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>>581473125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvjj5I6n61I
>Descartes OPTREMENDOUS STARTthis will be the best bread in a long while
soon
MY NIGGA DESCARTES MENTIONED!!!!!!!
>>581473125The realest nigga in this game
Wakawife
>>581473125>wasting time, money and effort on something meaninglessI wish I was autistic enough to be happy to bond lvl up my studentwife.
GVH
>>581473317Big wakkers
My Wide Bride
Okay but do you guys even know how to pronounce his name?
>>581473401her tail isn't that small
Mika love
>>581473537Dekaruto
>>581473631many are saying this
islands in the stream!that is who we are!no one in between!how can we be wrong,sail away with me,to another worldand we'll rely on each other,oh-ohfrom 1 island to another, oh-oh...
>>581473125>in-game screenshot OPPostin' in extremely rare thread
Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
Dickrolling for Hasumi and Iori has really paid off this season, I'm winning almost all of my attacks
The realest nigga with the best character themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywA_nTYzIs
>>581473631Mika guh
>>581473401Save me Ichikaka, a violent gehennian rapist is trying to subdue me.
>>581473631sex
>>581473401this is slopa
no sex
Nn
>>581473862based neetdoom OST
You know that there are zero actual Kaya fans when the so-called Kaya posting only lasted 10 whole minutes
>>581473781>>581473736GTFO to another tab with your shitpost.
>>581473896Would you be saved by this ichika?
>>581473862Unironically wish he had more screentime, I wonder if they'll ever bring him back
I AM UNEMPLOYED AND I WON'T BE GETTING A JOB ANYTIME SOONLET ME ENJOY TRUE FREEDOMDESCARTES WAS RIGHT
Who do I swap for dHaruka?
>>581474198
>>581474056SexWith 'eepka
>>581474351A man of culture
this world OWES me a woman like Niko to start a family with
>>581474198Freedom is when you join a cult and give all your money to a fucking clanker
Can he post that?
>>581474351Welsh or Kiwi?
>>581474494you aren't owed anything
>>581474462You can't post that, or say that
Descartes owes me 50.000 credits
uh
>>581474572>responding to studenthating monkey
Momoi is unfathomably sexy
>>581473317Waka milkers...
>>581473537Of course, he's like the horse I put him in front of.
>>581474650>slop
My bitch wife wants another kid...
>>581473631Hey....~
Dood
>>581474709he's responding to himself to trick people into calling it out.
i prefer the gookified version
>>581473861>yukari poster hardAlways am when I’m posting My Wide Bride!
>>581474854Tell Ako that Hina is perfection and can never be recreated
When the fuck are they updating the archive pool? I don't have any momofucks to read
>>581474952The game is Boom in-universe so it would instead be Boo𐤡
>>581474952It only lasted for a few threads but there was that one guy who was really mad at this joke for some reason
>>581474962Meds
I want to try Yukari's cakes
I don't look like this but I dance like this.
>>581475094That's not going to stop her, she's borderline pulling me by the hair to our bed...
Eat up Sensei
>>581473861>based event sex>always play game>akemi God
>>581473125Unemployed ThreadYou can only post in this thread if you are unemployed.>nothing changes
>>581473862>Be alone with student>She's being aggressively flirty >Look for a way out>Spot a figure at the window>It's a homeless robot staring at me as is suggesting that I should give the student what she wants
>>581475339Thank you roommate
Have this /bag/
I miss Kisexki
students with this setup?
You need 100 dollars for the new gta
>>581475339I'm borderline obese though?
>>581475139it's true, check the archive
>>581473861>president yukari Soon
>>581475549Hiyori
I actually hate how little the anime capitalizes on the fact that the situational awareness that the top-down perspective offers is Sensei's canonical combat ability
>>581475697The anime is overhated.
>>581475425The simultaneous use of a pornhub comment meme AND actual philosophy memes both using the same painting of Decartes will always be funny to me
>>581473861>hina top ass
>>581475829There is a lot to dislike, but I do think it has way too much hatred for what's ultimately a somewhat bland anime
>>581475829nah, it deserves all the hate it gets
>>581475829Underhated I'd say. If you were there when it aired, SEAjeets were glazing it like mad. And it made me feel a little sour that BA's fanbase is very likely mostly SEAjeets that can't fucking handle easy mode stealth missions.
>>581474462Why is it always niggers?
Is weekly Kaya rape a suitable sentence for a usurper?
>>581476020Kaya is the goat that chart is wrong
Satsuki?
>>581475559You could be fatter!
>>581475502
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
Don't forget...
himarifags don't exist
>>581476304YOU DON'T EXIST
sexy kaya
Who will I roll?
>>581476303YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!!!!
>>581476182milfs like Rumi irl actually prefer thin femboys with big cocks, like everyone desu
>>581476423Hasumi
>>581476423Miyako (Swimsuit)
>>581476423Miyako
>>581476423Renge
I do not exist
>>581476423Chise
>>581476423
>>581474650Would you fuck your students even if they were your little sisters?
>>581476304
>>581476715No but I would love Kayoko to onee-san dom me
>>581475697Needs a remake where they use Asato Mizu Manga design
>>581476515>>581476546>>581476562>>581476602>>581476669>>581476679ZEN'IN OUTOThe biscuit is surprisingly alright, tastes like seaweed.
>>581476715>we lurk /bag/ with pdf mudslimeseww
The Momoi death arc leaked
>>581475829>Bad Sensei design>Terrible mediocre animation even by today's standards>Dogshit OST>Altering the story so there's less Sensei and he's less cooler>>HURR DURR It'S oVErHaTEd
>>581476939stupid kot
>>581477081>not a single pube peeking outget the hell outta here with that crap
I love Misuzu
>>581476939Sex Kikyou
>>581477081Hottest swimsuit design by a large margin.
Anime sensei doesn't look THAT bad. The anime's real problem is mostly on the dogshit direction
>>581477173she's obviously the type to wax
>>581476956Don't be a prude faggot
>spam yuri>reply to yourself with "why is it always yuri">ban evades with your shitporn>reply to yourself with "why is it always nig?"monke's daily activities.
>>581477173>pubes
>>581477263hyakkyakers go all natural, everyone knows this
>>581476939A cat is fine too
Rio's leftover is oVErHeaTEd in the microwave
>>581477234Theres unironically not enough sensei and too much Shiroko. That's the biggest crime.
Does Descartes speak with a french accent, i wonder
>>581476939The losing heroine has won today!
Hina should fly
>>581477173Kikyou would shave especially if she's wearing a swimsuit. Retard.
>>581475829The anime is objectively bad, you would know it if you read vol 1 and Hoshino's momotalks.
FREE REISA
raise your SKikyou
>>581477671What is she used for?
I want to make her the mother of my children.
Would Kikyou and Reisa get along?
>>581477648Rape
>>581477751Sex
>>581475829Vol 1 is just really uninteresting to borderline shit but I do agree with you.
>>581477671I have never seen her used anywhere
i wish kikyou was more popular
take a sip
>>581477648Its her, Uzawa Racer
The fuck you mean not even Shimiko knows about Perorodzilla
Uzawa Racist
MY CURRENT FAVOURITE MANGA GOT CANCELLEDAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581477173Better?
>>581477975What manga, Moi?
Reisa is weird
>>581477975Which is it so I can laugh
>>581477909>The type of greed they talk about in the Bible
>>581478198And? I want her to be more popular
>>581477931The urban legend kinda faded out naturally, but the real perorozilla situation is only known by the glowies and the elves (and obviously, sensei)
Babuzawa Reisa
>>581478035>>581478074Life-man.
There are 4 crows. Aru must not get hit by 2. Explain how she always gets hit by 2. Explain that.
>>581473861>midori need sex>momoi years>ao real
This is what sensei should be like
>>581478454sugoijanai
>>581477931It was a memorable article, the news about it got additional notoriety for being recalled and then never reissued. Im sure you remember bizarre news articles like the Lorena Bobbitt story for how outlandish it was.What I find curious is how convenient that their VP is mentioned having returned but never shown, and they preemptively gave an excuse for her to not appear in any upcoming events for the foreseeable future, and of course she didnt appear at all in PV7.
Natsume flopped
>>581478394Never heard of it and it looks like some shit. No wonder it was cancelled.
>>581478576Who?
>Elvas and Sensei (CIA) can just suppress info whenever they want
>>581478658Only the elvesYou couldnt suppress the video of you running naked through the field
>>581478394Become... Life-man.
>>581478658Except if the info is to slander Sensei, for some reason
>>581478730FUCK
>>581478394>called life-man>dies
>>581478394Onepunch Man and its consequences have been a disaster for manga.
>>581478967It's a doggy dog world.
>>581478840>lore final boss is the manifestation of all of the sensei rumors those fucking cats keep spreading
>>581476297where to find a kisaki gf?
>>581479147>boss leaves to go molest brown students
https://x.com/3K_W_CP/status/2100936035144450442
/bag/ has the best nonnies to ___
I find it hard to believe the biggest limiting factor to upgrading my girls is Credits of all things. All the upgrades are so damn expensive and you barely get enough.
The GSC President is a total fake.
Are you excited for anime s2 spring 2027 /bag/?
>>581479583They should adapt the gamers manga, it's one of the best takes on BA ever
>>581479541You don't need to max every skill, lvl 7 is usually enough.
>>581479583Only if we get a cute sensei
>>581479541it's definitely a factor for endgame players. I've ran out multiple times in the past
>>581479583I'm ready to get the free gibs then proceed to skip the whole thing./bag/'s first watchalong was a humiliation ritual.Fool me once shame on me.Fool me twice, cut my balls off.
>>581478335At least wish for Renge for more popularity, so you’ll get an increase of Kikyou most popular threesome pairing art
>>581479810>gookako anon>ballsChoose one
>>581479810>/bag/'s first watchalong was a humiliation ritual.>That one SEAjeet who was spamming the chat saying it was hype
>>581479257>fielding Iori and Karin has a unique mechanic that permastuns them but puts senseiboss in groggy immediately. You then get an unskippable footlicking cutscene which cannot be sped up or paused, and lasts long enough to time out your attempt
>>581479847renge sucks
Should I max my MMomoi?
>>581479927Calm down Kojima
>>581479809I'm always broke. Is it even worth it to do commissions? Seems like events give a lot.>>581479741You need the EX at max at least.
>>581479810now why would you say that
>>581478394Because he has a life and is a man?
>>581480107Because if you truly think that Yostar can create a good adaption then you're a fool of the highest degree.
>>581479583I haven't watched a modern anime in almost 14 years.
>>581480036why haven't you already?
>>581480290What a poser
>>581479979my dick
Just bee yourself.
>>581479583If yostar animation is behind it then no.
Can you beat Kaya in chess?
>>581480446What's her rating?
>>581480325Alright, what is a good modern anime? If you say Friedan, I know you're a normalfag.
>>581480379Her red skin bits give me the ick
I can beat Kaya
>>581480417Beelieve in the Aoba that beelieves in you
I still want to see Renge link up with Tsurugi so that they can get up to some shenanigans while pursuing youth activities together.
How come daddy Nexon and mommy Yostar won't make another full sibling for us? They went and started families of their own, making these half sister bastards.
>>581473736I hate you I hate you I hate you
>>581480509foid language
>>581480495>can't even spell it properly>calls others normalfagsTrying too hard. Anyway, Ueno-san
>>581479918..
Sensei... do you accept this gift?
>>581480441What if it's cloverworks?
>>581480867AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581480867Third day of Twitter drama LETS GO
>>581480761You forgot your Midori picture, idiot. Also you didn't answer me, retard.
>>581480867You can't post this on a blueboard.
>>581480509That’s the best part!!!
remembering the time I convinced my IRL friend who only played Nikke and liked hags only to play Blue Archiveand then a month later he told me how he jorked it to Hina, Iroha, Mari and Mutsuki doujins and now owns a Hina plush
Rio will save season 2
>>581480291still gathering more elephs untill Wakaboat
>>581480867I do this, with /bag/
>>581481070Is this like a SEA thing where they tell their IRL friends what they masturbated to last week
>>581480919Unironically die
>>581481070Thank you sensei, it is vital information for me to know about your friend's masturbation habits.
>>581481028I already answered you, zoomie. Ueno-san
Gookako coded thread
>>581481139>>581480867wtf
Why are Fubukiposters so mean?
>>581481291>zoomieI'm old enough to be your dad probably.
>>581473631I'm saying this!
>>581481356>>581429505Starting to notice
Suou
>>581481234...hey
>>581478394you can't be serious>>581478804>>581478967>>581480126KEK
>>581481214what's the appeal of this
>>581481214Not a G'ako poster but...
2003 was 23 years agoYou're old
>>581481387Name your favorite anime then
>>581481528The fact that gookakofags and mikafags are obsessed with it should tell you everything you need to know
>>581481581Evangelion.
These mfs will pick the most obscure shit as thei fav manga.Meanwhile I'm a dbz fan
>>581478394>MangaplusYup, no surprises there.
>>581480495I liked Dorohedoro
My favorite manga? That one that was released in the early 2000s and is considered a cult classic.
anime and vidyas arent fun anymore
>>581479541Yuh, I rarely run out of purple bluerays or tech notes, but I run out of credits all the time. Every raid I zero my credits because there's always some student to raise. But I've been playing for like 9 months so maybe that's why
>>581481667Pfffffft the evafag calling others normalfags. Now that's hilarious
Cringe, had to settle for shit score after 40 minutes of crow resets. And standard Aru team is endless crit malding.
Please… anons, I’m starving… I need lewd Hoshino, Kisaki, or Shunny…I beg of you, fulfill this humble old sensei’s request…
>>581480495Dungeon Meshi and that's only because the source material is perfect
>>581481870gelbooru is two blocks down
>>581481870You’re getting hag Shun, and you’re gonna like it!!!
>>581481407Hi
>>581481846I expected 40.5k from you I'm disappointed son
>>581481904Based
>>581481870
>>581482000I’m afraid this old oji-san can’t make the trip anymore, youngster…
>>581482027The highest D.Aru team I can find is 4032
>>581482080This seems to be more his speed
>>581481430notice what? that I love mocking moralfagging retards? Just like some retards who think BA is for pedos? I prefer that rather caring about monkey's daily erp falseflag.
>>581481581I hate to say this. I don't think I have a favorite. I have strong feelings for The Slayers/Orphen and GunXSword. I use to like Cowboy Bebop but time has made me dislike Spike as I grow older.
>>581482296Nah, Shun (big) is all he's gonna get from me
>>581480495>Hanazakari no Kimitachi eWatched this recently and I liked it.
>>581482335>I prefer that rather caring aboutOf course
>>581481870Here ya go
>>581481904I was following Dungeon Meshi as it was releasing. I'm honestly super surprised how it was amazing from beginning to end. A true W for nip writing which is super surprising. Highly Recommend the manga.
>>581482598chwey love
>>581482160Aaaand I got just that on the first try on the second ticket. 40k borrow tax.
Are you excited for the chink summer?
>>581481904>>581482667I binged it when it endedreally wasn't expecting it to be as good as it was
God just imagining Adult Shun peeing on my cock while she looks at me with that slutty face is making me hard as a rock
Anyone buying new iPhone?
>>581482667Yeah I was honestly expecting a disaster by the end but it actually stuck the landingBonus points for not giving into the shipperfags either
>>581482843You mean teenage Shun. We don't know what adult Shun would look like yet.
>>581482848I'm sure some people will be buying it, yeah
>>581482848You're a moron if you buy it now.Wait for next year where it's sold at a discount
>>581483028You're a moron if you buy apple products at all.
>>581482848My one from a few years ago works just fine.
shun is an adult
>>581483107whata wrong with apple juice
>itoddlers
>>581482848waiting for duo
Helping anons ___
>>581483170>whata wrongSomeone get this Italian outta here
>>581483107At least Apple pretends to care about my privacy
>>581482801This image makes my pp the big PP, but not because of the image itself, but because it reminds me of the doujin of shunny+rumi-chan having sex with sensei
>buying apple in 2k26
>>581483216
coom in Nozoom.
>>581480495I'll name 3 for each year from 2020 to 20262020>Ishuzoku Reviewers>Maou-jou de Oyasumi>Majo no Tabitabi2021>Mushoku Tensei>Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi>Sonny Boy2022>Akiba Meido Sensou>Bocchi the Rock>Kunoichi Tsubaki no Mune no Uchi2023>Kimi no Koto ga Dai Dai Dai Dai Daisuki na 100-nin no Kanojo>Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama Katsudou>Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta2024>Dungeon no Naka no Hito>Make Heroine ga Oosugiru>Kono Sekai wa Fukanzen Sugiru2025>Hibi wa Sugiredo Meshi Umashi>Medalist>Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi2026>Reiwa no Dara-san>Tongari Boushi no Atelier>Yowayowa Sensei
>>581483235Win?
>There are actually Android users in this general…No wonder you guys are virgins
>>581483478GUH
Who invited the reviewer?
>bocchi mentionedcollab when?
Sox.Wof yeebuukee.
Jesus Christ... that is some SHIT taste.
bloo arkhighyv?
hoshino must fry
>>581483615that's a wrong bocchi
Jumby my beloved...
>>581480495botchi
>>581483216>>581483407this satania looks different
Why does Shun make me go so feral, I just wanna pin her down and go to town whenever I see her?
We love androids here
>>581483720Wahaha
>>581483702... onto my bed!
>>581483838>pin her downthat's not how it works
>>581482007>850x1217
>>581477519>Hina should fly>>581483702>hoshino must fryI made both of these posts
>Your Studentwife>Do you like pubes?
>>581483903she's dead, jim
>>581482007>>581483960Is that an adult vagina?Without pubes?In 2026?
>>581483478holy PIG bluh
>>581484035i like them only when the curtains match the drapes, in this case green
>pubesGET THE FUCK OUTTA HERETHERE ARE NO PUBES IN KIVOTOSEVERY STUDENTS IS SMOOTH DOWN THERE
>>581483954Shun is the hardest powerbottom in this game, she would let me do whatever I want to her.
who's posting shun (adult) and why not her real version
Blue Forest
>>581484035Fuck no. Women should not have a strand of hair below eyelashes.
>>581484045I'll never forget her
>it's another pube discussion episodeoh brother
Student who would make a lucky charm for sensei out of their pubes?
only neets get to have pubesa careerwoman like shun shaves everyday
>>581484139You would the Stoat?
>>581484317retard
>careerwomanjust cuck my shit up
>>581484196If you can't love her as a hag you don't deserve her as a loli
>>581484304Is that a thing? Why do women believe in shit like this but NOT Jesus Christ?
>>581484215
Fuck the police.
I've been called gay hundreds of times here but I dare a /bag/got to call me gay straight to my face when I say students should have pubes.
posting real version of Shun
>>581484352yes but she is not my studentwife
>>581474650
>>581484514guh
>>581484456
>>581484563Fujo?The child?
>>581484594Finally, a non sloppy version
Finally, an elf
>>581480960>bocchi>spy x family>as well other good top animeacceptable if Nexon has money for it.
>>581484594Ayane should wear contacts
>>581484439I want her to toggle between the both forms midcoitus
>bocchi>spy x familyPlease tell me this is a falseflag
>>581484459>next student to shoot senseinegligent discharge
>>581484304Kanoe
>>581484737you shut your whore mouth
i wish i could bake a tasty treat for suou
>>581484843What's wrong with spy x family?
nnut
>>581484454Do zoomers not know of kissxsis?
>>581484975I can't breed
>my new dehumidifier arrivedI WONNED
>>581484843May as well add Frieren for the normalfag trifecta.>>581483496>A bunch of shows with yuribaitno thanks
>>581484658i hope my internet cooperates, i'm surprised i can browse at all here
>>581484594EZ low self esteem pump and dump.
>>581484973I do this with my grandmother, she's almost deaf. always funny
>>581484975NothingWe are on reddit right?
I just finished day 2 of it and P2VEx has been excellent so far. It's honestly competing for my favorite volume in the game.I really never expected they would handle FOX this well, I thought they'd be throwaway content. Future looks bright to me.
Akane Love!Akanelatte
Sora lost
>>581485154isn't this child labour
>>581485220Her virginity to me
>>581485078Mmm student piss...
>>581484476No one would call you straight to your face, homo.
bocchi is good and BA-core. we're getting that collab soon
Real Sensei watch Ojamajo Doremi with Momoi at bedtime.
>>581485370KEKbodied that freak
>>581484454Mobile Suit Gundam did it first
>>581485078But it's soon winter when you'll be needing a humidifier....
>>581485078>jungle people in my /bag/
>>581485394I never finished the last season of that.
you ever entered a thread and while writing a reply you realized you dont care enough about the topic so you stopped writing and closed the tab instead?
I am brown
>>581485335Love students with big foreheads
I really do believe that Haruka would have murdered him if Aru hadn't stopped her. Are there any other students as fanatically loyal?
/bag/ if you don't start talking about BA I'll star dooming
>>581485539>>581485554I live in an old building and it's fall in Europe (or it will be in a couple of days). It's fine in winter (if it's actually cold outside)
>>581485610happens a lot
>>581485610I do this and also I watch videos, get a minute in, realise I don't care and then close the tab
>>581485610Only when I'm writing a joke but can't get the wording right.
K-ON! is better
>>581485728I just talked about the game, reply to my post or elseNot this one
>>581484843Genuinely what's wrong with spy x family? Both BA and the show have the same sol quality.
>>581485704I think Haruka is one of the few students who could kill and not feel bad about it.
This new hour will be dedicated to gogurtposting
>>581485728>star dooming
K-On more like Gay-On
no
>>581485610The pubes discourse really bruised you huh?
>>581485728Weren't we getting the fish students on Wednesday? Was I lied to
>>581486093FUCK I need this
>>581486170no you don't
Done with raid>rank 3000 on fridayThis is just horrible.
>>581486015This new bullet will be dedicated to the gogurtmafia
>>581485774As an American, I should inform you that air conditioners dehumidify the air as part of their function.
>>581485905It's not 20 years old and thus too new for my brain.
>>581486237proof?
>Everyone here has a jungle down there
>>581485905Being on netflix exposed it to normies who hate anime/manga and have shit opinions. Those people will torpedo any discussion they come across that fall outside of a narrow range of opinions, so they've been a net-negative for Spy X Family and anime communities in general
>>581486093Yes but since today is Nips warcrime day, no announcement was made.Wait in 9 or 11 hours I guess.
>>581485610Sometimes I type out a long reply, realize it's not worth it, and close the reply window.
>>581486307You already lost
>>581486310I was gonna mention that too, my AC unit has a Dry function. Why buy a separate unit just for that?
>>581486340none... but no doubts either!
I double down on whatever gay internet argument I'm having then close the tab viewing the replies in the archive at some point in the future.
>>581486310>As an Americanstopped reading there>>581486486More expensive, plus I'm only renting this shitty flat. I'm not investing into AC here, I bought a portable dehumidifier that does what I need it to do
>>581486403And I will ‘gurt every single one of them so they get all crusty
>>581486462Gogurt shall never win
>>581486403Damn that's crazy. Anyway, I'm gonna ask all of them to shave because I'll be conducting an inspection tomorrow
>>581486718>flatDarling is... BRITISH?!
>>581486921Or australian
>>581486772
Darling is Albanian actually
>>581486539oh yeah?
>>581486419Ah it's an announcement-only thingy? I am guessing it's gonna be available in 2 weeks or so, right? Thick beluga wife soon...
>>581486876In Hyakki culture, shaved nether regions is considered whorelike behavior, so they will politely decline
>>581487024
>>581486718>too expensive
>>581487128>so they will politely declineSo they don't love then, huh? I see...
>>581487101What?What the hell are you even talking about, Kotone was released just a month ago, and will be out on global in like 3 months.
>>581487101I saw that
>>581487101
[Devastating news] Follow-up on >>579443891. It's now been one full month. The only newfag /bag/ got on JP this year has quit the game.
>>581487268IT'S NOT FOR GLOBAL?
>>581486410BA is also on Steam, so it’s been exposed to normies too. Have you seen the current BA rating there? Who cares about some loud fandom when the content is what matters more?
>>581487321
>>581487321fate of the dekinai
>>581487469I refuse to open and read that.
https://youtu.be/5AaYriEA8V0This PV is sprinkled with fake events that never happened.
>>581487620He kept using jp terms so I doubt he was an EOP. It's a great loss.>>581487469Add Hina to this pic for these lads.
>>581487336Global haven't even gone through summer chink and summer pandemonium yet, fuck made you think we will get Kotone this soon.
>>581487957I don't have the attention span to click
>>581485220>>581485335
>>581487967Wingholes are very ero
>>581487246>So they don't love then
>>581488010Disappointment. I think I ate too many JP spoilers in these threads
coom in doomrope in hope
>>581487469For me, its the tears on the last note.
>>581488286This is your worst one yet!
>>581487957>The thumbnailheh, local schizo is going to have a freakout.Also chinks always deliver.
>>581488286O MAI GOTTOIT'S A NI-
>>581488434Nagi-chan looks like she's about to rap.
>>581488434Imagine seeing a picture of the summer tea party event, and the first thing you think about is the local schizoWhat causes this?
>>581488286This is your best one yet!
>>581488286>>581488382heehee
>>581488434Nagi-chan looks like she's about to rape
>>581488535
>>581488526>say nigger>get banned for racism>say gook>nothing happensI DEMAND to be called SouthKoreanAko from now on
>>581488702pure sex
>>581488434Unlimited rollcake punishment
> be me, 23> fucking this older student, she's around 35> getbusycoomingorgetbusydying> suddenly she grabs my face and leans close> wispers 'come for mommy baby boy'> sit there frozen in complete shock> jizz the biggest load of my lifeGuys I am no longer attracted to students below my age, this bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
>>581488286my chigga descartes
>>581488286This is!
So who wonned? Who losted?
>>581488286this thinks!
>>581488558wow you are correct, it's time to ignore xim calling it twitter drama slop since I'm certain it's a schizo behind it!
>>581489215Mikanons look like this? >>581489316Or this?
>>581489389we don't care about izzat here sar
>>581489453You are not capable of doing that
>>581486410Who the fuck cares about any of that? I watch whatever I want
>>581489558You first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhkn5Qo2_4>you can now do 200 million on crab with Otogi teamEimi WHO?
>>581489389I won because I slept with my studentwife, but I lost because I lost my virginity to her…
OUR Sensei.
>>581489389>>581489543 this one lost
>>581489696Comrade Momoi...
>redeem izzat sar[-]
>>581485610>write something that seems really cool at first>realize mid-sentence that it's actually very cringe
>>581489518They wish
Any trophy husband Senseis here?
>>581489943Mindbroken
>>581489659>ue60 ogogi>ue30 Kurumi and sIbuki>ue40 Niko and bYuzuuhhh....
child pussy
>>581490118That wasn't me
avade gadre
>>581489696
avant cringe
>>581490104yes
>>581490338Himari lost
The only good big titty students are Hasumi and and Satsuki, there is, I said it.
>>581490160based fed aveder
>>581490104>KisakiJust like China her actual finances are a mystery and they all might be fake>NagisaActually rich but probably super stingy>MakotoRetarded>YukariHer wealth might not last that long if you don't invest it, Japan has fallen, billions must die>NonomiUsing credit is not a good indicative and Abydos is a shithole, still she'll probably always treat you well no matter what
>That wasn't me-ACK
>>581490104seia isn't there because the word "choose" is in the caption
>>581490338
>redeem izzat sar[+]
>>581490702>>581490118Samefag wasting image slots on useless newfag screenshots.
why does Mutsuki give me the hardest boners and why can't I find a woman like that irl?
>>581490965Tell us more
>>581491007You can but law might not like it
>>581490965Don't bother, he's probably gonna post it on every thread for some time, see >>581489558
>>581490195Imagine seeing a normal picture of Mika and the first thing you do is to spam agp larp, yuri, 3dpd slop, falseflag, while also monitoring the thread for at least 12 hours a day and you’ve been doing it for at least three months.What causes this?
Uhhh, my right to free speech? Hello?
>>581491110That's also not me
Is this accurate and in-line with the characters?
>>581490215So punchable
>>581491172Deeznuts-sensei...
>>581491074>>581490965Every thread until you kill yourself monkey.
>>581490582Despite being an old money family, the Kadenokouji family seems to be surprisingly business and politically savvy, considering they want Yukari to get hitched to you.
>>581491253Nah I just think you're acting cringe.
Magic is not real btw
>>581491253But /bag/ said no one gave him attention.
>t.
>mhmm hmmm hmhm
>>581491253This is the approach that was attempted with monkey 1. The result was 4 years of the same back and forth every day.Don't act surprised when you get the same result with monkey 2.
>>581491449Oh yeah, explain this?
Reisa huh?
>>581488286you have gone too far.
Give him a fourth imageless reply, he'll never see it coming.
guh for a moment
>>581491710Where's your image?
>>581491775i am so fucked up man
>>581491317
Someone's really bored.
>>581491574SHA!!!
>>581491892>seiafags too
>>581491074>link a post telling someone he's not capable of doing that>while also doing the same thingThis is some kind of ironic post
Strawberry shortcake isn't real.
Iroha fucked
>mfw just realized UE40ing my supports is as important as UE60ing my DPSYou fucks never warned me!
>>581491901That bird fucking dreams about this every night
>>581492290The newfag guide?
>>581492290Was it not obvious?
>>581492290Depends on the support. Most striker supports don't need that.
>>581492290In some ways more important
>>581492206noticeable chinese influence in the design
Remember to not abuse Reisa support, learn to not be reliant on her. Reisa is not your mother.
>>581492206They should've kept the extra long twintails.
>>581492849 (me)In fact, all students are not your mother, especially Ibuki
>>581491575Damn Mika is so powerful, she mindbroke 2 schizos and one pedo youtuber.
>go to sleep at 30>wake up at 109i hate this season
>>581491775I need this
>>581493069kek I laughed.
why does mutsuki keep leaving her panties around... is she stupid?
>>581492290>multiplication is better than additionJust you wait until we get to exponents.
>>581493069Pretty sure the second one got mindbroken by people not wanting to leave /bag/ and his home dying. Mika is just a tool for him.
>>581493069I guess that's your answer then. At least we know what to expect.
>>581493113>wake up at 109You must've been REALLY tired
>>581493163nuh uh
Remember the time when Momoi wasn't treated like>Hahaha I'm a funny character, I'm just around to make funny situations and I am close to Aris And more of>I will get you what I want and I'll work for it! Hey you, our interests align, follow me!
>>581493113what are your units, good sir30 feet per doughnut hole?109 drops of cum?
>>581493318>WeYou don't represent me
>have to go outside fuck my gookako life
>>581491574sex
>>581493056WRONG!!!
>>581493542we don't call them units here
Mika's tits isn't huge.
>>581493318>weThe ultimate shibboleth
>>581493570guh
>>581493645Fine fine, what kind of heroes or servants or characters or guns or botes or dolls?
This is the most charismatic girl of blue archive btw.
>>581493550>>581493670Anyone who was here when the first monkey was around knows what to expect.
Man I'm not even a pissfag but for some reason I just fapped to getting ridden by Shun and getting pissed on after she cums and it might've been the greatest nut I've had in the past year
I'm so fucking sick of the new team and their white hair fetish.
If Black Suit had the same personality and looked like this...would you?
>>581494003What to expect? Why do you always give vague answer?I don't care about your old trauma.
>>581493958And top 3 best kisser
I don't like how immature sensei becomes lately.
>>581494170Top 5 material.
Bros what's with the social stigma BA players have? Is it so wrong to like kdmkGookAko99.png
>>581494221Oh, he knows a great deal about...that time. And he'll continue to reply, but I'm afraid it won't be the answer you seek...
>>581487967I could pass if I had thiose clothes
white, short haired girl with glasses and 3 feet (who is a dork) will be the next student and you VVILL like it
>>581491901The Kadenokouji bloodline is in good hands (mine).My genes are very recessive, after all.
Gotta be honest here. Iroha is literally the perfect woman.
>>581494391>thioseesl schizo, are you having a nervous?
Is Momoi more powerful than Kaiser in terms of influence if we go by the Manga?
>>581494510In Bizarro world
>>581494107It’s feral reaction to seeing Shun, you’re just following your instincts
>>581494370Kek, damn you vagueposting Noa
>>581494586In every world, especially this one!
>>581494545She's powerful against my dick all right
>>581494595There's just something so hot about mature women wetting themselves in pleasure
>>581494528>are you having a nervousMaybe he just have big hands, I have the same problem hitting two keys at same time
Hydration break
>>581494452
[Sound Effect: Strained, high-pitched groaning sound of an over-inflated balloon or tight valve stretching, followed by a sudden "Ouch!"]Announcer (Playful, knowing tone):Hey buddy. Is something down there getting a little too big for its own good? Is it expanding, crowded, and making you look like a fountain that barely trickles? Worst of all... does it absolutely sting when you try to turn the faucet on? Don't just sit there waiting around. It's time to take control of your expanding situation.[Sound Effect: Cheerful, squeaky "Momo and Friends" video game style music fades in]Announcer:Unblock yourself with Peroro’s Flow Blend, inspired by your favorite white bird from Momo Friends! Just like Peroro loves to open his mouth wide and stick out his tongue, this completely natural herbal supplement helps ease that swollen, tight pressure so everything flows smoothly, freely, and completely pain-free. No harsh chemicals, just pure, cute comfort.Don't let the swelling hold you back! Grab Peroro’s Flow Blend online or at natural health retailers today.
>>581494452I will save Kokuriko by showing her the joys of childbirth
>>581487957Huh China is only 1 year behind now?They used to be 2 years behind Global and 3 years behind JP
It's 2026, Nonomi's backstory isn't explored. No updates on idiots club and Koharu remained irrelevant. GDD doesn't have a sound designer and Midori is still irrelevant. Ayame isn't awake and Yukari isn't solving her lineage issue. Volume 6 isn't remade.
>>581494906>Maybe he just have
>>581495015
>>581495015Kino. Ship that shit right now.
>>581495169I really wish the game didn't fucking waste Hifumi like how they wasted Momoi.
>>581473125I look like and act like this
>>581494986There’s a reason the wide bride guy doesn’t like Mine >>581403263
>>581495015Lol
Give me your ideas on how will the game continue Hifumi's story now that she's teaching arius idiots.
>>581490104Yes, cute hung femboy here. Older ladies irl love me.
>>581494170Would be very funny if she flirted with you in front of other students like Toki does. Hoshino would go Terror again trying to kill her
chise.
>open cafe>students dissing my cafe>againI'm trying, ok? I don't have an eye for feminine activities.
>>581495529She fights Thermythe pink
>>581495169>Koharu remained irrelevantKoharu is everyone's friend and shows up in almost every event.
>>581494393unlike pinks they have realistic personalities
>>581495169NOOOO THE STATUS QUOOOOOOOO
It’s 2026, Iroha still doesn’t have a second alt
Reset for chise
>>581496034Truly a travesty.
>>581495858>Thermythe
/bag/ flopped
...on my bed?
>>581477931Its a reoccurring theme in Blue Archive that no one pays attentionNo one reads the newsNo one knows who the president isNo one knows shit about anythingThe Hyakkayoran disbanded three months ago, and somehow no one remembers what they look like two weeks later
look on my works ye mighty and despair
>>581493651Proof?
>>581496034>Shimiko AND Chihiro still have no alt
>>581496126I also tend to obscure my innate ESLness behind flowery language. It's quite unfortunate when it backfires.
When is the new students announcement? Tomorrow?
I want Nagi to mommy-dom me.
>>581496208Wow it's just like real life
>>581496126
>>581496274Soon
>>581496361>not a single person can remember what Blue GSC President looks like despite working with her for years in the prologue>Except Rin
>>581496387>soundpost>no audio
>>581495169>Yukari isn't solving her lineage issueI solved that already?
>>581496569
>>581496228Do you wanna see?
the mind control reality warp power was already at workonly SUPERHUMANS can look at the General Student Council President and ask who the fuck are you
>>581496274they will sell it as skins
Does the MTL patch cover all of the new story so far?
still appalled at how retarded they had to be to not give Iroha a dress, not even an alt sprite
>>581496832This is exactly why Stella Sora flopped
It pisses me off whenever they don't give a character a scene-appropriate outfit.WHERE IS SWIMSUIT MINA
>>581496854
>>581496895cutie
>A lot of Arius students likes Hifumi >Being away from peroro is causing her stress.>A trumpet angel is somehow still around and gained sentience.>Said angel tried to possess Hifumi.>The angel pissed herself when she realize Hifumi have a twisted personality when she is without peroro.>Hifumi solo-ed the angel and a student happens to see it.You like my setup for next arius chapter?
>>581497078Didn't have the budget for it
>>581496895nobody cares about Iroha dude
It's 2026. There are still no CGs of Hifumi hugging and kissing me. Blue Archive needs to do better.
>>581497078Real question is why did they include Reijo in the pv while she never went with them
>>581497284no gay person maybe
It's 2026. Gookako is yet to be canon. Blue Archive needs to do better.
>>581497078>Schizo Theory TimeMina’s eye scar is actually make up, so she refuses to go in the water because it’ll mess up her cool fake scar
>>581495216Yeah? I'm not him but these shit small keyboards are a scam
>>581497078Same with kodomo Mina. Maybe they think its too soon for her to get an alt sprite? Idk
>>581497240This is problematic
>>581495858Hifumi and Mika's VAs being precure together and doing this...
[Important news]
>>581497452wtf I have the same keyboard
>>581497240This is me with anon
>>581497624No it's not
>>581496387Fuck off monkey.
Smartly now, Barnaby! Don’t just stand there flapping your gums like a landlubber! Weigh anchor and hoist the Jolly Roger, or by the powers, I'll clap ye in irons and leave ye to rot in the brig with nothing but hardtack and weevils! If we take this prize, there'll be plenty of grog to go around, and we’ll all be living like kings on a desert isle!"
>>581497514this is important news, but it isn't BA news
>>581497452>>581497592kek I also have that mechanical keyboard
The old team would pay off the Hifumi is Faust joke as an actually foreshadowing.
>>581497721It is BA news because we can get a tilcayo student!
>>581495745I don't know who this girl is, but she looks like she's made of CHISE hahahaha
>>581497731The old team is filled with hacks that let Perorodzilla lose even though it's superior to Kaitenkek in every way. They can't write for shit.
I am not excited for AO because the game has a designed MC which makes my self insert autism go limp. Id rather just confirmed male no design. Hope RX does that. Blue Archive.
>>581497779dudeweedLMAO
>>581497940Bro your doodle-sensei?
ok Hifumi let's get you to bed
>>581498059Thats literally me so its ok
I wonder why ps68 is willing to keep Haruka around since she fuck things up too much.
>>581498202Ask your mother, I think she might have an answer
>>581498202she fucks me too much
>>581498202Didn't read the story awardDoesn't understand human emotions award
>>581498289God damn.
>>581497940That's fair. I'm not touching anything by those clowns because they've more than demonstrated malicious intent for BA through this whole debacle with the stolen assets, Project KV as their first attempt steal players from BA, and now AO as their second.
>>581498202She's actually the strongest among them.
>>581498289oof
>>581498202Haruka will one day rule gehenna.
>>581498289genuinely good replykeep it up.
>>581497940BasedAlso honestly the vast majority of the designs are uninspired, it'll probably be a middling success that might or might not explode after a while but I'm never touching another gacha again
>>5814974543 years is plenty of time.Don't make me become MinaSchizo, Nexon
Chiset
>>581498439>assets completely unrelated to BA>if someone leaves they're never allowed to make another game againWhat's RX planning to do again?
This is concerning.
Ohnonono resetposters????
>>581498705>>581498705>>581498705
treeset
airiset
>>581497943Such a great ending to the mini story. Perfect.
>>581498448Kayoko > Haruka > Aru > Mutsuki
>>581499247There's no evidence that Kayoko is the strongest.>b-but TEShe was clearly the brains.
>>581474147Boy.
>>581495529Hifumi will stage a full-fledged armed assault on Wildhunt in search for the legendary production prototype of Peroro
Friday
>FridayHIT IT
Hikari
Dangerous
