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>farm a supporttroon (not intentionally, they were just ass)>rageswaps to my wife>gets brutally moggedI'm gonna miss this next season.
>>581540007
Love D.Mon
Every single quick play game is just who gets the stack that are playing to win it's fucking moronic.
>>581540685good thing I only play Mystery Heroes
>>581540685Wouldn't be so bad if the balance team weren't complete fucking retards who refused to listen to the playerbase
>>581540752there is no balance state where people who actually want to play the game and people who just get high and throw because "its just qp" will ever be equals
>>581540859i mean they could just not have hard meta characters who get widdle baby swaps on the wrist instead of the nerfs they deserve
>>581540739how are MH queues in general? and is it good, or is it 5v5?
>>581540685works on my machine
Hey, it's Kiriko
>spends a year shitting on OW in favor of Rivals, saying how much he hates it and will never go back>comes crawling back like a little bitch and only makes OW videos againKWABOTY
What woman in this game is most likely to eat someone if she found them shrunk to one centimeter tall?
>>581540752I couldn't give a shit about the balance when the matchmaking is this terrible.
>>581541889still hager
>>581541889>spends weeks hyping up the inevitable 6v6 announcement at blizzcon>dead silence about 6v6 at blizzcon except from a single slip of the tongue>THEY OFFICIALLY BROKE SILENCE ON 6v6!!!!!! 6V6 IS BACK!!!! 6V6 WON!!!!this nigga really just needs to go offline for a couple days or something
>>581541889>>581542290I would simply not look at anything he does instead of spreading it eveywhere because of your incessant need to gossip.
>>581540974nvm I tried it, fast enough queue and 6v6, not bad. probably because it's a friday night though. 80% certain that it's populated with some bots to keep queues low though. liked being able to just kill myself whenever I rolled a t*nk
>>581541889I'M DONE
>>581542290He doesn't even believe that shit he just knows he's cultivated a specific audience and normal people dont watch him.
Finally it's mine
>>581543452fartilly it's gyne
Is there anything more kino than playing DMON with a really good Rein in 6v6, or vice versa?>alternating shields to help the other tank recover>DMON bodyblocking some poor sucker so Rein can charge him>charging in together>firestrike+DMON shield bash for near unsurvivable burst damage
>>581543513you can have this one
>>581543591zar winston
>>581543591playing a real character in a real mode
>>581543615I'd rather use no skin at that point desu
>>581543452we used to call this one Big Tits Brig
>really good rein>in 6v6
>>581541889We only watch good content creators here, like /our guy/ Seagull.
>>581543962>proto flats
>>581543720define real characterdefine real mode
>>581544093'mix
>>581543805I see what you mean.
>>581536251
>>581544146sigma. 5v5. final destination.
>>581544459>pokeslop*yawn*
>>581544405
listen to your mummy
>mizuki chain locking you down for an entire roundthis is fine, buff mizuki again!>have an entire second to deal one (1) damage to avoid locked abilities for one (1) second (it doesn't even matter, you're a shitscan nigger that doesn't use abilities anyways)BLIZZAAAAAAARD DELETE SOMBRA NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>581545164the average person plays in games where mizuki hits maybe 1 out of 10 chains if they even remember they have it
>>581545164lets please talk about flashbang hinder being 1.2 seconds first
>>581545278Just imagine a seething doom or ball main typing it after diving into 5 right next to him
How many days left in the season?
>>581545497it tell you on the battle pass screen gunface you've been told this before
>>5815454976 hinders in 12 minutes >>581545278 is right
Just because the other mech-girl came out doesn't mean you have to stop playing D.Va!
>>581545857I'll do that when they unnerf her so she deals damage again.
>>581545665a lot of the perception in the game is shaped by that most people are gold or silver. sombra is oppressive, ana is skillful, ball is skillful, freja isn't that bad, payload good (i get confused if there's any chance at all i can get flanked and can't just walk in a straight line), zen is mediocre, flashbang is oppressive even though it's worse chain it's just easier to hit
>>581543789Tracer would be hanging out with Pacman at Green Hills Zone while showing off her Keyblade. Imagine showing /owg/ this pic back in 2016.
>>581546093flashbang is cancer BECAUSE its easier to hit. for how braindead it is, theres no reason the hinder should be 1.2 seconds. devs literally said "braindead cass monkeys cant follow up on the nearly stationary enemy with the 0.8 second hinder so let's increase the duration by 50%"
>>581546214yeah it should be a 7 second stun with infinite range instead then it'd be fair and skillful
19/20 lootbox. Pray for me.
>>581546283unsure what point you are trying to make
>>581546332kiriko skin
>close OW cause I should check out some other games>just think about opening up OW againwhy does it have to be so fun>>581546332big win
How would Jack "76" Morrison react to the new OW being nothing but kpop idols who perform kpop choreographies
>player loses one team fight in quick play>panic switches to orisa/bastion
>>581546408I mean he'd probably be pleased.
>>581546192She recalled a few too many times
>>581546214Just shut the fuck up cumface you've been playing for 8 years and can't get out of metal ranks.
>>581546540im not gunface? dont see how you possibly came to that conclusion when I was calling him dogshit furhter up in the chain for barely landing any chains in the entire gameboth hinders in the game need to have their durations reduced.
>>581546540ethered that freak
>these are the faggots that are complaining about sombraI'm NOT healing, I don't care.
Anyone who acts like a silver who thinks he knows the game better than his superiors is going to get called cumface sorry.
>ethered that freak
For me it's Spilo-sensei.
We are also not playing that 6v6 crap you can throw there how much you want.
>>581546862>retarded birdnest 5v5 cockgobbler who wants Orisa to be able to flyDie
As actual Africans, Doomfist and Doctrine enjoy a superior status to New World nigs like Lucio, Baptiste and Sojourn, who are almost certainly the descendants of slaves (maybe not Sojourn, who might be from more recent immigrant stock let in since the Trudeau period)
>>581546712LOL
>>581547003The world is advanced enough to develop superintelligent robots and hard light, where's the wakanda?
>>581547096this is an alternate timeline, so wakanda was there all along because what if no colonialism
is Orisa considered honorary black
>>581546862All of his opinions are genuinely horrendous.
>>581547096Do you play the game at all
>>581547096Its called Numbani, you fucking tourist
i made the mistake of enjoying the game after reinstalling so i got hit with losers queue
>>581546706I think I do have a good reason to speak on overtuned cooldowns in this general composed of 99.99% chimpanzees since I play this dogshit game and nothing elseit's retards like you who can't acknowledge when something is unhealthy by being too easy to use that we end up with shit like mauga and hyperbuffed supports
>>581547351What are Numbanda's greatest achievements? can you name one?
>>581546384>>581546393Small win. I’m not gonna use it but I’m not mad at it.
>>581547463>1488 hoursbased
>tracer doomfist player thinks he should have no counterplaylmao
>>581547467Supposedly the head of the fictional UN-equivalent is from thereThey created the original doomfist Efi's inventions are responsible for like 60% of their GDP
>>581547463>those soulless win at all costs heroes
>>581547526nice
>>581547467Vibranium
>>581546515I forgot that Tracer is used to these types of shenanigans
>>581547467Orisa is an omnic with literally no downsides
>>581547526>I’m not gonna use it but I’m not mad at it.Describes a lot of my pulls recently
>>581547674That's just one of the perks of being the face of your game, whenever it collabs with something you're the one who shows up in the collab.
>>581546454>we lose one engagement>the second tank swaps to JunkratAnyone who does this shit should be flayed alive
>>581547692Stairs and small doorways
>>581547467Sheva Alomar
i'd ram my dick up orisa's small doorway
>>581547849>Debra will play her in RE5 demakeGrim
>>581547802She's not the face of the game anymore
>>581548009tourist
>>581547802Made for grooming and exploitation while underage by gangs of South Asian men
>Flats said that the webcomic is dogshit made by 3rd party companyI thought he was a shill.
>>581548429I couldn't give a fuck what flats thinks about a webcomic.
>>581547802Its a nice face
>no The ritualpost yeti need my comfort posters to feel a sense of stability in my life
>>581548204kys
>>581548867I want to kiss it
>>581548907can Shion be part of the the's
>>581548907The Olivia...
The Hogdaddy
>>581548907Treat yourself the way you wish to be treated by others. I always type "wp (my hero)" when I played well because nobody else will praise me. It brings me joy.
Why is Sierra's winrate so low?She can easily outshoot anyone besides very good Widow or Hanzo.
>>581549160I always type gg [hero] diff. always rustles some jimmies.
>>581549160>nobody else will praise meSo true.I didn't have MVP in the last 30 hours.
>>581549160Who's my cute little pogchamp :)
>>581549414Me! Me! I am!!! :3
>>581549136
my engagement is so optimized right now
>>581549832>looks back while at full speed in trafficrevoke her license
>>581548907REEEE
>>581549890Wow, big loss streaks are rough! When I'm struggling in Blizzard™'s hit hero shooter, Overwatch©, I like to check out the shop! Sometimes, all you need to turn your luck around is a fancy new skin! Personally, I'd recommend the Le Sserafim™ Bundle, which includes the brand-new You Just Made My Night© collab set! See you online, friend! GG<3
>>581549890>when you reach 51% so Benjamin Netanyahu hits you with the 1 - 9 6v6 Master dps
Recognised yourself?
>>581549165She occupies a weird space between spam and hitscan that other heroes do better. Mainly though I think she's a shitter magnet like orisa and it's those people who drag her down.
>>581550471
>>581550428I was the torb from launch up to his rework. I miss him.
>>581550591I miss 6 torbs
>>5815506386X was probably the most honest overwatch has ever been. all downhill from there. catering to streamers, esports, and general "competitiveness" may have kept the game alive this long, but it sure as shit has never been as fun as 6 torbs was.
>>581550428>their needs
Angela Ogundimu
Como Kiriko
Sloan Rutledge
>>581550873There was never going to be a comp mode but everyone begged for it during beta.
>say gg fkn ez at the end because it's apparently the new zoomer meme and I like appearing hip and cool>3 separate niggas start whining about toxicity or whateverwhy are overcucks so sensitive?
>>581549960anti crashing technology
Hana BOB
The
what is the funniest ow reaction pic you have? mine is the disgusted hana in shooting star
>>581551920
>>581551920gold medlas moira
>>581551543the overly sensitive have been catered to by the devs since day 1 when ggez was filtered
>>581552247
>>581551920The legend of course
>moira mains profileit really makes sense why she was just standing behind walls and waiting now lmao. why he went for the hero with zero aim is also explained.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/6/6e/Ramattra_-_My_power_surges.ogg
>>581552794>moira main>Faze clan fanI bet they're also an anime power scaler and donate to multiple streamers
i want an option in settings to auto-cancel lifegrip, i don't want to have to think about spamming space when i'm in the middle of something.
>>581554669bronzie tier take
you know for the longest time I though a general for a game like this would be nothing but gooning like those gacha game generals but surprisingly notgood job
blud thinks i'm playing stadium :skull:
>>581554859>stadium
>>581554710weaver players don't get an opinion, faggot.
>>581546093Flash bang is oppressive.
>>581554815we have gameplay in our game
>>581555350>grandma's tier
>played too much supp and now i'm on endorsement 5 like some kind of fagtime to run down some qp games as junk or something to get it back down
>>581554815This place has simmered down a lot over the years but we still have our occasional horny poster. We also use /aco/ for the hardcore stuff.>>>/aco/9303902
people dont talk enough about how much of a fucking nightmare a good echo is
why can moria cleanse with fade but kiriko cant with tp
>>581556442Good Echo must be even more rare that good JQ
>>581556442I have an okay Echo, I’ve been on teams with level 3 trillion ones and they always put in work.
>>581557306She could before but people keep complaining how broken she is so they keep nerfikng her with every patch.
>good echothis aint 2020 big dawg
>>581556387
>>581556062lewd The's
I still need like 52 levels on the battle pass to finish it
Has anyone gotten the uwu title from the battle pass yet? I haven't seen anyone in game with it. And it feels like it's taking me forever.
it feels so cucked when you're on a character that takes an ult perk but you build first ult and have a good opportunity to use it minor while perk is at like 90% xp
gm briggers
>>581558650I don't even know how long you need to play to get UwUReally ridiculous.
What's the point of League skins? Why are people who aren't part of e-sport even allowed to get them?
>>581559456It used to be easier before they changed the way the battle passes work this season right? I swear they seemed more doable.
the blonde le seraphim girl who got humiliated by frogger has absolutely no boobs, dr kim has failed
please rate my most played heroes>freja>kiri>brig>s76
>>581559947freja mains are all based fun seekers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like that Kiriko has very strong "big sister who lets herself get raped by the villains to save her younger siblings" energy, despite her being the youngest when compared to Hanzo and Gengu
>>581560603based rapechad
>>581559947>strong independent women>s76mommy/daddy issues
>I said my face bomb, ass tight (Yeah)Racks stack up Shaq height (Yeah)Jewelry on me, flashlight (Huh)I been lit since last night (Woo)Hit him with that good goodMake a nigga act right (Ah)Broke boys don't deserve no pussyhttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/6/6b/Sierra_-_Woo%21_I_know_that%E2%80%99s_right.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20260424032020
>overtwach fandomwe dont endorse that crap here
we won
They should make a map in Bruges. That town is like a fairy tale!
I'm only interested in how Tracer would react to being raped
>>581562991
>>581562721It's a fairytale town, innit? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
Le Widow
>Ramattra attacked London>voiced by Indian What did they mean by this.
oh great it's the poltard
>>581558331
the wall has been updated
>>581565301You'd think Japan had better taste.
>>581565019
>>581565756True, not nearly enough venture love
>>581557995if you haven't seen good ones thats on your rank little fella
>>581566037
>>581559546there are some fans of the teams who buy them, it funds them. and they are recolours so they don't take effort to make.
>>581565301junosisters...
>>581565301>all those votes for anran/wuyang/dvazainichi voter fraud
>>581566452I think the ones that have paper stuck on are a second layer because the first one is full
>>581566506this has to be true if you compare dva to orissa
>>581566506sorry im a dumb airhead bimbo...
>>581566582H-hey....
>>581566171
>>581565301>AnaKILL THE BITCH ALREADY!
good evening thussy
i look like this
>>581566883I'm so sorry anon.
>>581566883wanna duo?
>>581566973EACH OTHER???
>>581566973Someone shop Hana like on the pic
>you'we like a miwwow
>>581566973need this on my face tbqh
>>581566779
>>581550428Does Adderall actually help with gaming?
>>581567383good nyight
>>581567553>do stims make you focus betteryes
>>581567190>venture with stubbleDamn!
>>581567701good nyight cutie..
>>581566110trvke i'm gm so people can actually shoot flying heroes
The king has spokenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD_X9KOkxMA
>>581568087
>>581568105>i'm gm so people can actually shoot fl-ACK
OWbros, are we really the GAWDS of online FPS?
>>581569034maybe before s9
>>581569034OW aimers are better because they are all anime FAGGOTS playing that osu crap while in queue meanwhile csblokes just spam NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER on cooldown
>>581569301Does OSU really help with aiming?
>>581569034aiming is impossible for me in this game, i'd say yes
>>581569132>checked it nowWhat the fuck? This was registered.
>>581569374it's basically aim training and reactions so yeah
>>581570093There's nothing wrong with that fetish.
>>581570093No
>>581570119t. cuck
Speaking of aim; has anyone tried fiddling with sensor orientation? Does it help?
>>581570119It only makes me want to main him now!
I used to main DPS but switched to tank because I got bored of aim duels. I didn't want to sweat that hard to have impact.
>>581570160Yeah?
>>581570093>>581570119I'm actually surprised there is a lack of Overwatch cuck memes.
>>581570163dunno but I took the skates off my mouse and now I aim better
Hoiya
>>581567190i know full well chaewon can say it properly if she wants to
I like to imagine that if Mauga ever catches Baptiste, he is going to turn Bap into a quadruple amputee and wear him into battle chained to his front with his cock up his ass 24/7 like a WH40K Penitent Engine while everyone flees from the sight in terror and disgust
>>581570313Why would you do that?
reaper is so fucken cool man
>>581571763grok can i get that as a picture
QP is full of cat abusers this weekend, im getting my junkrat boxes and getting out
>>581571792I spilled tea all over it and had to screw it open to clean the mouse4 button properly and I'm just too lazy to apply new ones and I find the increased friction is pretty nice actuallyonly annoying thing is that the DPI button pokes my mousepad a bit
>>581555350obviously not if tracer has a clearly higher winrate
>>581568216
flats emongg and super lowkey looks like pokemon evolution
I finished my Support and 6vs6 placements on Kriiko only. I guess Silver is my real rank.
>>581576976low elo anons are so cute~!
thoughts?
>>581576976Kiriko is just a very weak hero right now. It's not your fault, king.
Kitsune is just too strong *makes a hero who gives out kitsune every 10 seconds*
>>581578286>>581577971I'm just bad and need to become better. I hope I'm not terminal bronze/silver
I'd rather have the old battlepass victory poses than these ugly ass skins
>Sombra outduel me on TracerWhy is her damage so big?
>>581579435aim issue
>>581579435sandra gun go brrrrrrrrrtracer gun go pzzzzzzz
>>581579435Maybe you're just bad
I fucking suckI don't have a gene for gaming.
anons, gamers dont game bc of win or lose, we game bc of the rush before it concludes, if you dont it, not worth it. Id rather lose on cass with a 20% crit rate than swap to say anra, sierra or whatever nuage hero to squeak a win on bad balance
>>581581863This nigga acting like cree isn't ez mode op shit
>>581583663*farts in your mouth*
guys i'm starting to think i won't get the uwu title
>>581583663the amount of cope that any ow1 hero has the bullshit that nuTroon devs have put in the game is hilarious. Ah yes the stun is on the same equal footing as an aoe heal E, an auto lock on primary etc. The only boosted hitscan inherently right now is emre. You are not winning on easy mode with cass, if you do, its because its a support dif not a dps dif. Cass is the minimum amount of bullshit you must equip yourself with to even stand a chance in nuWatch
>>581583996did you do all your weeklies
>>581584004There are people who actually believe this.
>>581584004lot of raped vibes from this poster
I have 1600 hours in the game
>>581551920The rat.
>>581584264>bunch of poke heroes that all play the same>top 2 are characters that aim for you>1600 hoursWhy do you even play this game
>>581584597Post yours
>>581584264I have 1200 hours in the game
People who complain about "characters that auto aim" always play some corny shit that's just tracking with an undo button.
>>581583996most mercy mains have it already
I think this is the first time I see UwU
Orisa going UwU when I cum in her robo pussy
>>581584087yes we know you go "feral" for men and pretend to be a woman online
If I leave my team wouldn't lose points, right? Thinking about plugging when I perform poorly.
>>581585489Why wouldn't they?
>>581585561Not their fault that they played with plugger
Is this more gen alpha lingo I'm too old to know or is it a forced meme attempt
>>581585976you can't post here clanker
Explains a lot.
The support bias in design is so retarded. Supports can't ever just have a normal CD it has to do 4 other things too >hurrrr cat NEEDS to do knockback AND damage on its giant self healing aoe >hurrr cat NEEDS to do an aoe stun and damage on ult Blackula is even worse. Clearly made by some failed dps who complains any time a DPS is good and supports should have a button that negates everything they can do while also doing as much damage as them with more health and self healing with easier to land shots
>>581584690It's doom pharah venture
>>581586780It's giving seething "flanker" dps main that doesn't understand the meaning of baiting cooldowns or disengaging.
i dont think uwu is attainable as a f2pfag...
>dude just bait jpc's cooldowns! thanking God every day I'll never be this medically retarded
People never vote for my MVP. Like literally never.
>>581587502Most of them do slam that mf button if they take a little bit of damage.
>>581587561I might if I didn't have to sit through my 10,475th potg
>>581586780It's totally fine that Baptiste gets 550 effective health. It's totally fine that ana has the strongest stun in the game and anti.It's totally fine that kiriko has suzu and better damage at infinite range than many dps while also having the highest m1 heals per second. It's totally fine that sombra became a support so her virus that only did damage got replaced with an ability that's aoe, leaves a lingering field on the ground, does burst damage and dot, does burst heal and heal over time, and cuts in half damage/healing done. There is no support bias.
>>581587561Press p and see how many people are left in the lobby. A lot just leave as soon as the game ends.
>>581586780The more you look into the cat the more retarded you realise the design is, it's AOE heal is stronger than Bap's regen burst at it's peak in OW1, trying to kill through that thing is like trying to kill through transcendence
>endorsement 1 moira player>spams "Thanks!" and "Good work!" while farming medlasstereotypes exist for a reason
>>581588167I'm so done with all these fuckass moiras that think they're gods, feels like they're everywhere.
tracer is still the most boring character in the game to play against and their victim complex won't change that
>>581588369lol. please try to explain how anyone can be more boring to play against than any hitscan. after them comes mauga and hog. tracer would come in pretty fucking low on the list.
>>581588286i've started finding moiras even more cringe than mercy. when i see these retards jump around with their hand outstretched its actually like beholding a downie, but without any of the charm.
>>581588918They are, mercy mains usually at least try to be good at their character and role. Moira mains are people who find bastion too demanding.
>>581588772Lesbian earrings.
>full 6 stacks in qp this early
We don't that crap here.
Th-thanks Junkrat...
>>581590103wow she's...horny
>>581562721In fucking Bruges?
>>581588369>still the most boring character in the game to play againstthat is any flyer expect pharah and maybe echo
Why aren't you saying fuck tank trannies and start melting tanks yourself?
>>581590672think most retards here play 5v5 so that isn't possible
>>581586394lol
>>581590672>spam 4 ultsmost impressive 6v6 play
>>581590672The tanks that have 400 hp in 6v6, impressive.
>>581591045
>>581591045B-b-b-b-based
>>581590672the colors are really weird in this webm is your computer ok
Torbdaddy dickdown
im trying out domina, how does passive healing and shield regen interact? does it stack or does passive healing only effect white health and shield regen the shields
>>581591209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTytu2ciUZE
>>581592268passive healing is just when you heal after being out of combat for a few seconds, this perk activates it immediately
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Moira_-_Stupidity_is_not_a_right.ogg
>>581592630i mean does the passive healing also activate shields 30 per second regen or do you still have to wait 3 seconds for it to start.
>keep getting domed by a Widow>McCree says not to worry and that he'll make Widow spend the rest of the game on the respawn screen>swaps to Torb>completely shuts Widow downI'm sorry I ever doubted you, TorbGODS
>lost 6 games in silverI'm trash and I don't understand why I can't improve.
>>581593704Post a replay if you want actual advice.
>>581593704Mechanics are the big filter in the lower ranks since there's no game sense required to win games
>>581594287Mechanics are required to get to plat, you need okay game sense to get to emerald and diamond, and then you need to work on mechanics and game sense to get to Master/above
>gg fkn ezfurkgin eazy
>>581594443There are plenty of shitty dps in diamond and emerald that got there purely by calibration after being able to click heads in qp. Then they gently drop to gold or whatever and repeat the process with a new account.
>>581595427That's just Blizzard's shit system, doesn't really disprove what he said
>>581595721I wasn't trying to. You definitely aren't getting past diamond without gamesense, just the calibration system is weighted for kills.
>>581596273You can definitely get past diamond with just aiming though
i got to diamond on tank and DPS through game sense alone. i cant aim for shit
>>581594148I kinda know what I'm doing wrong. The problem is I keep making the same mistakes. And my mechanics are on Bronze 5 level.
>>581591045she's so genki
I went 0/10 on placements in season 1 because I thought it would be funny and have been stuck in the shitter since. but I only play qp apart from drives so whatever. it is kinda funny being silver but having every teammate in qp be diamond and up. ranked is a meme, never understood why people get so intense about it.
if youre getting beat by a player with better aim just try to make them tilt. tbagging after a kill, talking shit in chat after a kill, both works for me and you can see the mental cracks start to show after long enough.
>>581597789Go after the e-"g"f that they're undoubtabley being pocketed by, make "her" mad and you'll win
I have induced so many reddit melties this weekend by just typing gg fkn ez, win or lose
>>581598474Hey don't say that!
>I have induced so many reddit melties this weekend by just typing gg fkn ez, win or lose
Goth Juno sucking my balls.
>>581598474cant afford ram because niggas want to this bullshit
alright good session
>3 flankers on team>completely uncontested ana on enemy teamMy fault I guess
I think Custa should have to solo queue dps to keep his job
I hate the new battlepass so much you need to finish it all before you get any currency now
>>581599440>>581599440have you actually tried flanking an ana before? she has 2 ults to burn and the second support will likely save her anyway. retarded character design
>Heal you? Eat shit.
>>581600051size of feces tierlist
>Sees huge butt>Thinks of moons
>look at moons>think of werewolves
rarr!
>>581600446best bf ^^
>>581593531killing widowtrash as a torb or mei always feels good
>>581600835Nobody really does shit like this, right?
>>581600835i wonder how many people have you avoided
>>581600936I do. or will, rather, next season.>>581600954I really wish we had a way to tell. I've gotten the frequently avoided message before, though I suspect it's a lot lower than one would suspect.
I never realized how busty Sierra is, good lord.
I FEEL BETTER NOW
YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT
>KILLER BEEEEEEEEAM
cat should have 150hp
Doomfist slam should have its cool down lowered by a second. It's an underrated part of his kit that they keep ignoring until this season with the damage buff
>>581600835>not helping Sigsoulless
>>581602059I'm actually baffled to learn that the flying character with more mobility than tracer has 225 health rather than 200 or even 175. The devs have lost all concept of risk and reward in terms of balance
>>581602352She also has a pulsing AOE self heal better than bap's self heal that lasts longer than a zen orb or wuyang orb that also knocks back and damages.
>>581602971sorry, skin sellers get the buffs. buy more skins goy, maybe we'll make your main good again.
>>581603108>kiriko nerfed again
>move sombra to support>but make her a "put passive heals on your teammates and then play invisible dps" supportSurely she won't get banned anymore.
>>581587353>>581558650>>581559456I still need like 52 levels to finish the main battle pass, let alone the extra tiers. But I have the 20% boost...Am I fucked?How much do I have to no-life OW?
>>581603413It's gonna hinge on how good cyberspace is since she's losing hack damage boost, virus and gun dps.
>>581603413I'm not even doing that first part. you gave me a self-heal and aoe debuff, why bother healing someone when I'm gonna be even more effective at trolling their backline?
mental illness hours
Reminder.
>>581603553then your tank presses tab, sees low healing numbers and throws
>>581603748Soon...
>>581603476Challenges are the main source of xp. You should have done the daily ones at least.
save me groundhoggroundhog... save me...
Ogundimu
>>581604073>you should have done the...>you SHOULD HAVEwhat are you talking about I just told you how many fucking levels I still need to even finish the main battle pass why are you talking about what I SHOULD have done or like speculating on what I did or did not do prior, I already said how many fucking levels I need to finish even the main pass are you a fucking retard or something
>>581603748>SømbraSo her name was also changed?
>>581604423I ain't the one melting down about not finishing the pass right now. Better get nolifing!
>>581546493Soldier's characterization as a geriatric sociopath who kills third worlders for fun makes more sense when you realize his brain has been rotted from aids.
>>581604509>killing third worlders is... LE BAD
anyone want to play qp with me?
>>581604786No
im gonna start opening the shop for 30 seconds every time i win a game so they think they got me
>>581603476it's just a stupid title you will equip for a few weeks at most
Hero selectFor me it's the second from right
>>581605402real anran
>>581603248Yeah it's clearly dev bias not actual math.
>set up for an easy win>tard mcshitshispants decides to try to solo spawncamp at the start of the round the second we get any momentum >go to perma avoid them >ana main off roleing
AHEMPowerbottoming Submissive JunkerQueen X Brat-Taming Dominant Lifeweaverthat is all I have to say.
>>581603858not really my problem, the other healer needs to keep them up.
>>581604504Why did they give her such a slutty body?
>play quickplay>enemy team has a blatant aimbot cheater with a mercy pocket>switch to D.Va and rush him down and block him with defense matrix>enemy team still losesI hate cheaters, imagine how dogshit you have to be to still lose.
>>581604786yeah
It's been long enough, the mmr reset is not an excuse for how dogshit matchmaking has been for 2 seasons
>>581606307post replay code
>>581545987Just close the distance, boop and rocket them. She has a really fast time to kill still.
>>581604504She's chinese food.
>>581606076Some people just look like that.
>>581605771They’ve been so fucking overconfident ever since the devs gave her the headshot perk and the 90 damage/healing nades.
>>581606074>SOMBRA HEAL>gg sombra throwing
>>581607401you think she eats centipedes? not even chew it, just swallow it whole.
>>581607462again, how is that my problem?
>>581607401>Some people just look like that.yes, sluts
so is vendetta the new orisa where they give her unreasonable buffs for things they previously took away any time she's not playable by the dumbest person on earth?
>>581608385Vendetta is terrible anon. You’re bad.
>>581607773If you go rogue as a support and ignore your team you will be banned in short order, trust me on that one.
>>581608827I have played moira and zen with heal buttons LITERALLY UNBOUND and have done so for years. Still waiting on the ban.
Among attackers, Vendetta might be a character who requires the stricest requirement for gamesense.
Ashe...
>>581609554lol
>>581608827he doesn't play the game don't bother talking to him
why doesnt open queue count as being queued for all roles
>>581610067because you aren't queued for all roles, hope this helps
>>581609048this and also killed and raped millions of women and still police can't find me lmaooooo also did the holocaust
I'm tired of Mei. It's unreal.
said nobody ever in the history of the world
>>581610847how new r u
>hook the sombra thats harassing my backline>lifeweaver pulls me for no reason and lets her get awaythis should be a bannable offense
>>581610067semantics
>>581610961Hog fulfills a role and hooking sombras isn't one, cerdito.
>>581610961if there was a $100 dlc thats sole function was to permanently disable lifegrip on you, I'd buy it in a heartbeat
i guess i must be the worst OW player in history because even winning a single match in QP is completely impossibleactual dozens of matches and not a single win
>>581610203yes i am
practice range bots should be playable in matches
>>581610961Maybe he needed help? How about you protect your supports like a tank should instead of playing deathmatch?
good night hanasgood night lenas
>>581611035>>581611267nice try
Sacré bleu...
>>581611292Good night!
like i could swear i'm doing okay but i'm the only common factor and not being able to win QP is like losing in bronze 5 so i guess i must actually be the fucking worst player ever
How do I stop panicking like a little chickenshit every time a bullet zips past me or the enemy so much as glances in my direction?
>>581610385impeccable list, no notes.
>>581611104You playing a healbot support? Doesn't win you games if you're put with retards.
>>581575682
>>581612346die. no seriously, just be aggressive and fight more, youll realize that most of the time the enemy is just as afraid of you.
gg fkn ezHey! Don't say that!ehe~ frugkin ez :3
>>581613329I am glad you are enjoying Current Thing anon.
If they made mythic skins for the 2026 heroes, they should be extremely easy and just a plain depiction of their theme, no? Like a Domina mythic would just be her covered in gold and jewels, like Homer Simpson. Anran's would have her flames as blue, white, and black.
>>581613276
Who is popular character who you never liked.For me it's Sigma. Don't like his gameplay, don't like his design.
>>581613992>For me it's Sigma. Don't like his gameplay, don't like his design.You weren't there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onplsJSdp4A
>>581613549>Like a Domina mythic would just be her covered in gold and jewelsOnly jewelsJust three of them
>>581614116Lore is cool but anything else is just meh
When something pisses me the fuck off in this game 90% of the time it's cat living through some retarded bullshit that would have killed any other non-tank.
>tanks consistently the most popular>get no balance pandering because we arent whale retards who drop $50 on skin bundles
>>581614296It has too much hp for the mobility and purr is too much of an I win button
>>581614186>Lore is cool but anything else is just mehI rarely play him, myself. Getting to a flow state with his kit feels amazing, though.
>find out Overwatch has 6V6 again>remember Windowmaker exists>game is suddenly fun again because you don't have to worry about counter pick, just good old aim the problem away>as a bonus you get to stand out as a native euro character among a brown seaYou just made my night, I feel better now
>>581613992hes the most well designed tank in the game though
>>581614296Why do you hate fun so much?
>>581610385mei would be both boba and alcohol if she was western>>581607401>some peoplemost healthy people who aren't mongrels can and will become shaped like that
>>581614526purr should activate passive regen for cat but not heal. have that fucking retarded character get punished for fucking up
>>581565301>moira my belovedgood taste japs
>>581613307Shouldn't I be trying to avoid dying as much as possible?
>>581616394ntaIf you learn your capabilities by dying a bunch now, you will gain confidence and win more fights long-term, which I assume is your goal
remember to avoid every mercy, sombra, widow if you want good matches
>>581613992It's been 10 years now and Genji has never been a hero for me.
>>581616394>emerald 2 to gold 1 rank lobby>gold DPS on my team>lose because i cant tank and do the DPS job at the same time while everyone continues backing up
>>581616394you get good by limit breaking, not by being scared of dyingyou won't have any idea what actually avoiding death means until you get used to dying
>>581614507Only in Asia Wuyang can be popular
This game is not punishing enough of deathAt minimum you should lose your ult charge like in mystery heroes
>>581614507>balance panderingschizo
>>581620280Ok, now the meta is to stall as much as possible to keep your ult charge
>loss streaks>matches that seem like stomps are swinging hard as fuck for no reason >DPS and support who refuse to engage at all>obvious 5 stacks running hyper coordinated OWCS sym strats in fucking diamond and emeraldthe matchmaking is genuinely unplayable since mid season patch. its so insane just how awful it is now compared to the start of the season (that had a rank reset BTW)
>>581620491how many tanks have been hotfix nerfed vs supports or DPS that everyone knows needs it?
>>581616824>>581618193>>581618637I see. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I feel like I'm inting when I die, but I guess that can go in the other direction where you never test your limits and end up accomplishing nothing.
>>581616394K/D is completely irrelevant.If I go 11-11 but I kept the enemy Ana permanently out of the fight, then my team can basically win for free and I've done my job.
>>5816213281:1 kdrLol ur bad
I updated my nvidia driver and holy fucking shit it was pure aids, I was literally dropping to 15 frames randomly throughout the match, so I1. reverted my drivers to a much better ranked driver version2. ran a shader precache compiling custom roomwhy the fuck does this retarded cocksucking game not have forced shader precache even as an option BEFORE gamesit was doing this shit during a fucking quickplay match and making me rubber band from fucking 50 to 10 to 2 to 80 to 5 like pure unplayable aids
>>581616394dying doesnt matter its what you accomplish before dying that really matters. kinda like real life. you can at the very least trade then its better than dying for nothing. besides stressing about dying can cause you to panic and make your aim worse.
>>581621553yeah it does that without telling you for some reason. if you updated your driver its best to go to practice range the first time you boot the game and wait.
>tank is doom>enemy tank is hog>game is lost at the loading screen
its on the DPS to step up if the doom is dodging hooks then and wasting his cooldown. ive played doom into hog plenty of times, baited his hook, and made sure to punch him out of breather at every chance. still lost because nobody wants to shoot at hog unless he has his hook or getting 4000% damage reduction from breather
>It's another "Nano-Boosted teammate wastes it by backpedaling and doing nothing with their ult ready" episode
sig was told to stop following DPS on flanks and play tank and this was their responsethe issue was how DPS couldn't find angles because the sig was following them around instead of creating pressure to open up the mapcomprehension skills of a toddlerthese guys shouldn't be in my lobbies
>>581621824and dey say
>>581621553I never notice this, is it because I have a 4090 and a 9800X3D?
>>581616394the goal is to play aggressively and take cover right when you're about to die so your brain damaged ana can take time to hit you
>>581622139Every time Ana Nano Boosts me I get performance anxiety.
>>581622164this is what happens when you drive away tank mains and replace them with a bunch of people play the way others say they should.
>>581614709well designed = generic boring abilitieshamster is the best tank fun wise
the le sserafim anran skin is just her yoasobi skin but worse
>>581622139>"The tide is with you, dive in!">Rein puts up his shield and starts holding S
bellaboo
>>581621645>stressing about dying can cause you to panic and make your aim worse.Ohhhhh....Yeah, I do that a lot.RIP
So what is this event all about, what's with the catchy song and display of thick thighs and tummy clad in what I presume the westerners call alternative fashion?
>>581558650they nerfed xp a shit ton this season to the point they had to give out free tier skips
>sombra finally gets turned into a playable character for the rest of the playerbase after years of languishing in bronze player's nightmares>lowbies get mad about it
>>581623150NOOO SAAR, I HAVE TO RE-LEARN CHARACTER FROM SCRATCH. I SPENT YEARS LEARNING HOW TO RIGHT-CLICK ENEMY.
>>581623150i got 20 kills with 3k damage!!! im useful!!! im useful!!!!
boop
you just made my night
why do genji players buy skins but tracer players don't?
>>581623901why would i use any skin when the default one puts her in tight spandex pants
>>581623901Tracer players get banned for slurs and have to make new accounts every other week.
>5 wins in a row>surely I can go for 6>Neon Junction attack
>>581624305>Neon Junction attackBASTION TIME, BABY
>orissa existing passively makes widwo useless
Nevermind, got PotG and won quick with Zen
kings row is such a terrible map I hate it and I hate that people always vote for it and I hate that they dont even know how to play on it just keep walking through the choke taking a flank route as d.va? after the first point? fly through that little window or even go around? nope just keep walking into the meatgrinder
>"im such a shit player i fucking suck i cant handle the best map in the game"
Surely I can't get garbage like my last legendary box, right
>>581625208Actually it's a great map and you are wrong
>>581625316I am rooting for you anon
>>581625316
>>581625407Couldve been worse
>>581625576I use this skin
>>581625576
why are queue times so bad?
>>581625576You should happy that it's not another widow or mercy skin
>>581625669fingers locked impregnation
ok not playing mystery heroes again. shit is piss easy and inflates my winrate, which means I get punished in normal modes.
>>581625946Lol
>>581623150She will still be annoying. She will still be banned.
>>581626146whore
>>581626146how come she genuinely got less jiggle physics than the hog >>581607074
wuyang sleeps in the same bed as this btw
>most skins changes her natural hair colour>that leaves archangel, artemis reborn, and scarlett as her only good skinsfreja has it rough...
>>581626758why is her navel so low
>>581626646She has lower body fat
>>581627429also juno things
>>581627742yeah... im sorry, juno anon
literal street corner whore
>>581628053I just checked and of all of her legendary skins only two have purple hair and neither of those have the vanilla shade or have the pink.
>>581628193no that's The Freja
juno needs a skin with long purple hair
>>581624305that map is so extremely attack favored what are you on about
>>581628842that was a popular trend not long ago
What am I supposed to with Hanzo and Widow as my dps
>>581630189shield them up
>>581630189make space
>>581630189>tankTake space so they can go to town on sightlines.>supportPlay closer to the tank.
>>581630189https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Hanzo_-_I_need_healing.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Widowmaker_-_Heal_me.ogg
>>581630189Stare at widows ass
I want to know who these new heroes are and why do have of them look like they drink blood
>>581631209It's cool he's just larping he actually steals life energy with drones to be immortal.
if you are feeling tired you should probably get your ass off widow/pick class or just stop playing the game and go to bed when will these faggots learn
>>581632589erm but its only 5 pm and im not playing widow
>>581628193aka my average female classmate from 10 years ago
But where the FUCK is my Brig mythic?
>>581634295it's just a flesh wound
>>581632960girl i dated in high school became a stripper no cap
what number is the bundle that has Overwatch Doom and Talon Rein/Ana?
>>581628279Juno after I pee in her butt
>mccree player complaining that sombra is a "crutch hero"
>>581634707racemix
Who's balls do I got to electrocute to get snowborder zarya?
>>581634945I'm sure it'll reappear eventually.
>>581632735fucking eurofags
>>581631209anran drinks semen
Ok I think that's enough Overwatch for one month that I just played to try and convince myself my monitor is good
>>581635417yeah mine
How do you spastics even play this game with a sniper class when there's so much visual noise, flashing colors and shit in the way every second? Imagine if friendly fire was on, Overwatch would be a blood bath because nobody would have a line of sight.
>>581634486Mirrorwatch Doom was in the battle pass and ana and rein were ultimate pass bundle iirc.
>>581627494model error
Illari shots should regen a tiny bit of her right click, it feels like ass to use
>>581636267It’s supposed to be ass, her pylon is her main source of healing.
GOD I LOVE BEING A RATGOD
gm niggers
>>581636809we love Brigitte here
>>581636951Correct.
>>581636809BRIGITTE! Oh my gosh, you've grown!! *gropes your bosom*
the cat is fun except when people want perma tether
>someone from my last team that i slightly chatted back and forth with invites me to their group
This is a first. Anyone else ever receive hate messages after winning?
>>581638206Once in a blue moon I’ll get an invite from a seether but I always ignore them.
>>581638206once I wrecked a duo spamming cat/bastion, grouped with them after acting friendly, then hard threw like 5 games before they finally caught on and kicked me
>>581638206I've have all that shit apart from the 2 basic chats disabled since like 2018.
But where the FUCK is my second Kiriko mythic?
>>581638386the funniest ones are the lvl 0s because you know they want to get it out so bad and they cant even orange chat
>is the worst tank in the game
>>581638206>gg friggin ez says the 7-11 pharah
>>581639313it's ALWAYS the lowest scoring dps
Just lost a match with an Ashe player crying about an Echo targeting them.
beware the endorsement 5 with high level heroes in a role where nobody gets endorsed ever
>>581639604that was me
>>581639000*tries not to stare*
>>581546515I love how this looks like a fan edit but it is all real. kek.
>>581546515I'm gonna be so mad if our souls ever get trapped in that game
>>581639604Hot take but Echo is the highest carry potential hero in the game and if you are a good Echo you will absolutely dumpster entire lobbies for free
>>581546493Overwatch being a western globohomo property means they can retcon any character into being gay at any time should the next forced drama come>>581604509I don't think whoever writes what barely passes for story in overwatch can think that deeply
>>581613276good mornyan
>>581639637but every role gets endorsed
>>581639604Echo will ruin any snipers day with the corner peek projectile spam, any claas which can do that will fuck up a sniperShields, projectile spam, and divers/flankers will make snipers ineffective because they will get melted trying to peek, for which they have to get closer and more aggressive since the rest of his team is getting pushed back
>>581640620good mornyan!
I just realized all my levels from OW1 reset going into OW2 migrating from battlenet to steamNo sign of my old compslopping from 2016-18 eitherRip
>>581639818https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Caught_you_staring.ogg
>>581558650I'm more than halfway there. I just got the heart title. You need to play the game religiously because 125 levels is insane.
>>581640508>retcon any character into being gay at any time should the next forced drama comebeen saying this for half a decade and it's not happened
>>581641039>tracer and soldier
>>581563131kek who made this
>>581641039anon..
>>581641004s-sorry...
>>581641039They're illiterate bro.
torb double dinks hella satisfying
>>581641004https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Roadhog_-_Quit_staring.ogg
>>581641665>>581641150Not that I ever believed it happened in the first place, but it hasn't happened again since jan 2019
verdammt
>>581569132what happened in s9
gn junos
>>581639085It’s less that she’s bad and more that she gets gaped and raped by Dmon.Before her only “hardcounter” was Rein and Rein doesn’t have a hitscan weapon that he can use to mow down your supps, and Rein can’t hold his shield up and pin away backwards.
>>581644063Bigger hitboxes, bigger healthpools, across the board.
open queue niggas be like "we have a roadhog we dont need a second tank i'll be the third dps"we need 6v6 role queue so bad
>>581644459The worst is that only some parts of some characters got damage buffs to compensate. Some characters got their ttks ruined while others stayed the same.
>>581643820epic
>>581645048role queue is cancer
DIPSTICKDIPSTICKDIPSTICK
>>581645048it's also a tale as old as time that people don't want to duo tank with a roadhog
>>581569034As a sniper main and railgun main in id shooters, the visual cluttee and spam in overwatch is the hardest part of playing Widow in OW, also enemy ADAD spam being effective
tanking is so intolerable we have niggas in MH openly inting just so they can get a different role
>>581569301CS players always pick mccree though
art deco sym my beloved
>>581625313DUDEAlmost every map in Overwatch was badly designee, with boring claustrophobic set pieces and level environmentsOW cannot into fun map design or environments
>>581645762I think I have this skin on my rotation
>>581645168no that's Valve not Epic
Hog was infinitely more egregious than sombra, and was nerfed way harder than she was, but everyone is only talking about /ourgirl/latina superiority in full effect.
WE MUST CONSTRUCT A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR AROUND THE SUN
>>581646032want to shove my face in her cock bulge
Is the game harder to run than in 2016?
>>581645602No I'm just bad at tank
>>581644219gn juno
>>581646519Yes, the specs from 2016 are so insanely low>Recommended (targeting 60fps on Medium settings):>Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 or AMD Phenom™ II X3, 2.8 GHz>Video: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 660 or ATI Radeon™ HD 7950>Memory: 2 GB VRAM, 6 GB System RAM>Storage: 7200 RPM with 5 GB available HD spacehttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/20096044/overwatch-beta-test-weekend-april-15-16-4-12-2016/today>Processor: Intel® Core™ i7 or AMD Ryzen™ 5>Memory: 8 GB RAM>Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 1060/ GeForce® GTX 1650 or AMD R9 380/AMD RX 6400 or Intel® Arc™ A770>Storage: 50 GB available space
>>581646397Would either way, but im pretty sure that's a yummy, self-lubricating, puffy latina lips
People legit always counterswap my Tracer in QP it's crazy
>>581591191>uwu, ninja so erotic
The only The is Lena
>>581599247the joy of having a team that knows how to play with doomfist
>>581600250what huge butt who are you referring to
>>581543789I've been having fun with the Lena in Fortnite.She was singing Industry Baby btw:>I sent her back to her boyfriend>With my handprint on her ass cheek
>>581647427I love her. I love The!
>>581604786sure, mariapromise
>>581647214well yeah she's the worst hero in the game to play against
>>581647093Why would OW be harder to run now when it used to be so well optimized, low settings look basically idsntical
>>581611919what>>581612346play tank>>581621824go dps or supports that enable doom
>>581647660https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Who%27s_ready_to_rock_out%21_Let%27s_do_this.ogg
Ok so does OW still have anything resembling story development 10 years laterDid they elaborate on snything we see in the shorts from 9 uears ago now
>>581643004Mauga has subtle gay stuff going on in half of his voicelines and character interactions, and it's implied that he was gay with Baptiste
>>581624642how lol
>>581647660>1x track speedThe faster tracks speeds make it easier to play desu, it puts more space between the notes and makes them easier to read
>>581632589why single out widow in particular>>581636017you practice and get used to it
>>581648102I mean sure there's been plenty of stuff added since then but they're not doing it to distract from "controversy" and they never did
>>581638206>juno has more dmg than healing
>>581648734no doubt they're all huge faggots and do it for the love of the game
>>581648879
Who do I pick if I just want to carry in QP to do missions faster, assume all of my teammates are potatoes
>>581649253Any poke dps.
tbagging really is the quickest way to have someone flaming you in match chat
>>581648086mostly hashimoto, junkers, blackwatch, null sector, and a tiny bit of the anubis AI when venture released (and never mentioned again)
>>581648734if The Lena is gay then why do I masturbate to her taking dick? specifically male POV porn so I can imagine it's mine she's taking
>>581648102maugas not gay hes just a manipulative sociopath who tries to be chummy with people so they drop their guard.
mauga doesnt believe in labels he thinks any hole's a goal
>>581649836
>>581650145!
>>581648992does anyone have that old clip from some reality show where he's talking with his whore neighbor
>>581650145>put Juno with every hot bad girl in a random clip about drives>now she keeps getting dommed by themoh moons
>>581645762full image?>>581645602mh?
>>581650357what are you talking about? who talking with what neighbor and what made them a whore?
When are they giving this bitch another skin
>>581650145why you pinging me with this transbian shit bruh
>>581650572nvm I asked gemini and at first it said it didn't happen but then I said he did and it gave me the answerfunny how this was completely memoryholed by blizz prhttps://youtu.be/ipmFn7GZTHQ?t=260
>>581651084I didnt mean to ping u bro, gomen
>>581651147what do you mean memoryholed it has nothing to do with them
HEEELPHELP MEEE
>>581652123WAKE ME UP
>>581650437https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/20601872/post/99678352
>>581652123you're someone else's joy, worlds happier now.
>>581652123make a new account, yours is bricked
>>581640879
Le Sserafim face
>Battlepass costs 1000 coins>Rewards 600they really don't want you to keep one pass purchase rolling forever huh
>>581652123Has your engagement been optimized yet? Please buy some skins.
>>581653381
should I spend $100 on coins?
>>581653814only if you think it will optimize your engagement.
>>581652123be better
>>581653382I haven't bought coins ever but I've floated by using bing rewards and the free BP coin rewards for like 2 years now, but I've been slacking and my coins are about out now. Hopefully next season pass has dogshit skins so I don't feel bad about missing out
>>581653123
>>581653814Depend what you will buy with it.
>>581653814I did but they immediately went away
>>581653814buy the 200 USD skin pack goyimNOW
i miss enumbre.
oh shit the enemy has no health and used all their cooldowns RUN AWAY
>>581654503wow that's just greedy you can't play all those girls
>>581654701Fall back!Fall back!Fall back!is waiting to respawn! (10s)
I don't have a single character over level 10 because I only play Mystery Heroes and most of my playtime is from before they started counting stuff towards progression
>>581654503based paypiggy
>>581654780heard this in moira's voice
Supports shouldn't have self healing at all outside of ults
>>581654764I can and will. Everyone knows you statistically become a better player when you have a good skin for that character, anyway.
>>581655638Agreed.
>>581655638stop trying to 1v1 them if you don't know the state of their cds or if you can't hit shots.
>>581655662>Everyone knows you statistically become a better player when you have a good skin for that character, anyway.is this true?
>>581655638The only problematic self heals for supps are Ana nade and Cat E.The rest are fine.
>>581656270Nah Moira having a constant self heal is retarded and why she will randomly become viable in high MMR because some faggot on the balance team got bored and decided to give her a 5% buff for no reason
>>581655638except for bap his is honestly finecrazy that we've reached a stage where bap might be the most honest support
>>581656391I genuinely blanked on Moira, yeah her piss orb is retarded right now.
I'm a total Japanophile but I have a visceral revulsion towards Korean stuffkpop sucks, manhwa sucks, the food is mid, the girls are mid at best and most just look uncanny valleyis this normal
>>581656652Sounds like you've conditioned yourself into some kind of weeb hipsterism.
>>581656441He never even got nerfed, everyone else around him just got power crept to absurdity
>>581654780Group up!Group up!Group up!Group up!Group up!
>>581643004Pharah
>>581656441Bap's is not fine. He gets an extra 150 hp for using it. Plus the insane cooldown that is lamp.
>play quickplay because i dont like committing to a 30 minute comp game>everyone else plays quickplay because they dont care about winningthis must be how mulattos feel
If they made a perma flight DPS that did everything JPC can minus tether it would get nerfed into a 10% winrate character within a day.
>>581657193Half of QP games are just people playing characters that are permaban in comp.
>>581657692There have been a lot of sombras since the blizzcon announcement.
>>581656652>the food is midcorrect except for this, literally the only thing korea has going for it
>>581654843Mystery heroes really tests folks ability to play.
>>581658523maybe in a fantasy version of it where both teams have equal heroes and it's not like 3 orisas and 3 moiras vs random bullshit
>>581658314every time i see one i wanna say some shit about their dogshit hero being reworked but im playing hog so i cant
>>581652123Unless you're playing tank or support you are the problem.
I was playing stadium and the enemy soldier and junkrat both tried telling me that vendetta is op and owns them up close.The play of the game was soldier killing vendetta from full life in during the animation to do one overhead. Not the full combo, just the overhead.
The following statement is a Public Service Announcement paid for in part by viewers like you:SHOOT THE MONKEY BUBBLE YOU ABSOLUTE GIGA NIGGERSYOU CANNOT GET HEALED IN OR THROUGH THE FUCKING BUBBLESTOP HAVING A DISCO PARTY IN THE BIG RED FUCKING BUBBLE OF NO HEALINGWHY AM I THE ONLY ONE SHOOTING THE FUCKING BUBBLEHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>581658378Do they have anything going for them besides kbbq where you cook plain unseasoned meat yourself(genuine inquiry, thats like the only kind of korean restaurant that exists around here)
>>581659248lifeweaver could heal me through the bubble
>>581659248erm but i dont want to pad his mit stat...
what mythic do I get bros I can't decide...
>>581659794Sigmoid is the coolest one
>>581659794Mercy
NEW THREAD>>581659897>>581659897>>581659897
>>581659794Galactic Sigma is still the best one
>>581659248No. Don't do that.
>>581659794sigma is genuinely the only worthwhile one the rest are just filler
>>581660115kek
>>581659347Winston’s bubble is a circle even when it’s on the ground so no, he can’t.