Previous: >>581565935>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Nakayama Festa (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Mr. C.B., SSR Super Creek, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: Hark Back Run Forward>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*), Phalaenopsis (3*), SSR MatikanetannhauserNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstVisit Tomakomaihttps://www.tomakomai-kanko.jp/Stories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
ryan LOVE
>>581590776cuuuuuuuute
hey
>>581590776>autist>villain
it's overyou can't do anything anymore to save her careertime to go
You know, if you go to Tomakomai, you can eat delicious local delicacies and take in some of Hokkaido's natural landmarks, like Mount Tarumae!
Tachyon LOVE
Falco working her ass off in the idol industry, saving herself for her beloved trainer, therefore getting blacklisted from the big stuff, living in poverty, accepting contracts out of pity or nostalgia for her racing career, or invited by other tracen alumni to help her get a grip for old reunions so she can get by, and right after she's out of that corporate hell she finds out her trainer died of a seizure in one of her concerts
>>581590892I HATE CURREN
All of shakur's issues would have been fixed if her mom just beat her up instead of enabling her chud behaviordoto did nothing wrong
>>581590910whos the biggest autist in the bread?whos the biggest villain in the bread?
>>581590950Falco can still win the Arima Kinen
>>581591036Her issues would've been fixed if she had a father
wahey
where are the forever young carats
>>581590976People make sacrifices for loveThis is normal
>>581591187just another way in which shakur is literally me
I forgot that the CM is in 6 hours.I still don't feel like making my ace though.
>>581590953Mount Tarumae?
>>581591319Ok I'm erect now
heh see you later losers
>>581591303just clank it
>>581591303meh there are still 30 hours left to squeeze out a zog>>581591370luckyI haven't been able to get an erection in three days
>>581591436I haven't been able to get an erection in 3 years...
>>581591436>>581591468ED Tore...
The cuck chair is where Falco sits!
Finally got the OG herself.
>>581591187>black rapper uma is fatherless
>>581591303You will still eventually do it due to being a FOMO cuck because anons will post their CM experience in the thread, don't worry
>>581591036They did the right thing by pairing up Shakur with a REAL villain to put some sense into her.
>>581591547unbricked
I should probably just put the Creek in the bag.
>>581591525Nah, Falco sits on her torenas dick
dreamt I got bannedafter clicking start it popped up with a message saying>This account has received a ban.that was all..
>>581591525
>>581591637Fuck off
>>581591691about time you stop cheating
>>581591690a dildo and her imagination doesn't count
>>581591643Ermm your festive miracle inherit??
I love my genius wife!
>>581590776why does no one call this op maker out for avatarfagging constantly with rice
>>581591725wtf
>>581591821>fat prostitute
>>581591783More like she loses count of all the times we do itZero is where the Center stands? There are a LOT of zeroes
>>581591838who the fuck cares dude everyone loves riceat least complain about it being slop
>>581591690She kneels on the floor while she's cleaning off trainer's cock after he's done with light hello, actually.
>>581591995She fucked a fat american
>>581592115but that's not teio
Nyo... It's nyot fair...
>>581592115why is that the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a cute image of Falco?
>>581592105Falcotore is a pure trainer befitting a pure umadolThe only things she cleans off his cock are a combination of his and hers
>>581592260hi tits- i mean king tits- no i mean tits halo!
>>581591995Always UmaxTrainer shippers forcing these idols and athletes into sexist housewife roles...
>>581592098it's not slop retard
>>581592228>ignoring Fat Falco and kid
>>581592337Anita...
Who has it worse with their trainer?Ruby or Falco?
>>581592318Sure thing, Falco. If believing that makes you happy, go for it.
>>581592373It's goyslop
>>581592523We're all goyim here I hope
>fail 3%>practice poor>fail 2% next turn>already practice poorepic
>>581591995Is her kid supposed to be some specific uma
I'm getting 90% survival rate with 850 stam + 1 gold next CM wtf. Who said it'll be exactly like this CM
>>581592505at least falco doesn't have to worry about her trainer killing himself
>>581592505>western artist
This is a gatcha game negro we are all goycattle before the farm
visiting france with my trainee
>>581592687It's quite obviously AI
>>581592337every women not married after 25 is worthless
>>581592521Curren is jealous that even with 999 fans, she still can’t get her one.
>>581592565Sure. Sure we are.
>>581592695>clanker Opinion discarded
you guys are obsessed
does anyone unironically like laurel or even think about her as anything other than a background character?
>>581592989obsessed with uma armpits
>>581593074>AFD toreBrudi...
>>581593074Shit taste
>>581592831Do not talk about my wife in such a derogatory manner or you will feel the consequences
>>581593074Oy gevalt the goyim are getting uppity again
Second time this week I had a 2% failure
>>581593193What a silly post
>>581593074Exceptional taste. You've got one of the greatest characters ever created, AND Mayano Top Gun, who I also like.
>need to borrow a specific parent>Go through my follows list>About to remove some guy>Remember he's the guy I've been following since day 1 for his MLB super creek even though I finished mine months ago>Pause>Move on to remove someone elseWhy am I like this...
>>581593193what does it taste like?
>>581593367We are only human after all.
Does your uma have the right to bear arms?
>>581593367
>>581593193Good morning, Silly!
>>581592989relax, liberal. it's just a bit of dark humor. we ALL love falco here.
>>581593257Falcuck-san...
>weaker than Laurel and NY Dia>weaker than C.Bright when she's released>can't do anything when there's more than 3 fronts in the lobby>literally dogshit worse than NTR for LoHImagine pulling for scam Brian lol
>>581593074Why are they laying on the ground on the pavement somewhere
>>581593459Yeah
there's no way I'm going to be able to make a 2* stam 2* Long parent before next CM startsfuck me this rng is beyond shitty
>>581593720uhhh your parent clanking?
>>581593764>midget
>>581593367>need to borrow a specific parent>Go through my follows list>About to remove some guy>Remember he's the guy I've been following since day 1 for his MLB super creek even though I finished mine months ago>remove him anyway because his parent sucks ass and i don't need that card anymoreIt's a dog ass dog fuck dog world or sum shit like that
>>581592226What's the problem here? That's good though.
>>581593854>she sees your dick
>>581593193(˶◕ω◕˶)
>>581593825clanking 7-9 careers/day, rerolling sparks every time I get a good skillset. But even so.
>>581593524The path of an umadol is a solitary one…
>>581593854there ain't nothing worth being this happy over. what the fuck is her deal?
>>581593969I've been doing Dober runs for the last week. Trying to hit those same sparks but needing the inspo to even qualify for them. I'm glad I don't have to manually do them.
>>581594086>aislop >fat pornNeck yourself, pajeet
>>581594068you wouldn't get it
Don't forget summer training!
>>581593969there's still plenty of time before cm20, you'll get it eventually
anyway, visit Tomakomai
>>581594414I do this
>>581594086>aislop>fat pornKeep living, bro
>>581594414
>>581594498I've had really shitty 3* luck lately>got 4 3* umas doing ace runs last CM, turbo dogshit affinity, useless parents>haven't gotten a 9* stam or 9* power since Aoharu
Now that's a first concert that'll put hair on your chest
Reminder.
>>581594718
>>581594518Can I visit this place with my granny?
Bwos they're just so cool
my graded league team is two UG umas and one SS+ one I don't care anymore
>>581594863how many akagi references can they fit in one character
KIMI NO AIBA GA
>tfw no cute open league bottom bf
>>581594840Sure, but you have to stay a few days and visit all the couple sites
>>581594987It's ok gwochacho
>>581595052I'll change your league and make YOU my cute bottom bf.
Breeding Dober
>>581595165
>>581595225Ogurin...
>>581595052Excelumadanchou...
7 and I'll masturbate to FukuAny other number and I'll sleep without fapping
>>581591945Could be fatter.
what about a jongmy tp is at 0
>>581595363host it
>Horse is called Take>Trainer is called Take>Jockey is called Take
>>581595421TEIKU OFFU!
wife
>>581595410fineMajsoul Friends Room 50188(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50188
>>581595482talk about keeping the horse busy
>>581595547how can you not love her
>>581594840>>581595543
I think we will not fill the jong.......................
>>581595520Lala my beloved...
>>581595759I'd join but I don't know how to play jong
>>581595830now do an edit for agnesand yes i know you idnt make shit and just took it off reddit or whatever i saw this last night already
>another angst meme has hit the thread
>>581595759let's wait 5 mins
cm19 roms?
>they're erping in the club chat again
>>581595706only 74 more days!
>>581595901Wouldn't it be more accurate to make a Rice Shower one?
>>581595901but digitan led a long and successful life
>get bored waiting at the hospital>look at my lobbies here since october>almost every name before MANT I haven't seen sincemfw
>rank 387Why?
>>581595830>>581595940I like these though..........
Oguri Caps
>>581596083Mambro...
>>5815957593/4 LET'S GO ONE MORE JONGER
>>581596101They are lame and retarded. You might as well post the PETA one too, that one was so bad, it at least became funny again
>>581593003she makes my dick heart happy
Yae
>>581596006Without you? Rude>>581595940These are umas man it's not that hard to make angst for, horse lives are stupid, fast, and they have the hardiness of a toothpick
tired as hell bwos
>>581596213mambwo...
>>581596230noooo you don't get it, the peta one is stupid and only made for virtue signaling and shock valuebut this is like something that COULD have been a feature in the game, like a scrapped feature which makes it interesting but I also like creepypasta stuff so>>581596356same bwo I was rotting all day in bed I couldn't physically get up or even be on my phone, but I was able to now finally
>use 3rd Ace instead of Dom in test lobbies>doing much worseI don't want to be soulless...
>>581596412>but this is like something that COULD have been a feature in the game, like a scrapped feature which makes it interesting but I also like creepypasta stuff soSo what you're saying is, that it is lame and gay
HEY HEYYOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
>>581596460pervert
>>581593003I like her succubus teasing
>>581596438seia is STUPID JEALOUS AND GAYchevachi was right to spill the beans
>>581596502it's fine bwo even I had to resort to it. but at least use your oshi as the ace
IT'S OVER JONGING IS DEAD FINE I WILL USE A TP POT AND DO ANOTHER BRICKED TAMA RUN
why haven't they released a card with dominator yet
>>581596502just get a 3rd ace with dom
>>581596226>>581595759I just got home im joining
>>581596541
>>581596724are you retarded
>>581596743>room already closedgwo....
>>581596552hot
Good morning friends!! They’re delaying the fiber optics until the 21st! Very good start for a new customer!!
>>581596724Isn't it obvious dumb nigga
>>581596676sir, this is the club drama general
Do I get Chipotle or Wing Stop for lunch today?
>>581596813if I hadnt read the last thread for a few minutes before checking this one I wouldve made it in time
>>581596803>>581596839just because you don't know either doesn't mean you have to call me names
>>581596743>>581596813we can try later then...... I'll go on a walk after this run
>>581596930backreading the drama?
>>581596976
>>5815969287 and you stop being a fatfuck and get a salad instead
>>581597010Busy looking through the images for funny pictures to steal
can we play some100607131006071310060713cm19, deboofers encouraged
>>581596541Yeppers
>>581596976Dumb us nigger if dom becomes an ace card that means lates/ends are now the fucking meta. Triple ace with triple dom js just ridiculous. Now imagine other nigger also bought triple late ace dominator, now your pace and fronts can't even move. There. Spelled it out for you dumb nigger
>Some call these users "whales", which I find demeaning. I prefer... "stupid".-scott in his mobile gaming videogod i love this guy
>>581597237
This game would be more enjoyable if both inspirations happened at the very start. No one wants to go to senior year only for the run to die because medium S decided to not show up despite having double circle and multiple 3* med, and nothing but medium sparks, and activating 13 lines each inspiration.
>>581597237>fronts can't even movefailing to see the problem
I'll die alone...
>>581597202YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BRING 3 OF THEM WHAT ABOUT YOUR ACE
It is time to go, Trainer-san.
>>581596830imagine the umapyoi behind the rocks
>>581597318>No one wants to go to senior year only for the run to diepeople that value their time usually kill their run in the first inspiration if shit goes wrongalthough it's not as bad finishing a bad run now because GL is faster than MANT, but still
>>581597403you asked for deboofers didn't you
>>581597464If this is a 7 I will kill myselfBut only if Lovcen also loses the Kikuka sho
>>581596063I think a lot of people here still do lobbies it's just that the ones posted in the thread are HEAVILY camped now by the same people so you don't get a lot of variance
Japan horse racing for the dummies2000-2001: TM Opera O era2002-2003: Symboli Kris S era2004: Zenno Rob Roy era2005-2006: Literally no horses2007-2008: Vodka era2009-2010: Buena Vista era2011-2015: Orfevre vs Gold Ship vs Gentildonna trio era2016-2017: Kitasan Black era2018-2020: Almond Eye era2021: Efforia era2022-2023: Equinox era2024-now: Forever Young era
ferraribros how do we cope that this org is playing third place this season again...(for god knows how long now)
>>581597572Ask Edinburgh wins the Kikuka ShoThis was foretold aeons ago
>>581597627yeah I stopped doing /uma/ lobbies when every single room was the same two you know whos even after asking them to stop
>>581597202https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=btPKm48QrETIMRT7nZN4EWjZ>>581597550I did actually I guess yeahthis was very helpful data though I can't believe she survived that onslaught. this is definitely the kita to go with875283518752835187528351moar?
>>581597728Sorry anon but it's going to be Lovcen
>>581597550I wish they added more chibi animations
>>581597705God I wish the golshi/gentil/orf rivalry was better represented in the game. I want to see gentil trying to act tough and getting clowned by golshi so bad.
>>581597753>even after asking them to stopno one has ever asked someone to not jointhey are more than welcome tobut it has never happenedquit making up shit you rat
>>581597775>doxxingwell fuck you too
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/iToPyEhttps://jiggie.fun/iToPyE
>>581597957I asked you to stop once you dumb whore
>>581597957is the punchline that my name is supposed to be "no one" or what the fuck are you on about
Please gaze on me!
HAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESU
>>581597775sorry I'm stupid
>>581597753Same. I created 3 lobbies for the sprint CM throughout the day and they were all filled by the same people with the same umas. Now I just spam practice rooms instead
>>581598169only if you blow my gale haha
WTF HOW DID SHE KNOW MY NAME?
>>581598308you think banning/restricting their ace umas would solve the problem? Sorry for anybody else using the same ace though
>>581597705lollmao
>>581597957I have multiple times. I try to join often and the rooms are always full before I'm even able to copy the code, swap from my browser back into Uma, and navigate to the room selection menu. Honestly I don't even care about the other stupid shit they do but camping the rooms so aggressively is annoying and I wish they would stop.In B4>Phoneposter lolYeah it's a phone game...
>>581598241haihai, Seiun Sky
>>581597775https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=7yPHKtOIWNYDP-ze1VktZAPryeppers is good at stealing 2nd place206960782069607820696078
>>581598262>1/9 survival rate
>>581598380Soup-erpowers
>>581598380Jus' read'n yer mind, dontcha know!!
>>581598443Umama is making the rooms..... how is he camping his own rooms
>>581598443it is up to the host to decide that, not randoms
>>581598443bro your small window mode? That's how I host rooms quicker and the same time not crash the app so it resets, which slows me down even further.
>>581596830So, are they stealth mesugaki?
>thinking about making an end closer Digi now that I got CB>can't use SR Sweepy because I'm borrowing SSR SweepyCan I go 3 wit or should I spark sharp steps and borrow Maru?
>>581597237I still don't get itThere already more than 3 umas that can run dominator, so you can still bring 3 dominators in CMs and without wasting card slots in their decks.
so is the stam requirement for arima really 900 and a gold?
>>581598586the most egregious one was when umama keeps joining every fucking sprint room here...if that anon wasn't capping it was so much to the point he just uses practices rooms. It was that excessive, cause hakuraku allows you to skip shit and immediately join so phone posters are always beat 6/9 from the start
>>581598470finally managed to make an ardan that wouldn't die to her own unique...i can now rest easily
>>581590776Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>581598716I would add another cheecky 50 of stamina just in case
>>581598706>so you can still bring 3 dominators in CMsif that strategy was effective you'd already be seeing it everywhere, especially in a xoguri CM
>>581598752>cause hakuraku allows you to skip shit and immediately joinlol that's not how it workskeep virtue signaling though
>>581598587third post in this chain (me) was a host who asked them to stop multiple times before giving up gwomo
>>581598752make your own room then....... gwo it's not that deepand no I'm not him before you accuse me of that
>>581597237If that were true every single late/end would be buying Tether
>>581598752gwoie......... sprint was...... half a year ago.......
>>581598405Only if they are running an esoteric aceUse an alt account to host 5 /uma/ lobbies and don't start the race once the usual suspects join. They won't be able to join any other lobbies.
>>581598706>There already more than 3 umas that can run dominator,These said umas are fucking year 1-2 umas and hasn't been released since. Dominator is that disgusting. Now imagine if orfevre gets dominator too
>>581599059they will fix this in Umamusume 2
Don't eat 4 bananas in a day, says BiwaYou will regret the outcome
>>581599029gwochacho... you're a damn room terrorist admit it...you and I know...
>>581598470https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=KOqXNcgyTVFMt8gktP8zsMw2thanks for joiningif I whiff anything then kita can't catch up to suzu (if ttl), need to mitigate that with mid-race golds which keep avoiding methanks again
>>581599189I want to spend an entire day just kissing that big head of hers.
>>581598830>if that strategy was effective you'd already be seeing it everywhereSo you're agreening that bringing 3 dominators isn't really effective per se, no matter if there is a card or not.>>581599059Are you saying new umas are better because...? Like you cannot really use those in JP version?
>>581598752>mad about something that happened 2 months agomove on already nonny, umama has been fine the past week
>>581599059Tbh I'm surprised I don't see cheer nature more often. Her kit is really strong.
Just roll for Guts King
>>581599390I'm training my cheer neicha debuffer right now
>>581599318>>mad about something that happened 2 months agoI'm not..?
>>581599398this on halloween doto for pure evil
>>581599483you sure are posting about it a lot
>>581599390I've been waiting for Arima Kinen
this drama is stale and boringdon't you have anything new?
>>581599306Because their fucking kits are overloaded and strong. Year 1-2 umas (including dominator umas) aren't meta ace worthy cause their kits are just weaker vs the specialized kits umas have these days
>>581599398holy shit
>>581599623Wait for next thread.
What's happening now is exactly the reason I pray everyday for those two to lose ability to post here
>set up clanker run yesterday with 1213 stam>set up clanker run today with the same deck, parents and races>1086 stam
>>581599623I mean Forever Young won a G1 recently but it was like a 4 horse race because 2 trainers bitched out
>>581599778the thread was fine, just the usual schizos losing their mind over nothingtalking about you by the way
>>581599563We joina/host rooms together anyway regardless, who cares.
>>581599059The reason Orfevre is strong is because she has so much mid-race she just catches up to pace chasers during mid-race and winsAce/debuff hybrid umas are dogshit because they are either too strong and can't activate Dominator, thus they would be better as aces but you wasted sp on red skillsOr they are shit and making her an ace was useless
>>581599306>So you're agreening that bringing 3 dominators isn't really effective per se, no matter if there is a card or not.a uma with strong uniques or good skills would benefit more from having dom than the ones that currently have itdom is also expensive so they end up having to compete with card golds in order to use them depending on their SPthere's a reason debuffs are banned from JP CMs sometimes, it's much of a hassle to try to balance it and hence they don't add this skill to new cards either
>>581599778What do you think is happening now?
>>581599871so stop bringing it up you dimwit
>>581599228just make suzu weaker
>>581599914>dom is also expensiveYou can use hint books...
oi. leave my wife out of your petty squabble
Bros... I think I'm gonna auto train my aces...
>>581600069but if you overtake early won't that mean less pacing up the lobbyor does it still pace up the lobby as long as you're past the halfway point?
>>581599852You are replying to one of the two posts I made this thread, the other one has only two wordsFact is that if those two were even remotely aware of their own behavior then they would never be even mentioned in the threads in the first place but because they enjoy making others mad and the attention they get they will continue making the thread worseI truly hope one day they will be gone and we can have comfy threads
You know what's good? Walnut bread
Sex incarnate
>>581600346you're part of the problem.
what statline do I want for my debuffers anywayshould I be avoiding buying ace skills so that I don't go too far up?
>>581599701Strong skill yes, comically so,however, has to compete with OrfAnd needs MLB to be goodJust use Ruby who has it innately
>>581600346You're mentally ill as fuck and no I'm not V or the other person, besides U didn't even do shit other than joining rooms (that you don't join anyway and just join in on the shitposting because you need to chase that high)
ok but what about buffers+dominator? 564 can't activate evos, right?
>>581600273
>>581600595What if I use that skill on three hybrid aces
this is the first time Sweepy needed to clockthe run was bad enough already, so rip
>>581600595I guess I will MLB guts Ore whatever it takes
>>581600294better to pass earlier with some pace up than get blocked by your own character
Jong?
>>581600536atleast B in stylelate savvy for lates for better positioningas much stam to not dierest in wit
>>581600536you want high wit and that's all, maybe low power for easy murmur proc but this is broscience, if you got sp to buy anything but debuffs + lone wolf then you're half assing your debuffers
>>581600741That is an optionGood luck finding room for two guts cards on most distances
>>581600474Silly incarnate
>>581600764good point actuallyokay to be honesty my main problem was my runaway sometimes not spot struggling with another onebut that's stupid really idkhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=OHAq_exXt9Y3HMznobriIz6Kdid this race JUST now with a weaker suzu, like this was a perfect race because she spot struggled the runaway ace and made me overtake in timedo you have any thoughts, should I get pp and dd for suzu too or is that overkill?no need to reply btw just very interested in the mechanics and stuffs
>>581600902What a cute and silly uma
>>581600868bwo I wouldn't be building a debuffer in the first place if I wasn't half assing
Just filter them lol
>>581601103Maya would do this
>>581600028I'm not mad but when you're there the room becomes inconclusive with 5-6 fronts in the room, its starting to irk me too ya know...its a damn rng fest the moment 5 fronts are in the room so why bother making it a practice room...
>>581601028and this is why debuffer players deserve to lose, you should treat debuffers as part of your team and put effort into themyou need to be at the back for dominator to proc so you shouldn't buy that many speed skills, spam wit on unity or autoclank it like everyone else does
why did cygames put mayano top gun in a wedding dress? isn't she literally 12?
am I supposed to be training debuffers in URA for the higher wit capor maybe that was aoharu idk you get the question
I will get Plat with King Halo one day.
>Fine Motion post[-]
>>581601214so tell me not to join thenyes I did join that ONE sprint room ON accident but that was the first and last time that happenedbe better
>>581601214They don't have any friends or hobbies so this is how they connect with other people please understand
>>581601285bwo they did it thrice
how would you feel if I [-]'d your entire existence, nigga?
>>581601314unity because you have more chances for card hints
>be betterlollmaomaybe start with yourself
>>581601318Soon™
is he really pretending he only ignored a host asking him not to join oncewho does he even think he's fooling
cm19 status?
>>581601318yeah thats unlikely, theres a JP guy who's been trying for 30 cms now
>hrt induced melty
Consider the following:
7 and all drama posters live eternally, forever blessing this thread with fresh drama
>how would you fe-[-]
>>581601214>pacecuck
>obsessed oscar, oliver and owen
Should I plan a coup against dancho?
>>581601725Something something hydras and heads
>>581601725Mambwo...
>>581601536>can't see hints with spirit trainingSomeone at cygames must pay for this
>>581601725I'm just leaving
>>581601725Mambwo nyo...
melty lol
>>581601610Then that JP guy is my brother. We fight together.
>>581600912runaway not spot struggling means one of them was far too far ahead of the other in the beginning. for there not sure sorry
>>581601214host a room that says "no triple front comp"
uh oh melty
>>581601214imagine losing against front heavy lobbies
>>581601880it's ok no problem thank you for answering in the first place. definitely right about not taking ttl at least because that's the last thing you want being cucked by your own teammate unless you have nimble (which mine don't)
>>581601910and don't forget the gay flag icon too
>>581601593
>>581601950front heavy rooms are actually hard to win against though, unless you specifically build midrace enough to eat up the weaker fronts. It's a mlm race style, the more fronts there are the weaker other positions become due to being pushed out of position, lead gapping, and blocking, while only 1 front wins
>>581602048you should try more since sometimes only having early lead makes it so suzuka gets passed super early or doesnt make it to 1st
>anon wants to make her off-meta oshi wife win>uses 2 other fronts to help her>GRRR STOP USING FRONTS MY OGURI CAN'T WIN
This place would be so much better if two specific people died and never posted again
Can't wait for the tears and slaughter in 5 hours
>>581602271>>GRRR STOP USING FRONTSMany are thinking this
>>581602373my life would be so much better if I died
>avatarfag
>>581602373umama is based she can stayV can die tho HAHAHAHAHHA
you know what is better than triple front? six fronts
>>581602373you already said this
took 800mg ibuprofennot that it ever helps
would you rather bet on double circles straights and corners (2 skills) or single circle style + dist straights and corners (4 skills)
>>581602615When?
>>581602261dw I used her a lot earlier before I became blackpilled on the runaway spot struggle stuff and she keeps 1st 90% of the time. all about risk management(?)it's not like every other runaway is taking ttl because they have the same thought process especially if their unique isn't like, solely mid-race focused (kita's is bordering on mid and late imo)
>>581602614every room should have at least six dominators minimum
>umama>describe in any positive mannerlollmao
>>581602660In that specific case, is better to grab more skills the double circling styles is not worth the sp, even more you have perfectly fine distance variation of said skills
>>581602709try rooms where the runaway is alone since that will be more common
>>581601542 (You)>>581602781 (You)Get help.
>>581602836yes
>>581602836hmmmm nyo
if you're so scared of fronts maybe you should join the open league ranks? many of the thread anons are coming out as open league sisters because they are tired of strong umas
>>581602836yeppers
>>581602836yeah dude looks good to me
Because I still do not have decent parents I am forced to use my 1* guts parents with the white sparks but I can't fucking hit 1200+ speed while still maxing out power and getting decent stamina and wit. I'm so fucking tired.
>>581602836nyo. if you really can't hit a higher stam stat, you need at least 3 gold recoveries, and even then that is major gamba. take 5, and you can be sure that your uma won't gas out
>>581602854will dooooogonna try for a better kita anyway because not getting any golds from my cards is pretty cucked at the end of the day
Anyone who did something that resulted in them being named instead of being referred to as an anon should not be able to postsimple as
>>581603152but enough about horsemeat
Now he will never get his stam answer
>>581603150>anon is a hickfucker
>>581602517Has this thread considered?:Brown
>>581603152Unless they repent and apologize?
>>581603261No?
>>581602631don't abuse them, otc medicine may sound normal but it's easy to get hooked on painkillers even if it's only advil
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/2101313180643504390
>>581603261If I was in their place I would stop posting fo some time or actively change the way I post to avoid being identified again
>>581601318Cave and run Cheer King. The outfit is better and the unique actually does something.
>>581603352>advilwhy are americans like this how the fuck am I supposed to know all your brand names just call it by what it is jfc
>>581603468Unfortunately when you have zero life this is your only outlet. If they actually cared they'd find something else to do
>>581603258Mayhabs...
>>581603468You should never give an inch to people like (You)
>>581603261not really how it works nonners
>>581603547>he's not a westaboo
>>581601593 Gonna beat up clankers in B finals
>>581603680same
>>581603630Works for the niggas at church
>>581602169This is basically why fronts are so good in LoH and Cygames is doing their best so fronts stop being meta
>>581602660In nearly every case, it's more effective to get another single circle straight/corner than double circling
>>581603597>It's actually good when everyone in the thread stops being anonJust get a discord server at this point
where's the /uma/ irc channel
>>581603773God is NOT real
>>581603827we already do
>>581603901If you weren't invited you're not getting in.
>>581603773this is /uma/ thowe only dream of diddling little boys
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account and make sure to kill F*lco posters.
>>581603827Functioning poster IDs would solve the vast majority of problems in chan general threads
>>581604096But then I'd have to get on my phone to reply to myself
>>581604096But then how would I post as 5 different avatarfags at once?
>>581604164>>581604175
>>581604096but then everyone would know I post both Curren and Falco
>>581604239white woman jumpscare
>>581603936Don't you think that sort of proves the point?
D*scord is good actually
>>581603959So we should accept naked dogeza photos
>>581604329
>>581603773not a religlous person myself but I like larping at different sites and joining in on the funppl are always nice and accomodating
>>581603779who's Da Higi and Orpheus
KIMI TO
Kentucky
>>581604346didn't work out for the last guy who tried
>>5816044534chan is only good for funposting, and only back when there was at least a rudimentary IP counter
>>581604513issho ga ichibansuki yotte motto gyutto ne
>>581602373>and never posted againpeople usually don't post after dying tho
>>581604782you'd be surprised
>>581604667
>>581604501Ooniger and Orfevre
>>581604549Luv me El
>>581604667What the fuck is even funposting?
>>581604883Taking 4chan seriously and trying to organize it was always a mistakeYou end up jumping through the hoops of making identifiers for others and creating spaces akin to servers on discord, just with more hassle and lopsidednessThere can be no good will on 4chan, especially for a gacha game like Umamusume
>>581605159how do you not understand the concept of funposting? are you that bitter inside?
>>581604667it's still pretty dumb that they removed that
>>581604050she's so fucking cute it's insane
>>581604329I mean its fine but the culture surrounding it and its monetization model is very predatory. I use it to communicate with friends and family and thats it.
>>581605238
>>581605238This smells of someone who was never in a comfy thread
>>581604730
>>581605238>please please don't stop me from being a shitheadhow about nyo
Good will was never really the intention though
>>581605238I've been in amazing generals with anon communities that thrived for a long time, it's possible so long as anons are willing to not be retarded. And by retarded I mean thinking like you.
>>581605518Maru so cute
it don't matter no more
>>581605614and sexy
changed my setup so getting meds every run at least with good skill inherit chancesbut no gw award this time around, was the first run so just wanted to test1k power is the minimum from all my testing so that's all I need. 800 stam too ofca lot more sane doing it this waylowkey this has almost no power sparks so just a litle is all I need so might swap back to better that we'll see>kitayap.gif
>>581605702and old
>>581605721dont be rotting
>>581605757don't say that...
my young and fashionable girlfriend maruzensky
>>581605834I have toI'm not content enough
I would marry Maru and bust a nut in her succulent umanko every day, until we die of oöd age
>>581606134this but me as McQueen and trainer instead of Gold Ship
>>581594718I'm feeling attacked by this post.
>>581594718no one actually does this
Any banners to pull on for lates before Neo Universe shows up? Doesnt have to be BiS but I lack 1* and 2* trainees so may as well pull on something to get some spooks and fill out my TT instead of waiting 3 months to do so
I'm starting to lose the refractory period, hopefully it's not a bad sign, because holy cow, this is a dream come true. Love tokai teio
>>581604096yeah because the boards with IDs definitely aren't the worst on the site by a large margin
>>581606134why is mac shoved up golshis ass
>>581606376We need posts that display flags
clubs should have flags
can we have a pride flag
>>581606369No, usually just means its warmGood circulation reduces cooldown time
>>581606572we have the club cards but they rarely get posted even during recruiting
>>581605961good luck then
>>581606485That would fix a lot of problems here. I love bullying people on /int/
posts should have pronouns, IDs AND flags
>>581606485But only for 1 random post out of 10 so you can clown ont hat one specifically
TIME TO KICK BACK AND CHOW DOWN!
>>581606882The toshers yearn for the cord
>>581606485But how would the culture of saying that every post you don't like was made by a SEAsian adapt to this?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>581606984SEAfaggot on a business trip
>>581606984It's simple, they ARE being made by the SEAsians
>>581606952Saturday...
>>581606984We already know it's actually the G*rmans
My mouth on Sweep Tosho's umanko
>>581606984That wouldn't be a problem since flags would show this general is 90% SEA once euros go to bed
>>581606937now you remember that random april 1st "joke" that 4chan made giving everyone flags for all threadseveryone getting exposed like that it was an interesting time on whatever thread you were at the time
>>581607153They should have made the emoji one permanent on the site :sob:
>>581607152We already know this. Not even a meme it's an asian gacha game
>>581607153there literally never was a april fools joke like thatyou're thinking of the boards getting banned until everyone inevitably ended up on /int/ because it was the last board standing
>>581607323my memory is goofing up I guess, though I do remember it happening, probably in the way you mention it
>>581607153Nah that was just /vint/ when they combined boards into one like /cock/ (/co/ + /ck/) and the infamous /mlpol/ (/mlp/ + /pol/)
>>581607542I have a feeling you're just pretending to be an oldfag...
On another note. No Bleach episode today... at least Mushoku Tensei tomorrow
why can't we all just get along
>>581606367Laurel or Kris S if you want a long late uma
>>581607115if it's an insane fetish post then yes, big chance a yuropean made it. spending any significant amount of time on here during early euro hours show this is true.
>>581607618let's go with that, it's less embarrassing
so what did we learn?
Can someone post boys?
I am actually japanese
>>581607638you're gonna complain it's just yapping anyway>>581607695I like everyone
>>581607795no
>>581607772Walnut bread is tasty
>>581603779I don't understand rabbit. I've never seen it work, but it's shilled a lot.
>>581607695because I fucking HATE (you) specifically and want you to DIE
>>581607795t.
>>581607772'm hungry and horny, and each time i want to satiate one urge, the other just flares up even worse
>>581607827Well I don't know what the contents of the episode are going to be yet
>>581607910it works if your front can stay 2nd before late race when your rabbit dies and your actual front steals angling otherwise it's a meme
>>581607961would no reason say thisI don't know her personality
>>581603258Constantly considering it, actually
>>581607772Claw Forward does activate Festive Miracle after testing.
>>581608006BUT I DO KNOW AND I KNOW YOU'LL COMPLAIN AGAIN
>want to jerk off>start edging a bit>urethra starts burning as if I was pissing tabasco>awful constipated feeling even though I know it's fake and probably just my prostate acting upkill me
>>581608360Sweepy, clean this anon's urethra with your wand,
>>581608037yeah. yeah she would. given that she straight up kills you if you abandon her.
>>581607891Laurel is not that big. I'd roll for her if she were.
>>581608360
It's Saturday, why the fuck are you at home playing a phone game?? You should be outside enjoying life with your friends, so I can scold you for not even playing the game anymore!
>>581608468wtf tazuna do something
>>581608560>>581608560>why the fuck are you at home playing a phone gameI am not.
>>581608238We'll see
>>581608560
>>581608560It's CM day, I play this mobile game for this weekend.
>>581608601Who do you think was holding the sword?
Dober's butt should surrender to Old Trainer Cock.
>>581608560I'm watching college football like every other normal person (I do not care that you're European do not reply to me)
>>581607772I want to sexually awaken special week
>>581607910You use 1 oonige 2 nige, your oonige (Palmer in picrel) create a giga lead, your nige (Kita and Maya) pace up to catch up to her. They end up 10 lenghts away from the other styles. Your strongest nige (Maya in picrel) takes 1st position and activate all her skills, the pace chasers can't activate Beast mode=instant lose and the backliners can win but it's extremely difficult.People complained so much about that specific CM it's one of the reason fronts aren't allowed to be good again.>>581608015What umas are you using that she can't pass your rabbit mid-race? It's not like Suzuka had a lot of mid-race compared to more recent oonige.
>>581608560my friends, huh...
>>581608560I'm gonna be doing exactly that in an hour chill out nigga
im a newcutie, what SSR is best to get if I can only get it to 2LB with the 2nd anniversary selectors?
>>581608657>It's CM dayYosh. Time to build aces.
>>581608863CB wit
>>5816088631lb Maruzensky speed and CB wit are both solid
>>581608863mr CB works at 1LBsummer maru "works" at 1LBuhhhh, can you get ruby power from 1.5 voucher? forgot
>>581608898Maya finally woke up...she missed her anime...
>>581608601Tazuna is a human and thus would not have the power to stop an Umamusume. Remember this.
Another run with a fat borrow that didn't amount to anything.
>>581608718Special sex with Special Week.>>581608863Speed is the most important stat, so probably a speed SSR like Kitasan or Tachyon.
Final click, wit or stam?If i click stam i can get +12 stam from lesson
is the smaru SSR good for training things other than fronts? i feel weird using it because it just dumps front runner hints on me, but people say its really strong...
>>581608898I'm waiting till tomorrowthere's 24 whole hours after cm starts anyway
>>581608725What does a properly built rabbit look like? A lot of mid race because they have to rabbit?
>>581609075
>>581609102stam, LH will give you a last blueballing before glue
>>581607910Overtake mode is 25% stronger than Speed up mode.Against a leading runaway rabbit you usually make an actual overtake in a single move with minimal time and distance loss and you may even benefit from the timing of certain skills if you build the runaway so the overtake happens at a specific spot (probably only doable in non final straight late race tracks)Against an actual front you may attempt and fail multiple overtakes, losing any benefit. Even worse if you fail it during a corner
>>581609101>2LB ksb / 2LB tachywhy would you recommend that>>581609109it's a good stat stick yeahI still bring Sweepy instead anyway
>>581609101Neither of those cards are good at 2 LB
>>581609293>why would you recommend thatI want to have sex with Special Week, I'm obviously retarded.
>>581608360Listen to your body and stop when that happens, the nut isn't worth it. I stopped forcing it and only jerk off if I did a heavy work out the day prior or when I can't calm down my natural boner after an hour not to be confused with a piss boner. You'll thank yourself for doing 10 squats every now and then throughout the day.
>>581609445Do people really take Cialis or Viagra before working out
>>581609658my gymbros have to see my bulging cock or my repvtation will tank you wouldn't get it
>>581609658I don't know but moving my body makes me ridiculously horny
>Want to do Maruzen for mile TT>can use maruzen speedWhat should i use instead? Taiki?
>>581609761opera mare...
>>581609785only if you get aroused hanging out with the bros you gayass
>just scratched my assUmas for this?
>>581609135Yes, depends if you want them to win or notIf they are just supports then mid-race, red skills and recovery skills when repositioning is introducedIf you want them to win like Christmas Palmer then like a normal uma, mid-race, accel and recovery.Turbo is good because she's one of the best support oonige, even pace chasers need a rabbit once fronts become shit for medium
What's a selector? I don't see anything like that, just random vouchers.
>>581609445>Listen to your body and stop when that happensI was curled up on the toilet in pain for like 15 minutes before posting and now I'm sitting awkwardly to avoid putting any pressure down there it isn't the kind of thing I could just power through even if I wanted to...
>Dober post[-]
>>581606134need goldship to do that to me
>>581609956bring Taiki if it's regular Maru, otherwise find something else>>581609982pic related
>>581609658I do.
Coffeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0puFsnpOzU
fixed
>>581610073I hope this isn't common for you. I used to spend a lot of time in the bathroom and had terrible hemorrhoid breaks that I would nearly be in tears seeing blood.
>>581608560Don't tell anyone this but I just went out on a date with my long term girlfriend and we had the sexeI unfortunately underperformed since I was doing overtime on a fucking night shift before that wrecked me the entire day
>>581610352>this wit>this stamWtf bro.. is this UF run im seeing
>>581609934working out produces hormonesof course you're horny after doing it
>>581609109She has 25 TE which is the highest in the game, the gimmick is she only gives 25 TE to lvl 5 facility which you will have no problem achieving on speed. The prime time to click her is during summer when all the facilities is on level 5
>>581610426just think about ryan when you're about to cum and you will last way longer
>>581609109she has trips, pto and slipstream (and summer runner and gw + focus when you might need it) and has big noombers on both her events if you get lucky and her clicks.
>>581610352why does kitasan hate power so much
>>581610474look at the cards brothat's no human you're talking to
Will there be any important SR cards in the future or can I spend my SR crystals on whatever I want?
>>581610623
Giantess umamusume...
>>581610352>those stats in Early July Senior YearBro how the fuck did you do that?
>>581610594I bust to ryan tho
>>58161062320% speed 0% power growths do that
>>581610647>Not having your own MLB creek and Finemo even though you had TWO reruns nowAre you serious anon?
I like how cm day public rooms start looking a lot like real cm lobbies
>>581610813I am sirius even
>>581610623you VILL bring the p*wer cards
>>581610813do you only see 2 cards or
>>581608560Friends?They stopped talking to me over hobbies and politics shit.
Does Forever Young really have a chance to go back-to-back at the Breeders' Cup?
>>581610921SMaru had a rerun with finemo, you'd be retarded to not roll on that bannerand imagine not having MLB bakushin or biko lolthe only buhi card there would be wit teio but that's about it
>>581610983Dotochud...
>>581610631sir, we cant read this
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/74rSZh>https://jiggie.fun/74rSZhhttps://jiggie.fun/74rSZh>https://jiggie.fun/74rSZhhttps://jiggie.fun/74rSZh
why does Teio have such a bad reputation on /uma/I think she's cute...
>>581611005This is horse racingThere is a chance for everything to happen>>581611056Just watch thishttps://youtu.be/tA2f0lzKjac
>>581611165It's not Teio, it's Teioposters.They are too deranged for the real world.
>>581609075 no one tell him
>>581611165teiobros repvtation went so down it circled back and now they're kinda based actually
>>581611165You could say she was crippled by her fans
>>581610921>>581610647I think you're just a retarded impulse uma roller because I have similar cards than him, have 76k carats in stash too, the only cards I don't have is smaru because I don't really train fronts so I don't care
>>581610474>>581610623was always glue but noticed I was highrolling so wanted to see how far it would goback to pure power sparks I guess>>581610736I'm only clicking wit, speed and stam. in that priority orderthe only exception is in summer on power
>>581611038Anons when they see 1 SSR not part of the most standard pull plans: buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
mmm melted bacon fat
Can someone post uma boobs?
>>581611551
>>581611551A deal's a deal, Trainer-san!
>>581611419>inb4 YOU'RE A BUHIhere I will even post my purchase history
>>581611461post deck and parents
>>581611651SQUEEEEEEEEEEE
Fat FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oA
>>581611709Why do stallions often have the biggest boobies?
>>581611718THAT WAS A FUCKING UMA PAID SELECTOR AND I GOT A DUPE ANYWAY
>>581611836Because they are based
>>581611651>checked mine>somehow only 2 of thesehuh? does it reset if you reinstall the game or something? I've been buying these for months and other snacking packs, maybe I can claim to be F2P now
>>581611864Is he ok?
>>581611864er not selectorpaid banner I mean*I got angry just thinking I spent money on that>>581611991maybe it has a periods of time it wipes, like every anni or something, dunno
Yesterday was the death of Arthur B. Hancock IIIEveryone may already know the horse but he was responsible from one of the most important shifts in Japanese Horse Racing by selling Sunday Silence, a horse of the year in 1989 and winner of races like the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, Breeders' Cup Classic and many more to Zenya Yoshida from Shadai's Farm, it's been said he personally delivered Sunday Silence to the airport and went home crying with the empty pod, a difficult exchange
That post I was about to make was terribleCreek
>>581611829Wait, Helios has some of that?
>>581612253she's medium premium
>>581612253Yeah she is dumb like the others in that image
>>581611825>yaas queen we're accepted~~god I want these people to fuck off so hard its so godamn cringe
>>581612323cringe is not an adjective
>>581600902lol sillius is so lovable
>>581611836because it's hot
>>581612323go back chud
>>581612173Quite poetic that on the day he passes, the great-grandson of Sunday Silence wins a race in America
>>581611829man i really need to sleep on Sunday...
>>581611991I think it goes away when you finish spending the paid carats you obtained from the packs. Unfortunately for you you are cursed with the 2 (two) paid carats leftover that you will never able to spend
>>581612295>medium premiumneed to remember that one
CM in 3 hours. How about you give your umas some warming up before the day 1 sealclubbing begins in this 18 gates race?322959803229598032295980CM19, 18 gates, mood: GREAT. Bring 3 umas, or less if you are ashamed of showing off your debuffers.
This one artist has ruined her reputation before she even became a trainee
>>581608725jfc Gentildonna is a pace chaser and she's like 13 lengths behind the leader
>>581612481True...
>>581612528You had more than 7 years
why isn't sunday silence an uma musume
>>581611658
>>581612750He became Cafe's schizo ghost friend
>>581612782>2 sta>2 sta>2 pwr>somehow he manages to do better than my 3* STA parentsIt's always like this...
>>581612782>12 medium>still no medium Sgod I love videogames
>>581612706Yanko snoot...
>>581612735
>>58161256817/18...
umaboobs
>>581612878?
>>581613056who did this
Good night friends!!
>>581608054
>>581613135It's okay, maybe another anon will join with their solo ace.
>>581612976There's 10 stam though
>>581613175night, babydachi!
>>581613304I was meaning that since i have 3* STA per parents, i have 9*STA for one prante line, and 9* STA for the other
>>581613241a classic that one
>>581613015He's so cute!>>581613175gn!
>>5816134491-3 missing sparks won't change that much gwo
>>581613241
>>581613135I don't have a third medium ace
I will fail thisthis is pre-hopeless stakes
>>581613050don't give me that look
marry boys
>>581613567And yet YOU GUYS always say to have better parents, while mine are always on the top like this
>>581613652I cannot fucking believe this
>>581613175Good night babydachi
>>581613674Who is "YOU GUYS?!!" A lot of the info here is just hur dur you need perfect 18* parents and every skill and inherit possible. Obviously but not feasible to actually do and get
>>581613669I've seen her wedding card art and sorry but lmao
>>581613653
>>581613674g1 sparks also give some stats thoblues are important but the difference between 2* and 3* is just like 27 stats in total
>>581613846
>>581613846it's tamamover...
>>581612568Results.>yeppers got soup'd 10m before the goalnyooooooooocongrats to the winner Kitasan and good luck to everyone in the CM! thanks for joining!
>>581612976Kitachud has 20% speed 10% stam, that's why he can go lower on the stam sparks and run 2 speed to get 1600.
>>581613464They don't make episodes like that anymore
>>581612323We accept members of the transgender community on /uma/ though : )
>>581613846That's a fuckign rageglue if I ever see one
>>581614051And yet they manage to get UF while i barely manage to get UG9
>>581613846>turf s medium sI need to continue this shit run now
>>581614215Kingu Halo official english VA (dub) is trans so we love them here!
>>581614164thanks for hostingyeppers is such a menace
Late bros give me your future card and um,a plans
>>581614292>wasting your luck in a doomed rungl tho, you might as well finish it now
>>581613569Kris can wear anything and she'd always look stunning no matter what
>>581614376pwr brian wit groove
>>581614376
I dont think i will get to A finals this time bwos...t.newcutie
>get skills and stats and no S>get skills and S and no stats>get stats and S but no skillsHAHAHAHAHHA
>>581614576when do the step up banners come outor the battle pass thingor really anything else I can spend money on that isn't just plain carats
>>581614376I'll probably ticket NeoUni and obv I have a huge stash currently so I can roll for luxury stuff like Cafe wit
>>581614210Because comedy is DEAD and "children entertainment has always been stupid because children are stupid"
>>581613846lel and here I went for a 40% failure earlier today and passed.
I am already done with CM20
>>581614905your aces must be shit
>>581614914The decline option should be disabled for her career.
uncs really making "comedy is dead" posts over old spongebob episodeskimoi
>>581614567true
>>581614971Actually it's ace (singular)
>>581614215oh no we don't
>>5816149907 and you get cataracts
>>581614814>>581614576Looking same as mine card wise... ok ty
>>581614189>NOOOO IT'S ABOUT DECK!>NOOOO IT'S ABOUT PARENT!>NOOOO IT'S ABOUT GROWTH!The uma i'm training have 20% stamina, what's your point you silly tard.
>>5816149907 and your balls implode
>>581614016You're on this ice
>>581615138>>581615310
>>581615334>I am on THIS ice
guess who didn't get meds again>34% chance PER inspiration
>>581615334
>>581614376I hope its readable
In terms of Aces, I have no Aces, only shit parents stuck at A/A+ ranking just so I can get the URA Finale skills
I will rape every trainer I beat in CM:
>>581615389>>581615506I MEANT TO SAY THIN THIN!!!!!!! DON'T
Wait Ramonu comes out in two months? I just spent almost all my carats
I have 1 shit ace, currently working on another shit ace, and after this run i'll make an ace with my remaining borrows and I'm done with CM
>>581615490>guess who didn't get medsI can already tell you are unmedicated
>>581615665you'll have 40k before then just from free gibs. crystals fill the rest.
>>581615665Your calculator anon??
>>581615738can you stop
>>581615610Please save me from becoming a wizard, I'll even queue without debuffers
>>581615334NO BROS I'M IN THE SOUP AND YOU'RE IN THIS ICE
>>581615778I needed creek and nakayama...
>>581610021anyone?
>>5816153847 and you are cringe
>>581615897They're usually sold for paid carats during anniversaries, it lets you exchange them for an uma/ssr of your choosing
>>581615978HE CAN'T EVEN GET 7 LOL
>>581615897A selector is a ticket that lets you pick any uma or SSR card depending on the limit of the selector and what kind of selector you got, you can usually buy them or sometimes get them for free during anniversary or half anniversary events.
I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY
>>581615654Afraid we have to take you to the minor spelling mistake gulag now
>>581616114Ryan! Kill Ryan!
>>581615384FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 7 AND YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP AS JORDAN AND MAKE ME BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH
>>581615792Can you die?
>>5816160397 and you will never get a 7
>>581616114don't waste Vi tokens during senior year, all the good songs need them so avoid using them as much as possible for random lessons
>>581616270pathetic
>>5816163797 and you lose this CM
>>581616229>still not a 7sorry faggot, but I have my own tosen jordan sucking my dick right now
I got my first UF but I missed the med S…
Shiraoki posters are so dumb and lame.
>>5816163797 and you get raped and lose all your carats
>>581616440I don't even need you to roll 7 to lose this cm
Evens = Play soul team in CMOdds = Play tryhard team in CM0 = I have to create a Roppei tulpa that wants to rape me every day
stop playing with fate
>>581616557>7HOLY SHIT
>>5816166087 and I creampie your oshi
so unlucky
>>5816166987 and I creampie (You)
>>581616569>>581616698Know shame
>>581616557
any number and this thread fucking dies
>>581616825Luv me orenji
okayyyy time for a new breadany bakers?
>>581616748You can cope by looking at the stamina
what a shit run that was, mood downs out of the ass>no images207849542078495420784954testing out of boredom
>>581616825My cute, vengeful wife...
>>581616926non-standard distance is +60 so even that was fine
>>581616827>7
7 and I'll masturbate to Shiraoki-sama (I don't know how she looks)
>>581616827>7Uhhhh
what umas are hags?
7 and Sovereignty ducks Yanko in BCC again
>>581617189Saint Lite or whatever that mummy is called
evens I read a new careerodds I watch isekai slop
images>>581617257
>>581617189none
>>581617268Shame, there is some nice new isekai slop.
>>581617264How old?
>>581617268uma musume is just isekai slop for horses
>>5816161147 and you'll kill yourself4 and you'll kill me9 and you'll kill the anon who will post after me
