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sexshipitshithighjobshi
helloso hungry gonna eat like cray
>>581547638No...
a reminder that V and Umama collectively only has 5 platkeep shitting on the thread you bunch of shitters
>>581547537What the FUCK?
Its a fucking crime that sugar lights doesnt have a pal cardBut i have hope she ends up in a future scenario and gets one...
>>581547638I want to post the graph with the funny lines
>>581547739So umama has 5 plats?
Tachyon LOVE
>>581547704He should've loss the race
ew
>>581547830fuck cripples
>>581547971cute fluffy hair
I see
>>581547926Don't save my soundposts without my consent grrrrr
>that fucking imagealways knew gold redditors are agnes tier poster>>581548082that isn't yours
>>581547992is this what city girls do?
Don't know why they even bothered giving me this. Round 2 is just going to be torture.
>>581548073Does she still have feeling down there?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12218220
>>581548000And yet he won.>>581548134Yeah, she can even still walk short distances for small ammounts of time.
>>581548131you will be cursed to a cheeky plat
CAUSE I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAY
>>581548228I'm not even hitting A Finals.
Forever Young now has 6 G1 winsShe's with the same company as Gold Ship, Orfevre and Buena Vista, can she go for 7 on her retirement race?
>>581548160This person is pretty cringe.
>>581548225>4 horses
>>581548131
Against better judgment, I'm going to running this. First, is it a good idea to run 3-1-1-1? Second, if this is the list of my stam cards, which is the best if any are worth using? And third, what healing skills can I take? I only have Triple 7's and Rosy Outlook with this setup.
>>581548309https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12218234
>yanko haters ittgo back to umajp you absolute jobbers, can't even hit a rank A club or get plats
I love my genius wife!
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>581548324Yeah 2 were owned by cowards and one was scratched by the vet
>>581547992
>>581548434You don't even like the nepo baby
>>581547992You can't post that
>>581548108It is mine I'm the one who made these believe it or not
>>581548434https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA&jp=They're actually A rank
>>581548501>the vet was japanese
>>581548518>t.sovereigntyfag
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3 medium procs, cool.......
>>581548584>tranny club Kill yourself
>>581548658This is a typical tuesday for my 8 star medium parent
What happened the last time Urara said "prestigious"?
>>581547992>still up
>>581548434ppl hate winners for whatever reason, saw the same thing with kita a while back like holy brotherman
>>581548718Explain yourself.
>>581548483
>>581548859
>>581548784>defending a shit horse
>>581548852what uma is that at the bottom
y y y y y y y y y y y yanko
>>581548852Trainer is looking extra cute today>>581548993Thats trainer
WHICH ONE BROS
>>581549106right easily
>>581548580>COMPLETELY different file-sizefatty... I literally made this one fresh, because I didn't like the slight artifacting your version had, I mentioned as much when you posted it.Could've made it 1080p, but noticed issues that I didn't enjoy, plus the fake grain on the video causes SERIOUS problems for vp9 for some reason.
this is the most accurate cosplay of any character I have ever seen in my entire life
>>581549175I want to poke her belly button
>>581549175That's a literal tranny
>>581549106Neither is good but left is a good mutation base
>>581548580>>581549138
>>581549138I'm not FAT! And fine I guess it is a "NEW" one because you edited it or whatever, it is still mine... hmpf.
>>581549106Right and Tachyon that shit later
>>581547416I would rape Helios.
yippietoo bad I'm getting no rainbows, holy classic
helios is gross
>>581549282I DIDN'T EDIT SHIT, YOU LAZY FAT FUCK! GO AND TAKE A SWIM WHILE I DO MY FUNNY TECH MAGIC, FATTY!!
>100M fans>still not bond 10this sure takes a while
>>581549410You're too mean Ruby...
>>581549313You cant overpower an uma
>>581549512She would let me
Cool, always nice to see a list like this with only my own umas.
>>581549512
I've never posted anything false, exaggerated, or fake
>>581549426Whatever man you can keep it. I think someone here said the point was to share them haha... I'm not going in the pool
>>581549631Goofy lookin critter
>>581549652mirako rape
>>581549645>shart falcon>cutel.m.a.o.
>>581548408Welfare McQueen is solid as a newfag. Generally you only want 3 colors at most, so swapping the power card for a wit/stam depending on the distance your targeting would help.
>>581549652>Not goingThat wasn't a request... FATTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>581549710shut the FUCK up whorren
>>581547416where's that one image of helios watching me buy the cheapest 12 gauge and one buckshot shell
no u
>>581549241ZAMN
>>581549512Umas that do this pose are sexo incarnate
>>581548408Borrow Mejiro Palmer instead of Bourbon, it's the same gold skill on a much better card. Then do 3 SPD 1 STA 2 WIT.
They should make a 12-gate CM so I can bring 4 horsesReally need that third debuffer
>>581549438How?!? Did you not d-d-d-deito her when uma sanpo was active??
>>581549860what happens next
>>581549949
>>581549438Does she have a career you can somehow kill toward the end or something?
>>581549939>JordanKill yourself
>>581549860>>581549952
>>581549645I mean avoiding it is best practiceSmart Falcon is so Smart
>>581549939I think it's because higher rank umas give more bond points and I'm only doing B rank fan runs, I didn't invite her to d-d-d-ddate me during the event... haha...
>>581549736What makes a card "good?" It didn't seem to have any skills that I wanted, so I took the SR Jordan card instead. It seemed to have the highest initial gauge and its bonus/mood stuff seemed to be on par.
>>581550070put her in team trials
>>5815493945000000000000 dead turns because of nothingawesometypicalFU8JIGFJUIUIGUEIASGHlike legit I could've had 1k stam here with capped wit if I just got average luckannoyingno maestro anyway
>>581550116She's been there since I got her, 2 points a run also take a while to fill the bar. Not like I'm in a hurry anyway.
>>581550085NTA I'm the one who recommended Palmer, but certain card abilities are just better for producing raw stats. Friendship Bonus, Training Effectiveness, Specialty Priority, and Initial Friendship tend to be pretty important.
>>581550045Mad because you keep getting styled on
>>581549952Curren gets taken from behind and creampied by Falco's trainer, and when he pulls out she makes sure to drip everything on Falco's face
i miss sanpo
>>581550289Umanko
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2101043594022846934Is it just me or Ebayan look a little slower in the race than his training videos? No wonder Yahagi said Ebayan is only 50% fit in this race
>>581550243The guts card?
>>581550085I use https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare to compare cards. Higher training effectiveness, friendship training, and stat gains are what I look for. I mentioned McQueen because you can upgrade her via the club point shop pretty quickly, whereas jordan you have to roll and hope.
>>581550382
>>581550289>shit outfit >large eyebrows
>>581550165
>>581550442I don't have enough crowns for a second one, and was thinking of maxing out Suzuka's card first.>>581550474I don't have it. I showed all my stam cards above.
Falco is cuter than CurrenTwin Tails are peak design
>>581550548I'm telling you to borrow it and run two of your own wit cards.
curren dresses like a nazi
>>581550381The whole race was a bit slower due to the running styles of the horses present iircNot entirely yankos fault
>>581550552kyun~your heart now belongs to curren
>>581550619Based
>>581550619
I fucking HATE Curren, I really do
>>581550548You can find people to borrow the palmster here https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?query=bGltaXRfYnJlYWtfY291bnQ9NCZzdXBwb3J0X2NhcmRfaWQ9MzAxMTU%3D. For now just keep doing runs to figure out the mechanics. Lurking the thread to see what other people are running does help, but it'll take a while till the "aha" moment happens.
I wonder who is behind the curren spam
>two spring tickets in a row>both fillies (Sweepy first, now Furawa)what did the three goddesses mean by this
>>581550632Wasn't the race medium?
>>581550756Falseflagging Falcocucks
>>581550502The BOOTY BLASTING is absolutely palpable. Oh man HE HAS NO STYLE! I bet you eat Burger King excessively too!
>>581550716They hate her cuz the ain't her.
What happens if I don't get 2nd place in Unity? Just lost to the elite team 1-4 despite all 5 teams being ◎
>>581550716I HATE CURREN
how can you hate this
I should just stick to loopin
>>581550827>she cheated on you with an ugly bastard
This has always been a Curren thread...
post an uma you can beat in a fight
>>581550924Curren would cheat on you and then blame youFalco would never cheat on you
>>581547416WEIIIIIIIIIIII
>>581551016Falco would get tricked into sex
>>581550965
>>581550965Chevachi, easily, on paper.How? Fight her EMOTIONALLY.The real challenge would be for me to insult and make her sad tho.
>>581550965I just have to ask Bobo to touch the robot for a while and I'm set
just woke up from my long slumberdid yanko win?
>>581551041>HeavenWhat kind of party did Helios invite me to?
>>581550965Just maybe
>>581551106yes
>>581551106yes easily
>>581550965I'd absolutely PUMMEL Fenomeno's umanko in a sex fight, she wouldn't stand a chance
>>581550929SHE'S THE CUTEST
plain uma
>>581551106he got the Maruzensky treatment
What's the penalty of failing this training?
>>581551224A broken leg.
>>581551179you wouldn't Mamechin
>>581550502bushy brows are cute
>>581551224she explodes
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8>https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8v>https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8
>>581551106
>>581551224Don't overdo it!
>>581551224She breaks her ankle and moves to America.
>>581550778its 10 furlongs so... medium i think?its a classic distance race.
>>581551387I thought jap horses sucked outside of Japan
I really want her to get as much stam as she can, cause I think this is as best as I can get. I just don't know what the penalty is for failing it.
>>581550502Bro mad because he doesn't have a burger pocket
>>581551478It's either -5 stats or -30 and mood downs but that won't matter
>>581551470some do great overseas but overall a horse can't be as consistent as a person flying from country to country to compete, forever young is an outlier
>>581551478>I just don't know what the penalty is for failing it.having >20% failing rate has two possible fail events: regular failed training (-1 mood -5 stats first option or -1 mood -10 stats / practice perfect) or pic related
>>581551387>Forever Young raped America Two nukes weren't enough
>End of Junior year>Realize I haven't bought any songs>Can't buy any songs because I'm missing one color of tokenGreat game you made here Cyniggers
>>581550289>sex outfit>sex eyebrwos>sex fingernails>sex lips>sex neckline>sexsexsexsexsexsexsex
>>581551387>4 horsese-eh?
>>581551783and he's not done raping either
>>581551387wait, only 4?
>>581551860America sucks at horseracing
>>581551860They Maruzensky'd Yanko.
>>581551860almost like CMs if we ignore the debuffers
>>581547756Trainer-san should have been allowed to fuck Gold Ship in an OVA.
Does /uma/ like boys?
>>581551860>>581551881according to one anon>Sovereignty was a scratch for having an abcess in his hind left foot>Banishing and Chunk Of Gold both opted to dodge forever young and scratched>Render Judgment was a regulatory vet scratch on race dayvery unlucky timing but i think yanko looked strong regardless, the breeder's cup is gonna be the real test, and yahagi also wants him to race a 3rd G1, forgot which
>>581550903i want to rape this
Alright so one problem I'm having with Suzuka is that if I don't do an extra race or two, I don't think I can get enough SP for all my stuff. I still had like 449 extra rating I could've gotten and skills ready to learn but ran out of SP. Are there like MUST learn skills I should aim for? I know Groundwork+3 greens and A&S are it but I don't know what to aim for after. I just throw them on random front/medium skills.
Jordan is cute, but god do i wish she had at least one moment where it's plausible her umanko got wet for torena
>>581552126No, kill boyumas
>>581552126not the right one
>>581551860One got scratched for medical reasonsTwo more are owned by cowards and pulled out when they saw yankoSovereignty didnt register due to a hoof abcess (also because yanko was there probably, nigga always finds a reason to not race yanko)
>>581552136I thought Sovereignty retired or was that Journalism?
tails are long pubes pulled to the back
>>581552126>manwhoreumaGross
>>581552126i'd have sex with left, but only if i was 6 drinks in and she was the one who askedi don't even want to think about undressing the uggo on the right
>>581552225>gyaru>cuteDilate
Oh look at that. The new ep of Star Blossom has someone dying again! So original and entertaining.
>>581552274Yeah journalism retired due to a gate injury back in july
>>581552126I want to hold a boy's hand then kiss!
>>581552354Just say it hurt your little snowflake feelings and stop trying to act like a basic bitch sloptuber
>>581552354at least Rice is safe
>>581552353ImmenseBootyBlasting
>>581552353you're right, she's fucking sexo
>>581552354Thank you for keeping us updated, Teio poster
I like these types of umas personally
>>581552453>how many buzzwords can you fit in one post
>>581552274>Multiple graded stakes winner and 2025 Kentucky Derby runner-up Journalism has officially retired.>Wishing him a long, healthy, and well-earned retirementit's always sad when a horse retires but better to live a comfy life after competing than pushing the limit
i like females
>>581552353>gynormous homosexual
>>581552527>ugly>ugly>ugly>sexoyou probably meant the first three anyway, which fair, you can always just put a paper bag over their head. and in fenomenos case, add a gag ball while you're at it
Palmer is still a massive disgrace to the Mejiro family
Since when the fuck is there Jordan hate? It's fucking Goldship isn't it?
>>581552353You've got negative taste, go back to school
>>581552517>ugly bastard's fleshlight
>>581552634Out of the 4 gyarus, Jordan is the worst
>>581552661Trainer isnt a bastard!
>>581552634i'm trying to neg her so her confidence gets shot down, making it easier to fool her into becoming my onahole
>>581552634It's one autist trying to ruin the thread by being an obnoxious contrarian. Most likely an edgy teen who spends his weekend shitposting on the internet because he has no friends to hang out or play online
>>581552673nuh huh the sex list has jordan as the second best gyaru
>>581552217Being drown out by schizoposts.
>hating my cute daughterwifeImpossible
>>581552673absolutely fucking nothave you SEEN Gold City?!yeah, she's hot, but she is such a bitch to you that if you even try to force yourself on her she'll call you a rapist and her umanko will stay drygod, i fucking HATE that blonde bitchwhy the fuck did cygames make a character so fucking hot and make her the least for you uma imaginable?!?!?!
>>581552620I think they are all cute
>>581552830They made Gold City's personality accurate to that of a white woman
What would McQueen's fetish be?
time to post IT
Pokke Jordan oyakodon!
>>581552920Cuckolding herself of pastries
>>581552874unironically this.she reminds me so much of the gigastacy who used to bully me that i get ptsd whenever she's the random uma who appears on my home screen holy fucking, especially when she's in one of those anniversary outfits. it's like i'm back at prom 2014 all over again, where the bitch made fun of me all night for not having a girl to dance with
>>581552973That is a denial fetish
>>581553038Lemon...
>>581552945>scream like a retard during dahby win>give birth to a retardpokke...
where's the keibanon that posts race results
>>581553174Keiba is on Saturdays not Fridays
>>581553174died of ligma
>>581552842Boyumas are disgusting
>>581552945you mean just kodonthe oya in this pic is an ugly BOY
>>581553117There's no blondes where Lemon lives....
>>581552673Helios > Jordan > The Palmster >>> Gold City
>>581553219It is Saturday in Japan. Thar be races.
>>581553148At least there are more Pokkelings to carry the torch.
>>581552673Jordan > Paama > Helios >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
>>581553281What the fuck is your problem with Palmster?
>>581553239All umas are cute umas
>>581551316Hugs and kisses for Mamechin!
Jordan = Palmster = Helios >>>>>>>>> Yeppers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gold Ship >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stay Gold >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gold City's Trainer > Gold City
>>581553384
>>581553357>that gassed-out mareTall Poppy when?
I'm still a bit unsure on my power growth for this one. Are these SSR wit cards really all that good?
>>581553378except ryan and shakur
>>581553371HONESTLY I did not like her career story that much. The indicisiveness was a big turn off. Also golf is STUPID. If it was solely based on looks I'd put the palmster in #2 but Jordan's career story is leagues better, and that it gives her the nod.
>>581553378>defending this
>>581553472oi, what the fuck did i do to be bottom of the barrel beside my shit trainee?
>>581553552Nah them tooSuper cute
>>581553174i could post some until the first OP raceBell Wood Wataru Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Great Grandson of Neo Universe and Tanino Gimlet won the first Hanshin race, 2yo Debut
>>581553535The idea is that mashing speed will raise your power enough to get by. You supplement the less power by stacking accel skills, and the wit helps you fire those off.
faggots, the lot of youthe entire point of 2D is that it's not 3D
>>581553510She's a sprinter. Tall Poppy after Bruce Lee and Jo Cappuccino.
>>5815536131 - Having a penis2 - Being male3 - Being Coal Shitter Trainer
>>581553535sex needs 1lb to be competentnot sure about fatty
>>581553664I've done plenty of runs and I've been capping at 700 power by doing that though.
>>581553625Nope. They're uggos.
Smart Bride won the first Nakayama race, 2yo DebutSame owner as Smart Falcon, OP race Canna Stakes in 2 mins
>>581553718Only ugly thing here is your soul
>>581552505She's untouchable
>>581553683Yeah, 2D women are actually capable of love, and that includes Gold City
>>581553752I love when HENNESSY shows up in the lineage
>>581553752>smart bridebut that's just falco, my wife?
>>581553683if not 3D, then why 3D shaped?I could almost hear her calling me a dumbass if I ask her out once she graduates
>>581553841>I could almost hear her calling me a dumbass if I ask her out once she graduatesShe would still say yes though
>>581553707It becomes easier to hit 900-1K when you have higher LB speed cards and decent parents. A lot of cards will give a +1 power bonus at higher LBs, which goes a long way.
Saimon Legacy son of Efforia, Grandson of Epiphaneia and Orfevre, Grandson of Symboli Kris S, Cesario and Stay Gold, great Grandson of Special Week and Mejiro McQueen and related to Maruzensky won the second Hanshin race, 2yo DebutOP Canna Stakes starts now
Everyone's Oguri Cap
>>581553535Do you have any leveled up SRs?
>>581553683No one likes a mean girl
>>581553793and the picture you posted. because ryan is in it. ryan is ugly, hence, the picture is ugly.
>>581553703
>>581553808he shows up a lot thanks to his son henny hughes being a prolific sire
>>581552354who died I don't follow Shart Blossom
>>581547416>wake up>get uncontrollable urge to impregnate zoomer umankoO-Okay...
>>581554089I'm guessing Chitose bc that Autumn Tenno Sho was the irl horse's last race before racking up a career-ending injury
>>581553979Mean girls >>>> evil women
>>581553535>smaru>ardanyou only need to lvl up suzuka or brian and you got speed covered in the f2p tier
>>581554036>HaiseikoIsn't that the idol horse where the jockey sang on his retirement? The one that got 2nd on his retirement race but nobody gave a shit about the winner?
>12* Uma Stan parents>I have not seen it spark once in 6 runs and 12 inspirations
>>581554175>t.Festa
Geopark Katsuki Grandson of Sakura Bakushin O wins the Canna Stakes
>>581554310cumming on this brownie's creamy caramel skin
>>581553969Everyone's Oguri Cap's butt.
Yeah I don't think I can do this. Guess this'll be the very first run that I quit.
>>581554310Fix your caption position
>>581553979Those are all extremely hot. You are a certified gookcel.
Continuing, Hibiscus Granddaughter of Victoire Pisa and Great Granddaughter of Neo Universe won the second Nakayama race, small correction, the races have been 2yo Maiden races, not Debut, my apologies
>>581554360>made for seniors
>>581554384That happens sometimes. Fine to give up.
Tosca won the third Hanshin race, 2yo Maiden
>>581554385No need, because your time is up anyway.
>the only times today that I haven't felt bored and unwilling to do anything are the horse racesbros I'm becoming a keibafageven when I'm not paying attention to the lineages or the horses, I just like watching them gois this the final stage of brainrot?
Torta Pasqualina Great Granddaughter of Agnes Tachyon won the third Nakayama race, 2yo Maiden>>581554661It's really fun to watch
>>581554661no the final stage is becoming a schizo
test
>>581554661I think you just lack a hobby
Okini Grandson of Tokai Teio and Great Grandson of Symboli Rudolf won the fourth race in Hanshin JG3 Hanshin Jump Stakes
>>581554835but keiba is a hobby
where are the japanese races?the chinese guy is streaming a different course
>>581554928japan
>>581554884Cringe
Silver Norida Great Grandson of Fuji Kiseki won the fourth Nakayama race, 2yo Debut
>>581554661>is this the final stage of brainrot?it's not until you start betting
>>581554089>>581554136nvm, it's fuji in a flashback
>>581555027>yet another pointless flashback sidetrackumazing
>>581555018>another rapist
Impulse Drive won the fifth race in Hanshin, 2yo Debut>>581554928Next race is in 7 mins
>>581555020I'm hoping to score Arima Kinen tickets since I'm going to be in Japan right when it starts. I'll put 100 USD each on Ebayan and Lovcen if I can get into the venue.
>>581555173Cheater...gamble all in one Lovcen
Pulvinar Great Granddaughter of Grass Wonder won the fifth race in Nakayama, 2yo Debut
>>581554884damn that was the only graded race
rotted on uma again awardhow do I stop itbeen like 4 days now with 12 hours sessions
Andre Barows Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Great Grandson of Neo Universe won the sixth race in Hanshin, 6yo DebutHokusetsu Tokubetsu in 3 mins>>581555337Correct, one G2 tomorrow and one late sunday/early monday
Umanko destroyed my life
which one would you guys use to blow your brains off?
>>581555437bottomvisible mags are such a turn off
>>581555398As long as you're having fun.
>>581555507kinda but I just wanna play other games
>>581555437Top probably has a lighter trigger
>>581555437CZ
Yu Like Star won the sixth race in Nakayama, 2yo Debut Hokusetsu Tokubetsu now
>>581555265If Yahagi actually retires Ebayan at Arima I gotta get a ticket with his name on it. If Lovcen wins the triple crown sure, I'll throw 200 on him. Love that horse like you wouldn't even know.
>>581555437SigSauer
Go suck a horse's asshole
>>581555627https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12211360
>>581552217Sorry buddy but Smart Falcon is busy out clubbing on the Saturday
Umanko...is too powerful...
Hokusetsu Tokubetsu
holy shit
>>581555398is uma really that fun for 12 hours a day
>>581555437Well I actually own the top one, so that.
>>581555536find friends to play other games with
>>581555437I would never use a handgun, you can survive that.>>581555536If you were working for this CM, that ends in a couple of hours so you will have time for other passtimes. Good thing parents clank themselves so you can have breaks for other stuff, it's okay to go full autism on uma for a few days then move to something else. Gotta love free time.
>>581555810>248.9 odds
I think you should find a hobby, like eating your vegetables.
>>581555810Holy upset
>>581555809The only friends I have are /uma/
>>581555810what an upset
>>581555437CZ. The Sig would discharge on its own, hitting my granny neighbor before I even brought it to my temple
>>581555398 Get a hobby.
B I Forte wins the Hokusetsu TokubetsuKujikuri Tokubetsu in 9 minutes
Doto told me that I'm a loser and she's the only girl that would ever love me
>>581555875>Tamamo Brown TieWhat?
>>581555890oh yeah? name one /uma/ friend
>>581555940It's all true
>>581555958Dotoposters
>>581555940At least someome loves you..
>>581555958(You)
>>581556009
>>581555940Sweet little Doto wouldn't say that
>>581556009>grooming
Aroma Feliz Great Granddaughter of Symboli Kris S won the seventh race in Hanshin, 3yo+ Allowance Race
>>581555993>>581556006these don't qualify as namestry again
>>581555787it has the slots addiction factor so idk>>581555809I do sometimes though I enjoy spending time on my own mostly>>581555824the thing is this would just be a TINY optimization and it's honestly stupid but it's hard to stop
>>581555958V
Doto would imply I have a small penis when giving me paizuri
Deir el Bahri Great Granddaughter of El Condor Pasa won the sevent race in Nakayama, 3yo+ Allowance Race
umas love their groomers
Who should I go for next after Fuji? From a meta perspective >was working on digitan (since 70+ days) to dirtloop then her halloween alt spook me then changed target to fuji kiseki (30 days)>already have xoguri to dirt loop, OG oguri could be nice for a better grandparent than xog>don't have much sprinters, still using bakushin for TT, curren could be nice>107 days OG spechud looks like a long run, already have summer spechud >already have SMaru for fan runs>already have NYOpera, Vbobo, better alts than their OGs
>they dont even broadcast the other races and went to interviews with Forever Young's team
Oju Chosan running a food truck outside of Tracen when?
>>581556161>I enjoy spending time on my own mostlyIt sounds like something someone without friends would say
>>581556161Try touching grass desu (real advice)
>>581556217all these words but you already know who you are going to chase for
Brad Barows Grandson of Cesario, Great Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky won the eight race in Hanshin, OP Nojigiku Stakes
>>581556287Touching grass' butt
>>581556301Nah, Curren whore is no goodNo one wants to deal with that
Taiki... I've failed you... I knew I should've picked that skill that made you run better during rain, forgive me..
Mata Mikansan won the eight race in Nakayama, 3yo+ Allowance RaceKujukuri Tokubetsu now
>>581555958hmm, not sure BUT you can make friends in Tomakomai! Come visit the Sea Station Plat market and try one of their world famous surf clam dishes, or take a stroll through Lake Utonai Japan's first officially designated bird sanctuary! You're sure to make some friends there!
>>581556161if you are feeling burnt out then cold quit uma for at least a day or two but if you're having fun then I don't know why would you want to stop, fun things are fun
>>581556484I will! I will visit Tomakomai! I'm gonna meet Tomachop too
>>581556161This you in a few decades?
>>581556286He wouldn't be posting on /uma/ if he did
This Tomakomai PR stunt is getting desperate
>>5815562861 bf in progress 1 friend actually
Namura Harris won the ninth race in Hanshin, and now all winners have been posted for now
instant neck n neck is the cheesiest shit in the game
>>581556586
Maybe next time, Aaron's Rod...
>>581556241support card soon
>>581556716Lememe...
>>581556634Maybe instead of playing uma for 12 hours you could bother your bf to play other games. Or even that friend, assuming you are not counting your bf as the friend too.
So I got decent stats but no green skills to proc my Groundwork, and no S anywhere. Should I just give up on early race skills and just learn all mid-race ones for her to overtake? Or maybe put Runaway on her for my Falco to overtake?
King Glory wins the Kujukuri Tokubetsu
>>581556640is Anime Mcqueen actually good or is it just a Nakayama thing?
>>581556985It's a Open League thing
>>581556825A front withouta working groundwork setup is glue.
>>581556985>>581557058Her unique is basically "If someone is behind me in the final corner, .35" which means its pretty good in Nakayama where most of that final corner is out of the accel zone
>>581557058open league sickos never cease to amaze me
>>581556634>spoilernigga either you is or you ain't, quit being a wuss and go make it official
>>581556634What kind of friends? Do they also rot like you
>>581556825Fronts absolutely need groundwork. They have to be in the FRONT at all times in order to function properly. Many runs are like that for fronts; you just gotta keep grinding till you get something that satisfies all the conditions. Having better parents of your own goes a long way.
>>581555810>Be Japanese salaryman and uma fan>Don't know anything about keiba>Throw a couple hundred yen on number 12>Get 74,000 backAn unlikely story, but I'm sure there's at least one happy Oji-san
>>581557090>>581557195Then what should I take from these?
"it's an open leauge thing"kiss my anal mounds
>>581556568God I want to do a few slaps of the pokies. I'm itching.
>>581557298>concentration>early lead>front runner savvybro that activates groundwork
>>581557337no, that activates groundwork 70% of the time
>>581555958I chat a bit with some of the guys in my club so I consider them /uma/ friends, don't wanna doxx them tho
>>581557409god forbid you gamble a little
Soon.
>>581557474Cute laugh.
>>581557298>>581556825you can trigger gw by other early race skills like focus, early lead, ignited spirit wit, and suchthey don't need to be passivesyou can check which ones can trigger in the skills tab
>>581557298runaway + concentration + front savvy will proc GW. It doesn't strictly have to be greens, just greens are the easiest to proc it. Here's my Falco that won a CM without any greens. In general style/distance straight/corners are great because they're easy to proc. After that air towards midrace for fronts with a few late race accel skills. Ah, you can't quite tell from the skills descriptions. You'll have to go to gametora to get a better sense of when each skill procs.
Mambo? More like dumbo
>>581557298Not sure if you want it or not, but Runaway IS a green skill and it DOES count toward Groundwork.
>tried to do festa for long>1381 speed>1041 stamDamn that's grim
>>581557298You need your greens and concentration to fire groundwork. You have to try again or cope with early lead.
what the fuck is an in progress bf?
>change star umamusume to a better parent for arima>3 new friend requests>my parent was used once for each one of themAre people getting their desired results that easy?
>>581557234
>>581557469Would you actually be friends with some of these from /uma/
>>581557610grooming
>>581557610He is grooming a minor via discord or getting groomed
>>581557546What deck produced this...
>do shit tosho run with a borrow>bitch loses maiden race at 9th place>do another maiden race>win>still somehow 200 fans short>have to do another shitty ass race before filliesWhy is this game so unfun?
>>581557610Idk but it sounds fucked.
>>581557696
Is burning spirit speed worth it if I'm only at the 0.385? It's taking up a lot of points.
>>581557610when I was in highschool/college we called that farming, it takes time to get the person towards you and you have to plan it out, like grooming, nowadays people hook up using apps so I guess zoomers don't get it
>>581557720>>have to do another shitty ass race before fillieslow fan bonus deck issue
>>581557775Discord 4chan in progress is most definitely grooming
>>581557610It sounds like they like the other person but don't want to commit
>>581557641Who knows? Might be splitting their borrows, might have been making TTs, or any number of things. My Dober from Virgo was getting borrows for like two weeks after the CM ended.
Tomakomai propaganda is going weak. I'm selling stocks.
>>581557659Why not?But maybe the way I treat friends is weird, I wouldn't wanna play another vidya with them or go on voice calls.Just hang out and chat in the club for a bitThat's basically the same thing I do with my rl friends
>>581557868Buy Kris S stonks
>>581557610he's still grinding bond level with his bf
>>581557659believe it or not you can make actual real friends in this god forsaken website
>>581557764Ahhh yes I tried this for a while. It never ended well. 3speed Creek Natty Hag produced better results.
>>581557910I've been pretty unlucky, I can only get Kris A...
>>581557910chocolate
which one should I borrow for PC between Oguri Wit and Tachyon speed??
>>581557910Sorry Krisbro but i am not into her...
>>581557647Holy shit what a guy
>>581558021Tachyon speed
>>581558005Kris A CUTE
>>581557659Yes, because my club is full of cool people that I enjoy chatting with and would voluntarily send feet pics. No homo.
>>581557935You just have to find the normals from the schizos
holy fuck that was close as shit
>>581558021100% tach speed
>>581557939I dont have natty and creek...
>>581557910
>>581557610V…
>>581558034We also got>Neo Universe>Rob Royand Gimlet in store
>>581558105I missed the "for long" part. 3speed is needed + an ssr wit. I guess FineMo would work. Kris S can stay since she's good for late long.
>>581558193I am indeed investing into neo universe and gimlet. In fact i'm an angel investor.
>Last borrow>No medium, but the turf grandparent triggers>Play it out, no medium in SpringDid I just waste an hour or is the turf spark maybe good enough to cope with?
>>581557647Time travelers exists...
>>581558237Excellent choice!
Mayano Top Gun is quickly on her way to...
why are horses so silly
>>581558263turf S is only good in sprint
>>581558263Wasted an hour
KALPAAAAAAA
>>581557939Presumably Kris S is for Claw ForwardBut I agree 3 Speed produces consistent results With Tachyon though it might not be needed (though a higher than average luck run will be required)
>>581558323absolute cinema
>>581558302No idea
We fucked
>>581558298CONTINUING to be the best character ever created
Does every club have a club schizo
Resuscitation Grandson of Cesario, great Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the Osaka Sports Hai
>>581558478what is a club schizo
moshi moshi, calling all endcloserbrosany endcloser bros have a pull plan i can reference?
>>581558478No. The lower a club is in the rankings, the greater the average sanity of its members is likely to be.
>think I hit the start clank button>it's just been sitting there for 10 minutesoh
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8>https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8>https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8https://jiggie.fun/YDeXe8
>>581556825Going back to this, did I have too much stats? I was only able to learn like 2 gold skills and a handful of normals and had to drop 5 skills that I wanted to learn, including heals.
>>581558581
>>581558558But Mambo is spiritually the lowest rated club and they produced demon daabi poster
Why do I keep seeing CCs say you can run 3/2/1 on this CM and just raw dog your stamina with a few Summer taps? Are we playing the same game? I've been coming just short/barely enough with an actual stamina card.
>>581558657Not anymore
I DEMAND SEX WITH HORSE GIRLS
>>581558553The only mandatory end cards I know of are Taishin wit and Dream Journey speed. Orfevre is a must pull uma and Stego is a must pull parent. Here's my plan but it's end/pace so there's pace shit in there too.
>>581558668Get 15*+ Stam parents bwo
>>581558708Is that good or bad for us?
>>581558732thanks bwo
>>581558783Mambo dying is good for everyone
>>58155876415* stam parents with perfect pinks and whites you need alrighty!
>>581558610just realized Kill la Kill aired 13 years ago
>>581558783Honestly? Time will tell
>>581558828Why is that?
>>581558853Anon lost his way...
>>581558732are you skipping on ramonu wit?
>>581558668it's doable, although you also need to get lucky with tokens so you can buy enough stamina as well
>>581558853I remember last minute cancelling an important date with my gf that ended in a breakup because I didn't want to miss one of the second cour episodes live with /a/. And it was worth it, KLK was so good.
>>581558668I use this. Blitzing kitasan to rainbow helps a lot for points.
>>581558668Because you can. This is with 17* stam parents
>>581559098>king halothe good old times when this card was the goat
>>581559006That's just a win-win. You should always skip dates that end in breakups. Only go to dates that have good endings!
I just got done watching the Yanko race and it's cool see both Stars and Stripes and Phileas Fogg there. Finding out the Carmouche was on Fogg was a pleasant surprise too; I like his jockeying style. Yanko performed about how I expected. I have no Yanko pictures so I'll post Maru instead.
raw dog your stamina on the arima kinen or no balls
>>581559167I love older women
can he do it for daddeh and finish he story?
I'm feeling pretty derby right now... can anyone winning ticket me up?
>>581558828Mambo is the life force of /uma/
>>581558643That's where the second wit card helps. 2 wit gives you a lot more SP, which affords you more skills.
Light Hello's loose hag umanko attacking my dick
>>581559187damn hope the jockey and horse didn't get hurt there
Hanauma Beach wins the Nagatsuki Stakes OP
>>581559272I had plenty of SP left. I'm trying to build A+ so I'm restricted on rating.
>>581559164All dates eventually end in break-ups
>>581558853I remember dropping KLK halfway through because Samflam was far more interesting of a watch
feet
>>581558668>>581558668correct
>>581559187>>581559291looks like #5 is hit kinda and slows down too, hope he isn't hurt too
>>581559187>248-1 upset>Triple nose finish>Dead jockeyWhat is up with the races today
>>581559334>not watching both>he didn't participate in MAXIMUM shitpostingSIT DOWN
>>581559253
>>581559291>>581559359Same hope both horses and Mr. Tsumura are okay>>581559394Today has been wild i can't lie
>>581559438Such is life when it's happening
>>581559253UWAAAAAA DAHHBBYYY
>>581559394no one won win5 either because of all the upsets
>>581559438I miss /a/ so much, it was a nice time to be terminally online
>>581559589But you're still terminally online
>>581559512Damn... her dahby's are big... No wonder Taishin is so pissy all the time. She is the only flatty out the trio.
>>581559613yeah but now it's not nice
>>581559613But it's not as nice as it was before
>>581559661What changed
>>581559691people who didn't grow up in the internet got access to the internet and they try their best to make it as unfun as possible for everyone else
>>581559765so jeets?
>>581559253She is very cute!
Luv me Tickezo
how many carats am I supposed to have right now for essential upcoming bannersI just woke up with 50k fewer than before last night's bender
>>581559961use the calculator to find out
The conquences will never be the same. They will be different conquences. Those conquences. Are the new conquences. The updated conquences.Consequences
>>581559870I THINK WINNING TICKET SUCKS
>>581559961You have a problem
>>581559961100k
>>581559139>MLB fine and 3lb nn>20% wit>still ended up with 975
>>581559812it's still my birthday for another hour
>>581560000He's been sober for months.
>>581559997I think you SUCK
>>581559997Yeah my lips when we cry and kiss
>>581560039many such cases>>581560050happy birthday!!!!!!!
>>581560071Okay...
>>581560089Finemo is the GOAT cardShe just got the ick from you
>>581560039Was a shit lowroll run but I hate this scenario and will not fish for something better
>>581560131GOAT at wasting three event chain triggers junior year.
>>581560050HaPpy BirtHdaY tOoo YOooUuuu
>>581559961>I just woke up with 50k fewer than before last night's benderjust buy them back bwo
>>581552274>Ran all 3 races of the Triple Crown>Didn't duck the Preakness unlike Sovereignty and Golden Tempo>Actually ran in the BCC against Yanko>Didn't back down from racing against notable rival horses, like against Sovereignty/White Abarrio at the Oaklawn or against Nysos at the Met Mile>Even in his very last race where he suffered the gate injury that caused him to retire, he still managed to recover from his late start and muster up one last winMultiple horses come and go, but I was sad at the news of Journalism's retirement. Wasn't a world beater, but he was a good horse that was actually ran like an athlete instead of these owners ducking these races trying to preserve their stud status.
There's 2 more races but I think the stream is done for today, it was a heavy day I can't lie, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats if they didn't may next time go betterTomorrow we'll have one G2, Sankei Sho All Comers you may be aware of it from your MANT runs, the race IRL has been won by>Oguri Cap (1989)>Ikuno Dictus (1992)>Twin Turbo (1993)>Biwa Hayahide (1994)>Hishi Amazon (1995)>Sakura Laurel (1996)>Mejiro Dober (1997)>Meisho Doto (2000)This is the trial race for the Tenno Sho AutumnAnd late sunday/early monday we'll have the G2 Kobe Shimbun Hai, won IRL by>Biwa Hayahide (1993)>Matikanefukukitaru (1997)>Symboli Kris S (2002)>Zenno Rob Roy (2003)>Dream Journey (2007)>Rose Kingdom (2010)>Orfevre (2011)>Gold Ship (2012)>Epiphaneia (2013)>Satono Diamond (2016)It's the trial race for the Kikuka ShoAs some of you may know, Regaleira, Cosmo Kuranda and Panja will participate on the All Comers while Lovcen will participate in the Shimbun HaiPretty extensive post but other than that, thanks for watching, if you can finish the last two races I hope you enjoy them
>>581559098>gutslet
DERBY DERBY DERBY
I got her clothesI will not return it
>>581560283LET'S GO LOVEGOAT
No Groundwork this time despite 2 cards having them plus a spark in there somewhere. This is going to be a long grind.
>>581560212She always comes through in the endTis a small sacrifice to be made
>Barely miss my stam target five times in a row using Brian>Switch to Creek because I apparently need a gold recovery>Buy Swinging Maestro to lock in the TSS win>Surpass the threshold to not need a gold
>>581559997holy based
>>581560384Can't be a front main without the grind autism, good luck next run.
Narita Top Load
>>581560472I don't want to be a front main though. I want my Rob Roy to come home.
>>581560283>All ComersMore prestigious umas have won the All Comers, but to me it will always be THE Twin Turbo race.https://youtu.be/dhthXS_Kjug?si=xxalGGNCqWMouZ9J
tonight, that's right, tonight, i'm going to germany
>>581560450This wouldn't happen if you used Jordan instead
jong?
what happens if japan wins the larc (lmao) do they just lose all reason and stop the indsutry?
>4 inherit skillsscary
>>581560526Soon!
>>581560641Japan will never ever win L'arc.
>>581560384As a long time front player I recommend using borrows and independent training to raise a parent/grandparent line with the spark. Skill hints on cards are not a reliable way to get key skills. Dodging Danger and Ignited Spirit Wit are a couple others worth targeting, but not as critical as groundwork.
So are your aces ready?
>vibrator is out of power>charger is downstairsI knew I shouldn't have gotten wireless
>>581560714Is doing it up the ass that fun?
>>581560714Can you stop being a sodomite, faggot?
>>581560703I would if I got a single uma with the Groundwork spark. Out of the ~60 campaigns I've done in my life, I've learned the skill about in 10 of them, and got 0 uma with its spark.
>>581560704shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>581560657bodoke is the one true falco oshi
>>581560526>I don't want to be a front main though.Good call. Can't imagine how much of a slog it would be to start this late AND main fronts.>>581560590>Using an agemasen welfare card
>>581560704I'm ready to reheat my CM17 aces, yeah.
>>581549939>JordanBased>>581550025>AI slop rearranged the panels for no reason
>>581560641they still have the KGV the summer larc.
>>581560704There are only queens in my deck.
>>581560849dammit rudolf, you got me with that one
>>581560704nyo, my Ace is though
>>581560849I would smooch kaichou for that one
>>581560704They're fine enough but I know I will just lose to a Xog anyway so it doesn't matter NOTHING MATTERS
>>581560745>>581560762who said anything about my assyou think only female genitals are capable of feeling vibration or something?
>>581560530The anime version left me teary-eyed but watching the IRL race Turbo holding the lead by that margin is incredible to see, amazing too he didn't gas out in the end
>>581560745NTA but you should try it, as a joke.
>>581560975You have boards made for degenerated freaks, yet you choose to pollute this place even more with your gay shit shit. Why dont you fuck off forever
>>581560775Borrow a parent that has the skill on itself and both grandparents. Also borrow Smart Falcon POW or Bakushin GUT. Wait 50 minutes for the independent training. You'll have a hint for groundwork because it's on the first event of those cards' event chains. Once you get the spark use that uma plus the borrowed parent on another uma. Whenever she picks up the spark you'll have two parents with three grandparents carrying the spark.
Does this do anything for the Arima KinenCafe keeps giving me hints on my parent runs
>>581561063I'm currently doing pretty good borrowing this Palmer card. I did consider borrowing the Falco SSR before but decided not to because I didn't want to run 2 pow cards, and I need to run this Fine motion SR for the fall green skill. I'm also not going to use the auto runs.
>>581561093noppers, the hill is midrace
>>581561021>amazing too he didn't gas out in the endThat's what everyone was waiting for. By the time of race, Turbo was already known for going fast and gassing out early, so all of the other jockey's were expecting it to be the same old song and dance. When Turbo kept going though they all started to panic and Turbo takes the race basically uncontested. It's such a fantastic race to watch.
>>581561093There's that big ass uphill in Kyoto that may or may not reward Highlander on the longer tracks which is why Cafe seems highly associated with that skilli dont think it does anything for Arima though
anyone know the good parents for next cm?
>>581560775>>I would if I got a single uma with the Groundwork spark.borrow falco power which has a groundwork hint event, then do clanker runs until you get a gw spark having gw in both parents will make it easier
this, wit (only curren npc), or a mood up?
>>581561291the exact same parents as always except fronts also want kita and everyone can grab commander spechud as well
>>581561291Do you mean other than the face of the franchise (Nippon Ichi)?
>>581561291NYOpera + accel of choice.The real issue will be all these new skills you will need to add to your umas.
>>581561049how do I attain this IRL?
>>581561313also, i've already clicked on a 28% and 24% before
>>581561338>>581561350none of them fail to funciton on the track like taiki this time?
>>581561383Dont do it
>>581561171so because it's midrace I don't want to improve my running on it?
Can you recommend me turn based gacha that i can play while clanking
>>581561291>Discarding two red dragons with a pon of three greensUnfortunate luck.
>>581561313Only click it if you have a LH 3rd date ready to go
>>581561436highlander is an accel skill so it's wasted on midrace, you only want accels on late race or in the early race
>>581561297Thanks but I REALLY don't want to use the auto function as I feel that it goes against why I'm playing this game in the first place. I don't even know how to set it up and I don't feel like learning how it works. I'll just suffer by actually playing the game since I'm not here for the pvp part as much.
>>581561210>It's such a fantastic race to watch.Agree, can't wait till she gets added in global
>>581561451its ok the can start poning to win small and keep her east seat
>>581561489Danchud do NOT let this man in our club
>>581561426>>581561482Did a date, raced in dahby, and did two rainbows in a rowthe last one failed at 9%
>>581561489manual parent runs then, it's basically the same but you only aim to get lucky with the sparks and learn as many skills as possible that your ace could usewe used to do it that way before anyways
>>581561587I asked exactly what to look for and do when building parents but I kept getting only meme answers for 3 days straight so I just kind of gave up.
>>581560384Grateful that they give the Suzuka alt baked in groundwork
>>581561489>I'll just suffer by actually playing the game since I'm not here for the pvp part as muchinsanely based, bit of a shame you didn't start playing during MANT
>>581561416Taiki and Nishino uniques work on like single digit amount of tracks. When I say standard I mean dober/ryan/seiun. Late race starts on a straight right before the third corner
>>581560849
>>581561489Sparks/parent farming is really soul draining and only the truly deranged enjoy it. You can always set up a run or two when you're at work or sleeping. You're throwing away a really useful tool.
>>581561694It takes 100 runs on average to get a good parent. That's what, 5 days? Sounds easy.
>>581561735Doing them manually, I mean. Should have added that.
Hmmm chicken
>>581561691shant fall for bait
>>581561691behold, the most abysmal taste in all 4chan
>>581561735>playing 100 runs manually that give you nothing in returnI consider myself strong of mind but this sounds awful.
>>581561489Eventually, you'll very much wish to learn when you advance to the point where you really want to improve your parents. It's especially good for doing exactly that, because it will automatically win you every race that you have the right aptitudes for, and chance you races that you don't. You need to have your parents win the same G1 races for a massive affinity boost, and affinity scales linearly upward, so it's one of those things that you want very very badly.Building a horse specifically to be a parent is very different from actually playing the game, per se. It's training your horse wrong on purpose, as a joke. That's not really playing the game. Training an ace, now THAT'S playing the game.
>>581561801Then why reply to it retard
>>581561631>look foruse cards with good hints (e.g. the aforementioned falco card)try winning as many G1s as possible for affinitytry hitting as high stats as possible to get better chances of 3* blue sparks (up to 1100 will give you the best chances per stat or something like that)basically it doesn't matter if their deck sucks as long as it has good hints also aim to get parents that have good affinity with your ace https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility (the better affinity the better chances that sparks will work)it can be time consuming but eventually pays off
>>581558732>Orfevre is a must pull uma I shan't
They say that a man's tits and ass size preference says something about him, but what does a man's preferred uma ear size say about him?
>>581561808when was the last time they used kawakami for anything? she is ugly
Please refrain from copying my "valentine's mihono bourbon with stam palmer" strat, it's the only thing allowing her to punch far above our weight class
>>581561961She's the best end closer in the game and arguably the best uma in the game period.
>>581561961Why not?
>>581561893I put some thought into it, but I still need parents for those umas to raise their track and stuff right? Like if I want to run dirt on Maru or Suzuka. I already had hours of trouble trying to minmax the borrows available on the chronogenesis website just to build half-usable umas for my CM, I can't imagine trying to find grandparents for specific thing that I'm trying to do. I also have like, 15 umas in my roster.>>581561831I'm on day 10 my dude, I'm just trying to enjoy the game.
>>581562005I don't think i could punch above teiobro's weight class, he's quite fat
>>581562005oguri gets shat on for being meta but nobody ever says anything about vbourbon despite being the same kind of monster
>>581562069ugly
so why is BLAZE brian not good? i thought she was a monster in long
>>581562143Dont say that... He's a pretty horse
>>581562240also ugly
>>581562084You have an obese man living rent free in your head.>>581562124Issue is oguri has that high winrate because she's the solo ace ran with 2 doms which are far easier to build, you reuse old onesFor fronts you have to do do all the parent autism then highroll as to run two or more fronts, and also had to pull for cards that could've bricked your account (maruzensky, palmer etc)
>came back to my Xog winning all 5 lobby matches I scheduledGuess I have my ace now
>>581562240stop falling for sloptuber engagebait if she comes out before finals she's going to rape everyone
>>581562249yeah heh... pretty stupid
>>581562285i dont watch sloptubers i saw niggas here say she is badthen i looked at her skill and it just seems like she will never activate it if there are 3 fronts
>>581561498Ever since I found a channel that has a bunch of historic uma races, I've really taken a shine to watching them. The 84' Japan Cup remains one of if not my favorite.https://youtu.be/zy06KmhUjI8?si=s05v0jR707IARpDp
>when was the last time they used kawakami for anything? she is ugly
>>581562059>end closer cardYou realize that it's not because the uma is an end closer that it's an end closer card?Same reason you guys are calling Pokke a late card and Pasa a pace card btw>arguably the best uma in the game period.I'm gonna run who I like
>>581562405triple crown bros... we got too cocky...
>>581562434wings what are you doing here
>>581561436MEET THE VAGUE GAME
>>581560975So an egg vibrator that you put it on your dick? But why?
>>581562452Her guts card is as generalist as you can get why are retards calling it an end closer card now
>>581562072>but I still need parents for those umas to raise their track and stuff right?it can be whatever at first if you don't have much, given that your most important hints are going to come from cards it doesn't matter much if these are lacklustereventually these initial parents will become grandparents to your future parents you'd also need to go back and forth between scenarios to get their skill hints like URA's Racing Spirit or Unity's Ignited Spirit so getting parents that have tons of skills takes time so it's okay if the first ones are not that great as long as they have essential skills like greens, dodging danger, prudent positioning and groundwork
Kawakami is very cute but I can't say I'm a fan of the dog stuff
>>581562072Right, and it's fine that you're pretty new all things considered. I'm just warning you that manually building parents comes with a ton of heartache, stress, getting chanced by races you have no business losing, and generally getting burned out. All for a chance, mind you, a chance to maybe roll a good inheritance spark. Even if you have a perfect career with all the right skills learned so you can pass them on later, you're ultimately at the mercy of the game blessing you. That takes a toll on you, but most importantly, because the computer doesn't play by the same rules, as far as building affinity with race matches goes, you're playing with a deck stacked against you.And granted: These aren't problems you need to be worrying about right away. The whole parent building quandry is something you don't really have to worry about until maybe your second month. Definitely not until you have a comfortable pool of SR support cards in your deck, maybe an SSR here and there with good value, which would make you think "Alright, I have something going here."I'm not trying to say you can't, but I'm not gonna sugar-coat it either. What you're proposing you do is basically playing MANT for all of your parents so that you can play the real scenario for your aces, when you have the option to just... not.MANT almost killed the game five times, and it burnt out at least half of the playerbase here alone. Overall? Hell, look at the steam charts.That shit wears you down.
>>581562558Orfevre is an end closer so she MUST be an end closer card, amirite? As I said they are still calling Pokke a late card. You are arguing with people who tell you to pull a card they didn't check themselves just because some sloptubers said it was good
>>581562405Very cool! My favourite hours are keiba hours and the uma race that usually follows...
>>581562405Kino... i'll subscribe and check more races, thanks!>Mr C.B couldn't ultNyooooo
>>581562434big ups
Is there a reason why Moxie and Straight recovery are more rating than Triple 7's despite the same healing?
>>581561416>Mile or shorterTaiki and Nishino probably work, Dober doesn't>Medium or longerDober works, paces have jack shit>LongFronts probably have Kita and Ballroom Seiun as well
>>581562526feels good man
>>581562685But Pokke is a late surger card because ends arent a real style
>>581562452What are you talking about, I said that Orf is the best end closer UMA in the game. Everything in her kit is built for end closing and she's extremely strong. Orfevre IS an end closer.
>>581562405>CB and Rudolf's jockeys, along with everyone else, were too focused on each other>no one fucking noticed Ace out front until it was too lateRudolf was pissed about losing that one too, threw a tantrum after the race which was uncharacteristic for him to do outside of when he lost
>>581562918Oh I'm really sorry for acting mad bro I'm retardedI genuinely just woke up and I can't see right>>581562892Pace chasers also use Pokke
>>581562526Have you ever put something vibrating on your dick or balls?It feels good man
Me and who?
disgustingall of you
>>581563004It's movie material if you ask me. Also a cool note about Ace is he has an epitaph talking about his Japan Cup win.>"I remembered your performance at that Japan Cup. I was moved by what you did in that Japan Cup. I wish to see you race against Mr. C.B. again.”Everything surrounding Ace's win feels like some the most kino Keiba to me.
>male vibratorsyou guys are lucky uma can't get turned into a gay acronym right now
>>581563272and you as well
I love these
>>581562874me top right. I'm big if you didn't notice
>>581563135>pace chasers also use pokkeEh, her gold needs you to be 4th which is pretty gambly for a pace, isnt it? Especially if fronts start becoming less popular. Also she'd only ever be your third speed card after pasa and tach
What do the dashed lines on umalator mean?
you wouldnt a french Teio
>>581563571
hehe
>>581563571well yeah cause French girls aren't disgusting two faced bratty slobs. r-right?
>>581563502A late race first half 3-7th skill is consistent for pace, when Pokke is meta fronts are still really strong for medium and longAnd you use 3 speed card in l'Arc so it's not a problem
should i?
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>>581563309The story surrounding Mr. CB and Katsuragi Ace is definitely one of the most incredible in this sport.>Shuji Terayama realizes that he's not going to live long enough to see CB, his absolute favorite horse, run in the Japanese Derby, so he sneaks out of the hospital to watch him win the Satsuki Sho>Five days later, he falls into a coma and never wakes upI want this fucking horse to get the Cinderella Gray treatment. Between Mr. CB, Katsuragi Ace, and Symboli fucking Rudolf, there's more than enough story to make a manga about.
>>581563571(me)wait I just noticed, she's a mare?
>>581563738i thought l'arc is when highlander decks start?
>>581563571Most frenchies I've talked to were wallonians and they were repulsive. I'll give a chance to anyone who originates from outside of Ile-de-France
>>581562665I appreciate the rundown and the fact that you're trying to keep me in the game, but the fact that you're trainer privately training an athlete makes me very uncomfortable to have it done automatically as it just feels wrong to do so. If it comes to the point where I have to do it, I'll blame it on the bad game design and just quit then and there. I don't want to be playing a game to not play the game.
>>581563739risk speed
>>581563820cyagys makes all of their OCs mares
>>581563738Oh 3rd isnt that bad.Why 3 speed though? You wont need 3 speed cards for the 1600 cap in 2 scenarios surely?
>>581563739speed for the SP alone
>>581563929what's the agenda?
>>581563004imagine an OVA where the cool collected kaichou is unprofessionally, absolutely chimping out
>>581564009Happy life with Sugar Lights
>>581564121the Sugar Lights creature is so cute, love this artist
>>581564175Same
>>581563929that's just not true
>>581563792I personally think it could be done as a movie, or maybe an OVA. I think an entire manga or anime might be too long. Also another interesting fact is the reason why Tap Dance City looks up to Ace in game is because of her Jockey watching Ace win the Japan Cup.>Be teenage Tetsuzo Sato>Watch the Nishiura win the Japan Cup with a runaway style and become the first Japanese horse to win the Japan Cup >Become so inspired by the race that you decide to become a jockey and make winning the Japan Cup in the same style your dream>Actually do it 19 years later on Tap Dance City and become the second Japan Cup winner to win with a runaway style.It's just pure kino.
>>581563792Wait long enough and Star Blossom will cover it in two chapters
>>581564303>dorky hag looks up to tomboywhat do you call this?
For me it's pounding into Light Hello so much she sweats away most of her fat making her ready to be trained for racing despite her age
>>581563571is this Frenchie at least from the coastal village of Sangatte?
>>581564474age gap yurithe best kind of yuri
>>581563828Power cards aren't good until power Nishino, 2-3 guts decks are viable but you need a lot of stam sparks>>581563969In l'Arc you need to fill gauge of each supports. Friendship supports fill the gauge 2 level at once instead of 1. That's why you want to use 3 speed cards. The difference is you can get these stats with this deck
i literally don't have the time to do aces anymore
hashifuck hashifuck umamusurape
>>581564598you'd be more motivated if you ate your fucking vegetables
>>581564598Employed SEApy.....
>>581564598Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
sedating the umamusumes so that I can rape themF
>>581564474Also here's 2003 Japan Cup for those curious. It's also a great race to watch.https://youtu.be/s1b70XVMpOk?si=-Ce09BF_JVREr9xa
gentildonna, please break every bone in my body
>>581564550Huh, glad I rolled on Tach then I guess. Didnt realize 3 speed will come back in L'Arc
>>581564598Pay an anon to make them for you
>>581563839Well, don't say I didn't warn you. You'll never be forced into it, hell, in JP they willingly played MANT for several scenarios until cygames explicitly changed shit to nerf MANT. And it's not so much bad game design as it's random chance on top of random chance on top of random chance, and when you have so many layers of randomness, things get soul crushing very quickly.I already said how I feel about it. I pull the slot machine, write my trainee a list of races on a note titled "For Tomorrow" and let her do the actual training part herself so I can use her to play the actually engaging part of the game to the fullest.I like parent building in THEORY. I do the mental work of coming up with a bloodline and doing my research, and I enjoy that quite a lot. But I absolutely hate doing the training by hand. Actually training a horse to be a parent goes against my ethics like training a debuffer goes against my ethics. I'm practically training a horse for the explicit purpose of never actually running them in a race, which is almost as bad as training a horse to lose, which is what debuffers do.The parents gotta come from somewhere though, so letting the horses train themselves is a nice middle ground. And even if the computer just prints out a horse after 50 minutes, there is still theorycrafting that goes into it. What races does she run? What's her agenda? What's her deck look like? Because auto mode does things a lot differently, a card that would normally never see use in a manually run deck suddenly becomes especially strong for a clanker. Not strong enough to be or beat an ace, but you're not using this to make aces. At least, you shouldn't be.
>>581564954I don't know why but I really like the orchestra at the start of the races
>>581565318It adds a nice bit of soul to the whole thing.
>>581564954holy shit he didn't just win, he KWAB all of them
>>581564939>implying it wouldn't wear off mid-umapyoi and they end up leglocking you into a babytrap
>>581565413I believe it is still the record for the largest lead in a G1 race in Japan.
>Want to play>Auto has 20 minutes left>20 minutes pass>Don't feel like playing anymoreuma for this feel?
>>581565356Kris Sex....
>he follows guide made by other people in a competitive game>he thinks people want to help him win a competitive game>he thinks they're not gaslighting him into making a shittier team so they can win the game instead with better tactics>if he fails they will tell him he is doesn't have the right parents when other horses he run against had even worse parents and deck
>>581565491Seiun
>>581564863missed this pasta, finally /uma/ can rest, no more bakes, maybe we can do a mass suicide too, that will teach cygays
I will bake a new thread
No you won't
I really thinking of bringing>3 speed, 1 stam, 1 wit LH deck In long, is this retarded?
>>581565520I want to help nonnies win at the competitive game, this is why I signed up to be a torena
Yes I will and I'll make it orange tll
but I was just baking...
>>581565807>orange>7
>>581565779why don't you help me get off? Eh?
>>581565935>>581565935>>581565935
>>581565779dantsu love
>>581565940>Uma Musume
>>581565747I sure fucking hope it's not retarded because I can't train above 1500 speed with only two speed cards using what I've got. Hell I can run a power card and between that and a rare stamina tap with my 18 stamina sparks it's enough to rawdog the stamina requirement without even bringing a gold recovery, but one that's not fuckin easy and two I still don't wind up with enough speed doing that and make witlets even with two wit cards (two wit cards that are SRs, but two wit cards)
