>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s >Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch Bloodstain: >>581420302
>>581546662Because this is /vg/, they just don't give a shit.
>>581546751they deleted /pol/ posts a few days ago
>>581546662They probably will in like an hour or two, the thread will be up for a while so there should be plenty of time but it wouldn’t surprise me if nothing happened (again)
>>581546662erg tgirls erp with the mods to keep them busy
>>581546532>early filternigger thread before spam deleted
Elden Ring BUFFED Founding Rain of Stars... Does It STILL Suck?
>>581546532me when
The city is a twincity with a spooky side.
>>581547836No bully.
>>581547432how what works, dumbfuck? we concluded deleted posts don't count towards bump limit, so deleting the spam would put it below limit. should've waited until page 10, always in fact
>hey if I had my body I'd defile you, go to the sewer and let me out so I can defile you>hey thanks for letting me out, come to the moat where I will defile you>hey you finally showed up, so this guy I defiled? I'm going to do that to you now>whoa I lost, how about you defile me instead?is the tarnished retarded?
>>581546662The one shitting the thread is janny
>>581547980You're the tarnished, you could've killed him any time but chose not to.
Ah nooooooo don't kill me!
Redcels, I...
Flee the deadlands.
chieftain of the deadlands
I'm here for the nectar
>>581546662>>>deletedWhat a fucking twist holy shit The previous thread is a hundred posts lesser again btw
Godwyn frens rejoice, your future city is the elden ring rivendell. Your tree is even a giant lightning conductor.
>>581549234Probably the past showing a repeating of the cycles.
1/3
hey janine when was the last time you saw an exchange that bad on here just pure mindless literal spam?
Fuck /er- oh, it's already fucked...
>>581549703same
>>581549234>>581549348No one asked DOSjeet
>>581549762>even the waves
A tiny detail in this is what makes this art as you do it. Look at the top here, they put the light texture of the bird head on the rocks in front of the water and waves make the rest of the picture. Do you know how autistic the devs have to be to design this? Do you know how autistic I am to see this?
>the prev thread got chopped to 679 postsLol who got IP banned? I'm on mobile
>>581552140Seems to have been two different people. Probably already evading though
>>581552140probably DoS
I want to solo streak on Nightreign too
favorite /erg/er to play NR with?
>>581552401Shame>>581552817Me
>>581552140>trish and simpo got banned
>>581552946https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q?si=uBLVLtJ-W27GqSuk
I'm here
>>581552946jannies finally took out the trash? BASED.
>>581552817Never played nightslop, but I do miss encountering Hitler in Elden Ring
>>581552946HALLELUJAH https://youtu.be/cYpz3abAk98
gg mystery greg strong day 1
>>581552946Doubt it those posts don’t seem like theirs
2/3
>>581553491Why not play ? It is a good game
>>581547226can you be my maiden?
Presumably all the posts deleted were because that one guy got jannied, and it's fascinating to see their posts. Like, it's pure brainrot from start to finish. I feel like I can see into his brain.
>>581552946There were multiple posts shitting on trish that got nuked. And trish never went schizo mode all trish's meltdowns were pretty public and known.
>>581555257It's just like Ishizaki said when developing Nightreign. You can't beat a schizo with infinite free time and 0 self-respect.
>>581554993Eh, it doesn't interest me. I like character creation and customization, exploring an open world and the traditional co-op/invasion/hosting system.
>>581555257who? the literal schizo posting walls?
anyone queuing?
what the fuck did I miss?
>>581555343>>581554446Seems like he knows that but wants to try to deflect (or just a bad joke)
>>581556495me
>>581555343Source?
>>581556679Otw
3/3
gg del. Any run with an invader chariots camp is blessed
>>581555146ask blaidd
Kind of funny how every time 'tic or 'ban does viewer runs its a trainwreck
>>581552817the not-so-good players unironically. they keep it interesting and you can tell they're trying. (sans a few like dingle/zeno)
>>581558032Just play randos or do a 0-9999 climb. The novelty will wear off very quickly.
>>581558106those players are nowhere near as bad as our bad players, which is why I like they. they're dumb, but not flat out stupid
>>581558235Not every rando, it's a mixed bag, but you'll absolutely get people as bad as your zenokinos and nakas even at D5
>>581557871blaidd said yes, he can be my best man
>>581555257you can just say devil k***ht
>open lantic stream>doing zdps vs red balancers>can't even do a 1/3rd of one's hp with 2 RoB hits>dies pathetically twice and wipesyou know it's grim when terr was unironically the best nightreign streamer
>>581560049The mohg fight was like 20 minutes long. Idk how he can just sit there and play like that. The wylder was decent, the rev was a griefer with no relics, and lantic literally never builds for damage and he's also standing still letting his teammates fight the boss constantly while reading chat. They ended at level 12.
spicy
GG No damage Balancers.Surely I'll get good skill weapon now, surely I'll get successive or charged negation now, the weapon is just in the next chest.
>>581560298I'm sorry you were checking chests anon
>>581559065>devilcuck was unironically the biggest thread shitter all along What a shocking turn of events...
>>581560298>no damage>no negationI don't believe you, smells like DSPeasy cope
>>581559065devilkeks...
>>581560380I don't like DNAF, it forces me to either heal to when I have 80% health or get one shotted. I had 1 blue dnaf and 1 tdbdn latter is alright. I had 3 skill ups but skill weapons were Determinations and kicks. Really should've tried to skill swap in early on instead of going, waste of time I'll surely find something better later.
>>581560521Dasch ish what warminheimen stones are for mein fuhrer
>>581560521DSPeasy cope then, will ignore
>>581560521Surely shop had a white weapon with spinning slash or something mlady?
>>581560380No its true, Wylders can get successive attacks off with hooks, the negation bubble is almost always up.
>>581560786What?
>>581559065There are posts like that that weren’t deleted though
F. Internet died, sorry.
>>581562556Hi
am q
The best 2 skills on a phys slop build are Storm Blade and Double Slash. 100000%.
erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC runPassword: ergLevel 150Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommendedSpirit summons will be disabledDressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeonThe run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)Continuing on September 19th (in about 8 hours!!) at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?No.>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.>Why level 150?125 is unfortunately nigh dead compared to 150.>What if I'm TheBlocked™?I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.Any feedback is appreciated.
>>581563771Are you skill issue doll?
>>581563841I don't know who that is.
>>581552946rent free
>>581564328>posts fetish art while avatarfagging and being a sperg and calling everyone an obsessed schizo despite likely being schizophrenic himself>rent freePut on a trip.
>>581564549projecting + obsessed + shiteazu
>>581564620Yeah, like that.
>>581564549>proves xhe's not banned>causes meltytrish is so powerful...
>>581564659>you literally stalk me>not obsessed
no one is doing any of that to you troonish you are too retarded
>>581564978I'm sorry you're schizophrenic.
>>581565614shameless
>>581559065The hysteria surrounding terr is still hilarious to me because basically nobody was posting about this dude pre nightreign. Some shitposter really did pull off the greatest falseflag in history which culminated into whatever the hell this is. Just textbook psychosis man.
gg and thanks for the adulla's moonblade, my build would have been pretty bricked without it
>>581565813I agree, you have no shameless for posting your goon material in the thread.
>>581565837that one falseflag copy pasta is just a shitpost too reterrd
3 balancers in a row nice
gg white balancers>only decent weapon is continuous hp loss star fists>wanted to dupe my raider colossal but the team didn't have dnaf so I had to dupe that>circle closes and I'm stuck with blue fistsfelt like the game was trolling me there, at least I had good passives
>>581565875>you have no shamelessShiteazu please lmao
>>581565837deviljeet is so lame. as expected of a fragile enough ego to cheat and justify it to strangers
>>581566029If you jump off the side of the cliff like for example right outside the boss door and die a true death, you can respawn and your regen and cont loss will be in sync so you don't get the shween shween shween shween. At least thats what I heard, haven't tried it myself because I never pick up cont loss.
>>581566242You don't need to do that, if you swap the regen and loss items in your inventory they'll sync
>>581566242I'll keep that in mind for the next time if I'm ever forced to use a cont. hp loss item with dark fathom equipped again lol
cont. loss isn't that bad
>>581566038>I made a typoMy bad, xis. At least I can walk outside without getting shot.
just woke up, is the q active? vanilla or mmv
>>581568461mmv domo
MMV 2/3
2/3 mmv
>>5815705143/3
>>581566038>imagebit ironic trashtroon
1/3 vanilla
WE OUT HERE CLOUD SEEDINGTHE SCOPE GLEAMING
gg that mmv castle's theme seemed to be "random bullshit go"
GG Mysteryminibug I think I'll remove dormant crossbows because spread/repeating crossbows probably have 1% droprate due to how good they are.
even toe the theme was deathblight
Why don't redcels have any situational awareness?
>Why don't redcel-ACKKKKKKKK
>>581552412No, it was my duo. Mods finally got tired of them I guess. They both ban evade with some software they got after showing a groomer their penis to get access to it.
Uh oh it's DOStroon meltdown hours again
>>581573128>doe toe spammer was terrjeeta all along
>>581574293Kek you immediately triggered it again.
^^ hyper raped schizojeet mutant
>>581575405Go get sent into your programming so the mods erase you again lol.
GG coldogs. Why aren't they hot?
rape and kill anyone who uses golden order greatsword CR2
>>581575550gg were the shops bugged for you guys too? neither the regular merchants nor the town merchant sold any weapons, just the other supplies>>581575585sorry I didn't read I figured out what it does now
>>581575725What does it do?
>>581575725worked for me
>>581575725Shops had weapons for me. >>581575795Disable ally buffs lmao. All of them.
>>581575795Master sword.
>>581575795It removes all buffs from people around you including negation bubbles and apparently it cancels the poisebroken critical state too>>581575848>>581575860it was like this for me
>>581575860>>581575913That's annoying but from a lore standpoint actually really fucking cool
>>581575971The issue is your teammates will never consider you have it even when you are trying not fuck them over with it. If someone has GOG then the team should let that person solo stuff. They won't though, they'll run up right next to them and lose all their buffs trying to melee.
>>581563771Starting in 4 hours.
Are all redcels 3rd worlders?
>>581576190Sometimes they are using lagswitches unironically.
>>581575405Dropkicked that maggot faggot good job
>>581576298Oh okay.
>>581573747What's your level?
>>581576931>>581576298>>581576190Redgods own you hostcel
>>581579368Sure sure
>>581579368truth
>>581579368lie
Nobody looks like that
>>581580785Oh goddddd
>>581582185By the gods!
>>581582185Zork final form in the kosmos
>>581580785woah momma
>>581582185>it wasn't me, it was this spooky ghost!
>>581580785GAWDfrey
>>581580785Rotten Stray
>>581583642SHITfrey*
for free
0 dollars
Based jannies cleaning up the trash.
I want to kiss a janny on the lips
Bleh
why
>>581585585i will be stealing this fashion and claim i came up with it
>>581580785I mean this wasn't even cropped porn, it was just porn
>>581584782You seem upset
Non-ER related question: If I sail the 7 seas and pick up the DS1 remaster there, can I still play online or do I need to pay fealty to Lord Gaben for that?
>>581585839The brainless coomers here are so used to seeing porn they didn't even register it. I pity the fools.
>>581586307idk im not brown so i pay for good games, try asking grok
>>581585653We will build our own elden ring Cainhurst clan for pvp.
>>581586307Have to pay Gaben
>>581585839Technically the nips were obscured enough that it could be argued to be safe but I guess they felt otherwise
erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC runPassword: ergLevel 150Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommendedSpirit summons will be disabledDressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeonThe run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)Continuing on September 19th (in about 1 hour!!) at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?No.>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.>Why level 150?125 is unfortunately nigh dead compared to 150.>What if I'm TheBlocked™?I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.Any feedback is appreciated.
>>581575501not your rapist cocksucker
Why are the Chinese so bad at NTR?
>>581590108What is good NTR and what is bad NTR?
>>581590108What exactly do you mean by this
>>581590420>GoodSticking together as a team, sharing loot, making good routing decisions>BadRunning off alone, using cheated relics, 3 barring
>>581590679why
>>581590453NighTReign, should I call it ERNTR instead?
If you could add 4 quick chats (Y + Dpad) what would you add?
the jannies are cracking down on the ergies... the Holy Ergie Empire is collapsing...
Hostkikes, Coopfags and Bluenigger,ye be warned.This Redcel will rape you.
>>581591759Ayy lmao
>>581591759
>>581591759Do you promise? It's been so long since I've been touched by anyone...
>>581558813
>>581549762You are missing the gay filenames like "Buried Secrets" or "Crashing Waves"
>>581592364>DOSjeet using chatgpt to support his schizo drivelNow that's unsurprising
>>581592538>>581592678No real secrets, you read the poem and see the similarities to what is happening in elden ring. Or you don't. If you get filtered by reading then get left behind. I anticipate the hours of duoposting spam because you are upset.
>>581592893you forgot to take your meds again
>>581591461go backdon't res mepick LLTBTsave runes we're shopping next
>>581592893You should compile your findings into a doc instead of shitting them into threads one by one and acting like a prophet. Such a weird and gay way to shitpost
we are the dosjeets hear us shout oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
>>581593050>>581593212>Hoopoe calls theem forward, but fear arrives first. The nightingale confesses she cannot leave her rose, for her love is too all-consuming to abandon. The parrot admits he has grown used to his cage and comfort, after all, it is its own kind of captivity. The peacock believes he already bbelongs somewhere beautiful and sees no reason to risk it for uncrtainty. One by one, each bird offers their hesitation, and one by one, the hoopoe meets every excuse with patience - not forcing anyone, only illuminating what each fear is proteccting.I plan on doing both, we are going to build paradise together. Brick by brick. Bird by bird.
>>581593727I head these posts with Ermac's voice
>>581590075Starting in about 15 minutes.
>>581592538oh haha I didn't realize that guy was adding to his narrative through the file names at all oh well I am certainly not going back through them at all! indirectness gets you nowhere fast
>>581594124>oh no cyberbullyingkek you signal weakness
DOSjeeta is so lame and raped...
>>581593794ermac from mortal kombat deception? konquest was one good fun mode
>>581594124shut it husbandjeet
>>581594187what was even your intended meaning with this lol
>>581594440The one and only
Can a frosted enemy be cut in half?
>>581594648that adventure mode was very silly and I have never seen anyone stream it for fun I should do it
>>581594713Dead meme since drugtard leftBasically everyone left if you think about it...
>>581594938miss him!! that was a funnier bit than the porn and gays
>>581594938We can pull them back from the gate anytime really.
>>581595184Dos you need to shut up and take your nonsense over to /x/
>>581590075>>581594069Join:https://www.twitch.tv/basictoollover
>>581595376this is a gem in a pile of shit I'm joining
>>581595360It isn't /x/ related but it is elden ring related so I'm posting it in the rolling general where all the biggest fans (supposedly) are.
>>5815954413/3
I'll wait for 5 more minutes to see if we can get a third. If not, we'll fight Metyr.
Does it not work in coop? Fuck.
>>581595642shut it tard
>>581597124pls no bully.
>>581564328>>581564620>>581564741>>581564978>>581565813Absolutely flattened that uppity threadmaggot and made xhim cry well done xista you are the champion this day the glory is yours
^^ raped troon chasing jeet post
>2 fags with cheated x99 heal consumables mashing their faces against a basic ancient dragon for 10 minutes while getting hit by half the attacks because they refuse to rollamazing content
>>581593794>>581593727>>581594648Such a strange thing to say
wao madness raider so much damage gg goat
>>581594938Him having his account posted here really spooked him lol
>>581598528NTA, but what makes it strange?
GG mystery goat. Oie-sama I kneel, big fucking damage. I was in awe when that mark/stagger happened right as he went into meditation state.
>>581597278i said shut it
>>581599105when the chungus becomes humongous
>>581599480Raider is a chud class though
I'm a fat chud
>>581599105oie stop playing manly characters
That's a block.
UHHHH REDCELS???HAHAHAHA
>>581600252oie is automatically A+ tier for that
You can join back.
>>581600351h-he was gonna win anyways and just skipped some unnecessary steps, chud
>>581600556hey where are we headed to next?deciding my outfit
>>5815997212/3
we are the oiejeets hear us shout
>>581600661Ancient Rauh where Romina is. We'll first do the lion then her then we'll Enor Illim.
>>581600878we've got another tard on our password...
>>581600252How viable is cocktail recluse
I'll wait for 5 minutes and if nobody joins I'll go by myself.
>>581601080
>>581601080it's zorfat tier
>>581601115>>581601023Change password
>>581599830Not at all
>>581601201Why would I change it from erg?
>>581601115Ddi you get a game? I can queue in 5 minutes
>>581601308still 2/3
>>581601295because someone else is hosting on erg right now and I'm getting them instead of you when I queue dingus
>>581601404I had to block the other guy, got luckyif we DC again, I recommend changing
>>581601545Okay, I'll change it to /erg/ if the problem persists. It's hard to think someone from here would try to disturb the run.
>>581601354Queing
subhuman faggot chinks as alwaysjust gonna chainsaw next time
I think I got the right one this time.
lmao he got 2 of them in the hole thats a W
Oops, I wasn't paying attention.
>>581591461BooyahThis wayNothing else needed
Holy fuck the Carian Socrery Sword is still fucking awful. I wanted to do a CSS/Main Gauche run from start to finish after the buff and even at base stats it's like ripping my dick off
>>581591461Don't follow meBuy something for meHurry upLet's trade
>>581602860you're glowing king
pro tipif your randoms are trash, pingspam them until someone leavesthis will lessen the hit on the inevitable lossi hate chin cheaters so much it's unreal
>>581603735instant and crushing aura loss for overlapping the elusive hidden shoulder slot
>>581602860>>581603735Ugly retarded ''fashion'' by the DOStroon as usual.
I am a retard.
>>581604130ewww you're right they're so ugly and lame no wonder everyone hates him he's so raped and weird...
when you see the intentional visual glitch hidden by the developers
when you see the intentional chainsaw glitch hidden by the developers
when you see the intentional sellen footjob cutscene hidden by the developers
gg red birds that sure was fast kek
GG, worm bullied. I should've just held Regalia of Eo, SONAF felt like shit.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah! Caelid rocks!
ER sex scene but we got bg3 graphics
>>581591461oioioioi
>Faggot bow
>Straight bow
kek bow
>>581565924he needs to cope however he can just let him
>>581605412>>581605505>>581605768(none were intentional)
>200ms slideshowinsane lagspike
Should I fogwall to give you some time to rest at the grace?
>>581607789I set the grace with my warp
Hullo tarnished
Oof, almost had it.
nice try nice tryI've got a friend who wants to join, yeah or nay?
>>581608828yeah
>>581608828Anyone is free to join.
>bingo?
forgot to say that xhis name is onlywaifu
what if jeenine invaded the ergies' seamless sesh that would be so pog
>>581609218True.
>>581609218Agree
GG Coldogs or something.
gg typical stacked run followed by cold dogs
fucking dogass boss with 8 million attack strings before re targeting and of course there's projectiles this armor might as well be rl1 challenge lol
>>581609562is this vanilla or mmv
>>581609759Bro getting boxed by romina
>>581609793Vanilla, I'd like to do MMV but most anons don't play mmv.
>>581609952I can get on mmv rn
based red using buffs alone
how does the recluse ult max HP stuff workif I have blood loss + max hp both on my build am I griefing myself?
>>581610134It stays until the debuff lasts so as long as you get back to max hp you can keep it once the effect wears off
mushroom bro you are terrible
This weapon has no good moves from neutral.
>>581610134You keep the extra hp no matter what for 30 seconds, after 30 seconds you keep it until you take dmg
>>581610318you gus said anyone can join now youre complaining someone isnt an rl1 hitless gawdbal
elite bal knower
>>581610391nigger he is the host
>>581610318I know...
>>581610043Sorry anon, need a break now.
>>581610476i thought veitzu was an rl1 hitless godbal
>>581610134Your hp bar before you ult vs after you ult, you do damage to the enemies you marked and you will heal it back
uhhh the tree is bricked lolapparently we haven't killed messmer
gg i was messmer the impaler
might need to reset party for enir illim
>>581610892is it tough having to live having a hot mom?
erg be like "gotta use greases to backstab this twink really hard"
what would happen if 'pa and 'ox and 'rass and 'zuk and 'addy join the ergie run
>>581611027I'll do that, actually, just so we can regrouo.
>>581610134>piece of shit recluse ult that doesn't have iframes at the end of the animation
i want to use greases
Im gonna take a shit tell me if 3 people are down to q mmv
ALT F4'd, it was taking too long. Join back.
>>581611494>Recluse has no iframes at end of her ult>Guardian has no iframes at the end of his fall on ultWhat did Ishizaki meant by this
I'll wait 5 minutes for the third then we'll go.
>>581611963he's putting on some cosplay
>>581612165I'll wait for him.
>>581611494it's a good ult. Sometimes I forget there are more enemies around and use it and then we have the entire camp on us GEGGGGGGG
>>581611591Name?
>>581612368Garbage
>>581612368Namai wa?
I swear I did not queue that attack.
>>581612368ender lilies fan
>>581585387hahahahaha
>>581612930scary... we might have an ergie on the jannitor team...
1/3 memevee
>>581609854romina's no joke in sl0 runs, her phase transition has an aura move that comes out instantly and the tick damage kills you immediately
all of that just for "tank your frames" mgee to join lolI tried
>>581613263Kyoo'd
Imagine if Elden Ring had better PvP/Co-Op and Nightreign never had to be made
>>581612930top 10 funny 2026 erg moments
That was embarrassing.
Radahn is straight / sadly brain raped by Miquella’s charmMiquella is pansexual / attracted to the idea of himself being there for everyone Malenia is a lesbianRanni is straight Godwyn was straight / betrothed to Ranni Morgott is asexual Mohg is gay Rennala is bi Rykard is bi Marika is biRadagon is bi Godfrey is bi Messmer is gay Rellana is straight (oh the tragedy of it all…)
please don't reply to it ergies I believe in you
>>581614525deep and resonant commentary from george and miyazaki
2/3 memevee
We're almost there. I wish we could've done Metyr.
>>581614525Source for any of this?
friend is fixing warp to dlc
>>581615282Would you guys have the patience to try to get to Metyr?
>>581611342>>581611349weird posts
>>581615392I'm good to call it after we get to Metyr
anons going to blow on the finger ruins
we should just die lolthis is gonna take ages
>>581614525poopy post
I dont think anyone is gonna join the mmv
I'll end the session after we kill Leda and then we'll try to see if you can join in Metyr's arena like it happened with Romina.
>>581614068a man can dream…>>581614525didn’t read
infinite loading screen....
Infinite loading screen?
>>581617332We'll try to do Metyr in that case.
>>581617512alrighty, friend had to go so it'll just be me
>>581617585Okay, try do join. We'll end it after Metyr hopefully. I want a 3man team for Leda if possible so we can have a 5v5.
I give up on mmv for now sorry
>>581617919okay we tried
Retard.
I hope you guys had fun. We'll continue tomorrow at the same hour.
>>581617919>>581618190i can come
>>581619652-rep-izzat
>>581619965We got a double crit so it evens out.
>>581620102>>581620096don't talk to yourself ultra raped threadmaggot
>>581620307>>581619652Words can't describe how shit this boss is
>>581619704okay but anon left
>>581621058this is so sad
>>581620828So fvcking trve. I spent 30 minutes practicing that piece of shit to remember how to cope with its moveset.
>>581620657it's undeniable he's at the end of his rope
/ourguy/ is doing an all character streak after reaching 700 on wylder
>>581622496erg hates that guy because he's good at the game, careful
>>581574890that was always obvious though?
>>581620828They definitely can. God only knows what they were thinking but hopefully someone was fired for it.
>>581590075You guys should join the next session. It'll be the last. Only Ymir, Leda and Promised Consort Radahn are left. I don't know what to do after that.
>>581622496who?
>>581620102 >>581620096 Raped him so good he came back for seconds extremely impressive
>>581610134>>581609023>>581612297Cute wives
>>581622592no erg doesn't hate the wholesome chungus japs>>581622880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoFYqyWJvyM
>>581623038oh thought it was instinct, i see a lot of ergies giving him shit, jealousy is weird
>>581623114it's okay when japan does it but i don't care for instinct's boring monotone either
>>581623114why would I be jealous of someone who's worse at the game than me
>>581623387do you preffer a streamer that makes your clitty leak when they speak?
>>581623628yes :3
>>581623698ohh yeah ;3
>>581622914>>581620657
>>581623628>>581623698>>581623964*ptiu*
>>581623628i just want them to not be annoying, i get annoyed listening to him
That was a clutch level 6 guardian against princes
>>581623038how is this /ourguy/ though
Anyone watching Bingo Brawlers finals?
>>581624659
>>581624737he's le good
>>581624737he's caged
>>581625636does caging make you better at elden ring
I sure love these Jar Warriors using a consumable whenever I need to heal...
>tens of views after each streamThanks...
>>581625907it's known
>>581619652>>581620307This thing should have been the true final boss of the expansion, to mirror the Elden Beast, as it's older sister of sorts.>>581622037Coolest attack in the game. It's like she can't even control it properly. The chaoticness of her fight works. She's retarded. She doesn't even have thumbs.
love my microcosm
>>581628957What's dumber is that we didn't get a big ass spell from her remembrance. >>581629053>Conjuring a miniature universe, 42 intelligence>Conjuring a pair of miniature moons, 72 intelligenceBRAVO MIYAZAKI
>>581629248Listen. In this setting. A woman's take of the cosmos is more special. The moon is closer to home. Humanity. Ymir is just coping when he says shit like "The moon is merely the closest celestial body reee-". His awful "boss fight" and his intellectually lacking spell proves that his students surpassed him.
>>581629679Kill yourself
let's get elden ring tattoos
>>581629937This is just what Miyazaki thinks. If he didn't think that Rennala and Rellana were the best wizards around, he wouldn't have given them actual boss fights/models. He wouldn't have relegated people like Gideon or Ymir to lousy lackluster mini-boss encounters.
Vyke was as powerful as the Player Tarnished and he was just some mini boss too
>>581629974my husband says I'm not allowed to get those because they're for serviles
>>581630491what would you get
Whats fucked up is that anon probably isnt even wrong about Miyazaki thinking women are more magical than men.
>>581631762it's because he knows it's true in real life thanks to actually listening to his wife>>581631294a frenzy flame sigil on my wrist or ankle
Vyke should have been a full fledged boss battle desu
>>581631762The specific characters are, but you have to be retarded to think it's a statement about women in general.
>>581633756Didn't even know the gaol version had a unique great spear until today. They should have made that a drop or something.
>>581634041Yeah it's a feminist empowerment moment. Women sucked at magic until the Carian three showed up. It's still incredibly cringe. It's like if some lady walked up to Einstein and Bohr and said "Actually I'm smarter and I figured out how to reconcile gravity with quantum mechanics". It would be very jarring.
>>581634357It's a massive leap to assume Rennala is that smart
>>581631762Miyazaki is borrowing old mythical tropes. Where women are associated with the moon, water, and phoenixes. While men are associated with sun, fire, and dragons.Though he probably uses hawks as stand-ins for phoenixes and lions as stand-ins for dragons.Because all of the magic in Elden Ring is symbolized by flowing currents, it's typically in the domain of water and wind, which matches the feminine symbols. Hence why women happen to be most powerful in those domains.Malenia's weird rot magic? The Phoenix being consumed by its own fire and being reborn.Carian's Magic? Either looking into pools(water), looking into the primeval current(symbolic cosmic water), or looking toward the moon.(the ultimate symbol of femininity. No man will ever find the moon in harmony)Nepheli's dilemma? Loses herself, then she's given a bird, where she finds herself and becomes lord of Stormveil. The Phoenix again.Melina's situation? Literally burned by her own fire. Spirit remains though, where she's ready to burn again. Phoenix shit.
>>581634612Jumping from 60 intelligence to 70 intelligence is a massive leap. Yes.
>>581634647Men were actually associated with water and currents in the ancient world, you huge fucking retard. The god of magic in ancient Mesopotamia was also the god of artifice and seawater, and semen, yuck. The most powerful sorcerers (that weren't gods) in Greek myth weren't Circe or Medea, it was the Telchines, a group of monstrous water/weather wizards.
>>581628957>She's retarded. She doesn't even have thumbs.Wait a fucking minute, isn't the key to intellect symbol of it in Elden Ring the innate ownership of five fingers per hand? Not counting if you get it chopped off in a fight.If Metyr has no thumbs, she has no true set of 5 fingers.Is Metyr's existence just to be the archetypical pinnacle of a gigantic woman moment?
>>581634647>Because all of the magic in Elden Ring is symbolized by flowing currents, it's typically in the domain of water and wind, which matches the feminine symbols. Hence why women happen to be most powerful in those domains.The stars were always seen as a flowing current, or river, of sorts. Who looked at the night sky the most? Men.
>>581634647>the ultimate symbol of femininity. No man will ever find the moon in harmony)The gods of the moon in western myth were typically male deities. The god of the moon in Norse is a dude. The god of magic and the moon in ancient Egypt, and western esotericism in general, is a guy.
In Zoroastrianiam men actually represent currents, or rivers, while women represent water. Men are orderly, and give shape or direction to water. Without masculine form, a river isn't a river. Without water, a river isn't a river either, mind you.
what is a woman?
>>581634871It's a massive leap to assume a spell's intellectual requirement is an indicator of their intellectual maximum.
>>581635998a nagger
>>581635998sprite receptacle
The Frenzied Flame? Get outta 'ere! A lord of ash ain't a lord of shit!
I have this disturbing theory that glintstone is like naturally occurring AI (silicon based life) that functions on its own. Sorcerers speak of it as being a living thing. But what really makes me suspicious is how the Olivinus sorceries require less intelligence for MORE projectiles that have MORE independence, or base tracking power. Lusat's glintstone turned his brain into a fucking eyeball. The Karolos sorceries are more straight forward and intellectually demanding. Shoot faster, with a lot more inherent power, but much less independence. Azur's brain is seemingly not an eyeball.Maybe blue glintstone is more alive, or assimilating, compared to green glintstone. Maybe blue is also the color of independence, if we consider Carian blues. Two different extremes.The only issue is this way of thinking doesn't really translate well to other spells in the game.
>>581638135Replacing your intelligence with something else's is literally the point of sorcery. That's the whole point of wearing the crowns.
Carians preserve the intelligence. Ranni is the most successful case. Even without her body she is still herself.
gg friggin eazy
>>581635271>>581635772>>581635924If you look around, you can find myths that contradict the symbolism. But the existence of those contradictions, does not dissolve the the myths where the symbolism existed. You're just not looking in the right places.https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaleSunFemaleMoonWhy is Zelda associate with Wisdom and Nayru, the goddess of water?(and time, another flowing current) While Ganondorf is associated with Power and Din, the goddess of fire?Why is Sailor Moon the most powerful sailor scout? The Moon's energy is divinely feminine, and she's a female power symbol. That's also why in the earlier version of the story, Sailor Venus was the MC.Also, in Greek mythology, the moon was a woman.Where did you think Avatar got the idea that among the *water* tribe a woman would become the moon?Why do you think in Mega Man Zero, the female Guardian is associated with ice and water?Look here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_water_deitiesuse the find on page function, and select for whole words.Then put in "god" you will find 129 results.Then put in "goddess" you will find 105 results.So throughout history, there are about as many female water goddess as there were male water gods. Though, I think that in current day, we tend to filter our perception so that the women stand out more than the men when it comes to water symbolism.
>>581623038Hello brainrot anon
Zelda is so kino
>>581639260its so true Miyazaki wishes he made mm and tp
Im real life sailor moon incl. familiar
>>581640451>>581639260too bad it’s whatever now…
>>581639113>If you look around, you can find myths that contradict the symbolism. But the existence of those contradictions, does not dissolve the the myths where the symbolism existed. You're just not looking in the right places.Anon. You can cherry pick both angles. One isn't more correct than the other. Fuck. Are you actually implying there is a correct projection of what is essentially just imaginative human interpretation? You could swap the sexes of key lunar/solar figures and NOTHING would change, for the most part.The moon is male in Japan, female in Greece.
Jackpot
>>581640673it lost its identity by trying to become disney with skyward sword, then they realized their own retardation and shifted to becoming the japanese disney Ghibli with the botw universe, but I thought botw was at least mechanically good fun for a little while though
>>581639113>So throughout history, there are about as many female water goddess as there were male water godsIt's largely the same with gods of the moon and gods of magic. Male gods sort of edge out female gods when it comes to the sun, but the difference is moot.
>>581639113The moon is a female power symbol if you value emotions and personal angst. The moon is a male power symbol if you value intellectualism and understanding.
>>581640736>The moon is male in Japanso this is why they are the source of the femboy mindpoison huh what retards
>>581641136the moon is so trans
>>581641145It's because they got dominated by western powers, and so the (flawed) western idea that the moon is womanly sunk in.
Azur is a Carian. This is the most forbidden piece of Raya Lucarian lore. The anti-moon fags would legit lose their fucking minds. But since Azur has not spoken in centuries, people have forgotten.
No matter how bad you think /erg/ is, at least we're not >>581635291
>>581642015Great you just hurt their feelings
>>581642015wow that sure is something
>>581642015you are a cretin
>>581642015dont crosspost at me i have a boyfriend
>>581641145it’s true it all starts with them what fools>>581641335no
>>581642938nice
odds nightreign evens fortnite with husband zero read a book
>>581640736>Anon. You can cherry pick both anglesYes.>Are you actually implying there is a correct projection of what is essentially just imaginative human interpretation?No.>You could swap the sexes of key lunar/solar figures and NOTHING would changeMiyazaki's perception would change. Because he was inspired by feminine water/moon myths. So if you inverted the sexes of those figures, Miyazaki would invert the symbolism in his works.>The moon is male in JapanAnd in China, it's a female again. Why does that matter? Because of the Yin Yang symbolism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_(wuxing)>Among the five elements, water is the old yin symbol of the yinyang character. Its motion is downward and inward, and its energy is stillness and conserving.>In Chinese Taoist thought, water is representative of intelligence and wisdom, flexibility, softness, and pliancy; however, an overabundance of the element is said to cause difficulty in choosing something and sticking to it. In the same way, water can be fluid and weak, but can also wield great power when it floods and overwhelms the land. In Chinese medicine, water is believed to govern the kidney, the urinary bladder and jing. It is associated with the ears, bones and governs the sea of marrow and therefore the brain. The negative emotions associated with water are fear and anxiety, and the positive emotions are fortitude and the virtue of wisdom;[2] the "soul" associated with water is zhi (志), meaning "will" or "determination."This concept connects the water with the moon directly. As the Yin represents the moon. As well as femininity. So the whole package of the moon/femininity/water, intelligence and wisdom(conflated with intelligence) is all packaged neatly in this one concept.This would be the most likely source of inspiration. Just hazarding a guess.
>>581642938Pretty good taylor swift face sliders
>>581645186No its WOKE FEMINISM
>>581645186truke
Why isn't this thread full of nighters
>>581646746the troon circlejerk repelled us all. They just want a clique, not a Nightreign discussion thread.
>>581646840NRers just play the game sis what are you babbling about
>>581646840>repelled us allthen how are you here
>>581645186>So if you inverted the sexes of those figures, Miyazaki would invert the symbolism in his works.Not really. Gwynevere is a sun goddess. Seath is a moon dragon. The sun can be both masculine and feminine in these games. The moon can be both feminine and masculine in these games.
>>581645186>This concept connects the water with the moon directly. As the Yin represents the moon. As well as femininity. So the whole package of the moon/femininity/water, intelligence and wisdom(conflated with intelligence) is all packaged neatly in this one concept.So you're saying it's more masculine than feminine? Because your citation associates male qualities with water. Less so female qualities.
>>581646840what clique, i just play the game and make gg posts
>>581645186>>In Chinese Taoist thought, water is representative of intelligence and wisdom, flexibility, softness, and pliancyMale moments.>>however, an overabundance of the element is said to cause difficulty in choosing something and sticking to itFemale moments.>>the negative emotions associated with water are fear and anxietyHow womanly.>>and the positive emotions are fortitude and the virtue of wisdomHow manly.>the "soul" associated with water is zhi (志), meaning "will" or "determination."More manly energy.
Yin and water are superficially feminine but its qualities resonate more with men. This is an irony often pointed out in Chinese literature and myth.Women do not excel in intellectual matters. Why the Chinese would associate such purviews with women is a bit of a historical head scratcher.
>>581648724>>581649158The classic strong and silent male archetype aligns perfectly with Yin. >>581645186 is just being a fucking wiener.Yin is quiet, heavy, and "doesn't reveal its depths easily". Yang is expressive and loud. Modern men are often socialized or normalized to hold their emotions in, to process things internally, to remain stoic, and to never reveal their true selves (it's a sign of weakness, after all...), all of which are fundamentally Yin behaviors.The Chinese elements are a good example of how idiotic some duality takes are.
>>581646746I was just now playing night reign>>581646840dummy, nightreign players are de facto the crowd that turned erg clique-centric for too long, and as always it has swallowed itself until the names have almost completely dissipated into tears and rain
>>581649158>>581649603This actually makes a lot of sense in regards to the moon and the stars.Academic star purists are feminine, in that they are submissive to the stars they study. They are totally okay with being assimilated and taken over by the starry amber cancer. To seek to change the mind altogether. Carians are fundamentally masculine despite the feminine symbolism or appearance of the moon they cherish and follow. They wish to dominate sorcery and to not let it take you over. They wish to preserve the mind.The stars & academia = Masculine on the surface, but submissive underneathThe moon & gallantry = Feminine on the surface, but dominant underneathI really like this irony.
the glintblade is analogous to gock
>>581649158Probably because the Chinese are a lot like women in-general. They conform a lot more easily, in order to survive and upkeep the status quo, which is a very female behavior. Western man is more divergent. Marx suggested a thing and the Chinese handled it better. There's a very good reason why Socialism only excels in China and nowhere else. There's a very good reason why white people and Jews are always coming up with ideas "to make the world better", for better or for worse (it's usually for the worse when it comes to crap like progressivism or socialism)..
The Byzantines refusing to advance and preferring to preserve (leading to the Persians and the Chinese surpassing them) is also an earlier mirror of China refusing to advance and preferring to preserve (leading to white people and Japan to to surpass them).
>There’s a very good reason why socialism excels in China lol
>>581651214Compared to other socialist shitholes? Yeah. it is doing a lot better. The Chinese are bugs and can work together a little bit better....
>>581651584you're so boring
>>581652045curbstomped that subhuman
are you guys going to stop talking about gay shit and queue?
>>581652045Being a bug is both a bad and a good thing.
>>581648324>Gwynevere is a sun goddessShe is a princess. The actual sun god is Gwyn, while the goddess merely inherits the title. We don't know how much of her is actually associated with the sun, because the Gwynevere we know, is a construct of Gwyndolin. So it was the moon's power, posing as the sun. While the real Gwynevere left to marry some flame god elsewhere. See how that works? First the daughter of a sun god, then the wife of a flame god. Her titles come from the masculine figures in her life.>Seath is a moon dragonNot exactly. I can see how you might think that. But Seath, existed during the colorless times. Before disparity. So the concepts of yin and yang don't really apply to his own existence. His crystals are primarily blue. But his crystal magic was devised by kidnapping and experimenting on maidens. Thus, it's implied that his breakthrough is due to some feminine quality. And btw, the maidens he experimented on, were transformed into weird squid monsters. Sea creatures.And btw, where do you find the most crystal golems outside of Duke's Archives? In the basin with the hydra. And that's where you find the Dusk too. "Dusk" associates with the night. And the night is associated with the moon. So the magic moon woman is in the water, where the water serpent is, and she's stolen by Seath, where she would eventually be experimented on, becoming an octopus headed monster, while Seath extracts the secrets of the soul and eternal life.>The sun can be both masculine and feminine in these gamesThis is technically true. As Gwundolin exists. But that's a subversion of the trope. The concept of a masculine sun and a feminine moon, is regarded by the fact that it is subverted.
this is what having no spinning type Bs does to erg
>>581654208
>>581654445thanks my friend this is gonna fix everything
>>581654445Biblically accurate dancer of Ranah,
>>581654445you're beautiful
we need pvp webms with extreme hardswapping and backstabbing to scare away the loreniggers
>>581654445Don’t post my wife
>>581654445that's the classic ergie build
>>581648324Seath isn't really associated with the moon, but Gwyndolin absolutely is and he is feminine as fuck.
>>581654208https://streamable.com/4kb60k
>>581656161post more greaseallah
i'm right full of soup now lads
i'm going to listen to the sounda of someone eating curry now
>>581642015is this tommy wiseau
ergie wiseau
timmy wiseau
Circumcising Boc and forcing her to craft it into our wedding rings.
>>581655045shut it larper
lots of shitpostingzero queueing
>>581657757you can just say t___
>>581648585GG posting makes you part of the clique. Discussing specific matches is offtopic jerkoff trash that's only relevant to 2 other people. It's trash in post form. >>581648119I'm always here
>>581660019make him dark brown
Curved Swords Are Actually INSANE Now! (Elden Ring)
Why is Ranni’s moon so much better than Rellana’s moon?
>>581662439Younger
>>581662525cute and funny
Wow a lot of lorelets tonight.>>581652893>>581655828Seath has been associated with Moonlight rather explicitly since the very first game.
>>581662651nice picture of yourself faggot
>>581658350Shut it cuck
GG Goat I carried
>>581662651I may have overlooked some details. He probably is associated with the moon. But as I thought about him kidnapping maidens, I got really excited by the idea that his power is derived by some innate feminine aspect that he doesn't have himself. But maybe that doesn't preclude him from being a moon symbol himself.
gg coldgoatcontroller bugged out and forced me to restart thereThere was a lltbt katana in the township that you guys missed
>>581663331nice butt pivot
>>581663331A cat is fine too
please don't post big anime butts I'm on nofap
>pivvotroon is back Welp guess I'm playing something else for now.
>>581663831don't talk about my wife that way
>>581663535> He probably is associated with the moon>> probably
>>581663831Reminder after pic related happened he got exposed as an ERPtranny and left for almost a year. Now he's back I guess with cookie cutter porn addict avatarfag slop. So lame and weird and brown...
>>581664349>with cookie cutter porn addict avatarfag slopno, that was me
>>581664349classic image, almost poetic really
>>581664349zorbjeet's fault
>>581664181Well I drawing the distinction between moon feminine, and moon masculine. It's only arguably moon masculine, because it can be argued that he derives his power from the feminine. From the women he experiments on.
>>581664349not true, I left for several weeks and then came back. I've been gone for 8ish months though. also I only ERP ironically
>also I only ERP ironically
>>581664559>Well I drawing the distinctionThank for insight saar
Where's dragonirian
He fled to cuba
nt death knights
This fight took a while, I always forget that there is low level Caelid and high level Caelid...
>>581664694>i was only ironically thread shitting brokys faggot
>>581666665so close + I only shit the thread unironically
>>581666613Oh cool, most people just lead that chump off the edge of a cliff
>>581666665you keep talking shit and I'll cover your mouth with mine
>>581667018>most peopleNo.
Quick thought, what do you think is the lowest reasonable level the average elden ringer would be when entering the DLC?
>>58166717670-90
>>581667129wrong
>>581667018night cavalry are boring as shit to fight anyway. They just run around all over the place and then spam attacks if they ever stop
>>581667176~100
>>581667176120+
>>581667018No can do, my intention is to savor the game again after so many rushed playthroughs. Heavy Knight is truly the easy mode class, Vagabond can't compete.
>>581667746based
>>581667176The average player? You mean the ones that use mimic tear and farm the crow at mohg's palace?Probably 200+.
>>581663331
>>581668457tranime is so weird
>>581668457aryanime is so cool and normal
>>581668583a truth from a sound individual>>581668768a delusion from a deranged lobotomite
>>581667746based hostchad clearing out le chateau redcelle
>>581668768a truth from a sound individual>>581668583a delusion from a deranged lobotomite
>>581668923le chateau celibrouge
>>581668457chadnime is the thinking man's mediathis gif is gay though
>>581668457any recommendations for dressing like this in elden ring
dormant small shields
>>581668457post good zennie
>>581669615yeah, to unlock it:>go to the erdtree>use all of your golden runes>jump off of a cliff three times>go back to the church of elleh>close the game>jump off a cliff in real life
>>581669734well done you btfo'd pivjeet with this post and also sent xim spiraling
Pivvvot is cool.His relics are atrocious but he is not griefing runs. I can name at least 3 players that are far worse than him.And yest I will vague post to trigger the schyzos.
>>581670594anime, naka, you
>>581670594ExtremistYerbaTrish
>>581670123kek
>>581667176If you played through the entire base game normally and used every rune, farming the Mohgwyn Palace minimally, I'd say about 160-180
>>581670594Don't talk about yourself in the third person raped cocksucker you six barred to shape of night
>>581670594I don't know how people still have bad relicsLike, melee characters. I get a Phys3 or Phys4 without too bad of a debuff every few runs. They aren't rare. How hard is it to just slap 3 of those on your build?And for base relics there are just too many good shop and boss and quest relics for there to be an issue
>>581671212I'd say 150 if we're talking about a person who did lots of extras and exploration on a first time playthrough
Let's get queueing yall awoooo
>>581672439yiff in hell
>>581672439i'll queue in exchange for a soppy tailjob
>>581672535how about a pawjob instead :3
defmotag
Pivvvot is back?
pivvot x terr x mush x trish
Hmmm seems the passy is a bit dead
>>581670594>>581671886look I didn't know at the time that dormant power relics replaced your defaultplease don't mention the shape of night anymore it triggers my ptsd
>>581673127What builds do you play now? Just melee duchess and melee wylder?
we are the pivvotjeets hear us shout oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
>>581673183yeah I'll always take duchess if no one else does, I just barely came back so I'm kind of relearning it but my relics are mixed melee/magic so I can go either way depending on what I get
when i see you guys spawn in with these retarded max hp relics it just encourages me to go for more damageslop builds so we can actually kill shit
>>581673352Fuck you asshole
>>581673352God bless you sunshine
>>581673352And what about having MaxHP AND doing tons of damage?
pivvot im gonna kill your
Pivvot im gonna make you alive
'ivvot it up'orb it down
Queue Status?
>>581675031Trooned out
>>581675197Even though tgirls are erg culcha
>magic + balancers on relics>skillslop shop>doesnt take the red fami headspivvot what you are doing benchod??? bastard bloody
>>581675742
gg colddogsI had an extra greatspear so I was offering the silurias in the spirit shelter there if one of you wanted it
>>581675930Yeah I also found a Siliuras, but this was the first drop I got in the run, it was too based to not use. And the second drop was this cracked coll hammer. I tried to drop it for you when I found another skatk passive but maybe I picked it back up too fast for you to see
>>581675930gg too bad it was cold dogs>>581675742bro you were stressing me the fuck out, I wasn't sure what you wanted me to do half the time and thought you were fucking with me
>>581676147You sniped the alexanders shard when I was going full stormblade. I tried to get you to drop it a few times then I gave up
>>581675930girl lobby
>>581676301Failed male lobby*
>>581676241oh my bad man, I thought you just really wanted me to hold that item discovery one for some reason lol
>>581676358What were you going for? I really couldnt tell the entire time. we dropped you skills and magic passives but you just stuck with melee weapons
>>581676519I had a holy erdsteel dagger and scholar's sword with a holy buff so I was mostly optimizing for melee...and I'm kind of a coward with some of the negative passives sorry
matchmaking skipped me again
>>581676893Same
>>581676961forever 1/3...
>>581676961do you look like this?
>>581676961I hope that when your pedo ass inevitably gets dragged to prison, they put you with the biggest blackest gorilla they can find.
white people be like yeah i pretend to be the protag from a pedo incest transsexual anime
>>581677395indians be like "yeah I don't watch anime I watch real tv shows like uuh bollywood and... tseries"
>>581676961idk if you are still in queue or not but I am heading off to china
>>581677559that seems lame too good thing i watch better anime instead of slop like troonimai
>>581677849agreed desu they should've nixed that show and spend the time and money on MT S2 instead
For me? It's Clevatess.
>>581677371terrkek
>>581677395>>581677849>>581677371>>581676325Absolutely annihilated that brown C tier avatarjeet good job
>>581677969same. underrated show
>>581677371unc is pressed sheesh
hear us shout
>>581667176150 with 50 VIG
>>581676961
>I'll keep doing it it'll work eventually...
queuers>?
>>581680197>beating on liltimmy's first dragon build while you're fully twinked out
>>581680396This destroyed the hostcel, nicely done.
>This destroyed the hostcel, nicely done.
>>581680253gone
Instead of raped how about we say pooped instead guys wouldn't that be funnier
>>581681645Poopie rapie! Poopie rapie!
>>581682360We like poop
>>581681645how about I rape your pooper
>heavy knight is 3 levels more optimal for my 600+ hour character than it's original starting class wasYeah fuck you
>>581682858You could just... live with it.
>>581682710Don't threaten me with a good time
>>581683112You are right. But it still pulls on my autism that I could invest those points into END which would free up my 4th talisman slot.
>>581683196Time for new playthrough :)
>>581682858Just use ce
>>581672624>>581672986>>581674894>>581675373>>581677371calm down t___
>>581677395how do you know he’s white and not brown like yourself
>>581680891Man… this takes me back…
erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC runPassword: ergLevel 150Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommendedSpirit summons will be disabledDressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeonThe run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)Continuing on September 20th (in about 6 hours!!) at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?No.>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.>Why level 150?125 is unfortunately nigh dead compared to 150.>What if I'm TheBlocked™?I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.Any feedback is appreciated.
playing with both skillslopper and caster is torture
mmv domo
>>581687518It's the wrong time for me to join, but I do appreciate the stream. Just wanted you to know that.
>>581687648is it 1/3 or 2/3if you lie about 2/3 i will block you forever
I'll queue for a while
>>581687951Thank you.
>mmv and vanilla both 1/3rape and kill erg
>>581688205So cuteMissed this
how do meleekeks cope with doing less than 400 damage per attackwhat are they planning to do if their team gets DCd?
>>581688205mmv or vanilla?
>>581689380
>>581689564vanilla, although i guess i could queue mmv...
>>581666132>>581666294>>581666168jej
.......by fighting the boss normally?
mmv 1/3
mmv 3/3
>>581690425Why are you talking to yourself?
>>581688205vanilla 1/3 if anyone is still around. If not I'll just go with randos.
>>581691203i just finished a randoms game so good timing
Still showing 1/3 for me...
>>5816917702/3
Someone please join.
>>581692586Gomen, I can queue in an hour though.
>>581630491Your husband is correct>>581629248That’s not actually what it is thankfully…
>>581630491Your husband is incorrect>>581629248That's actually what it is thankfully...
everything was just stuttering and animation cancelling why cant you two just be white
>>581693434sorry
>>581693532dont be sorry, be better
gg am I the problem?
>>581693876>australian Why do you even bother to ask
>>581693876it's not us that's the problem mate, it's the rest of the cunt world
>>581694027because apparently shifty is fine>>581694084what isp do you use?
>>581694151>shifty is fineNo?
2/3 vanilla btw.
2/3 terr
>1/3good scam
>>581694329Some aussies do this, notably naefy and mushShifty doesn't
>>581694151I don't have one at the moment
>>581689768>Nightbabs find demolishing everything fun
>>581689768>NightGODS rightfully find destroying everything fun
>>581694647you play with phone net mushjeet?
>>581696983yes
Queueue status? I'd like to mmv.
gg cold dog, very serious business that one
>>581697879gg
>>581697879ggez
>>581697663MMV 1/3
>>581697879uoh cc uoh joll
>>581698114dont call me cc
>>581698178you can't say no
>>5816980793/3
>>581698260Yes I canNo.
>>581699249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh36xZqaz8U
>>581699515man what a blast from the past that was, i actually prefer cc's to doritos desu
g'day cunts
>>581700445g'day? its quarter past 11pm ya drongo
Shut it aussiecucks
i want to try kangaroo's tail
>They think australians are realuh huh, sure thing bud
GG MMV Hotdogs. Got bit spicy at end with Marty Loggins.
There's 3 dead koalas and 5 dead roos down my road. Saw a fox having a go at one of the koalas on friday.
I just finished pooping
>>581702349Kangaroo is pretty tasty although a bit tricky to cook right
>>581702852its just chewier and gamier beef
>>581702852>>581702915yummy
>>581702530Shouldn't someone be cleaning that up or something
>>581703736real world isnt 4chan, no cleans shit up for free unlike the jannies here
>>581703736Yeah probably. My council needs their arse kicking actually.
1/3 mmv
>>581702571did it hurt?
>>581698178why not cc
>>581704320Yes it was like taking a BBC in reverse
Why do you guys slop, stop playing ironeye and using red balancer please, it's boring
I want to kiss this doll.
>>581704374because im not cc
>>581704535you're beautiful
>>581676961>>581676241>>581675890>>581673127>>581673007>>581672891Keep up these excellent posts!
>>581704617can it mushpaki
>>581676961>>581676241>>581675890>>581673127>>581673007>>581672891Don't keep up these horrendous posts!
I want to play with Dustina
>>581704320Not really
>>581704976Why?
>>581706951she's so f*ucking cool
Imagine being such a fucking bum that the girl that fell in love with you who thought you were saving her ends up wanting to run back to her rapist abuser arms lol
>>581707807This happened to a friend of mine from moscow.
new>>581707926>>581707926
i'll wait for the real thread
>>581702530>>581700445>>581700729>>581702852Proof you’re an Aussie?
>>581708030bing chilling
>>581704393take it easy t____
>>581707896Source?
>>581708864I'm the source it happened to my fren Liliya.
>>581687518Starting in 1 hour
>>581687518>>581709856Might be late today due to IRL stuff, don't wait up for met. usual guy
>>581624016 (me) meant for >>581622339
>>581650768The irony being neither of those ideas were put forward with the intention of improving anything, but harming everywhere they would be implemented.The Chinese are doing alright in spite of that nonsense, not because of it.>>581651021It's a little hard to advance when you're sandwiched between two continents constantly under siege by both sides
>>581713462>>581629937
^^^ raped schizo cuckjeet cocksucker
>>581598841What makes it not strange
>>581713959>>581597124
>>581709000Is this dos
>>581663154shut it larper cuck
>>581708013It will come any time now...
>>581715430Shut it cuck subhuman
>>581720571Yeah…
>>581721460you first retard
>>581720571Not really
>>581722796>>581713959
>>581600812>>581673268Shut up freak>>581681645No it really wouldn’t
The darkness…
