Previous: >>581367759Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
dead tired woomy
Can we have a chill woomy thread?
>>581562642
>>581562646>SH when I remove his mask
Chill yebby thread
GGs openers
>>581562757SH woomy wears a mask to hide the DARK and EVIL scars of her past
GGs openers, feelsgoodtobeback
GGs OpenLemuria can be stinky
ggs opensorry if you were winning prior to me joining, had a long day and im tired
>>581562924Don't sweat it at all, we had fun
>>581562924No worries, im in the same boat. I'm surprised I didnt passs out mid game
Bonjour
Second PB held on Sunday 5PM EDTOpen to everyoneLet's have funDAMMIT
No fatties allowed beyond this point
That's what I get for phoneposting
Fit Veemo
Breakfast is ready
Pick one (1) dominant woomveem for me to draw, the other two go into my scrap folder and will probably never be touched againArchiteuthis dux >Urban woomy who does trendy fashion sponsorships for Annaki on Inksta>WAY out of your league but you're acquainted>Has a captivating but frankly scary smile>Taller than youEnteroctopus dofleini>Country veemo who is somewhere between a tomboy and a tradwife>You've barely met and she already bearhugs you and calls you "sugar" like you've known each other for years>Second-eldest sibling among 7 others>Stronger than youThysanoteuthis rhombus>Foreign Ivy League woomy who goes to Inkblot Art Academy by day and attends opera by night >Daddy's girl whose daddy in question owns an influential logging company and also all of Piranha Pit>Obsessed with Ink Theory (probably academically acquainted with one of their members)>Richer than you
>>581567283why is the best option a veemo?
>>581567283>Enteroctopus dofleinithat is my pick #tomboysupremacy
>>581567283I like urban woomy I think tall women are attractive
>>581567283I pick the third woomy because she sound like she could peg me
>>581569601
>>581569752She's fishcanadian so she'll say tabarnak a lot while she does it
>>581570006I'm even more in, I'll learn french for her
I once e-dated a french canadian lady that played veemo, sweet woman with a funny accent
Can woomies have back dimples?
>>581570865It's their weak point
>>581570865The better question is why wouldn't they
>>581570865Yes they cum if you press themMine hates me for it
>>581571128
Should I switch my username to japanese so japs stop thinking of me as a dirty gaijin and immediately leave lobbies even when I perform as well as them
>>581567283country veemo
>>581572876why are you playing seriesx literally has a feature where it obscures your name for that exact purpose
>>581567283torn between urban woomy and country veemo but I'm leaning towards the woomy because woomy smiles are good for the soul no matter how dangerous
>>581567283country veemo needs to have some serious cowtitsluv big titty tomboys
>That woomy smile when she rolls around with a roller
how do I smile like. Woomy
>>581574907Become silly and dumb
Woomy will forcibly make you smile
>straightslopI'm out wake me up for PB
>>581576368just call it nonoslop. straightslop can be straightgem but not nonoslop.
I'll smile the day france get nuked
This kills the yurifags
Oui oui oui miam j'aime le hambourgeur Bon Appétit
>>581576939I look like this and say this>>581567283I vote Urban Woomy
>>581576674Think about Splooshanon and L
>>581577141That's just what happens when you go past page 10 on Google searchEventually you start reaching imageslums
>>581577141He's too retarded to save art on actual art sites and settles for trash quality art reuploads on garbage normie sites.
>>581577247I think of Splooshanon everytime I see him play, he's been playing less but still regularly. Thanks to him I made my way from /v/ to /vg/ in 2022
>>581577917Pixiv has jackshit
>>581577917(You) wouldn't care if it was any other big name /ink/er doing it though
Like I said, retarded.
>>581578110Enlighten me smartass
>>581577247Splooshanon barely post and L is a yeb, so no
>>581578317Luma is a woomy tho
>>581578371>Expecting dramatourists to actually know their /ink/ers
what's with the yeb hate
>>581578537it's been here since day 1
Yeb love
>>581578371>>581578504I was talking about Louis
>>581578836
Woomies belong to WoomiesYebbies belong to VeemosWeyyos belong to the Trash
I don't careIf I here one more octo spam "ouch" they're all going in the chipper
>>581578537horrible posters.
>>58157853790% of male ceph players in this thread are irritating at best and insufferable at worst
>>581578627>>581579993>>581580476fair
>other team all has weapons that outrange minedo i just accept i'm an inkbot and the only kills i'll get is if someone's not paying attention?
>>581581972What weapon are you using?
>>581567283>Taller than you>Stronger than you>Richer than youYou should make a woomveem hats all these.
Splooshanon would be proud of me, I became a master of the Rainmaker cockroach school.No unattended popped RM shall escape my grip.
>>581584434>Jobbing to n*noAt that point they should just kts
I thought he was shit at the game and why everyone had him blocked
>>581585505Skill doesn't matter in public rooms, what you do in the thread is how we judge if you're worth playing with. He is insufferable.
>>581585505he's better at the game than half the thread
a good player who has unbearable behaviopr and attitude is much less fun to play with than any chill guy who just plays the game without flooding the thread with nonsense
>>581585768Shut up frenchie
Can someone post the most recent hoian folder? I have 1.9.2
>>581585954>know e-liter is watching with a charge ready>still uses reefslider in its line of fireFrench "intelligence"
>>581586150If you give me a sec, sure.
>posted it again award
>>581586226Nice thanks
>>581587258https://litter.catbox.moe/nni7f5s1sxkh3fqi.zip
>>581587505non-clip version
Limon doesn't even post here anymore
>>581588027Jealous much?Download the tools and do it yourself loser
sex with all these veemos
FAT VEEMO is famished for a fight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHMH8e7-nwI&list=RDyHMH8e7-nwI&rco=1
>>581589171Oh that was from your preview from last thread
>>581589171damn she fat
>>581589171Is Mewgenics good? I used to play to Isaac a lot.
>>5815908257.8/10 gameplay, 12/10 soundtrack
I CAN'T STOP TEEHEEING!
So calm...Why isn't nono shitting the thread today
>>581589171Do ME next?
>>581592074He is behaving hoping anons would forget all the thread shitting he did this week and join his humiliation ritual pb. He will go back to normal after a melty over nobody showing up & suicide baiting the whole evening.
>>581589171>South not seen in monthsThis veemo died of a heart attack
>>581592882Fate Veemo ate the newmy then died of indigestion...
Fat veemo ate the thread qualityIt was so shit already she keeled over and DIED
>>581593561Fat veemo (in the right places).
Anon just want to be lovedEveryone deserves a hug
Woomy would forgive Nono
LOL
LMAO
even
>>581567283I don't like beebsIf that was a country woomy sure, but I would take two mid woomies over one good veemo any day
Fat Yoshi more like Fart Yoshi coz you fucking SUCK you ttkek wintrading FRAUD
>>581595585>PlayerWhy do people do this? Also blank splat tags. It reeks of pretentiousness
>>581595560racism XD
>>581595585>mini yoshiThey're clearly playing with his child/younger sibling/girlfriend you DOUCHEBAG
>581595989>in ttekBan tourists
>>581596119It says rank points +20……
>>581595585You always have to put others down to feel like you've got any value yourself
https://files.catbox.moe/hfb0zs.png
>>581597352how many of these people have stopped playing?
>>581597352>1 weyyAt least try to make it less obvious
>>581597636there's two weyys in this picture
>>581597352Extremely good woomveem overload.>>581597636There's two weys and two yebs.
>>581597636Add more to the folder
>>581597636Barely any have been requesting theirs.
>>581597352>didn't include himBet he will post a shitty edit adding himself
>>581597873>attentionwhores are overwhelmingly AGP woomveemsMakes ya tink
>>581597352Out heroes.... and that one ceph
>>581597352Thank you anon, this is going to be very helpful in the future. <3Love seeing all of them lined up
>>581597352imagine a sitcom featuring all of these cephs.
>>581597352>F at the centerAnd they say nono has an overblown ego
>>581597352Overwhelming amount of long floppers woomies
>>581597352
>>581598413Ggs, that was me
>>581597352>No Whacka>No Fantasy>No Cday>No Chavodel2>No Spades>No Hotdogs>Brostar but no Ballin (his faggot model is mandatory)>No Nonoctoro>No a>No Luma>No Mikkel>No South>No Sketch-TanBudget cuts, I presume?
>>581562757>>581562821What a coincidence I was going through old screenshots of previous outfits for Hoian and I have an old pre-mask version of SH when we played in Open.
>>581598637Sketch is there, just not in her usual colors
>>581579993>>581580476>>581580734>>581578537>>581578627Very natural non-falseflagging posts.
>her
>>5815986373 of these are in, the others don't have presets
>>581597352Hey /ink/ I'm almost done setting this upI'll do this again but Include everyone this time & get more ambitious See ya
>>581598637W stopped playing splatoon years ago, let it go...
>>581598637>>581597352>No Urchincel
>>581598826>coconut gun
>>581599417>can fire in spurts
>>581597352We need an /ink/ purge
>>581599491>if she shoots ya
>>581598939No one wants you around get out PARASITEYWNBAI You will never be a real /ink/er
>>581599924dawg i just joined
>>581597352cute, good cephs
>>581597352Holy fuck we're looking good!
PB 0/10
>>581597352remove the dead cephs
bruh 10 seconds to fill up the pb
>>581597352Arrange them by color
>>581600839We gotta have one Tower Control at Barnacle & Dime with one team using any E-Liter chargers. Pretty please?
>>581600914Do you a PB2? There is one tomorrow
>room fullnani?
>>581601008maybe, lll see
>>581600914>>581601039Just wait. Some will leave at the hour.
>>581601039>>581600914Nonoschitzo BTFO........
If not we can always do some Open, it's TC
I'll never be able to play Sturgeon.
>>581597352Arrange them by lewdness
>>581601167can i join now please
Short open anyone?
>>581597352I think a version without any cephs being overshadowed would be good.
A KOLD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
C'mon let's play with lil me, I promise I won't bite.Join my room, you'd rather do nothing for 2 hours? There is always tomorrow
who all in the pbjust curiousjust initials are finelike I said just curiouscan someone leave alreadywho took my spoti know ballin is the koldschizo, i know the koldschizo is n*nocan someone leave the pb already??
>>581601668>>581597352Adding onto this, the right side looks good but the left side looks a bit cramped. Good work nonetheless.
Nice pierce shot.
>581601879You are pathetic in a sad way I almost feel pity but then I remember what you did to everyone
>>581601879Whatever I moght very well execute my plan. It sucks you always have to wear masks to fit in a group.
you speak like a 14 year old edgelord, go outside
>>581602014f(Y)HPSHFSSBLR
>>581602861This is what I sound like when I wake up in the morning.
>>581602861Please stop entertaining schizoposts.
i want the clam blitz creator raped immediately
I think that match was unironically rigged.
No more rollers please
i want the rollers creator raped immediately
This class is so gormless lmao
>>581603538>>581603485if you have bad internet do not pick weapons that can be abused with lag
>>581603562It's the best
if you get filtered by rollers you should try not being shit
Man the mormon is really mad he wasn't able to get into pb today huh? Well you can join pb2
seriously someone leave i have to go to church soon
i play roller because i can't aim
did someone leave already
>>581604065embarrassingly obvious falseflagging attempts
>>581602452>It sucks you always have to wear masks to fit in a group.This is how we know you talk to absolutely no one IRL.
>>581570865i was told I have back dimples and never knew people found it hot up until then
>>581605234post woomy
>>581604910This is fucking 4chan we're all loser outcasts don't patronize me
>>581605387weyyo, sorry
>jumped to someone hidingSorry.
>581605710
That stage fucking sucks, I won and I still hate it
You will see I'll make your woomies dance on my palm
>>581605710Oh, I sure fucking will. You're pretty good at talking people down but can't take it back when you're talked back? Get raped.
>>581607369I never talk friends down
No one had a power clam so everyone threw their clams in a pile.
because you don't and never will have any
GGs pb
>>581608029GGs!
:(
>>581607912I do and I'm just too awkward as shit to form genuine bondsBut you won't give me sympathy
>>581608029Ggs
can i finally join already?
>>581608029GGs HRWelcome kG
>leading for 2/3rds of the match>lose control>lose lead>loseCan we at least make it 50:50 like Nogami intended?
cod i hate carbon so much no skill require
>kold joins>bitching startshmmmmmm
>>581609442Sorry, I like every rollers
>>581609731Are you blind?
>>581608793GGs
SS you take too long.
CABRRRRON
kys carbon
>>581610331Freshness waits for no ceph.
We just kept getting outpainted. vCarbon is garbage but it has all the turf in the world to do carbon things.
>>581610516>>581610907I like how you people say the weapon but not the player because you're cowards.
>>581607779That's a pretty blatant lie and you know it. I will only cite the time you kept buttering Joey up while he was in Dot's server then started talking smack the moment he left because I don't care about you enough to keep receipts like some schizo. Now please, for your own sake, learn to be humble and fit in. No one is exempt from basic societal norms and we've tried to tell you for several years.
>>581611128it's bad manners to namedrop.
>>581611565its also bad manners to bad mouth and shitalk about others especially on an anonymous forum
>>581611565Everyone in the pb knows who you're talking about. It comes off as passive aggressive when you do this.
>>581611316That's just teasing and Joey never expressed any desire to be my friend. I don't recall ever being malicious to him until proven otherwise I never was.>fit inYou won't let me, why do you think I'm trying to do.
>>581597352SO many dangerously good cephs
Cool comeback
Overtime push baby.
>>581611659you'd know a lot about that wouldn't you koldschizo
>>581612302>>581612336cheaters
I don't know how I'll recover from that 360 crab tank flank very well played P.
fuuucckkkk i came home too latewhen do the PB's usually happen? is it still going?
>>5816128161pm EST on Saturdays
>>581612816anon...
>>581612816It's about to end.
it's a good thing PBs are at a very unlucky time for me because else every game would just be "whoever has me loses"
>>581612929>>581612938im a loser
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://h.uguu.se/sTYqTkrt.flac
GGs PB
ggs pb!
>>581613486GGs! Thanks for hosting.
ggs pb
>>581613486Gggs pb !!
How can I fix this?
PB2 tomorrow 5 PM EDTThose that missed the train will get to play!
>>581613635Keep playing carbon
>>581614015perfect i'll host an open lobby at that hour then
>>581614025Oops, forgot to attached pic related.
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
>>581614248so he did join the pb and these posts>>581611128>>581611565>>581611659>>581611749are directly about kold, so everyone knows why do you all let him get away with the same shit nono does?
Damn, I underestimated how much energy that drive took. I just woke up and missed pb...
>>581614921Don't be mean to people playing weapons they like
>>581614921Me! Me! Obsess over me next!!!
>>581613486ggs pb
>>581614125It's a roller so I will, sorry to the anons that dislike it
Are we really joining the french's Pb on sunday?
>>581614248>Fishing is like dragging Marigold out of her kiosk?>>581615595Good woomveems.
>>581615824lol no
>>581615824no?
>we
>>581615824No
>>581597352k and L should be next to each other
>>581616003Why?
>>581615715That's just kold, Fantasy and the rest of the clique let him get away with his shit behavior, unfortunately you have to deal with it. Careful he'll start becoming obsessed with you too
>>581615893>take you through>this (woomy!) rap
>>581616083Kold has obsessed with Limon for some reason. I think kold tries to orbit Limon to get him to buy free commissions for him.
>>581598637no, i wouldn't force the sexo model to bve used in a collage. i have an OC model tho.
>>581616405Apologize to those you hurt
>>581615715Don't qpologize to schizos
Interestingly enough, they kept the grandfest (and other render or short video specific animations) in the game.
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/skbgs9.png
>>581616668of course they did, you can visit the grounds at any time with an idol amiibo.
Would adding an Ultra Stamp splat using Inkstorm from the PB to the collection be too much of a jerk move?
>>581616675Good short floppers duo on the right
>>581616668Sexsuho.
>>581616746I meant the ones used for the promo exclusive renders, not the regular animations you see.
>>581616675this is the quickest you posted the pb pics in months why did kold dm you on discord and demand it?
>>581616854go for it, pretty sure it was me you killed
>>581616959>that neckOops.
>tomorrow more PB/ink/ is reborn
>>581618550>fr*nchGet nuked
>>581619364you are weak. Luma is based. You will never be like luma you parasite.
>>581619571>based>playing carbon
So do we know if this Luma is just a puppet for Nono to infiltrate into PBs and opens or has this been debooooked?
>>581619758Getting hate in a pb over your weapon is an /ink/ rite of passage.
>>581617418What weapon were you playing?
>>581619821L is obviously not N, was that ever a serious theory?
>>581619827Wiper
>>581619821Nono begged Luma to play with him a few threads ago and he can't play roller
>>581619821Luna was in PB playing TC making kold upset over Carbon while Nono was in Open.
>>581619821obviously not the same because nono doesn't use the french language on the switch.
>>581615595so many woomy toes
>>581619821the parasite could not comprehend the glory of the woomy
>>581620003I can just fine, I'm a disgusting sharker when I do
>>581620228none of those seethe posts were mine.
man i just wanna ink
>>581620293i dont know who youre trying to fool nobody mentioned carbon until then
>>581616675good woomveemssilly woomveems
>>581620372Samewise But any community has to develop some form of effeminate elite trying to boss people around
>still sperging out cuz we let Luma into the clique
Industry plant
Blob is such a braindead weapon, it's fitting this was the only match where I felt I was contributing meaningfully.>>581620002Thanks and sorry, was making sure it wasn't a falseflag reply.
>>581621637Joey if he wasn't gay
>>581620515There were complaints about rollers way earlier in the PB. I know you have a schizo narrative to uphold, but at least try to make it believable.
I love you too, /Ink/ !
>>581622049I wish /ink/ would love me like you do
Wail son or screen daughter?
Prochara thinks Dread is good. :(
I won't do what you ask me to do, what you want me to be. I'm not a cuck, weak like you. This Clique is the only place in your life where you feel in charge uh? I'll get what I want my way despite your wishes.I will play splatoon with /ink/ daily and a PB weeklyAnd I will post weyy x woomy and Marie pictures
>>581623305He's right.....but I still wish it had a torpedo kit.
*large stone block slowly moving across stone ground*
>>581623638What a shitty reason to piss off everyone
How do i get into the clique
>>581611772Look, I get frustrated because I've had this same conversation before, but if you genuinely want to get along simply be more self-aware and tone your solipsism down a notch. Don't spam the thread and stop making everything about yourself.
>>581624575i feel like this
>>5816244874chan threads are meant to be like that
>>581623671errmm the reefshitter thoughie
>>581624826When we ERP spam about woomy sex it's okWhen you post Marie, octolings, clips & talk about gameplay, it's not Who really is shitting up the thread
>>581624457have a good woomy
Good night /ink/
there is no clique, there are just /ink/ers and you. your were never an /ink/er, you will never be an /ink/er, you will never fit in here, you will never be accepted here. you had countless chances and countless times you have proved that you are unwilling to change and the only thing you can contribute is maliciously derailing the thread.the thread is a better place when you're not posting, and even if we had 10 times more of the regular schizos it wouldn't be as bad as with you here. the thread was at its best for a year when you were gone, and it's at its worst now that you are here again.you will not get another chance here. go find another game, another general, another community where your still have a chance to start fresh.or just do everyone a favor and finally fuck off and die.
>>581625634You're a faggot GT or is it you F
i will never be an /ink/er because my x power is under 1400
>Have a good woomy>Actually play the games>Join rooms>Be niceHere, you're an /ink/er ggs
GUYS WE SPLATOON 1 NOW RRH6-DWW2-35YR-CCXTStraight up splatoon 1 cheats I doubt it will be into ranked but this is very lame
>>581625912i have a silver x rank badge sucks to be you
>go 1/10>still have to say ggs even though I made them bgs
>>581626407ily selene your woomy is cute
>>581626407was their name dc:getpics? i ran into a hacker that had a speedhack, a friendlyfire hack, and a splattershot jr that fired like 10x as many shots as normal.when i checked their profile at the time they had started playing splatoon a mere 23 minutes ago
>>581626407weird that this didnt trip an auto votekickall replays are uploaded to nintendo now automatically so i wonder if they'll do anything more quickly nowadays>>581626771it's a first-game Player
>>581626584thxJust a lurker I don't post much but I had to this time.>>581626771Let me check... dc;kensa_4. Seems like they're from the same group of accounts.
>>581626857I think hash check kicks are still disabled
>>581626134>first step is appreciated but not required
/ink/, this is my girlfriend's woomy. Please say something nice to her.
>>581627737It's 100000- woomy credit score if you skip this one
>>581627998good woomy.
>>581627998Yup, I'm thinking good woomy.
>>581627998this one, this one is good woomy
>>581626857did Inksight get fixed?
>>581627998what's her name fc and phone number
>>581628443all the anticheat and stats stuff still works and has doneit's just MMR and X Power and such that's gone, unfortunatelyi remember Hana has said she was looking into a way to at least get your own MMRs but hasn't been any public movement on that idt
>>581627998You think you can fool us easily frenchie?
>>581628552what?
Short open?
>>581628657マンメンミ!
>>581628552I don't think he'd have the foresight to properly hide who he is.
>>581628657Let me get on
>>581628787Up
>>581628904I can't join...
>>581628657ill play
>>581628552The schizophrenia has begun, it started with L now it's every new woomy
>>581628492
>>581628492Why are flopshredders like this?
>>581629158Opening after this match.
>>581629171L is french and use the wrap so it was somewhat understandable
>>581629171He did this on purpose to plunge /ink/ in confusion and paranoiaDon't gave in he will never not make it obvious
>>581629514Me too but I don't want to snipe.
Every new woomy is nono from now onYou must have 500 hours minimum to be let in a /ink/ lobby
F are you waiting to join open? I asked but you can have that spot, I gotta go get groceries anyway, i was just procrastinating
>>581629158Up
>>581629910Nah it's cool. I ended up doing something else.
>>581629514>>581629517>>581629787Guys this new woomy I'm dating told me "bonjour" and "ohlala", french words. Is this nono, should I be concerned? Please help we had sex already
>>581629787I wouldn't go full on tinfoil hat mode. Remember he's a pathological narcissist and a retard, so he will let that guise slip very quickly. I bet he'd fail the breakfast question.
>>581630705>breakfast questionThe what now?
>>581630840How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast today, anon?
>>581630840How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?
>>581630924Hungry
rip clanfags
/ink/ made me smarter today. I learned the word gormless.
>>581630381Foolish /ink/er, I, Nono, shapeshifting master of narcissism, made you masturbate to lewds of my woomy OC. You thus had carnal desires FOR ME. YOU ARE GAY ANON
guys please stop schizo posting, I'm not this french nono person
>/ink/ fell for L and doesn't know she's an highly advanced AI to spy on them.Fools
how good is stealth jump actually
>>581631492UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
GGs open
GGS short woom
>>581628787GGs open
>>581631540we know anon
>>581631540Share her nudes and we'll believe you
>>581631540your post was around the same quality anyway
>>581628492She won't be so smug after I steal her crocs
>>581631540Get Hoianviewer for her.
I hope he will give up his nonsense tomorrow when novbody joins his shit PB I don't want new woomies to feel suspicious frpm now on
>>581632710don't worry he won't
>gets ostracized because dramashit>this is 4chan we're all anonymous>starts fresh as a new anon>will try his best to hide his old identity since it's in his best interest >"WoomyXD" anons essentially get what they want >this is bad somehow
Anyone want to play some Open for a bit?
>>581634001Sure
>>581634001Sure. I was squiddin it
>>581634090It's up. Will go until the hour.
>>581634249Fine by me. Lets go
>>581634249Full?
>>581635396Opening
I'm eating ice cream on the side but it made my fingers sticky
>>581636381Give me your hands and I'll like them clean
>>581636452Thank you anon, itn's cookie dough ice cream my favorite.
>>581636452gay
Kill .52 Gal with a war mace
>>581637153You sounds jealous>>581637093I like all kinds of ice cream but sadly my favorite has been gone for a while
I can't prove it but those last 2 teams were cheating.
Geegees Openlads
>>581637918you can if you pop a replay code into inksight.
GGs open, I'm back to squiddin it, and by "it" I mean, haha
>>581638592Share your material with us don't be stingy
GGs Open, very well played. That was probably my longest whipcrack duration.
octopus venom....
>>581639396Fat veemo eating ground ice cream like a vacuum cleanerFat Veemo jumped on purpose to make the ground shake so woomy would drop her ice cream
>>581638373I love Hikari the most
>>581640171>Hikari
>>581640171ywnbj
>>581640171For me, it's Chicken-chan.
>>581640171Rosa best girl.>but she isn't thereWell she should be. >:(
For me it's Serena
>>581640171for me it's Touko and Mei
Kaori
>>581641824
>>581641626>humans
>>581642843
>>581638940wheres ai anon at for this
When does getting good happen
>>581642919Prepare for troubleMake it doubleTo Protect the World from devastationTo unite all people within our NationTo denonce the evil of of truth and loveTo Extend our reach to the stars aboveFryeShiverTeam Deep Cut blasts off to the speed of lightSurrender now or prepare to fightAy(that's right)
>>581643424i have 3k hours and still am not good
>>581643424on your 3rd evp 999 badge
>>581643520Am I good yet, will I be good at the 10,000 hour?
anyone wanna play some open?
open 2/4
>>581645771knock?
>>581645880opening after this game
>>581638940>enabling him
>>581646645the trick is to join the rooms ahead of him whilst having him blocked.
>>581646645Just giving the big french baby his pacifier so he goes to sleep without throwing a tantrum the whole night
>>581646050knock
>>581646645>>581647104>>581647194kold can you shut the fuck up already there was literally no drama posts until now
>>581647194
>>581647251opening
>>581647194That's akin to enabling your local crackhead.
we love nono here
I want to suckle on big mommy woomy milkers or I'm gonna cry WOAAHHH
why would they ever have buffed dynamo
kill every custom blaster user
>>581647194it's telling you've never dealt with a jobless addict in your life
>>581648275I prefer The Giving Tree
>>581648129just learn a better weapon, sis
>>581648521great design, encouraging and rewarding the least fun playstyles
>>581648789Adapt
At Tendie store, need anything?
>>581648129It was bad since 2017 then worthless after swig had so many buffs.
>>581648897A woomy, fresh please.
>>581648897Kirby-themed mochi balls
>>581648897get me a frye plush
GGs open, thanks for having me. need to grill some tako
GGs bropen 3/4 again
>>581648959Woomy is always fresh!
>>581649067Very low on plushies actually, I was hoping to get a second Kojake.
>>581648897>>581649772face reveal?
>>581649772biblical tragedy
>>581649415That vendor guy's hairline terrifies me
>>581649935I wish I had that much hair
GG's open, im going to sleep
>>581649935
>>581650926gg
>>581649020Best I can do is this
>>581566073Its really a shame they haven't added player ceph in the plaza eating one of these things.
goodbye slightly competent looking x power
if you wanna know why kold is so obsessed with nono heres why nono got a bit boastful and posted this snd kold being the seething shitter he is held a grudge because nono embarrassed him hard how do you suck that bad with a 52 gal an op weapon against the aerospray and you try to brag you have a silver x rank badge too? kold will always cope and seethe over this
>>581653048didnt read
>>581653125we know you cant read kold youre underage you play roblox fortnite and kirby games grow up
>>581653048I miss Ankat and Cranberry
>>581652726Pick a more flashy weapon
>>581652726>win all 5 for placements>lose the next 3 gamesIt hurts.
>>581653048I refuse to believe anyone other than Nono would save a picture like this for this long
>>581652726Just play 52 gal.
https://x.com/rupe_oo/status/2040342571336262043
>>581642919>>581643492
>>581654536
>>581654094Nono took it, posted it on cord/thread to boast his ego since he's an insecure little bitch that needs constant approval to feel like he matters. Koldschizo saw the opportunity to use it against Kold. Here we are
>>581654041its ok i went 2-3 in the next series too
>>581654742
>>581654234With Swim SpeedPlaying it like a sploosh
>>581654234i should... i did a little while ago but it felt rly inconsistent, maybe my general game skill is better now and i can play itprobably not but worth a shot...
>>581654787>"a bit boastful"C'mon dude, this irritating "oh geez I'm sowwy I wasn't technically doing anything wrong tho" shit is exactly what the frog does. Either the mask slipped or koldschizo really is some other faggot that for some reason defends the parasite
>>581655741It's not him you haven't been paying attention not that it's a bad thing
>>581655741he defends nono only when it supports his narrative
I wish I had a schizo of my own
i wish people cared about me
Woomy cares about (You)
>>581655741The only reason the schizo defends or atleast backs him up/muddies the water is because he sees him as an useful idiot. Could it be nono? Maybe, but likely not. Nono can't change his posting style if his life depended on it.And considering there's been no leaks from any other group chats, through process of elimination I know who ISN'T him. Keep in mind>he usually removed the dates posted to protect his timezone..>however it slipped once, revealing he's in an american timezoneDo with this what you will.
If a single anon says "nono" one more time I'm going to call this woomy a bad woomy
>>581658413Onon
Onion
>>581658413yesyes
>>581658413You wouldn't dare.
>>581658732
>>581658732French onion soup
>>581658732Funyun delivery!
>>581656916fryeschizos already lost years ago
>>581658257didnt read
it's another one of those daysneed to be comforted by woomy
>>581660401sending woomy hugs
sending woomy hogs
Sending woomy fugs
>>581659121Very soggy thing.
>>581658732Negi
>>581666391giwtwm
>>581666796His flatness makes for such funny cuddles.
If I change from woomy to yebby will everyone then hate me?
>>581669671As long as it isn't an octo
>>581669671Congratulations on your transition xister
>>581669671No but woomy players are generally more pleasant to play with because their sounds are the least annoying.
>>581669671I switch between a woomy and weyyo all the time.
>>581669671
I had a dream there was an /ink/ fighting game
>>581670319I don't use voice pings at all so that won't be a problem.
>>581671908I know only "booyah", "ironic booyah" and "sarcastic booyah"
>>581670932someone post the smash screen edit
It's always been just a little funny to me that people here favor those more who play as women but I understand really chill male ceph players like BB are a bit of a rarity (bless him) and most dudes like looking at things they want to fuck or otherwise find attractive. It's just how things naturally go. It's like going to Tera general and expecting it to not be 99% Elins.Woomies is good. People like good.My autistic brain is thinking out loud, I apologize.
GGs SH!
>>581673627GGs BR
>>581673374You either die a BB or live long enough to see yourself become an N
>>581674997But BB still comes here to play SR sometimes, he's not dead. I always look forward to his occasional slommin rooms.
>>581673374Though to be fair, when TERA launched Elins were completely broken across the board. Sure they eventually patched the other races to be competent, but that still leaves Elins being tiny on your screen.> giant rock creature, blocks half your screen so you can't see shit, wields a gigantic lance with the range of 4 meters> tiny little girl with a tiny hitbox, wields a gigantic lance with the range of 9 metersGee, which race are you going to use for the Lancer class, I wonder.
>>581679898I have no idea about launch era Tera, I've only played sometime in the last decade and a bit now that that there's that European classic+ server. TeraG is 90% people either playing an Elin or just constantly wanting to fuck Elins. I really can't blame them considering the design of the race.I play an Elin too cause fluffy ears and tail cute.
is raiders actually good? looks like worse salmon run
>>581680354Yes
>>581680354It's better because you only have yourself to blame for sucking
gg sh, sorry my mind is in the gutter
>>581680487lmao np, ggs again
>>581680354Depends what you want from the game. If you want a fun single player experience then it's very good. If you are expecting more multiplayer then it might fall flat. I put 130+ hours into it and had a ton of fun, both alone and co-op with friends.
>>581680354Depends on what you like or want in a game. If you like Salmon Run, I'd say it's worth it.If you're looking for a game with endless replayability, Raiders doesn't really provide. It would be an easy fix with a patch or DLC, but apparently none is coming.
>>581680569I would like to play ms but i've never played lol
I cried playing this game last night
>>581685047Get in line, squidThat's just THE WEAKNESS leaving your body
my woomy transferred her consciousness into an android squidshe says abxy is her favorite band now
>hey splatzone series>eeltail>sturgeonhaha nope
>>58168617950% chance of Eeltail aren't the worst odds though.
>>581686279they're both shitty 'lose splatzone once, lose game' maps
>>581686179Eeltail zones is unironically good if you're not a rangelet
>>581687406literfag babble
>>581686381Why are you letting the splat zone get lost? If you're not there contesting the zone you are LITERALLY dead weight
Flank & kill on Eeltail
>splatoon 3>flank
Today i will play splatoon
>>581692056self harm is bad
PB Today at 5PM ETFC 1095-6362-01451 to 2 hoursCome on play !
>Phoebe the PB Woomy
>>581692873
>Man ray is short-tempered and manipulative, being able to trick SpongeBob and Patrick into thinking he has changed into a force of good despite his evil past
>>581691452outdated meme
>>581694150Patrick ruined it allBe more like Spongebob
>>581694589post some flank routes bro try using the crayons instead of eating them
>>581691452I flank all the time, just be attentive where the enemy is at, what its attention is on.Higher skilled teams might be more careful but if your team is efficient they will still be too overwhelmed. Just be prepared when you strike they will retaliate skillfully. Wait for when the moment is right... not too long don't forget your team, don't let it slip.Sometimes the longer flank route is the shortest to victory
>ai postyikes
>>581696438Where?
>>581696438worse, french post.
>>581695984what retards like you don't realize is that flank routes do not fix a bad mapsee: most of 2's maps
>>581691452What would you call this? Certainly not frontal assault
who else reached evp 400 while listening to kpop
>>581697314And this?Flank denying is the reason you lose matches you should have won. You just won't take the initiatives don't complain about not getting the results.
>>581697314>>581697928a flanking maneuver is an attack directed at that side rather than straight ahead.
Nah I'd rather just rush into enemy front and die in repeat without ever trying to time anything with the rest of my team so the enemy just gets us as we come and get a crazy k/d
>>581699969I do this and then force anons to say ggs in open rooms!
It's Zone atm btw if anyone wants short open
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789910605450589.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789910693461065.webm
>>581702431
>>581703842Even Smallfry knows how to flank in splatoon 3
My veemo had breast reduction surgery
My himecut yebby has breast implants
>>581708765Cod I wish that were me...
My woomy isn't aware of her breasts
My woomy pads her chest with burst bombs >>581648151
>>581707149sorry for her loss
So is Raiders online dead now? Car repairs financially raped me this summer so I didn’t get the game until yesterday
My woomy will flash her woobies during the PB today at 5PM ET
>>581711029>raisinsI'll pay her to keep the top on
>>581710792I'm getting the game myself this weekThe Switch 2 has to be the least enthusiastic I've been ever purchasing a new gen console and I bought the Wii U.
>>581711338because of the price or because of the games
>>581710792Multiplayer is simply doing missions asking help or giving. It's active but slow like S3 levels of waiting sometimes. People went back to 3 but it's easy enough to get rooms if you ask.
>>581711554A little bit of everything, it really doesn't have any appeal
>>581711763ikr, it still doesen't have a killer game that isn't a spinoff or a remake
>>581711912bananza
>>581711912Metroid ravenous is in a few months
>>581710792I could start my BB….one of these days.
>>581711912>killer game that's not a spin off, remake or existing IPYour only option is going to be maybe Duskbloods.
>>581711912Pokopia is pretty killer.
>>581712058that's at least something, but nintendo fans will prefer playing mario tennis than a metroid game>>581711963i see it as some sort of mario game spinoff, but people tell its basicly super mario odisseybut if you see the first year of switch 1 you had odissey, BOTW S2 and arms. you buy a switch 2 you get: mario kart open word slop, shit pokemon game, splatoon spinoff, kirby racing game and disabled baskeball
>>581712058But I don't WANNA play Diarrheatroid or K*rby, I want SPLATOOOOOOOOON
>>581712545We love metroid and kirby here.
>>581712545The woomy dominating me after I corner her in the alley and play with her floppers for 2 hours
>>581712545Sorry anon, no Splatroon until 2028. That is if we don't get more comfyslop from Nogami first.
>no Splatroon until 2028we're gonna be in this drought for a lot are we
>>581713014>No Splatfest tee replica which means game cycle isn't overP-please N-N-Nogami let m-m-me d-d-die...
I'm not convinced Splatoon 3 is done with content until they announce the end of event reruns.We got a major update at the beginning of this year out of nowhere.
Yeah, they haven’t given us the Splatfest T to wear regularly.
My beeb had flopper enhancement surgery because she was jealous of woomies.
>>581713382It’s just going to be a host for more promo shit, like the mushroom vs star fest in S2
We haven't finished getting all 3rd kits...
>>581715536I want fourth kits
I can't wait for my favorite weapon to get toxic mist and inkscreen
>>581715915You'll get another Raiders reskin and you will like it.
Flar is real and sometimes the flar isn't for you.
New woomy new me
>>581716320Even if somali internet, can Painbrush really oneshot? Tf?
Woomy thinks people who believe in FLAR are shitters.
>>581716176Marriage should only be legal between a woom and a yeb or a veem and a weyy
>>581716176My wife and her wife (who's also my wife)
>>581716820go back to the hospital old man
>>581567283I'm team vwoomy
>>581716820this is why you are blocked
I don't like to think about the fact my woomy will someday have a husband and have kids
>Inkblot/Alfonsino SZ in (o)shirizuDo I redeem saars?
my woomy is waiting for the moment she can leave me and never contact me again
How do you think Inkopolitans would react if they learnt of what happened in Octo Canyon while Callie was missing.I think they'd just assume it was a movie that leaked.
>>581717952DO NOT REDEEM THE GOLD SCALES
>>581717925She's a video game anon...
>>581718171She's a multiplayer videogame, because everyone's playing with her.
i need to find out how to get a growth mindset instead of a "malding every time i play the game because i go 5W 11L every time" mindset
>>581718107They knowThey just don't care because surface people don't take anything seriously
>Jammin' my dick in the Salmon JunctionUgh. I'm not doing that with freebozos. Open at rot? Mako TC is one of the few good TC maps
>>581719303Rotation is another hour. Wanna keep fshing?
>>581719663Oops. Yea fine, I'll beat some fsh up
>>581719663knocking. lead me to the slaughter
>>581718970Kind of defeats the whole secret identity thing, doesn't it?
>No Fsh roomWeirdI'll make one then>>581720982Opening
Pish 2/4
>>581717925Why? You don't want her to be happy? She will become mommy woomy but she will still be woomy.
Woomy + Yebby = More Woomies
Squid and octo can't interbreed
EXPLODE freelancers
>>581722327
>>581722327good, my weyyo can slut it up with all the woomies
>>581722646that tgriller wave was roigh
>>581723386Freetards have zero idea what basket strats are
>>581721937mother is inbred; no mask
>>581724137Shes a veemy/woomo.
>>581722930Woomies passing around rumors about certain marked weyyos that will do anything for coins
Rich old woomy with gigolo weyy
stop stop STOP GIVING ME RETARDS
>>581725605but you are ngmi strongest tard wrangler
>>581722327give the takos enough time and it will be possible thanks to octarian engineering
GGGGs ST, excellent snake rape, excellent gold
GGS S! Good king, good gold, full set of scales
My Veemy gets called a mutt and is bullied in school for being different
>>581727587>lectures people on what percentage of Inkopolis is still inklingdeserved
>TC Mako/MarlinAnyone for Open?
>>581728645Yes pureasu
>>581728729UpOpen 2/ 4
Dang stop giving spkatlings rollerskates, remove Run Speed effect on firing splatlings
>Two ouch spamming yeb feedersSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPI GET IT Fakking annoying...
Sad loss I overerestimated our lead
We need niggas that can at least provide some distraction
>Laggy dynamo>Disjointed gameplay>Teammates that fold faster than origami paperThis is my samsara
>>581722327You just haven't applied enough of the right octo-goo to your woomie.
>>581728645knock
I wanna play splatoon
All this whining in thread, sure sounds like you are having a lot of fun.
>>581732776Get in !
Is this hydra genuinely fucking brain damaged>Durrrr let's take a sunday stroll around spawn and do NOTHING!
Been a long while Tim hope you're doing well
I can tell from the posts that he's playing.
Gotta get serious I got dull
>>581732851room for 1 more?
>>581733397We got room for you Get in
Open at the next rotation?
>>581734129sure
>>581734129Not for me there is the PB an hour in
>>581734129Don't forget pb2
Feels good to be the FLAR for once
>>581734315>>581734326huh so we're doing the pb
>>581734534no
>>581734534No i don't play with french people
>>581734579is it because of frenchie
>>581734534tard enablers are
thx nogamu
>>581734958yes
>>581734534I dont play with that thing.
>>581733021I am! likewise to you
>>581735046resonable
Discord link?
>>581735437https://discord.gg/SecretCliqueHQ
>>581735437Double U Double U Double U dot Discord Link dot com
>>581735437https://youtu.be/xPfMb50dsOk
just for pure curiosity, how many people here have frenchie blocked
>>5817357543 at most, nobody cares about the drama and only retards actually blocked him
>>581735857It's cute you actually believe that.
>>581735754Nine>G>CT>F>B!>P>GT>a>H>フ
>>581734512FLAR isn't real, Splatoon 3's shitty matchmaking is. Remember that hiding the MMR info third party websites could glean from replays was a bigger priority than actually fixing the matchmaking which makes me wonder just how shit it really is.
>>581735754P, H, Gr, F, G
>>581735735>remixYikes.
>>581598637I'm not surprised im not there but I'm more surprised I got name dropped
>30 splatsBROS...
>>581736241>>581736321so if i , hypotetically, block him he cant join rooms with me and i cant join rooms with him?
>>581737019yes, except if you join a room he's already in
>>581737019Blocked players can't join your rooms, but you can join rooms if a blocked player is already in.
>Nono (PBUH)
>>581737006what having a team that paints does to a mfer
>>581737128>>581737251thanks, i might join the fuck frenchie club
Woomy thinks blocking is gayThat's what the squiddit people do On 4squids we don't
>>581737475He sent his friend code earlier so it's even easier
>>581736241>>581736321Missing at least one more here
>>581737475Why would you want to fuck him?
>>581625753>GT or is it you Fneither, guess what you're universally hated here
Ah fuck.
>>581625753you really turned into a full schizo
>>581736241Saber desu, I also blocked him
>BITE BITE BITE
Miraculous win
>Overtime devil team turnaroundXIXIXIXIXIXI
>seething in thread while he's joining room and playing the game
>>581739538This to be honest
>>581734252Opened!
>>581739748yah wait 5 mins and im on
I only had him added back in the day to know when to not join rooms
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>581739538He could be top 10 takoroka and I still wouldn't play with him because he's an annoying faggot.
>namedrop >namedrop>inside joke>namedrop>inside joke >inside joke>inside joke
>>581740143what's the joke?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gg open
>>581740012Did you really have to Nozzlenose this?
>>581740257nice nozzlenosin
ggs
GGs Open, we struggled but we had nice wins nonetheless. *cry* I will still host the PB at the hour despite the naysayers in the thread, I hope to see you there if you can make it.
he's intentionally spamming but it will be witheld until after his bullshit crashes and burns at the next hour.
>>581740467I did not post anything unrelated to the ongoing open room
>>581737547>can't preemptively block people via friend code>have to be in a match with them first, DC, then blockThis was a design flaw with the UI on the original Switch and it's a shame it hasn't been fixed on Switch 2.
>>581740458It was sweet to have you
>block hate ostracize deny reject Being so negative isn't very manmenmi of youWoomy is disappointed
GGGGs miraculous open>>581737419What is this meme what
>>581741556wommy has to wash her hands...
>>581741556how are you playing open with only 3 players wtf??
>>581741556Astaghfirullah
>>581741556GGs Spades you're a real one, we'll win lots more next time inshallah head chala
>>581741685she fucks fish
>>581741926Yeah and he's french
>>581741556>>581737419I think the joke is that Fr*nce is an Islamic caliphate in all but name nowDoesn't help that he spams the Jihad special
was wondering who the retard was that spammed mudslime words. it tracks that the "french" is one of the invaders.
the stench of the fr*nch is rubbing off on you, S
how does french cephs smells?
>>581741556/ink/ why aren't you playing more like this
/INK/ SAYS TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>581742364because i'm terrible at the game
corny
I'm not a city slicker, I live away from all the ruckus. Tranquil life
>>581742364wtf /ink/ told me cwashbwasta was bad????
pb in 30 minutes
>>581742691It is. He's just that good.
>>581742691t could 1v4 most of /ink/
>>581742834>>581742964about to give birth after all this dickriding
>>581742691It is. Not even the sub and special can save it.
Is he trying to leech of t
>>581743045you're just jealous nobody will ever find your clips impressive
>>581742691You gotta work on those indirects to strike them in any corner they swifly retreat to. It got a rhythm to it. Don't just stand there waiting to be shot at.
>>581742364I’m a pacifist
Guys my husbando my prochara....
danger lurks
>>581743153i know, but still
prochara could 1v4 most of /ink/
>>581743415That's what you said about G*m and he got buttsexed by the frog and the pre-block crew during a stream
I lost to Gem the other day, he was hardcarried by good players on his team that would defend him when I went for his butt :'(
why kold is dickriding prochara?
>>581743506As much as you hate him, N is still one of our best player so it wasn't surprising he'd rape Gem.
>>581743987playing with n is like abusing black magic when you know you shouldn't even touch the stuff
>>581742691there are no bad weapons.. only bad players..
>>581744326except Brellas.
>>581744394I'm 50% sure he posts here. I vaguely remember seeing a woomy like this during 2's lifespan.
You're giving me too much credit especially with my poor performance earlier I'm chaotic thus inconsistent. The stars have to aling and my brain to click for one of my numerous attempts results in major success
>>581744534half the thread wants to see woomys get raped by salmonoids, im not surprised
they block the pest and continuously deny the hero
>>581744929What?
>>581744986omelet du fromage
>>581744929
>>581744394I know that footmy
PB is upFeel free to join no matter your skill level, we'll be set to have fun.Might take a while to get enough people I hope we do
>>581743506Literally everyone has beaten Gem you tard. You're not special.
>>581744394doing a collab comm with them
lol
*crickets*
who's in the pb? initials are fine
>>581745843I did once in an open room, someone posted it and I forgot to save it.
>>581745970N
>knockout win>knockout loss>knockout win>knockout lossGG's L
>>581745970NonoctoroSnakeHandsTimmySaTakozu
How do I realistically become a regular here
>>581746171you just play i guess, im in the same boat
>>581746171Just play and have fun.
>>581746171Just play with people.
>>581746090Ggggs
>>581746171Block french yebweyys and join PB.
>>581746171>>581746230i posted "anyone wanna play some open?" for 2 years
>>581746727Id do this but im still B rank
>>581746252but ill go negative every match...
>>581747085So?
>>581747085>>581746891You'll be right at home.
We'll get there, to 4v4I thank all the anons that believ
Can't wait for pics, humiliation ritual for all cephs involved.
>>581747527What if that's my fetish?
>>581746891Most anons here like playing with people, whatever the skill level. I joined pbs randomly one day and people just accepted me
New>>581747694>>581747694>>581747694
>>581746891You could be the worst player in the general and it would still be better than being matched with randoms.
>>581746131>Unfortunate>Hulk Hogan>I'm Hitler>Literally who
>>581747827i dont want to feel like i'm letting people down
>>581748071You won't if you try your best, I like playing with /ink/ because it's fun to play with /ink/
Heehee! Woomy Pee!
molesting woomy in the dark
