Widely regarded best TW edition>Total War: SHOGUN 2 - Complete Edition - Announce Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC72MSW09qI >Total War: ROME II - The PANTHEON Updates - MARS First Beta:https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/108-total-war-rome-ii-the-pantheon-updates-mars-first-beta>Total War: WARHAMMER III - Lords of the End Times - DLC Overviewhttps://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/102-total-war-warhammer-iii-lords-of-the-end-times-dlc-overview>Total War: Warhammer III - Lords of The End Times - Free-LC | Neferatahttps://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/103-total-war-warhammer-iii-lords-of-the-end-times-free-lc-neferata>Latest Fantasy NewsTWW3 - Patch 8.1 Release Notes: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/101-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-8-1-release-notes>Latest 40K newsTotal War: WARHAMMER 40,000 - Alpha Strike Livestream: Gamescom Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8egEUt4QcoPC Gaming Show showcase: https://youtu.be/aXW6GFxYxsQ?si=4ZnN5WrT6dBsVlM7 Total War Warhammer 40,000 FAQ: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4199910/view/655966683127611597>Latest Historical NewsTotal War: SHOGUN 2 – Complete Edition FAQs: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/109-%E2%80%8Btotal-war-shogun-2-%E2%80%93-complete-edition-faqsRome II - Pantheon Update livestream: MARS Beta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JQ4tvSWlQ Recap & What's Next: https://www.totalwar.com/news/total-war-medieval-iii-recap-whats-nextBuilding Medieval 3: https://www.youtube.com/live/l5AItoj1YRE>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialGoG: https://www.gog.com/en/games?query=total%20warPrevious Thread: >>581204861
why doesn't bretonnia have any single entity monster units
>>581333207Leon Leonceour?
does anyone know how this mod.io thing will work? Will there be updates to mods while the game is closed like workshop? Will the old mod manager work just fine? Will I need crapware on my PC to get the mods? it sounds like it'll be a straight downgrade from workshop to me
Thanquol soon, friends!
anyone just close their eyes and imagine their perfect total war game and cry
>>581333261It is a downgrade... hard downgrade... but might be a way for console parity mods idk
>>581333323grim
>>581333416Gra-I'm not doing that anymore
>>581333261>Will there be updates to mods while the game is closed like workshop?it would be good if this wasn't the case
>>581333162>Total War: SHOGUN 2 - Complete EditionWill I get this for free, if I have bought all of the DLC for the game? Back then I really didn't know any better, but I want something for it!
>>58133370275% off for the first month after release
>>581333702NoYou just get a 75% off discount for a limited time (10usd)
>>581333726>>58133376575% off from what? Why is there no price on steam? What is that?And can I still play multiplayer, if I don't buy it? Can I play multiplayer with complete edition owners?
>>581333987its all in the faq bruh https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/109-%E2%80%8Btotal-war-shogun-2-%E2%80%93-complete-edition-faqsExisting owners of Total War: SHOGUN 2 will receive legacy DLC from the original game at no additional cost and will be eligible for a time-limited 75% loyalty discount when upgrading to Complete Edition, making this the ideal opportunity to return to the battlefields of Japan.The discount will be available from launch on 13th October, 16:00 BST / 08:00 PDT / 23:00 CST / 00:00 JST +1 The discount will end on 12th November, 16:00 GMT / 08:00 PST / 00:00 CST +1 / 01:00 JST +1.It will be priced at £34.99 / €39.99 / $39.99.and all base shogun 2 owners just got all the dlc + fots for free tooi tried to refund my 2 euro on sale dlc purhcase from a month ago and steam denied me
>>581333207NOO REDDIT STOP NOOOOO
>>581333987>>581334048also there is no way u can play mp with complete edition lmao, it's 64bit and the map is changed
>>581333987>Can I play multiplayer with complete edition owners?I assume no because they're retiring the old Shogun 2 game and calling it the legacy version
actually I've never played a warhammer gameI've never even played a total war gameI just accidentally clicked on this general one day
>>581334254so you're just hanging out here?
>>581334591with my friends on /twg/, yes
>>581333560thats not you
>>581334254>>581334858WOOOOOOOO LETS GOOO!!!!!!
>>581334858what games do u play
>>581334858Where do you stand on history vs fantasy?
Making Shogun 2 75% off for a single month is extraordinarily gay. It should be 75% off for Shogun 2 owners forever.
I'm trying to get some friends into TWW3, will the new stuff like dvestation still effect the game in co-op if they only buy base game W3? I doubt I'll be able to persuade them to dip into a DLC already?
>>581335202small family company
>>581335202it should unironically be free for previous owners
>>581331718 >You hate wh3 and CA so you go to play.. Bannerlord dev'd by the Döner Boys... >This is either good bait or you are dumber than me and I have autism. well my self proclaimed retarded friend, that just shows you how bad CA is doesn't it?
Fuck Khorne in the ass with Saurus cocks
>>581335202That's why you should not buy it. If you reward their poor behavior it will get worse.
>>581335202Dawn of War's only 30% off but they got beaten into making it permanent IIRC
>>581324096>>581335380nigga you have 3600 hours in the gameyou've exhausted almost all the content, you're probably burned out idk how you can play that much and think a siege change will make the game fun againi have like 400 and i feel like I've already experienced much of what WH3 has to offer, played in every part of the map, tried every race that's cool, swapping to some more TW games or mods then back to wh3 to alleviate that
>>581335371>>581335431CA know it's not worth $40 so they're hoping people will rush to get the 75% discount. People who have never played Shogun 2 like me are not the target audience until they eventually put it on sale.
>>581335575also I think the TW community is some of the most bitchy and entitled and whiney complain-y communities out there, well, at least the history side, fantasy side less so, but even then, trust me CA are treated with more community pressure than the average live service dev in gaming these days, it changes nothing, they don't know how to solve sieges
>>581335202yeah fuck em, gonna pirate it. doesn't even have steam workshop support so no point in buying it.
>Shogun 2 will no longer be purchasable by the 28th September>look on steam page>can't buy it
>>581335575>>581335673> you're just bitter > You're just a complainer> you are burnt out and played it too much>You're part of a toxic community ok lads is that seriously the best you can do?
Döner: EquippedTotal War: BootedBeer can: CrackedIt's Ogre vidya time.>>581335380Sorry, anon. I can't hear your pathetic whining over my eating noises. I've got some Ogre contracts to fulfill and Meat to collect.
>>581336037i am neither a CA shill nor voloundite, just telling you how it is, the community is already vocal, CA knows the issues, they simply can't solve them, what can u do? rumored siege rework will drop eventually i guess
>>581336098you bought a Doner at least. That's actually funny
>>581336098nigga get a garbage bag and collect all those cans jesus asmongold ass nigga
>>581336182is rly yummy
>>581336098cans.wav
>>581336136>CA knows the issues, they simply can't solve them, what can u do? These are not insurmountable problems so I just expect them to pull their finger out and fix it. Deliver on the promises they made years ago at the launch of TWW3. Genuinely not asking for much after spending hundreds and hundreds of pounds on this series.
>>581336235Shut up, BITCHI'm larping as Ogre today. I NEED MY MEATFOR THE GREAT MAW
>>581336098are we your only friends?
>>581336454canmaxxing myself a little bit but i always collect em when its like 4+ whenever i drink more than 3 beers i get rly bad headaches late in the night tho 3 max in a day for me
>>581336098M-Muh insulin spikes!
>>581333702Why would you need to buy the Complete Edition when you already have a complete collection?
>>581336686nta but I am prepared to pay 10$ just for alt drag in shogun 2 recently tried to go back to it and its so hard to play this series without alt dragspecially now that even rome 1 and med2 have them thanks to m2expls no gamebreaking bugs on shogun 2 complete launch
>>581336098FUCKING BASED!!!!!!!
ikko my ikki
Ogre bros.. my gut is filled. Time for de ale.>>581336594No but I am very very mentally ill. >>581336676You are still a Gnoblar rank. To achieve True Ogre Tyrant, you'll have to down 8 a day minimum. Grow that GUT!
>>581337217We need to talk about your drinking problem anon...
>>581337449Not now.. need to.. invade lustria..
>>581333207Free faction
>>581337217food + lots of beer will put your ass in a food coma and you will awaken at 2 am
>>581335371tbf I don't think so. If they put in man-hours and personnel in order to accomplish this, 10 Dollars is fucking nothing
>>581337732as a true nurgleite fatass should
>>581335280>Will the new stuff beYeah since it's a new faction mechanic, all the updated shit is free, DLC exclusive stuff is usually units or faction specific mechanics.
I don't care for vanguard deployment
>>581337845Neat!>>581337898huh? It's amazing though. I love deploying right into the enemy's face and just rushing them down.
>>581335673I wanna take a look at the biggest bunch of crybaby pussies in the universe, then just go take one look at Volound or whatever that faggot is called sub-reddit, I swear I have never seen such a miserable bunch of people
>>581335392canonically no cocks btw>>581337527Lust-ria... now it makes sense.
>>581337959whenever I feel like some comedy I just boot up volound's reddit profile and laugh at the replies slavyansky guy is himunfortunately this faggot is a fellow stalkerfag.... sad...
>>581337732*3amCause that's when I get up to work.>>581338021I don't quite get it but I've got endless lust!
>>581338072lmao, I honestly didn't think my opinion of that guy could sink any lower, but now he's also simping for Putin? Holy shit what a faggot
>>581338207he's a rly severely mentally ill poltard type creature i guess
>>581338207He's done so for a long time thoHe's generally anti-west tankie third worldistAlso a veganAlso a reddit atheistAlso a cryptofag
>>581338278I used to browse that shithole myself when I was younger, but I still can't wrap my head around fully matured people making that place their whole identity, It's one thing just being a edgy teen, but that level of retardation is a choice. How he ever got a following is beyond me
>>581338523>veganunforgivableget him ogrebros
>>581338278>poltardHe's far left. Unironically a tankie./pol/tards will just praise him cause he hates Israel and Jews and then they'll ignore all of his other views.
>>581338523Does anyone have that old screencap from when he hosted a Warhammer total war tournament? If I recall he made like a million retarded rules
>>581338646by poltard i mean obsessed with online tribal politics to the point that he makes it his whole shticktankies can be poltards too
>the fire of your rage is but a candle flame to what I will bring to bear
>>581338072How does one manage to write himself into rage so easily?
>>581338959What's he mad about?
>>581339383>a millennia of carnage without end
>>581339383being great value red archeon
>>581338207It's a thing that retards do when they learn about western propaganda. They think:>wait a sec, the media lied to me about the war? That means the Russians are telling the truth! He simply does not understand there is lies and propaganda on both sides.
>skill trees still the same for lords recruited by nagashlazy ass fucking faggots
>>581335128History is just another fantasy to meAnd fantasy is about to become history
>>581340708>And fantasy is about to become history
Foolhardy or brave (for a rat).
>>581340287mods will fix it
I like empire.
>>581341105No you don't
>>581341105we all dothey're the protagonist
>SETTRA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR>even talking like it's WWE prematch banter
>>581340948CA is such a worthless nigger company. If Snikch is sent to kill, he succeeds. He can kill anyone and nobody would ever notice.Thanks for ruining Snikch, worthless faggot company.
>Arkhan and Mannfred are the only mortarchs in the final battle's cutscenesConfirmed Nagash's strongest soldiers. Who are the first and last line of defense? Not Dieter and Krell, clearly.
>>581341413that's an awesome line
I accept your concessions
>>581342058How can you kill something that's undead?Fucking moron, absolute retard, I hope you drown in a vat of boiling shit. Fucking worthless idiot.
>10 hours in factorioTCA, I AM NOT YOUR AUTIST ANYMORE!NOT!
>>581344531I wish I was good at this game and rimworld../.
you gone learn todayyou gone what real minmaxing autism looks like today
Kinda wanna do a Napoleonic warfare larp so all gunpowder infantry + artillery + cav so no melee front but I also don't want to do the hero spam mosh pit cheese, any tips?I guess Kislev would be the best because they're hybrid
EVERYTHING I LIKE IS BEING DELAYED
>>581344213didnt readthats not you
>>581342831>A brainwashed simp and a deepwater jewNagash is really settling for some slim pickings eh
>>581346158what they did delay
GuysI miss 40k newsI want end times to release already
>>581343438What makes warhammer warhammer is everyone hamming it up. 40k need not apply.
>>581338646>he hates Israel and JewsHe's gone up in my estimation.
>>581340948Skaven are most brave-loyal allies of order, yes-yes.
ngl the 2nd option made me kek
>>581333207>why doesn't bretonnia have any single entity monster unitsWhat kinds of SEMs could they get?
>>581349052a really big peasant
>>581349431>peasant>ate two meals this week
6 gays6 days6 saysto release
>>581345514Why not just play Napoleon then?
>>581349927If you want someone to play, try factions that have noting to do with the new dlc at all>high elves>dark elves>vampire coastAre all too far away to have any connection to it and likely won't even fight a dlc affected race.
did i trigger a bot or something?
THE BEACONS ARE LITCA CALLS FOR AID
>>581351031Isn't the requirement for the CA partner program super low too?
>>581351031imagine selling your soul to play total war games in advance haha, who the fuck can live from this
>shogun 2 is off the steam page Holy shit they’re actually trying to force you to buy the expensive version
>>581351094Some people mentioned here they give their shit to literal whos now. I don't watch streamerfags so I dunno. But if what they say is true you could probably make a channel today, shit out a few videos by the end of week and get in no problem.
So when medieval 3 comes out are they gonna lump everyone together into one culture again or will they actually do smaller playable kingdoms and principalities?
>>581349052https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3509420334
>>581351471I will probably create a channel for 40kI will try to get into the program if I get to 1000 views
>>581352259Do it and leak shit here.
>>581348924Option 3 always works because goyim have limited memory
>>581333207They didn't have any in tabletop.
is this normal rebellion?!?!?!?
>>581353723kys coomer
>>581353723pretty sure a region with a military building has a "better" rebellion, also yeah die you dopamine receptors-fried cunt
>>581353723
>>581353723lore accurate n canon katarin vs the non-cnaon censored release in the game based immersive anon
Its literally just a reskin that makes her not uglyhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3704422029
>>581351031get in here NOW fags
>>581351031>histoïds will have to watch the troon vtubers
>>581354221kekyeah that'll work I think
Confederating other HEs as Aislinn is so bad wtfYou literally have to disband everything and your puppet faction builds fuck all armies.
>>581351457it was a "Honest wink-wink* mistake. Also, they got rid of Denuvo in Three Kingdoms and Pharaoh today.
would this be more to xer standards?
>>581354921love that one katarin has her hair out in all her art n shi giving her a hijab was 100% an intentional choice
people downvoted him because he told the truth
>>581355386mmmmuh witcher remaster MUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAit's a downgrade + they're releasing new paid DLC after it
people upvoted him because he defended the billion dollar company
>>581354221When are they going to release more info?
Unless they fix the endless ashigaru stacks and give you a reason to actually recruit other units I aint buying it.
>>581355619CA is only worth a few million
>>581354913denuvo straight up not having a good time right nowhttps://www.techpowerup.com/352762/denuvo-files-lawsuit-against-anonymous-game-cracker-voices38
>>581356039rumor has it that guy uses AI code to crack denuvo
>>581355386S2 was still 30 dollars without discounts, you're just being forced to buy the DLC, and FotS was already 30 dollars by itself, no one cares about Total War so they'll be forced to discount it sooner than their other gamesthe only problem is that the 75% discount lasts for one month
>>581351668DLC only :)
>>581356191I find that perfectly believable since apparently cracking denuvo is tedious as fuck, so perfect job for slave ai to take care of.
>>581356039Honestly I don't really know if this actually a good thing. In short term, sure. But in the long term, Denuvo might get even worse. I hope they go under before that happens. Maybe they already replaced all their coders with indians and women.
>>581356336Bro if you own base S2 you get every DLC for free right now.
>>581356749and the complete edition's only going to be $40 for people who don't already have S2once again the only real problem is that the discount lasts for one month
I played Shogun 2 last summer and man producing any other units than Ashigaru is such a pain
>>581355220They did the same to elspeth where she has a detached coif that they turned into a full hijab they just think they're too good to model hair.
>>581336098Why do you have the Assmold setup?
>>581355386CA bends over backwards to please histoids and all they ever do is complain, make hour long videos seething about warhammer, and then refuse to buy anything no wonder the Creative Assembly pivoted almost exclusively to WarhammerI would too just so I wouldn't have to deal with the permanently hostile and opinionated group of retards who call themselves the "historical Total War fans"(haven't played Total War since Shogun 2 15 years ago)
Manny book shit. Translated from German but whatever.
>>581355619I!!!>LE EKIN ASSASSINO CINEMATIKINO !
>>581358313
>>581358423Me when the assassino cinematikino
>>581358329>poison farter
>>581358313ThisHistoryfags dont buy dlc, dont support the company blindly and are extra sensitive to shit like wrong sandals in the modelWarhammer fags are compliant, submissive and have a very low barCA should have just dropped history altogether, 40k will pay for med3 development and med3 will never pay itself
>Teclis and Gelt victory conditions problems not fixed for release but SOON
>>581358329The only one worth noting is Arkhan's since it's the only one that will always be located in the same spot every time. And it's fine. Dunno if terror will even be worth that much when so much shit down south is immune to psychology or close to it.
Are Middenheim centric units also in tabletop? Maybe that's why they're delaying TT Empire model updates?
timed discount is such a scumbag move, I can't wait to pirate and seed that shit
>>581359734based
>>581359501Teutogen guard and priests of Ulric are in TOW, though their models are pretty old. Knights of the White Wolf have rules but need to be kitbashed I think.
c'mon, volound. cough up those disability bucks and buy the same game again to fund my wh3 dlc
>>581336098>that setupAre you the fat fuck who posts in GDQ threads?
Thanquol begins the campaign on foot.
>>581360936who doesn't?
>>581358313>don't do this and just suck off CA>all their games just get worse including WarhammerCA are a dog that needs to be brutally beaten with a stick to keep them honest
Remember to signhttps://www.change.org/p/make-total-war-shogun-2-complete-edition-free-for-existing-owners?recruiter=38863644&recruited_by_id=c249c750-433a-0130-b0cd-3c764e049c4f&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=petition_dashboard&utm_medium=copylink&share_id=BVCsMngLGb
>still a week to agoWhat do I play now
>>581361587Skyrim
>>581336098>>581336454>Not having an eichbaum with your doner
>>581362104nta but was thinking of playing that enderal standalone free modpeople say its much better than skyrim evenas good as oblivion/morrowind even some saybut im not in the mood for action rpgs, personally playing RTS rn, starcraft 1 campaign
>>581361587that better be a boy
>>581362516Just play mark of chaos.
>>581360972>outing itself as a churl
>>581360972So many of the lords are more soulful on foot, I hate mounts.
I love this dude. Update his monster pens CA.
>>581360972Helman GhrostAlberic de BordeleauxRepanse de LyonesseLouen LeoncoeurImrik of Caledor
>>581362794don't wanna overdose on warhammer
>>581361587>>still a week to agoplay with your bussy
>>581362775Fucking foids are always pretending to be femboys these days so probably not
>Steam Atilla update>Steam ROME II update
>>581363945macCHADS
>>581363001Tamurkhan on his gay toad is criminal aura loss
>>581364000Epic game store chads.
>>581363827Wish i could find girls like that.
>>581364000Does... does this meant that...Wait, hold on, I can hear four horsemen approaching my home.
>>581363285Imrik and Bretonnians make sense, they're cooler that way. Most mounts are kind of cringe though
>I sure hope CA restores all their older historical titles!>the monkeys paw furls
mods status ?
>>581365621Isn't the Shogun 2 mod controversy thing just overruled by just manually installing mods via ModDB?
>>581361587fire emblem
wtf does Teclis do about the fucking bird, it's all red?
>>581363001Zhatan is godly on foot, needs to be with his bros in the front line
Conditioning myself to feel sexual pleasure when N'kari absorbs the soul of an elf character
is there a more useless buff than "+X diplomacy with other Khorne factions"?
>>581366172???His arcane phoenix mount ?
>>581360972
>>581368358I mean I don't want to live in that shit
>>581364000The air is filled with smoke and blood...
most reddit race?
>>581368932Empire
>>581361543Sega was charging for a translation patch for Yakuza Kiwami.It is unlikely that they will greenlight free upgrade to a new edition of the game.
>>581368932Skaven
>>581369153>Sega was charging for a translation patch for Yakuza Kiwami.What?!
Is Charlemagne any fun?
>>581368932empire
>>581363001WAY cooler animations too.I always take Ulrika off her horse
>>581368932chaos and its not even closethey often deflect by saying empire because they're insecure little babies
>>581369237https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/834530/view/617686086294962319?l=englishyou can see that Kiwami 2 is free so it's really greedy for some absurd reason
>>581368932All of them.Reddit gameIt's Skaven
>>581369514I don't think we or reddit like chaos
>>581369237
DAWIAWI
>>581355220>>581357540As expected from the Islamic Republic of Bongistan
>>581368932white people
>>581369832T'IS A GREAT DAY
[ONE OF 50 NEW PLAYABLE CLANS] lands has always provided for our people...
all living races are reddit and cringeand now, after this dlcyou can add arkhan, nagash and MAYBE the other 3 kangz to the list
>>581368932Thanquolfag post on reddit so there's your answer.
>>581370031>MAYBE the other 3 kangzWhat are you talking about. Settra is the most reddit thing in the setting.
>>581354921cute!
sorryi forgot*you can add VCOUNTS, arkhan, nagash and MAYBE the other 3 kangz to the listvcounts might outreddit dwarfs now
>>581368932High and Dark Elves
>>581370039I don't, friend.
>reddit is about le meymey that appears in the trailer and not about gameplayok faggot
Explain to me with exact words and definitions what makes something "reddit".
>>581370896Well it's when something is cringe instead of based
you liking it
/twg/?Total whiny gays
>>581371037Oh so Luthor Harkon is Reddit
>>581370896it's popular and upbeat so I don't like it
>>581368932Dwarfs
epic epic based based
>>581371220Take that back.
>>581371245
>>581370896
>>581368932Emp and Skaven.
EmpireBVLLs living rentfree inside the heads of LOSERS here."dab"
>>581370896Extreme lack of brevity yet forced attempts at wit
>>581335202It's literally just start pos unlocker and modern UI/drag+move. JP/CN voiceover is redundant if they don't have the over the top voices of the original english one. And units spoke in Japanese anyway.
Beastmen are so comfy.
>>581369990How the fuck they gonna get 50 clans in this bitch?
>>581365234What does the Monkey's paw bring about here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0iQXQySRb0&t=2922
>>581368932I like to think Skaven is at once both the least and most reddit race.
>>581373018never ever
>>581370896If Reddit doesn't consider the faction "problematic,", it's a Reddit faction.
>>581373018>covered all new VCs in three days across three videos that are up to an hour long eachGit gud pear manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JkMmVB8CZM
>>581370896People overuse it like any slur, but to me peak reddit behavior is being an oversocialized shit who is hyper conscious of what others think, being self-righteously progressive/whiny, it's driving any joke into the ground, and this is more twitterati but adjacent to reddit and it's thinking sassy smarmy clapback quips are a witty way to interact. There is no 'reddit race' but there are reddit fandoms and they exist for the empire and skaven. Probably others but those two at a minimum.
>>581373018Marienburg is confirmed to be in a future DLC, the leaked dialogue confirms thisSouthern Realms are never ever
>>581368932
I hate CA but I also hate Volound.
For consistency's sake the Fay Enchantress' Mist of the Lady ability should be listed among her lord effects in character selection.
>>581338021>canonically no cocks btwThere's no such thing as "canon" in Warhammer.Big twin Saurus cocks are legit
>>581368932Skaven based off normie interactions.
>>581370896memefaggotryquipping ruining atmospherepolitical correctnessNot being able to take anything seriouslyLicking corporate boots
>>581375410Grim...
>>58137541040keksisters....
>>581375514Grave, even!
>>581375789Stark, perhaps
>>581373476not Sotek leaking next DLC = not watching
its up
>>581376723I won't stand for this and neither will Volund
>>581376723My fuarking hero
>>581358313histsoys don't actually want to play total war they want to complain about total war and then look back at older total wars with rose tinted glassesit's why they're already seething about Shogun 2 see >>581376723 , histoids will pretend Shogun 2 was this perfect game and that it wasn't a mess when it came out where most of the times the armies would all be wearing white instead of their clan colours, destroying walls launched the soldiers inside the castle into the stratosphere and the pathing was so poor you routinely had armies marching out of castles single file to their deaths, so when inevitably the remaster is as janky as the original they'll blame CA for ruining the "perfect total war"
>>581376723Hatebait youtube is so boring.
History WARPED this BITCH>>581377451
>>581376723this dude refuses to edit as he loves the sound of his own voice and farts, he literally clicks record and ends in the same take
i like what i like and don't like what i don't like
Yin-Yin my beloved...
kislev is seriously not a fun faciton to play at all
>haha just march your agents all the way across the map to Wei-Jin
>>581376723my least favorite part of listening this ape is his annoying fucking onions schoolgirl giggleif this guy ever got a gf (never happened nor will happen) I'd volunteer to fuck her in front of him
>>581376723Histchad coming up with another great opinion piece
why do people need some talking head rando on YouTube.com Broadcast Yourself in order to have an opinion on vido jame.
>>581378559because they get content access earlier?
>>581378126Uh, yeah? It's not that difficult and gaining line of sight is fun.
>why don't you play the not yet released DLC ?
>>581370896>very safe>pseudo intellectual (rick and morty)>atheism HECK YEAH
>>581378126I fail to see the problem. For a long victory that's nothing.
>>581376723do people really still listen to this spastic retard? lmao
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST... NOOOO
>>581379949based ELTHARION THE GRIM
>>581379949He and Nagash can be roomies.
>>581379949Time to bring out the bad dragon dildos
>>581379949More like Skarbrand the Captured!
>>581379949can you capture archaon to beat the endgame crisis
>>581376723Legend needs to come back to break his spine again
NOW ogres are fun
>>581380956Are you just stuck in an eternal war with Grimgor? (Kino)
>>581379949Put them together and make them kiss!
>>581380956>>581381237yeah i struggled a lot yday but it wasn't so bad, just barely beat his first big waagh army then i turtled until i had two 20stacks and i just beat grimgor's stack by flooding him with bullshe's pretty weak now, being raped by beastmen and begging for peacethis is hard difficulty tho not VH
>>581381359i love these cannon ogres so much, holy shitthey're one of my fav units in the game mby even tho this is my first time playing ogres just fun seeing them go boom boom
>>581381297>Put them together and make them kiss!
>>581381297Skarbrand has a girlfriend already.
>>581380689No as you need to be able to damage a lord in order to capture them so you can't just immediately bumrush Archaon the moment his endgame crisis pops up
>>581381602some undercity randomly razed 2 of my settlementsor whatever it wassome eventi don't read notificationsnow I have to deal with 100 corruptionfuck
>>581381867>Slaanesh daemon>"Girl"
how are u supposed to go after these bountiesyeah lemme just stroll my army through 10 factions in 15 turns of travel to go kill this one thing then walk back?
>>581382698>how are u supposed to go after these bounties99.9% of the time you're not. You're either going to spend every turn rerolling the three missions hoping you'll get an actually doable one out of them or you'll just give up on that aspect entirely because its not worth the effort.
>>581382229wtf i just got expelled from that settlement againno rebels or anything dafuq is going onleave me alone chaos shit
>>581383135You have a chaos special location that razes your settlements randomlyRead the text lol
>>581382067>>581380689What if I put both Nagash and Archaon in jail before the ET events pop ?
>>581383250ah fuck rightpieces of shit
>>581383135
>>581383258I miss geabull ;_;
god packing up ogre camps and moving these things is a hassle, wish they could creep just a little bit every turn
>>5813832582 archaon
>>581333560YOU ARE NOT *HIM*
>>581384810https://youtu.be/5FNHSiPFtvA?t=29
fuck off ghorst im coming for you(inb4 backstabbed by chorfs in the north lol)
>>581385407actually I made peace with grimgor when he was about to get wiped out by the chorfsbut now he's fully backlooks like we'll have a rematch eventually lmao
>>581378126Isn’t it about as far as Marienburg from the Silver Pinnacle?
>>581381867isn't that the KoS who specializes in killing Bloodthirsters?
>>581383258Can't do that as the faction the lord belongs to will vanish prior to the endgame crisis starting
>>581379949Question, in TW at the campaign start (given their starting lands, not fully leveled, starting armies, etc.) who would be the most powerful lord in the game lorewise?
new cat species discovered before medieval 3
kek
If I did one last campaign. I suppose... skarbrand so I can corrupt the empire with blood?
>*recruits 50 billion lords in every campaign*is there anyone actually worth watching or are we to be drowned in poor legendoftotal impersonators...
>>581386323no?
>>581386652>muh new speciesoh yeah this animal in this country that neighbours another country with a basically identical animal is actually a completely different species ok sure they can interbreed and create fertile offspring but we're gonna call them different species anyway for no reason also there's only one human race and all these dinosaurs whose bones look somewhat similar were the same species despite living hundreds of thousands or even millions of years apart and on different sides of a continent
>>581387000It could be my time to shine... Do you like skaven?
belchers my beloved wonder how many i can get away with in an armyfor ogres, they're absolutely horrible in meleemaybe 6
>>581386652I love cats :3
>>581387098I wish we did have other human species. How cool would it be to have Neanderthal friends? Races are boring.
>>581387328we did, they were all genocided in prehistoric wars, as would have happened if they somehow made it to our era
>>581386652>>581387250Can you fuck it?
If I captured bashiva, stripped it and put it into a cageHow long would it take for it to purrr when I pet it
>>581387250I don't. Cats are egotistic assholes of the highest order.
>>581387413Our ancestors were wrong to genocide the felinids.
>>581387250
>>581384056Three more years of prison to go.
>>581387328>>581387328>How cool would it be to have Neanderthal friends?You already have Norscans and Dwarfs in the game. You already got what you want
>>581387662>>581387250based catbros
>>581387731Stegadons will never look that cool
>>581386652All hail Bhashiva!
why would I play norsca, bootleg chaos
>>581388129vikings or something
>>581388129Norsca feels more marauders + beastbros compared to woc.
>>581388129It has Throgg, and Throgg is your favorite.
Wait do they not do this shit anymore without the mod?https://youtu.be/K7ojxgN5ywc
does the great maw ever actually do anythingor does it just kinda chill there like flora and is just fed shit does it actively work on influencing the ogre bros with some psychic shi or magic?
>>581388480The maw and cathay dragons actually fucked ogres over from being a cool civilized race.
I understand why order lost the end times if all they had to defend themselves was fucking teutogen guards
>>581388129I bought Sayl a month or so ago and gave up his campaign after like 10 turns. Norscans exist to be goyslaves for real factions, I don't understand how anyone could enjoy them
>>581388610They had teutogen guards, zombies and black orcs
NORSCANBVLLS mindbreaking more anons, as is tradition.
>>581388129https://youtu.be/K7ZqZVunCb4?t=260
>>581388129They have mammoths
>>581388848Not my norsca jam.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlzLplEogrs
>>581388606the dragons would rather cathay border a bunch of stupid raider cannibals than a fellow civilized race? are they stupid?
>>581387250>irrelevant time wasting statement
>>581389432If they didn't eat eachother they would cause mass extinctions.
>get bounty from western provinces>I am not allowed entry through their land to do it this system is so fuckin stupid and half baked manu should be able to designated a stack as a "merc stack" and it just has special privileges
Quick buy Napoleon before the inevitable Napoleon remastered because there sure as hell won't be a Napoleon 2.
>>581390076Why would Grimgor ask someone else to fight a character for him?
OMG I FUCKING HATE WARHAMMER, STOP TALKING ABOUT ITTALK ABOUT SHOGUN 2 REMASTERED !!
>>581390379
>>581390580imagine the smell
CA needs to stop working on WH3 DLC and remasters and focus on TW40K. Its the only game people care about.
>tfw you do one little defensive/military alliance just to get some cash, and you get dragged into 20 different wars.
>>58139069040k has 200 people working on it the TWW3 dev team is only 10 people. That's why everything is so low effort now and why new LLs have decade old animations.
>>581391974>tfw the chud who paid you to be his friend is now paying you to fight a war you aren't going to lift one single finger to assist with
time to try this out
>>581392326It depends. Sometimes yeah, but sometimes it's someone nearby I wasn't ready to fight yet because I was in another war. Or that "far away" faction may send their finest ball washers to kick my cities in for fun.
>>581391980On the other hand the main team gave us launch everything, so they aren't all that. Even if the models were pretty.
>>581392473gotta say unit banners look a bit cleaner in this game than wh3
Total War: The wizard and the dragon
>>581392661The guys that made TW3 are the Med3 devs now lmao. The team that made TW2 is the one making 40k.
>>581393270Damn, I was looking forward to med 3.
>>581387068They should put Boris (Kislev) in the top left corner of the map (there is literally a "Bear Isle") and put Ostankya at his current position.
>>581393926It's funny how in the lore Naggaroth is completely poisoned by dark magic and uninhabitable but in the game is full of humans.
>>581393926>this is how america looks to the brits
>>581393926So where's Warhammer Illinois?
One of those is going to be the second playable Space Marines Chapter btw:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dhwqtqkc/space-marines-detachments-salamanders-raven-guard-and-more/
>>581394615Literally no other chapters than Ultramarines, Blood Angels, Dark Angels and Space Wolves is played by anyone.
>>581358313>>581377451Laugh all you want, this will be all the fantasois once you get displaced by 40keks. I hope you like RTSes
>>581394205>full of humans.?There is no human faction living in Naggaroth in the game. You mean the Norsca and WoC faction above it in the Chaoswaste ?
>>581394251>america Naggaroth is not-Canada
>>581333162What new playable factions?
>>581387665What happened?
>>581395502not who you're replying to but since we're talking about korea, porn is outright illegal, so probably that
>>581395653That's gay. Imprison another one of their presidents for crimes against the nation.
>>581395885the crime of making porn illegal
>>581395451Clan Pestilens
Who you playing first after the DLC drops? For me its pic-related so I can CLAP Nagash.
>Drakenhof Templars only have lances>no swords, axes, flails, maces or anythingWhyyyyy?
>>581333162>40k Beta Registration has closed>Still no betaDid CA forgor to invite us?
>>581396560Only influencers get invited
You are cordially invited to pay 49.99.
>>581396528Nagash so I can CLAP Repanse.
>>581396528Repanse doesn't know what sex is
>>581394960The Hung tribe do live in the north of Nagarroth, though, who are another of the human chaos-worshipping tribes of the Warhammer world.They are also the tribes that Morathi corralled into doing her bidding by giving them "orgies".That being said, I wish that all the Barbarian tribes that worship Chaos got their own thematic visual and identity instead of default Marauder Chaosfags, but that is too much for a family-business indie company.
Total War Warhammer Age of Sigmar
>>581396943I'm going to need a source on that imperial cultists art.
Total War: World War 2 when?
>>581394760Yeah that's the point, big Chapters as DLC, small Chapters as base content or/and FLC.
>>581397043How the fuck would you even implement it?Age of Smegma is a complete diarrhea mess where there is no landmass because gaywokeslop wanted to create their own version of Norse Mythology of le realms. People just appear out of nowhere and fight, because one of the losers who runs the company couldn't imagine Lizardmen fighting Sylvania in Warhammer Fantasy, or at least that was his excuse for what AoS is the way it is.
>>581397043We should all play realms of ruin until the dlc.
>>581395502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQM-h3M4BZc
>>581396660i-im influential!
>>581396943>all the Barbarian tribes that worship Chaos got their own thematic visual and identity instead of default Marauder ChaosfagsWhile that would be nice, I think Total War is a little too high level for that level of granularity. Or at the very least that level of granularity would have to come after pretty much everything else is in the game. Same thing for differentiating the provinces and armies of the Empire. It would be cool for there to be a noticeable difference between a Reikland army and a Stirland army, but it's too granular at the world-wide level.
>>581397427>e Lizardmen fighting Sylvania in Warhammer Fantasy,Can you imagine grateful empire peasants putting flowers on cute skink warriors.
>>581396943>That being said, I wish that all the Barbarian tribes that worship Chaos got their own thematic visual and identity instead of default Marauder Chaosfags, but that is too much for a family-business indie company.Unironically age of sigmar did exactly this with Warcry and it had some kino designs, >>581397043
>>581397337It would suck and you know it. Just play Men of War or something.
>>581397337>>581397620if 40k TW succeeds yeah we'll get ww2
>"Quits" the total war community.>Can't help but still talk about it.>"I'm totally not coming back guys!"He also couldn't resist talking about the credits thing. How long till he comes back?
>>581397427Plenty of landmasses anon, your info is like 9 years out of date
>>581397690But 40k is not WW2.
>>581397829its proof of concept for modern combat style combined arms with cover n supression that's basically ww2 if it does well they'll make some hist games on warcore and obvious choice is the most popular war of all
>>581397740>freewhy do unemployed niggas expect companies to put out shit for free?they're game devs not jannies
>>581397740Am I missing some context or something because why would they expect a remaster to be free? I'm not trying to be CA asslicker here but genuinely why would that even be the case?
>>581397921But it doesn't. It barely makes WW1 feasible. If anything WW1 was always a better idea because there is a larger variety of units and a more traditional combat system. Everyone was WW2 fatigue. The unit system in Total War is not dividable like WW2 battle strategy games usually are.
>>581398156>>581398028cause witcher 3 is doing it
>>581397690The bigger question is, will they do a reference to Gobbel's Total War Speech for the sake of a name drop?Probably not because nazis, but it would be cool.
>>581398191cause no one cares about the witcher lmaoooooooo
>>581398176>Everyone was WW2 fatiguethis hasn't been the case for like 10 yearsrn people have modern combat fatigueww2 is back in vogue
>>581398357>ww2 is back in vogueAnd it's given us slop like Enlisted.
>>581398420who? enlisted isn't even out is it still half bakedthere hasn't been a AAA ww2 game in a long while
>>581397571/twg/'s very own Mice has a mod that adds regional variats for high elf spearmen https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2868931518
>>581398339you think more people care about shogun 2 than the witcher?
>>581397740>He's still fighting the good fightI'll always have his back
>>581375410>Make it grimI almost spat out my drink
>>581397337>Legendary Lord George Patton>Campaign start location North Africa>-50 relations with British allies, -40 relations with Eisenhower, -100 relations with Soviet allies>Immunity to battle fatigue for all troops because he tells them to grow up>25% increased campaign movement range>Lore of Light armor caster>Massive leadership aura and leadership buffs for all units>perfect vigor for Sherman tanks
>>581398990witcher is dead since the netflix show and the woke reveal of 4 lolMeanwhile total war is stronger than ever
total war netflix show
>>581396943All of them living in the north behind the Watchtowers.
>>5814000104 reveal was fine, if was an early cum fail by the chuds, like with the odyssey movie which made billions and was great
>>581400421The Odyessy was fine it was just very very corporately casted. Very profit-gaurantee casted.
>>581400421>>581400421Based sister!!!That's why they instantly backtracked and made another expansion with geralt as the protag again
What would a ww2 total war be called anyways?>Total War: Cohort of Comrades
>>581397740God he wants to come back so bad doesn't he...That STRAWMAN vid must've gave him some feelings...
>>581400876Total War: Never Gonna Happen
>>581400876Total War: 1939 or 45 is an easy one
>>581400876Total War: World War II
>>581400010Everyone who played 3 understood that Ciri would be the protagonist of 4
>>581401305You're expecting chuds to actually play past media?
>>581401158like 40k right?
>>581399829https://youtu.be/i5v6hPr6L7U>We should have destroyed Germany, every man, woman, and child, twenty years ago!>ENOUGH! Poland is lost and and our Eastern Allies have failed us. Where was the last report of his whereabouts?>My spies in Wilhelmshaven tell me the Bismarck has sailed, we must expect an an Invasion of England!>*images of a massive German army landing in England's shores*>THIS IS NONSENSE! No fleet has sailed, the Royal Navy controls the North Sea!>He's not attacking, he's making allies! AT THIS VERY MOMENT he courts the Soviet Union, the Communists! The Red Army will push through Iran and the Middle East will be lost once more!>*images of Ribbentrop meeting Molotov and Stalin in Moscow*>RIDICULOUS! Turkey won't stand for it! Ankara would join the allies if the Soviets surrounded their nation.>I believe the attack will come from Central Europe itself. He intends to cross the Alps and invade from Italy, the French Mediterranean Fleet at Marseille will be captured and sweep up from the south.>*images of Germans and Italians taking over Switzerland*>That's wild speculation!>We should reduce taxation!>He will come not from the South nor the North Sea... Our agents in Westphalia report a build up of military forces near the Benelux border. He intends to bypass the Maginot and march his arm->THROUGH THE ARDENNES PERHAPS!?>He would lose half his vehicles from lack of fuel alone! The other half would get stuck in the rough terrain!>We must defend the Belgian border!>Do you expect the Dutch to capitulate when he arrives!?>I suppose he will bring with him AN ARMY OF PANZERS!?>HAHAHAHAHA>*footage of Rommel driving a panzer through the forest*>Members of Parliament! I dare say that would be quite a feat, even for the great Adolf Hitler!
They turned ciri into an uglified girl boss tho
>>581401305No? She was dead in my playthrough
Who gets Khorne mechanics in World War 2?Bloodletting...
>>581401737I was always told Canadians are exceptionally violent and merciless in warfare. My world war documentaries told me so. Can any Canadian bros confirm?
>>581401667she's finejust older
>>581402154if they weren't woke retards who hate attractive women they would've made her younger instead
never played witcher, yet more derivative edgy fantasyslop, how tritenow cyberpunk, that's some good shit
>>581402483nigga you play warhammer: fantasy games
>"Move it Roach!">"Woah there!">"Sounds like there was a commotion inside...">"Better go investigate.">"Let's see... Three dead children... Strangulation marks around the neck">"Hmm... Looks like the mother sent her husband out right before it happened.">"Post partum depression... Gotta be">"But wait... Mother is a Leo, and Leo's don't kill their cubs">*Does cinematic spin and slashes husband in half as he returns through the doorway*>*Turns to speak to the wife before leaving*>"You see, a witcheress carries two swords. One of Silver for monsters, and one of steel for MEN">"It's The Husband's Fault" complete AHHHHHHHHHHHH >10 crowns received
I play bannerlord.
>>581402590kekd
TOTAL WAR: CYBERPUNK would be KINOlet me play as a free state fighting against NUSA, or play as Arasaka so I can wipe out the gaijin SCUM forever
>>581402590Can there be an escort quest for a lone black dude not getting lynched by the village mob?
napoleon 2 no more no less
>>581403265how do u pick whether to play napoleon or empire
>>581403665That's easy anon, I just prefer Napoleonic warfare.
>>581403665Empire is objectively an unfinished mess of experimental gameplay mechanics. Napoleon has a far more locked down campaign, but it is also far more focused.There is a reason why Shogun 2 is the way it is, and it's to avoid another Empire.
>>581403840>>581403885dafuq is the diff between "napoleonic warfare" and empire warfareits the same shi muskets in lines and cannons and cav no
>>581404105Why are you pretending to be an idiot?
>>581404407no genuinely what is the difference between napoleon's setting and empire's setting
>>581387000>20 hours of footage >turn 10I kinda like ash although, she is has legends autismo without the melty
>>581404501Empire is distinctly 18th century whereas Napoleon is... Napoleonic. The elements of Empire like the emergence of Riflemen and light infantry skirmishers are fully developed by 1804 when Napoleon was coronated. There is a greater emphasis on regulated military units under a strict military hierarchy based more so on merit than nobility rather than the traditional raised regiments of horse and foot of the aristocracy during the 1700s.
>>581404501Empire covers a much larger period of time with a lot of tech and doctrine changes
What's the best faction/lord to pick if I love sword and spell kind of vibe
>>581404964>>581405062it's still a bit weird that they decided to do the two games with very similar settings like 50-100 years apart released right next to each otherwas napoleon supposed to be a DLC for empire?
>>581405150grim and the grave
>>581405150helfs
>>581405309Napoleonic times are more than popular enough to merit its own game.
>>581405560It's a slightly bad fit though because the actual Napoleonic war was everyone vs France, so if you're not France then you have no reason to be conquering the whole map.A Victoria: Total War would be peak, though, with the game starting in the Napoleonic era.
>>581401573>total war hitler>attila is replaced eith hitler >religion replaced with ideology >global warming replaced eith financial crisis
>>581405854I'd replace religion with ideology AND culture, and you can have radio then later television broadcasts to spread both.
>>581405715>everyone vs FranceNo. It was initially, but then it became a series of wars fought by states loyal and against Napoleon. Then briefly in the 100 days campaign it was all against Napoleon once more in 1814.
>>581406007Yeah, but what I'm saying is Napoleon was the big conqueror and everyone else wasn't.
>>581387731Fuck yeah, Florin and Lorenzo!>>581392473>>581392949Prepare for an awesome but short game.
>>581405560ehh it should really have been attached to empire, like FOTSeven back then i remember it being confusing like there's a game about pike n shot colorful uniforms puffy hair era then anotehr game about the same era but my PC couldn't run those games they were monstrous to run i really really hope empire gets the shogun 2 complete treatmentbut also don't fuck up the shogun 2 visuals or UI like rome remaster
>>581405962>destroying every soviet propaganda center and replacing with a military building >converting the soviet union back into a tzardomBonus points if Stalin sucks as much as honorious
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsm3LysR3Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH8vRGnTy6Y
>>581406186Time to pay up rat fuck
>>581406803WE PAY YES-YES
>>581406361*sniff* yep i was just mindin my business not thinkin bout that DEVIL franchise total war and SATAN ca as you do i was enjoyin life you kno *slurps russian cum* and when I see they're doing the same fookin thing as ROME REMASTER! HAHAHAH! *schoolgirl giggle* same fookin thing aghahaha *schoolgirl giggle* would you believe it? check in on me disciples jackie boy he covered it he said they'll muck it up *schoolgirl giggle* and they did! hahahaha would you fookin believe it *masturbates to dugin* yeahhhh its the same fookin thing isn't it? it's the same fookin thing as rome remaster, they're rebaking old games now even more broken than beforeee *schoolgirl giggle* and they're expecting YOU to pay for it *slurps russian cum again* i couldn't even believe it it ruined my day what can i say its already been said they'll muck it up they're evil what can ya say *schoolgirl giggle* the shills will be out in full force hahaha look TW center look *schoolgirl giggle* that's all what can i say its been said
>>581375314Gay's Workshop says this and also turns into a giganazi the nanosecond someone else works on the IP btw
>>581387068>>581393926It's not pictured there but Grom the dwarf already spawns in the top left
>>581396528Zero reason to play Repanse over Alberic unless you explicitly want to play as a woman. Alberic has better faction effects and an additional green climate.
>>581397801Every realm is kinda like it's own planet but it's still kinda nonsense and very sparse unlike Fantasy itself
>>581408094>Mass cavalry charges in rainforestsYeah no, open desert is where its at.
>>581401573I find it funny Germany functioned as long as it did given>Hitler was a shit strategist and often wanted to be included but was too high on Meth to be useful>Goebbels was a psycho>Himmler was kind of autistic>At least two of these nerds were DEEPLY into the occult
>>581406992nothing of what he said is wrong tho
Are you going to play it on day 1 or will you wait for fellow /twg/non reviews?
>>581408485he didn't "say" anythingit's just whining
>>581408620If you mean ET dlc, already preordered. Shant be buying/playing slant-eyed histslop.
>>581408650seethe more redditorVolound Won, Bigly
>>581408620i boughted them all already and i will probably play archaon and vamps before the new ones
>>581374629HEY! you kept my scale! Thanks for doing that! Though You appear to have an old version. Scrap it for this new(er) one I did!
>>581408902nigga, volound is a redditor, it and discord are his only communication tools
>>581406361Its hilarious how CA lives rent free on his head
>>581409292IMAGINE HOW SHIT IT MUST BE
>>581388635>Norscans exist to be goyslaves for real factions,They used to be a real faction in comparison to Chaos Warriors who were npcs before their rework, dlc and content additions in TWW3
wait... why are we dying...
>>581410572September is new game month
>>581401279And then what when they will want to make a sequelTotal War: World War II 2?
>>581410572Any predictions on what the ET spike will be? 60k on launch maybe?
>>581408482If I remember right, according to Goring's account, like half of the people Hitler surrounded himself with were legit retards picked for their loyalty.
>>581409846imagine meow not killing the favored child
>>581409282>Cathay is basedNo sir I do not buy it. This isn't even anti-china Cathay just is ass and get rid of the meow mix waifu stimulus and it wouldn't be so high.
>>581410804Total War: World War 2: The Pacific
>>58141103680-100k first dayThen a rapid decline.People will see each "end time" once then stop playing
>>58141103650k
>>58141103656k
>>581409292>achually...Volound is a heckin redditor too!!such pathetic slanderjust admit he fucking WON and you redditurds LOST
>>581409282>Ogre just about in the middleNO VOICE IN OUR EAR BUT THE MAW
Alright started a Throt campaign after my Rictus one, having fun messing with mutations. I haven't played this in a long while and forgot how much harder the start is. I managed to get Hellpit to tier 5 with some early food gathering from sacking and emptying the growth vat. Rasputin and Else teamed up on me so I had to abandon everything and hole up in Hell Pit while recruiting poison wind globes and rat ogres. Managed to make peace with Rasputin since he was distracted by Golgfag and Azazel which helped a lot. I think he and Katarina could've taken me if they attacked Hell Pit toggether. Instead I ambushed her army then rushed Kislev and took her out. Then I went for Kostaltyn. Things are stable now. I'm friendly with my neighbours to the north and west and just started attacking Azhag. Gonna try to link up with Tretch and Queek down south by going through the mountains. Hopefully Festus and Golgfag hold off The Empire for now.
>>581411242I don't play Meow and I like cathay.
you fuckers can't keep making jokes with ogres all day long
>>581411415If it manages to bring back half the potential playerbase, even for a week, CA will support this game for 5 more years.
what the fuck even is the maw is it like an alien that came with a comet or somethingand what power does it actually havei need to watch a lore vid on this shi
>>581412234Nippon confirmed?!
>>581408482>>581411087Thank you I really needed to hear the opinion of imbeciles who have never read a book in their entire lives. I'm glad we still have /his/ morons from 2016 on twg who still talk about coomers and stopped thinking around 2019.
>>581412292ANON?!
>>581412234Not really, CA have been blueballing ET for so long now that it has an obligation to do good. The real test is if what comes after sells
>>581412292Its a Tyranid.
>>581412292>Before Storm of ChaosWhat Maw?>Before End TimesPossibly a tyranid infused with warpstone that has infected the Ogres>After End TimesA bestial god that just happens to be there
>>581412618>The real test is if what comes after sellsHuh? All CA cares about is units sold. If this dlc sells 50k+ units launch week CA will do everything in their power to force GW for more stuff.
>>581412680>>581412841what teh fuck kinda tyranid is that and why isn't it spreading mini tyranids all throughout the setting in that case
>>581412841what about aos
>>581383258
>>581412965This is the same reasoning that led marvel to completely burn down the cinematic universe>avengers sold well? holy shit we need to pump out more films!What they failed to see is that people were hyped for avengers vs thanos, and not "glup shitto and the infinite dimensions"So no, end times selling is not indicative of anything, nagash and thanquol were desired for the longest time, your egrims and monkey kings won't pull the same numbers
>>581413094Some kind of dead one infused with warp stone, ogres ate it, got perma hungry because they need to collect biomass.This is all fan theory, it was never really explained.>>581413102AoS is same as After End Times, it's just a bestial god, how/why? don't worry about it.
>>581356336>the 75% discount lasts for one monthenough time to see if it's worth it or not.
>Tomb Kings>Norsca>Daemon Prince>Slaanesh>Lizardmen>Chaos Dwarfs>Nurgle>Khorne>Kislev>CathayOnly campaigns I don't have victories withBut I'm trying to figure out why I should give a fuck.I got tired of Chorfs around the time when I got into endless chorf vs dorf warsCathay felt even easier than Elspeth to playKislev I haven't even tried it looks so boringChaos factions are just gay.
>>581413195Marvel comparison is so fucking dumb lol, especially after newest Spider man becoming the most successful movie ever.wh3 is already on limited time, CA will milk it as long as it sells.
>>581413195>>581414415dogs of war will outsell ET 3x
>>581397337>>581399829>for japan you can pick either the navy or the army >have both shared and exclusive objectives >after winning the war, realm divide hits and you gotta duke it out for who controls the emperor/nation
>>581413094>and why isn't it spreading mini tyranidsProbably something to do with Galleon's Greveyard and Maelstorm. Both are literally connected so they are most likely keeping each other at balance. One side keeps eating zombies, other side Ogre offerings.
>>581396528I look like this irl
>>581413094its not a tyranid, thats a fan theory, the only actual possibility is that its a giant hole in the ground, and that event caused so much psychic damage to the ogres it turned the maw into a god, which is how they got gut magic and fire magic, the power of belief is real in warhammer, which is why an ogre can literally drink lava and then breath fire or get bones and break yours
Wait how do ogres even breedAre there lady ogresAre they fat too
>>581416037When an ogre loves his food very very much...
>>581416016yeah but it literally has teeth n shi so wtf is itDid their power of belief give it a form of a mouth
>>581416165Apparently it was a total war thing to show it as a creature mouth type thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6q2t2GSJb8
I'm trying to get into Pharaoh and it seems like too many systems and resources for a Total War gamePlus I I tired to besiege an enemy city and got gaped by a 40 unit garrison....wtf is this shit I'm going back at Attia
>>581416165a more learned scholar will tell you that those are just rocks, but an ogre knows the truth of the matter, its a godi should mention that the maelstrom is not connected to the maw, thats just a fan theory
>>581412556Anon are you okay?
>>581417323it's much easier to play than attila for me, resources are just requirements u need to trade for, it ain't that deep
>>581349052
>>581416037>Wait how do ogres even breedSexo>Are there lady ogresYes>Are they fat tooYes
I dunno, the constant hunger thing sounds annoying
For Grand Cathay!My ogre döner is coming for revenge.
>>581418081I would unironically love it if they got something like this. Even better if they have a wooden howdah on it's back made to look like a castle with a bunch of peasant bowmen on it.
>>581333207grail reliquae
>>581418846Is this anime good? It has characters above the age of 16, right?
>>581358313>complaining, making hour long videos seething about warhammer, and then refusing to buy anything
>>581419410Yes, I like it a lot. It's comedy romance. Ms Yamada is 24 and the MC is 40.
>>581419142I want to draw this now, I'll try that later
>>581418791just eat lmfao
>>581333207They're lords are their SEMs. Brets don't have supply lines. You can spam lords.
>>581422463Still pricey on the upkeep and they're sometimes not very useful. I know that's just what you do on Bretonnia but I'm not really a fan
Are Malekith or Tyrion getting anything with the next update? I heard something about them getting some of their ET content.
>>581411415>People will see each "end time" onceThat's very optimistic of you
>>581349052Bonegrinder Giant
>>581419632Based.
>>581419142>I would unironically love if the arthurian human knight faction got a reskinned dread saurian for some reason.>No I won't just play Lizardmen and use their knights.>No I won't just ally with lizardmen as Bretonnia>No I will not get a mod/make a mod.>I just want to shit up faction identity for pure stupidityI am so tired of """""Bretonnia fans""""
>>581407865What ?
>>581419584>used goodsno
>>581423232because theyre just histoids in disguise, i dont blame them though, because bretonnia is basically a real world faction and never really had that much magical elements aside from damsels
>>581423349What are u talking about?
>>581423291Oh, I'm half retarded my bad
>>581423232>I would unironically love if the arthurian human knight faction got a reskinned dread saurian for some reason.For some reason? For FUN.>I just want to shit up faction identity for pure stupidityIt's not going to shit up faction identity. It's fine for a one-off unit, like the Yoked Carnosaur for Ironbrow's Expedition. Do you seethe about that unit too?
For me, it's Yiros
Breotnnia needs SEMsDwarfs need SEMsWarriors of Chaos need gunsLizardmen need archersFaction identity is gay let's just slop everything up so they're all the same!
>>581424978Just ally with factions that have whatever your roster is missing to get said units
>>581425190No I NEED epic warriors of chaos carrying around handguns that make the empire's rifles look like BB guns.I NEED A giant knight for BretonniaI NEED a dedicated backline of lizardmenn with crossbows.I will not just play the factions that provide me with these things.
>>581423573>HistoidsA histoid, in theory, would love playing as just humans. This is something different entirely. There seems to be a increasing number of fans of faction A, purposely larping as fans of faction B, but only so long as they voice their opinion that faction B should be more like faction A. It's very obvious and if you suggest doing something similar for faction A, the faction they actually like, they get very defensive.>>581424828Get a mod fag>>581425190No. I must ruin (you)r gaymeplay
>>581425382>Get a mod fagWon't.Mods are cheating.
>>581425382 Why is there so much skink porn? Sauce?
>>581390341maybe that scrap is beneath himlike gobbos
>>581425524Asking for reworks is cheating
>>581425693Part furries (scalies), part drawfags who can't draw humans for shit.
>>581425382>>581425910whose loincloth? Kroq-Gar? Gor-Rok?
>>581425693It's not exactly hard to find if you know where to look
>>581426743I don't but I assume this is some Skaven and Skink porn
>>581427296I found it in less than a minute on e6 and worse than being skaven x skink the skaven isn't even visible and even worse the skink is female
You wouldn't fuck a snail
Anons, you are not as sneaky as you think you are with those spoilers.
this is some weird ass hours right now
>>581429073Horny-posting hours. Druchii are quite lucky
So.. what campaigns are u playing, anon?
>>581424660>>581423291>>581393926Area looks like this right now.
>>581431546WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THE GAME NOW?! THERES FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENTS COMING OUT IN 13 HOURS
>>581431667Don't yell at me, I didn't know I was supposed to act like I knew and cared about whatever u talk about.
>>581431649The could add the bear isle here and move Boris (Kislev).
