Previous: >>581562587Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
woom on, we must
4€ every month for this
>>581747694Me at the cephs that joined the pb
Urban Woomy won. Stay tuned.
>>581747909WHAT evrobabble is this? Is this Estonian?
>>581748198I think that's Italian.
>>581748198spaghetti language
>>581748360>>581747909>>581748198>In testine
Just saw my first cheater in a match. Guy was swimming at a speed never seen before and didn't even need to move in ink. He was doing space jumps alloying him to jump anywhere on the map and his Splattershot Jr. was shooting in 3 different directions, he ended up with 40+ kills
>>581748651ggs that was me
>>581748002racism XD
Godammit whats the button presses to reset a match again
>>581748985>winning is racist because my opponent happened to be a minority
>>581749695hold L, R, ZL, ZR, L3, R3
>>581749776Thanks anon
Nice lead recover
fish anyone?
GGs SS! Thanks for joining We've got room
>Veemo’s tongue will never be in your anus Why live?
>>581750990Joining
>My tongue will never be in veemo's anusWhy live?
SR 2/4Will reopen on the hour
ggs gotta bounce
Ggs T
>>581751582I’ll join
GGs T thanks for sticking byTell me if you want to end it PB, since we're back to 2v2s probably till the end.
>>581751804>>581751221Open again
GGs pbers i gotta start dinner
SR 3/4
GGs SH have a nice mealWe're gonna end it
we could have got canon clown takos
Gggs pb! Have to wake up early sadly
>>581752308knock knock
GGs PB, thanks for hosting
GGs PB2!This went well I'm glad. Hope everyone had fun.If I make it a weekly thing I'll need to rethink what time to host it. I saw there was demand.I love you /ink/ I hope you will love me back if I work on myself, I mean it. See ya around
>>581752995open
Humiliation ritual
>>581753286ggs or something...
SR 4/4
Go on, post the PB pics
dont fresh my shitty x power.....
>>581753286But you won't work on yourselfYou've had a year to do so and you're just as insufferable as before
So have any of us progressed IRL since S2 or is it the same shit different decade
>>581754236ive only been playing for a year
>>581754236Yes?
>>581754236Progressed
>>581754236Same poomy different toilet
>>581754561Wouldn't it make more sense to be same toilet different poomies if the thread isthe toilet and we're the poomies
i think an /ink/er would be the last person id listen to telling me to work on myself
Anyone else look at this and think "brella inspiration"?
>>581754085I'm gonna be better and...>no you won'tBut I'm tryi...>YOU WON'T I SAIDAnon... goodwill and efforts are thing it's rude to discourage.
>>581754236My life has gradually gotten worse in the past year
>>581755479all is forgiven if you take the woomypill
>>581754236I have more money and a larger social circle, that's it.
GGs, easy kill
GG's SR
GGs SR
I'm still gonna play woomy on my new account even if I don't see a point anymore, it's refreshing to start fresh without a /ink/ boost but goddamm anything in SR under EVP is just a total BORE it takes ages for anything interesting to happen. 'em kids are cute doing silly things tho I look at them and wonder what reasoning leads to them doing what they do. It's like meditation I recontextualize where I'm at watching those that just start trying to figure things out. Matchmaking in turf got violent before I had any chunk for proper gear
>>581755953>>581755957>>581756056GGs very quick king sorry for all those deaths in the last shift
>>581756361Yup
>>581756361That's retarded, just use NFC cards.
>>581756880I like to suffer it builds character
Does your ceph look good in every ink color?
>>581757332No.
Driving e-liters out onto the street
>>581757332Lime green doesn't look good on any ceph.
>>581757332so long as she isn't green she looks pretty good in most colors.
>>581757332yeah, i like leafy green the most though
>>581757759You can make that color work, mainly as an accent color for black and/or white.
>>581757332her main color is green
>>581757759Works on my machine.
>someone else dc's>i get dc'd a few seconds later with the oneliner message>-25xp
Something's fishy....
ink color tier list>SGreenBlueLime Green>ATurquoise Red>BOrangePurple>CYellow>Gap>Gap>Gap>F>Gap>Gap>Gap>Gap>Basic bitchPink
Someone should redo the big ass hoian collage but arranged by colors
Thread quality still bad even tho the parasite got what he wanted, when will it end
>>581762529>give local crackhead money>he still does drugswoooow who could've predicted this
>>581762529If this is bad then I don't know what a good thread is supposed to be like
>>581762767More woomy posts
>>581762294should redo it with the right color for my ceph more like
>>581762027you flipped your tier list by mistake bro
>>581762949Update your preset
>>581762979go away kold go take your meds
>>581758941oh yeah do it a second time nogami
Time to Woomy
I just woom one outMy hands are fully inked
anyone wanna play some open?
>>581768136
open 2/4
>>581768739Joining
Open 3/4
>>581770498Open up.
Late GGs PB2.
Now I regret not joining
GGs open
GGs openers
congratulatins on enabling an insufferable thread spammer now I know who to blame if the thread never gets better
GGs open.
>pb2 hosted by "and insufferable thread spammer">thread is peaceful and ontopic>pb pic posted with the host not in the pic>schizokold shits up the threadyup we all already know exactly whos to blame
the series never gets better so of course the thread would fester
Raiders was ok I hope they make more games like it in the future
>>581772352Thanks for posting this so we can laugh.
>>581774870Marie got too drunk and forgot she was topless before posting to social media
ew
>>581773227Lmao stfu nono
Me? I like the squids.
Raiders' biggest problems are its lack of variety.It's just outdoor levels with the occasional school of Salmonids, the chamber levels that are just Hero Mode levels, the Dungeons which is as close as you can get to traditional Salmon Run, and the arcade games.Oh and the music is a valid criticism, because it's just Salmon war music and Deep Cut, even if you like those two, those two are all you get for the most part.The platforming is actually really lacking compared to all the other story modes, not sure what happened with Raiders.
Nogami I am 1600 X Power. Why do you match me against top3000 takoroka
>>581774663Laugh at Tim? SH? L? SS? Your hosts and open/salmon room goers? They just wanted to play some more together and were given an opportunity.The french only ever reacts badly when rejected. Terribly so in quite a pathetic way yet all the worst shit he did was because he was being rejected. His narcissism is an act of self-preservation in reality he deeply hates himself. He's a troubled man with no social skill seeking companionship. He feels shame and apologizes when he makes mistakes if you let him do so, call him out when he crosses the line and he will behave like your typical anon. Antagonizing him only makes him worst.
wave 1 raiders dlc... soon...?
>>581776252This, no one ever points out how ridiculous it was for him to get blocked over a turf war match because his reaction to receiving that block was 10 times more ridiculous
Who cares about Nono why does the general let a fucking underage twitter schizo thats addicted to porn kold shit up the threads? Fantasy, Rainy, Panic, Broybit, Snakehands and everyone else youre responsible for all this actually do something for once
>>581776920does anyone have a screenshot of said reaction? Or was it in the discord?
nah i don't need a switch 2 yet
>>581777198Batteries only swell like that when they're damaged He dropped it on the ground quite a few times
>>581776252i refuse to believe someone other than nono posting this.
>>581777105This squigger listed names like he was calling for the avengers
>>581776252Problem is he also lashes out when you try to help him out and do exactly as you say. I'm not going to babysit some fat 35 year old who can't stand being in the wrong, let alone alienating most of /ink/ over it. You're not special.
>>581778009>35 years old
Would woomy kiss Tingle?
tableturf lobby up
>>581778009You're replying to nono himself. He falseflags every single thread and I don't understand why people haven't realized that yet.
I honestly forgot tableturf existed and I still don't understand how to play it
>>581778697Why do you think I addressed him in second person in that last bit?
Guys we should block ProChara, he kept spawn camping me. :(
>>581778625If you've played the second ds game you'd know woomy would 100% kiss Tingle after warming up to him. Only after punching him a little calling him a creep.
You're a C rank duelist with a D rank deck.
>>581779358yes because we all know if a girl tells you to fuck off and calls you a creep, that just means you're not trying hard enough
kissing paruko
>>581779475Indeed
hello this is the /ink/ divegrass manager. /vg/ league 27 frenlies are coming up and we've been issued a challenge by /gbpen/ (>>581455624) for an idolbowl. we've got 2 friendlies to book so any suggestions are welcome!https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ink/also i'm feeling a bit burnt out, so if anyone wants to learn the magic of virtual divegrass, I'd really appreciate the help!I'd also like to know how many of you watch the VODs posted after the matchday vs watch games live.>>581779684breeding paruko*
>>581779723>this is how nono, sadistic and spades see themselves
>>581779903>outing yourself in the same post
You know what? If nono is intentionally avatarfagging as a character notoriously known for being an annoying manchild, that's pretty funny.
>>581779951Flash news: Yebweyy players are pathetic
>>581780206sketch does the same thing and you still hate her
>>581780206>I'm so like Rayan Gosling!
>it's another "Splatoon artist doesn't take ceph requests" episode
my woomy picked up a cursed splattershot and refuses to let it go
Yebweyys are /ink/ers too
>>581781732I want to slurp Marie's oyster
>>581781834
>>581774663I just wanted to play since I overslept and missed Saturday
stayed up until 6am again awardgood night /ink/
>>581782119Get a job
>>581782186i work from home in the evenings due to timezoneswhich is probably what fucks my sleep schedule, working until 1am many days..
>>581782078This is what the Sunday PB is for.
>>581782119>europeanGoodnight luma/a/nono/frye fan/brostar/noble/randomguy
>>581782551none of the above
one must imagine woomy happy.
>>581782679Sproutmy.
cookie time.
>>581783425Begging this woomy for flop pics
>>581782679Goodnight... coso?
>>581781041>splatoon artist started taking requests>they have a cutsy artstyle and worried they won't be able to make my ceph cool
>>581784084>Too shy to talk to Jap artists>Too disdainful to engage Western artists>Too lazy but skilled enough to draw my own cephCeaseless agonyDid I mention I dropped from 2100ish X power to 1900 because of a freak ragu queue
>>581784084>he doesn't want to see his woomy look cuteThat's part of the fun, I get to see my cephs in different art styles and see other people's interpretations.
>>581784982why does knee injuries make things cuterthe world may never know
>>581785183ä...
>>581785183
>in reality he deeply hates himselfgreat so there's one thing everyone agrees on, now hurry the fuck up and die
No fatties allowed beyond this point
le cookies are ready
I like Frye
>>581785183I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be blush and not injury.>>581785391Wrong!
>>581786340a can you draw my woomyyou always skip her when taking requests
>>581775741As compared to the mainline Hero Modes that are JUST the Hero Mode, it does seem to be a broader PvE experience. As for platforming... "Actual" terrain constraints, itemization and Exploration Bot complications, and maybe a tighter development cycle as a one-shot spinoff.Music's inexcusable, though. At the absolute least they should have introduced a second "style" of Salmonid music, perhaps representing the Spirhalite Islands' "old-stock" taking over from Omega-3s' tracks as you progress.
>>581786596a's woomy is too busy snuffing ciggies out on other woomy's floppers
>>581786596You want me to dance for you too?
>raiders music is le badfiltered
>>581786783if you feel like, suredo the cringe-ass nae nae dance
>581786951oh my god please shut the fuck up
>>581786812Maybe from an academic pov but it's certainly not the most digestible even to me.
>10 AM in BangladeshAAAAAA I'M NOOOOOTICING
>>581786951if a wont draw me then can you make ai art of my woomy instead
>>581786951see >>581738058
>>581786596Just pay some Jap like 5 bucks for something better I have video games to play.
>>581787025Don't acknowledge it.Don't respond to it.Report.Ignore.Move on.
>>581787424wowwwwww thanks for nothing
>>581787424any recommendations?
>>581787372*shart sfx*
There are some random .5k-.6k artists I did find on skeb. It's what you'd expect but I'm highly interested in more of those. Low skill doodles just have that soul.
AI Shrimp Jesus Woomy
>>581787714You're welcome.>>581787770@ckwdmj does the cutest pencil doodles on skeb. A bit over 5 bucks though. I don't comm a lot of Splatoon art anymore so I'm not in the know with Splat artists with open comms, someone else might know some.
>>581786812My complaint is the stylistic narrowness compared to the rest of the franchise, not that the tracks are actively bad. Stylistic diversity is such a prominent part of Splatoon selling itself as a world that it is literally a recurrent plot point, and then Raiders just tweaks the one "fitting" precedent and basically calls it a cover-band.>>581788025...Woomyfied Cipher?
>>581788339thank you very much, I'll give them a look up
AI Slop Anon has unironically been the best thing to happen to /ink/ I rather have them spam ai slop than kold schizo out nonstop and begging the thread for artists to stalk and beg for free art
>praising yourself
>>581772352Why?
Where's the monday pb
yum... peanut butter...
Yeah so what if my yebbys bad
>>581792019All yebs are bad anon, it's why they're not woomies
Good morning /ink/, I slept for 4 hours
>>581792410
gucci yebby
They WON
>>581794035Quinn doesn't winQuinn never wins
more like stupidtoon lmao gottem thread destroyed, pack it up boys
Which /ink/er?
>>581794395me
>>581794395Has anyone made their woomies in tomodachi?
people other than teenage girls play tomodachi life?
>>581784645Fresh!
sorry give me a few L
>>581799465sure let me call up nogami and get the flar machine running so you can get a few more Ls.
>>581799465Louis, Limon, Luna
feeding woomy lima beans
>>581799465L̈LoldLanicLantasyLADESLurkanLoloctoroLANGLakehandsLayzorLallinLostarLeakazoid
Sorry I'll brb again L, upset stomach
GGs
>>581787424can i pay you five bucks
>>581804138I'll take comms again if I happen to need the money but not right now. Taking money for my inconsistent shit just makes me feel bad.
>>581805328please love yourself
>>581805328>Good artists choosing to sufferWhy are they like this
Do you remember?
>>581805817>goodBut the answer is brain problems and trauma which hard wired the brain to have a permanent -100 confidence debuff. Human brain is stupid dumb pea mush inside da skull.
>>581806908have you heard about memory reconsolidation therapy? it's pretty new but try bringing it up if you visit any therapists. it's amazing.
>>581806908>wahhh life was mean 2 me :((((sux but you will ultimately livetomorrow you will wake up and draw breath and the world will still be turningand the day after thatand the day after thatwhether you make that life's problem instead is only up to you faggot, curling up into a ball and feeling sorry for yourself fixes nothing and keeps yourself attachedyou are allowed to have nice things but you will have to seize them first because nothing comes to you automaticallyanyways draw bitch womy fagit <3
>>581807593What part of that post reads like crying in self pity? That's a whole lot of assuming. Lacking confidence in drawing specifically doesn't mean the person is helpless or isn't enjoying life. I have things I love to do that help me feel better about myself.Weird post.
>>581808808>wahhh my masturbatory blogpost is le NOT self-pityingdraw TWO woomies faggot <3
did most people stop trying to play bottomless buffet?
>>581809161There literally no point in playing it past floor 100 other than a personal challenge so yes. I reached like floor 600+ and stopped cause it gets extremely samey and boring, it'll only get worse when the enemy scaling eventually forces you to use cheese strats.
>>581809161Obviously. Only one weapon build can succeed in the lowest levels and even then it requires multiple resets until you get a lucky spawn.
>>581809443This.I pretty much only play BB when somebody in /ink/ wants to do some. It's alright. But it'd be far more fun to play against level 100/200/300 mobs in all the other maps (you know, that don't have a time limit). Would be very easy for Nintendo to do, but apparently they consider Raiders done so too bad. BB is all you get.
GGs Lnice machball
Ggs SH i'm too hungry. i sucked at the Morph ball stuff but that was fun to learn
>so poisoned by live service sloppa people genuinely think raiders releasing as a finished game is a bad thing
>>581785772If I die I'll haunt you for eternity
>>581812420Is it finished? Yes.Could it be far better with minimal effort? Yes. And for non-minimal effort, we clearly like it enough that we'd pay for DLC.
>>581807593embarrassing post.
More embarrasing than nono's?
>>581813181You know I'm rite doe faggit, living in denial is cringe millennial behavior <3
>>581812773Throwing salt at ghost woomy
>>581798641I don't think many Tumblrites are teenagers these days.
WOO!
>>581813331>t. has no idea what trauma is
Woomy
Uncle yebby touched my no no place when I was still a squidkid
Woomy(deceased)
Spooky month soon /ink/
>>581814570Are you guys going trick or treating?
My woomy thinks ghosts are cute>>581814801Wayy too old for it and kids these days hate going outside to do stuff
>>581815043>Are you guys>Going trick or treating
>when the ghost-woomy tires of the yuri being baited>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31osaiKt9tI
>>581815327>>581814801ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?STUTTERING FUCKING PARROT
Hello I'm the only non-autistic /ink/er.
>>581815475good woomies and good boomy
>>581815808You do not exist
>>581783910not me, i was dead asleep when anon posted
/ink/ is for americans onlyyuropoors aren't true /ink/ers
>>581817695aight fatty, go back to the Mc and D's
https://x.com/tanosi33/status/2101974026906394685
>>581817951>McDs, Taco Bell, KFC all in walking distance>get to go home to central A/C all summer and not live like a dirty stinking caveman>get white Monster out of the fridge>fire up switch 2>refresh /ink/Yep, it’s salmon time
>>581820210>cursed shades
>>581820567special grade cursed objet
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>581820210No AC is an outdated meme, most people I know here have AC at this point.
>>581820210What about chick fil a
>>581794827I made my woomy and my sister's woomy and we have a polyamorous relationship with spyke
>>581821194sure
>581821492You started with a good point then ended it on schizo babbling
>>581823015>>581787441
>>581823015did you only just now realize nono and koldschizo are helping each other, even when nono blatantly told him to shit the thread up during his temper tantrum?
where's the daily fryeposting
>>581823651Here.
kold responded to himself twiceactual schizo your little sister should be nowhere near you
aaaaaa nogami please
>>581823651>>581819956
>>581822178Are you guys still playing?
>>581829935yep, ill open after this game
>>581829983Neat
>>581826539gods mother fuckin damn
GGs openlads Bully Blasters
Ggggs open
Total Craptank Death
Should crabtank be buffed again. Did they nerf it too much? Or are people just bad at using it correctly. Staying still while firing or exposing their back by using it in an open space.
>>581833907You're supposed to launch a big bomb the moment you hit something for instant splat
Specials should keep having weaknesses
>>581814178>blob feetdamnit
>>581835891Krill yourceph
>>581834807Ok I do that and I get 5 hitmarkers with multiple AOE bombs and hits from the guns all back to back meanwhile I get instant killed from full health by an 2 indirect AOE shotsNo point in having any sort of serious discussion about PVP Splatoon when there's no consistency and the netcode is dogshit after all this time
>>581836436still baffles me that they want to push comp but they have shit netcode
See when n*no posts webms theyre generally interesting and skillful, do they get repetitive yeah so he doesnt need to post every single crab tank fizz kill unless its like a multi kill or somethingwhy cant kold just talk about splatoon and post his clips? oh right we all remember the last time he tried that...
>>581826717saddam hussein ass weyyo
>>581837726apply it to mp4s too
All my clips will be GIF from now on and be titled "woomy"
>>581839201is big man recording? would make a fire ass beat
>>581839094Good luck converting mp4 files into GIF & keep it under 4MB
>>581839094grrrrrrrRRRAAHHH STOP IT YOU SCHIZO WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO DISCUSS SPLATOON IN THE SPLATOON GENERAL YOURE ENABLING HIM I KNOW YOURE OBSESSED WITH ME BALLIN ACTUALLY BROSTAR NO WAIT YOURE CHAV I KNOW ITS YOU SNAKEHANDS TAKE YOUR MEDS LUNA WE ALL KNOW ITS YOU GT
uh oh schizo melty
>>581839774>It was Footschizo all along
>>581839774corny
Maybe it is a good thing 4chan is dying after all.
>>581839987Thank goodness
>>581839987>>581840545Biggest tourist self report ever
>>581839987Can't wait
Stay mad I'm playing this game, playing with the thread & posting clips.
I don’t know what people see in Nozzlenoses.
>>581843132feels like it's too much setup for not that much reward...
>>581841076>L3Kitspam.>H3Masochism.
>>581843132It's a philosophy
>>581843428dont respond to me
>>581843132they're cheating in some way either rapid fire or something else and they think they're being smart and sneaky by using a lesser used weapon to hide it
>>581843132It will be Meta soon & then /ourking/ will return
>>581842548>double backline vs four frontlinersgood ol' splatoon 3 matchmaking
>>581843132h3 is satisfying as fuck, used to reward you generously for your trouble too but even now in major powercreep era remains usablel3 is a weirdo that ngmi seems to hate because it's a very niche weapon by default and only ever gets nerfs
>>581843132landing all three hits gives you that dopaminein fact the only thing that gives me that kind of dopamine is landing ultra stamp throws.
>Open RM Undertow MantaAny takers?
>>581844674try the bloblobberit's h3 but in drunken fist style
>>581845408>Manta anything
>>581845408Joining
>>581845408I'll join for a bit
>>581845617>>581845761Making the roomOpen 2/4
>>581846043knock knock
>>581846318Welcome
>shnope fuck off traitor hope you die
>>581843132COWBOY SHOOTEM UP BANG BANG YEEHAW YIPIKAYAY PARDNER WEW
>>581846493arent we missing someone
>>5818470602 guys above did not come
1king fish?
>>581846893Schizo
>>581847310Yeah
>>581847603Opening.
That's a funny avatar a
>>581847209We'll be winning without them
Vroom Vroom Vroom Boom
10 minute ban
Look at that CS we broke the 2000s in 5 wins without breaking a sweat
>>581839201>>581839378>Anarchy Rainbow (Vocal Mix)
>>581849935nice jinx frenchie
His ban should be over soon so let's wait for him.
>>5818477262 minutes left
Roller is a weapon of LOVE!
>>581850779True that
Dang I made one mistake & a missed bullet
Actual gun bullet?
>>581850779Wrong
Laggy fella on top of fast moving team, I tried
>>581850779Me and who?
This is why curling bombs deserve jackshit
GGs.
ggs stupid long fish is deader than dead
NOOOOO Bullshit
GG frenchie, you just had to boast about the winstreak
>>581853451GGs CS! Good games.We get closer and closer to a gold trophy together. No shame in celebrating our victories!
Would you rather save 10 /ink/er or 3 random woomies?
>>5818537233 random Woomy’s. Because I won’t know which /ink/ers I get to save.
>>581854074You get to pick the /ink/er
>>581854221Then I would save the 3 random Woomy’s.
>>581853723I can save pretty much any /ink/er just as long it doesn't involve N*no.
Veemo owes me sex after carrying them in anarchy matches
YWNBAD
>>581853723I can't name 10 /ink/er
Sad
>>581855295>Dynamo nowhere to be seenAnother reason why randos should be castrated
>>581855295Wellstring doing one gorillion damage to the RM bubble per shot
Can you get every ink color in Hoain?
>>581855295You should have ignored the dapples, you wasted time hunting it down
>>581855861You can have a custom color so yes.
>>581855985Sweet! I can have Splatfest colors, or even Side Order grey.
give me a quick doodle request
Can you put multiple pieces of gear on of the same type in Hoain? Like combine glasses + hat
>>581856339Woomy tummy
>>581856339Weyyo and Yebby fistbumping
>>581856339Woomy piercing
>>581856547Gross, mutilation isn't sexy. Boner killer
>>581856339my woomy with giant woobies
>>581856339GT sleeping with Big Man and Mr Coco
>>581856880post woomy
>>581856367No, it imitates the way the games works
>>581857063No hacks can solve this?
>>581856992GT writing an entry for nono on Kiwifarm
>>581857056I was just memeing...
>>581857421....................................................................................................................... based.
>>581856712>t. flopshredder
>>581856339My woomy with even bigger woobies mogging this guy's woomy >>581856880
>>581857229Sadly no, if you're good you can mod headgears to fuse them, I did it a while ago, but it's not ideal at all
>>581856339Judd smacking a smallfry
>>581856339Me and veemo after carrying her in ranked matches
RM is a mode where you move forward with assurance. It's the best mode
>>581856339My veemo with somehow even larger voobies mogging both these guy's woomies >>581856880 >>581857652
the state of this thread is pretty grim
>>581858692Sploosh bros... we can't reach
Smoky Wingtips or Annaki Habaneros?
okay had some last minute troubleshooting but should be working nowNow the question is, should I move forward with my original plan with a quick test drawing with >>581856486or should I make a multi-part piece with the boob-mogging woomveems?(might not find the motivation to continue if it starts to turn out poorly)
>>581860404Be urcelph
>>581860404Move forward with original plan
>>581860404Much as I love ink sacs I think you're probably better off drawing the tummy. I also like tummies so it's win win either way.
>>581860404Original because the truth is my woomy is flat...
>sketch baiting (you)s again
>>581861006perhaps you should pick up drawfagging then
>>581861074Maybe I fucking will
>>581861006much better than nono posting.
>>581861006/ink/ never learns
>>581861006Can I offer you a nice (You) in this trying time?
>>581860404flip a coin and do the other idea later?
someone post their woomy
>>581861521why
>>581861521teehee
>>581861275say what you will about people like squinty and sketch, at least we get free art out of it
SR anyone? Hydra on Boris is fun.
I'm slowly recovering from literally the brink of death so I apologize that I don't always deliver on art requests, I'm still slowly recovering physically and mentally. It is not my intention to fish for (you)s, unless I'm intentionally shitposting
>>581861521
>>581862371Good woomy.
>>581862371uggo
>>581862371good woomy
Would /ink/ like me if I could draw
>>581862094But I'm already 999.Most importantly, it's Hydra vs. Horror. As long as the Hydra goes undisturbed, it can solo the damn thing in 40-50 seconds.
>>581862754Yes but people will also try to play with you for free art.
>>581862754/ink/ would like nono if he started doing free drawings
>>581862754It's a +5 in likeability scaleBeing french is -100
>>581862892what other countries does /ink/ dislike
>>581862997japan
I'm in my thirties and I draw like I did when I was 12, can I still improve?
>>581862872he did post a drawing and we still hate him.
>>581863052Yes?
>>581862293The parasite shit up the general again so thats why you got caught in the hate.
I love playing Splatoon games. How do I become an ImGood instead of a UrBad?
>>581862892I can't draw and I'm french but I join rooms and have a woomy so it's okay
>>581863564We love you L you're honorary american
>>581863545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwM2kMKgtdU
>>581863282Thank you anonWhen you're a man and a bit older than the rest of the group you get treated with no sympathy, no one ever cheers you up for trying out things. It's tough
>>581856339Weyyo with a Twintacle for a giant split bang, complete with eyes peeking out.
>>581863435>thats why you got caught in the hate>unless I'm intentionally shitpostinghe deserves it too
>>581863564Do better
>>581864289>he
>>581864247makes sense if you burn thru everyones good will.
>>581864732correct
sent :)
>>581864635I hated OCtrannies like him but it’s still funny how he scammed them and abandoned his social.
/ink/ is rightful OCfriend clay.
>>581864962OCchad franchise
RIP my granny she got hit by a trizuka
>>581864635>>581864962qrd?
My woomy is my OC and you're all characters in her world btw
>>581865569Good woomy, hope she's friends with mine.
>>581865569I'm the best character in woomy's world
>>581865694If you play in rooms there's a big chance she is yes
>>581865871what does your oc lore say about the artist anons
>>581865168Vivi scammed /ink/'s gullible dumbasses by promising art for big money then running away with the money after ghosting everyone
>>581863037i think that's only me
>>581866205>chargebackNow what
You want Splatoon D&D?
>>581866827I already roll dices everytime I do anything in this game
>>581866083In my lore they're closer to photographers, since official art is often a photo canon-wise. They're cephs who don't shine during matches but still are popular because most of the cephs from the group wants a picture of themselves to brag about how fresh they are. These artists woomies are often weirder and sillier than the usual ceph, but that also help with their poplarity since it's seen as fresh. My woomy likes them because she thinks they have funny strategies during matches compared to other kind of cephs
>>581866205his art wasn't even worth all the money people paid him he consistently ignored drawing ears and eyemasks. I'll never understand what people saw in his purposefully lazy work he was knowingly scamming everyone
>>581866827I already have a campaign planned if they do make a Splatoon book.
>>581867604Post art.
>>581867407is your woomy friends with any of them?
My woomy gets harassed by some weyyo with a funny accent, she put a restraining order against him but he still tries to enter her lobbies, talks to her friends and ambushes her in the locker room yelling nonesense to everyone in the room. She doesn't know what to do.
>>581865871Good woomy.
>>581864247you behave like you're 12 years old
>>581866827I don't think any of D&D's action economies or character progression schemes over the editions really fit Splatoon. To my limited understanding of the very-important details, you'd probably be better off hacking from something like Shadowrun.
>>58186897812 years old sex pest
>>581867984I see them all as being part of a big group, so yeah. But she's good friends with a few of them. I like to think my woomy is too dumb to focus on fashion while also keeping up with matches, so she asks them for help with clothing, or asks them about cool victory poses, since those type of cephs would always knows what's fresh currently. I see my woomy as being airheaded enough that she'd comes up with some insane ideas that help them come up with new shots too. So they hang out often
>>581862293Focus on your health, I liked the zero suit woom you made.
>>581862872Sounds like having a talent grants you inherent value in the world
My OCeph is very slightly Literally Me, but not Literally Agent 8, from Tartar trying to fit old-to-it Neuralink data in octos like it's Soma. This and the advancements on the simulated flybrain is also where Marina got digitizing Memcakes started, though that ends up running on largely unrelated ceph bullshit.
I'm home.
>>581870219Fresh!
>>581870219nice work
>>581870219(You) are awesome!
My Woomy OC is Sex Woomy she likes Boys and Sex. She always thinks of sex, at night she dreams of sex, she wakes up wanting sex. During Battles she amushes boys in remote corners and force them to have sex. Her dream is to have sex with every boy in Inkopolis. Her motto is "sex with manmenmi"
I'm still S because I prefer playing open with /ink/....
Kraken ain't much, but it does the job occasionally>>581870501>>581870586>>581870712Thanks!
>>581870443Why did they make them so goddamn fuckable?
>>581871134For weyybros
It's actually impressive how bad he is at trying to make a post without having clear indicators that the post is by him.
>>581871078>>581870219Good job. Surprised you stick with that kit even for rankups, I'd switch to my main kit for rankups even if I'm doing series power calcs for one of the others.
I fresh Ikari and Fantasy's X powers all the time
>>581871941Are they good powers?
my x power is moldy
>>581871941>Ikari
Has the thread gotten better since last week?
>>581872884No.
>>581872884nono and koldschizo are still here
>>581872884Asking stupid questions like these is already shitting it up, now shut the fuck up.
>>581872884LOL
>>581871348I thought about this but at this point I haven't played the other kits for like half a year so I'm not sure what even is my "main" anymore lol. I'd definitely be more rusty with them now so I'm just sticking with what's freshest in the muscle memory. 274k of Glamorz to go. Kraken can go to hell, but I really do like the burst bombs now.I kept track of the progress and points since the start of season (not including open matches), I think this is the shortest it ever took me to get to S+.1-3 SZ 2111-3 CB 1345-2 RM/TC 3294-3 RM 4523-3 SZ 5295-2 TC 7784-3 RM 8984-3 TC 10233-1 SZ RANK UP!
>>581874213Try out aerospray MG, Clashblaster or L-3 Nozzlenose
>>581874213Fair enough, you got a good point there. Wish they kept the Splashdown for once, but I get they want little kit overlap with 2 (even though nobody revisits that game). Well done, we're all gonna make it.
La creatura
[DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE]
>>581876431
>>581876431>>581876623>>581876737ugly
>>581876874>someone thinks you're french!
>>581876737shit baby
>>581877156
why are you posting those images specifically. falseflagging?
>>581872884You tell me
That's it, I'm posting the good utsus.
Gurkan... your pigeons... they keep picking on me... I'm not food for them...
More good utsus coming right up
Utsutoes
>it's nono falseflagging
I dont care about Frye but she's slightly better than Callie who is objectively the worst idol. Pearl is better than both since she has a personality
Everyone's so hostile and mean tonight :(
>>581879685>Callie>Worst idol*MarinaFTFY.
nigga says he will work on himself only to not do that and continue shitposting
>>581880029>shitposting on-topic stuff is badReddit would be that way "ma'am"
>>581880136>outing yourselfthanks.
>>581880647Sure
>she will never be more than a shopkeeperseeing her always fills me with both joy and sadness
>>581871941It's ikagi and I don't think he's ever even played with /ink/
>>581880886he played with me like two nights ago
>>581881043The 22nd night of September
>>581880886i have a couple times, but i gotta be in the right mindset to not feel too selfconscious about going negative KD every match lolill work to improve so i can play with /ink/ more...
>>581881339just avoid the frenchman and i'll fresh your woom.
Well Ikarus you seem like a nice fella I'm sure we can give you a helping hand
Anyone up for 1king on the hour?
>>581880029>asking for the clown to stop honking
>>581882048lemme in
>>581882531opening
Woah this bow guy helped us a lot
dc? or are you done?
do you woomember
>>581884626The 22woond night of September
>>581881339Ironically, playing with /ink/ may help you become less self-conscious about score in general.
do you veemember
>>581881762I could sammin if you're still up for it
I'm gonna end it in a few SHI'm getting drowsy
>>581856486>>581862371Sorry it took me so long. Really struggled badly to make it work, still really hate how it turned out.Next time going to try something different, hopefully I can make it better then.Sorry again
>>581888703good tummy
utsuhori
GGs SH i'm off to sleep
GGs N
Utsureal
>3DPD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKyG_jBir78Even the salmonids remember.
Thx for the games SH & CT
>>581888703She looks like there is a baby in her factory
Utsufurry(male)
>>581889645Breasts too small
>>581869286My woomy is dum but has a talent for fashion.
they need to add ascending sound effects when your team gets kills/gets killed to indicate how many people are left alive like in overwatch or somethingor just start flashing MOVE FORWARD IDIOT in all caps at my teammates that works too
Two best cephs that violate each other to get over a situation that requires ink therapy
>>581890097>CT is enabling him too
>>581891562Could be that CT joined last.
Wtf y'all never told me how OP superjumping to teammates is?!
>>581891928Wait till you try superjumping to teammates during skirmishes with tacticooler on.
>>581876431Frye feel into the ocean again>how many times does this make now
Frye becomes Walrus like in the movie Tusk
>>581891562>>581891702i did and left after 2 games
>>581892742Was he intentionally playing badly?
stop posting bad utsus
Can I play with /ink/ if I'm a cat?
>>581893197Definitely not with me. Keep your schizophrenia away.
>>581893197Instantly blocked by SH
>>581892684Frye, Shiver, Pearl and Marina doing the human centipede
>>581892742based
>>581893614How is it "based" to leave it feels more like admitting defeat to me
>>581893827go to sleep already
CT is equally as bad as Nono
who else listens to kpop while playing series to reach s+
>>581884787that's true, i enjoyed the last time i played too despite the fact i wasn't able to contribute, it's much less frustrating than if i can't contribute in soloQsimilarly i've played with people below my skill level and that's also never made me frustrated at them, but yk. the brainworms gonna worm, i just gotta dare to do it more and it stops being scary
>>581895841You will progress in due time if you put your goodwill into it
>>5818952131v1
nogummy didnt put a jukebox or a sfx volume slider in raiders (despite it being all pve) because he personally hates deep cut and thinks every song in the game is dogshit
>>581896679>nogamianon...
>>581896679we listen to kpop while playing raiders
>>581898061We listen to you screaming while I choke you.
>>581899340why
/b/ is a couple doors down
nono is posting these btw
ooooh I get it, scat, /ink/, Splatoon, Splatoon is literally shit.Oooh, high iq play there bro.
Nothing phases me anymore
>got so mad he posted scat pornCan we stop enabling the frenchie now?
Yeah I definitely need to brush up on my drawing skills.
>>581908358unironically, look into ai while you're at itnot to straight text-to-slop, but as an assistantlots of handy speedups to be had in that space, stuff like automatic sketch to lineart, or fill between the lines with paint bucket and send it to the artificial idiot to shade like your favourite artist
Is this mother fucker serious?
Splat yourself, Squigga!
What's with the state of the thread?
What happened? Did some /v/ guy post yuta shit?>>581902626Stop accusing me of everything
>>581915760Stop pretending to be me
>>581900021I was not >>581916229Faker are you tryna make me look bad.
>>581896670I'd win piece of cake
>France is waking upBye /ink/
>>581917737I still my morning jogging to the tune of Rocky music Gonna Fly Now
>make me look badDont worry you did that for years.
I won't forgive the people that keeps enabling him
Thank you for your continuous support /ink/
Sleep well my american friends
I don't get why you still hate him he's posting cute splatoon pictures like everyone else
>>581919390
Lookin' good, Woomy.
erectin' a tacticooler
What if wmy......was le BIG????
>>581922229
>>581922353
>>581922353Woomy joins the Mercenaries
BONK
Piece of Piss
>>581923034I'd let Marie throw her jarate at me
>>581922310I need her badly
>>581922310HOLY SEX
Stop spamming
what if we replaced shooters with equivalent shieldless brellaslower fire rate but around the same ttkaccuracy becomes spreadaerospray and sploosh can now oneshot point blank
>>581923856only if they make respawns near-instant
>>581922310Perfect cunnilingus height
>>581923724>nooo don't post anything in the thread, let it reach page 10 & get archived.
>>581922310>literal years since the last true woomy ocgood woomy that heals /ink/
>>581888703Good tummy
>>581925740
>>581925740Good woomy
>581924031better dead than baguette
Today I learned that the twitter western community hates the words woomy/veemo
weyyo!
>>581928074Why?
GGs L
>>581914054Nono.
Autumn is upon us
>>581932925Autumn is a great season. Also one of my favorite seasons, as well as my grandfather's favorite season on my mother's side of the family. I still miss that dude to this day, they were caring and soft-spoken.
>>581922310I love you drawfagPlease make moar
we're going to kill you
>>581936275NOOOOOOO TAKE THE WEYY INSTEAD
just opened the thread after last night, did nono really post scat or is it another conspiracy theory
>>581936463It was 5am in france so unlikely but he probably went to the archive and saved it
>>581936463it looks like all of the koldschizo posts got deleted too
>>581937238I don't like like that but I do say this
Dead leaves are falling, mushrooms emerge from the forest litter, crane flies bump into anything. Maple seeds swirling into the air. It rains almost everyday. Bushes full of delicious berries.Fall is here
>>581939141autism is my favorite season
they drew my woomy without her funny hat...
>>581940851post it
woah! someone just drew my woomy with TWO funny hats.
My woomy's brain is so small a small hat would crush it
>>581941394might be a birth defect anon
woobies
>>581941834bigger
>>581942307Why is everyone trying to shoot me?
>>581942552Because you're frenchstart to surrender froggy
>>581942781That's a squid
100%ed Side Order a few days ago, man can't believe I postponed beating it because I really could have used listening to this soundtrack a while back. Mr. Nogami please give me more of this cake.
>larping buying side order to create discussions on /ink/a new low...no one would actually buy side order.
>>581944170you can stop this meme now, side order was good
We didn't know how good we had it, bros.
>>581943720free association is one of my favorite bands in the series.>>581944532this is an affront to Cod.
>>581944532post s1 port zones i need a good laugh
>>581945047
You get flanked too easily on wide maps it's not fun to have some roller wipe your team
>>581945208ahahahahahaha god what were they thinking
>>581945047>>581945501kold you never played splatoon 1 youre a larper why are you pretending as if you were there you get your opinions from other splatoon larpers on twitter
>>581945395>noooo the maps must be corridors & the result of the match must be decided within the first 15 seconds or else it's not a true e-sport game
>>581946014Were you the one posting scat tonight?
>>581944170>>581944501I bought it when the expansion pass was announced in the first place, I just was so burnt out by the time it came out that I never really put much effort into actually playing it until Raiders reinvigorated me.>>581944662It's definitely up there in my top 3, maybe even my number 1 due to the variety of styles and pieces they have compared to all the other bands. I wish I could still listen to the original tower lobby music in-game.
>>5819437202ouv3n1r is so goodit's strange but i honestly find SO becomes even more fun when you go into the metagaming parts of "i want to do a monochromatic run" or "i want to max out these specific chips"
At least the bad maps in previous games had character desu.
>>581946572I wish Side Order was moreIt wasn't rogue-like enough at some point you know every level by heart & finish them in a few seconds.The player copies should have been more than just a (awfully easy) boss and appear in regular levels too, maybe as part of a "danger" modifier like the missile thingies.
>>581947159We all do, but the worst part is that they forcedd us to play as a disgusting octonigger
>>581947159It could have been more, it wouldn't have cost them anything for it to be more.
>>581929776gg
>>581946974>shit is good if it's soulful!nah
>>581946438noone here is as much of a degenerate as you kold, the fact youre at this point in the schizo pipeline to post scat and falseflag it is beyond the point of no return, there is no saving you you are not wanted here the sooner fantasy and the rest block you the better your spergouts is only going to get worse and worse and its going to blow up in everyones face im telling you all know
Splatoon 3 and Side Order suffered from the dreaded "5 year dev cycle but slap dash the actual stuff in 18 months" disease.
Oh shit he replies to you even??? I legit thought it was just a bot lol
>>581948125Splatoon 3 suffered from just being a bad game.
>>581948153A loser retard with too much dedication & nothing to stive for in its pathetic life. One of many blighting this website.
>>581948384It seems like every game in the series except Raiders suffered from this.
>>581948386are you describing nono or koldschizo
>>581945395We love roller here
>>581946924d3mol12h is also great, and honestly as stressful as routin3s is I can't imagine a better fitting theme for Splat Zones from 21F-29F. And Ech0 0nslaught always gets me pumped.I'm thinking I'm gonna do that as well, not only order to "1000%" the chips, but like you said doing challenge runs like that for the fun of it.>>581947159>>581947643It definitely needed more floors, objective types, dangers and difficulty modifiers, 50 floors imo would have been perfect along with a few more bosses. The Parallel Canons being a danger would have been perfect addition, along with maybe a Jelleton similar to how the Smoker from Raiders behaved, would have been interesting seeing such an enemy making certain enemies on floors much tankier>pic related, loved this floor
>>581948620we needed more floors like cruel sisyphean, no matter what build you had that floor would always be a struggle
>>581948125Just like Tears of the Kingdom's pathetic final product, they all blame Covid but it's a modern game development issue. Unfocused devs with lack of direction and proper player testing. Never trust a chef that won't eat their own food.
demon king? secret stone?
>>581948515Could apply to both honestly.
>>5819486264/10 no frye
I like fries.
>>581944532I only remember moray s1 sz because my mom was telling me off for not being in college or having a job, and she was right but I didn’t want to admit it.
>>581950363Stop eating fries fatty
>>581950945
>>581950901Stop posting your fetish, Nono
Fat veemo sat on my woomy by accident now she's all flat
>>581951421holy smokes shes a toon
>>581951075They could have rerun it for the 40th anniversary. Bunch of lazy no-good devs.
Stop spamming images you got off pinterest parasite and dont start posting literal scat pics just because I offended your fragile ego.
Woomy if she red
>>581951919La La La La
>>581952271Who's the artist?
Pinterest images are goodJust don't post Deviantart, Newgrounds or Furaffinity garbage
>>581952705don't give him ideas please
>>581952705He has already posted Deviantart shit before.
>>581951919Stop trying to frame him for the scat
>>581952667Ura_20208I thought it was Peco but nope
>>581952965Cute Woomy Plum Barazushi Wrap looks good on her
>>581952271kold is “she” played woomy because everyone hates his fugly beeb kek
>>581951919>stop posting pinterest Why does it bother you? How does it impact you? The thread doesn't suffer from it... au contraire !
>>581954075The thread does suffer when it's blatant fetish content like >>581950901 and >>581951421
Whole lot of video games in here.
>>581954613Kensa could make a comeback.
>>581954613I can open in like 15 minutes
MPU should make a comeback.
>>581954613Games huh?Give me a moment to fire up my ceph 64
They should make all respawns instant
>>581954613nobody wants to play open/fshnobody cares about the starving artists in the threadnobody wants to woom me
>>581954539It's *funny* it lightens the mood Everyone smiles a little more after a small chuckleWoomy likes it
>>581954856I can play at the hour anon
>>581954856I don't wanna risk joining a room with him so no
>Activision gets the next shot at Halowell it can't get worse ...right?
>>581956796Halo hasn't been good in 15 years
>>581956796What is a Halo? This is Splatoon general.
>>581956592Why? How does it affect you exactly?
>>581956796
>>581956952I only want to play with nice cephs
>>581955464>nobody cares about the starving artists in the threadis it about the guy that asked 200$ for comms
>>581957689That's unironically cheap for good art of your ceph
>>581957420Mine is good come play
>>581957782You are retarded and have never paid for woomveem art.
Guess I'll play something else then
>>581957689Skeb may have ruined my perception of pricing for art. I'm given a reality check any time I check for Warcraft artists and see their prices.
>>581914054if the daily number is 200 or more, it's a tragedy.
>>581958484>numbers went up considerably more when he returnednooticing
>Clam BlitzOh god n->But it's the only two good CB mapsI will reluctantly accept an open room at the hour in 5ish minutes
>>581958762See you anon
>>581958950Who am I joining?
>>581958950I'll see you then
>>581958762>wahoo/inkblot clams>goodlol?
>>581959014I thought of joining >>581954856 but he might be doing something else >>581958089I'm making a room if he is
>>581959117wahoo clams is goodadapt
>>581959234inkblot isn't
Open Clams room 2/4
>>5819593613/4
>nonoBack to raiders for me
>>581959454Same but MKW. Maybe tomorrow I'll play with /ink/?
>>581959454I bought raiders we'll play together then :)
>>581959701>>581959454neither of you hillbillies play
>>581960171With french people? I don't yeah
>>581952705>nonoback to FE
>>581960543meant for >>581959454
>>581960534What did L do to you
>nonoback to destiny 2
GGs Az good matches
>>581960861Joined his pb
Veemo owes me sex for every match I win with her
Because why would I ever trust pubshitters to defend the goal instead of spamming ouch and dying at spawn for the nTh time
Open still at 2/4 if there are any joiners
>>581958484Source for those numbers?
>>581962516Sketch-san...
>>581917737nah. time and date.
>>581963340You know you can go to jail for threatening me like this right
>>581962740https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Inkgen/i pull data from the archive and record number of posts per day onto a spreadsheet. one lone parasite literally doubled the speed of the thread with his shitposting, truly a cancer.
just had a veemo go 5/12 on my team
>581963487I did not say that
New>>581964165>>581964165>>581964165
>>581963673Thanks. Feels more like triple the pace, but good to see actual numbers. I might go ahead and scrape some data myself to build more of a case.
>>581963884Whomst