his claim, of course, only going off feels
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>>58128306915:11 - 16:30 whining about fog, especially bug spore fog on bug hive terrain16:42 - 17:45 bitching about bile spewers and then schizo conspiracy theories the devs heard his "good faith feedback" and "weaponized it" to add bile spewers to more mission seeds20:14 - 21:17 bitching about the heavy armour hive guard change22:23 - 23:37 a confusing rant about how arrowhead handles difficult/challenge in the game. apparently likes being spammed with enemies ( but not war striders or bile spewers) and doesn't want enemies to be made individually stronger. I guess he just wants to brainlessly mow through hordes of shitters that die to a stiff breeze and can't threaten the player in any way?the last 7 minutes is just rambling about how he totally honestly for real loves this game and oh I wish it would get better it's not like I only get views for bitching about everything. there. now you don't have to watch it
AAAAAAA DOWNLOAD IT NOW DOWNLOAD IT NOW CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT HURRY QUICK THE CYGAMES LAWSUIT'S COMING IT'S GONNA BE WIPED FROM THE ANALS OF HISTORY SOONhttps://ayakamods.com/mods/know-your-constellation.3927/https://ayakamods.com/mods/know-your-constellation.3927/https://ayakamods.com/mods/know-your-constellation.3927/BROWN GIRL BROWN GIRL ATTENTION SEEKING
>>581279116the idea is that with the minor tag people will know to avoid sending them dick picsof course, this just makes it easier for the actual perverts and pedos to know who to send dick pics tohelldivers 2
>>581279116>>581283516oh wait now I actually looked at the image and saw it's not just "under 18? yes/no" but specifically what ages...yeah there's no above board reason for THAT much detail
>>581283510the sex
>>581283510We're seeing a rare instance of vidya NTR. Watch them go running to Sony to get help killing all modding forever.
>>581283510Why are chocolate women so EROTIC in anime?
>>581283510>a single modder with AI doing a ton of QoL that AH hasn't fixed in over a yearWhat the fuck does Arrowhead even do at this point??? Do they just not fix shit on purpose or are they genuinely incompetent?
>>581284002because they are japanese girls painted brown
>>581283671And according to him it only exists for VC, which again you wouldn't need two categories for.
>>581283510>QUICK THE CYGAMES LAWSUIT'S COMING IT'S GONNA BE WIPED FROM THE ANALS OF HISTORY SOONWhy?
>>581283069>>581283218Thank you for your service. So, it's just a combination of not knowing how the game works, being factually incorrect about things, and literal skill issue? And this guy claims to have played the game since launch? I'm glad his channel is dying and he's going to soon be forced to shut it down and find some real work.
>Heres the AI making your game better
>>581284365>So, it's just a combination of not knowing how the game works, being factually incorrect about things, and literal skill issue? yesjust like with 5/6 of any complaints about the game ever made
What did we learn today /hdg/?
>>581280849Picture this, a friend of yours mugs someone and tells you it was in self defense, and you believe him. Later, the friends of that dead guy your friend robbed show up and try to kill him.Obviously you're going to defend your friend, and you're going to feel justified in doing so. All the while your friend can use this attack as justification that he was telling the truth all along, all the while making bank through continued theft.This causes the guys to rope you in with your friend via association, leading to constant violence that never ends until everyone forgets why it even started in the first place.Your friend is the collective government of Super Earth, the guys he attacked and killed are the bugs/bots/squids, and you are the citizenry of Super Earth who're just trying to protect the people you trust and care about, as well as trying to not get brutally slaughtered for no reason.The only ones who are really at fault is the original Super Earth shadow cabal that falseflagged a forever war in order to sate their infinite jewish greed. Even then there's chance that they've also lost the plot, and the government has bought into their own propaganda meaning everyone fully believes that the bugs/bots/squids were always super evil and they never did anything wrong.It's honestly pretty interesting from a worldbuilding perspective, and it sucks to know that the swedes are never going to do anything of substance with it.
>>581284334Niggas were making a big fuss when that site kept the nude horse girl mod up that's it
>>581282567>362it really is only a matter of timeretard should've just made his server 18+, you will still get the teenage console pleb viewer demo, they will just have to pretend to be adults and when the inevitable happens you can wash your hands of it and let real authorities handle the situation.
>>581284567So put it up on another site?
>>581284365He's actually pretty good at the game, he just thinks that it should be balanced around D10 solo, which overrides everything else and just makes him retarded.
>>581284002>cute anime face instead of lemonkey face>white hair with brown skin is based but not realIt's not fair bwos...
>>581284497Brown anime women give me boners and don't pick fights with lolicons from SEA
>>581284879Isn't there that clip floating around of him mag-dumping an Overseer's head, missing every shot, and blaming the game?
>>581284794wow I wonder why he never thought of that
>>581284497Stones and glass houses and all that.
>>581284527>It's honestly pretty interesting from a worldbuilding perspective, and it sucks to know that the swedes are never going to do anything of substance with it.ThisHD2 is a total black hole narrative wise which is really disappointing because the satireTM in HD1 was really solid
>>581283510>make an accountNahIf it's so important people will post zips here, but they won't unless this become standard
>Arrowheadhttps://x.com/megakjell/status/2097075291604533489
Now that I think about it, it's odd that I've never seen a single cunny pedophile while those that performatively crusade against them always seem to have skeletons in their closet.
>>581285361>the satireTM in HD1 was really solidI don't believe you. I played magicka.
>>581285393Just grab em from the github https://github.com/CowboyBingus
The Recoilless Rifle low key slaps. People are too dumb to know how to use it. I can dominate a mission with it.
I haven't played in over a year. Has Joel been canned yet?
>>581285865>The Recoilless Rifle low key slaps.>low key
>>581285731You don't think about kids when you're posting loli. You only think about kids when you're dealing with kids because you're a parent, a teacher, or a travelling ice cream man.
>>581285865What bizarro world did you come from.
>>581285865same guy as >>581229712btw
The AMR low key slaps. People are too dumb to know how to use it. I can dominate a mission with it.
>>581285865instead of telling us stuff we already know how about you work on your telepathy
Ultimatum? Certified lowkey slapperThermites? Certified lowkey slapperSupply pack? Certified lowkey slapperGiganade? Certified lowkey slapperCrossbow? Certified lowkey slapperEruptor? Certified lowkey slapperCremator? Certified lowkey slapper
>>581284365The YouTube meta for games is bitching and griping about every little thing they all do it doesn't matter what game
>>581285969I haven't received an answer in over 8 minutes. Has Anon stopped sucking a cock and answered me yet?
>lowkeywhat the fuck are you saying?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241689293233/76561197970502312D10 bugs
Is it just me, or is the fire stun not working?
>>581283510Oh hell yes.
>>581287303full
>>581284163They don't want to fix most of the issues people complain about because they LIKE stratagem bouncing and cartoonishly exaggerated ragdolling and steerlocked hellpods. They know there are issues with the way these systems are implemented like stratagems bouncing on flat ground they shouldn't be bouncing on or hellpods dropping you on tall structures and in lava while preventing you from steering away from the danger but don't want to get rid of them entirely so they have to assemble a "task force" to figure out how to make them slightly less broken while still keeping the intended boundaries, something they're apparently not competent enough to figure out in a timely manner when people would rather they just turn them off completely and are turning to modders who can at least reduce the unpleasant side effects and can do so far faster than AH can. They also have no intention of fixing anything they can monetize by selling you the solution instead. Its not a coincidence the new armor has ragdoll mitigation and reduced sway, which unfortunately means they aren't gonna actually reduce these "mechanics" at all, that would mean less incentive for people to buy warbonds.
>>581286841The High-key and Low-key.This paper examines the semantic evolution and linguistic functionality of the contemporary slang modifiers "low-key" and "high-key" within modern vernacular. Originally derived from musical and photographic terminology denoting tonal restraint or intensity, these terms have been recontextualized as cognitive qualifiers that calibrate the public visibility and psychological magnitude of a speaker's internal states. "Low-key" functions as an adverbial hedge to signal understatement, privacy, or muted preference, allowing speakers to confess desires or opinions while minimizing social risk. Conversely, "high-key" operates as an intensifier to denote unequivocal emphasis, overt emotional investment, and public validation. Together, they form a binary linguistic framework used by contemporary speakers to navigate the nuances of self-disclosure and emotional modulation in everyday communication.
>>581287457Why is the anime gril surprised. First of all, she's clearly presenting her ass while using her arms to accentuate it.Secondly, lifting the skirt up does nothing. We're already seeing all we can see.
>>581287667She's surprised because you touched her and that's not what she agreed to. You're basically raping her.
>>581286484>>581287587By the reckoning of the LLM these are all actually high-key slappers. Please repost with the correct rankings.
>>581288042whoops, this meant for this >>581287650
I find it kinda bussinI find it kinda capThe dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap
>>581287936And?
>>581288503post you 'reer page m7 me finna chec smfin
Heres some extra rations for you, anon.
>>581288873Thank you, Robutt. I am Swedish so I would love to eat that with some crackers and a dill sour cream dip.
>>581288873gokkun
>>581288617Every single FF incident was done by an anon basically presenting themselves to my orbitals. They were asking for it.
>>581288617Thoughts on me making you pregnant?
>>581289418sorry defenestration*
where cape?
>>581288873*kicks it over*
>AI modder rapes any credibility AH had with bug fixing>Helldiver Companions genuinely makes AH bootlickers seethe because you can point out the rigged MOs and progress>now it makes anti-anime virtue signalling normalfags seetheIt has been a good week.
If there's a 380MM or Napalm Barrage in the lobby, I never go vanguard for themYOU can go drop your meltybarrage first, I'll go flank around and avoid losing my stuff thank you very much
sometimes i like to lower the difficulty to help skrubs out. but there are none, its all players level 30 or higher.You guys cant be serious right? is the game really that difficult for you that you need to play gay baby mode unironically?
Dude I would kill that vaporion.
>>581274795uh oh g2 melta
>>581284002Simply Japanese women tan easier than white people..Its just tanned horny Japanese women.
>>581280025Good games, very effective strategy, will revisit when EAT booster releases
>>581283510Alabama?
>>581274795You and your ilk will be gatekept. Fuck off back to the safe space you crawled out of.
Stalwart MMG
>>581290771i'm an alabama nigger and i want to be free
>>581283218>>581283069Oh you got under his skin
>>581290831Based.Now, let’s get back to the important topics of e-celebs and discord pedophiles
>>581289790*can cracks open and now the entire super destroyer smells like death*
>>581289168you aight, red boy
What T5 ship upgrades first?
>>581290771It's the O'bama
>>581291576streamlined launch process is pretty peak
GAAAAAAH LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH HITLER THESE ABYSSINIANS ARE TEMPTING LIL TIMMY TO DIP INTO THE CHOC
Lobby doko!
WE'VE GOT A FUN LOBBY FOR COOL DUDES!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241692528851/76561198120804312For this lobby, you're only allowed to bring equipment from Helldivers Mobilize and Steeled Veterans. Democratic vote shall decide faction of choice.
>>581288617we posting reer pages?i am bug man
>>581291297
>>5812919173/4
>>581291924>bugnigger>abdosister>name dropppin'i shiggy diggy
>>581291917>you're only allowed to use the META weaponsAlright man, have fun with the easy game
>>581290831>wanting to fuck kids is le hecking based actually Do the world a favor and kys immediately
>>581292527>META But its not tho... also, I neglected to mention but you're only allowed to wear B-01 Tactical.
>>581291852it's cool they're just wearing black face
>>581291917Still 3/4.
>>581292778>muh hecking woodchipperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAj5HUxMFlo
>>581290771>>581291701how did she go from brown to light gray
>>581293285it's the lighting bro
>>581293285all the cum
>>581293343Aight bwo *changes your lighting*
>>581293728
>>581292518dont worry chuddie, i'll kill those pesky bugs for you <3
>>581292518its me!
Someone post the truth enforcer coming for doughboy
>>581294330Cry more, glazediver. How about the truth enforcer comes for you instead?
>>581291917Full?
i remember someone in this general posting strange anthropomorphic sad and depressed creatures with furry faces and birds feethow were those called?
>>581294202made for a hung shota
>>581291924eruptor, supply pack, napalm barrage bab btw
>>581293285Consistency isn't particularly high on the priority list. Botes have undergone massive boobs, thighs, and hipflations over the past decade.
>>581295197
>>581294330someone post ohdough cumming
>>581288617>Glance at own page>K/D is 88/1AUF....DER....
>>58129420210/10 Would hug
/hdg/ - Hentai Degens General
>>581287303GG, messed up with the loadout on the first mission but everything worked out in the end
>>581296246ABAYO NIGGA
>>581296454AAIIIEEEEE MOOOOOODO-SAMA TASUKETE
Can they buff the round reload shotguns please
What this?
>>581287303gg
>>581295197absolutely terrible ergonomics on that camera, looks like a fucked up EOS 6D with hasselblad buttons
>>581296731looks like it might be a weapon
>>581296669>Can they buff the round reload shotguns pleaseThey need to steal the shotgun speedloaders from Peace WalkerSay what you will about kojimmy, the man had a sense for gun kino
>>581296879
>>581295105dont forget my flamethrower, gas nades, missile pistol, and eagle brap weirdly enough people dont use "I need supplies" all that much when i do bring the cope pack. ask and you shall recieve
>>581296917>They need to steal the shotgun speedloaders from Peace Walker>wittle baby video game>when Jerry Miculek is still very much alive and kickin' shiggy fuckin diggy
>>581296669speedloading when fully empty, like the senator, needs to apply to ALL shotguns and round-reload guns if possible. the double freedom can definitely use a speed loader.
>>581296669Cook out just needs the fire dot unfucked.
>>581297003yeah just a bit strange how the one time I've seen you here you died 10 times on regular bugs and only stopped feeding when you started solofagging and spamming orbital napefor how much you're crutching you're definitely one of the more dogshit players I've seen
>>581294202
Smells like gucci in here.
>>581294202She grooms boydivers so that I can swoop in and anally punish them btw
>>581296917That'll be 1k SC for an armor passive, please.
>>581280849>Super EarthShitty and evil group of people. Still siding with them for the sheer fact I have a modicum of choice and won't get blended or mind controlled. Any form of major dissidence is an act of heroism against a system that seeks to quash all true freedom.>BugsUsed to be sentient but are now animals mindlessly spreading and killing. Kill em all and shove them back into their cages..>BotsI feel sympathy for their rage, but their actions are quickly delving into worse than super earth territory in response. A sad example of what generational rage can cause. I have no doubts they really would have become good people if super earth had merely left them alone.>SquidsAttempted genocide causing a retaliatory genocide. I would not blame them for destroying super earth, and i have a feeling their rage would subside somewhat once humanity no longer has major control over the galaxy and likely turned into a vassal government. Still, they're committing atrocities on the level of super earth, if not worse.
>>581296454AAAIIIIEEEE GET DOWN ADVERTISOR-SAMA
>>581297041jesus christ
>>581297605>Born in Freeport, Texas, Miculek was in Texas for three days before moving with his family to southern Louisiana where he lived for the next thirty-seven yearsTexans gave him a parting gift and boy did he make the most of it
>>581297605
>>581296760Miyabi is the last character that would ever whore flaunt.
>>581297952spoiler this next time my 2-liters are still awake
/r/ alexus copypasta
>>581298057Built for moral degradation and public humiliation.
What if there was a tank pen AMR halfway between the AMR and the RR?
holy fuck man the light exobond armor can really haul ass
>>581298057That is what makes it hot.
>>581298804
>>581298804I genuinely don't understand what they mean by slides
>>581299109sprint and press Cyou'll slideyou'll really haul ass when you spam it
>>581299109press shift+wpress ccommence to scootin
It's called Helldivers not Hellsliders
Hey
>>581298925man I miss being able to outrun traitor barrages
>>581296879it is really powerfulespecially against living things
>>581299109Equip light exo armor and warrant. Start sliding while firing auto-aim bullets and pretend you're playing Titanfall
>>581284497The moral high ground can only get you so far when each stone under you is made from your sins. And we're counting.
>>581297229that didnt happen, you made that up.
>>581284497Never listen to faggots on Helldivers Twitter.
How to use the missile pistol?It feels like it doesn't hit the targets for some reason.
>>581275235Why does he look like someone who’s ready to get a vasectomy for the sake of his wife and her friend who gave him a copy of Helldivers2 so he could play in the next room?
>>581284497cunny sex uooh cunny plap plap plap
>>581301446Based
>>581301446
>>581301446Pearlescent Aryan hands posted this
>>581301402Cope harder. He’s far more successful than you will ever be.
it's outhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16247
>>581301446Viciously breeding Illuminate cunny.
>>581297553I wish there were easter eggs about how being a bot sympathizer is actually a pretty good deal
>>581297553Really?
>>581297553>>581302813>Used to be sentientReally? How?
New>>581303053>>581303053>>581303053
>>581301363turn it to unguided and aim bettersimple as. also aim for weakpoints since, although it is anti tank, it only does around 1300 damagefor heavies, aim for:charger buttimpaler forhead/mouthhulk eye/backfac. strider eye/ bellyvox ventsharvester hips (you have to be close for this, i.e. not the best postiion.)would not recommend for meatballcan pop crusher helmets but there are better things for thattitan face or belly sacs
>>581301446woomies owe me sex>>581301363also tank vents
>>581272264AHHHH ITS NOT FAIR IM PLAYING A KEKED VERSION OF THE GAME
>>581287303hand holding??? blue board you sick freak
