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>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skills
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Mr. C.B., SSR Super Creek
Current CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm
Current Event: NONE

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian
09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event
09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*), Phalaenopsis (3*), SSR Matikanetannhauser
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Visit Tomakomai
https://www.tomakomai-kanko.jp/
Stories Archive
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
https://uma.moe/database
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ryan LOVE
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Why do xogs rape them so bad? Mad they got beat by the most honest f2p playstyle? And cant put in the effort to make the same quality xogs?
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Tachyon LOVE
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hey
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wahey
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Curren Chan is a WHORE.
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One of the greatest characters ever created.
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https://files.catbox.moe/wy8fc4.jpeg
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>>581733680
mad cause jelly and ugly
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behead all those who use xoguri
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>>581733631
Why does Neisha explode?
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>>581733710
One of the sexiest characters ever created.
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>long CM next
>long G aptitude
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>>581733875
she is pure evil so the sunday zone disintegrated her
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Yae
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>>581733561
Yo
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>>581734031
if dirt fags can make their favorites work on turf you can make yours work on Long
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Lates and Paces are the only honest players around.
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>>581733451
mejjing is the best
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Super Creek is cute.
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>>581734347
Who?
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Dark jig:
https://jiggie.fun/P4z_vj

Light jig:
https://jiggie.fun/OvPUcB
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>>581734338
>whale surger
>honest
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>>581734338
>xog chaser
>honest
nah
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I love my genius wife!
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idk who else to run for arima, always wanted to do spe so probably her. no idea about last one tho
does spurt work yet?
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>play CM
>see this
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>>581734693
Spurt works yeah
I’m personally running a Pace/Late/End comp since I wanna use the Inari Festival alt I lucked on, but Spe is usually better as the End according to initial data
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>>581734693
yeah spurt works. we're probably going to see end xoggers with spurt. they said cm19 was the last xog cm btw
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>>581733451
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Why is Mambo climbing even higher? Aren't they supposed to be dying?!
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>>581735153
Would Seiun do this
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They are going to crush my ass on A
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>>581734809
It's kind of messed up that they present this as a family-friendly game and then include imagery of such scary and spooky characters as that. There's no way children are mature enough to look at that without being at least a little bit traumatized.
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>>581734861
oh my god you're right I got inari from dailies and her festival outfit is so sexo. got my lineup then, thanks

>>581734881
so long as there are no dommies WITH keen eye it's okay
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Is it wrong to lust over the shortstack trio and fantasizing about them smothering me with their tits?
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>>581735313
We can be friends in group C
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"You can hit the stamina requirements without using Super Creek."
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be normal
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>>581735952
I saw this and immediately heard in my mind the wonderful sound that Jordan makes when she wins.
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post your gp making progress
I am currently fishing for a bobo gp with stam and long, 2* minimum with at least 2-3 must have front whites
I need to make a pace and end parent too, but I don't know what they want quite frankly
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uh oh meltyyyyy
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>>581735845
Nope
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>>581736160
calm down lil bro
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>>581736392
creek and barcarole
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>>581736392
why does it feel like i know who made this post
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>>581736513
You have brain worms.
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You WILL eventually be an umamusume. Don't lose hope.
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>>581736498
creek is a good one actually, for pace I'm assuming? don't quite know the positioning requirements
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yeah im having a fucking melty.

>amazing run
>accupuncturist shows up and gives me charming early
>inspirations are god tier
>statlines are all easily met
>most important card event chain doesnt even fucking start

ohhhhhhh you tricked me cygames you got me good! card chain event rate up doesn't do anything if the event never starts!!!!!!!!
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>>581736392
im done with arima parents, now all i have to do is actually hit a good ace
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>a boogie reference, in MY schizo meltdown? it's more likely than you might think!
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>>581736513
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>>581736513
leave umama ALONE!
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>>581736392
Paces only need "My true strenght", maybe head-on too and ends require god's help because other than spurt they have nothing else. Maybe nimble navigator for both and common whites.
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>>581735295
Yeah she would, that little hooker
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>>581736589
mcqueenposter... i believe in you...
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>>581736318
She has a 40% win rate. I have no clue why. I'm currently attributing it to round 1 being ez mode.
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So I'm trying to train my Falco for Arima and I've been mashing G1 with her with C turf and losing half of my races, like 12 out of 24 G1's. Does the affinity thing matter about winning the G1 or just doing it?
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not clicking your futa dolphin porn link
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>>581737091
wit accurate jordan
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>>581736982
Want to swim in that Creek
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>>581736982
umas are just built different, human women never stood a chance
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>>581736392
My Racist Week GP is ready. I would be working on a parent but none of the borrows fitting my criteria are particularly good, so in the meantime I'm spending TP on a tentative Brian GP
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>>581736982
>Pubes
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>>581737104
you gotta win it yeah. the parent wining the race gives affinity. if also you win that race on the ace you built the parent for, you get a little bonus affinity too. tho its not worth it to fit g1's that aren't needed for their career instead of clicking a rainbow. falco will suffer a lot from needing tons of sparks to do turf and long
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>>581736392
Pace Chaser: My True Strength, Head-On, Nimble, Ramp Up, Ignited PWR, Uma Stan
Uniques to inherit: Creek 2-5 position req for a nice recovery, Kitasan Victory Cheer, Sei Break it down or Angling, Dober moving past perfect for front stacked lobbies, Oguri Pulse, NYO Barcarole, Fuji Lights
End Closer: Spurt, Nimble, Ramp Up, Ignited PWR, Uma Stan
Uniques to inherit: Dober, Ryan, Barcarole, Brian Shadowbreak, Barcarole
End Closer Spechud has an insane combo with her unique, Barcarole, and Best in Japan
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Describe how the trainer would be raped.
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>>581736886
>>581737739
ty
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>>581737739
Nobody cares V, you'll lose anyway
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You WILL come to Tomakomai
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>>581737951
flatties are so insanely erotic
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How you doing today, Trainer-san? Got a package for ya from a "Gold Ship." Sounds like a clock. You mind signing for it?
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I think Hokkaido SUCKS.
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>>581737739
>uma stan on a pace chaser
yeah no wonder you're a 789
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>>581737951
Spit-roast strap-on
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I hate this fucking game. Could have gotten serviceable ace, but of course, this piece of shit game doesn't finish Mayano chain and misses out on Restless. She could have won so many races if she didn't stam out in debuffer lobbies.
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>>581737739
789's just listing random shit lmao
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>>581738056
I don't want to pull for her... But she's so bouncy, and meaty, and thick...
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>>581735043
evil horse I hate you
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>>581737739
Chat-GPT tier advice on CM
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>>581737951
love stego
kill the other bitch
after i enjoyed my time with my family at the beach
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you should actually try asking chatgpt for CM advice it's really funny. it was 100% convinced for some reason that brian's unique has accel and insisted that i use her as a gp for every ace.
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>>581738453
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>>581737739
this post was just a joke right haha you forgot your oguri pic right
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>>581738453
why are you gay
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>>581738589
Sorry, this is sexist as you are reducing these athletes to housewives. Please do not post this again as it is insulting to Umamusume and athletes. Thank you for your cooperation.
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>>581738764
does your mom know you're gay?
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>>581738682
V does this weird shit when he lists off random advice that makes no sense and has no base to even be valid because his ego is through the roof but he has only like 3 plats to his name
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>>581737951
blowjob and rimjob while they both hold your arms down
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>>581738589
Post more
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>>581738832
she does, actually
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oh another thing, who should I use loopas to transfer them onto PACE WISE, does it matter? or just someone like oguri for all the affinity possible
idk if it matters if they're a ggp. kinda forgot how to do it after having done it for fronts
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>>581739092
Affinity doesn't matter for ggp, you probably want them to be someone who can run dirt so Oguri/Maru/Pasa/Inari are the peak ggp.
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/uma/club members are so cool
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i knew she would be strong but damn
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>>581739186
pasa sounds good then, since I'm not planning on running her for any cm. thanks
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>>581739245
You mean to say, the absolute top strategy is the strongest?
Imagine my shock
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>>581739245
where did you find this screenshot of Benjamin Netanyahu's uma account
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>>581739336
this is a man
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>>581739245
>Xoguri
You didn't win.
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>>581739336
Ah, I mentioned these because you want them to have dirt pink sparks so your GPs can run dirt races so try to get dirt pink on your general GGPs.
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>>581739471
My mother is retarded and hasn't graduated you insensitive broad
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>>581739430
that's what makes it hot
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Is this a good start for looping? Not pictured is an Oguri with 3* Racing Spirit Stamina in the lineage
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>>581737894
Is that...
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>>581739245
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Anyone want to drink some chocolate milk later?
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>>581739539
Stop giving advice V
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>>581739695
I want to choke on Hishiamasexo's chocoalte milk every day.
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>>581739695
I'm not into tangy dingers
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>>581739539
yeye I gotcha
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>>581738835
V just copy what other say like sloppas with no understanding
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>>581739443
but it says i won right there
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>>581739245
that's sick gwo, I hope your other 2 aces get some wins too
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>>581738636
A reasonable response, funny even. Sadly it's missing the usual line for perfection...
>581738764
A retarded reply by an insecure child.
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Callback to the time when danchou trained the wrong guri
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Ogurin a cute
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3 careers in a row, 3 blocked Hanshin JFs in a row, 3 extra races in a row
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50 hours remain.
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Do trainers have rights?
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>>581739928
I will send Rudolf and Tazuna armed with whips to your room for reeducation later.
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nyo... my CP...
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>>581740091
That's tough bro
But don't worry, just browse the internet for CP sources and someone will knock on your door to help you out
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How are we feeling about day 2?
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>>581740049
not fond of hags, shan't be pulling for a granny
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>>581738586
It doesn't seem...entirely incompetent, and it is very complete.
It mostly summarizes things off of the gaslight site and reddit though, so...
Take that how you will...
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>VMama coordinating at the same time
Nyooooticing comfy hours ruined
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Since it's confirmed that all seuin trainers are SACbois*, should we start divvying them up as thread girlfriends for all the lonely anons? They're basically girls already and we seem to have plenty of them.

(*SAC = small asian cock)
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>>581740372
Comfy hours were over 10 hours ago.
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>>581740049
We love older women
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>>581733384
/uma/ sings Marvelous Sunday Time!
We're not there yet but at least you can join in on MARVELOUS SUNDAY DERBY RACES! Woo!

All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!
As usual the races will be
Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile
(All races will be random moods for added flavor)
PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING

The rooms are as following:
>SPRINT
83652500

>MILE
98655369

>MEDIUM
37563793

>LONG
17511785

>DIRT
58454009

First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
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>>581740376
>>>/vm/uma
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>>581740376
Abhorrent post
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>>581740598
>>581740689
SACbois spotted.
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>>581740589
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>>581740376
Which anons are Seiun trainers
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>>581740049
So what's the family harem?
Mother = Creek
Brother = Transcend
Grandmother = Wonder Acute
Sister = Take your pick
Father = ?
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>>581740869
Umawise the dadliest is probably Rudolf
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>>581740869
Fuji Kiseki
Of course, the cool dad that fucks bitches on the side and mom allows it
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>>581740869
Dad Rudolf and sister Rice
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>>581740869
Aunt Tap Dance
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>>581741114
I love this animation in particular
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>>581740869
sister is always Ines Fujin
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>>581741114
>>581741365
i came
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>>581741323
Is fucking a retard good for you?
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I love Rice
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>>581740804
you can tell because of their inherent SACboi attitude that's been ground into them by their asian upbringing. They scoff at anything off meta and talk down to people regularly. You might think SACbois would be Oguri trainers, but the front runner position appeals to them because they like to imagine themselves in the lead the entire time.
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>>581740869
>sister
Onii-chan we're alone tonight what should we do by ourselves aaaaall night?
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>>581741365
>>581741114
Umamusume devs are dirty
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Smaru hasn't spooked me even once. This bitch has the second most versatile front runner kit and it sucks that I don't have her.
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>>581741602
Nothing.
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I'm retarded. How does league 6 retention work? Why am I in demotion range when I'm above the retention line?
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>>581741602
I wish Curren Chan was my daughter so I could sneak into her room after her mother went to sleep.
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>>581741602
wanna play xbox
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>>581741779
Takes a few minutes to update
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>>581741779
he doesn't get it!
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how does skill priority work for clanker runs do i just put all the skills i want?
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>>581741114
>>581741365
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>>581740589
15 minutes more before we start the races!
Get in! Join in!
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>>581741954
do you know that falco event where she gives you groundwork or focus? if you put groundowork in the clanker it will pick that option, otherwise it's random, pick the skills you want from such kind of events
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>>581742094
Get in, loser. We're going to debuff the competition.
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>>581741954
https://rentry.co/UmaAutoSkills
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>>581741570
Names?
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>very last turn of the game has a triple speed rainbow for +53 speed
holy shit. i was over 1200... so that would've been 106 otherwise?
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For the arima kinen I'll be running uhhhh late xog and double dom
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>>581740589
'ate Oi
Total Oi death
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>>581742094
I joined
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>>581742430
Pace Festival Tama
Late Commander
End Festival Inari
The Emperor and her Entourage
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>>581742441
Inaribros...
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Did UmaDash manage to convince their Danchou not to rope next month?
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>>581742208
it doesn't let me choose that many
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7 and I'll kiss Shiraoki-sama.
4 and she'll kill me.
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>>581742687
>7
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>>581742467
May happiness and goodluck find you this week!
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>>581739964
>other aces
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>>581742687
oya?
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>>581742687
uhh
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How are you all doing at learning to skillfully play shogi?
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>>581742734
that'd be nice
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>>581742817
Kaguya sex
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CM20 lobby lets gooo, need a few tries

64725469
64725469
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>>581742687
Unfortunately you need Orenji's permission to summon her.
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>>581742860
I am comically bad at chess, let alone shogi
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>>581740589
marveanon why are you deploying a black man on the dirt race
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>>581742934
after the marvelous derby gwochi
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>>581740869
Here’s your Big Sis Group.
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You guys should be nicer to me
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>>581743125
What happens when I impregnate my sisters?
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>>581743207
Naisho da yo~
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>>581743559
Watching football after churcb
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>>581743559
Brother I am still looping Scramble/Inside Scoop
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We're starting the Xth Marvelous Sunday Derby Races!

Sprint Race first! NOW!
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scramble isn't even that good
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>>581743559
It's Sunday, nerd. We're all out on dates with our trainees.
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>>581743559
You're hosting at the worst possible time bwo
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>>581743559
haven't made any arima ones yet, soon
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>people tell me "lmao just use clanker uma"
>they are actually getting a ton of points
I guess it's time to rework my whole TT team with clanker uma...
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>awful mood
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>>581743710
Curren Chan wins the Sprint Race!
Special mention to Chemical Wash at 16th place!

Next Race, Mile Race in 5 minutes!
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>falco almost got to ult but Curren stole second
AIEEEEEE
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what?
that's not normal
what did you you do?
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>>581743994
>left lane looks like its going to win
>camera pans to the right and a whole squad overtaking

just like in real life...
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>>581740589 I went to lunch again! Damn it all I HATE lunch! It is the worst most low effort meal of the day and causes me to miss the Sunday Derby!
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>>581744126
The flatliners woke up. Ra... has come to.
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>>581744302
join now dumb teioposter
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>>581744126
got themselves a DEI hire
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>>581744302
You can still join 4 rooms
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>Rose Kingdom story using TV static to cut to the Curse of Thorns
Jeez that made me jump
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Banana.
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>>581744126
Expanded a bit
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>>581744126
Boosting their resumes to join a better club
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>>581743994
Mile Race is Starting!
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>>581744495
wife
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>>581744126
There's a lot of clubs in that range, we went from being 30M above rank 100 to 100M above rank 100 in a few days.
Nothing crazy
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>constantly my umas are 789 favorites
I'm watching none of those races I know I'll lose
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>>581744547
Taiki Shuttle wins the Mile Race!

Next race (medium) in 5 minutes!
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>>581744791
V...
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Favorite sloptuber?
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Which clubs would accept a low earner (3~5M fans daily) like me?
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>>581744898
Welcome to Mambo.
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>>581744897
victoria frontier
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>>581744898
Every club except /uma/club
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>>581744126
what went wrong?
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>>581744898
Uma&co is 29/30
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>>581744126
everyone is pretty close in that range, that and the resident fan farmers are still going strong, maybe other clubs have dropped the farming a bit
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>>581740049
>>581740869
kill mom
marry brother
marry randmother
marry sister (buebue/neisha)
fuck father (stego)
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rice's chibi look so fucking BIG with her dumb ass ears taking so much space
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>>581745101
That spot is already reserved for a guy next month retard
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>>581744898
>(3~5M fans daily)
i will accept you in autism/uma/ TODAY if you want
we've got a guy who hasnt logged in in 10 days
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can you guys stop raping me in CM
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>>581745248
disgusting nepotism club
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>>581744795
Medium Race is starting!
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holy fuck im rich
shoutout to danchud for forcing me to do fan runs under gunpoint
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>>581745287
THE RAPED
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>>581745000
>>581745032
>>581745101
Ok frens
I'll drop my id here next month once i get the freebies of the club that still in
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You guys are my friends, right?
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>>581745248
>uhmmmm hey retard that empty spot is reserved for one of the officer's discord friends !!!

jesus christ is uma&co the most reprehensible club on 4chan?
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>>581745414
not really
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>>581744495
>>581744567
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>>581745287
I want you to know that it's not personal and I hope we can continue being friends after what is going to happen in round 2.
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>>581744898
>3-5m fans daily is low earner now
war changed with the autoumas
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>>581745213
Rude
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>>581745414
Yup!
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>>581745443
Sex with Dober
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>>581745323
Mayano Top Gun wins the medium race by a nose!

Next race in 5 minutes!
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>>581745414
7 and we are besties
4 and we are bitter rivals
Anything else and we are friends
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>>581745479
So fluffy...
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>>581745404
>didnt respond to me
oh no... that means hes in my club...
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>>581744898
Buttsweat may have 1-3 spots next month but that might be too many fans for b+
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>>581745443
Is it time for men?
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>>581744898
Message me
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>>581745759
k. sent you an UMail ingame.
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>>581745648
wtf I kinda want to fuck biwa now
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>>581745435
It's just an old member returning
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is Uma&Co the John Wick of /uma/?
>most wanted
>persecuted
>feared by everyone
despite everything they stand strong even when lacking one member
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Can't believe there are people who fap to this.
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>>581745606
Long race is starting!
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>>581745963
i don't remember a scene where john wick sucks cock then cries about his boyfriend leaving him
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>>581745964
Yeah, how dare they not share their stash
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>>581745963
lol, here's your (you)
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>>581746178
I do. it was in the second movie
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>>581745606
Sunday hoster is it possible for you to keep the rooms up longer before hosting?
People keep joining while the races are going on so I'm sure more people will join if the rooms are up for an hour or something.
Don't worry about it if it's not possible or inconvenient to you
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>>581745606
>mood
>AWFUL
THAT WAS A FREE WIN
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>>581746068
Seiun Sky wins the long race!

Last race, dirt race, in 5 minutes!
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Do CM matching finish matching all the 5 races at start?
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>ZRR has an event that gives her a status raises all her stats by 350
Please please please let this be bugged in auto
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>>581746471
Did anyone end up winning a cm with a mega clanked gold shitty or muteki?
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are we actually using ulala in gm or is that an inside joke
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if uma&co is john wick then /uma/club is the high table
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>>581746240
Sure, we can try that next week.
1 hour waiting time
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>>581746471
But that's the final race in the career, why will it matter
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Cafe beat that guy's Oguri. Being an oshigamer feels so good in round 1.
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>>581746631
literally anything but using power cards lmao
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sex with gyarus
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>>581745468
I thought we're friends...
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What a dork.
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>>581746365
The last race, the Dirt race, is starting!
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>The All Comers was last night
shit
was it a good race
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>get podium
>feel good
>look at opponents
>all clanked

round 1 fucking sucks sometimes desu
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>>581746719
For easy loopa primarily, and monstrous TT members
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>>581746930
the winner won by less than a nose, go watch the vod its a nailbiter
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>>581746695
Great, thanks hopefully the lobbies will all manage to fill up. And thanks for hosting too
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>an anon bought a debuffer in every single marvelous race
what is his end game..?
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>All-Seeing Eyes
>doesn't see all
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next jiggie
the second gigajig
https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
0/30 done
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>>581746631
For non-Longs yeah
There are no good guts cards for a while, even if guts training is good
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>>581747102
to add a bit of spicy chaos
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>>581746995
bro it said'temporarily' I doubt those stats ever get added in the uma
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Are we going to address Benzoretard bringing a debuffer in every Marvelous race?
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>>581746908
Copany Rickey has won the dirt race three times in a row!

Congratulations on the winners this week!
Enjoy the week, Enjoy the CM and see you guys next time!
MARVELOUS!!!
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>>581747293
>doxxing
Why are you like this? These are for fun races.
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>>581747259
I LOST TWICE THANKS TO YOUR DOMS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oh FUCK I neglected TT for too long
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>>581746873
CUTE!
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>>581747293
benzobros? our response?
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Maya...
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>>581747293
Misinformation!
I brought a Tama to Medium
Also who?
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>>581747425
I wonder who doxxed
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>>581747419
Have a MARVELOUS rest of your day and thanks for hosting these races they are always fun.
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>>581747536
WESTSIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEE
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>>581747536
YOSH! IKUYOOO!
>Has the worst career of all time
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jesus christ when the late surger accels hit... i'm addicted...
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>>581747580
It was me, sorry
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>>581747536
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>>581747536
The greatest 5th place ever earned.
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>>581747020
That was a good race
wasnt expecting Regaleira to be in there and also to get owned by a couple of 3-win horses
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Mambo defense force at full power defending debuffers in our only fun races. Next week you're going to bring 5 debuffers?
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damn homie
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Decided to just buy the last ticket for 30 carats and got 4 wins. The one I lost Falco was 6th for some reason.
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hahaha oh yeah that's cool, that's cool
I didnt need that final Nice Nature event. I don't need the skill from that event
I'll just inherit S medium in another run...haha...hopefully this time it wont take me 20 runs to inherit right? hahaha......ha...
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>>581747928
you fucking tard
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>>581747419
That's the first time I won a Sunday Race. Thanks for hosting, have a marvelous sunday.
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>>581747928
Half our members can't build UG rank umas bwo.... just let us bring a debuffer....
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>>581747928
uhhhh currensister that's not the mambo you know
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>>581747928
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>>581747928
i cant believe the benzo psyop actually worked
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>>581748052
One thing about this is that my Suzuka is always in front of Falco in the beginning despite not having Groundwork. Is it due to her turf S and higher power? She always ends up getting overtaken by Falco around the early-mid though.
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>>581721232
>you're not using the hog, are you?
no, I don't have the hog
if I did I'd run her without shame.
maybe just a little shame
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>>581748123
Oh shit I thought I managed to bring new drama on. Well played
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVupR2SNYEE
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>>581747967
part 2
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>>581748470
your tokens.....
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>>581748470
ace number #6767 only to get assblasted by xog double dom murmur
enjoy
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why does umama type like a black person now?
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>>581748470
bro... spend them...
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>>581748551
>>581748584
you're supposed to save them so you can buy friendship TE songs before summer

>>581748571
this is an arima mock ace you fool
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>>581748470
mother of all powerlets
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>>581748684
youre supposed to spend down in case you get blocked by +stat songs so you have extra turns to utilize them as well as manage your tokens so you can target specific coins with the last few turns of the semester
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>>581748684
>buy them before summer
you realize all the turns before summer count as before summer, right? you can buy things earlier than the literal turn before it starts. why wouldnt you?
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>>581748957
wrong
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>>581748684
your SP bonus sister...
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why did they make XOguri
what would be wrong about having a broken meta unit have a not-so good alt that doesnt break the game?
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>>581748684
The + bonuses apply immediately. You're bricking 6 entire months of +SP/speed/power by hoarding.
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Hi
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>>581749215
if you buy + bonuses immediately you'll brick yourself by not managing your currency so you can actually afford every te song
way better to sacrifice 10 spd pwr whatever to have the freedom for that
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>>581749330
Hey
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>>581749330
Kawakami HATE
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>missed the marvelous sunday races
it's SO fucking over
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>>581749341
not counting SP bonus obviously, you get that asap
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>>581749449
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>>581749341
i still dont understand, why does hoarding let you do that as opposed to just buying them? there doesnt seem to be an advantage...?
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>>581749548
So, what, you reset if the SP bonus isn't the first song? You aren't going to reach the SP bonus until you go through the other songs in the pool that AREN'T the SP bonus songs.
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>>581749201
they were still at the "throwing shit at the wall phase" of the game
also jp parents at the time weren't as good as what we can make now thanks to clanking, so end xoggers were even less common
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>platlets trying to give advice to another platlet
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>>581749592
dumb little shit
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Don't bother trying to convince him, let him brick himself from autism. He's not going to admit that he's wrong.
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>>581749690
wtf are u talking about
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>waiting to buy SP bonus until senior year
I seriously hope you guys don't do this, if you haven't bought it by summer classic year the run is pure glue.
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I demand Topro, Phalaenopsis and Stego all be added to the story rendition of the 1999 Arima Kinen!
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Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
Rickey, Mexico Lady, and Transcend are superior.
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Where's (You)r meta Halloween Doto, anon?
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>>581749763
what qualifies as a platlet
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>>581749984
whore hands typed this post
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>>581749160
play the game moron
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>>581749907
Never happening
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>>581749902
>Buy the SP song ASAP
>Also don't buy songs until right before the concert
Both of these are not doable at the same time. If the pool of 3 songs doesn't have the SP one you can't buy it. You have to buy some other song out of that pool and pray the next pool of 3 has that song.
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>>581750050
I did a cheeky tenner but she rejected me.....
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>>581749201
they didnt realize how strong she would be. its literally just supposed to be

>haha oguri likes to eat
>if you feed her a lot during the race she gets a strong boost near the end!
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>>581750070
looks like a cock and balls
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>>581749880
Every time I see Doto I remember the hentai that was nothing but lactation fetish and I loved it.
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>attentionwhore posts all day
>something finally latches and the tranny has a field day
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>>581750129
can you read
the te songs past 15% don't appear before senior year so it only applies to that
idk if you're trying to be retarded on purpose or if you're esl
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>>581750276
sex with uma boys
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we should be more kinda nice to eachother
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>>581750116
could have been 3100
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>>581750276
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we should shun certain people here so they can improve themselves as a person
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>>581749758
>>581750189
but how long did it take the devs to know she was broken?
could they not have toned her down when her banner released in EN, and then buff her in a year or so to be JP level?
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>>581750440
this but unironically
>>581750514
hmmm nyooo we are all friends here
yes even these two
>>
>>
i want to fuck several mejiros
you know the ones
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>>581750514
If self-improvement was actually possible for these people it would've happened by now...
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>>581749681
Not him, but you get a better perspective of your resources if you hoard and buy later rather than buying every turn. Though I don't think that's what anon is doing though.
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>>581750621
or wait, was it one of those JP gacha laws that prevent them from retroactively nerfing something in a live service game?
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>>581750621
no financial incentive
everyone who wasn't f2p or contrarian swiped for the hog on every server before, they made bank on that banner
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>>581750698
friends want friends to be better people
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>>581750824
yeppers, they can't nerf shit because it's illegal
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>>581750698
>those two
You mean that one
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>>581750889
guess that makes sense
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>>581750698
i wasn't being ironic either bwoski
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>>581750743
you mean each of Ardan's tits?
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>improve yourself bwo
>while constantly shitposting about other users
hmmmmmm
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>>581750824
No, there is no such laws. It's something retards keep parroting. Cygames did have multiple games where did nerf something right after they sold it and the only repercussion is the playerbase reactions. They can do whatever they want and you own nothing in their games.
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10 minutes, ready to go again anon?
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>>581750840
isolating your friends is not the way to help them
>>581750901
noppers
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post your day 2 CM face
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>>581750119
Kys
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>>581751130
I HATE YOU OGURI CAP
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>>581751109
>No, there is no such laws.
damn really? I assumed it was a more recent thing
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I hope Umama stays in /uma/club
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>>581751218
No. There are so many myths about asian laws unironically thanks to seanigs. Same thing with people thinking korean games can't have halloween events.
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>>581751172
I'm not a therapist and cannot fix antisocial behavior on an anonymous image board unfortunately
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>>581750725
i see you taabosexposter
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>>581750889
wait are you serious? is this real?
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>horse races seem to schedule around having multiple at the same track on the same day
>G1 Sprinters Stakes is all alone as the only race held come next sunday
>Its a sprint so obviously its even that one race's duration is short
thats weird
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I really hate V and Umama hours
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>>581751398
noppers, I'm spreading information not fact checked by credible sources
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3-4-3-4 day 1, i already know i'll be raped in round 2 once the actual good xoguris appear
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>>581751245
She is leaving or getting kicked
I have inside info
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>>581751245
i hope umama is gets dragged out back and put down like a dog
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>>581751218
There's no law. But it's a bad precedent (what if next character i pull gets nerfed too?) and bad will towards the playerbase.



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