Previous: >>581403558>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Nakayama Festa (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Mr. C.B., SSR Super Creek, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: Hark Back Run Forward>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Phalaenopsis (3*), SSR MatikanetannhauserNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrows
>>581432264Lol your deathwish fag
This one.
My erect penis cumming in your umanko
>>581432437The second dance is very sexy wtf
umanko is not realwake up
>>581432550why is she so big lol
WHAT THE FUCKwelp that's one CM20 parent done
>>581432550Now post the next panel
>>581432662explode
>>581432662whites doko?
>>581432662god please i beg youmake this man explode
orenji
>>581432550delightfully devilish, anego
>>581432610Because its from a series of giant Uma comics, where even shorties like Stay gold and dream journey tower over the average man
>>581432752RSS is the only desirable here but eh I'll take
>>581432769vitamin c
>>581432860One of the ones with fenomeno and goldship have goldship palm the trainer's head like a baseball and carry him into deep water to bully him
>>581432890>RS: Stamina ***nah, those other anons were right, you should explode
im gonna use these as grandparents because i cant be bothered to make updated grandparentswhich uma is good as generic parent for cm20, for late oguri
>>581432704it is the ultimate dream to be in that kind of position
Why does Shakur tolerate Doto's abuse?
>>581432969dober or ryan if you dont have dober
Tachyon LOVE
>>581433246Big Boss Doto controls the police AND the Yakuza
>>581433246What can she do against her?
>>581432920>>581432769ORENJIS!
>>581433320Haha she could have sex with me, that'll show her
>>581433246These metaphors are not fun anymore.
>rich>cute>kind>loves to cook ramenok what's the catch?
>>581432769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2bECQLBPdg
I love my genius wife!
>>581433478irish
>>581433478She's irish
>>581433492>press play>"I can't stop loving Ryuuji" comes to mindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>581432160sweepy sexo
>>581433478By far the ugliest uma in the game
>/umajp/ circlejerk thread too slow>have to come to /uma/ to get their validation>thinks they're better
>>581433246she won't for much longer
>>581433109Staygold doesn't shower and permanently stinks like shit like the bum that she is
>>581433727that's not Shakur
>>581433614I can't stop loving you
>>581432264Want (NEED) fat rula boobs in my face
>>581433741Shut it whore
>>581433771>vomit green eyes>stupid haircut>terrible racewearAnyone who likes Fine Motion has shit tasteImmediate red flag
You will visit Neo Tomakomai.
tomakomanko
>>581433854
>>581433885What exactly is her appeal
>>581433478Infertile
>>581433808agreed
>>581433985Tits
>>581433478technically trans but no balls
>>581433807You don't mean that and that's fine
>>581433885I was so set on pulling for her, because she's incredibly, stupidly hotbut her personality is really starting to make me question just dickpulling.I dickpulled Ardan and Kitasan, and both times that was the right choice. But Tarumae just seems........two faced, and I don't like that. I'll keep her in my pull plan for now, I guess, and make my final decision after reading her first four chapters. If she's a good girl, then I'll pull her. She is giga-sexo, after all. that goes a long way (eg I will never pull Shakur), but it's not enough.
>>581434017they don't even look that big, but the way her outfit grips her stomach and makes them look larger... unf
>>581434348>they'll Fuck off
>>581433727But enough about Seiun Sky
>>581434403She means me and our children jackass
>>581433727Gold City exist
>Mr. CB and Kitasan hit their 2nd chain event in classic spring>never finish it again>med S with good rainbows runThis shit is insufferable
I wish I could get a notification when people send a message in the club chat
>>581433727ugliest ones are the dark skinned ones. that or short hair
>>581434504>ignoring the break-in part
>>581434650But Hishiama and Kris S are hot though??
>>581434650anon you may be suffering from terminal homosexuality
>>581434057I mean it
>>581434650Based
>>581434535>>581434650Peak homosexuality
>>581434573
>>581434751dont' respond to shitposting trolls, anon
>>581434057Even if you push me away I'll still love you
>>581434794i don't like hishi vampire
>>581434794>>581434650give them the vitiligo treatment
waheymorningu
>>581434886gm unc
>>581434798>defending a whore
comfy thread is over helios avatartranny is here
>>581434886morning
>>581434403>crashing out over a Japanese artist's google translated non-offensive gender neutral languageyou are such a little bitch. you are the softest little bitch i've ever seen in this thread. what the fuck is the matter with you. you are part of the reason why threads on this entire fucking site are unbearable because it's filled with losers like you who are waiting on standby to turn any discussion of any hobby into the culture war about transgenders, race wars, and your small penis.
>>581434807this isn't true in Open League, by the way
>>581434962stop bullying newfriends
>>581434948Bodied that freak
>>581434948nta but please stop posting with chiyo thanks
>>581434948>Chiyoerper is a trannyloverCringe
>>581434962Please leave our newfriends alone and fight with us in the big boy playground
YEPPERS!
>>581434948Don't give them an inch.
>>581434948I actually like you
>>581435082Fuku wouldn't do this
>>581435114Yepper's yeppers
>>581435082Fuku would do this if Shiraoki-sama told her to
Even if you don't love me I will still train you
I'm running 2 paces what do I even run as a third ace
>>581435248
>>581435287your debuffer?
Is it possible to make umas race in the anni outfits?
>>581435271why did you bother extending out the skill list if we cant even read that shit nigga
>>581435334I don't wanna
>>581435271Go back >>580990695
>>581434927no more.......
>>581435248SHE'S IN THE SOUP
failed a 4% +100I want to die
>>581435549
>>581434948was chiyofag always this based
Tama please stop, we're holding up the line... people are watching... why do you even have all these coupons...
>>581434794why she anemic
>>581435549>>581435587
>>581435728Shame is a rich mans gameSkip Grandmasters
>>581434948Ok cool so the Jap artist will fix it now that people pointed out his mistake right?
>>581435552would've been 1600 800 1.1k but nopethanks homosexual seeded faggot game
>>581435939kitalaughpoint.jpg
>>581435939no crying in the casino
>>581435898>people
Can someone help me uma proof my front door?
>>581436032Where are you from
>>581435180But she said its okay.
>>581434948Absolutely based
>>581436086the US of A my inbred retard anon
>>581436035You're late >>581434348
>>581435082>Please leave our newfriends alone and fight with us in the big boy playgroundas soon as Hoguri stops eating fronts alive, holy shit it's bad. I realize it's partially my fault for liking the weakest running style, but getting 4 wins over four days of 20 races even with a decent deck and grinding 20 runs per ace is really discouraging.
>>581436128>pot meet goykettle
>>581436128Which state dummy
>>581433985Round umadol
>>581436263Not a flyover state full of actual retards, that's for sure.
>>581435939are you not a homosexual faggot too?
>>581435939Even if you had made it, something else would likely have gone wrong afterwards. Probability and RNG don't care how close you were.
>>581436309VERY round
>>581436346You're getting too bratty stop that.
>>581436354I have the pass
>>581436354no but she is seeded by me
>>581436346Why not just say the state. No one's tracking you down. Seattle?
>>581436461>there are anons fapping to thisthere truly is no accounting for tastegoddamn
>>581434937Thread didn't change since he got here, are you perchance jealous?
Soon...
>>581436554but what if yanko winswhat then
>>581436542Yes, that's me.
>>581436549Only one poster says "Helios Tranny" I wonder who it could be
>>581436549YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE
>>581436527I'll tell you if you give me a smooch
>>581436695Someone who doesn't like others getting any kind of attention?
I shall subjugate Rose Kingdom and make her extremely clingy in bed
>>581436602Week long Yanko Thread
>>581436549the thread got derailed into politics and tranny talk the moment you got herewho are you kidding?posting chiyo is not fooling anyone
>>581436771smoooooooooooooch
I am no longer askinggive me the yankomanko
>>581436909V... you need to take your meds
>>581436703Teachers would grade this a B nowadays only because it's not full of AI slop.
>>581436554Why isn't Magnitude in the race?
>>581436919https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10997516
post something sleepy
>>581436916you call that a smooch? once more z with feeling
Will Uma&Co have spots open next month?
>>581436964nigga you are always thinking about V, and I'm the one who needs meds?
Just my 3rd monthlyShould I use the paid carats to roll on the head start banners?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>581436998stray pubes are not hot
>>581436990Protect his pride
I have stockpiled 10 yellow card tickets for no particular reasonI think i will do a 10 pull then make a post later on acting shocked that i pulled all SRs in a single 10 pull
>>581437019
>>581437130you can use all 10 of them at the same time?
>>581436993Ugly tomboy
>>581436801I like the Ruby Rose uma
>>581436998nicebut I like her normal outfit
>>581435939Just high roll lil bro, luck is a skill.>>581437057No, we are closed to the public until further notice.
>>581435545my unc
>>581437230Why are you seething over other posters
>>581437247sex
>>581437065>>581436909So many obvious Visms. Not fooling anymore chudnugget
>>581437180GDI i thought they were like the pink ticketsmy hopes and dreams are crushed
how will the patriarch of the doto clan ensure their victory at the larc?
This thread got super gay out of nowhere.
Mr. CB propaganda has done a number on me...
>>581437042With Feeling!!! Just say you're from California cutie
now that I think about itI actually don't know anything about Ines at allwho is her uma friend/rival?
>>581437426>lesbian
>>581437442Have you never done a Ryan career
>>581437426Many are saying this76 more days until we are free to scout her, btw
>>581437247wah
>>581437271Take it easy nonny, I was playing TERA Classic before I got here. I have no idea what you are on about. I've been taking it easy too.
>>581437430I'm from California, cutie.
>>581437492Nobody has done a Ryan career without skipping the story
>>581437430Um wtf I don't remember seeing this scene...
>>581437228https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11071597
>>581437204that's my team trials GOAT you are talking about watch your mouth bwo
>>581437426>>581437476If i build the card... i cant use the card on the uma..
>>581437492nta but no, I don't think so. and if I did one I didn't read her story
>>581437552If you're from California have you ever been to Folsom Street Fair
>TamaLove shitting the thread with ERPMarvelous.
>>581437547Sure you were lol
>>581437338He ain't got the balls to do it.
>>581437519Fuck off, Taro
no wonder this thread always reads like mmotranny agp schizorants
>>581437640no
>>581437547Liars go to hell
>>581434948>non-offensive gender neutral language>some one get offended We really should invent new bros... or this schizo is mad
>>581437557>>581437625You think it's okay to be a storyskipper just because it's Ryan
>>581437689Explains all the alts too
Cafe love
>>581437338He isn't even the best Meisho. Samson completely mogs him and Tabaru won against real high level competition instead of an glorified fraud and has more G1s.
>>581437573nyo...
>>581437650Yeah "lol" "haha", amirite?>>581437732Cool, then stop telling lies nonny.
>>581437671aww, Tsundere-anon is so cute.If you wanted me to post more CB, all you had to was ask, silly
>>581437749I read Ryan's story and remember Ines was there but nothing else at all...
All of V's posts are so unintelligent they put me to sleep. Something a 10 year old would come up with and think it's funny or smart
>>581437818I will when you stop getting angry over other posters
I woke up making it a terrible day. Tomorrow will be butter umamusume
>>581438006Tomorrow will always be worse so today is better in comparison.
you think she has a chance?
>>581437993>Admiting to telling liesI mean, I already knew it was you doing the angry posts and trying to blame me. Take your meds nonny, relax.
>>581437519>>581437859aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS
>>581437892She's got self esteem issues for feeling like an outsider not like others of her own Mejiro clan and living under McQueen's shadow but then after proving that she can actually be gud at racing and even whipping McQueen herself she learns that she can stand on her own two feetAlso at the end its like she's calling the shots of the Mejiro clan as a whole as an equal to McQueen and not just someone off to the side
>>581438112yes she has, only needs to roll a lobby with no stamina debuffers and be able to get 6th
>>581437368
>>581438112Believe hard!
>>581438132Nobody believes you btw
>>581438282Proof?
>>581438220>yurislop
>>581438152My OL fetish would always make me love these kinds of skirts.
heres ur 3 stam parents, enjoy m8 :)
Notice how he's not posting images so people won't click a button
Uma skiing when?https://youtu.be/Xu2rFvNAxLA
>>581438282I do just to piss (you) off specifically because it's funny
If you like your club dacchis so much why do you never talk in the club chat
>>581438429
V already got owned when multiple posters called him the thread freak.
>>581438369My filter is catching everything so I'm fine.
>>581438462some people have humiliation kink
>>581438465Filters are good and everyone should use them.
>>581438452>not in the pictureheh... nothing personal... doxxkeks
>>581438452weird ass club
>>581438429I do and make fun of danchou too when his sparks are shit
>>581438381Sure you are
>>581438601glad we agree!
We fucked
>>581438372>posted 6 minutes agoshill-kun...
>>581438312
fucking homo mood down on the last turn before summer typical bullshit
>>581438710Cool...
>>581438783I would restart the run if that happened to me. Ngl.
You guys are playing manually?
>>581438685So? Maybe I'll write an email to John Cygames and ask him to sponsor it too. It was fun being there. I want them to make it a future scenario
>>581438220>>581438730Pama is a massive disgrace to the Mejiro familiy, how the fuck do we fix her?
>>581438925like any other umawith a healthy dose of torecock
>>581438925The Mejiro family is gone all of them are has beens so it doesn't matter.
lowroll when S award
>>581438925Me (her trainer) marrying her.
>>581439096>Ruin has come to our family...
>>581438925She's perfect!
>>581439113rahhh look so fucking closee
>>581439231most stylish mejiro award
>>581439301is it worth trying to rape not-Durament and go for Triple Crown and Firm Resolve in GL runs? Or Kita already got fucked up schedule as is, no need to make it worse?
>>581439483nyoptwo optional races is too much
>>581439301I think the stats on this one look good>>581439483You can get Firm Resolve kinda consistent buying the Front hints in the shop, much better than doing more races
derb
Crying Falco is so cute.
>>581440084Say it properly.
>>581439301This is your best one so far. Congrats
>>581440162Whining shitket
>>581440246
>>581440162sobbing uncontrollably
>>581440246Based
>>581440265:(
Should I do it? Wit is at 19% failure.
>>581440415Compare skill point bonus, then take the highest
>>581440371
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/p0Kgsy>https://jiggie.fun/p0Kgsyhttps://jiggie.fun/p0Kgsy>https://jiggie.fun/p0Kgsyhttps://jiggie.fun/p0Kgsy
>>581440415GAMBLE
>>581440453That'd be this.
>>581440415you're gonna need 800 stam anyway, might as well gamble
haha
Alright fuck it twenty runs later this'll doI gotta do something else than gamble on the gambling horse for this CM
umamusume cunt to mouth
>>581440492Beautiful Rice
>>581440737KWAB
Is it comfy Dantsu hours?
>>581432358
Low rolled like a motherfucker. But she gave me a Smile.
I went to Flash's house and her toilet had one of those German poop shelves
Queue now!
>>581440763You're getting lots of good rolls, you'll hit the God run soon
>>581440993Flash wife...
>>581440993>>581441076
Bros I think I've reached my limit.
>>581441037>unupgraded Bakushinhow old even is this account
holocaust umamusume has an annoying personality and the only good thing about her is her boobs
>>581441068hi maru I like your attitude
>>581441037>>581440972>>580990695
>>581440763How do you even deal with her career? She has way too many senior year races
>>581441112For now maybe.
>>581441104Where can I get a Flash wife?
Flash advocates for trainer rape, I don't trust her
>>581441159I don't think about it
>>581440972>>581441037Why are we getting so many JP posts this Jap CM?I'm not complaining like the schizo above just wondering since I don't think we've ever gotten this much talk about a JP CM
>>581441121Take that back NOWThe Germans are waking up very soon!!!
there's no such thing as trainer rape
>>581441121>Annoying personality.She's just autistic like 90% of the cast.
>>581441234germany, schwarzenigger
>>581441278Flash...
>>581441267it's 9 am bro, Germans are already up faxing their paperwork
>>581441258I'm doing it just to piss you off.
>>581441326the being on time thing would make me insane. please be autistic about something else.
>>581441258I'm just collected packet captures for my private server and thought it would be funny to post, I haven't been in the thread all day so I didn't realize there were that many
>>581441358>>581441267They're all on delayed trains right now shitposting FURIOUSLY
I see it's comfy Flash hours.
>>581441112>Falco, Maru and Suzuka on a newbie accountinteresting situation, considering the leap to getting fronts online for competition vs other positionsI guess they're good for team trials since they can spread out across three race types
>>581441371Imagine not cumming on time during Flash's scheduled sex session...
>>581441367No need to be so defensive bwo>>581441424It's not a lot but more than usual for sure. At first I thought it was the L'Arc CM but it's just a normal Mile one
>>581441515I don't have a choice on that matter.
>>581441553Why shouldn't I be defensive? I hate all of you. I'm your enemy.
I wish I had a piece of cheese for breakfast right now...
>>581441642Why did they ruin her popularity?
dantsu pantsu on my face
>>581441447It's actually boyuma hours right now.
>>581441647no you're notyou're only my enemy if you are gay and don't like umanko
>>581441679>>581441742
umamusumes via left ear right ear and tail represent the third nuclear bomb japan should have received
>>581441835im going to kill you
>The most obvious false flag
Rickey on my dicky
>>581441826I'm literally thread public enemy #1. I am your enemy. I hate you. I love umanko but also bokumanko, both are good.
>>581441881
Can we kill people who put Angling on their Xoggy Kirk's? Thanks.
>>581441982STOP IT
>>581441929Thoughts on Seiun Sky?
>>581441929>bokumankoDo NOT resist, we are allied now. Frenemies at worst
>>581442043
I glued 4 runs already
>>581442196NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5814422401 more
**** my ***has nimble I guessno poc award
Dantsu gf
>>581442089Consult the sex list.>>581442172No we are not allied fuck off. We are enemies. We will always be enemies.
>>581442329 Please treat her well when she comes to globa.
????????????????? she died and won while whiffing maestro wtf
>>581442591with enough of a lead anything is possible
>>581442591Yes you can die at the very end. What matters is having a full spurt from the beginning of the acceleration phase to make a good lead. A murmur would have killed her earlier.
>>581442432You're good.
>>581442669>>581442693mmmmmmm i see
>>581442759Go away.
>>581442815stop being tsun
This is what my Finals room will look like
>>581442858No go away. You wouldn't be acting like this if you knew who I am. Leave me alone. I said we are enemies.
>Stay Positive>Runs Xog & a debuffer Cancerous Nigger.
Breaking down Rose Kingdom's narrow world view one creampie at a time
>>581443226>PhositiveNo, that name is alright.
>>581443241>Gimlet senpaiis Rose Kingdom too far gone?
>>581443226>seething about people playing to winlmao loser
>>581443226stay positive bwo
>>581443326t. Benjamin Netanyahu
>kinda have aces ready for CM (i probably wont get into A finals with them)>dont know where to use my borrows nowbro..
>>581443474start looping for arima kino
>>581443474The next CM bucko. Start working on these parents already, chop chop.
>>581443226>he said stay positive I dont think you following his advice bwo...
>>581443241
>>581434948SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH GET HIM CHIYOBRO
Going Open League for Arima.
>>581443241What's her story like?
>>581443537>>581443553I dont think i can compete in arima kino, i missing so many cards for long, i had some cards for mediums so it was fine but now
who is the premium debuffer to make
>>581443578I will never be even the least bit positive or hopeful for CMs until the Xog holocaust happens & all Xog tracks are erased from the game
>>581436527isn't that a city
>>581443710Sounds like jealousy, you should have rolled for Xog bwocho...
any fresh club drama?
>>581443779All clubs disbanded so there will be no drama from now on.
>>581443779Drema shuttered
>>581443779[Club] is stinky.
>>581443653It's Arima Kinen anon. Just try your best and send your best umas.
>>581443779I don't want to vaguepost you so you will have to wait until next month.
I'm not preparing for the next CM when this one hasn't even started yet, it's too soon.Good time to do some campaigns with horses I haven't gone through yet though, my Kiseki is waiting. And I'll finally get Unsu in two days as well.
>>581443771I have this KIKE Uma I just don't use her because I have honor & dignity
>>581443779Tune in next month for the new episode!
>>581443931>I have honor & dignitySo just have honor in losing bwo :^)
What will it be? Learning the healing skills for free still takes up rating right?
>>581443779Yes but I won't leak it, I only drama post about other clubs not mine
>>581444007Only in an honorable & fair duel against a fellow warrior & not a detestable cur
>>581444089Yep, sure does.
>>581444114i know what club you're from whore
>>581443931You're also not using any debuffers, right? Triple ace is the way if you have honor & dignity otherwise you're no different from the metaslaves.
>>581444089Junior year always charming. It has the lowest chance of failing and helps you boost friendship
>>581444114Tradies?
>>581443653There's only two cards for long, Kris S for lates and Creek for everyone else. If you're madlad enough to not use a stam card then you play the same 3 speed 2 wit you've done every other CM and use speed Jordan/Ardan or use an uma with a native recovery.
>>581444198Tell everyone what club I'm in, let's see if you're right>>581444250nyopers you'll have to wait 2 more weeks
>>581442815
>>581443779my danchode got outed for playing a role of an extra in project hail mary
>can loop Spe parrent because i probably will use supreme Racist Damn... i dont have good parrents with long A or B
is there like a hacked private client uma musume that I can have all characters on so I can just play through all the stories and events for any character whenever I want without spending a dime. I don't mind if it's only in japanese
>>581444114but im a thirsty little floweryou have to use club drama to water me
stamlet medsletbelow headon unstoppable and solid strimeI'm settling, need to start making parents for l*ng
>>581444360No, now pay up.
>>581444360You can read the stories in the link that is in the OP.
>>581444360yeah, it's called YouTube
>>581444360there's always youtube
>Curren Chan post[-]
>>581444208Hmm...What's that..?A song is playing...It's so loud...Is it coming from you?https://youtu.be/5EFipgu2d_4?si=xwvo2VOkiy0q7LFq
consider umadol pits
This is the Golshi Emergency Call Center, what's your emergency?
Just realized I already have a 3* stam 2* long Brian I can use as a gp. Absolutely worthless white sparks but I will simply make do like the country girl I am.
smol
>>581444617it's the small umas you can't trustthey're always the ones with blades
>>581444574I love watching this loser lose
>>581444324What do you want?
>>581444689huh
Meat. Tomorrow.
I have this brown
>>581444864Nice
>>581444754what did Falco do to you
Wakipai season
>>581444975stood in the center
>>581444979cover those up you slut
>>581444975Falco won me a CM and Curren never did but I still Curren post and bully Falcos
>>581445034hmmmmmmmmnyo
Is NSM bugged because it literally never activates
>>581445242that's a good thingit means you're not brocked
time to kick back and chow down
they're called supiki
>>581445017I bet you expected me to say "but that's where zero stands" only to prank me with something like>lol like her chances with FalcoTorebut fuck you nigger
hungry orenji
If I choose this banner to start building Mr. CB from scratch am i making a mistake?I would only be able to afford one spark's worth because the other card is Super Creek and i already have her to 3LB and i still have a 1.5 anni voucher to use on either cardI also already have FineMo MLBMejiro Ramonu is 2 and a half months away and even though i like end closers im not sure i would go out of my way to field them if some surger or pacer looks like a better fit also Mr. CB the uma i would like to get too and she cant use her own card..I dont know how much longer i would be able to use the card when i cant even assume she'll be fully online after i spend on this banner
>>581445529this is why you get no game like your oshiyou can't be playful
>>581445678You're so gross.
you like bullying Falco because you actually love her but you won't admit it
>>581445676CB is used for 1,5 more scenarios (still used in l'arc for sprint and mile I presume, though ends wont be favored there)If you arent an end main and want to roll on CB the uma then I would skip
>>581445725
>>581445676CB lasts as the end wit card for another like 15 monthsbut this banner is a Creek banner ft. CB, if you already have a good Creek then you probably don't want to pull
>>581445753
They are made for each other.
Working on finishing Crime and PunishmentI see why Raskolnikov is such a popular character among women
>>581445678kys V
more like flip list
Good Friday morning everyone, the weekend is finally near
Falco is so cute, so round, so smart, 100% wife material
>>581446143Only 3.5 hours left in the office!
>>581444975it's just the missed opportunities that eat away at Falco years in the future that tickles my angst bone. her regret nourishes me. I care not about curren like some other posters do, just falco.
>>581446046retard
>>581446223dont treat Falco like she will die alone in regret
>>581444975cygays shills her too much even though she's unpopular and I hate the annoying posters
>>581446347don't make it sound like she won't
>>581445789I guess two scenarios is too short a horizon for me if i still need to keep building past this banner>>581445820but is that 15 months where Ramonu would be a suitable replacement anywayIronically had i fewer copies of Creek this would be a much easier decision for me
>>581446347only in what-ifs. of course the real falco will really bag her trainer instead of being too passive.... right?....
>>581446278melty
What determines which burning skill you get in Unity? My spd was definitely higher than my wit but I just got burning wit.
>>581446489u
>>581446526which unity training you did the most, there is an icon you can check to see which one is it
>>581446526The amount of balls you pressed on whichever facility
>>581446526How many bubbles bursted on that training facility
>>581446181Sweet, bit longer for me still but I don't even mind, Friday office is empty and comfy enough I can even sneak in an uma run or two
Where do you check which was how many?
>>581446695you just have to remember
Do people unironically use wit sparks when they replace a wit card for a stam/pow card in GL
>>581446669everyone leaves my office like 1 pm so I just stay and get to enjoy like 7000+ square feet of space all to myself until the cleaners come
>>581446695nevermind the only thing you can check with that is if you're getting the gold skill (10+ spirit bursts) or the white skill
>>581446695Fuck I can't remember it's been so long.
Morning
So re waTeiemu opera ooTatae yo teiemu opera ooKono yo de mottomo tsuyoku utsukushikuKarei na hikari woMugen no ai wo anata ni mo sore ga ou noTeiemu opera oo no sadameTeiemu opera oo
Tazuna... SHES THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
>>581446943why is she like this
>>581446769It's a play. If it works for you, why not? Same shit as anons using stam sparks so they can run pow cards.
comfy hour?
>>581446892Good night
>>581447049very comfy hour
>>581447049Yeah bro, i'm here for you, what you want to talk about?Me personally, i got Maruzen og, so i'm thinking of puting Maruzen in mile TTAnd get Machan from Mile and put her in sprint
Huh, turns out that I already have 19m fans though I'm only getting like 200k a run.
which umas would have a fire alarm that chirps every 30 seconds because they have tuned out the noise and as a result will never replace the battery
>>581447240Obviously Pasa
>>581447239Someone likes Falco a bit too much.
>>581447014What else would you expect from a manifestation of perfection
>>581447049If a bear shits in the woods and no one is there does sit still smell
>>581442240i glued 14 runs todaythe 15th run only for the dailies
>>581447284pasa graduating tracen and becoming a torta...
>no nimbleffffffffffffff
>>581447471Nimble is for 2nd place bro, this is a FRONT runner, so she will be running first, no need for nimble
>>581447460Wtf is a torta?
Explain this shit to me. I replace 18700 paca with 19800 paca yet game says my team ratin will drop by 500 points. WTF?
i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
>>581447719>tortafat bitch (forma latina)
All the jong propaganda here and from umas ingame made me finally learn it. Now I can be terrible both at Uma and at tiles
>>581447858>accidentally
nice Dirt bwo
>>581447814dirt A -> B isn't enough to offset going mile A -> Sit considers aptitudes as well as score
>>581447814dirt B
>>581447893it's been days since the last jonging session join is as soon as there is a room
>>581447471Go again. Next one is the one.
>>581447719a pie
>>581448001Is it the true the new jong club is a bunch of cheaters
>>581447893Hell yeah dude, looking forward to seeing you in a room
anon told me he didn't get nimble nav on his front runner. but then i told him "go again"
>>581448059/uma/chan? yeah
>think I'm going to win>lose>think I'm going to lose>win I think that I will win a lot more times than I think that I will lose :(
>>581448074we NEED jong today
>>581448090Even with a sacrificial runaway, nimble nav won't get the timing right most of the time
Can the jongers join a real non cheater club
>>581448059They have bots farming fans yeah. Easy to confirm f you look at chrono
>>581448119your if losing, win?
>>581448001>>581448074I'll keep my eyes on the thread and hopefully manage to play a bit. I realized the reason why I couldnt learn it when I tried it years ago was because I got skill checked by yaku, furiten and menzen
>>581448214I have a feeling all the jongers are in the same club
>>581448214... and he said this with a curren-posed look
jong kinda sucks, just sayin
C-can I get buy with 2 lb creek but with good parents
>>581448290hmmmnyo
>>581448290No but you can get by with no Creek in your deck and good parents
>>581448143retard
>>581448276Some of the actual /uma/ clubs can use the jongers help! And you can spread jonging
>>581446770Having these big open spaces for yourself is always so fun, used to work night shifts where the whole office building would be empty except for like three of us and the door guard who'd always invite us for a drink in a camera blindspot, good times
>>581448120It has indeed been too long>>581448263learning yaku is annoying and furiten can be unintuitive sometimes, but practice makes perfect as they say.>>581448275A few of them are, but probably not the one you are thinking of
>>581448285based go chad
>>581448363What you rather have a delayed angling to gamble on nimble?
>>581448397>>581448285Let's start an /uma/go club
idk which post to reply to but she's doing excellent in roomshighest win % teams too don't feature nimble so I'm fine with this I think
>>581448447retard
>>581448709your image beo....
>>581448709Happy for you, sis
>>581448258My opponents have an even greater skill called "if losing, your opponents Umamusume get their kneecaps smashed for some reason"
>>581448709Get the plat U
what do you mean spe kidnaps me during festa's story?
Leak all jonger names
We need a vocally transphobic Uma
>>581448960no wtf
>>581449047YES
>>581448915Spoiler:
So... about that half tp event...
>>581449220?
>>581448960You mean their jong names or their uma names?Also no
i will play jong if you mod with with uma faces so i can actually remember the autistic patterns
>>581449220The spoiler is that xe will job again
>>581449480BothAnd yes
i got so pissed off at the game's rng today that now i feel kinda ill
>>581449613I have the name of every jonger in every club here including a danchou. Not sharing though.
>>581449742Post the first letters...
diachads, is this a good deck for arima cm?
>>581449742Lying is bad
>>581449838Doesn't Dia have a gold recovery in her kit? Why is Jordan here
>>581449679Nothing that a nap can't solve, once you get tilted and feel sick you start making mistakes you shouldn't.
>>581449838Looks fine but FineMo as a wit card would be better and Jordan doesnt need to be there either.
>>581449679Legit, I'm someone who used to sweat ranked CS and Dota but nothing gave me more of a primal urge to punch a wall than getting railed by bad RNG in uma, like failing a 2% triple rainbow and getting a random migraine immediately afterwards
Me and who?
>>581449941i don't have a finemo, so maybe marvey?>>581449872i was hoping the speed bonus could make up for her 0% speed growth
>>581449993>maybe marvey?Ah I assumed you were picking Natie for OYL. That skill is ass for longs. If she's your best wit stat stick then stick with her.
jongers are all tight with each other we would never snitch on one another
I live in a constant fear that one of my favourite dacchis will leave our club someday. Please never leave, you know who you are
>>581449975me me!I actually look like this
>>581450096Mambwo...
>>581450078oh no, I thought you were saying replace jordan for a 2nd wit cardI don't have any other SSR Wits, so maybe I'll stick with her if I have to run only 1 wit for a speed card slot
>>581450096he's getting poached isn't he?
>>581450096brickedbwo...
>>581450179Nah I think 3 speed and 1 wit is a necessary evil given that you will want as much speed (and power) as possible and Dia has no growths (and can theoretically highroll ok enough wit with her bonus). I plan on running a similar deck but with FineMo and Sweep SR (sp bonus and potential charming)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbFvFYpk_UThis is still my favorite song, and that's after I've listened to almost the entire discography of Uma.
>>581449993If you lack speed that much use tosho
>>581445676>Be a wishywashy piece of shit that cant decide whether to gamble or pass on the CB/Creek banner over two days>Decide to pass and just toss a tenner to get it out of my system>Hit right awayGod dammit, the gods have spokenGonna go to 200, anyone wanna call what else i hit?
>>581450531>retard rewardedYou hate to see it
>>581450113
>>581450531You hit nothing else, not a single SSR in 200 pulls, you pity another copy of CB.
>>581450531That's the devil's temptation, bwochacho. Do not eat the fruit the devil's snake offers you.
>>5814505313 Creek
>>581450565I wouldn't call getting baited into wasting 30k carats a reward
>>581450531Just walk away and this madness ends. It's not too late to walk away.
Remember to click it on him
Extreme cringe
>>581450096I already left.....
>>581450324Our Bluebird Days mogs. Idk I didn't think it was that special though I do like Nao Touyama's voice.
Why is it that with a 20% chance for a stam spark, Dober won't give me a single one across three days of borrowsTrying to hit a long spark on top of that is killing me but I'll settle for the blue at this point
>>581450619>>581450625>>581450629>>581450726You guys seemed to be vindicated for 40 pulls when i got low amounts of SRs and no other hitsThen this happened...I... guess i stop?
grabbing practice perfect from finemo's event is the play when you get it pre-debut race right
>>581450879No crying in the casino
>>581450531>-30k Dont do it bwo. This banner is a trap. Just save for ramonu>Inb4 you can save 400 pulls for ramonu even if you have 0 carrots todayBut what about uma banners?
>>581450981I'm not crying, I'm screaming
stop cbbwo they're luring you in
i have huge temptation to snack on the banner hoping to get at least one CB, but last rerun i wasted all my carats and had to hit pity and i don't want to end like that again
>>581451009Tis the law of large numbers. You will eventually get one
>>581450941Yeah stop now retard. You got lucky. MLB Creek and LB1 CB wit. Call it quits.
>>581449975>>581450113>>581450613KYS
>>58145095320 SP is 20 SP
>>581451085just don't
>>581450953eh, with how much energy we get from the scenario it's a 50/50 either top (wit) or bottom (pp) option (just dont take the middle one, it gives no bond)
>>581451085Your luck is sure to turn around
What do we thinking? If i have 6 longs on GPs it would work? Or i need long sparks on parent
next PakaLive
>>581451236the purple spark on the direct parent are much more likely to acivate
>>581450953Top option 20 skill points alwaysPractice Perfect isn't all that, and you can get it from Kita or even character events, ain't worth it
Rose Kingdom is unable to figure out a vending machine https://youtu.be/c44NzOOx76o?is=9et9p93l56AisV47
>>581451280Thats pink bro
>>581451110>>581450941what lesson did i learn from this
>>581451297>cool stoic uma>is actually silly billy and strongly autistic
>>581451280>purplecolorblind bro???
>>581451280How bad is 1 front? Want to run kita, spe and cafe for cm20
>>581451328Nothing. You'll impulse roll in the future and brick your pulls for a few months.
>>581451256>Grass Brian Rudolf>Duramente Groove Rose PhalaenopsisKoroazu a cute.
>>581438710The awesomest uma...
>>581451328Nothing. You will always be bailed out.
>>581451297Thanks Pagg. That was a funny clip
>>581451316>>581451382You know what I meant. I'm obviously retarded so no need to point it out further.>>581451387style pink is pretty bad but just like the anon I initially replied to you could always borrow someone with a bunch of long sparks. There's enough time until the next cm to keep grinding some parents though
Living life to the fullest even if it results in failure is better than being so petrified of loss you won't even go outside at all
>>581451256Brian or Duramente alts please...and make them late surger focused?
>>581451297If she had big tits, she would be perfect actually.
I like my dacchis but sometimes I get the urge to leave just so the general wll drama post about me for a bit
Will she win or JOB out soon
>>581451737Whenever you anons say "dacchis" I always think of the club dacchis. That being said if you leave Dacchis I don't think anybody in this general will care
>>581451737mambwo...
>>581451737uma&cobwo...
>>581451369wow moe gap!
>>581451804Dacchis is the Curren Club too.
>>581451754the the only competition is the front since BITCHreignty ducked him.
>>581451754F in Long like Almond Eye if she loses.
stop giving me speed rainbows in summer I wanna click wit
>>581451587This anon is right... Time to go spend all my carats!
>rose kingdom is another deep voice uma
>>581451369>>581452042This is a good thing.
>>581451369she's a horse
Is Rose Kingdom an atashi or boku uma?
>be cb bro
the heterosexual white cis man desire to get pegged no mercy by Rose Kingdom
>>581451297is she larping or is she actual royalty
>>581451967The race is 2000 meters anon...Just like most dirt races...
>>581451256Halloween Brian and Rudolf would be kino
How would you deepen the strategic gameplay of umamusume?What if you could choose when the uma spurts
>>581452339>is she actual royaltyNobles still exist in Umaworld. Ruby is described as a noble in her story. So, yeah, Rose Kingdom might be an actual noble.
>>581433492It's ami's year
>>581452386i would not make the game japanese
>>581452386I'll end uo making her spurt at the same time as I do, so it would just be a waste of coding space
>>581452783ugly chudwhy is she so ugly when all the other groovelings are so refined?
Making press Rula
fat wit training but run is bricked anyway
>>581452858there's always a runt of the litter
>>581452924>qualifierYou can end up with 1550 speed if you get lucky with the rainbows.
good milening!
>>581452967it's a no med S run and tachyon didn't finish her chain anyway
>>581452924Nunity was better, hate to say it.
>>581452783Sex with this awesome girl boss
>>581452571ok but is she
Is this true?
>>581452783needs rape correction unironically
>>581453208The early stories suffer severely from this problem
>>581453192Find out next time on Umamusume Z.
>>581453208that's what happens when they release an uma that has other umas added after
>>581451256Nice.
>>581453208Yeah there's that mysterious filly winning races and stealing the spotlight that cannot be named
>>581453208Eishin Flash has a non-career career story because she was a generation orphan for 5 years
>>581451256>grass hostalt?
>>581451754Baeza will finally realize his potential and have a great gate start
>>581453592Big teio
>>581453592Ace on my face
>>581453560She already got a 2nd alt
dios mio...
When is she getting a manga, anime and 3rd op alt…
>>581453825Ew
>>581452783That hair is so painful to look at. It's like something I expect to see in an indie western "anime" VN.
>>581453545Well at least most of Eishin Flash stories focus on how much the trainer wants to fuck her and she reciprocates in the Senior Year
>>581453592Katsuragi Ace on my [body part]
>>581453825>>581453875is this your first time you see a shojo manga gag
>>581453861she will never get another series after /uma/'s popularity rating
>>581453908no actually i was referring to how ugly curren is
>>581453908ew
>>581453921Be nice. There are already enough insufferable faggots around her. Why shit up the place even more?
>>581453921This act doesn’t seem random or kinda nice…
>>581450096I don't think my club would notice if I left outside the club ranking falling through the floor
>>581453861Why would a fraud who barely won against a """"rival"""" who is a direct downgrade of her get a manga or anime?I'd rather get an Almond Eye or VodSca manga
>>581453861Dw about it, I'll make sure of it.
>>581454092But tachyon did get her anime movie
>>581454092Kinda crazy that we dont have any VodSca stuff yeah
>>581454092TM Opera O's game career adapted into anime-manga would be unironically kino shonen.Her motivations are strong and she has lots to get through.It's not about winning or be strong, it's about showing off how much you value in a world of titans.
>>581454092>winning is le bad when opera does itif sakura laurel can get a manga anyone can
>>581453908Blegh
>>581454090>Happy meek>Always seen with RBF
>>581454225You mean Brian's manga?
>>581454365My dick in Donna
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GLAZE A SINGLE UMACINDERELLA GREY IS NOT JUST OGURI CAPYOU ARE MEANT TO HIGHLIGHT GENERATIONS AND EVEN THEIR LOSERS
>>581454365your can't break those cuffs
>>581454438I wanna see Opera and Doto's manga...
Brian, Rudolf and Duramente alt?
>>581454438I wanna see Opera and Doto's hentai...
>>581454495Is blaze her default now
>>581453921To wish for an Uma to not be referenced is to wish for them to be unloved and forgotten, which only denies yourself the grow with a new perspective. Please improve yourself, so that way I may be driven to improve myself by being around those who strive ever higher
>>581454225I feel bad for anyone who liked laurel beforehand because 99% of SB's memorable moments aren't even about Laurel.
>>581454438But Cinderella Gray had strong horses like Tama, Creek and Inari One.Who even deserves spotlight in Ope's era besides Grass btfoing him that one time?Doto? Shitter, silver collector. NTR? Shitter. Shakur? Lol. geriatric King? Lmao. Toho Dream? G3 level shitter.
>>581454702read the post again but slowly this time
>>581454702
>>581454791KEK WE LOVE YOU DIGIGOAT
>>581454780Yeah the problem here is everyone besides Opera is a loser. It's like if all of Oguri's rivals in Cinderella Gray were Mejiro Ardan tier.
it appears my superiority has sparked some controversy
>>581454791>Ass Wonder>Digitan>Cafefunny how whenever Opera faces strong horses she immediately crumbles
Ope a cute
>>581454702>Grass btfoing him that one time3 yo Opera O losing by a neck, meanwhile KWABWonder in Opera O's prime. Grass is the biggest fraud of the golden generation
>>581454495cracker on the 1’s and 2’s!!!
>>581455065>5 y/o fossilized Grass with one foot in the graveLol
Opera's fraud allegations shrimply do not matter in my mind as cyge successfully made her uma form way too funny for me to care.
>>581454441I can break these cuffs
>>581455002Most of his losses were when multiple jockeys coordinated to box opera and not let him win even if that meant they themselves had no chance of winning.
the raped seethe
Why are Grassfags so insecure? Is it because their weeb larper oshi gets mogged by Spechan achievement-wise despite being le undefeated?
>gets mentioned >derails /uma/ once again How does she do it?
How does the game portray the fact that Buena Vista won Japan Cup but she got demoted to 2nd place and Rose Kingdom promoted to 1st place?Then in senior year Buena won the Japan Cup a second time (for real this time) and Rose Kingdom finishes 9th?
>>581455324Centurial Overlord and best fictional wife for are reason
>>5814551905 y/o fossilized Opera O never lost by more than 2 lengths
>>581455238meds
>>581454092you're not japanese and you know nothing about keiba
>>581455324She is funny and Orange
If next thread is not opela thread baker has NO SOVL
wahey
>>581455324>she was hated before>she's hated nowMost based Uma
>>581455431because Opera had an easier career path of cheesing through her C grade "rivals" so she had more energy later on in her careermeanwhile Grass had to run like hell against real competition so of course her muscles are more worn out near the end of her career
>>581455324
>>581455665holy coping
>>581455739Did you finish your shift at Jolibees
Overlord Derangement Syndrome
>>581455809?
>25 years>shadai ojisans are STILL buck broken
>>581455853Ignore the schizo
>>581455905I love opera she's too silly
>>581455953Ayabe...
>>581455973Admire Vega would NEVER say this
Opera OP next pls
>>581455973Ayabe would DEFINITELY say this
Doto and Opera would have had their personalities switched if it was Doto who was the raper.
>>581455905my HERO...>>581455739just post the one where you can actually see her tits dumb FAGGOThttps://files.catbox.moe/pm9njr.png
hehopera o p
for ME it's that mcqueen ojisan that is still beefing with rice shower to this day
>>581456175I support him, FUCK Rice
>>581456152>just post the one where you can actually see her titsI can't formulate the words to describe why, but you're also a faggot
>log in>go in to club room>request dirt shoes>post you're all so nice sticker>leave
>>581456152>look, but don't touch
Pace pink is like a tumor that persists throughout your lineages if you ever decide to use it as a grandparent
>>581456241We love Rice here
>>581456273I like to post the tee-hee sticker so danchou replies with a who's a good trainer sticker
We raped each other
where the FUCK is her second alt???
I'm not making a bread I'm at work
Opera Mare...
>>581456530trapped in mexico
next thread will be later
>>581456553Traps in mexico...
next thread will have nothing.
I am making a thread now
Trips and the next thread will be the last /uma/ thread
there will be no next thread
uma are for fuck
>>581456878holy we go to soooo close
I want rice bread
>>581456878too baaaad
>>581456890what is wrong with her upper eyelids
>>581456985sloppa
>>581456890rapist
>>581456871Where is it.....
>>581457098
>>581456508I think that's just called consensual sex
>>581457175tazuna what did teiobro feed you
I am going to vomit
>>581457242Bwo...
>>581457242I ate too much I unironically need to purge today
rolling for how many images we need for the next thread to manifest
i baked
Overlord orenji>>581457319>>581457319>>581457319
>>581451256THE FABLED 2ND RUDOLF ALT?
