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ikuno.................dictus
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>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=shiwudesu+umamusume+did shiwudesu actually go absolutely batshit insane?
A U T I S M
>>581482005Forgor comparison pic
mare ninja
wahey
>>581482176>76
I can't look at Super Creek anymore without thinking about porn of her being pregnant and lactating. Fuck.
Digitan LOVE
I OVERSLEPT RESET FUCK
>>581482276do they ever make wit cards with higher energy recoveryno mambo does not count I mean a good card
>>581482371>Super Cuck
Umas for this feel, aside from Scarlet and Vodka?
>+11 tokens for first win>+1 token after>139 days of non-stop single legend race to get Bourbon for freeFuck my life
>>581481834>>581482159Must be a mix of all these factors, no idea how else to explain it. NV suffers from the same shite gameplay, but the writing holds things up a LOT, just like with the originals, it has teeth and bite to it making it interesting, unlike FO3.>>581482360GOOD CHRIST
uhhhhh bwos?? where is my trainee taking me...?
>>581482543golshi and torena
>>581482543Still in Love and Mejiro Hag or Admire Groove
>>581482563its okay when delinquent boys do it
>>581482548i had to do the same for taiki, ganbatte anon you will make it
how is this possible
>>581482543HishiAma and Narita Brian
*un-gays you
>>581482563Gay rape
>>581482850that stupid fucking beanie and the fuzzy hair is so cute and attractive and I got no idea why
>>581482371https://files.catbox.moe/jec4ve.png
Don't forget to do your summer training!
>>581482809probably basically 0 fan bonus in your deck
>>581482549It's unironically one of my favorite animes ever. I've been a VN fag my whole life and even read the manga of it whilst I was on /a/ at the time. I've followed Wakaki and his recent work isn't that great unfortunatelyUmamusume gives me kaminomi vibes now that I think about it
>>581482952ohhh, so that's what they did after the dance competition
>>581482952I started furiously jacking off after seeing this image. My boss proceeded to take my phone away from me but he said it's sfw so it's okay and gave it back to me
>>581482881>short hairUgly uma >>581482952>fucking a mutt
At Belmont!
>>581482850(They had sex all night after this)
>>581483013HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>581482881>ugly boyanon...
>>581483043Stop traveling
>>581483043>pixel anon is (one) stego chadumazing...
is it gay to love manly umas with deep voices
>>581483330>putting your dick in crazy
>>581482952Kingu would do this>>581483330Golshi wouldn't do this
>>581482983Yeah, his earlier works and his later works aren't great. TWGOK is his one-hit wonder. Starting to miss my old frequent /a/ threads like TWGOK and Koe no Katachi. Wish I still had that JPN Koe image that made fun of some anon's art.
>>581483401Yes
>>581483043is that an official acrylic or some 3rd party one? Are prints supposed to be this grainy and be on top layer, i.e not sandwiched?
>>581483401fenomenosis...
YOU CAN'T HAVE THE CUPCAKE WITHOUT THE JUICE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
>>581483401it's hella straight
>>581483401No
>Forever young>It's a hag
>>581482525It's a gamble skill over the entire latter half of the midrace. It's like putting your faith in speed star carryover in those mile tracks.
wei weiii
You wouldn't fuck Kashimoto over your own trainee, right?
>>581483769correct
>>581483684Forever Fraud*
>>581483618it's still crazy to me how unsexy jungle pocket islike even with how much skin she shows there isn't a single ounce of sex appeal
>>581483769i think she would die
>>581483769She does not have all that.
WHEN'S EBAYAN JOBBING IS IT IN LIKE 10 HOURS
>>581483567Yeah I haven't been to /a/ in forever and I have a deep nostalgia for 2009-2012. Were you the one making threads? Back then I mostly just lurked them bar the occasional shitpost. I hope the other kaminomi bwos are doing alright...
My feisty Fraud Slayer
Pokke is ugly and unpopular, her VA also sucks
If I wanted to have sex with h*man w*men I wouldn't be playing this shit
Hey retards
>>581483868CB is such a Cute Babe
>>581484102would epic phailia say this
>>581483902her ribs are showing, you are hella gay
>>581483998No, I always found the threads a bit late. I just tried to find posts online from Wakaki to share with other Kaminomi bros. Fat bastard was usually just posting about food, though.
>>581484109so truehowevernot as cute as luna
>>581483902Her design is just oozing with dyke vibes and lack of sexiness. Leopard print, mismatched sock height, aggressive facial expression, unflattering hair color splotch, weird barrettes. They needed to simplify and consolidate her a little bit. Yanko uses some of the same design elements but has a more cohesive look to her so the overdesigned elements don't come off as annoying. Pokke needed another design pass. Remove the blue straps on the skirt, make the entire bottom garment leopard print OR black, not both. Ditch the suspenders. The jacket, belt, top, and gold pins are fine. Socks need to match heights. Boots are ugly but whatever, fine.
>>581483401nah
>>581484102Kys
Hay, queers!
i still cant get monster in the shadows for brian even with the powerlevel of grand live...
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>581483769She does have all that
>>581484102i hate gacha design powercreep
138466691384666913846669
>>581483583It's a bad picture. I'm bad at this, usually don't oshikatsu. >>581483353I'm not the regular pixel guy.
>gaygasaaaaaaaand thread ruinedsee you faggots later during comfy euro hours
>>581484220Hahaha I remember that, I don't know where but I read a documentary about his early life and it's similar to Keima. I believe had a bacherlor's in music which is why the op's were so elaborate. I don't know a single anime op that is an oratorio
>>581484492you call that overdesign? nigga it's a formal party, judging by the background, even my sister dresses about that elaborately
>>581484557the euros are some of the gayest fags heret. knower
>>581484552>I'm not the regular pixel guy.Hence the "one (of multiple)" bit
>>581484557>euro hourssurely you mean german and MAYBE 1-2 guys from another country hours?
You can use various consumables to restore 30TP.
>>581484715name 3
>my trainer (male) showed up with another man
>>581484715I'm not using my chocolates, ever
>>581484715You can kill yourself to restore hope in humanity
>>581484306
>>581479043YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>581484494pleasecm19
>>581484715and you can suck my dick as a reward for supporting all your umadol concertsand you aren't doing that, aren't you, slut?
>>581484557>>581484713What does the autist bloc consist of? Is it just lutherans?
>kita didn't finish>no SSad...
>>581484557this is literally euro hours right nowt. back from work and shitposting>>581484770Curren Chan's Handmade ChocolateTokai Teio's Handmade ChocolateKing Halo's Handmade Chocolate
>>581483401What about feminine uma with deep voice?
>>581484857there's a decent stretch between scarlet wit and bobo power though
>>581484770Toughness 30, Handmade chocolate, Star Fruit
>>581483769ningen pussy > uma pussy
>>581484941>eating handmade chocolateFALCOOOOOOOO
>inner lane cucked again
lmuo (laughing my umanko off)(a common turn of phrase on uma musume imageboards)
curren would probably put needles in her handmade chocolate
>>581484951>large forehead Ugly bimbo
>>581484590I didn't know that. I do remember reading that TWGOK was his last attempt at making something successful due to his earlier failures. Not sure what his plan would be if TWGOK was another failure. Guess that's why the OP was 8 minutes long. Just checked his twitter and that fat son of a bitch is still mostly posting food. Glad some things don't change.
>>581483769Riko has such a sexy voice, I don't know why you can't hear any of her voice lines in the archive.
>>58148449484465907
What's the deal with Falcofag endlessly calling other umas ugly and "trannies"?
>>581484924what are you trying to say to me>>581485207don't ever post again.
>>581485389>no other aces in top 5I know what you are
Banana?
Just mejjing.
Why was McQueen so condescending towards Teio in S2? After the 3rd crippling McQueen was basically gloating that she could still run while Teio had to live with stilts for the rest of her life
>>581485458>joins room>sees his name>comes to thread>posts 'i know who you are'what did he mean by this
>>581485389Please stop doing onomatopoetia in club chat. You were normal during the first stint...
>>581485609esl-kun...
>>581485408No
>>581485408Happy birthday anondacchiClick the speech bubbles on the back fucking idiot
>>581485609he's calling them out for being evil players anon
>>581485576the rich are a disease
https://jiggie.fun/XU8TbGhttps://jiggie.fun/XU8TbGhttps://jiggie.fun/XU8TbG
Should I fuck Sirius' mom?
>>581485408Happy Birthday, Anon!
>>581484857Breathe.He's talking about a card that literally came out less than a year ago on JP. You can save your crashout for a couple of years; the world may not even last that long.
>>581485708Kys v
Thoughts?
>>581485389tyvmmore later maybe
>>581485708>gyarus
>>581485408happy birthday, anon!!!
>>581485268kek I had no idea he was so active online, he posted a kaminomi strip 3 months ago. I'll have to dig through the food posts. I tried watching his marriage anime and I got bored halfway through. I'm due for another kaminomi rewatch soon
/ourgirl/
>>581485907How is runaway front front better than runaway front deboofs
>>581485907Arima KINO
>>581486091The runaway probably isn't an ace anon. The 2 fronts are the aces and you take up the first and second slot and they both accel.
>>581485907Fronts are back baybee
derby
>>581486091two fronts duelling means extra acceleration and skill activation to gain distance on the rest of the pack
>>581485963Talking about it and /a/, I think I'm overdue for a rewatch. Maybe even a reread.
>>581485920Thanks for hosting
just did 100 jumping jacksholy shit I feel like I'm dying
So are any of the remaining horses running in the JCGC any good or are they all jobbers?
>>581485708Brian...
>>581486026who's that on the right
>>581485653I only meowed like twice come on
>>581485535I'd rather they were mahjonging
>>581486183Oh victory cheer is first and second, ok makes sense now.
>>581485907this for cm20? i'm bringing 2 fronts 1 end so that's nice to see
>>581485907>sovl team comp i wanted to do is the lowestI have internal conflict
>>581486227I've watched it maybe 10 times and it holds up imo, he has a timeless writing style and manglobe did a great job before they exploded. I do remember the final arcs dragging in the manga though so I've only read it once but I should reread the early arcs since they're kino
>>581486290MARKED
>>581485408>>581486290Uhh bwo what happened to your carats...?
>>581486267keep at it anon, remember to drink water we're all gonna make it
>>581485907My pace/pace/end comp isn't even here :c
>>581486405If it's on here it's not bad.
umas with this feel?
I love my club
Tachyon LOVE
>>581486516Windy
>>581486516good lord what did these retards do to soppo..........
I'm running front (Kita) pace (hog) and late (Dober) I no longer give a crap about being competitive
>>581486516pokkefenomeno
>>581486530Mambwo...
>>581486267last time i exercised was like 8 months ago, and that was coming off of 2 years of inactivityi'm still scared of feeling my legs give out from 3 sets of 15 squatsthe fact that you are consciously making an effort to keep your health in check is admirable, anonhope your oshi sucks you off in your dreams tonights
>>581486671but that's a competitive team
>>581486409They're peak. There is a time between knowing he is not getting cancelled and getting the anime confirmed where the arcs are just the right length. Before that, they are usually done in 1-2 chapters. After that, I remember storylines starting to drag on and on.
>>581486516Grass Wonder
>>581486516
>>581486267I started doing pushups randomly throughout the day and I can do around ~15 in one go nowI started at like 4-5 in one go
>>581486328Maybe i'm just old but I'd prefer if everyone was following netiquette
so Legacy of the Strong has a really good timing on Arima Kinen, almost the exact same as Dreams donned with pride
>>581487008based redditor
>>581487008Netiquette is stupidOnly rule that matters is the golden one
>>581487023
>>581485907Remember when fronts were declared dead multiple times?
>>581486785Yeah I had no problem with the timeskip of season 2 to season 3 and as much as I'd like an adaptation of the rest it ended just where I wanted it to. I learned the entirety of Chihiro's solo on guitar at the time, I can probably still play it
>>581487023anon, your snipping tool?
>>581487023soulful
>>581487094spot on
>>581487023festas a freakin cutie man
>>581487023Kill wokelizers
>>581487167Damn, you're far more dedicated than I am. All I did was find Chihiro art to post in the old threads.
>>581487170I'm uncircumcised
>>581487020>NSM and N&N frame 1 of late race on longFunni
Mons Huygens is Light Hello's nickname for her umanko
>>581487094You should funpost in the thread and be conformist in club chat t. autist
>>581487541To be fair I was learning every anime op on guitar at that point in my life but the music in the show really kept me engaged (and relatable as a chihirofag)
>Only 4 running in the Jockey Club GoldIs this what Maruzensky felt like?
What a dogshit ass terrible club must be if you can't even meow or use any other 4chan lingo like nyoo or nonny. Imagine having a pathetic failed male old faggot seething and over that and telling you to stop having fun.
>>581487778Maruzen had ALL horses drop and the race be cancelled.
>>581487750umama WILL shit where you eat and you WILL like it
>>581487750>afraid of funposting when a name is attached to your postgrim and soulless
>>581487852>erpingKill yourself
>>581487707Ano!
>>581487852Huh?
>>581487852Neck yourself
>>581487130>Golden Rulewhat's that, Always Piss On Gold Ship?
>>581486530You're cool too Mambro
>>581488079Which Trainee would end up like Light Hello?
>train my own ace>UG2 at best>wife has a crunch week at work and asks me to do ace training for her account so she can relax>UF2, UF2, UG9is this what being a pal card feels like
Scaling [Light Hello's] Mons Pubis
>>581487852This is pathetic dude
>>581486267Thanks to umadol power I can run for 3:55 non-stop at 14km/h
>>581487991nigga that's called a discord!
press the button on him
>>581488201maybe you love your wife more than you love your umas
>>581488321>anon presses my maso switchah~! ahhh~!
>>581488317It's also called a xitter
>>581488014>>581488118>>581488254>>581488321Feeling called out? Did I hit a nerve?The failed male anti fun police is having a melty oh nyoooooo
>>581488201My girlfriend might be better than me at the game, she made a 3.3 sp grass wonder for her team trials lineup yesterday
I love my genius wife!
>>581486516There are a lot of dogs in uma
>>581486516What the fuck
>>581488574Funny how you are afraid to post with your avatar again, talk about a failed male
>>581486516why boner
imagine being a 30 year old man playing a game made to incentive gambling and fucking young girls and using it to ERP with other 30 year olds
>>581488201>>581488579how the hell do you find straight women who play uma
>being in a relationship with n*ngensYou deserved to be raped by Umas
>>581487763You are, or at least were, far too dedicated. Hope you kept up with guitar.
>>581488786You want dom dom? I give you dom dom
>>581486267Specchi...
>>581488786ok im imagining it. what now
>>581488882Meet them on ffxiv and then keep dating them after you both quit ffxiv and play other stuff
>>581489075heh
>>581488786I'm 24
>>581489246heeeeey
>>581489154>if I want to get a gamer gf I have to reinstall ffxiv, which is a dogshit my game>my other options are dead by daylight or v*lorantstaying single it is
Mambo
At this point I'm tempted to bet against Yanko
>>581488903I did not... but I've been doing a lot of things to improve my life this year so I think I'll pick it back up again for the 20th time
>>581489409has a stupid hat
>>581489409Mambo
>>581489246that's even worse, fresh out of college and you're wasting your youth being groomed. tragic.
>>581488786I'm 39.
>>581489310too old for rickey
>>581489409why won't mambo dieit isn't fair
>>581489497Dont say that....>>581489506Machitan
>>581488786>imagine being a 30 year oldI don't have to
>>581489246I'm also 24.... Where did the time go
>>581489706derbies
>>581489646I'd rather imagine myself having sex with Dia
>Do all five borrows.>Only glue one.>Don't get anything better than my current ace.For some reason I feel more annoyed at this than if I had glued all five runs.
>check out Dober's newest Ao3 fic>I'm mentioned by name>She describes me as chubby
>>581489597I told you before, the more you want our downfall, the stronger we become.
easy xog fighting tips:gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble
>>581489154a guy i used to raid with met his girlfriend on WoW only for her to leave him for our ff14 raidleader
>>581488786I'm 34. I've wasted 20 years on this shithole.
>>581488786Fuck you I'm only 27 I'm still young.
>>581489845>A+ew! get away
>>581489845Why you... So A+ shaped?
>>581489779Got any fic recommendations?
>>581488882I almost blogposted to explain it but it was retarded so I deleted it. The short answer is knowing girls who have girl friends themselves, especially if they're nerdy girls with cosplayer/"women in STEM"/book club/artist/etc circles.
We at olive garden again for the never ending pasta bowl
>>581489893I've been on 4chan for almost 20 years too and it's been the best, I'll never ever regret it, don't say it's wasted time
>>581489845Have fun beating up kindergarten children tomorrow anon
>>581488890But umas can't rape dark-skinned men
>>581488786I don't do faggoty shit like erping, but I'm in my late 30s and love cute umas, so I play Uma Musume everyday and dream of her every night.
>>581489845no one cares about your open league seal clubbing, faggot
>>581489976>>581489980Im not sorry
>>581490147YOu have to put an uma or horse in the picture somewhere. Otherwise your blog posting is off topic
>>581490147god i wish i was on an olive garden date with an /uma/ ojii-san...
>>581490261>VA is hotter than the uma
>>581489646don't feel bad beo, my point was being old and using this game to ERP instead of gambling and fantasizing about fucking your trainees
>>581490274damn that's a fine Seiun. Deck?
>>581484930wtf is this deck and parrents
I don't even have any male friends let alone female friends
>>581490147Is that the chicken & gnocchi?
>>581490492Finally, a kindred spirit and someone I can relate to.
>>581490270helios pow for straight descent
i want to fuck young girls
sex with umas
>>581490261WOULD
>>581486516i like how terrible this looks on every level
Are there people unironically edging themselves on A+ just to have access to newbie side and curbstomp them
>>581490651young like mid 20s right
>>581490047Not really. I remember going through the Agnes digital repost stuff and finding some gems. There was a really funny Ramonu fic I liked and a Dream Journey one that's more of a traditional romance that I liked.But I can't go as far as to say I'd recommend them.
>>581488786I'd also like to date and marry them, too. Not just fuck...
>people chat in club so much that you cannot even scroll far enough back to read the entire convoWhy is discord bad again?
>>581490760it is not actually free wins
>>581490760buckbroken niggas, can't take a loss niggas
>>581490760>>581490270sounds like someone forced to play grand live
>>581489552perfect uma for a 24 y/o?
>>581490882cuz youre a trannywhy is teamspeak 2 bad again?why is ICQ/MSN bad again?
>>581490297Ogli is here>>581490376I'm not that old... >>581490515No it's the zuppa toscanaUsed to like chicken and gnocchi more but I think they made the gnocchi bigger which isn't as good
>>581486283iirc all are graded stakes winners
>>581490882you guys joke about club chatting right? you dont actually do it?
>>581490882back in my IRC days you couldn't even see messages sent when you were gone (bouncers are for fags)
>>581490760open leauge is not free in the slightest it's full of demonic creatures and the people bitching about a gamemode they don't play are actually retarded
>>581490884it will be free wins against me
>>581491067so why go there? are 90% of your matches not going to be you griefing noobs? Why not earn your wins in graded for the extra rewards and plat potential?
>>581491219
>>581491079reaching A+ is easyand while there is a way to minmax A+, but skills and stats are actually somewhat equal so you can beat zero skill monster stat umas with just lower stats and right skills
>>581491067yeah idk how people can say its "free" when theres literally a video upthread of a massively min/maxxed pace seuin (???), that's some kind of freak shit im glad i dont have to contend with
>sudden slop/trash post increase
>>581491219milk...
>>581491219you cant post that lad
>>581491016my club chats all the time
should I pull
>>581491219>Kentuckian
>>581491391Me facing xog during r2
>>581491391>the next cinema ticket is on medamn, thanks mr super hero!
help me find out how bad is my new festa, CM19351222313512223135122231
>>581491219>not bouncing on it like a real cowgirlooc
>beating up children in a room>confronted another adult beating up children in the same room>this room is so scary bwos....
>>581491219uhhh
>My pauper ass building Decks
>>581491709
>>581491720>ugly weeb
>>581491219you could had said that without posting this man...
Another one for the collection!
>>581491781welfares are pretty good these days. back in the day my best card was 3lb speed halo now those were good times
>>581491228Because it's more fun to use your entire decklist than it is to play grand live with your dick in your hand because thats the amount of actual control you have over your songs
>>581491979Umm your speed spechan?
>>581492052
>>581490261This is the face of a dangerous woman.
>>581491506love seeing how popular doto became, let's try again212146572121465721214657
>>581491979I took a bit of a break between when the game started and now.I'm taking the game semi-casually as if I attempt to tryhard I go mad.Mediums I at least 'kinda' figured out how to build in GL but if we start talking Longs I'm probably screwed.
>>581491952Nice! Now go for full golden gen
>>581492052>The guy is facing away from the TVRuins the whole point of having footage of her concert in the background.
Hey guys, been locked up for 7 months and just got out of prison. How's the game? Is that NTR schizo still around?
>>581492052>cowgirlCringe
>>581492240DNI
>>581491781If you were building an actual pauper you'd only be allowed to use common cards bro
>>581492052This is a blue board...
>>581492052>>581491219
>>581492176late start from hell
>>581491219Y-you can't post that.
...
>>581492124started after
>>581491979i remember all the people raging in here that they couldnt get MLB sweepy SR... those were better days
>>581491219>>581492052not again...
>>581491219>>581492052
>>581492213maybe just wanted to have umapyoi sang by her as background music
>>581492176vbourbon is a fair and balanced character, a last one337685953376859533768595
>6 songs + 1 carryover before classic year>18 songs before senior summerI've never had that insane luck before when it comes to song RNG. She had nearly 600 speed before classic year, too.
>>581492641Yup, that was me btw!
>>581491793
>>581491219>>581492052Pine Fine I will masturbate on company time
>>581492794>tranny hag
>>581492774Fuck that's good
>>581492124I started after so I don't have her.
>>581492714FUCK THESE LATE STARTS
>>581492760
>>581492641Am I allowed to still rage over the fact that I've been playing since day 1 and STILL don't have MLB flower power?
>>581492774wtf is "dreams donned with pride" from?
I think Taiki is the easiest horse to sexualizeI don't see her as a lustful slut but she seems to be the most willing to fuck at any given time, with no strings attached. That's a lot sexier than just being a horny slut.
>>581493000
>>581492774Based front mcqueen. I hope 950 wit doesn't fuck you over in finals
>>581492984kek. meanwhile im sure youve gotten 20+ copies of basketball ryan.
>>581492774KIMI TO YUME O KAKERU YO NANKAI DATTE
>>581492714Fuuuck I wanted to race against your Nakayama Festa, may we see each other in Group A
>>581492714yeah, this Festa is a CM racist alright, I wanna kms for getting distracted and missing her secret event for nimble... thanks for joining>>581492945better add umastan to all umas lol
>>581492893good morning saar
>>581493162
>>581492774>someone else is running front macky for next cmsnowflake bros... I thought I was special?
CONNECTING
>oh! sexsu?!>mm... OK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcE9Lj7gzg
>>581493325Thanks for hosting. Still don't know what to field alongside vbobo but I've been thinking of just doing a dickpick
>>581493292I hope we do too so you get a free win anon
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>>581488156Katsuragi Ace being a fr*nt only is such a bummer, I cannot play her
>>581493564hallo hallo
>>581493419Taiki is very touchy and affectionate so when she would hug me all the time at some point she would notice my raging bonerHaving sex with Taiki is an inevitability
>>581492903>>581493067This is the first time I'm using her for a CM, too. I figured she had the perfect kit for it thanks to innate Cooldown so I just really needed the stars to align.>I hope 950 wit doesn't fuck you over in finalsYou and me both. Front Savvy thankfully gives her some extra wit but it's not as high as I'd like for it to be. Good enough at least.>>581493000Do you have your emperor Spe-chan ready to go?>>581493208I was pleasantly surprised when that started blaring after her unique procced. Sagittarius2 is going to be a wild ride.>>581493378Depends, is it OG McQueen or anime?
how many more runs until I get my 3stam 2long with good whites
>>581493754You can use her in medium distance league of heros....
>>581493647uhoh
>>581491219>more like TaikiFriendly and more prone to titfuckery?
>>581493889>3 stamjust get 2 stam bwo
>>581493754Forget front only, her original version might as well be runaway only.
Taiki telling me that her family asked her how many children we are planning to have (this is the first time I heard anything about her family from her)
>>581493598>>581493292Glad to see others are also running Festa, good luck on the gamble bros
>>581494057finehow many more runs until I get my 2stam 2long with good whites
>>581494083
>>581493925I just don't like front runners, don't like the trainees, don't like the playstyle, the building, the "you need this, and this, and this, and also this or you are glue". They are just not for me
>>581492714>End FestaI kneel. I just decided to go late with my Festa since I got Med S my 2nd run
>>581494206Just need to get lucky when it matters
>>581493370
>>581494321girls apologizing are so fucking moe...
>>581494292This weekend
>>581494292maybe 12
You can do the rump shaker huh? The air shaker
>>581491219Is Kentucky milk good for you?
>>581493889If it makes you feel any better, I got 3stam 2long with opera, spe and inari recently
>>581494501>girls doing the thing they hate the most is moecorrect!
>swiped 20 pulls in festa>got her finally Actually you know what? I never wanted her, but for some reason i glad i got her
>>581494134Are there runaway specialized supp cards or they share the front ones? I'm not playing either, just looking for enlightenment
>>581493647454602674546026745460267
bad week at workI'm gonna snackif I have to spark nakayama I'm killing myself
>>581494501It's because that only exists in anime
>>581494719now run her this CM
>>581494828
>>581494735Basically the same but even more limited. See ya later, top runner, operation cacao, and a few other close proximity requiring skills become weaker or even useless. Conventional wisdom holds the same, get your dd/pp/aw, get your groundwork/early lead/taking the lead, get high wit, and runaways can look into stacking more late race.
You don't love localizers enough
>>581494719That's how fortune works. You don't get if you don't try, you don't necessarily get what you want (or want what you get), nor what you need. But making something of the cards you're dealt is a skill.
>>581494862Is this CM worthy Festa?
>>581494828rulership isn't in an anime though
>>581495072only 1 way to find out
>>581495072mmmmm nyo
>>581495129ugly and fat
>>581494775720524097205240972052409
>>581495072where is your lucky seven
>>581493647Thanks for hosting, I can sleep peacefully knowing my oshi can win sometimes
Rula has a very puffy umanko
>>581495212something we got in common
>>581494828This is not true, mothers frequently apologize to their sons for not aborting them
>>581494775bwooo I love when Teio has a perfect race from shrewd step to ult
>>581494775Since room host doesn't want to share results...
>>581485907AIIIIIIIIIIEEE THE FRONTGODS FINISHED LOOPING
>>581495475you should just out V like always
>>581495475Uh oh basic blonde bitch
>>581495475Apparently we're not entitled to results.
it's friday nightwhy are you on /uma/
>>581495217>>581494775>lost both roomsHAHAHAHAHA 789
>>581495526>>581495559>>581495576Doxxing just encourages bad behaviour. Maybe at these hours it's common but I don't want to encourage it
Can we do rooms without V and/or Umama in them because I want to race against literally anyone else but Rice and Kita for the tenth time kthx
>>581495476this might be the first image of goldship ive found erotic
>>581495454sex marrysexsexsex marrykill murder dispose off personally
>>581495664why wouldn't I be on /uma/ while watching the hors races
>>581495719V a shitter you get bad simulations
>>581495719People should just leave/cancel rooms when V is in them
no maestro awardgetting good at this deck setup at least
>>581495691he won one!
>>581495454killkilllet her gorape and marry rape repeatedly with anger
are you ready for round 1
Gold Ship is very erotic.
>581495990found the incel
you can't call participating in career mode a "run". like "this is the run" etc. a run is what the girls do when they race. you aren't running, you're training. it's stolen valor.
>>581495862Agreed
>>581495205Why though?
>>581495892876579908765799087657990testing new
>>581495576Why would you be entitled to results? The people participating in the race got to see the results. Why do you need to see it? Do you demand seeing the results of every random room match that happens outside of the board too?
>>581495005
>>581496016This is true
>>581496016you fags only like her for her (in fan art only) giant tits
>posted it again award
>>581496160Yeah, that's what haku is for retard
>>581496160yes. /uma/ anons owe me race results.
>>581496160>What is etiquetteTypical brown behavior no wonder everyone hates you
>>581495508they've been in the loopmines since launch, you are now over a year behind if you haven't gotten on the train.
>>581495217224376462243764622437646>>581495236Get the plat
this is not the best time to join rooms...
>>581496225Not true, I only like her for her ingame-only giant tits
>>581496346Kill yourself
>>581495475Too busy jerking it to his basic blonde bitch again, truly sad to see
>>581496131think I need teio to finish her chainthanks
>>581496352just wait for umama and V to start sucking each other off in a room before sneaking in a cheeky CM20
>>581496284So go to that website>>581496298What makes posting results part of good ettiquite?
>>581496438Chiyo a cute
>>581496313The loop never stops. Better scenario, better everything.
>Medium CM>i added bunch of supports for clank parrents runs and ace runs>now it's overWtf i need to delete everyone and add long CM people?
>>581496462Haku is me demanding room race data from outside of here, not room data inside of here, double retard
Will they ever release a better NPC?
>>581496225I also like her tits in-game, too. And her singing voice when she isn't purposely being silly.
>>581496462You're a faggot who should kill yourself, you're an aoharu newfag anyway who doesn't know the thread culture
>>581496456V and Umama only do rooms with each other and end up losing the finals as always due to shit testing kekaroonies
>>581496614Yeah?
>>581495664It's not night.
>>581496705Nyoooo they are my friends and that's retarded
>>581496547>race traitor
notice how he stops posting with his avatar when called out because he's afraid to get banned and reveal his samefagging
>>581496730what the fuck
Why don't people just join V rooms with shit umas to ruin his testing.Isn't difficult since a lot of the time his rooms take minutes to fill since a lot of room joiners hate him
>>581496657>muh thread cultureAnd Islam is a religion of peace
>>581495719send a ticket asking for a kick function then, those faggots have nothing better to do than be here all day joining every room
>>581496639
>>581496730scary fingers in the max stats screen
>>5814963462/5 good enough for todayThanks for joining, lunch time.
>>581496857Good idea
>>581496462>What makes posting results part of good ettiquite?otherwise you're just shitting up the thread with random room number links that might as well be spam. its am imageboard, the least you can do for everyone else using the thread (minus the two other people able to join your room) is post a picture of the race results.
>>581496462>So go to that website>doesn't know how hakuraku worksso much for a vet huh
>>581496730>chinese spywareFuck off
Lets do one lobby wanna test something7800429978004299
>>581496992actually it's pm imageboard right now
>>581496857why don't you just make good umas and beat him every single time he won't want to run with you, huh? if you dislike him so much why are you not better than him at the game?
>>581496730downloaded it yesterday and it works bro
I have Kita, and can redeem Sky and Suzuka from legends, do I just do 1 runaway and 2 fronts? I don't have any FR gacha card or legacies.
>>581496968>posts only wins like a weak betafaggot be islol
>Make a late surgers >She constantly overtakes the pace chasers.>Loses because all the pacers proc accells and she doesn't.It's so tiring...
>>581497086Run the umas you want to
>>581497045kek
>>581496730bro what the fuck is going on with the limb behind the phone its like they literally made a horse hoof out of human flesh
>>581496968It's morning for you SEAbro
>>581497008THREEFESTA
Damn Sakura Chiyono Bad even for TT... insane unluck
blud still larping as white despite being brown and morbidly obese
>>581496730what the fucking fuck
>>581497050I used to do that but I figured I was helping him realise his team was ass so I stopped joining his rooms altogether
Do you ever feel bad for the guy. You know he has low self-confidence and low self-worth. Uneducated and can only steal insults. Must be tough being him.
The justified dogpiling probably doesnt help but I do wonder how one retard can be this insecure
>>581496968Rice a cute t. Bourbonman
>>581497050Umama defending his bf, cute
>>581497218And 2 Teios, very based room
>>581496639Bro your Little Cockon?
It's so fucking funny how Vfaggot is so traumatized since the BBB incident he always makes sure to have spectators off now
>>581496981
I finally understand. You guys don't hate it enough.
>heals dont procked wow6623837266238372
>literally no one:>that one schiz: WOW LOOK AT THIS GUY HAVING A MELTDOWN
>>581497512Anon from inside the room posted it like 789
>>581495005KEK! Kaichou never misses.
>>581497512The funny thing is even the people that join his rooms hate him so stuff like 789 leak anyway
>>581497241She's meta for the yasuda kinen cm next year
>>581497453Happy Miku >>> Little Coon
>>581495454>For (You) squad
im mostly impressed by his persistence. if i was getting flamed this hard by a community i would fucking vanish for at least a year.
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>581497609Heliostranny hates V though
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTWHO ARE YOU TALKING TOQUOTE THEM RIGHT NOW
>those are still up
>>581497810I'm talking to you right now. Well?
How long until yanko's race?
It's funnier when you don't quote since everyone knows who the post is about
>>581497380Real. Also I kneel to the OG Teio >>581497607Thanks for the hostan!
I don't see anyone else around here, so you must be talkin to me
Do late still need dober + pump even with claw forward? 0.8 accel sounds like overkill
>>581497923
>>581495454sexsexprayers and offeringssex(infinity)WHORE, DIE
>>581497934pump is a fraud, get more velocity.
>>581497896MEN!?>>581497919bitch all I see is some schizo ranting about posts that dont exist
>>581497934there is no overkill when you gamble
>>581497934MPB is good, pump is less so.
>>581497607kinoooo
>>581498025Luv me oranges
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>581497932Results
>fest won KINOOOOOOOLets do one more and that's enough9420550294205502>>581498198Trueee>>581497920Np bwo
G*NTILDONNA POSTEDIHAAAAAATTTEEEG*NTILDONNA!!
so... has anyone ever tried proccing festive miracle with claw forward?
>>581498375
>>581498314LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>581498478No one's retarded enough to do that
I brought the choco home for ogli
>>581498493
>>581498478It'll work, just trust the simulator
>>581498596cute
>>581498375FUSU
1 hour and 14 minutes left
I AM SO TIRED OF DOING KITASAN CAREERSHOW THE FUCK IS AN UMA WITH A FUCKING 20% SPEED GROWTH SUCH A NON STOP BRICK MACHINE
wait its today? i only have one ace. fuck what i thought we had another day FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>581498767I haven't had a single bad kitasan run since she spooked me bwo
Ty bros
>>581498850Wanna marry that retard
>>581498910thanks for hosting
>>581498910Banchou love! Thanks for hosting
>>581498892It's tomorrow
>>581498892
27 hours until CM? finally, time to do my Unity aces now
>>581498892we still have 26h gwochachin
Hello saaars does anyone know where to watch the Ebayan race? Do they have a yt stream like most JRA G1's?
>>581498905I CANT EVEN SCREENSHOT IT BECAUSE IVE TRANSFERRED MOST OF THEM Holy FUCK I am so tired of doing this career i haven't even made one better than UG6
>>581491219Wait why is this still up?My big fat penis I mean
>no sp songsigh
>>581499306maybe it's a card diff? there is so much you can do with a not so good deck
You wouldnt a Shakur, right?
>>581499617
>>581499617...
>>581498316nuuu you can't post results it's bad
>>581499474Erm what there's no SP song in junior bro
dude how do i fucking complete this? i've thrown a few auto runs and no ts sparks
>>581499506Not sure if it could be much better than this, this is my best one and she clearly won't win the long CM, most of my others are MUCH worseI mean technically I could have teiowit instead of seiun but thats about it
>>581499617Some day i will train her, maybe even for TT idk
>>581499864whut I thought you could get the sp song
Post your favourite umamusume
>>581499704
>>581497932Such a fancy invitation.
>>581499296I'm guessing they do. Online betting is pretty huge nowadays.
why does Walmart have mambo plushies in stock...
>>581499946
is 1LB CB good enough?
>>581500014LinkRight now
>>581499890Simple throw some more bro
>>581499932SP +2 song pops up in first half classic year, SP +3 in later half
>>581499890Just get your trainee to start climaxing.You can do that for her, can't you?
>>581499919fine motion is such a brick holy shit, 100% her fault
>>581499296https://youtu.be/qgBFuigPTzI
>>581500069Yeah it's fine
>>581499890Get a borrow with the spark x3 in the lineage along with yours if you have any
>>581499946damn I wish women weren't evil beings
What happens if you are responsible for two umas and they live in the same room?
>>581500328You gotta fuck them both.
>>581498493>>581498654>>581498719DIIIIEEEEEEEE
>turn 2 +30 energy event>take it of course>slow metabolism>fuck>start spamming power and stamina to get recovery>no recovery>get the event again?>slow metabolism again but no effect>keep training, two more turns>get it again???>KEEP TRAINING>FINALLY CURES ITSELFis this what being the victim of a feeder fetish feels like holy shit
Latebros are we rolling for Eishin Flash next week?
>>581499296Jockey club gold cup in 1 hour https://sportsbite.org/watch/channel/fox
I hate tama's career, doing 14 races instead the standard 11 sucks
>>581500402As far as know no, shes whale card
>>581500328That would be a disaster for my pelvis
>>581500384
>>581500402Nah, she's not enough of an upgrade over Kita/Tach to warrant 400 pulls with no freebies imo. I'm saving for pokke.
>>581499957
>>581499890Do it manually. I got it first try.
>>581500134>bro just literally constantly highroll Im honestly happy our next giga meta must roll card is a wit card because holy shit im tired of that Irish cunt
We raped.
>>581500091https://www.walmart.com/ip/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby-Matikanetannhauser-Kuripan-Plushie/20735003819
do not fail
>>581500757Those are sold third party and could be fake
>>581500606>>581500014 >>581500757lmao
>>581500638>play mant manuallydon't gaslight anons
>>581500831great artist and great room mates
>>581500770fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>581500674Much better than some blogposter shitters around
Hey you know that dumb "hidden speed" mechanic when you have 301 or 601 gura or whateverDoes it count if you reach that number with a green skill?
/uma/GPT tell me what I'm supposed to be mad about today
>>581500982-1 borrows
>>581501000Be mad at the fags that were talking about some unrelated harem anime earlier in the thread.
>>581500770>>581500982>failed the goombling
>>581500674Whats Flower doing
>>581500757Wait holy fuck its realShould i buy this right now?
>>581501089Nah I'll be mad about V instead
My trainee is seducing me again... HNNNGH
>>581500036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6PYAkXO-bUIt's a Digital world>>581500116Cute Fräulein>>581500220Based Shiraoki disciple>>581500404Ulalatore...
>>581501049
Holy shit this CM is even more soulless than the dirt medium. For dirt you at leafy had excuse of not having any dirt umas. Here you are purposely CHOOSING to mutate hog into an end closer.
>tfw just had a low blood pressure crashoutremember to always snack guys your brain needs the sugar
>>581501204A predictable but wise choice
>>581501520nobody invited you, ryan.
>>581501620
>>581501439just drink a diet coke bro
who are the good parents for cm20?
how come nobody uses biko anymorenot even as a stat stick
I've yet to build an ace
>>581501792cause smaru is better
>>581501792Maru exists
forgot to spend my tokens before arima again for special hype award
>>581500995Such as?>>581501181She is a hybrid buffer/debuffer.
CM19 test6110 72096110 72096110 7209
>>581501792I use Biko all the time for fan runs
>>581501245I'm also very fond of Bourbon myself. I think without her I would not have survived MANT.
uh oh melty
I got lucky on the Creek bannernow what do I use these on
>>581502030Bourbon Love!
holytoo bad the run is giga bricked anyway
>>581501792sentai is lame and her voice is annoying
7 and I'll follow Shiraoki's teachings 4 and I'll date Rickey
does anyone have a biko cryer
>>581502295Lots of Bourbon and Flash love for sure!
>>581502297Why do you type like Umama you retarded faggot
I don't know why but doing auto runs seems so, excuse my language, but soul-less. You're supposed to be there for your umas.
>>581502497meds, now
>>581501792She serviced me well until I got myself SMaru. Will probably use Biko again during sprint CM but plan X is kinda useless
>>581502297HOLY
>>581502347
>>581502112>meltyMIDORI NO MORI DE ME WO SAMASU KIOOOKUUUMUNE NO KEMONO GA YAMI NO NAKA AZAWARAU YOOOOO OH
>>581501996I hate this game
>>581502497you really need to stop seeing Umama or V on every posttake your meds retard schizo
>>581502347How lucky! You'll marry Fuku instead as well!
this is probably the most filler cm possible
>>581502980>>581502593don't leply to some stupid shitposts guys be better
>>581503017that was med dirt
>>581501348>mutatethis is a VFcord word btw
>>581502980This post is full of Visms I wonder who wrote it
>>581503058dirtkino is the opposite of filler
>>581503046I'm replying to your post now I'll be worse
>>581502303okay you're just fucking wrong first of all
>>581503058dirt at least felt rewarding to win with a G dirt umathis is just nothing
>>581503209I will smite thee
>>581503126it is him, I'm sure we use the same method
>>581501792Tachyon/Maru now exist
>>581501792smaru is better and every competent player has her at least 1lb
>>581503279method?
>every time I log in to refresh my fan runs I have new followersgehehehehehe
I've missed critical inheritances on the last 10 or so parent runs.
>>581503148>>581503249just...no
>>581503058dirtkino is infinitely better than hogslop
>>581503503post your broodmoother
>>581503616>dirtkino>look inside>hogslop
>>581503404I didn't get a single copy in 200 pullsand then I got a single tachy in 400 pullsI don't have Biko eitherand ksb took 600 pulls to mlbwhy does cygames hate me
>>581503058Brickey was actually putting up a fight considering it was pace xog and not end xog, meaning everyone and their umamoms ran her
>>581503616It was the worst hogslop to ever slop
Dirt cm was ass but I managed to win against 2 hogs in finals with my regular Ogurin which gave me great joy
watch me fail this
>>581503926Record a gif.
>>581503616let's go brickey
dirt cm was okayI just trained xog and two debuffers on day 2 of the races and got plat
>>581503926ok you're off the hook for now>>581503963I should have but I didn't have my sharex open
how come no one posts anything about MEN anymore?
I have never won this race a single time in 9 tries. Is it normal or is it because I'm carrying 5 wit cards?
>>581503426>>581503004>>581502751I finally got caught by the orenji
>>581504034How do chuds access Umagartha?
>>581504192Tei ei o!
Another V melty thread
>>581504161/uma/ was exposed as larping by the popularity poll revealing that not a lot of people actually like Dober
>>581504161Pounding Mejiro Dober in an empty classroom (her genmates are listening outside!)
>>581499946This is my favorite fanart of her.
How much longer until Yanko's race starts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ln9HSgVofU
>>581503740You'll hit it big soon, just make sure you don't quitt. 2LB from 600 kitasan pulls
do I get mpb+pump or mpb+velocity on the end xogI have had bad experiences with pump
>>581504403Can't say I'm particularly huge on the mommy stuff, but I'd put on a diaper if it made her happy.
>>581504403cute Super
>>58150444321 minutes
how come everyone in here is a giant faggot but not talking about boy Uma
Finally the MLB Creek promised to me 3000 CMs ago
>>581504750the truth is that boy umas are just girls
>>581504403Creek a cute! and mature!
>>581504685hory FUCK those tshirts are incredibly lazy and terrible looking>>581504813THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Is Brian a boyuma?
>>581504750Heres my favorite boy with BREASTS
>>581503991>but I am le tired
>>581504959She's a manuma.
>>581504927you heard me90% of boy umas have long enough hair to still be feminine, have enough breasts to be feminine, and hips and ass that are breedable
>>581504959She's a sex uma
>>581505040
IT IS HE
>made 80 carats back just from 4 fan runsSorry danchou, might hit the quota early today
>>581505141The stare in those eyes is me looking at this weekend
>>581505108what do people even see in this uggo
>>581505332>>581505332>>581505332
>>581505352I already told you. Sex
>>581504403I like art of Creek that puts her as very simple cute and motherly, she can't help that she has this violently sexual body.
>>581505360>slopsomeone bake a real one
>and anon actually sharing his run >WOW ITS A THREAD PERSONALITY I CAN SEE TYPING PATTERNSI really sincerely wish this shit would stop
>>581505746dimwit
>>581505530who do you think made it dude
>>581505530die in a fire tranny
If I were to make like a 30 minute gif of my Unity run, can someone give me some tips or things I'm doing wrongly?
>>581505773I don't give a rip who made it dude
>>581505718this but unironically you are V
>>581501761Basically same as cm 19 as far as i udnerstand
