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>>581371850shit thread already
>>581371850>>581371987Fat fuck
wahey
McQueen is a V uma by the way
I'm hungry
This type of outfit should be illegal...
Tachyon LOVE
Remember that being raped by your trainee is fine so long as you don't kiss.
uma with buruma
>>581372243>nazis
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/J4JiBKhttps://jiggie.fun/J4JiBKhttps://jiggie.fun/J4JiBK
Digitanhttps://files.catbox.moe/edomoo.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9upai9.pngCripple Umahttps://files.catbox.moe/q87e9e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/nevydu.png
I'm posting one more time because it's cute
Heliostranny already making troll bakes
>>581372024If you have pump + dober + nimble and somehow at 6th place (after daring strike in room full of debuffers) at the start of late race, sure
>>581372234
kind of annoying to play when the server is lagging slightlyugh lustful grass..
>>581372540Sugar is best girl
>>581372281did my glorious Ace of Japan really say this...?
>>581372546Dia is the cutest
>>581372540Impregnating Digitan to make more oshis
Let me see if I got this straightAll that talk for days about Claw Forward Late Xog for Arima was based on a race simulator showing Claw as recovery instead of a drain, and now that said simulator has corrected its coding to show Claw properly as a drain skill, nobody actually bothered to check ingame?
>>581372819Big if truehttps://files.catbox.moe/vjt1jn.png
>>581373135that's me
>>581373120nobody here plays the game and if the ones that do don't play the hog only repeat what sloptubers saywake me up before CM begins
>>581372815Umas in their underwear are more erotic than actual porn with them I don't know why
Neecha wife.
>>581373120I can't speak for the other retards but I was already planning a late xog with a triple 7s trigger
>>581373120This exact same discussion has happened before back when Full Throttle first appeared in the game, turns out umalator was just coded by retards
>>581373120I'll be honest anon. I'm only shitposting for fun, making up bullshit I have no idea about. i don''t know how any of the mechanics and skills work and neither does anyone else here.
>>581373406yes you do
>>581373236YWNBAU
ok I gotta hide these lustful pics I'm getting jealous
>>581373120>simulatorThat's your problem
Round 1 starts tomorrow, right? Still need to make my last ace, 4 out of 5 borrows didn't get distance S, and I fucked up the last one that did
>>581373120im confused, do self-stam drains trigger festive miracle or not?
>>581373635>Falcoposters are gaslighters>Currenposters play the gameat last, I trully see
>>581373120Is THAT where the Running Idle procs Festive Miracle thing came from??I knew that sounded stupid
>>581373120I don't care to help xoggers so I was gaslighting that it works
>>581373406Eroticism usually beats everything.
mejiro cuckquean
>>581373951I love to self insert in ntr doujins, but only as the wall, the guy fucking the girl, or the girl getting fucked
>>581373120just use your head nigger. We already have Stam drain skills like Risky business. If Stam drain counted as a Stam recovry we would have realised it months ago
are triple fronts strong on the long cm?
>>581374071I don't self insert in NTR I get off from the pain of the one getting cucked.
I'm literally Buena Vista
>>581374071>or the girl getting fuckedNeigha WHAT??
>skinwalking samuel
>>581374324CurreNTS Chan..
>>581374115>that chubI'm going to have a heart attack and die rn
>>581374294As long as your triple fronts are Kitasan Black, Seiun Sky Ballroom, and Christmas Daiwa Scarlet, yes
>>581374294Not until Kitasan Black (White) comes out shortly before.For now, Claw Forward Late Surgers are dominant
>>581374324same
Reminder that Mejiro Dober is a SLUT!
>>581374294>are triple fronts strongThey always are if they are in the hands of a master musician.
Assuming a perfect run EXCEPT for my gold recovery card not finishing chain, how many white skills do I need to try to compete?
post something evil
>>581374685Are you using Festive?
>>5813746851 gold = 3 whites
>BOTH 564 wit fail with 1.350k witok
>>5813746851 gold is about 200 stam and 1 white about 70
>>581374776No... Should I?>>581374781>>581374857I'll be pessimistic and assume 4 because of the chance of one failing in a critical pointFuck back to the mines
>>581374392*HEARTWARMING*: Anonymous Poster discovers AGP in the /uma/ thread
>>5813746853.66 whites for 1 gold without even considering wit checks
>>581374956>Should IYou should consider it
>>581374392I mean sure I can relate with the guy easier because we both have dicks and I know how a dick feels but the way girls are portrayed when being destroyed and all teary-eyed yet moaning MORE MORE like bitches in heat makes me imagine how much pleasurable it is if you add up the extra sensitivity of a female + multiple orgasms + the immorality of the act itself
Ara~Torena-san.
Day 10. I hope my normal cards give me my skills today.
I'm sad.Can someone post uma boobs?
IGNORE THAT DOBERPOSTER I'M BETTER
>>581375262
>>581375321But I like Dober more than Falco...
>not even the umas are clicking umazing to my song choices
>>581375262I canBUT I WON'T
I can no longer get off to NTR or degeneracy I like cute sex scenes or even no penetration teasing...
>>581375262boob
>>581375465NTR is a foid genre anyway
>>581375458Dotoposters have gone too far this time
Looks like only this place is dumb enough to like Seriru, he's already made fun of in the Discords I'm in and now even Reddit thinks he's mid
Afraid that he will like me more?
more songs in the jukebox is always good so I get less of those shitty onesshoutout to this trackSEVEN prolly my favorite, holy classic
>>581375967imagine taking any of these faggots seriously. I like watching Seriru because he's funny.
>>581375967>zhe>anything but rock bottomLolLmao evenRofl certainly
>>581375967Anons are mad at tubers because they are better than them
>>581375967>some literalwhofag made a shit tier listSTOP THE PRESSES EVERYONEA FAGGOT RETARD HAS AN OPINION
Pot8os
>he uses reddit and discordgo away
>>581375967the people i watch arent on these listsim watching a guy struggle with stam requirementshttps://youtu.be/CrCvV0GJ3Yk
>>581375967>rae in Ssimp
>>581376265Pot@os!
repose in the lunar WHAT?
>>581375967people only like Rae because she's a soon to be married womanif you need sloptubers to know what to do you were ngmi anyway
>>581376431Ma-rayNot mare
This is more like it
>>581375967yooooo I'm in that pic haha
>>581376523yummerfuku is not a bad choice actually since 2 speed is pretty good on her already so might as well put in a flexmust be nice to own
>>581375967
you instantly know which gacha has the biggest amount of mouth breathing retards by the amount of guide makers they have
>>581376605birb bros we finally in the big leagues
>>581376605Hi Shana
>>581376503>look it up>the moon is literally COVERED in maresholy shit bros...?
>>581376662It's funnier when you actually check what it's all about and they either state knowledge everyone has or they lie, and everyone else repeats the same
>>581375967>the ESL fag with the stuttering voice and limited vocab in SYou best be kidding
>>581376802They do say horses came from the sea
>>581375967I know this is a ragebait post but holy shit, everything about this is baffling to meThis is probably the most reddit thing I have seen these last months
>>581374760
niggas mad witGAWD makes a short and informative video once per week while they spam 50 minutes long yapfests with 0 valuable information every day
>>581374760the only evil things I remember doing was cheating on and that's like level 1 evil
>>581375967I cant even understand what Momen is saying 80% of the time because of his special needs egyptian accent
>>581377060>has a real job>is /fit/>draws his own art>makes videos to learn the languageHe's dreamy no homo
>>581376471no, I've been watching her since last year, and the reason she's liked is because she gives solid information regarding CM conditions and team layouts. Many of her more recent videos are too long for me, but she was a good boost of information when I needed it.
So pretty
>>581375207>>581376259No hags
>>581375967Queen of /uma/ rae at the top
>>581377248I'll believe you, I've only watched her CM videos of the actual races so I'm biased against her only for being a woman since I haven't touched her other content
>>581377234>hes /fit/proof?
>e-celebs
>>581374760https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12208103
I think one of my hard drives just died
>>581377393
>leddit filtered by pace gw pasa and festive miracle inherit
>>581375967>black youtuber in lower tierBased and redpilled
>>581377429based misogynistshe's a dolphin so she has all the meta umas/supoka and she knows what she's doing, so she does fairly well in CMs, consistently wins.
>>581377234I'd sooner hate on seriru for sounding like a retard and giving lukewarm advice than wittranny
You will never be an uma, onii-chan. Your shoulders are too wide, your hips are too narrow, your chin is too hairy, you're too fat, and you don't have any drive to improve yourself.
Do Reddit talk about us as much we talk about them?
>>581377846>Do Reddit talkoh no no no
>>581377889Kill foids
>>581377765She doesnt spend much iirc her last pulls only got her MLB2 creek
>>581377846They don't even know we exist
>>581377889Get those karma and updoots redditbro!
>>581374760Need me one of these
>>581377889fuck what that other anon said, THIS is the most reddit thing posted today. it's just like if we were back in 2018 again...
The only guides I need were made by the Japanese and Koreans between 1 and 3 years ago and are publicly accessible with no expectations of the viewer
>>581377808>Your shoulders are too wide, your hips are too narrowthat's falco
>>581378167>2018 was over a decade ago
>>581377557Naisu
>>581378159>raped by a cow
>>581377808thank you Raisu, but I never wanted to be an uma. I do, however, want to be an oji-san toreina and train umas
>only top tier competitive tips
>>581378167But that's a very modern template for internet jokes and references!Just like that cute little marmot with the DUN DUN DUUN sounds! Or Unlucky Barry, that cute little boy! He's so unfortunate!It's all still funny and new...
I don't want to be an uma I want to be a female trainer in a world where all the umas are otokos
>>581378527the marmot is 2008, anon
I just ate three double patty bacon cheeseburgers with fries and I'm still hungry
>>581378442More and more I get convinced these "guide makers" are actually gaslighters that make videos to disinform the uma playerbase so their umas are better than the ones made with the gaslight guide
>>581378675Oguri...
>>581378627YWNBAW
>>581378527>maruzensky tries to show you a RWJ video from 20 years ago
>>581378442What in this is a gaslight?
>>581377060this, wish more guys would just GIVE THE NEEDED INFORMATION AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.Helps that Seriru has been wrong almost none of the time (needing 1200 stam + 2 golds for Pisces 1.0 was incorrect), so when he says something, it's very likely to be true.
>>581378320>the lockdown was 17 years ago
>>581378675Jordan...
>>581375360>>581375483>>581375664>>581376259Thanks /uma/ bros.I'm bit less sad now.
>>581377889
I wish literally anyone else ran overseer because then it would have linux support and I can use the hyperskip in peace
>>581378809RWJ? Is he like the mad videoplayer man? or NiggerHigger?
>>581378675Burger Pocket....
I'm almost done with Scorpio aces, and looking ahead to Sagittarius, how the fuck are fronts supposed to make the 950 + gold stam happen? On top of 1600 and 1k+ power? and God knows how you'll hit 1k+ wit
>fucktuber tier list instead of an /uma/ clubs tier list I'm disappointed with you all
>>581378857That was for the CM every pace Xog was running NSM. NSM was so powerful even for pace xog people were running Yeppers at 0 LB
You are better than a sloptuber right?
>raecord raid>foid shilling>sloptuber shilling>troonpostingWhat are these hours?
>>581378675
hey
>>581378669Oh no...Does that mean...IT'S DEAD?
>>581379249Based oshigod
>>581379196/uma/ club first the rest nowhere
>>581378675Have you tried eating vegetables instead?
>>581379302This reminded me that Keyboard cat was dead for 40 years before the actual video popped up
>>581379371fries are a vegetable
>>581379461Love my cow wife
>>581379364bricked first then /uma/ club then uma&co and then /uma/ club again
>No umamusume umanko tier list
>>581379404>meme animal exists>dies>mrw
>>581379250second wave of umerican hours, of course
>>581379250don't worry schizo-kun V hours start soon you will be able to talk to your bf uninterrupted
Does your gaslight tuber have this?
>no umamusume willing to rimjob you tier list
>>581379636burger hours, they love their ecelebs
>>581379705knowing when v hours start makes you an active and engaged participant no?
kachitai
>>581379767Mayano Top Gun at the top of that list btw.
>>581379767grass wonderend of list
>>581379736an OBJECT
>>581379705That one won't work either
>No umamusume breast milk tier list
it's not fairhow come these people never join my club
>>581379851no it makes someone that is prepared to leave the thread and do something else
>>581379767
>>581379953You must be part of a club firstAnd for that you need to play the game
>it's just a TT run, I dont have to fish for some silly highroll, just get my golds and get out of there>Kita doesnt finish her chain>Bourbon doesnt even START ITI'll put her in anyway because I'm sick of seeing The's face in my dirt roster but I'm not happy about it
>>581379953sucks to suck
>>581379767https://litter.catbox.moe/dxiw5j6p6engwhko.png
>>581379953He'll burn out like the other high-earners soon enough
>no umamusume who has the tastiest feces tier list
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91383942#mangaWe need a castration facility
>>581379953Prepping for an application to a better club maybe?
>>581380301German anons would prefer Flash above everyone else, no?
>no umamusume who wants to spend the whole day with you indoors sitting shoulder to shoulder for the date tier list
>>581375967Know Zelarinth from soc he's clueless. Rae is my go to (outside of my club google doc) because she actually gives clear information and you can tell isn't just repeating information. Unquestionably the best for detailed CM information.
>>581380513Shit team
>>581379249Of course
Rolling for trainees is a scam. Beyond dogshit rates and they never get another rate up(fake anyway).At least grub has a 6% rate up banner twice a month and a ticket system to directly get a specific character after their release banner(spark or surprise ticket).Rolling without having 200 is just awful.
>>581380731rolling without pity is retarded in any gacha, no matter the rates
>>581380752Mating press
>no umamusume who will try to flirt with you just to make other trainer's jealous and when accept her advances will tell the principal she was raped to ruin your career so you commit suicide tier list
+ skill sparks are fine if it's a great grandparent right
>>581380670Put Silly down!
>>581380914why would spicaman even gosling he has a team full of lusty umas + gold ship
>>581380731nobody actually has sub 30k carats right now right
>>581380934Yeah
hokko stuffy socko
>>581380670NYOOO FREE HER
>>581381016>western artist
Evens I grind Digitan next from the legend racesOdds Fuji Kiseki
>>581381218you won't regret it
>>581381218paizuri is overrated anyway
I tried to rape RudolfShe said >this is quite the pickleWhat do I do now
>>581381218>lesbian vs lesbian
>>581381019I do mainly because of a bad roll for daiichu ruby power but I play Open so carats literally dont matter
>>581381393So pure...
>>581381218well.... guess I'll have her by GM>>581381314I dont really give a shit about either of them, but sure I'll give her a chance in 3 months>>581381320I already get that from Flash
>>581381207Reverse image search next time, worthless retard.
>Fuji>Paizuri
>internet guy is 95% done but he can’t finish unless he gets an email from kinetic AHHH. Good night friends. Thankfully I didn’t cancel the old internet yet.
>>581381338
>>581381585good night dude. good luck with your internet
Man it's just not working out for meI think i abandoned like 20 runs today already and this is the best i ended up with, at this rate i'll end up in red even if i get to A finalsMaybe i should just bite the bullet and train someone with a gold heal instead of trying to fit in 1lb zrr
>>581380981>>581381164ok
>>581381583t. virgin
>go to a hot dog eating contest>already know the judges last names>eat standing up because it's optimal>second place is third place>???>profitThis is what trumptards actually believe
>>581381682just bring jordan bro
>>581381772what
>>581375967fuck is shana doing there
>>581381585gn
>>581381737Yay
>>581380042rudolf
>>581381772uma musume?
>>581381831i doubt it would be any better
>>581381583No one fucks boyumas
>>581381772you forgot your avatar chiyolibtard
>>581381393We're having sex after the concert
>>581382156danchud herejordan is clearly superior
>>581381737whew.
>>581382156Dan's chode hereRob Roy is sexier
>>581375967Browsed this thread and found out reddit has a hateboner for witgod and VF kek
>>581382156Jordan is slept on. totally decent for a welfare card
Oh I'll be claiming my reward alright
>>581382574jordan sleeps around as well
My danchou is shitposting again
we love seriru herehe also actually does his SOVL drawings himself
was the half tp Ura thing a scam?
>>581382664Why would Jordan put Falco to sleep
>>581382685Mambwo...
My danchou oshis Mejiro Ryan
>>581381682Have you considered using Dia Wit?
I'm danchousexual
>>581382832Your danchou is a good danchou
Who should I grind on daily races now that I pulled Suzuka? Been only doing her until today. Seiun Sky or Bourbon seems to be the logical choice.
>>581383007whoever you like
eating straight from the tub of ice cream because I'm out of clean bowlswhich uma is for me?
I don't know if I'm ready for my first CM. I'm guessing im better off doing the side for A+< ranks instead of the other one vs the niggas that have ultra-stacked accounts right?
>>581382916aint no way i'm doing a 0% speed growth uma with just 2 speed cards
>>581382958Very dangerous thing to sayWith some danchous your kids might end up autistic, uma club dnanchou for example.
>>581382574>>581382916>agemasens
>>581375967Ragebait so good im actually trembling trying to hold back holy crap
Danchou is sad that we don't talk a lot and told everyone that we need to write a short summary about ourselves in the club chat next week to make friends with each other
>>581383296middle school all over
>>581382815Not that dogshit club
Stop being silly
>>581379953Hey, that's me, stop doing that!
>>581383296Well, tell us about you anon.
>>581381772You can't confuse me. I will win platinum with Yeppers this CM and you will like it.
>>581376605shana you chigger when’s the next story stream
>>581383075Kitasan, Curren, SiL, Bue, Rice
>>581383457heyylookin for a new club next month?
>>581382753he does the drawings himself? wow. they're really cute
>>581383457You're gonna get poached by /Uma/Club if you're not careful bwo....
>>581383007Sky > Boboboth are good aces but you're going to want to have a good Sky parent first if you're going to run other front runners
>>581383775yeah he draws it all himself
she raped me
Doto WOULD say this
When is paid banner 1500 carat?? I cant wait
It's shit, right?
>>581384060it's copeable but it's also a power card
>>581383993the best part is that THIS is all you need to upset the average "african american"
>reddit tachyon
>>581384126how is a power card with an "if losing, lose" gold copeable
>>581383982D-danchou would n-never!
>>581384060>power card>zero SP>no TEsounds like a pain
>>581384221Cafe would never say that
>>581384228retard
>>581383982its okay bakushin is VERY FAST about it
Grand Live makes me miserable like no other career.
>>581383078If you cant reach UG in GL you're probably better off going the A+ route yeah
can I get a list of the top earners mid month
>>581384403that's rude, calling a retard a retard
is it me or is champions meeting way delayed to start after registration for some reason this time?
>>581384506it's to give me a chance to train my aces (I still haven't started)
>>581384629
how do you get 800+ stamina with no stamina cards????
>>581384659why are you looking at me like that...
>>581384437haven't touched GL yet. Done few runs on Unity and it's like a night and day compared to ura
>>581383078it's better to participate than not doing anything at the very leasttry joining some rooms to check the waters, if you're losing too much there's still time to rebuild your acesbeing nervous about it is normal but it goes away over timetake into account that open league is full of both tryhards and newfags so you may easily win some rooms and explode in others, but if your uma is well built you're likely to get a good win rate because there are way too many shitters without good skills
>>581384773max stam sparks + click stam on summer, hopefully stacked with TE supports
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>581384801I'm building my open aces on Unity due to not getting much stam on GL if that helps.
>>58138477318 stam sparks, at least 400 affinity, and spend all passion points on stamina, no other way
>>581384773play the game
>>581384773stam sparks, training stam on summer if no rainbows, having luck with the shop, and the MANT spark also gave some stamina IIRC
Won every gl cm with double murmur. Was wondering if double dom is good this time. I feel like murmur still is the best to kill greedy xoguri players without a gold recov and just to clear out any shitter.
>Just join open bwo
>>581384997But that's slow and boringMost people ought to just cope with 1400 speed and a stam card
>>581372540do they know umas have better sense of smell and hearing, right?
>>581385663Might just be normal for em
hello
why do you guys make fun of golshi's hat when cb's is literally 100x more retarded
>>581386118because cb is actually hot
>>581385927>ningen ears visible
>>581385297>more stamina than witYou should be able to beat this
>>581386165golshi is hot though
>>581386350Thing the world realized AFTER she dumped the hat
>>581386118all umas with hats or crowns are fucking stupid except for goldshi and machitan who actually look like their hats won't just fall off when sprinting at 60km/h
Do you even like tomboys or only the ones with big tits?
>>581386118C.B.'s hat is adorable and you have bad taste. Gold Ship's hat is ordinary except for the weird ear covers and strap assembly, and does not look as good.
ikuno...............dictus
>>581386525Their headgear is solidly pinned into their hair, in many cases.
>>581386540Love those two
>>581386540I like them.And also why have you posted this like 4 times in the span of a day
>first drop of caffeine I drink in 12 hoursholy shit I almost died without my fix I was starting to feel pain all overumamusume>>581386540tomboys with big tits are cope, a good tomboy is no bigger than C
>>581386540I like boys (female) with inoffensive breasts
>>581384773Buy some at the stamina store that unlocked because you listened to all the StarHorse4 jukebox tunes before the deadline. It's a little bit hidden so maybe you missed it? Unless you just didn't unlock it, even though it was trivially easy to do and you had plenty of time...
>>581386540CUTEKI!
>>581386892w-what..?
>>581387021ya I kno
Is there any way to make Late Surgers work for CM19?
>>581387021bamboo muteki is real? wtf
Wait what? There was paid banners at the end of september in uma timeline and now there are none
>>581387229inject 10 gamble accels into them
How much should I have to wait until this version of Ace shows up?
>>581379948Top 1
>>581387259i bought them
boyuma are for fagshow about some menuma
>>581387229Stack every acceleration skill you can and run two debuffers except make them once chasers like air groove then hope your sole ace sits in sixth place.
>>5813873182028.......
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>>581387612
>>581385292Pink
>>581387612You are a flip neet
>>581387612Anon...
>>581387612Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>581387704Pink?
>>581387612Jerking off on the clock is the best.
>>581387612proletariat HERO. even if that's not even good porn.
>>581387612MODS
>responding to V
>replying to V
the only good thing about pornposting was the surprised tachyon reaction and nobody does that anymore...
SWEEPY WON'T GIVE ME AFTER SCHOOL STROLL
>>581388061It stopped being surprising.
>>581372815>>581379989Wife
who really even gives a shit anymore
>doing fan runs with gold city>never get carats, if anything only 5 rarely>back to using maruzensky>15~20 almost every runSame number of races
Good night bros
>>581387865Of course the guy posting niggers is a fag AND a rat
What's the fastest way to get bond with uma? Spamming auto training?
>>581388103>trying to get ASS from sweepylolyou make parents for it, press on sweepy every time she gets a hint on, and finally get it from buying hints on the shop when it offers end closer hints
>>581388287yeah
>>581388327this sleepy ogurin is too cute
>>581384785
She's perfect
>>581388287Training and TT
>>581388327I already have an autism spectrum syndrome
>>581388173Need rulership in my life
>>581383982You asked nicely don't you remember?
>>581388553This guy makes the hottest Bakushins...
>>581388429
where da white wimmin at
>>581388682Right here
>>581388550MANY are saying this.ignore the fag in the back
What do these loonies get out of pretending when everyone knows they're full of shit and projecting
>>581386546Nah this shit is goofy as hell
>>581388829posts like yours that acknowledge them. they think they win when you get posts like yours that don't reply to them on purpose while addressing them
>>581388628Why is grass a liar?
V? Umama? All me btw
>>581388912I know he gets butthurt reading them because I'm better than him in every aspect
>>581389019horsemeat...
Question to all Hog debuffers users. Do you have lone wolf?
>>581389195Yes.
>>581389195don't use debuffs but oguri gets lone wolf always
>He is replying to himself againTake your meds nonny
>>581389195I have lone wolf on my debuffer to fuck over people who put it on their XOG.
Smart Umamusume have an easier time using their Skills in a race.To make your trainee smarter, focus on Wit training.
we are all V
>>581386118It's more the earmuffs than the hat.And Mr CB is still hotter than Golshi.Even though Golshi is also hot as fuck.
>>581389394pic unrelated LMAO
a from Uma&Co, stop joining my public CM19 lobbies.
>>581389476>whores
>he trains wit for skill proc % and not terrain witchecks"smart" falco posters... sigh...
>>581389394it's fine falco... I'm still your number 1 fan even if you're really fucking stupid...
>>581389590hmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>581389590stop making them public then fucking retard
>>581384773The secret is clicking stam during summer when your cards land there
>>581389394Thank you Falco
Finally, once in 8 runs.
>>581388628Yeah that's where I bred her
Still haven't made any aces been playing a dogshit game all week.My strategy?>Valentine Bourbon with Taking The Lead off Stamina Palmer>>581383775That one LH thumbnail art had some sloppa input but other than that he does most of the work himself
>>581389690Cute, Falco has a fan and torena will impregnate Eishin tonight
>>581389670Being Smart has many benefits, going over all of them may be overwhelming so only one was mentioned.
>>581389670If you're suggesting that a few hundred wit will change your life because of downhill mode, you may be exaggerating more than you realize.
>>581388327I want some ass from Sweepy...
>>581389590>please stop stomping my ass :(((
>>581390150fuggly uma for pedos [-]
If I'm only running Murmur/564, I don't need to learn Late Savvy + ASE right?
>>581390193>>581389760>>581389714since when we like uma&co again? is it because umama left?
>>581390193kill yourself
>>581390237She's also funny and cute for non-pedos. Not especially pretty and not sexy, yes, but cute.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/J4JiBK>https://jiggie.fun/J4JiBKhttps://jiggie.fun/J4JiBK>https://jiggie.fun/J4JiBKhttps://jiggie.fun/J4JiBK
>>581390257yeppers, ASE is the only skill that needs vision
>>581389974based bobobwo
>>581390086not a particularly big fan of the germans so I'm Fine with this arrangement. settling for the number 1 umadol isn't a bad deal
>>581389590who?
>>581390269i'm just shitposting because the situations calls for it. I know uma&co danchou is a whale so i'm 100% sure he's obliterating that anon's ass>>581390275go back to open league lmao
>>581390610uma&co danchou also has 13 platshe is probably the strongest danchou here
>>581390092shacute.......
>>581390269Uma&co discord raid
>>581390701does he at least pay you to suck his cock
>>581390701too bad about his clubmates lmao
>>581390701He sounds super hot wtf
HASHIWEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII
ok I'm readyNever run Daiwa before, but I've always wanted to try.
>>581390701It's arguably between him and the player nyo from /uma/ club. At least both of them are top 3 competitive players around
>>581390892Why are you bullying newfriends?
>>581390936 (me)My dyslexia didn't let me read the 'danchou' word. Yeah he's most likely the danchou with most plats here, and one of the best CM players overall
Light Hello has been very evil towards me lately and I'm not sure what I did wrong>No dating before junior year>No coins in 4+ hits>Keeps going guts and powHas she posted anything on umastagram? I just want to fix whatever I did
>>581391087because I wanted to run fronts, don't have Hoguri, and didn't want to have another CM where I won 5 out of 80 races and just barely squeaked into Group B finals.
thanks everyone, but my team sucks this time
Fuuuuccckkk... I really suck at this game..
~23 hours
>>581391249She's too busy getting drunk and having sex with me anon, I'll give her back soon I promise.
What do you think bros, is that enough stam
>>581391635Yeah
>>581391635>Slick surge>Pump
>>581391327it is xogger slop CM don't feel bad about it
umasumi
>>581391635>this is the horse I'm up againsthow the fuck do I fight this if I can't run 3 speed cardsfuck's sake I may as well just sit in open league for the next few monthsfuck grand live
>>581391925Yes you can. You only need 1 wit card
Feeling slightly better. Kind of want to work on Nature a bit more though.
>>581392039okay so how am I competing with that with either Matikanefukukitaru or Daiwa Scarlet
>>581391780gambling innit, might actually hit pump with front runners about>>581391925just high roll gwo
I tolerated the erpI tolerated the cum stained room I tolerate the resident schizoBut I won't tolerate my danchou being the resident libtoid
>>581391925I actually went Open League for Scorpio. I'll do parents for Sagittarius, but I might go Open League for that one, too. Getting stamina is such ass, after hundreds and hundreds of careers I still don't have my own post-MANT 9* stam parents, and I main fronts strictly f2p on top of that. I'm fucked in every sense of the worrd except literally.
The frustrating part about making aces isn't even related to GL. I've made many umas with great stats skills and sp but they're often lacking 1 to 3 gold skills
>>581391327
>>581392169what sparks do your parents have? Damn that's an impressive highroll
>>581392169okay so how does this get done with sweep tosho instead of tachyon, daiwa scarlet instead of fine motion, and biwa instead of diamond
>>581391635>no full throttle nor racing spirit staminaMight even be overstammed actually
>>581392169It's redundant. The optimal amount of accel is 0.6. You have 0.4 guaranteed. + dober or nimble nav. Ryan in that scenario is useless, slick is too gambly on long
>>581392413you had a whole year to MLB finemo
>>581392476and I also had two sparks to roll for tachyon and how did that work out?
I love my genius wife!
entertain me
>>581391925Why aren't you running 3 speed cards anon?Don't tell me you don't have a 9* stamina parent...
>>58139238610 stam 2 pwr 2 spd my parents are not great
Ok bung of NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS AND CURRENCHAN SISSYWhat is the actual fucking point of not having Racing (+) or any (+) skill as a parent, even for looping? What is the downside? I am being told they suck but I don't know why, and others say that this is a psyop.
>>581392649see that's the funny thingI DO have a 9* stamina parent.And I can run them to get 17* in stamina if I wanted. But getting stamina in grand live is so incredibly ass that it only gets you like a third of the way there tops.
>>581392871Anon, that many stamina sparks should get you to at least 750, just click stamina a bit to get the rest of the way there
>>581392646
>>581392861when you loop skill A from grandpa it has a higher chance to pass to parent if the parent buys A because they have the same namebut if grandpa has A+ and parent buys A, what happens? what happens retardbwo? why is this concept so hard to grasp?
>>581392424the gaslator gives me 94.8 survival ig that's enough>>581392450yeah maybe you're right. i'm just used to grabbing every accel available
>>581392861(+) counts as a different spark and can only be acquired in the specific scenario. That means that, once you move to e.g. GL for the easy SS rank, you'll lose the white spark generation bonus from having the same sparks in multiple parents and grandparents
>>581393273POV: You're my son.
>>581393024>just click stamina a bit during your summer turns to get the rest of the way therekiryu my sonthe time has come for you to make a choiceyou can choose butiful triple rainbow in speedmuch tokens and many stat gainsyou can choose butiful double rainbow in wityou would love the energy my sonlight hello is playing on the guts training all by herself don't worry about thator you can choose the stamina training with no supportskiryu, what do you choose?
>>581393273I like to imagine her pov is a guy with two broken legs trying to not cry while looking at her in terror.
>>581393313M-mommy
>>581393273I want it from the source!
>>581386714fuck, I see what you did here
>>581393135The fraudening...
>1.2M breakDanchou better be happy
I remember why I stopped coming here. You guys remind me that I'm really shit at this game.
fat uma mechanics when
>>581393867Simply get better / spend money
>>581393867I just play for fun.
>>581393867certified gold clan moment
>no tards allowedYaeno is rude...
>>581393867you can always improve, I'm a retard and can make half decent umas tooit's a videogame, videogames are not hard
>>581393867this is one of the funniest uma events of all time and it will be a crime if they never add him to the game
Should I bring a power card training Suzuka?
>>581392157>MatikanefukukitaruYou use the alt, she's pretty strong for long now that late accel exists
>>581393946
Torena....you ARE leveling your cards right?
>>581393946wdym when the game already has FAT FUCK mechanics
>>581394227didn't realize matikanefukukitaru had two wit cardsUnless... No, you couldn't be...
>>581394071>videogames are not hardExplain Souls games and Guitar Hero then.
>>581394516yep
>>581394352I try but I cleat event cards every now and then>>581394549soul games and guitar hero games are part of the same kind of games, rythm games, so you only need to learn the rythm and winI'm sure there are thousands upon thousands of people who finished both games
>>581394549>Souls games>Guitar Hero
>>581394549>Guitar HeroHoly uncslop
>>581393046Vodka would 100% rape trainer but would be too embarrassed if he remembered it so she would drag him out for a drink or two and add roofies when he's not looking so he has no memory of what happened
>>581393867Stream on YouTube/twitch and we'll coach you in chat
>>581394549have you tried rolling?
>>581394736Fuck you, no one cares V
>>581394848Yeah, but I knock over the drums and miss a few buttons too.
hellolook how smart she is
>>581394736>curren in her own tierI wonder who is behind this post?
>>581394736gross
>>581393946your wide shaped bwo?
>>581395004Powerlet hehe
Fuji Kiseki
>>581395124@umagrok is this real
>>581395210>he's not looping it alreadygwo...
I'm TIRED of waiting for CM. Make them FASTER cygames. I don't care if jpbros accuse this of being cruel to global.I AM BORED. GIVE ME NEW CM!!
>>581395180>lesbian >off-model
>>581394783>zoomers will never get to experience Jordan on expert
>>581394808Won't someone join just to spam slurs?
>>581395291Take this time to relax and go outside.
meh
>>581395395Surely this thread isn't that bad...?
Drama?
>>581395547I'd be happy with it as long as the GPs were good. Latch on and RSM are solid hints.
>>581395639Drama is over, all clubs have disbanded and anons left.
I hope this one is will win a lot
>>581395604>Team Retard
>>581395816>jobbed to end xhogs>nerfed by debuffers
>>581395816team trials ass setup
>>581396024I have end xog as a backupI hate debuffers
I got this just now bringing a borrowed Creek and my power absolutely suffered.
thanks I guess
>>581395816brainlet but at least she'll survive murmurs
>>581388765dont be mean to Epi
>>581396125your welcome
>>581393867Anon, this place is exceptionally competitive compared the to the average player and twittershitter who still has difficulty doing UG umas, and doesn't have human rights cards mlb'd like kita and finemo.They didn't do a shitton of prep like parenting and pull plans like we did, especially at the half TP event.The whole Xoguri drama is the good example of this. She needs a lot of things to work, correct skills, pinks, parents, etc which most people will never do and they don't even know or understand.So don't feel bad, but you need to put work into it if you want a plat.
I can't wait to play every day until ramonu comes out, saving every ninjin I get so I can spend it all on her, not roll a single SSR let alone a ramonu, have to spark her three times, and then do it all over again in another few months.
>>581396401why didn't you give me gw
>>581396125>3 Wit
>>581393946Of course it's fucking Americans.
>>581396419>posting the DEI Team
>>581396419Prince sexJapanese sexAmazon sexoWolf sexoPresidential sexoImaginary ningen sexoHag sexoAmerican sexoCenturial sexoEl Condor SexoEmpress sexo
>>581396620saving it for the next run
>>581396842oki
>>581396419El looks fat here
>>581396902Shut up
>>581396835many say this.
>>581395639Mambo status?
Why does Fuji dress like THAT. That tie only makes her more look more erotic. Does she have no shame?
>>581396902Too much tacos
>>581397013OUR hero
>>581397010>Me, think of umas>The digitan in my head
>>581397134I dance like this sometimes when I get drunk at home alone
>>581397058https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11807348
umas for this feel?
>>581395180But who made the creek sloppa 3 threads before?
>>581397210Falco in the background of Eishin's SR
if inari one is so great then why is there no inari two
>>581395001heh
>>581397134
>>581397278She's infertile
>>581397278https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/1989108468/
>>581397208Wheres the male trainer version with a reacharound handjob (gloves on)?
>>581397056
can't get it up again
>>581397470>King of DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>581397394
all umas should have a nice bush down there. just saying.
>>581397013>MondayWtf why? It is a G2, that's a PRIME TIME race.
>>581397561YuGiOh SUCKS!
Bed breaking sex with Winning Ticket
>>581397208>NTR artist
>>581397518Never
>>581397540>this tastes like almonds, but I see none... Gold Ship, what did you put in it>Cyanide
>>581397606idk
All umas should refrain from raping their trainers after winning a race. That's not what they were hired for.
>>581397605I don't trust any uma that shavesWhy would they if they're virgins
>>581397779
>>581397278>Inari One had 266 children with no graded race winners>Super Creek had 204 children with no graded race winners either>Oguri Cap had 342 children with no graded race winners eitherwas their generation cursed or something?
>>581397587
I love Rice
>>581398016Even Secretariat was a weak sire (but a good broodmare sire)
>not a single stamina/power Dober parent with nimble, spurt, and uma stanwhat are loopers doing?
>>581398016Oguri is understandable because the whole thing about their generations is what white horses are bad.
>>581398038
>>581398016>Cross has none
>>581398138Not what you want lol do it yourself fag
>>581397653
>>581398016>Stay gold only won 1 G1>Pumped out G1 winners like no one's business.Personal ability doesn't really matter.
Post little umas.
>>581398274retard
>>581398328>>>/b/
reverse genohara
>>581398367I have my own Dober parent so who's the retard now loser lmao
>>581397890umas are God(desse)s chosen people and can do whatever they want
>Check out Digitan's newest doujin>Trainer face reveal>Looks like meWhy is Digitan shipping me with a tracen student I've never met before?
>>581398451do you just come here to be mean?
>>581398328
herpes sores flaring up againuma for this feel?
>>581398328Hags look like that?
>>581398302It does matter, but it's not a guarantee
>>581398016Strong generations tend to skip a generationsStrong horses do not tend to be good direct sires
>>581398328Nishino my beloved
Whatever happened to that guy who posted the teio gif
>>581398474I don't think the Goddess' plan involves dragging some guy into a room and gangraping him.
>>581398423
>>581398760He died of ligma
7 and I'll leave my club
>>581398554mambwo....
>>581398543
>10%bricked
>>581398328>139cm
>>581398534A lot of people do this for some reason
>>581398760you mean teiomelty.gif or a different one I post that one sometimes
>>581398760He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times.
>>581398760he knew too much
>>581398824what...
>>581398835Paizuri one...
>>581398826
Oppai loli are disgusting
>>581398818Im not falling for that>>581398887This one. Its been awhile since I've last been here but I feel like I always used to see this gif and he'd go "Teio!"
>>581399141
>>581399056You're in the club called Mambo, therefore you're a Mambwo....
>>581399247Yoy should've fallen for it I was going to say "It's a kind of melonoma" to reference the fact that the usual response is ligma balls.
>pedo hours>SEA hoursnot surprised
https://e-hentai.org/g/4190005/a7594f5ff4/
>>581398328I wanna bring her home
>>581399141I can't wait until her banner dude....
>>581399328
>>581399374I like these trope inversions. They always make me laugh.
>>581399230That's not very marvelous of you
need meds
>>581399312>I'm Gonna Be a Mommy!Yeah, you are.....
>>581399479What's wrong with pedophilia
I love oppai loli so much...
>>581399596>Cuckgo
>>581399470Whats melonoma?
>>581399745The legality of it
>>581399693You sure do (just not estrogen)
>>581399873Pedophilia isn't illegal...
rape is funny
>>581399693>the trainer your horse tells you not to worry aboutI hate being a cardlet so god damn much
>>581400061>t.Daiwa
Thoughts?
>>581400061rape isn't funny
>>581400126the eye marking looks like she's got that "pissed" symbol all the time
>>581399803It's a type of skin cancer involving the cells that are responsible for the darkening of your skin. Whenever a fair skinned person finds a misshapen brown spot on their skin they panic because it could he melonoma instead of something mundane like a mole.
umamusumes are smelly
>>581400126It's shit.
>>581400126I have her card on JP and apparently it's pretty good since it gave me my first UG after putting it on my deckOtherwise I have 0 idea who efforia is or what she even does
>>581400208Oh...
>>581400208Man I wish my PC wasn't bricked or I'd make a Tachyon point for this.
I forgot about tomorrows race
>>581400435How dare you bigot
>>581400357The humor in my post comes from the fact that one's genitals are usually a darker skin tone than the rest of their body. So the scotum being dark makes it difficult to find dark spots on to diagnose melonoma. In addition to fact that people rarely inspect the body part.
>>581400126Wrong thread. I will talk about her with you on the other one tho
>>581400682I inspect my genitals pretty frequently though
>>581400787That's good. Keep 'em healthy Anon.
>>581400126エエエエエエエエエフフフフフフフフフフフフォーリアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア
>>581400717hu dis slut
>>581400435Forever Fraud
Shit white skills... Is spechan even a good inherit?
>>581400856I could help inspect yours too if you'd like
>>581400126Need to see her pits
did yanko lose already
>>581400126>>581400717Who is thus? She looks cute.
>>581401024She fucks shotas
>>581400941It's basically Barcarole
>>581401084Lucky for me
no meds
>>581401084Yes I'm Shotas
>>581400941only good if you bring something else that reliably goes off on the final corner
>>581401024You wouldn't fuck Kashimoto over your own trainee, right?
>>581401084Women aren't interested in little boys.
>>581401049Yes
Jerked off to umas again
>>581400126
>>581401204gw tho
>>581401204nyoooo...
>>581401204oh bobo didn't finish her chainthat's fine then
>>581401280Who's on first?
>>581401230My trainee wouldn't out out anyways.
>>581401237
>>581400126>>580990695>>580990695>>580990695Go away
>>581401378blind retard
>>581401280believe wasn't even mentioned. FUCK you
>>581401028
>>581401204no wit cap with 3 wit cards is wild
>>581400126I don't particularly like the design or her personality. Also I really hate how astroturfed she is, the horse is the definition of a precocious horse who turned shit in senior yearI really hope they won't make her a limited uma.>>581400274In JP you can get UC with clanker and rental decks
>>581400126>>581371850>>581371850>>581371850stay here and post more
>>581401237Nah they just aren't interested in you
>>581401654
>>581401551>believe wasn't even mentionedyea she never is LMAO
>>581401648never post that uggo again
>>581400126Absolute pain to roll (along with CB) thoughts.
>turn 1 charmingLet's see how this crashes and burns
>>581400126Cuter than epi
>>581401551Ugly boy
>>581401556Ehhh if she looked at me with a bit more disgust I'd save for her.
>>581401795I post her sometimes. don't even joke lad
>bring 3 speed>UG7 brick with 600 stam>bring 2 speed 1 stam 2 wit>800 speed at second summerbros...
>>581401950Does this mean you'll stop fucking her ass every Friday?
>>581402181600 stam is enough
>>581402278>implying I fuck boyumas
i would fuck boyumas not that i have a choice
Anyone want Arima rooms
I would have sex with anything female at this point...
>>581402420the gaslight sim says she dies even with 3 healsim not training xoguri either i just cope bought them
I would have sex with you guys at point....
>>581402278was this prompted by something or is actually-schizophrenic-posting the new thing now?
I'd rather die a virgin than have sex with any of you
>>581402559>>581402608>>>/y/
>>581401571here then
>>581402731What if instead of having sex we made love?
>>581402568You're not the funny supiki man so fuck off
>>581402731Hey....
>>581402740I SAID FEMALE
oguri sex as in plap
>>581402731Same
>>581402696dom dom?
>>581402731don't shay that...
>>581402875you mean crier?
>>581402875what's a supiki
>>581402864You're all the same, first you say you love me, then you dump me like a whore... Not again
>>581402864
>>581402949Toreina-san ain't got alla that
it would be nice if agps died
Umama is posting rn, do not fall for her lies.
>>581402696allen said he was going to put the cage back on unless you stopped being a whore in the general
>>581403087Tachyon has such beautiful eyes
>>581403172Why? It's a very useful function for traveling, I don't have to use maps and I love it
>>581403172true
>>581402875CRYER
>>581403001Eat dirt, idiot.
>>581403076What if I'm different?
>>581403076V....
>>581403558>>581403558>>581403558
>>581403343>Super Cuck
Next bread will be more of the same
COUNTERBAKE
>>581400941You need a skill to proc during the final corner. For lates, your strongest bet is pairing it with Brian or Steampunk Taishin inherits
