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#2055 - R∞turn edition

Campaign Evolved News:
>Exclusive McDonald's themed Armor available via the McDonald's app for 1500 points in the UK and Ireland
https://x.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/2092254489067630741
>August Update and Free Armor
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/campaign-evolved-august-update
>Campaign Evolved has sold 1.2 million copies
https://alineaanalytics.substack.com/p/halo-campaign-evolved-has-sold-12m

General Halo News:
>Halo and other Xbox franchises take part in McDonald's promotion with exclusive rewards (UK and Ireland only)
https://youtu.be/Dr1sn4jPMMw?si=V-YS5H2cg74PrNSO
>Campaign Evolved reportedly outsourced to numerous studios, potential future Halo project from Sledgehammer Games
https://wccftech.com/halo-studios-outsourced-campaign-evolved-15-studios-activision-sledgehammer/amp/
>Halo Studios hit by Layoffs
https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/halo/halo-studios-is-the-latest-xbox-games-studio-to-be-hit-by-layoffs-just-days-after-campaign-evolved-launch-as-reports-reveal-troubled-development

previous >>581297241
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I'm not playing Infinite tonight.
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Bleach is the root of all.
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There are Two types of Halo Fans.
Spartans and Grunts.
Be a Spartan.
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>>581642338
we dont care
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>we
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Yes, WE. >>581642530
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>Previous Threads
>>581297241 | #2054 - HING'D
>>580932081 | #2053 - Magical Girl
>>580389370 | #2052 - lol, lmao even
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Halo Wars isn't Halo.
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We all had her, but he married her. I guess that makes him the better man.
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>>581642854
Modern Warfare, Modern Warfare 2, Black Ops, Modern Warfare 3, Black Ops II, Ghosts, Advanced Warfare, Black Ops III, Infinite Warfare, Black Ops IIII, Modern Warfare, Black Ops Cold War, Modern Warfare II, Modern Warfare III, Black Ops 6, Black Ops 7, and Modern Warfare 4 are not Call of Duty
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Halo in 1(one) hour.
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Forerunners are humans
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The Endless has arrived
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>>581643843
Autism.
>>581643864
Dead meme.
>>581642389
Forced.
>>581643051
Forced.
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>>581643805
enough time to plap :3333 god i wish i had a bf
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>>581643668
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>>581643997
Gross.
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Plap on vc for me
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>>581643937
Nothing ends.
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>>581644570
>not even colored in
oh the irony
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>>581644932
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>581644932
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>581644932
kek
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>shade has been replaced
What did he do to piss Red off?
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>>581645097
This isn't the collage...
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>>581645208
now that Red is a Mother, she wants someone that can bulldoze her properly
Shade's fuel rod is too weak for the enlarged hole
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Is we playing Halo?
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>>581645208
>shade has been replaced
cast out into the void, you might say
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>>581644231
disc?
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>>581645554
_doomguy
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>>581645436
That depends, is it still Halo if it doesn't have collision?
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>>581645909
they added it back in a while ago
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>>581646004
Ok then yes, we playin Halo
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>>581646004
No they didn't.
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>>581637526
STOP MESSAGING THE CUBAN AND MESSAGE ME ILL BE NICE I PROMISE
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>>581646806
I say this.
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>>581646806
whoa are you white
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Desperate nigga asking another desperate nigga
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wait hold on yeeze STILL trying to use this general like its grindr? thats fucked up and embarrassing
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Halo needs the Bull Gun.
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>>581647436
LOL
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that explains why all of his bfs dissappear
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I'm shy
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yeezeld not so tough i think. gape open easy. raped inside.
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Now this is raping
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Rape, gape, kill
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Last night it was only 4 niggas but it was fun and vc was lit with even more people
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/hg/ - Homosexual Gundam
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/hg/ - handgun general
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/hg/ - hoofjob general
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will the puerto rican play infinite?
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Fun time with Goyim Bulldozer is on.
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The Spicy Hour.
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I'll be there in 40~ minutes sorry guys
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the puerto rican was GAPED
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this is honestly the worse thread in this entire board.
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yeeze is angry because gobiin broke up with her and is now blaming the thread
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>>581643668
Where's the lie?
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>>581651952
I just got home, what now?
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>>581651952
>her
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>>581651952
Lol
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grim
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>le heckin frutiger aero blue y2k olderbrothercore metalheart
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>if Infinite Night gets ONE more anon it will be more successful than mcc night AGAIN
DO
NOT
JOIN
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>>581652998
SOVL
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>>581642338
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Nigga ehy is the other thread on page 1
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this game is triggering my trauma
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The Gaped.
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>"Forced"
I''m triggered by it
>"Halo is a party game"
I suck at Halo
>"2 > all"
I hate that my favorite game is irrelevant now
>"all > 2"
I'm triggered by 2 posters
>"Reach is fine"
s-stop making fun of Reach!
>"Reach a shit"
I am unironically a 343 apologist
>"Humans are Forerunner"
I'm in denial
>"Halo 3 is poorly written"
I like that Humans not being forerunners makes people mad but I know I can't come out and say that or I'll get obliterated, so I'm hiding behind a more general description
>"Yall fish in my net"
I'm a loser who has wasted his youth on 4chan
>"AAAAIIIEEEEEE"
I'm replying to myself
>"You've done him/You've been done"
see "AAAAIIIEEEEEE"
>"Has been for a while now"
see "AAAAIIIEEEEE"
>"Halo is _____"
Halo is not _____, but I like it and want validation for liking it now
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forced
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>>581653054
it's over
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>>581654512
>groomercord
Kill yourself.
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>>581654512
#winfinite
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>>581654413
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>>581654512
post the updated one
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invite me to the discord, i don't bite i swear
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>>581654782
invite's in the last thread
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>>581654563
I don't associate socially or share my player ID with chuds from 4chan, I'm just here to lurk and bully bad opinions, but how else are you supposed to group up in 2026? Discord is literally the standard.
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Halo Wars has a better modding community than the shooter games
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Infinite JUST lost.
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>>581654816
He's a poser don't worry about it.
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I literally installed Infinite twice only to uninstall lol
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Halo.
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>>581654782
>invite me to the discord
this is copied from last thread so I have no idea if it still works
https://discord.gg/nCEbqhCk
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STOP THE COUNT
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MCC has consumed Lossfinite
All is well
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>>581655271
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We learned 3 things tonight
1. Goyim is the goat host. Shade is shaking in his boots!
2. Infinite is broken
3. Saturday >>> Friday
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>jeetfinite
Go back.
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em cee cee
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moist cloyster collection
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tonight I'll be playing halo 2
I'm on the outskirts rn
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>>581656247
Holy ESL. Go back to your designated shitting street and stay there, Ramashit Downdathroata.
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>>581656695
Puerto Rican fuck.
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>>581656695
Did someone say Donda?
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>>581656880
Holy ESL. Get better taste.
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HALO 5
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......will not be played.
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...lost.
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>>581656995
How about Donda?
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>>581656847
>Still no hands
>Still calling others Puerto Ricans
Not a good outlook, Diaz.
Maybe put down the phone and go back to work?
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>>581657564
>>581657563
Eviscerated.
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>/hg/ - International
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young halo life
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Did they make urban combat in Halo 2 because of Half-Life?
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It's Yeezel, not Yeeze capital I
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>>
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>>581658078
No. War on terror/post 9/11 influences.
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>>581601005
rare video of the first and only time that someone has ever actually gotten a kill with that terrible thing
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>>581660603
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Halo 1: 10/10
Halo 2: 10/10
Halo 3: 9.99/10
Halo 3 ODST: 8.8/10
Halo Wars: 6/10 (10/10 cinematics+2/10 gameplay)
R*ach: 1/10
CEA: 1/10
H2A MP: 7.7/10
Halo 4: 3/10
Halo 5: 3/10
Halo 6: 2.8/10
Any questions?
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>>581660756
Forced.
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>>581660884
Yet you cannot refute it.
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>>581661050
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>>581661050
1/01 is the same as 10/10 you room temperature iq fuck
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>>581661050
>1/01
Dumb ESL retard. How could you possibly fuck that up? No wonder you like Jeet4Jeet games.
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>>581661158
>>581661192
LOL the 343 fanboy deleted its post
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>dumb jeet deleted the post
LMAO
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Bullying works.
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>>581660756
stinky book nerd detected
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/lit/ franchise
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bookers literally killed halo
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>>581661492
I read the original series books and Evolutions, none of the new stuff. I much prefer the games over the books
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>>581660756
What about Halo Wars 2?
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>>581661990
Not Halo.
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>>581661823
no, R*ach killed Halo
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>>581662336
TRVKE
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>>581661990
Never played it, watched the cinematics once and don't really remember them, so didn't feel like I have solid grounds to rate it hence leaving it off my list
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RAPE
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>>581663014
MINTO
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Forced.
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>>581663014
Miranda Keyes?
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>>581663157
Miranda in Halo 2 was so fucking hot.
Then they uggoed her face and replaced her voice in Halo 3. Generational ruination.
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>4 people for MCC
>6 for winfinite
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Good halo tonight boys ggs
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>>581664138
Kill yourself vtranny fag
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>>581664348
just use the ai to filter it like the usuals do
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>using filters
>ever
Thin-skinned faggot ESL detected.
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puerto rican above
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Still no hands, Diaz.
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>>581664348
Keep that same energy in the call nigga
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>>581664534
AI caught that one.
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>>581664138
Keep yourself safe, my man.
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Justice... Will be done...
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Minto killed Halo.
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>>581665068
lmao
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>>581665068
>i-i-i r-r-eported y-you
Go back to fucking Preddit.
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The Puerto Rican....she's angsty.
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>she
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>>581665275
>The Puerto Rican....she's angsty.
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AI got that one
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>>581665812
>>581664534
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PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICANS
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>>581666174
nah
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>>581666174
nah
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>>581666174
nah
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>>581666301
>>581666385
>>581666520
FORCED
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>>581666174
>>581666301
>>581666385
>>581666520
>>581666554
All me btw.
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A Plasma Pistol and dream.
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>>581666679
Holy ESL.
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>>581666730
IT'S A TYPO HOLY SHIT
It's true, however.
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>>581666823
Do not fucking reply to me using anime gifs you mongrel.
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>>581666963
Fine.
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Get this boricua fuck out of here already goddamn
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Classic Halo
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Vtrannies get the rope.
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Niggas be joining the discord and then dont even play 1 game night
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Enough with the self-hatred. Puerto Rico will never become a state at this rate.
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Obsessed with Puerto Rico.
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This is an island surrounded by water. Big water.
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stinky island
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>halo
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>Halo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DFyanf_Mk
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>>581667745
Buy an ad.
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Miranda Keyes in Halo 3 is written more poorly than Williams in Campaign Evolved.
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>>581667857
don't have enough bandwidth on your stinky island to watch a single youtube video?
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>>581667964
Still waiting for those hands, Diaz.
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>>581667964
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>>581668136
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>581668136
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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File deleted.
GGs good Halo tonight
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>>581668136
Explains why he can't post hands.
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>/hg/ - Politically Incorrect
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>>581668867
Explain
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>>581668867
>/hg/ - Politically Retarded.
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PORK O RICO
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Donald Trump literally just needs to make me in charge of the country.
I should have say over what laws, judicial rulings and staffers are in the White House.
I don't want to toot my own horn but I'm about as big of a politics superfan as you can get, not just because I love politics and grew up with it, but because I actually UNDERSTAND it.
My idea would be the ideal next step for the country, and anyone who has a problem with it or doesn't like it is just too retarded and shouldn't have a seat at the table of discussion on what governing is and isn't in the first place.
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vahdbjfnwjdnfoe i fucking hate all of you
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Not now, Yeeze.
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>>581670971
>Donald Trump literally just needs to make me in charge of the country.
>I should have say over what laws, judicial rulings and staffers are in the White House.
>I don't want to toot my own horn but I'm about as big of a politics superfan as you can get, not just because I love politics and grew up with it, but because I actually UNDERSTAND it.
>My idea would be the ideal next step for the country, and anyone who has a problem with it or doesn't like it is just too retarded and shouldn't have a seat at the table of discussion on what governing is and isn't in the first place.
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Puerto Rico is part of the US. Be kind to your future president.
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The /mhg/ discord has daily sessions why can't you niggas do the same.
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Then go play with /mhg/.
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I already am...........
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>>581664009
She's still cute in Halo 3 but definitely a downgrade, actual 10 in Halo 2
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>>581671223
Obsessed.
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>>581671772
post hands ricardo
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>>581671824
After you, Diaz.
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2 > all
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>>581672356
>I hate that my favorite game is irrelevant now
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>>581672356
correct
>>581672423
only irrelevant to trannies like (you) stupid fucking nigger
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>>581672625
Still waiting for those hands.
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Idk if anyone here remembers when i asked for Halo 2 mods on console back a dozen threads ago but i found this cool blog. I don't plan on playing any of these since i dont have a console anymore but this stuff is fascinating to me, if you got more feel free to share. Though i'm mostly interested in custom campaign levels this was a neat find. There's even a trailer for this map pack linked inside.
https://connortumbleson.com/2016/05/06/phantom-mappack-project/
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>>581672423
>I hate that my favorite game is irrelevant now
correct
rage, rage against the dying of the light
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>>581672867
Buy an ad.
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>>581673106
Be careful with what you wis for
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>>581672670
?
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>>581647436
>>581673901
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>>581673901
do you have xx chromosomes and do you play Halo 2? if yes to both you can be my gf
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>>581673901
I hope you die slowly from HIV.
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>>581674069
>>581674062
why are you so mean T__T
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>>581673901
Are you willing to start HRT?
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>>581674532
how tf is what I said mean?
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>>581674532
>s-stop being mean
Kill yourself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TiOZCmm4Y
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>>581677835
Buy an ad, Kelly. You have the money.
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>>581677835
Buy an ad.
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Kelly? That sounds like a girl's name.
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>>581677835
Secure a billboard.
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looking through random Infinite forge maps that look decent and/or have high ratings, and a lot of them are just really bad

even the top 10 finalists in the ongoing contest aren't good
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>caring about infinite
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>>581680168
where else am I gonna forge?
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>>581680782
>3
>reach
>4
>2a
>5
>install mod tools and learn max or blender and make a real map
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>>581681151
>install mod tools and learn max or blender and make a real map
You forgot a crucial step
>join the halomods discord and suck off a few people for industry secrets because documentation is for losers
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>>581681151
>3
excruciatingly slow and unreliable
>reach
this was my go-to, but I kept wanting to make shapes and layouts that your just can't do in Reach
plus, after having used Infinite's forge for a while now, the inability to retexture things makes Reach's forge maps look so fucking bad
everything is just endless gray forever
also, the unreliability in positioning objects is so fucking annoying
you can never get something just right
>4
it's the exact same as Reach, but with unreliable magnets and a dozen extra objects thrown in
>2a
basically just 4 again, with harsher lighting
>5
lmao I've never played that shit
surely you're just memeing with this one
>install mod tools and learn max or blender and make a real map
if I do end up learning one of those, it'll probably be because Infinite's forge was a stepping-stone for me
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>>581681407
>join the halomods discord and suck off a few people for industry secrets because documentation is for losers
Yeah true. Usually I'm the first one to rant about this shit. The irony is I saw a while back some people in there lamenting that there aren't any large scale mods outside of Ruby The Jew and Cursed Halo lmao. Wonder why that is.
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>>581642175
>55 threads after 2000
>still no collage and spreadsheet
the betrayal...
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>>581681671
I left that shithole after greenknights blatant hypocrisy hit a boiling point with me years ago. Yeah sure mate belittle people just starting and learning the tools because "they're just porting" but your ports don't count because they required "effort". Alexis can fuck off too.
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>>581682190
>belittle people just starting and learning the tools because "they're just porting"
damn, really?
they're actually retarded enough to try to stop people from learning by using a method that has built-in training wheels?
when there's an original map that you're comparing your port / remake against, the original acts as an objective standard that you can use to see how well you're doing, forcing you to adapt and correct yourself and get better

and they're against that?
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>>581682471
If you're not a part of the clique, yeah.
Or if you don't have instant psychic knowledge of esoteric undocumented engines where half the functions don't do what they say they do because Griesemer is a fucking sperg, you get bullied by the jannies and the old guard.
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>>581682704
grim

definitely not the sign of a healthy fan community
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>>581682471
Yeah. If you don't spawn into the community with full custom assets and a full understanding of the all the entry level bullshit of the engine you may as well be a second class citizen not worthy of help.

>>581682704
My favorite are all the depreciated fields and flags that are just left in the tools.
>click a thing to see what it even does
>nothing happens
>"oh lol that was depreciated 2 games ago but still linger in the tools sorry no way for you to know"
H4 is really annoying with it.
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>>581681457
Don't even treat Infinite as a stepping stone, desu. It's going to make you learn a lot of esoteric and non-transferable skills to the point where you'd be better off learning actual 3D software. Just turn the unit snap on and learn how to extrude faces.
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>>581682190
>belittle people just starting and learning the tools because "they're just porting"
That's fine to do as a learning experience, but when 3/4 of all releases are just simple asset ports, it's a problem. Like when Reach released and there were a million "I made the DMR burst fire" mods. Just keep that stuff to yourself.
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>>581685346
>but when 3/4 of all releases are just simple asset ports, it's a problem.
Sure, but that's not a problem of people's behavior, in the sense that you can't scold people into stopping or talk people out of it.
That's just a Pareto distribution problem. Most people just aren't that creative. For the vast majority of them, a port is all that they can / will do.

Still, people should be okay with new forgers making ports, because for the few who are more creative than copy + pasters, making a port will help them learn. We just have to accept that most people will never get past step 1.
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GOOD MORNING MINTO
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>>581686639
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>>581686224
There's nothing wrong with starting small or simple to learn the ropes, but we don't need to see every single one of those ports.
But something hugely annoying is that there's 0 documentation for porting animations to Reach or newer games. People have done it, as evidenced by existing animation ports, they just refuse to tell anyone else how to do it.
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>>581686985
>but we don't need to see every single one of those ports.
Yeah, we don't need most of them. Most of the ports that I've been going through tonight have been shit.

I'm not saying that we need ports, good or bad. I'm saying that we need to give people the chance to make ports, because making ports is where a lot of eventually-talented mapmakers will come from.
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>>581687734
>I'm saying that we need to give people the chance to make ports
I'm not disagreeing with you there, I just think people need to be more mindful of quality control.
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>>581686985
Animations are pretty aids to work with. Reach onwards changed the way they are set up in a few ways which makes porting from 1-3 pretty annoying. Porting to or from the 343i games requires knowledge of how animation retargetting in Blender works.
Last time I checked Foundry can automate some of the more tedious stuff like adding all the control bones (pedestal, aim_pitch, aim_yaw, ect) and transfer the movement data over to them. Dunno if you'll have to manually create the new aim overlays or if it can automate that too.
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>>581689792
I've been told it's tedious, but that's all I've ever been told. Nobody will even give me a hint of how to begin.
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I saw Mint at a grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>581691927
fuck up dude
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>>581658573
instant classic
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oracle, what happened to jjab
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>>581686639
>>581686774
Escharum and Minto wholesomely playing Halo Campaign Evolved Co-op. Minto leads the charge while Escharum defends his precious Halo Vtuber oshi from those Covenant scum as if she was his own daughter. They are an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Escharum can't help but smile at the level of their newfound power...If only he were younger, maybe with her by his side...no, he shouldn't think that way, he's old enough to be her grandfather!...He quickly disperses the thought, disturbed and ashamed that it even happened. Ah, so this is what getting old feels like, he thinks to himself.
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Rise and shine nigga
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the vtuber was never funny
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>>581642175
Reach a good shit
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GOOD MORNING MINTO
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>>581700690
I'll take the cute and funny vtuber over the farting/scat ERP disguised as Escharum posting. Some of you have some weird/bizzare kinks, even for 4chan. No offense.
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This whataboutism isn't the own you think it is.
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>>581708182
bizarre*
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>>581708292
Stop ERPing in /hg/ and spamming your femboy porn and treating this place like your discord. As soon as you do this, the vtuber terrorism will stop.
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Be nice to Yeeze.
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no
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How was Infinite?
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>>581714267
Campaign was pretty okay. Could be worse.
Multiplayer in general is hit or miss, sprint really ruins everything, but Big Team Heavies is probably the best in the franchise (Most balanced, and the sandbox variety of weapons and vehicles is nice). Big Team Fiesta is also fun, but not as fun as Halo 5's weapon sandbox variety, but you can still use vehicles. Squad Battle is alright, but it makes me want to play Halo 3's Big Team Battle. Classic Slayer playlist is the same way, just makes you want to go back and play the older games.

In general I think Infinite's combat is too fast paced, but I'd rather play it than Reach which is too slow/sluggish. I wish Infinite was made in Halo 3's engine and there was no sprint, and they added real vehicular battles to the campaign where NPCs can drive too. Then it might be one of the best Halo games of all time, but alas.
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Anyone down for Halo 4 legendary :^)
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>>581715725
Yes, but only solo and with the Genesong mod installed.
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Why are shotguns in these games so fucking unreliable holy shitttt
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>>581716361
it's (YOU) who's unreliable, Goby
Unreliable of your mind!
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Halo 4 the most boring amateur hour campaign I have played, it's the most jarring transition
It's like if Prospekt had an AAA budget
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failfinite
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Halo (forma de la MCC) was being played.
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Can't wait for Gears of War: Estrogen Day
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What's the puerto rican up to
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whats he up two
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AI got that one.
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get thisss
*ziiiiip*
*plop*
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Forced.
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Did you just shit your pants?
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Do they sell estrogen in Puerto Rico?
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How else do you think they reproduce
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I can't bump the thread anymore today. Godspeed.
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Took me multiple days to finish the "Human Weakness" short story in the Evolutions audiobook.
it just meanders on way too long and just sucks ass. It does feature somewhat interesting points like Cortana seeing the flood infection through the eyes of another species. This most assuredly is the worst short story of the book.
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>noncanon esl bookshit
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/mhg/ won
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Raul Pasquel runs this place.
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all > 2
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>>581759214
True
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>>581759214
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Violent Beating is NOT gonna like that one....
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>ESL
Yeah? So what?
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>>581763735
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Not hyped for Gears anymore to be quite honest.
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My PC can't run it therefore it sucks.
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just steal more pc parts you mexican
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But I'm one of the good ones...
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>>581769068
favorite halo?
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>>581769407
Wilds
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>>581769407
2
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>>581768354
why?
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the fact that MCC doesn’t have full campaign cross play is abysmal, all of my buddies are on pc and i’m on xbox i’d like to play a campaign with them that isn’t Halo 3 or ODST
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>>581773549
But those are the best ones.
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>>581773756
>But those are the best ones.
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Puerto Rican above.
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Still waiting on those hands, Diaz.
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>>581774065
>Still waiting on those hands, Diaz.
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AI got that one.
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You niggas still doing this? lol
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It's so easy to rile you all up.
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Puerto Rico is forced and not Halo
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Baza is mad because he wasn't the one who kickstarted the new /hg/ meme.
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>he
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>Baza out of nowhere
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The thread. I'm going to abandon it.
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I don't think I can wait 18 years until the Successor is of age...
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The Puerto Rico meme is the most forced shit yet, Baza was right about you cordies.
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>>581778497
JJAB NO
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>>581778629
STFU Yeeze.
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We must be better cordies.
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we must be better puerto ricans
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>>581781081
Forced
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I miss you
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Fag.
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The Puerto Ricans lost this war months ago.
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Forget Halo.
Play Exodus.
Buy me an ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouGJQGD7IZ8
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>>581790607
Ok marketer
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>>581790607
Buy an ad.
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why the FUCK does the Halo 3 BR feel so psychotically bad to try to use?
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>>581790607
Buy an ad
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>>581791883
>bad animations
>bad vfx
>slow projectile speed + random spread
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>>>/an/5161473
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>>581790607
Buy an ad, faggot.
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AI got those ones.
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>>581792078
>slow projectile speed
it feels so unnatural that I always forget about this
stupid me for thinking that the shots would go where I'm aiming, and that I wouldn't have to lead guys within like 50 fucking feet
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>>581796349
Netcode eats shots too. If you're in a chaotic BTB match for example and are going 'what the fuck why why this nigga die' it's because it's prioritizing all those vehicle wreckage doodads rolling down the hill over shot registration.
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*fart*
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schizo general more like
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stfu
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These are the last nine days of /hg/.
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>>581804029
censored word form
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>/hg/ - Hiddenxperia General
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AI got that one.
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Filtered post above.
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Ticonderoga's Jammer spoofed the two posts above.
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Nancy above
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Nonce above.
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Forced above.
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Brown below.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FghiROrGEKA
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>>581809434
>>581809912
AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mint's husband looks like THAT?
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>carrier forms
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>>581811614
>Mint's husband
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>>581811957
That's Mint's boyfriend.
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Puerto Rican forms.
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>>581812169
Forced
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>some kind of stealth armour
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GOOD MORNING MINTO
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>>581813143
You wanna hear about what I did to Minto? You want to hear how I tied her to the bed? Not too tight, so I could watch her struggle. You want to hear about how I made her go down on her knees, forced myself inside of her? You want to hear how she was alone with me all night. She did things that... she never expected to do, that she never imagined were possible. With her fingers. With her mouth. Or do you want to hear how, at the beginning, she said she would do anything? I mean, she begged me for her life. And by the morning time, when she was lying, shaking, crying, bleeding, she was begging me to take her out of her misery.
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>>581813412
Forced.
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>>581812956
Why did that line get everyone bent out of shape in the remake anyway?
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>>581813476
Because it's retarded
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>>581813476
Because they never played the original game.
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>>581813143
Ok marketer
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>>581813552
It's also in the original.
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>>581813472
Minto was forced, yes.
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>>581813580
No it isn't.
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>>581813560
It wasn't in the original either.
>b-but it's cut content!
Don't care.
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It is in the original and it's not cut content.
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>>581813803
You're trying too hard.
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OH NO NO NO
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The Chief heads off to rescue the Captain.

When the Chief come across an empty brig:

Cortana : "We must be in the brig. These look like holding cells. There are probably multiple detention stations. The Captain must be in one of them. We need to keep looking for him."
When the Chief comes across an occupied detention center:

Marine POW 1: "It's the Chief!"
Marine POW 2: "Chief! Chief! Let me out, man!"
Captain Keyes: "Watch out Chief, the Covenant guards are using some sort of stealth armor."
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>>581813994
>>581814104
BOOM
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I can't wait for Halo fans to play their favourite game Halo CE for the first time.
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>>581813143
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>>581813696
>>581813712
>>581813870
FORCED
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I'd give you a slight pass if you didn't know it was an original line. There's no subtitles and it's played from the Keyes biped (so you have to basically make a beeline to him to hear it clearly over the weapons fire) rather than an omnipresent voice.
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>>581808594
Nancy Drew and Halo crossover when?
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>played through a50
>the line is there
>i've never heard it in 25 years
>i was sperging out over something that was always there
I'm a filthy fucking hack.
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>still no divegrass team
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Did Campaign Evolved come out yet?
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>>581816030
>a filthy fucking hack.
>>
In fact, most things people complained about are in the original game. For example the crew members in the Autumn being immune to friendly fire, that's a bug present in the original release of the game, their hit boxes are broken and you got to aim In a different direction to hit them.
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>>581813994
>>581814104
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Carrier forms seem kind of pointless considering they are slow.
Would make sense for combat forms to carry some infection forms with them instead.
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>>581822675
nah
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>>581822675
nah
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>>581818237
What I hate most about the remake is how many of the weapons were ripped directly from Reach with minimal changes, if any.
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Anyone else had issues with Infinite on a newer AMD card? And if so, is there a reliable fix for it?
I went from a 2070 Super to a 9070 XT, for most other games it's a big improvement, but in Infinite there's constant jarring stutter and it's worse than before
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>>581829624
Look it up in the Steam forums it's been an issue for like a year now. Maybe there's a fix there.
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>playing *nf*n*te
cringe
>>
343xirs...
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>>581831673
You play 4.
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>>581831673
Infinite is fun sometimes because I'm relatively good at it.
Whereas the skill gaps in the Bungie Halos were not meant for having under 10k players online at a time or whatever MCC has. So I get destroyed almost every match there and it's not much fun
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>>581828617
are we playing the same game?
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>>581832105
this isn't surprising
fucking nobody is buying them
90% of gamers are not terminally online on image forums. The anti-sony sentiment is not mainstream.
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>>581832169
None of us play 4, and that's a big problem.
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>>581830448
Thanks. Steam forums do have what appears to be a fix, but my motherboard is old enough that I would have to go through a convoluted process of updating my BIOS to do it. Fucking AIDS cancer ebola 343 not maintaining their game and making me feel like just giving up and playing it on the console instead
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umm?
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>>581834604
And people say Puerto Rico is a forced meme.
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halo 2 has a better story than the new wolverine.
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wolverine is poorly written
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Destiny won
>>
Wardogs won
>>
the shittiest game of 2026 contest.
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YeezeID lost
Boypilled won
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Boypilled should stick to men his age.
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Sigmund won.
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>>581836814
30 and above?
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>>581837213
35 to 45.
He's that old.
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>>581836639
I wouldn't have charged or paid $50 for Campaign Evolved, but I enjoyed it. Except for the times like when an Elite flanks you and kills you with a silent little tap because its melee lacks an appropriate sound effect
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the regulars lost
>>
JingleBaza won.
>>
Who?
>>
PAID YOU
>>
TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!
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LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
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Bias lost.
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Halo.
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/hg/ is leaking on /v/
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The Usuals were victorious.
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>>581838351
Surprised they haven't done a 3rd person cover-based Halo yet. You'd think MS would look at their two biggest shooter franchises and mandate combining them that way, at least with one title to test the waters
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>>581839164
Link it...
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>>581834221
Not so fast.
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the /hg/ thread on /v/ is doing better than expected
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>>581840208
>>>/v/748166774
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Is Halo 4 really that bad?
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Yes
>>
No
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Marathon (Classic Halo) has been saved.
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>>581842485
Compared to the Bungie games it's pretty poor, but it's far from the worst gen 7 console fps you can play
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>>581845502
and it has indisputably the hottest Cortana in the entire series
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>>581845945
Post hands.
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>>581846058
>thinks only browns have that opinion
You must be new to Halo
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>>581846153
Post Hands.
>>
Positive things to say about Halo 4:
>Cortana is pretty.

Negative things to say about Halo 4:
>Remove sprint
>The rest of things I have to say about Halo 4 is going to make Halo 4 cry. So it's better to just not say anything.
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>>581846590
>>
>I’m Poria Torkan, Bungie’s Studio Head
jej
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>>581842485
It's not fun.
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Is this the halo thread?
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Halo? Dead

Destiny? Revived
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>>581845945
>and it has indisputably the hottest Cortana in the entire series
SheDs objectively the hottest in a "most breedable" way, but personally I find 2 classic overall more attractive
I like the spunk
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We are NOT playing Destiny.
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>>581849270
We can synthesize both designs and create the ultimate Cortana.
We have the technology.
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>>581849270
I want to spunk all over Halo 2 Anniversary Blur Cutscene Cortana. Halo 4 Cortana can get it too.
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>We
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>are a turd in the wind
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We nigga
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>>581839197
Irregulars won.
Regulars lost.
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I can't bump the thread anymore today. Goodnight.
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Marty won, little chud
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Halo Studios won.
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Is we playing Halo?
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Played.
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>>581856986
I've been told this ain't Halo doe
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>>581858535
How about this.
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>>581859471
Needs more parries and sliding and sprinting and
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Bring back bouncy cars.
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>>581862595
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>>581862824
Wonder what her Brute body count is.
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Gundam Niggas
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>destiny is back
>still no news on the halo front
Halo studios at least owes us an apology for ruining halo for all time.
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I'm not calling them that.
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Fine. When are we getting an apology from 343?
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>tfw when the true Halo killer was Halo Studios all along
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Stop calling them that.
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Cats are Halo confirmed.
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>>581875145
This has been known.
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>>581812169
Can Red make this the profile picture for the server for a week?
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Not Halo.
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someone is attempting to get groomed by HIM again
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Grooming is Halo so what gives?
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/v/ is making fun if us....
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>>581884426
>if us
Go back to Mexico, ESL nigger.
>>
I want to play with /hg/....
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>>581885754
>You made a typo therefore you are esl
Respectfully go back to munching your gutter oil food.
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We should play some Halo!
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I'm back, /v/ has awoken me from my slumber
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>>581885754
How's your little Caribbean island doing today?
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>>581886861
>still no hands
Not looking good for you, Diaz.
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Not once has he refuted being Puerto Rican.
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>>581643937
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>>581887493
Dead meme.
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>>581887221
Not once has he refuted being a brown.
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>>581884426
No we aren't. We are paying you tribute
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>>581887632
Yes, so?
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>>581887583
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>>581887632
to each their own
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>>581887693
brute broken by noble six
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>>581887861
Browns aren't welcome here, Diaz. Leave.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEGIOAdSXx8
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>>581887962
The hand of Y0g is as strong and racist as ever.
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>>581887989
Not Halo.
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>>581887893
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>581887893
>to each their own
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>>581888065
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>>581888276
he cute
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Y0g
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post more ancient memes
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Escharum won.
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Gay sex with Yeeze and Tavult.
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Gay sex with Escharum
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Brutal rape with Mint.
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AI got that one.
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it got real forced in here real quick
>>
I will show you forced...
*ziiiiiip*
*flop*
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>>581892175
If you filter posts you are unironically a bigger faggot than the basedgolems on reddit.
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Filtered post above.
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>>581892175
patriot
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>>581892848
You know nothing of patriotism, Diaz.
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Im schleep.
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>>581893063
to each his own
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>>581893204
>to each his own
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He must be ecstatic because he didn't get any hurricanes this year.
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>>581893412
We don't get hurricanes unlike your spic shithole, Diaz.
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Wait so he's actually Puerto Rican? You guys weren't joking?
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who is diaz
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>>581893701
The retarded ESL is, yeah.
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Holy fuck ppfffftt
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It's so easy to rile you all up.
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You're all fish in my net.
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Sprint belongs in Halo
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Puerto Ricans on the other hand...
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Sprint doesn't belong in Halo
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How big or small is a brute's penis?
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>>581895831
4 inches
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343/halo studios is dead but for real this lmaooooooooooo
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Let's find out.... together
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>>581895917
Why is he so funny?
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Its so easy to rile you all up...
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AI got that one.
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>>581896143
what a faggot
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Its so easy to rile you all up...
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>>581896143
uh oh
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>>581896606
?
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>>581896143
yup the franchise is over lol
destiny won
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>>581896143
who
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>>581896143
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terminator is not halo
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>>581898851
>terminator is not halo
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Terminated posts above.
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be nice to the islander
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lol triggered
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>>581899390
You will never not be an ESL. You have no English birth certificate, you have no English parents, you have no dual-citizenship. You are an ESL twisted by English classes and knowing a few sentences in English into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the English mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish accent behind closed doors.

English men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed the English to listen to foreign accents with incredible efficiency. Even "fluent" who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to an English man. The way you pronounce "daughter" is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk American home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second start talking and pronounce all of your T's as D's.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your ESL parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with some westaboo who sucked ass at English. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your ESL birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an ESL is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably an ESL.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Thank God I don't live in England.
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>more than 5 sentences
lol the filter got that one
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This shit ain't Twitter, lil guy.
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rape is coming....
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not yet
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Dank was right about Baza.
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>>581899549
shut the fuck up, anlgocuck
nobody cares about your stupid esl correction
go back to slaughter some natives and shit
you entitled fucking cracker
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>>581900179
I agreed with this posts.
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kek
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it isnt not correct to be mean
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Be nice.
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Yaeh, be nice!
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stop your breaking him!
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I'm and sorry...
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>nothing in development
>not even more remakes

ITS FUCKING OVER
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they had gold with infinite and they fumbled hard
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>>581900919
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>>581900996
>gold
You mean pyrite.
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>>581901075
Lovely photos of your home town, Diaz. But you need to leave.
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>>581901215
And go where? You can't deport Puerto Ricans.
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>you
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>>581901082
nope gold
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>>581901475
AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>581901475
More like Fool's Gold.
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>>581901729
Obsessed.
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>>581901883
Wholesome slop.
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>>581901897
say the guy with dozens of pictures of brown hands saved in his compuer
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Puerto Rico is never mentioned in Halo.
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>>581902008
>dozens
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>>581902014
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>>581902014
BOOM
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GOOD NEWS
343/GAYLO STUDIOS IS DEAD
https://archive.ph/NkLwK
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>>581902403
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581902409
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>581902409
>>581902403
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We dont wanna see ur selfie
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>>581902783
This is you crying and punching, at the same time.
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>>581902906
>This is you crying and punching, at the same time.
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Why does baza pretend to have good grammer when he types like a retard in the discord lol
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Activision confirmed new Halo daddy lmaooo
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>>581902934
You lost.
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>>581902934
Obsessed.
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>>581903046
>You lost.
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>>581903174
Wrong flag, Diaz.
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>discord trannies fighting
>when we got real news
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>>581903251
The fuck is ABK?
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>>581903210
>spic stealing my bit
Living up to the stereotypes, Diaz.
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>>581903378
No, you're the one stealing my thing, Diaz.
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That's ENOUGH, Diaz.
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>>581903485
You're trying too hard, Diaz. Go back.
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>>581903327
Activision Blizzard King.
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>diaz
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Halo.
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FORCED. ALL of it.
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Candy Crush Saga will soon become Halo.
Halo match three fucking when?
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>>581898851
>terminator is not hal--ACK
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>>581904870
The Spas-12 is not Terminator.
It's like calling the M16 Platoon.
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>>581905312
>The Spas-12 is not Terminator.
Wrong.
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>>581906564
silly billy
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>>581814282
There's definitely Janissaries in-universe that actively use such stupid loadouts for the dumbest of missions like "deliver package next town over" or "kill random guy that didn't pay protection". So stupid, but what can we expect from Innies playing Spartan?
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>>581839338
The problem is that Elites and Brutes would still move like they do in the 1st person games. Marines and ODST are screwed half the time because they have to do cover-based movement against enemies that can kill Spartans if they catch them offguard. Some don't even need to do that, they were just born better.
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>>581900790
They should just YOLO it and throw every single faction they have been poorly building up to next (last) game, with the ending straight up being blowing up Zeta Halo while we Warthog Run through Infinity as a whole ass Battlefield match between everyone left is happening, as a hail mary that if not succesful works as a final sendoff to the franchise. And this time, the Chief knows no one's coming so he does say Halo is indeed finished.
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One of the other 3 are going to be one of the, or the, final boss(es) of Halo 7. If it ever happens.
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>halo 7
Anon, I...
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>>581910832
Halo 7 is as likely as Gears 6.
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>the prophecy is coming true
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>>581911683
>campaign evolved will surely be ruined
Yes.
>and there will be no halo after it
Wrong. We're getting Activision Halo.

Bad timeline achieved.
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When's the Halo: The Endless announcement?
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(((griesemer)))
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Halo.
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There is no Endless, is there...
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>>581913396
why do you think they're old? the halo 7 hype train is ENDLESS!
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Forced.
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How hard would it be to have like one or two guys spend a couple of days a month just looking at some infinite maps/modes and shuffling up/in some of them to the playlists, infinite's pretty fun but the big team battle modes get kinda old with the map rotation and leaves me wishing we had some of those amazing halo map remakes added in to play on. Esp those snow maps from halo 1 and 3
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At least it can't get worse
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the escharum folder wasn't real was it?
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The worst part is most of the blame is on Microsoft but fans just know about 343's fuckups.
They don't even know 343 pitched dozens of concepts to microsoft like a odst helldivers game that got told NO. They want to make a destiny style halo game that would be amazing, but microslop would never fund that.
Then there's the fact microsoft keeps the temp contractor system going. Virtually guaranteeing that 343 couldn't build up a skilled crew of vets.
Instead they forced to rely on temps that barely have time to learn the in house engine.
343 had issues esp the main leaders but man, fuck microslop for trying to nickle and dime labor costs on their former flagship product. Hope it was worth the nickles you fucks.
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>>581914820
>At least it can't get worse
Anon...
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Blizzard will unironically save Halo.
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Terminator 1= CE
Terminator 2= 2
Terminator 3= Reach
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Halo's ass belongs to Activision and Sledgehammer Games now. Ready your asses. /codg/ owns you now.
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>>581912330
>>581915312
Activision game where u play as a marine sounds dope- could even be unsc v insurrectionist desu
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I don't know any /codg/'s, is that some irrelevant /vm/ general?
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>>581915437
>Activision game where u play as a marine sounds dope- could even be unsc v insurrectionist desu
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>>581915437
>yeah i want a halo game that plays absolutely nothing like halo, looks nothing like halo, and ultimately shares nothing except the name
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>>581916081
But enough about Halo Wars.
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>>581915490
my hands look like this
>>581916081
yea, like halo wars, that was dope. i want halo spinoffs and insurrectionists r cool for that, not asking for halo 7 to be about a marine lol
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>>581914926
They were fucked the moment that "too traditional" moment happened with the MS execs in Halo 4 production.
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>>581916347
>my hands look like this
I know, Diaz. And that's why you have to leave.
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>carrier forms
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>>581916081
Yes
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Invasion of /v/ is ongoing.
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Fun fact: Bungie originally intended Halo 2 to have an extensive interactive Cortana sex scene but Microsoft focus groups and the well-documented troubled development of H2 stopped them from doing it.
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>>581919932
trvke
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>343 finally getting fired
I never thought I'd see the day. Long live our ActiBlizz overlords.
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Call of Duty won.
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>>581921351
>Call of Duty won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20OinONUUKc
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>>581921351
>post caught in a timewarp since 2009
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Really excited for Halo 2 Rebalanced.
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>>581921351
Lehtobros we eating good
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Bungiestanis never quit
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>>581924127
For me, it'll be Reach Evolved.
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We exist together now, two corpses in one grave
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>halo getting shipped off to the studio that made cod games that were deemed bad even by standards of those npc's who buy cod yearly
>this is somehow a good thing according to those whose thought process doesn't extend beyond "343i bad"
I hope they get what they want. Truly.
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>>581925185
People who said that modern Halo was CoD will finally get a literal Call of Duty Halo game
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Halo 4 did nothing wrong
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and yet...
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the Next leader of this place will Shock you
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>>581924697
>plz be bungie
ARROGANT CREATURE
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>>581921351
cock of doody
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Perhaps a part of her remains..
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>>581928126
>bungie's death will be instantaneous
>but we will suffer the progress of infinity ward
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It's just an ancient slumber.
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>halo on the iw engine (i forgot what number it's at now, 9? 10?)
Fucking ew. I hate the way that engine renders stuff.
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Who asked?
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>>581916081
...but enough about Halo 4, 5, Infinite, and Campaign Evolved.
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>>581936297
Infinite is more Halo than Halo 2 will ever be.
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nah
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There is no greater poetic irony than 343 industries destroying the Halo IP in an attempt to chase Call of Duty's success, only to be shutdown for their failure to produce anything of artistic or economic value and be handed to the same studio they were shamelessly ripping off
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No. I think we are just getting started. (Unironically)
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No one's ever really gone
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>>581936996
343i developed Reach?
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Somehow, Halo returned.
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>>581938514
Yeah
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aight pack it up
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It is so fucking over kek
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it's simple really
eliminate or significantly reduce nu-Halo from game nights
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>>581942030
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>>581942030
I didn't even know they made a 2nd Halo Wars
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I don't like how the forerunner stuff looks in Halo 3
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IT'S DONE

https://www.thegamebusiness.com/p/halo-to-activision-xbox-merges-studios

>Halo will now be entirely led by Call of Duty publisher Activision. Halo Studios will continue to support existing in-market projects, while a new purpose-built team will make the next Halo game.
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>>581942240
high IQ take
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>>581942290
>Bungie and 343 getting raped at the same time
We live in the best timeline
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>>581942290
>literally nothing changes but instead of xbox game studios it will say activision
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>>581942290
>random blog post
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>>581942290
if true, good.
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>>581942290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmndFkp07A
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>>581942516
>https://www.theverge.com/news/998586/activision-halo-xbox-reorganization-layoffs
More credible source than just a random literally who site.
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it's true
343 is FUCKING DEAD

https://www.ign.com/articles/confirmed-microsoft-hands-halo-to-call-of-duty-developer-activision-as-part-of-huge-xbox-studios-shakeup
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Say, "Thank you, Asha."
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>>581942708
>>581942659
>>581942290
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i'm so happy
they're finally gone
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we fucking KNEEL

yes, WE!
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Did we just win?
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343XIRS PLEASE LIVESTREAM IT
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>i actually get my franchise death wish
Nice. The Activision game ain't ever coming out.
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brave new world

>>581943369

>>581943369

>>581943369
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>>581943363
It will be out in less than 20 months
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Favorite Call of duty?
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Destiny won
Halo lost



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