# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>580815410
Super sex. With sisters.
LET'S GROOVE TONIGHT
>>581345929Ah well, it's Thiursday now
>>581379392>lolicatgirls.mp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82N3iOVoR54Oldfag detected.
>>581379757The best day of the week
We love Nemlei.
>>581381330Nobody is saying this
>>581381330WE are all saying this.
>>581381330Nemlei, you gave us peak canon incest. My life is yours, and I love you.
>>581381330I'm saying this, but I wouldn't know about others
>>581379392
>>581383843>Ashley sex ass
>>581383843>women nice literallyI love women
>>581383843>Julia factThis post has been fact checked by real flooz checkers: TRUE
>>581383843>try jane wrenHm, why not
>>581379730What genre of music would Ashley like?
https://x.com/PhuongHoa189/status/2100662747440746731
>>581386423hawt
>>581385278>jane wrenThat’s too daring, too brave. They’ll kill you
>>581386423Phuong Hoa is an absolute lad.
>>581383843>ashley sex assso true
>>581383843>andrew love rape
>>581379392there, just fixed your shitty GIF, OP
>>581386646look at that turdcutter!
>>581388018The ol' familial fartbox
Thinking about Julian
Connerchads superior.
>>581377642ChokerxFlannel is quite hot if I say so myself.
>>581386423It's okay it's not incest, they're just grinding. I always do that with my sister.
>>581391289Agreed
>>581384067>>581386646Hell yeah, if you don't mind my crude way of saying it.>>581388018>>581389230Fuck you people, you spawn everytime I am in the mood to remind me it's the part of the body where shit comes from!!
>>581391289Imagine if they lived in Hawaii
>>581391289Bro is really getting a good feel while he's got the chance isn't he
>>581381330I fucking hate Nemlei, hope she dies soon.
>>581393614Fag.
>>581391941With sisters, you've always got the chance.
>>581394461>>581395759
>>581395945I will rape you
>>581371074>Julia mogged by her own sisterSic semper imouto
>>581397310Based
>>581397310Little sisters are superior, and oneefags are spiritual bottoms. There, I said it.
>>581400402There is nothing wrong with being a bottom
>>581400979Shut up, Thiu.
>>581401110Kek
>>581400402>oneefags are spiritual bottomsmmfh
>>581386423This artist has done what Nemlei no longer dares to...
I jerked off thinking about CGs from this game. I wasn't even looking at them and I still masturbated to them. I feel like I've broken my relationship with this game and defiled Nemlei. I've never even come to Coffin porn before because I respect the game so much.
>>581403672>I've never even come to Coffin porn before...did you come to the thought of the CG's?
>>581403672Welcome to the club, freak. You'll get over it and it feels awesome
>>581404351Yes, I finished thinking about this one
Fellas, consider.>sex with adult Wren and a hag Ashley.
>>581403672Funny. My mind also set a rule of "don't jack off to porn of media that you personally cherish" that I can't force myself to ever deviate from, but it also carved out a caveat of "except porn featuring characters that canonically fuck, so long as the porn ONLY involves that canon coupling." So I can jack off to Andrew and Ashley sex without any guilt whatsoever, but I absolutely can't jack off to either having sex with anyone else. Part of it is the delphic commitment, but I also adhere to it with other media involving non-related characters that I like.
>>581407176You mean a threesome with those two or Ashley making her own grandbaby?
>>581406042Thiu and Julian, surrounded by loved ones and asked to have a difficult conversation about their feelings, who winning the cry-off?
>>581409428i mean, if she had wren at 20 then when wren is 20, she would be 40...still perfectly fertile...
>>581407176What is wrong with you?
>Andrew forcing Wren to continue the family line... using Ashley
>>581383843>try Jane Wrenbut why>Julian NTR face...>reason incest Juliathis damn fartcloud
>>581400402>Little sisters are superior, and oneefags are spiritual bottoms. There, I said it.it's not about being dominated it's about dominance loss through progression.It's a flipping of the power dynamics through pubertal development. Imouto are always in the inferior position to their elder brother, there's no range for surpassing her, but older sisters were the dominant one until their little brother hit puberty and became taller and stronger.
>>581412949*Julia
Little sisters are just too needy. I want an older sister because it'd be nice for my sister to just be competent rather than requiring to be hassled for everything
>>581414427>be competent
I think Ashley and Julia should FUCK
>>581414350why would julia be forcing wren to continue the family line by fucking his mom?
https://x.com/LilianDuleroux/status/2100375480775868810
>>581417384Hussy machinations are rarely logical
congress passes the "wake your big brother up in bed every morning" bill
>>581418610I would be fucking pissed desuwa. I can wake up on my own very reliably. Someone waking me up always puts me in a bad mood
>>581410848Unstoppable force vs Immovable object
>>581418948>>581414350>>581413413>>581410848Conner mindbroke these freaks
Connerchads stay winning over Juliancels
>>581418948That cross necklace is so slutty, I want to jizz on it
>>581419537Connerchads, the revolution is beginning now
>>581419739Conner jizzed over Julian's necklace as a show of force.
Reminder: THESE CHARACTERS DONT FUCKING EXIST
>>581419945If they don't exist, then why can I see them?
>>581420000Because you're a schizophrenic faggot who's suffering from an HRT induced delusion, and should kill yourself promptly
>>581419891Hold on, now I'm confused about the lore. Conner is a person? I thought that was the ship name for something
>>581419945Connercels, Juliangods are winning.
>>581420162It's made up faggot shit.
>>581420162Conner is Renee's brother. Based off Connie.
>>581420086Anon, I find the fanfic characters insanely cringe reddit garbage, but you are quite literally inviting more of it by demonstrating how visibly assmad it makes you. Learn how to ignore shit, or start learning how to filter, but stop making the rest of the thread suffer even worse because it feels good to throw a tantrum.
I hate this streak of headcanon/fanfic in /calg/
>>581420374>Shit up the thread constantly>hur hur ur mad
Conner's superiority has lead to some controversy
>>581420464Yes, anon, they're shitting the thread up, and by being a big whiny baby about you've just shown that they have a surefire way to rile up a person they don't like, and it involves posting their favorite fanfic characters.
>light hearted joke alt universe where Julia isn't a hussy stealing Ashley's brusband.assmad over this?
>>581420292Oooooooooooooh okok, I'm with you now
>>581420587Conner would make it so that it wouldn't even get to that stage to begin with. It wins by default. Juliankeks btfo
Anyone know how to filter specific words?
>>581420495>>5814205874chan is VERY serious business
I hope Nemlei cancels the game at this point.
>>581420767
>>581420767Yes. If you want to filter julian you would use /julian/i
>>581420767Another Juliankek mindbroken by Connerchads
>>581420804Same. Fuck these retards.
>>581420893>/julian/I'm not so brave as to suggest we should rename /calg/ to /julian/, but I admire you for being the first through the wall
Alright so it's obviously a coordinated attempt at trolling. How boring.
>>581421159>a coordinated attemptYeah, me and my army of proxies are putting in a lot of effort
>>581421159Most of the time it's someone being 90% genuine until some faggot pops up frothing at the mouth, at which point he gets dogpiled and bullied for being a lolcow. This pattern happens literally all of the time with a variety of subjects. This is why freaking out about things instead of self-regulating always makes things worse, because again: now the thread has to suck for everyone else because of a neurodivergent baby that can't direct his emotions properly.
he's onto us
>>581421328I'm not even sure how that even relates to whatever this is until the second half.
>>581421328Wtf man don't give away the game like that. We LOVE Julia in all her variations here
They don't know I've got another thing cooking to fuck with the lolcows epic style.
Nemlei, please never finish this game. Just out of spite of *these* people.
>>581421328Wtf man don't give away the game like that.We LOVE Conner in all her variations here
I’m currently trying to write a harem smutfic where Andrew gains the powers of an Incubus, for this AU, Nina is still alive and attends college. Do you guys think she’d attended an anime club?
>>581421486Basically, someone acting like an oversensitive bitch invites them to get bullied. Guy freaks out about yuri? Swarm of yuri posts. Guy has a nemlei-induced melty? Outpouring of support for Nemlei (all genuine, though). Unfortunately, all parties involved are too autistic to throw up their hands and quit and find something better to do with their time, so it usually just deathspirals the thread for hours.
>>581421653>cutting off your nose to spite your faceI've learned to accept the wait years ago. I enjoy the threads as they are now, not as a purgatory until the game's release. If it gets released or cancelled today is immaterial to me
>>581420743If Renee had a brother she wouldn't be the mess of a human she is.
>>581421793Should be Julian instead
>>581421823nta but I will cut off my face to spite my body.
>>581421793>Do you guys think she’d attended an anime club?No, she'd be too popular and cool for something as niche as anime in the 2010's. Nina would be on the track team>>581421813Lol anon the guy you're replying to is literally autistic and genuinely unable to prevent himself from having these melties. You're wasting your time
>>581421823>I enjoy the threads as they are nowThis was the case until very recently. It's clear we have a group of retards from Trooncord/Reddit who come here to fuck with these threads. It's painfully obvious.
>>581422015We're from Juliancord, actually.
>>581422015>It's painfully obviousNo, what's obvious is that it's the same collection of people here, with a sizable portion of them having been here too long, repeatedly and cyclically trolling each other.
>>581422015>a groupActualey it's all me and my proxies
>>581421813>Snarkleyare there 14 others?
>>581421964Bro why is everyone just one person to you? I barely even post in /calg/ anymore and all this time later you are still pulling the same schtick.
>>581422148>same collection of people here, with a sizable portion of them having been here too long, repeatedly and cyclically trolling each other.So essentially the exact same thing in principal?
>>581422015just because you disagree with people, doesn't mean there's a grand conspiracy afoot
>>581422192>Bro why is everyone just one person to you?How many times do I have to tell you that this general is me and my alts replying to myself???
JSID atp
>>581422172Does she squeak or explode acid blood everywhere?
>>581422347>JSID>Julia So Incredibly DelightfulEveryone is saying this
Reminder:Ashley game, Ashley Thread, Ashley Board, Ashley website, Ashley State, Ashley Country, Ashley Continent, Ashley Planet, Ashley Solar System, Ashley Galaxy, Ashley Universe, Ashley fabic of reality itself. If you go down to the atomic level the Universe is comprised exclusively of miniature Ashleys. The neurons in Andrew's brain consist of nothing but Ashleys that send blood flow(blood cel Ashleys) directly to his little Andy at the mere sight of Ashley's mighty sister cleave
>>581422589Perfectly encapsulates this fanbase and their attitude towards Ashley.
>>581422258>So essentially the exact same thing in principal?No, it's functionally different because everyone is essentially shitting where they eat. This isn't some ebin troll(s) rolling in from reddit to shit up the thread, there's no compelling reason for any of them over there to do it when they can just take screencaps from here and farm them for karma instead. The kind of petty, deliberate antagonism that goes on this thread is conducted by people who are either:>Ex-thread-regulars coming back to shit the place up because of some retarded grudge with a slightly outdated knowledge about what gets the thread going>Thread regulars who don't like a specific persona of a person they know is posting here, and are trawling for a reaction because they're bored>Thread regulars who don't like a specific persona of a person they know is posting here, and is getting revenge for being called out on something
Well. I was wondering if we'll ever get fast /calg/ again. I guess the monkey's paw curled on this one...
>>581423107That's a cute 'shley.
>>581423054Monkey's paw curls whenever someone wonders such a poorly thought out concept.
>>581423154I 'shley, you 'shley, we all 'shley for Ashley.
>>581422405sister feet
>>581423531sieet
>>581424825Not now, nigdrew
>>581425135Not Sheeiit, Siseet. (sister feet)
>>581425290I don't like it. Sounds Hindi
>>581426085Always reminds me of this gem every time I see it.
>>581421824True, but that doesn't mean she didn't have one, just that if she did they didn't have a functioning traditional sibling relationship. Still a tragedy either way.
>>581427889If Renee had had an Andrew so many tragedies could have been completely avoided.
Was Renee just manipulating her 8 year old son when she told him keeping Ashley out of trouble was his brotherly duty, or did she actually think on some level that having an older brother in her life would be good for Ashley based on her own experience growing up as a rebellious edgelord? Obviously at least some of it was trying to push the work onto him, but is that all it was?
Andrew's life would've been fixed if he just masturbated more often
>>581431129>Was Renee just manipulating her 8 year old son when she told him keeping Ashley out of trouble was his brotherly dutyYes, absolutely. Renee knew what she was doing, which is why she's a Tar Soul-to-be.
>>581412710What's wrong with YOU?
>>581426415peak
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>581431129Where are you getting these ages from?
>>581436143Andrew was in his 3rd year of school at the time
>>581435420Fact checked
>>581435420Ashley can rub her sass on my brock. (I'm literally Andrew)
>>581386607>>581385278>>581413413WREN WILL SAVE THE DOE BLOODLINE
>>581436143I just said a number desu
>>581409420I thought I was the only one with this rule lol. it just feels weird man. though I don't like it even if it's canon.
>>581435420TRVKE
>>581437095>Fact checkedOh, so it's fake? damn glowies
Call me Andrew/Ashley. Because I almost went to jail and I didn't.
>>581445192Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand-grenades, and impregnating your sister.
>>581445192What crime did you commit
>>581446395DWI. I got so fucking lucky. Holy fucking shit
I chose an eternity of thisLike falling angels, the world disappearedLaughing into the fire, is it always like this?Flesh and blood and the first kissThe first colours, the first kiss
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trickThe one that makes me scream," she said"The one that makes me laugh," she saidThrew her arms around my neck"Show me how you do itAnd I promise you, I promise thatI'll run away with youI'll run away with you"
Daylight licked me into shapeI must have been asleep for daysAnd moved my lips to breathe her nameI opened up my eyesAnd found myself alone, aloneAlone above a raging seaThat stole the only girl I lovedAnd drowned her deep inside of me
>>581426415Drunkanon has several gems that don't get the recognition they deserve. I've saved all of his stories, especially this one: https://rentry.org/cy3rh28uI mean, at least I have the memory that it was written by drunkanon. I hope it was.
>>581435420Ahem ahem... Gentlemen, sisbutte.
>>581448917>A shallow grave (ha), a monument to the ruined age>Ice in my eyes and eyes like ice don't move>Screaming at the moon, another past timeWe have a Wren mic sprite but do we have a Teendrew version?
>>581446901>DWIBased. Drink driving is a human right.
>>581450505Boozin' n' cruisin'. A little bit of soadie for the roadie.
Nemlei called me a nigger in 2002
>>581454617Have you tried not being a nigger?
>>581454617Bravo, Nemlei!
>>581431129Fuck them kids
>>581436143Renee said that when she was 22, Andrew was 7 and Ashley 5. But they always feel a bit older in the flashbacks and we don't know exactly when they were so I always headcanon them as 10 & 8
>>581457951>slyWhat is she planning?
>>581458073Heist of brock
>>581458142Who dares, wins!
I've got a sickness, and the cure is MORE JULIA
I support injecting Julia directly into anon's veins
>>581460856In the club fucked up off the jerc (Julia perc)
>>581460645>the cure>>581448469>>581448765>>581448917>>581450090
>>581461825>swipes left
>>581463479Why is he so GAY
>>581465178Bad experience with foids
I want Renee to grab me by the balls and call me a disgusting freak then slap me and spit in my face
Into the half life, another hussy morning with you
>>581463479based. Mid ass bitch
>>581454617You probably deserved it, nigger.
>>581469846I read this post and thought this was going to be how I discovered Half-Life 3 is real. I am now disappointed.
>>581469846>here we see the common house hussy (Foidus Domesticus) engaging in a form of aggressive mimicry.>the house hussy pantomimes sisterley qualities in order to secure food and safety. Her typical prey is the older brother (Boyim Hapless) who is ill-equipped to spot this mimicry.>oh! Would you look at that! The sister is coming to mark her territory! Ain't she a beaut!>Look at the size o' those tits! This marks her as an alpha female! She's challenging the hussy to a mog-off!>now this is a rare treat! Oh! Oh! The hussy is showing a submissive posture! It looks like the sister has maintained her territory!
>>581470173But enough about Ashley
>>581463479Based. Ugly ass whore. Ashley is superior.
Ew I stepped in shit and it was Julia
>>581470567Unlike hussies, who can be readily traded, sisters are highly illiquid and thus cannot be assigned a market price. A sister categorically cannot be "mid".
>>581470493>BoyimThis is one of my favorite/calg/ words
>>581471147>>581471315>>581471486It's weird seeing these because you know he's actually happy here and not putting on a front. In fact, it seems the artists actually made him look really pleased.
>>581470475It was a Velvet Morning by The Verve reference. HL3 is never coming out
>>581471605Anon, Andrew is exactly the same as he is in the base cgs
https://files.catbox.moe/82xd6y.mp4
>>581472759Sisters are getting cuter
>>581472792Fact checkers dispute this
>>581472792fact check: TRUE
>>581472932Optimal sister body type
>>581476268do christian girls really
October status?
How often do you replay the game? I used to a lot, but it feels like I ran out of little secrets to find.
Any chances of some sort of hidden inconsequential dialog or hidden easter eggs the playerbase hasn't found yet?
>>581480358There's a secret you've yet to find: the map IDs for each room in Episode 3A! Would you like to find them for me?
>>581480849How exactly do I find those?
>>581481119With the aid of my RPG Maker plugin, we may overcome Kit9's filename scrambling.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/578163728/#q578466705
>>581481932I'm a techlet, but I'll try this when I get home later.
>>581480358Same. I used to replay all the time, but now I only boot it up if I want to check a specific scene for an argument lol
>>581409428Something I learned recently is that legally speaking, degrees of kinship stack, so a grandbaby is both grandson and son, and a nephson is both nephew and son Also, for legal purposes, the closest relationship is the one that counts in paper, so Wren is technically the son of both his uncle and aunt>for example, the mom in pic related is considered the daughter of the father instead of his sister
>>581478748Of course, they know God forgives. And you’ve gotta protect your cute imouto from evil boys
I'm thinking about my wife Noelle again. She's so pretty!
>>581476268>>581478748
>>581487082CUTE! Do you have more? I love Janelia but I don’t have any other pics saved on my phone
>>581480358Ashley duplication glitch comes to mind.
>>581487286There are a few more on the Coffeddithttps://reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1paaj45/julia_and_jane/
>>581487768What is this?
>>581489905When you're selecting which Ashley in Cliffhanger route, you can actually take an Ashley and leave one on stage. You can then return to get another Ashley. If it weren't for the stage limit of 4 you could theoretically have infinite Ashleys.
>>581490030>infinite AshleysSounds like my photo gallery.
>>581487831Post them here please
>>581490264Impossible. How could you have an infinite amount of Ashleys in one photo gallery? Do you have access to every cloud server on earth?
>>581490567I have access to every Cloudshley on earth actually.
>>581490632Uploading picdrews to my iCloudshley
>>581490767>ICloudshleyI know, you seeSomehow the world will change for meAnd be so wonderfulLive life, breathe airI know somehow we're gonna get thereAnd feel so wonderful
AU where Andrew and Ashley become livestreamers
Anyone else here from rhode island >>581491280This is obviously how things would go if this game was in the modern day
>>581493010
>>581492991What is the northeast coast like? Furthest east I've been is Nashville.
Does he have a cataract because it’s an incest mutation? Is that the implication? But I was told the chances are actually really low. Did you all lie to me? Asking for a friend
>>581493295>Is that the implication?Yes. >But I was told the chances are actually really low.Low doesn't mean 0%. And save for that, he seems completely normal.
>>581493219Very much like the game except more drugs and hopelessness nowadays. It’s why I identify so strongly with this shit. New England is a very easy place to learn to hate humans.I’ve never even been out of this state but imagine it’s similar to what coastal UK is like.
>>581493584Why are yankees so miserable? Down South we deal with far worse conditions, and weather straight from Hell. And yet we're always happy (except for faggots in Arkansas for some reason)
I will say: the cataract is far less cliche than heterochromia.
Girlfwrend, boyfwrend
>>581495063>>581495484>>581495774>>581495854Video games?
>>581496236It seems the only solution is for /calg/ to conquer an African country and turn it into the Delphocratic State of New-/calg/ary.
>>581495960>nooo be strictly on topic now now now this game hasn’t had news in months don’t have any kind of organic conversation stopppp Dude like shut up you fuckin hall monitor loser
>>581497716Well, the problem is that the off-topic is a topic he doesn't like, which makes it bad off-topic.
>>581496385>Delphocratic State of New-/calg/aryWe should have it shaped like the Ashley sprite png.
>>581497716>>nooo be strictly on topic now now now this game hasn’t had news in months don’t have any kind of organic conversation stoppppEveryone is saying this
>>581497980It's actually going to be shaped like planet earth because we're conquering the whole fucking planet.
>>581498117
>>581498117I like it
>>581496236I hate spanish too much for that
>>581498163An insufficient number of Ashleys.
>>581498163Entirely too many Ashleys
>>581498163Can we triple these Ashleys?
Advice for a 19 year old English major at a local school?
>>581500058Fuck your sister. Breed your sister. Kiss your sister. Snuggle your sister. Love your sister.
>>581500058Penis.In sister.
>>581500058Sex your sister
>>581420768
>>581500058Bend your sister over and stare at her sass as she bounces on your brock.
>>581500058Life peaks in junior year of college
>>581500058Do your homework, study, and know what you'll do with the degree before you graduate. Don't forget to have a social life or do a little floozing either.
>>581500234I have no sister. It hurts because even before I played this I’ve always felt like there was supposed to be another person at my side. I’ve had a massive cold empty hole in my chest since I was a kid. I’ve always been really lonely. I feel like I was meant to have one
>>581500058Switch majors
>>581500513Unfortunateley living with a gaping pit in your heart where a sisterwife/wifewife is supposed to be is just the new normal for the younger people. You'll have to kill the sensitive young yearner inside of you, or he'll drag you down to the bottom of the ocean.
>>581500501Im doing well and my professors like me. I’ve been invited out with one. I like pre 1900s English lit and greek Classics a lot.I don’t really like being around people at all though. The people my age are annoying and I just fake it for my professors. I don’t know what to do for work but I’m going to submit writing to competitions and the student paper nobody reads. Maybe get involved in script writing and theater >>581500694I don’t know what else I’d do.
>>581501015Sisussy mongus
>>581501137>I don’t know what else I’d do.I think there's money to be made from biomechanics in the near future
>>581501137Your major is less important now than it used to be, what matters is getting connected. Aggressively pursue being best friends with professors, especially the boomers who know a person or two in various industries, start investing money now, as in right now, as the compounding interest will do way more for you than you think. Even if you can only spare $100 a month to put into the S&P 500: do that, and sock the rest away until you have 3 months of no-shit emergency funds. Do not buy a new-new car ever.
>>581426085you know, i remember seeing a pair of siblings at my high school cuddling like this during winter basketball games (our gym didn't have a working heater)i swear to god i saw them making out once, but no one else saw it and no one ever believed me :(
>>581501137>I don’t really like being around people at all though. The people my age are annoying and I just fake it for my professorsIf you say so, but fair warning, it gets much harder to have a social life after you're out of school, especially if you didn't have one already. Dating is even worse. Not trying to stress you out, just saying, enjoy it while you've got it.
>>581500359>Andrew (male)We love Transdrew here
>>581501662 (me)it's worth noting that they would cuddle like that often and they were very Andrew-and-Ashley coded (very very close, to the point of rumors going around)
>>581501416>>581501685>>581501914>>581502130cute
>>581501813Eh I don’t want to date anyone here anyway
>>581502764>here
>>581500359Andrew should be wearing Kit9 merch (100% Lawsuit Free Guaranteed!)
>>581501685
>>581503730
>>581501685Sex. With Leyley (7).
>>581506389She would cry
>>581506775I would be gentle
>>581495960>um, jannies? This is heckin' off-topicKeep this same energy when someone starts talking about sports, gachashit, or fanfic characters you tattletale bitchmade faggot.
>>581503730My daughter is so cute.
>>581507297Or what?
>>581507684What do you mean, or what? I'm insulting you, not threatening you, tough guy.
https://x.com/Unkn0wnS0me1/status/2100729135618285856
>>581507782Well that’s not very nice
>>581481932Curious question, how do I actually log these? Should I just have a notepad open or something?
I love Julia
>>581509503Something is very wrong with you.
>>581509503ew
>>581509503Gross
Ultimate sex. With sisters.
>>581509503Holy FUCK dude, I know we're like a bunch of degenerates here to discuss the cannibal demon game but there is a limit alright?? At least spoiler your vile shit there are women (troons) and children (groomed) here. For fucks sake...
occasional threadly reminder that sister sex and sister breeding might noy be a good idea.Some of you seem too lost in the hubris.
>>581513817It's usually a good idea.
>>581512753>children (groomed) By me
Renee has never met Julia, yes? Wouldn't it be funny if Andrew did introduce her to Renee and they got to talking and it turns out Andrew and Julia are cousins? Renee isn't in contact with her family anymore, so she wouldn't know if a sister or brother of her's had a child. Poor Andrew can't avoid incest no matter what he does.
>>581516957Why would Julia agree to this? Absurd image.
>>581517686Julia haters don’t care about canon
>>581516957Canonical image.
>>581521890Canonical image.
>>581366242This artist should draw more fat bitches, like >>581385687
>>581521890oh my god, that grool
>>581420768I'm holding on to this pic bc it's the only chance we have of getting something like picrel, and even then it's a waning hope, Wren would be the older brother as per the vision
>>581501137>I’ve been invited out with oneFemanon detected
>>581501137>I’ve been invited out with one.please don't fuck your professor, femanon
>>581509503Everyone is saying this
>>581509503Nobody is saying this.
https://x.com/kokomiin/status/2101008354747232434
Imagine going back in time and showing the incest deniers this canon cg.
>>581531993i miss demo era of this game2023 september or so
>>581490567>>581490632>>581490767>>581490925
>>581532313>2023 september 2023 summer NIGGA
>>581531993That sister has some big sisters.
>>581508130>Should I just have a notepad open or something?Yeah
>>581522463I'd play this game if there was a mod to give Leyley that body type
>>581534189*if there were
>>581492991>>581493584>psychological horror game set in New England
>>581534937
>>581534189Julia's weird boobs
>>581535451Fucking love Cape Cod chips. Might eat a whole bag tomorrow
>>581536442That's the brand my sister eats, the salt and vinegar ones specifically. I like them a bit, but she will eat like half a bag of that shit and then stink up the room with vinegar burps.
>>581536557Gonna ignore your smell fetish thing at the end and just co-sign those chips being awesome. Tell your sister she has good taste. Literally have a bag of salt and vinegar chips on my floor RN that I smashed a few days ago.
>>581536787>/calg/ - Chips and Lays General
>>581536787>ignore your smell fetish thingWhy the fuck does it have to be a smell fetish thing? Why can't any of you fuckers parse information in anything resembling a human manner?
>>581537097Fat fuck genny>>581537146Talking about your sister's stinky burps is gross, dude
>>581538250It was meant to be gross.
>>581538286Which is why I assume you got some perverse pleasure out of being gross
>>581538407That's called projection.
>>581538606Whatever you say, bro. You're the one who got bothered by it
>>581538719>You're the one who got bothered by itYou're the one who called it a fetish thing! Fuck it, I'm going back to lurking, I genuinely hate talking to a large chunk of you faggots, and it's no wonder this place is so miserable all of the time.
>>581538927>it's no wonder this place is so miserable all of the time.That's called projection.
>>581539079kek
>>581539079nta but please kill yourself, this is cancerous bullshit.
>>581539616>kill yourselfIt's just words on the internet, that's unhinged bullshit, I already dropped the matter, I'll just wait until he goes to bed and then I can talk with the adults.
>>581539704I don't care, he should kill himself
>>581539896God imagine that fat smelly growlers she can blow out that ass!
>>581539896GYATT
Do you think Andrew the pretentious faggot ever rambled in the car to Ashley about how their life is basically a postmodern urban gothic and tried deconstructing the dichotomy or whatever /lit/fag bullshit and the entire time Ashley is just like shut the fuck up nigger
>>581540825Obviously not, what a stupid fucking question.
>>581540825>>581540965>durrrr if Andwew was a potato fawmaw in Iowa in da eighties wud he wead da Oddyssey???!!!Lol. Lmao, even.
>>581541262Brutal.
>>581387590what's this meme dance I keep seeing
>>581540965>>581541262Damn, you can't talk about ANYTHING anymore without someone complaining
>>581542072>"they're all complaining!" he complained
>>581540825>st like shut the fuck up niggerwell they aren't black so she wouldn't use ebonics
>>581536442Cape cod used to have a pretty big slavery problem. they'd pillage fishing boats and small villages then take them back to north africa.It's one of the reasons the US developed the usmc.I wonder what Ashley would do with this sort of information?
>>581543195Ashley hates slavery because it brought black people to America
>>581540825Ashley seems to like listening to him talk about stuff like that. She also has zero filter, if he was being too boring she'd just change the subject.
>>581543328I think it's cute that she listened to him talk about My Ex-Ex-Lover's New Secrets
ngl this thread kinda ass fr
>>581545084Couldn't agree more. And the 21st of September is just a few days away!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1gDn3toFpM
>>581542046it comes from the disney film Kronk's New Groove, it's based on a scene where Kronk and Ms. Birdwell (Kronk's love interest) tried to prepare some cookies but ended up falling in love with each other as far as dancing on the kicthen ala generic 80s Disco dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfMRxt3-LF4
>>581548798There's literally nothing wrong with retcons though
>>581548846Nobody said there was.
You wouldn't leave me, would you /calg/?
>>581552157most of the yanks have gone to bed, western euros aren't awake yet.it shows who runs these threads
>Zzz...
>>581552769/calg/ is an AVSTRALIAN general. You fuckers are lucky I was unemployed in the Episode 1 days.
I've never made a stencil before, but Ashley is so cute. She'd look good up on the local graffiti wall.
Game jam status?
>>581539704nta but I second that. Kill yourself.
>>581379392My sister wears glasses now and she feels even cuter for some reason
>>581553753>IS THIS A GACHAPOST?
>>581557615Do you want to give her a facial with her glasses on?
>>581557237I'm trying apricot today. Nam nam! Herkkua~
>>581543605Ashley is really into that show.
>>581557786Saying "herkkua" as a one-word sentence sounds wrong. I would rather say "herkullista".
>>581552769Nemlei runs these threads
>>581558572>mansikkatietokonepelihillo
Are there any Finnish exports similar to Ikea? I want to see what their cuisine is like
>>581559416Finnish cuisine is not widely exported outside of Scandinavia as Finnish cuisine is generally regarded as a loathsome enterprise even among Scandinavians. It is a well-known fact that Finns love Sweden more than we love Finland, and thus the majority of "Finnish classics" are actually Swedish dishes. Still, the very best of indigenous Finnish gastronomy is generally popular across the Nordic countries: lohikeitto, karjalanpiirakka, kinkkupiirakka, and mämmi. I however did not come to appreciate mämmi until I was an adult, as it is emblematic of the idea that Nordic people don't consider something a desert because of its taste, but because of how pleasant it is to chew. Mämmi is very much an acquired taste. Surprisingly, lihapiirakka and munavoi are not common exports even though they are delicious. And generally you won't find Finnish food outside of Scandinavia.
>>581561136Kill this mammi lover with a rusty pickaxe.
>>581561273>he doesn't like mämmi
What is the finnish version of pickled herring?
>>581562787Kit9's penis after he has sex with Nemlei
>>581562987What is good colloquial Finnish for shriveled dick?
In reality, the game is being delayed because Nemlei is currently in the process of moving to Tokyo
>>581565274fucking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>>581565274>>581565945
Gaijin gō hōmu...wī ā furu..
>>581568187Japley will by "furu a Gaijin" if you know what I mean.
>>581568640I don't know what you mean
>>581570156
Janelia is the truth
>>581574783börg
>>581578343Probably the best drawn gun in Coffin fanart history.
Would Andrew make for a good knight?
>>581579892>lying prick with no honor>goes back on his word constantly>betrays everyone he meets>beats women for no good reason>physically weakAndrew is the opposite of a knight. He is a god damn parasite and should get a stone dropped on his face.
>>581580083>lying prick with no honor>goes back on his word constantly>betrays everyone he meets>beats women for no good reason>physically weakFrench Knight.
>>581580083Aside from being physically weak, knights did all that other shit all the time. Look up the Fourth Crusade for example. Hell, Andrew is only weak because he's living through a duel pandemic and food shortage; he'd probably be more fit if he had better nutrition and access to a gym.
>>581580987>Look up the Fourth Crusade for exampleJerked off to that once
>>581582530I could've saved her
>>581582530I would have filled her with semen every chance I got
>>581383843>inbreeding lovelyYay!
>>581580083Why does /calg/ bully Andrew so much now? Everyone used to be all like "Andrew is literally me" but today you fags just keep giving him shit and making up scenarios to get mad about like a woman. What ever happened to Andrew being cool and brooding?
>>581585370I am literally Andrew and I hate his candyassTwo things CAN be true at once
>>581585370>now
>>581585370>nowWe fucking HATE Andrew here
>>581585370Andrewmaxxers moved on to something better...
>>581586040>WrencoreAin’t this the fella beneath Jabba the Hutt’s throne?
>>581586217KEK
>>581383843Interesting pattern down the centre>inbreeding >incestuous >accordingly >innocent >might >burial >delphic >universe without>looks talking >nice literally >Nemlei sayingSo what is Nemlei saying?
>>581586040Imagine the most obese nigga you know trying to rock this fit.
>>581586541Why would you ask anon to imagine himself trying to rock that fit?
>>581586541Turn your monitor on
>>581586535Brothers need to ascend. Be smarter, stronger, faster, hotter. Start sistermaxxing.
>>581586535Shaking the Magic Kit9-1 Ball for an answer
Touching myself to thoughts of Julia
>>581590954heaving sistertits
>>581590954MASSIVE sisters
>>581587928I wish my sister would shake my balls every now and then. You know what I mean? Just grabbing them and swinging them a bit. Balls aren't even erogenous, so it wouldn't even be incestuous or weird, it'd literally just be a fun thing to do. But my sister doesn't like balls and would never take enjoyment in shaking anyone's balls, not even mine. I have no mouth and I must scream.
>>581587928I just want an update. Of some kind.
Do you think Coffin is satire?
>>581592456Satire of what, exactly?
>>581592498The current ethos
Canon
>>581594457Momshley is so cute
https://x.com/Sp4gYeti/status/2101199752347939006
>>581594780We love ???
>>581379392Has this story been uploaded to a fanfic site? It's annoying as hell having to zoom in the picture to read it
>>581595972Oh hey, I wrote thatAnon, just look up the post on an archive site
>>58159657067SHELSYS!?
>>581546837damn what a repulsive artstyle I shouldn't have asked
>>581596116I wanna save it in pdf file tho :'(
>>581597358You can make a pdf file, you know.
>>581597397Eh fine. Still think you lost a golden opportunity to post in a fanfic site. Would make numbers
>>581597563I didn't write it, I'm just saying you can do that.
>>581597943Andrew and Ashley is they were Indian
>>581598103Anon is they were Indian
>>581598103But there's no oncoming train.
>>581598183>minor spelling mistakeit's so fucking joever
>>581598267>it's so fucking joeverIt's genuinely insane trying to communicate with anyone on the internet anymore because 90% of the people you encounter possess some combination of unwarranted elitism, retardation, cynicism, irony-poisoning, or compulsive lying.
>>581598535I mean, it's obviously self-deprecating. But feel however you want to about it I guess.
>>581599686I'm not talking about your actual post, just the general sentiment it evokes.>Spelling mistake?>Looks like I win the argument :^)
>>581599805Sounds like you're seething and trying to vent. Please do that elsewhere.
>>581600180Yeah kind of like that, thanks for the example.
>>581600254No seriously, you're derailing the thread with your inane nonsense.
>>581600414Oh, I'm derailing the thread? What are you doing then, by responding?
>>581599805The solution is simple: no one argues in good faith anyway, so why reciprocate. Call them slurs.
>>581600478(You)
>>581600414>pot calling the kettle a nigger
>>581600618kek
>>581600414>ububu you dewaiwing da fwead!pathetic
boring
exciting
>>581600487Based
Derailing? Have you tried railing (your sister)?
>>581597943>post where they're on railroad tracks>discussions about derailing Is this /calg/'s sense of humor on full display?
>>581601395Unfortunately, no, it's hyper-aggressive autism that just looks funny.
>>581601395Probably.
>>581598198The camera angle is the train
>>581601539A toy train?
>>581601589uhhh... could be on the cowcatcher?
>>581601957The train in question.
>>581585370Pretentious faggotry as always. Plus SnS kinda made everyone feel differently about a lot of things after the release so it's natural that before that people didn't hate the good 'drew as much.
So where did it go, did nemlei finally solve her legal issues?
>>581587928It says "sibling sex"...
>>581602652
>>581601290I have, it was awesome. Repost cause I did NOT intend to post Sexycatlei, I don't know how it picked that
>>581602959Nigga got cat ass on the brain.
>>581602959Sauce?
>>581602959damn, andrew has got one chiseled booty
>>581599805>>Spelling mistake?>>Looks like I win the argument :^)That's true though
>>581601290>Have you tried railing (your sister)?Best I can do is jerking off with her panties in her bed while smelling her perfume. Does that work?
>>581604076Only if she's sitting across from you also masturbating while you stare each other dead in the eyes.
>>581603327Chiseled brother ass. Bass, if you will.
>>581606471Consider: brass. The brass and the brock.
>>581606581It's time to stop posting.
Are we getting an update in October or is the game dead for real
Tourist question: why are there no momfags in this general like I expected? were they all killed in some great war or what? I refuse to believe nobody thinks the mom is hotter
Bait.
>>581608992We are anomalous, we are leginTruth is there's just not that many posters in the genny and I've got my hands full posting other stuff so I often forget about Cutenee
>>581608992>were they all killed in some great war or what?They were sacrificed to Lord Unknown in exchange for Julia surviving every game route.
>>581606581Andrew's Bockwurst...
>>581606581>brockI guess you could say his Brock is Purdy
>>581609906>They were sacrificed to Lord Unknown in exchange for Julia surviving every game route.Thinking about how Julia will live happily ever after in every timeline
Are there any older people itt? I'm genuinely wondering if you lost your spirit for the time of year as well. Like every year I would look forward to summer, then the Autumn for Halloween. My favorite time of year. But oddly enough this is the first time in my entirely life where I feel absolutely nothing. Is this normal? (29, btw. Pic unrelated)
>>581615223Nope, you just have depression.t. 31
>>581615223this anon is right>>581615678t. 32
>>581608992>why are there no momfags in this general like I expected?We have very few people, and she's been made radioactive by shitposters and redditors.>I refuse to believe nobody thinks the mom is hotterThat's because you're stupid and have no taste. She isn't.
>>581615223Yes and I'm 28 but I'm depressed
>>581615223Does 22 count
We love Renny here
>>581618531It is the only Nemleian thing to do
>>581619135>Nemlei's track record with mother characters
>>581619135Just saying, nobody would've had to die if those kids moved out
>>581619893Potato soup.
>driving in my car, right after a shag>hey that bump, it looks like a hag
>>581620106ASHLEY YOU RAN THE FUCKING MEAT OVER
>>581620179But you were the one driving
Anyone got that one fan art of Andrew kicking Renee's skull?
>>581620656No, nobody has this
>>581620656Yes, everyone has this.
>>581620656I have to go through the archives but take this to hold you over.
>>581620863fucking based!
>>581620656I've got this one, too.
>>581621360
I could have sworn I had a better one, but here it is.
>>581621838>>581621360canonically accurate
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's all Mommy's fault!Grown ass adults have no sense of accountability
S O U P
AU where Andrew and Ashley open a soup kitchen
>>581622732Cooking Mama
>>581623008
https://x.com/omuomu_itoshi/status/2101329757250220284
>>581623560LONG PALM TREE NECK ASSBIG GULP SLURPEE STRAW NECK ASS
>>581623856You know what they say: more sisneck better the head or something
>>581620863lol
>>581623856They're clearly horsemanning. It's actually quite impressive.
>>581602959ESL or ai?
I remember a few years ago that supposed anon who said he was dying soon. I don't remember if it was terminal illness or something else. Is he still around by any chance?
>>581608992go back to /v/
>>581624939No, I died unfortunatley
If nemlei found the aggie what would she think?
>>581625698That it encapsulates the current ethos reasonably well
>>581625493Too bad. I was going to send them this.
I love Julia more than I could possibly put into words
>>581622765Cooking sis
>>581623118Your tiny gif reminded me of this awesome sauce
>>581627601If it wasn't for my love of anonymity, I'd wear this everywhere
>>581631692cute
>>581631873... is it though?
>>581631692cutiepie
Andrew made up his mind it seems
>>581608992/calg/ chronicler here, I shall attempt to answer your inquiry.>why are there no momfags in this general like I expected?This general is a delphic general, for it should be as it bears the names of its beloved delphic rulers. The "momfags" or mommyniggers as often known are considered heretics and blasphemers within the /calg/ empire subject to damnatio memoriae.>were they all killed in some great war or what?Yes indeed. In the beginning, /calg/ was ruled by a triumvirate consisting of the delphites under Andy and Leyley, the hussites under Julia and the mommyites under Renee. As is the way of things however, such a power structure did not and could not last. The hussites and mommyites were crushed in the /calg/ civil war and remain persecuted within the empire to this day. None today dare challenge delphic rule beyond occasional hussite uprisings by the Juliaites which are quickly suppressed. This founding of a new Ptolemic dynasty has been a most pleasing development and /calg/ is now at peace.- Anonymous on the 19th of september in the 3rd year of the reign our most delphic lords, Andreas Sepulchra Tiberius Augustus, Ashley Sepulchra Cleopatra Augusta, the 2nd year after the consulship of our said lords and the 1st indiction.
andy SCARES me
>>581633642>The hussites ... were crushed in >Juliaites which are quickly suppressedNemlei gave us exactly what we want though. Reminder that I TOLD /calg/ Julia was going to come back in the present and survive and had a lot of arrows slung my way only to be 100% correct
>>581636846Persecution complex.
>>581637223>complexI find it quite simple, actually
Coffin is actually about how much Nemlei hates her IRL children
>>581637223This desu
Is Ashley really so much against sex? Will it be short and far between?
>>581640248Maybe she wouldn't initiate it but i don't think she would really stop Andrew if he suddenly started groping her at any given moment
>>581640248Just rape her
>>581619893why is that a .gif?
>>581642006Why not?
>>581642616.gif files are supposed to be animated, that's the point of the formatif you use .gif for a static image, you look like a moron (or someone trying to inject a jumpscare into a seemingly static image)
>>581642783Oh no, call the image police!
>>581640990Unlike Ashley, Andrew would never force himself on an unwilling partner.
>>581644464listen you little shit, just because you can save a static image as a .gif doesn't mean you should!there are lots of other formats for plain images, .png, .jpg, .jpeg.... even .webp if you're feeling like an asshole.
>>581594780Is this burial at sea?
>>581598139
>>581608992Renee is a side character
>>581644846She forced herself on him in the first place! She on the other hand has never been raped, she gives Andrew ongoing if unenthusiastic consent.
>>581649530That's... what I said?
>>581648553The agents of the delphic revolution are everywhere
>>581642783>.gif files are supposed to be animated, that's the point of the formatNope. Back in my day GIFs were the predominant format for static images since they were created to be a low-bandwidth 8bpp image format.Picrel is from Capcom's website circa 2000
>>581650030>saved the thumbnailkek retard
>>581650030>Back in my day GIFs were the predominant format for static images since they were created to be a low-bandwidth 8bpp image format.okay, grandpajust because something was predominant for a reason back in your time; that doesn't mean it should still be used the same way today - newer tech has been inventedthere's a reason phones have touchscreens instead of rotary dials like they did back in your day
>>581650184>saved the thumbnailIt's the highest resolution image there ishttps://web.archive.org/web/20000510163444/http://www.capcom.com/dino_crisis/index.xpml?gameid=100003>>581650265You said the POINT of the format was to be animated, which is not strictly true.
>>581649612Haha yeah, I was trying to "validate and elaborate" to help build a connection like my therapist said. Totally didn't just misread your post...
A bit of sister sex goes a long way.
>>581652840What if I have 2 bits
>>581653597Calm down, anon, it's called a refractory period. Ever heard of it?
>>581651613Hug Thiu
>>581652840Would a sister have fixed him?
>>581653901Fixed whom?
>>581653968Lol, I think that DUMMY meant to reply to the Thiu post
>>581653968>>581654193Yeah I meant Thiu, AKA me.
>>581654590>AKA me.But Thiu can't be you, because Thiu is me
>>581652840This Ashley looks very comfortable. Would love to share a bed with. I think I'd genuinely sleep better. Like Andrew said/thought to himself, a relationship isn't just about the sex. Of course, you do want it, but having someone to share a bed with, cuddle with, share your life with, have at your side at all times good and bad. That's what you really want. Sex is just icing on the cake.
>>581655303Don't undersell sex. Regular sex is insanely important for a relationship and for both people's mental well-being.
>>581653901I will answer your question thoughIt depends on what you mean by "fixed". I think Thiu clearly has depression and self esteem issues. The fact is that having a sister doesn't guarantee that you'll be particularly close. It can actually make things in an abusive household. Obviously, a sibling can't fix his depression, but it could probably help with is low self esteem and lack of confidence
>>581655380I would for once like to talk about sleeping with your sister without it being sexual
>>581658291That's insulting
>>581658291That's all fine and dandy, but sex is important.
Good time for a changeSee, the luck I've hadCan make a good man turn badSo please please pleaseLet me, let me, let meLet me get what I wantThis time
>>581602229>Plus SnS kinda made everyone feel differently about a lot of things3A really just confirmed what we already knew about Andrew. That goes for Cliffhanger as well
Little sisters, big adventures.
My sister is a mediocre cook. If you leave her to her own devices she'll make you a dish that is edible, in that you can consume it and it will provide you the nutrients found in the ingredients and fuel in the form of calories without making you ill. But holy shit can she fucking bake. It takes a tremendous amount of effort to not get fat when she pumps out gourmet baked goods like she's trying to impress Gordon Ramsay.
>>581669427Do you think she'd be a good platonic wife?
>>581672282Two more weeks.
Nemlei is a whore
"Andrew, I had another vision! We're going to order Chinese tonight! You're going to get the Mongolian Beef! It's going to be too spicy! Don't get the Mongolian Beef! Get General Tso's, you can handle that!"
>>581677640>*gets Kung Pao Pork*
Nemlei has sucked many dicks
Nemlei has never seen a dick
>>581681438That just means she's a gloryhole skank pressing her lips up against the hole
"Andrew, I don't need a Demon Trinket to know that something very, very bad is going to happen if you forget my birthday again. I want a cake and two presents, thoughtful ones, not a KFC gift card again. The stores are open for a few more hours, so get to it."
Nemlei has never been seen in human form.
>>581682748>(Would she be satisfied with a build-a-bear gift card)
>>581684372Something from this pic tells me she's an extraordinary girl.
>>581637223The jews of /calg/
>>581682748I'm sometimes very glad that I have no real relationship with anybody because having to pick a gift for someone is horrifying to me. Even if I know the person well I can never think of anything.
>>581677640Can't beat standard orange chicken, anywhere you go. Maybe some eggwol(repost because of the fucking typo)
Let's come up with a Coffin theme for Winamp (or programs compatible with Winamp themes, like Audacious). Do we want a rugged style like those CoffinOS icons, or something that looks like it's from 2003?
>>581688259Mein, Frutiger Aero is so nostalgic I swear it's like back then was like... The past or something. Look at this nostalgia edit: it's 20 different things from 3 different eras meshed together. It's so fucking PEAK I miss 2007 o algo
>>581688662I mean, this is just how the internet works. People are going to start feeling nostalgic for 2010s era rage comics awesome bacon sauce hipster flannel dipshit mustaches in about 4 years.
>>581688819>late alphoids are going to start holding Hobo Johnson in the same regard zoomers hold Limb Bizkit nowKill me. Just kill me now.
>>581688662Nobody said anything about frutiger aero, yet you instantly started shitting your pants over zoomers (because you are a self-hating zoomer trying to look cool to le millennials).
>>581689049Relax, it's light hearted fun. If anything I appreciate the zoomers liking early 00s stuff at the moment. I only dread what comes next... alphoids listening to imagine dragons, wearing flannels, and trying to revive the absolute worst aspect of 2010s """"culture""""
>>581688904>limp bizkitsome okay songs but a gay name and not much value
>>581690540It's just weird how zoomers have this impression that they were some sort of cultural pillar of their time... when in reality everyone, myself included, fucking hated them.
>>581690703I didn't really care much beyond like one song but i did hate evanescence and a few others from that eralinkin park were fags
>>581691832Linkin Park was a lot of young people's first experience with dark/metal adjacent sounding music so they hold them with higher regard than they should. As far as evanescence goes, it's emobait. Just emobait, really. Though I do like that one famous song they did that became a meme. I actually like he vocals in that song.
>>581691832You are either totally out of touch or incredibly disingenuous to think Linkin Park or Evanescence are zoomer groups.
>>581693295They're not, they just fucking suck lmao
>>581664404>Little sisters, b-CRUNCH
>>581693295child i was there when the wave of shitty bands like these were "fresh" papa roach, sum41, nickelback, slipknot, etc, etc I don't care what zoomers think
>>581664404throwing snarkleys at hussies
>>581693809>they come back and kill yourip
>>581693926Not if you stand on a chair before they explode
>tfw your sister gets mad at a hussy and literally explodes
>>581694207Given that Andrew was born in the 9's there's a non-0 chance he'd grow that kind of faggy ass beard
>>581691832My older sister and I completely thrashed her zoomer friends at karaoke once we queued Linkin Park. I almost feel bad for young imoutohavers.
>>581691832>>581693086>>581693295>>581693379>>581693686Linkin Park are awesome and if you don't like them it's probably due to your passion for sucking dick daily.
>generation warring in 2026People STILL do this?Also, Ashley was born in 1999, making her a zoomer
>>581698132So she's a 27 year old single mother with at least one 6 year old son?
>>581698435
>>581699897You probably shouldn't say that in public Andy
>>581699897I think you should let the whole world know this, Andy.
>>581699897Andrew, you must keep this secret.
>>581699897Andrew, you must tell the whole world.
>>581701820
>>581701960Me? Depressedrew
AU where an army of Andrews and an army of Ashleys battle... and by battle, I mean intercourse.
>>581693391>rapidly raising the criticute mass of sissile materialYou fool
>>581701820>>581701960>>581702141There are entirely too many brothers and sisters in here.
>>581702242>criticute
>>581702278I want to FUCK this anonymous poster
>>581702151Delphic Battlefield. KIIIINO
Would Ashley be racist?
>>581703504Yes.
>>581703504undoubtedly
>>581703504Absolutely
Andrew is stinky
>>581704406That's even after he washed his balls in the sink.
>Andrew forgot to handwash his balls again
>Andrew forgot to wash his balls again
>>581704972kek
>>581704972>why do his balls smell like Ashley?
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>581703504In the negative sense (hates others races), but not the positive (cares about the wellbeing of her ethnic/racial in-group).
Hopefully we get a new thread just in time for Ashley's birthday.
>>581707252Love this little pumpkin loaf like you wouldn't believe.
>>581707252she's ao fucking cute. I wanna give her a lemon muffin birthday cake.
>>581707252I'm otherwise against reusing past OP images but I feel an exception for Ashley's newborn photo could be made here. Just once.
>>581707598>>581707252Don't forget to add the thread theme in the OP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>581707598I'm against reusing OP images no matter what. I'm sure there will be plenty of Ashley birthday art on Twitter to pool from.
>>581708782>to pool from.Lol
>>581708884Yes? You pool resources.
>>581707252>HopefullyWe 100% will lol, it's only 11am and we have 50 posts until bump limit. I'll remember to bake a birthday thread
>>581709114To pull from, anon. You pull from the available images. Nobody says "to pool from", it's not a thing
Before thread ends, threadly reminder bratty sisters are deserving of ANAL correction
>>581709662Mercy me, I almost forgot my threadly reminder that I want to suck Julia's cock
>>581709514NTA, and while you are ESSENTIALLY right, one could TECHNICALLY argue that "pool from" is not an impossible construct. Example:>The ferrofluid is pooling from the magnetic field.In this sentence, which uses a completely different sense of both "pool" and "from", their use together is completely justified.
>>581710468Any argument that starts with "technically" is morally repugnant.
>>581711121This one starts with "NTA" though.
>>581711239That's the beginning of the post, not the argument.
>>581712103But NTA is "not the Anon", not "not the argument"
>>581712293
>>581710468>NTA, and wh-*shoves you into a locker*Shut up, NERD
Guess what.Sisbutt
>>581715053Sis ass, sass if you will
>>581718391Ashley is VERY sassy.
Well? Why AREN'T you using her?>>>/g/109863939
>>581720606Sphincter too loose for my needsAlso programatically, I don't find it nearly as friendly as Python and those kind of scripting languages are meant for fast, dirty and easy prototyping. If I want something more strict than Python I'd go for Haskell/Racket.
>>581720606Julia in a nutshell! CUTE!
>>581710315Wren?
>>581720937>Julia in a nutshell: CUTE!Fact check: TRUE
>>581721882Julia sucks so badly, Ashley is much better
>>581722147God I love this fat ass bitch. Big bottom shakking all over the place BARK BARK ABRK BARK BARK
Im not a femanon and I’m not sleeping with my professor we’re just going out for drinks
A cute imoutush and fat sistitties turns big brothers into animals.
>>581722954
>>581722552Same, she got the cutest asshole
>>581707252https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2101316669566054496
>>581726432>Ashley WeekAshley Day, Ashley Week, Ashley Month, Ashley Year, Ashley Century, Ashley Millennium, Ashley Eternity
Julia (said with no expectations so as to not pressure her and allow her to be the version of herself she wants to be )
>>581727914Ashley all day everyday
>>581727914Ashley dimension
>>581730761Everyone would have been better off if Andrew was able to acknowledge and accept his homosexuality
>>581731417LOVE Gaydrew but not in Oklahoma
>>581730761Make Julian 6'2 with the build of an open side flanker
>>581726432Next OP image please
>>581744950It's gonna be the beybey image since it's her birthday
>>581744950What the other guy said. I'm gonna use the delivery day CG
>>581745696We need something birthday related but I am absolutely against recycling OP images. It just ain't right.
I anticipate something gay and stupid happening. I can feel it.
>>581746051Don't jinx the Indian baker
>>581746369Always on the izzat grind.
>>581746003>I am absolutely against recycling OP imagesNobody cared about this prior to like a year ago. But I already know you're going to bake on page 6 so whatever
I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate Ashley. She's ao cute and adorable. I want to feed her cheeseburgers and make her happy.
>>581746842I don't think he's that guy, and I agree insofar as "Ashley Week" is a great image for an almost-birthday OP.
>>581746842>Nobody cared about this prior to like a year agoReusing an OP image has only ever happened once in our whole history, and it was this year: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/570755615/#q570755615
>>581747395Anon, murder is illegal.
It IS September 21st in Australia, Russia, China, and Japan right now. So even if a bake is early for most of our European and American frens, it's still Ashley's birthday right now.
>>581747816It's the 21st in Finland. Happy birthday, Ashley!
>>581747395>has only ever happened oncehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521824174/#521824174https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/523676417/#523676417https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521131039/#521131039https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/524628293/#524628293I'll take my apology in the form of an edible arrangement
>>581748039>SEE! IT'S A TRIED AND TRUE TRADITION THAT UHHH.....ONLY HAPPENED A FEW TIMES.....AND ONLY STARTED LAST YEAR
>>581748263>say it only happened once>happened more than once>start strawmanning
Stop arguing, imo it doesn't matter what the OP image is because shitloads of artists are cooking and tomorrow we're going to get a cute Ashley image every ashleysecond
>>581748329Don't accuse ME of moving goalposts when YOU said nobody cared about this prior to a year ago: your only examples are FROM a year ago. Don't you see how this COMPLETELY fails to establish your premise???
>>581748263>>581748329>It didn't happen once, it happened three times>That means you have to do it again now.
>>581748039>an edible arrangementI wouldn't eat food made by him if I were you
>>581748573Lol. Nobody cared about reusing OP images and nobody cared when an OP image was reused, newfag>>581748592Everyone is saying this
>>581748809>>581748809>>581748809
SAAR
>>581748867It was baked at page 8 loser.
>>581748768Anon, which one is your claim?>Nobody cared about this prior to like a year ago>Nobody cared about reusing OP imagesBecause these are not the same claim. Can you clarify what your position is meant to be?
