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If horses aren't real, what happened at troy?
Is some one have CM20 aces? atleast half ready? I want to run a room
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>581565935I, I don't know what it is, but I feel as if I MUST visit Tomakomai!
>>581565935Good thing I checked once more before hitting post on my orenji bread
>>581566041but I love double bakes
>>581566023The rolling peaks of Mt Tarumae or gorgeous
>>581565989It was a giant umamusume. Much like how vehicles use umapower instead of horsepower
>>581566081I dont and I'll always make sure nothing is up when I wanna post it
thoughts on this polite and cheerful looking horse?
>>581566107They do?
>>581566086bring speed sparks
>>581566129He was a cute one
>>581566142Everything that would be a horse is an umamusume, to the point where kanji are edited
>>581566107>giant umamusumeI get it now
Idk if someone wantsCm20 lobby 4312993443129934
>>581566129Unsexiest ever.
>>581566245>getting squished by small tiddies
>>581566129evil fucking horse
cheat on your uma
>>581566302???? you look at horses with lewd eyes?
>>581565747It works and you can do it, but it's painfulThe result is trading wit for speed about 1:1, maybe 1.5:1It's also basically equivalent in race performance with the same luck but the highrolls are highert. gave up on 2 spd 1 pow 2 wit for the mile CM
Do I just go to 200 for the 4* at this point?
>>581566430Nah, save it
>>581566343There are none as lewd as you
>>5815664307 and you spark
I urge you to consider hags.
>>581566527Almond Eye WOULD cheat on you with an already married man
>>581566594Why?
>>581566574You mean women my age? Obviously I'd prefer them
Is this good? No.Will I potentially cope with this? Yes.GPs are both 3* stam at least.
>>581566574hags and Katsuragi Ace
>>581565998>did lobby with randomsFesta sugooi
>>581566574imagine just peeking in that car and give a good whiff
daring tact when
>>581553174I was not here as JCGC -> 3 days of waking up at 2 am for keiba would leave me too fucked up, so I opted to skip Saturday and will instead be here to post for sunday and monday
>>581565989I can't find it right now but there's a comic questioning why umamusume are part of the zodiac. Don't think about it too hard.
>>581566713someone in this thread will die first before Tact is released
>>581566756>waking up at 2 amwaking up?
>>581566574One of them is a boy though
Started a loop run without setting the schedule again award
>>581566778Nyo...
>>581566824danchou will not be pleased when he learns of this
>>581566867I canceled and then spent 10 carats to queue a maru fan run instead (out of borrows)
>>581566907your loopas outside borrows?
>>581566784yeah, I go to sleep early for keiba days to get at least 5-6 hous of sleep as I have to work after the races, but with JCGC being 10:14 pm my time, I would get only like 3 hours, and I'd rather not get injured or killed, which could happen if I am too sleepy to pay attention at work
>>581566970having one gp is already cbt enough, thanks
>>581566609a giga Stacey shan't be hindered by a single dick. There's one for sex, one for free gifts, one for emotional support, etc
>>581566824I do that sometimes. Danchou will have to suck it up because I generated 4x as many fans as he has so far
>>581567007do you just plan to only ever have that one grandparent for the next five years?
>>581567026Why is that?
>>581566867a big juicy smooch on the forehead will change his mind
post 'em
>>581567117the piercing kinda ruins it
>>581567130
gn
>>581567130Usually it's Bobo on home screen and Smaru on races.
>>581567007its independent training what are you doing?
>>581567229This shit is real ugly, had to revert them back after realizing. It feels like this outfit wasn't rigged properly into uma bodies
>>581565989derby
>>581567360DAHBY????!!!!
>>581567130>homeShichi in casual clothes>everyone else random with random
I have a thing to say. Almost all things umas say on main screen are retarded
>>581567130All random as always
>>581567342Some of them can rock it
I have a thing to say.Almost all things Chiyoposters say on those threads are retarded
>>581567476Tickezo is so cuuuute
>>581565989f-from where did the Greeks enter and exit the giant uma statue?
>>581567476It does a good job of emphasizing an uma's bust, bu the outfit itself doesnt look that good imo
>>581567531>he thinks i chose not a first pic in my collection at randomRetard
>>581567556no one says this
>>581567562Her wooden umanko
uh oh melty
>>581567556many people are saying this
>feel stingy pain on my arm>check arm thinking something bitten me>nothing visible >pain goes away immediately huh?
>>581567562They clicked unload. This was clearly depicted in age of mythology.
>>581567704>he doesn't know how human brain works
>>581567704You should go to the doctors, I've heard it can be quite serious.
>>581567734Is there an Ao* mod yet that replaces horse related units with umas?
Wait I misread this shit. Does it mean I can only use A+ or lower ranked umas here? I've been playing Unity and shitting out S and S+ vets. Am I fucked???
>>581567973Yes.
>>581567973yeah
>feel stingy pain on dick>starts stroking
>>581567973can you not still swap? could always just shit out an A+ uma in unity real quick
>>581567997>>581568024shit what do I do then? Do I go the newbie and get fucked by tryhards minmaxing themselves into newbie or go pro and get raped by minmaxers there? This shit blows cheeks
>>581567973You can artificially lower their ratings into A+ using the calculator
>>581567973should've seen our other resident newcutie talking about adjusting his rating and stuff for the past few days
You guys wanna see a picture of my lunch?
>>581567973Welcome to the circus, bwo. If you manage to shit out any umas with enough stamina to survive the full race you will get A finals
>>581568113Only if you draw a heart on it with ketchup
>>581568097You wont win a single thing with S or S+ in the big boy league
>>581568113is it covered in tinfoil?
>>581568097minmaxing is a lot now is cutthroat than it used to be, you don't need to go hard to the edge of A+ with perfectly ideal skills to be good
>>581568113Only if you cum on it
>>581568097even my debuffers are SS rank these days just stay in the open leage playpen mate
>>581568162no>>581568197no
>feel stingy pain on legs>starts running on the turf
>>581568203is a lot LESS cutthroat
>>581568224I can't read
I miss the Opera rape poster.
>Get run over by a car in my dream>Wake up unable to breathe for 15 seconds
>>581567704You just had a mild heart attack, don't worry about it.
>feel stingy pain in my urethrathere is no punchline
>>581566762Found it, it wasn't by the artist I thought it was
>>581568589Translate it weeaboos
>>581567432class rep isn't retarted, you merely cannot comprehend the Bakushin mind
>>581568362It's the past from thishttps://youtu.be/tA2f0lzKjac
>>581568589Raisu...
>>581568729She is a cat actually
>17 years old
>>581568314>hagKill yourself
>>581568757This is a cat?
Pearl wife
>>581568798no way....
>>581568698>pastpasta*
>>581568853>tranny hag
>>581568850Yeah I had the exact image in mind. I was just too lazy to post it.
>>581568801need to get bullied by Haru thighs
>>581568925Good morning Saar!
aaaaaand right on cue the schizo had his picture ready
give me a clank debuffer deckpleasei can't do this anymore
Visit tomakomai! We have hot babes, and Fenomeno!
>>581569106Ugly umas
>>581569106Tomakomai looks like hot chick heaven!
>>581569106Can I get a Verxina wife if I visit?
>>581569067PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>581569067NY fukulight hagllo + whatever MLB SR/SSRs that has the skill hints you're looking for
>>581569286Its just a normal deboof deck anyway. You dont need to reinvent the wheel
>>581569342Umas don't need wheels
>>581569332>>581569342WHAT CARDS ARE REALLY RED????this is literally my first time doing debuffersR rudolf?SR tachy?
>>581569402r rudolf, sr windy, SSR shichi borrow for 564 keen eye shenanigans
>>581569402no clue, I dont run deboofers
>>581569285Nyes
>>581569423>sr windymeant marvy, woops
>>581569441>Gentil's cumrag
>>581569584Is that Cafe or Light O?
>>581569662anon...
>>581569662It's Verxina
>>581569662Cafe
>>581569662Calstone has bangs
>>581569749idiot that's not anon
>>581569749>>581569889I had to ask because it looks like Cafe but she has big boobs like Light O-san.
>>581569953my tard cat wife
>>581569402i used this in the dirt cm in unityi'm still using ityou can replace the rudolf SSR with R rudolf
>>581569953>no underwear Whore
she's so cute bwos
>>581569662No. That's Grass Wonder. Look at the diamond on her hair.
>>581570202she's such a smooshing face
>>581570202Many are saying this
>>581570202Trve...
Real Steel when?
>>581570243You just wanted to post her fat ass
>>581569953Calstone stupid sexy cute
game needs more older women archtypes tbqhfams
The game needs more sexy retards
>>581570456>>581570568>>>/r/eddit
>>581570624>File not found.what did anon mean by this
Game needs more umamusume with gorgeous long hair and the fattest fucking titties possible
>>581570624no
>>581569402This is what I used for my dirt debuffers but they don't have any anti end skills so dunno if it's still good
VAs were supposed to perform on a nice open air festival today but apparently this retard dropped at the last minuteShe has a simp that lurks, maybe he knows the reason why? pregnancy ofc
>>581570738>ugly boyumaAnd nothing of value was lost
dont think i can handle 3 more cms of gl ace making lads
>>581570738>bamboo memorynot a big loss
>>581570738>yaeno bamboo>fans
>>581570861
>>581570703a hesitant end wont beat xog anyway
Classic year just startedwhy am I already crying
THE STRONGEST
>>581571087>4 horses
>>581570924oh no we have to keep trying haha
>>581571156another month full of daily raw creampie sex with Creek.... the horror
>>581571156>>581571207i only hope she's not getting to frustated that she will literally rape me no stop until she gets pregnant ahah
>>581571156>>581571207
>>581571207Do women just keep the cum in their hole the whole night/day if they wanted to get pregnant? Genuine question. Don't give me that cum in womb hentai shit, that's not realistic
hey
>>581571426anon did you have sex ed
>>581571426>that's not realisticyou a 2 inch dick asian or some shit?you pump, root it and shoot it deep, yes they let the cum inside, jesus christ anon
>>581571465In anon's defense, it's not like sex ed teaches you how long it takes from a creampie to fertilization, assuming the semen stays in the vagina. Nor whether or not women should keep the cum in their pussy and stop it from spilling if they want to guarantee their pregnancy or if it's safe to spill some.
>no rainbow>Light Hello nowhere to be seen>too much energy to dateDo I just race?
>>581571426Your spermies aren't immortal you know
>/uma/
>>581571465sex ed doesn't exist in certain coutnriespolitics are pushing against it because "muh children"
>>581571426No, they take it out then you have to feed them with a spoon like a yogurt. They teach you this in sex ed though I did find it weird they made us boys do it too
My Mirako is shipping soon...
>>581571767>fat whore
>>581570568how can she be retarded if she's so fast
>>581571760Thank God my mom allowed me to call in sick that day
>>581571465Not him, we didn't have a dedicated sex ed class but we had science. It was simply part of the textbook.
>trainee catches you with your pants down>looks at your dick>makes this expressionyour response?
What are you bros talking about? Don't girls get pregnant if we hold hands with them?
>>581571767>cute maiden
>>581571915>Pokke likes small dicksKill the dyke
>>581571915oh no please don't rape me! *said with a please-rape-me face*
>>581571937Retard. They get pregnant when the you feed the stork properly
>>581571937>tranny color
>>581571937pregnancies are a myth actually, storks deliver the babies when the time is right
>>581571692have you tried not touching little kids, troon?
>>581571593This was what I tried to articulate, yeah. Like do women try to lock the cum in their vaginal canal with a bandaid or something to not let it spill if she's that serious about getting pregnant
>>581571892If you did, your dick would be gone already and you'd be wearing implants.
>>581571426anon, there's a reason why womb-filling is a fetishit actually does happenwomen can feel your little spermies wriggling their way into her ovariesthe cum semen that spills out of her pussy during immediately after a creampie carries the sperm who aren't strong enough swimmers to settle into the currents of the fallopian tubeafterward, she can sit up, jump around and do backflips and the spermies will still be making their way into the ovaries.
I will not stop having sex with Sweepy and cumming inside her Sweepy vagina until I can confirm with my penis that she's already pregnant
>>581572150not all cum drips outside when you pull outside, actually they would only drip if you open the manko or the bitch is loose
>>581572150So you're telling me if you're uneducated in sex ed you want to get advice from 4channel
>>581572215
>>581572150Getting pregnant takes like <5 minutes.
Akebonus
>>581572368ugly little shitshe should take breast implants if she wants her torena to fuck her
Why do people have the need to tell others they are trying for kids? May as well just say you are getting creampied/creampieing every night, it's disgusting.
>>581572389Ugly giant
>>581572368This is just second evolution Maya.
>>581572389Cute giant
>>581572508
>>581572450her torena will do it gladly
>>581572461shut up and have sex if you're that jealous, chud
>>581572368Still is so erotic
>>581572508i can see itlike maya if she doesn't get the trainer's cock
>>581572461Normal people don't immediately imagine the person trying to have a baby cumming inside their partner when they say they're trying, bro.
>>581572567
>>581572461>I creampie your daughter every nightVERY bad>We're trying for a babySocially acceptable
>>581572639It's over for me. I'm never being a sex haver. >>581572664Literally everyone thinks it.
which uma HATES the idol shit?
Since I got 2LB CB with the rerun what do I use as my second speed card between CB and FM?
>>581572747All of them
Last chance to make some aces soon...
>>581572750wit card*
>competition 'strangely' keeps dropping out last minuteand i thought DJ was the YAKUZA backed uma....
>>581572887Wife.
>>581572787WRONG
>>581572750FM is still better. Unless youre training ends ofc, but then you'd pair CB with her
>>581572787even falco??!
>>581572998Yes
>>581572885Yanko and Dorjia interact a lot due to Dorjia's role in the Expedition Support Committee
>>581572839I'd rather make one with Ace
>>581573154Faggot
>>581573084AIEEE I'M NYOOOTICING SOMEBODY STOP MEFUCK YOU TAZUNA
>making babies with an ugly boyfaggot
bwos...it doesn't workI can't get speed cap AND 800+ stamina AND high wit for this CMhow did you guys do it?
Shortstacks are gorgeous and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.
>>581572787suzuka has legs broken for not joining the idol show.jpg
>>581573267luckor pigging out + luckmostly luck though
>>5815732673 speed 2 wit and 17 stam sparks. And of course always choosing stam during career choices and prioritizing buying stam in the song shop
>>581572885this is America so it's the mob.
>>581573283>midgetsNeck yourself
>>581573283
>>581573283Interesting...
>>581573283I only really like Inari One. Marvy is cool and fun but too whimsical for me to see her sexually and ZRR is just a design that doesnt appeal to me
>>581573191>>581573237your loss, faggots. never talk to me with your shit taste even again.
>>581573669>cuckshit
>wake up>slept only for 2-3 againI am going to die aren't I
>>581573283Gonna roll for the donkey too
>>581573283megane aren't gorgeous
>>581573839>western artist
>>581573839beautiful horse Ardan and the evil horse
>>581573769Why is Rob so erotic?
>>581573839Making it awkward for the GM because I'm trying to romance Ardan and demand he ERPs with me in character
How different is the anatomy of an uma compared to a ningen besides the ears and tail? Are their tits softer?
>>581574124since they're all runners, they all got thunder thighs and the best butts
Are there any Medium CMs left for GL?
>>581574059Actually now that I think about it, that's just uma&co. Including the rest of the party sitting there watching me embarass myself
>>581573917Bright is not evil.
I like this expression.
>>581574198No, one long, one sprint, and one mile (dirt)
Okay but I really really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really relaly really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really real ly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really really really really love Stego.
>>58157337017 stam sparksI've been looping for AGES and I either get all the white sparks I want but with 1* Guts and an irrelevant pink or I get 2* Stam/Pow/Wit with a good pink but barely any white sparks. I'm sick and tired of this looping shit that wouldn't give me anything decent ever since auto play got introduced. I can only imagine how much worse I'll feel about this game if I had to play all those runs manually only to get fucking nothing of value.
>>581573726Good
>>581573839To think that just 10 years ago I wouldn't have had a problem with this but I really can't help but assign the fetish of making things ugly to people who like or draw this artstyle.
>>581574723Delete this image. Now.
>>581574723do not delete this image
>>581574658it's weird seeing the normal version of this image
I want to fucking strangle Light Hello, bitch only showed up to give me tokens ONCE during the entire run.
>>581575241
https://x.com/sskaiillustrate/status/2101046098974454099?s=20
I want to fucking strangle Light Hello, bitch is too damn erotic and let's her guard down too easy around me
>>581575005Air Groove rough sex rape on me, with pegging and hard domSuper Creek giving me aftercare and gentle soft rape sex
[Jockey Club Gold Cup] Owner Susumu Fujita on Forever Young: "Hopes for a repeat win in the BC Classic have grown" — Total prize money surpasses 5 billion yenFollowing Forever Young's (5-year-old colt; trained by Yahagi at Ritto) impressive victory in the US Grade 1 Jockey Club Gold Cup (Belmont Park, Dirt 2000m) on the 18th (the 19th Japan time), his owner Susumu Fujita (53)—Chairman and Representative Director of CyberAgent—shared his delight with *Sankei Sports*. Fujita commented, "It was a performance after a layoff that reminded me of the Nippon TV Hai, which we had positioned as a prep race last year. My expectations for a repeat victory in the Breeders' Cup Classic have risen."Last autumn, Forever Young traveled to the US after winning the Jpn II Nippon TV Hai (Funabashi) by two and a half lengths—his first race since finishing third in the Dubai World Cup—and went on to win the Breeders' Cup Classic in peak form. This year, he aims to achieve the historic feat of a repeat victory, a feat accomplished by only one other horse in history: Tiznow (2000–2001). Additionally, with the addition of the $550,000 (approx. 86.2 million yen) winner's purse from this race to his previous total of 4,936,993,600 yen, the horse's career earnings have now surpassed the 5 billion yen mark.
>>581575340
There are no cuties here.
>>581575448
>>581575432>>581575448
STOP POSTING RICE
>>581575648Maya shouldn't be tempting me. Some of the other trainers are already giving me weird looks with how touchy Maya is in public...
alright
>>5815756487 and this mayano crushes a minimized me with her butt
>>581575713No
Sexy Oguri...
>>581576021rimjob-paizuri trick from mr cock and balls!
>>581576021sex
>>581576021>sexy witch Marumy dick would not survive
>mfw no Rice Shower sat on my lap while she's reading stuff and accept any kind and amount of headpatting, hugging and cuddling
I love my genius wife!
>>581573726At which hour did you go to sleep?
>>581575005>that Air GrooveFFFFFFUCKKKKK
morning
Sprinters Stakes next week and after that L'Arc
>>581576459I want to slap mr cb and watch her cry
>>581576459
>>581576459morning bro
>>581576519this but kaichou instead
>>581576498which japanese horses will run in the L'Arc and job this time?
>>581576498Lovcen will also be running at Kobe Shimbun Hai on Monday so we get to see how the potential triple crown horse is looking after summer break.
>>581576670Only two are in FranceAdmire Terra and Meisho Tabaru
>>581576459Good evening.
>>581576670terra will pull the funniest thing ever
remember to spin your bingo
I think I'm getting groomed by somebody here...
No one has tried to groom me here
My danchou is trying to groom me
>>581576716>>581576910>Admire Terrathis is it, 2026 is the year
I groom myself but mirako posters probably can't relate to that
Discord clubs are surprisingly low stakes even at the higher levelsAccountability goes a long way
Horny umas do not exist.
Umas do not exist.
i love my dacchis, i groom everyone of them
