monstie huntie generie >I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK >MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleTU3 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca1iBhq-C90TU3 Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.030.00.00.htmlWhy (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg >MH RiseSunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570yArmor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=enMonster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT >MH WorldIceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7 >Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY >Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex >Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ has its own squad in Wilds: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) >/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3 Previous thread: >>581279109
>kuds slop thread
>>581360646The disgusting creatures who play wilds, everyone
first for jinouga
>>581359756people could barely kill velk in iceborne's demo in 15mnow you have even more time than that, also booster + teo is a known mosterit will clearly be easier
>>581360646I LOVE HUNTRESSES
>>581360961i say this
monster health is probably going to skyrocket in general thanks to the boost mechanicarch tempered lao will have 255,000 in solo
30fps with an uncapped mode, similar to RE9 it’s anywhere between 40-60 usually somewhere in the middle. They said VRR is planned for docked mode
if wilds is so bad then why do you niggas keep playing it
>>581361069but literally who cares
Base game>PS3 graphics>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Weather system serves no purpose other than to make the game worse>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>The "endgame" consists of hunting the same apexes because, for whatever reason, Capcom refuses to make every monster 9star tempered>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>The "reward" for killing 9stars is gacha talismans that give you skills (even though we already have too many skills)>No HR final boss>Artian system makes 99% of weapons in the game useless (lmao)>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating>Underwater combat>Less monsters than MH2 and 4 in base game>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?G rank>Created by the director of Exoprimal (game no one ever played)>Gimmick that makes your weapon useless unless you use it>Overuse of Elder DragonsIt's over
i'm playing it because i hate it and i need to do everything in the game so i can hate on it with precisioni am not mentally ill btw
^ passionless permavirgin loser
I love huntresses
>tfw Witcher 3 DLC soon>Wilds Ascendance - Ancient Leshen
>>581361138DELETE THIS
nefarious teostra
>>581361409witcher 3 dlc is a year away retard
>>581361196Considering it’s the market leader platform I’d say most.
>>581361786so is ascendance
>>581361876No one is buying Wilds tho
Nefarious Garmat
>>581361972Well it technically never released. I mean it’s the first MH to not launch in Japan
>>581360956Where can I buy this huntress assistant
>>581360646tranny OP
>>581361876Actually that's smartphones
i clapped when i saw teostracapcom you keep hitting the homeruns
>>581361138Squad sits at 0/50 most of the day.
>>581362272This but unironically
>>581361138 But I haven't played it since Feb.
why do i feel nothing when watching teostra and people doing flips and moving while charging their offsets?
MH before:>Cool new monsters every gameMH now:>Monsters from 20 year old games
GIVE ME A WIKI FOR THESE GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT ALWAYS REMEMBER EVERY WEAKNESS FOR EVERY MONSTER
>>581362475jesus christ just look at the fucking UI it will tell you in a tab
>>581362570is that in the new ones? i dont play those
>>581362445>mh now
>>581362215Which smart phone
what are the rules for the room? Can I use voice chat? Is respectful non-consensual erp allowed? Will people make fun of my hr? (I haven't had the game long) Will people bully me for carting? (I'm not very good at the game)
We can go one game without Nargacuga or Zinogre. I will only consider Tigrex returning IF they bring back Molten in a Title Update
>>581362670look at the monster's armour set. Look at the resistances. Whichever resistance is lowest is the weakness. Retard
>>581362945too much work
HOLY FUCK!!!!Capcom just shadow dropped a new Ascendance trailer. You should check it out:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/APua0qnhUwU
>Damage numbers are off by default on Switch 2lmao
>>581363159HOLY SHITT SELTAS QUEEN'S BACK
I still hold out hope that one day Malfestio will return
>>581362694iPhones have the biggest market share in Japan and China so that's the target device and will have the best performance, but the user experience is putrid dogshit and they're insanely experienceSamsung Androids have better user experience but they're trying to ape iPhones more and more which means in a couple years it's a useless brickXiaomi Androids has the worst performance but are cheap as heck, and you will have to be okay to being spied on by China, but you're being spied on by the USA, EU, and Israel on all your other phones too so it shouldn't matter
>>581362475kiranico
>>581363318have to wait for the nintendo game for interesting monsters
>>581363513Will there still be one if Wilds is gonna be on Switch 2? I'd like to think so but I know Capcom could just be lazy
Full Release Discharge
>>581363452Which iPhone?
>>581362729no unless you're Cia, Ayako, or Astrid
>>581363318>Wanting monster X in to become yet another forgettable punching bag in the most retardified monster hunter yetTrust me you wouldn't want it. Most people probably didn't remember that Nerscylla is in wilds.
>>581363745It's all the same thing. Plus editions have slightly bigger screens, Pro editions have marginally better performance. iPhone 14 and onwards is good enoughThe SE series is the most cost efficient iPhone you can get and the newest version is the 16e from 2025
>>581363834Astrid looks like a bear lmao imagine a balding obese old man erping on VC playing as a Barbie doll
>>581364078It makes a pretty big difference since some phones can play games like RE8 and others can’t. Like we’re talking generational improvements.Like someone who has an iPhone Duo is not in the same field as someone with an iPhone 16 Pro Max
>>581364165you just described every huntress, especially aira
So it's been proven that Teostra Wilds is the most alpha version in the series and makes Dos Teo and Risen Teo look like tutorial boses right?
>Constant Doj offsetpostingor>Constant avatarfagging trainnys from PS5Two sides of the same coin. I fucking hate you both. Credits where it's due, at least Doj criticizes the game therefore on topic. You avatarfagging noggers have nothing related to the topic, straight up rule breaking and you've been doing this shit since World.
and you're still here.and you'll still buy it.your platitudes are meaningless
>>581364584You don't know what avatarfagging is, retarGOD
Shut up Ryukishi. For a German to be too poor to afford a to play Wilds is embarassing. You're of Aryan blood ffs.
>>581364584>since World.since 4u actually
>>581364297I've played NOW on the 2022 SE and on an iPhone 15 Plus and it felt identical. I'll say that's the only game I've compared differences in though so maybe my anecdotal experience is lackingAren't you just noticing the Pro Max special doebeit?
I like Wilds. The only issue for me is performance. If they remove denuvo and make it run better in general, i'd be happy.
>Changes Coming to Character Edits>With the launch of Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance, players will be able to re-edit the appearance of their hunter as many times as they like, free of charge and without the need for a Character Edit Voucher.uhh, based?
>>581365240Notice how once the game flops they suddenly get good ideas like this
>>581365240No not based. Live with your ugly toon unless you have money.
>>581365358>Notice how once the game flops they suddenly get good ideas like thisstop noticing, cattle. they're doing it out of the goodness of their hearts ;)
How come it took until Wilds to make Teostra act like an actual cat
Fellow LS Chads, are you ready to be Le Virgil! Wooo I am the storm that is approaching! I hate Wilds and the DLC gimmick is just more zoomer bait, get me off this ride
>>581365789Atleast Boost Bracer is just more dmg instead of wall banging the monster for a free chunk of the monsters HP + stun
>>581365789>get me off this ridelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp
just downloaded some quite ghoulish and nefarious mods...
how are we feeling about boost brace, SnSbros? >oils probably back and potentially more flexible>legally distinct metsu>boost drive is a ludicrous dash bash on an already mobile weapon
ZOOMING WITH BINGBOOST MODE BOOOOOST
i only hunt rey dau/arkveld/lagi/seregios. the rest of the roster doesn't matter.i'd fight gore if he started enraged with the horns out, he's too fucking boring to fight when he's a blind retard who does 2 moves on repeat
>>581367935which game?
Arkveld was a good monster in hindsight (when arch-tempered)
>>581368036The one squatting in your head rent free
Let's go back and play Tri, forget about Milds and Mold
>>581368202which?
>>581368036frontier>>581368160i like the arch tempered but i have bad eyesight so the monochromatic wyveria cum caverns mess with my eyes
>moshi moshi
>>581361138I haven't played it since AT Arkveld released. Prior to that I hadn't touched the game since AT Nu Udra released. It's simply fun to shit on this terrible mickey mouse masher and the retards who do play it
>>581368493there's no monster named rey dau in frontier. are you stupid?
i miss my dog /mhg/
>>581367510I don't get it
>>581368814keep looking, he's there
>>581367510haha, so true fellow sir! this is exactly why I pre-ordered Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance! I can't wait to take a selfie with it to brag to my fellow gamer dads on reddit!
>>581368946I finished the game 5 minutes ago and there's none. you're just retarded
>>581367249The nicest thing about metsu was starting a vertical move from neutral to snipe flying mons. In Wilds you need to hit a ground move first so they kinda ruined it. Oils are just busywork to wank your stats so it gets negative hype from me.
>still only one alright gunlance video >still jack shit for hammerFuck man.
>>581368774Bro, the only one making fun of anyone here is everyone laughing at you for being so pathetic.
How are the NPC hunters in milds, are they reasonably competent to do all content with them?
>>581368576I could kinda go a whole life without seeing that pic again anon, just saying
>>581369471Shhh don't tell him otherwise he might leave and we'll lose a lolcattle.
>>581369491Yeah in fact they make the game so braindead easy it gives the Wolverine game a run for its money
>>581369471Nah that's you, the singular mildsie who gets the shit kicked out of him everywhere he goes trying to defend capcom's bottom line.
>>581369324He shows up if you finish the game after 6 minutes, not 5. You missed it.
>>581369729don't break his delusion like that, man. he's beginning to believe he belongs
I defend Capcom's bottom lineI accept it
I bottom.
>>581369294This is how I imagine Doj
I'm a switch (axe).
Playing around with some PPSSPP effects. Feels good to be back on MonHun after not playing for nearly a year.
>Lao if he bug
>>581365789Ngl i'm actually hyped af. can't wait to cosplay as Jetstream Sam! Just give us the next MH or classic PC already.
>>581369851good job. I'm just testing you because there are too many posers. glad to see another real hunter in this place
>>581367249they're not oils; some JP player explained in a video what they do if you slap a potion it basically gives you the health augment from World for two minutes and heals part of what the potion would heal but you'll get way more back if you use the health regen thingif you use a whetstone it sharpens part of what a normal sharpen would give but it's much fasterthe rest seems to basically just be a faster way to use items but he didn't test it on everythingIt didn't work on bombs or steaks
>>581370438fucking hellif at least it moved like a jaw part with a further joint instead of fingers
>>581370102Seph.....
ryozo lostgamer dads lostrosekaede lostmeat lostwilds lostdoj wonoffset doj wonwvrld wondos wonfrontier won
>>581370438imagine a lip job
LANCE BRO SOMEONE DID IThttps://youtu.be/bljVpQ8xqBY
Soon.
>>581371093They wouldn't...
>>581371093>Stole Peco's specific move to slap it on to sloppa jetbirdjej at least i can rest easy knowing they won't drag peco into this shitshow humiliation ritual game
>>581370737from what ive seen they dont have access to every item, so i feel like we'll definitely see a more typical affinity or destroyer oil with demondrugs or something. wishful thinking
so what happens after the death of monster hunter
>>581371834you kys yourself
>>581371834Who knows, we'll all be long dead.
>>581371834you are looking at it right now
>>581371834We move to gacha threads.
>>581371834just play the old ones
>>581371353That's actually really nice. Some really great display of poking precision. Well done.Never thought that the way he'd handle the flying phase under TA rules was to just tank things through and poke things normally lmao
>>581372489way ahead of u
>>581372489You know as well as I do that the people crying about monster hunter dying or the current state of monster hunter don't play the games at all.
>>581371834For this general, we'll probably end up just like /ddg/, which is for the best really.
Wilds leak.Nata will canonically get your huntress pregnant and alma if hunter you get Nata boy pregnant.New monster variant stronger than Gaurdians, known as "The raped" these are monsters that have been RAPED by fatalis and his seed made them super strong.The Raped Congalala has a prolasped anus and now shoots farts at higher range but can't spread as wideThe Raped Nergigante, her spikes no longer fall off due to being coated in semen, so is just hot glues hunters onto it's cum coated body
>>581371635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3nKhnnv9Tk&t=535shere's where I got my info it's possibly that using a demon drug or something might give a buff but the fact that they weren't given any to show off that additional effect seems odd especially since they were given antidotes to use on a fight that doesn't have poison and it did nothing for buffs
>>581372706what happened?
>>581372775They cummed.
>>581372775You can just search for /ddg/ in the catalog right now.They're dead.
>>581372945they what?
>>581372775A modern 2020s Capcom release was so shit and raped that it demoralized all the posters who were happy to talk about the old game and failed to bring in any new players, thus killing the thread. /sfg/ would be in the same boat if not for one mentally ill britcuck who posts 400 times a thread
>>581364501some people are saying it's lethargic, some are saying it's like sunbreak, who knows
>>581372590
>>581373069>shitIt was more dragons dogma, not anyone's fault retards like you expected monster hunter world.
>>581371093so this thing is peco + valstrax?
>>581371834Frontier Online III
>>581373398instead random monster it calls it homies
Tempered Ascended Crimson Glow Valstrax
>>581373345>game flops due to shit performance and neglect>suddenly bring up world out of nowhere???
Someone edit this to be Milds Ass
>>581360646marry marry marry
>>581373884>Rise>Risen>Ascendance>Ascendedohhhh
>>581374473Do it yourself you lazy shit.
What's the Wilds equivalent of this?
>>581374536>Ascended Fat Alice>Ascended Teostra>Ascended Kushala>Ascended Zoh Shia Kill me
>>581374659Fuck no
I'd play Wilds more if it could run at a decent frame rate on steam deck
>>581374802Then eat shit.
I'm eating wilds
wild*worlds**mice
World ran like ass. Do people not remember 1 minute loading times on console? Major difference is that a 1080 ti used to be 700 bucks and a 5080 that has a much worse price performance ratio is 1.5k. One thing that changed for sure is that everything has to be 4k now.
>>581374905>>581374986What this guy said
>Being happy making Lance outfit>Finally got enough to make Jin Dahaad Y pieces>Sell off the rest>MFW I didn't know orange level armors can be transcendedWhat the FUCK MAN.I DON'T WANNA KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN.I'm just gonna jump off a bridge or something.
>>581374473it's a good idea but i second what the other guy said, do it yourselfit's not even hard in painttake a polygon'd monster for the pic too you lazy shit
>>>/v/747887293 gamer dad doj just making shit up to (unsuccessfully) defend milds on /v/
>>581375205what if it walked instead?
>>581374473>See the game so much that I end up catching what it's about>Ties Jean to Logan and makes the Phoenix, it's reincarnation all about him >Gives Scott's background shit to Logan as wellGenuinely terrible decisions being made
>>581375294I'm at work moving a phone system platform over. Can't be assed. Do it for me.
>>581375610get back to work wagieand don't forget to do it once you get home
lotsa garbage posts today
one more from you then
>>581375558They also imply that Sabretooth and Logan were or have the potential to be gay lovers. This is despite Sabretooth canonically being a cannibalistic serial killer and rapist who performed these acts on members of Logan's family including his babymama and son. I assume that decision was the result of some millennial female who got into "shipping" on tumblr at some point and sees the characters and story as a vehicle for her own neuroses.
they really FIXED the PERFORMANCE this time bros! Look how smooth this runs!
stfu
>>581375610This is your boss, get your ass off the phone and get back to work!But don't forget you can get bonus if you visit me in my office~
>>581375914sorry, this one quality post for youghoul
>>581376419
>>581375205What kind of cope is this. World ran great on mid cards, Milds took months of updates and still didn't run smoothly
>>581376419Only if this is Aira.
BIBIWA
Whats wrong with capturing monsters?
>>581376910Fucking the dead body feels better.Hammerbro btw.
>>581376910you are ruining a whole hunt's effort and impeding everyone else from the most kino moment of the quest
Can someone go farm AT Jin Hadaad for me I don't want to.I'm so close to using mods but once I turn that corner for all the free stuff I'll feel like the game isn't worth playing without the grind.I'm just tired of playing GOG and AT things over and over and over and over and they aren't fun fights and they take too long and are boring.
>>581376910There's no science team to hold them in a pen so I can watch them cutely sleeping
>make game about hunting monsters and making various builds based around what youll hunt>make ONE weapon thats better at everything I dont get it
>>581376910You'll hurt the feelings of one of the transbian multishitters here that chooses to tryhard in one of the easiest games ever made
>>581376910Capturing feels like being brought to start of orgasm and then just stopping and looking around.Yay we did it.
>>581376910you can't hit the corpse afterward
>>581377319>blademelt
>wild's biggest hater stream gets recommended to me>said he feels like playing wilds now that they announced unlimited character vouchers>look at this huntress>trannoid avatar character with red hairwhat a fucking faggot holy shit. that's all it takes for people to 180 on capcom?i'm not posting his stream or name either because fuck advertising. people are so fickle.
>>581375610How does it feel to be working with CUCME?
>>581376740fps dips thanks to thunder and blast effects that at least took a month to fix never happened for sure. low end 9xx cards couldnt really run it. PC world released right before the RTX 20 series. Maybe don't try to run Wilds above 1080p with a GPU that's three generations behind. The only thing that really made a difference is that you can turn off the idiotic fog in World for better visuals and performance. In wilds you cannot turn off that crap and other post processing.
>>581376374all we had to do was wait for mainline to fix valstrax lmao
>>581377878yeah I saw that as wellhe said something like "won't come back unless focus mode is nerfed in some ways" a while ago but I guess you can't expect much from a spineless faggotwilds #1 hater is juzzi btw get it right
>>581377807hes talking about artian / gog
>>581378678It's the MONSTER HUNTER KING, actually
How good is > Mutual Hostility 1> Ebony Odo Burst 1 > Dosha Powerhouse 1 > Lord Soul in terms of group skills for Swaxe
>>581378893Oh forgot to add> Arkveld's Hunger 1
>>581378064You can't seriously be comparing fps dips to a game that's barely playable
>>581377878is it that rise hammer faggot?
>>581377878there is no way that's real, or if it is he said it jokingly and you didn't catch on
>>581379505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8VM0xcq0NU-24
Make new elder design already, I'm sick of these
https://x.com/Nasafitra/status/2100626804470088095
>>581380287kek it really is that rise hammer faggotguess it won't be long before that pink haired SA faggot to turn 180 as well
daddy rurikhan is a paid shill :(
>>581371093they turned two good monsters into one gay onei love crapcom
how are FU's killscreens somehow more intelligible than wilds' killscreens
>>581371093>World newcomers are just old mons but worse>Rise newcomers are old mons but worse >Wilds newcomers are several old mons combined but worse than any of them individually No wonder they can’t help but bring Teo back every game
>>581381801Look at that insane visual clarity. What PS6 game is this?
mice? i hardly knew her
>>581382570
mausoleum status?
>>581380287so much for his bravado. what a fucking faggot hypocrite, they're all like that.
>>581383131Graverobbed.
>>581377878Reminder you will buyed assdance
RIP Milds. Gone and quickly forgotten.
>this thing is the new mapgrim
>>581384895are the zones as small as they look?
>>581375294>150gb to look like this
We're just never getting HBG power barrel in wilds, are we?I hate how disgusting ugly all of the shields look. I hate how the weapon is forced to play like ranged lance 2.0.All of the skill expression of the weapon found in Rise and other games is gone. Just stand still, press m1 and hold block.Heavy bowgun shouldn't even have the shield as an option. It should simply be the slower, heavier, more methodical but harder hitting counterpart to LBG.Milds raped my favorite weapon and for that I will never forgive them.
>>581362930I can go a game without zinogre if they bring back magnamalo
>>581385208they need to force you to offsetslop all the time so yes
>have old graphics card>game looks dogshit, can barely run it>get a new graphics card>install wilds again>full ultra settings on everything, even download the high res texture pack (30 gigabites are they nuts nigger?!)>game still looks like shitIt's so grey and washed out. Even on the best settings I'm getting the same disgusting blurry/pixelated edges on things.I don't understand how they make the game look so pretty in the trailers and videos.I am running everything at maximum yet it ddoesn't even come close to looking like that.
>>581384895MASSIVE EXPANSION!
>me and my acceleraratedreloaded HBG
>>581385429kys trannytard
>>581385250>Heavy bowgun shouldn't even have the shield as an optionThat's been a core part of the weapon for a long time, I'd miss it
>>581385559You need a 4k display or it’ll look like garbage no matter what you do
>>581383281Explanation? I refuse to watch monhun jewtubers.
>>581385732Okay, it gets to keep the shield but why not the power barrel? Wasn't that around for just as long?Literally what reason would the devs have to not include it in wilds...
>>581386009read the reply chain, you fucking retard.
>>581384895You're acting like the new monsters aren't going to exist in the current locales.You doomtrannies are really grasping at straws huh?
>>581377878>trannoid avatar character with red hairwhy is this a thing
>>581382990I'm glad Rise is refered to as mice simply for the fact I love cute rodents, and now we have an excuse to post them here.
>>581385559I have the 9070XT Arkveld edition on a 2k OLED monitor and it's an improvement over Rise at least
>You're Out!
>>581386172I-I'm sorry anon-sama, please have mercy!
>>581386325before it was to look at the skimpy armors, now i would say there's too many mentally ill faggots who use it as wish fulfillment.
>>581386673no mercy, retard-kun, read the reply chain. i remember that bug miku, i always wanted to FUCK it with my penis if you know what i mean.i cant wait for 10 more years of teostra and kushala
Obsessed
>>581386793>its only trannies now that i say its trannieslol
>>581386981>i cant wait for 10 more years of teostra and kushala10 years will barely be enough to get through ascendance, portable 6 G and have a release date for MH7
>>581386325We love red hairs here!
>>581387242SPOILER THAT SHIT!
>>581387238>portable 6 GYou mean Wilds Switch port and phone game.
>>581387242Beautiful
>>581387331Shut up, fuck you.
>>581387242Bloated cadaver
>>581387242What a pretty men...
>>581386325Trannies encroached on our hobbies, they ruined sexy girl avatars, traps, and femboys
>portable 6kek
>>581387207Yes, my word is LAW.
Stop bullying deedub. In fact just stop bullying each other.The world is evil enough as it is and we should all be united in our love for the hunt. Doj, Ryukishi, deedub etcetera.Except Ayako and Kitou. Those two are excommunicated. The former for crimes against morality and banning me and Kitou for being a Gypsy.
Stories 4
>>581385597truth poster......
>>581386479I unironically prefer rise because it's much clearer, well stylized and more vibrant.The only thing Wilds has over Rise is realism and world still did that better 8 years ago
>>581377878What a showcase of weak will. This also happened with the WoW boycott where people larped that they weren't going to support blizzard anymore but came back anyways for the expansion like animals.Monster Hunter seems to have the same type of people.
Chameleos or Namielle for ForestPick One (1)
>>581387838Shut the fuck up you faggot, nobody ask for your input
>I unironically prefer risesaid literally nobody, ever
>>581388367It's asked.
>>581388367You're supposed to ignore them and do the obvious. Replying gives them what they want. Unless you're just replying to yourself to maintain activity, then carry on, faggot.
>>581388482Akshyully there are 20k tendies playing it on the s*ytch right now so mice wins
>we should all unite into loving slopHow about we unite into hating slop instead?We should all keep shitting on Wilds. Mediocrity and ugliness should not be normalized. We should NOT be okay with this shit.
>>581388719source?
I already sunk 300 hours into Rise on Switch, kind of hard to just start over on PC and go through the pain of Rampage, story cutscenes, and more grinding before Master Rank
>>581377319Sunbreak is the literally the only MH game that has weapon variety at end game which is why it's the most fun to play and the best nu monster hunter and second only to 3U in the series. W*rldies kill yourselves with your boring ass fatalis weapon dogshit
>A*ra postkekjust filter MD5, [-] and hide stub that retarded hole
I fucking hate cats
I'm actually sad my Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter Pre-Order is late ;__;I've never played a Trails game btw.
>>581388990This is how I imagine Rae
>>581388770i'm playing wilds right now and will buy ascendance just because you posted a picture of a cat trying to look superior.
>bing hours
>>581389091Enjoy eating shit, sukhdeep!
>>581388345i want a new monster instead of boring old elders i've beaten before
>>581389032her character is actually based on her irland i actually know that
>>581388920this is kuds, queen. the people you actually believe to be your friends are shitting on you behind your back and constantly trying to trigger you. don't trust anyone
>>581388345Namielle makes more sense thematically
grant me janny powers and this place would be a utopia of only on-topic posts
Tendies aren't monster Hunter fans, they will play any slop on their boring ass console and call it better for being all they know.
>>581389249My wife kuds would never say that tho
>>581389387Apply for it
>>581389175yummy yummy monster hunter wilds in my tummy. you can't do anything about it lol
>>581387838isn't it crazy that you're 40 and still here
>>581389392NOOOOOOOOO RICE IS MH GU IS MH!!!!
Remember when they spammed Astral Chains in here saying it's the MH killer? lol these delusional manchildren are something else
>>581389558There's no way that's true KEK
>>581389193You got one already
>>581389626astral chain is nothing like mh though
>>581389558what's wrong with being 40?
>>581389558I won't be 40 until at least a decade more (give or take) thoughWhat about you? Isn't it crazy you're still a poor gypsy and seething?
>>581389858post your ps game collectionI want to mock your taste
>>581389687this is deedub, queen. never trust these people
>>581388482I did. I do. Rise is my favorite.If there are 100000 rise fans, I am one of them.If there are 100 rise fans, I am one of them.If there is only one rise fan, it's me.And if there are no rise fans, I am dead.
>>581389858Cow wife
>>581390009>>581389496
>>581389024Play the first one 2nd chapter is a direct continuation of the first one, like literally right after the first one ends
it is done
Give all of your attention to me instead, I have a monster hunter related question.Do I want guard on the lance in Wilds or should I not bother since counter thrust kind of does everything?
>>581390524gj cutie
>>581389993awooga
>>581390567You probably want to change to a weapon that actually deals damage
>>581390567>monster hunter related question>proceeds to ask about milds?
>>581390567all you need is offensive guard. Don't forget to put it on your SnS instead of your dogshit lance
>>581390567Don't need guard, unless it comes as a secondary lv1 skill on a deco. Anyone claiming otherwise is a shitter
I hate d**d**
>>581390007There's too many. I'm looking for a case big enough for all of them tbqh>>581390394Maybe in the future. I was thinking Cold Steel first, then Reverie then Sky. That's all I have.Honestly I can't decide desu I get decision paralyzation.>>581390009>>581389249:( kinda hurts desu
>>581390741>>581390786>>581390791>You probably want to change to a weapon that actually deals damageI'm not changing, I want to use the lance. >all you need is offensive guard. Don't forget to put it on your SnS instead of your dogshit lanceSnS really is just a better lance kek, the slide is fucking ridiculous too.>Don't need guard, unless it comes as a secondary lv1 skill on a deco. Anyone claiming otherwise is a shitterAre you a lance god?
>>581390971You are nothing
For how long this series has been going on for, there actually aren't many elder dragons they've created. I thought to myself "surely there is some other fire type elder dragon they can use besides Teo to cover the elemental armor and weapon sets" but there really isn'tThe solution is clear: Make more new elder dragons
how do I get an aira gf?
>>581391692this is deedub testing if you will reply, queen. don't trust these people if you only know what they write about you in their cord
>>581391389It’s weird because they clearly have no issue making shittier new versions of actual good monsters like astalos, so what’s the hold up with replacing shitmons like teostra?
It's not me and I'm not in the redditcord hugbox
>>581391964They don't have a reason to try or innovate.
>>581391692why would you want a smoothbrain, literally retarded, brown, and dried up gf?
Why is this general so full of lancers and bugstick users? I barely see any other weapon users.
God damn what a shitshow of a general.Putting world in PS4 was truly an irreversible mistake.
>>581392185This. If they can pull out crap like monster hunter wild and sell 11 million because people will buy anything, why even care
My chest kinda hurts. Thanks.
Now that character vouchers are free I bought all their DLC and started playing again
>>581392420Exactly. I'm not defending those fucking faggots at capcom but I don't blame them for not giving a shit after seeing what they can get away with.Even more when you have worthless retards like >>581377878 who flip flop at the sight of endless troon vouchers.
>>581388870I never reached the end END game of previous MH might have been why i enjoyed Sunbreak so much
>>581392394newfag
>>581393464it's always been this bad huh
>>581393708Not until you came around
>>581393464unironically take me back
>>581393780Sure newshit
worth it ???
>>581394152Not monster hunter related. Please keep the subject centered to monster Hunter
>>581394152More MH than milds
>>581394152If that's all you can afford go for it
>>581393464>people who shitpost don't playthis one is wrong brother
>>581394286im sorry capcop please do not report mei love monster hunter Wilds and im excited for Ascendanscsensence
>>581393464>People who shit post don’t even play with /mhg/But Doj is both the worst shitposter and the best player here?
>>581394405criiinge did you think anyone was going to smirk at that post? total cringe bro do better
>>581388205I remember how agitated they were when they killed turtle and ascension lmao.Look at how they take the boot down to their throat even after blizz cucked them out of high elves for the xxxth time and giving them a 30 dollar blue blood elves.They truly are what the jews say they are.And it's only a matter of time before Capcom does the exact same thing. Who knows, maybe one day they'll make a truly lobotomized MH where the greatsword flies around at mach 6 and you can win at the press of a button, and then cattles would still gobble on it because it's "Monster Hunter", and it's graphically good.
*chews cud"Moo accept it
>>581388205Reminded me of the Sony Blackout, where people didn't play on the PS5 for like a weekas a boycott.I think Reddit had the same thing but, at last some people lasted a week without PS5 time unlike the reddiggers.
I dont disagree with yall but the bootlickers seem to be genuine paid shills. They all stopped playing Milds entirely for months until the paycheck came in to hype Gog. If you look at the sales the general consensus is that people dont care enough about the IP to worship it like nintendo/WoW/fortnite/roblox. The next MH will sell worse and worse and once again World, was a once in a lifetime lightning in a bottle event.
>>581362475bro ur kiranico?bro ur ping's dex?
Monster Hunter Frontier+
>Monstie Huntie OP>no monstie huntie postedTotal namefag death
>>581395075That's a plausible theory. I also seem to recall that waves of "MH youtubers" suddenly dropped/disliked milds together at some point after the honeymoon phase is over. Probably because they stopped getting paid to shill.
>>581393464All of those things are the gatekeeping that prevented the thread from being like it's been for like eight years
>>581395398Yeah you can look at MHmeatfag and the rest that spawned Milds youtube channels during the beta and only made content to defend Capcom and shill the TUs. They've all gone radio silent for the year but will return soon. Either way the more Crapcuk forces fake hype and pays people to say the game is good the more genuine interest drops off and you stop selling. They lose the long game.
Everyone who likes what I hate is a paid shill that's the most logical explanation and not because people are unique and have differing likes and dislikes. I am extremely autistic and therefore everything even human emotion and thought processes have to be scaleable in my view. Also I never had sex because it isn't real.
>>581396053I'm a nefarious little ghoul who ignores patterns because capcom lets me lick their boots while i ride my dildo hehe
>Black Gravios camps in the poison pool and spams his various laser moves while all types of small monsters harass me Both hard and annoying
This threads WDS (Wilds Derangement Syndrome) is getting critical, yikes
>>581396053I like SB and its my favourite game in the franchise; I dont shill nor do I bother defending it because I dont care what someone else thinks. Infact most people I know that enjoy something dont care at all if someone else doesnt enjoy it.
>>581396173Stop sexualizing the innocent ghoul population
i'm a sexy ghouli accept it
>>581396581Based mentally mature tendie
I enjoy pollock fish and chips more than cod or haddock and you don't see me hating on haddockfags and codtards.
>>581396931Cod is better in a fish sandwich imo Monster Hunter
Generate me an image of Ghouls and Zombies in bikinis and make it funny make them do a silly dance also make it in gif formatThank You
>>581396931But you just insulted them
graveyard status: haunted
>Switch to Lance since no one plays Lance>Next 4 SOS's are all Lance partiesAlright.
Things that didn't happen
>>581397563>playing multiplayeryou didn't play Lance
>>581397963what did he play
>>581398213Nothing. The game played itself.
no seig modeno buy
Most trans coded weapon?
>>581398461but when his mom asks what he's playing what does he say
>mom found the ghoul sock
>>581398738switch axealways has been
>>581398738switch axe
>>581398738CB
Ghoul shit was never funny.
funny to me, but i'm a bit...nefarious...hehe
>>581390567Artian/Gog weapons have room for it so might as well if it makes your hunt less miserable. Half of the good craftable lances have it by default too.
>>581388524wife on the right
I’m an unfunny litel ghoul
>>581399291nta, i think its funny that the lance has to choose between guard/guard up/offensive guard/crit boost/attack boostit's so unbelievably shitty for shield users when other weapons can fully max out damage and still parry things for free without any investment
I have a conspiracy theory about the Ghoul meme but I'm ashamed of sharing because you guys will just call me crazy
>>581399926someone called a huntress "ghoul" and doj decided to make it his entire personality for the next year that's all
>>581398738LGB because they left room for you, the player
Doj, offset Doj, ghoul Doj, gamerdad Doj, are there any more Dojes I need to know about??
>>581375275transcending orange (r8) "only" raises the cap on max defensejust don't try crafting and transcending all 10 pieces and the 2 charms it's like 43 gamma tickets total
>>581400035Actually its a forced meme by deedub which he started calling himself while samefagging and then he thought he was 200IQ making doj do it too, not realizing that doj latches on anything and everything as long as it derails and shits up the thread
boingboing
>>581400520the sound my peenus makes when I see brown huntresses
>>581400237Cute and Valid Doj and Fab Doj?
>>581400237dojidojdoshibetadoj
>>581400035Maybe but mine is more conspiratorial.
>>581400520whos there
>>581400237Ghoul Queen Doj (GDQ)
>>581401163Lmao
>>581400237Doj Cat
...
>>581401764He in the racist squad rooms showing feet?
This general won’t survive to the end of Milds’ support period
>bracers take 3 minutes to charge for 25 seconds of worklol nice new feature
>>581405345doesn't wounds recharge half a brace?
https://youtu.be/bZjCtQTzQDgHammer, Teo multiplayerWarning: Girl
>>581405208It will if you play the good MonHuns :)
>>581405208By then we will have GU Remastered and won't have to deal with Milds
the ban purge is coming (again)
>>581405345>>581405503>People will send each other hate mail over wound stealing I can’t wait for Milds’ reputation to get even worse
ghouls > beautiful mens > trannys
>>581406073It could be worse, a wound could recharge everyone 50% for free
>>581404012We ended up getting.Rakna, Almud, Seregios. Does Does Gaizamagorm count as Colossal?
>>581406073>Snoyboy LScuck when the Switch 2 Bow eats every wound at once, stealing their spirit gauge and now their boost bracer
>>581406438Gaismagorm is Xeno/Kulve/Jin sized not real big
I wish Wilds was good.
>>581392789Endgame usually sucks in MH, Sunbreak just had one of the better ones.
>
choco huntress
the tempered lala barina dogshuma event quest took me 25 minutesdo I suck or do I suck? bros I want the sword and shield
>25keky eks dee oo em gee
>>581409952>do I suck or do I suck?only one way to find out, stream it
>>581405712I thought that was a バ美肉 guy with VCthat can't make dirty jokes anymore after becoming a capcom creator
>>581399524We know Z**t
>>581408919isnt hbg one of the weakest weapons in wilds and lbg one of the strongest?
>>581376374holy kek it was framegenning hard on that video
>>581376374I was looking at the mouthcam and trying to think of something demeaning to saybut before I could type>he looks like a lance userI realized he was actually using the lance lmao
https://youtu.be/FuAK91aX05ASA, Araketadetailed explanation (?)
>>581412516>he looks like a lance userwhat does this even mean? he just looks like a jap dude
>>581376374This game’s whole existence has been a humiliation ritual for Capcom, it’s kind of impressive.
>>581412882I hadn't developed the post that far, but /mhg/ is full of lancel faggots for some reason, so it seemed like a decent hook
>>581411847unfortunately.rise hbg mogs
>>581413637Capcom was so violently close to making HBG have a few different playstyles that they burnt their wings and plummeted into infinite ammo bar-fill plinking from behind the shield that no one should use (except spread tackles which was killed before its time)
>>581406289it can if everyone isn't retarded and instead prioritize longer focus strikes first
>>581412864huh they sped up a bunch of regular attacks
i cant wait to grief by going for every wound and not using my boost bracer at all
https://x.com/TPK_Zt_/status/2100465710636114369Fat fuck
I can't wait to get kicked from a quest for "stealing" the host's wound
>>581412864
>>581415008TBS (total bird suicide)
Did the performance get any better?
>>581412864and the boost awakening slash gives you full sword charge / axe charge depending on which mode, and you get a very reduced frs charge time if you do it right after boost awakening slashno hyperarmor on boost awakening slash though
>>581415196We don't know because all of these might not have denuvo
>>581376374link for this?
>>581406230beautiful ghouls?
>>581415196Of course. Infact even more optimizations are on the way for the big release.
>>581415431https://youtu.be/ZZ4ac9DTDz4Lance. starts at 14:45
I want to play Wilds but I doubt my 3060 can handle it :(
>>581417067get it on switch 2
>>581416639jisas all those stuttering
another 抹茶 GL video against Teo this timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZicD9PGtL2Ystill don't know what Shell Lvl that is to prove diminishing returns
>>581417172ps5 please andastand
>>581417108I am not buying a glorified Android tablet.
>>581417265my snoyfag friend was making fun of pcfags by saying "stop complaining and just buy a new PC!" you know
>>581417067I had a 3060 12g for the demo and got like 45 fps without framegen, didn't really matter what settings I changedIt turned me off from ever interacting with the title again though
>>581417067>>581417585it definitely runs better than the demo nowadaysvery playable if you're fine with fake frames and fake textures
Thoughts on Arc Knight?
>>581405712Christ hammer has like zero delay now. It's nuts.Hoping some actually good gunlance footage shows soon. It's ranged from ok to rurishitter in quality.
>>581417350then you wont be able to play new games, not my problem
>very playable if you're fine with fake frames and fake textures
>>581417919He'd be alright if he didn't associate with that fat fuck.
MHXX HD+ would've ran at 480fps on a 3060
>>581418727So you like that he has a meltdown every 5 weeks over people not liking Wilds?
>>581418731Modern capcom would just ooooopscale the textures with actual indians and it would look worse lol
>>581419136People would mod it week 1
>>581374473ok but if they were having so much fun they'd be playing the game instead of making a meme to point out how much fun they are supposedly having
Man what a bummer, I wanted to play P3rd with /mhg/ but I cannot fucking connect to ZT no matter what I try
Is there a reason everyone is playing Lance now the day I finally complete my build?Literally every single run I've done today has had 2-3 lance users who were absolute shit.
>>581420030perhaps they got psy-opped by all the "Teo is gonna b super hard guyz" videos
>>581420030>Put DPS counter mod on>Do more DPS than other Lancers because they keep trying to do offsets>I just block and wack wack wack over and over again>Feels good man
>>581420524Doing arena Lance and I do enjoy the perfect blocks into pokes.
so dual blade does a billion hits and billion damage now
>Switch to Lance>Every pub takes forever>Go back to GS>Monsters die in a normal amount of timeI've been carrying these stupid fucking assholes with damage the entire time with GS?What the fuck?
>>581423572Butter knives
haha, keep us posted
has teostra's theme been put out yet?>>581388345namielle will be in the forestchameleos will be in the ruins
haha, keep us posted (2)
>>581417230japanese sounds so fucking grating to my ears>hai hai keko, sugoi desu ne hai nani eh?!?!? monhun language didn't bother me and that's just straight up gibberish.
teostra looks fucking lethargic, is this really master rank?
>>581424013This. I'd rather be listening to the beautiful language of Chinese instead. Fuck the dirty nip dogs.
>>581424379Chinese has such grating sounds though
>>581424379nah, chinese sounds fucking awful too.
>>581424196bro but everyone is triple carting
>>581424629performative carting
so how will they scale master rank? will they go the high rank route and add extra ranks like 8*/9*/10* on top of m6*?
>>581424379Mandarin is the worst sounding language on the planet per global surveys.
>>581424817Average player of any given video game is trash at it
>>581424883let me peer into my nefarious magic ball for the answer...
>>581424196Bro just wait once the real game comes out it will be harder and Teo will be as fast as at least Rise as the performance is fixed.
>>581424196didn't you see the double nova?
>>581425771parry bait
Wilds derangement syndrome is real
milds
nothing I could say about mildew could possibly be harsh enough
Bro the game is fixed back off
>>581426190>>581426315deranged
>>581425771just topple him in blast aura, how hard can that be?
i have almost 2 decades of experience of fighting toaster and kush, why the fuck should i even feel anything when seeing these 2 fuckheads?>ooooh it's teostra, the regal cucklord>ooooh it's kushala, the metallic headlock victimi'm more excited for the condom valstrax bird desu
it's a shame that collabs in MH now are restricted to other capcom games, FFXIV, and whatever rare games capcom wants to shill like the witcher and horizon zero dawngimme my silly anime collabs back>>581428790honestly i'd be all for them here if they actually incorporated weather gimmicks into their fights to make them stand out
Is every female set in sunbreak just a giant coat and hair?
>>581428907>if they actually incorporated weather gimmicks into their fightsthat seems extremely obvious considering they have a weather system but they already showed teostra just being a random goober.it'd be cool if teostra forced the icy area to start melting or something with his presence and force a cold drink from you. but capcom is a small indie company with no budget.
>>581429139Even if it was just visual that'd be something But the weather shit was already so half baked except for sometimes the ankle high water in the forest so I doubt it
>>581362475look at their armor
hehe
With the recent reveal, I don't think I have to shit on wilds anymore.because wilds shits on itself
I AM SO GLAD NATA IS HERE I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HUNT MONSTERS OTHERWISE LOL LMAO :^)
>>581428907>>581429139you know thinking about it it looks like teo isn't affecting weather at all, lmao how does wilds fumble this?
God, CorpseEater 5000, the manmade shitbull monster wyvern that tears people in half and then devours their hearts while they're still alive is literally me. I have never felt more heard than when I found out about it.
>ascendance is just GE 2 but lame, gay and jeetBravo, Capcom.
>>581429987it was the first thing i noticed. i thought the whole point of bringing the walking natural disasters to wilds was to take advantage of the dynamic weather system. but yet again, capcom just fucks up the easiest fucking shit imaginable.
this expansion is going to fucking suck and we're going to end up fighting arkveld for endgame all over again
You'll still... b-buy it... *cries*
>>581424379literal gweilo posting
>>581431083Never boughted Wilds :)
the idea of having to fight kushala, teostra and lao again is genuinely making me not buy it on release.
>>581430884gee z*xt how come you get to have two wives
Cavemen aren't known for good hygiene and clean asses, you know...
i'm already upset knowing that xu wu is probably getting the goss treatment and he's getting nothing in assdance
>>581429853I did not care for monster hunter wildsIt enshits upon itself
>>581432712why are there so many creeps in our lobbies?
the best cb user....
>>581433013Monster Hunter: World was an irrecoverable spinoff for /mhg/
Good morning, Saar! High Rise population now, Saar.
oh boy i can't wait for>the boring faggot EDs that are never fun to fight>valstrax as a pack monster>amatsu 3
>>581432754It'll be really gay if we don't get a new squid at all
Considering what Milds did with Gog they might even make Lao worse than he was before lmaoAre we ready for Zorah 2?
I'm coming back to Wilds and I have two characters, which one do I pick to prepare for Ascendance
>>581433781>LBG and lance>sony controller
>>581433781cheese early game with lbg and switch lance for end game builds
So.... ZSD is back on ascendance or it's back to the FRS spam?
Hammer retard here with a question about ammo, specifically for the HBG. I crafted a dragon HBG and I'm wondering if all my shots, like spread and normal, are gonna be dragon element unless I specifically change the ammo type to Fire or Thunder?
>>581434115zsd is definitely a lot stronger with the dash and soaring wyvern blade, but I don't think that's enough
>>581434207Normal/Pierce/Spread are rawExplosives ignore hitzonesElemental ammo is like 1 raw damage and full element otherwise
>>581434415>but I don't think that's enoughThere must be something else... ZSD just beats in coolness to FRS.
>grab the birds in rise >Practically become invincible Truly a return to form game.
how come I can still see you?
>>581436202If you just... don't use the birds... or the bugs... or any of the endgame armor sets... or fight half the roster... it's basically a classic game, totally indistinguishable from p3rd!!
>>581436202>Any time you get overwhelmed in Rice you can simply climb a wall and the monster can't do shit >Most, if not all the sets look like fucking garbageTruly a classic game
>>581436202just dont grab those
kek
wall climbing proofves?
I forgot how fucking weird Wilds feels to play cause of Focus mode
>>581436494This game is way worse than wilds but gets a pass cuz it was the bing bing wahoo cope.
>>581436202>Use baby blankies>Become a godTruly pushed monhun to greatness...>Use offset spams and pop zits 24/7>Monster becomes an abused housewifeNext gen monhun really is peak of greatness...>Use my 1 million styles >Rape the monsterOld gen so classic...>Dive under water to fight>everything controls like assSoaring to new peaks in monhun...>Hit the monster>Monster spins to win an fucks off into the sky for eight yearsMonster hunter...
In hindsight was P3rd better than 3U?
>>581436963lol no, there is a reason it is called peeturd
>>581436963>no camera lock-on>no retarded gimmick>no overbloat statsyes
>>581436963It's literally the only game in the series where you can rollslop through everything without evasion skills like it's dark souls so think whatever you will of that
mice is worse than wildssunbreak is worse than ascendanceshrimple as
>>581436561Everytime I got these "I don't need birds" tryhard fucks they insta carted to end game monsters.
>>581437207NYOOOO SHUT UP BING
>>581437134this is cope
where did all the teostra hype go? I thought we are excited for Monster Hunter Wilds Ascendance?
ascendance > sunbreak > wilds > miceshrimple as
>>581437134Having to go around the map to grab some stupid birds everytime you want to kill something it's the absolute worst shit they have ever done.
pingpingwapoo
>>581437207endgame monsters top up your bing birdsnonplayer spotted
eric samefagging again...
>>581437134>mice is worse than wilds>sunbreak is worse than ascendancefacts
>>581437497>he needed the bingbirds on normal monsters and normal mapslmaaaoooo look at this shitter ain'tnowayyyy
>>581437620Oh wow, it's like they expect people to use the birds then, huh? Toddlers never can make their minds about the bings.
>>581437709There is no "eric," Darren.
>>581437709bababababinnnnngggggg
>>581437207>magnamalo in HR>Tryhard fucks rush to fight him with their Reddit approved min max gear >3 carts in 2 minutesRise was a good way to see how many LARPers and shitters we have.
>>581437908shut up bing
>>581437829>DarrenQRD?
chandler bing
>>581437947Darren is a notorious tendie sperg that's been active for many years. Most famous for creating a really obvious falseflagging persona that he named "eric", where he pretended to be a sony fan. Was finally caught with hard evidence against him just a couple months ago, and has been melting down ever since.
>>581435086I'm still having issues understanding elemental ammo, anon. If I have Dragon/Fire elemental HBG is it still raw (white) damage for Normal/Pierce/Spread? Or are you saying if I switch to those elemental ammo with the elemental HBG I get bonus/full (orange) damage? I'm a meathead tainted by other RPG's this isn't making a whole lotta sense
>>581436963Depends.
>>581438059Wow, I knew nintendo fags were unhinged, but that's fucked up
>rice is easy parryslop>but I NEED every bingbird to not 3cartlike make up your mind sisters...
>>581438059is this your boogeyman?
im a nefarious booger eating ghoul
>Actually your namefag is fake>My namefag pretended to be your namefag so my console looks worseWhat the fuck causes this autism. It's not even console warring anymore.
>>581438297SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>581438297You're so close to getting it.
>>581438693It's just an asylum escapee performing his kabuki
does this mean doj isn't real?was she just a figment of our imaginations?
>>581438693It's a copypasta spammed by the sonypony that lives in the famitsu threads
>>581438950whatever you say, chelsea.
>>581436494mani wish i was around through rise release and witness the people having aneurysms in the thread when these fucking moves got revealed
>>581439068it was pretty boring. game died like weeks after release because the ending was title update
>>581439057Shut up, Theodore
>>581436202You don't though
enough with the rise talk, jared
>>581439135will you ever stop seething, vixen?
>>581439201No you shut up, xXxX_Sasuke_XxXx
rice can LEISURELY be beat with even the weakest attack in the game
is it webm night?
>>581439373even more proof Rise IS the return to form of Monster Hunter
>>581439270I enjoyed milds more than mice as it's a way better basegame, but assdance has the potential to be WORSE than SB
>>581439373Risessy is a casual toddler troonslop game
>>581439373>leisurely
Who else remembers the mandatory tower defense sections in klassik games like Generations where you had to defend the fortress from 50 Rathians? Worldsperms need not reply.
Just imagine a cute girl asking what weapon you play in monster hunter. Are you seriously gonna tell her you main Light Bowgun? Can you imagine the aura loss?
nefarious mice... stealing my fucking cheese
>>581439806>balistas>cannons>tower defenseit's like...LAO SHAN LUNG FROM THE FIRST GAME FUAAARK RISE REALLY IS CLASSVC
Nothing like dying generals that have super dedicated shitposters.You'd think at some point they'd get bored, or have any life outside the generalst hey stalk.Did any of you fucks actually talk about these games, was discussion to be had? Have you ever just questioned or entertained the idea of hanging up your hats and letting /mhg/ just completely die?Would anything really be lost for you guys if you just left?
>>581436202>Go without birds >Get 2 or 1 shot>Grab a handful bings>Monster barely does damage anymoreHoly peak, just like in PS2.
>>581440121>hey stalkI'm Dad!
>>581440121It's currently shitposter season as /v/ tourists flock to /mhg/ at ascendance news and famitsu schizos see it as easy pickings
>>581440227
>>581440121don't yuck my yum
>>581440121/mhg/ won’t die unless the next game is even worse than wilds. Even then the shitposters might just keep it alive all by themselves so they can continue their console wars.
If the next game is bad, we can just keep playing rise forever
>>581440121You voted for this
Petition to change Rise to Risessy from now on.
>>581440121Modern trolling is just repeating the same things again and again someone complained about. There is a reason why anons shitpost pictures with things wrapped in a twitter post. Actual posters eventually jump the ship so only shitposters are left eventually bumping each others posts.
>>581441302>Fagnet spikePlay an honest weapon.
which weapon has the biggest dick?
>>581441302Rise plays itself though?
Doj hereHey guys
So how old is Nona now
13-14
>>581443147Old enough to not fuck because its a pajeeta and you will get STDs, anon
Risessy be like>BING BING WAHOOO LESAGOOO ITSA ME TROONARIO -ACCCKKKKED!
Why is Wilds full of Indians?
but enough about Bahari
>>581439992Yeah, I main bowgun.
Risessy weakling hours
>>581440121No discussion can be had when the game itself leaves no room for it. Literally turbo retard baby easy game.I just wanna know what does it really take to finally wake up normalnoggers from realizing that they're actually eating up a sloppy bastardized MH. Do we have to let MH be like the recent wolverine until then? Who knows.
Risessy nefarious seething furious ghoul bing bing wahooo hours
>>581444461kek
ghoul dad or beautiful moms?
>>581444681soi
idk rise seems kind of funi dont get the emotional revulsion to it from boomers who thought FU was hard
rise looks uglyshit's too bright on my monitorit's meant to be played on a handheld
idk risessy seems kind of shiti get the emotional revulsion from boomers who like FU
Rise looksshit's on my monitorplayed on device
>>581440121I can't decide if you're talking about the namefags or not
ik rise seemsi get
Risessy meltie
>>581444083Keres is clearly an HBG user though
HBG is for sickosSeriously how do you not die I've never understood and I've been playing this shit since FU, it's only ever made sense to me in GU with Valor style
>>581447157Evade extender mostlylike the picture suggests you should always be thinking about your next shot, not the current one, a lot of the time you're going to be cutting 45 degree angles to the side of the monster to stay in the required range for your shot type
>>581440121>You'd think at some point they'd get bored, or have any life outside the generalst hey stalk.I work fulltime in big corpo in a managing position. Most of my shitposting is on the clock. I'm into lifting, fashion, everybody loves me. This is what girls think about me. My favorite MH is Tri btw.
I'm so sick of gunners thinking they're real people desu
I think we should be allowed to publically hang gunners.
>>581446584>but it's fun!it just means that your idea of fun is when things are easier aka retardified until it fits to your idea of funthat means you're a retard
gunner forced orgasm
>>581447541A man wrote that
gunner bit my dog
>>581441305>implying voting matters
>>581447698Rise, World and Wilds really are the retard proof games.
>>581447763I did NOT expect this reply whatsoever
>>581447554This but CB users, longsword users, insect glaive users, sword mode switch axe users, guard lancers, combo GS, non-guild hammer, counterslop consumers, and probably some other irrelevant yet obnoxious thing I'm not thinking of
>>581447913I also want to make love to you anon while playing Monster hunter dos.
>>581447963I don't do sex buddy, sorry. You can glaze me and worship me though.
>>581447698circumsizing your own cock is challenging btw
>>581448054Just admit that you're impotent because of your "supplements" bro
We gotta move on from this idea that FU was goodIt was slop that Japanese school children bruteforced through in parties of 4 and then you picked up and forged an identity over soloing
>join the room for some fun huntz>instantly get bombarded with discord invites and erpwhy are groomers like this?
FU was fun and thus goodTiggy riggy is my hero
>>581448382>he isn't a japanese schoolboy
It’s Banbaro time
