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I love ralsei
i want fluffy boy to warm my bed
Here's your college Asriel design /utg/.
Kregnancy
I'm yiiking out
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
i wish i could draw...
sex with goats
love with goats
mega man battle network is better than i was expecting but it an escape encounter buttoni know there’s an escape chip but i only have 5 in my deck of 30
Imagine if Flowery didn't go down so easy, and everyone came to the rescue.
>>581568202*but it needs an escape encounter button
Noelle and Kris must be together at ANY cost
susie and kris*
do people ship kris and noelle or do they want to have sex with noelle through kris
Do you think Flowery is aware of FRIEND in his world? Or just doesn't care.
>>581568479Both
>>581568479I ship Kris and Noelle. There's clearly a lot of romantic tension going on between them since they were kids. Kris used to play piano for her for hours while she silently chilled out
>>581568479The latter for the most part
Born to marry silent depressed childhood friendForced to be a lesbian
>>581568479At first it was the latter, but after chapter 5 I just want Kris to be happy.
>>581568479i think it's maybe a third thing where [they] in kris's place would date the conventionally attractive girl, so they assume kris wants that too and they want kris to be happylike benevolent shipping, i guess>>581568716but kris is a girl
I can't see kris noelle happening there's obviously a rift between them over the incident
>>581568716>>581568779Born to do awkward first time friends-to-lovers yuri with silent depressed childhood friendForced to do tough girl/geeky girl yuri with girl you first spoke to last week to satisfy the dog.
I really like this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VSZ9EN2fANothing can top third sanctuary but I love all the fan-made remixes anyway
Noelle raped me...
>>581569130lucky...
Deltarune is just Kris and the Knight doing a Carrie on Susie
>>581569081you put it like that, it really does sound like a dating sim
>>581569130noel…
Why did chapter 5 have so much chapter 1 stuff in it anyway? Like the Scarlet Forest and enemies, ending in a castle, and having a father/king at the end. Will chapter 6 be chapter 2 with Carol mirroring Queen?
>>581569494because both fountains were made by krischapter 3 was also very similar to chapter 1 before tenna shows up
>>581569494It's to represent Kris's nostalgia and wanting to return to the good old days when they were just adventuring with their friends (even though the plan was already in place). Chapter 6, if it takes place in the Holiday Mansion, will also probably touch on nostalgia, but it doesn't make any sense to be just Chapter 2 again beyond maybe Carol mirroring Queen
Ralsei gifts a fertilizer bomb pie to Flowery so he explodes and dies, but Flowery just digests it and farts up a Blingo Blizzard on the door to Ralsei's room, permanently coating it in his herbal buttsweat
>>581569619>nostalgia and wanting to return to the good old daysKris is nostalgic for Thursday?
What does Fujo Pippin's butthole taste like?
>>581569640Generationally awful post, -9999999999999/10
>>581569672It's been one of those kinda days
>>581569589How do you explain the pattern during Gerson's fight? All the Knight-made fountains have the glass, Kris's don't.>>581569672Yup, that's how bad it's gotten
>>581569715>-9999999999999Flowery's weight on the scale after he causes an integer overflow
I just think the idea of Kris and Noelle hating both their lives and only being able to find comfort in each other is really romantic
will I get in trouble for drawing krusie after chapter 5?
>>581570186Not in the slightest.
>>581569996Same
>>581570186Yeah the ship police will knock down your door and swat you to death
>>581569745>hot pinkpurple same colour as the knight's laserbeamits habbening
weird route kriselle appeals to the male fantasy of finding a girl that truly understands you and shares your worldview and makes a suicide pact with you
>>581569673bubblegum
>>581570382Finally. Confirmation for the bimbofication ray.
I'm an Cattencaralvgorudiel truther. I am the most oppressed minority.
>>581570186Not particularly, but someone on tumblr might call you icky or accuse you of being a self inserter who only cares about it because you want to fuck the dinosaur
>>581570595i'm not really a furry i just think krusie works the best
>>581570457I want to taste it...
Second Edition, Preface: This time while reading the dialogue, specifically imagine the 80s Batman and BBC Sherlock, to the best of your ability, as the costumes worn > Bratty: Why the fuck is your ass o-> The sheer smack of the Knight's ass knocks the gator off screen.> ***Anyone ELSE got some questions?!***> We cut to Asriel, Pants, and Catty, dressed as Batman, The Question,> and Sherlock Holmes respectively.> Pants: I may like to have a moment of inquiry.
>>581570595Krusie is the top reddit ship though, actual icky ships are krisoul or pinkris
>>581570573>Said Rudy, thinking his wife would be too drunk to remember he even considered it—she isn't even surprised, she knows what she signed up for
Kriselle "yuri" is so much better when you just imagine Kris as a boy wearing girls clothes
>>581570896That's why I said "someone" instead of lots of people and "tumblr" instead of reddit, it's only a very vocal minority of people anymore who will still try to play the spurned-self-inserter-incel card in current year
I only like Krusie when it acknowledges that Kris is evil and fucked up
>>581571336She can fix them.
>>581570186Plnning to try that myself after I get the hang of Susie
>>581571558There was a conscious decision here to make both of them as ugly as humanly/monsterly possible and I can't say I completely understand why
>>581571558Said it before but this artist's Susie is the most perfect marriage-worthy one. I would have 4 kids, a shitty family van and back pain from working 3 jobs with her in a fucking heartbeat.
>>581571843I'm listening but I need convincing>t. >>581571789
>>581571789I kinda get it, it's fun to imagine DR characters as small-town scumbag teens who poke dead birds and throw rocks at trains for entertainment.
>>581568479Chapter 2 was peak Kriselle art for me and that makes me want to see them together. I just want to wingman for Kris and make them both happy.I'll fight Suselle to the bitter end. I think Susie and Ralsei are a better ship anyways
>>581568779exhibit A: >>581572041
Kris will fulfil my sexual fantasies
follow up questionhow do i draw snouts
>>581571925You wake up in her arms, the ceiling fan you never turn off because cuddling her makes you hot as fucking balls spinning above, as you hear a baby crying nearby. Her cheek is resting on your head and she's drooling all over you. You carefully sneak out of bed to not wake her and deal with your baby. You crawl back in bed as she lazily drapes an arm back over you and grumbles a tender little thanks as she holds you tighter than before and rests her head even more on you now so her cheek is squished against hers. You're even hotter now, but you couldn't care less.
Found one by this artist I haven't seen yet
>>581572476It's basically just a rectangle with rounded edges
Just fapped to Dragon Ball Z futa porn. Which chapter is my favorite?
>>581572910Toriel and it's not even a little close
>>5815729105
Fave is saving the dayFave is saving the day
>>581572490Lovely
>>5815729104>>581572975i loved toriel chapter
Just fapped to Vriska as usual. Who's my least favorite Deltarune character?
>>5815731153
I think the thread is rigged to explode
>>5815729102
>>581573341Why does Patrick have hair??
>>581573198Even this thread is a-
Is it true that Carol's fur is blonde around her pussy?
>>581572490Well, I'm convinced after all
>>581573482Because he's a sex bomb, of course
Where is the /utg/ digital fanzine?
i just want to hide somewhere and forget that modern internet culture existswhere can i still do that? is /mlp/ still the same way it was in 2014?
Where is the /utg/ digital circus?
Gm anons :)I hope you're all doing well.
>>581574053/jp/Retvn to touhou
>>581574053>is /mlp/ still the same way it was in 2014?A little slower now, but it sure feels like a time capsule
FLOWERY MERCHFLOWERY MERCH, TOBYWHERE IS IT WHERE IS ITTHE FLOWERY MERCH, TOBY
>>581574178i was never a /jp/ autist, i don't belong there>>581574181god i might just go back theni tire of everythingperhaps it is time for me to return to pone
EVERY DAY I RISE EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I CHECK THE FANGAMER WEBSITENOTHINGNOTHING.NOTHING!!THERE IS NEVER ANYTHINGWHERE IS IT
>>581573012Cute fave fave magic
I love fish
>>581574629Pink is possessed by a Lightner so she's not getting any merch, sorry not sorry
fangamer cancelled the pink onaholecheck twitter
Which UT/DR characters love fat bitches? Undyne is a hard canon example.
i drew a kris
>>581574824Are you going to show the class?
>>581574824Overruled. There's no evidence for your claim.
>>581574824Can I see it
Spamton and Tenna both got merch two months after their respective chapters released. Flowery is a FAILED sexyman cash cow.
>>581574824Imagine...
>>581574862>>581574869>>581574875im subverting expectations by not posting it
>>581574781>DID SOMEONE SAY [[Number 9 Large]]?!
NOT EVEN A CLIP-ON PLUSH?REALLY, TOBIAS?YOU WANT ME APART FROM MY HUSBAND THIS BADLY?
Visualize and rotate a Kris in your mind's eye.
>>581575126mine doesnt have eyes
kratti porn I haven’t seen posted here before. slightly off-model and the voice is annoying but what am I going to do, NOT beat off to a fat bitch?https://files.catbox.moe/l1zelx.mp4
Just a simple talking Flowery body pillow. That’s it! That would be enough to satisfy me!
talking flowery onahole
>>581567374Hooman!
>>581575386I cannot stand sound in my porn. It's so weird and distracting. I can only fap in complete silence
>>581575573>mysterious glue blooms in your sustingus!
>>581575126
>>581575589When did it become normal to randomly say some shit that makes you sound like a serial killer? That needs to stop.
farts
There needs to be 3 settings for any talking Flowery merch>EN>JP>both
>>581576076>>581576054stinky fart
i just punched my mom in the face
>>581576220reported for violating us law
>>581576220based
>>581576220Again?
>>581576220Mom TANKED that, by the way. >You disappoint me, son.
if you cut flowery in the light world an make him regrow from his stem does he turn into a shota or a cripple in the dw?
>>581576429It depends on the quality of the cut.
>>581575817Pink has two sets of ears
What if flowery gets infected by parasites in the light world? do they turn into darkners or do they fuse with flowery?
>>581572871i don't get it
>>581576704This is a common issue with catgirls, honestly.
>>581576704To listen to Cutie Mew Mew Magic with. Makes sense.
What if Pink got pregnant?
Something followed meHome from the woods. It looked likeHer, but it wasn't.
>>581576848That's about it, everything else is practice and seeing what works and what doesn't
>>581576897retarded
>>581576826He probably dies because whatever species of flower he is is ridiculously fragile and will die in one day without constant care.
>>581576986boring ass nigga
And what if you graft another flower into Flowery? Do they turn into conjoined twin or like an aborted evil amalgamate sprouting from his shoulder? so many unexplored possibilities...
>>581576848Why do this when you can just trace novelai v5 outputs and pretend they're your own art
>>581576897BoF fave solved this issue, and also innovated on no-pants technology
>>581576980Fucking HOW? One of them is a plastic doll, and the other is a ghost.
>>581577182Probably either a face on the back of his head or some kind of anime demon inside situation
>>581576826I don’t… ugh… I don’t know!!!
>>581577158You aren't black
>>581577209i like drawing
>>581577341>>581577318im black
>>581577214Boring basic BoF fave, this is like saying your Guilty Gear fave is Baiken.
>>581576986https://files.catbox.moe/7yvtcq.webm
>>581577235magic pussy magic pussy
if fave was handed a loaded firearm they would instantly shoot themself in the head
If I managed to create a Dark World I would probably use it almost exclusively to play Yugioh like in the anime 2B desu
>>581577357the evil goku?
>>581577524So you'd lose your soul when you lost?
>>581577524
>>581577590I mean I would never lose but yeah I guess it would be a yami no game in the yami no sekai that makes sense
>>581577675Bakura bussy....
>>581577401ninafag detected
Finding some time alone with Asgore away from socializing at a Holiday mansion party by munching on some absolutely incredible gingerbread cookies in the kitchen area as he gently coaches me through good potential conversation subjects in case I end up having an awkward one-on-one conversation with Mayor Holiday again this evening against my best wishes, of which are instantly tested as the woman herself enters to retrieve more bottles of high-grade eggnog from the refrigerator the moment my safety goat happens to wander off to obtain two more flutes of the very same dairy beverage (I just barely managed to make it through until he came back by asking why Japanese swords are usually curved compared to normal ones). Seeing Asgore adorable fluffy tail poking through the gap of our dining room chair in a rare occurrence of it being visible outside of his shirt as he awaits pancakes, and though I feel such a strong urge to pet it that my soul itself actually hurts, I restrain myself to not make him uncomfortable right after waking since it's sensitive and ticklish (I tentatively requested permission after breakfast and he mercifully granted me a few strokes). Playing a fun game together with my beloved Asgore by trying to one-up one another's romantic gestures during a make-out session as I think I've got him on the ropes with continual little soft strokes of my thumb along the curve of his cheekbone, until he suddenly pulls an unexpected gambit by releasing our kiss to press his forehead to my neck and shudder hard as his grip on my shirt behind my back becomes tight enough to make ominous little fabric straining sounds and his clawed hand holding my waist pulls me even closer against his body (the display was so endearing I had little choice but to concede and hug him as hard as I could, with a sniffle or two admittedly muffled between his horns)>>581574298>>581574629>>581575109Wow haha that sounds horrible for you I can't even imagine haha I'm so sorry anon haha
>>581578156Show us the Asgore poster.
>>581577058this isn't working, I'll have to practice snouts and retry this later i wish i could draw...
Noelle ATE me
chapter 6 when? when is coming out? anyone?
>>581578351It’s a secret to everybody.
Make sure to download all the fan music you like before it's gone, just in case
>>581578237A good way to get better is to study your favorite art and try to replicate it
>>581578290Noelle ATE (Active Time Event from Final Fantasy IX)...
>>581578290
>>581578398I should but I'm lazy
>>581578156We’re talking about MY suffering today, NOT yours
>>581578594It's as simple as making a playlist and dumping the link for what I'm using, and I'm lazy as fuck. Beats having to scour archived links maybe years after the fact or ask around and never get a reply because the website or the original creator decided to delete it out of nowhere.
Fallen to pieces, still without a plan
most chapter 5 criticism comes from people who are too low IQ to appreciate its more subtle storytelling they just want to bashed on the head with themes by a cuhraaaazy salesman
>>581578156Carol drinking expensive eggnog out of flute glasses is a good one
>>581578851any good extensions for firefox?
>>581579280This is a stealth post from the discourse fag so he can spam about how he's being victimized and spend the next 5 hours making the same 3 posts about how he doesn't like chapter 5 over and over
>>581578503ohhhI've been staring at Susie's sprites but other people's fanart would probably be more helpful
My dark world? Gundam in the OFF artstyle
>>581579483Flowery in a sleeveless vest and shades
My dark world? 500 dudes in bikinis that are 25% horny base level.
hey guys!
I feel bad that I stopped posting here, stopped giving a fuck about Deltarune
>>581577457if i got handed a loaded firearm i would go out and shoot people and then myself
>>581579425For downloading? I don't use extensions for that, just uBlock Origin and SponsorBlock so I'm not bombarded by ads. Hitomi Downloader, the program I'm using, had an extension but they're currently under DMCA and I remember it being Chrome only. Firefox recommends the easy video downloader but I haven't used that.
>>581579797don't feel bad, you can leave
SO HE STANDSTO WATCH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLDFROM A CAN
>>581579441>"Hey guys! Don't forget me!">Ralsei waddles in wearing a dino costume like Kris and Susie, then sits next to them with a loud crinkle
>>581579685Good morning anon.
I don't want to know what crinkle means
I hate that I know what crinkle means
>>581580171It's just the diaperfag shitting the thread and his pants again. Unfortunately he doesn't post diaperfag images that would get him instantly banned so you just have to ignore it.
>>581580171>>581580367"Crinkle means to form or cause small, thin lines, folds, or ripples on a smooth surface"? so making wrinkles?
Kris Krinkle
What's fave's favorite type of french fry?
>>581580482It's a sound
jesus is canon in deltarune
>>581580445Is diapfag your new bogeyman?
>>581580681are there other nationalities of fries?
>>581580681Tied between QC's classic fries and their mom's potato wedges
>>581580681Probably regular McDonald's fries. There are technically better ones, but it's about familiarity.
>>581580681waffle fries with cheese curds, goose and green onions with too much gravy
>>581580913No? I'm just calling the threadshitter posting about shit filled diapers a shitty person. You know, the obvious result of posting about a diaper fetish in public.
>>581581050>shit filled diapersWho said anything about that?
>>581580681Pocky.
The way Flowery's hair wilts in his post-Knight talksprites...
>>581581139Diapers are a scat fetish and that anon is posting shit in the thread, making them a shit filled diaper shitposter.
diaperfags are always plushiefuckers in disguise
>>581581139He filled in the blanks because he's projecting his own self hatred. Sad to see. Or maybe he's trying to be the moral arbiter of what posts make you a bad person, kind of like a thread cop.
>>581580912nope. its jegus and gog and they both [S] ASCEND'ed to doghood(can you tell im reading through homestuck right now?)
>samefagging this early in your bitmust be pretty bored, huh?
>>581581276>Diapers are a scat fetishNot necessarily; some only go as far as wetting
>>581580681I like the curly fries, the mcdonald thin ones, the big round ones with grid patterns... any type as long they're cooked right
I always knew those azzy.pdfs couldn't be trusted. Explains why they aren't posting images right now at least.
>deflecting this poorlyare you even trying?
>>581581501
>>581581697hot take, but deep frying fries and chicken in beef tallow really does produce a better tasting meal than canola oils
>>581581545>>581581789Would be cool if we knew who you were talking about so you don't look insane
Oh, he's a newfag, how embarrassing
>>581581870I still need to beat that fucker and get barrows gloves.
>>581581975>>581581935
>Thread rules>No Nursery Dark World>No diaps or diaps guy>No crinkles or sloshes>No Ralsei holding her bladder>No Ralsei peeing>No trans Ralsei
He can't stop himself giving me (You)s!
You would have to be insane to be insane btw
I miss kris boobs
>>581581870I use sunflower oil
i wish susie stayed a little meaner
>No trans Ralsei>calls Ralsei herUhh...
just to make it clear I'm not into that stuff
>>581580681Mcdonalds, after theyve cooled off
>>581582379We know, everyone knew.
Anyone here play WoW Forever beta
>>581582379What you're into should get you hunted by your community for sport or locked in jail.Diaperfag is just annoying, you're actually a criminal!
>>581582379Based
well, goregoream I moe enough for you
>>581582591ugly ass tumblr art
I remember the last time this thread had a diaperfag shitter thinking he was hot shit. He didn't last long.
>>581582501the crime being?
>>58158261612 seconds...
>>581582172They're always there if you see Kris's belly as boobs, which I do
>>581582684Not wearing a diaper and shitting in it, that's very illegal where he's from.
>>581582501You're saying we need a cop to catch this criminal? Maybe a threadcop?
>>581582689You know, stinky armpits are on the slippery slope to filled diapers too.
>>581582591lowkirkenuinely soul>>581582630>diaperfag>hot shitheh
It’s 8:30am and doomercoomergroomer is already having a hissy fit
>>581582630was that the fat fuck who posted himself
What if I'm the criminal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXp2H7GbYis
>>581582973https://files.catbox.moe/ymd9qr.jpgMaybe...
>>581582936Doomersei in a big crinkly filled diaper would be cute, why doesn't he accept that?
>>581582770…you guys seem like you’ve got this handled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfuEdSHTC8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_rS4Gng-iE
>>581583047Hot...
>>581582630That guy was into piss, not shit.
was skimming last thread. i feel the exposition dump in new home works because you already know the story, the main "antags", everyone's goals and how you intersect with them, and that's just adding some context
imagine
>>581583519If his diet was that bad then there probably wasn't much of a difference.
>>581583519You still talking about me?
shut up man
>>581583708In this thread we love and support our fatass slobby NEET posters.
>>581583790this flowery looks like a psychopathic rapist/murderer
My favorite two!
>>581583921So normal Flowery
>>581583843No actually we dislike the azzypedos around here, those guys needed to get a life or a court case about 15 years ago.
>>581583921You say that about every Flowery!
this is ralsei somehow
>>581583960the others try to hide it at least
Ralsei putting on a short-skirted dress and dancing in their room to "Barbie Girl" before Kris and Susie show up
>>581583959And 15 years later you'll still be having this same meltdown about "azzypedos" just like you were 5 years ago. Nothing ever changes with you.
>>581583623>the main "antags"You don't. At that point Asgore hasn't been introduced, only alluded to, and Asriel wasn't even brought up. New Home introduced a lot of new concepts to the story and was Asgore's first bit of real characterization A big Dess lore dump would likely do the same
>>581583985
>>581583962is it still a shota harem if he's the one getting plapped?
>plapI have come to deeply hate this "word"
>>581584148hey now give him some credit! sometimes he adds to the list of people he has to never shut up about!
>>581584148I can easily imagine they are in terrible health and won't survive to the end of the decade. Maybe their neetbucks run out. I'm personally hoping someone caves their skull in while incarcerated. I don't really think about them too hard, they are not worth it.
Friskoobies
>>581584250I can say "anally penetrated" from now on if you want
Unpopular opinion but I prefer Aqua's piss over Ralsei's piss
>>581584391Say navally penetrated instead
>>581584157>At that point Asgore hasn't been introducedtoriel tells you at the start of the game that asgore is going to kill you, and undyne explains why before you hit the midpoint. new home just sheds new light on things the player is aware of, aka adds context
>>581583790>>581583921Some Flowerys look like the Happy Mask Salesman
>>581584452>Ralsei looking equal parts shocked, disgusted, and jealous
>>581584479>toriel tells you at the start of the game that asgore is going to kill you,"Asgire hasn't been introduced" as in we literally haven't met asgore. Thus "Asgore hasn't been introduced, only alluded to"
>>581584486Fine, I'll post it
Good morning. >>581538756I've been listening to this since you posted it, and it's been stuck in my head. I feel like I owe you a (You) since I kinda forgot to do so when you originally shared it.
>>581584498must have been the mysterious wind
Why is it that for Frisk it's 50/50 for someone to assume it's either a guy or a girl, but for Kris it's always male?
Gaster is still really mad about Asgore pulling funding from his automatic masturbation machine and that's why he's torturing him in the hometown dark world
>>581584767Stronger HMOFA self insertion angle
>>581584581tbdesu this doesn't matter. everything you're told about asgore prior to the new home segment is enough to understand him and his goals/the goals of monsterkind
asriels hometown team is currently in the lead in todays hockeygame :D
>>581584767because he (they) looks like a knight and historically knights were male. and he acts masculine (mysterious, edgy and shit)
>>581583985that's the petal mantle
>>581583921so... flowery?
>>581584767Hair two pixels too short
>>581584767The way Kris acts is very "edgy teenage boy" coded. Kris doesn't display many feminine personality traits, the strongest "girly" part of them would be using a specific brand of shampoo and being conscious about how their hair smells
>>581567496Okay reposting for likely the last time for different time zone anons. Noita Catti is complete, and you can play the mod yourself if you want. Thanks again to utg for indulging my Catti obsession.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3803995166
>steamYikes. No thanks.
has anyone noticed how Kris and Papyrus are never in the same room as each other?
people forget ralsei acts passively and peacefully only because he wants to avoid the prophecy.
>>581585181Kris would hate his goofy ass
AU where everything is the same except instead of the cowboy show Asgore was really into the late 1970s Journey to the West adaptation TV serial Monkey
>>581585183About time our boy raised some hell
i want ralsei to be all edgy and cool and i want him to KILL darkners
>>581585385In this house, we say "pacify"
Plapify!
Ralsei doing a cute "rawr~" when he jumps into bed for romantic, non-sexual cuddling
>>581584767it's not always male. you never really know if someone thinks kris has a pussy or not until you see nsfw art or casual mentions of her period, i've gotten some nasty surprises that way (not the period mention the nsfw art)
>>581585326I really want him to burn down shit in the next chapters
kris had nice blue panties in my dream
>>581585537>filenameauhhh full? haha
>ralseifagsawful>asrielfagsawful>torielfagsawful>asgorefagsawful>togorefagsawfulexplain this phenomenon
Ralsei ending every phrase with Nyaaaaa... Rawr...
>>581585609Sorry, I didn't save the full
>>581585652I call it goat game, goat thread.
>>581585183people forget and misunderstand a lot of stuff about ralsei >>581585575this is partially why i'm hoping for a snowy icy dark world in chapter 6>>581585670important to note that he's only doing it because susie taught him how to and he wants to tease her
>>581585539>non-sexual Yeah, my Kris wouldn't go for that.
>>581585652Get him boys
Why didn't Susie just call her uncle Godzilla to come stomp the Knight and also blast the Knight with his atomic breath? Is she out of quarters for the payphone?
>>581585723More like Tasque game, Tasque thread
>>581585841more like hiding, this post
>>581585818go forth my legion
>>581585834Auntie Godzilla overdosed on heroin and the family has never been the same
pink game, pink general, mew~
>>581585834Because old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
I onky want kris boobs get that outta here
>>581581870Hardly a hot take, anyone with a modicum of cooking skills knows animal fat has the best flavor>>581582684Being GAY
Chapter 5 is the best FemKris era
>>581585652This is either Asgore/Toriel fag hoping someone will correct it and say 'nooo they're actually bazed!' for stimmies or it's a tourist because half of these shouldn't be plural.
Chapter 5 is the best FentKris era
>>581583921don't threaten me with a good time
are all asrielfags also ralseifags or are all ralseifags also asrielfags
femkrisxpink yuri
>>581586213also togorefags don't exist
I actually just like the character designs and cuteness, but if it triggers your autism ~
kris sharing his carti cds with ralsei...
>>581586383Unless you are Toby. Then they do exist and they're hiding under your bed and waiting until you sleep to beat you to death with a brick.
>>581586026>pink generalWrong, we are on an aqua board!!
>>581586319Ralsei is my favorite character. Asriel is a good character and has an adorable design, but I don't think about him too much.
>>581586319it's a big family
>>581586319i liked asriel (aged up) ((gohd/goht)) in ut but he didn't give me same brain stimmies as ralsei does in general ut didn't hit me as hard as dr has
>>581585652Furries
This image is technically accurate seeing as Horse Ralsei is naked in chapter 3. It was made some time after chapter 2
>>581586319I don't think about asriel too much, the average asrielfag seems to enjoy jerking off to the same porn made back in 2016 forever
>>581586319I would imagine it's a spectrum of Asrielfags who want piles of Asriel's dust to be Canon so Ralsei is just Asriel, Ralseifags who are resentful of Asrielfags trying to take away Ralsei's individuality, people who just want to fuck a goat boy, and people who earnestly like both characters
>>581586450Kris and Ralsei spending a whole night listening to Death Grips and eating candy, only for Susie to find the whole Castle trashed in the morning and Kris sitting opposite Ralsei restrained with his own scarf afraid to fall asleep
>>581586698it's hotter if his robes get shorter and he instroduces thighshighsgh
>>581586319Ralsei has less pedophile fans than Asriel.
>>581586767
>>581586798>and Kris sitting opposite Ralsei restrained with his own scarf afraid to fall asleepwhy is this so funny what happened
>>581583962>>581584184That's a loli harem though.
>>581586869And then his robes separate into a skirt and top and show off a lil bit of belly and also he's wearing high-heeled shoes and you know what fuck it here's a plate of Buffalo wings
trying to draw snouts this morning What do you think? Does it look any better?
If Toby Fox was REALLY a good writer, instead of Flowery it would have been Berdlery
>>581587043hell yeah and there's ranch too and fries as well as celery sticks
>>581587131but instead of being "perfect" he would be a complete failure
>>581587160Hell yeah
>>581573578It’s white
>>581587125This looks like kinda of when I started. If you’re doing geometry then put a tube in front of the head circle and reverse engineer the right dimensions from there, otherwise great progress!
good whiteboard
any theory on why "dying" at the lake takes you back to the normal route instead of a game over?
>>581586907Ralsei got hyperactive, did a backflip into a bookcase and started firing off forbidden spells
>>581587757Because game overs are for video games.
>>581587757Sans gives Kris bread and in Mother 1 the intended purpose of the bread item is to fast travel back by following the crumbs so probably related to that
Flowery (Imperfect)Flowery (Semi-Perfect)Flowery (Perfect)Flowery (Super Perfect)
>>581587043>>581586798
one time little fave decided to lie limp and face down in the bath when their mom came to check on them and she freaked out and grabbed them and flipped them over why the fuck did fave do that
>that one anon lecturing people about their health
>>581588058
>>581588058I'm a Ral toy make a little pal boy
>>581573578Nohttps://litter.catbox.moe/cic7w6umqn7lta9z.png
>>581588197Ralsei has to pee.
i want ralsei to be like 8 feet tall and dominate me
If there's any theory toby resents it's probably piles of Asriel's dust because he's gone out of his way several times over in just about every chapter to scream at the player HEY RALSEI ISN'T ASRIEL
i know ralsei is like 5'0" and submissive
Toby's next game should have no furry characters whatsoever.
>>581588372what a putrid, detestable creature
>Made chocolate cinnamon rolls today>Used Nutella as the main filling>The Nutella gave them a weird flavor profileUe. Does anyone here want some average cinnamon rolls?
>>581588387i thought he got mad about togore
>>581588528Me
>>581588472>scalie gameyes
>>581588284>kris and ralsei using the gnam gnam style as code word for having to take a piss
>listen to Deltarune fan son>hear lyrics>instantly click off
>>581588564Togore's not a theory it's just a fan character that people took a bit too far
>>581588528>gave them a weird flavor profile>weirdGamers know this reference
>>581588241need
>>581588472But... hot animals are how he makes money
>>581588650I hate flower man too
name every feminist in hometown
>>581588859Berdly
she killed trillions
>>581588609*Gives you a salad instead*>>581588690It's a reference to the failed political campaign of a democrat career criminal
>>581576826flowery's tapeworm
>>581588829OUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtgIGa1ER_Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lit9VW2SbnUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUzb2Fsz6k
there was this cool animation of the titan fight and there was some singing too does anyone know what i'm talking about
>>581589002>this but with Floweryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n_0pvwJ-A
>>581588829>Huh?>Haiii! Heehee~
>>581588829
ok, half-width katakana characters are working as intended.i may have the game's intro ready to upload soon.
>>581588829Ralsei is strangely disgusting in this scene. It's like if you were a filming a documentary about prostitutes rescued from human trafficking and as soon as the cameraman pointed the camera at the women to have the interview, they immediately started playing with their tits or undressing because that's what they've been conditioned to do.
Playing with Ralsei's ear-tits
>>581589312It's not tho, he's just being cute. You're just weird
>>581589312i can see it
also i love this face so much you have no idea
i want to cuddle with a pile of ralseis in bed and fall asleep with them
"People" who eat chicken with ranch disgust me
>>581589456He's playing up his cuteness despite everything he's worried about in chapter 4 because he feels like he has to BUT it's not like a prostitute rescued from human trafficking because that is an insane comparison
>>581589586what the fuck do you meanit's good
>>581589312Ralsei enjoys being cute, plus at that point he's still trying to endear himself to the player
any time i eat greasy food such as fried chicken or pizza or whatever i dip it in a concoction of bbq and ranch
I hate goats
Tenna telling his employees to keep searching for the Lightners on a neutral route where you attack everyone is kinda like a boss telling his famished child workers to keep working in a sweatshop in an active warzone
>>581589838
>>581589771he still does that in chapter 5
>>581589837Try bbq and mustard, it's dank.
>>581589837Asriel said this
>>581589586Understandable. I normally use gochujang or BBQ sauce>>581589838nyo...
>>581589970At first, but in that chapter he also realizes he doesn't have to
I don't put anything on my wings if they already have sauce on them
I don't put anything on my wings because it makes flying hard
Reminder
Kris wouldn't like Papyrus and wouldn't hate himKris would HATE SansKris would really like Undyne until Undyne starts talking about anime Kris wouldn't be able to stand AlphysKris would actually get along really well with Mettaton
>>581590179Noelle would not use anesthesia or whatever that's supposed to be, she would do it raw
It's kinda funny to watch Doomie fuck with the other goat posters like he did with Berdfag/Temshit/CoL/Tasquefag and it just doesn't work
>>581590414bro has nobody
>>581590132he still asks kris(you) to not close their eyes before the hot spring scene
>>581590423
>>581589924this but unironically
>>581590538iirc, it was because he wanted to give Susie some privacy
>>581590653Holy fuck...
>>581590414Asrielfriends are just built different. Purebred, resilient, made to last
>>581590338>Kris and MettatonNow that'd be a dream team-up
>>581590653I look like this.
>>581590702Built to FEAST on fried chicken
new game plus will be added with chapter 7, it includes additional lore elements that will be added to the previous chapters only during a new game plus run!!
i love goats but i also eat them. sorry ralsei but your kind is too delicious
>>581590790This is why I don't put ram ranch dressing on my chickem. But I did do a deep fry sesh a couple months ago and made a lot of yummy food>>581590831nyoooo!
>>581590831I've never tried goat. I've had lamb, on gyros, is that close?
I mostly ignored CoL after his first handful of appearances, while it was easy to get him to sperg out I thought he was pretty harmless until everyone found out what he does on social media but by that point he was gone. The other goat posters are strong, beautiful, and brave and can handle some bantz.
>>581591042Cutie
>>581591042>Ralsei sees that horse>"H-hey, that's my---">he checks his inventory space>"... Oh. No, I still have it. Uh, never mind."
So is chapter 6 gonna be during school again?
here it is.TS!Underswap's intro translated into japanese.https://files.catbox.moe/7i35v3.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/7i35v3.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/7i35v3.mp4enjoy! :)
>>581591302it's gonna be here soon!
>>581590790now I want fried chicken.
>>581591302Kris goes to school but Susie and Noelle are both absent for reasons
>>581591339really cool anon!
>>581591062who is col
>>581591457*snap*this is going in my sexy compilation
How will Kris do Fucking Traitor stuff if they get grounded
>>581591486They're both late, with their clothes disheveled while they're out of breath. Alphys takes one look at them both and knows what's up
>>581584452Fair. But I raise you Pink’s piss.
>>581591586arigato...
>>581589312ough prostitute ralsei guilty john kris (he’s only seeing ralsei because he resembles asriel) pimp gaster…
fave just heard new ace combat music and wants to live again
>>581591727Kris will make a dummy and put it on their bed face down, Toriel will not see any difference
>>581591457oh god he's so hottt
>>581591754
>>581591676He wanted Kris to be Link but Blue and stalked and harassed some vtuber. Kind of boring to actually talk to, all things considered. Despite being a genuine schizo he only really got triggered by the same two or three topics and didn't engage with the thread that much.
>>581589837ewwwww lose wait fatty
Why do you cling to Fave's when you know I'll eventually kill them?
>>581591693
>>581591957I CANT LOSE TIME MOTHERFUCKER
i wish i knew music theory and could compose stuff, id have so much funi need to remember to not click on any more deltarune music theory videos so i dont get more depressed
We can all lose wait on a diet of crayons
Had another Deltarune dream. It was board 3 readded into the game except it wasn't board 3 at all and Noelle replaced Ralsei for some reason. There were three challenges: a racing game, some super mario party thing and I don't even know what the last one was exactly, just that it looked retro and had graphics like this picture. I played as Kris, but their avatar didn't look like them like the other two, it was usually a different character. First a non-existent character who had a jrpg-like name and could turn into three different vehicles alongside his human form, then Yoshi, finally in the third game they stayed themself and instead of competing with the other characters, I was the party leader again. Challenges had a time limit, but I went through an optional apartment door in the last game because I somehow knew it would be interesting. I went through a few weird quizzes where you had to select square(s) on the screen as your answer. I only remember the last one, not the exact wording but the text was placed diagonally like it was glitching, I knew it was trying to exclude one of my party members (their faces were on the screen as possible answers) and I had to select two squares, so I tried going around it by selecting default faces that were already part of the quiz template.
>>581592125
>>581592125If Ralsei is the green crayon in the light world, does that mean... noooo!
Pink's humongous boobaloombas
Post images of great power.
>>581592338
Kris breastsKris vaginaKris pregnant belly
>>581592479kek
>>581592391the shayy fallout was so funny
>>581592437
>>581592654
even if im untalentented and worthless im glad kris still loves me for some reason
>>581592702the toilet is honestly a reason why i think dess was a human before becoming ralsei
>>581592247
>>581584926Asriel's hometown team kicked ass today
>>581592338.
>>581592846do you have the kris room one I forgot to download it
>>581592479I don't get it
>>581591486Susie's already at schoolShe's sleeping in the fucking closet
Sports.
what's the evidence for human dess anyway
>>581593192it'd give me pingus a boner
>>581593192the entire first game falls to shreds if it's true so i dont see it happening
In retrospect people calling Chapter 3 filler was genuinely fucking insane like how stupid can this community get
>>581593192Asriel's love of hoomans
Downloading LMMS and the Undertale/Deltarune soundfonts right now. Get ready to hear the worst music of your rapidly-shrinking life.
>>581592917The PLA does a great job on uniforms.Shame the fleet is mostly useless
>>581593192aura
>>581593137its just bait anon, no one here really likes suselle enough to make earnest fetishposts about it
>>581593192Nothing really I just want mass suicide and I think Human Dess would bring that about as well as Biological Girl Ralsei.
>>581593192It might be cool
>>581593491The word “scromit” gets thrown around a lot these days…
>>581593491>I think Human Dess would bring that about why on earth would it
>>581593192The conspicuous pile of shoes NOT specially fitted for antlers in her closet which definitely do not mean nothing
>>581592926many commentators are saying this!!!
>>581593643Hooves. I meant hooves. Do NOT correct me.
ch6 trailerhttps://youtu.be/GD1zLu8yezc
>>581593612ASRIEL? WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT? GO PUT SOME PANTS ON!
>>581593887Asgore would never say that. Toriel is more likely to bring it up and then act like she doesn't have a problem with it
>>581593948why does toriel always get memed to be homophobic again
>>581594026She's very religious
>>581593881
Will Toby ever actually found a game studio, do you think?
>>581594026Toriel is Christian and people think that's evil bad bigotry
>>581591693Why is Asriel lustig after Ralsei?
fave is known to punch and kick their fans and even ripped the dreads clean off of the scalp of one of them
gingerbread house is the only toby song I dont care forwondering if there are any other non-obvious joke songs(like bratfession) people dont like
>>581594127mad mew mew in undertale sounds like reheated leftovers
>>581594091Not religious enough to not get boned outside of marriage
I don't like groomer dess theory actually
>>581594119something something love yourself
>>581594127I don't like the songs surrounding those three speaker characters in Ch2I also just don't like those characters at all
>>581594364universally hated
>>581594227That's OK but you should be mature about your dislike of it and not act as if the character is being personally attacked because it doesn't conform to what your view of them would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Hns9wJA_o
Why does Flowery attract people with rape fetishes?
heyits me its faveity
>>581594127I don't like 3rd Sanctuary. Listening to it genuinely even annoys me a bit
>>581594617That’s just /utg/. It’s not limited to any particular character.
>>581594617He's a pushy character who insists on getting his way
deltarune took so long to make that carrot top tried to kill himself
>>581594127I hate 4rd Sanctuary and Garden of Hopes and Dreams
>>581594127I don't like Girl Next Door
Everyone knows the Fave Goblin is Faveman Osfave.
>>581595016But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he bombs Spider-Faves?
>>581594127Whatever the fuck it’s called… the spastic theme that plays when you’re in the castle in chapter 5, the one that baits you by starting out with a winding up regal melody and then explodes into fucking banjo or something DUM DUM DUMMM DUM DUM nonstop the entire time you’re in the castle which lasts a while it’s exhausting
>>581594972Imagine him getting a boner in that
>>581594972
>>581592603am i depraved or is this kinda sexual
>>581595297Bellies count as wobblemeat.
Does Berdly count as a warlock, or is he just a nerdomancer
>>581595183this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOwv7cKU7Qw
You guys have awful taste in just about everything.
>>581595297>haha look at me kris im bouncing haha isnt this fun im so boingy and bouncy haha bouncy bouncy bounce whats wrong whats that look for-
>>581592843stop posting galsei coal
I'm a fat aquachud
>>581595480thats not true i have good taste in video games
>>581595459urgh yes
>>581595480How so?
>>581592603Goddamn hiccups
i know i already spoke about this here shortly after chapter 5's release, but man i loved the chapter 5 weird route.the main reason being i almost drowned to death when i was young. it's a harrowing experience nobody should go through.when Kris and Noelle started sinking, and the screen began to fade to white, i could vividly remember the feeling of my lungs being filled with water, and that brief calm moment in which i accepted i was going to die.i know a lot of people didn't like chapter 5 much, but i hope we can all agree the weird route was handled amazingly.
Post your most mischievous krisps
>>581595638>the best part of ch5 is the route that ends ch5 in like 10 minutesHaha
>>581595690Everyone agrees that this game is way too long.
>>581588121There’s a lot of computer nerd type people that need to clean their hair. Asriel is right
>>581595690you responded so fast that i'm sure you didn't read the whole post
>>581595780haha im not gonna shower im just not gonna do it *eats another poptart*
>>581595664
Ralsei is Shinobu and Flowery is Oshino Meme
>>581595664>>581595951
and flowey is travis touchdown
>hey chara why your is thingy pointing up?
Kris is Ataru.Susie is Shinobu.Ralsei is Lum.Noelle is Mendou.Berdly is Megane.
>>581595968>it's realI FUCKING KNEEL TOBY
>>581596041
>>581595638interesting anecdote anoni almost drowned one time when i was a stupid kid. i just remember the panic
Azzy just consumed 200% of his daily sugar intake
>>581595968who is appreciative of the wilderness enough to go to a place like joshua tree national park but not enough to NOT vandalize the nature there?
>>581595968people who vandalize nature should be publicly beheaded
>>581596359Dess and Kris duh
>>581596359Teenagers that want to record a video standing around in nature. They'd have to be pretty stupid or self-centered to not understand or care.
>>581596472flowery...
noelle's sagging nutter butter udders
Ralsei's sagging super-soaked diaper
Noelle's perky and soft medical micro penis.
>>581596903fuck he's back
Kris's huge and taut belly
>>581596910
>>581596103Because there's a naked sexy gote next to him
What would happen to a dark world if outside the build it is located there's a nuclear detonation?
>>581596959I never left tho
>>581596472it's a fucking rock with some paint on it
>>581595297it's because his robe is lifting just high enough that you can see he's not wearing anything underneath but not enough that you can see any goods
>>581597018No such thing
gay goat
>>581597178>he has no respect for the beautiful world around himsad!
>>581597389>waffles pancakes
>>581597178I suppose I'll just wait for your mother to die and then go paint the headstone. It is just a rock after all.
>>581597389Look I can’t sign off on this but you need to admit the environmental impact is low
>>581597224do not look at the whiteboard
>>581597583https://youtu.be/rnC5H-QdBFs?si=BUE0ogW5sxf8E8LI
>>581597132I see
>>581597583>headstoneit's not the 1800's she's gonna be cremated
>>581597595imagine if every retard who passed through that park did the same thing
>>581597595The point is that you can't look at that area without seeing the spraypaint. It seriously diminishes the natural beauty of the area.
>>581597773just close the park duh
>>581597595it's less a matter of "this is destructive to the environment" and more "the (apparent) untouched natural beauty of the scene is ruined by your dumb tag"it's about being courteous to the people who will be visiting after you
>>581596910wobbling her micropenis as I record with my phone
>>581597773that rock would have a lot of paint on it.
>>581597595It’s not about how many animals it would kill or whatever it’s about simple respect and maintenance for our planet and the other people who want to be in nature without seeing some dipshit’s graffiti. Unfortunately it’s very hard to make someone with no respect for nature understand why they should have any.
>>581597583Headstones are just rocks that got raped by chisel but you don't care about those. I am a headstone rights activist.
imagine if every ralsei in the park pissed
>>581597773America is not Europe
>>581597884Noelle is too insecure about her medical micro penis to be comfortable with you doing that.
>>581597853>>581597773some children spray painted a boulder.This can be remediated with $20-$40
>>581597939At least half of them are diapered, so it won't be that bad (until changing time...)
imagine if every TV in the world ate
>>581598017Me when I’m obtuse on purpose
>>581597919>simple respect and maintenance for our planeti think some paint on a rock is the least of it. do you have a problem with cities existing?
>>581597940what does this mean
imagine if every anon in the thread came in my mouth
>>581598017I will do myself a favor and stop replying to this bait. I recommend the rest of you do the same.
>>581598061Channel Ate
Me when I'm obese on purpose
>>581598017as long as it's the child paying
sitting on a park bencheyeing little rocks with can of spray
>>581597990Okay. Apologizing to Noelle and deleting the video, but I'm still wobbling it with just the two of us around.
>>581597927okay it's literal children pouting about being told to clean up after themselves, i think we can end it here
>>581598170he's saying you don't have to imagine that in america, you can see it with your eyes
Sitting on a park benchEyeing a little...
>>581598357
Most performative ass takes here. If you care about nature getting raped so much there's way bigger fish out there than a boulder in the middle of nowhere with a little spray paint on it but something tells me you don't really care that much and this is just a reason to get performatively upset over nothing so you can feel better than other people.
>>581598148>>581598086
>>581598290Noelle is very insecure about her penis. You would have to reassure her often to make her comfortable with even touching it, let alone touching it so causally. It would take a long time to develop that sort of relationship.
>>581597178kek right>>581597583retard
>>581598294>can't take a jokeYou must be fun at parties.
>>581598503>retardyour mom
>>581598639lmao
asgore pecjob
>>581598639kek
>>581598441i stick it in my mouth and *SCHHHHHHHLURP* and lick it all over
Spray painting fave with my cum
>4chuds unable to comprehend the most basic standards of care and respect for other people and the world around themexpected
>>581598436Nerve? Struck
>>581598418GOAT>>581598513Aww
Oh Ralsei, face it! I'm cute and you're not!
>>581598061It'd probably look like this
>>581598785
In Deltarune, the Tree Egg and the pipis represent two opposite esoteric concepts: pure unmanifest potential versus a corrupted, self-replicating complex.The Tree Egg (Prima Materia)Kris receives the Egg in a liminal void between rooms. While Dark World items revert to ordinary objects in the Light World, the Egg remains unchanged across dimensions. It represents the alchemical Cosmic Egg: a sealed vessel of unformed matter (prima materia) before differentiation. As the game notes, it remains entirely neutral: "Not too important, not too unimportant."The Pipis (The Corrupted Homunculus)Spamton explicitly calls the pipis an egg, but it acts as a profane counterfeit—the Paracelsian homunculus. When cracked, it releases screaming duplicates of Spamton’s head rather than new life. It functions as an autonomous, parasitic thoughtform: a fractured ego endlessly cloning its own trauma.Broader Esoteric Systems * Dark Fountains as Egregores: A Lightner focuses Will (Determination) to pierce the earth. The emerging darkness animates ordinary items into sapient Darkners, identical to the occult creation of servitors from physical anchors. * The Roaring as Runaway Solutio: Alchemical dissolution requires a sealed vessel. Opening too many fountains breaks this boundary, allowing the unconscious to flood reality and petrify form into stone. * Possession and Exorcism: The player's SOUL operates as an external invading will. Kris violently tears the SOUL from their chest at night to trap it in a cage, performing a physical exorcism to temporarily reclaim bodily autonomy.The secret bosses attempt a failed Magnum Opus. Seeking transcendence through external insight, they bypass true integration and collapse into puppets, accessories, and madness.
some pleb at knowyourmeme is typing out: 'the context for this is the fandom meme/theory that dess groomed kris' as we speak
>>581598639this headstone looks like Lisa Simpson
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>>581598436someone's a little defensive upsetti spaghetti
>>581598691this but ralsei and he's chubby without pecsso not that at all actuallyalso he's peeing
>>581598943
Wobblemeat son or pornmeat daughter?
>>581598964uh huh. Why don’t you tell the class how much sorcery you’ve accomplished with your gay ass Rosicrucian nonsense?
>>581598908based>>581599125gay
>>581598436This.>Unusually warm El Niño set to hit later this year, on top of every ocean temp record showing that this year has far higher temps than any other time since records began>Wildfires galore every summer is a usual thing now, get used to business as usual during yellow hellscape skies for two weeks every year>Tropical-style flooding seasons in North America>Crop growing seasons being off-rhythm for many common crops, farmers having to scramble to get a good harvest before the usual maturity times>Oh yeah, the fucking global south countries having death wet bulb temps for more than a week already>The UN admitting we’re fucked and locked in to 2-2.5 deg C average temps no matter what, if you think that’s not too bad remember it’s the *average* temp of a complex system like Earth, imagine if your body temp was 2.5 deg C higherBut nooo, painted rocks are what we must care about, along with our paper straws and performative recycling bins. What are you, HOA Karen #133345?
rory knight is kind of jack noir coded
>>581599169hot
>>581599125Not gonna lie, I was kinda hoping that this exact scenario would be in Ch5
>>581598964>a corrupted, self-replicating complexThis is exactly what NEO is
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>>581599260well you see i can't do anything about those, except voting which i am already doing, unless perhaps you want me to kill a politician. but i can walk past a rock and admire it and not write a grooming joke on it. does this help you understand
>>581599321you're getting the lame ass flower instead
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>>581599260>he's unable to care about multiple things at onceso do you not, say, wipe your ass because there are all these more important things to care about?
>>581599532No, because it’s like adding a drop of clean water to a septic tank and saying “I did my part”, it does nothing. Even if everyone did it, that’s not how you clean a septic tank either, even if it makes you feel good. Does this help you understand?
>>581599606
new bread pls
>>581567496Sorry Raly
>>581599801what should i do then? are you doing it? or are you pouring facts down people's throats to shut them up?
>>581599635Why is yellow wearing flowery's getup
>>581599801>that’s not how you clean a septic tank either,because that's the retarded metaphor YOU chose?? if you're talking about not vandalizing nature then the metaphor is more like not shitting in the street
>>581599635Fecal matter has to be cleaned, diaperanon. Nobody got sick from paint on a rock.
>>581599926If the facts bother you so much, then go find ways to do something about it. I’m not gonna tell you what you must do as I have no clue what shit country you live in.>>581599635Holy irrelevant take.
>>581600147I don't like shit or diapers. You're flailing around aimlessly here.
>>581599868nyoh
>>581600147take it up with >>581599801 who decided to use a poop analogy
>>581600147people do be getting mad at paint on a rock though,
>>581600017>shit analogyphe-eeew
>>581600308>>581600308>>581600308hop on
>>581600257Nothing I love more than a character in a mustard colored turtleneck and blazer
>>581600261The post I replied to literally came before that one.
>>581600276yes, that's the planet you're inheriting
>>581600236Coulda fooled me, stinkypoo.
>>581595370did the artist need to give him a realistic penis/balls bulge?
>>581599221Rosicrucian?
