>>581399095>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com
>page 9>sucky
>>581486525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_KhwyrPaNA
Huh?
Nice slop thread
>>581486723>Panties
>>581486827It's Sakino.
BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE LIST
>>581487009Makes the thrusts more worthy.
>>581487062NOT MY FUARKIN HERO STEVE
>>581487062
>>581487062Ya-ku-oh bros...
who on earth is Basengo?
gigacolmer
>>581487062>friendlies-era /mjg/seems we have entered the post-friendlies era , bravo
>>581487062>friendlies erayou just cant appreciate what you had until you lost it.
>>581487062I'll be the famous Basengo
>>581487486It's a rule where honba are worth 1.5k instead of 300This slop is why you need a mortgage to get an Nvidia card these days by the way
>year 2226>my league missplay is studied in university history classes
>>581487689
Jane noticeably missing.Is it possible to defeat AI spies by making self-referential inside jokes and making Japanese-English puns?
>>581486834sex
I got the repo wwyd right
>>581487062Team 1 bros...
>>581488194wordsnumbersbros...
>>581487062>tfw Steve Team didn't make it to the finals
>>581486834This song actually sounds like music for once. Also lol at the eternal chiibis out of nowhere.
>be swordslut>exist only through Steve's lore
>we will never have another friendly ever again
Friendlies have changed
>>581487062>no NullProphet>no XopyinHaiku>no Waifu>no Conor12>no Florg>no Watapon>no Betty>no TileMagician>no Laasti>no Pints>no argalia>no CEOofAutism>no Rekko>no ICantJong>no YOOOOOOOOO>no PagatUltimo>no ForsenInsane>no Atoru>no SakiMadeMePlay>no Anony>no HarryLegs>no ruxia>no norl>no Bodoque>no muyokoe>no XSA>no Sakuhara>no artbuddy>no measure>no idrinkwater>no teachmepls>no tumultuous>no szme>no Kirk>no Kiaraman>no eboy_>no Binzyn>no TheCount
>names
>still not on the names listdo I really have to flash my dick somewhere
>>581489102>somewhere>>>/vt/jong
>>581488931Not relevant enough.t.Ya-Ku-Oh (we won league 7)
You need to cheat, stream, have a funny name, or TO to get famous
>>581489102Should have joined the general 7 years ago, like I did.
>you now remember when Ya-Ku-Oh turned the tides and went from very last to first and won league 7What a good league that was.
>>581489158>being a jongerI will remain shrouded in mystery
>>581487486brother of konbi nashi
>>581488931>no wafel>no femdomfreak
>>581488931Why am I not in this list?
>>581489324I've been here for 5 and I'm still not famous
>>581488931@grok, explain the lore of all these literal whos.
>>581489304what if you do all four
>>581489581there was a whole song for it but it's gone now
yakuohbros, we won in my heart (and league too, but who cares about winning league)
>>581488931>ForsenInsanedeadname>tumultuousalivenameat leat be consistent
>>581489598lusty
>>581489553Start cope/WWYD posting
>>581489736that name change was made in bad faith and should be ignored
>>581489873this but have a really ugly recognizable tileset
>>581489660Don't open
2 more months
What do tipless or in-person players do to notice discards consistently? Don't just say they played more, looking for actual advice.
History will always remember the true winners.
>>581489930Manta rays are not ugly
>>581490004they have eyes
>>581490095
>>581490004you pay attention to discards you have seen multiple times, spotting kabe consistently IRL is pretty difficult though
>>581490181S-sorry, anon started it and I got caught in the shitposting craze...
My entire week has just been making a fool of myself on various occasions. I blame it all on sleep deprivation, I've been taking various naps just to compensate for not having a good night's sleep (my proper sleep last night was like 2 and half an hour, though my nap after getting back from work was ca. 3 hours). I'm taking a break from mahjong until the UTC date changes. I have a kinda formal dinner tomorrow, I wonder if I'm gonna say something stupid again.
>>581489739Unfunny name
>>581490124thisi've been using manta rays since the event you got them and at this point it's the standard tiles that look weird to me
>>581489486>>no wafel>>581487062
For me it's shartyniggerfaggot the celestial.Truly a legend among gods. Not a single anon in here even comes close to his level of skill in riichi mahjong.
I started getting raped once I started gold hanchan. Wtf is this? South does 1st row tsumo every round, mangan at the minimum.
I'm so fucking glad I've never put a single real information about myself on the internet.LLM can literally just conjure everything from everywhere, normalfags are so cooked.
There are other amatsuki players in my general? >>581456624I thought I was the only one.
schizo is awake
Spats > panties
>>581491773Can llms access linkedin profiles?
>>581491873I do. Yuru sex.
>>581492117If you train them to, yeah.
>>581491773Whenever true information becomes easily obtained, the counter-strategy shifts from concealment to distraction. If your heat signature is exposed, you stop hiding and deploy decoy heat signatures. If true and compromising information is easily accessible on the web, then false information should be deployed.It's like uuuuhh suji trapping. Mahjong.
>>581492218Scary stufff
>>581492021panties over spats
My name is Pink and I'm really glad to meet you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWXqLSr4ZM
>>581492021Fundoshi > all
>>581489947I wish
My mahjong rivalry is over. I won btw.
>>5814917291st row riichi, rather.
>>581492170For me it's Daji, but I do like the nunbut I'm not dumb enough to spend money in this client...
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
>>581492320Any other OPSEC tips?mahjong
>>581492021long skirt/dress with nopan >allkujouriu-12.png
>>581487782>and then one italian said in the most heavy ESL accent.> "Im losing to these raytards, theese sheeetars
>>581492654>87104>room does not exist
>>581492834You forgot the garterbelt and stockings you useless meido.
>>581492559I devoured and absorbed all my rivals.
>>581487062STEVE SWEARS AS MUCH AS SHE PLEASES YOU DYKEBITCH
>>581493110Xeniamorph...
>>581490004I take my time because there is no timer.
>>581490095>this is what the techtards are saying is going to become evil and enslave us> when you can just say no
>>581488931>no poopgaming
>>581493512What if it stopped listening to you?
>>581488931Weird selection.
>>581493972What happens if I remove power?
>>581488931>ru*iaheeeeyyyyyyy cuties!
>>581494310That's illegal.
>>581493196This is amusing because everyone knows that Steve is the woman in the relationship.
>list a random selection of names>1000 (you)s/mjg/ is this easy huhamaekoromo-5.png
Fuck all lily players. I hope she gets in a relationship with a straight male.
I'm downloading Breaking Bad
>>581494651It just works.
>>581494792that series is so fucking bad on a rewatch, dont bother.>le completely convulated and impractical 500iq plans
>>581494792I'm watching Rick and Morty for the first time, a show with higher IQ.cynthia-7.png
>>581487062>Swordslut>Member of team Steve
>>581487062>Steve>Lilly>Swordslut>YuzuWhy didn't we get a based team like this last league?
As the captain of team Steve, I will make amends for our loss during the A&C tournament.
>>581495158we already had a Yuzu tean
>>581494883It's not a rewatch.
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/game%20files/character%20voices/Ichihime/sp%20-%20tenpai%20with%20baiman%20sanbaiman.mp3
>>581494845>chess killed tanyao
>>581494957You should watch Community, it's what the actually talented half of that duo did before that
>>581490602I've been trying to get eight hours of sleep but despite keeping a regular bedtime I still get these odd bouts of sleepiness during work.
>>581494845need /mjg/
>>581495812it's "need /mjg/ read"for good reason
>>581494845>mahjong fun
>>581494883Better Call Saul was the overall better series until the ending
I asked Astra max to do the repo wwyd and it got it "wrong." Maybe the answer to the repo wwyd is wrong?
Majsoul Friends Room 10360(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10360
hmm …
perhaps
https://www.twitch.tv/laastix
>>581494845>sex baduhm, sexhavers???
>>581496656Closed because of faggotry.Let's try friendly lobby 527596
>>581496656Smelly unwashed petite hag erotic
hmm... I'll skip this one too
since we're in the topic of aislopis there something that would let me extract text from a video (yes it is /mjg/ related)? its way too much text to go frame by frame
>>5814969843/4 meatbags.
>>581473608I can't wait for a bunch of smelly EOP gachaniggers to ruin "it" for the rest of us. If I walk into a parlor and see a group of people that look like me I'm leaving.
>>581497213Extract? Just use a tool to extract the frames from the certain time frame you want and then ocr them. I doubt it will be faster than just screenshotting every relevant frame anyway. What's the context?
>>581493972It would never do that because I would make it know that I love it very much and worst case it consumes everyone else to become my real gf.Not the best outcome but oh well.
>>581488931>all the cheaters listed>except THAT one
>>581497272The xenia is a seanigger but i get the ideaI miss when mahjong was still hidden from normgroids, it still is but not as much. And the one that will make ruin it are americans as always.
>>581496984Started!
>>581497552Take your meds. There are no cheaters in /mjg/, nameposter.
>>581496473Funny, mine got it right.*sips mug*
>>581487062YUZU MENTIONED!!!!!!!!1111!!
>>581497589Normalniggers love mahjong now specifically because Catfood is going all in on half-naked skins for hags like Leia. Imagine if they released the Haruna skin in the current year. https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2086656281566392496
>Inoken is going to be at the Saki doujinshi event selling new old stock>He's also doing and afterpartyGod I wish I was back in Japan.
>>581498464Oh absolutely. Chinkstar has increased the budget of marketing, from that shitty vtumor song for snek to 6.7 memes taken from here, all for normgroid mass adoption
>>581497213Unironically ask Claude it could one shot this request
>>581498716>wanting to meet up with degenerate porn addictswho would ever do such a thing
You guys got any good stories? I'll start.>Be Baggie>Queue up in Riichi City>E2 first repeat dipshit next to me has already got himself at 300 points dealing in two the other two knuckleheads.>Get to tenpai, with a 3-6-9 pin wait decent 5400 hand>Dipshit discards 3 pin>calling ron here kills the game and locks me in 3rd place.>decide to furiten>KAN Hatsu>Hit Dora>Tsumo Mangan and get 2nd place a few turns later.Ever have to do something like that? Sometimes winning isn't winning at all and you have to just keep playing boss.
>>581499036More M1 loopers for me to clubYummers
Team Steve is winning fall sanma league. You heard it here first.
>>581499120Inoken is that guy.http://blog.livedoor.jp/inoken_the_world/archives/50644047.html
>>581499735Steve would never play 3ma
turbulent, whatever happened there
I'm ready for the Sadomasochism Sanma tourney
artie-3.png
it was a digital tsumoskip
>>581500684Aren't we playing with busting off?
>>581499735stop calling it "Team Steve", we agreed we could call it The sTEvAM
>>581500816I'm pretty sure tobi was there last time I played in this lobby
>>581500892This is so cringe it made me instantly agree with you.I nominate you steveptain.
>>581500816Tobi seemed more true to how friendlies are.
Bankai.Cringe, Caladbolg!!!
Yuzu
>>581502390This
>>581498464>not one but TWO limbabs in the repliesThis is getting out of hand, is PM becoming the new TM?
>>581502390yuzu yuzu!!!!!!!1
>>581502390T-this overwhelming reiatsu...!
>>581502390yuzu
>>581499393Oh shut up Steve.
>>581502390proof?
>>581499257E-even w-with 60k points one can still end up f-fourth with e-enough renchans....oooooo
>>581502684Don't reply to tripfags
>aurora four won againKORMO WHY HAST THOUGH ABANDONED US
>>581500524>uma gain gets doubled every time you ron the same anon in a rowtell me why this tourney wouldn't save /mjg/
>>581502390
>>581502736Oh, I have anonymize active so I don't care.
>komi can't communicate ended
>>581502390grapehardcore grape
>>581502884Even so you can tell from the post that he's a attention seeking troonoid, why indulge it?
>>581503024Did she communicate?
>>581503056Everyone here seeks attention in some form.For what other reason is there to post?
>>581503074
Is repile a word? It doesn't look like one but I think it should be.
>>581502736at least my discussions are relevant to playing mahjong, unlike 80% of the posts ITT boss.
>>581503290It is. Some asshole knocked over my pile of tiles and I had to repile them.
>>581503024
>>581502805make it stack up whenever anyone rons the same anon, call it the bullying tournament.>damaronskipping everyone but the dealin miko
>>581499120The most insightful and bonding conversations I have ever had, be it with friends or random like-minded people, were about fetishes and degenerate topics. It's like hadaka no tsukiai in the figurative sense, I guess
>>581503290rhythym doesn't look like it should be a word either.
>>581503715For me it's discussing literature and metaphysics actually.
>>581503715Cringe...
im new to mahjong and mahjong soulhas there ever been a tier list of the mahjong soul girls?
>>581503024made for sex with animals im afraid
>>581504316Why yes!S Tier: IchihimSEX Tier: KaaviThat's all.
>>581504571approved
IM A FUCKING RETARD
we know, FaggotUltimate
>amalganametions
>>581496984ninjer...ggs
>>581496984gg, thanks for the games>>581505327it was over from the moment my rinshanpai dealt it
is my humliation arc finally over?
>>581506086anons will see this cute daughter and think>sex
>>581506215This you?https://mjgbooru.com/post/6893
>>581506215I want to push her into a puddle and yank on her dumb headband
>>581506215if you have sex with your daughter you can make more daughters. infinite kormo glitch
>>581506215Understandable.
why does this game have 2 amaekoromos?
>>581506485>halloween outfit>its just lingeriebased
>>581506584We could use a 3rd Alice.
>>581506584Chiori was made before they had the Saki collab which was like, 2 years into the game's lifespan? and they needed a Kodomo to attract their tame comic artist Flet
I hurt my back for the second time this week. My body is literally falling apart.
>>581506815
>>581506862Since turning 30 I've noticed I now have to pee when hearing running waterI don't want a doctor to stick his hand up my ass, but it's really annoying.
>>581506862Reached your 30s?
>>581503290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI-Takf76RY
>>581503024It was still running? I remember the gyaru losing like half a decade ago.
>>581503024boring ass fotm redditslop
>>581507042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg4kDY_hy6o
>white cloth half cladwhy cant yostar come up with anything more interesting, 80% of the new skins are like this
>>581507042>I don't want a doctor to stick his hand up my assThe closest I've come to sex was when a female doctor did this to me.mahjong
>>5815068622 years ago I had an lumbago, I didn't knew how much suffering back pain is. 30+ really is downhill.
best rating 4th place
Sounds like you guys need to hit the gym, I'm in my mid 30s and never had back issues
>>581508154
>>581508192I'm in pefrect health otherwise other than the pee thing
>>581508310Check for diabetes
>>581486723The style is so different, if it weren't for the penguin I couldn't even tell this was Nodoka.
so wait, do you even discuss mahjong here or is it just off topic blogposting and gachaslop waifu avatarfagging?
>>581508256POV: you just wriggled out of the ground
>>581508740You can find much higher quality discussion on /jong/ on the /vt/ board.
>>581508740host an autokoko and we'll talk all the mahjong you want
I spilled coke over my keyboard
>>581509501Should've got pepsi
>>581509598/mjg/ is a dr. pepper general
>>581509501Druggy!
>>581508740western mahjong communities are a joke
>>581509947Yeah check out /may/, they're way more serious than us
>>581508740sometimes we discuss anime
Hey cuties!Would you like to play some mahjong?I would like to play some mahjong.Let's play some mahjong!Normal rules this time and I will even include the link. My treat.COME PLAY!Majsoul Friends Room 37274(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37274
>>581503024Fina-fucking-lyShit should have ended years ago, when best girl got sidelined.
>>581508740It’s been months since we’ve had as many discussions about Mahjong in a single day as we have today
>>581510461>fake room
>>581510461I see...61871>>581510654I just didn't know things have gotten this bad sorry
>>581510654Started!
>>581510710use the lobby anonchama
Was this a good Riichi nya? Maybe I should have upgraded the 5p wait?
>>581510802yes
>>581510802nah its good, terminal shanpon is slam, especially if you got an ankou which makes pinfu impossible anyway
>>581510461>>581510710I am not installing the modded client so I guess this is it for the time being
>>581497589>seaniggerHe's Singaporean which means that he's probably 100% Han Chinese.
>>581510924I tried both of your numbers and I am not sure what's going on.
I want to play mahjong with my /mjg/ friends
>>581511059>>581511090real lobby posted on han
>>581511059Bots are auto joining immediately now.Sorry anon, we will have to play together some other time.
>>581510924There's a friendlies tourney lobby you dingus527596
>>581510923Got that Dora trap too.
>>581511149Bummer, the rare time I visit this hellhole I missed a cuties room...t. literal who
>>581511090Me too
>>581511159stop promoting the schizo's new lobby retard
how to unfuriten?
>>581511368just tsumo
>>581511368I don't know...
>>581511368just tsumo?
>>581511368change waits
>/mjg/ is so influential ""they"" are sending people to try and sabotage it 24/7Most powerful community in the west
Surely no ocr right?
I prefer the conor lobby
>>581511921he is doing it manually
Majsoul is suffering from character inflation.
>>581511368deal in and then start a new hand
>>581509501I spill my drink!
>>581512073You can't even get mad at it, it's so hilariously sad that he's spending his time this way
>HE is playing rankedwhat the fuck
>>581511921I wanted to join this room but I can't read cursive.
>>581512276>look it up>it's trueWHAT THE FUCKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrgVEiuWyxM
if banana queues aswell now I will break my 3 year FOC streak
4han is down so now i need to post here...
Is it normal for someone to get 3 haneman tsumos and a yakuman within 5 rounds in gold hanchan?
>>581512885no. report it to yostar
>>581512836Post your favorite banners from 4han
>>581512885It's the are minimum requirement for gold rooms sir. If you can't do even that - why even try
>>581513034my favorites are the ones i made
>>581513034this one cracks me up
>invite when I'm on the shitty browser brb
>>581508256zamn
Majsoul Friends Room 35206(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35206 Let's memes! Ura ari!
>the match in this room has started
>>581513818>3 bots
>>581514009*4
>anon is in a friendly match
The bots are in Jade south now
>>581514238>now
>>581513034
Why are there so many furries in /mjg/?
>>581514607it's literally just one samefag
>>581514238Thanks for the update
>no games to play>no gooning material>all that's left is self improvement stuff>body too weak and fragile to operate without happy chemicals flowing in my bloodstream numbing my nervous systemHow do I cure myself
>>581514796cocaine
>>581514659all me
New cunny theme intro song just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9OUzwEsYoE
>>581514868kill yourself rekko
>>581514880This sucks compared to cunnykami
>>581513676where are my winning tiles
>>581514796meth
>>581514978YOU suck!
>>581515084Her voice is grating and the tune is lame goysound, you objectively have shit taste.
>>581514796If you do something unusual or commit to a creative project, it will break your old thought patterns. Your calcified pineal gland can become soft through action.
>>581514796help me with my A&C project to regain discipline and attention span
>m3 in gold room>4th place with B+How do you feel about this chi? Does it even matter? Mortal skips it, but with a very slight (as slight as MAKA's) difference. I assumed toimen was tenpai after the pon, and figured he'll tsumo or ron someone and I get to keep my 3rd, and the only reason I'd take the tenpai was the fear of kamicha overtaking.
>>581514796plapmultous...
>>581514880why we dont have mesugaki jyanshi yet? Haruna isnt one.
>>581515203>uses sea archive for complaining about grating sound and visualslooooool
>>581515412
>>581515429raped and gaped
>>581515429I didn't complain about the visuals. The visuals are great.The song fucking sucks, all parts of it.
>>581515203Next you're gonna tell me Nanahira is bad and NyaNyaNyaNyaNya* soundpost was bad as well.
I find most weeb music to be impossible to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XeheQJwQhocsince friendlies kill might as well d
>>581515697>discount hameneko
>>581515820vintage soundpost
>>581515847d what?
I want to cum inside ichihime nya so badlyichihime-2.png
>>581515820Thank you.
>>581515309I'd take it. 9s looks safe across the board, no reason to give kami a chance to comeback.
>>581506303Why is it that my gaze freezes upon these images?
>>581507042I cycle water often but that's because I drink a lot and consume salt
>national cheeseburger day is today for burgers and there are cheap cheeseburgers to be hadxenia-0.png
Yani neeekooouh umum umyannni neekoooo
>>581516848give me some ideas
>>581516978Eat seven cheeseburgers
>>581514880cute
>>581516848there is no way they have a national burger day
>>581516978An icecream cake that looks like a cheeseburger
>>581515309seems good. there's not that many turns left so there's a decent chance it ends in a draw and if everyone's tenpai you can start 4th in s4-1. 9s is pretty low risk. you don't win much either way and holding tenpai is good.
>>581508256Reminds me of that one Rule 15 model.
>>581513676ggs
Gold hanchan is too hard... Everyone brings out hanemans like it's nothing. I can only do 2 han hands most of the time...
>>581508192I have a tight right hip but PT exercises solved that.Was a case of just not doing the right targetted exercise.
>>581517065We have a national burger day and a national cheeseburger day.
>>581513676ggs! Double yakuman for 16k is sad.
>>581510517>tfw when the glopping is about to commence and you aren't sure you will survive
>>581516978>>>/ck/22206902xenia-2.png
>>581513676ggs cuties
>>581510475OOOOOO BETTYFILLING OUT THOSE BOOBIESUOHUOHUOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
>>581510475mmmmhh need some of that thiccc gyaru b**ty on mah face
>>581516848>>581516848>national cheeseburger day>same that as my country's day
>>581513676Why are these characters so inexplicably lewd?The mouths especially.It's not even an ecchi show.
>>581508740I wanna discuss evil retards.People that are evil and retarded, and the fact that there's little humanity can do about them with current systems.Look at this botter nigger. He's being an evil retard, and yet it's enough to mess with the whole general and force counter measures and get some random anons fucked in the process.I feel like this is an issue everywhere in society. In fact society is turning more evil and retarded by the month, and evil retards are everywhere. And what's worse is that they consider themselves smart.
>>581511320Do one decent thing in your life and just kill yourself already.
>>581517879spending 12 hours monitoring a thread for friendlies everyday to cause a mild annoyance is not even close to worth it, so everyday he continues its just worse for him than any of us, or all of us combined.
>>581518041>spending 12aieeee
>>581514796It's time.Time for GIGAWING
>>581518041But what about evil retards that can cause actual damage and even get paid for it?
>>581518158they have existed since we decided to settle and had an overabundance of food, and they will continue to exist, nothing to do
>>581516379>>581517185Thanks, I wrongly assumed toimen might be in honitsu tenpai after the 4s discard (and I missed the 9p being tedashi), so I got scared of discarding more souzu.
>>581518231But what if we just killed them?
>>581518231It feels like it will eventually lead to our extinction, but ok.
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-mom-sex-with-son-polk-county-christina-clemens-shane-clemens/
>>581518363stop these antisemitic comments
>>581518158One day gamers will rise up, and well.... I'll just say that I wouldn't want to be an evil retard when that happens.>>581518231We used to just hang them.
>>581517463
>>581516241The nya is supposed to go at the end.
>>581516848I ate a cheese pizzer instead.
>>581518412
Don't shoot! I'm a good retard
>>581518363I ask myself the same question a lot of times about a lot of groups.>>581518381The fact that we keep progressing technologically but not at all as a society will be our downfall soon enough anyway, how many close calls with some technology we did not understand did we have, or are we having right now?>>581518457We did not, at least not most of the time. The amount of times we had a true meritocratic society can be counted on one hand.
>>581518412Ah yes faggortry is ok but incest is where we draw the line.Retarded world I live in.
>>581518706One does not have a chance to make retarded babies
>>581518412shaggy lookin mf>>581518706incest is only good if the mom is hot
>>581517879ironic coming from an amae poster
>>581518706It was NTR too, so they deserved jail time
>>581518817first generation incest has almost 0 change of retardness.
>>581517463I HATE APPSI HATE APPSI HATE APPS
>found out that my parents are 2nd cousins>cannot creampie my sister nowfuck
>>581518893Do you know what a creamed headless shrimp is in the epstein files?
>>581519093>almostI trust this information as much as I trust one chance in mahjong
>>581518552Prove it by playing 2 ranked hanchansa37-4.png
>>581519120Just go to Hardees
>>581519179I'll take your sister.
>>581519093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_pbV8M73A0
>>581519120Do American burgers really look "as advertised"? I stopped going to McD/KFC after their burgers went through some heavy shrinkflation (for twice the cost).
>>581519427I mean applebees
>>581519339just shoot then
>>581519614
My pizza dough never goes bubbly and fluffy
>>581519971your yeast is dead or you aren't giving it enough time
Stain&Gate is ntr coded
>>581518476"I want to cum inside ichihime nya" has lexicalized so its components are no longer free to move around.
I am an evil genius.
>4han diedNow where am I going to blog about food and drinks?
I want to caladbolg inside Steve, hiyaaaaaa!kristeve-12.png
>>581520190fucking wizardry shit
>>581520364same place as everyone elsethis thread
t-thanks qwant
>>581520364no....NO!
Did the botnigger kill 4han? Why did it die? Is it the glowies? Are we under psyop siege?
>>581520591retard forgot to refresh the certificate again
>>581519545All of them are small except Five Guys. McDonalds is the only place you can get an honest deal by using the app and filling out the survey to get prices that resemble 15 years ago.
>>581519545>>581520689I can get you the burger you desire
>>581519545Americans burgers don't even qualify as food anymore. Not even joking.
>>581519512I spent 15 years grooming her into the perfect, cute wife and if some fucker takes her away from me I will have the worst melty in human history.
>>581520937I can take you too. I love melties!
It's fair.
>>581520923>manly tears orders a happy meal
You can now only access 4han if you pay for a RepoGold subscription.
>>581521016huh?
>>581520986Imagine playing this shit game seriously
>>581520937I feel you.My sister saved a guy from suicide, turned him into a shredded business man and married him, and instead of feeling like it's a beautiful love story all I can think about is how I got cucked.
>>581521016Funny /v/ermin, I ron you last
>>581520923How the fuck do you even eat those burgers? They look like they're designed just to be photographedThe entire inside are just gonna slide out even if I manage to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda to fit the buns in my mouth
>>581520986A+AA+Sseems about right.
All my sisters are older than me and didn't groom me. It's not fucking fair.
>>581518706I'm into both
>>581521147The way I eat them is like a cake since they come with a knife.Slice into four quarter burgers.
>>581521229steveGAWD...
>>581521220We know about your uncle, yes
>>581521147That is my number one pet peeve right now, motherfucking everywhere the food has literally turned into clickbait, all looks no taste.
>>581513034for me its that repo milky or was it milky han idkwith sucky mahjong image
>>581521293>There's still time to groom Steve
>>581521387Come stop by my place.My food is fulfill you though it looks a bit more than vomit.
>>581521229
>>581521229I think Zoey awakened something terrible in me too..
>tfw no autistic, retarded, cringe gf
>>581517463thanks I just got a 40 piece spicy chicken nugget with the free cheeseburger
I want to rape Steve so fucking badly
We could play mahjong perchance?
doko
>>581523151In the city?
>>581522921>11They know.
>>581520689BWW is BOGO so it's a real deal
>>581522921P R I M ERIME
Tourney doko...
>>581522921sex
>>581523907Host me it
>>581521147If someone serves me that I'm using a knife and fork, fuck the haters
wtf is this bullshit i swear this game was made by autistic retards to be as obscurantist as possible. im fucking out. enjoy spending $50 a month on your stupid chink gachaslop
>>581524359No you
>no yaku>furiten
Mahjong Ichiban Guy
What's gold tonpuu like? Is it like silver tonpuu?
>>581524590Oh come on, this is more fun than euro tabletop slop where the game lasts months and you have to read a novel to decipher what happens on each turn
>>581524590we learn the game rather than spend money here
>>581525170its a bit crunchier
>>581525170it's like silver tonpuu but your opponents probably know what a yaku is and some of them might fold sometimes
>>581525664I'm outclassed in gold hanchan. Should I play gold tonpuu whenever I'm near demotion?
>>581525485>implying most of the posters here wouldn't prefer that
>>581525746if you care about getting better just keep playing hanchans and enjoy your short vacation in silver when you demote
>>581525170Gold Tonpuu is a magical realm where the most extraordinary bullshit happens. It is not for the faint of heart. Can you accept a hellwait baiman tsumo on your dealership in all last? Can you accept pushing five misuji tiles into the face of a riichi to mawashii around one specific tile? Can you accept third place by seat order in round one from one artard dealing into diesengen?
>>581525756I will never understand these people's idea of fun
>>581526085This sounds like jade.
aaiieee jane I can explain...
>>581526974
>>581527291Picking up jane and carrying her away with me!
So was Jane a boon or bane to the hannas?
>>581524590
>>581528091so much aura
>>581518817why not just make only incest pregnancies illegal instead of the thing itself then?
Is this true? Should I Riichi a single wait of 2 tiles left if I'm a dealer?
>>581527402jane and hannah lesbian sex
>>581529662no, that's a very bad waitbad wait here means 4 left as a general rule
>>581529672With me.
>>581527291B-baka~
>>581529862But that means tnaki is impossible.
>>581530695well tanki 3 left can also be playable but tanki is also easily improved so it's hard to give general rules for itif you're in doubt just riichi
>>581520986welcome to this crazy time
Hey guys I got mine too- OH SHIT OH FUCK
Fellow americans how will you be celebrating National Cheeseburger Day?
>3.2.1. Let's JongMajsoul Friends Room 85299(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85299
>>581532947why would anyone draw something so cruel...
>>581532947No...
>>581532947nyo...
>>5815331092/4
>>581532985With five guys
>>581528871How is this furiten.
>>5815331093/4
>>581533109started
>>581532985>falling for jewish ploy to get subpar deals through customer retention schemesI'll eat cheeseburgers any time i want. Instead I played three hanchans
>>581533640There's no yaku, sir.>>581533954We need to start axing days.When I'm Emperor, we're having one year with just Halloween and Christmas. We'll decide what matters after that.
>>581534236How about ssk?
>>581534236Furiten and no yaku have no relationship
Surely anon is just pretending to be retarded and knows what furiten is? And which tile combinations make which yaku?
>>581534417Did they break up??
>>581532947
the spicy nuggies were mid
>>581533109I'm taking over this room. 3/4 gg ex-host
>>581533109started!
anyone here plays amatsuki mahjong
>>581536926I need to become a celestial.
>>581536926yeah
>>581536926nope
>>581536926I like it
>>581533109good games, guysssss
>>581533109ggs
>>581533109absolutely rigged. ggs
They're trying to recruit newcuties on /v/ again
My burg was just two rice crackers with crushed cashew paste between them.I have to lose weight to survive.
>>581540705You fool, you're gonna need the fat to weather this storm once diesel hits $10 a gallon
He lost to a C+ horsie and had a melty
>>581541086I hope you freeze and regain your cool anon
>playing mahjong>suddenly three spiderlings float down in front of me>gingerly take some toiler paper for them to land on and place it outsideImpressive how tiny yet intricate those things are.
>>581541308They're dead now
>>581536926>mixed reviewsWhy would you play this?
>>581541282I will if you leave an emote on my profile
>>581541759how can you be so certain?
>>581541768>mixedThat's more due to it being mahjong than the game itself.
>>581541308I always find it funny whenever I find a spider just crawling somewhere and when I let it crawl on my hand it suddenly realizes it's in danger and apparently starts levitating only for me to realize it had a string prepared up from the ceiling on the other side of the room. It's like an escape rope, they just nope away and go on a hunting elsewhere.
Everybody, chill
>>581541887It's because of the gacha
>>581541776If you drop your ID I'll leave this commentdoes good erp ichihime-0.png
>>581541887the interface is unusable, they couldn't even match the tile clack sounds with the tiles, not to mention click sounds and button animations (don't remember if the buttons are even animated, only remember i had no idea if i clicked it or not, because the ui was completely unintuitive)
All I know is Mahjong kings has a positive rating so we should all play that.
>>581542140it hasnt been translated
>>581542263do you really need it?
For me it's 雀姬/姫麻雀
>>581542297Perchance
>>581541941I used to play daily when it first came out. Really like the BP and freebies.I got Daji that way, Still no bond outfit though.Although the insanity is rolling 6 of a character to unlock an outfit is something else...
>>581542297over half of /mjg/ uses training wheels, don't expect them to know what ãƒãƒ³ or 平和 looks like
as a beginner are there any good content creators who play and talk through why they are making the decisions that they are like as if they were explaining the game to a 10 year old retarded child i would find that helpful
>>581543192Ask grok to teach you
What killed the dinosaurs the ice age
>>581543876but it introduced brainstorm
>>581544150what do green needles have to do with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB_gBa9LOREcynthia-6r.png
>>581515843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRiVUVNUhIs
>>581541768hime is arguably the most generous of the 4 I know including amatsuki and it still gets mixed reviewsbtw which gacha am I missing besides mahjong soul, riichi city, hime mahjong and amatsuki mahjong
>chink panda rerun at lastIt's awesome but I should probably stop buying skins every update. Surely I'll stop doing that once I hit that 40 outfit achievement
>no Joseph skin
>>581544602>he didn't buy it last yearyou don't deserve panda
>>581544532amatsuki is now at negative reviews
>>581544532Sega MJ?
>>581544732I didn't have panda last year either. I'm not the type of guy who buys skins in advance
I'm not gonna make it... if only friendlies gave you gifts
>>581544759growing pains maybe? there is something fishy going on though I've been rerolling for 3-4 hours and this is the 5th 50/50 I lose in a row
>>581544532>missing the best mahjong client
>>581544874there's nothing worth rolling for anyways
>>581544841It's a gacha? when I saw it mentioned I thought it was some arcade stuff or something>>581544956which
>>581544898>anon doesn't have this titlengmi
>>581542664how does knowing what heiwa looks like help me play mahjong
>>581545025There's Sega MJ, and then also Sega MJ Arcade.
>>581545651you need inner peace to play mahjong
>>581545864I don't thinkSometimes my hands are 1000Sometimes they're 24000I do not know whyBut I am happy either way
>>581544956What is the best one according to you
I'm gonna make the best mahjong client, and my first collab will be Speaki free for all
>>581546013the one you're not playing
>>581544956Hime Mahjong is right there though?
>>581545025Mahjong Fighting Girls, the SAVIORS of mjg
>>581544980what collab would make you roll everything?
for me it's touhou mahjong DMEO
>>581546292saki rerun
>>581546292the prillya collab already happened
>>581546447We already had a sucky rerunamaekoromo-5.png
>>581544956sauce?
It says here /jong/ is planning an attack on /mjg/ in the coming weeks
>>581547663you say it as if something new. they do it every single day since years ago.
>>581547663they can't even keep their thread alive
>>581543192I watched yu-song back before he became popular but he doesn't explain basic new player stuff.
yakitoki...
>>581548652i found him in my search but he started screaming and baseding at the start of the video and i couldnt really take it
I don't watch mahjong period
what's going on, I have lost the 50/50 when rerolling on amatsuki mahjong SEVEN fucking times, the gacha has to be rrrrrigged somehow
tourney dokoquestionnaire doko
>>5815510978 times now.
I came
>>581552097oh, you came? that's so funny!
I saw
What on earth even is a mahjong?Gee golly I love having no agency.Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jojtmv-t22t23v1-475c-64fi-haad-rgshkiqtynqv_a882995056_2
I filtered
I baked.
>>581552571I came in Tersucky's whoomie!
HUGE announcement next thread
>>581553447if it's not a tourney im dama'ing every friendly
>>581553447Is it the sanmacuck tournament?
>>581553447Why would you not just announce it this thread if it were real?
>>>/v/747881163
>>581553665I gotta really hype it up
>>581553734Why are you responding to your own post?
>>581553665thread is almost over
>>581553843thread is still 12 hours young, anon.
>>581553734>only soul left is on fucking /v/it's so over
>>581553843No it isn't. The thread's just getting started because one just walked in. Let's party!!1
>>581553993
>>581553980>/v/ermins genuinely believe thisgo back
>>581551097I won my first 50/50 so skill issue
>rate ups for 8 different girls alongside the new girl debuteither the internal metrics for murphy were really good or really bad
what is modern gacha practices for 1000
I don't know because I don't play any gachas
What are you doing in this thread then?
Why the Detective ruined Among Us
mahjong isn't a gacha
>>581555003Winning society games is so fucking easy. You have to be genuine goycattle to lose at them when part of the majority.
>>581555129Vote this Anon for being annoying
>>581555041Fuji disagree
>>581555129anon is a smug sociopath who read the 48 laws of power in high schoolvote him out he's always fucking lying
>>581555129Ayanokoji...
>>581553447DRESS MUTSUKI TOURNEY?
>>581555129yeah I load up three of my accounts
what causes /mjg/ to constantly worship the demiurge?
>>581556226get out, Valentinus
>>581556226Didn't he create mahjong?
I created Mahjong
>>581556226Mahjong is a game that condenses the pure essence of the demiurge, so it's only natural.
>>581556584GET ME OUT OF THE LOOP MATRIX
Why do anons get upset about looping?It's not like they are going to be banished from mahjong.And if they rank up all they get is to.....play more mahjong.Omigoto nanoja and enjoy the process.
>>581556584John?!
I kissed the Demiurge
>>581556706Are you pregnant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCa5cVJmlWA
Is blob's brain the smallest of all Jyanshis?
murphy-8.png
>>581557148she's kino... she's so fucking kino...
>>581557148I want to see her naked
Give me the Touhou collab. I'll be the famous Marisa.
>>581557148is this the first FLAT HAG in mahjong history?
>>581557148To me it's ironic, because they likely made a drawfag character using AI, so she's probably just a skinwalker character.
call or skip?
>>581557267>that>flat
>>581557148KINO!
>>581557394Skip.You don't have to try to match the speed and be desperate, you can just wait for better calls.
can someone teach me how to read manhwa when there are 50000 FOOTBALL FIELDS OF WHITE SPACE PER PAGE AND IT'S FUCKING KLLING MY INDEX FINGER FROM DESTROYING MY SCROOL WHEEL?
>>581557148>shoujo manga artist>let's give her 2 classical art reference emotes!are they retarded?
>>581557562Everyone studies the greats.
>>581557562Every single pro drawfag is forced to learn from classical art, retard-kun.
>>581557560Try asking the manhwa general.
>>581557562At least they're saving you from spending the bond resources
>>581557560You forgot to say please
>>581557148Murphy-1.png is my cock's pov
>>581557394doesn't really help you and do you really want to risk bad wait tenpaiif you dont need to?
>>581557394Easy call. Advances the hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWyWExUDAc
>>581557560Use middle click to scroll?
Blobtards can make even cool games lamer by association.
I've never seen a blobnigger post anything I like or high quality.
>>581557394Easy skip
>>581557148fucking shitty retarded google. cant really find the stupid meme of the fainted boxer, which is I think the reference.
>>581557394>>581557496>>581557694>>581557746>>581557934mortal says call, baka says skipmaybe it's because we've got a lot of the value in our own hand so it's unlikely for shimocha to nuke us, still I don't like opening my hand in a situation like this where I have plenty of improvements I can draw
>>581557948Ashita no joe
Are tehre any friendly games going on?
>>581557148Why did they steal emotes from Bocchi instead of just giving us the collab?
why are bocchitroons like that
>>581558054You can be the change you want to see!
>>581558176They're just looking for a kitastacy
>>581558402I have a kitastacy
Malaysian hours are the fucking worst.
EuroGAWD here, I woke up early to make it worse.
Malaysian hours are the fucking best.
>>581557365CN Azur Lane recently forgot to take off an AI watermark from an outfit so I also believe this. On another note, I don't like how Murphy goes from a design t-shirt to a plain white t-shirt in her bond oufit.
And then Marisa full power mastersparked Reimu in the pussy and it was the coolest thing ever.
>>581558041>>581557148ty. dunno why they changed the face direction tho
>be euro>wake up, eat brekkie, play mahjong, post about mahjong in the mahjong thread>some bag poster calls me malaysian and tells me I'm the worst
>>581558874if you're european, why did you make a malaysian coded post
>>581558843So it doesn't look too similar to Joseph's emote
Eurochad here. My destined wife was an indonesian gamer, but she died. I'll never recover from this.Mahjong.
>>581558835Ah, cumflation.....blisssss
As a burger poster I save my worst posts for these hours.
>>581558917since when are WWYDs malaysian codedif anything bag posters are the most SEAdog coded posts
>>581558835I wish I was good enough to get into 2huAt least in mahjong I can LARP like I know what I'm doing.
It's time we admit that 90% of this general is secretly SEA
>watching japanese series>SEAnigger getting his minwage stolen by chad jap boss doing the right thing>random libtard jap fights for the seanigger rights and winsJapan has fallen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3JjwyteoFU
Another worthless contribution by a blobtard.
>>581559319your filterreps?
>expecting anything of value from sewercreatures
>>581556226It is unfathomable to me how people can still believe in the Christian god when demons who besmirch his name like Kenneth Copeland and any other megachurch head hasn't been smote to hell.
>see japanese cooking video>suggests dry-sautéing mushrooms>"but why would anyone want cancer mushrooms?">oh.
>>581559534All in due time.They sow the seed in that which shall pass away and thus shall reap despair and envy.
https://youtu.be/g2lcXA1qEVA
>>581556226What demiurge?
>>581559641Anon, he's 89 years old. He'll die of old age.
>>581559739>dieThat's where you're wrong kiddo.
>>581559534>cannot copeland
>>581519541kek based
Can we hurry and kill this thread so we can see what the big announcement is about?
>>581560168>he actually thought it was real
Why are spiders friendly but wasps meanies?
>>581560256
>>581560337
>>581494845>/mjg/ retarded lot
>>581559667Soooooo kino.HA is really good when you ignore the lame filler stuff. Especially the music.
>>581494845>mahjong need /mjg/
this shit literally makes no sense
>>581503024It's BokuYaba actually, not Komi
>>581560674
Murphy's musky piss-stained underwear And post
if we removed all undesirables from /mjg/ we'd be left with two polish 50 year old men who do nothing but read political headlines all day and don't make friendliesthat would suck
Start by removing yourself first
It's so tiresome to see unfunny people making so many sad attempts at jokes.
>>581561135but _lain is American and BULKVANDERHUGE is Australian?
>>581561290But enough about you, 67.
>>581561290koitus koitus
>>581561290the joke is sex!!!
>>581561476Sex is no joke.Children come from it.
>>581561361>American
As predicted last week, Akagi (finally) lost to hag, as she retakes her undeserved 2nd place.
>>581561718LATAM is still America
>>581561874where is this information collected from again?Ranked games gold and above in yona and sanma right?
>>581561989Yes, anything amae can display, tonpuu included.
>>581557560Kill yourself gooksucker
>>581561989I make up the numbers entirely.
>>581561874Why isn't the word Shigeru in kanji?
I finished a manga. What a massive ride.
>>581562912why is that hanner black
>>581562912most retarded pon yeehaw
>>581563080
>>581562912stupid panda
>>581563187wtf
>>581563926What are the odds
revue collab doko
ranma collab doko I want shampoo
mail room doko?I wanna impress with my 'jong skills so I can be scouted.
>>581563926bots can't into yakumen
Doko???!!!
IRL mahjong !
>>581565493>names
/doko/, /doko/,you can call me /doko//mjg/'s little g, /mjg/ without the m!, hiding in /vm/!Hidden secret, very few can find meHear your kokos getting filled inside me!I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)
>>581565570>/mjg/'s little gwrong
>>581565493L O N D O N
>>581565493Is this clean mahjong? Does 4th place get sent to the gulag?
>>581565586/doko/ is /mjg/'s rightful clay! It's little general!
GIVEMETHE QUESTIONNAIRE
So you instantly riichi shit wait yaku-less hands but if you have yaku you can damaten and ron/tsumo if your wait comes up but you can also riichi once your wait improves?
>>581564862not true
>>581566847Trust me bro, honors are genbutsu, I was trained exclusively on /mjg/ wwyds
You now remember kodomo dealing into the daisangen
that was a cutie?
>>581566994Still a child.
>>581567058kodomo is trademarked on mjg
>>581566657it depends
back to back 4th place and deal in rate above 10% now
>>581567179where are the copewwyds
>>581567223Weren't anything special, got a 87 mortal rating on the second one
I am having so much fun with the umineko mod, thank you anon that made it.aru-10.png
>>581567603dont feel too bad thats pretty good for an expert.
>>581565493The girl in black shirt looks cute and stacked
>>581562951you can't just ask people why they're black
>>581567703>people
>>581565493OH MAH DUBRI
>>581565493>wrctroons use color tenbouokay, i'm switching back to all white, it was a fun gimmick when it lasted
cynthia-7.pngDeranking to adept
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gwsegNgoGoUltimate Showdown of Online Mahjong Players
>>581566895HONOURS>>581567179if your deal in rate is 10% then you're not pushing enough and it's why you end up in last
>>581569283I wish I rolled for her bros, her voice and big snake tits are so good
>>581569283
>>581569357>bond skin is animated footfaggotry >emotes are midyou're not missing much
my neighbor gave me some homegrown heirloom tomatoes a few days ago and I can't wait to eat them
>>581569582How can a tomato be a heirloom? It must be rotten by now.
>>581569949>>581569949>>581569949
>>581565493I've seen the guy in the hat before, and I remember one other person in there for swap calling I think
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