Previous: >>581244293>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Nakayama Festa (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Mr. C.B., SSR Super Creek, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: Hark Back Run Forward>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Phalaenopsis (3*), SSR MatikanetannhauserNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Now I wonder who baked this one
We're here and we're queer.
>>581271538Palmer is not a mare...
>Don't roll for Flash because Poke exists.>Don't roll for Poke because Dura exists.>Don't roll for Dura because Still exists.FINE! I'll save my carrots for 2 years for MLB still.
>>581271646Don't roll for Still because Ai exists
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>581271689NOOOOOOOO
>>581271538Yeah, 6 or 7 children
>>581271646i think the only ones that were right were the dont roll for flash/agnes posters. the rest are just cope
>>581271689this but unironically if you're rolling for all human rights cards you can skip still, borrow her for the 2 months she will be active in global, then get almond eye
>>581271529kill yourself
Here is the NEW AND UPDATED OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN. Finally, if you see drama about them. DO NOT RESPOND>V>UmamaIf you see something, hide and report.
Tachyon LOVE
>>581271689Don't roll for Ai because Teio exists
>>581271919how come I don't get to be on the list anymore :(
>>581271880Be nice>>581271919Stopped posting turbo images after being called out?
>>581271839isnt SiL the best second speed card to pair with Ai
settle down, faggot.
>>581271919Where is your Turbo picture?
>>581271996shut the fuck up horsemeat
>>581272001neck yourself
>>581272054Too lazy I’ll do it for the next one. Let’s keep these threads drama free!
>>581272026I'd fuck that boy
8/18post plats /uma/I've lost ridiculous CMs just due to the lobby being FUCKEDI've spread a good amount of gaslights over the past yearand I will keep on doing it
>>581271646The only winning move is not to roll.
>>581272197
7 and I'll be cursed to die single.
>>581272214V won't post his btw
>>581272214Only those with 50% WR of CMs can post or gaslight
>>581272356>6heyyy
>>581272356Yaaay! Now we HAVE to date!
>>581272214do they ever add titles more prestigious than plat cm ones? i want to style on people
>>581272446LoH
>>581272214I'm also 8/18It's kinda just the average, I feel. Getting fucked in cm finals is natural because you definitely bullshitted some wins too
>>581272446Top96 in League of Heroes or Number1
ryan LOVE
>>581271646it's really simple6 months or more = good valueless = bad value
>>581272197quite the popular thought.
>>581272446LoH is just a whale fest so the most prestigious plat title will forever be the platinum star taurus title. I hope you got that one....
>>581272491It'd be so funny if for the first LoH they shipped trophies internationally just to find out half of the winners were seabots that sold the trophy on ebay
>>581272446LoHgood luck getting into top 96 global
I love Rice
>>581272563Her Valentine's alt is pure sex
>>58127221410 plats, not bad considering how trash my deck is, even more when I was kitaless.
>>581272591i have the taurus one, but it looks just like the cancer one i have, whats more prestigious about it? they seem identical
>>581272779many are saying this
I... I don't have any plats.
>>581272214Gaslighting other toreenas is half the battle. Is there anyone who has all plats so far?
I don't think my urine is supposed to be this cloudy
>>581272935newfriend or casual?
>>581272935Heyy newcutie>>581272949What happened to that guy investing in the perfect account to sell to a Saudi prince
>>581272214
>>581273143lost the first sprint CM and gave up
>>581273040Casual, I'm not good at this game either but I like the umas.
>>581273204many such cases
>>581272949FantaSy prob does
heres every new uma that should be released in the next 6 months or soDaiichi RubyHishi MiracleHokko TarumaeKatsuragi AceMarvelous SundayMr. C.B.Neo UniverseNTRSakura LaurelShinko WindySirius SymboliSymboli KrisTanino Gimletwhich ones are you interested in pulling for and why?
>>581273264Only thing that matters is having fun :3
>>581273264It's alright, as long as you post nice tummy even if it's slop
I didn't care much about plats and only aimed at finals A, but after the concert was finally added what I care about is collecting Ms. Victoria with multiple girls, got 2 so far and I hope I can get more. Ms. Victoria is the coolest thing in this game the title is whatever compared to making the losers your back dancers.
>>581273354Hokko and MarvelousBut I won't because I had to pity tama.
Do you like tomboys?
>>581273354>Mr. C.B Because I want to have sex with her>Kris SBecause I want to have brown sex with her
>>581272591>poorfag cope
>>581273354>ignoring acute, helios, zrr, windy
>>581273354Which ones have the biggest tits?I literally only pulled for Zephyr because of her tits.
my faggot fucking oguri just lost her debut race, do i give up and lose one of my borrows already
>>581273354katsuragi ace has an abnormal amount of influence over my dick so I WILL be pulling.windy is extremely fucking cute and I want her.I MAY get sirius. she's cool but she's not THAT cool.
>>581273354none lmao!
>>581273557windy is there blindanon
I want a wife.
>>581273573Marvelous Sunday
>>581273374>as long as you post nice tummy even if it's slopneigha acting like a tummy connoisseur when he doesn't even know 黒鯛
>>581273354Katsuragi AceShe's cool and her voice got me pregnant
>>581273608of course you abandon, you're not making any aces with -1 turn on junior
>>581273354>Katsuragi AceCB's rival and I really like CB and his era>Marvelous SundayShortstack Trio member>Mr. CBI really like CBYou can't write Zenno Rob Roy out of the history books, eleven. She still has the Arima Kinen record and you will hold that L.Don't sleep on the hero.Also I'm dead fuckin broke so I can't pull for any of these lmao
>>581273573ZRR
>>581273354
Why would Dia-chan ask for a singular room? I don't think she'll relax properly if I'm there.
>>581273573ZRRMARVEY
>>581273779>Zenno Slop Roy
>>581273779woah...
>>581273354>RubySex>SundaySex, omorashi>NTRSex>WindyInteractions with Kawakami>FraudoliSex
>>581273779
>>581273708>her voice got me pregnantYeah that sounds similar to my experience hearing her.
>>581273784lmao nobody is actually pulling for symbolimaybe except some women
Which one of you trainers has that image of Cao Cao with Helios? I require it for Wei propaganda.
Sweepy...
What carat planner do you people use?
Are ya sirius?
>>581274024I plan my own carats actually
>>581273505a bit.
>>581274010Thats why i love her
>>581273354HELLO? TWIN TURBO?
I hace 3 days to make a usable front parent xog
>>581274078Nyo
>>581273354I'm going all in on Rob Roy.
>>581274024there's one not by henry?
>>581274047God imagine the smell
>>581273923don't shay that...
>>581273868That's why we call her the sloppy toppy uma
>>581273967Try asking for it in the /vm/ thread, it was one of their drawfags that made it IIRC.
>>581273354A lot of the new uma banners are mixed with alts I plan on throwing tenners on so I can't do tenners for everyone>Kris SI think she looks cool and I will hit pity if I must>GimletPaid solos or cheeky tenners if I cave in, she is my kamioshi's roommate and I like chuunis but my funds are going to be a bit tight...>MarvelousPaid solos, she's full of "whimsy" and I find that amusing>SiriusPaid solos, I enjoy female characters who can assert their dominance but like Gimlet I also can't spare tenners for her
>>581274170augh shit
>>581274170Twin Turbo is a fucking 1* or 2* or whatever she doesn't count you don't need to potentially spark the bitch she'll drop eventually
>>581274482Why would you pull for a 2* bro she'll come naturally eventually
jige doko
If Helios makes me go to pity my whole snacking plan is going to be ruined
*leaves*
>>5812722145/12Good enough I think
>>581274907*rapes you*
>>581274697because I'm 'tarded and don't know shit I just see <150cm umas and panic
>>581274907*leaves*
cm19 status?
>>581274639shacute love.
>>581274695he said every new uma, and twin turbo is a new uma
>>581274993NOOOO
>>581274953yeah more than V and Umama combined so you're good
>>581274907>>581274962
>>581274998Xog'n Loaded
>>581274971Hot chick heaven...
>>581274482What planner is this?
>>58127499810 more borrow chances to make the perfect Festa, mine is already finals A good but I know I can get her to Xoguri slaying good. Rest of the team is fine so I'm not worried about this CM at all.
>>581274998ill start on friday
Bed breaking sex with Ruby after we finally realize our feelings for each other.
>>581275189https://uma.moe/timeline?tab=carat-planner
>>581275241That's never happening Helios
I got home today and there isn't my dog waiting for me at the door.Its going to be so awfully quiet from now on.
>plat posting starts>789 goes into hidingnyooooticing
>>581275292nice post bro
>>581275361New Rice form?
>>581275292>>581275342Oops, my mistake.>>/vm/2952821
im glad /uma/ is a queer inclusive community its so comfy here, you guys joke about trannies and fags but i know youre allies deep down and its all just sarcasm <3
I've been under a rock and haven't trained anything This is another end xog cm right? Or is it just pace 777s again?
>>581275439nice post again bro
>>581275457you can do both but end is stronger by a wide margin
>>581275332I wasn't asking for feelings tonightWhat the fuck anon?
>>581275440but uma&co policy changes required them to layoff troons in the workforce?
>>581275080do they REALLY have 2 plats each? they terrorize all the /uma/ rooms with their piggy decks just to get mogged in finals? my f2p ass running A+/S+/SS/low UG in the various scenarios has 4x more plats than them?
>>581275440This is what Umama actually believes
>>581275439gwo what are you doingjust post the full url 4chan will format the post for witlets like (You)
which uma would be willing to put me out of my fucking misery
>>581275332sorry to hear that anon, just remember you gave them the best time here
>>581275715ramonutaishin testodotō
I literally do not know how to play with a stamina card
gooning to cafe in bed again
>>581272006Yes it is, in medium it's the best second speed card until Admire Groove for lates and Teio for paceFor lates it's the best 2nd speed card until Eishin 2 and for ends until Dream Journey speed. Even for ends you still use Still instead of Dream Journey in mile and sprint
>>581271646Flash is significantly weaker but lasts a while.Pocket is very good and has decent longevity..Dura is very good, mostly a side grade but more general then pocket. Has the least longevity but you're rolling on the banner anyway for wit DiaSeems simple enough
GIVE ME AN UMA WIFE OR I START SHITPOSTINGDON'T TEST MEI AM SEAI AM REDDITI AM FROM /V/
Fuji Kiseki
>>581275891you play as usual but when you don't have good trainings and you have the stamina sup on stamina you train that, alternatively you train her until rainbows and train that when other trainings suck
>>581275932Sea stands for south east aryan so I trust you to behave yourself. heart emoji
>>581274998my nakadashi fiesta is allergic to inheriting a medium spark so I'm still working on it
>>581275604holy sirius tits...
>>581275932https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>581275332I was already depressed today, and now you had to worsen it.Sorry you for you tho, going to lay down now
>>581275439holy fuck dude>>>/vm/2952821just delete your post again out of embarassment
Should I voucher for MLB FM or for MLB Creek
Wonder Acute is ____
>>581276096
>>581276235sex
>>581276096>Genuineliterally who
>>581276235a cute
>>581276096>https://umamusu.wiki/Marche_Lorraine>B90 W59 H89Umazing!
>>581275332get a new dog when you're readyyour old one was probably happy that you were its entire life. It's ok to say goodbyes, just as it is hellos. They're a constant of life, and it doesn't have to be quiet forever
>>581276506>H157Too tall.
>>581276235really, really fucking cute.
>>581274639Shasexo
I've been away for a while, is the gaslighting f2p pull plan anon who doesn't play the game until third year after release still here?
What non-speed cards are a must for late surgers in the future?
>>581276096Eh?
>>581276506
>>581276610He is, he's got like a 50% appearance rate whenever people talk about their carat savings or ask for each other's pull plans
>>581276571>24cm height diffTiptoeing while kissing.... cute
>>581276710I'm going to pound this NEET senseless whenever she throws a tantrum.
I was a fool to trust getting uniques from grandparents.
>>581276096https://umamusu.wiki/Chrono_Genesisokay fine
>>581275596Sorry bro. Had no one else to tell, as the realization hit only now after digging and work.>>581275749>>581276126I tried. 18 years is a lot for a dog. I'll just go to sleep.
>>581276096I got her in the personality test too...I actually don't know anything about her
just be lucky
>>581276865I don't think anyone knows anything about her
>>581273354>CBBecause it's Turbo's first banner and I need her as soon as possible.>Daitaku HeliosBecause of course.>Ikuno DictusBecause I'm Team Canopus.
>>581276710fat fuck nepo baby tomboy who doesn't shower and still throws tantrums in highschool LOVE.
>>581276627Outside of generalists you need to pull Dia wit, Daring Tact wit, stam ryan even tho it's shit, power DigitanThe rest can be borrowed
>>581276763One must really ponder what's his endgame, he's definitely top 3 annoying anons here, he doesn't even put effort on it, just posts the same version of the same gaslight every single time, he's like the Tame Impala of /uma/ gaslighters.
>>581276882just be plain
>>581276745
>>581274024notepad
>>581275662Me guess is that is accurate. Someone with big ego would post more if they had more
>>581277097Amagami SS really brings back some memories, I wish I liked anime as much as back then
>>581276863she bites
>>581274024The Henry spreadsheet I made a copy of like 2-3 months ago
Stop being sillius and be sirius once in a while.
can we be friends?
>>5812722149/18 plats
>>581277445hmmm nyo
why can't we be friendswhy can't we be friendswhy can't we be friendswhy can't we be friends
Just shoot me in the heart, I don't care anymore.
>>581277001She is literally me jobbing every race...
>>581276525I HATE CURREN
>>581277075>Dia witJul 2027>Daring Tact witJul 2028>stam ryanSep 2028>power DigitanApr 2029Right, back to sleep, then.
>>581277294>My first ever watch through was only a few years back>Made sound clips for /a/ while watching S1, was meaning to make S2 stuff closely after being done with that but never didYears later I got new tech, so I went through the short effort of finally making clips, and man going through what I had left as markers blew my mind.WHAT A GREAT SHOW!Plain Uma, simple as
>>581275332bro... im sorry... i felt the same way when my cat died recently. no friendly critter greeting me in the morning. everything feels so empty. cherish your memories of them, its unfair how short their lives are and how shitty and useless vets are.
What if you marry a Symboli? What happens to you?
>>581276863Has the gaze down, anyhow.
>>581277974Well you still have to pull for Ramonu, Pokke, Pasa...
>>581277940BASED LAISU
If you don't have a favorite StarHorse4 tune yet, it might be too late for you.
>>581278143Do I HAVE to pull for Pokke? She's... you know. Pokke. A bucket.
>>581278020>who>get pun'd>get bullied>get raped (maybe)
Should I pull on Progenitors?I don't like having permaborrow cards filling my borrow slots.
>>581278020That would be a very symbold move
>>581277703Why?
>>581278232If you're a late yes, otherwise no.
>>581278175assign me one. im soulless and dont know which to pick. which is the entry level starhorse 4 track?
>>581274271There's a vibe coded one on uma guide or moe and there's a vibe coded one on Henry's website, and at least one other vibe coded that I've seen and don't remember the site for
>>581277401not possible.
>>581278191Jungle Baguette
Does the green savvy skill give more wit for positioning or skill activation?
>>581278378it does all the stuff wit does except skill activation
>>581278378positioning, doesn't affect activation chances
>>581278309Birth of the Beast is good.
>>581278020I feel Kris is the kind of uma to randomly do something extremely intimate like nipping your ear or neck and then walking off with a straight face as if nothing just happened
>>58127221410 of 18
>>581276861We will (or at least should) outlive our pets.That's the way it was meant to be.We try our best to give them the beautiful lives they would never have had without us.It's okay to be sad.With everything you gave it's the second least surprising thing about this. (The least surprising is that this day would come.)And maybe that's the way it was meant to be, too.
>>581278524BasedThe cover image goes hard too
Which /uma/ anon has the most plats
>>581271382Teiomanko
>>581278378savvy skills are anti-block talismans (may or may not actually prevent blocking)
>>581278431>>581278461Wait really? Somebody fucking gaslit me for using a guts SSR card just to get Late Savvy.
>>581275332Had to put down my 14 years old dog this year, I feel you, it will feel weird for a good whileHang in there bwo
>>581278698Me. I have one.
>>581278698Anonymous
https://x.com/ofhjxqqoz693245/status/2100067020566102412
>>581278730I assume Guts Grass? Are you training Nature? Savvy extends your Eyes vision.
Y'all ever think about how the word trainee kinda sounds like tranny
Hokko in my cocoa
>>581278191>bucket
>>58127221412/18the 2nd time around the zodiac has not been nice so far
>>581277075Power Digitan is good on paper but afaik no one's been using power cards this scenario>>581278232Use a ticket on Ruby and ignore the long CM and there's nothing else you need to borrow
>>581278739Feels bad
>>581278730late surger savvy gives you +40 vision for all-seeing eyes
>>581278020Sex and MarriageSex and MarriageSex (getting raped by her)Sex>>581276861>Sorry bro. Had no one else to tell4chan gonna basket weave, you're fine.Went through your trouble twice, with a wonderful grandma, that lived with us since I can remember, mixed into it for funsies.On one side I'd love another dog, on another I don't wanna go through the suffering again, justifying it with "but the expensive" in my head, which is a valid concern but shouldn't be relevant considering the topic.
>>581278885Hokkolate milk
>>581278897Cute Dantsu spotted.
>>581278862does it mean something?
>Rulership was released right after her initial reveal>Blast Onepiece is still in NPC jailWhy is Cygames so unfair?
>>581278730
>>581274047Literally me
>>581278862sounds like you have brain worms anon, I'll add it to my trainnynotes
>>581279464tacto...
4 separate chances between Classic and Senior year and Mile only upgraded to B. 18 Mile Sparks to just rub it in even harder. If not that I'll get like 600k fans this run I'd just nuke it, it's so frustrating.
>>581278971>Power Digitan is good on paper but afaik no one's been using power cards this scenarioThis was genuinely such a trap banner lolHonestly I wonder how will decks in the next scenario look like. Is it gonna be 3 speed 0 power again or maybe power cards will come back in meta. But then for medium pace what do you drop between Teio, Air Groove and Efforia? Or for long do you drop Dia or Teio.Cygames kinda fumbled with cards balancing this scenario. The only thing that could redeem it is if the next scenario doesn't have a pal like Mecha musume.
>>581278739>15 or 16yo ger shepard, real big girl she was>bring her to doc to put her down>only SECONDS after the syringe started doing it's job, her heart already stopped beating and she was gone foreverIn advance the doc said it would take a bit as well, instead if was maybe 5 seconds, that's how weak her body already was.You can imagine how I felt going through that, hand on her head, being right besides her on my knees.
>introduce Onige as a style>if there's another one in the lobby yours needs 1600 stam + 3 gold recoveries and 1200 wit to reach 95% survival and 97% full spurt >for a 2200m racefuck you Cygamesfuckyou this style is ass, why did they make it so shitty? Because it would cause too much butthurt if it were strong?
>>581279698i agree, oniges should just autowin everytime
>>581279145She's so fucking cute and sexy. I hate that she's so far away in global.
>>581276287Bwo that's Ai-chan's mom
>>581279464rulershit was announced in February and only released a lil while ago though.as for the second question, this is because cyge specifically hates (you) and wants you to die.
>>581279698>Because it would cause too much butthurt if it were strong?There's literally a CM where oonige+2 front was top tier meta and other styles players had a meltdown to the point Cygames stopped releasing front cards
>>581279873If there was ever an uma I'd pound endlessly, it'd be Dantsu.
>>581279145>>581279873>>581280014This is a V uma by the way
>>581279980and xogs were somehow immune to this for half a dozen CMs?
35952954CM19
>>581279894sex with ai chan and momoyakodon>>581279965sex with ruler and momoyakodon
>>581280170Couldn't\t care less about e-celebs that live rent free in your head.
It's just me or the summer week BGM fucks up the jukebox set list songs?
>>581280170that nigga only has 2 plats who cares
>>581280209long saggers
>>581280279>>581280307okay V
>>581279826idk man I'd like it to be a viable pick at least
>>581279826this but unironically
>>581279965Does Rulership have no interaction with Golshi at all?Both end closers and both have late start fitsHell she was there late starting alongside Golshi in his Arima Kinen winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stxE99MCzJo&t=30s
true uma stans would be able to rehabilitate their oshi's image from v's taint
>>581280231Xog can use any style, even front is metaAlso Cygames didn't care about balancing the game before 2nd anni. When they did they literally shut down 3/4 of the medium tracks for 2.5 years
>>581280231There's a reason there's basically no more XOg CMs after this one bwo
>>581280757so me bringing xoguri to arima is fine, right?
rehabilitate THIS NEIGHA!
>>581280242okay, that was unexpected
First rate what?
>>581280906Dumb people will probably still call you a metafag
>>581280504they've got a lobby conversation together at least. no idea about career events though because I don't have ruraashitto.https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/lobby-transcript/0/2/1145002
>>581280242Asthmatic Musume: Pretty Derby64960321
>>581280906Yes it's sovllful
I love my genius wife!
I have more respect towards golshifags than xogurifags.
>>581280906Of course you should, I'd love to win against xog for once
>Festa's "mom" lived in the gameA good ending. Though I would have preferred a bittersweet ending desu
>>581281236Aw fuck man I wanted to play xoguri for a free Platinum title but I don't want to lose this anon's respect..
>>581274163what's the template
Best statline I've gotten in days. Got 8k skill points even with two cards being 0* and 1*.Mile C.I hate it here.
Akebonus
>>581277703you give love a bad name
>>581281313sex with festa and momoyakodon
>>581281468
>>581281414but xog wouldn't be a free platthe point is that you're forced to play xog just so that the finals will be a 3 way xog-off where only 1 will win. It's happened to /uma/ anons literally every xog CM so far, that's why it's dogshit
>>581281454>>580990695
>>581281454>mutating is pain even in modern day JPnice to know
>>581281165bcdefg 37058613
>>581281236Golshi is for the lazy patrician. Always a surprise option, never needs tailoring, and these days even pleasant to see.Xoguri is for the tryhard metafaggot. Always expected, almost always needs some amount of chansforming and forcing into a spot where she can actually work.
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
HeyWhat the fuck
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv3aR7gN/vote!
>>581281808>5 manual mant runs
Hey
>manual mant runsI shan't
>>581281808baku-chan what is a mant
>>581282032I've yet to finish the umadol stuff
retards will tell you that evos killed xoguri or whatever bullshit but the truth is that there's literally an elizabeth II cup LoH at some point and front runner hoguri was literally top tier metathat's just how strong festive miracle is
>>58128172196412367
>>581282130front is the future of xoguri anyway for anyone who cares about playing her in the future
>>581281658It's a BIT less of a pain if you bother to pay for inspiration rerolls but, no, you can still get screwed regardless of whether you get an extra roll. Both classic year rolls completely dodged the mile sparks and the senior year only hit it once, and at that point I didn't even bother taking the B because the run was dead anyway.
when the FUCK did this show up??
>>581282302>15h leftAbout a week ago probably
>>581281965
>>581282310sillius would do this. and more. preferably in public where all the other trainees can see what she's doing.
>>581282273>pay for inspiration rerollsahahahaha what, well good luck, I've done the G->A before and understand your pain
>>581281965>tightsRUINEDwhat's the point of bloomers if I can't see those sexy, bare legs?
Did we receive the last "Welcome to Umayuru" support card copy and I missed it?
>>581282302clank a Haru run to get most of them done in one run
>>581282506evil horse
>>581282086stealing my files is fine but renaming them is forbidden
>>58128213741821204
>>581282527faggot
>>581282130no one says thatIt's just that evos make hogs less oppressive since some other umas get bigger boosts than her. This doesn't make them stronger than her, it makes it so that the gap is smaller, depending on tracks
>>581282381what the fuck lmaoguess I need to clank some runs real quick
>>581281919gwo.. there is a clover club already...
>>581282310This is sexual harassment
HeyOpen up
>>581282643I will continue to do soif I could get any of the chanx extensions working you'd never even know
>>581282891I thought they died!
Ace on my face, I wanna sniff her post-workout
>>581282704>no one says thatdon't rewrite history people did spam this gaslight>It's just that evos make hogs less oppressive this is literally a gaslight too, the reason she's not used anymore is because the tracks where she can speed carryover+accel with no position requirements disappeared until umas like orfevre were releasedand when I mean don't used anymore I talk about cms, whenever she can speed carryover+accel in loh she's literally the strongest umado you honestly think 0.15 extra mid-race beats guaranteed speed carryover and accel?
>>581282957at least have the decency figure that out so you can use a filename randomizer
>>581282930Is Bakushin sexy enough?
hey
>>581282506>ahahahaha whatIt's one part of the more recent monthly plan they implemented the past anni. If you pay for it, you get two options for inspirations (see: >>581279605 since I can't find my webm for it), more rentals, you get daily tickets to instant create parents that aren't part of your legacies, more follows (permanent increase, so you can cancel after the 1st month and still have it), and now 2k ability points per month.
is Fine Motion a V uma?
>>58128265992467218
>>581283083>do you honestly think 0.15 extra mid-race beats guaranteed speed carryover and accel?READ nigga, it's better than 0 extra mid-race vs guaranteed speed carryover and accel.
Fine Motion posters should kiss each other.
>>581282764her tits aint that massivebut they should be
this is a bad time to join rooms
>>581281965buruma over tights is so insanely lewd i cant believe they just casually do this in uma
Grief team and still loses
>>581283395looks like ass
>>581282930Only if you're dressed up like so.
>>581283260Hi, Finemoposter here.
retards pasting the images and blowing up their file sizes to get a different md5 to bypass the duplicate file block doesn't matter to me. just dont taint the original versions.
shan't be joining anymore rooms for this CMYOU GUYS ALL STINK
>>581283670people don't just add a dot somewhere in paint?
>>58128322670381621
>>581283067I don't know if many are saying this but I know that I am.Maybe it's a good thing that I'm not a trainer because I'd never be able to handle seeing post-workout Ace without nearly instantly getting a rager.
>>581283607You joke but I wouldn't say no to you.
Consider the following:
>>581283670shut the fuck up
>>581283670
>>581283768>blacked nigger NTR artistno kill yourself
>>581283720couldn't be me
>>581283241Wow nice now she's not 5 tier above everyone else she's 4.5 tier above everyone elseDo you realize such a difference between the top tier uma and other umas never happens in current JP meta? The closest they got to that was Still for the shuka sho cm CM is an acceleration game, there's an uma who can speed carryover and get accel just by passing 3 witchecks while everyone else has to gamble for the same results. And on top of she gets a ton of recovery
time to filter FM images
>>581283768I don't find Cyclopes to be attractive.
>>581283720there are ways to scramble the md5 without actually editing the image
>>581283973Then how about THIS?
I'm thinking of derbing... is anybody else feeling the same way?
you're under arrest for internet crimes
there's already an irish uma I like and her name sure as fuck isn't Fine Motion.
>>58128373551642902
Smart people pasting the images and reducing their file sizes to get a different MD5 to bypass the duplicate file block matters to me. Taint the original versions
any diachads in chat
>>581283768why does machan have a snout
is anyone else seeing duplicate posts?
>>581284148she's a horse
>>581284282/uma/ only has so many posts to go around so we're just recycling
I'll call her Festa too
>>581284357/uma/9k when?
>>581284146i don't have her but she's very cute and hot
>>581284282
one more day until the new fire emblem game
>>581283909I'm not even trying to say you're wrong. You tunnel vision the worst xog tracks where she dominates hard. In past CMs where it's fronts vs xogs or like the dirt cm where it's rickey vs xogs at a relatively mild bias towards xogs, THOSE are the cases where the evos will help.
>>581284460Play the route where you don't go back in time first
>>581284282You're imagining things.
>>581284460There's a shit ton of FE GBA romhacks out there
Is it Mihono Bourbon time already?
>>581284460less than a month until the star wars burnout game comes out (i fucking love burnout 3 takedown, its my favorite game)
>>58128411930517884
>>581284710God I wish that were me.
>>581284650Last one for me, thanks for hosting
>>581279679I had to do that awhile ago, my once-time ferocious psychopath killer (150+ raccoons, 12 rabbits, 9 cats, 20 woodchucks, 6 possums, and those are just the ones I knew about) was old (16), and her hind legs quit working. So I loaded her into the car and took her to the vet. Wanted to give her the injection myself on the grounds that if it had to be done, I ought to do it, but apparently that violates procedure, so I had her head in my lap and rubbed her snout gently, then her eyes closed forever. Drove home and drank half a bottle of whiskey. Losing your dog is rough, I'm sorry anon
>>581284609Star wars is gay Taylr
>>581284852BUT, burnout isnt
>>581279826isn't there middle ground between autowinning and not being viable at all as an ace? (no, suicides fucking over fronts does not count)fucking a, man
>>581284473You are probably right on this but we won't be able to test this ever since by the time CM tracks where Festive Miracle can carryover come back Orfevre, Gentildonna, Chrono Genesis, Still in Love and other umas still top tier to this day will be out
>>581284713oyakodon>>581284787>that kill listhory shet>Drove home and drank half a bottle of whiskey.Sounds about right... Thankfully, I'm not a drinker, otherwise I would've done the same
>>581272214>Taurus 1 with Golshi>Gemini 1 also with Golshi>Sagittarius 1 with Christmas Biwa>Capricorn also with Christmas Biwa>Aries with Seiun Sky>Taurus 2 with regular Taishin>Cancer 2 with regular Biwa>Virgo 2 with regular Ticket>Libra 2 with BrianThe second trek around the zodiac signs is treating me much better than the first so far, hopefully it keeps up
Not a SINGLE Tannhauser in this spark. I'm not even going to even try to MLB it. So, so stupid.
>>581284460I've only ever played three houses so I don't care much for that franchise...
>>58128465044153015
>>581281965Look at superman over here
>V raped lobbies>schizos are quiet about it>they only post when he loseskinda pathetic that you behave like this and no I'm not umama fuck off retard
>>581285394>RapedNice try V, pathetic how you talk about yourself AGAIN
>>581284975I meantechnically she stops being meta after this CM right? so EVOs didn't kill her, she dies NOW
>>581285394post plats kek
Stop name dropping me ffs I'm not even trying to start shit today.
>>581285394yea but like bringing attention to this still makes you a dramafag. Just call dramafags what they are and ignore them.But also it's funny when V rape lobbies and still loses and have less than average plat counts
>>581285231I expected her to get Murmur nuked...21006352Last
>>581285472nigga this is an image of a genshin character kissing a dog
My trainee said she wants our clothes to share a washer, and when I said that everyone washes their clothes with water and detergent she got really annoyed. I don't understand women at all
>>581285674It's V talking about himself. Sad pathetic loser with nothing going on in his life
>>581285394why would schizos post about you winning retard, they only care if you losewin the plat with your retarded griefing team it will make them seethe so much
good morning I HATE Curren
>>581285776fuck off retard, I'm V btw.
>>581285658you're shit at the game
>>581285717Holy shit how did I get that mixed up so badly my bad
>>581281919currensisters, new club!
what's with the heavy feels thread out of nowhere? i didn't ask for thisFWIW i lost my childhood dog to escaping and being hit by a car, the one i have right now is noticeably getting up there in age and it makes me sad
>>581285812He'll lose like usual and make some excuse. Then run back into his cave until the next one
>>581285658should have kept your ego in check if you didn't wanna be center of attention. I hate you less than schizos but you are not innocent and you did this to yourself. You don't get to pick when people give you attention.
I like Curren, but not a lot
>>581285472Ricebros???? Explain?????
>>581285521Not so fastThere's still Pisces 2, it's the only XOg CM that overlaps with evo skills too. But since getting stam is very easy in GM and Kitasan White inherit exists you can fight her by going triple front I'm glad she will be gone after because 1 ace+2 debuffers being the meta is genuinely disgusting
>riceniggers are arkeks>and they love fucking dogs
>>581286008Well he sorta does - just like, be anonymous in the anonymous forum (this is not very difficult), and it mostly goes away... eventually
>>581285989Life in a nutshell, everything ends one way or another. My childhood one nearly died a few times by escaping custody, thankfully never close to cars or streets. That mad fucker died off old age, after having scratched out his busted eye like a psycho, being back up the very next day after his operation.
>>581286128I strongly agree
>>581285708Sankyu to the participants
>>581285940die
>>581286340thanks for hosting
diachan love!
>>581285472Is that Elizabeth Comstock's husband?
>>581285472>Go on /akg/>Literally talking about fucking dogs as we speakLike I'm not even joking.>>581280095>>581283060What is wrong with Ricefags?
Calling everyone who hates you schizo makes the word lose its meaning. Read a book to expand your ESL vocabulary
This is now a jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/EYIuMhhttps://jiggie.fun/EYIuMh
>>581286210I could see that happening for his partner but this nigga has been harassing this place for about a year now
>>581286210it's gonna be years before schizos will let this go. This shit blew up in feb bro, it's miserable. /uma/ pre-MANTborne dramafagging was nice and comfy at least. That and he can't not avatarfag too. He does it less these days, especially when mixed with skinwalkers trying to start shit, but he just don't want to go fully incognito. Even Umama does a better job at this.
Rice is a V uma by the waynot surprised about the dog fucking thing
>>581286517Umama already got reeled in like the dog he is. V is just throwing a fit now
i like the aura loss outfit
SEA sweep poster always says the same "ESL schizo" thing, it is really booooring
>Skizos being skizo and being called out>"Quickly we must post bestality to distract them!"Don't think i didn't notice.
>>581286340I was robbed
>>581286340I'm disappointed that you've become a debuffNIGGERthanks for hosting
>>581286691>aura lossit's time
>>581286760This feature is gonna be funny for CM finals
>>581287036It's a cognitohazard for sure
>>581286748what are you talking about?
>put Nothing Ventured to my Festa>she's dying even with Swinging MaestroI knew this was going to happen but I refuse not to gamble
rickey on my dicky
>>581287015Narita's Brians are huge
>>581286957I always have been : )
Is there a way to run two Runaways successfully?
>>581287015look at them go
Falco's shameless self-promotion...
>>581287261it's a shame that rickey posting diedkindaI'll mootate her when wit bourbon comes out to lessen the need for gw autism
>>581275891Scenario and sparks also matters, If you want stamina do it in Unity, Only need 2-3 clicks on Rainbow creek to break 800
>>581287370As an ace? By having 1600 stamina and 3 golds. There's also a secret tech of making your second runaway so utterly shit by not giving it gw+ttl/early lead so that they never enter spot struggle, but at that point why wouldn't you just make a normal front
>>581286327what a madman. great that he lived a full life, RIP to him
kingu love
>>581286715>Copying other anon insultsMust have go to you again since Sweepy poster is better than you
>>581287325You're a gayass NIGGEEERR
>>581287462rickey "oshi gamers" when there's a non-dirt CM:
are the jiggies dead today
Rickey mentioned!
ive played since cm1 and i've seen rickey on turf more than ive seen fuku at all
>>581287370Be on chukyo 1200m and have 600 or so stamina. Reasonably? Probably never.
time to start counting up the sorters everyone submittedsee you at the start of next bread
>>581274998Room results are telling me 3rd place A final, but CM19 was pretty soft so maybe I can steal plat.
>>581285989i got halloween rice off a ticket the exact same day i found out my 8 year old cat had cancer that had already spread to his lungs and he got put down the next daynow i can never run halloween rice without being reminded of him and i will never forgive rice
>>581274998haven't even started making aceseasy B finals for me
>>581287858total rickey victory!
>>581287590uh oh melty
Doto...
>>581287551>Suddenly panic next room, cuz he started scratching on his busted eye, pulling the ball out of the socket, it hanging on by a faint line>Brother and step father cart him to a local doc, who pulls a quick operation>The next day (barely 12h later) she calls and says "Can you take your dog back home? He is running all over the place being hyper active"Dude was a lazy ass Shih Tzu, but man he had a personality and a half.Pets can be great, but never expect their deaths to feel any less than that of a family member, which they're likely to turn into in the long run.
>>581274998im reusing my dirt medium xog for the rest of GLfucking horseshit scenario
>>581288197that VILLAINim sorry bwo, RIP to him, having to process all that from one day to the next sucks
manhattan cafe umanko to mouth
Cute.
>>581288894upsized cafe...
>>581279481>>581278730I need End Savvy in my debuffer bloodline right now.
Where the fuck are the cm 20 rooms
>>581289020why
Next bread will be fineYakisoba bread will doOn the double, kisama!
>>581289152intense/petrifying gaze I assume
>>581289020>sweepy looking at my johnson
>>581289154princesses shouldn't dress this provocatively
Mambo.https://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/2100295628827877651
>>581288197poor guy
>>581289154Did the horse like noodles or something?
>>581289140Nakayama Turf 2500M
>>581289465Falco HATE
>>581288197rice villain does it again
cm test room564683765646837656468376
>>581289154I want to fuck a gyaru (in exchange for money) so bad it's unreal.
the nige ate nigiri at niigata at night
>>581289376She is going to need a mambath...
mambwos....
>>581279698Serves you right for stopping my only fucking accel skill with your retarded meme horse.>>581280392>>581284935Just build better. I lost to two of them in Libra, plus a Taiki that was using one as a rabbit. Sample size is small, but my winrate in onigger lobbies was 31.25% lower than my overall winrate.
>>581289613Nigel Nightingale...
copafat
Which Uma is most likely to play the role of Scrooge in A Christmas Carol?
>>581289849Shakur and it's not even close
>>581289793>>581289803Rulermind…
I'm going to fuck Matikanefukukitaru, regardless of what Shiraoki-sama says
>>581289849tamachud obviously
>>581289989Okay, but you CANNOT cum inside! That is unlucky! That is not a safe day!
>>581289593ts crazy
>>581290098What is life without risks
Stop the Sweepy humiliation rooms
>>581290098anal it is
>>581289593we go again846123098461230984612309
>>581289709rabbit don't fucking count, it's like saying debuffers are as strong as hogs. And libra was like... the one time. Don't be retarded with your anecdotes, you obviously seem like you have a personal gripe with oonigers with your fronts. Just build better fronts that can overtake them.
>>581288910cute wife
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>581290263I'll prove her wrong with the magic of childbirth
>I need to pay to play nowFuck this game
>>581290294there really is no stopping deboofers
>>581290263
>>581290719above 0% odds is a good gamble
>>581290719What is this simulation?
>>581290294last one311019053110190531101905
Am I supposed to be strong enough to not learn any skills until the end of the game?
>>581290410I do this with my Sweepy after training.
>mant>i know if i should scoop during year 2 summer>ogc>i know if i should scoop before the end of year 1Hahahaha it's so much fucking faster amirite hahaha
>>581289709I main fronts, and never have I ever run Suzuka as a suicide. She's my #1 oshi, wouldn't do that to her. >just build betterI'm aware that one can sometimes -sometimes- win with onige in Graded League. But if there's another present, they both die. That's what I mean by not a viable strategy.
>>581290954no, you can buy skills if you feel like you're lackingpeople don't buy in case of more hints or fast learner
>>581290901https://hakuraku.moe/notes/new-age-umamusume-data
>>581290037because she's evil
>>581290954Doable in URA and GL but it's also depends heavily on your uma and career. Suck to play uma with mandatory long races
>>581290948fucked up the field size305871023058710230587102
>>581290948gwo...
>>581290954sometimes you might need a recovery if your career runs longs. i usually dont buy skills unless the uma has a unique that needs you to have activated skills to proc
>>581290263>magic doesn't really existgoddamn Scarlet, what's next? You're going to tell Urara that Santa-san isn't real? You MONSTER
The more I play this game the more I appreciate the little intricacies, but the more I hate it.
>>581291160Did divinity come back for another gold
>>581291334i like reading the stories
these threads are way too fast for how low quality they are
Odds I stay up 30 more mins, evens I go to bed now
That's exactly what someone who would assault me would say...
>>581291009>I know if I should scoop during year 2 summer>the answer is yes 30% of the time>I know if I should scoop before the end of year 1>the answer is yes 85% of the timemuch fastvery aceI'm Lovin' It!
>>581291554your post makes no sense, the slower the thread the higher the quality
>>581291554It's because they're low quality that they're fast retard
>>581291150guessing xoguri failed the wit checks
i read that umamusumes like ketamine so i should try some
>>581291613not always
What if?
>>581291681>>581290263Bitch
>>581284098But all I said is that I want to ejaculate on Taiki's boobs forever..
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
>>581291721Free yourself from the cage that is life without ket my friend
>>581291748What is this? A crossover episode?
You're meant to loop scramble sparks right?
>>581291802is it better outside the cage
>>581291828it's an AI gen
>>581291863For Lates yeah
I think I'm drinking too much chocolate milk. My tummy hurts.
>>581291896bwo... you didnt get the reference...
>>581291881The grass is always greener on the other side
>>581291554Explain how these thread are low qualityAll I see are people talking about the game and lobbies being runYou are just seething there is no drama stupid motherfucking retard cunt bitch mongoloid doto nigger
>what if redditi dont care
>>581291942lactose intolerance...
>>581291881yes
>>581292006Ayabe sex with verbal abuse (im the one being abused)
>>581291942hishi amamilk...
>>581292006>no drama>little schizo activity>people having fun>BAD THREAD DEAD THREAD LOW QUALITY THREADI told you Dotoposters were the worst
>V>DNI
>>581292083oguri is not sexy
>Allan>Skizo
>>581290341>rabbit don't fucking count, it's like saying debuffers are as strong as hogs.Debuffers don't cut 71% winrates to 40% while being a viable ace themselves at the same time. If you consciously chose to make an onigger solo ace, but still get mad that you lose two or three extra lobbies because there was a second onigger you're just retarded. It's a well known fact that happens.>And libra was like... the one time.The one time I had a front strong enough to win through your faggotry.
are we close enough friends that I can admit i only pulled Machan because i saw a fanart of her pissing or is that too forward
>>581292408too forward
>>581292445sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>581292308true
>only one turn before end of year 2>only need 5 points of a specific attribute to buy the 3sp song>NO FUCKING TRAINING HAD ITWHY IS THIS A THINGI HATE THIS SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH
>>581292408you have to post the art bwo
>>581292408It's time to stop posting for a while
>>581292408Yeah we are friends
Is from the brink mandatory for ends that aren't Xog?
>>581292087Ayabe wouldn't do that.
>>581292510who cares it's just 1 turn
>>581292641EVERYTHING is mandatory for non xoggs
>>581292510it doesn't really matter if you get it a few turns later
>>581287776been a bit slow, but jiggies are mostly a background thing anywayscurrent jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EYIuMh>https://jiggie.fun/EYIuMhhttps://jiggie.fun/EYIuMh>https://jiggie.fun/EYIuMhhttps://jiggie.fun/EYIuMh
>>581292408was she at least doing it mario style?
>>581292119second worst after the schizo duo
it's time
>>581292684>>581292758Half a year of lost sp and resources RUN IS FUCKING KILL
>>581292798oh nyo
>>581292798BONO
>>581292798>TarumaeI don't wanna go to Tomakomai though...
>>581292798stinko!
>>581292894
>turn 1>click wit with 3 cards>food event at 100 energy>turn 2>speed>turn 3>wit>food event again at 90 energyOgli please...
>>581292798>dotoI don't want to be an abuse victim... yet
>>581292798>MEN
>>581292408who is machan
When did this place get so circlejerky
>>581293198when yuritrannies infiltraded the game, so when global started
>>581293198It's only 1 fag you can ignore it.
>>581292345Debuffers do fuckall when you try them on someone that isn't the strongest pick in the CM and not an oppressive pick like zog, faggot. We've had plenty of "oshi" runners do that in past CMs to just be slightly worse than a triple/double ace comp. Oonigers either lean debuff or ace, there's no inbetween because fucking over 1 style doesn't really count as hard debuffing because literally just swap in a sub-style backliner and they're little more than overtake fodder. If you're too stubborn to not have contingency for your hard counter then why the fuck are you crying about losing?I'm not even an oonigger main, I'm actually a front main. I just think you're a retard with a hateboner against having more style viability.
kimi to
Marked
>>581293546That guy draws some good umanko, but his OC is pretty ugly
Good night
>>581293627Yes, Sirius did do that to me
>>581293627how many times can this event happen? randomly getting power and guts is really nice
>>581292798FUARK
>>581293775>checked gametora>it can happen multiple timesI've only got it once per run my previous runs wtf
>>581293831lucky
>>581292798Mr Cheese Burger
cbmanko
>>581292798cute!
DO stop, yes DO stop tee feeneeesh.That's right, I'm a rebel.
umas for this feel?
Catfe
>>581292798I'm literally getting raped
holy shit I wanna fuck luna, teio, speed, CB and brian so bad
mcafe is my wife
>>581294356Fukukitaru
ArimaKINO? Nah. Bringing late Hog with claw forward and 2 debuffers.
>>581293198/uma/club has a couple of schizos shitting the thread daily
>>581294356is that your dog
>the realization that if you lose the arima you will become the next samson big
umamusume body part on/in my body part
>>581294532Leave the Hog to me.
>>581294532>Nice Nature with Summer Goldship inherit and Murmer>Cafe with Stamina Siphon.>Both with all subdued skills.
umamusume spiritual part on/in my spiritual part
>>581294856Elaborate
>>581292408I think girls are the cutest when they're peeing.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5929305
need /uma/ bf
>>581294809But can you handle this hog?*unzips dick*
>>581294998yeah we should keep some things to ourselves
>>581294926Hold lotus position while thinking of me. I'll reach you once my quarks have aligned with your red chakra
>He doesn't clank runs.
>>581295094I am not sharing a single drop with you
>>581295068Is it going to get bigger or...?
>>581294621i wish
>>581294830>nothing happens because everyone will bring a stamina card this time
>>581295170thank you
>>581294760Winning Ticket ear (green part) on my lips (as I whisper words of love to her)
>>581295248UOOOOOOOOH GANBARE MR SPERM
>>581294809>>581295172umama how was it being scolded by a 4chan schizo
>>581295152Ohhhh I totally get it now (I dont)
>>581294998Not even sharing a drop with her Torena? Greedy mare.
Is 800sta enough for CM19 with no gold rec?
>>581294998i knew i was around like-minded individuals
>>581295364Don't associate umamusume characters to posters most of the time they aren't who you think they are.
>>581295374The red chakra is your plexus aka coccyx aka assVery tight and plump dude, thanks
>>581295379you need 800 + 1 gold
>>581295461sure umama lol answer the question
>>581295379yeah if you have white heals and stam greens
>>581295478..........................oh
>>581295172Give me a moment, jeez
>>581295172Rome wasn't built in a day you bitch be patient
>>581294756What if you won the last Arima CM though?
Should I still put groundwork on my pacer even if I plan to run a front?
>>581295826groundwork package is a little expensive for the benefit to pace chasers. Uma stan does the same thing for the price of 1 skill
>schedule satsuki sho>Turn comes>"You don't have enough fans to do this actually">Literally lose careerMan I wish they said something about that when I scheduled the race
>>581295826
festa wtf
>>581296176the race is greyed out and at the bottom if you don't have enough fans bwo, how didn't you notice that
>>581296368fake as shit, none of them say new
>>581296386Wdym? I selected it in the schedule and nothing was greyed out...
>>581296386Not in agenda, no.
ROKU NANA won!?
If I'm bringing best brown stam next CM, should I still use 18* stam sparks or nah?
>>581296313Stego blowjobs are top tier
Do card events just not happen in Trackblazer? I'm in senior early Jun and I've seen only 4 so far.
Oh boy! Mixed hot springs in the boonies!
>>581296954
>>581296872depends who you're using
>>581296872only if your uma has like 0% stam growthyou'll only need like 901ish stamina with a gold heal
I need pictures of Seiun Sky butt.
>>581297238This is us by the way
>>581296954>Name is Yuki>Takes you to a hot spring in the snowy mountains Yeppers is a Yuki onna confirmed
>>581297238She's sniffing too much
hurry up and release already...
Should I do it?
>800 useless clocks>700 useless parfaits>only 70 potionsvery funny cyjews
>>581296313Stego cute.
>>581297485Samson is going to be next, I can feel it.
>>581297578They should let us use clocks to reroll sparks.
>>581297771
Centerbros... Where do we stand again?
>>581297771Were dinosaurs real in the umamusume universe?
zero is where the center stands is umadol code for being spitroasted
>>581296927>>581297656Source of these extremely bolt claims?
>>581297817It's just weird that there's always one super important resource and the rest are negligible
>>581297954Stego cute.Source: Uma Musume.
Position zero. This is ̶A̶i̶j̶o̶ Karen-chan.
I think these claims are highly questionable and hard to believe. I bet they came from a paid off source, creating a biased survey or something.
soon
this shouldn't be allowed to happen
>>581298179shut the fuck up danchou
>>581298053How many casuals do you have
>>581298235I think you should calm down, Bellen.>>581298249Fus
The uma&co dancho actually started trying to become a thread personality. As leader of the council of Chiyoposters, we must strike him down.
I don't like how it's minimum 3 runs but I guess it can't be helped?
>>58129834827.
>>581298637stop making shit up weirdo
Stay Gold reference
uuhhhhh the umayuru card? my MLB?
>>581298637Anyone is better than a leftoid who doesn't play the game like you
>>581298641i would pay 90tp for the starter ticket in a heartbeat
>>581298637I like you
>>581298641you can do all three in a run if you have the cards.
>>581297954I'm her trainer
>>581298716She was already referenced in Kitasan's career.
>>581298641Run Brian with Vodka SSR power or somethin'. I don't know what cards give the corner thing.
>>581298728You are going to die.
>>581298716They miss their dad... Why won't he come home
>>581298796>>581298817I don't have either any umas or cards that give the remaining skills. I just cleared the ones with Creek and Ticket SSRs in one go though.
>>581298819Someday we all will
people going to other clubs isnt poaching, they're more like political marriages
>>581298716Definitely Stay Gold>>581298813I only trained Kitasan in MANT
>>581298637Hahaha that retarded face
>>581298817Yeppers Guts
>>581287462it could be two runs unless you have one of the following cards>Breath of Fresh Air run Mayano>Corner Cunniseuruse https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/536710>Beeline Bursthttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/536696 or https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/570674
>>581297907I would think so
More like Stay Bald
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1CqEmsN-XFVZBeAyITV2Cml4QD3AiWAe6HHgkA3qGQ3o/mobilebasic?pli=1Latebros, what do you think?
>>581299047meant for >>581298641
>>581298716>>581298813>>581298912>Been canon to Global for a while>And yet the schizo is still bitching about herCONFIRMED NOT A PLAYER OF THE GAMEShocking stuff, I know
>>581298887Maya and Vodka have BOFA. You can borrow a card for corner conn or beeline burst, so that reduces it to two runs.
>>581299208never been name dropped you retarded faggot. >oooh I'm a drooling retard and passing reference counts!" no it doesn't
>instant meltyheh
I'M SAFE.
>>581299508She's cute...
the schizo still has melties even when he is not here...
>>581299508I do not need this fence kicker. God bless. I can save for Marche.
least obvious samefag
>>581299508male voice
>>581297954Claim: StegoSource: We had a sexo
>>581299694
>somehow reached 1100 stam for my late surgerJesus Christ 3LB Creek is something
>>581299891>>580990695are you crying because nobody's giving you attention?
>>581299758sex plain>>581299882sex bo--that's slop, but the idea is great
>>581299891Who is this?
>>581299694YESYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES>>581299891>gutsConfirmed non-meta
>JP raiding hoursWho do we blame?
>>581300025Rose Kingdom.The fraud whose only G1 win was stolen from Buena.
>>581300128Never heard of her. What gen?
UGA BUGA JP UMA
hey JP fagshow does it feel to do 2 CM in a month?nice isn't it?
>>581300128he actually won asahi hai futurity
>>581300214Yes because jp isn't sweaty, it's comfy and fun
did you larp as me when I was away?!you can't be meyou will never be meI'm meI won't smooch you eithergo away
>>581300128>only G1 win was stolen from Buena.So. Fucking. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED!
>>581300214It gives me an excuse to try even less during the Mile CM. I'm still not going to win either.
>no kissies
>>581300318just a peck, c'mon
>>581300128
>>5813001692010
slowly realising building A+ for open league is counterintuitive since it makes it harder for you to make great umas that don't care about ratingyou end up wasting TP that could be making a good parent
>>5813002143 cm in a month for me
>>581300720Dober is cute when people aren't meming her about men.
>>581300806
a gold rec equates to how much stamina?
gonna bake 3 children into dober
>>581300965about tree fiddy
>>581299508Man i really love boy umas
bread?
I wish things nudged so that Machine Party is on the pakatube list of permissable games. I'd love to hear screaming from both the eviseration and betrayal
>>581300623I hope this horse hits it huge and gets added and they make her daitaku helios' friend
>>581299190>ancestors>pocket>dia>flower>tama(big maybe)>stego 0LB?? >teio>digital>no mention of rudolf witis this nigger retarded? where do you fit the uma pulls in this shit whaleniggers are not human
>>581301181>>581301324
>>581301232>Uma pullsPeople pull for umas in this game?
>Christmas Vodka>Brian Blaze>NY Dia>Daichi Ruby>Sakura Laurel2 of them will not make it, I'm not sure who...
>>581301530if you're following meta, you can skip Vodka and Ruby.
>>581300416I only kiss FineMo posters
