Theodora's Feet edition>What is /feg/?/feg/ is the general dedicated to the discussion of games from theFire Emblem franchise.>Fire Emblem Series Summaryhttps://rentry.org/y8rkm>Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guidehttps://rentry.org/7368i/>Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendarshttps://x.com/FE_Heroes_EN/status/2098245226813079948>Fire Emblem Heroes Links & Guideshttps://pastebin.com/TguPqnsT>Fortune's Weave Nintendo Directhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RaZiSBaJfU [Embed] [Embed]>Latest FEH Trailerhttps://youtu.be/kArRJI3uffw >Latest FES Trailerhttps://youtu.be/5OsCFE7M_OY>/feg/ National Anthemshttps://youtu.be/_2i6ARd5SD4https://vocaroo.com/1ejOOgmzSwymPrevious >>581343475
Mu.
Gilchris is a huge dick
Sex with Fabio
Shitty brown game.
Where are the furriest? Where are my units that can turn into wolves and foxes? I miss fates
>>581360309soooo I'm just gonna abuse the wheel in my first playthrough (like in my first playthroughs of lower difficulty other games) to get better level up rng.
>>581360694Difficultybros...We lost
>>581360786what happened to his eyes
Who's the most popular lord? Seems to be either Leda or Dietrich
>>581360786what's with this guy and dogs
I had FE7 on GBA as a kid and didn't like it. In the 25+yrs since I've played FFT, Shining Force, XCOM... it's time to play FE. Which should I start with? Mystery of the Emblem seems interesting because it contains a remake of 1 but idk if that's the right place to start. And ofc everyone raves about Geneaology but I get the impression it's different enough that it would be weird going to any other entry afterwards.
>>581360786>DyingIs this Leda's paralogue or Bertrand's?
>>581361112With fujos and women dietrich with men Leda
Say sorry to the queen of /feg/ now!
>>581361187Lesbians already claimed Leda chud
>>581360786Pathetic king...
Cutesythea
>>581361156It's an act 2 mission.You recruit Aswan and go to kill Gilchris
>>581361129FE: Vestaria Saga
I can fuck ninae I won
Wtf does Ninae even do
>>581361034He's isolated, desperate and close to losing his mind. Bertrand and Theodora are surprise attacking his capital when everyone thought they would march straight to Dagsion, Aswan has rebelled and Martilla, his advisor, is nowhere to be seen.
>>581361263I'd rather recruit Gilchris and kill Aswan....
>>581360786He's the hottest guy in the game and you can't even recruit him. WHYY
>>581361263I don't want to recruit Shitwan thoughbeit. She's a whore.
>>581361358Birth my sons
>>581361263>You recruit Aswan and go to kill GilchrisLemme guess, Bertrand helps?
>>581361263>Aswan support list soonThink she'll have anyone else apart from Leda, BBC and bird?
Can I romance Dante
>after you progressclose enough to Gilchris he just sets fire to a bunch of tile.Lame. I hate maps that do this.
>>581361416So we have a common enemy to fight but then we just decide to fuck over Gilchrist specifically? Because everything must revolve around Aswan and Bertrand? Fuck this game and this nigger loving shit story
Post your name suggestions for Eshmel
I await the art of Castor plapping Aurora
>>581361508Bertrand straight up becomes king of Brezarant and gets Mars's blessing to rebel against Dagda alongside Theodora.
>>581361445Sorry sweetie here's irrelevant bandit number 5 with 3 supports
>>581361445Sorry you'll have to make do with the 2736329 ugly bandits who barely have five supports between them!
>>581361646Cuck
>>581360537Thoughts: the maps are too easy even on hard classic, like way too easy it's the same difficulty as normal mode on older titlesthe only time my Fabio and Esme were even in danger was when I was hand feeding them exp on the map and just moving them solved the problem. Dietcoke just doubles everything. So this game is like 3H x SoV dungeon mechanics and explore. It's a full effort game because they went to a huge amount of effort with the explore and the anime scenes. Even the cutscenes feel alive like anime scenes.
Has avatar romance actually been removed or are you fags just doomposting cause no one's beaten the game yet?
Does the enemy quality get any higherI feel as if Dietrich has godmode on and one rounds everythingThe only mission that has given me pause was the Anatolia one (Dietrich route) Catania ftw
>>581361508But of course. Like I said, Bertrand is basically the protagonist of part 2.Oh and btw I am watching this stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lN2UeuqmlMI got tired after nobody was leaking anything so I'll just watch this instead. Hopefully there isn't much left of part 2.
>>581361646Cuckoo
>>581361642Arago is supporting Dagda. Isolating Dagsion is a sound strategy, no? Also they only got Dagda to retreat through missiles.
>>581361250Can I at least fuck a cute loli like Lysithea in FW?
>>581361818No romance. Not like Shitgage where the localization team censored it, there's straight up no romance for the bird.
The Cycle of Colorism ENDS with Fortune's Weavehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPG-PYRvMQ
>>581361868>Like I said, Bertrand is basically the protagonist of part 2.niggershit game lol
>no one gave a fuck Heroes dropped a new trailer
>>581361918You can fuck Mu (16)
>>581361818goliath fucks THAT?
>>581361918Aren't Cai's friends younger?
>>581361868Bertrand-sama is so amazing! kakkoi sugoi!!!
>>581361938Good. The sooner that game dies the better
>>581361918lol no
I love Shamir
>>581361868>NOOOOO DON'T NTR ME
>>581361868>>581361931>>581362032Theodora* and Bertrand
>>581361868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6F1O6RcYY
If I choose to skip all the busy work how long will my playthrough be?
Any chances of them appearing in a DLC?
If someone doesn't get melted alive I will be heavily disappointed
>>581361929>48 minutesFuck that
>Watching game streams instead of actually playing itEmbarrassing it took me this long to realize the thread is so shit because everyone's actually playing the game and all thats left is schizos and third worlders
>>581362169Probably the same length as a standard FE game since most are around 25 chs
>>581361938B-but cyl wins...
>>581362265yeah no shitI'm not playing this cuck game.I'm waiting to see how the paired endings look so I can laugh at cucksmellfags.
chubster has more depth bros
what are the max slots so I can team build for all you that have seen act 3 etcI need to plan if I can recruit beyond Dietrich's cutscenes party>>581362265For all they boast about cucking all shitskins can do is watch
>>581361818No one knows. Game is long and nobody has the endings
>>581361445dlc trust the plan
>>581362208Fug forgot pic
>>581361929Jesus. Brown people really do just want to take over everything they didnt make huh? "Progress" just means eradicating white skin to them.
>>581362265>He bought a shitch 2 only for one gamelol enjoy your $500 tablet
Why does Fjorm’s lance look so out of place in Fortune’s Weave?
>>581362169You won't be able to recruit anyone if you do that
>>581362443So she was a bandit before?
>>581362449>For all they boast about cucking all shitskins can do is watchKek, good one
>>581361929>He thinks that engage whitewashed IkeHe was never black though...
>>581362449>For all they boast about cucking all shitskins can do is watchkilled those fags clean
>>581362520Because you hate her. Why do you hate her?
>>581360779Mutual sniffing with Mu!
Gay Sex with Dietrich
>>581362449Cool story.Cucksmell still won't get an ending with Sofia.Enjoy the cuck perch, faggot.
>>581361445> hottestthats not zarcone or guzran anon
>>581362520Spearhead is way too large
>>581361929don't ever give an inch to these monkeyslook at how much they try to take.
>>581362449KEKAROOO
>>581362676His real name was Eeyke Hoyabembe
>MOOOOM SEIROS WON'T PASS ME THE CONTROLLER
>>581360831Many are asking for this
>>581362830cucksmell cuck status?
Sex with Nuzzuo
>>581362265Im not wasting 600$ for 3H 2.0 bro
sex with marianne's grandma!
>>581362996>I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY
>>581361868> Troy literally summons orbital laser strikesDamn
Not interested in Nigga Emblem
Catania lost everything in the Cydonia Massacre just like Leda but you’d never know it since she doesn’t mention it in dialogue at all…
>>581363080holy fucking hag
Why the fuck is there so much spam about "cucking"? The fuck did I miss while playing or is it just a schizo having a melty?
>>581363080SHE'S A GRANNY
>>581362459we need a grills and rolex edit
>>581363230Because the avatar doesn't have romance options, making him a cuck.
>>581363080>79Used hag
>>581363230This user is a paid shill
>>581363080Uuuh??
did you really buy a switch 2 just for fortunes weave lmao
>>581361868he should have been a main lord, where they afraid?
>>581362996I don't think anybody has posted a legitimate cool scene in the game
>>581363080>cucked by agedlol
>>581363080Oh yeah cresties can live for centuries
>>581363230Stop doing this bit where you pretend to not know why this is a cuck gamr
>cai sama PLEASE stop fucking all the women p-please leave someone for me
So far. i really don't see the 10/10 scores the game has been getting
>>581360779Gay sex with her
>>581363230Women in this game are very slutty and/or coalburners
>>581363230Yes
>>581361929Fire Emblem is now a PoC franchise, Heroes is now the containment game for the pervy chud audience
>>581363230this game is almost ridicolously sexually charged and the ''true protagonist'' is conveniently kept out of all of it
Someone please fuck this woman
>>581363080>hates religionTrash woman
>>581362443>...and Sofia was a good friendI can shitpost with this.
>>581363230There are many dramatic romantic subplots in this game and the avatar has no romance. Self-insertfags are going insane.
>>581362465Wouldn't she be from the future?
>>581362208>>581362465FE Warriors 3
>>581363619PLEASE FUCK ME SIROCCO
>>581363230There's no romance for the player character, and even if there was, the female characters in this game are used goods, it's seriously WRPG-tier
>>581363619jesus christ it really is whore emblem. not a single good girl
>>581363619you dont see citrinne acting like this.
>>581363552At this point I wouldn't even be surprised to see something like that line in the game
Cai status? Our boy or not?
>>581362265Nobody is paying to play this baby piss easy game retard.
>>581362524Boy I miss when just playing the main appeal was enough to recruit characters
WHY DOESN'T THIS GAME REVOLVE AROUND MEI'M THE PROTAGONISTEVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABOUT ME, ME, ME, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581363936Goldmary though
>Time to grade these Twin Jewels! Talimun, that sounds so gay
>>581363619I will take this bullet.
>>581363619she gets so lonely she rapes a gender confused child
>>581364001Gigachad says this
Playing Leda's route and I did not expect Sirocco to be the smartest and most rational person by far
>>581364001Everything in this game is about me albeit
>>581364001I can't believe we have Dagdaposting already.
>>581364090>actually you shoudn't kill evil bastards because they'll be replaced by other evil bastardsno shut the fuck up sirocco you're not smart
>>581364001I'm sure it's doing wonders for this game right now lmao
>>581364209kek
>>581363979goated with the saucecan even fuck Anatolia
>>581363979Ugly nigger with dreads, so no
>>581363979He's Roy handled well. I like him. He's not really annoying and its cute how he tries to help out Peter
*shits diapers*
>Dietrich's route>expect Castlevania>it's white boy summer on a tropical island instead
should I play engage? not buying a switch 2 for this flop.
>>581364001Dadga...
>>581363375>>581363586>>581363615>>581363634>>581363912Uea but how do you know this when the game just released and is +150 hours?
>>581364001J*panese players unironically think like this. I'm glad they finally made a game that us Westerners can enjoy without getting the ick.
>>581364090And not just that, he's funny and charming too.
>>581363971Why did they add 80 ugly bastards and NOT him. I have so many questions.
>>581363581Shitposting aside this game is an 8/10 at best. It's just the paid by Nintendo journos has always giving high scores.
>>581364367Engage is a game you'll have fun playing, it won't pad your time with "skippable" content that's 80% of the game to justify its cost.
>>581364291Roy is Roy handled well. Cai is some wannabe nigger who'll never be Roy.
Did you guys know that Leda wants revenge? She doesn't talk about it much so it's easy to miss
This game was made for westoids this is not a japanese game
>>581363080>Hag>Used goods>Fedora tipperMariannefags still wanna claim her?
Wow so the Bertrand dick sucking ks actually worse than I thought and gets turned up to 11 in part 2This isnt a just a cuck game, its basically saying kill all whites and worship black dick
>>581363619This is literally engage tier writing but at the same time I think it's even worse, this game doesn't do anything good omg.
>>581364437He always have been based.
>>581364291Kill yourself. I mean that without any hyperbole.
>>581364379Some people got the game early and a few got half way into it. And a few game reviewers said no romances but we still can't 100% confirm this.
>>581364661Yes. Her granny from hundreds of years ago doesn't change the fact that she's the best.
>>581364669Bertrand and Dietrich are the worst case of "need to spell it out" I've seen in years.Every other scene someone show up to say how pretty they are, how strong they are or how kind they are.It's so fucking obnoxious. Bertrand literally gets gifted with shit for doing NOTHING
>>581363971Kek if this were persona this guy would shit out an entire dungeon from the sheer anxiety of seeing Bertrand again. Raksha brings up anxiety too.
>>581364661I'd still breed her senseless
>>581364709Team FE seem to love gundam kek
>Always pronounced it Vul nery>Just found out it's Vul ner ary
>>581364291>He's literally Roy but better guys!!!Do Caicucks really?
>>581364456He's meant to be like Berkut, the snobby childish prince who sucks and is a rival to a main protagonist, it's just he lacks the aura of cool Berkut has
Man we actually were 100% right on Gilchris. It's a full on blacked NTR plot...
>>581364709Not this one no
>>581363230Mark didn’t have any romance options, do people call him a cuck?
>>581363080Can anyone check whether her crest is a major or minor one, and the ages of other crest bearers too? Because if it's a minor crest then this changes a lot of the debate around it. If Dimitri is an extremely sick outlier and all crest bearers regardless of generation and crest can casually reach 200-300 years of age then it explains a lot why people value them and why the crested tend to reach positions of power.
you can be old as shit and still pure;_;
>>581365071Arvis if he was a seething cuck
>>581365071they're both browm
>>581364865>Breeding a woman whose virginity was already claimed by a previous manMan this really is cuck general
>>581365071>Arvis if Sigurd survived and came to haunt him later
This is so fucking trash LMAO THIS IS THE FUCKING MAIN PLOT NOT EVEN A PARALOGUE
>>581363626Religion told her her bloodline is cursed for something that can happen to literally any crestbearer.
Wait...what do you mean mom's coming home with the belt? NOOOOOOOOOOO->sharts aggressivelyAIEEEEE BALOR SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>581365163What's the point of fucking a virgin hag with 0 eggs?
>>581364669That's fucking based. polkiddies BTFO
>>581365292meet your true protagonistsand Dietrich, I guess
>>581364891Skill issue
>>581365102Even in 3H they did mention that crest holders live longer than those without it.
>>581365071my guy
>>581365284>>581365187You guys do know arvis pretty much gets put into the chair by the end of FE4 and has to watch as the lotyrians rape and kill children before Seliph kills him via suicide by cop right?
But anons, you old me Cai will flop, why is every YouTuber playing as Cai? This is not what you promised
>>581365071This shit is insufferable.
>>581364001wolfags in dawntrail
how would you apologize to the divine one?
>>581365363crestags are like goku and vegita she's still in her prime
>>581365292>people bought a $500 Shitch 2 and $80 game just get fellate a black man and get cucked out of every romance
>>581365482I've only seen youtubers play as Dietrich and Leda
How come that ever since Fates IS has yet to make a game where playing all paths/routes feels actually fun gameplay wise instead of pretty much forcing yourself to do it for the obligatory "Gotta do it for le lore/story"
>>581365482Saving the best for last
>>581363979His route is the worst of the 4. It's basically the baby mode of FW with shitty maps and a kid friendly story with no lore. He's easily the least popular of the 4 lords.
>>581363080So she’s Maurice’s granddaughter more likely
Why do some black americans think this game was made for them or that this is about racial politics? It's like people can't stop putting murkan identity politics into everything.
>>581365482chuds were trying to meme it into reality because they hate that he's black and the girls all want his bbc
>>581365378You're a polkiddie, you just swing for the team that has ugly chimps.
https://x.com/yugi__muto/status/2100598512170029353When even the japs are saying the game is too easy you know something is wrong
>>581365598>waaaaaaaah you have to let me romance the pngLet me guess you spend thousands on gacha shit
>>581364874Then again FE was pretty much born from the imagination of gundam creators.They're incestuous sister franchises, in more ways than one.
RIP TO OUR GUY
>>581365780>the game is too easy >shows a dumb skirmish map that is supposed to be cleared in 3 turns
>>581365292EVERYTHING MUST BE ABOUT BERTRANDGod why
>>581365675>playing all paths/routes feels actually fun gameplay wiseNigga, Birthright is boring and Revelation has dumb gimmicks.
>>581365415It was implied to be mostly for major crest havers or first generation ones like Yuri. If it's ALL of them then Edelgard is straight up an idiot who will have to instate pogroms or display blatant favoritism towards commoners to make her world a reality.
>>581365905>OUR GUY LOSTCan I let him live?
>>581365292BERTRAND-SAMA PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE
>>581364874If char I mean Sirus from mystery of the emblem wasn't already proof enough of this over 30 years ago
>>581365949Protagonist
>>581365786You are subhuman, do not respond to me
>>581366010Nope. Forced boss
goofy aah nigga
>>581366093uh oh melty
>>581365071I WANT HIM HE'S SO CUTE
>>581365071I can't help but root for him.
>>581366098Damn, I hoped he could run away like Claude.
>>581366101We used to be a proper series
Didn't Kusakihara want to direct an FE6 remake?
>>581366173bertrand...
>>581366101>actual urkelcel
>>581366101nigga got that sad tree cut
>>581366101is there a single decent design in the game
>>581366101Zelda NPC proportions
>>581365071So Gilchris is if Arvis had to deal with a half burnt down Sigurd coming back to kill him before gen 2 ever happened? Wtf based
>>581366101he reminds me of a cartoon but i can't remember which
>Slither AI, generate 10 TB of Saint Seiros deepfakes
>>581365993Because while Edelgard may be right that Crests don't give you a right to rule or makes you inherently better as a leader, if you can live to 300 you will inevitably become a better potential leader than normal humans if you put your mind to it.
>>581365780TOTAL CAI VICTORY
>>581365482>playing the worst lord firstNot the gotcha you think it is Caicuck
>>581366290Dietrich and Fabio are cool.
>nothing but broke ass thirdies kvetching >everyone else is too busy playing the gameSad.
>main defense against the undead are big laser cannons that cause giant explosions>kills like 2 dudes per shot>big grug throw big rock and big laser kaputt instantlyso this is the power of technology
>>581366452Why are you eating your own chess pieces Solel
watch this fag he's the only one going all the way to the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lN2UeuqmlM
is it worth buying Fortune's Weave if you've had a turbulent history with the localization of these games. Granted, you can't hack your Switch 2 or emulate to protest but I have been very wary since my experiences with Fates and Engage.
>>581365071Isnt this guy like emporeor or something? Just move on and find a more loyal woman.
>>581366101Blackrock WON
>Dagda is GIGA EVUL because he started drinking flamma, humans turned into drinks>They literally kill half the blacks in Dagsion in part 2 to make him drinksSO GOOD KUSOAKIHARARUIN NABATEANS EVEN FURTHERPROVE EDELGARD RIGHT
>>581366548>game tailor-made for thirdies>they're kvetchingHow'd they fuck up this bad
>>581366596Edeltard will never be right because this isn't Fodlan and her beef is with Rhea who didn't do those things
>>581366596Nigga-Cola
How does the route switching work? I picked Dietrich at random but kind of want to main Cai instead.
>>581366596If one guy starts putting humans into a blender and drinks them, does that make all guys in the world evil?
>>581363634They are as pathetic as the women who can't read shit unless it's reader self insert where they can live the delusion of fucking their husbando.
Please tell me there's less between chapter bullshit than three houses
>>581366596>RUIN NABATEANS EVEN FURTHERA labNabatean is the Hero, just like in 3H. Nabatean supremacy keeps happening.
this game made me more racist and I was absolutely sure I was already capped out on that stat
>>581366580This game seems directly influenced by Treehouse, there's probably very little changed between the versions
>>581366712Edelgard was always right. No human should ever live under the boot of a scaly no matter how benevolent she may present as.
>>581366596That just proves Rhea right
>heh, if you dislike this game full of browns you are brown
>>581363619Wow, they actually did it. A woman thirstier than Fiora.
>>581360694When does this stop feeling like Persona or Metaphor already? It's been all story and little gameplay so far, and some of that has been dungeons
So basically the war arc is >Theodora and Bertrand talk 90% of the time>the lord you've chosen that wasn't Theodora stays in the background with his other mooks and make quips once in a whileYou have to do this shit 4 times.
>>581366896Dragons are good and humans should be ruled by them, for their own good
>>581366596BASED COLA DRINKERDAGDA IS BASED
>>581366904Keep crying little SEAmonkey.
Do we know if a route is more difficult than the others so far?>>581366774also piggybacking this, I read that if you complete a route's part 1 you get bonus exp for other routes you begin, is that something I can turn off?
>>581366967>When does this stop feeling like Persona or Metaphor already?Anon... you might want to sit down for this....
>>581364001When you realize their obsessesion with cucks and purity bullshit it's all about their little egos and nothing more, yes, it's all a meltdown about the game (and the world) not revolving around them.
>>581367030>Theodora and Bertrand talk 90% of the timetrue protagonists after all
So from everything I've seen the entire plot is basically Dietrich's Bwc vs Bertrand's BbcHow far off am I?
>>581365187Arvis was always a pathetic cuck
>>581365187More like Arvis if Sigurd hadn't died. Deirdre didn't love him, his sons don't respect him, his side piece is dead, and he became a puppet king whose reign only made by things worse. The only person who right well of his is Julia and that's became she's retarded.
>>581367030>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE BASILIO AND FLAVIA???>THEY WILL. I WILL FORCE BASILIO AND FLAVIA DOWN THEIR THROATS UNTIL THEY LIKE IT. EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST FUCKING THING I DO IN LIFE
>>5813669044chan browns are intensely self-loathing and desperately want to be white. Just look at any /pol/ meetup, it's always a bunch of brown hispanics and asians with the occasional mulatto.
>>581367030Just skip it after playing it once. The reviewers said you get exp from skipping part 2 anyway
>>581367225He was a smart cunning cuck, not a short-tempered coward cuck
>>581365476Sorrow or the common man and all that kill yourself
>>581366596>>581366896It also revealed that Solel and the other gods were the ones who put him to sleep after he went mad and never really intended for him to wake up. Good Nabateans are a thing and Solel might as well be the golden boy.
so... is fabio the true main character of dietrich route?
>>581367426No, it's Bertrand and Theo.
>>581367392Its almost with Jews, you lose.
i finally got the collectors edition and there's nothign spoielery in the artbook other than the dragons. We don't even get the timeskip designs >:(
Talimun killed Mariahahahahahahahaha this retarded game I swear
>The whole story is just evil men with mommy issuesGood lord
>>581367321every engagefag is this
>>581367586NOOOOOOO
>>581367586um sweetie killing your parents is a FE staplehell you kill your dad in engage
>>581367047divine dragon coochie
>The last true fe fan.
Huh, by the sounds of it Talimun is an enemy in part 2. I wonder if you can recruit him somehow or else he's actually just dead in part 3
Literally the daughters of Manus from DS2
There is not a single actual white man in the entire online racist movement.
longbow is heavy
>>581367586>niglet kills his coalburner momart reflects reality
THEY HAD A PERFECTLY TINY HUB IN PART 2 AND 3 REEEEEEEE
This might be the worst game in human history
>>581367586why so many off screen deaths
>>581366101Omfg Chicken Run
>>581367586Mariabros....
>>581367858Stop projecting
>>581366596No wonder Dagda is scared shitless of his mommy. Instead of ruling properly he just parties and eats all day, fucks humans, and turns them into drinks. Fat fuck
KEK
>he thought the great replacement was a joke
>>581367768>Engage was the most recent FE game when he last said thisI wonder what he'd say about this DEIslop
>>581368063It's their own continent...
>>581368025You are a self hating brown man. Everyone knows it. You are the only one who still thinks he is fooling anyone.
>>581366101Idk what is up with some jap artists, they make the most piece of shit designs ever, like every single protag in smt since apocalipse looks like garbage.The new persona 6 protag also looks like garbage with that retarded bowlcut
who was this game even for... the more i play, the more im confused... like, i dont even mind black people, but making them like this isn't precisely nice, you know? specially when the game ends up feeling so... hollow and pointless. like a bunch of filler for a bunch of lore that matters little. ugh
>>581367397Solel is looking dumber and dumber by every lore drop holy shit
>>581367586At least Talimun did something good
I propose this cope:Remember the original drunk leaker said that part 1 had it's own separate character endings, what if every information from reviewers has been about the part 1 paired endings and none of them ever saw the part 3 endings?
>>581360694Arthur!
Is Raksha wearing that big ugly robe because she's pregnant?
>>581367887>FE5 long bowInteresting.
>>581368207was this announced to be male or female yet
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS...Gameplay?
>>581368332yeah, Dietrich impregnated her
>Shamir was alive when all this ridiculous shit was ancient forgotten historyThank goodness
>>581360694so how is fortunes wind?I havent played it and probably wobt until next month im busy at work right nowkepp it spoiler free
>>581367858white people are comically apologetically anti-racist irl, it's actually kind of pathetic just call one racist and they'll melt down and jump through hoops to prove they aren't
>>581363914Shut up, nigga. Finally getting women with a libido.
>>581368429the voice is very obviously male
It's funny, people here laugh at Dagda for being a crybaby who's afraid of his mother for only thinking about himself, when they're crying because the game isn't about sucking Eshmel's dick.
>>581368441>/feg/ says the fluff is cut down in act 2>check stream>20 minutes since last mission>still in cutscenes
>>581366559Because he just as much wants to get along with his grandkid as he is to punish his daughter fucker
>evil white fodlan ruled by the awful oppressive isolationist church>like 1000 years of stability with like 3 major wars in all that time until some dumbass gets duped by underground jews into starting a world war>good diverse dagda>absolute shithole full of bandits, constant fighting, and bloodgames until some insane schizo dragon turns everyone into purple zombiesâ„¢ and tries to destroy the worldwhat did IS mean by this
>>581368441>>581368742It's what modern fire emblem fans want. Go back to bed grandpas.
>>581368542Dagda is a fatass manchild who ran the continent into the ground and hes afraid of what Sothis (mom) will do to him because of it.
>>581368670dangan will never get a real female protagonist... (spinoff games don't count)
DAMMIT KOMURO EXPLAIN HOW GRADIVUS/PARTHIA/MERCURIUS/HAUTECLERE GOT TO FODLAN
>Theo and Bertrand are completely disgusted with Lind's cruelty>meanwhile Dietrich in the background
>>581367268> anons itt think arvis was right to side with the childkilling cult if sigurd was blackthe fe4 remake cant come quick enough
the story is such a kitchen sink of different ideas
>>581368908Kill yourself
>>581369010Not all people deserve that actually
>part 112 chapters per lord>part 26 chapters>part 3??? chapters. I'm imagining 8-10?Wonder how many unique maps there are
>>581368441What gameplay? I only care for the story and characters in this games :)
>>581368908They want to watch movies?
>>581369010the shining star in all this shit
>>581368441I joked 10 years ago when awakening released that fire emblem should just become a visual novel at this point.Its not a joke anymore
>>581368915I jsut want to know about the gameplay i prefer to learn about the lore myselfIm competly blidn to the game i know nothing except a few characters artIs there any more monestary shit in there?
this good map design?>>581369110already confirmed 6 part 3 chapters
>>581365317>Dagda: I'll suck your dick...I'll eat your shit...
>>581368982Is Kumoro really the writer?
>>581369010>that's my fetish.jpg
Im glad I didnt buy this black cock worshipping, cuck game
>>581367135You have been seething for days now lol go play the game miserable retard.
can Lind and Theo just shut up for a moment?
>>581369110Are they really making us replay the first 18 chapters 4 fucking times? Tell me that's not true. I'm canceling my preorder if it is.
>>581369010based psycho
I'm glad I bought this game that makes chuddies shit and piss themsleves
>>581369280>More 1 tile corridorsThis looks like a worse rendition of Conquest's Stairway
>>581369280zero castle interior maps? sad
>>581369146Nintendo has always been a generation or two behind the times. Now they're entering their remakes-and-moviegames era. Next gen they'll drop physical media.
How should I build Mu?
>>581363914Based
How is it going? Is Leda a Dimitri? I really don't like the designs but if someone is like Dimitri I may consider to buy the switch 2
>>581368897in the opening where the explain the geography it's described as mostly peaceful but then. you read backstories and it's nothing but fleeing the destruction of a village or Dagda wiping out an entire tribe
What’s sex with Dagda like?
Cai's + 1 move personal might just be the best personal in the game? He's just zooming around everywhere
>>581369596Im glad you're out of pocket $600 for Cuck Emblem too
>>581367895Didn't see that coming
>playing phoenix modeLolLmao even
>>581369684Leda is just a raging Bisexual, more leaning towards lesbian. There's no Dimitri
>>581369347Why is Sothis just sitting by and watching as her crazy kid kills millions?
>>581369707stinky
>>581369684Leda is cucked by the plot because her target of assassination dindu nothing and he becomes the protagonist later on in the story.
>>581368441>>581368742>>581368908>>581369128>>581369191If you don't like the story you can skip it by pressing one button, you dumb fucking nigger
>>581369531Part 2 is the same for everyone
>>581369280>Flanking fliersHell no. If I see fucking ambush spawns....
>>581365187Arvis was a seething cuck. The difference is that he also had some redeeming qualities. FW doesn't care about making villains that aren't pathetic little bitches.
>>581369468Dietrich is black now...?
>>581369684Trash. No, she gives up her revenge to fellate Bertrand like everyone else and then becomes pointless like everyone else aside from Theodora and Bertrand.
Is it true that the game actually makes it seem Edelgard was right from the comments in these threads?
>>581369857But then you're left with dogshit gameplay so what's there worthwhile in this game?
>>581369684Leda's revenge plot is the most pathetic thing in this game, she quickly folds and gets on her knees for Bertrand. Its just a humiliation ritual, by design, so that she looks stupid while Theo on the other hand is shown as dignified and strong at all times
>>581369857>there's no middle ground between "0 story" and 25 minutes of repeating the same thingSmartest 3h fan
>>581369738He's crazy goodHis ornius move plus his personal and he can just spam his aoe,shit and kiteYou can probs solo the game with hi
>>581369021In the fe4 remake they will add a crazy bitch called Not!Leda who wants to kill Sigurd for something retconned into the narrative, additionally she will also want to fuck him and Seliph will have another half sister for him to bag.Thoughts?
Either this walkthrough guy sucks balls at the game or the game actually gets difficult starting act 2.His units aren't doing that great against the enemies at normal difficulty. Then again he might have not grinded at all in act 1, I haven't seen the previous videos.
>>581369968>the token white guy is a fagolaevery time
>>581370016No, it's an Edeltard shitposting. He pivoted after his sequel narrative failed completely.
>>581370016One of the nabateans is bad but that doesn't mean Rhea or all of them are bad so no
Dietrich is straight up mentally retarded.
This game is going to surpass 3H based off the initial reception. Normalfags are going crazy for it.
>>581370230He's just rushing through the game, not caring if his new recruit die since you can just steamroll with Dietrich and now Bertrand. Yes, not kidding.
are war elephants enemy-only or something?
>>581369821>>581369856>>581369971>>581370070So disappointing, she looked great design wise. Will wait for an emulator then
>>581370286He's from Fodlan, of course he is. The only smart person there was Lindhart and he could make his room his own independent nation if he could.
>>581365097He had Lynn you tourist
>>581370286>*Dietrich is GAY up mentally retarded
>>581370230I'll let you knowI'm on Dietrich's route but the only enemy threatening me has been Anatolia being buffed by a map gimmick
>Game set in a fantasy Africa>Most of the white characters are foreignersWhy are people screeching about brown people again?
>>581370472You'll be waiting till your grave, the Switch 2 is unhackable.
>>581370519> lyn ends up with hector/florina/rathwhy do you lie?
>>581370404b-but... go woke go broke? no, this has to flop... it just has to...
Mangs LOVED the boss fight against Cetus/feg/ LOST
>>581370230He is extremely retarded and plays like shit
So why did dagda start a war? Isn't he the ruler already?
>>581367538This dude only has half a beard.
>>581370286and we love him for that
>>581370715>He thinks that /feg/ cares about MangsKek, lmao even.
>>581370753Why not, gotta do something
>>581370637because Africa and Africa-settings are DEI mindgames somehowits literally just "mai white waifu anatolia cant a rank eshmel"
>>581370404The continued death of Fire EmblemNext game isn't even going to have the SRPG gameplay
Why is Dadga brown when his other relatives from Fodlan and his mom are white?
>>581370753He's racist and hates Theodora people, so the BLACK QVEEN rises against the oppressor.
>>581370753Other people occupied the land while he was asleep for hundred years
>>581370838You care bigly.
>>581360694How is the game so far? I'm on guard duty right meow, waiting till all the faggots in the building leave so i can start my sesh at midnight
>>581370963/feg/ is an Excelblem general.
>>581370835>Game focus solely on the niggers for part 2
People really acting like next game wont be set in another White as snow country with 50 whites and 2 obligatory black and half-black characters
because he owns the brown continent
>>581370753He wants to sacrifice 1 million people to gain souls or something to become as powerful as his mommy SothisBonus: he is racist and uses Theodora and the forest people as an excuse
>>581370567If you're playing in English, how quickly does it get tiring to hear Mikaela go "And that's why I'm the redblade!" each time she kills an enemy? Because from what I'm hearing it's rather irritating.
ive never played a FE game before, should I pick the new one up or start with a different title?
>Bridge map with flying attackers AND ambushWhat is this absolute dogshit LOL
>>581371067It's really good, Lenny. Look over there and think about the rabbits
Am I going insane or are level ups in this game pure fucking shit? Either I'm massively unlucky or there's something different about it. It's rare for me to have 3 stat level ups at this point
>>5813710674 Bigger Houses, that's it.
>>581370637Have you considered nobody likes black people?
Watching the cope from anons who shitposted against this game for months is worth every ruined thread I had to suffer through.
>>581371067I'm having a lot of fun playing it. The writing has been a rollercoaster: shit is constantly happening, and my favorite characters are gifts that keep on giving.The Free Time is a little tedious though.
>>581371173Did you like Persona 5 where you had a whole bunch of chores between the actual gameplay? Then you'll probably like this one too. It's piss easy so no worries.If you want something to start FE for real go with FE7.
Thread's going so fast that people won't notice I ship Cai with all the girls!
>>581371141>Bonus: he is racist and uses Theodora and the forest people as an excuse
>>581371107Anon, look at this game again. ISIS is warming us up for China Emblem next.
>my favorite characters are gifts that keep on giving.Alright who are they
>>581371210>walk down the middle of the map>bait the elephants>keep your heavy hitters on the sides of your deathballINSANE STRATEGY
>>581371370What copes? This game is the dog shit we all thought it was going to be. In fact, it's somehow worse than expected. Whether it sells well or not is a different question.
>>581371370Wait you still think the game's good? LMAO
Why is Dagda scared of Sothis when she’s already dead? Do all her kids go back to her when they die?
>>581371370What cope? This game is proving shitposters right, it's as trash as shitposters made it out to be and that's insane, that has never once happened with this franchise.
>>581370286He's a very cute retard.
>>581371210Skill issue
>>581371317Japan does, and this game is proof.
>>581371403but the chores in persona are the selling point otherwise you would play SMT, I like both either way
>>581371546Fabiofags, for sure.
Dagda's black too so this racist strawman against Theodora doesn't even make any senseTry harder /feg/
>Gaitz is a Dietrich route exclusiveRIP all the army planning I did over lunch
>>581371147She kills enemies? Only Dietrich does
>>581371152>>581371317I don’t know it just seems like a stupid thing up in arms over. What are you going to complain about the inevitable China Fire Emblem having Chinese people?>>581371539You know it’s just going to be Ro3K again. The Japanese are obsessed with that.
>>581371495This conflict has always been religious, it's pagan Indians seething at muslim Indians
>>581371732>but the chores in persona are the selling pointYou people are the reason Fire Emblem is in its current state.
>>581371370What cope though? A month ago I was excited about this game, but this is shit.
this might be the best FE since FE9
>>581371758>Dagda's black too so this racist strawman against Theodora doesn't even make any senseRacism has never make any sense. India has a cast system over who's the better brown.
>>581371754As a fabio hater but someone who wants to see (someone else) give Dietrich backshots I'm praying he shuts up eventually.
>>581371732Well the chores are the selling point of FW, because everything else about it is rather mid.
>>581371374How is it gamplay wise? I actually really enjoyed engage's mechanics
>>581371827>What are you going to complain about the inevitable Bug Fire Emblem having Bug people?They added an option to censor those it should be tolerable.
>>581370637Fear of revenge.
>>581371827Chinks are cooler than negros. Also don't be stupid and pretend the game isn't inspired mainly by Rome.
>>581371827>You know it’s just going to be Ro3K again. The Japanese are obsessed with that.Yeah, but this time they will drop the European skin they used in Fodlan, we are going to use Ne Zha, Zhu Won Kung and Jackie Chan.
I remember when I broke an expensive vase and Sothis made me and Dagda only drink her foot sweat for a week as nourishment, she was a good mother
>>581368323Harold!
>>581371107It won't.
>>581372047Terrible. It's piss fucking easy and the individual skills and mechanics are overkill.
>>581371758Argue with the game, man
>>581370639>he doesn't know
I would have sex with all of the male cast. IDGAF what you say.
jesus you guys didn't tell me Yang Jie has unironic faceapp smile
>>581372329what the fuck is that beard
this isnt a fire emblem game. its a BBC fellating visual novel
Mom doesn't know that forgot to take my shoes off in the house againPlease don't tell her I got mud in the kitchen again, Balor. I'll let you have my entire continent if you keep quiet.
>>581372331>falling for Patreon bait againYou should know better at this point.
I'm still upset that we didn't get to know who Seteth's wife is.
>>581372462>give me my nigga-cola I need a min to breathe
>>581372440based pairing sista
Who is this mystery nigga? Does anybody know?
>>581372539Byleth is literally right there in 3H tho?
>>581372663It's Marth
>>581370238kys pajeet
>>581372663It's the Zero Emblem
How is the game? Is this another FE where maddening is not available on release?
>>581372148Ancient Romans looked like this, anon, according to themselves.
>>581371546Why didn't you quote me directly? It's Fabio and Dietrich.
another loss for cucksmell
>>581372910>Is this another FE where maddening is not available on release?yup
Do you want Solel to regain his body and reunite with his wife in the ending?
MARIANNEFAGS OH NO NO NO THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH
TALIMUN AND URSULA NOOOOO
>>581372832NTREmblem
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA
Dagda impregnated me….
cuck emblem is real, geez
>>581372832and he even said he thinks he's in love with her!
>>581373025>>581373036another one for the brothas
>>581372498TICK TOCK
Orchel is cute
>>581373025>>581373036LMAOOOO WHO IS THIS FUCKING GAME FOR!!!! WHO, WHO, WHO
>marianne's great grandpa is some half dragon nigga named talimun
Marianne Tashanqua von Edmund
>>581373025The absolute state of this game
>>581373036Talimunchads won
>>581373206The cutest.
Geckoanon was just the opening shot holy shit. Damocles's sword falls on yet another neck.
>The shitposting pre release about Ursula became trueI really feel bad for Mariannefags because this is a walking humiliation ritual to punish her for her popularity.
>>581373206solel's, not yours
>>581373036>MARIANNEFAGSshe's nothing like Marianne apart from appearance similarities, her personality is like the exact opposite including being an atheist
>>581373025Blackrock status?
>>581373206How come Aurora doesn't resemble either of her parents at all? She's not Solel's real daughter right?
>>581367586>>581367948It's like when they cut down from eight lords to four, they didn't bother rewriting the plot so the four former lords are still handling half the story off-screen.
>>581373372>Mixed girl is in constant depression due to her lineageAre you sure you want to tell this story, ISIS?
>>581373372they keep mistreating the poor girl no wonder she's suicidal
This game is 9/11 for waifutards and I'm all for it
>>581373227White people who don't care for self-insert. We're already white, we don't need to pretend, unlike asians.NPC pairings are always better than avatar haremshit
>>581373025How she doesn’t even have supports with him?! Lmao wtf is wrong with this game O_O
>>581367948DLC
>>581373267>>581373296bruh, Ursula is a dead endshe dead
>wake up>go through my entire morning routine>suddenly remember that FW came out yesterdayI have NEVER forgotten that a FE game released before, this game really is bad holy shit.
>>581373435I'm fine with that. I enjoy cute romances.
>>581373553or they're DLC and you gotta pay extra for the full pictureanyways look at this loooong boy
>>581367948The plot of this game feels like two dozen different ideas duct taped together
>>581373639not an inch of white skin from this post btw
>>581373639LMAO
>>581373678We are bringing back Cordelia strats.
>>581373678sounds like she this games cordelia
>>581373696it's a better end unironically
>fabio speaks about his body like this in multiple different instances >Esme says his blood smells wrong and his skin is dry as fuck Can ISIS please just be explicit about how Argartan bodies work
>>581373025>fedoratippers are all cvckshittersLol
>>581373529Total white boi humiliation
>>581373678Because it's a canon romance.The entire reason she follows Talishit in allying himself with the enemy is because she loves him. No matter the route she always sides against you.
>>581365187What do you mean if?>>581365191
>>581373025>>581373036>>581373085>3H Marianne is devout and religious, is pure and marries Byleth>FW Marianne is a fedora-tipper, is a whore and lusts after black menAtheistbros? Our rebuttal?
so uh buffs from lend str/def/etc stack.
>>581371539If Kusakihara's planning a Chinese FE in the Sothisverse, it's two games away, after whatever the Maeda/Tei team started work on in 2022 after Engage finished development.
>Sothis's only kid that didn't end up with weird issues
this shit is too entertaining
>bad characters>bad story>no paired endings for Eshmel>gameplay is baby piss easy>map design is complete trash and mostly chokepoint: the game like Awakening>all that padding in-between chaptersGenuinely how can you even remotely defend this game at this point?
>>581373978MY HERO
Who is FEshmel's canon husband?
>>581373639>NPC pairingsI'm on the same boat, but even those got brutally shafted.At the end of the day, unless they add more support convos as DLC (specially for Dietrich), we all lost.
>>581372440FW men are for sex
bye talimunhave to wonder if he only dies in Dietrich's path
>Cethleann says she doesn’t want to see me and told me Indech, and Macuil are better uncles.
>>581373025LMAO You white boys keep losing. You can have on of our stinky bitches tho lmao. We get the prime white pussy and you white cucks can have them stank ass black hoes.
there isn't a single fucking girl for (You) what the fuck bros....
>>581372663Gabriel Von Reyes
Marianne remains pure...The coalburner is dead....
>>581373610You are brown as shit
>>581374171Dies just like Claude
>>581374160Do you take requests anon?
>>581374171Die faggot DIE
>>581374206Sofia is loyal and pureEshmel will open a bakery with her
they didn't give this loser a 1 range weapon.
>>581374223Marianne is canonically a race mixed mutt now lmao.
>>581374206Buy Fortuna stocks, there's a reason she's a bird too.
>>581374297not mine it's from twitter @lalalaimdead
KOEI TECMO COME BACK BABY GIRL
>>581374237The pixels on the screen will never love you, fat loser
>>581374297Bc I was gonna ask if you could draw Sigurd or whatever, he makes me horny asf
This isn’t true anymore.
are Agarthan's just mediators
>>581374171is it possible not to kill him?
>>581374432KOEI TECMO I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK I WILL EAT YOUR SHIT JUST SAVE ME FROM WHATEVER THIS IS
>>581374172>Cichol came all the way from FĂ³dlan to visit me>turns out he just came here to laugh at me and told me that none of my FĂ³dlanese cousins want to see me
I never thought about this because I always try to reach the end without any unit dying. But some characters make me angry.I'm considering murdering half my units, but I don't know how important they will be in other rutes
>>581374208Ha nice reference
>>581374387>nowUuuuuuh Do we tell him?
>>581374160Kill yourself
>He didn't unlock the hidden paralogue before part 3 to save TalimunYou guys suck at playing games.
>>581373610Yes you're here the whole day because you have nothing else in your life. So sad!
>>581369021No I'm saying that Arvis is a retarded cuck. Had Sigurd survived the fact that he's a retarded cuck would have been more obvious.
>>581374539This was never true lmao most of FE is fucking mediocre as hell.
>>581374429Ahhhh ok
>>581374623why save that nigga?
>>581374193>t. suckdeep pradesh
>>581374623Why would I want to save ntrman
>>581374432KT already tasted Pokemon's success, they won't come back.
>>581374670Ironic from the guy shitposting about cuckoldry all day as he sits and watches other people play the game
>>581374623>flirts with his mother>kills her offscreen>traitorous niggerNo redeemable qualities.
>>581374206What about the gilf that hits on you at the start?
>>581374815Dagda brothers.... What happened? Why is our god so pathetic...
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO MOMMY PLEASE DON’T BEAT MEDagdabros what the fuck
I haven't started playing it yet.How do stats in the unified route work if you can recruit different versions of the same units to every route?
>>581374815Will he get mad if I give him a good night kiss while he slumbers for hundreds of years?
Black NTR is literally a plot point in the game, its not shitposting anymore.
>>581369021Please no, I don't want them to ruin my favorite fe game. Imagine FE4 with (more) chores.
no more avatar romance guys. every character has their own social life outside of you :)
>>581373939Marianne is a lesbian and also a horse fucker
>>581374927I will make a deal with literal Satan so mommy doesnt beat me with a belt muhahaha
If the avatar was truly a decision for the sake of the story, then it was a gigantic error. If it was some commitee decision then they just murdered the shit of this game. Anatolia's story was probably very Agarthan and thus inconsequential to the rest kinda like Dietrich's so it got successfully removed but Bertrand and Talimun's are still big players regardless and their perspectives seem crucial, Orchel's also seems like it would have shed some light on everything around Yu Phas.
Elephant units seem like a pain in the ass.Just shitty damage sponges that force you to move units away from the tiles in front of it.
>>581375049I'm fine with this
BABY COME BACKYOU CAN LAY IT ALL ON MEI WAS WRONG AND I JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU
>>581374387We already knew, anyone pale-skinned person with brown eyes is a mixed race mutt and will not be welcome in Agartha
>>581375049HE'S SUCH A HAPPY KEK
>>581375049Thanks Solel, I love you too
>>581373978Seteth is a Rhea bootlicker. That lizard isn't innocent.
>>581375049>Tfw you get reincarnated as a women and get to experience what taking dick is like and how it feel to be pregnant
>>581375049Honestly, if this is how they treat the avatar I would have rather not have one at all.
>>581375071horses are better
>The elephants on the left and right are virtually useless because the AI only knows to trample in front if you get close>But you don't need to because Lind just comes to you as soon as you reach the bridge's end>So this makes them completely uselessThis map is designed like absolute trash, holy fuck
SPOILER ALERT SETETH CAN'T DIE
>>581373869Then how and why does the bird A rank her!? This is some crazy ass bullshit. Why program it in the game? I am so confused this game is pure chaos. Then does this mean there are no paired ending for anybody? I am so confused.
>>581375049>cast Matsuoka just to cuck himKomura must really hate SAO
>>581375287You actually are asked to choose your form so youre more like a trans than a woman.
>>581375287>how it feel to be pregnantseems completely miserable and undesirable, as soon as women had widespread access to contraceptive pills they started gobbling it down like candy to avoid it
>>581375287This is something all men should experience.
>>581375361Because A supports aren't paired endings, retard.Been telling this to you for over a day now.
>>581373372She's just an ancestor with an entirely different personality and different looks. People who liked Marianne for her personality and fat tits won't care.If they were direct expies like Rhajat/Tharja then there would be outrage
>>581375346It's a prequel after all
>the Japanese have yet to figure out what WRPG devs have since the 90swhy are they so shit at player avatars
>>581375390Komuro had no hand in this game
>>581375406But what if I hate Soleil and want to punish him
>>581375287his punishment for locking away aurora
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME MOMMY AIEEEE
>>581375049I think you imbeciles miss the point? Why make an avatar? Eshmel didn't need to be an avatar. He could have been Solel's reincarnation and keep his personality instead of being a mute droid. He doesn't even needs romance. He could have a canon relationship with the reincarnation of his dead wife, or maybe die at the end as a from of redention. But that would be too cool for this shitty game. I think you cucks are too obfuscated in your tiny dicklet war to see what the actual issue is.
DLC will fix it dont worry
This prologue is terrible. Even chun li can't save it. Very bold throwing all the sci fi and komuro stuff at people immediately.
>>581375406Oh no, I'm not ready for the trans flag edits
>>581372047Well uh enemy quality so low that everything is OP Ever played Sacred Stones?
>ask me to enter my name>everyone calls me "Promised One" anywayWhat's the point
Does fw have s rank or not?
>>581375287Solel DESERVES his own yabba dabba doo copypasta
>>581375551Wrong game Rhea
>>581375505All the women in this game are used goods hags who won't shut up about how they're attracted to other men. They're getting close to achieving WRPG parity.
BIG BABY GETTING HIS MEAL!!
All the humans have been juicedWho are we even saving in act 3?
>>581375625>high fantasy world with a sci-fi twistI love->it actually sucksfuck
You can have canon romance and let the player pair any girl with the MC like in Unicorn Overlord. Only the childhood friend ends up forever alone if you don't pick her, all the other girls have a designated love interest otherwise.
>>581375659just to cuck you out of your choice one more time
>>581375552To lure in the Awakening/3H crowd. It probably worked
Hot take but I actually kinda like FW
>>581372047We really need lunatic/maddening ASAP. Current difficulty doesn't make you engage with any mechanics because it's super easy.
>>581372440zarcone majide kiroc and guzran are for /us/!
>Liliana HATED fucking SoleilI bet he had a tiny pecker
>Dagda turned all citizens of Dagsion into juice
>>581375912not even her name, moron
>>581373025Guess who is going into battle unarmed
>>581375049How did you get this picture of me?
>I want a game based in Dagda with a female Shamir clone>here's FW full of blacks>oh damn monkeys paw>but actually every girl loves other men>Io exists and he has to have fucked pale pussy>not actually a monkey pawWhew thank goodnessI love Shamir
>>581375773>>581375780POGGERS MY NIGGA COLA
>>581375361Her liking him doesn't mean he likes her back. How is that hard to understand.
>Dagda's gone mad>We know he drinks this juice made from people that makes you go crazy>There are no people in Dagsion>What could have possibly happened to the people in Dagsion????
>>581375797I can't believe but UO actually had way better plot and more reasonable plot twists than FW
>>581375773>>581375780How does humans taste like?
>Not-Flavia with Edelgard face vs Dagda diaper baby is literally just Edelgard vs Rhea except shittier and makes the Edelgard rep look flawless, benevolent and rightHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Fabio, a fucking agarthan, has to serve as Dietrich's conscienceHow can someone be this autistic
>>581375049>YABBA DABBA DOO IM SUCH A HAPPY KEK MY WIFE IS DEAD AND IM BANGING HER EVIL SISTER WHO USED ME FOR HER OWN GOALS AND MY FATHER WHO I LOVE EXECUTED ME NOW IM REINCARNATED AS A FUCKING BIRD AND HAVE TO CORRECT MY FORMER SELF'S MISTAKES BUT MY WIFE DOESNT EVEN LOVE MY NEW FEATHER SELF ANYMORE AND HER SISTER IS DEAD IM SUCH A HAPPY KEK
>>581376101What plot twists lol
>>581375842I mean bro, we know you are gay. No need to tell everyone.
Why didn't Dagda just summon the Fire Emblem if he wanted something to drink. Is he stupid?
>>581375625>introduce concept of peacekeeping robots from space ships and the detail that they can breed in the fucking prologue of your fantasy gameIt's alot
BE AWARE THAT YOU CAN GIVE YOUR FAVORITES GIFTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY
>>581374206OrchelFortuna SofiaCatania >>581374193No wonder your women run to White men in droves geg
>>581376257That'd be cannibalism which is a no-no unlike maneating which is perfectly fine as humans are lesser beings after all
>>581376303cute blush sprite...
>>581376174goty
>>581376332Alexandra is safe :)
>>581376101UO didn't really have a plot, it was a super basic ancient evil game. It couldn't really do more because of the "you can play it in any order" gimmick meant nothing could actually happen in the story. The only remotely interesting thing narrative-wise is like the bad end where Scarlet gets posessed by the ancient evil princess.
im just not playing africa emblem lol
>>581376303like 5 different women want to fuck this
>>581375510Am I seriously going to have to end up apologizing to fucking Komuro of all writers?
>>581376441many are saying this
>>581375071Marianne is [headcanon]
>>581376441Based
This game is genuinely a humiliation ritual even when you ignore the racial and gay shit.
>>581376390I was just about to start gifting things to Ursula to recruit her tooThe shitskins that can't afford this game will be happy I guess
>people realising to their horror nips are just as cucked as Americans
>>581376303Cutie
>>581376154Fabio was able to relearn what it means to be human despite centuries of being a loyal cultist, and he really spends a lot of time agonizing over it while traveling with Dietrich, so he's actually very well equipped for the job.
>>581373032The wife who cheated on him and gave birth to a mulatto lizard? Yeah, nah
Dagda is such a bad villain
>>581376303Happy birthday Goliath!
>>581376303cute aw
>>581376602It wasn't always like this.
>>581373032I want him BLACKED by Guzran.
>>581376538I know exactly how you feel, but you can shit on Komuro and Kusakihara both
>>581376072Good point brain fart
>Dagda ate 1 million peopleif I don't see Dagda mass vore art I'll be glad but disappointed
Anatolia was supposed to be the next big thing Lysithea but big beloved waifu...
Does Sothis even care about humans? What if she doesn't give a fuck about Dagda drinking blended humans, and is just a bit upset that he has failed her by being a bad ruler?
KAGAMAEDASOMEBODY SAVE US PLEASE
Komuro made all the girls for me and me alone...she didn't embarass me...she coddled me.
>>581376907So...uh whos the next big waifu
>>581372663The Reaper
>>581376825
>>581377023Theo is the one being pushed hard
>>581376825>>Dagda ate 1 million people>moviebob: that's a fairly small number of Dagdans for the average dragon, I'd say?
I need the cock measure chart to decide a husbando. When are the japanese getting at it
>>581377023there legitimately are none, japan lost
>>581377087I'm not gonna simp for some retard strenght gorilla bitch
>>581377023Probably Orchel, she's central to the plot and actually for (you).
>>581377023None you can't romance in this gameOrchel? Maybe
>>581377086I LOVE YOUYOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
>>581377086Sothis fucked a black guy.
Egg will save /feg/
Is the chinese girl from the prologue used goods too?
>quit streaming on the last map of part 2FUUUCKKKKKKK OFF
>>581376657I wish he'd show his real body (and he's hot and ends up with dietrich)
>>581360694I made a handy guide /feg/
>dragons badEdelgard was right.
>>581377139Biggest cock is Goliath's. Second biggest is Fabio's.
>>581377086Dagda posting is the only thing good this game has offered so far
>>581377389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVPIw10Mwc
>>581377385At this point I presume every girl in FW has participated in more sex than Bonnie Blue on aphrodisiacs
>Theodora doesn't start losing her mind and is never forced to consider throwing away the armgay
>all the women are whores>all the banditbros are pure
>>581377430Alexandra doesn't have a Eshmel support
>>581377385yes she's a mother
>>581376917Nah dude said his mother is what he fears the most. And he fears Fortuna too since she can tell on him. He knows he's in for torment should he meet her.
> Bertrand and Theodora steal the spotlight> Dagda is so cartoonishly evil it is unreal> even the streamer gave upLolAt least Dietrich is actually kinda cute in his autism, no homo
>>581377541Racecars are over, it's time for gender wars
>>581377662>>581377494
Welp, Kusakihara and his cucked vision forced my hand. i did what I told myself I'd never do in a million years. Got the expansion pass too
Was Theodora the Edelgard stand-in?
>>581377430Four good girls...I don't think Dietrich's girls are cuckshit, since he's literally me. He's basically my avatar since Eshmel is a noncharacter
>>581377750>bought instead of emulatedCuck
>>581377750Just skip all the dialog and cutscenes like it’s Conquest and you’ll have an okay time.
How do they actually make the evil human juice? Is there a giant blender in the basement? Are they running juicer concentration camps?
>>581377401There's a possibility that he doesn't have his original body anymore. Some of Fabio's lines make me think that he was disembodied for a long time before he got the missionary body. Officially, he's only been out of Agartha for five years prior to meeting Dietrich.
This game development has to be studied.Part 2 is literally a Theodora and Bertrand fellation ritual and one of the two isn't even a protagonist despite them admitting he originally was.This game writing is all over the place:>Maria, Illiana, Solel and others die off screen between parts>You just "end" the route with a nothingburger scene, like it doesn't matter and then you're thrown into the same part 2 for every character>Literally the same, all that changes is your character lines but Theodora and Bertrand say the exact same shit>To recruit cute girls like Ursula you need to save their paired character, so you're triple cucked>There's no consistency between routes, they all happen because what happens in part 2 changes nothing
>>581377847This is we got in this shit in the first place jeettroon
The more that I think about it the more baffling it seems that the game has 4 routes when the story is divided in three parts and the second and third one always plays out the sameSo you have different routes but only for act 1
>>581377539She gets some jewel that stalls the curse in some paralogue, and even so Balor still hasn't appeared. A timeskip Dietrich screenshot shows his cape, Balor's wing, grows bones and gets longer.
>Dagda, it is time for breastfeeding, open up baby boy
>>581377879They toss people into Dagda's cauldron which converts them into juice
Wasn't there a Part 3? I haven't seen the timeskip designs.
>>581373036LOLLLLOLOL
>>581377926KEKUCK
>>581377927The second they told us there was only one ending I knew this game was completely fucked story-wise.
>>581377968it breaks pretty early, in the fight where she teams up with Anatolia and Talimun
>>581377430Mu and Raksha are safe?>>581377913Literally 3H: 2 down to the maddening mode being added later, it'll probably be an unbalanced messI apologize Engage, though I never shat on you besides saying personal skills were all over the place in the gameplay department, the rest sucked
>>581377615Yeah she does
So how long do you think this /v/ raid will keep going for ?
>>581378072saar
>>581377913>2/3rds of the game are just the 4 lords bumbling around>last 1/3rd is the supposed actual protagonist coming in clutch and helping everyone get their shit in gearwhat even is this game
OSTbros? Our thoughts?
>>581378037it is still part 2 that fellates Theo and Bertrand
>>581377913Yeah, the story of this game was clearly ducttaped togetherI genuinely don't understand how reviewers praised it so much, unless their only standard here was "at least it's not engage"
>>581378162I'm not the one spending money on a product that will run WORSE than in your pc... because your pc can handle it, right?
>>581376303>Dagdan's finest studManletbros... it isn't fair...
>>581378158photoshop
>thread slowing downeven shitposters aren't interested enough in this game
How do we know nobody gets birded endings when nobody has even seen Part 3 stuff with the timeskip designs?
>>581377926I know you want me to spend dosh on things that are easily obtained for free but I'm just not going to. I KNOW but I'm not gonna.
>>581378292enjoy more fodlan games cuck
So the last good FE story was PoR?
>>581378165The thing is... Dietrich, Leda and Cai stories are literally pointless. They don't achieve anything in their stories that changes what happens in the following parts.It's literally all Theodora, and then Bertrand and Orchel/Anatolia who matter in the narrative.It's like part 1 is a massive filler for a story that never really feels connected between parts
>>581377913Now we have to ask why this game is getting the review scores it got because it seems like a fucking mess.
>>581377750BAASED
>>581377750The apology needs to be as LOUD as the disrespect was
No wonder they let you skip part 2 from the get go(Yesterday's stream shows you can skip it and get a recap even if you never completed it). The story gets really messy in there.
Does that mean Marianne can say the word now that we know her great great great great grandpa is black
>>581378187more recycled tracks and themes than usual but otherwise pretty good
>>581378492>Nintendo buff + nigger buffmakes sense to me
We're going back to EngageWhat's the best Jade build?
>>581378431Echoes.
>just a whole bunch of retards flinging misinfo and out of context information everywhere Not so different from reddit after all
>EVERYONE IS GETTING KUCKEDengageGODS I KNEEL
>>581378492Nintendo bonus all their games get
>>581377750You need to hack your Switch or emulate it since Treehouse really fucked it up bad. I guess that was really a sign of what was to come.
>>581378608one drop rule
>>581378741You have reddit open in a tab as you post here.
>>581378882I actually have some porn doujin open, want a look ?
>>581378726Axe mage knight
>>581377913>We got reheated White CloudsAAAAAAY LMAOOOOO.
We had it so good with 3H and Engage getting instantly datamined...
>>581378470>It's literally all Theodora, and then Bertrand and Orchel/Anatolia who matter in the narrative.>It's like part 1 is a massive filler for a story that never really feels connected between partsSo we're all going to do our part to ensure Theo doesnt win right?
>>581378431Engage (I ignore the Fell Xenologue).
>>581377913honestly, they should've cut part 2 or re-did it with all 4 lords + EshmelIt feels completely out of place
>>581379219I mean her character is just a retarded Mary Sue so I don't even understand who'd like her.
>>581378741It’s kinda rare to have a game with barely any leaks and datamines nowadays so just saying shit is fun
>>581379338>>581379338>>581379338
>>581378726axe MK like the other anon saidmy sextrinne is also a axe MK
>>581378492Reviewers get free shit and cover work hours by playing long ass games.
>>581379270dang
>>581377913Well that explains why the marketing conveniently left out any mention of the second part huh.
>Bertrand can literally solo Dagda...............
>Theodora, Cai, OrchelClosely connected to Yu Phas and/or Balor>Leda, Bertrand. TalimunSomewhat connected by being important Dagdans and thus affected by Balor's daughters and their infuence>Dietrich and AnatoliaComplete outsidersHow could they have pulled it off?
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FEGi guess engage wasnt so bad after all...
>>581378492My theory; so far every nintendo game that asks for a "premium" price (totk on switch, mario kart and FW on switch 2) have nightmare development cycles that drove up the costs higher than expected. Project managment is a thing of the past now with nintendo
>>581377750uhmmm... based?
>>581376453> 8'5" gigaman with an award winning smile and muscles for milescrazy...
>>581377813more like dimitri> pious> care about her people> spear user> honorable and wants to avenge the fallen against invaders
>>581378728Delusional the way they rewrote Celica made her even more retarded than she was in Gaiden.
>>581378492None of them played past Part 1.
>>581377750DELETE THIS NOOOWWWW
so who the fuck is cruiadin?
>>581377927Oh shit just like 3houses, such kino, i kneel !But yeah, seems like most of the half is repeat content, the game itself acknowledges this since its skippable